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Paul Weiss crushed it with Wells Report. Not one typo.

That I can find anyway. I'm sure there are a lot of highfiv...
anal alcoholic tattoo
  05/07/15
lmao.
copper pistol
  05/07/15
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Titillating indian lodge roast beef
  05/07/15
there was a missing comma in like the second line on the ver...
scarlet cracking persian
  05/07/15
agree to disagree.
anal alcoholic tattoo
  05/07/15
hi paul, weiss!
scarlet cracking persian
  05/07/15
That error is so frequent (same with after year or other dat...
hilarious aromatic kitty cat travel guidebook
  05/07/15
What about the use of the passive voice on the very first pa...
confused faggot firefighter ratface
  05/07/15
(Non lawyer)
infuriating maize roommate haunted graveyard
  05/07/15
Didnt they define their firm as "Paul, Weiss"? Sor...
Crusty Nibblets Native
  05/07/15
That was horrible.
Talking Digit Ratio Sweet Tailpipe
  05/07/15
yeah and I guess if we're going to get super nit picky the t...
Razzle-dazzle territorial shrine
  05/07/15
they also nonchalantly refer to the AFC and NFC in the first...
orange jew
  05/07/15
What's wrong with that? They can't be Paul. He's from the ...
dashing flickering indirect expression
  05/07/15
They have two different headings for "Background."...
irradiated chocolate garrison
  05/07/15
the associates must be shaking in their boots worrying that ...
Razzle-dazzle territorial shrine
  05/07/15
The prose is fine, especially considering he wrote all of it...
Talking Digit Ratio Sweet Tailpipe
  05/07/15
i think what the media missed on that is that the rules requ...
Razzle-dazzle territorial shrine
  05/07/15
What is beyond a reasonable doubt in percentages? Because th...
Talking Digit Ratio Sweet Tailpipe
  05/07/15
(NOT Sarah Koenig)
Contagious pea-brained faggotry
  05/07/15
did you actually read the whole report?
appetizing transparent electric furnace
  05/07/15
yep
Talking Digit Ratio Sweet Tailpipe
  05/07/15
The spacing of the ellipses is not uniform
confused faggot firefighter ratface
  05/07/15
...
silver heady multi-billionaire
  05/07/15
i don't understand this. it seems so bizarre that they would...
motley double fault
  05/07/15
http://www.exponent.com/
Talking Digit Ratio Sweet Tailpipe
  05/07/15
Why? Law firms are the ideal henchmen.
dashing flickering indirect expression
  05/07/15
ljl at a major white shoe firm being retained to figure out ...
silver heady multi-billionaire
  05/07/15
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garnet flatulent fortuitous meteor
  05/07/15
LJL at calling that kike give a white shoe firm.
Glittery Slate Office Coffee Pot
  05/07/15
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Underhanded Blood Rage Business Firm
  05/07/15
this is the kind of writing 'product' that lawyers work on a...
appetizing transparent electric furnace
  05/07/15
...
garnet flatulent fortuitous meteor
  05/07/15
Honest question: Who the fuck was paying literally hundreds ...
Poppy Fat Ankles Temple
  05/07/15
"it also is our view that it is more probable than not ...
free-loading ebony theater
  05/07/15
"Who the fuck is....ohhh, got it."
Soul-stirring Thirsty Quadroon Internal Respiration
  05/07/15
McNally: Tom sucks...im going make that next ball a fuckin b...
motley double fault
  05/07/15
180. i'm gonna buy that bro dinner
Soul-stirring Thirsty Quadroon Internal Respiration
  05/07/15
Figure 18. Screen capture images of the digital 3-dimensiona...
Violent hairraiser keepsake machete
  05/07/15
just fill up a bathtub bro
Talking Digit Ratio Sweet Tailpipe
  05/07/15
*partner emails sr. associate* *sr. associate emails jr.* ...
silver heady multi-billionaire
  05/07/15
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naked costumed abode deer antler
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comical regret
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sooty point
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stimulating newt
  05/07/15
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Balding trip kitchen alpha
  05/07/15
loled twice. *Paul, Weiss
hilarious aromatic kitty cat travel guidebook
  05/07/15
bill for "fact gathering" and pad like hell OFS
abnormal splenetic institution
  05/07/15
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ocher hyperactive gunner hospital
  10/12/16
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silver heady multi-billionaire
  04/25/16
lmao, brady comes off like such a douchebag in all of these ...
motley double fault
  05/07/15
Hey bud we're all good
free-loading ebony theater
  05/07/15
I fucking laughed so hard. Ty, OP.
dashing flickering indirect expression
  05/07/15
you bet you're sweet ass there are
stimulating newt
  05/07/15
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Aphrodisiac ticket booth
  10/12/16


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Date: May 7th, 2015 11:55 AM
Author: anal alcoholic tattoo

That I can find anyway. I'm sure there are a lot of highfives going around the associate ranks today.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2874077&forum_id=2#27840854)



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Date: May 7th, 2015 11:58 AM
Author: copper pistol

lmao.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2874077&forum_id=2#27840869)



