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Just finished $30M, 3-week trial. Awaiting jury verdict. (EPAH)

Will update with results on Weds.
Comical main people hunting ground
  03/31/15
Why do you think you won't have time tomorrow?
Copper Razzmatazz Weed Whacker
  03/31/15
Cesar Chavez Day bro
Comical main people hunting ground
  03/31/15
whats your cut if you win?
dashing sandwich degenerate
  03/31/15
I was stupid and took it hourly. So $400 x however many hour...
Comical main people hunting ground
  03/31/15
Idiot
Glittery abnormal regret nursing home
  04/02/15
Also, this will definitely be a huge decision news story, so...
Copper Razzmatazz Weed Whacker
  03/31/15
It's just real estate, so it won't make the news.
Comical main people hunting ground
  03/31/15
Get paid.
Diverse geriatric mad cow disease sanctuary
  03/31/15
...
Comical main people hunting ground
  03/31/15
why would you take a $30 million case hourly? LOL @ your...
supple bat shit crazy voyeur principal's office
  03/31/15
dudes got like 7 kids. who knows the strength of his case.
carmine floppy wrinkle feces
  03/31/15
Cr. Only four though. Bird in the hand. I just didn't reali...
Comical main people hunting ground
  03/31/15
dat mixed fee retainer?
Razzle narrow-minded plaza
  03/31/15
Next time. I was a N00b when we took this case. But I got da...
Comical main people hunting ground
  03/31/15
180
Olive elite point death wish
  03/31/15
CR my favorite cuck. Hope you land another soon
Glittery abnormal regret nursing home
  04/02/15
3 week trial though. gotta be a ton of hours. have you been ...
carmine floppy wrinkle feces
  04/01/15
Consider your last sentence Yeah they've always PIFed.
Comical main people hunting ground
  04/01/15
MILF co-counsel wants me to fuck her, btw: http://m.imgur.co...
Comical main people hunting ground
  03/31/15
http://m.imgur.com/ZYTWhWa A WG, but a 5'10" former ...
Comical main people hunting ground
  03/31/15
LOL ok bro. she sounds like, and is, a fatty.
shimmering hissy fit senate
  03/31/15
Nah man. She's like a size 2. Skinny as fuck if anything. B...
Comical main people hunting ground
  03/31/15
where are your children currently?
Big-titted slippery pervert gay wizard
  03/31/15
oh earl. you're not gonna be one of those helicopter tiger p...
Nudist lilac chapel goal in life
  03/31/15
no i honestly wonder who is looking after his small children...
Big-titted slippery pervert gay wizard
  03/31/15
I have a housekeeper. u mad? And she's not a whore, she'...
Comical main people hunting ground
  04/01/15
i didnt call your wife a whore, I wondered who was caring fo...
Big-titted slippery pervert gay wizard
  04/01/15
No I mean this girl is not a whore. My wife might in fact be...
Comical main people hunting ground
  04/01/15
so sweet of you to care about these children!
carmine floppy wrinkle feces
  04/01/15
Don't fuck this thread up, pounding hoes is when he's at his...
Orange Lodge Legend
  03/31/15
Lol cr.
Olive elite point death wish
  04/02/15
nice. but don't fuck her until after post-trial motions, app...
Razzle narrow-minded plaza
  03/31/15
pics?
apoplectic lime rehab international law enforcement agency
  03/31/15
http://m.imgur.com/Ehzo7TE N00ds probably forthcoming.
Comical main people hunting ground
  04/01/15
jfc that looks appetizing edit: wait, is that a ROCK on ...
Dun vibrant bawdyhouse
  04/01/15
A giant one. But she likes dat EPAH swagger. :-)
Comical main people hunting ground
  04/01/15
nice! that's even hotter that she's married
Dun vibrant bawdyhouse
  04/01/15
Yeah. Married women are hungrier than girls who get strange ...
Comical main people hunting ground
  04/01/15
lmao this country is so fucking full of degenerates
Pontificating cuckold trailer park
  04/01/15
That's life in the post-Christian age for you, brother
Olive elite point death wish
  04/02/15
nice. no face pics?
apoplectic lime rehab international law enforcement agency
  04/01/15
wtf no. She's married and has a right to privacy
Comical main people hunting ground
  04/01/15
you've never had a problem before....just sayin.
apoplectic lime rehab international law enforcement agency
  04/01/15
describe the husband. total beta cuck?
Dun vibrant bawdyhouse
  04/01/15
No a handsome as FUKK Latino looking dude who is a real esta...
Comical main people hunting ground
  04/01/15
so you don't think she's cheated on him before or cheats on ...
Dun vibrant bawdyhouse
  04/01/15
Never really thought about it. Probably not
Comical main people hunting ground
  04/01/15
really?
Big-titted slippery pervert gay wizard
  04/01/15
I thought about it. I guess I'd prefer if she regularly chea...
Comical main people hunting ground
  04/01/15
I wake up in the morning and I ask myself, is life worth li...
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  04/01/15
pretty sure that's Taylor Swift
swollen dull cruise ship
  04/01/15
her face >>>>>> TS
Comical main people hunting ground
  04/01/15
nice. how old is she?
swollen dull cruise ship
  04/01/15
29 or 30
Comical main people hunting ground
  04/01/15
Where dem noods doe?
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  04/01/15
kyooooooot
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  04/01/15
UNGHHHHHHH
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  04/01/15
did the name you scribbled over say "Mom"???
frozen odious rigpig den
  03/31/15
180
Orange Lodge Legend
  03/31/15
she looks like a bag full of hammers. how many elbows and k...
Diverse geriatric mad cow disease sanctuary
  04/01/15
I've been thinking a lot about how her hip bones must jab ou...
Comical main people hunting ground
  04/01/15
hey, do you and report back.
Diverse geriatric mad cow disease sanctuary
  04/01/15
THUMBS | UP | EMOJI
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  04/01/15
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  03/31/15
I discovered this claim while working on a regular biglol ca...
Comical main people hunting ground
  04/01/15
This reminds me of when MDH used to seriously talk about how...
Demanding menage
  04/03/15
Some areas of law aren't all that complicated. If you've al...
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  04/03/15
Deliberations Day 3. These retards had better get it right.
Comical main people hunting ground
  04/01/15
Are you hanging out near the courthouse, or are you chillin ...
Deranged Half-breed
  04/01/15
Sitting at counsel table, staring at dem long legs and heels...
Comical main people hunting ground
  04/01/15
You're in the courtroom itself? That's a bit strange unle...
Deranged Half-breed
  04/01/15
You should be working on a settlement. The other side has t...
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  04/01/15
They are ecstatic that it went beyond an hour. I seriously f...
Comical main people hunting ground
  04/01/15
Have you guys not talked settlement at all after deliberatio...
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  04/01/15
Not a word. One party owns it; the other doesn't. Winner tak...
Comical main people hunting ground
  04/01/15
Is your wife still a fucking degenerate crack whore?
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  04/01/15
I think so. She's probably gonna get better tho
Comical main people hunting ground
  04/01/15
l.....j....l
grizzly location electric furnace
  04/01/15
: (
Dun vibrant bawdyhouse
  04/01/15
She is? Breh, what is happening in your life? You haven'...
apoplectic lime rehab international law enforcement agency
  04/01/15
Like 400 actually. Client just paid $87k for Feb, and we sen...
Comical main people hunting ground
  04/01/15
damn, $400k, for how many months of work? So you and your...
apoplectic lime rehab international law enforcement agency
  04/01/15
6 months. I billed almost all of that. But we split everthin...
Comical main people hunting ground
  04/01/15
you split everything, even hourly work? WTF? that is an od...
apoplectic lime rehab international law enforcement agency
  04/01/15
We're PARTNERS, not antagonists. He's not yet, but I hope he...
Comical main people hunting ground
  04/01/15
