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Update on Fuckbuddy

recall she always went out and got blackout drunk w her frie...
beady-eyed coldplay fan library
  04/20/15
soo cr
Harsh crackhouse
  04/20/15
cheers brother. so titcr.
Orange hairless shrine water buffalo
  04/21/15
happy for you and happy for the bort
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  04/21/15
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Onyx passionate really tough guy
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copper dashing state death wish
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Rusted trip cumskin new version
  04/21/15
cr. this wasn't the right situation for you bro.
Chestnut beta philosopher-king piazza
  04/20/15
i dont regret my decision one but in the sense that i could ...
beady-eyed coldplay fan library
  04/21/15
i hear you. both of those things are really important. t...
Chestnut beta philosopher-king piazza
  04/21/15
yeah, she's just such a negative person and brings me down. ...
beady-eyed coldplay fan library
  04/21/15
yeah, plus how are we gonna gf swap now?
Chestnut beta philosopher-king piazza
  04/21/15
cq. i almost feel like sending you n00ds of her. i just migh...
beady-eyed coldplay fan library
  04/21/15
don't be an enabler. you're doing the right thing here by c...
Chestnut beta philosopher-king piazza
  04/21/15
ofs. if i didnt gaf about her, i'd be easy just to make h...
beady-eyed coldplay fan library
  04/21/15
(guy poasting 700-word explanation of how he is "totall...
Flatulent Cerise Garrison Jap
  04/21/15
to be fair, i asked him about it in another thread
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  04/21/15
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beady-eyed coldplay fan library
  04/21/15
nvm then
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  04/21/15
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Sapphire adventurous stead
  04/21/15
ex fuckbuddy who he would not call his girlfriend, but who h...
Supple sick institution
  04/21/15
obviously you havent followed my fuckbuddy scholarship close...
beady-eyed coldplay fan library
  04/21/15
meanwhile, she went out and got fucked by Darnell 15 minutes...
Fluffy Indirect Expression National
  04/21/15
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Onyx passionate really tough guy
  04/21/15
ofs. from time to time, i cant help but think about how she'...
beady-eyed coldplay fan library
  04/21/15
More like FATHOMS of cock.
Aromatic Nowag
  04/21/15
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beady-eyed coldplay fan library
  04/21/15
You were right. Turns out a furlong is a much longer unit of...
Aromatic Nowag
  04/21/15
I don't think fuckbuddy means what you think it does
Avocado School Cafeteria
  04/21/15
"fuckbuddy" was and always will be her name to xo.
beady-eyed coldplay fan library
  04/21/15
gj bro
Onyx passionate really tough guy
  04/21/15
(Tomato Andy)
Avocado School Cafeteria
  04/21/15
Bro, from a co-dep Jew boy to another, mazel You can't tr...
opaque dead stage
  04/21/15
l'chaim! so, do you think she's being honest about the tw...
beady-eyed coldplay fan library
  04/21/15
not acp I actually think she's telling the truth because ...
vivacious idiot theater
  04/21/15
if it were two total 1.5 hour mid-week first dates at 8pm, t...
beady-eyed coldplay fan library
  04/21/15
sounds like she's a slut and a liar and a bad person, shit
vivacious idiot theater
  04/21/15
cr. can anyone find the thread where she "quasi-cheated...
beady-eyed coldplay fan library
  04/21/15
MY "REBOUND" y'all remember hot israel ex, rite...
beady-eyed coldplay fan library
  04/21/15
go get some new pussy breh
Chestnut beta philosopher-king piazza
  04/21/15
no homo (and i think you agree with me), but i dont like new...
beady-eyed coldplay fan library
  04/21/15
yes it makes sense. my least satisfying sex is usually ONS ...
Chestnut beta philosopher-king piazza
  04/21/15
we were cuddling for a lot of the day yesterday while she wo...
beady-eyed coldplay fan library
  04/21/15
was that the most aroused you've been since Kyrgios, N. def....
Chestnut beta philosopher-king piazza
  04/21/15
cq. it's been a great weekend between that and Djokovic, N. ...
beady-eyed coldplay fan library
  04/21/15
No offense, but you sound like a Major Faggot.
bonkers fuchsia mediation
  04/21/15
yeah that's pretty much the totality of this thread
Fragrant Nighttime Principal's Office Main People
  04/21/15
who the fuck are you>
beady-eyed coldplay fan library
  04/21/15
Yup and sounds severely mentally ill
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  04/21/15
lol'd at both "no offense" and capitalizing of Maj...
Big-titted theater stage
  04/21/15
CR. he caught feelings for a fuck buddy then got mad at he...
Jet histrionic hell boistinker
  04/21/15
she agreed to be exclusive, you illiterate dumb fuck.
beady-eyed coldplay fan library
  04/21/15
AND THEN I SAYS, I SAYS...!
