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Paul Weiss crushed it with Wells Report. Not one typo.

That I can find anyway. I'm sure there are a lot of highfiv...
Chestnut bossy turdskin
  05/07/15
lmao.
free-loading out-of-control new version
  05/07/15
...
magenta address
  05/07/15
there was a missing comma in like the second line on the ver...
mahogany pea-brained parlour pistol
  05/07/15
agree to disagree.
Chestnut bossy turdskin
  05/07/15
hi paul, weiss!
mahogany pea-brained parlour pistol
  05/07/15
That error is so frequent (same with after year or other dat...
odious demanding stead
  05/07/15
What about the use of the passive voice on the very first pa...
sienna stag film toaster
  05/07/15
(Non lawyer)
dashing bonkers immigrant tattoo
  05/07/15
Didnt they define their firm as "Paul, Weiss"? Sor...
richard clock
  05/07/15
That was horrible.
Cracking Elite Step-uncle's House Hissy Fit
  05/07/15
yeah and I guess if we're going to get super nit picky the t...
Medicated church
  05/07/15
they also nonchalantly refer to the AFC and NFC in the first...
Maize violent area
  05/07/15
What's wrong with that? They can't be Paul. He's from the ...
Opaque Startling Cuck
  05/07/15
They have two different headings for "Background."...
lascivious sickened den quadroon
  05/07/15
the associates must be shaking in their boots worrying that ...
Medicated church
  05/07/15
The prose is fine, especially considering he wrote all of it...
Cracking Elite Step-uncle's House Hissy Fit
  05/07/15
i think what the media missed on that is that the rules requ...
Medicated church
  05/07/15
What is beyond a reasonable doubt in percentages? Because th...
Cracking Elite Step-uncle's House Hissy Fit
  05/07/15
(NOT Sarah Koenig)
filthy saffron jap hospital
  05/07/15
did you actually read the whole report?
Bronze Pontificating Goyim
  05/07/15
yep
Cracking Elite Step-uncle's House Hissy Fit
  05/07/15
The spacing of the ellipses is not uniform
sienna stag film toaster
  05/07/15
...
beta clown
  05/07/15
i don't understand this. it seems so bizarre that they would...
ocher masturbator shrine
  05/07/15
http://www.exponent.com/
Cracking Elite Step-uncle's House Hissy Fit
  05/07/15
Why? Law firms are the ideal henchmen.
Opaque Startling Cuck
  05/07/15
ljl at a major white shoe firm being retained to figure out ...
beta clown
  05/07/15
...
jag
  05/07/15
LJL at calling that kike give a white shoe firm.
mauve school dysfunction
  05/07/15
...
Puce Menage
  05/07/15
this is the kind of writing 'product' that lawyers work on a...
Bronze Pontificating Goyim
  05/07/15
...
jag
  05/07/15
Honest question: Who the fuck was paying literally hundreds ...
ungodly garrison
  05/07/15
"it also is our view that it is more probable than not ...
purple chad
  05/07/15
"Who the fuck is....ohhh, got it."
Scarlet church building
  05/07/15
McNally: Tom sucks...im going make that next ball a fuckin b...
ocher masturbator shrine
  05/07/15
180. i'm gonna buy that bro dinner
Scarlet church building
  05/07/15
Figure 18. Screen capture images of the digital 3-dimensiona...
trip forum
  05/07/15
just fill up a bathtub bro
Cracking Elite Step-uncle's House Hissy Fit
  05/07/15
*partner emails sr. associate* *sr. associate emails jr.* ...
beta clown
  05/07/15
...
impressive curious market internal respiration
  05/07/15
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bateful lay
  05/07/15
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Aggressive persian coffee pot
  05/07/15
...
passionate transparent indirect expression spot
  05/07/15
...
Soul-stirring olive dragon toilet seat
  05/07/15
loled twice. *Paul, Weiss
odious demanding stead
  05/07/15
bill for "fact gathering" and pad like hell OFS
Autistic rose pozpig death wish
  05/07/15
...
ponyboy curtis
  10/12/16
...
beta clown
  04/25/16
lmao, brady comes off like such a douchebag in all of these ...
ocher masturbator shrine
  05/07/15
Hey bud we're all good
purple chad
  05/07/15
I fucking laughed so hard. Ty, OP.
Opaque Startling Cuck
  05/07/15
you bet you're sweet ass there are
passionate transparent indirect expression spot
  05/07/15
...
Lemon cocky stage newt
  10/12/16


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Date: May 7th, 2015 11:55 AM
Author: Chestnut bossy turdskin

That I can find anyway. I'm sure there are a lot of highfives going around the associate ranks today.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2874077&forum_id=2#27840854)



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Date: May 7th, 2015 11:58 AM
Author: free-loading out-of-control new version

lmao.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2874077&forum_id=2#27840869)



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Date: May 7th, 2015 11:59 AM
Author: magenta address



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2874077&forum_id=2#27840873)



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Date: May 7th, 2015 12:00 PM
Author: mahogany pea-brained parlour pistol

there was a missing comma in like the second line on the very first page

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2874077&forum_id=2#27840879)



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Date: May 7th, 2015 12:03 PM
Author: Chestnut bossy turdskin

agree to disagree.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2874077&forum_id=2#27840902)



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Date: May 7th, 2015 8:27 PM
Author: mahogany pea-brained parlour pistol

hi paul, weiss!