I've got partners too, but we definitely aren't all making e...
apoplectic lime rehab international law enforcement agency
  04/01/15
Not in a two-partner firm. The idea is we are building somet...
Comical main people hunting ground
  04/01/15
ok. Sounds like he is free riding off your work and compet...
apoplectic lime rehab international law enforcement agency
  04/01/15
He does all the admin stuff, keeps track of the books, etc. ...
Comical main people hunting ground
  04/01/15
that is secretarial work. You could hire someone for $75k a...
apoplectic lime rehab international law enforcement agency
  04/01/15
"what is your final bill for this case, beginning to en...
Deranged Half-breed
  04/01/15
To be fair, Yeah, probably.
obsidian ceo haunted graveyard
  04/01/15
EPAH - what do you want to do when we hang out?
brass thriller parlor
  04/01/15
Pick up WOCs at a bar in Oakland?
Comical main people hunting ground
  04/01/15
Hell yeah brother
brass thriller parlor
  04/01/15
UPDATE: stupid jury asks for lunch from 11:30 - 1:30. I thin...
Comical main people hunting ground
  04/01/15
Fun fact - people get horny in stressful situations. After t...
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  04/01/15
Probably cr
Comical main people hunting ground
  04/01/15
big fan of you're posting but dog don't do this seriously...
spruce duck-like theatre
  04/01/15
Yeah I might not end up doing it. It's just fun to flirt dur...
Comical main people hunting ground
  04/01/15
She's pretty fucking sexy, bro: http://imgur.com/Ehzo7TE ...
Cheese-eating Laughsome Digit Ratio University
  04/01/15
Amen brother. But I have my morals.
Comical main people hunting ground
  04/01/15
Life has fucked you pretty hard of late. Now life has deliv...
Cheese-eating Laughsome Digit Ratio University
  04/01/15
You goddamn right. Thanks for that perspective
Comical main people hunting ground
  04/01/15
nope. wrong is wrong
spruce duck-like theatre
  04/01/15
This is what happens to girls around EPAH. http://m.imgur.co...
Comical main people hunting ground
  04/01/15
...
smoky hospital roast beef
  04/01/15
Ho lee fuk.... When's the verdict breh?
apoplectic lime rehab international law enforcement agency
  04/01/15
They at lunch right now.
Comical main people hunting ground
  04/01/15
I didn't know there were women that actually talked like thi...
saffron swashbuckling church building
  04/01/15
I'm a good looking breh, but women never talk to me like thi...
apoplectic lime rehab international law enforcement agency
  04/01/15
he has like a 10 inch cock and is jacked breh - have you not...
dashing sandwich degenerate
  04/01/15
It isn't just that.
apoplectic lime rehab international law enforcement agency
  04/01/15
(Every chick trying to justify a one night stand)
Bisexual hell
  04/01/15
If I like a woman, I smirk at them and eyefuck them until th...
Comical main people hunting ground
  04/01/15
Unghhh
Transparent prole
  04/01/15
wtf
carmine floppy wrinkle feces
  04/01/15
The lack of character in so many women and men is pretty ast...
Big-titted slippery pervert gay wizard
  04/01/15
that's a real selfish viewpoint, earl. her connection to EPA...
swollen dull cruise ship
  04/01/15
i should check my privilege - i have no place asking her to ...
Big-titted slippery pervert gay wizard
  04/01/15
Texting Luis?
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  04/01/15
brb taking away my wife's phone, ipad, and computer, and mak...
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  04/01/15
lol
Cheese-eating Laughsome Digit Ratio University
  04/01/15
She will feel differently when this thread is forwarded to h...
Copper Razzmatazz Weed Whacker
  04/01/15
I really like excitement and fucking
Comical main people hunting ground
  04/01/15
brb creating a bumper sticker
dark site
  04/01/15
This chick is like 4 yrs out of law school and is Co-chairin...
Gay disgusting pocket flask water buffalo
  04/01/15
She only had two witnesses. She was mostly eye-candy and CFI...
Comical main people hunting ground
  04/01/15
How did she get involved with you?
apoplectic lime rehab international law enforcement agency
  04/01/15
Why no WOC co-counsel?
brass thriller parlor
  04/01/15
They are very rare in these parts; not to be found.
Comical main people hunting ground
  04/01/15
Be real, is the entire EPAH schtick about to be revealed as ...
Copper Razzmatazz Weed Whacker
  04/01/15
UPDATE!: http://m.imgur.com/Jhz0WVC
Comical main people hunting ground
  04/01/15
Gotta take her somewhere classy like bake sale Betty or casp...
Abusive Provocative Pistol
  04/01/15
*logs on to hotel Wi-Fi* "see there's this website.....
Trip orchestra pit
  04/01/15
Everyday is an adventure! I love trying new things and meeti...
smoky hospital roast beef
  04/01/15
Update. Looks like hung jury. I presume I'll be banging my c...
Comical main people hunting ground
  04/01/15
shocking that no one went into negotiations while they delib...
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  04/01/15
Would you spend 50K for a 50/50 shot at $33M? Who's smart n...
Comical main people hunting ground
  04/01/15
How much will your client get pwned on costs after two trial...
Abusive Provocative Pistol
  04/01/15
if it only took 50K to bring a 3-week $33M trial to verdict ...
hot magenta gunner generalized bond
  04/01/15
Thinking it's April fools flame breh At 400 an hr 50k is on...
Abusive Provocative Pistol
  04/01/15
man don't make me second-guess EPAH
hot magenta gunner generalized bond
  04/01/15
To do a retrial? I would kill self if it's more than 10 hou...
Comical main people hunting ground
  04/01/15
Poll? Any settlement offers yet? AT cocounsel?
Abusive Provocative Pistol
  04/01/15
So you going to fuck her tonight or let the tension simmer u...
Cheese-eating Laughsome Digit Ratio University
  04/01/15
Simmer
Comical main people hunting ground
  04/01/15
That may be a tactical error, breh. Fuck her once, and she ...
Cheese-eating Laughsome Digit Ratio University
  04/01/15
non-lawyer here. how does a $30mm winner-take-all real estat...
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  04/01/15
"two sides are just arguing over who actually owns it, ...
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  04/01/15
Yep.
Comical main people hunting ground
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Can you please cut the shit and tell us what your PERSONAL t...
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Jacked bro and hot chick working lots of hours together on s...
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  04/01/15
cr
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Cr. We're flirting pretty openly in court now. Fat opposing ...
Comical main people hunting ground
  04/01/15
Bro you have wayyy too much personally identifying info ITT....
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  04/01/15
Evan already knows my address. I'd be stoked if some xo bros...
Comical main people hunting ground
  04/01/15
"let the record reflect the wheezing coming from the ga...
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  04/01/15
Opposing counsel is what I thought Halford looked like befor...
Comical main people hunting ground
  04/01/15
Are you suicidal or what? An xo'er showing up in court is t...
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  04/01/15
Update: we briefly kissed in the garage, then: http://m.imgu...
Comical main people hunting ground
  04/01/15
goddamn this bitch is all over your nuts 180 wish i co...
Red bull headed abode lettuce
  04/02/15
She was a fucking model in Europe from 17-23, dude. Use your...
Comical main people hunting ground
  04/02/15
She was a model until 23? How does she go to law school, wo...
Gay disgusting pocket flask water buffalo
  04/02/15
She leaned in.
Deranged Half-breed
  04/03/15
You answered your own question. Keep in mind that EPAH we...
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  04/03/15
http://www.theonion.com/articles/everyone-on-defense-team-an...
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Date: March 31st, 2015 12:02 AM
Author: Comical main people hunting ground

