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Date: April 28th, 2015 8:53 AM
Author: passionate mediation stag film

We can't hold the line much longer! Send the insursnce defense batallion from Pitsburgh!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2866133&forum_id=2#27776574)



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Date: April 28th, 2015 8:56 AM
Author: Flatulent heaven

They've already been pushed out of their lowrise projects office, and have retreated to the tower

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2866133&forum_id=2#27776580)



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Date: April 28th, 2015 8:59 AM
Author: curious plum locus

(pro bono clients storm the office)

"Hey guys, cut it out, ow! My glasses cost several hundred dollars! I don't think that carpet is fireproof! Hey, we'll call you if we ever get a settlement check for you from the Department of Education! Guys?"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2866133&forum_id=2#27776585)



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Date: April 28th, 2015 9:43 AM
Author: Cerise dragon

A bloodied 1st year associate busts open the roof hatch as feral youths claw and tear at his legs, ripping off strips of his Jos A Bank Executive Gabardine Pleated Wool Pants. He manages to kick himself free and hoist his dangling legs onto the roof. One of his Florsheims doesn't make it. A small price to pay for the glorious scene that awaits him. Before him rises the DLA Piper, A Global Firm (tm), Signal Beacon. He rubs his eyes as if waking from a dream. The legendary beacon was constructed by the ancient race of Piper Rudnick LLP, proud men who once governed a fair and just firm but who now lived scattered among the forests, bogs and caves of the world, their realm shattered by the 2005 merger. The beacon consists of four ivory pillars, supporting a roof protecting an obsidian altar below. Cool to the touch, its sides are adorned with skillfully carved depictions of Piper Rudnick managing partners of old. Maskowitz the Mad. Cohen the Unready. Their features look otherworldly, angelic. The associate runs his fingers across the ridges and grooves, feeling the outline of their faces. Drawing inspiration from the heroes of deals past.

The moment of reflection is interrupted by a sudden crash, a grotesque young hand of color has burst through the roof hatch and is now flailing around blindly for flesh to rend. A brisk spring wind brings up the sound of screams from the streets below. The associate takes a deep breath and calmly pulls the blackberry out of the chest pocket of his Traveler Wrinkle-Free Slim Fit shirt. He loads Carpe Diem. Typing now. Frantic. "0.2 - Lit the signal beacons". He pauses, recalls the Zeke Morris post from the Biglaw Advice thread from the day before. "0.5 - Coordinated and discussed with team re: lighting the signal beacons...". These duties extinguished, he trades the blackberry for a set of matches from his back pocket. He's trembling now. Not only from the cool April breeze whipping off the Atlantic but also for the fact that, deep down, he knows he's not given adequate notice to his team that he would be beaten to bloody pulp by youths of color on the rooftop. No matter. Summer associates will arrive soon. They'll fight on without him. It takes a few tries to light the match, he's shaking violently now. Finally it ignites. He immediately throws the match into the hollowed out center of the altar.

A brilliant blaze erupts, throwing him backwards against the AC unit and scorching his ginger unibrow. The fire singes away the swollen clouds of a cool mid-Atlantic evening. Just a few seconds later. A reciprocal blaze from across the Delmarva. "My god!! We're saved!! The fires of Wilmington burn bright!". Far off in the distance, more lights. Stars lighting up the sky. A celestial trail stretching towards Atlantic City. Now Philadelphia. Trenton. New York City. Pittsburgh. Another crash. He realizes that he'll be dead within minutes. A corpse without a head and a lawyer without a name. But reinforcements would arrive to avenge him. Troops were no doubt already massing within the fiery frontiers of DLA's realms. Barrel chested litigators from New York with fists of stone and limp-dicked WUSTL men who fought with a frenzy and vigor reminiscent of the Old Norse berserkers. He smiles now as the youths of color swarm him, removing his limbs from his body, stretching him in every direction, tearing off limbs as if his component parts were being removed for future reassembly. "Thanllll" his severed head groans as a protesting youth hoists it triumphantly. All black now. His duty is done.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2866133&forum_id=2#27776783)



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Date: April 28th, 2015 9:47 AM
Author: mint area indirect expression

Yes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2866133&forum_id=2#27776796)



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Date: April 28th, 2015 10:02 AM
Author: Sepia thriller mexican

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Date: April 28th, 2015 10:07 AM
Author: Know-it-all nursing home boistinker



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Date: April 28th, 2015 10:17 AM
Author: khaki trailer park headpube

Amazing.

