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Fucking Azn HR Cunt Stole My Jalapeno Bagel

My paralegal specifically gets me a jalapeno bagel every Fri...
Geriatric impressive mental disorder nursing home
  07/03/15
you got pa pa pa poaned
carnelian crusty hairy legs skinny woman
  07/03/15
God dammit.
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  07/03/15
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  07/03/15
you know what? it doesn't matter.
Chocolate business firm internal respiration
  07/03/15
FUCK YOU
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  07/03/15
lol'd irl at this
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  11/09/18
lol what are u gonna do about it? complain to HR?
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  07/09/15
180 lulz
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  01/29/16
chillimattta: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pHHZBmF8mk4
aromatic area gay wizard
  07/03/15
Next time, tell your paralegaless to put EXTRA SPICY CHILIS ...
Fishy cracking jewess
  07/03/15
I like this idea.
Geriatric impressive mental disorder nursing home
  07/03/15
killself you beta faggot
Yellow church building love of her life
  07/03/15
Rude
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  07/03/15
Photo of the event: http://realestatecrm.biz/wp-content/uplo...
wonderful useless brakes
  07/03/15
this thread is fucking worthless without ethnicity
awkward magical temple
  07/03/15
She's Korean. I just complained to my boss. He offered to go...
Geriatric impressive mental disorder nursing home
  07/03/15
shocking that she wasn't CHINK.
awkward magical temple
  07/03/15
My paralegal told me a story about her at one of the firm Xm...
Geriatric impressive mental disorder nursing home
  07/03/15
you know what, that doesn't matter either
multi-colored mahogany immigrant
  07/03/15
(Azn HR cunt)
Geriatric impressive mental disorder nursing home
  07/03/15
jfc what a bitch at this TTT consulting place I worked t...
Heady chapel
  07/03/15
lol
Geriatric impressive mental disorder nursing home
  07/03/15
all HR is SHIT OUT MY ASS
Mind-boggling generalized bond
  07/03/15
Take her food out of the fridge next time.
Haunting stirring macaca
  07/03/15
Update: I ate an everything bagel. While I'm eating it my bo...
Geriatric impressive mental disorder nursing home
  07/03/15
I'm confused. Jalapneo cheese was NOT too spicy?
Domesticated Bronze Meetinghouse Boltzmann
  07/03/15
Apparently not.
Geriatric impressive mental disorder nursing home
  07/03/15
doesn't matter.
Chocolate business firm internal respiration
  07/03/15
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K7JsLtcEAF4
Fishy cracking jewess
  07/03/15
180
Geriatric impressive mental disorder nursing home
  07/03/15
Update: the HR girl forwarded the email chain to the Office ...
Geriatric impressive mental disorder nursing home
  07/09/15
All this because of a bagel? You have issues.
Fantasy-prone casino candlestick maker
  07/09/15
A jalapeno cheese bagel, faggot, not a normal bagel.
Geriatric impressive mental disorder nursing home
  07/09/15
it's not even really about the bagel. It's just flat out ru...
big fortuitous meteor electric furnace
  07/09/15
no way this works. if she is Korean then she will cry as soo...
amber abusive feces queen of the night
  07/09/15
It isn't about the bagel. The bagel started it. This is what...
Geriatric impressive mental disorder nursing home
  07/09/15
credited, but keep in mind, korean women are crazy.
awkward magical temple
  07/09/15
i just remembered why I retired.
Laughsome Cerise Hall
  07/09/15
let it go bro dont make a big deal out of it. just tell h...
Metal hyperventilating dysfunction
  07/09/15
Shit, I forgot I did a follow up thread. I should have bumpe...
Geriatric impressive mental disorder nursing home
  07/09/15
We had a guest speaker at our Friday morning meeting today a...
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  07/10/15
Azn HR cunt is foolishly waging a war against me and my para...
soul-stirring parlor giraffe
  08/27/15
This is hilarious. So at an office meeting/breakfast, from ...
Vengeful Space Wrinkle
  08/27/15
You don't understand. The admin team are passive-aggressive ...
Geriatric impressive mental disorder nursing home
  08/27/15
This is insane. Tell us more about office manager pls.
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  08/30/15
Which did he eat- the bag or the bagel?
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Bros, the new fat paralegal stole my bagel this morning. I h...
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This is actually more of a 488/490.5, but I stand with you b...
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She entered the building with the intent to deprive me of my...
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This is really elaborate flame, or you are 100% beta as fuck...
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(Guy who has never had a jalapeno cheese bagel)
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You're a lawyer, right?
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Maybe. Why do you ask?
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Date: July 3rd, 2015 11:28 AM
Author: Geriatric impressive mental disorder nursing home