Will update with results on Weds.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2842863&forum_id=2#27586202)



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Date: March 31st, 2015 12:03 AM
Author: Copper Razzmatazz Weed Whacker

Why do you think you won't have time tomorrow?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2842863&forum_id=2#27586207)



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Date: March 31st, 2015 12:04 AM
Author: Comical main people hunting ground

Cesar Chavez Day bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2842863&forum_id=2#27586218)



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Date: March 31st, 2015 12:03 AM
Author: dashing sandwich degenerate

whats your cut if you win?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2842863&forum_id=2#27586211)



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Date: March 31st, 2015 12:05 AM
Author: Comical main people hunting ground

I was stupid and took it hourly. So $400 x however many hours :-((((((

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2842863&forum_id=2#27586223)



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Date: April 2nd, 2015 10:55 AM
Author: Glittery abnormal regret nursing home

Idiot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2842863&forum_id=2#27602022)



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Date: March 31st, 2015 12:04 AM
Author: Copper Razzmatazz Weed Whacker

Also, this will definitely be a huge decision news story, so good luck and we'll see. . .

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2842863&forum_id=2#27586215)



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Date: March 31st, 2015 12:06 AM
Author: Comical main people hunting ground

It's just real estate, so it won't make the news.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2842863&forum_id=2#27586225)



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Date: March 31st, 2015 12:06 AM
Author: Diverse geriatric mad cow disease sanctuary

Get paid.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2842863&forum_id=2#27586227)



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Date: March 31st, 2015 12:07 AM
Author: Comical main people hunting ground



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Date: March 31st, 2015 12:29 AM
Author: supple bat shit crazy voyeur principal's office

why would you take a $30 million case hourly?

LOL @ your dumb ass.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2842863&forum_id=2#27586338)



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Date: March 31st, 2015 12:35 AM
Author: carmine floppy wrinkle feces

dudes got like 7 kids. who knows the strength of his case.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2842863&forum_id=2#27586362)



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Date: March 31st, 2015 12:46 AM
Author: Comical main people hunting ground

Cr. Only four though. Bird in the hand. I just didn't realize what a good trial lolyer I am. Coulda had several million :-((

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2842863&forum_id=2#27586420)



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Date: March 31st, 2015 1:11 AM
Author: Razzle narrow-minded plaza

dat mixed fee retainer?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2842863&forum_id=2#27586516)



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Date: March 31st, 2015 1:15 AM
Author: Comical main people hunting ground

Next time. I was a N00b when we took this case. But I got dat big time trial experience for next time against these F500 faggots who are charging too much for their stuff

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2842863&forum_id=2#27586526)



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Date: March 31st, 2015 1:20 AM
Author: Olive elite point death wish

180

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Date: April 2nd, 2015 10:56 AM
Author: Glittery abnormal regret nursing home

CR my favorite cuck. Hope you land another soon

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2842863&forum_id=2#27602028)



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Date: April 1st, 2015 12:48 PM
Author: carmine floppy wrinkle feces

3 week trial though. gotta be a ton of hours. have you been getting paid or is there just a huge receivable? if you win will you get paid directly out of the settlement?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2842863&forum_id=2#27595046)



