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Date: June 12th, 2015 1:34 PM Author: Trip doobsian stead quadroon (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2#28102764) |
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Date: June 12th, 2015 1:35 PM Author: Floppy Hideous Psychic Cruise Ship white girls (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2#28102766) |
Date: June 12th, 2015 1:35 PM Author: shimmering wagecucks "The room lacked symmetry. I found this aesthetically discomforting." (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2#28102775) |
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Date: June 12th, 2015 1:38 PM Author: arrogant costumed legal warrant (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2#28102812) |
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Date: June 12th, 2015 1:39 PM Author: up-to-no-good pale filthpig (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2#28102827) |
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Date: June 12th, 2015 1:42 PM Author: laughsome becky parlour (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2#28102855) |
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Date: June 12th, 2015 1:50 PM Author: Coral Know-it-all Crackhouse Crotch (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2#28102948) |
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Date: June 12th, 2015 10:40 PM Author: Lime tanning salon (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2#28106877) |
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Date: June 13th, 2015 8:10 AM Author: bearded house messiness (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2#28108765) |
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Date: June 12th, 2015 1:36 PM Author: splenetic electric personal credit line drunken fucking with fat chick in UG. she literally shit the bed (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2#28102782) |
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Date: June 12th, 2015 1:44 PM Author: Lime tanning salon winnar /thread (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2#28102877) |
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Date: June 12th, 2015 6:42 PM Author: hairraiser institution Yeah I'd definitely take the hot redhead with the penussy over this any day (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2#28105105) |
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Date: June 13th, 2015 10:15 AM Author: splenetic electric personal credit line Nothing like plowing a fat chick missionary and drunkenly noticing a hideous odor rising before u try to blow your load (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2#28108992) |
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Date: June 12th, 2015 1:44 PM Author: filthy stimulating fanboi same but pissed all over bed instead of shit (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2#28102880) |
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Date: June 12th, 2015 1:45 PM Author: splenetic electric personal credit line did she do it while you were fucking her? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2#28102888) |
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Date: June 12th, 2015 1:48 PM Author: filthy stimulating fanboi not sure tbh i was wasted, i discovered it after i got back from dropping her off and only connected the dots when i sobered up (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2#28102929) |
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Date: June 12th, 2015 3:00 PM Author: Nighttime beady-eyed heaven shitlib LMAO. WE HAVE A WINNER! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2#28103519) |
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Date: June 13th, 2015 8:08 AM Author: Yapping cerebral mad cow disease legend 180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2#28108761) |
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Date: September 17th, 2016 8:47 AM Author: Yapping cerebral mad cow disease legend (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2#31427351) |
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Date: June 12th, 2015 1:38 PM Author: arrogant costumed legal warrant Fucked one of the hottest girls from my high school in my pool as a sophomore in UG. She was a red head with a perfect body and face. I found out that night that she had a HUGE clit and I almosted put my mouth on it before I saw it. Still fucked the shit out of her but cut all contact the next day. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2#28102808) |
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Date: June 12th, 2015 1:39 PM Author: Floppy Hideous Psychic Cruise Ship this sounds awesome wtf? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2#28102820) |
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Date: June 12th, 2015 1:40 PM Author: arrogant costumed legal warrant brother he clit was legit big. The size of a child's digit (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2#28102836) |
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Date: June 12th, 2015 1:41 PM Author: Floppy Hideous Psychic Cruise Ship was it otherwise normal? sensitive? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2#28102844) |
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Date: June 12th, 2015 1:43 PM Author: arrogant costumed legal warrant Yes normal besides size. And I have no idea if it was sensitive because I did not touch that shit man.
