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Date: May 13th, 2004 10:39 AM Author: Arrogant irradiated french chef time i sent him my pic for the album without listing my moniker, so he emailed me back and said hed slit my throat and cum all over it if i didnt reply with my moniker
when he used to e-kill himself when someone with worse numbers got into vandy
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Date: May 13th, 2004 10:40 AM Author: glittery point The OSU episode. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=29571&forum_id=2#466389) |
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Date: May 13th, 2004 10:41 AM Author: Arrogant irradiated french chef true...specific lines/examples if possible (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=29571&forum_id=2#466392) |
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Date: May 13th, 2004 10:41 AM Author: vibrant erotic organic girlfriend shrine q: "biggest regret in life?"
stabby: "that the abortion bins in delaware weren't more steeply sloped."
the wife saga. |
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Date: May 13th, 2004 10:41 AM Author: Soul-stirring dilemma cuck My wife's orbital bone.
Shattered. |
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Date: May 13th, 2004 10:42 AM Author: vibrant erotic organic girlfriend shrine see? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=29571&forum_id=2#466402) |
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Date: May 13th, 2004 10:47 AM Author: Soul-stirring dilemma cuck Spousal abuse is high comedy.
I learned this from Jackie Gleason. |
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Date: May 13th, 2004 1:18 PM Author: Salmon fantasy-prone spot fortuitous meteor Yikes. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=29571&forum_id=2#468391) |
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Date: May 13th, 2004 1:19 PM Author: Soul-stirring dilemma cuck Coward. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=29571&forum_id=2#468411) |
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Date: May 13th, 2004 1:27 PM Author: Pale internet-worthy bawdyhouse telephone sha-do-be-do-be (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=29571&forum_id=2#468503) |
Date: May 13th, 2004 10:42 AM Author: Arrogant irradiated french chef time i asked him if we was gonna fuck his wife tonight and he said "wha? its that day of the month already?!" (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=29571&forum_id=2#466405) |
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Date: May 13th, 2004 10:47 AM Author: Arrogant irradiated french chef time when beauty's son said to stabby "poor you, youll end up at one of those TTTs you always make fun of"
and stabby responded "I could go to Florida Costal. I still wouldn't be you. Does that help at all?"
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Date: May 13th, 2004 10:59 AM Author: Arrogant irradiated french chef fotze: It's 11pm. Do you know where your wife is?
stabby: the implication that i care is mildly amusing...Dead? |
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Date: May 13th, 2004 11:37 AM Author: Arrogant irradiated french chef on blue beign admitted by osu......."Admitting Blue won't lose you your accreditation...it just means the Boy Scouts won't want anything to do with you anymore..."
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Date: May 13th, 2004 1:15 PM Author: Arrogant irradiated french chef beauty's son on stabby : He is queer by day, hetero by night.
stabby: sorry about your life |
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Date: May 13th, 2004 1:16 PM Author: Soul-stirring dilemma cuck That isn't funny. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=29571&forum_id=2#468347) |
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Date: May 13th, 2004 1:17 PM Author: Arrogant irradiated french chef its funny bc hes a piece of shit and you were being mean to him (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=29571&forum_id=2#468384) |
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Date: May 13th, 2004 1:18 PM Author: Soul-stirring dilemma cuck Point taken.
But I'm mean to everyone and 93% of the people who post here are pieces of shit.
Alas, I digress. |
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Date: May 13th, 2004 1:20 PM Author: Arrogant irradiated french chef i see................why are people so jealous of you that they wont post in this thread? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=29571&forum_id=2#468419) |
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Date: May 13th, 2004 1:22 PM Author: Soul-stirring dilemma cuck If this is a schtick, it is a fantastic one. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=29571&forum_id=2#468432) |
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Date: May 13th, 2004 1:27 PM Author: Arrogant irradiated french chef i think so too (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=29571&forum_id=2#468508) |
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Date: May 13th, 2004 1:18 PM Author: Floppy violent space Saturday's was good, but when I got the black eye, that was my favorite. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=29571&forum_id=2#468400) |
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Date: May 13th, 2004 1:19 PM Author: Soul-stirring dilemma cuck What?
Coherence, please. |
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Date: May 13th, 2004 1:21 PM Author: Floppy violent space Your "hits".
Reread. |
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Date: May 13th, 2004 1:23 PM Author: Soul-stirring dilemma cuck I may sleep with many women, but I only beat my wife.
