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HR Meeting is Over -- Update -- (Chilmata)
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Date: September 1st, 2015 5:17 PM Author: slate electric temple I was the last one to the conference room. I loaded up the Chicago Bulls opening song on my phone and played it as I entered. Boss lol'd.
My boss asks who wants to speak first and gives me the option of speaking first.
"What I say depends upon what they say," I deadpanned. So then the office manager says that he'll start.
He says some shit about he's the head of the HR team and he takes their complaints seriously, he probably should have approached me and my paralegal directly before running to the boss and scheduling the meeting.
The way my boss runs these meetings is that someone says their peace and then the other side is supposed to repeat back what they just said without embellishment.
So then the office manager mentions a story from a couple weeks ago about an email exchange I had with the azn HR cunt. We aren't supposed to interrupt each other at this stage of the meeting, but I pulled a Trump and was all, "Excuse me, excuse me (not flame, I did it twice), she is claiming she was offended by that email chain? This is exactly the type of bullshit I was talking about. This is why I didn't want to have that meeting. I'll print out the entire fucking email chain right now and she can point out where I said anything offensive--"
I was instructed not to interrupt, that I had my chance to speak first. I interrupted two more times before the boss was like, okay, that's the third time now, you have to stop interrupting.
At some point I said to the office manager, "Well if you weren't locked in your office all day doing who-knows-what maybe you'd see what was going on and wouldn't have to rely on hearsay."
The office manager replied that my boss talked to him today about his door being locked and he's going to keep it unlocked from now on. My boss apparently did a pre-emptive strike so I wouldn't allege porn during the meeting lol.
Hold on, I have to move my car, will finish update in a few.
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Date: September 1st, 2015 5:36 PM Author: Floppy Locale Toaster fucking LOL at the chicago bulls theme playing as you enter (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2978535&forum_id=2#28669413) |
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Date: September 1st, 2015 6:33 PM Author: frisky black trust fund ahem, it's "Sirius" by the Alan Parsons Project aka the intro to Eye in the Sky (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2978535&forum_id=2#28669733) |
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Date: September 2nd, 2015 2:17 AM Author: slate electric temple (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2978535&forum_id=2#28672580) |
Date: September 1st, 2015 5:18 PM Author: Provocative Voyeur FIRST (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2978535&forum_id=2#28669294) |
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Date: September 1st, 2015 5:22 PM Author: Crystalline Pit Prole https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hq8VPYPzKHk (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2978535&forum_id=2#28669316) |
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Date: September 1st, 2015 5:23 PM Author: garnet round eye ty playing this as i read the op (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2978535&forum_id=2#28669318) |
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Date: September 1st, 2015 5:23 PM Author: Alcoholic federal field ljl at dealing with the american workforce.. its fucking toxic.. just go solo and fuck this shit (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2978535&forum_id=2#28669317) |
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Date: September 1st, 2015 5:29 PM Author: slate electric temple So I told a couple anecdotes about the azn bitch which was kind of funny because before I launched into a story about her I'd preface it with, "I'm not trying to beat up on you . . ." and then I would do exactly that. One time I said, "I'm carefully choosing my words so you don't take this the wrong way" before tearing into her. I didn't curse or anything and by this point I was pretty calm.
She kept trying to use this email against me that I sent to my boss a month or two ago where I said she had a "shitty fucking attitude" and my boss forwarded it to her by accident (he didn't read that last sentence of my email).
I went on a nice, little rant about how they tried turning that around on me and said I did nothing wrong. I said if you want to blame that email on someone, blame my boss for forwarding it, but don't you tell me how I can talk to my boss. And, you completely ignored the fact that she had a SHITTY FUCKING ATTITUDE that day. I raised my voice when I said it. That brought the focus onto her attitude.
At the end, the solution we all agreed upon was that everyone needs to grow a thicker skin. So I guess we won? |
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Date: September 1st, 2015 5:30 PM Author: zombie-like topaz feces house well did your paralegal get her internet privileges back? did you assert future dominion over your bagels? did you COMMAND a response to your comic-con inquiry? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2978535&forum_id=2#28669364) |
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Date: September 1st, 2015 5:35 PM Author: slate electric temple Oh yeah, my paralegal is getting her internet privileges back and instead of them saying she can't visit this or that site they just said she needs to "use her discretion". That was the biggest victory today. Bagels is moot, I'm not going to the friday meetings anymore.
I brought up the comic-con story and they tried to say that I ignore them and don't say hi to them. I refuted those allegations and said I never, ever ignore anyone. My boss defended me there and said I would never ignore anyone, if I did I was probably thinking about the arguments I was going to make in court that day. |
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Date: September 1st, 2015 5:37 PM Author: zombie-like topaz feces house why does a small shop like yours have so much support staff (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2978535&forum_id=2#28669416) |
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Date: September 1st, 2015 5:39 PM Author: slate electric temple My boss runs a million side projects and they help him with that crap. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2978535&forum_id=2#28669431) |
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Date: September 1st, 2015 8:08 PM Author: saffron painfully honest dragon describe some of these side projects (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2978535&forum_id=2#28670283) |
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Date: September 1st, 2015 8:14 PM Author: slate electric temple He writes books, launches websites. I really can't get more specific. My boss is an interesting dude. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2978535&forum_id=2#28670328) |
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Date: September 1st, 2015 11:28 PM Author: Swashbuckling Pistol Does he say stuff like "aren't ipods crazy?" (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2978535&forum_id=2#28671597) |
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Date: September 1st, 2015 11:34 PM Author: slate electric temple No, but he asks a lot of rhetorical questions like, "Does that make sense?", "Do you understand?", and "Are you tracking?"