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Date: June 12th, 2015 1:42 PM Author: splenetic electric personal credit line bigger than an azn "male" clitpeen then? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2#28102850) |
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Date: June 12th, 2015 1:43 PM Author: Effete Slap-happy Cumskin like Chyna big? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2#28102863) |
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Date: June 12th, 2015 1:44 PM Author: arrogant costumed legal warrant I would say the red heads was longer but similar in girth. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2#28102881) |
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Date: June 12th, 2015 1:45 PM Author: Effete Slap-happy Cumskin and you are sure that wasn't a dick? maybe hermaphrodite? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2#28102898) |
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Date: June 12th, 2015 1:46 PM Author: arrogant costumed legal warrant Last time I told this story someone suggested it. The clit did not leave the skin like a penis does. But if she was a herm I wish I fucked it a lot more. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2#28102912) |
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Date: June 12th, 2015 1:48 PM Author: Effete Slap-happy Cumskin I mean idk much about what is what but something seems fishy if it is that big and girthy. very interesting. odd case. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2#28102932) |
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Date: June 12th, 2015 3:24 PM Author: Mind-boggling newt red head? pisswyrm? where have I heard this before? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2#28103746) |
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Date: June 12th, 2015 3:28 PM Author: wine dashing double fault national *CFO at Halford Industries trying to account for a lost time machine* (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2#28103781) |
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Date: June 12th, 2015 9:07 PM Author: arrogant costumed legal warrant (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2#28106041) |
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Date: June 12th, 2015 11:06 PM Author: exciting ape piazza (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2#28107169) |
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Date: June 12th, 2015 1:46 PM Author: Lime tanning salon (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2#28102914) |
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Date: June 12th, 2015 1:39 PM Author: Effete Slap-happy Cumskin I was banging some girl and drunk. About half way through the ordeal I had to leave and puke. Did that came back and finished the job. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2#28102819) |
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Date: June 12th, 2015 1:45 PM Author: Lime tanning salon same here but we were on a couch and she was straddling me. just threw her aside and puked all over the floor. she ran away. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2#28102890) |
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Date: June 12th, 2015 1:48 PM Author: splenetic electric personal credit line I had a girl puke on my while hooking up with her in HS (no sex) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2#28102925) |
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Date: June 12th, 2015 1:49 PM Author: Lime tanning salon ur face or chest? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2#28102936) |
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Date: June 12th, 2015 9:59 PM Author: Diverse Cyan Generalized Bond Same. We were on my parents' bed, too, and I had to concoct some lame story for my parents about why I decided to wash their bedding. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2#28106432) |
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Date: June 12th, 2015 2:30 PM Author: spectacular cheese-eating corner I went down to AC with some buddies when the Borgata first opened up and wound up with some slut back in the hotel room. Next morning I'm hungover as fuck in the shower and she comes in and we start going at it. Between the heat and the exertion, I had to step out and vomit like 2L of vodka, red bull and filet mignon. I got back in the shower to rinse off and went right back to fucking. Girl was a total champ about it. She was just like "feel better now?". (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2#28103292) |
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Date: June 12th, 2015 2:32 PM Author: laughsome becky parlour sounds like my kinda chick (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2#28103308) |
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Date: June 12th, 2015 2:32 PM Author: Effete Slap-happy Cumskin lol I did this in ac once too. Was at some shit casino met some trashy girl who lives with her mom in like some day 2 day motel. Talked her into coming up to the room - she let me put it in her butt and literally gave me a bj to finish. I didn't throw up or anything but when we were done I literally said, you have to go. She was like "really?? we just..." I kind of handed her - her clothes and said yea we have more people in this room so (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2#28103310) |
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Date: June 12th, 2015 9:35 PM Author: Orange passionate milk wrinkle that's what we call a "keeper" (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2#28106252) |
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Date: June 12th, 2015 1:44 PM Author: mint marvelous university puppy Girl was psychotic and told me before we started hooking up that she forgot her anti-depressant meds. Then after sex she started crying and wanted to leave. As I was rushing her out of my place at 5am, she kept wanting to play with my roommate's pet turtle. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2#28102885) |
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Date: June 12th, 2015 1:46 PM Author: Floppy Hideous Psychic Cruise Ship oh so you've met 433? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2#28102910) |
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Date: June 12th, 2015 1:49 PM Author: Effete Slap-happy Cumskin (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2#28102940) |
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Date: June 12th, 2015 3:30 PM Author: Azure property (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2#28103805) |
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Date: June 12th, 2015 2:04 PM Author: slimy national security agency senate Fucking lol but what the fuck (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2#28103065) |
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Date: June 12th, 2015 2:09 PM Author: mint marvelous university puppy what the fuck what? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2#28103110) |
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Date: June 12th, 2015 1:51 PM Author: filthy stimulating fanboi fucked a borderline retard in the back of a minivan, sobered up in the middle of it and realized what i was doing, got out and walked around town thinking to myself oh my god i fucked a retard (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2#28102952) |