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Date: April 1st, 2015 12:53 PM
Author: Comical main people hunting ground

Consider your last sentence

Yeah they've always PIFed.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2842863&forum_id=2#27595087)



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Date: March 31st, 2015 1:22 AM
Author: Comical main people hunting ground

MILF co-counsel wants me to fuck her, btw: http://m.imgur.com/pGk71p5

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2842863&forum_id=2#27586545)



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Date: March 31st, 2015 1:31 AM
Author: Comical main people hunting ground

http://m.imgur.com/ZYTWhWa

A WG, but a 5'10" former euro model with dem classy As.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2842863&forum_id=2#27586565)



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Date: March 31st, 2015 1:39 AM
Author: shimmering hissy fit senate

LOL ok bro. she sounds like, and is, a fatty.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2842863&forum_id=2#27586585)



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Date: March 31st, 2015 1:42 AM
Author: Comical main people hunting ground

Nah man. She's like a size 2. Skinny as fuck if anything. But her legs are as fucking long as mines.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2842863&forum_id=2#27586597)



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Date: March 31st, 2015 5:10 PM
Author: Big-titted slippery pervert gay wizard

where are your children currently?

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Date: March 31st, 2015 5:12 PM
Author: Nudist lilac chapel goal in life

oh earl. you're not gonna be one of those helicopter tiger parent couples are you?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2842863&forum_id=2#27589798)



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Date: March 31st, 2015 5:13 PM
Author: Big-titted slippery pervert gay wizard

no i honestly wonder who is looking after his small children with him working and whoring all the time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2842863&forum_id=2#27589807)



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Date: April 1st, 2015 12:12 PM
Author: Comical main people hunting ground

I have a housekeeper. u mad?

And she's not a whore, she's a lovely lean mother of a 4 year old, with a husband who is always at work.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2842863&forum_id=2#27594791)



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Date: April 1st, 2015 12:42 PM
Author: Big-titted slippery pervert gay wizard

i didnt call your wife a whore, I wondered who was caring for your kids while you were out whoring.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2842863&forum_id=2#27594992)



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Date: April 1st, 2015 12:43 PM
Author: Comical main people hunting ground

No I mean this girl is not a whore. My wife might in fact be, by the strict definition.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2842863&forum_id=2#27595007)



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Date: April 1st, 2015 12:53 PM
Author: carmine floppy wrinkle feces

so sweet of you to care about these children!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2842863&forum_id=2#27595086)



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Date: March 31st, 2015 5:14 PM
Author: Orange Lodge Legend

Don't fuck this thread up, pounding hoes is when he's at his best. If he starts shitlibbing you can bring that shit up.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2842863&forum_id=2#27589822)



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Date: April 2nd, 2015 12:24 AM
Author: Olive elite point death wish

Lol cr.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2842863&forum_id=2#27600103)



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Date: March 31st, 2015 1:39 AM
Author: Razzle narrow-minded plaza

nice. but don't fuck her until after post-trial motions, appeals, etc.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2842863&forum_id=2#27586586)



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Date: March 31st, 2015 4:54 PM
Author: apoplectic lime rehab international law enforcement agency

pics?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2842863&forum_id=2#27589635)



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Date: April 1st, 2015 12:39 PM
Author: Comical main people hunting ground

http://m.imgur.com/Ehzo7TE

N00ds probably forthcoming.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2842863&forum_id=2#27594974)



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Date: April 1st, 2015 12:46 PM
Author: Dun vibrant bawdyhouse

jfc that looks appetizing

edit: wait, is that a ROCK on her finger?!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2842863&forum_id=2#27595021)



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Date: April 1st, 2015 12:47 PM
Author: Comical main people hunting ground

A giant one. But she likes dat EPAH swagger. :-)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2842863&forum_id=2#27595039)



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Date: April 1st, 2015 12:48 PM
Author: Dun vibrant bawdyhouse

nice! that's even hotter that she's married

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2842863&forum_id=2#27595045)



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Date: April 1st, 2015 1:17 PM
Author: Comical main people hunting ground

Yeah. Married women are hungrier than girls who get strange on the reg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2842863&forum_id=2#27595234)



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Date: April 1st, 2015 7:22 PM
Author: Pontificating cuckold trailer park

lmao this country is so fucking full of degenerates

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2842863&forum_id=2#27597710)



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Date: April 2nd, 2015 12:25 AM
Author: Olive elite point death wish

That's life in the post-Christian age for you, brother

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2842863&forum_id=2#27600110)



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Date: April 1st, 2015 12:47 PM
Author: apoplectic lime rehab international law enforcement agency

nice. no face pics?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2842863&forum_id=2#27595035)



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Date: April 1st, 2015 12:49 PM
Author: Comical main people hunting ground

wtf no. She's married and has a right to privacy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2842863&forum_id=2#27595048)



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Date: April 1st, 2015 12:50 PM
Author: apoplectic lime rehab international law enforcement agency

you've never had a problem before....just sayin.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2842863&forum_id=2#27595059)



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Date: April 1st, 2015 12:52 PM
Author: Dun vibrant bawdyhouse

describe the husband. total beta cuck?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2842863&forum_id=2#27595072)



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Date: April 1st, 2015 12:55 PM
Author: Comical main people hunting ground

No a handsome as FUKK Latino looking dude who is a real estate developer. He looks like a fuckin male model. But I've got this power over women.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2842863&forum_id=2#27595096)



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Date: April 1st, 2015 12:56 PM
Author: Dun vibrant bawdyhouse

so you don't think she's cheated on him before or cheats on him on the reg?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2842863&forum_id=2#27595105)



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Date: April 1st, 2015 12:58 PM
Author: Comical main people hunting ground

Never really thought about it. Probably not

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2842863&forum_id=2#27595115)



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Date: April 1st, 2015 6:01 PM
Author: Big-titted slippery pervert gay wizard

really?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2842863&forum_id=2#27597192)



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Date: April 1st, 2015 6:27 PM
Author: Comical main people hunting ground

I thought about it. I guess I'd prefer if she regularly cheated.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2842863&forum_id=2#27597342)



