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Date: May 13th, 2004 10:39 AM Author: costumed chartreuse goyim windowlicker time i sent him my pic for the album without listing my moniker, so he emailed me back and said hed slit my throat and cum all over it if i didnt reply with my moniker
when he used to e-kill himself when someone with worse numbers got into vandy
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Date: May 13th, 2004 10:40 AM Author: pale resort water buffalo The OSU episode. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=29571&forum_id=2#466389) |
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Date: May 13th, 2004 10:41 AM Author: costumed chartreuse goyim windowlicker true...specific lines/examples if possible (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=29571&forum_id=2#466392) |
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Date: May 13th, 2004 10:41 AM Author: frisky hyperventilating temple q: "biggest regret in life?"
stabby: "that the abortion bins in delaware weren't more steeply sloped."
the wife saga. |
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Date: May 13th, 2004 10:41 AM Author: scarlet meetinghouse My wife's orbital bone.
Shattered. |
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Date: May 13th, 2004 10:42 AM Author: frisky hyperventilating temple see? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=29571&forum_id=2#466402) |
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Date: May 13th, 2004 10:47 AM Author: scarlet meetinghouse Spousal abuse is high comedy.
I learned this from Jackie Gleason. |
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Date: May 13th, 2004 1:18 PM Author: Razzle-dazzle impressive elastic band school Yikes. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=29571&forum_id=2#468391) |
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Date: May 13th, 2004 1:19 PM Author: scarlet meetinghouse Coward. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=29571&forum_id=2#468411) |
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Date: May 13th, 2004 1:27 PM Author: Doobsian parlour queen of the night sha-do-be-do-be (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=29571&forum_id=2#468503) |
Date: May 13th, 2004 10:42 AM Author: costumed chartreuse goyim windowlicker time i asked him if we was gonna fuck his wife tonight and he said "wha? its that day of the month already?!" (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=29571&forum_id=2#466405) |
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Date: May 13th, 2004 10:47 AM Author: costumed chartreuse goyim windowlicker time when beauty's son said to stabby "poor you, youll end up at one of those TTTs you always make fun of"
and stabby responded "I could go to Florida Costal. I still wouldn't be you. Does that help at all?"
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Date: May 13th, 2004 10:59 AM Author: costumed chartreuse goyim windowlicker fotze: It's 11pm. Do you know where your wife is?
stabby: the implication that i care is mildly amusing...Dead? |
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Date: May 13th, 2004 11:37 AM Author: costumed chartreuse goyim windowlicker on blue beign admitted by osu......."Admitting Blue won't lose you your accreditation...it just means the Boy Scouts won't want anything to do with you anymore..."
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Date: May 13th, 2004 1:15 PM Author: costumed chartreuse goyim windowlicker beauty's son on stabby : He is queer by day, hetero by night.
stabby: sorry about your life |
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Date: May 13th, 2004 1:16 PM Author: scarlet meetinghouse That isn't funny. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=29571&forum_id=2#468347) |
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Date: May 13th, 2004 1:17 PM Author: costumed chartreuse goyim windowlicker its funny bc hes a piece of shit and you were being mean to him (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=29571&forum_id=2#468384) |
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Date: May 13th, 2004 1:18 PM Author: scarlet meetinghouse Point taken.
But I'm mean to everyone and 93% of the people who post here are pieces of shit.
Alas, I digress. |
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Date: May 13th, 2004 1:20 PM Author: costumed chartreuse goyim windowlicker i see................why are people so jealous of you that they wont post in this thread? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=29571&forum_id=2#468419) |
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Date: May 13th, 2004 1:22 PM Author: scarlet meetinghouse If this is a schtick, it is a fantastic one. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=29571&forum_id=2#468432) |
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Date: May 13th, 2004 1:27 PM Author: costumed chartreuse goyim windowlicker i think so too (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=29571&forum_id=2#468508) |
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Date: May 13th, 2004 1:18 PM Author: ivory therapy Saturday's was good, but when I got the black eye, that was my favorite. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=29571&forum_id=2#468400) |
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Date: May 13th, 2004 1:19 PM Author: scarlet meetinghouse What?
Coherence, please. |
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Date: May 13th, 2004 1:21 PM Author: ivory therapy Your "hits".
Reread. |
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Date: May 13th, 2004 1:23 PM Author: scarlet meetinghouse I may sleep with many women, but I only beat my wife.