My paralegal specifically gets me a jalapeno bagel every Friday for our meeting. They were out of the regular jalapeno bagels so my paralegal got me a cheese jalapeno one which has melted cheddar on top. It is fucking delicious. Then I see the azn HR cunt (the one who instituted this new internet policy at our firm, the same one who takes photos of her cappuccinos) eating it.

I ask her if she's eating my bagel and she ignores me. So then I flat out accuse her of stealing it and she goes, "You know what? It doesn't matter."

As I was typing the last paragraph she comes into my office and offers me some candy or something. I say, "Is this your way of apologizing for stealing my bagel?"

She goes, "No, I'm not apologzing. I got there first. Now I'm not offering you the candy anymore."

What a fucking cunt. Fuming right now bros. And I'm hungry.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2#28251303)



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Date: July 3rd, 2015 11:30 AM
Author: carnelian crusty hairy legs skinny woman

you got pa pa pa poaned

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2#28251312)



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Date: July 3rd, 2015 11:30 AM
Author: Geriatric impressive mental disorder nursing home

God dammit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2#28251316)



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Date: July 3rd, 2015 11:31 AM
Author: slippery buff tattoo main people



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2#28251317)



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Date: July 3rd, 2015 11:30 AM
Author: Chocolate business firm internal respiration

you know what? it doesn't matter.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2#28251315)



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Date: July 3rd, 2015 11:31 AM
Author: Geriatric impressive mental disorder nursing home

FUCK YOU

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2#28251319)



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Date: January 29th, 2016 12:57 PM
Author: supple maize field community account

lol'd irl at this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2#29707128)



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Date: November 9th, 2018 1:23 PM
Author: Territorial sneaky criminal death wish



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2#37198069)



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Date: July 3rd, 2015 11:31 AM
Author: aromatic area gay wizard

lol what are u gonna do about it? complain to HR?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2#28251318)



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Date: July 9th, 2015 9:13 PM
Author: Provocative smoky jew



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2#28294769)



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Date: September 1st, 2015 4:14 PM
Author: startled exhilarant institution

180 lulz

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2#28668866)



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Date: September 3rd, 2015 10:46 PM
Author: Exciting lemon ladyboy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2#28685025)



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Date: January 29th, 2016 3:56 PM
Author: Aqua Filthy Property



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2#29708257)



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Date: July 3rd, 2015 11:31 AM
Author: aromatic area gay wizard

chillimattta: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pHHZBmF8mk4

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2#28251327)



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Date: July 3rd, 2015 11:33 AM
Author: Fishy cracking jewess

Next time, tell your paralegaless to put EXTRA SPICY CHILIS on the jalapeno bagel so when HR feminazi comes to liquidate it, she gets PWND with dat spicy revenge!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2#28251339)



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Date: July 3rd, 2015 11:39 AM
Author: Geriatric impressive mental disorder nursing home

I like this idea.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2#28251366)



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Date: July 3rd, 2015 11:41 AM
Author: Yellow church building love of her life

killself you beta faggot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2#28251377)



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Date: July 3rd, 2015 11:42 AM
Author: Geriatric impressive mental disorder nursing home

Rude

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2#28251380)



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Date: July 3rd, 2015 11:51 AM
Author: wonderful useless brakes

Photo of the event: http://realestatecrm.biz/wp-content/uploads/2014/11/office-space-milton-cake.jpg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2#28251429)



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Date: July 3rd, 2015 11:51 AM
Author: awkward magical temple

this thread is fucking worthless without ethnicity

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2#28251432)



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Date: July 3rd, 2015 11:53 AM
Author: Geriatric impressive mental disorder nursing home

She's Korean. I just complained to my boss. He offered to go get me a new bagel.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2#28251452)



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Date: July 3rd, 2015 12:00 PM
Author: awkward magical temple

shocking that she wasn't CHINK.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2#28251485)



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Date: July 3rd, 2015 12:05 PM
Author: Geriatric impressive mental disorder nursing home

My paralegal told me a story about her at one of the firm Xmas parties. The azn HR girl wanted my paralegal's white elephant gift and traded with my paralegal for the azn girl's bottle of wine.