bonkers fuchsia mediation
  04/21/15
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Curious thirsty tank stag film
  04/21/15
i thought this was TT, wtf
charcoal jew locus
  04/21/15
(Charles Swann)
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  04/21/15
?
beady-eyed coldplay fan library
  04/21/15
(Jew unfamiliar with the greatest Jewish artist in history)
emerald stimulating reading party
  04/21/15
823493482374234 reference my nigga
emerald stimulating reading party
  04/21/15
I will always stand by you DBG
Titillating Home Corn Cake
  04/21/15
l'chaim
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Flesh Rehab
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emerald stimulating reading party
  04/21/15
what even happened here. I read this like 8 times. You dated...
medicated circlehead
  04/21/15
DBG caught feelings for his promiscuous fuckbuddy. She is a...
Supple sick institution
  04/21/15
we caught feelings for each other and she reluctantly agreed...
beady-eyed coldplay fan library
  04/21/15
ok you caught feelings.. but how many dates have you gone on...
medicated circlehead
  04/21/15
this went on for almost a year, breh. we've traveled togethe...
beady-eyed coldplay fan library
  04/21/15
ok I did miss the supra stuff. But idk man facebook official...
medicated circlehead
  04/21/15
lol fb official is some shit for insecure faggots and millen...
beady-eyed coldplay fan library
  04/21/15
bet if you were fb official this shit wouldn't have happened...
medicated circlehead
  04/21/15
lulz at this 158 lsat logic, breh. because fb official relat...
beady-eyed coldplay fan library
  04/21/15
you will never know, now will you
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Violent goal in life
  04/21/15
lol, if any future relationship i'm in is dependent on a fb ...
beady-eyed coldplay fan library
  04/21/15
seems like you already know what happens when you don't make...
medicated circlehead
  04/21/15
lol this is starting to get into sub-140 lsat logic breh. ur...
beady-eyed coldplay fan library
  04/21/15
people are STILL on facebook? LJL
Chestnut beta philosopher-king piazza
  04/21/15
cr but u dont keep your account alive just to stalk hawt ...
beady-eyed coldplay fan library
  04/21/15
oh i bet you do
Curious thirsty tank stag film
  04/21/15
ofs. i need to get on whatever shit that the tween girls do ...
beady-eyed coldplay fan library
  04/21/15
nah, fuck that shithole
Chestnut beta philosopher-king piazza
  04/21/15
Lol YOU caught feelings. She DID NOT.
Jet histrionic hell boistinker
  04/21/15
not really; see earl's poast below--she's just broken.
beady-eyed coldplay fan library
  04/21/15
do you realize that if a girl is more reluctant to be exclus...
Supple sick institution
  04/21/15
it's #2, ofs. she doesnt lie, and she's told me she has trem...
beady-eyed coldplay fan library
  04/21/15
you can like someone but like fucking others. I did that my ...
medicated circlehead
  04/21/15
as you missed the fuckbuddy scholarship, no, she's not natur...
beady-eyed coldplay fan library
  04/21/15
how could you be monogamous if you were not even facebook of...
medicated circlehead
  04/21/15
lulz, you're flaming. i get it.
beady-eyed coldplay fan library
  04/21/15
I was being serious
medicated circlehead
  04/21/15
of course she lies, she is a woman. dont put her on a pedes...
Supple sick institution
  04/21/15
cr. i'm glad i learned sooner than later that she's fucking ...
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  04/21/15
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Chestnut beta philosopher-king piazza
  04/21/15
sorry man, sounds like you did the right thing. starting ove...
Flesh Rehab
  04/21/15
you both sound disgusting
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  04/21/15
(antisemite)
beady-eyed coldplay fan library
  04/21/15
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emerald stimulating reading party
  04/21/15
still not real convinced you know what a fuckbuddy is
Topaz turdskin
  04/21/15
Is this a situation where she's 21 or so and you're 30 or so...
Pink rough-skinned house
  04/21/15
she's 23. and she's not hot; i've poasted many times that sh...
beady-eyed coldplay fan library
  04/21/15
23 sounds about right I think. These kinds of girls usually...
Pink rough-skinned house
  04/21/15
she's gonna be a 30+ shrew and unable to be in a relship
beady-eyed coldplay fan library
  04/21/15
This isn't an update, it's a novel. TL;DR please?
Sepia Legal Warrant
  04/21/15
he loved a slut, she broke his heart, he pathetically tries ...
Curious thirsty tank stag film
  04/21/15
and they were never facebook official.
medicated circlehead
  04/21/15
tyvmft
snowy misanthropic lettuce
  04/21/15
LOL u got cucked by Sanjeev
Hairraiser Dilemma
  04/21/15
(Sanjeev)
emerald stimulating reading party
  04/21/15
I wish. I would love to cuck DBG with a hot big breasted JAP...
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  04/21/15


