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Just kicked the office manager out of my office and slammed door in his face

He didn't respond to my paralegal's email about a client's b...
bateful mustard famous landscape painting
  09/01/15
Bros, I felt threatened and intimidated. Should I file for a...
bateful mustard famous landscape painting
  09/01/15
lol
primrose vivacious indian lodge useless brakes
  09/01/15
YESSSSSS
crawly faggotry generalized bond
  09/01/15
OHHHH SHIT THIS ISN'T EVEN THE MEETING IT'S GONNER BE FIREWO...
crawly faggotry generalized bond
  09/01/15
Yeah, this just amped it up.
bateful mustard famous landscape painting
  09/01/15
Would you mind making a cumpilation thread with links to eve...
shimmering razzmatazz philosopher-king meetinghouse
  09/01/15
I'll try after the meeting.
bateful mustard famous landscape painting
  09/01/15
Drink a couple Rockstars and listen to RATM right before the...
Alcoholic dingle berry friendly grandma
  09/01/15
lol
bateful mustard famous landscape painting
  09/01/15
CHILMATA ON PARADE! DUH NUH NUH NUH NUH!!!
Topaz elastic band
  09/01/15
180
cerebral casino
  09/01/15
lol shit dude you're gonna get Vester'd
Metal shitlib
  09/01/15
?
bateful mustard famous landscape painting
  09/01/15
the Roanoke shooter
Metal shitlib
  09/01/15
lol
bateful mustard famous landscape painting
  09/01/15
lol
cerebral casino
  09/01/15
Just told the boss the story. My paralegal and I are using t...
bateful mustard famous landscape painting
  09/01/15
biglaw associates dream of being able to pull rank like this
Metal shitlib
  09/01/15
ONE NINETY
Abusive rehab
  09/01/15
180 moniker
bateful mustard famous landscape painting
  09/01/15
(Ricky Roma)
dun crotch
  09/01/15
...
medicated talented brunch place of business
  09/01/15
what happened at the meeting with hr and your paralegal
shaky theatre
  09/01/15
It was originally scheduled at noon. Moved to 1 p.m.
bateful mustard famous landscape painting
  09/01/15
gonna be honest with you: this is going to be the highlight ...
Metal shitlib
  09/01/15
this is going to be the highlight of my fucking WEEK, includ...
Abusive rehab
  09/01/15
why are they mad at you
shaky theatre
  09/01/15
I have no clue. I curse too much or something.
bateful mustard famous landscape painting
  09/01/15
Tell them that they are nigger loving faggots and they can s...
Topaz elastic band
  09/01/15
Go get em champ!!!!
henna racy hell
  09/01/15
Gotta flex on someone I guess -- congrats. He'll either go h...
provocative wild business firm
  09/01/15
lol @ XO this is belgian panties 2.0 egging him on to fc...
Ebony Fragrant Mad-dog Skullcap Death Wish
  09/01/15
the firm needs him bro. he's a rainmaker. you think they're ...
Sienna thriller legend
  09/01/15
this is some other office guy right even if you are right...
Ebony Fragrant Mad-dog Skullcap Death Wish
  09/01/15
it's the office manager. chilmata is a true litigator, he lo...
Metal shitlib
  09/01/15
its not nearly belgian panties but i agree chillmata could s...
Green lodge
  09/01/15
They are the ones dragging me into this meeting kicking and ...
bateful mustard famous landscape painting
  09/01/15
biglaw associates confused, bewildered
Metal shitlib
  09/01/15
...
bateful mustard famous landscape painting
  09/01/15
...
ocher aphrodisiac hospital
  09/01/15
...
180 step-uncle's house telephone
  09/01/15
(My new favorite poaster)
bateful mustard famous landscape painting
  09/02/15
Oh get the fuck out of here with that namby pamby shit. Don...
walnut magical base kitty cat
  09/01/15
...
bateful mustard famous landscape painting
  09/02/15
did the meeting happen yet?
Abusive rehab
  09/01/15
Op currently being hustled out of the building by security
henna racy hell
  09/01/15
Update?!?
Arousing rebellious temple
  09/01/15
maybe it was a surprise birthday party?
shaky theatre
  09/01/15
1pm PDT
Metal shitlib
  09/01/15
how many hours back is that from est?
shaky theatre
  09/01/15
holy shit
razzle school cafeteria
  09/01/15
Cliffs for anyone who hasn't been following this saga? What ...
Amethyst National Depressive
  09/01/15
Iirc it all started with some azn hr girl that took his bage...
amber institution turdskin
  09/01/15
bagel girl is a different girl. azn hr girl has been going a...
Metal shitlib
  09/01/15
...
motley pozpig
  09/02/15
lol I never understood people taking other people's food ...
Amethyst National Depressive
  09/01/15
I'm sitting next to her at the Friday meeting and I'm all, &...
bateful mustard famous landscape painting
  09/01/15
LOL http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&m...
Metal shitlib
  09/01/15
WTF? And these are bagels you bring in for yourself? It's no...
Amethyst National Depressive
  09/01/15
It didn't sound like they did very much, except fail to shar...
passionate kitty
  09/01/15
...
trip old irish cottage principal's office
  09/02/15
...
Metal shitlib
  09/01/15
Oh man chill out
Magenta Self-absorbed Kitchen French Chef
  09/01/15
OP is the ONLY poster churning out SUBSTANTIAL ORIGINAL CONT...
180 step-uncle's house telephone
  09/01/15
hmmmmmm, we may work at the same office...
dashing hilarious goyim
  09/01/15