HTH. |
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Date: May 13th, 2004 1:23 PM Author: ivory therapy Damn. Oh well. I have no use for you, then. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=29571&forum_id=2#468449) |
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Date: May 13th, 2004 1:24 PM Author: scarlet meetinghouse Fetish much? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=29571&forum_id=2#468461) |
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Date: May 13th, 2004 1:25 PM Author: ivory therapy Hardly. Was just playing on the 'women need to be beaten to learn' concept. Failed miserably. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=29571&forum_id=2#468480) |
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Date: May 21st, 2004 11:46 AM Author: costumed chartreuse goyim windowlicker stabby puttign down josephglannon in response to a shitty small-penis joke: I get it. You couldn't be funny if you were chanelling Jeffrey Ross at a Sadaam Hussien roast.
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Date: May 27th, 2004 4:28 PM Author: costumed chartreuse goyim windowlicker appolonius: I'm already in hell. And I still have a pulse.
stabmaster: Did I give you permission to fuck my wife?
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Date: May 27th, 2004 4:36 PM Author: costumed chartreuse goyim windowlicker stabbys snappy comeback to mr jinx: Did they void the reading comprehension section of your LSAT? Was Yale less selective back then?
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Date: May 27th, 2004 4:46 PM Author: costumed chartreuse goyim windowlicker stabby: If I ever stand for the Missouri bar, just kill me.
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Date: May 27th, 2004 4:53 PM Author: costumed chartreuse goyim windowlicker queen bitch: its "complications" again, i hope this helps stabby: Oddly enough it doesn't.
Does the fact that I am functionally illiterate lessen the extent to which you are a vapid slut?
Please advise.
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Date: July 26th, 2004 3:02 PM Author: scarlet meetinghouse This is actually funny.
Did I say this? |
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Date: July 26th, 2004 3:04 PM Author: costumed chartreuse goyim windowlicker yes, youre not as stale as blue, who i had to insert made-up jokes for (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=29571&forum_id=2#1053740) |
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Date: May 27th, 2004 5:03 PM Author: costumed chartreuse goyim windowlicker ponky: you didn't even spell half the names right...way to go
stabby:: i'm sorry, you exist why? |
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Date: February 25th, 2005 1:15 PM Author: razzmatazz theater this one rocks. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=29571&forum_id=2#2206722) |
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Date: February 25th, 2005 1:17 PM Author: costumed chartreuse goyim windowlicker ahah yeh (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=29571&forum_id=2#2206735) |
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Date: March 6th, 2005 10:22 PM Author: thriller buck-toothed corner It's funny how it was replied to like a year later. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=29571&forum_id=2#2272014) |
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Date: July 26th, 2004 3:00 PM Author: costumed chartreuse goyim windowlicker chicky: youre all talk,stabby, all talk
stabby: No, I'm 87% talk, 6% wild hand gestures and 7% cunnilingus.
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Date: November 19th, 2004 8:39 PM Author: costumed chartreuse goyim windowlicker haha (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=29571&forum_id=2#1676621) |
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Date: November 19th, 2004 8:46 PM Author: fiercely-loyal wrinkle partner fantastic. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=29571&forum_id=2#1676664) |
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Date: July 11th, 2007 3:59 PM Author: rusted sex offender awesome. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=29571&forum_id=2#8368405) |
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Date: July 26th, 2004 3:01 PM Author: magical mind-boggling liquid oxygen coffee pot this is sad (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=29571&forum_id=2#1053716) |
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Date: July 26th, 2004 3:03 PM Author: costumed chartreuse goyim windowlicker maybe (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=29571&forum_id=2#1053730) |
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Date: July 26th, 2004 3:05 PM Author: scarlet meetinghouse Correct. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=29571&forum_id=2#1053754) |
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Date: July 26th, 2004 3:07 PM Author: costumed chartreuse goyim windowlicker so you want me to edit everything out? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=29571&forum_id=2#1053766) |
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Date: July 26th, 2004 3:10 PM Author: scarlet meetinghouse No.
I enjoy the attention. |
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Date: July 26th, 2004 3:12 PM Author: costumed chartreuse goyim windowlicker ok, just checking (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=29571&forum_id=2#1053821) |
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Date: November 19th, 2004 8:36 PM Author: costumed chartreuse goyim windowlicker need more (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=29571&forum_id=2#1676607) |
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Date: December 15th, 2004 1:07 PM Author: costumed chartreuse goyim windowlicker "they hate women, black people, gay people, the poor, women"
stabby:I don't hate gays or blacks. I do hate women. Twice.
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Date: December 15th, 2004 1:53 PM Author: Garnet Lascivious Center This thread rules. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=29571&forum_id=2#1795760) |
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Date: January 22nd, 2005 9:25 PM Author: costumed chartreuse goyim windowlicker stabby: "Broads are an expensive habit." (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=29571&forum_id=2#1982880) |
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Date: February 12th, 2005 9:45 PM Author: costumed chartreuse goyim windowlicker Amazing http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=135617&mc=15&forum_id=2 |
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Date: February 14th, 2005 4:18 AM Author: costumed chartreuse goyim windowlicker Subject: in "worse job: gyno at bryn-mawr or stabby's shrink?" thread Date: May 20th, 2004 3:53 PM Author: StabbyMcLawyer
I'm pretty crazy but, I still think being my shrink is a better gig...