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Date: April 20th, 2015 11:55 PM
Author: beady-eyed coldplay fan library

recall she always went out and got blackout drunk w her friends before coming home. a few weeks ago, she showed me a text message from her friend saying that she was so drunk that she was grinding with some nowig co-worker that they call hate, which she didnt even remember. of course, to her, it's nbd because "nothing happened." this was after i'd got on her case about letting guys buy her drinks at bars, which she said is nbd bc she doesn't do anything with them. and after she allowed an ex to buy her lunch and theatre tickets, which she said was nbd bc she didnt do anything with him and just used him for free shit.

i wanted to find out if she was being faithful to our "exclusivity," and i figured i'd come out and ask her by laying a subtle trap. i said something in passing like, "i just want to make sure, have we been exclusive the entire time since you've said you've been exclusive." there was a pause and she said "i went out on two first dates, but i hated both of the guys and nothing happened and i didnt do anything."

i went into full depo mode, and questioned her about it. her story was that her slut homewrecking cousin set her up with one guy, and the other guy is some guy she met in the elevator of her building. she was in full defensive / rationalization mode and not even acknowledging that what she did was wrong, and said jezelel-esque shit like, "how would i know if i wanted to be exclusive unless i tested it out to see how i felt about dating other people.

(i'm not sure if she's being honest and fully disclosing everything and this is all that happened, or if this is just the tip of the iceberg. on one hand, she's not a good liar -- especially when confronted -- and is perfectly open about her shitty selfish behavior because she thinks there's nothing wrong with it and loves to rationalize it. on the other hand, she could have been majorly cucking me.)

she didnt even think it was a big deal and didnt expect me to get MAF, but i laid right into her and told her she's a shitty dishonest person and i can never trust her and i can never be with her, and that's it. i told her that exclusivity is exclusivity, and even if it were just a couple first dates, her behavior is still shit, and i'll never be able to trust her again, especially given her attempts to justify her behavior to me and knowing that she cheated on her 3+ year ex AND RATIONALIZED IT and sees nothing wrong with her actions towards him.

the worst part was really that she went back and forth between rationalizing her behavior and apologizing and crying and saying she's sorry and cares so much about me and thinks we have a future and doesnt want it to end and wants to make it up to me. i just went off on her about what a shitty person she is, and didnt look back and didnt hesitate.

this was all over the phone. 20 minutes later, i sent her a nasty email saying, basically "you may rationalize things not working out and say that it wasn't meant to be and it wasn't going to work out long term anyway, but no matter what, you'll always be a selfish cheater for the rest of your life." and then i blocked her on fb.

it's been 3-4 weeks. i'm totally fucking over her. i barely even think about her. i actually feel better about having her toxic personality out of my life. as a total codependent, i'm genuinely shocked i got over her this quickly.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2859776&forum_id=2#27727937)



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Date: April 20th, 2015 11:57 PM
Author: Harsh crackhouse

soo cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2859776&forum_id=2#27727948)



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Date: April 21st, 2015 12:01 AM
Author: Orange hairless shrine water buffalo

cheers brother. so titcr.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2859776&forum_id=2#27727982)



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Date: April 21st, 2015 12:04 AM
Author: cracking frisky church building

happy for you and happy for the bort

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2859776&forum_id=2#27727997)



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Date: April 21st, 2015 12:07 AM
Author: Onyx passionate really tough guy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2859776&forum_id=2#27728026)



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Date: April 21st, 2015 1:24 PM
Author: copper dashing state death wish



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2859776&forum_id=2#27730517)



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Date: April 21st, 2015 1:28 PM
Author: Rusted trip cumskin new version



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2859776&forum_id=2#27730554)



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Date: April 20th, 2015 11:59 PM
Author: Chestnut beta philosopher-king piazza

cr. this wasn't the right situation for you bro.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2859776&forum_id=2#27727969)



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Date: April 21st, 2015 12:03 AM
Author: beady-eyed coldplay fan library

i dont regret my decision one but in the sense that i could never marry such a dishonest selfish whore who, any time our marriage had a low point, would cheat on me and rationalize it and see nothing wrong with her actions.

