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Just threw temper tantrum over firm's new internet policy

The HR bitch handed me a "Policy on Internet and E-mail...
Flickering Burgundy Bawdyhouse
  04/06/15
they probably will just install websense. autoadmit.com sti...
Rose office
  04/06/15
I'm not signing it.
Flickering Burgundy Bawdyhouse
  04/06/15
Brother, you're under no obligation to sign it; let them cha...
maniacal brunch
  04/06/15
Randy "Pink" Floyd
Rose office
  04/17/15
Tell the dumb HR girl that you have to go to sites unfettere...
Passionate resort psychic
  04/06/15
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Mentally impaired irate wagecucks
  04/06/15
What if I have a legal question that only xo can answer? It ...
Flickering Burgundy Bawdyhouse
  04/06/15
...
Passionate resort psychic
  04/06/15
Atta boy
bisexual parlour jap
  04/06/15
whatever happened with your bagel protest?
Fragrant Crackhouse
  04/06/15
Sec, client just walked in.
Flickering Burgundy Bawdyhouse
  04/06/15
http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2780827&mc=1...
Flickering Burgundy Bawdyhouse
  04/06/15
CHILMATA! Sometime between now and next fall you're in need...
Marvelous Gas Station
  04/06/15
we used to lynch freedom haters like her oh how far ameri...
soul-stirring old irish cottage
  04/06/15
this just goes to show, you can lead a horse to water but yo...
Slap-happy Stag Film
  04/06/15
this is like that movie Dazed and Confused, only everyone i...
Arousing field
  04/07/15
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multi-colored insane school cafeteria
  04/07/15
better than using a VPN service like Private Internet Access...
Fragrant Crackhouse
  04/07/15
Bro, I don't know shit about computers or any of that stuff....
Flickering Burgundy Bawdyhouse
  04/07/15
that's not relevant.
Nubile gay wizard step-uncle's house
  04/17/15
What do you mean it isn't relevant?
Flickering Burgundy Bawdyhouse
  04/17/15
what dumb advice. if they think you're taking information ou...
jet-lagged therapy senate
  04/07/15
Nah they can still monitor your computer keystrokes and look...
Exhilarant peach elastic band church
  04/17/15
180 response
Orange Effete Parlor
  04/07/15
letting nothing get in the way of your SOTY campaign.
Contagious box office
  04/07/15
I'm expecting a little backlash from the HR girl today or la...
Flickering Burgundy Bawdyhouse
  04/07/15
Just finished our Friday morning meeting. When it was the HR...
Flickering Burgundy Bawdyhouse
  04/17/15
You brave scholar
hairraiser cuck area
  09/03/15
u should have stood up and said you were going to get Aerosm...
Arousing field
  04/17/15
Make her provide a list of websites that are harmful or what...
Exhilarant peach elastic band church
  04/17/15
good idea
Arousing field
  04/17/15
Yeah, I like this idea.
Flickering Burgundy Bawdyhouse
  04/17/15
SLOWWWWW RIDDDDEE TAKE IT EASSSSYYYY
Arousing field
  04/17/15
you really showed that hr girl making $50k a year who's boss...
Chest-beating Awkward Pisswyrm
  04/17/15


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Date: April 6th, 2015 4:07 PM
Author: Flickering Burgundy Bawdyhouse

The HR bitch handed me a "Policy on Internet and E-mail Usage" to sign. Can't access websites that contain "disruptive, offensive to others or harmful to morale, including sexually explicit messages, blah blah blah."

I have never been okay with this type of thing so I immediately blurt out, "What the fuck is this shit?"

The HR girl goes, "It isn't just for you, it is for everyone."

I crumbled it up, threw it in the trash, and went to my office. Perhaps I overreacted?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2848483&forum_id=2#27633145)



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Date: April 6th, 2015 4:11 PM
Author: Rose office

they probably will just install websense. autoadmit.com still works.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2848483&forum_id=2#27633173)



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Date: April 6th, 2015 4:21 PM
Author: Flickering Burgundy Bawdyhouse

I'm not signing it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2848483&forum_id=2#27633254)



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Date: April 6th, 2015 4:29 PM
Author: maniacal brunch

Brother, you're under no obligation to sign it; let them challenge you if they disagree.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2848483&forum_id=2#27633333)



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Date: April 17th, 2015 11:35 AM
Author: Rose office

Randy "Pink" Floyd

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2848483&forum_id=2#27707386)



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Date: April 6th, 2015 4:24 PM
Author: Passionate resort psychic

Tell the dumb HR girl that you have to go to sites unfettered to investigate cases.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2848483&forum_id=2#27633274)



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Date: April 6th, 2015 4:26 PM
Author: Mentally impaired irate wagecucks



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2848483&forum_id=2#27633294)



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Date: April 6th, 2015 4:26 PM
Author: Flickering Burgundy Bawdyhouse

What if I have a legal question that only xo can answer? It is worth wading through a few nigger threads for this service, amirite? What am I missing here?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2848483&forum_id=2#27633299)



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Date: April 6th, 2015 4:28 PM
Author: Passionate resort psychic



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2848483&forum_id=2#27633316)



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Date: April 6th, 2015 4:24 PM
Author: bisexual parlour jap

Atta boy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2848483&forum_id=2#27633276)



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Date: April 6th, 2015 4:25 PM
Author: Fragrant Crackhouse

whatever happened with your bagel protest?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2848483&forum_id=2#27633284)



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Date: April 6th, 2015 4:26 PM
Author: Flickering Burgundy Bawdyhouse

Sec, client just walked in.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2848483&forum_id=2#27633304)



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Date: April 6th, 2015 4:54 PM
Author: Flickering Burgundy Bawdyhouse

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2780827&mc=100&forum_id=2#27564417

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2848483&forum_id=2#27633540)



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Date: April 6th, 2015 4:28 PM
Author: Marvelous Gas Station

CHILMATA! Sometime between now and next fall you're in need of a seriously attitude, young man. You'd better get your priorities straight.

