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Just kicked the office manager out of my office and slammed door in his face

He didn't respond to my paralegal's email about a client's b...
curious chartreuse gay wizard
  09/01/15
Bros, I felt threatened and intimidated. Should I file for a...
curious chartreuse gay wizard
  09/01/15
lol
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  09/01/15
YESSSSSS
Seedy patrolman
  09/01/15
OHHHH SHIT THIS ISN'T EVEN THE MEETING IT'S GONNER BE FIREWO...
Seedy patrolman
  09/01/15
Yeah, this just amped it up.
curious chartreuse gay wizard
  09/01/15
Would you mind making a cumpilation thread with links to eve...
Sinister School Cafeteria Halford
  09/01/15
I'll try after the meeting.
curious chartreuse gay wizard
  09/01/15
Drink a couple Rockstars and listen to RATM right before the...
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  09/01/15
lol
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  09/01/15
CHILMATA ON PARADE! DUH NUH NUH NUH NUH!!!
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  09/01/15
180
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  09/01/15
lol shit dude you're gonna get Vester'd
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  09/01/15
?
curious chartreuse gay wizard
  09/01/15
the Roanoke shooter
Poppy vigorous party of the first part hairy legs
  09/01/15
lol
curious chartreuse gay wizard
  09/01/15
lol
slate excitant corner
  09/01/15
Just told the boss the story. My paralegal and I are using t...
curious chartreuse gay wizard
  09/01/15
biglaw associates dream of being able to pull rank like this
Poppy vigorous party of the first part hairy legs
  09/01/15
ONE NINETY
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  09/01/15
180 moniker
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  09/01/15
(Ricky Roma)
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  09/01/15
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  09/01/15
what happened at the meeting with hr and your paralegal
Supple Ungodly Giraffe
  09/01/15
It was originally scheduled at noon. Moved to 1 p.m.
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  09/01/15
gonna be honest with you: this is going to be the highlight ...
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  09/01/15
this is going to be the highlight of my fucking WEEK, includ...
Sooty insanely creepy hell fat ankles
  09/01/15
why are they mad at you
Supple Ungodly Giraffe
  09/01/15
I have no clue. I curse too much or something.
curious chartreuse gay wizard
  09/01/15
Tell them that they are nigger loving faggots and they can s...
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  09/01/15
Go get em champ!!!!
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  09/01/15
Gotta flex on someone I guess -- congrats. He'll either go h...
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  09/01/15
lol @ XO this is belgian panties 2.0 egging him on to fc...
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  09/01/15
the firm needs him bro. he's a rainmaker. you think they're ...
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  09/01/15
this is some other office guy right even if you are right...
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  09/01/15
it's the office manager. chilmata is a true litigator, he lo...
Poppy vigorous party of the first part hairy legs
  09/01/15
its not nearly belgian panties but i agree chillmata could s...
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  09/01/15
They are the ones dragging me into this meeting kicking and ...
curious chartreuse gay wizard
  09/01/15
biglaw associates confused, bewildered
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  09/01/15
...
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  09/01/15
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  09/02/15
Oh get the fuck out of here with that namby pamby shit. Don...
Mind-boggling Office Karate
  09/01/15
...
curious chartreuse gay wizard
  09/02/15
did the meeting happen yet?
Sooty insanely creepy hell fat ankles
  09/01/15
Op currently being hustled out of the building by security
tan mexican
  09/01/15
Update?!?
Brass Digit Ratio Persian
  09/01/15
maybe it was a surprise birthday party?
Supple Ungodly Giraffe
  09/01/15
1pm PDT
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  09/01/15
how many hours back is that from est?
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  09/01/15
holy shit
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  09/01/15
Cliffs for anyone who hasn't been following this saga? What ...
Racy police squad
  09/01/15
Iirc it all started with some azn hr girl that took his bage...
internet-worthy church regret
  09/01/15
bagel girl is a different girl. azn hr girl has been going a...
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  09/01/15
...
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  09/02/15
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  09/01/15
I'm sitting next to her at the Friday meeting and I'm all, &...
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  09/01/15
LOL http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&m...
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  09/01/15
WTF? And these are bagels you bring in for yourself? It's no...
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  09/01/15
It didn't sound like they did very much, except fail to shar...
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  09/01/15
...
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Poppy vigorous party of the first part hairy legs
  09/01/15
Oh man chill out
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  09/01/15
OP is the ONLY poster churning out SUBSTANTIAL ORIGINAL CONT...
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  09/01/15
hmmmmmm, we may work at the same office...
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  09/01/15


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Date: September 1st, 2015 11:35 AM
Author: curious chartreuse gay wizard

He didn't respond to my paralegal's email about a client's bill so I forwarded my para's email to him, cc'd my boss, and said he and the azn hr bitch have a habit of not replying to my emails and I'd appreciate a timely response especially when it pertains to clients.

