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Paul Weiss crushed it with Wells Report. Not one typo.

That I can find anyway. I'm sure there are a lot of highfiv...
appetizing mother temple
  05/07/15
lmao.
Sadistic incel stag film
  05/07/15
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Fragrant Toaster Voyeur
  05/07/15
there was a missing comma in like the second line on the ver...
floppy cuckoldry
  05/07/15
agree to disagree.
appetizing mother temple
  05/07/15
hi paul, weiss!
floppy cuckoldry
  05/07/15
That error is so frequent (same with after year or other dat...
supple abnormal legend
  05/07/15
What about the use of the passive voice on the very first pa...
vengeful spectacular haunted graveyard
  05/07/15
(Non lawyer)
Lime cerebral karate
  05/07/15
Didnt they define their firm as "Paul, Weiss"? Sor...
cracking cuck
  05/07/15
That was horrible.
iridescent marvelous locale place of business
  05/07/15
yeah and I guess if we're going to get super nit picky the t...
Aromatic Silver Tattoo
  05/07/15
they also nonchalantly refer to the AFC and NFC in the first...
well-lubricated reading party house
  05/07/15
What's wrong with that? They can't be Paul. He's from the ...
Slate wonderful boistinker
  05/07/15
They have two different headings for "Background."...
concupiscible trump supporter
  05/07/15
the associates must be shaking in their boots worrying that ...
Aromatic Silver Tattoo
  05/07/15
The prose is fine, especially considering he wrote all of it...
iridescent marvelous locale place of business
  05/07/15
i think what the media missed on that is that the rules requ...
Aromatic Silver Tattoo
  05/07/15
What is beyond a reasonable doubt in percentages? Because th...
iridescent marvelous locale place of business
  05/07/15
(NOT Sarah Koenig)
thriller useless chad senate
  05/07/15
did you actually read the whole report?
alcoholic friendly grandma
  05/07/15
yep
iridescent marvelous locale place of business
  05/07/15
The spacing of the ellipses is not uniform
vengeful spectacular haunted graveyard
  05/07/15
...
histrionic snowy stead
  05/07/15
i don't understand this. it seems so bizarre that they would...
Puce laughsome den
  05/07/15
http://www.exponent.com/
iridescent marvelous locale place of business
  05/07/15
Why? Law firms are the ideal henchmen.
Slate wonderful boistinker
  05/07/15
ljl at a major white shoe firm being retained to figure out ...
histrionic snowy stead
  05/07/15
...
Alcoholic Razzle-dazzle Public Bath
  05/07/15
LJL at calling that kike give a white shoe firm.
charismatic up-to-no-good heaven
  05/07/15
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beta affirmative action school cafeteria
  05/07/15
this is the kind of writing 'product' that lawyers work on a...
alcoholic friendly grandma
  05/07/15
...
Alcoholic Razzle-dazzle Public Bath
  05/07/15
Honest question: Who the fuck was paying literally hundreds ...
filthy yarmulke patrolman
  05/07/15
"it also is our view that it is more probable than not ...
stirring windowlicker
  05/07/15
"Who the fuck is....ohhh, got it."
adulterous trailer park weed whacker
  05/07/15
McNally: Tom sucks...im going make that next ball a fuckin b...
Puce laughsome den
  05/07/15
180. i'm gonna buy that bro dinner
adulterous trailer park weed whacker
  05/07/15
Figure 18. Screen capture images of the digital 3-dimensiona...
Red french brunch headpube
  05/07/15
just fill up a bathtub bro
iridescent marvelous locale place of business
  05/07/15
*partner emails sr. associate* *sr. associate emails jr.* ...
histrionic snowy stead
  05/07/15
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galvanic geriatric volcanic crater
  05/07/15
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motley cruel-hearted twinkling uncleanness
  05/07/15
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mentally impaired pale pocket flask office
  05/07/15
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talented lavender juggernaut tank
  05/07/15
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orange stage
  05/07/15
loled twice. *Paul, Weiss
supple abnormal legend
  05/07/15
bill for "fact gathering" and pad like hell OFS
Vibrant Home
  05/07/15
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hateful nursing home mad cow disease
  10/12/16
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histrionic snowy stead
  04/25/16
lmao, brady comes off like such a douchebag in all of these ...
Puce laughsome den
  05/07/15
Hey bud we're all good
stirring windowlicker
  05/07/15
I fucking laughed so hard. Ty, OP.
Slate wonderful boistinker
  05/07/15
you bet you're sweet ass there are
talented lavender juggernaut tank
  05/07/15
...
contagious space fortuitous meteor
  10/12/16


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Date: May 7th, 2015 11:55 AM
Author: appetizing mother temple

That I can find anyway. I'm sure there are a lot of highfives going around the associate ranks today.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2874077&forum_id=2#27840854)



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Date: May 7th, 2015 11:58 AM
Author: Sadistic incel stag film

lmao.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2874077&forum_id=2#27840869)



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Date: May 7th, 2015 11:59 AM
Author: Fragrant Toaster Voyeur