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Date: September 1st, 2015 11:35 AM
Author: bateful mustard famous landscape painting

He didn't respond to my paralegal's email about a client's bill so I forwarded my para's email to him, cc'd my boss, and said he and the azn hr bitch have a habit of not replying to my emails and I'd appreciate a timely response especially when it pertains to clients.

Dude came flying up the stairs to my office and was all confrontational. I said don't talk to me, bring it up in the meeting and slammed the door in his face.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2978288&forum_id=2#28667326)



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Date: September 1st, 2015 12:01 PM
Author: bateful mustard famous landscape painting

Bros, I felt threatened and intimidated. Should I file for a civil harassment restraining order?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2978288&forum_id=2#28667464)



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Date: September 1st, 2015 4:36 PM
Author: primrose vivacious indian lodge useless brakes

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2978288&forum_id=2#28669038)



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Date: September 1st, 2015 12:02 PM
Author: crawly faggotry generalized bond

YESSSSSS

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2978288&forum_id=2#28667465)



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Date: September 1st, 2015 12:03 PM
Author: crawly faggotry generalized bond

OHHHH SHIT THIS ISN'T EVEN THE MEETING IT'S GONNER BE FIREWORKS BRUH

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2978288&forum_id=2#28667468)



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Date: September 1st, 2015 12:13 PM
Author: bateful mustard famous landscape painting

Yeah, this just amped it up.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2978288&forum_id=2#28667531)



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Date: September 1st, 2015 12:25 PM
Author: shimmering razzmatazz philosopher-king meetinghouse

Would you mind making a cumpilation thread with links to everything in this whole saga? I think I've read them all but I want to be sure. Also pls start tagging future threads as (chilmata)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2978288&forum_id=2#28667616)



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Date: September 1st, 2015 12:33 PM
Author: bateful mustard famous landscape painting

I'll try after the meeting.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2978288&forum_id=2#28667657)



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Date: September 1st, 2015 1:07 PM
Author: Alcoholic dingle berry friendly grandma

Drink a couple Rockstars and listen to RATM right before the meeting.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2978288&forum_id=2#28667812)



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Date: September 1st, 2015 1:09 PM
Author: bateful mustard famous landscape painting

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2978288&forum_id=2#28667822)



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Date: September 1st, 2015 1:29 PM
Author: Topaz elastic band

CHILMATA ON PARADE!

DUH NUH NUH NUH NUH!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2978288&forum_id=2#28667919)



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Date: September 1st, 2015 12:26 PM
Author: cerebral casino

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2978288&forum_id=2#28667623)



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Date: September 1st, 2015 12:26 PM
Author: Metal shitlib

lol shit dude you're gonna get Vester'd

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2978288&forum_id=2#28667626)



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Date: September 1st, 2015 12:28 PM
Author: bateful mustard famous landscape painting

?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2978288&forum_id=2#28667631)



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Date: September 1st, 2015 12:33 PM
Author: Metal shitlib

the Roanoke shooter

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2978288&forum_id=2#28667653)



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Date: September 1st, 2015 12:51 PM
Author: bateful mustard famous landscape painting

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2978288&forum_id=2#28667744)



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Date: September 1st, 2015 12:29 PM
Author: cerebral casino

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2978288&forum_id=2#28667637)



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Date: September 1st, 2015 12:27 PM
Author: bateful mustard famous landscape painting

Just told the boss the story. My paralegal and I are using this to our advantage and are already turning the tables now.

So as the office manager finished his little rant in my office and started walking away I said, "Your attitude sucks. I don't appreciate you coming up to my office and talking to me that way. I don't know who the fuck you think you are."