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Date: May 20th, 2004 3:54 PM Author: foodsnob
What would the relative pros and cons be of the gyne job?
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Date: May 20th, 2004 3:57 PM Author: StabbyMcLawyer
Other than wadding through heaping mounds of untrimmed pubic hair to discover an unclean vagina torn agape by years of lesbian fisting, it would be great.
The Bryn Mawr job would suck too...
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Date: February 14th, 2005 2:34 PM Author: bisexual pit I don't think this makes the cut. It would have if foodsnob's post had read, "What would be the relative pros and cons of each job?" As it stands it's forced. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=29571&forum_id=2#2129628) |
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Date: February 25th, 2005 1:08 PM Author: costumed chartreuse goyim windowlicker Author: sunshinecity
How is it that some people actually seek out pity?
(http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=140900#2202456)
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Date: February 24th, 2005 7:48 PM Author: StabbyMcLawyer (http://www.whomikejones.com/)
Um, they're called women, and no one knows. |
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Date: February 25th, 2005 1:12 PM Author: Boyish Brunch No quotes, just a fond, sweet memory.
Stabby whispered sweet nothings into my ear and then fucked me ravenously like the animal he is. |
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Date: February 25th, 2005 1:13 PM Author: costumed chartreuse goyim windowlicker sweet (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=29571&forum_id=2#2206706) |
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Date: February 25th, 2005 1:17 PM Author: costumed chartreuse goyim windowlicker Author: Ricky_Ricardo
If I were you, I'd put "sense of humor" at the top of my grocery list.
(http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=140942#2202997)
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Date: February 24th, 2005 9:23 PM Author: JDK
I've got one. It's just developed beyond the pre-teen level.
(http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=140942#2203007)
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Date: February 24th, 2005 9:24 PM Author: StabbyMcLawyer (http://www.whomikejones.com/)
So you're saying you watch "Everybody Loves Raymond" and enjoy the wry wit of Dave Barry?
Nice life. |
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Date: February 25th, 2005 1:24 PM Author: costumed chartreuse goyim windowlicker http://www.lawschooldiscussion.org/prelaw/index.php?topic=26150.msg381524;topicseen#msg381524;boardseen (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=29571&forum_id=2#2206793) |
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Date: March 6th, 2005 10:01 PM Author: Lavender whorehouse cuckoldry (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=29571&forum_id=2#2271845) |
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Date: March 11th, 2005 2:48 AM Author: domesticated big address (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=29571&forum_id=2#2306377) |
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Date: March 11th, 2005 2:49 AM Author: Passionate dog poop Good bump. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=29571&forum_id=2#2306389) |
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Date: March 11th, 2005 3:18 AM Author: Rambunctious vigorous office tank Hey, I've got one. Remember when Stabby was rejected from Ohio State? That was great! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=29571&forum_id=2#2306530) |
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Date: April 21st, 2005 7:32 PM Author: fiercely-loyal wrinkle partner Stabby = unrivalled greatness. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=29571&forum_id=2#2607385) |
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Date: May 7th, 2005 3:37 AM Author: cobalt bawdyhouse bump (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=29571&forum_id=2#2721229) |
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Date: May 7th, 2005 3:38 AM Author: galvanic set national security agency stabby = one of the best posters ever. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=29571&forum_id=2#2721238) |
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Date: May 7th, 2005 3:47 AM Author: cobalt bawdyhouse indeed (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=29571&forum_id=2#2721289) |
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Date: September 5th, 2005 2:37 PM Author: judgmental racy shrine I thought he was my hero, but the fact that he deigned to post on LSD is more than disturbing. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=29571&forum_id=2#3751057) |
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Date: September 5th, 2005 2:56 PM Author: Razzle national There was a couple week period when many posters went to LSD to destroy their souls and will, especially when they began shit-talking this board. Nothing to be ashamed of. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=29571&forum_id=2#3751152) |
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Date: September 5th, 2005 2:57 PM Author: judgmental racy shrine It's like God all of the sudden deciding to take on human form to walk amongst the lowliest of us.
Oh, crap, wait: that whole Jesus thing.
