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Date: October 23rd, 2005 11:32 PM Author: Ultramarine Hilarious Goal In Life Nursing Home ...
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Date: October 23rd, 2005 11:33 PM Author: boyish striped hyena did you post that thinking it clever? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=284590&forum_id=2#4121252) |
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Date: October 24th, 2005 12:58 PM Author: Ultramarine Hilarious Goal In Life Nursing Home I thought it might be somewhat amusing. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=284590&forum_id=2#4124353) |
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Date: October 23rd, 2005 11:35 PM Author: frisky snowy sanctuary sneaky criminal 143. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=284590&forum_id=2#4121279) |
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Date: October 23rd, 2005 11:37 PM Author: Ultramarine Hilarious Goal In Life Nursing Home WIth such a low score, maybe I should accept Stroock's offer after all... (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=284590&forum_id=2#4121289) |
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Date: October 23rd, 2005 11:38 PM Author: supple pit athletic conference "penguin"... HA!... THAT'S HILARIOUS!!!... you know, because they have penguins... in groups!!!
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Date: October 23rd, 2005 11:43 PM Author: wonderful forum hahahaha penguins! LOLZ PENGUINS LMAO LOLZ!!!1111 FUCKING PENGUINS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=284590&forum_id=2#4121361) |
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Date: October 23rd, 2005 11:40 PM Author: Seedy Frozen Spot nope, not funny at all. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=284590&forum_id=2#4121326) |
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Date: October 23rd, 2005 11:41 PM Author: Mind-boggling shrine crotch Fantastic. The Cornballer says, muy bien! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=284590&forum_id=2#4121333) |
Date: October 23rd, 2005 11:43 PM Author: wonderful forum 122 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=284590&forum_id=2#4121353) |
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Date: October 24th, 2005 12:00 AM Author: boyish striped hyena at least you had the good sense to delete. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=284590&forum_id=2#4121522) |
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Date: October 24th, 2005 12:01 AM Author: Charismatic tantric hospital sandwich Another Stroock hater pwns himself. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=284590&forum_id=2#4121533) |
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Date: October 24th, 2005 12:03 AM Author: Azure buck-toothed point wrinkle What was the contents of the "letter"? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=284590&forum_id=2#4121551) |
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Date: October 24th, 2005 11:56 AM Author: Ultramarine Hilarious Goal In Life Nursing Home It is interesting how unadulterated Stroock-bashing is so highly appreciated on this board and yet something like the original post was not well-received. That said, I'm willing to repost if there is sufficient demand for those of you who are curious to read the so-called monstrosity I had drafted. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=284590&forum_id=2#4124105) |
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Date: October 24th, 2005 11:59 AM Author: comical tanning salon Why'd you pussy out in the first place? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=284590&forum_id=2#4124118) |
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Date: October 24th, 2005 12:06 PM Author: Ultramarine Hilarious Goal In Life Nursing Home Because I thought the morning posters might be more intrigued by a deleted post. In addition, it did not test well with the studio audience.
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Date: October 24th, 2005 12:07 PM Author: comical tanning salon Where's your artistic integrity? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=284590&forum_id=2#4124143) |
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Date: October 24th, 2005 12:16 PM Author: Ultramarine Hilarious Goal In Life Nursing Home Since I do not consider my writings "art", in contrast to many people on this board, the artistic integrity argument does not apply. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=284590&forum_id=2#4124178) |
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Date: October 24th, 2005 5:46 PM Author: crystalline selfie codepig 170. good save.