HTH. |
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Date: May 13th, 2004 1:23 PM Author: Floppy violent space Damn. Oh well. I have no use for you, then. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=29571&forum_id=2#468449) |
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Date: May 13th, 2004 1:24 PM Author: Soul-stirring dilemma cuck Fetish much? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=29571&forum_id=2#468461) |
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Date: May 13th, 2004 1:25 PM Author: Floppy violent space Hardly. Was just playing on the 'women need to be beaten to learn' concept. Failed miserably. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=29571&forum_id=2#468480) |
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Date: May 21st, 2004 11:46 AM Author: Arrogant irradiated french chef stabby puttign down josephglannon in response to a shitty small-penis joke: I get it. You couldn't be funny if you were chanelling Jeffrey Ross at a Sadaam Hussien roast.
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Date: May 27th, 2004 4:28 PM Author: Arrogant irradiated french chef appolonius: I'm already in hell. And I still have a pulse.
stabmaster: Did I give you permission to fuck my wife?
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Date: May 27th, 2004 4:36 PM Author: Arrogant irradiated french chef stabbys snappy comeback to mr jinx: Did they void the reading comprehension section of your LSAT? Was Yale less selective back then?
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Date: May 27th, 2004 4:46 PM Author: Arrogant irradiated french chef stabby: If I ever stand for the Missouri bar, just kill me.
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Date: May 27th, 2004 4:53 PM Author: Arrogant irradiated french chef queen bitch: its "complications" again, i hope this helps stabby: Oddly enough it doesn't.
Does the fact that I am functionally illiterate lessen the extent to which you are a vapid slut?
Please advise.
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Date: July 26th, 2004 3:02 PM Author: Soul-stirring dilemma cuck This is actually funny.
Did I say this? |
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Date: July 26th, 2004 3:04 PM Author: Arrogant irradiated french chef yes, youre not as stale as blue, who i had to insert made-up jokes for (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=29571&forum_id=2#1053740) |
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Date: May 27th, 2004 5:03 PM Author: Arrogant irradiated french chef ponky: you didn't even spell half the names right...way to go
stabby:: i'm sorry, you exist why? |
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Date: February 25th, 2005 1:15 PM Author: Spruce slimy cruise ship this one rocks. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=29571&forum_id=2#2206722) |
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Date: February 25th, 2005 1:17 PM Author: Arrogant irradiated french chef ahah yeh (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=29571&forum_id=2#2206735) |
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Date: March 6th, 2005 10:22 PM Author: Slate office tattoo It's funny how it was replied to like a year later. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=29571&forum_id=2#2272014) |
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Date: July 26th, 2004 3:00 PM Author: Arrogant irradiated french chef chicky: youre all talk,stabby, all talk
stabby: No, I'm 87% talk, 6% wild hand gestures and 7% cunnilingus.
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Date: November 19th, 2004 8:39 PM Author: Arrogant irradiated french chef haha (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=29571&forum_id=2#1676621) |
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Date: November 19th, 2004 8:46 PM Author: bearded location fantastic. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=29571&forum_id=2#1676664) |
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Date: July 11th, 2007 3:59 PM Author: bipolar exhilarant house mother awesome. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=29571&forum_id=2#8368405) |
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Date: July 26th, 2004 3:01 PM Author: confused orchestra pit this is sad (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=29571&forum_id=2#1053716) |
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Date: July 26th, 2004 3:03 PM Author: Arrogant irradiated french chef maybe (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=29571&forum_id=2#1053730) |
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Date: July 26th, 2004 3:05 PM Author: Soul-stirring dilemma cuck Correct. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=29571&forum_id=2#1053754) |
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Date: July 26th, 2004 3:07 PM Author: Arrogant irradiated french chef so you want me to edit everything out? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=29571&forum_id=2#1053766) |
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Date: July 26th, 2004 3:10 PM Author: Soul-stirring dilemma cuck No.
I enjoy the attention. |
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Date: July 26th, 2004 3:12 PM Author: Arrogant irradiated french chef ok, just checking (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=29571&forum_id=2#1053821) |
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Date: November 19th, 2004 8:36 PM Author: Arrogant irradiated french chef need more (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=29571&forum_id=2#1676607) |
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Date: December 15th, 2004 1:07 PM Author: Arrogant irradiated french chef "they hate women, black people, gay people, the poor, women"
stabby:I don't hate gays or blacks. I do hate women. Twice.
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Date: December 15th, 2004 1:53 PM Author: Zombie-like big masturbator This thread rules. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=29571&forum_id=2#1795760) |
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Date: January 22nd, 2005 9:25 PM Author: Arrogant irradiated french chef stabby: "Broads are an expensive habit." (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=29571&forum_id=2#1982880) |
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Date: February 12th, 2005 9:45 PM Author: Arrogant irradiated french chef Amazing http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=135617&mc=15&forum_id=2 |
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Date: February 14th, 2005 4:18 AM Author: Arrogant irradiated french chef Subject: in "worse job: gyno at bryn-mawr or stabby's shrink?" thread Date: May 20th, 2004 3:53 PM Author: StabbyMcLawyer
I'm pretty crazy but, I still think being my shrink is a better gig...