It was a decent bottle of wine. The azn HR girl took one of the cheap bottles of wine that were placed on all the tables, replaced the good bottle of wine with it, and gave the shit wine to my paralegal who didn't notice until after she got home. When my paralegal confonted her about it the girl defended herself by saying my paralegal was drunk and should have noticed.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2#28251515)



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Date: July 3rd, 2015 12:13 PM
Author: multi-colored mahogany immigrant

you know what, that doesn't matter either

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2#28251549)



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Date: July 3rd, 2015 12:21 PM
Author: Geriatric impressive mental disorder nursing home

(Azn HR cunt)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2#28251592)



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Date: July 3rd, 2015 12:33 PM
Author: Heady chapel

jfc what a bitch

at this TTT consulting place I worked there was an ex-military wigger w a bunch of kids who would put a $10 gift card in a big box and wrap it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2#28251670)



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Date: July 3rd, 2015 12:34 PM
Author: Geriatric impressive mental disorder nursing home

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2#28251672)



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Date: July 3rd, 2015 11:53 AM
Author: Mind-boggling generalized bond

all HR is SHIT OUT MY ASS

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2#28251444)



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Date: July 3rd, 2015 12:24 PM
Author: Haunting stirring macaca

Take her food out of the fridge next time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2#28251612)



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Date: July 3rd, 2015 12:27 PM
Author: Geriatric impressive mental disorder nursing home

Update: I ate an everything bagel. While I'm eating it my boss and paralegal walk into the breakroom. My paralegal says, "Not the same, is it?"

It is not the same, bros. Not the same at all.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2#28251625)



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Date: July 3rd, 2015 12:28 PM
Author: Domesticated Bronze Meetinghouse Boltzmann

I'm confused. Jalapneo cheese was NOT too spicy?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2#28251633)



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Date: July 3rd, 2015 12:28 PM
Author: Geriatric impressive mental disorder nursing home

Apparently not.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2#28251639)



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Date: July 3rd, 2015 12:29 PM
Author: Chocolate business firm internal respiration

doesn't matter.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2#28251646)



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Date: July 3rd, 2015 12:40 PM
Author: Fishy cracking jewess

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K7JsLtcEAF4

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2#28251715)



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Date: July 3rd, 2015 12:42 PM
Author: Geriatric impressive mental disorder nursing home

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2#28251719)



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Date: July 9th, 2015 9:04 PM
Author: Geriatric impressive mental disorder nursing home

Update: the HR girl forwarded the email chain to the Office Manager who is her direct supervisor. He sent me a shitty ass email "Let's get some things straight . . ." and then he tells me (a) that she was not tasked with sending in my certification and that she is only tasked with doing things that he himself approves and (b) I should know better as an attorney that there is a "certain level of respect" I need to show colleagues and to come to him if I have a problem.

I replied to this motherfucker saying that MY boss (who is also his boss) tasked her with it and if he has a problem to take it up with him (cc'd boss).

Then I basically told him that she's a disrespectful little cunt and I'm not going to put up with that shit from her or anyone else.