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Date: October 24th, 2005 12:03 AM Author: zippy boistinker stock car Fucking horrible. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=284590&forum_id=2#4121547) |
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Date: October 24th, 2005 12:05 AM Author: Sienna arrogant resort so bad the OP deleted it. Sad. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=284590&forum_id=2#4121581) |
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Date: October 24th, 2005 12:06 AM Author: zippy boistinker stock car Wow, how shameful! He was bashed so mercilessly for his failed attempt at humor that he deleted the OP. Nice work team. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=284590&forum_id=2#4121593) |
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Date: October 24th, 2005 12:11 AM Author: Sienna arrogant resort I find it depressing when someone gets so ruthlessly gangbanged, but it is hard not to look and admire the pwnage. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=284590&forum_id=2#4121645) |
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Date: October 24th, 2005 12:12 AM Author: Azure buck-toothed point wrinkle PWN3D (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=284590&forum_id=2#4121658) |
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Date: October 24th, 2005 12:14 AM Author: zippy boistinker stock car I love it, it's the perfect free market at work. Had he done well we would have given him 180s. Instead he was bitchslapped . This is just the XOXO market removing an inefficiency. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=284590&forum_id=2#4121676) |
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Date: October 24th, 2005 11:52 AM Author: Ultramarine Hilarious Goal In Life Nursing Home Posner would be proud (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=284590&forum_id=2#4124082) |
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Date: October 24th, 2005 11:57 AM Author: Ultramarine Hilarious Goal In Life Nursing Home (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=284590&forum_id=2#4124110) |
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Date: October 24th, 2005 12:11 PM Author: Well-lubricated base rigor Pansy, repost so I can see the worthlessness. Think of it this way - right now you have a 120, you can only go up... (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=284590&forum_id=2#4124152) |
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Date: October 24th, 2005 12:22 PM Author: Ultramarine Hilarious Goal In Life Nursing Home You are going to have to ask a little nicer, buddy. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=284590&forum_id=2#4124205) |
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Date: October 24th, 2005 12:24 PM Author: Well-lubricated base rigor I'm going to go with the predictable "fuck you." (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=284590&forum_id=2#4124211) |
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Date: October 24th, 2005 12:30 PM Author: Ultramarine Hilarious Goal In Life Nursing Home 150. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=284590&forum_id=2#4124235) |
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Date: October 24th, 2005 12:31 PM Author: Aromatic Bawdyhouse Community Account You've established your wussitude, no need to drive it further into our heads. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=284590&forum_id=2#4124241) |
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Date: October 24th, 2005 12:33 PM Author: Ultramarine Hilarious Goal In Life Nursing Home Reverse psychology is not a bad idea... (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=284590&forum_id=2#4124247) |
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Date: October 24th, 2005 12:32 PM Author: Well-lubricated base rigor Well at least I'm beating your average for this thread. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=284590&forum_id=2#4124244) |
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Date: October 24th, 2005 12:34 PM Author: Ultramarine Hilarious Goal In Life Nursing Home That is only because I'm very generous with my grading. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=284590&forum_id=2#4124249) |
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Date: October 24th, 2005 12:35 PM Author: Well-lubricated base rigor Look, I didn't make a comment that was looking for a grade anyway, jackass. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=284590&forum_id=2#4124258) |
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Date: October 24th, 2005 12:38 PM Author: Ultramarine Hilarious Goal In Life Nursing Home "looking for a grade ?" Please do enlighten me as to when a particular comment is "looking for a grade" and how your reply is responsive to my prior post. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=284590&forum_id=2#4124274) |
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Date: October 24th, 2005 12:41 PM Author: Aromatic Bawdyhouse Community Account Subject: Short term memory failure alert! "please review my stroock ding letter" = particular comment looking for a grade.
Quit before you get further behind. |
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Date: October 24th, 2005 12:41 PM Author: Well-lubricated base rigor I wasn't trying to be funny or clever. I said FUCK YOU. That is all. Such a comment is not worthy of being graded one way or another and is not intended to be read as such. Your OP was obviously meant to be funny in some way or another and just as obviously was pathetic, retarded, and painfully unfunny. You posted it looking for a "grade" and you know it. It isn't my fault that the grade you got was a failing one. So fuck off. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=284590&forum_id=2#4124286) |
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Date: October 24th, 2005 12:52 PM Author: Ultramarine Hilarious Goal In Life Nursing Home I wasn't grading the wording of your comment per se but rather its effectiveness given the context. I'm not sure why you think that you have the monopoly on deciding which comment is "worthy of being graded" and which comment is not. Moreover, I don't know why, without having seen my original post, you infer that the post was pathetic, etc. merely from a few negative comments (a staple on this board) and my decision to delete it (which, for all you know, has nothing to do with the fact that the original post was not appreciated). Finally, just for the record, I was not looking for a grade but for comments. Is there anything else you wish to add to this admittedly pathetic quibble ? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=284590&forum_id=2#4124321) |
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Date: October 24th, 2005 12:53 PM Author: Aromatic Bawdyhouse Community Account Subject: First rule of holes When you're in a hole, STOP DIGGING! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=284590&forum_id=2#4124331) |
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Date: October 24th, 2005 12:55 PM Author: Painfully honest flirting associate No, the first rule is to dig up, stupid. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=284590&forum_id=2#4124334) |
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Date: October 24th, 2005 12:56 PM Author: Ultramarine Hilarious Goal In Life Nursing Home That may be, but that requires an awareness that one is in a hole and possibly an admission to that effect. I have neither. :)
But at least you're trying to be helpful (I'm giving you the benefit of the doubt here) and that I appreciate. |
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Date: October 24th, 2005 1:02 PM Author: Well-lubricated base rigor I don't think I have a monopoly, but you're just being a cockdunce if you don't realize that there are some posts that are intended to be graded and others that aren't.