BUT even though i'm over her, i objectively realize that it's going to be hard to replace her in two important ways. first is sexual chemistry -- you know it's fucking rare to have a girl with such a 180 sex drive. second is intellectual chemistry -- she truly "gets" me like very few people in life do, and she's super smart and we get along so well and have a blast together.

you can't have everything in a girl, but it might be years before i find someone better than her. in any event, she's not good enough

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2859776&forum_id=2#27727990)



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Date: April 21st, 2015 12:06 AM
Author: Chestnut beta philosopher-king piazza

i hear you. both of those things are really important.

that said, this girl clearly had some deep-seated issues, and those issues, as well as her thought processes w/r/t all that jezebal/feminist bullshit, would make her a shitty mother/wife.

but yeah, you are gonna be missing that sexual chemistry for a while.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2859776&forum_id=2#27728018)



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Date: April 21st, 2015 12:11 AM
Author: beady-eyed coldplay fan library

yeah, she's just such a negative person and brings me down. but most people stay in shitty toxic relationships far longer than they should because the alternative is worse. going back to the drawing board and knowing it could take years to find someone better is a fucking scary thought. i'm suprised i had the balls to end it with her. usually i'm terrible at breaking up with girls and drag shit on for way too long, but she basically forced my hand.

and, btw, nobody mentioned -- did she cuck me or was she honest about the two first dates?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2859776&forum_id=2#27728052)



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Date: April 21st, 2015 12:12 AM
Author: Chestnut beta philosopher-king piazza

yeah, plus how are we gonna gf swap now?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2859776&forum_id=2#27728062)



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Date: April 21st, 2015 12:15 AM
Author: beady-eyed coldplay fan library

cq. i almost feel like sending you n00ds of her. i just might. seriously.

the reality is that she'd be happy to fuck me whenever i wanted to fuck her. in other words, she'd be getting her way of having my BJC but not having to be exclusive with me so she can keep her options open. but i feel like i'd lose my pride if i do that. also, i couldnt just fuck her w/o getting emotionally attached to her.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2859776&forum_id=2#27728079)



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Date: April 21st, 2015 12:16 AM
Author: Chestnut beta philosopher-king piazza

don't be an enabler. you're doing the right thing here by cutting off all contact.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2859776&forum_id=2#27728092)



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Date: April 21st, 2015 12:18 AM
Author: beady-eyed coldplay fan library

ofs.

if i didnt gaf about her, i'd be easy just to make her into an actual fuckbuddy. but we're far beyond that point now and there's too much of an emotional history for us to ever be actual fuckbuddies.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2859776&forum_id=2#27728103)



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Date: April 21st, 2015 12:00 AM
Author: Flatulent Cerise Garrison Jap

(guy poasting 700-word explanation of how he is "totally over" his ex)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2859776&forum_id=2#27727975)



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Date: April 21st, 2015 12:01 AM
Author: Chestnut beta philosopher-king piazza

to be fair, i asked him about it in another thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2859776&forum_id=2#27727979)



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Date: April 21st, 2015 12:04 AM
Author: beady-eyed coldplay fan library



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2859776&forum_id=2#27727991)



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Date: April 21st, 2015 12:06 AM
Author: Flatulent Cerise Garrison Jap

nvm then

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2859776&forum_id=2#27728013)



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Date: April 21st, 2015 12:37 AM
Author: Sapphire adventurous stead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2859776&forum_id=2#27728228)



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Date: April 21st, 2015 12:58 PM
Author: Supple sick institution

ex fuckbuddy who he would not call his girlfriend, but who he expected exclusivity from...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2859776&forum_id=2#27730306)



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Date: April 21st, 2015 1:04 PM
Author: beady-eyed coldplay fan library

obviously you havent followed my fuckbuddy scholarship closely, but i wanted to gf her and she was a jezebel-reading feminazi who didnt like titles etc etc.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2859776&forum_id=2#27730360)



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Date: April 21st, 2015 12:01 AM
Author: Fluffy Indirect Expression National

meanwhile, she went out and got fucked by Darnell 15 minutes after your email

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2859776&forum_id=2#27727980)



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Date: April 21st, 2015 12:04 AM
Author: Onyx passionate really tough guy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2859776&forum_id=2#27727994)



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Date: April 21st, 2015 12:06 AM
Author: beady-eyed coldplay fan library

ofs. from time to time, i cant help but think about how she's obviously had FURLONGS of cock in the past few weeks. but she had 100+ cocks before me, and will have 100+ cocks after me, so do i really give a shit? i'd be more hurt if she somehow found a guy who could fuck her like i did such that she wanted to be exclusive with him.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2859776&forum_id=2#27728020)



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Date: April 21st, 2015 1:17 PM
Author: Aromatic Nowag

More like FATHOMS of cock.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2859776&forum_id=2#27730473)



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Date: April 21st, 2015 1:31 PM
Author: beady-eyed coldplay fan library



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2859776&forum_id=2#27730564)



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Date: April 21st, 2015 1:55 PM
Author: Aromatic Nowag

You were right. Turns out a furlong is a much longer unit of measurement than a fathom.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2859776&forum_id=2#27730746)



