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Date: April 8th, 2015 3:16 AM
Author: Trip church toaster



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Date: April 8th, 2015 3:29 AM
Author: Olive charismatic jew



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Date: April 8th, 2015 3:29 AM
Author: Aromatic yellow indian lodge cuckoldry



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Date: April 8th, 2015 3:38 AM
Author: soul-stirring self-absorbed bawdyhouse



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Date: May 7th, 2015 2:12 PM
Author: Outnumbered Den Skinny Woman

this is so fucking great

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Date: October 8th, 2024 3:33 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle brunch



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Date: May 7th, 2015 2:14 PM
Author: Sable Useless Brakes



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Date: May 7th, 2015 4:07 PM
Author: Outnumbered Den Skinny Woman



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Date: May 7th, 2015 4:40 PM
Author: soul-stirring self-absorbed bawdyhouse



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Date: June 2nd, 2015 1:33 AM
Author: Multi-colored chest-beating sweet tailpipe puppy



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Date: June 2nd, 2015 1:33 AM
Author: Outnumbered Den Skinny Woman



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Date: June 2nd, 2015 1:34 AM
Author: titillating buck-toothed theater old irish cottage



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Date: June 2nd, 2015 1:46 AM
Author: Excitant up-to-no-good faggotry public bath

scene:

shot in slow motion.

camera slowly and steadily rotates up from a shot of a spilled bag of white powder on the floor, to a pair of long stacy adams dress shoes, past baggy slacks, past a loose button down draped over a lanky frame, until it reaches the reddened face of doobs screaming PAPAAAA into the PA system, his eyes squeezed tightly shut.

upon reaching head level the camera slowly swings left to show halford frantically wheeling down the lego aisle in a wheelchair with mismatched wheels as store employees give chase, a young boy crying in confusion some 20 feet behind the action;

it continues past the aisle chase until it focuses on the shelving unit that forms the border of the aisle. after pausing momentarily, the shot smoothly tilts up to capture pn in a disheveled snuggy perched atop a 30 foot industrial shelving unit like spiderman. in his hands he clutches a phone with luis' numbr on speeddial. he is wildeyed with the TUTU sweats.

this song is playing in the background

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LwVXkM_YxMg

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Date: June 2nd, 2015 1:48 AM
Author: Outnumbered Den Skinny Woman

*signs you to a 4 picture deal with PiddledMesh films*

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Date: June 2nd, 2015 11:42 PM
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Date: July 15th, 2016 3:25 PM
Author: Zombie-like heady lay roast beef

180 response to a 180 poast

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Date: July 28th, 2016 7:33 AM
Author: Vivacious Jet-lagged Private Investor



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Date: July 28th, 2016 7:54 AM
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Date: October 19th, 2020 1:36 PM
Author: Zombie-like heady lay roast beef



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Date: June 28th, 2022 2:05 PM
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Date: June 18th, 2023 2:52 PM
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Date: June 2nd, 2015 1:49 AM
Author: soul-stirring self-absorbed bawdyhouse



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Date: June 2nd, 2015 10:49 AM
Author: silver business firm

jfc

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Date: June 2nd, 2015 10:50 AM
Author: Trip church toaster



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Date: June 2nd, 2015 2:13 PM
Author: Excitant up-to-no-good faggotry public bath



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Date: June 2nd, 2015 2:16 PM
Author: Olive charismatic jew



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Date: June 2nd, 2015 11:05 AM
Author: histrionic foreskin theater stage



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Date: June 2nd, 2015 2:35 PM
Author: Excitant up-to-no-good faggotry public bath

a store employee dives and snags the back wheels of the fleeing wheelchair, arresting their rotation. the chair stops, but the forward momentum ejects halford and he sails toward doobs like a missile; the two collide and careen backward into an overflowing bin of giant inflatable rubber balls. the bin collapses and balls scatter in all directions. doobs' screeching does not cease for a second. halford's wheezing grows to a seemingly unnatural volume as he tries to scramble away from the employees by surfing on his stomach across the balls

in the background, pn has scaled down the shelving unit headfirst like a squirrel. the snuggie fell up over his head in the process but failed to stop him from beginning a fistfight with an obese toys r us employee. an angry suburban mother with a bob haircut wildly swings a vera bradley purse at pn's head and shouts obscenities in a midwestern accent in front of a stroller lying on its side.

the shot speeds out of slow motion into real time as it spins to reveal bboooom step through the automatic doors with his arms at his sides and a blank stare on his face. he pitches forward headfirst as his legs pump to catch up with his top half, hurtling him into the fracas toward pn

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Date: June 2nd, 2015 2:35 PM
Author: Trip church toaster

havent read yet but jfc

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Date: June 2nd, 2015 2:37 PM
Author: Olive charismatic jew



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Date: June 2nd, 2015 11:40 PM
Author: Multi-colored chest-beating sweet tailpipe puppy



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Date: December 11th, 2015 12:54 PM
Author: white apoplectic dopamine



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Date: May 1st, 2019 6:22 PM
Author: Zombie-like heady lay roast beef



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Date: June 2nd, 2015 2:37 PM
Author: Outnumbered Den Skinny Woman

MORE NOW

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Date: June 2nd, 2015 2:38 PM
Author: Olive charismatic jew

180

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Date: June 2nd, 2015 11:36 PM
Author: histrionic foreskin theater stage

omg

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Date: June 2nd, 2015 11:51 PM
Author: white apoplectic dopamine

I am rolling on the floor laughing my fucking ass off

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Date: June 3rd, 2015 12:09 AM
Author: histrionic foreskin theater stage

I was crying laughing not flame

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Date: June 3rd, 2015 12:12 AM
Author: white apoplectic dopamine

o m g

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Date: June 3rd, 2015 3:51 PM
Author: Trip church toaster

i was fucking cluthcing my face and tearing at it i was luaghing so hard.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850202&forum_id=2#28030273)



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Date: June 4th, 2015 2:26 AM
Author: histrionic foreskin theater stage

appropriate

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Date: November 22nd, 2015 6:18 PM
Author: Provocative nursing home



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Date: September 1st, 2015 2:41 AM
Author: histrionic foreskin theater stage

It happened again

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Date: November 22nd, 2015 6:22 PM
Author: white apoplectic dopamine



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Date: June 11th, 2015 8:21 AM
Author: sienna theatre place of business

i'm dying

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Date: June 15th, 2015 2:50 PM
Author: white apoplectic dopamine



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Date: July 29th, 2015 5:01 PM
Author: stimulating chrome newt

180

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Date: September 1st, 2015 2:39 AM
Author: Mauve curious main people



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Date: April 17th, 2016 3:02 PM
Author: Provocative nursing home



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Date: July 15th, 2016 3:38 PM
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Date: November 22nd, 2017 3:44 PM
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How did this not win POTY?

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Date: November 22nd, 2017 3:47 PM
Author: cheese-eating sinister shrine

This is the funniest post of all time

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Date: November 22nd, 2017 4:00 PM
Author: Zombie-like heady lay roast beef

Still 180

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Date: March 24th, 2018 9:13 AM
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Date: April 22nd, 2019 2:25 PM
Author: Zombie-like heady lay roast beef

180

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Date: November 1st, 2021 11:35 AM
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