HEY! And watch out with that other crowd you're poastin' with. Don't think I haven't noticed.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2848483&forum_id=2#27633323)



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Date: April 6th, 2015 8:37 PM
Author: soul-stirring old irish cottage

we used to lynch freedom haters like her

oh how far amerika has collapsed

HR drones wouldn't exist without affirmative action

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2848483&forum_id=2#27635164)



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Date: April 6th, 2015 8:40 PM
Author: Slap-happy Stag Film

this just goes to show, you can lead a horse to water but you can't make him drink it! for YEARS we have been coddling our youth, telling them internet memberships are a RIGHT instead of a PRIVILIGE. well i guess it's about time the "lost" generation learned the way of the world. maybe they should be spending more time thinking about how to get a promotion instead of this "gimme gimme" mentality!! hmmm...makes you think.

but try telling that to a millenial...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2848483&forum_id=2#27635188)



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Date: April 7th, 2015 4:07 AM
Author: Arousing field

this is like that movie Dazed and Confused, only everyone is a douchebag lawyer instead of cool/popular HS football players

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2848483&forum_id=2#27638291)



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Date: April 7th, 2015 4:09 AM
Author: multi-colored insane school cafeteria



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2848483&forum_id=2#27638294)



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Date: April 7th, 2015 12:43 PM
Author: Fragrant Crackhouse

better than using a VPN service like Private Internet Access?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2848483&forum_id=2#27640074)



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Date: April 7th, 2015 12:45 PM
Author: Flickering Burgundy Bawdyhouse

Bro, I don't know shit about computers or any of that stuff. What I do know is that they haven't offered me any consideration for this modification of my employment contract.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2848483&forum_id=2#27640096)



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Date: April 17th, 2015 11:38 AM
Author: Nubile gay wizard step-uncle's house

that's not relevant.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2848483&forum_id=2#27707400)



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Date: April 17th, 2015 11:44 AM
Author: Flickering Burgundy Bawdyhouse

What do you mean it isn't relevant?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2848483&forum_id=2#27707428)



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Date: April 7th, 2015 1:06 PM
Author: jet-lagged therapy senate

what dumb advice. if they think you're taking information out of the company by proxy they might think you are stealing confidential documents and shit.

Joeseph "Joey" P. Albericci, Drexel DRAGON JD (Thomas R. Kline School) 13



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2848483&forum_id=2#27640286)



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Date: April 17th, 2015 11:33 AM
Author: Exhilarant peach elastic band church

Nah they can still monitor your computer keystrokes and look in your cache probably

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2848483&forum_id=2#27707378)



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Date: April 7th, 2015 4:22 AM
Author: Orange Effete Parlor

180 response

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2848483&forum_id=2#27638302)



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Date: April 7th, 2015 5:44 AM
Author: Contagious box office

letting nothing get in the way of your SOTY campaign.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2848483&forum_id=2#27638322)



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Date: April 7th, 2015 12:39 PM
Author: Flickering Burgundy Bawdyhouse

I'm expecting a little backlash from the HR girl today or later this week. I'm still wound up over this. So last night as I was falling asleep a thought occurred to me. They are trying to modify my employment contract without consideration. If the HR girls brings it up I am going to tell her they can monitor my internet usage for $1,200/year. Seems fair.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2848483&forum_id=2#27640041)



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Date: April 17th, 2015 11:29 AM
Author: Flickering Burgundy Bawdyhouse

Just finished our Friday morning meeting. When it was the HR girl's turn to speak she said she is *still* waiting for me and one other attorney to sign the new internet policy.

The other attorney (who is as big a hippy as I am) wasn't at the meeting to comment. I pretended I was more interested in picking my fingernails than what the HR girl was saying.

The partner acted like he didn't know what she was talking about so the HR says to him, "You even signed it." The partner said, "Okay . . .".

I kept picking my fingernails. I'm not signing it bros.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2848483&forum_id=2#27707353)



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Date: September 3rd, 2015 11:34 PM
Author: hairraiser cuck area

You brave scholar

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2848483&forum_id=2#28685402)



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Date: April 17th, 2015 11:31 AM
Author: Arousing field

u should have stood up and said you were going to get Aerosmith tickets, then strode out of the office defiantly.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2848483&forum_id=2#27707363)



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Date: April 17th, 2015 11:36 AM
Author: Exhilarant peach elastic band church

Make her provide a list of websites that are harmful or whatever. If she refuses, say you arent comfortable signing such an indefinite doc. If she does, she will probably give you a list of like twenty websites that you probably dont visit anyway, and if they try to get you down the line you can say you abided by the list.

Man nothing gets my blood boiling more than Hr bullshit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2848483&forum_id=2#27707391)



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Date: April 17th, 2015 11:37 AM
Author: Arousing field

good idea

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2848483&forum_id=2#27707394)



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Date: April 17th, 2015 11:39 AM
Author: Flickering Burgundy Bawdyhouse

Yeah, I like this idea.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2848483&forum_id=2#27707404)



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Date: April 17th, 2015 11:40 AM
Author: Arousing field

SLOWWWWW RIDDDDEE

TAKE IT EASSSSYYYY

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2848483&forum_id=2#27707409)



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Date: April 17th, 2015 11:43 AM
Author: Chest-beating Awkward Pisswyrm

you really showed that hr girl making $50k a year who's boss!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2848483&forum_id=2#27707421)