No. |
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Date: October 24th, 2005 1:06 PM Author: Ultramarine Hilarious Goal In Life Nursing Home It may be that some are more so "intended" than others but it's not as clear-cut as you've made it seem in prior posts. That's all. "No" refers to ? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=284590&forum_id=2#4124399) |
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Date: October 24th, 2005 1:08 PM Author: Well-lubricated base rigor Your final question. I don't have anything else to say. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=284590&forum_id=2#4124407) |
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Date: October 24th, 2005 1:04 PM Author: crusty church building gunner This thread is hilarious. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=284590&forum_id=2#4124387) |
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Date: October 24th, 2005 1:06 PM Author: Well-lubricated base rigor 155 (I'm a generous grader.) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=284590&forum_id=2#4124395) |
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Date: October 24th, 2005 1:09 PM Author: Ultramarine Hilarious Goal In Life Nursing Home Your sarcastically offered olive branch is nonetheless accepted. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=284590&forum_id=2#4124411) |
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Date: October 24th, 2005 1:14 PM Author: Ultramarine Hilarious Goal In Life Nursing Home Thank you, zoomtard; I just wanted to demonstrate that it is possible to conduct a squabble on XOXO without name-calling and other uncivilized behavior. And, of course, amuse you all in the process. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=284590&forum_id=2#4124437) |
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Date: October 24th, 2005 1:08 PM Author: frisky snowy sanctuary sneaky criminal This may be the most complete pwnage in the history of this board. The OP is now fighting with someone about whose comment was worse.
For what it's worth, the original letter was something similar to this:
Dear Stroock,
I regret to inform you that I will be dinging your firm and will not be spending my summer at your TTT in your penguin group. I must admit that your firm's emphasis on bowling was a deciding factor. My credentials indicate that our paths will likely never cross again during my career, and I sincerely hope this is the case.
Seriously, this is almost a direct quote. I think he mentioned bowling too. It was truly awful. |
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Date: October 24th, 2005 1:09 PM Author: Aromatic Bawdyhouse Community Account It is a self pwnag3, which makes it horrible yet fascinating. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=284590&forum_id=2#4124414) |
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Date: October 24th, 2005 1:10 PM Author: frisky snowy sanctuary sneaky criminal Good point. This thread is (((((softbatch))))). (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=284590&forum_id=2#4124422) |
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Date: October 24th, 2005 1:20 PM Author: Ultramarine Hilarious Goal In Life Nursing Home I think we would all enjoy it if you could elaborate, dmf. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=284590&forum_id=2#4124461) |
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Date: October 24th, 2005 1:10 PM Author: Sienna arrogant resort There was also something about "I regret to inform you that I am dinging your firm" at the beginning, i think. Horrible. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=284590&forum_id=2#4124419) |
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Date: October 24th, 2005 1:11 PM Author: frisky snowy sanctuary sneaky criminal You are right. It was a sight to behold. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=284590&forum_id=2#4124423) |
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Date: October 24th, 2005 1:14 PM Author: Sienna arrogant resort edit your original post so future readers will be able to appreciate the compete embarassment that was OP posters effort. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=284590&forum_id=2#4124435) |
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Date: October 24th, 2005 1:16 PM Author: frisky snowy sanctuary sneaky criminal It is very close to the original letter now. Thanks for your assistance. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=284590&forum_id=2#4124443) |
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Date: October 24th, 2005 1:18 PM Author: Ultramarine Hilarious Goal In Life Nursing Home I'm sorry but your recollection does not do justice to my original post. And no, I did not mention bowling. Bowling is for proles. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=284590&forum_id=2#4124452) |
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Date: October 24th, 2005 1:21 PM Author: frisky snowy sanctuary sneaky criminal Just repost it. It wasn't that bad. Other than the bowling, I think I'm pretty close. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=284590&forum_id=2#4124469) |
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Date: October 24th, 2005 1:24 PM Author: Ultramarine Hilarious Goal In Life Nursing Home Well, a lot of it is in the phrasing. I can't repost now anyway; I don't have access to that file. Perhaps late this afternoon if you all ask nicely. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=284590&forum_id=2#4124489) |
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Date: October 24th, 2005 1:26 PM Author: frisky snowy sanctuary sneaky criminal YOU ACTUALLY HAVE THIS SAVED?