He spun around and stood in the doorway started saying something, but at this point I was MAF. That is when I stood up, walked over to him, said don't talk to me, GTFO of my office and slammed the door. Was epic bros. Fucking epic. My paralegal couldn't be more impressed.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2978288&forum_id=2#28667630)



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Date: September 1st, 2015 12:32 PM
Author: Metal shitlib

biglaw associates dream of being able to pull rank like this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2978288&forum_id=2#28667649)



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Date: September 1st, 2015 1:15 PM
Author: Abusive rehab

ONE NINETY

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2978288&forum_id=2#28667845)



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Date: September 1st, 2015 1:22 PM
Author: bateful mustard famous landscape painting

180 moniker

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2978288&forum_id=2#28667878)



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Date: September 1st, 2015 12:33 PM
Author: dun crotch

(Ricky Roma)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2978288&forum_id=2#28667655)



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Date: September 1st, 2015 3:25 PM
Author: medicated talented brunch place of business



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2978288&forum_id=2#28668568)



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Date: September 1st, 2015 12:50 PM
Author: shaky theatre

what happened at the meeting with hr and your paralegal

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2978288&forum_id=2#28667737)



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Date: September 1st, 2015 12:51 PM
Author: bateful mustard famous landscape painting

It was originally scheduled at noon. Moved to 1 p.m.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2978288&forum_id=2#28667741)



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Date: September 1st, 2015 12:52 PM
Author: Metal shitlib

gonna be honest with you: this is going to be the highlight of my day

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2978288&forum_id=2#28667753)



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Date: September 1st, 2015 1:16 PM
Author: Abusive rehab

this is going to be the highlight of my fucking WEEK, including seeing friends this upcoming Saturday, watching a new episode of Rick and Morty this past Sunday, and deepening a friendship with someone I've only known for a few months

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2978288&forum_id=2#28667853)



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Date: September 1st, 2015 12:54 PM
Author: shaky theatre

why are they mad at you

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2978288&forum_id=2#28667763)



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Date: September 1st, 2015 12:55 PM
Author: bateful mustard famous landscape painting

I have no clue. I curse too much or something.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2978288&forum_id=2#28667768)



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Date: September 1st, 2015 1:29 PM
Author: Topaz elastic band

Tell them that they are nigger loving faggots and they can suck your cock.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2978288&forum_id=2#28667922)



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Date: September 1st, 2015 12:53 PM
Author: henna racy hell

Go get em champ!!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2978288&forum_id=2#28667762)



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Date: September 1st, 2015 12:55 PM
Author: provocative wild business firm

Gotta flex on someone I guess -- congrats. He'll either go home and abuse his wife/kids or, like another poster said, you'll get Vester'd.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2978288&forum_id=2#28667767)



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Date: September 1st, 2015 12:57 PM
Author: Ebony Fragrant Mad-dog Skullcap Death Wish

lol @ XO

this is belgian panties 2.0 egging him on to fck up his career now

u guys are retards or worse aspies

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2978288&forum_id=2#28667777)



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Date: September 1st, 2015 12:58 PM
Author: Sienna thriller legend

the firm needs him bro. he's a rainmaker. you think they're gonna side with some HR cunts?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2978288&forum_id=2#28667784)



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Date: September 1st, 2015 1:01 PM
Author: Ebony Fragrant Mad-dog Skullcap Death Wish

this is some other office guy right

even if you are right how do you expect to work 8 hrs a day and 40 hrs a week minimum if you are not on speaking terms with anybody

also just because you are right and firm needs you doesn't mean you cant be more tactful

ppl who do really well in life as adults know how to manage these situations without getting into screaming fights all the time.

i am not asking him to bend over and i like Chilmata

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2978288&forum_id=2#28667796)



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Date: September 1st, 2015 1:02 PM
Author: Metal shitlib

it's the office manager. chilmata is a true litigator, he loves this confrontational shit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2978288&forum_id=2#28667799)



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Date: September 1st, 2015 12:58 PM
Author: Green lodge

its not nearly belgian panties but i agree chillmata could stand to chill and just ignore the negative support staff. support staff usually suck.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2978288&forum_id=2#28667785)



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Date: September 1st, 2015 1:06 PM
Author: bateful mustard famous landscape painting

They are the ones dragging me into this meeting kicking and screaming. I begged my boss to get out of it. And then this morning that faggot came running up here. I didn't go to him. When someone acts like that I'm not going to bend over and be his little bitch.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2978288&forum_id=2#28667809)



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Date: September 1st, 2015 1:20 PM
Author: Metal shitlib

biglaw associates confused, bewildered

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2978288&forum_id=2#28667870)



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Date: September 1st, 2015 1:22 PM
Author: bateful mustard famous landscape painting



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2978288&forum_id=2#28667885)



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Date: September 1st, 2015 1:39 PM
Author: ocher aphrodisiac hospital



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2978288&forum_id=2#28667987)



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Date: September 1st, 2015 4:23 PM
Author: 180 step-uncle's house telephone