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Date: April 1st, 2015 6:17 PM
Author: Overrated famous landscape painting

I wake up in the morning and I ask myself,

is life worth living, should I blast myself?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2842863&forum_id=2#27597271)



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Date: April 1st, 2015 12:59 PM
Author: swollen dull cruise ship

pretty sure that's Taylor Swift

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2842863&forum_id=2#27595117)



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Date: April 1st, 2015 1:00 PM
Author: Comical main people hunting ground

her face >>>>>> TS

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2842863&forum_id=2#27595124)



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Date: April 1st, 2015 1:02 PM
Author: swollen dull cruise ship

nice. how old is she?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2842863&forum_id=2#27595128)



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Date: April 1st, 2015 1:08 PM
Author: Comical main people hunting ground

29 or 30

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2842863&forum_id=2#27595167)



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Date: April 1st, 2015 1:13 PM
Author: mustard filthpig pit

Where dem noods doe?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2842863&forum_id=2#27595208)



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Date: April 1st, 2015 1:14 PM
Author: histrionic brilliant step-uncle's house

kyooooooot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2842863&forum_id=2#27595219)



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Date: April 1st, 2015 6:04 PM
Author: balding property

UNGHHHHHHH

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2842863&forum_id=2#27597213)



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Date: March 31st, 2015 5:13 PM
Author: frozen odious rigpig den

did the name you scribbled over say "Mom"???

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2842863&forum_id=2#27589808)



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Date: March 31st, 2015 5:13 PM
Author: Orange Lodge Legend

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2842863&forum_id=2#27589810)



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Date: April 1st, 2015 12:54 PM
Author: Diverse geriatric mad cow disease sanctuary

she looks like a bag full of hammers. how many elbows and knees she got, 7?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2842863&forum_id=2#27595092)



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Date: April 1st, 2015 1:11 PM
Author: Comical main people hunting ground

I've been thinking a lot about how her hip bones must jab out of her ass when bent over.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2842863&forum_id=2#27595193)



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Date: April 1st, 2015 1:18 PM
Author: Diverse geriatric mad cow disease sanctuary

hey, do you and report back.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2842863&forum_id=2#27595240)



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Date: April 1st, 2015 12:46 PM
Author: multi-colored metal center ape

THUMBS | UP | EMOJI

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2842863&forum_id=2#27595028)



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Date: March 31st, 2015 5:11 PM
Author: spruce duck-like theatre

Career advice plz. How did you become an expert in a niche? Was it consciously directed or did it just sort of develop?

I wanna do what you do. I'm dying trapped in an office all day

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2842863&forum_id=2#27589789)



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Date: April 1st, 2015 12:12 PM
Author: Comical main people hunting ground

I discovered this claim while working on a regular biglol case. Then I read all the caselaw about it. Then BAM ===> expert.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2842863&forum_id=2#27594786)



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Date: April 3rd, 2015 1:20 PM
Author: Demanding menage

This reminds me of when MDH used to seriously talk about how all you needed to do to pwn median at HLS after never going to class and getting fucked up every night for months was to "read the case book some the night before, make some notes in the margins, get a good night's rest."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2842863&forum_id=2#27610969)



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Date: April 3rd, 2015 1:25 PM
Author: outnumbered costumed lay

Some areas of law aren't all that complicated. If you've already got general civil litigation skills, boning up on the subject matter can get you to competency pretty quick.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2842863&forum_id=2#27611019)



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Date: April 1st, 2015 12:11 PM
Author: Comical main people hunting ground

Deliberations Day 3. These retards had better get it right.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2842863&forum_id=2#27594778)



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Date: April 1st, 2015 1:35 PM
Author: Deranged Half-breed

Are you hanging out near the courthouse, or are you chillin in your office?

I love the rare times when I get to blow days just waiting around for a verdict at restaurants, bars, and hotels near the court.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2842863&forum_id=2#27595364)



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Date: April 1st, 2015 1:43 PM
Author: Comical main people hunting ground

Sitting at counsel table, staring at dem long legs and heels. Have been for last 1.5 hours.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2842863&forum_id=2#27595392)



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Date: April 1st, 2015 2:58 PM
Author: Deranged Half-breed

You're in the courtroom itself?

That's a bit strange unless you've been called back for a jury issue or a verdict.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2842863&forum_id=2#27595918)



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Date: April 1st, 2015 1:38 PM
Author: outnumbered costumed lay

You should be working on a settlement. The other side has to be shitting bricks, right?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2842863&forum_id=2#27595374)



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Date: April 1st, 2015 1:45 PM
Author: Comical main people hunting ground

They are ecstatic that it went beyond an hour. I seriously fucked them up throughout trial and closing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2842863&forum_id=2#27595396)



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Date: April 1st, 2015 2:06 PM
Author: outnumbered costumed lay

Have you guys not talked settlement at all after deliberations started?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2842863&forum_id=2#27595542)



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Date: April 1st, 2015 2:16 PM
Author: Comical main people hunting ground

Not a word. One party owns it; the other doesn't. Winner take all.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2842863&forum_id=2#27595625)



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Date: April 1st, 2015 12:40 PM
Author: grizzly location electric furnace

Is your wife still a fucking degenerate crack whore?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2842863&forum_id=2#27594979)



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Date: April 1st, 2015 12:42 PM
Author: Comical main people hunting ground

I think so. She's probably gonna get better tho

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2842863&forum_id=2#27594996)



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Date: April 1st, 2015 12:43 PM
Author: grizzly location electric furnace

l.....j....l

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2842863&forum_id=2#27595002)



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Date: April 1st, 2015 12:44 PM
Author: Dun vibrant bawdyhouse

: (

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2842863&forum_id=2#27595010)



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Date: April 1st, 2015 12:47 PM
Author: apoplectic lime rehab international law enforcement agency

She is?

Breh, what is happening in your life? You haven't given an update in months....I assume because of this trial.

BTW, what is your final bill for this case, beginning to end? Over $100k?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2842863&forum_id=2#27595031)



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Date: April 1st, 2015 12:51 PM
Author: Comical main people hunting ground

Like 400 actually. Client just paid $87k for Feb, and we sent March bill for $130k.