OMG COMPLETELY PWN3D!!!!!!!!1111111111!!!!!!!!!! |
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Date: October 24th, 2005 1:47 PM Author: Sienna arrogant resort He probably needed to put it into word to make sure he didn't make any spelling mistakes. He probably saves each of his posts, actually. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=284590&forum_id=2#4124646) |
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Date: October 24th, 2005 1:56 PM Author: Ultramarine Hilarious Goal In Life Nursing Home Sorry to disappoint you; that is not the case. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=284590&forum_id=2#4124685) |
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Date: October 24th, 2005 1:08 PM Author: lascivious telephone I have no idea what the fuck is going on here. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=284590&forum_id=2#4124409) |
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Date: October 24th, 2005 1:28 PM Author: Jet-lagged mexican someone post the original (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=284590&forum_id=2#4124514) |
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Date: October 24th, 2005 1:31 PM Author: frisky snowy sanctuary sneaky criminal Please see my above post. It is a very close approximation.
With that said, the OP apparently has the original saved. He must have put a great deal of time and effort into it. |
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Date: October 24th, 2005 1:36 PM Author: Jet-lagged mexican that is pretty bad. i hope he didn't spend a lot of time on it. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=284590&forum_id=2#4124581) |
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Date: October 24th, 2005 1:37 PM Author: Ultramarine Hilarious Goal In Life Nursing Home I spent about three minutes drafting it but I do have it saved. What's wrong with that ? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=284590&forum_id=2#4124587) |
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Date: October 24th, 2005 1:40 PM Author: frisky snowy sanctuary sneaky criminal It indicates that you thought your work was so brilliant that it would be needed at some later date. Maybe you were planning on e-mailing it to your friends. Maybe you wanted to post it at your law school or tell people about it at parties.
The point is this: you did more to PWN yourself in three minutes than most people ever do and you saved the evidence because you thought it was hilarious.
Complete and total PWN4G3. |
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Date: October 24th, 2005 1:45 PM Author: Ultramarine Hilarious Goal In Life Nursing Home It indicates no such thing. I save everything. That's what people in the legal profession do, in case you didn't know. Your inferences are woefully inadequate and completely incorrect.
I'm also looking for a XOXO dictionary definition for PWN-related neologisms. Anyone here care to provide it ? |
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Date: October 24th, 2005 1:47 PM Author: Well-lubricated base rigor You might save everything, but you don't really need to save this thread. You'll see it again when God shows it to you as evidence for why he's rejecting you from heaven. And again when the Devil uses it to explain why he doesn't want you in hell. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=284590&forum_id=2#4124647) |
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Date: October 24th, 2005 1:57 PM Author: Ultramarine Hilarious Goal In Life Nursing Home Your humor is really too dark for your moniker. :) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=284590&forum_id=2#4124691) |
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Date: October 24th, 2005 1:49 PM Author: Sienna arrogant resort "I save everything. That's what people in the legal profession do, in case you didn't know."
This may be the funniest part of this whole thread. Are you even in law school?
Cardinal, you should just forget this moniker and find a new one, because you will never be able to overcome this pwnage. |
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Date: October 24th, 2005 1:55 PM Author: Ultramarine Hilarious Goal In Life Nursing Home I am. Are you ? Thanks for your advice. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=284590&forum_id=2#4124682) |
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Date: October 24th, 2005 1:33 PM Author: Orange hairraiser juggernaut the OP is being a pussy and then has the fucking gall to defend himself by telling people they have not been true to the spirit of his post which is too shameful to see the light of the day.