So there is now a meeting schedule tomorrow where my boss is going to mediate the dispute between me and this fucking cuntrag. I'm going to tear her head off tomorrow.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2#28294685)



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Date: July 9th, 2015 9:09 PM
Author: Fantasy-prone casino candlestick maker

All this because of a bagel? You have issues.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2#28294730)



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Date: July 9th, 2015 9:37 PM
Author: Geriatric impressive mental disorder nursing home

A jalapeno cheese bagel, faggot, not a normal bagel.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2#28294935)



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Date: July 9th, 2015 9:42 PM
Author: big fortuitous meteor electric furnace

it's not even really about the bagel. It's just flat out rude to steal someone's food. Hope that bitch gets GOT

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2#28294975)



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Date: July 9th, 2015 9:45 PM
Author: amber abusive feces queen of the night

no way this works. if she is Korean then she will cry as soon as she gets GOT. Then OP looks like a aspie complaining about a 99 cent bagel.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2#28294997)



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Date: July 9th, 2015 9:57 PM
Author: Geriatric impressive mental disorder nursing home

It isn't about the bagel. The bagel started it. This is what blew it up:

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2930004&mc=14&forum_id=2

Edit: and jalapeno cheese bagels are AT LEAST 25 cents more.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2#28295105)



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Date: July 9th, 2015 9:10 PM
Author: awkward magical temple

credited, but keep in mind, korean women are crazy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2#28294742)



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Date: July 9th, 2015 9:11 PM
Author: Laughsome Cerise Hall

i just remembered why I retired.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2#28294748)



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Date: July 9th, 2015 9:11 PM
Author: Metal hyperventilating dysfunction

let it go bro

dont make a big deal out of it. just tell her you want her to respect your boundaries and move on

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2#28294752)



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Date: July 9th, 2015 9:40 PM
Author: Geriatric impressive mental disorder nursing home

Shit, I forgot I did a follow up thread. I should have bumped that one. This isn't about the bagel. My boss accidentally forwarded her an email in which I referred to her having a "shitty fucking attitude". That's what this is about.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2#28294953)



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Date: July 10th, 2015 2:27 PM
Author: Geriatric impressive mental disorder nursing home

We had a guest speaker at our Friday morning meeting today and this dude brought bagels with him. He brought *one* cheddar cheese bagel (no jalapenos). Guess who fucking ate it? I kept my mouth shut today though.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2#28300011)



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Date: August 27th, 2015 2:45 AM
Author: soul-stirring parlor giraffe

Azn HR cunt is foolishly waging a war against me and my paralegal

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2974074&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2#28634838)



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Date: August 27th, 2015 3:29 AM
Author: Vengeful Space Wrinkle

This is hilarious. So at an office meeting/breakfast, from a breakfast spread of many bagels, someone who arrived before you did happened to take THE bagel that you wanted, that was included on the platter and not set aside for you? And instead of just getting another bagel you throw a fit? This sounds like classic Jim/Dwight dynamic. You're Dwight.

Why doesn't your paralegal get more than one of your flavor of bagel OR set aside your bagel so that it is not on display for general consumption?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2#28634943)



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Date: August 27th, 2015 3:43 AM
Author: Geriatric impressive mental disorder nursing home

You don't understand. The admin team are passive-aggressive aspies. After this incident, my paralegal would put my bagel in a special bag and write my name on it. The office manager ate it. I knew that was his way of defending the cunt. He wanted me to react, but I didn't. Instead I filed him under "Enemy".

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2#28634958)



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Date: August 30th, 2015 1:26 AM
Author: Brilliant disrespectful weed whacker dopamine

This is insane. Tell us more about office manager pls.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2#28652958)



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Date: September 1st, 2015 4:17 PM
Author: Shimmering pit

Which did he eat- the bag or the bagel?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2#28668887)



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Date: September 3rd, 2015 10:48 PM
Author: Fighting boyish mood



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2#28685041)



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Date: September 1st, 2015 4:13 PM
Author: cerebral avocado school yarmulke



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2#28668854)



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Date: January 29th, 2016 12:48 PM
Author: Geriatric impressive mental disorder nursing home

Bros, the new fat paralegal stole my bagel this morning. I had to send an email to everyone.

"[My paralegal] buys two jalapeno cheese bagels every week: one for me and one for [azn hr cunt]. If you want a jalapeno cheese bagel, please let [paralegal] know and she will *special* order one for you so you don't have to *steal* mine (please see California Penal Code section 459). Now my entire Friday is *ruined* thanks to you."

