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Date: May 13th, 2004 10:39 AM Author: Sapphire Site time i sent him my pic for the album without listing my moniker, so he emailed me back and said hed slit my throat and cum all over it if i didnt reply with my moniker
when he used to e-kill himself when someone with worse numbers got into vandy
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Date: May 13th, 2004 10:40 AM Author: Ivory Hyperventilating Idea He Suggested Nursing Home The OSU episode. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=29571&forum_id=2#466389) |
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Date: May 13th, 2004 10:41 AM Author: Sapphire Site true...specific lines/examples if possible (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=29571&forum_id=2#466392) |
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Date: May 13th, 2004 10:41 AM Author: House-broken tantric stage q: "biggest regret in life?"
stabby: "that the abortion bins in delaware weren't more steeply sloped."
the wife saga. |
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Date: May 13th, 2004 10:41 AM Author: sepia wonderful toaster My wife's orbital bone.
Shattered. |
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Date: May 13th, 2004 10:42 AM Author: House-broken tantric stage see? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=29571&forum_id=2#466402) |
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Date: May 13th, 2004 10:47 AM Author: sepia wonderful toaster Spousal abuse is high comedy.
I learned this from Jackie Gleason. |
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Date: May 13th, 2004 1:18 PM Author: bonkers floppy stag film Yikes. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=29571&forum_id=2#468391) |
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Date: May 13th, 2004 1:19 PM Author: sepia wonderful toaster Coward. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=29571&forum_id=2#468411) |
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Date: May 13th, 2004 1:27 PM Author: lascivious domesticated love of her life sha-do-be-do-be (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=29571&forum_id=2#468503) |
Date: May 13th, 2004 10:42 AM Author: Sapphire Site time i asked him if we was gonna fuck his wife tonight and he said "wha? its that day of the month already?!" (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=29571&forum_id=2#466405) |
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Date: May 13th, 2004 10:47 AM Author: Sapphire Site time when beauty's son said to stabby "poor you, youll end up at one of those TTTs you always make fun of"
and stabby responded "I could go to Florida Costal. I still wouldn't be you. Does that help at all?"
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Date: May 13th, 2004 10:59 AM Author: Sapphire Site fotze: It's 11pm. Do you know where your wife is?
stabby: the implication that i care is mildly amusing...Dead? |
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Date: May 13th, 2004 11:37 AM Author: Sapphire Site on blue beign admitted by osu......."Admitting Blue won't lose you your accreditation...it just means the Boy Scouts won't want anything to do with you anymore..."
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Date: May 13th, 2004 1:15 PM Author: Sapphire Site beauty's son on stabby : He is queer by day, hetero by night.
stabby: sorry about your life |
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Date: May 13th, 2004 1:16 PM Author: sepia wonderful toaster That isn't funny. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=29571&forum_id=2#468347) |
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Date: May 13th, 2004 1:17 PM Author: Sapphire Site its funny bc hes a piece of shit and you were being mean to him (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=29571&forum_id=2#468384) |
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Date: May 13th, 2004 1:18 PM Author: sepia wonderful toaster Point taken.
But I'm mean to everyone and 93% of the people who post here are pieces of shit.
Alas, I digress. |
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Date: May 13th, 2004 1:20 PM Author: Sapphire Site i see................why are people so jealous of you that they wont post in this thread? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=29571&forum_id=2#468419) |
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Date: May 13th, 2004 1:22 PM Author: sepia wonderful toaster If this is a schtick, it is a fantastic one. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=29571&forum_id=2#468432) |
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Date: May 13th, 2004 1:27 PM Author: Sapphire Site i think so too (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=29571&forum_id=2#468508) |
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Date: May 13th, 2004 1:18 PM Author: dashing aquamarine corner foreskin Saturday's was good, but when I got the black eye, that was my favorite. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=29571&forum_id=2#468400) |
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Date: May 13th, 2004 1:19 PM Author: sepia wonderful toaster What?
Coherence, please. |
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Date: May 13th, 2004 1:21 PM Author: dashing aquamarine corner foreskin Your "hits".
Reread. |
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Date: May 13th, 2004 1:23 PM Author: sepia wonderful toaster I may sleep with many women, but I only beat my wife.
HTH. |
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Date: May 13th, 2004 1:23 PM Author: dashing aquamarine corner foreskin Damn. Oh well. I have no use for you, then. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=29571&forum_id=2#468449) |
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Date: May 13th, 2004 1:24 PM Author: sepia wonderful toaster Fetish much? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=29571&forum_id=2#468461) |
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Date: May 13th, 2004 1:25 PM Author: dashing aquamarine corner foreskin Hardly. Was just playing on the 'women need to be beaten to learn' concept. Failed miserably. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=29571&forum_id=2#468480) |
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Date: May 21st, 2004 11:46 AM Author: Sapphire Site stabby puttign down josephglannon in response to a shitty small-penis joke: I get it. You couldn't be funny if you were chanelling Jeffrey Ross at a Sadaam Hussien roast.