PWN3D^infinity |
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Date: October 24th, 2005 1:39 PM Author: Ultramarine Hilarious Goal In Life Nursing Home It's really not THAT bad but show me an XOXO poster without chutzpah and I will show you a liar. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=284590&forum_id=2#4124598) |
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Date: October 24th, 2005 1:43 PM Author: Well-lubricated base rigor Main Entry: chutz·pah Variant(s): also chutz·pa /'hut-sp&, '[k]ut-, -(")spä/ Function: noun Etymology: Yiddish khutspe, from Late Hebrew huspAh : supreme self-confidence
WTF are you trying to say? |
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Date: October 24th, 2005 1:46 PM Author: Ultramarine Hilarious Goal In Life Nursing Home I'm trying to say that it having the "gall" to defend myself the way I did, I was merely being a good XOXO poster. Does this help ? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=284590&forum_id=2#4124642) |
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Date: October 24th, 2005 1:48 PM Author: Well-lubricated base rigor Generally the "show me a... and I'll show you a..." is used in a different manner. The way your post is constructed it makes it sound like all XO posters have supreme self-confidence, which is wrong, many don't. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=284590&forum_id=2#4124651) |
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Date: October 24th, 2005 1:51 PM Author: Ultramarine Hilarious Goal In Life Nursing Home Chutzpah is not having a supreme self-confidence but rather acting like you do. While I think it's pretty clear that many people here don't have it, it is also clear that most act like they do. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=284590&forum_id=2#4124662) |
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Date: October 24th, 2005 1:53 PM Author: Well-lubricated base rigor No they don't. Probably 25% of posters are pretty open about not being confident and always screwing up. :D, americanski, Vir, etc. come to mind. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=284590&forum_id=2#4124673) |
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Date: October 24th, 2005 1:50 PM Author: Sienna arrogant resort The point was - the fact that you are defending your post, but are too afraid to repost it, shows that you are a sissy. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=284590&forum_id=2#4124658) |
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Date: October 24th, 2005 1:54 PM Author: Ultramarine Hilarious Goal In Life Nursing Home It shows that I don't have the much maligned file, as I've indicated above. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=284590&forum_id=2#4124678) |
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Date: October 24th, 2005 1:55 PM Author: Sienna arrogant resort Ok - the fact that you need a "file" to repost your bullshit strook ding letter makes you a sissy. Feel better? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=284590&forum_id=2#4124683) |
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Date: October 24th, 2005 2:02 PM Author: Ultramarine Hilarious Goal In Life Nursing Home That's a non-sequitur. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=284590&forum_id=2#4124709) |
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Date: October 24th, 2005 5:14 PM Author: frisky snowy sanctuary sneaky criminal This needs to be bumped. Never has a poster been so completely and fully pwn3d. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=284590&forum_id=2#4126110) |
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Date: October 24th, 2005 5:25 PM Author: boyish striped hyena i'm sort of proud i was first to mount and ride. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=284590&forum_id=2#4126191) |
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Date: October 24th, 2005 5:31 PM Author: Dashing menage haunted graveyard stfub (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=284590&forum_id=2#4126235) |
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Date: October 24th, 2005 5:36 PM Author: boyish striped hyena as far as you're concerned, i was number 3498573094. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=284590&forum_id=2#4126271) |
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Date: October 24th, 2005 5:39 PM Author: Dashing menage haunted graveyard but that's because nobody doesn't love a dirty ho (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=284590&forum_id=2#4126296) |
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Date: October 24th, 2005 5:36 PM Author: frisky snowy sanctuary sneaky criminal You may have been first, but I did the majority of the PWNING later in the thread. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=284590&forum_id=2#4126273) |
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Date: October 24th, 2005 5:40 PM Author: Dashing menage haunted graveyard true, and your moniker is an excellent choice (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=284590&forum_id=2#4126302) |
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Date: May 9th, 2007 10:02 PM Author: Rose Dragon Giraffe (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=284590&forum_id=2#8093254) |