Fucking bullshit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2#29707072)



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Date: January 29th, 2016 12:57 PM
Author: Burgundy marvelous whorehouse dog poop

This is actually more of a 488/490.5, but I stand with you brother.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2#29707126)



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Date: January 29th, 2016 1:02 PM
Author: Geriatric impressive mental disorder nursing home

She entered the building with the intent to deprive me of my bagel. How dare you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2#29707168)



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Date: January 29th, 2016 1:08 PM
Author: supple maize field community account

This is really elaborate flame, or you are 100% beta as fuck, bro.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2#29707232)



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Date: January 29th, 2016 1:20 PM
Author: Geriatric impressive mental disorder nursing home

(Guy who has never had a jalapeno cheese bagel)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2#29707313)



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Date: January 29th, 2016 1:21 PM
Author: supple maize field community account

You're a lawyer, right?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2#29707316)



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Date: January 29th, 2016 3:54 PM
Author: Geriatric impressive mental disorder nursing home

Maybe. Why do you ask?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2#29708245)



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Date: January 29th, 2016 3:58 PM
Author: Geriatric impressive mental disorder nursing home

New associate in my office asked me whether my email was serious or not. My boss looked at him and with a straight face says, "People have been killed over that bagel. [Chilmata] is Sicilian." Not flame.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2#29708261)



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Date: January 30th, 2016 1:28 AM
Author: Brass adulterous old irish cottage

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2#29711669)



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Date: May 14th, 2016 1:37 AM
Author: Very Tactful Roast Beef



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2#30475619)



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Date: August 20th, 2016 11:52 AM
Author: Very Tactful Roast Beef



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2#31228820)



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Date: August 20th, 2016 12:04 PM
Author: Geriatric impressive mental disorder nursing home

I see. Kihote's been making the azn hr cunt threads under this moniker. Now I get it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2#31228848)



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Date: August 20th, 2016 12:05 PM
Author: Very Tactful Roast Beef

?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2#31228850)



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Date: August 20th, 2016 12:06 PM
Author: Geriatric impressive mental disorder nursing home

ITS YOU!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2#31228857)



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Date: August 20th, 2016 12:07 PM
Author: Very Tactful Roast Beef

I'm chandler

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2#31228863)



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Date: August 20th, 2016 12:07 PM
Author: Geriatric impressive mental disorder nursing home

I know, faggot.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2#31228864)



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Date: August 20th, 2016 12:17 PM
Author: Floppy bright orchestra pit boistinker

So how did this whole fiasco conclude? Did u bash that cunt's face in?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2#31228926)



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Date: August 20th, 2016 12:19 PM
Author: Geriatric impressive mental disorder nursing home

Long story, bro.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2#31228934)



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Date: August 20th, 2016 12:22 PM
Author: Floppy bright orchestra pit boistinker

I would have done some Tonya Harding/Nancy Kerrigan type shit and hired a hitman.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2#31228950)



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Date: August 20th, 2016 12:31 PM
Author: pale forum

He now buys her a bagel every Friday and has to sit and watch her eat it. Total victory by HR GURL.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2#31229014)



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Date: August 20th, 2016 1:06 PM
Author: violent goal in life stock car



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2#31229212)



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Date: January 24th, 2017 5:54 PM
Author: Very Tactful Roast Beef



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2#32450132)



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Date: January 24th, 2017 6:16 PM
Author: Geriatric impressive mental disorder nursing home

I remember this like it was yesterday.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2#32450283)



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Date: June 21st, 2017 1:10 AM
Author: Very Tactful Roast Beef



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2#33607049)



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Date: November 9th, 2018 1:14 PM
Author: Lilac public bath



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2#37198003)



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Date: November 9th, 2018 1:17 PM
Author: Very Tactful Roast Beef

One of the most famous posts in history and only 70 some replies

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2#37198022)



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Date: January 13th, 2020 10:03 PM
Author: Very Tactful Roast Beef



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2#39426494)



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Date: March 19th, 2021 5:32 PM
Author: Lilac public bath



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2#42133131)



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Author: Orchid Trailer Park



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2#43581383)



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Date: April 7th, 2026 11:34 AM
Author: pink painfully honest mother



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