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Date: May 7th, 2015 2:12 PM
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Date: October 8th, 2024 3:33 PM
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Date: June 2nd, 2015 1:33 AM
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Date: June 2nd, 2015 1:46 AM
Author: Adventurous plaza

scene:

shot in slow motion.

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Date: June 2nd, 2015 1:48 AM
Author: Spectacular Deep Theatre

*signs you to a 4 picture deal with PiddledMesh films*

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Date: June 2nd, 2015 11:42 PM
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Date: July 15th, 2016 3:25 PM
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Date: June 2nd, 2015 10:49 AM
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Date: June 2nd, 2015 2:35 PM
Author: Adventurous plaza

a store employee dives and snags the back wheels of the fleeing wheelchair, arresting their rotation. the chair stops, but the forward momentum ejects halford and he sails toward doobs like a missile; the two collide and careen backward into an overflowing bin of giant inflatable rubber balls. the bin collapses and balls scatter in all directions. doobs' screeching does not cease for a second. halford's wheezing grows to a seemingly unnatural volume as he tries to scramble away from the employees by surfing on his stomach across the balls

in the background, pn has scaled down the shelving unit headfirst like a squirrel. the snuggie fell up over his head in the process but failed to stop him from beginning a fistfight with an obese toys r us employee. an angry suburban mother with a bob haircut wildly swings a vera bradley purse at pn's head and shouts obscenities in a midwestern accent in front of a stroller lying on its side.

the shot speeds out of slow motion into real time as it spins to reveal bboooom step through the automatic doors with his arms at his sides and a blank stare on his face. he pitches forward headfirst as his legs pump to catch up with his top half, hurtling him into the fracas toward pn

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Date: June 2nd, 2015 2:35 PM
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Date: June 2nd, 2015 2:37 PM
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Date: June 2nd, 2015 2:38 PM
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Date: June 2nd, 2015 11:36 PM
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Date: June 2nd, 2015 11:51 PM
Author: Angry Dingle Berry Business Firm

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Date: June 3rd, 2015 12:09 AM
Author: Blathering Clear Coffee Pot

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Date: June 3rd, 2015 12:12 AM
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Date: June 3rd, 2015 3:51 PM
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Date: June 4th, 2015 2:26 AM
Author: Blathering Clear Coffee Pot

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Date: September 1st, 2015 2:41 AM
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Date: November 22nd, 2015 6:22 PM
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Date: June 11th, 2015 8:21 AM
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Date: June 15th, 2015 2:50 PM
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Date: July 29th, 2015 5:01 PM
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Date: November 22nd, 2017 4:00 PM
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Date: April 22nd, 2019 2:25 PM
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