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Date: April 8th, 2015 3:16 AM
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Date: May 7th, 2015 2:12 PM
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Date: May 7th, 2015 2:14 PM
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Date: June 2nd, 2015 1:34 AM
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Date: June 2nd, 2015 1:46 AM
Author: Know-it-all jet lodge

scene:

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upon reaching head level the camera slowly swings left to show halford frantically wheeling down the lego aisle in a wheelchair with mismatched wheels as store employees give chase, a young boy crying in confusion some 20 feet behind the action;

it continues past the aisle chase until it focuses on the shelving unit that forms the border of the aisle. after pausing momentarily, the shot smoothly tilts up to capture pn in a disheveled snuggy perched atop a 30 foot industrial shelving unit like spiderman. in his hands he clutches a phone with luis' numbr on speeddial. he is wildeyed with the TUTU sweats.

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Date: June 2nd, 2015 1:48 AM
Author: charcoal faggot firefighter orchestra pit

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Date: June 2nd, 2015 11:42 PM
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Date: July 15th, 2016 3:25 PM
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Date: June 2nd, 2015 10:49 AM
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Date: June 2nd, 2015 2:13 PM
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Date: June 2nd, 2015 11:05 AM
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Date: June 2nd, 2015 2:35 PM
Author: Know-it-all jet lodge

a store employee dives and snags the back wheels of the fleeing wheelchair, arresting their rotation. the chair stops, but the forward momentum ejects halford and he sails toward doobs like a missile; the two collide and careen backward into an overflowing bin of giant inflatable rubber balls. the bin collapses and balls scatter in all directions. doobs' screeching does not cease for a second. halford's wheezing grows to a seemingly unnatural volume as he tries to scramble away from the employees by surfing on his stomach across the balls

in the background, pn has scaled down the shelving unit headfirst like a squirrel. the snuggie fell up over his head in the process but failed to stop him from beginning a fistfight with an obese toys r us employee. an angry suburban mother with a bob haircut wildly swings a vera bradley purse at pn's head and shouts obscenities in a midwestern accent in front of a stroller lying on its side.

the shot speeds out of slow motion into real time as it spins to reveal bboooom step through the automatic doors with his arms at his sides and a blank stare on his face. he pitches forward headfirst as his legs pump to catch up with his top half, hurtling him into the fracas toward pn

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Date: June 2nd, 2015 2:35 PM
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Date: June 2nd, 2015 2:37 PM
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Date: June 2nd, 2015 2:37 PM
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Date: June 2nd, 2015 2:38 PM
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Date: June 2nd, 2015 11:36 PM
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Date: June 2nd, 2015 11:51 PM
Author: Bateful cordovan resort

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Date: June 3rd, 2015 12:09 AM
Author: french aqua twinkling uncleanness keepsake machete

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Date: June 3rd, 2015 12:12 AM
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Date: June 4th, 2015 2:26 AM
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Date: September 1st, 2015 2:41 AM
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Date: June 11th, 2015 8:21 AM
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Date: July 29th, 2015 5:01 PM
Author: Canary pit private investor

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Date: September 1st, 2015 2:39 AM
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Date: November 22nd, 2017 3:44 PM
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Date: November 22nd, 2017 4:00 PM
Author: Comical pearly queen of the night double fault

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Date: April 22nd, 2019 2:25 PM
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