Dude came flying up the stairs to my office and was all confrontational. I said don't talk to me, bring it up in the meeting and slammed the door in his face.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2978288&forum_id=2#28667326)



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Date: September 1st, 2015 12:01 PM
Author: curious chartreuse gay wizard

Bros, I felt threatened and intimidated. Should I file for a civil harassment restraining order?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2978288&forum_id=2#28667464)



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Date: September 1st, 2015 4:36 PM
Author: marvelous drunken area

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2978288&forum_id=2#28669038)



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Date: September 1st, 2015 12:02 PM
Author: Seedy patrolman

YESSSSSS

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2978288&forum_id=2#28667465)



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Date: September 1st, 2015 12:03 PM
Author: Seedy patrolman

OHHHH SHIT THIS ISN'T EVEN THE MEETING IT'S GONNER BE FIREWORKS BRUH

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2978288&forum_id=2#28667468)



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Date: September 1st, 2015 12:13 PM
Author: curious chartreuse gay wizard

Yeah, this just amped it up.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2978288&forum_id=2#28667531)



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Date: September 1st, 2015 12:25 PM
Author: Sinister School Cafeteria Halford

Would you mind making a cumpilation thread with links to everything in this whole saga? I think I've read them all but I want to be sure. Also pls start tagging future threads as (chilmata)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2978288&forum_id=2#28667616)



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Date: September 1st, 2015 12:33 PM
Author: curious chartreuse gay wizard

I'll try after the meeting.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2978288&forum_id=2#28667657)



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Date: September 1st, 2015 1:07 PM
Author: Amethyst Ape

Drink a couple Rockstars and listen to RATM right before the meeting.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2978288&forum_id=2#28667812)



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Date: September 1st, 2015 1:09 PM
Author: curious chartreuse gay wizard

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2978288&forum_id=2#28667822)



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Date: September 1st, 2015 1:29 PM
Author: startling brunch cumskin

CHILMATA ON PARADE!

DUH NUH NUH NUH NUH!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2978288&forum_id=2#28667919)



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Date: September 1st, 2015 12:26 PM
Author: slate excitant corner

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2978288&forum_id=2#28667623)



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Date: September 1st, 2015 12:26 PM
Author: Poppy vigorous party of the first part hairy legs

lol shit dude you're gonna get Vester'd

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2978288&forum_id=2#28667626)



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Date: September 1st, 2015 12:28 PM
Author: curious chartreuse gay wizard

?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2978288&forum_id=2#28667631)



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Date: September 1st, 2015 12:33 PM
Author: Poppy vigorous party of the first part hairy legs

the Roanoke shooter

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2978288&forum_id=2#28667653)



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Date: September 1st, 2015 12:51 PM
Author: curious chartreuse gay wizard

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2978288&forum_id=2#28667744)



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Date: September 1st, 2015 12:29 PM
Author: slate excitant corner

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2978288&forum_id=2#28667637)



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Date: September 1st, 2015 12:27 PM
Author: curious chartreuse gay wizard

Just told the boss the story. My paralegal and I are using this to our advantage and are already turning the tables now.

So as the office manager finished his little rant in my office and started walking away I said, "Your attitude sucks. I don't appreciate you coming up to my office and talking to me that way. I don't know who the fuck you think you are."

He spun around and stood in the doorway started saying something, but at this point I was MAF. That is when I stood up, walked over to him, said don't talk to me, GTFO of my office and slammed the door. Was epic bros. Fucking epic. My paralegal couldn't be more impressed.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2978288&forum_id=2#28667630)



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Date: September 1st, 2015 12:32 PM
Author: Poppy vigorous party of the first part hairy legs

biglaw associates dream of being able to pull rank like this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2978288&forum_id=2#28667649)



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Date: September 1st, 2015 1:15 PM
Author: Sooty insanely creepy hell fat ankles

ONE NINETY

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2978288&forum_id=2#28667845)



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Date: September 1st, 2015 1:22 PM
Author: curious chartreuse gay wizard

180 moniker

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2978288&forum_id=2#28667878)



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Date: September 1st, 2015 12:33 PM
Author: Godawful comical lay crotch

(Ricky Roma)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2978288&forum_id=2#28667655)



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Date: September 1st, 2015 3:25 PM
Author: Rusted Titillating Mad Cow Disease