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Date: May 27th, 2004 4:28 PM Author: Sapphire Site appolonius: I'm already in hell. And I still have a pulse.
stabmaster: Did I give you permission to fuck my wife?
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Date: May 27th, 2004 4:36 PM Author: Sapphire Site stabbys snappy comeback to mr jinx: Did they void the reading comprehension section of your LSAT? Was Yale less selective back then?
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Date: May 27th, 2004 4:46 PM Author: Sapphire Site stabby: If I ever stand for the Missouri bar, just kill me.
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Date: May 27th, 2004 4:53 PM Author: Sapphire Site queen bitch: its "complications" again, i hope this helps stabby: Oddly enough it doesn't.
Does the fact that I am functionally illiterate lessen the extent to which you are a vapid slut?
Please advise.
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Date: July 26th, 2004 3:02 PM Author: sepia wonderful toaster This is actually funny.
Did I say this? |
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Date: July 26th, 2004 3:04 PM Author: Sapphire Site yes, youre not as stale as blue, who i had to insert made-up jokes for (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=29571&forum_id=2#1053740) |
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Date: May 27th, 2004 5:03 PM Author: Sapphire Site ponky: you didn't even spell half the names right...way to go
stabby:: i'm sorry, you exist why? |
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Date: February 25th, 2005 1:15 PM Author: balding learning disabled office this one rocks. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=29571&forum_id=2#2206722) |
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Date: February 25th, 2005 1:17 PM Author: Sapphire Site ahah yeh (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=29571&forum_id=2#2206735) |
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Date: March 6th, 2005 10:22 PM Author: flesh crackhouse It's funny how it was replied to like a year later. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=29571&forum_id=2#2272014) |
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Date: July 26th, 2004 3:00 PM Author: Sapphire Site chicky: youre all talk,stabby, all talk
stabby: No, I'm 87% talk, 6% wild hand gestures and 7% cunnilingus.
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Date: November 19th, 2004 8:39 PM Author: Sapphire Site haha (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=29571&forum_id=2#1676621) |
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Date: November 19th, 2004 8:46 PM Author: internet-worthy potus theater fantastic. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=29571&forum_id=2#1676664) |
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Date: July 11th, 2007 3:59 PM Author: heady parlour national security agency awesome. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=29571&forum_id=2#8368405) |
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Date: July 26th, 2004 3:01 PM Author: Lavender metal party of the first part institution this is sad (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=29571&forum_id=2#1053716) |
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Date: July 26th, 2004 3:03 PM Author: Sapphire Site maybe (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=29571&forum_id=2#1053730) |
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Date: July 26th, 2004 3:05 PM Author: sepia wonderful toaster Correct. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=29571&forum_id=2#1053754) |
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Date: July 26th, 2004 3:07 PM Author: Sapphire Site so you want me to edit everything out? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=29571&forum_id=2#1053766) |
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Date: July 26th, 2004 3:10 PM Author: sepia wonderful toaster No.
I enjoy the attention. |
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Date: July 26th, 2004 3:12 PM Author: Sapphire Site ok, just checking (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=29571&forum_id=2#1053821) |
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Date: November 19th, 2004 8:36 PM Author: Sapphire Site need more (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=29571&forum_id=2#1676607) |
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Date: December 15th, 2004 1:07 PM Author: Sapphire Site "they hate women, black people, gay people, the poor, women"
stabby:I don't hate gays or blacks. I do hate women. Twice.
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Date: December 15th, 2004 1:53 PM Author: Disrespectful bawdyhouse This thread rules. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=29571&forum_id=2#1795760) |
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Date: January 22nd, 2005 9:25 PM Author: Sapphire Site stabby: "Broads are an expensive habit." (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=29571&forum_id=2#1982880) |
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Date: February 12th, 2005 9:45 PM Author: Sapphire Site Amazing http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=135617&mc=15&forum_id=2 |
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Date: February 14th, 2005 4:18 AM Author: Sapphire Site Subject: in "worse job: gyno at bryn-mawr or stabby's shrink?" thread Date: May 20th, 2004 3:53 PM Author: StabbyMcLawyer
I'm pretty crazy but, I still think being my shrink is a better gig...
