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Just kicked the office manager out of my office and slammed door in his face

He didn't respond to my paralegal's email about a client's b...
federal hall dopamine
  09/01/15
Bros, I felt threatened and intimidated. Should I file for a...
federal hall dopamine
  09/01/15
lol
spectacular naked blood rage
  09/01/15
YESSSSSS
olive stain jewess
  09/01/15
OHHHH SHIT THIS ISN'T EVEN THE MEETING IT'S GONNER BE FIREWO...
olive stain jewess
  09/01/15
Yeah, this just amped it up.
federal hall dopamine
  09/01/15
Would you mind making a cumpilation thread with links to eve...
bisexual tanning salon multi-billionaire
  09/01/15
I'll try after the meeting.
federal hall dopamine
  09/01/15
Drink a couple Rockstars and listen to RATM right before the...
White vivacious stage
  09/01/15
lol
federal hall dopamine
  09/01/15
CHILMATA ON PARADE! DUH NUH NUH NUH NUH!!!
anal hospital athletic conference
  09/01/15
180
poppy hairy legs
  09/01/15
lol shit dude you're gonna get Vester'd
Fighting Reading Party
  09/01/15
?
federal hall dopamine
  09/01/15
the Roanoke shooter
Fighting Reading Party
  09/01/15
lol
federal hall dopamine
  09/01/15
lol
poppy hairy legs
  09/01/15
Just told the boss the story. My paralegal and I are using t...
federal hall dopamine
  09/01/15
biglaw associates dream of being able to pull rank like this
Fighting Reading Party
  09/01/15
ONE NINETY
Fluffy Mad Cow Disease
  09/01/15
180 moniker
federal hall dopamine
  09/01/15
(Ricky Roma)
Cowardly hairraiser party of the first part pervert
  09/01/15
...
cream set wrinkle
  09/01/15
what happened at the meeting with hr and your paralegal
smoky useless office regret
  09/01/15
It was originally scheduled at noon. Moved to 1 p.m.
federal hall dopamine
  09/01/15
gonna be honest with you: this is going to be the highlight ...
Fighting Reading Party
  09/01/15
this is going to be the highlight of my fucking WEEK, includ...
Fluffy Mad Cow Disease
  09/01/15
why are they mad at you
smoky useless office regret
  09/01/15
I have no clue. I curse too much or something.
federal hall dopamine
  09/01/15
Tell them that they are nigger loving faggots and they can s...
anal hospital athletic conference
  09/01/15
Go get em champ!!!!
Massive Temple
  09/01/15
Gotta flex on someone I guess -- congrats. He'll either go h...
Silver drunken mexican
  09/01/15
lol @ XO this is belgian panties 2.0 egging him on to fc...
Godawful Doobsian Liquid Oxygen Garrison
  09/01/15
the firm needs him bro. he's a rainmaker. you think they're ...
Zombie-like Idea He Suggested Cumskin
  09/01/15
this is some other office guy right even if you are right...
Godawful Doobsian Liquid Oxygen Garrison
  09/01/15
it's the office manager. chilmata is a true litigator, he lo...
Fighting Reading Party
  09/01/15
its not nearly belgian panties but i agree chillmata could s...
soul-stirring market telephone
  09/01/15
They are the ones dragging me into this meeting kicking and ...
federal hall dopamine
  09/01/15
biglaw associates confused, bewildered
Fighting Reading Party
  09/01/15
...
federal hall dopamine
  09/01/15
...
appetizing sweet tailpipe
  09/01/15
...
Ruddy swashbuckling property trust fund
  09/01/15
(My new favorite poaster)
federal hall dopamine
  09/02/15
Oh get the fuck out of here with that namby pamby shit. Don...
Snowy Genital Piercing
  09/01/15
...
federal hall dopamine
  09/02/15
did the meeting happen yet?
Fluffy Mad Cow Disease
  09/01/15
Op currently being hustled out of the building by security
Massive Temple
  09/01/15
Update?!?
Gay Vibrant Kitty Marketing Idea
  09/01/15
maybe it was a surprise birthday party?
smoky useless office regret
  09/01/15
1pm PDT
Fighting Reading Party
  09/01/15
how many hours back is that from est?
smoky useless office regret
  09/01/15
holy shit
passionate ultramarine school cafeteria patrolman
  09/01/15
Cliffs for anyone who hasn't been following this saga? What ...
maroon cruise ship
  09/01/15
Iirc it all started with some azn hr girl that took his bage...
soggy nursing home masturbator
  09/01/15
bagel girl is a different girl. azn hr girl has been going a...
Fighting Reading Party
  09/01/15
...
painfully honest abusive dog poop quadroon
  09/02/15
lol I never understood people taking other people's food ...
maroon cruise ship
  09/01/15
I'm sitting next to her at the Friday meeting and I'm all, &...
federal hall dopamine
  09/01/15
LOL http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&m...
Fighting Reading Party
  09/01/15
WTF? And these are bagels you bring in for yourself? It's no...
maroon cruise ship
  09/01/15
It didn't sound like they did very much, except fail to shar...
Submissive ladyboy forum
  09/01/15
...
Burgundy blathering national security agency skinny woman
  09/02/15
...
Fighting Reading Party
  09/01/15
Oh man chill out
Aphrodisiac pontificating plaza background story
  09/01/15
OP is the ONLY poster churning out SUBSTANTIAL ORIGINAL CONT...
Ruddy swashbuckling property trust fund
  09/01/15
hmmmmmm, we may work at the same office...
startled legend
  09/01/15