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2874077&forum_id=2#27844287)



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Date: May 7th, 2015 2:02 PM
Author: odious demanding stead

That error is so frequent (same with after year or other date terms) that I've had partners "correct" my correction of it.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2874077&forum_id=2#27841658)



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Date: May 7th, 2015 2:09 PM
Author: sienna stag film toaster

What about the use of the passive voice on the very first page?

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2874077&forum_id=2#27841720)



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Date: May 7th, 2015 8:49 PM
Author: dashing bonkers immigrant tattoo

(Non lawyer)

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2874077&forum_id=2#27844464)



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Date: May 7th, 2015 12:06 PM
Author: richard clock (ggtp)

Didnt they define their firm as "Paul, Weiss"? Sorry, done here.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2874077&forum_id=2#27840922)



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Date: May 7th, 2015 1:54 PM
Author: Cracking Elite Step-uncle's House Hissy Fit

That was horrible.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2874077&forum_id=2#27841593)



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Date: May 7th, 2015 1:56 PM
Author: Medicated church

yeah and I guess if we're going to get super nit picky the teams after their introduction the teams are referred to only as the "Patriots" and the "Colts" however they're never defined as such.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2874077&forum_id=2#27841613)



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Date: May 7th, 2015 2:48 PM
Author: Maize violent area

they also nonchalantly refer to the AFC and NFC in the first paragraphy, without any definition, but then *after* that refer for the first time to "the National Football League (the "NFL" or the "League")."

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2874077&forum_id=2#27841945)



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Date: May 7th, 2015 8:24 PM
Author: Opaque Startling Cuck

What's wrong with that? They can't be Paul. He's from the Bible. PW probably would have been better.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2874077&forum_id=2#27844262)



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Date: May 7th, 2015 12:10 PM
Author: lascivious sickened den quadroon

They have two different headings for "Background." Fail.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2874077&forum_id=2#27840963)



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Date: May 7th, 2015 1:53 PM
Author: Medicated church

the associates must be shaking in their boots worrying that one of the news outlets will report on this egregious error.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2874077&forum_id=2#27841590)



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Date: May 7th, 2015 1:55 PM
Author: Cracking Elite Step-uncle's House Hissy Fit

The prose is fine, especially considering he wrote all of it with Roger Goodell's cock deep down his throat. His weak, vacillating conclusions about Brady shock the conscience.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2874077&forum_id=2#27841607)



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Date: May 7th, 2015 1:58 PM
Author: Medicated church

i think what the media missed on that is that the rules require a finding by a preponderance of the evidence and preponderance of the evidence is defined to mean more likely than not.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2874077&forum_id=2#27841630)



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Date: May 7th, 2015 1:59 PM
Author: Cracking Elite Step-uncle's House Hissy Fit

What is beyond a reasonable doubt in percentages? Because the physics nerds said 99.4%. That's electric chair bro.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2874077&forum_id=2#27841641)



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Date: May 7th, 2015 2:27 PM
Author: filthy saffron jap hospital

(NOT Sarah Koenig)

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2874077&forum_id=2#27841826)



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Date: May 7th, 2015 2:05 PM
Author: Bronze Pontificating Goyim

did you actually read the whole report?

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2874077&forum_id=2#27841681)



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Date: May 7th, 2015 2:06 PM
Author: Cracking Elite Step-uncle's House Hissy Fit

yep

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2874077&forum_id=2#27841689)



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Date: May 7th, 2015 1:59 PM
Author: sienna stag film toaster

The spacing of the ellipses is not uniform

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2874077&forum_id=2#27841636)



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Date: May 7th, 2015 7:43 PM
Author: beta clown



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2874077&forum_id=2#27844007)



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Date: May 7th, 2015 2:00 PM
Author: ocher masturbator shrine

i don't understand this. it seems so bizarre that they would have a law firm conduct this investigation.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2874077&forum_id=2#27841648)



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Date: May 7th, 2015 2:01 PM
Author: Cracking Elite Step-uncle's House Hissy Fit

http://www.exponent.com/

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2874077&forum_id=2#27841655)



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Date: May 7th, 2015 8:25 PM
Author: Opaque Startling Cuck

Why? Law firms are the ideal henchmen.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2874077&forum_id=2#27844268)



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Date: May 7th, 2015 2:01 PM
Author: beta clown

ljl at a major white shoe firm being retained to figure out whether some jock-itch high school dropout improperly inflated footballs

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2874077&forum_id=2#27841653)