Normally those aren't rhetorical, but he never waits for you to answer. |
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Date: September 1st, 2015 5:41 PM Author: Appetizing Doctorate don't worry it's not flame (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2978535&forum_id=2#28669444) |
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Date: September 2nd, 2015 2:20 AM Author: slate electric temple (Faggot) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2978535&forum_id=2#28672586) |
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Date: September 1st, 2015 7:41 PM Author: slippery property private investor Apophasis/Paralipsis
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Apophasis |
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Date: September 1st, 2015 7:50 PM Author: slate electric temple Haha, yep. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2978535&forum_id=2#28670149) |
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Date: September 1st, 2015 11:32 PM Author: Stimulating Alpha Philosopher-king In 2015, Donald Trump said of fellow Republican presidential candidate and former Hewlett-Packard CEO Carly Fiorina, "I promised I would not say that she ran Hewlett-Packard into the ground."[12] (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2978535&forum_id=2#28671627) |
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Date: September 1st, 2015 5:30 PM Author: garnet round eye lol at women in the workplace. fucking nonsense (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2978535&forum_id=2#28669360) |
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Date: September 1st, 2015 5:36 PM Author: Crystalline Pit Prole (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2978535&forum_id=2#28669407) |
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Date: September 1st, 2015 5:40 PM Author: coiffed gold cuckold son of senegal Oink and Moo BBQ for everyone! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2978535&forum_id=2#28669437) |
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Date: September 1st, 2015 5:41 PM Author: clear soggy hissy fit institution whats the comic-con thing? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2978535&forum_id=2#28669442) |
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Date: September 1st, 2015 5:41 PM Author: Floppy Locale Toaster http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2930004&mc=16&forum_id=2 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2978535&forum_id=2#28669445) |
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Date: September 1st, 2015 5:41 PM Author: Floppy Locale Toaster so basically, ever since she saw that email where you said to your boss that she had a "shitty fucking attitude" that day, she's had it out for you? like, she's carried this grudge since then? fucking LOL. does she have a husband? because you KNOW he's had to listen to her bitch about you for hours on end. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2978535&forum_id=2#28669443) |
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Date: September 1st, 2015 7:03 PM Author: slate electric temple This chick is 27, a korean fundamentalist christian and a *virgin*. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2978535&forum_id=2#28669926) |
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Date: September 1st, 2015 5:44 PM Author: shimmering hairraiser location mood elaborate yet incredibly boring flame (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2978535&forum_id=2#28669457) |
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Date: September 1st, 2015 11:22 PM Author: navy comical stag film cr. probably based on something real though. Like boss briefly stating in a hallway "Brenda complains about you swearing loudly, please use discretion" (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2978535&forum_id=2#28671540) |
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Date: September 1st, 2015 11:25 PM Author: slate electric temple Hey, faggots, I said not flame. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2978535&forum_id=2#28671562) |
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Date: September 1st, 2015 5:57 PM Author: Floppy Locale Toaster now the head HR guy is going to really be pissed at you since you took away his workday jack off sessions (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2978535&forum_id=2#28669543) |
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Date: September 1st, 2015 7:05 PM Author: slate electric temple I love the fact he's got to keep his doors unlocked now. He apologized to me for being a dick this morning when I slammed the door in his face. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2978535&forum_id=2#28669936) |
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Date: September 1st, 2015 7:15 PM Author: Floppy Locale Toaster sounds like he might've realized he's been backing the wrong horse. whether he likes you or not and whether he personally wants to side with azn girl or not, seems he's smart enough to see the power dynamic at play. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2978535&forum_id=2#28669997) |
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Date: September 1st, 2015 10:52 PM Author: slate electric temple I talked to my boss after everyone else left the office for the day. Before the meeting he had his talk with the office manager because of the incident where I slammed my office door in his face. Boss said I had him, "Worked into a tizzy." He said office manager "was on the warpath."
My artful slicing and dicing of the azn hr girl apparently had its desired effect. She was upset after the meeting and my boss had to take her out for a smoothie to calm her down.
The big difference between us in that meeting is that I kept interrupting in the beginning, but everytime I did I got a good shot in, purposefully. She kept trying to respond to my shots by interrupting herself and she kept getting shut down. She was getting frustrated as hell. Everytime she interrupted she'd go, "Can I respond to what Chilmata said, he accused me of--" and they'd go, "No, it isn't your turn, you'll get your turn to speak." |
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Date: September 2nd, 2015 2:19 AM Author: Green Faggot Firefighter "Warpath" must've had a chance to cool down, huh? After all, he ended up apologizing to you. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2978535&forum_id=2#28672582) |
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Date: September 17th, 2015 8:26 PM Author: slate electric temple This update is for those of you who thought I was overreacting to the meeting the azn girl scheduled.
A follow up meeting was supposed to take place this last Tuesday to make sure everything was cool. On Tuesday one of the HR girls, not the azn one, comes up to me and asks if we really needed to have the follow-up meeting?
I was all, "No, we cool, right?" She nodded, I high-fived her, and I walked away.
I definitely overreacted. No question about it. That is called a deterrent. You millennials could learn a thing or two from me. |
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Date: September 17th, 2015 8:30 PM Author: Cobalt bisexual market immigrant I don't think you know how to get what you want out of people. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2978535&forum_id=2#28780693) |
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Date: September 17th, 2015 8:31 PM Author: slate electric temple Delusion is not a river in Egypt. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2978535&forum_id=2#28780704) |