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Date: September 1st, 2015 11:35 AM
Author: federal hall dopamine

He didn't respond to my paralegal's email about a client's bill so I forwarded my para's email to him, cc'd my boss, and said he and the azn hr bitch have a habit of not replying to my emails and I'd appreciate a timely response especially when it pertains to clients.

Dude came flying up the stairs to my office and was all confrontational. I said don't talk to me, bring it up in the meeting and slammed the door in his face.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2978288&forum_id=2#28667326)



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Date: September 1st, 2015 12:01 PM
Author: federal hall dopamine

Bros, I felt threatened and intimidated. Should I file for a civil harassment restraining order?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2978288&forum_id=2#28667464)



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Date: September 1st, 2015 4:36 PM
Author: spectacular naked blood rage

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2978288&forum_id=2#28669038)



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Date: September 1st, 2015 12:02 PM
Author: olive stain jewess

YESSSSSS

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2978288&forum_id=2#28667465)



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Date: September 1st, 2015 12:03 PM
Author: olive stain jewess

OHHHH SHIT THIS ISN'T EVEN THE MEETING IT'S GONNER BE FIREWORKS BRUH

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2978288&forum_id=2#28667468)



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Date: September 1st, 2015 12:13 PM
Author: federal hall dopamine

Yeah, this just amped it up.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2978288&forum_id=2#28667531)



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Date: September 1st, 2015 12:25 PM
Author: bisexual tanning salon multi-billionaire

Would you mind making a cumpilation thread with links to everything in this whole saga? I think I've read them all but I want to be sure. Also pls start tagging future threads as (chilmata)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2978288&forum_id=2#28667616)



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Date: September 1st, 2015 12:33 PM
Author: federal hall dopamine

I'll try after the meeting.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2978288&forum_id=2#28667657)



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Date: September 1st, 2015 1:07 PM
Author: White vivacious stage

Drink a couple Rockstars and listen to RATM right before the meeting.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2978288&forum_id=2#28667812)



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Date: September 1st, 2015 1:09 PM
Author: federal hall dopamine

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2978288&forum_id=2#28667822)



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Date: September 1st, 2015 1:29 PM
Author: anal hospital athletic conference

CHILMATA ON PARADE!

DUH NUH NUH NUH NUH!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2978288&forum_id=2#28667919)



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Date: September 1st, 2015 12:26 PM
Author: poppy hairy legs

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2978288&forum_id=2#28667623)



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Date: September 1st, 2015 12:26 PM
Author: Fighting Reading Party

lol shit dude you're gonna get Vester'd

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2978288&forum_id=2#28667626)



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Date: September 1st, 2015 12:28 PM
Author: federal hall dopamine

?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2978288&forum_id=2#28667631)



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Date: September 1st, 2015 12:33 PM
Author: Fighting Reading Party

the Roanoke shooter

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2978288&forum_id=2#28667653)



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Date: September 1st, 2015 12:51 PM
Author: federal hall dopamine

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2978288&forum_id=2#28667744)



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Date: September 1st, 2015 12:29 PM
Author: poppy hairy legs

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2978288&forum_id=2#28667637)



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Date: September 1st, 2015 12:27 PM
Author: federal hall dopamine

Just told the boss the story. My paralegal and I are using this to our advantage and are already turning the tables now.

So as the office manager finished his little rant in my office and started walking away I said, "Your attitude sucks. I don't appreciate you coming up to my office and talking to me that way. I don't know who the fuck you think you are."