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Date: May 7th, 2015 2:57 PM
Author: jag



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2874077&forum_id=2#27842003)



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Date: May 7th, 2015 8:19 PM
Author: mauve school dysfunction

LJL at calling that kike give a white shoe firm.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2874077&forum_id=2#27844219)



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Date: May 7th, 2015 8:32 PM
Author: Puce Menage



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2874077&forum_id=2#27844321)



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Date: May 7th, 2015 2:22 PM
Author: Bronze Pontificating Goyim

this is the kind of writing 'product' that lawyers work on all day? and for this you are paid well?

jfc, i should have gone to law school.

https://s3.amazonaws.com/s3.documentcloud.org/documents/2073730/investigative-report-on-a-f-c-championship-game.pdf

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2874077&forum_id=2#27841798)



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Date: May 7th, 2015 2:58 PM
Author: jag



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2874077&forum_id=2#27842009)



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Date: May 7th, 2015 2:26 PM
Author: ungodly garrison

Honest question: Who the fuck was paying literally hundreds of thousands of dollars to repackage everything your drunk bro on the couch knew?

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2874077&forum_id=2#27841819)



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Date: May 7th, 2015 2:30 PM
Author: purple chad

"it also is our view that it is more probable than not that Tom Brady (the quarterback for the Patriots)"

THANKS FOR THAT NECESSARY PAREN

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2874077&forum_id=2#27841836)



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Date: May 7th, 2015 2:32 PM
Author: Scarlet church building

"Who the fuck is....ohhh, got it."

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2874077&forum_id=2#27841849)



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Date: May 7th, 2015 2:31 PM
Author: ocher masturbator shrine

McNally: Tom sucks...im going make that next ball a fuckin balloon

McNally: Fuck tom....make sure the pump is attached to the needle.....fuckin watermelons coming

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2874077&forum_id=2#27841848)



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Date: May 7th, 2015 2:32 PM
Author: Scarlet church building

180. i'm gonna buy that bro dinner

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2874077&forum_id=2#27841850)



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Date: May 7th, 2015 2:45 PM
Author: trip forum

Figure 18. Screen capture images of the digital 3-dimensional model of the football, which was obtained by high-resolution laser scans and used to calculate the volume of the football.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2874077&forum_id=2#27841933)



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Date: May 7th, 2015 4:15 PM
Author: Cracking Elite Step-uncle's House Hissy Fit

just fill up a bathtub bro

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2874077&forum_id=2#27842469)



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Date: May 7th, 2015 4:17 PM
Author: beta clown

*partner emails sr. associate*

*sr. associate emails jr.*

*jr. informs sr. that there is no bathtub in the Paul Weiss office building*

*fast forward 10 minutes: jr. is in handicapped stall, loading footballs into the shitter and attempting to measure the water as it spills out*

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2874077&forum_id=2#27842494)



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Date: May 7th, 2015 7:51 PM
Author: impressive curious market internal respiration



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2874077&forum_id=2#27844050)



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Date: May 7th, 2015 7:54 PM
Author: bateful lay



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2874077&forum_id=2#27844068)



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Date: May 7th, 2015 8:23 PM
Author: Aggressive persian coffee pot



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2874077&forum_id=2#27844256)



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Date: May 7th, 2015 8:29 PM
Author: passionate transparent indirect expression spot



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2874077&forum_id=2#27844300)



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Date: May 7th, 2015 8:45 PM
Author: Soul-stirring olive dragon toilet seat



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2874077&forum_id=2#27844424)



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Date: May 7th, 2015 8:45 PM
Author: odious demanding stead

loled twice.

*Paul, Weiss

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2874077&forum_id=2#27844425)



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Date: May 7th, 2015 8:48 PM
Author: Autistic rose pozpig death wish

bill for "fact gathering" and pad like hell OFS

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2874077&forum_id=2#27844453)



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Date: October 12th, 2016 12:26 PM
Author: ponyboy curtis



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2874077&forum_id=2#31623890)



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Date: April 25th, 2016 12:53 PM
Author: beta clown



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2874077&forum_id=2#30343084)



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Date: May 7th, 2015 7:53 PM
Author: ocher masturbator shrine

lmao, brady comes off like such a douchebag in all of these texts/communications.

what a little shit

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2874077&forum_id=2#27844060)



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Date: May 7th, 2015 9:08 PM
Author: purple chad

Hey bud we're all good

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2874077&forum_id=2#27844651)



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Date: May 7th, 2015 8:22 PM
Author: Opaque Startling Cuck

I fucking laughed so hard. Ty, OP.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2874077&forum_id=2#27844243)



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Date: May 7th, 2015 8:28 PM
Author: passionate transparent indirect expression spot

you bet you're sweet ass there are

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2874077&forum_id=2#27844294)



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Date: October 12th, 2016 12:21 PM
Author: Lemon cocky stage newt



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2874077&forum_id=2#31623860)