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Date: April 21st, 2015 12:02 AM
Author: Avocado School Cafeteria

I don't think fuckbuddy means what you think it does

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2859776&forum_id=2#27727985)



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Date: April 21st, 2015 12:16 AM
Author: beady-eyed coldplay fan library

"fuckbuddy" was and always will be her name to xo.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2859776&forum_id=2#27728094)



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Date: April 21st, 2015 12:04 AM
Author: Onyx passionate really tough guy

gj bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2859776&forum_id=2#27727992)



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Date: April 21st, 2015 12:05 AM
Author: Avocado School Cafeteria

(Tomato Andy)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2859776&forum_id=2#27728011)



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Date: April 21st, 2015 12:22 AM
Author: opaque dead stage

Bro, from a co-dep Jew boy to another, mazel

You can't trust her and that's really important. My girl never cheated, but she did little lies. I can't say one alone made me not trust her, but the totality of her small lies has added up and contributes to my current MEH thinking about her.

My point: you're getting rid of her for the right reason. Plenty of Jewish girls in MFH for you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2859776&forum_id=2#27728129)



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Date: April 21st, 2015 12:27 AM
Author: beady-eyed coldplay fan library

l'chaim!

so, do you think she's being honest about the two first dates, or has she been cucking me? (it doesnt really matter, and i guess i'll never know.)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2859776&forum_id=2#27728160)



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Date: April 21st, 2015 12:28 AM
Author: vivacious idiot theater

not acp

I actually think she's telling the truth because she apparently has no problem saying shit and rationalizing, so I could see her doing some dates and being like nah

how did you not notice? you're exclusive so you probably text a lot, not?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2859776&forum_id=2#27728170)



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Date: April 21st, 2015 12:34 AM
Author: beady-eyed coldplay fan library

if it were two total 1.5 hour mid-week first dates at 8pm, they probably occurred when she was "having dinner with lauren." how would i ever notice unless i read her texts?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2859776&forum_id=2#27728207)



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Date: April 21st, 2015 12:36 AM
Author: vivacious idiot theater

sounds like she's a slut and a liar and a bad person, shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2859776&forum_id=2#27728219)



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Date: April 21st, 2015 12:37 AM
Author: beady-eyed coldplay fan library

cr. can anyone find the thread where she "quasi-cheated" on her 3+ yr ex and i asked if it was really cheating?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2859776&forum_id=2#27728226)



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Date: April 21st, 2015 12:26 AM
Author: beady-eyed coldplay fan library

MY "REBOUND"

y'all remember hot israel ex, rite? the girl who, lookswise to me, was everything fuckbuddy was not: 5'7" 105-110, insane gap, perky A's that i can get in my mouth, amazing legs and little bubble but, visible rib cage, flat stomach, etc. recall i didnt marry her bc she's incompetent at life and would be a shitty life partner. she'd basically given me an ultimatum to marry her or move on; israelis are intense like that.

so, i've been hanging around hot israeli ex a lot. she's a sexual prude and only fucks guys in serious relationships (4 total cocks in her pussy despite being in her 30s) and is an absolutely terrible fuck with low sex drive (but gives awesome head, somehow). she doesnt do casual sex and i cant fuck her again unless i want to marry her.

but i've been spending a ton of time with her and many nights with her. i fucking worship her body and it makes me so happy just to rub her legs or sit next to her with her legs touching mine or to rub her shoulders or to cuddle with her. i'll just jerk off when she's sleeping to blow my load. i dont even have a great desire to fuck her bc she's so bad in bed; i just get off by being in her presence and looking at her and touching her and by the fact that i'm getting attention from her. it's so fucking weird, brehs.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2859776&forum_id=2#27728152)



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Date: April 21st, 2015 12:28 AM
Author: Chestnut beta philosopher-king piazza

go get some new pussy breh

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2859776&forum_id=2#27728165)



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Date: April 21st, 2015 12:32 AM
Author: beady-eyed coldplay fan library

no homo (and i think you agree with me), but i dont like new pussy and think sex is far better if you have a sexual history and an emotional connection with a girl.

plus i dont have RSF-level game, so having to go on 2-5 annoying dates with girls i cant stand only to have shitty sex sounds depressing as fuck.

i'm thinking i'll get my temporary sexual release from my hot israeli ex, and then just focus on dating girls i really like. i just dont want to have to date girls for sex if i cant help it; it's such an annoying waste of time. i'd rather date for gf-seeking.

does that make sense?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2859776&forum_id=2#27728198)



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Date: April 21st, 2015 12:40 AM
Author: Chestnut beta philosopher-king piazza

yes it makes sense. my least satisfying sex is usually ONS sex. but it's not really healthy to be jerking yourself off next to your israeli ex.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2859776&forum_id=2#27728241)