Also, just to make xo irate, it is a true fact that my clients are BLACK. not flame.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2842863&forum_id=2#27595069)



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Date: April 1st, 2015 12:54 PM
Author: apoplectic lime rehab international law enforcement agency

damn, $400k, for how many months of work?

So you and your partner breh are splitting that, or did you have to bring on more peeps?



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2842863&forum_id=2#27595094)



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Date: April 1st, 2015 12:56 PM
Author: Comical main people hunting ground

6 months. I billed almost all of that. But we split everthing

Edit: actually 9 months. I forgot what month this is.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2842863&forum_id=2#27595104)



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Date: April 1st, 2015 1:04 PM
Author: apoplectic lime rehab international law enforcement agency

you split everything, even hourly work? WTF? that is an odd setup.

Is he bringing in similarly large bills?



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2842863&forum_id=2#27595138)



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Date: April 1st, 2015 1:10 PM
Author: Comical main people hunting ground

We're PARTNERS, not antagonists. He's not yet, but I hope he does one day!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2842863&forum_id=2#27595182)



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Date: April 1st, 2015 1:12 PM
Author: apoplectic lime rehab international law enforcement agency

I've got partners too, but we definitely aren't all making exact same amount of money....profits are distributed based on production and originations.

I'd seriously consider reworking your deal.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2842863&forum_id=2#27595204)



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Date: April 1st, 2015 1:14 PM
Author: Comical main people hunting ground

Not in a two-partner firm. The idea is we are building something here, and there's plenty of $ to go around.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2842863&forum_id=2#27595221)



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Date: April 1st, 2015 1:18 PM
Author: apoplectic lime rehab international law enforcement agency

ok. Sounds like he is free riding off your work and competence, but good luck.

BTW, didn't you also come up with the idea for and do most of the work for your big payday last year?

What has he done?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2842863&forum_id=2#27595239)



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Date: April 1st, 2015 1:34 PM
Author: Comical main people hunting ground

He does all the admin stuff, keeps track of the books, etc. I hate that stuff.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2842863&forum_id=2#27595352)



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Date: April 1st, 2015 1:41 PM
Author: apoplectic lime rehab international law enforcement agency

that is secretarial work. You could hire someone for $75k a year to fulfill that function.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2842863&forum_id=2#27595385)



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Date: April 1st, 2015 1:38 PM
Author: Deranged Half-breed

"what is your final bill for this case, beginning to end? Over $100k?"

I work in tinylaw, and there's hardly any case we have that can go from beginning through trial for $100k.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2842863&forum_id=2#27595373)



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Date: April 1st, 2015 12:49 PM
Author: obsidian ceo haunted graveyard

To be fair,

Yeah, probably.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2842863&forum_id=2#27595053)



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Date: April 1st, 2015 1:26 PM
Author: brass thriller parlor

EPAH - what do you want to do when we hang out?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2842863&forum_id=2#27595293)



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Date: April 1st, 2015 1:33 PM
Author: Comical main people hunting ground

Pick up WOCs at a bar in Oakland?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2842863&forum_id=2#27595344)



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Date: April 1st, 2015 1:45 PM
Author: brass thriller parlor

Hell yeah brother

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2842863&forum_id=2#27595398)



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Date: April 1st, 2015 1:58 PM
Author: Comical main people hunting ground

UPDATE: stupid jury asks for lunch from 11:30 - 1:30. I think they just don't want to go back to their jerbs

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2842863&forum_id=2#27595485)



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Date: April 1st, 2015 2:05 PM
Author: Transparent prole

Fun fact - people get horny in stressful situations. After the trial is over she isn't gonna be as ungh. You need to make ur move

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2842863&forum_id=2#27595535)



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Date: April 1st, 2015 2:17 PM
Author: Comical main people hunting ground

Probably cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2842863&forum_id=2#27595631)



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Date: April 1st, 2015 2:52 PM
Author: spruce duck-like theatre

big fan of you're posting but dog don't do this

seriously no bullshit. helping someone cheat is immoral. theres a billion willing, poundable and unattached pussies clamoring to be skewered. be honest with yourself - this is a dominance thing you should be above

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2842863&forum_id=2#27595866)



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Date: April 1st, 2015 4:16 PM
Author: Comical main people hunting ground

Yeah I might not end up doing it. It's just fun to flirt during trial.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2842863&forum_id=2#27596534)



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Date: April 1st, 2015 6:16 PM
Author: Cheese-eating Laughsome Digit Ratio University

She's pretty fucking sexy, bro: http://imgur.com/Ehzo7TE

If she's dying for a one-off fuck at the end of a long trial right before they're about to go their separate ways, that would be tough to turn down.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2842863&forum_id=2#27597266)



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Date: April 1st, 2015 6:29 PM
Author: Comical main people hunting ground

Amen brother. But I have my morals.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2842863&forum_id=2#27597350)



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Date: April 1st, 2015 6:33 PM
Author: Cheese-eating Laughsome Digit Ratio University

Life has fucked you pretty hard of late. Now life has delivered you a horny 8.5 MILF basically begging you to bone her right before she disappears from your life forever. Life owes you this one, some might say.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2842863&forum_id=2#27597375)



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Date: April 1st, 2015 6:37 PM
Author: Comical main people hunting ground

You goddamn right. Thanks for that perspective

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2842863&forum_id=2#27597398)



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Date: April 1st, 2015 7:34 PM
Author: spruce duck-like theatre

nope. wrong is wrong

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2842863&forum_id=2#27597804)



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Date: April 1st, 2015 3:01 PM
Author: Comical main people hunting ground

This is what happens to girls around EPAH. http://m.imgur.com/Z1wvS2p

Best keep your girl out of sight earl.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2842863&forum_id=2#27595953)



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Date: April 1st, 2015 3:03 PM
Author: smoky hospital roast beef



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2842863&forum_id=2#27595974)



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Date: April 1st, 2015 3:22 PM
Author: apoplectic lime rehab international law enforcement agency

Ho lee fuk....