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2978288&forum_id=2#28668568)



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Date: September 1st, 2015 12:50 PM
Author: Supple Ungodly Giraffe

what happened at the meeting with hr and your paralegal

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2978288&forum_id=2#28667737)



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Date: September 1st, 2015 12:51 PM
Author: curious chartreuse gay wizard

It was originally scheduled at noon. Moved to 1 p.m.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2978288&forum_id=2#28667741)



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Date: September 1st, 2015 12:52 PM
Author: Poppy vigorous party of the first part hairy legs

gonna be honest with you: this is going to be the highlight of my day

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2978288&forum_id=2#28667753)



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Date: September 1st, 2015 1:16 PM
Author: Sooty insanely creepy hell fat ankles

this is going to be the highlight of my fucking WEEK, including seeing friends this upcoming Saturday, watching a new episode of Rick and Morty this past Sunday, and deepening a friendship with someone I've only known for a few months

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2978288&forum_id=2#28667853)



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Date: September 1st, 2015 12:54 PM
Author: Supple Ungodly Giraffe

why are they mad at you

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2978288&forum_id=2#28667763)



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Date: September 1st, 2015 12:55 PM
Author: curious chartreuse gay wizard

I have no clue. I curse too much or something.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2978288&forum_id=2#28667768)



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Date: September 1st, 2015 1:29 PM
Author: startling brunch cumskin

Tell them that they are nigger loving faggots and they can suck your cock.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2978288&forum_id=2#28667922)



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Date: September 1st, 2015 12:53 PM
Author: tan mexican

Go get em champ!!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2978288&forum_id=2#28667762)



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Date: September 1st, 2015 12:55 PM
Author: Pearly Stubborn Stag Film Gaming Laptop

Gotta flex on someone I guess -- congrats. He'll either go home and abuse his wife/kids or, like another poster said, you'll get Vester'd.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2978288&forum_id=2#28667767)



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Date: September 1st, 2015 12:57 PM
Author: Unholy infuriating puppy base

lol @ XO

this is belgian panties 2.0 egging him on to fck up his career now

u guys are retards or worse aspies

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2978288&forum_id=2#28667777)



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Date: September 1st, 2015 12:58 PM
Author: splenetic stimulating stage windowlicker

the firm needs him bro. he's a rainmaker. you think they're gonna side with some HR cunts?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2978288&forum_id=2#28667784)



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Date: September 1st, 2015 1:01 PM
Author: Unholy infuriating puppy base

this is some other office guy right

even if you are right how do you expect to work 8 hrs a day and 40 hrs a week minimum if you are not on speaking terms with anybody

also just because you are right and firm needs you doesn't mean you cant be more tactful

ppl who do really well in life as adults know how to manage these situations without getting into screaming fights all the time.

i am not asking him to bend over and i like Chilmata

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2978288&forum_id=2#28667796)



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Date: September 1st, 2015 1:02 PM
Author: Poppy vigorous party of the first part hairy legs

it's the office manager. chilmata is a true litigator, he loves this confrontational shit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2978288&forum_id=2#28667799)



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Date: September 1st, 2015 12:58 PM
Author: Doobsian university fortuitous meteor

its not nearly belgian panties but i agree chillmata could stand to chill and just ignore the negative support staff. support staff usually suck.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2978288&forum_id=2#28667785)



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Date: September 1st, 2015 1:06 PM
Author: curious chartreuse gay wizard

They are the ones dragging me into this meeting kicking and screaming. I begged my boss to get out of it. And then this morning that faggot came running up here. I didn't go to him. When someone acts like that I'm not going to bend over and be his little bitch.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2978288&forum_id=2#28667809)



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Date: September 1st, 2015 1:20 PM
Author: Poppy vigorous party of the first part hairy legs

biglaw associates confused, bewildered

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2978288&forum_id=2#28667870)



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Date: September 1st, 2015 1:22 PM
Author: curious chartreuse gay wizard



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2978288&forum_id=2#28667885)



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Date: September 1st, 2015 1:39 PM
Author: Alcoholic Razzmatazz Jew Dog Poop



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2978288&forum_id=2#28667987)



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Date: September 1st, 2015 4:23 PM
Author: Flickering indirect expression



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2978288&forum_id=2#28668927)



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Date: September 2nd, 2015 2:09 AM
Author: curious chartreuse gay wizard

(My new favorite poaster)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2978288&forum_id=2#28672546)



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Date: September 1st, 2015 3:31 PM
Author: Mind-boggling Office Karate