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Date: April 21st, 2015 12:55 AM
Author: beady-eyed coldplay fan library

we were cuddling for a lot of the day yesterday while she wore a tight tank top and little volleyball ass-shorts. i shot ROPES last night, breh. if that's not a fucking healthy use of my STIMSTICK, i dont know what is.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2859776&forum_id=2#27728348)



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Date: April 21st, 2015 1:01 AM
Author: Chestnut beta philosopher-king piazza

was that the most aroused you've been since Kyrgios, N. def. Nadal, R. in the 4R of Wimbledon?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2859776&forum_id=2#27728369)



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Date: April 21st, 2015 1:08 AM
Author: beady-eyed coldplay fan library

cq. it's been a great weekend between that and Djokovic, N. def. Nadal, L. "R." 6-3, 6-3 ON SPICMUD

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2859776&forum_id=2#27728399)



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Date: April 21st, 2015 12:43 AM
Author: bonkers fuchsia mediation

No offense, but you sound like a Major Faggot.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2859776&forum_id=2#27728256)



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Date: April 21st, 2015 1:02 AM
Author: Fragrant Nighttime Principal's Office Main People

yeah that's pretty much the totality of this thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2859776&forum_id=2#27728377)



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Date: April 21st, 2015 1:08 AM
Author: beady-eyed coldplay fan library

who the fuck are you>

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2859776&forum_id=2#27728401)



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Date: April 21st, 2015 1:16 AM
Author: blue windowlicker party of the first part

Yup and sounds severely mentally ill

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2859776&forum_id=2#27728423)



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Date: April 21st, 2015 2:05 AM
Author: Big-titted theater stage

lol'd at both "no offense" and capitalizing of Major Faggot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2859776&forum_id=2#27728558)



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Date: April 21st, 2015 1:09 PM
Author: Jet histrionic hell boistinker

CR. he caught feelings for a fuck buddy then got mad at her for not being exclusive ljl

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2859776&forum_id=2#27730406)



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Date: April 21st, 2015 1:10 PM
Author: beady-eyed coldplay fan library

she agreed to be exclusive, you illiterate dumb fuck.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2859776&forum_id=2#27730414)



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Date: April 21st, 2015 1:19 PM
Author: bonkers fuchsia mediation

AND THEN I SAYS, I SAYS...!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2859776&forum_id=2#27730489)



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Date: April 21st, 2015 1:25 PM
Author: Curious thirsty tank stag film



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2859776&forum_id=2#27730519)



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Date: April 21st, 2015 1:05 AM
Author: charcoal jew locus

i thought this was TT, wtf

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2859776&forum_id=2#27728386)



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Date: April 21st, 2015 3:25 AM
Author: lascivious arrogant space

(Charles Swann)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2859776&forum_id=2#27728698)



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Date: April 21st, 2015 12:56 PM
Author: beady-eyed coldplay fan library

?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2859776&forum_id=2#27730292)



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Date: April 21st, 2015 3:32 PM
Author: emerald stimulating reading party

(Jew unfamiliar with the greatest Jewish artist in history)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2859776&forum_id=2#27731475)



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Date: April 21st, 2015 3:31 PM
Author: emerald stimulating reading party

823493482374234 reference my nigga

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2859776&forum_id=2#27731469)



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Date: April 21st, 2015 12:57 PM
Author: Titillating Home Corn Cake

I will always stand by you DBG

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2859776&forum_id=2#27730297)



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Date: April 21st, 2015 1:06 PM
Author: beady-eyed coldplay fan library

l'chaim

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2859776&forum_id=2#27730379)



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Date: April 21st, 2015 1:25 PM
Author: Flesh Rehab



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2859776&forum_id=2#27730522)



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Date: April 21st, 2015 3:32 PM
Author: emerald stimulating reading party



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2859776&forum_id=2#27731478)



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Date: April 21st, 2015 1:01 PM
Author: medicated circlehead

what even happened here. I read this like 8 times. You dated a blackout drinker (commendable -- usually I do the same), and when you first went on a date or two she was simultaneously going out on 2 other dates?

dude I have like 8 first-third dates going on with girls right now. I am not exclusive with anyone as we are not dating and I am a blackout drunk so who the hell knows where shit winds up in the end of the night.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2859776&forum_id=2#27730329)



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Date: April 21st, 2015 1:02 PM
Author: Supple sick institution

DBG caught feelings for his promiscuous fuckbuddy. She is a special unicorn and cannot be held down by things like commitment.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2859776&forum_id=2#27730342)



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Date: April 21st, 2015 1:06 PM
Author: beady-eyed coldplay fan library

we caught feelings for each other and she reluctantly agreed to be exclusive with me because she loved my BJC and i fucked her better than the 100+ cocks she'd had before.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2859776&forum_id=2#27730377)