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Date: April 28th, 2015 10:20 AM
Author: Aphrodisiac hairy legs macaca

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Date: April 28th, 2015 10:21 AM
Author: irradiated field immigrant



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Date: April 28th, 2015 10:22 AM
Author: Hyperventilating jewess

Superb.

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Date: April 28th, 2015 10:30 AM
Author: useless internet-worthy market tank

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Date: April 28th, 2015 10:45 AM
Author: passionate mediation stag film

Neumann Morgenste bursts through the lobby doors atop a stallion, decapitating a protestor with one mighty swing of his great sword.

The beleaguered and battered summer associates, exhausted from a night of gallantly holding the elevator bank, collapse at his side. "Thank the gods, you've arrived!"

"Don't thank the gods" belts NMTP. His horse bucks wildly as they charge into the stairwell. "Thanl the scholarship!"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2866133&forum_id=2#27777044)



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Date: April 28th, 2015 12:08 PM
Author: Cerise dragon

lmfao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2866133&forum_id=2#27777620)



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Date: April 29th, 2015 2:35 AM
Author: Laughsome canary really tough guy space



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Date: April 29th, 2015 10:39 AM
Author: Hyperventilating jewess

TYVMFTMB

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Date: April 6th, 2021 10:19 PM
Author: Bateful church building main people



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Date: April 28th, 2015 10:48 AM
Author: chestnut roommate



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Date: April 28th, 2015 10:51 AM
Author: startling set



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Date: April 28th, 2015 11:00 AM
Author: Haunting affirmative action



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Date: April 28th, 2015 5:07 PM
Author: passionate mediation stag film



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Date: April 29th, 2015 1:50 AM
Author: house-broken lemon weed whacker cuckold

meh

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Date: April 29th, 2015 1:56 AM
Author: azure tripping shitlib

Fuck off. You do better.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2866133&forum_id=2#27783618)



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Date: June 9th, 2016 2:54 AM
Author: Mewling spot

wrong

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2866133&forum_id=2#30658864)



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Date: April 29th, 2015 2:30 AM
Author: Lime Hospital

Your best work. Thanks for the chuckles.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2866133&forum_id=2#27783702)



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Date: April 29th, 2015 3:47 AM
Author: misunderstood ruddy volcanic crater

holy shit

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Date: April 29th, 2015 4:42 AM
Author: rambunctious diverse milk useless brakes

Wtf 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2866133&forum_id=2#27783932)



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Date: April 29th, 2015 7:40 AM
Author: Tantric Wine Address Depressive

Is one good lawyer's life worth the protection of scholarship?

Yes, yes it is.

*standing tall, head down and eyes closed, fist in the air, finally he opens his eyes*

"We fight on. For Shaddix. For the scholarship."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2866133&forum_id=2#27784054)



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Date: June 8th, 2016 8:18 PM
Author: Tantric Wine Address Depressive



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2866133&forum_id=2#30656333)



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Date: June 8th, 2016 8:22 PM
Author: Mewling spot

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Date: June 8th, 2016 8:23 PM
Author: Swashbuckling umber dopamine

Did not read

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2866133&forum_id=2#30656383)



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Date: June 8th, 2016 8:29 PM
Author: Mewling spot

dont be intimidated as i was at 1st

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2866133&forum_id=2#30656433)



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Date: August 1st, 2018 1:22 PM
Author: Peach Kink-friendly Queen Of The Night



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Date: August 1st, 2018 1:50 PM
Author: Bull headed azn scourge upon the earth



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Date: April 6th, 2021 10:14 PM
Author: passionate mediation stag film



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Date: April 6th, 2021 10:15 PM
Author: yellow territorial haunted graveyard

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Date: April 6th, 2021 10:18 PM
Author: Bateful church building main people



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Date: June 8th, 2016 8:19 PM
Author: underhanded jade rehab



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Date: June 8th, 2016 8:23 PM
Author: passionate mediation stag film

I was about to give the OP a 180 until I realized it was my thread.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2866133&forum_id=2#30656384)



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Date: June 8th, 2016 8:30 PM
Author: underhanded jade rehab

Love it when that happens

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2866133&forum_id=2#30656444)



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Date: November 28th, 2017 7:25 AM
Author: passionate mediation stag film



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Date: August 1st, 2018 1:16 PM
Author: Tantric Wine Address Depressive



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Date: August 1st, 2018 2:00 PM
Author: godawful ultramarine shrine



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Date: April 6th, 2021 10:14 PM
Author: Bateful church building main people



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