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2874077&forum_id=2#27840873)



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Date: May 7th, 2015 12:00 PM
Author: floppy cuckoldry

there was a missing comma in like the second line on the very first page

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2874077&forum_id=2#27840879)



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Date: May 7th, 2015 12:03 PM
Author: appetizing mother temple

agree to disagree.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2874077&forum_id=2#27840902)



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Date: May 7th, 2015 8:27 PM
Author: floppy cuckoldry

hi paul, weiss!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2874077&forum_id=2#27844287)



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Date: May 7th, 2015 2:02 PM
Author: supple abnormal legend

That error is so frequent (same with after year or other date terms) that I've had partners "correct" my correction of it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2874077&forum_id=2#27841658)



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Date: May 7th, 2015 2:09 PM
Author: vengeful spectacular haunted graveyard

What about the use of the passive voice on the very first page?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2874077&forum_id=2#27841720)



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Date: May 7th, 2015 8:49 PM
Author: Lime cerebral karate

(Non lawyer)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2874077&forum_id=2#27844464)



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Date: May 7th, 2015 12:06 PM
Author: cracking cuck

Didnt they define their firm as "Paul, Weiss"? Sorry, done here.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2874077&forum_id=2#27840922)



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Date: May 7th, 2015 1:54 PM
Author: iridescent marvelous locale place of business

That was horrible.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2874077&forum_id=2#27841593)



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Date: May 7th, 2015 1:56 PM
Author: Aromatic Silver Tattoo

yeah and I guess if we're going to get super nit picky the teams after their introduction the teams are referred to only as the "Patriots" and the "Colts" however they're never defined as such.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2874077&forum_id=2#27841613)



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Date: May 7th, 2015 2:48 PM
Author: well-lubricated reading party house

they also nonchalantly refer to the AFC and NFC in the first paragraphy, without any definition, but then *after* that refer for the first time to "the National Football League (the "NFL" or the "League")."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2874077&forum_id=2#27841945)



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Date: May 7th, 2015 8:24 PM
Author: Slate wonderful boistinker

What's wrong with that? They can't be Paul. He's from the Bible. PW probably would have been better.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2874077&forum_id=2#27844262)



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Date: May 7th, 2015 12:10 PM
Author: concupiscible trump supporter

They have two different headings for "Background." Fail.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2874077&forum_id=2#27840963)



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Date: May 7th, 2015 1:53 PM
Author: Aromatic Silver Tattoo

the associates must be shaking in their boots worrying that one of the news outlets will report on this egregious error.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2874077&forum_id=2#27841590)



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Date: May 7th, 2015 1:55 PM
Author: iridescent marvelous locale place of business

The prose is fine, especially considering he wrote all of it with Roger Goodell's cock deep down his throat. His weak, vacillating conclusions about Brady shock the conscience.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2874077&forum_id=2#27841607)



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Date: May 7th, 2015 1:58 PM
Author: Aromatic Silver Tattoo

i think what the media missed on that is that the rules require a finding by a preponderance of the evidence and preponderance of the evidence is defined to mean more likely than not.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2874077&forum_id=2#27841630)



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Date: May 7th, 2015 1:59 PM
Author: iridescent marvelous locale place of business

What is beyond a reasonable doubt in percentages? Because the physics nerds said 99.4%. That's electric chair bro.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2874077&forum_id=2#27841641)



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Date: May 7th, 2015 2:27 PM
Author: thriller useless chad senate

(NOT Sarah Koenig)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2874077&forum_id=2#27841826)



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Date: May 7th, 2015 2:05 PM
Author: alcoholic friendly grandma

did you actually read the whole report?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2874077&forum_id=2#27841681)



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Date: May 7th, 2015 2:06 PM
Author: iridescent marvelous locale place of business

yep

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2874077&forum_id=2#27841689)



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Date: May 7th, 2015 1:59 PM
Author: vengeful spectacular haunted graveyard

The spacing of the ellipses is not uniform

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2874077&forum_id=2#27841636)



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Date: May 7th, 2015 7:43 PM
Author: histrionic snowy stead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2874077&forum_id=2#27844007)



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Date: May 7th, 2015 2:00 PM
Author: Puce laughsome den

i don't understand this. it seems so bizarre that they would have a law firm conduct this investigation.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2874077&forum_id=2#27841648)



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Date: May 7th, 2015 2:01 PM
Author: iridescent marvelous locale place of business

http://www.exponent.com/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2874077&forum_id=2#27841655)



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Date: May 7th, 2015 8:25 PM
Author: Slate wonderful boistinker

Why? Law firms are the ideal henchmen.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2874077&forum_id=2#27844268)



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Date: May 7th, 2015 2:01 PM
Author: histrionic snowy stead

ljl at a major white shoe firm being retained to figure out whether some jock-itch high school dropout improperly inflated footballs

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2874077&forum_id=2#27841653)



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Date: May 7th, 2015 2:57 PM
Author: Alcoholic Razzle-dazzle Public Bath