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Date: April 21st, 2015 1:07 PM
Author: medicated circlehead

ok you caught feelings.. but how many dates have you gone on. Did you make if facebook official (if not idk man might be out of luck), did you talk regularly?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2859776&forum_id=2#27730392)



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Date: April 21st, 2015 1:09 PM
Author: beady-eyed coldplay fan library

this went on for almost a year, breh. we've traveled together and seen each other almost every night at times. u must have missed all the fuckbuddy scholarship.

and lol @ facebook official. ive never put a relship on facebook in my life. im not a shitmillennial.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2859776&forum_id=2#27730408)



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Date: April 21st, 2015 1:10 PM
Author: medicated circlehead

ok I did miss the supra stuff. But idk man facebook official is kind of necessary for exclusivity

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2859776&forum_id=2#27730413)



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Date: April 21st, 2015 1:11 PM
Author: beady-eyed coldplay fan library

lol fb official is some shit for insecure faggots and millennials. i've had serious loyal relationships in the past, and never had an issue despite not being fb official.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2859776&forum_id=2#27730427)



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Date: April 21st, 2015 1:26 PM
Author: medicated circlehead

bet if you were fb official this shit wouldn't have happened, just saying

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2859776&forum_id=2#27730529)



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Date: April 21st, 2015 1:32 PM
Author: beady-eyed coldplay fan library

lulz at this 158 lsat logic, breh. because fb official relationships never end and people in fb official never cheat?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2859776&forum_id=2#27730572)



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Date: April 21st, 2015 1:35 PM
Author: medicated circlehead

you will never know, now will you

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2859776&forum_id=2#27730592)



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Date: April 21st, 2015 1:35 PM
Author: Violent goal in life



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2859776&forum_id=2#27730596)



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Date: April 21st, 2015 1:37 PM
Author: beady-eyed coldplay fan library

lol, if any future relationship i'm in is dependent on a fb status update, i'd rather not make that fb status update and see what happens.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2859776&forum_id=2#27730605)



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Date: April 21st, 2015 1:47 PM
Author: medicated circlehead

seems like you already know what happens when you don't make it fb official.....

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2859776&forum_id=2#27730686)



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Date: April 21st, 2015 1:52 PM
Author: beady-eyed coldplay fan library

lol this is starting to get into sub-140 lsat logic breh. ur smarter than that.`



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2859776&forum_id=2#27730723)



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Date: April 21st, 2015 1:54 PM
Author: Chestnut beta philosopher-king piazza

people are STILL on facebook?

LJL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2859776&forum_id=2#27730737)



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Date: April 21st, 2015 2:07 PM
Author: beady-eyed coldplay fan library

cr

but u dont keep your account alive just to stalk hawt girls, breh?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2859776&forum_id=2#27730810)



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Date: April 21st, 2015 2:08 PM
Author: Curious thirsty tank stag film

oh i bet you do

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2859776&forum_id=2#27730819)



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Date: April 21st, 2015 2:11 PM
Author: beady-eyed coldplay fan library

ofs. i need to get on whatever shit that the tween girls do now. what do i need to know -- kik?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2859776&forum_id=2#27730833)



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Date: April 21st, 2015 2:09 PM
Author: Chestnut beta philosopher-king piazza

nah, fuck that shithole

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2859776&forum_id=2#27730824)



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Date: April 21st, 2015 1:10 PM
Author: Jet histrionic hell boistinker

Lol YOU caught feelings. She DID NOT.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2859776&forum_id=2#27730415)



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Date: April 21st, 2015 1:13 PM
Author: beady-eyed coldplay fan library

not really; see earl's poast below--she's just broken.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2859776&forum_id=2#27730446)



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Date: April 21st, 2015 1:11 PM
Author: Supple sick institution

do you realize that if a girl is more reluctant to be exclusive than you are it is a sign that (1) you have caught feelings a lot more than she has or (2) she is irreparably broken.

Sounds like #2 here.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2859776&forum_id=2#27730426)



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Date: April 21st, 2015 1:12 PM
Author: beady-eyed coldplay fan library

it's #2, ofs. she doesnt lie, and she's told me she has tremendous feelings for me. she's definitely broken. we know that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2859776&forum_id=2#27730443)



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Date: April 21st, 2015 1:13 PM
Author: medicated circlehead

you can like someone but like fucking others. I did that my entire life. Who cares dude if you connect emotionally what is the difference if she is fucking other dudes blacked out drunk?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2859776&forum_id=2#27730451)



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Date: April 21st, 2015 1:33 PM
Author: beady-eyed coldplay fan library

as you missed the fuckbuddy scholarship, no, she's not naturally monogamous. i am.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2859776&forum_id=2#27730584)



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Date: April 21st, 2015 2:00 PM
Author: medicated circlehead

how could you be monogamous if you were not even facebook official????

