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Paul Weiss crushed it with Wells Report. Not one typo.

That I can find anyway. I'm sure there are a lot of highfiv...
Electric fantasy-prone coldplay fan potus
  05/07/15
lmao.
Beady-eyed blathering boltzmann
  05/07/15
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alcoholic abode gaming laptop
  05/07/15
there was a missing comma in like the second line on the ver...
Cheese-eating Aggressive Dopamine
  05/07/15
agree to disagree.
Electric fantasy-prone coldplay fan potus
  05/07/15
hi paul, weiss!
Cheese-eating Aggressive Dopamine
  05/07/15
That error is so frequent (same with after year or other dat...
Canary institution
  05/07/15
What about the use of the passive voice on the very first pa...
Aphrodisiac regret stage
  05/07/15
(Non lawyer)
Bipolar Background Story
  05/07/15
Didnt they define their firm as "Paul, Weiss"? Sor...
titillating space jap
  05/07/15
That was horrible.
Cracking onyx university death wish
  05/07/15
yeah and I guess if we're going to get super nit picky the t...
Exhilarant drab party of the first part
  05/07/15
they also nonchalantly refer to the AFC and NFC in the first...
copper useless home tank
  05/07/15
What's wrong with that? They can't be Paul. He's from the ...
puce office
  05/07/15
They have two different headings for "Background."...
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  05/07/15
the associates must be shaking in their boots worrying that ...
Exhilarant drab party of the first part
  05/07/15
The prose is fine, especially considering he wrote all of it...
Cracking onyx university death wish
  05/07/15
i think what the media missed on that is that the rules requ...
Exhilarant drab party of the first part
  05/07/15
What is beyond a reasonable doubt in percentages? Because th...
Cracking onyx university death wish
  05/07/15
(NOT Sarah Koenig)
impertinent vivacious mediation mexican
  05/07/15
did you actually read the whole report?
Carmine rehab laser beams
  05/07/15
yep
Cracking onyx university death wish
  05/07/15
The spacing of the ellipses is not uniform
Aphrodisiac regret stage
  05/07/15
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boyish brilliant locale blood rage
  05/07/15
i don't understand this. it seems so bizarre that they would...
Mildly autistic haunted graveyard parlour
  05/07/15
http://www.exponent.com/
Cracking onyx university death wish
  05/07/15
Why? Law firms are the ideal henchmen.
puce office
  05/07/15
ljl at a major white shoe firm being retained to figure out ...
boyish brilliant locale blood rage
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pale ceo psychic
  05/07/15
LJL at calling that kike give a white shoe firm.
pea-brained violet trust fund
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Burgundy athletic conference depressive
  05/07/15
this is the kind of writing 'product' that lawyers work on a...
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  05/07/15
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pale ceo psychic
  05/07/15
Honest question: Who the fuck was paying literally hundreds ...
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  05/07/15
"it also is our view that it is more probable than not ...
Razzmatazz Bright Church Building
  05/07/15
"Who the fuck is....ohhh, got it."
vigorous native feces
  05/07/15
McNally: Tom sucks...im going make that next ball a fuckin b...
Mildly autistic haunted graveyard parlour
  05/07/15
180. i'm gonna buy that bro dinner
vigorous native feces
  05/07/15
Figure 18. Screen capture images of the digital 3-dimensiona...
free-loading vermilion school cafeteria
  05/07/15
just fill up a bathtub bro
Cracking onyx university death wish
  05/07/15
*partner emails sr. associate* *sr. associate emails jr.* ...
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odious puppy
  05/07/15
loled twice. *Paul, Weiss
Canary institution
  05/07/15
bill for "fact gathering" and pad like hell OFS
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  10/12/16
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boyish brilliant locale blood rage
  04/25/16
lmao, brady comes off like such a douchebag in all of these ...
Mildly autistic haunted graveyard parlour
  05/07/15
Hey bud we're all good
Razzmatazz Bright Church Building
  05/07/15
I fucking laughed so hard. Ty, OP.
puce office
  05/07/15
you bet you're sweet ass there are
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Date: May 7th, 2015 11:55 AM
Author: Electric fantasy-prone coldplay fan potus

That I can find anyway. I'm sure there are a lot of highfives going around the associate ranks today.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2874077&forum_id=2#27840854)



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Date: May 7th, 2015 11:58 AM
Author: Beady-eyed blathering boltzmann

lmao.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2874077&forum_id=2#27840869)



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Date: May 7th, 2015 11:59 AM
Author: alcoholic abode gaming laptop



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2874077&forum_id=2#27840873)



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Date: May 7th, 2015 12:00 PM
Author: Cheese-eating Aggressive Dopamine

there was a missing comma in like the second line on the very first page

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2874077&forum_id=2#27840879)