When's the verdict breh?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2842863&forum_id=2#27596122)



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Date: April 1st, 2015 4:15 PM
Author: Comical main people hunting ground

They at lunch right now.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2842863&forum_id=2#27596522)



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Date: April 1st, 2015 4:16 PM
Author: saffron swashbuckling church building

I didn't know there were women that actually talked like this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2842863&forum_id=2#27596535)



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Date: April 1st, 2015 4:18 PM
Author: apoplectic lime rehab international law enforcement agency

I'm a good looking breh, but women never talk to me like this...probably is I really don't ooze sex.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2842863&forum_id=2#27596547)



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Date: April 1st, 2015 4:22 PM
Author: dashing sandwich degenerate

he has like a 10 inch cock and is jacked breh - have you not seen his constant nudes?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2842863&forum_id=2#27596578)



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Date: April 1st, 2015 4:32 PM
Author: apoplectic lime rehab international law enforcement agency

It isn't just that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2842863&forum_id=2#27596632)



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Date: April 1st, 2015 4:35 PM
Author: Bisexual hell

(Every chick trying to justify a one night stand)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2842863&forum_id=2#27596647)



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Date: April 1st, 2015 4:46 PM
Author: Comical main people hunting ground

If I like a woman, I smirk at them and eyefuck them until they come around.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2842863&forum_id=2#27596704)



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Date: April 1st, 2015 4:16 PM
Author: Transparent prole

Unghhh

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2842863&forum_id=2#27596538)



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Date: April 1st, 2015 4:18 PM
Author: carmine floppy wrinkle feces

wtf

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2842863&forum_id=2#27596549)



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Date: April 1st, 2015 4:41 PM
Author: Big-titted slippery pervert gay wizard

The lack of character in so many women and men is pretty astounding, but I guess that is Obama's America.

I am pretty confident about my gf's loyalty given her violent reaction towards infidelity, but I guess I just have to trust her until I have a reason not to.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2842863&forum_id=2#27596667)



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Date: April 1st, 2015 6:07 PM
Author: swollen dull cruise ship

that's a real selfish viewpoint, earl. her connection to EPAH is the "rarest of the rare." how dare you expect this woman to suffer through the "unbearable" pain of fidelity

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2842863&forum_id=2#27597229)



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Date: April 1st, 2015 6:08 PM
Author: Big-titted slippery pervert gay wizard

i should check my privilege - i have no place asking her to betray her unique perfect self by keeping her from doing what feels right.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2842863&forum_id=2#27597233)



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Date: April 1st, 2015 4:43 PM
Author: stimulating rebellious field factory reset button

Texting Luis?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2842863&forum_id=2#27596684)



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Date: April 1st, 2015 4:51 PM
Author: multi-colored metal center ape

brb taking away my wife's phone, ipad, and computer, and making sure she never leaves the house without me. basically I'm enforcing sharia law now thanks to those texts

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2842863&forum_id=2#27596741)



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Date: April 1st, 2015 6:07 PM
Author: Cheese-eating Laughsome Digit Ratio University

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2842863&forum_id=2#27597228)



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Date: April 1st, 2015 6:33 PM
Author: Copper Razzmatazz Weed Whacker

She will feel differently when this thread is forwarded to her. that's not a threat, I live epah but goddamn he lives on the edge.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2842863&forum_id=2#27597377)



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Date: April 1st, 2015 6:41 PM
Author: Comical main people hunting ground

I really like excitement and fucking

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2842863&forum_id=2#27597430)



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Date: April 1st, 2015 9:23 PM
Author: dark site

brb creating a bumper sticker

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2842863&forum_id=2#27598485)



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Date: April 1st, 2015 3:37 PM
Author: Gay disgusting pocket flask water buffalo

This chick is like 4 yrs out of law school and is Co-chairing the trial?

Also, will you be rawdogging it?



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2842863&forum_id=2#27596263)



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Date: April 1st, 2015 4:14 PM
Author: Comical main people hunting ground

She only had two witnesses. She was mostly eye-candy and CFIC.

Edit: I'm joking. She's very good and a former biglolyer at Davis Polk.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2842863&forum_id=2#27596515)



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Date: April 1st, 2015 4:18 PM
Author: apoplectic lime rehab international law enforcement agency

How did she get involved with you?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2842863&forum_id=2#27596548)



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Date: April 1st, 2015 4:19 PM
Author: brass thriller parlor

Why no WOC co-counsel?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2842863&forum_id=2#27596560)



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Date: April 1st, 2015 4:44 PM
Author: Comical main people hunting ground

They are very rare in these parts; not to be found.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2842863&forum_id=2#27596690)



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Date: April 1st, 2015 6:35 PM
Author: Copper Razzmatazz Weed Whacker

Be real, is the entire EPAH schtick about to be revealed as an April Fool's Day joke?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2842863&forum_id=2#27597387)



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Date: April 1st, 2015 6:00 PM
Author: Comical main people hunting ground

UPDATE!: http://m.imgur.com/Jhz0WVC

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2842863&forum_id=2#27597190)



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Date: April 1st, 2015 6:03 PM
Author: Abusive Provocative Pistol

Gotta take her somewhere classy like bake sale Betty or casper's.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2842863&forum_id=2#27597209)



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Date: April 1st, 2015 6:07 PM
Author: Trip orchestra pit

*logs on to hotel Wi-Fi*

"see there's this website..."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2842863&forum_id=2#27597230)



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Date: April 1st, 2015 6:13 PM
Author: smoky hospital roast beef

Everyday is an adventure! I love trying new things and meeting new people.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2842863&forum_id=2#27597257)



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Date: April 1st, 2015 6:43 PM
Author: Comical main people hunting ground

Update. Looks like hung jury. I presume I'll be banging my co-counsel every night during re-trial.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2842863&forum_id=2#27597443)



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Date: April 1st, 2015 6:45 PM
Author: hot magenta gunner generalized bond

shocking that no one went into negotiations while they deliberated.

you really gonna get paid hourly for another trial? seems like your clients aren't very smart

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2842863&forum_id=2#27597457)



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Date: April 1st, 2015 6:47 PM
Author: Comical main people hunting ground

Would you spend 50K for a 50/50 shot at $33M? Who's smart now?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2842863&forum_id=2#27597466)



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Date: April 1st, 2015 6:50 PM
Author: Abusive Provocative Pistol

How much will your client get pwned on costs after two trials breh?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2842863&forum_id=2#27597483)



