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Date: November 9th, 2005 3:53 PM Author: Useless floppy theater stage Shall we?
Senior year of high school:
I got into CORNELL!!! CORNELL is an IVY!!! Sweet, I'm gonna be rich!!!
While in College:
Turns out Cornell is just a college, like any other and saying "I go to an IVY" doesn't really force employers to empty briefcases full of unmarked bills in front of you...what next?
Senior Year of College:
I got into NORTHWESTERN law school!!! That's like an IVY, and it's almost top 10!!! Sweet, I'm gonna be rich!!!
Just out of Law School:
Hm...it turns out they want us to do WORK in order to get paid, and they're still not throwing enough money at me to compensate for my raging insecurity. Northwestern also seems to be a TTT...
Present Day:
I know! I'll get an MBA!!! They make TONS of money!!! And I don't even have to get into one of the top5 schools (oh, that elusive dream), pretty much any top 20 MBA is making MILLIONS after 3 or 4 years out!! It's another $100,000 in debt, but I'm going to make a ton more money than I would moving up in law. Sweet, I'm gonna be rich!!!
The saga continues... |
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Date: November 9th, 2005 3:54 PM Author: saffron tantric tank site At which point did he start lifting weights? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=295264&forum_id=2#4252333) |
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Date: November 9th, 2005 3:56 PM Author: fragrant garrison messiness And "training" in some martial arts (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=295264&forum_id=2#4252353) |
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Date: November 9th, 2005 4:00 PM Author: wonderful impertinent church weights - 18 years ago
martial arts - last year |
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Date: November 9th, 2005 3:55 PM Author: Massive sweet tailpipe This gets an uninflated 180. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=295264&forum_id=2#4252344) |
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Date: November 9th, 2005 3:59 PM Author: wonderful impertinent church Subject: I'm flattered I will comment:
re Cornell - yes, in fact, I did jump for joy that I was accepted at cornell, my first choice school. Having gotten into Penn and Dartmouth already though, the Ivy thing had worn off. It was especially crude to do so at my number one catholic hs in the country.
re northwestern
had already been working in a major investment bank. NU wasn't quite top ten yet, but I knew there was no difference between the programs ranked 7 through 14, so didn't really care.
re work
I soon realized that all law schools were raging ttts, but nu was good enough apparently to get me a top fed clerkship with so so grades. What I soon reliazed though was that lawyers were tools who in the grand scheme of things, don't make much money, and don't get much respect. Just go to any motion call in federal court and you'll see what I mean.
re MBA
may not make millions, but at least I'll be a lot happier in a few years. and I'll be the client, not the client's bitch.
overall, I give you a 163. |
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Date: November 9th, 2005 4:07 PM Author: Useless floppy theater stage 163 isn't bad, but if we average my scores my thread still gets a 172 and will be going to a better law school than you. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=295264&forum_id=2#4252431) |
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Date: November 9th, 2005 4:20 PM Author: wonderful impertinent church I'm sorry, but uva is not "better" (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=295264&forum_id=2#4252528) |
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Date: November 9th, 2005 7:05 PM Author: translucent whorehouse generalized bond yes, you will go from bein the client's bitch, to your bosses bitch. Bravo (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=295264&forum_id=2#4253646) |
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Date: November 9th, 2005 7:08 PM Author: Self-centered quadroon voyeur You went to Regis? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=295264&forum_id=2#4253662) |
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Date: November 9th, 2005 7:25 PM Author: wonderful impertinent church yep (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=295264&forum_id=2#4253822) |
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Date: March 14th, 2006 12:30 PM Author: arrogant clown affirmative action "top federal clerkship"
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha |
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Date: March 14th, 2006 12:43 PM Author: aphrodisiac liquid oxygen useless brakes titcr. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=295264&forum_id=2#5335091) |
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Date: November 9th, 2005 4:54 PM Author: Ruby Disturbing Fat Ankles Coldplay Fan Great overview. I as well award 180, on the Oct '04 scale. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=295264&forum_id=2#4252781) |
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Date: March 14th, 2006 12:11 PM Author: aphrodisiac liquid oxygen useless brakes 174 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=295264&forum_id=2#5334875) |
Date: November 9th, 2005 3:57 PM Author: Excitant mint point idiot ha ha not bad but in the weight room, Vaj has no peer |
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Date: November 9th, 2005 3:58 PM Author: Stimulating cuckoldry oh i bet he does (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=295264&forum_id=2#4252366) |
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Date: November 9th, 2005 4:00 PM Author: wonderful impertinent church yes, and his name is scott steiner. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=295264&forum_id=2#4252377) |
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Date: November 9th, 2005 4:00 PM Author: saffron tantric tank site Is that the one that broke your heart? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=295264&forum_id=2#4252382) |
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Date: November 9th, 2005 4:01 PM Author: wonderful impertinent church he was sweet back in the day (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=295264&forum_id=2#4252387) |
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Date: November 9th, 2005 4:01 PM Author: fragrant garrison messiness Is there any doubt that this fag as a 3 inch dick? Wouldnt that explain everything? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=295264&forum_id=2#4252383) |
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Date: November 9th, 2005 4:01 PM Author: wonderful impertinent church only the weightlifting (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=295264&forum_id=2#4252390) |
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Date: November 9th, 2005 4:03 PM Author: fragrant garrison messiness That, and your general raging insecurity.