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Date: May 20th, 2004 3:54 PM Author: foodsnob
What would the relative pros and cons be of the gyne job?
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Date: May 20th, 2004 3:57 PM Author: StabbyMcLawyer
Other than wadding through heaping mounds of untrimmed pubic hair to discover an unclean vagina torn agape by years of lesbian fisting, it would be great.
The Bryn Mawr job would suck too...
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Date: February 14th, 2005 2:34 PM Author: hideous tanning salon really tough guy I don't think this makes the cut. It would have if foodsnob's post had read, "What would be the relative pros and cons of each job?" As it stands it's forced. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=29571&forum_id=2#2129628) |
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Date: February 25th, 2005 1:08 PM Author: Arrogant irradiated french chef Author: sunshinecity
How is it that some people actually seek out pity?
(http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=140900#2202456)
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Date: February 24th, 2005 7:48 PM Author: StabbyMcLawyer (http://www.whomikejones.com/)
Um, they're called women, and no one knows. |
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Date: February 25th, 2005 1:12 PM Author: Gold queen of the night No quotes, just a fond, sweet memory.
Stabby whispered sweet nothings into my ear and then fucked me ravenously like the animal he is. |
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Date: February 25th, 2005 1:13 PM Author: Arrogant irradiated french chef sweet (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=29571&forum_id=2#2206706) |
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Date: February 25th, 2005 1:17 PM Author: Arrogant irradiated french chef Author: Ricky_Ricardo
If I were you, I'd put "sense of humor" at the top of my grocery list.
(http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=140942#2202997)
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Date: February 24th, 2005 9:23 PM Author: JDK
I've got one. It's just developed beyond the pre-teen level.
(http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=140942#2203007)
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Date: February 24th, 2005 9:24 PM Author: StabbyMcLawyer (http://www.whomikejones.com/)
So you're saying you watch "Everybody Loves Raymond" and enjoy the wry wit of Dave Barry?
Nice life. |
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Date: February 25th, 2005 1:24 PM Author: Arrogant irradiated french chef http://www.lawschooldiscussion.org/prelaw/index.php?topic=26150.msg381524;topicseen#msg381524;boardseen (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=29571&forum_id=2#2206793) |
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Date: March 6th, 2005 10:01 PM Author: thriller range (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=29571&forum_id=2#2271845) |
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Date: March 11th, 2005 2:48 AM Author: Beady-eyed locale (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=29571&forum_id=2#2306377) |
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Date: March 11th, 2005 2:49 AM Author: odious honey-headed stage clown Good bump. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=29571&forum_id=2#2306389) |
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Date: March 11th, 2005 3:18 AM Author: Slap-happy apoplectic newt Hey, I've got one. Remember when Stabby was rejected from Ohio State? That was great! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=29571&forum_id=2#2306530) |
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Date: April 21st, 2005 7:32 PM Author: bearded location Stabby = unrivalled greatness. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=29571&forum_id=2#2607385) |
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Date: May 7th, 2005 3:37 AM Author: Costumed bright lettuce bump (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=29571&forum_id=2#2721229) |
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Date: May 7th, 2005 3:38 AM Author: Appetizing affirmative action stabby = one of the best posters ever. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=29571&forum_id=2#2721238) |
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Date: May 7th, 2005 3:47 AM Author: Costumed bright lettuce indeed (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=29571&forum_id=2#2721289) |
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Date: September 5th, 2005 2:37 PM Author: Jade vivacious institution I thought he was my hero, but the fact that he deigned to post on LSD is more than disturbing. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=29571&forum_id=2#3751057) |
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Date: September 5th, 2005 2:56 PM Author: ruby church There was a couple week period when many posters went to LSD to destroy their souls and will, especially when they began shit-talking this board. Nothing to be ashamed of. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=29571&forum_id=2#3751152) |
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Date: September 5th, 2005 2:57 PM Author: Jade vivacious institution It's like God all of the sudden deciding to take on human form to walk amongst the lowliest of us.
Oh, crap, wait: that whole Jesus thing.