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2859776&forum_id=2#27730769)



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Date: April 21st, 2015 2:07 PM
Author: beady-eyed coldplay fan library

lulz, you're flaming. i get it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2859776&forum_id=2#27730813)



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Date: April 21st, 2015 2:40 PM
Author: medicated circlehead

I was being serious

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2859776&forum_id=2#27731038)



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Date: April 21st, 2015 1:23 PM
Author: Supple sick institution

of course she lies, she is a woman. dont put her on a pedestal - she literally fucks hundreds of men.

whether you categorize it as she does not care about you to be exclusive, or she is too much of a special flower to be exclusive, you wanted something more than she did. Which you should have known since you have been fucking this chick for months and she did not at any point want to become exclusive...

In any event, it was never going to work out so good thing you are moving on.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2859776&forum_id=2#27730513)



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Date: April 21st, 2015 1:34 PM
Author: beady-eyed coldplay fan library

cr. i'm glad i learned sooner than later that she's fucking liar and would have cheated and rationalized it if we weremarried.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2859776&forum_id=2#27730590)



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Date: April 21st, 2015 1:51 PM
Author: Chestnut beta philosopher-king piazza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2859776&forum_id=2#27730718)



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Date: April 21st, 2015 1:14 PM
Author: Flesh Rehab

sorry man, sounds like you did the right thing. starting over is hard

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2859776&forum_id=2#27730458)



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Date: April 21st, 2015 1:27 PM
Author: vibrant bat shit crazy whorehouse

you both sound disgusting

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2859776&forum_id=2#27730539)



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Date: April 21st, 2015 1:37 PM
Author: beady-eyed coldplay fan library

(antisemite)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2859776&forum_id=2#27730608)



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Date: April 21st, 2015 3:49 PM
Author: emerald stimulating reading party



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2859776&forum_id=2#27731588)



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Date: April 21st, 2015 2:13 PM
Author: Topaz turdskin

still not real convinced you know what a fuckbuddy is

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2859776&forum_id=2#27730842)



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Date: April 21st, 2015 2:28 PM
Author: Pink rough-skinned house

Is this a situation where she's 21 or so and you're 30 or so? If so, this is par for the course, no surprise there. You even used the term FB....

Your reaction to the situation seems pretty typical. Older guy super jealous of hot young FB, whoah! huge surprise there.

And you're obviously not over her (lol) but give it time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2859776&forum_id=2#27730940)



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Date: April 21st, 2015 2:32 PM
Author: beady-eyed coldplay fan library

she's 23. and she's not hot; i've poasted many times that she's an objective 6.5 and a subjective 5.5 (because i dont give a flying fuck about her DDD tits and think it's a negative). obviously, she can get FURLONGS of cock. what girl cant?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2859776&forum_id=2#27730980)



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Date: April 21st, 2015 2:44 PM
Author: Pink rough-skinned house

23 sounds about right I think. These kinds of girls usually calm down at 24/25 or so in my experience.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2859776&forum_id=2#27731069)



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Date: April 21st, 2015 3:00 PM
Author: beady-eyed coldplay fan library

she's gonna be a 30+ shrew and unable to be in a relship



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2859776&forum_id=2#27731241)



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Date: April 21st, 2015 2:29 PM
Author: Sepia Legal Warrant

This isn't an update, it's a novel. TL;DR please?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2859776&forum_id=2#27730952)



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Date: April 21st, 2015 2:43 PM
Author: Curious thirsty tank stag film

he loved a slut, she broke his heart, he pathetically tries to spin the facts to mean something else

or

it's just pensive looking for a post count thread because he's a dumbfuck that way

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2859776&forum_id=2#27731062)



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Date: April 21st, 2015 2:54 PM
Author: medicated circlehead

and they were never facebook official.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2859776&forum_id=2#27731172)



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Date: April 21st, 2015 3:12 PM
Author: snowy misanthropic lettuce

tyvmft

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2859776&forum_id=2#27731317)



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Date: April 21st, 2015 3:36 PM
Author: Hairraiser Dilemma

LOL u got cucked by Sanjeev

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2859776&forum_id=2#27731511)



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Date: April 21st, 2015 3:51 PM
Author: emerald stimulating reading party

(Sanjeev)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2859776&forum_id=2#27731597)



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Date: April 21st, 2015 3:52 PM
Author: Hairraiser Dilemma

I wish. I would love to cuck DBG with a hot big breasted JAP. I love that type and they are freaks in bed

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2859776&forum_id=2#27731601)