Your lack of intelligence explains going to Cornell and NU. But that's a different issue. |
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Date: November 9th, 2005 4:04 PM Author: wonderful impertinent church Nu law yes, cornell no. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=295264&forum_id=2#4252407) |
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Date: November 9th, 2005 4:03 PM Author: Blue school cafeteria I feel bad for him. A 33 year old man that can bench 405 is just sad. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=295264&forum_id=2#4252402) |
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Date: November 9th, 2005 4:04 PM Author: wonderful impertinent church what? you want more? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=295264&forum_id=2#4252409) |
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Date: November 9th, 2005 4:05 PM Author: Blue school cafeteria No, I would've hoped you'd have developed real hobbies or have some reason to live. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=295264&forum_id=2#4252414) |
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Date: November 9th, 2005 4:05 PM Author: wonderful impertinent church I make tea. does that count? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=295264&forum_id=2#4252417) |
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Date: November 9th, 2005 4:18 PM Author: chartreuse chapel organic girlfriend Tea pwns. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=295264&forum_id=2#4252504) |
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Date: November 9th, 2005 4:04 PM Author: very tactful range water buffalo joe vaj is an american hero (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=295264&forum_id=2#4252413) |
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Date: November 9th, 2005 4:06 PM Author: wonderful impertinent church almost an icon (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=295264&forum_id=2#4252419) |
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Date: November 9th, 2005 4:22 PM Author: Medicated plaza doctorate you left out the part where he benches a chrysler (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=295264&forum_id=2#4252544) |
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Date: November 9th, 2005 4:46 PM Author: glittery base Joe_Vaj,
why did you leave ibanking for law school? |
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Date: November 9th, 2005 4:52 PM Author: wonderful impertinent church i was doing trading, not banking.
either way, I made a dumb decision. |
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Date: November 9th, 2005 4:54 PM Author: glittery base trading what? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=295264&forum_id=2#4252778) |
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Date: November 9th, 2005 4:56 PM Author: very tactful range water buffalo his soul for money (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=295264&forum_id=2#4252792) |
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Date: November 9th, 2005 7:07 PM Author: translucent whorehouse generalized bond because he was bad at it. DUH. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=295264&forum_id=2#4253656) |
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Date: March 14th, 2006 12:14 PM Author: wonderful impertinent church this is remarkably accurate (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=295264&forum_id=2#5334893) |
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Date: March 14th, 2006 12:15 PM Author: Lascivious frozen den macaca so what is next after the b-school thing doesn't immediately make you rich? Late night real estate wealth infomercials? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=295264&forum_id=2#5334904) |
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Date: March 14th, 2006 12:17 PM Author: wonderful impertinent church televangelist? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=295264&forum_id=2#5334911) |
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Date: March 14th, 2006 12:18 PM Author: Lascivious frozen den macaca that is where the money is. do you believe in god or jesus christ? If not, you will be perfect.
or you could be one of those motivators who hasn't done anything sucessful on their own like Dr. Phil or Tony Robbins. That is my plan. I've got the height. |
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Date: March 14th, 2006 12:21 PM Author: wonderful impertinent church I'm an agnostic, so I think I'll be ok.
I was also thinking of starting an internet dating site catering to lawyers and other miserable professionals who never see the light of day. |
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Date: March 14th, 2006 12:24 PM Author: Lascivious frozen den macaca that is a good idea. I think those things will take off soon once the stigma among older people wears off. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=295264&forum_id=2#5334965) |
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Date: June 1st, 2007 4:16 PM Author: nighttime trip theater boltzmann bump 4 UCLA MBA ===>> e z millions > HYS ==>> poverty (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=295264&forum_id=2#8197870) |