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Date: June 12th, 2015 1:52 PM Author: Lime tanning salon wtf (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2#28102956) |
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Date: June 12th, 2015 2:00 PM Author: filthy stimulating fanboi them titties weren't retarded :D (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2#28103024) |
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Date: June 12th, 2015 2:00 PM Author: mint marvelous university puppy lolwut (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2#28103031) |
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Date: June 12th, 2015 2:01 PM Author: arrogant costumed legal warrant Underrated poast, doobs will underline this fact 3 times (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2#28103035) |
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Date: June 12th, 2015 3:02 PM Author: Nighttime beady-eyed heaven shitlib (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2#28103539) |
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Date: June 12th, 2015 3:29 PM Author: bearded house messiness goes in the hardcopy collection (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2#28103794) |
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Date: June 12th, 2015 9:38 PM Author: Offensive provocative famous landscape painting (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2#28106273) |
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Date: September 17th, 2016 8:50 AM Author: sick useless temple jap (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2#31427361) |
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Date: June 12th, 2015 1:51 PM Author: Mind-boggling newt when I was about 3-4 years old, I was staying in a hotel with my parents while on a family trip. in the middle of the night I rolled off of the bed and smashed my cheekbone into the corner of the night stand. that was the worst. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2#28102953) |
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Date: June 12th, 2015 2:11 PM Author: Anal Kitchen I once met a guy from online after I had been chatting with him for a while. No sex, just a fistfight. I won. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2#28103126) |
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Date: June 12th, 2015 2:14 PM Author: Floppy Hideous Psychic Cruise Ship I didn't realize you met autoadmit posters IRL (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2#28103150) |
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Date: June 12th, 2015 2:31 PM Author: arrogant costumed legal warrant This sounds fun (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2#28103300) |
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Date: June 12th, 2015 2:38 PM Author: Lime tanning salon lmao 180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2#28103347) |
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Date: June 12th, 2015 3:06 PM Author: peach harsh half-breed set I imagine this "fistfight" as lots of limp-wristed slapping. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2#28103568) |
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Date: June 12th, 2015 7:47 PM Author: Boyish lay (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2#28105501) |
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Date: June 12th, 2015 4:57 PM Author: twinkling flickering locus rigor that's not how semper fi claims it went (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2#28104463) |
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Date: June 12th, 2015 10:48 PM Author: Lascivious mischievous forum liquid oxygen 180; story plz (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2#28106987) |
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Date: June 13th, 2015 12:09 PM Author: carnelian shrine toilet seat Lol I love this story (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2#28109506) |
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Date: June 13th, 2015 1:20 PM Author: Anal Kitchen Yes, I'm sure I've told this story before. I don't feel like typing it out again. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2#28109898) |
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Date: June 12th, 2015 2:13 PM Author: Wonderful hairless nowag new version two words: whisky dick (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2#28103146) |
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Date: June 12th, 2015 3:00 PM Author: Fragrant Sooty Hunting Ground Garrison This girl had ridiculous BACK ACNE and then told me she was a virgin and then tried to kiss me after I came in her mouth AND she was an insufferable feminist
but it got me out of a dry spell and then I got with much better looking women |
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Date: June 12th, 2015 3:02 PM Author: Effete Slap-happy Cumskin well did you make out after? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2#28103543) |
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Date: June 12th, 2015 3:03 PM Author: Fragrant Sooty Hunting Ground Garrison No I literally forced her ass to the bathroom and she was MAF but I didnt care (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2#28103557) |
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Date: June 13th, 2015 1:28 PM Author: hyperventilating trust fund (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2#28109939) |
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Date: June 12th, 2015 3:02 PM Author: Nighttime beady-eyed heaven shitlib chick was so terrible that I faked cumming to leave. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2#28103545) |
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Date: June 12th, 2015 3:03 PM Author: Effete Slap-happy Cumskin (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2#28103551) |
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Date: June 12th, 2015 10:37 PM Author: Lascivious mischievous forum liquid oxygen lol i did this once too (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2#28106835) |
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Date: June 12th, 2015 10:40 PM Author: arrogant costumed legal warrant (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2#28106868) |
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Date: June 12th, 2015 3:15 PM Author: bat shit crazy supple orchestra pit rooftop in Athens with a drunk Brit ca. 1978 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2#28103650) |
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Date: June 12th, 2015 3:27 PM Author: 180 idiot brits are no good? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2#28103774) |
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Date: June 12th, 2015 3:32 PM Author: bat shit crazy supple orchestra pit undetermined for me... small sample size (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2#28103818) |
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Date: June 12th, 2015 3:26 PM Author: Bat-shit-crazy center regret slightly overweight girl with hairy ass. Could not come.