Never mind. |
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Date: March 13th, 2006 8:57 AM Author: aquamarine cerebral halford bump (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=29571&forum_id=2#5324867) |
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Date: March 13th, 2006 8:58 AM Author: Smoky parlour thank you. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=29571&forum_id=2#5324871) |
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Date: March 13th, 2006 9:07 AM Author: vengeful karate public bath Man, he used to be funny. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=29571&forum_id=2#5324889) |
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Date: March 13th, 2006 9:10 AM Author: obsidian idiotic personal credit line heaven Yup. And that's just the XO Stabby, for the most part. His PR days were even better in many regards. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=29571&forum_id=2#5324893) |
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Date: March 13th, 2006 9:19 AM Author: vengeful karate public bath When did his funny bone wither away? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=29571&forum_id=2#5324912) |
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Date: March 13th, 2006 9:32 AM Author: obsidian idiotic personal credit line heaven About the time he realized that he was going to get real job offers from real firms. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=29571&forum_id=2#5324933) |
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Date: March 13th, 2006 10:36 AM Author: Blue Frum Abode Foreskin So what happened to us, then? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=29571&forum_id=2#5325098) |
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Date: March 13th, 2006 11:06 AM Author: obsidian idiotic personal credit line heaven Drugs?
Or maybe we just weren't that funny to begin with. |
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Date: July 11th, 2006 6:41 PM Author: vengeful karate public bath (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=29571&forum_id=2#6188724) |
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Date: December 13th, 2006 2:19 AM Author: Motley Mental Disorder (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=29571&forum_id=2#7208734) |
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Date: March 3rd, 2007 7:04 PM Author: Laughsome domesticated field (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=29571&forum_id=2#7703577) |
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Date: July 11th, 2007 2:24 PM Author: electric filthpig pit Oddly enough, I found this more amusing than IBANKING PWNS LAW and WGWAG. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=29571&forum_id=2#8367938) |
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Date: July 11th, 2007 3:53 PM Author: Irate snowy athletic conference woe that the mighty have fallen since PR days. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=29571&forum_id=2#8368369) |
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Date: July 11th, 2007 3:54 PM Author: Geriatric haunted graveyard elastic band Most of the shit in this thread isn't really very funny.
But I'm sure stabby had his moments...*looks away* *tugs at collar* |
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Date: July 11th, 2007 3:57 PM Author: Irate snowy athletic conference did you get a job at Bryan Cave? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=29571&forum_id=2#8368392) |
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Date: July 11th, 2007 3:57 PM Author: Geriatric haunted graveyard elastic band Ding! Fag. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=29571&forum_id=2#8368396) |
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Date: July 11th, 2007 4:00 PM Author: Hilarious home gunner oh, BIGSAINTLOUISLAW. :-P (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=29571&forum_id=2#8368409) |
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Date: July 11th, 2007 4:04 PM Author: Irate snowy athletic conference he probably gets Rams season tix or something. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=29571&forum_id=2#8368428) |
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Date: July 11th, 2007 4:05 PM Author: Hilarious home gunner that still wouldn't dull the pain of being stuck in st. louis. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=29571&forum_id=2#8368431) |
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Date: July 11th, 2007 4:11 PM Author: Irate snowy athletic conference NOLA< Cleveland < Detroit < STL < Newark (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=29571&forum_id=2#8368448) |
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Date: July 11th, 2007 4:12 PM Author: bipolar exhilarant house mother flip cleveland and detroit and titcr (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=29571&forum_id=2#8368452) |
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Date: July 11th, 2007 4:13 PM Author: Geriatric haunted graveyard elastic band Detroit<NOLA<Newark<Cleveland<STL
But close enough. They all suck. |
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Date: July 11th, 2007 4:15 PM Author: Hilarious home gunner yeah, that's the long and short of it, they all suck. i'm biased against st. louis, though, because i've never had to put up with living any of the other places. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=29571&forum_id=2#8368462) |
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Date: July 11th, 2007 4:16 PM Author: Irate snowy athletic conference the people are rather obnoxious and provincial there aren't they? they are very insecure about the fact that their city has been reduced to a forgotten TTT. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=29571&forum_id=2#8368472) |
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Date: July 11th, 2007 4:17 PM Author: Hilarious home gunner that's so true. it's so insular there...they distrust anyone who is not from there, and have such a chip on their shoulder about real cities. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=29571&forum_id=2#8368474) |
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Date: July 11th, 2007 4:25 PM Author: Irate snowy athletic conference its strange indeed, like no other American city, and i've been to almost all of them.
my ex-gf is from there. some of her friends were incredulous that she went to college at UC-Santa Cruz and contemplated a life on the west coast rather than as a knocked-up ex-catholic school girl with a cardinals fetish. |
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Date: July 11th, 2007 4:29 PM Author: Hilarious home gunner amen. i had never spent much time there until law school, and it's so weird. everyone's all grown up, still asking each other where they went to high school, and making snap judgments based on that.
st. louisans can't understand why people leave...but despite efforts to "revitalize", it's a dead town. i can't understand why people stay. |
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Date: July 11th, 2007 4:03 PM Author: clear boltzmann fat ankles Must of been "If you had been there it would be funny" type of thing. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=29571&forum_id=2#8368421) |