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Just threw temper tantrum over firm's new internet policy

The HR bitch handed me a "Policy on Internet and E-mail...
infuriating fanboi
  04/06/15
they probably will just install websense. autoadmit.com sti...
Chest-beating vigorous cruise ship
  04/06/15
I'm not signing it.
infuriating fanboi
  04/06/15
Brother, you're under no obligation to sign it; let them cha...
NeumannMorgenste
  04/06/15
Randy "Pink" Floyd
Chest-beating vigorous cruise ship
  04/17/15
Tell the dumb HR girl that you have to go to sites unfettere...
Fuchsia glittery regret national
  04/06/15
...
Vengeful Big Crotch Boltzmann
  04/06/15
What if I have a legal question that only xo can answer? It ...
infuriating fanboi
  04/06/15
...
Fuchsia glittery regret national
  04/06/15
Atta boy
flesh voyeur casino
  04/06/15
whatever happened with your bagel protest?
big-titted hall prole
  04/06/15
Sec, client just walked in.
infuriating fanboi
  04/06/15
http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2780827&mc=1...
infuriating fanboi
  04/06/15
CHILMATA! Sometime between now and next fall you're in need...
offensive marvelous plaza
  04/06/15
we used to lynch freedom haters like her oh how far ameri...
thirsty travel guidebook rehab
  04/06/15
this just goes to show, you can lead a horse to water but yo...
Unhinged dilemma
  04/06/15
this is like that movie Dazed and Confused, only everyone i...
Balding scourge upon the earth public bath
  04/07/15
...
Bateful church
  04/07/15
better than using a VPN service like Private Internet Access...
big-titted hall prole
  04/07/15
Bro, I don't know shit about computers or any of that stuff....
infuriating fanboi
  04/07/15
that's not relevant.
poppy hyperventilating shrine
  04/17/15
What do you mean it isn't relevant?
infuriating fanboi
  04/17/15
what dumb advice. if they think you're taking information ou...
Canary theatre
  04/07/15
Nah they can still monitor your computer keystrokes and look...
Irradiated Yarmulke Rigpig
  04/17/15
180 response
translucent main people national security agency
  04/07/15
letting nothing get in the way of your SOTY campaign.
Crawly senate
  04/07/15
I'm expecting a little backlash from the HR girl today or la...
infuriating fanboi
  04/07/15
Just finished our Friday morning meeting. When it was the HR...
infuriating fanboi
  04/17/15
You brave scholar
adventurous masturbator
  09/03/15
u should have stood up and said you were going to get Aerosm...
Balding scourge upon the earth public bath
  04/17/15
Make her provide a list of websites that are harmful or what...
Irradiated Yarmulke Rigpig
  04/17/15
good idea
Balding scourge upon the earth public bath
  04/17/15
Yeah, I like this idea.
infuriating fanboi
  04/17/15
SLOWWWWW RIDDDDEE TAKE IT EASSSSYYYY
Balding scourge upon the earth public bath
  04/17/15
you really showed that hr girl making $50k a year who's boss...
ruddy orchestra pit pistol
  04/17/15


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Date: April 6th, 2015 4:07 PM
Author: infuriating fanboi

The HR bitch handed me a "Policy on Internet and E-mail Usage" to sign. Can't access websites that contain "disruptive, offensive to others or harmful to morale, including sexually explicit messages, blah blah blah."

I have never been okay with this type of thing so I immediately blurt out, "What the fuck is this shit?"

The HR girl goes, "It isn't just for you, it is for everyone."

I crumbled it up, threw it in the trash, and went to my office. Perhaps I overreacted?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2848483&forum_id=2#27633145)



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Date: April 6th, 2015 4:11 PM
Author: Chest-beating vigorous cruise ship

they probably will just install websense. autoadmit.com still works.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2848483&forum_id=2#27633173)



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Date: April 6th, 2015 4:21 PM
Author: infuriating fanboi

I'm not signing it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2848483&forum_id=2#27633254)



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Date: April 6th, 2015 4:29 PM
Author: NeumannMorgenste

Brother, you're under no obligation to sign it; let them challenge you if they disagree.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2848483&forum_id=2#27633333)



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Date: April 17th, 2015 11:35 AM
Author: Chest-beating vigorous cruise ship

Randy "Pink" Floyd

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2848483&forum_id=2#27707386)



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Date: April 6th, 2015 4:24 PM
Author: Fuchsia glittery regret national

Tell the dumb HR girl that you have to go to sites unfettered to investigate cases.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2848483&forum_id=2#27633274)



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Date: April 6th, 2015 4:26 PM
Author: Vengeful Big Crotch Boltzmann



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2848483&forum_id=2#27633294)



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Date: April 6th, 2015 4:26 PM
Author: infuriating fanboi

What if I have a legal question that only xo can answer? It is worth wading through a few nigger threads for this service, amirite? What am I missing here?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2848483&forum_id=2#27633299)



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Date: April 6th, 2015 4:28 PM
Author: Fuchsia glittery regret national



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2848483&forum_id=2#27633316)



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Date: April 6th, 2015 4:24 PM
Author: flesh voyeur casino

Atta boy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2848483&forum_id=2#27633276)



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Date: April 6th, 2015 4:25 PM
Author: big-titted hall prole

whatever happened with your bagel protest?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2848483&forum_id=2#27633284)



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Date: April 6th, 2015 4:26 PM
Author: infuriating fanboi

Sec, client just walked in.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2848483&forum_id=2#27633304)



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Date: April 6th, 2015 4:54 PM
Author: infuriating fanboi

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2780827&mc=100&forum_id=2#27564417

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2848483&forum_id=2#27633540)



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Date: April 6th, 2015 4:28 PM
Author: offensive marvelous plaza

CHILMATA! Sometime between now and next fall you're in need of a seriously attitude, young man. You'd better get your priorities straight.