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2874077&forum_id=2#27842003)



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Date: May 7th, 2015 8:19 PM
Author: charismatic up-to-no-good heaven

LJL at calling that kike give a white shoe firm.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2874077&forum_id=2#27844219)



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Date: May 7th, 2015 8:32 PM
Author: beta affirmative action school cafeteria



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2874077&forum_id=2#27844321)



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Date: May 7th, 2015 2:22 PM
Author: alcoholic friendly grandma

this is the kind of writing 'product' that lawyers work on all day? and for this you are paid well?

jfc, i should have gone to law school.

https://s3.amazonaws.com/s3.documentcloud.org/documents/2073730/investigative-report-on-a-f-c-championship-game.pdf

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2874077&forum_id=2#27841798)



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Date: May 7th, 2015 2:58 PM
Author: Alcoholic Razzle-dazzle Public Bath



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2874077&forum_id=2#27842009)



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Date: May 7th, 2015 2:26 PM
Author: filthy yarmulke patrolman

Honest question: Who the fuck was paying literally hundreds of thousands of dollars to repackage everything your drunk bro on the couch knew?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2874077&forum_id=2#27841819)



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Date: May 7th, 2015 2:30 PM
Author: stirring windowlicker

"it also is our view that it is more probable than not that Tom Brady (the quarterback for the Patriots)"

THANKS FOR THAT NECESSARY PAREN

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2874077&forum_id=2#27841836)



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Date: May 7th, 2015 2:32 PM
Author: adulterous trailer park weed whacker

"Who the fuck is....ohhh, got it."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2874077&forum_id=2#27841849)



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Date: May 7th, 2015 2:31 PM
Author: Puce laughsome den

McNally: Tom sucks...im going make that next ball a fuckin balloon

McNally: Fuck tom....make sure the pump is attached to the needle.....fuckin watermelons coming

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2874077&forum_id=2#27841848)



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Date: May 7th, 2015 2:32 PM
Author: adulterous trailer park weed whacker

180. i'm gonna buy that bro dinner

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2874077&forum_id=2#27841850)



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Date: May 7th, 2015 2:45 PM
Author: Red french brunch headpube

Figure 18. Screen capture images of the digital 3-dimensional model of the football, which was obtained by high-resolution laser scans and used to calculate the volume of the football.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2874077&forum_id=2#27841933)



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Date: May 7th, 2015 4:15 PM
Author: iridescent marvelous locale place of business

just fill up a bathtub bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2874077&forum_id=2#27842469)



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Date: May 7th, 2015 4:17 PM
Author: histrionic snowy stead

*partner emails sr. associate*

*sr. associate emails jr.*

*jr. informs sr. that there is no bathtub in the Paul Weiss office building*

*fast forward 10 minutes: jr. is in handicapped stall, loading footballs into the shitter and attempting to measure the water as it spills out*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2874077&forum_id=2#27842494)



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Date: May 7th, 2015 7:51 PM
Author: galvanic geriatric volcanic crater



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2874077&forum_id=2#27844050)



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Date: May 7th, 2015 7:54 PM
Author: motley cruel-hearted twinkling uncleanness



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2874077&forum_id=2#27844068)



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Date: May 7th, 2015 8:23 PM
Author: mentally impaired pale pocket flask office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2874077&forum_id=2#27844256)



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Date: May 7th, 2015 8:29 PM
Author: talented lavender juggernaut tank



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2874077&forum_id=2#27844300)



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Date: May 7th, 2015 8:45 PM
Author: orange stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2874077&forum_id=2#27844424)



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Date: May 7th, 2015 8:45 PM
Author: supple abnormal legend

loled twice.

*Paul, Weiss

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2874077&forum_id=2#27844425)



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Date: May 7th, 2015 8:48 PM
Author: Vibrant Home

bill for "fact gathering" and pad like hell OFS

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2874077&forum_id=2#27844453)



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Date: October 12th, 2016 12:26 PM
Author: hateful nursing home mad cow disease



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2874077&forum_id=2#31623890)



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Date: April 25th, 2016 12:53 PM
Author: histrionic snowy stead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2874077&forum_id=2#30343084)



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Date: May 7th, 2015 7:53 PM
Author: Puce laughsome den

lmao, brady comes off like such a douchebag in all of these texts/communications.

what a little shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2874077&forum_id=2#27844060)



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Date: May 7th, 2015 9:08 PM
Author: stirring windowlicker

Hey bud we're all good

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2874077&forum_id=2#27844651)



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Date: May 7th, 2015 8:22 PM
Author: Slate wonderful boistinker

I fucking laughed so hard. Ty, OP.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2874077&forum_id=2#27844243)



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Date: May 7th, 2015 8:28 PM
Author: talented lavender juggernaut tank

you bet you're sweet ass there are

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2874077&forum_id=2#27844294)



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Date: October 12th, 2016 12:21 PM
Author: contagious space fortuitous meteor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2874077&forum_id=2#31623860)