Never mind. |
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Date: March 13th, 2006 8:57 AM Author: hyperactive stirring area bump (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=29571&forum_id=2#5324867) |
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Date: March 13th, 2006 8:58 AM Author: comical famous landscape painting thank you. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=29571&forum_id=2#5324871) |
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Date: March 13th, 2006 9:07 AM Author: Autistic Lay Man, he used to be funny. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=29571&forum_id=2#5324889) |
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Date: March 13th, 2006 9:10 AM Author: Violet filthpig Yup. And that's just the XO Stabby, for the most part. His PR days were even better in many regards. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=29571&forum_id=2#5324893) |
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Date: March 13th, 2006 9:19 AM Author: Autistic Lay When did his funny bone wither away? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=29571&forum_id=2#5324912) |
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Date: March 13th, 2006 9:32 AM Author: Violet filthpig About the time he realized that he was going to get real job offers from real firms. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=29571&forum_id=2#5324933) |
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Date: March 13th, 2006 10:36 AM Author: curious crackhouse So what happened to us, then? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=29571&forum_id=2#5325098) |
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Date: March 13th, 2006 11:06 AM Author: Violet filthpig Drugs?
Or maybe we just weren't that funny to begin with. |
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Date: July 11th, 2006 6:41 PM Author: Autistic Lay (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=29571&forum_id=2#6188724) |
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Date: December 13th, 2006 2:19 AM Author: motley frozen step-uncle's house associate (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=29571&forum_id=2#7208734) |
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Date: March 3rd, 2007 7:04 PM Author: Harsh house (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=29571&forum_id=2#7703577) |
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Date: July 11th, 2007 2:24 PM Author: Soul-stirring milky son of senegal Oddly enough, I found this more amusing than IBANKING PWNS LAW and WGWAG. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=29571&forum_id=2#8367938) |
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Date: July 11th, 2007 3:53 PM Author: Startled Floppy Azn Public Bath woe that the mighty have fallen since PR days. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=29571&forum_id=2#8368369) |
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Date: July 11th, 2007 3:54 PM Author: Diverse Ratface Most of the shit in this thread isn't really very funny.
But I'm sure stabby had his moments...*looks away* *tugs at collar* |
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Date: July 11th, 2007 3:57 PM Author: Startled Floppy Azn Public Bath did you get a job at Bryan Cave? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=29571&forum_id=2#8368392) |
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Date: July 11th, 2007 3:57 PM Author: Diverse Ratface Ding! Fag. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=29571&forum_id=2#8368396) |
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Date: July 11th, 2007 4:00 PM Author: arousing impertinent casino oh, BIGSAINTLOUISLAW. :-P (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=29571&forum_id=2#8368409) |
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Date: July 11th, 2007 4:04 PM Author: Startled Floppy Azn Public Bath he probably gets Rams season tix or something. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=29571&forum_id=2#8368428) |
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Date: July 11th, 2007 4:05 PM Author: arousing impertinent casino that still wouldn't dull the pain of being stuck in st. louis. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=29571&forum_id=2#8368431) |
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Date: July 11th, 2007 4:11 PM Author: Startled Floppy Azn Public Bath NOLA< Cleveland < Detroit < STL < Newark (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=29571&forum_id=2#8368448) |
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Date: July 11th, 2007 4:12 PM Author: rusted sex offender flip cleveland and detroit and titcr (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=29571&forum_id=2#8368452) |
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Date: July 11th, 2007 4:13 PM Author: Diverse Ratface Detroit<NOLA<Newark<Cleveland<STL
But close enough. They all suck. |
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Date: July 11th, 2007 4:15 PM Author: arousing impertinent casino yeah, that's the long and short of it, they all suck. i'm biased against st. louis, though, because i've never had to put up with living any of the other places. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=29571&forum_id=2#8368462) |
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Date: July 11th, 2007 4:16 PM Author: Startled Floppy Azn Public Bath the people are rather obnoxious and provincial there aren't they? they are very insecure about the fact that their city has been reduced to a forgotten TTT. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=29571&forum_id=2#8368472) |
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Date: July 11th, 2007 4:17 PM Author: arousing impertinent casino that's so true. it's so insular there...they distrust anyone who is not from there, and have such a chip on their shoulder about real cities. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=29571&forum_id=2#8368474) |
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Date: July 11th, 2007 4:25 PM Author: Startled Floppy Azn Public Bath its strange indeed, like no other American city, and i've been to almost all of them.
my ex-gf is from there. some of her friends were incredulous that she went to college at UC-Santa Cruz and contemplated a life on the west coast rather than as a knocked-up ex-catholic school girl with a cardinals fetish. |
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Date: July 11th, 2007 4:29 PM Author: arousing impertinent casino amen. i had never spent much time there until law school, and it's so weird. everyone's all grown up, still asking each other where they went to high school, and making snap judgments based on that.
st. louisans can't understand why people leave...but despite efforts to "revitalize", it's a dead town. i can't understand why people stay. |
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Date: July 11th, 2007 4:03 PM Author: Startling multi-colored new version police squad Must of been "If you had been there it would be funny" type of thing. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=29571&forum_id=2#8368421) |