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Date: May 7th, 2015 11:59 AM
Author: Titillating indian lodge roast beef



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2874077&forum_id=2#27840873)



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Date: May 7th, 2015 12:00 PM
Author: scarlet cracking persian

there was a missing comma in like the second line on the very first page

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2874077&forum_id=2#27840879)



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Date: May 7th, 2015 12:03 PM
Author: anal alcoholic tattoo

agree to disagree.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2874077&forum_id=2#27840902)



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Date: May 7th, 2015 8:27 PM
Author: scarlet cracking persian

hi paul, weiss!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2874077&forum_id=2#27844287)



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Date: May 7th, 2015 2:02 PM
Author: hilarious aromatic kitty cat travel guidebook

That error is so frequent (same with after year or other date terms) that I've had partners "correct" my correction of it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2874077&forum_id=2#27841658)



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Date: May 7th, 2015 2:09 PM
Author: confused faggot firefighter ratface

What about the use of the passive voice on the very first page?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2874077&forum_id=2#27841720)



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Date: May 7th, 2015 8:49 PM
Author: infuriating maize roommate haunted graveyard

(Non lawyer)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2874077&forum_id=2#27844464)



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Date: May 7th, 2015 12:06 PM
Author: Crusty Nibblets Native

Didnt they define their firm as "Paul, Weiss"? Sorry, done here.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2874077&forum_id=2#27840922)



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Date: May 7th, 2015 1:54 PM
Author: Talking Digit Ratio Sweet Tailpipe

That was horrible.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2874077&forum_id=2#27841593)



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Date: May 7th, 2015 1:56 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle territorial shrine

yeah and I guess if we're going to get super nit picky the teams after their introduction the teams are referred to only as the "Patriots" and the "Colts" however they're never defined as such.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2874077&forum_id=2#27841613)



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Date: May 7th, 2015 2:48 PM
Author: orange jew

they also nonchalantly refer to the AFC and NFC in the first paragraphy, without any definition, but then *after* that refer for the first time to "the National Football League (the "NFL" or the "League")."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2874077&forum_id=2#27841945)



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Date: May 7th, 2015 8:24 PM
Author: dashing flickering indirect expression

What's wrong with that? They can't be Paul. He's from the Bible. PW probably would have been better.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2874077&forum_id=2#27844262)



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Date: May 7th, 2015 12:10 PM
Author: irradiated chocolate garrison

They have two different headings for "Background." Fail.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2874077&forum_id=2#27840963)



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Date: May 7th, 2015 1:53 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle territorial shrine

the associates must be shaking in their boots worrying that one of the news outlets will report on this egregious error.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2874077&forum_id=2#27841590)



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Date: May 7th, 2015 1:55 PM
Author: Talking Digit Ratio Sweet Tailpipe

The prose is fine, especially considering he wrote all of it with Roger Goodell's cock deep down his throat. His weak, vacillating conclusions about Brady shock the conscience.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2874077&forum_id=2#27841607)



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Date: May 7th, 2015 1:58 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle territorial shrine

i think what the media missed on that is that the rules require a finding by a preponderance of the evidence and preponderance of the evidence is defined to mean more likely than not.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2874077&forum_id=2#27841630)



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Date: May 7th, 2015 1:59 PM
Author: Talking Digit Ratio Sweet Tailpipe

What is beyond a reasonable doubt in percentages? Because the physics nerds said 99.4%. That's electric chair bro.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2874077&forum_id=2#27841641)



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Date: May 7th, 2015 2:27 PM
Author: Contagious pea-brained faggotry

(NOT Sarah Koenig)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2874077&forum_id=2#27841826)



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Date: May 7th, 2015 2:05 PM
Author: appetizing transparent electric furnace

did you actually read the whole report?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2874077&forum_id=2#27841681)



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Date: May 7th, 2015 2:06 PM
Author: Talking Digit Ratio Sweet Tailpipe

yep

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2874077&forum_id=2#27841689)



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Date: May 7th, 2015 1:59 PM
Author: confused faggot firefighter ratface

The spacing of the ellipses is not uniform

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2874077&forum_id=2#27841636)



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Date: May 7th, 2015 7:43 PM
Author: silver heady multi-billionaire



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2874077&forum_id=2#27844007)



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Date: May 7th, 2015 2:00 PM
Author: motley double fault

i don't understand this. it seems so bizarre that they would have a law firm conduct this investigation.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2874077&forum_id=2#27841648)



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Date: May 7th, 2015 2:01 PM
Author: Talking Digit Ratio Sweet Tailpipe

http://www.exponent.com/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2874077&forum_id=2#27841655)



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Date: May 7th, 2015 8:25 PM
Author: dashing flickering indirect expression

Why? Law firms are the ideal henchmen.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2874077&forum_id=2#27844268)



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Date: May 7th, 2015 2:01 PM
Author: silver heady multi-billionaire

ljl at a major white shoe firm being retained to figure out whether some jock-itch high school dropout improperly inflated footballs

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2874077&forum_id=2#27841653)