had a cute face so I figured I would give it a shot. |
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Date: June 12th, 2015 4:59 PM Author: Claret dead stage if only she had a cock to go with that hairy ass. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2#28104475) |
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Date: June 12th, 2015 9:22 PM Author: Offensive provocative famous landscape painting what was his name (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2#28106162) |
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Date: June 12th, 2015 9:40 PM Author: Trip doobsian stead quadroon where'd you meet her? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2#28106290) |
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Date: June 12th, 2015 4:55 PM Author: pontificating sickened goyim elastic band Hideous jewess who edited a major literary magazine. Bipolar, stalked me for years afterwards (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2#28104451) |
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Date: June 12th, 2015 8:58 PM Author: Lime tanning salon go on... (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2#28105961) |
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Date: June 13th, 2015 7:09 PM Author: pontificating sickened goyim elastic band Sent me a super spooky email exactly nine months later subject line pretended to be about giving birth (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2#28111963) |
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Date: June 13th, 2015 1:29 PM Author: hyperventilating trust fund FLAME
no literary magazine counts as "major" |
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Date: June 12th, 2015 7:49 PM Author: Rose step-uncle's house lettuce 5/10 jewess living in Miami beach. We were the only 2 singles in a group of 6. She would cum with gross theatrics every 90 seconds and sang show tunes afterwards.
I left a watch there when I departed the next morning and she wouldn't leave it with the doorman or send it back to me. she made me COME BACK TO HER PLACE sober and get it from her on the nightstand I left it. |
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Date: June 12th, 2015 9:24 PM Author: Vibrant Mildly Autistic Jew Depressive sounds fukin psycho (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2#28106176) |
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Date: June 13th, 2015 1:22 PM Author: twinkling flickering locus rigor lol wtf (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2#28109901) |
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Date: September 17th, 2016 10:24 AM Author: razzmatazz territorial hall pisswyrm lol'd at this one (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2#31427667) |
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Date: June 12th, 2015 7:50 PM Author: Boyish lay Drunkenly ordered a mud named Keisha lick my asshole. I faced the wall and leaned against it and spread my legs. She went to town on my asshole with her tongue. I enjoyed it for like 2-4 minutes.
Never mind this was one of the best.