Oh get the fuck out of here with that namby pamby shit. Done correctly, he'll both retain his dignity and be fine in the end.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2978288&forum_id=2#28668613)



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Date: September 2nd, 2015 2:10 AM
Author: curious chartreuse gay wizard



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2978288&forum_id=2#28672550)



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Date: September 1st, 2015 1:28 PM
Author: Sooty insanely creepy hell fat ankles

did the meeting happen yet?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2978288&forum_id=2#28667913)



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Date: September 1st, 2015 1:33 PM
Author: tan mexican

Op currently being hustled out of the building by security

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2978288&forum_id=2#28667939)



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Date: September 1st, 2015 2:18 PM
Author: Brass Digit Ratio Persian

Update?!?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2978288&forum_id=2#28668214)



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Date: September 1st, 2015 2:19 PM
Author: Supple Ungodly Giraffe

maybe it was a surprise birthday party?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2978288&forum_id=2#28668216)



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Date: September 1st, 2015 2:30 PM
Author: Poppy vigorous party of the first part hairy legs

1pm PDT

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2978288&forum_id=2#28668275)



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Date: September 1st, 2015 2:34 PM
Author: Supple Ungodly Giraffe

how many hours back is that from est?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2978288&forum_id=2#28668291)



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Date: September 1st, 2015 2:21 PM
Author: contagious corn cake place of business

holy shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2978288&forum_id=2#28668227)



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Date: September 1st, 2015 2:22 PM
Author: Racy police squad

Cliffs for anyone who hasn't been following this saga? What kind of stuff have these people done to chilmata?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2978288&forum_id=2#28668236)



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Date: September 1st, 2015 2:31 PM
Author: internet-worthy church regret

Iirc it all started with some azn hr girl that took his bagel.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2978288&forum_id=2#28668283)



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Date: September 1st, 2015 2:33 PM
Author: Poppy vigorous party of the first part hairy legs

bagel girl is a different girl. azn hr girl has been going after his paralegal, mostly.

edit: nevermind, i missed the episode of azn hr girl stealing his bagel. LOL

i was talking about the hr girl that replaced bagels with jimmy dean breakfast sandwiches "because they're healthier."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2978288&forum_id=2#28668286)



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Date: September 2nd, 2015 12:42 AM
Author: learning disabled chapel sandwich



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2978288&forum_id=2#28672110)



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Date: September 1st, 2015 2:33 PM
Author: Racy police squad

lol

I never understood people taking other people's food at work.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2978288&forum_id=2#28668288)



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Date: September 1st, 2015 2:38 PM
Author: curious chartreuse gay wizard

I'm sitting next to her at the Friday meeting and I'm all, "Hey, are you eating my bagel?" She ignores me so I ask her again and she goes, "You know what, it doesn't matter." I fucking hate her.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2978288&forum_id=2#28668319)



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Date: September 1st, 2015 2:56 PM
Author: Poppy vigorous party of the first part hairy legs

LOL

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&mc=45&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2978288&forum_id=2#28668420)



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Date: September 1st, 2015 3:01 PM
Author: Racy police squad

WTF? And these are bagels you bring in for yourself? It's not like the office orders them and you claim shotgun on a specific bagel?

Edit: just read the other threads. I could see her accidentally eating your bagel, but I'd be pretty apologetic if I did that. The fact that someone then ate one that was clearly marked as yours is ridiculous. Was the first one marked or she knew about it, or she just didn't give a shit?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2978288&forum_id=2#28668439)



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Date: September 1st, 2015 2:37 PM
Author: sickened high-end space tattoo

It didn't sound like they did very much, except fail to share his interest in Comic-Con and send him an invite to a meeting without telling him what the subject matter of the meeting was.

Then it went nuclear.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2978288&forum_id=2#28668311)



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Date: September 2nd, 2015 2:32 AM
Author: Slippery field coffee pot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2978288&forum_id=2#28672615)



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Date: September 1st, 2015 4:14 PM
Author: Poppy vigorous party of the first part hairy legs



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2978288&forum_id=2#28668864)



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Date: September 1st, 2015 4:15 PM
Author: burgundy degenerate

Oh man chill out

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2978288&forum_id=2#28668871)



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Date: September 1st, 2015 4:26 PM
Author: Flickering indirect expression

OP is the ONLY poster churning out SUBSTANTIAL ORIGINAL CONTENT right now

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2978288&forum_id=2#28668956)



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Date: September 1st, 2015 4:26 PM
Author: Concupiscible saffron trump supporter

hmmmmmm, we may work at the same office...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2978288&forum_id=2#28668958)