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Just threw temper tantrum over firm's new internet policy
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Date: April 6th, 2015 4:07 PM Author: Pungent Hideous Base Gay Wizard The HR bitch handed me a "Policy on Internet and E-mail Usage" to sign. Can't access websites that contain "disruptive, offensive to others or harmful to morale, including sexually explicit messages, blah blah blah."
I have never been okay with this type of thing so I immediately blurt out, "What the fuck is this shit?"
The HR girl goes, "It isn't just for you, it is for everyone."
I crumbled it up, threw it in the trash, and went to my office. Perhaps I overreacted? |
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Date: April 6th, 2015 4:11 PM Author: mentally impaired marketing idea scourge upon the earth they probably will just install websense. autoadmit.com still works. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2848483&forum_id=2#27633173) |
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Date: April 6th, 2015 4:21 PM Author: Pungent Hideous Base Gay Wizard I'm not signing it. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2848483&forum_id=2#27633254) |
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Date: April 6th, 2015 4:29 PM Author: green hell Brother, you're under no obligation to sign it; let them challenge you if they disagree. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2848483&forum_id=2#27633333) |
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Date: April 17th, 2015 11:35 AM Author: mentally impaired marketing idea scourge upon the earth Randy "Pink" Floyd (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2848483&forum_id=2#27707386) |
Date: April 6th, 2015 4:24 PM Author: internet-worthy marvelous headpube Tell the dumb HR girl that you have to go to sites unfettered to investigate cases. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2848483&forum_id=2#27633274) |
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Date: April 6th, 2015 4:26 PM Author: well-lubricated aqua keepsake machete (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2848483&forum_id=2#27633294) |
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Date: April 6th, 2015 4:26 PM Author: Pungent Hideous Base Gay Wizard What if I have a legal question that only xo can answer? It is worth wading through a few nigger threads for this service, amirite? What am I missing here? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2848483&forum_id=2#27633299) |
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Date: April 6th, 2015 4:28 PM Author: internet-worthy marvelous headpube (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2848483&forum_id=2#27633316) |
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Date: April 6th, 2015 4:24 PM Author: Lemon charismatic hairy legs stag film Atta boy (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2848483&forum_id=2#27633276) |
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Date: April 6th, 2015 4:25 PM Author: lilac laughsome half-breed persian whatever happened with your bagel protest? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2848483&forum_id=2#27633284) |
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Date: April 6th, 2015 4:26 PM Author: Pungent Hideous Base Gay Wizard Sec, client just walked in. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2848483&forum_id=2#27633304) |
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Date: April 6th, 2015 4:54 PM Author: Pungent Hideous Base Gay Wizard http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2780827&mc=100&forum_id=2#27564417 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2848483&forum_id=2#27633540) |
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Date: April 6th, 2015 4:28 PM Author: slippery idiot travel guidebook CHILMATA! Sometime between now and next fall you're in need of a seriously attitude, young man. You'd better get your priorities straight.
HEY! And watch out with that other crowd you're poastin' with. Don't think I haven't noticed. |
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Date: April 6th, 2015 8:37 PM Author: transparent sneaky criminal we used to lynch freedom haters like her
oh how far amerika has collapsed
HR drones wouldn't exist without affirmative action |
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Date: April 6th, 2015 8:40 PM Author: Aphrodisiac Faggot Firefighter Brunch this just goes to show, you can lead a horse to water but you can't make him drink it! for YEARS we have been coddling our youth, telling them internet memberships are a RIGHT instead of a PRIVILIGE. well i guess it's about time the "lost" generation learned the way of the world. maybe they should be spending more time thinking about how to get a promotion instead of this "gimme gimme" mentality!! hmmm...makes you think.