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Date: September 17th, 2016 8:59 AM Author: Boyish lay Good times (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2#31427379) |
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Date: June 12th, 2015 9:20 PM Author: Bateful hot location Brought girl back to my place. I passed out drunk. She freaked out and thought I was dead and called the fire department. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2#28106148) |
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Date: June 12th, 2015 9:31 PM Author: Lime tanning salon (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2#28106217) |
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Date: June 12th, 2015 9:33 PM Author: Trip doobsian stead quadroon (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2#28106230) |
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Date: June 12th, 2015 11:54 PM Author: hairraiser institution (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2#28107538) |
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Date: June 13th, 2015 8:39 AM Author: nubile white chad (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2#28108806) |
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Date: June 13th, 2015 8:40 AM Author: Blue public bath mediation (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2#28108808) |
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Date: June 13th, 2015 1:26 PM Author: disturbing fiercely-loyal dysfunction pit (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2#28109927) |
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Date: September 17th, 2016 8:47 AM Author: Yapping cerebral mad cow disease legend (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2#31427354) |
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Date: June 12th, 2015 9:47 PM Author: honey-headed contagious theatre round eye Went to a girl's studio condo she owned in Adams Morgan. She had a bit of a troll face, and prided herself on her style. We just got back from Hanks Oyster Bar and I dropped her off. We kissed, but I wasn't feeling it and left pretty quick after dropping her outside. She called a few minutes later as I was down toward Dupont Circle and told me to come back. I did, parked, she was standing in front of her condo building. I kissed her and walked past her toward her condo complex door, and she led me to the elevator and we went up to her studio. It was shit, but she owned it,which she was proud of and had referred to herself as a homeowner about 11 times on our date. No couch, we sat on the bed. She brought out Trader Joe's two buck chuck white wine. We drank a little, started making out, I wasn't really into it. I took her shirt off, she took mine off. Took her pants off, she had a full bush, which was super unattractive. She smelled a little. I finger ed her and my fingers smelled rank. She took my pants off and gave me a bj, but I couldn't get hard as I could still smell my fingers. We tried to have sex, missionary. Couldn't get it up. She said it looked like my little friend wasn't cooperating. I sacked it up, jacked off until I managed to get a semi. Stuck it in, in and out a few times. Couldn't finish. She seemed disappointed. I left quickly, never set up a second date. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2#28106364) |
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Date: June 12th, 2015 10:24 PM Author: Trip doobsian stead quadroon damn brother. this has been me more times than i'd like to remember. depressing |
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Date: June 13th, 2015 8:07 AM Author: honey-headed contagious theatre round eye One of the few times I had regretted having sex. She was skinny and stylish, but was no more than a 5. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2#28108759) |
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Date: June 12th, 2015 10:50 PM Author: fluffy stage codepig The DC Shrew (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2#28107009) |
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Date: June 13th, 2015 10:06 AM Author: splenetic electric personal credit line This. I have had the same experience a few times in DC (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2#28108960) |
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Date: June 12th, 2015 11:58 PM Author: hairraiser institution :-/ (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2#28107582) |
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Date: June 13th, 2015 8:34 AM Author: Blue public bath mediation lol man no shame in this, ive been here many times before (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2#28108797) |
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Date: June 13th, 2015 8:38 AM Author: nubile white chad if this is your worst consider yourself lucky (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2#28108805) |
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Date: June 12th, 2015 10:38 PM Author: vigorous coffee pot i loved thenm all (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2#28106845) |
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Date: June 12th, 2015 10:39 PM Author: Indecent Philosopher-king Gas Station mines a nightmare (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2#28106858) |
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Date: June 12th, 2015 10:41 PM Author: Lime tanning salon can u beat fat girl shitting in bed or waking up to the fire department? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2#28106888) |
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Date: June 12th, 2015 10:53 PM Author: Indecent Philosopher-king Gas Station self loathing is worse than any fire response scenario (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2#28107035) |
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Date: June 13th, 2015 9:12 AM Author: carnelian shrine toilet seat I will just give the condensed version: fucked a law shrew classmate who PURSUED ME then, after I P+D'd, first, threatened to charge me with rape, second, faked a pregnancy, third, had a mob of law shrews try to beat my ass (LOL), and fourth, drafted an email to my then-girlfriend describing how I cheated on her in very graphic detail. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2#28108842) |
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Date: June 13th, 2015 9:14 AM Author: nubile white chad Fast Times at McGeorge Law (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2#28108847) |
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Date: June 13th, 2015 9:15 AM Author: Blue public bath mediation LOL describe the aftermath with the gf (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2#28108851) |