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Date: April 1st, 2015 6:52 PM
Author: hot magenta gunner generalized bond

if it only took 50K to bring a 3-week $33M trial to verdict then bravo.

edit: ok, I think you mean it will only take $50K to try the case again. that still seems low but I don't do civil lit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2842863&forum_id=2#27597503)



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Date: April 1st, 2015 7:31 PM
Author: Abusive Provocative Pistol

Thinking it's April fools flame breh

At 400 an hr 50k is only 125 hours. Three week trial and only billing that much? Lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2842863&forum_id=2#27597772)



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Date: April 1st, 2015 7:32 PM
Author: hot magenta gunner generalized bond

man don't make me second-guess EPAH

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2842863&forum_id=2#27597782)



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Date: April 1st, 2015 10:52 PM
Author: Comical main people hunting ground

To do a retrial? I would kill self if it's more than 10 hours/day.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2842863&forum_id=2#27599320)



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Date: April 1st, 2015 6:46 PM
Author: Abusive Provocative Pistol

Poll? Any settlement offers yet? AT cocounsel?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2842863&forum_id=2#27597460)



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Date: April 1st, 2015 7:16 PM
Author: Cheese-eating Laughsome Digit Ratio University

So you going to fuck her tonight or let the tension simmer until the retrial?



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2842863&forum_id=2#27597656)



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Date: April 1st, 2015 7:18 PM
Author: Comical main people hunting ground

Simmer

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2842863&forum_id=2#27597680)



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Date: April 1st, 2015 7:23 PM
Author: Cheese-eating Laughsome Digit Ratio University

That may be a tactical error, breh. Fuck her once, and she spends the next however-many months fantasizing about what will happen during the next trial. Leave things be, and she may well cool down.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2842863&forum_id=2#27597712)



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Date: April 1st, 2015 6:47 PM
Author: Canary area jewess

non-lawyer here. how does a $30mm winner-take-all real estate case come about? does that mean there's some building or whatever worth $30mm and two sides are just arguing over who actually owns it, or what?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2842863&forum_id=2#27597464)



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Date: April 1st, 2015 7:01 PM
Author: outnumbered costumed lay

"two sides are just arguing over who actually owns it, or what?"

That's kind of what it sounds like.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2842863&forum_id=2#27597535)



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Date: April 1st, 2015 7:28 PM
Author: Comical main people hunting ground

Yep.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2842863&forum_id=2#27597758)



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Date: April 1st, 2015 7:43 PM
Author: cracking sexy stock car candlestick maker

Can you please cut the shit and tell us what your PERSONAL take of this will be?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2842863&forum_id=2#27597847)



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Date: April 1st, 2015 8:55 PM
Author: curious friendly grandma

Jacked bro and hot chick working lots of hours together on stressful case will undoubtedly lead to intense movie-style sex. Even members of the jury speculating whether you two are fucking or not.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2842863&forum_id=2#27598278)



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Date: April 1st, 2015 9:24 PM
Author: Pontificating cuckold trailer park

cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2842863&forum_id=2#27598492)



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Date: April 1st, 2015 10:20 PM
Author: Comical main people hunting ground

Cr. We're flirting pretty openly in court now. Fat opposing counsel is getting irate about it like earl: "but you're both married!!!"

And we're both like: "we're tall and hot and like to fuck. Sorry dooder"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2842863&forum_id=2#27599089)



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Date: April 1st, 2015 9:36 PM
Author: haunting mewling theater

Bro you have wayyy too much personally identifying info ITT. Like even for an EPAH thread.

180 work tho

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2842863&forum_id=2#27598565)



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Date: April 1st, 2015 10:21 PM
Author: Comical main people hunting ground

Evan already knows my address. I'd be stoked if some xo bros show up in court tmrw. Not sure how I'll explain your presence, but whatever.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2842863&forum_id=2#27599096)



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Date: April 1st, 2015 10:23 PM
Author: racy ticket booth multi-billionaire

"let the record reflect the wheezing coming from the gallery"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2842863&forum_id=2#27599108)



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Date: April 1st, 2015 10:26 PM
Author: Comical main people hunting ground

Opposing counsel is what I thought Halford looked like before seeing his pics. Fat, slovenly, eyes go indifferent directions.

And yet he hung a jury against me :-/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2842863&forum_id=2#27599128)



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Date: April 1st, 2015 11:43 PM
Author: haunting mewling theater

Are you suicidal or what? An xo'er showing up in court is the least of your worries. What about some shitlib blogger outting you and calling you a cisbigot?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2842863&forum_id=2#27599759)



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Date: April 1st, 2015 10:29 PM
Author: Comical main people hunting ground

Update: we briefly kissed in the garage, then: http://m.imgur.com/Jhz0WVC

I'm comin' fo' yo girl, Earl!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2842863&forum_id=2#27599138)



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Date: April 2nd, 2015 12:27 AM
Author: Red bull headed abode lettuce

goddamn this bitch is all over your nuts

180

wish i could see her face

hope this isnt one big april fools joke or something, homie

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2842863&forum_id=2#27600129)



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Date: April 2nd, 2015 12:42 AM
Author: Comical main people hunting ground

She was a fucking model in Europe from 17-23, dude. Use your imagination. Not as beautiful as my wife imho, but great for a WG.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2842863&forum_id=2#27600239)



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Date: April 2nd, 2015 10:53 AM
Author: Gay disgusting pocket flask water buffalo

She was a model until 23? How does she go to law school, work at DPW, get married and have a kid, and become a what I assume is a shitlawyer partner at 29?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2842863&forum_id=2#27602011)



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Date: April 3rd, 2015 1:11 PM
Author: Deranged Half-breed

She leaned in.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2842863&forum_id=2#27610910)



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Date: April 3rd, 2015 1:22 PM
Author: Demanding menage

You answered your own question.

Keep in mind that EPAH went from telling the board for years that his wife was a biglawyer, then switched her over to unemployed former stripper and crackhead when the time was right.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2842863&forum_id=2#27610997)



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Date: April 2nd, 2015 12:32 AM
Author: Irradiated Sound Barrier

http://www.theonion.com/articles/everyone-on-defense-team-an-equally-matched-romant,38284/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2842863&forum_id=2#27600159)