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Date: May 20th, 2004 3:54 PM Author: foodsnob
What would the relative pros and cons be of the gyne job?
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Date: May 20th, 2004 3:57 PM Author: StabbyMcLawyer
Other than wadding through heaping mounds of untrimmed pubic hair to discover an unclean vagina torn agape by years of lesbian fisting, it would be great.
The Bryn Mawr job would suck too...
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Date: February 14th, 2005 2:34 PM Author: mind-boggling range coffee pot I don't think this makes the cut. It would have if foodsnob's post had read, "What would be the relative pros and cons of each job?" As it stands it's forced. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=29571&forum_id=2#2129628) |
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Date: February 25th, 2005 1:08 PM Author: Sapphire Site Author: sunshinecity
How is it that some people actually seek out pity?
(http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=140900#2202456)
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Date: February 24th, 2005 7:48 PM Author: StabbyMcLawyer (http://www.whomikejones.com/)
Um, they're called women, and no one knows. |
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Date: February 25th, 2005 1:12 PM Author: exhilarant haunting market incel No quotes, just a fond, sweet memory.
Stabby whispered sweet nothings into my ear and then fucked me ravenously like the animal he is. |
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Date: February 25th, 2005 1:13 PM Author: Sapphire Site sweet (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=29571&forum_id=2#2206706) |
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Date: February 25th, 2005 1:17 PM Author: Sapphire Site Author: Ricky_Ricardo
If I were you, I'd put "sense of humor" at the top of my grocery list.
(http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=140942#2202997)
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Date: February 24th, 2005 9:23 PM Author: JDK
I've got one. It's just developed beyond the pre-teen level.
(http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=140942#2203007)
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Date: February 24th, 2005 9:24 PM Author: StabbyMcLawyer (http://www.whomikejones.com/)
So you're saying you watch "Everybody Loves Raymond" and enjoy the wry wit of Dave Barry?
Nice life. |
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Date: February 25th, 2005 1:24 PM Author: Sapphire Site http://www.lawschooldiscussion.org/prelaw/index.php?topic=26150.msg381524;topicseen#msg381524;boardseen (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=29571&forum_id=2#2206793) |
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Date: March 6th, 2005 10:01 PM Author: Ruby 180 Gas Station Useless Brakes (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=29571&forum_id=2#2271845) |
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Date: March 11th, 2005 2:48 AM Author: high-end carmine location (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=29571&forum_id=2#2306377) |
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Date: March 11th, 2005 2:49 AM Author: poppy property Good bump. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=29571&forum_id=2#2306389) |
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Date: March 11th, 2005 3:18 AM Author: saffron impressive jewess Hey, I've got one. Remember when Stabby was rejected from Ohio State? That was great! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=29571&forum_id=2#2306530) |
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Date: April 21st, 2005 7:32 PM Author: internet-worthy potus theater Stabby = unrivalled greatness. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=29571&forum_id=2#2607385) |
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Date: May 7th, 2005 3:37 AM Author: nofapping principal's office psychic bump (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=29571&forum_id=2#2721229) |
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Date: May 7th, 2005 3:38 AM Author: galvanic boltzmann hunting ground stabby = one of the best posters ever. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=29571&forum_id=2#2721238) |
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Date: May 7th, 2005 3:47 AM Author: nofapping principal's office psychic indeed (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=29571&forum_id=2#2721289) |
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Date: September 5th, 2005 2:37 PM Author: Appetizing silver stead jew I thought he was my hero, but the fact that he deigned to post on LSD is more than disturbing. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=29571&forum_id=2#3751057) |
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Date: September 5th, 2005 2:56 PM Author: mewling temple There was a couple week period when many posters went to LSD to destroy their souls and will, especially when they began shit-talking this board. Nothing to be ashamed of. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=29571&forum_id=2#3751152) |
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Date: September 5th, 2005 2:57 PM Author: Appetizing silver stead jew It's like God all of the sudden deciding to take on human form to walk amongst the lowliest of us.
Oh, crap, wait: that whole Jesus thing.
Never mind. |
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Date: March 13th, 2006 8:57 AM Author: Gold liquid oxygen bump (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=29571&forum_id=2#5324867) |
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Date: March 13th, 2006 8:58 AM Author: exciting glassy public bath cuckold thank you. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=29571&forum_id=2#5324871) |
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Date: March 13th, 2006 9:07 AM Author: dark mental disorder Man, he used to be funny. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=29571&forum_id=2#5324889) |
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Date: March 13th, 2006 9:10 AM Author: filthy razzle hospital associate Yup. And that's just the XO Stabby, for the most part. His PR days were even better in many regards. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=29571&forum_id=2#5324893) |
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Date: March 13th, 2006 9:19 AM Author: dark mental disorder When did his funny bone wither away? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=29571&forum_id=2#5324912) |
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Date: March 13th, 2006 9:32 AM Author: filthy razzle hospital associate About the time he realized that he was going to get real job offers from real firms. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=29571&forum_id=2#5324933) |
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Date: March 13th, 2006 10:36 AM Author: Titillating lime hell So what happened to us, then? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=29571&forum_id=2#5325098) |
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Date: March 13th, 2006 11:06 AM Author: filthy razzle hospital associate Drugs?