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Date: June 13th, 2015 10:05 AM Author: carnelian shrine toilet seat oh we never recovered from that one but brother let me tell you having two girls read and write about how you plow them is a 180 peak experience (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2#28108952) |
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Date: June 13th, 2015 12:51 PM Author: Odious Violent Brunch Dog Poop Copy paste that shit u ape (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2#28109745) |
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Date: June 13th, 2015 10:05 AM Author: splenetic electric personal credit line The law shrew mob- describe (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2#28108953) |
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Date: June 13th, 2015 10:24 AM Author: carnelian shrine toilet seat A few weeks after this event my buddies and I do a big night of sake and preparty with this law shrew and the mob. Cop a BJ during the party on my staircase (!!). So, we all go out and meet some classmates who are lame and we decide ( my buddies and I) that we are going to go meet some other girls at another bar. So we ditch the girls we were originally with. Not long after, I start getting text messages from some member of the shrew model like "what the fuck did you guys go" and "what the fuck are you doing to [shrew]". I am just too fucked up to understand the tone or implication of these messages, so I reply like "oh I don't know we went to meet some of the girls yeah shrews okay." The text messages get progressively more violent where the member of the mob will say "we are at x ba. If you come here I'm going to Slap you in the face" my responses are "ok, cool, on our way." We show up to the bar, and I am immediately met by the mob, who questions to me in a convo that goes like this "why did you invite us!to dinner tonight?" Because I thought it would be fun. why did you invite us to the pre-party? Because I thought it would be fun. Why did you invite us to the bars afterwards? Because I thought it would be fun. Why do you leave us for other girls? Because I thought it would be more fun. When I say one, that a hail of slaps and kicks and punches come from the shrew crowd while their faggot white knights lisp on cheering my demise. Instead of going down Jon snow style I high tail it out of there, a gaggle of Menacing shrews screeching in disdain |
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Date: June 13th, 2015 10:26 AM Author: Blue public bath mediation omg (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2#28109044) |
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Date: June 13th, 2015 10:28 AM Author: splenetic electric personal credit line This is was in LS? 180. TYVMFT (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2#28109054) |
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Date: June 13th, 2015 10:31 AM Author: Glittery Station Mexican lmao (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2#28109066) |
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Date: June 13th, 2015 12:42 PM Author: bearded house messiness U copped a BJ from the girl you raped a few weeks earlier? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2#28109708) |
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Date: June 13th, 2015 12:44 PM Author: carnelian shrine toilet seat there was obviously nothing close to a rape just a cawg (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2#28109714) |
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Date: June 13th, 2015 12:52 PM Author: Odious Violent Brunch Dog Poop 18000000 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2#28109750) |
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Date: June 13th, 2015 1:07 PM Author: Salmon genital piercing address Dude, you basically raped those women. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2#28109830) |
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Date: June 13th, 2015 1:13 PM Author: histrionic elite resort gay wizard (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2#28109865) |
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Date: June 13th, 2015 1:25 PM Author: disturbing fiercely-loyal dysfunction pit 180^180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2#28109918) |
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Date: January 18th, 2026 8:00 AM Author: Trip doobsian stead quadroon (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2#49598260) |
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Date: June 13th, 2015 10:27 AM Author: Orchid balding point got it from Rent-A-Center. thing was about as sturdy as a diarrhea shit. never again. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2#28109047) |
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Date: June 13th, 2015 10:40 AM Author: submissive theater stage boistinker Was in Seattle with a buddy. Approached a couple girls at a bar. My girl was Lille a 5-6....my buddy ended up leaving because his girl wasn't into it. Talked to my girl some more, kissed a bit. We walked out and started making out and I was getting a semi. All of a sudden she said "let's get some food." She picks some Asian ethnic place and orders a bunch of food. We take it back to her apartment. I use her bathroom and have diarrhea for some reason and just feeling like shit. I walk out and feel a little better and then just see her SHOVING that food down her mouth like a monster. Something about it was just a huge turnoff. We go to her room, start making out, get undressed, and then my buddy starts blowing up my phone because I'm the only one with the airbnb key. She didn't like me checking out my phone but we kept making out and I went down on her for a few minutes to try to get into it. But the combination of a lot of alcohol, diarrhea, and just seeing her shove ethnic food down her mouth completely shut my dick off. I said I'll be right back, tried to get hard in the bathroom, but nothing was working. I jizzed without even getting hard for the first time I could remember. Came back to her room and she was passed out. Put my clothes on and got the fuck out of there. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2#28109102) |
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Date: June 13th, 2015 1:10 PM Author: Salmon genital piercing address This sounds like just a normal hook up. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2#28109846) |
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Date: June 13th, 2015 1:22 PM Author: charismatic olive friendly grandma 18 months ago I meet girl on OKC with a cute face. Go to see her at bar and some drunk hobos attempt to mug me, but theyre too drunk to succeed. They try to push me down and Im just like, "have a good night, thank!" and walk off. Fucking boomers.