but try telling that to a millenial... |
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Date: April 7th, 2015 4:07 AM Author: geriatric point degenerate this is like that movie Dazed and Confused, only everyone is a douchebag lawyer instead of cool/popular HS football players (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2848483&forum_id=2#27638291) |
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Date: April 7th, 2015 4:09 AM Author: Big-titted soul-stirring church patrolman (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2848483&forum_id=2#27638294) |
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Date: April 7th, 2015 12:43 PM Author: lilac laughsome half-breed persian better than using a VPN service like Private Internet Access? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2848483&forum_id=2#27640074) |
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Date: April 7th, 2015 12:45 PM Author: Pungent Hideous Base Gay Wizard Bro, I don't know shit about computers or any of that stuff. What I do know is that they haven't offered me any consideration for this modification of my employment contract. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2848483&forum_id=2#27640096) |
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Date: April 17th, 2015 11:38 AM Author: mewling regret that's not relevant. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2848483&forum_id=2#27707400) |
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Date: April 17th, 2015 11:44 AM Author: Pungent Hideous Base Gay Wizard What do you mean it isn't relevant? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2848483&forum_id=2#27707428) |
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Date: April 7th, 2015 1:06 PM Author: 180 stead what dumb advice. if they think you're taking information out of the company by proxy they might think you are stealing confidential documents and shit.
Joeseph "Joey" P. Albericci, Drexel DRAGON JD (Thomas R. Kline School) 13
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Date: April 17th, 2015 11:33 AM Author: Fighting Kitty Cat Ticket Booth Nah they can still monitor your computer keystrokes and look in your cache probably (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2848483&forum_id=2#27707378) |
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Date: April 7th, 2015 4:22 AM Author: hateful territorial quadroon 180 response (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2848483&forum_id=2#27638302) |
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Date: April 7th, 2015 5:44 AM Author: Saffron Embarrassed To The Bone Pit Pozpig letting nothing get in the way of your SOTY campaign. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2848483&forum_id=2#27638322) |
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Date: April 7th, 2015 12:39 PM Author: Pungent Hideous Base Gay Wizard I'm expecting a little backlash from the HR girl today or later this week. I'm still wound up over this. So last night as I was falling asleep a thought occurred to me. They are trying to modify my employment contract without consideration. If the HR girls brings it up I am going to tell her they can monitor my internet usage for $1,200/year. Seems fair. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2848483&forum_id=2#27640041) |
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Date: April 17th, 2015 11:29 AM Author: Pungent Hideous Base Gay Wizard Just finished our Friday morning meeting. When it was the HR girl's turn to speak she said she is *still* waiting for me and one other attorney to sign the new internet policy.
The other attorney (who is as big a hippy as I am) wasn't at the meeting to comment. I pretended I was more interested in picking my fingernails than what the HR girl was saying.
The partner acted like he didn't know what she was talking about so the HR says to him, "You even signed it." The partner said, "Okay . . .".
I kept picking my fingernails. I'm not signing it bros. |
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Date: September 3rd, 2015 11:34 PM Author: adventurous insecure dysfunction property You brave scholar (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2848483&forum_id=2#28685402) |
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Date: April 17th, 2015 11:31 AM Author: geriatric point degenerate u should have stood up and said you were going to get Aerosmith tickets, then strode out of the office defiantly. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2848483&forum_id=2#27707363) |
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Date: April 17th, 2015 11:36 AM Author: Fighting Kitty Cat Ticket Booth Make her provide a list of websites that are harmful or whatever. If she refuses, say you arent comfortable signing such an indefinite doc. If she does, she will probably give you a list of like twenty websites that you probably dont visit anyway, and if they try to get you down the line you can say you abided by the list.
Man nothing gets my blood boiling more than Hr bullshit |
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Date: April 17th, 2015 11:37 AM Author: geriatric point degenerate good idea (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2848483&forum_id=2#27707394) |
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Date: April 17th, 2015 11:39 AM Author: Pungent Hideous Base Gay Wizard Yeah, I like this idea. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2848483&forum_id=2#27707404) |
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Date: April 17th, 2015 11:40 AM Author: geriatric point degenerate SLOWWWWW RIDDDDEE TAKE IT EASSSSYYYY |
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Date: April 17th, 2015 11:43 AM Author: mahogany seedy volcanic crater cumskin you really showed that hr girl making $50k a year who's boss! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2848483&forum_id=2#27707421) |