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2978288&forum_id=2#28668927)



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Date: September 2nd, 2015 2:09 AM
Author: bateful mustard famous landscape painting

(My new favorite poaster)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2978288&forum_id=2#28672546)



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Date: September 1st, 2015 3:31 PM
Author: walnut magical base kitty cat

Oh get the fuck out of here with that namby pamby shit. Done correctly, he'll both retain his dignity and be fine in the end.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2978288&forum_id=2#28668613)



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Date: September 2nd, 2015 2:10 AM
Author: bateful mustard famous landscape painting



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2978288&forum_id=2#28672550)



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Date: September 1st, 2015 1:28 PM
Author: Abusive rehab

did the meeting happen yet?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2978288&forum_id=2#28667913)



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Date: September 1st, 2015 1:33 PM
Author: henna racy hell

Op currently being hustled out of the building by security

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2978288&forum_id=2#28667939)



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Date: September 1st, 2015 2:18 PM
Author: Arousing rebellious temple

Update?!?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2978288&forum_id=2#28668214)



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Date: September 1st, 2015 2:19 PM
Author: shaky theatre

maybe it was a surprise birthday party?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2978288&forum_id=2#28668216)



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Date: September 1st, 2015 2:30 PM
Author: Metal shitlib

1pm PDT

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2978288&forum_id=2#28668275)



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Date: September 1st, 2015 2:34 PM
Author: shaky theatre

how many hours back is that from est?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2978288&forum_id=2#28668291)



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Date: September 1st, 2015 2:21 PM
Author: razzle school cafeteria

holy shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2978288&forum_id=2#28668227)



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Date: September 1st, 2015 2:22 PM
Author: Amethyst National Depressive

Cliffs for anyone who hasn't been following this saga? What kind of stuff have these people done to chilmata?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2978288&forum_id=2#28668236)



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Date: September 1st, 2015 2:31 PM
Author: amber institution turdskin

Iirc it all started with some azn hr girl that took his bagel.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2978288&forum_id=2#28668283)



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Date: September 1st, 2015 2:33 PM
Author: Metal shitlib

bagel girl is a different girl. azn hr girl has been going after his paralegal, mostly.

edit: nevermind, i missed the episode of azn hr girl stealing his bagel. LOL

i was talking about the hr girl that replaced bagels with jimmy dean breakfast sandwiches "because they're healthier."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2978288&forum_id=2#28668286)



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Date: September 2nd, 2015 12:42 AM
Author: motley pozpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2978288&forum_id=2#28672110)



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Date: September 1st, 2015 2:33 PM
Author: Amethyst National Depressive

lol

I never understood people taking other people's food at work.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2978288&forum_id=2#28668288)



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Date: September 1st, 2015 2:38 PM
Author: bateful mustard famous landscape painting

I'm sitting next to her at the Friday meeting and I'm all, "Hey, are you eating my bagel?" She ignores me so I ask her again and she goes, "You know what, it doesn't matter." I fucking hate her.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2978288&forum_id=2#28668319)



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Date: September 1st, 2015 2:56 PM
Author: Metal shitlib

LOL

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&mc=45&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2978288&forum_id=2#28668420)



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Date: September 1st, 2015 3:01 PM
Author: Amethyst National Depressive

WTF? And these are bagels you bring in for yourself? It's not like the office orders them and you claim shotgun on a specific bagel?

Edit: just read the other threads. I could see her accidentally eating your bagel, but I'd be pretty apologetic if I did that. The fact that someone then ate one that was clearly marked as yours is ridiculous. Was the first one marked or she knew about it, or she just didn't give a shit?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2978288&forum_id=2#28668439)



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Date: September 1st, 2015 2:37 PM
Author: passionate kitty

It didn't sound like they did very much, except fail to share his interest in Comic-Con and send him an invite to a meeting without telling him what the subject matter of the meeting was.

Then it went nuclear.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2978288&forum_id=2#28668311)



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Date: September 2nd, 2015 2:32 AM
Author: trip old irish cottage principal's office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2978288&forum_id=2#28672615)



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Date: September 1st, 2015 4:14 PM
Author: Metal shitlib



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2978288&forum_id=2#28668864)



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Date: September 1st, 2015 4:15 PM
Author: Magenta Self-absorbed Kitchen French Chef

Oh man chill out

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2978288&forum_id=2#28668871)



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Date: September 1st, 2015 4:26 PM
Author: 180 step-uncle's house telephone

OP is the ONLY poster churning out SUBSTANTIAL ORIGINAL CONTENT right now

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2978288&forum_id=2#28668956)



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Date: September 1st, 2015 4:26 PM
Author: dashing hilarious goyim

hmmmmmm, we may work at the same office...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2978288&forum_id=2#28668958)