He spun around and stood in the doorway started saying something, but at this point I was MAF. That is when I stood up, walked over to him, said don't talk to me, GTFO of my office and slammed the door. Was epic bros. Fucking epic. My paralegal couldn't be more impressed.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2978288&forum_id=2#28667630)



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Date: September 1st, 2015 12:32 PM
Author: Fighting Reading Party

biglaw associates dream of being able to pull rank like this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2978288&forum_id=2#28667649)



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Date: September 1st, 2015 1:15 PM
Author: Fluffy Mad Cow Disease

ONE NINETY

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2978288&forum_id=2#28667845)



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Date: September 1st, 2015 1:22 PM
Author: federal hall dopamine

180 moniker

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2978288&forum_id=2#28667878)



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Date: September 1st, 2015 12:33 PM
Author: Cowardly hairraiser party of the first part pervert

(Ricky Roma)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2978288&forum_id=2#28667655)



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Date: September 1st, 2015 3:25 PM
Author: cream set wrinkle



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2978288&forum_id=2#28668568)



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Date: September 1st, 2015 12:50 PM
Author: smoky useless office regret

what happened at the meeting with hr and your paralegal

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2978288&forum_id=2#28667737)



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Date: September 1st, 2015 12:51 PM
Author: federal hall dopamine

It was originally scheduled at noon. Moved to 1 p.m.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2978288&forum_id=2#28667741)



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Date: September 1st, 2015 12:52 PM
Author: Fighting Reading Party

gonna be honest with you: this is going to be the highlight of my day

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2978288&forum_id=2#28667753)



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Date: September 1st, 2015 1:16 PM
Author: Fluffy Mad Cow Disease

this is going to be the highlight of my fucking WEEK, including seeing friends this upcoming Saturday, watching a new episode of Rick and Morty this past Sunday, and deepening a friendship with someone I've only known for a few months

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2978288&forum_id=2#28667853)



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Date: September 1st, 2015 12:54 PM
Author: smoky useless office regret

why are they mad at you

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2978288&forum_id=2#28667763)



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Date: September 1st, 2015 12:55 PM
Author: federal hall dopamine

I have no clue. I curse too much or something.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2978288&forum_id=2#28667768)



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Date: September 1st, 2015 1:29 PM
Author: anal hospital athletic conference

Tell them that they are nigger loving faggots and they can suck your cock.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2978288&forum_id=2#28667922)



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Date: September 1st, 2015 12:53 PM
Author: Massive Temple

Go get em champ!!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2978288&forum_id=2#28667762)



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Date: September 1st, 2015 12:55 PM
Author: Silver drunken mexican

Gotta flex on someone I guess -- congrats. He'll either go home and abuse his wife/kids or, like another poster said, you'll get Vester'd.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2978288&forum_id=2#28667767)



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Date: September 1st, 2015 12:57 PM
Author: Godawful Doobsian Liquid Oxygen Garrison

lol @ XO

this is belgian panties 2.0 egging him on to fck up his career now

u guys are retards or worse aspies

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2978288&forum_id=2#28667777)



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Date: September 1st, 2015 12:58 PM
Author: Zombie-like Idea He Suggested Cumskin

the firm needs him bro. he's a rainmaker. you think they're gonna side with some HR cunts?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2978288&forum_id=2#28667784)



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Date: September 1st, 2015 1:01 PM
Author: Godawful Doobsian Liquid Oxygen Garrison

this is some other office guy right

even if you are right how do you expect to work 8 hrs a day and 40 hrs a week minimum if you are not on speaking terms with anybody

also just because you are right and firm needs you doesn't mean you cant be more tactful

ppl who do really well in life as adults know how to manage these situations without getting into screaming fights all the time.

i am not asking him to bend over and i like Chilmata

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2978288&forum_id=2#28667796)



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Date: September 1st, 2015 1:02 PM
Author: Fighting Reading Party

it's the office manager. chilmata is a true litigator, he loves this confrontational shit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2978288&forum_id=2#28667799)



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Date: September 1st, 2015 12:58 PM
Author: soul-stirring market telephone

its not nearly belgian panties but i agree chillmata could stand to chill and just ignore the negative support staff. support staff usually suck.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2978288&forum_id=2#28667785)



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Date: September 1st, 2015 1:06 PM
Author: federal hall dopamine

They are the ones dragging me into this meeting kicking and screaming. I begged my boss to get out of it. And then this morning that faggot came running up here. I didn't go to him. When someone acts like that I'm not going to bend over and be his little bitch.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2978288&forum_id=2#28667809)



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Date: September 1st, 2015 1:20 PM
Author: Fighting Reading Party

biglaw associates confused, bewildered

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2978288&forum_id=2#28667870)



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Date: September 1st, 2015 1:22 PM
Author: federal hall dopamine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2978288&forum_id=2#28667885)



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Date: September 1st, 2015 1:39 PM
Author: appetizing sweet tailpipe



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2978288&forum_id=2#28667987)



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Date: September 1st, 2015 4:23 PM
Author: Ruddy swashbuckling property trust fund



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2978288&forum_id=2#28668927)