Meet this girl outside bar but it is too full. We go to some mexican restaurant and this shrew talks about her failed relationships and shrewdom and shit. She's internet famous and has a wikipedia page or something. ANyway I'm drinking enough and starting to have a good time so I walk her back to her apt and we make out on her couch. Get on bed and get her clothes off and apparently she used to be pretty overweight and body was saggy and blah and tramp stamp. Pound it for a while, but i can barely get hard with a condom and booze. I can't come. She takes out this giant vibrator and gets herself off while i throat fuck her. I leave without coming and that's that.
I have a few other bad ONS, but this chick's body really ruined it for me. Such a cute face! She got married like 5 months later, ljl. |
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Date: June 13th, 2015 1:34 PM Author: hyperventilating trust fund She's internet famous and has a wikipedia page or something.
LINK? |
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Date: June 13th, 2015 1:41 PM Author: charismatic olive friendly grandma nah that would be mean
it's one of those undeserving wikipedia pages that people make for themselves
she wrote for huffpo and other shit blogs |
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Date: June 13th, 2015 1:47 PM Author: Adulterous Business Firm Halford Most people at my school are shitlibs. I bring a girl back to my room, she starts blowing me, than takes my cock out of her mouth and asks, "You're not like a huge liberal or anything are you?". Naturally I responded, "Fuck no," and she said "good" and stuffed my cock back in her mouth and then I came on her face. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2#28110067) |
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Date: June 13th, 2015 2:57 PM Author: carnelian shrine toilet seat 180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2#28110496) |
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Date: June 13th, 2015 6:39 PM Author: Boyish lay (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2#28111854) |
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Date: June 13th, 2015 6:41 PM Author: disturbing fiercely-loyal dysfunction pit 180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2#28111858) |
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Date: June 13th, 2015 6:30 PM Author: Trip doobsian stead quadroon I'd like Julia's input ITT (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2#28111823) |
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Date: June 22nd, 2015 9:42 PM Author: Maniacal crimson abode Hammered, met a larger girl at closing time. I am not one to go hogging so this was new experience. She comes back with me we start making out and I am pleased to see she has big tits. I was only hoping for a blowjob but she said she doesn't give those to strangers, only fucks. I trooper up and take her to my room. She says she needs to use bathroom. She comes back out and I run in to kiss.it was the worst smell I have ever experienced. It wasn't shit but I don't know anything about gynecology so no clue what it may have been. On the verge of puking I go back to bed and give it a run. After 3 pumps I am reminded of the smell, fake an orgasm and roll over pretending to be asleep. She's like are you serious and I am making light snoring sounds. Realizing she had left when I woke up like 3 hours later was one of my happier moments (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2#28180688) |
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Date: June 22nd, 2015 9:47 PM Author: Effete Slap-happy Cumskin got drunk when 19 with some girls. Went to the beach. Girl wanted to see if this mansion 10,000 sq+ (being sold brand new) had a charger outside the house. The key fell out of the lock. We went inside probably 11 bedrooms. fucked the girl in the wine cellar.
another time went to JENKS came out was waiting for a taxi. Girl was heading to same town as me. Randomly met talked in the car. As we got out she invited me over to her place. Had 2 beers fucked her put my pants on and left. Never knew her name or saw her again.
I had so many idk |
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Date: January 4th, 2018 7:57 PM Author: fighting plaza circlehead (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2#35083093) |
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Date: January 4th, 2018 7:58 PM Author: Motley garnet church met girl off aol. turned out she was wheel chair bound. i sat in the wheelchair while she rode me. i walked out, never answered her calls. the residual guilt... (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2#35083101) |
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Date: January 4th, 2018 8:46 PM Author: Cerise bawdyhouse Fucked a one armed girl I met at a frat party my freshman year. A few years later we were both in a small seminar together. Couldn’t even look in her direction that semester. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2#35083461) |
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Date: January 18th, 2026 8:02 AM Author: appetizing emerald box office pervert slightly defective girls can be a lifehack (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2#49598263) |