Or maybe we just weren't that funny to begin with. |
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Date: July 11th, 2006 6:41 PM Author: dark mental disorder (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=29571&forum_id=2#6188724) |
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Date: December 13th, 2006 2:19 AM Author: vivacious cuck new version (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=29571&forum_id=2#7208734) |
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Date: March 3rd, 2007 7:04 PM Author: vibrant insecure heaven (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=29571&forum_id=2#7703577) |
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Date: July 11th, 2007 2:24 PM Author: Topaz french ceo Oddly enough, I found this more amusing than IBANKING PWNS LAW and WGWAG. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=29571&forum_id=2#8367938) |
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Date: July 11th, 2007 3:53 PM Author: Underhanded immigrant chad woe that the mighty have fallen since PR days. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=29571&forum_id=2#8368369) |
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Date: July 11th, 2007 3:54 PM Author: curious menage Most of the shit in this thread isn't really very funny.
But I'm sure stabby had his moments...*looks away* *tugs at collar* |
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Date: July 11th, 2007 3:57 PM Author: Underhanded immigrant chad did you get a job at Bryan Cave? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=29571&forum_id=2#8368392) |
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Date: July 11th, 2007 3:57 PM Author: curious menage Ding! Fag. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=29571&forum_id=2#8368396) |
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Date: July 11th, 2007 4:00 PM Author: Beady-eyed Deep Shrine Pozpig oh, BIGSAINTLOUISLAW. :-P (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=29571&forum_id=2#8368409) |
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Date: July 11th, 2007 4:04 PM Author: Underhanded immigrant chad he probably gets Rams season tix or something. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=29571&forum_id=2#8368428) |
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Date: July 11th, 2007 4:05 PM Author: Beady-eyed Deep Shrine Pozpig that still wouldn't dull the pain of being stuck in st. louis. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=29571&forum_id=2#8368431) |
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Date: July 11th, 2007 4:11 PM Author: Underhanded immigrant chad NOLA< Cleveland < Detroit < STL < Newark (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=29571&forum_id=2#8368448) |
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Date: July 11th, 2007 4:12 PM Author: heady parlour national security agency flip cleveland and detroit and titcr (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=29571&forum_id=2#8368452) |
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Date: July 11th, 2007 4:13 PM Author: curious menage Detroit<NOLA<Newark<Cleveland<STL
But close enough. They all suck. |
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Date: July 11th, 2007 4:15 PM Author: Beady-eyed Deep Shrine Pozpig yeah, that's the long and short of it, they all suck. i'm biased against st. louis, though, because i've never had to put up with living any of the other places. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=29571&forum_id=2#8368462) |
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Date: July 11th, 2007 4:16 PM Author: Underhanded immigrant chad the people are rather obnoxious and provincial there aren't they? they are very insecure about the fact that their city has been reduced to a forgotten TTT. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=29571&forum_id=2#8368472) |
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Date: July 11th, 2007 4:17 PM Author: Beady-eyed Deep Shrine Pozpig that's so true. it's so insular there...they distrust anyone who is not from there, and have such a chip on their shoulder about real cities. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=29571&forum_id=2#8368474) |
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Date: July 11th, 2007 4:25 PM Author: Underhanded immigrant chad its strange indeed, like no other American city, and i've been to almost all of them.
my ex-gf is from there. some of her friends were incredulous that she went to college at UC-Santa Cruz and contemplated a life on the west coast rather than as a knocked-up ex-catholic school girl with a cardinals fetish. |
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Date: July 11th, 2007 4:29 PM Author: Beady-eyed Deep Shrine Pozpig amen. i had never spent much time there until law school, and it's so weird. everyone's all grown up, still asking each other where they went to high school, and making snap judgments based on that.
st. louisans can't understand why people leave...but despite efforts to "revitalize", it's a dead town. i can't understand why people stay. |
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Date: July 11th, 2007 4:03 PM Author: comical buff cruise ship water buffalo Must of been "If you had been there it would be funny" type of thing. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=29571&forum_id=2#8368421) |