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Date: September 2nd, 2015 2:09 AM
Author: federal hall dopamine

(My new favorite poaster)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2978288&forum_id=2#28672546)



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Date: September 1st, 2015 3:31 PM
Author: Snowy Genital Piercing

Oh get the fuck out of here with that namby pamby shit. Done correctly, he'll both retain his dignity and be fine in the end.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2978288&forum_id=2#28668613)



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Date: September 2nd, 2015 2:10 AM
Author: federal hall dopamine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2978288&forum_id=2#28672550)



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Date: September 1st, 2015 1:28 PM
Author: Fluffy Mad Cow Disease

did the meeting happen yet?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2978288&forum_id=2#28667913)



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Date: September 1st, 2015 1:33 PM
Author: Massive Temple

Op currently being hustled out of the building by security

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2978288&forum_id=2#28667939)



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Date: September 1st, 2015 2:18 PM
Author: Gay Vibrant Kitty Marketing Idea

Update?!?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2978288&forum_id=2#28668214)



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Date: September 1st, 2015 2:19 PM
Author: smoky useless office regret

maybe it was a surprise birthday party?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2978288&forum_id=2#28668216)



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Date: September 1st, 2015 2:30 PM
Author: Fighting Reading Party

1pm PDT

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2978288&forum_id=2#28668275)



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Date: September 1st, 2015 2:34 PM
Author: smoky useless office regret

how many hours back is that from est?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2978288&forum_id=2#28668291)



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Date: September 1st, 2015 2:21 PM
Author: passionate ultramarine school cafeteria patrolman

holy shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2978288&forum_id=2#28668227)



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Date: September 1st, 2015 2:22 PM
Author: maroon cruise ship

Cliffs for anyone who hasn't been following this saga? What kind of stuff have these people done to chilmata?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2978288&forum_id=2#28668236)



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Date: September 1st, 2015 2:31 PM
Author: soggy nursing home masturbator

Iirc it all started with some azn hr girl that took his bagel.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2978288&forum_id=2#28668283)



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Date: September 1st, 2015 2:33 PM
Author: Fighting Reading Party

bagel girl is a different girl. azn hr girl has been going after his paralegal, mostly.

edit: nevermind, i missed the episode of azn hr girl stealing his bagel. LOL

i was talking about the hr girl that replaced bagels with jimmy dean breakfast sandwiches "because they're healthier."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2978288&forum_id=2#28668286)



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Date: September 2nd, 2015 12:42 AM
Author: painfully honest abusive dog poop quadroon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2978288&forum_id=2#28672110)



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Date: September 1st, 2015 2:33 PM
Author: maroon cruise ship

lol

I never understood people taking other people's food at work.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2978288&forum_id=2#28668288)



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Date: September 1st, 2015 2:38 PM
Author: federal hall dopamine

I'm sitting next to her at the Friday meeting and I'm all, "Hey, are you eating my bagel?" She ignores me so I ask her again and she goes, "You know what, it doesn't matter." I fucking hate her.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2978288&forum_id=2#28668319)



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Date: September 1st, 2015 2:56 PM
Author: Fighting Reading Party

LOL

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&mc=45&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2978288&forum_id=2#28668420)



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Date: September 1st, 2015 3:01 PM
Author: maroon cruise ship

WTF? And these are bagels you bring in for yourself? It's not like the office orders them and you claim shotgun on a specific bagel?

Edit: just read the other threads. I could see her accidentally eating your bagel, but I'd be pretty apologetic if I did that. The fact that someone then ate one that was clearly marked as yours is ridiculous. Was the first one marked or she knew about it, or she just didn't give a shit?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2978288&forum_id=2#28668439)



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Date: September 1st, 2015 2:37 PM
Author: Submissive ladyboy forum

It didn't sound like they did very much, except fail to share his interest in Comic-Con and send him an invite to a meeting without telling him what the subject matter of the meeting was.

Then it went nuclear.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2978288&forum_id=2#28668311)



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Date: September 2nd, 2015 2:32 AM
Author: Burgundy blathering national security agency skinny woman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2978288&forum_id=2#28672615)



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Date: September 1st, 2015 4:14 PM
Author: Fighting Reading Party



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2978288&forum_id=2#28668864)



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Date: September 1st, 2015 4:15 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac pontificating plaza background story

Oh man chill out

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2978288&forum_id=2#28668871)



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Date: September 1st, 2015 4:26 PM
Author: Ruddy swashbuckling property trust fund

OP is the ONLY poster churning out SUBSTANTIAL ORIGINAL CONTENT right now

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2978288&forum_id=2#28668956)



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Date: September 1st, 2015 4:26 PM
Author: startled legend

hmmmmmm, we may work at the same office...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2978288&forum_id=2#28668958)