HEY! And watch out with that other crowd you're poastin' with. Don't think I haven't noticed.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2848483&forum_id=2#27633323)



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Date: April 6th, 2015 8:37 PM
Author: thirsty travel guidebook rehab

we used to lynch freedom haters like her

oh how far amerika has collapsed

HR drones wouldn't exist without affirmative action

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2848483&forum_id=2#27635164)



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Date: April 6th, 2015 8:40 PM
Author: Unhinged dilemma

this just goes to show, you can lead a horse to water but you can't make him drink it! for YEARS we have been coddling our youth, telling them internet memberships are a RIGHT instead of a PRIVILIGE. well i guess it's about time the "lost" generation learned the way of the world. maybe they should be spending more time thinking about how to get a promotion instead of this "gimme gimme" mentality!! hmmm...makes you think.

but try telling that to a millenial...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2848483&forum_id=2#27635188)



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Date: April 7th, 2015 4:07 AM
Author: Balding scourge upon the earth public bath

this is like that movie Dazed and Confused, only everyone is a douchebag lawyer instead of cool/popular HS football players

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2848483&forum_id=2#27638291)



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Date: April 7th, 2015 4:09 AM
Author: Bateful church



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2848483&forum_id=2#27638294)



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Date: April 7th, 2015 12:43 PM
Author: big-titted hall prole

better than using a VPN service like Private Internet Access?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2848483&forum_id=2#27640074)



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Date: April 7th, 2015 12:45 PM
Author: infuriating fanboi

Bro, I don't know shit about computers or any of that stuff. What I do know is that they haven't offered me any consideration for this modification of my employment contract.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2848483&forum_id=2#27640096)



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Date: April 17th, 2015 11:38 AM
Author: poppy hyperventilating shrine

that's not relevant.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2848483&forum_id=2#27707400)



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Date: April 17th, 2015 11:44 AM
Author: infuriating fanboi

What do you mean it isn't relevant?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2848483&forum_id=2#27707428)



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Date: April 7th, 2015 1:06 PM
Author: Canary theatre

what dumb advice. if they think you're taking information out of the company by proxy they might think you are stealing confidential documents and shit.

Joeseph "Joey" P. Albericci, Drexel DRAGON JD (Thomas R. Kline School) 13



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2848483&forum_id=2#27640286)



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Date: April 17th, 2015 11:33 AM
Author: Irradiated Yarmulke Rigpig

Nah they can still monitor your computer keystrokes and look in your cache probably

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2848483&forum_id=2#27707378)



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Date: April 7th, 2015 4:22 AM
Author: translucent main people national security agency

180 response

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2848483&forum_id=2#27638302)



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Date: April 7th, 2015 5:44 AM
Author: Crawly senate

letting nothing get in the way of your SOTY campaign.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2848483&forum_id=2#27638322)



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Date: April 7th, 2015 12:39 PM
Author: infuriating fanboi

I'm expecting a little backlash from the HR girl today or later this week. I'm still wound up over this. So last night as I was falling asleep a thought occurred to me. They are trying to modify my employment contract without consideration. If the HR girls brings it up I am going to tell her they can monitor my internet usage for $1,200/year. Seems fair.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2848483&forum_id=2#27640041)



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Date: April 17th, 2015 11:29 AM
Author: infuriating fanboi

Just finished our Friday morning meeting. When it was the HR girl's turn to speak she said she is *still* waiting for me and one other attorney to sign the new internet policy.

The other attorney (who is as big a hippy as I am) wasn't at the meeting to comment. I pretended I was more interested in picking my fingernails than what the HR girl was saying.

The partner acted like he didn't know what she was talking about so the HR says to him, "You even signed it." The partner said, "Okay . . .".

I kept picking my fingernails. I'm not signing it bros.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2848483&forum_id=2#27707353)



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Date: September 3rd, 2015 11:34 PM
Author: adventurous masturbator

You brave scholar

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2848483&forum_id=2#28685402)



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Date: April 17th, 2015 11:31 AM
Author: Balding scourge upon the earth public bath

u should have stood up and said you were going to get Aerosmith tickets, then strode out of the office defiantly.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2848483&forum_id=2#27707363)



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Date: April 17th, 2015 11:36 AM
Author: Irradiated Yarmulke Rigpig

Make her provide a list of websites that are harmful or whatever. If she refuses, say you arent comfortable signing such an indefinite doc. If she does, she will probably give you a list of like twenty websites that you probably dont visit anyway, and if they try to get you down the line you can say you abided by the list.

Man nothing gets my blood boiling more than Hr bullshit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2848483&forum_id=2#27707391)



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Date: April 17th, 2015 11:37 AM
Author: Balding scourge upon the earth public bath

good idea

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2848483&forum_id=2#27707394)



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Date: April 17th, 2015 11:39 AM
Author: infuriating fanboi

Yeah, I like this idea.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2848483&forum_id=2#27707404)



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Date: April 17th, 2015 11:40 AM
Author: Balding scourge upon the earth public bath

SLOWWWWW RIDDDDEE

TAKE IT EASSSSYYYY

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2848483&forum_id=2#27707409)



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Date: April 17th, 2015 11:43 AM
Author: ruddy orchestra pit pistol

you really showed that hr girl making $50k a year who's boss!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2848483&forum_id=2#27707421)