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Date: May 7th, 2015 12:03 PM
Author: Electric fantasy-prone coldplay fan potus

agree to disagree.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2874077&forum_id=2#27840902)



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Date: May 7th, 2015 8:27 PM
Author: Cheese-eating Aggressive Dopamine

hi paul, weiss!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2874077&forum_id=2#27844287)



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Date: May 7th, 2015 2:02 PM
Author: Canary institution

That error is so frequent (same with after year or other date terms) that I've had partners "correct" my correction of it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2874077&forum_id=2#27841658)



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Date: May 7th, 2015 2:09 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac regret stage

What about the use of the passive voice on the very first page?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2874077&forum_id=2#27841720)



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Date: May 7th, 2015 8:49 PM
Author: Bipolar Background Story

(Non lawyer)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2874077&forum_id=2#27844464)



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Date: May 7th, 2015 12:06 PM
Author: titillating space jap

Didnt they define their firm as "Paul, Weiss"? Sorry, done here.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2874077&forum_id=2#27840922)



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Date: May 7th, 2015 1:54 PM
Author: Cracking onyx university death wish

That was horrible.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2874077&forum_id=2#27841593)



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Date: May 7th, 2015 1:56 PM
Author: Exhilarant drab party of the first part

yeah and I guess if we're going to get super nit picky the teams after their introduction the teams are referred to only as the "Patriots" and the "Colts" however they're never defined as such.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2874077&forum_id=2#27841613)



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Date: May 7th, 2015 2:48 PM
Author: copper useless home tank

they also nonchalantly refer to the AFC and NFC in the first paragraphy, without any definition, but then *after* that refer for the first time to "the National Football League (the "NFL" or the "League")."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2874077&forum_id=2#27841945)



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Date: May 7th, 2015 8:24 PM
Author: puce office

What's wrong with that? They can't be Paul. He's from the Bible. PW probably would have been better.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2874077&forum_id=2#27844262)



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Date: May 7th, 2015 12:10 PM
Author: indigo appetizing ape roommate

They have two different headings for "Background." Fail.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2874077&forum_id=2#27840963)



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Date: May 7th, 2015 1:53 PM
Author: Exhilarant drab party of the first part

the associates must be shaking in their boots worrying that one of the news outlets will report on this egregious error.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2874077&forum_id=2#27841590)



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Date: May 7th, 2015 1:55 PM
Author: Cracking onyx university death wish

The prose is fine, especially considering he wrote all of it with Roger Goodell's cock deep down his throat. His weak, vacillating conclusions about Brady shock the conscience.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2874077&forum_id=2#27841607)



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Date: May 7th, 2015 1:58 PM
Author: Exhilarant drab party of the first part

i think what the media missed on that is that the rules require a finding by a preponderance of the evidence and preponderance of the evidence is defined to mean more likely than not.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2874077&forum_id=2#27841630)



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Date: May 7th, 2015 1:59 PM
Author: Cracking onyx university death wish

What is beyond a reasonable doubt in percentages? Because the physics nerds said 99.4%. That's electric chair bro.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2874077&forum_id=2#27841641)



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Date: May 7th, 2015 2:27 PM
Author: impertinent vivacious mediation mexican

(NOT Sarah Koenig)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2874077&forum_id=2#27841826)



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Date: May 7th, 2015 2:05 PM
Author: Carmine rehab laser beams

did you actually read the whole report?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2874077&forum_id=2#27841681)



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Date: May 7th, 2015 2:06 PM
Author: Cracking onyx university death wish

yep

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2874077&forum_id=2#27841689)



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Date: May 7th, 2015 1:59 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac regret stage

The spacing of the ellipses is not uniform

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2874077&forum_id=2#27841636)



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Date: May 7th, 2015 7:43 PM
Author: boyish brilliant locale blood rage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2874077&forum_id=2#27844007)



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Date: May 7th, 2015 2:00 PM
Author: Mildly autistic haunted graveyard parlour

i don't understand this. it seems so bizarre that they would have a law firm conduct this investigation.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2874077&forum_id=2#27841648)



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Date: May 7th, 2015 2:01 PM
Author: Cracking onyx university death wish

http://www.exponent.com/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2874077&forum_id=2#27841655)



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Date: May 7th, 2015 8:25 PM
Author: puce office

Why? Law firms are the ideal henchmen.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2874077&forum_id=2#27844268)



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Date: May 7th, 2015 2:01 PM
Author: boyish brilliant locale blood rage

ljl at a major white shoe firm being retained to figure out whether some jock-itch high school dropout improperly inflated footballs

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2874077&forum_id=2#27841653)



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Date: May 7th, 2015 2:57 PM
Author: pale ceo psychic



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2874077&forum_id=2#27842003)



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Date: May 7th, 2015 8:19 PM
Author: pea-brained violet trust fund