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Date: May 7th, 2015 2:57 PM
Author: garnet flatulent fortuitous meteor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2874077&forum_id=2#27842003)



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Date: May 7th, 2015 8:19 PM
Author: Glittery Slate Office Coffee Pot

LJL at calling that kike give a white shoe firm.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2874077&forum_id=2#27844219)



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Date: May 7th, 2015 8:32 PM
Author: Underhanded Blood Rage Business Firm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2874077&forum_id=2#27844321)



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Date: May 7th, 2015 2:22 PM
Author: appetizing transparent electric furnace

this is the kind of writing 'product' that lawyers work on all day? and for this you are paid well?

jfc, i should have gone to law school.

https://s3.amazonaws.com/s3.documentcloud.org/documents/2073730/investigative-report-on-a-f-c-championship-game.pdf

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2874077&forum_id=2#27841798)



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Date: May 7th, 2015 2:58 PM
Author: garnet flatulent fortuitous meteor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2874077&forum_id=2#27842009)



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Date: May 7th, 2015 2:26 PM
Author: Poppy Fat Ankles Temple

Honest question: Who the fuck was paying literally hundreds of thousands of dollars to repackage everything your drunk bro on the couch knew?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2874077&forum_id=2#27841819)



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Date: May 7th, 2015 2:30 PM
Author: free-loading ebony theater

"it also is our view that it is more probable than not that Tom Brady (the quarterback for the Patriots)"

THANKS FOR THAT NECESSARY PAREN

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2874077&forum_id=2#27841836)



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Date: May 7th, 2015 2:32 PM
Author: Soul-stirring Thirsty Quadroon Internal Respiration

"Who the fuck is....ohhh, got it."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2874077&forum_id=2#27841849)



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Date: May 7th, 2015 2:31 PM
Author: motley double fault

McNally: Tom sucks...im going make that next ball a fuckin balloon

McNally: Fuck tom....make sure the pump is attached to the needle.....fuckin watermelons coming

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2874077&forum_id=2#27841848)



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Date: May 7th, 2015 2:32 PM
Author: Soul-stirring Thirsty Quadroon Internal Respiration

180. i'm gonna buy that bro dinner

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2874077&forum_id=2#27841850)



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Date: May 7th, 2015 2:45 PM
Author: Violent hairraiser keepsake machete

Figure 18. Screen capture images of the digital 3-dimensional model of the football, which was obtained by high-resolution laser scans and used to calculate the volume of the football.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2874077&forum_id=2#27841933)



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Date: May 7th, 2015 4:15 PM
Author: Talking Digit Ratio Sweet Tailpipe

just fill up a bathtub bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2874077&forum_id=2#27842469)



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Date: May 7th, 2015 4:17 PM
Author: silver heady multi-billionaire

*partner emails sr. associate*

*sr. associate emails jr.*

*jr. informs sr. that there is no bathtub in the Paul Weiss office building*

*fast forward 10 minutes: jr. is in handicapped stall, loading footballs into the shitter and attempting to measure the water as it spills out*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2874077&forum_id=2#27842494)



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Date: May 7th, 2015 7:51 PM
Author: naked costumed abode deer antler



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2874077&forum_id=2#27844050)



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Date: May 7th, 2015 7:54 PM
Author: comical regret



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2874077&forum_id=2#27844068)



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Date: May 7th, 2015 8:23 PM
Author: sooty point



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2874077&forum_id=2#27844256)



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Date: May 7th, 2015 8:29 PM
Author: stimulating newt



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2874077&forum_id=2#27844300)



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Date: May 7th, 2015 8:45 PM
Author: Balding trip kitchen alpha



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2874077&forum_id=2#27844424)



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Date: May 7th, 2015 8:45 PM
Author: hilarious aromatic kitty cat travel guidebook

loled twice.

*Paul, Weiss

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2874077&forum_id=2#27844425)



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Date: May 7th, 2015 8:48 PM
Author: abnormal splenetic institution

bill for "fact gathering" and pad like hell OFS

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2874077&forum_id=2#27844453)



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Date: October 12th, 2016 12:26 PM
Author: ocher hyperactive gunner hospital



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2874077&forum_id=2#31623890)



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Date: April 25th, 2016 12:53 PM
Author: silver heady multi-billionaire



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2874077&forum_id=2#30343084)



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Date: May 7th, 2015 7:53 PM
Author: motley double fault

lmao, brady comes off like such a douchebag in all of these texts/communications.

what a little shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2874077&forum_id=2#27844060)



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Date: May 7th, 2015 9:08 PM
Author: free-loading ebony theater

Hey bud we're all good

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2874077&forum_id=2#27844651)



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Date: May 7th, 2015 8:22 PM
Author: dashing flickering indirect expression

I fucking laughed so hard. Ty, OP.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2874077&forum_id=2#27844243)



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Date: May 7th, 2015 8:28 PM
Author: stimulating newt

you bet you're sweet ass there are

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2874077&forum_id=2#27844294)



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Date: October 12th, 2016 12:21 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac ticket booth



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2874077&forum_id=2#31623860)