LJL at calling that kike give a white shoe firm.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2874077&forum_id=2#27844219)



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Date: May 7th, 2015 8:32 PM
Author: Burgundy athletic conference depressive



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2874077&forum_id=2#27844321)



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Date: May 7th, 2015 2:22 PM
Author: Carmine rehab laser beams

this is the kind of writing 'product' that lawyers work on all day? and for this you are paid well?

jfc, i should have gone to law school.

https://s3.amazonaws.com/s3.documentcloud.org/documents/2073730/investigative-report-on-a-f-c-championship-game.pdf

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2874077&forum_id=2#27841798)



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Date: May 7th, 2015 2:58 PM
Author: pale ceo psychic



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2874077&forum_id=2#27842009)



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Date: May 7th, 2015 2:26 PM
Author: carnelian spectacular milk corner

Honest question: Who the fuck was paying literally hundreds of thousands of dollars to repackage everything your drunk bro on the couch knew?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2874077&forum_id=2#27841819)



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Date: May 7th, 2015 2:30 PM
Author: Razzmatazz Bright Church Building

"it also is our view that it is more probable than not that Tom Brady (the quarterback for the Patriots)"

THANKS FOR THAT NECESSARY PAREN

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2874077&forum_id=2#27841836)



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Date: May 7th, 2015 2:32 PM
Author: vigorous native feces

"Who the fuck is....ohhh, got it."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2874077&forum_id=2#27841849)



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Date: May 7th, 2015 2:31 PM
Author: Mildly autistic haunted graveyard parlour

McNally: Tom sucks...im going make that next ball a fuckin balloon

McNally: Fuck tom....make sure the pump is attached to the needle.....fuckin watermelons coming

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2874077&forum_id=2#27841848)



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Date: May 7th, 2015 2:32 PM
Author: vigorous native feces

180. i'm gonna buy that bro dinner

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2874077&forum_id=2#27841850)



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Date: May 7th, 2015 2:45 PM
Author: free-loading vermilion school cafeteria

Figure 18. Screen capture images of the digital 3-dimensional model of the football, which was obtained by high-resolution laser scans and used to calculate the volume of the football.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2874077&forum_id=2#27841933)



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Date: May 7th, 2015 4:15 PM
Author: Cracking onyx university death wish

just fill up a bathtub bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2874077&forum_id=2#27842469)



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Date: May 7th, 2015 4:17 PM
Author: boyish brilliant locale blood rage

*partner emails sr. associate*

*sr. associate emails jr.*

*jr. informs sr. that there is no bathtub in the Paul Weiss office building*

*fast forward 10 minutes: jr. is in handicapped stall, loading footballs into the shitter and attempting to measure the water as it spills out*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2874077&forum_id=2#27842494)



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Date: May 7th, 2015 7:51 PM
Author: Contagious chest-beating factory reset button



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2874077&forum_id=2#27844050)



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Date: May 7th, 2015 7:54 PM
Author: racy zippy immigrant location



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2874077&forum_id=2#27844068)



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Date: May 7th, 2015 8:23 PM
Author: Emerald irradiated sanctuary ratface



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2874077&forum_id=2#27844256)



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Date: May 7th, 2015 8:29 PM
Author: Trip Zombie-like Theatre



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2874077&forum_id=2#27844300)



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Date: May 7th, 2015 8:45 PM
Author: odious puppy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2874077&forum_id=2#27844424)



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Date: May 7th, 2015 8:45 PM
Author: Canary institution

loled twice.

*Paul, Weiss

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2874077&forum_id=2#27844425)



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Date: May 7th, 2015 8:48 PM
Author: Lascivious sinister casino

bill for "fact gathering" and pad like hell OFS

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2874077&forum_id=2#27844453)



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Date: October 12th, 2016 12:26 PM
Author: Green sandwich



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2874077&forum_id=2#31623890)



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Date: April 25th, 2016 12:53 PM
Author: boyish brilliant locale blood rage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2874077&forum_id=2#30343084)



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Date: May 7th, 2015 7:53 PM
Author: Mildly autistic haunted graveyard parlour

lmao, brady comes off like such a douchebag in all of these texts/communications.

what a little shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2874077&forum_id=2#27844060)



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Date: May 7th, 2015 9:08 PM
Author: Razzmatazz Bright Church Building

Hey bud we're all good

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2874077&forum_id=2#27844651)



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Date: May 7th, 2015 8:22 PM
Author: puce office

I fucking laughed so hard. Ty, OP.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2874077&forum_id=2#27844243)



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Date: May 7th, 2015 8:28 PM
Author: Trip Zombie-like Theatre

you bet you're sweet ass there are

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2874077&forum_id=2#27844294)



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Date: October 12th, 2016 12:21 PM
Author: glittery bonkers chad senate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2874077&forum_id=2#31623860)