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Reading the story "Harold" in Scary Stories to Tell in the Dark=PEAK EXPERIENCE
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Date: October 29th, 2015 9:20 PM Author: gaped electric furnace whorehouse (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3030874&forum_id=2#29071113) |
Date: October 29th, 2015 9:23 PM Author: Bisexual Carmine National Security Agency Which one was that again? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3030874&forum_id=2#29071134) |
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Date: October 29th, 2015 9:25 PM Author: gaped electric furnace whorehouse 2 farmer doods build a scarecrow, "Harold," and talk shit about it all the time
1 day, Harold gets up and starts pacing around
Farmers get spooked
They leave but one of them goes back because they left equipment there
Doesn't come back
Eventually other farmer goes back
Sees scarecrow smiling and spreading the skin of first farmer on the roof
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Date: October 29th, 2015 9:27 PM Author: opaque beady-eyed house "HALFORD" (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3030874&forum_id=2#29071160) |
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Date: October 29th, 2015 9:27 PM Author: gaped electric furnace whorehouse 43893428u34289u293043894208432903849032843902839408234
I think the scarecrow wore clothes tho :( |
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Date: October 29th, 2015 9:37 PM Author: charismatic effete field sneaky criminal (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3030874&forum_id=2#29071275) |
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Date: October 29th, 2015 9:29 PM Author: vivacious judgmental turdskin gunner I probably checked all three of the Scary Stories books out of my library about 40 times each between the ages of 7 and 11. Is there anyplace you can read them online? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3030874&forum_id=2#29071190) |
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Date: October 29th, 2015 9:30 PM Author: gaped electric furnace whorehouse I think there are torrents
Those images are honest to god the scariest things I've ever seen, even to this day, and I'm a hardcore horror-mo |
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Date: October 29th, 2015 9:33 PM Author: translucent dilemma headpube The newer versions don't have the same images as the originals; they've been modified because of exposure considerations -- argument was they interfered with the investigations.
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Date: October 29th, 2015 9:35 PM Author: gaped electric furnace whorehouse I have it on good authority that the original images were pre-programmed to implant certain defensive mechanisms against malign images, and that the people who authorized the change bear more than a passing resemblance to same images.
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Date: October 29th, 2015 9:41 PM Author: translucent dilemma headpube Yes, the Defiance Response-Embodiment Program (DREP). The rumors about that started in the 80s -- the idea that there was an overarching (beneficial) conspiracy to ready the population for the horrors to come. But if you subscribe to that, ultimately, you're subscribing to the idea of the Alternative Timestream Theory -- that a defeated world, in a last gasp of innovative hope, shouted back in time across the wide gulf of branched alternative decision pathways to warn an earlier, better-state world of what would come if they didn't fight the Scourge at its source -- to train the children of that earlier, unsullied reality to resist the monsters lurking beneath their beds or hidden in the yellow-husk corn fields of their farmsteads or embedded as malignant lingerers in closets across the globe. And that, my brother, may be a bridge of belief too far. Or {glances up from drink, meeting your eyes}, perhaps it's exactly right.
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Date: October 29th, 2015 9:43 PM Author: gaped electric furnace whorehouse I've actually got notes written down for a story based on this idea, not flame (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3030874&forum_id=2#29071346) |
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Date: October 29th, 2015 9:56 PM Author: translucent dilemma headpube Write it my brother, write it
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Date: October 29th, 2015 9:31 PM Author: Bisexual Carmine National Security Agency Those books were the POTUS of my elementary school library too, it was always a race to get one and check it out (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3030874&forum_id=2#29071212) |
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Date: October 29th, 2015 9:32 PM Author: gaped electric furnace whorehouse Some asshole made a .gif of the image of the woman from 'The Dream' and that scars me to this day
Also 'The Drum' was POTUS upsetting |
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Date: October 29th, 2015 9:34 PM Author: vivacious judgmental turdskin gunner Which one was that? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3030874&forum_id=2#29071244) |
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Date: October 29th, 2015 9:36 PM Author: gaped electric furnace whorehouse The Drum is based on a story first collected in Victorian writer Lucy Clifford's "Anyhow Stories." Basically a gypsy girl manipulates two kids into behaving so badly that their mother not only abandons them, but sends in her place a 'new mother' "with glass eyes, and a wooden tail that thumped on the floor." (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3030874&forum_id=2#29071270) |
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Date: October 29th, 2015 9:38 PM Author: vivacious judgmental turdskin gunner Yeah that's what I thought, that one was creepy as fuck (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3030874&forum_id=2#29071286) |
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Date: October 29th, 2015 9:35 PM Author: gold stimulating address They're making a movie based on the books. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3030874&forum_id=2#29071249) |
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Date: October 29th, 2015 9:35 PM Author: stirring crystalline theater stage trust fund remember the "new mother" with the glass eye and wooden tail? that fucked me up (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3030874&forum_id=2#29071257) |
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Date: October 29th, 2015 9:37 PM Author: vivacious judgmental turdskin gunner yup (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3030874&forum_id=2#29071276) |
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Date: October 29th, 2015 9:37 PM Author: gaped electric furnace whorehouse yeah the degree of cruelty in that story is beyond belief (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3030874&forum_id=2#29071278) |
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Date: October 29th, 2015 9:36 PM Author: translucent dilemma headpube Unfortunately it's less of a story; more a documentary. The reports in those volumes--and the attendant public outcry--were the impetus for the formation of the original Light Squad. People were tired of being afraid; of being terrorized. After so much carnage, finally, they fought back.
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Date: October 29th, 2015 9:38 PM Author: gaped electric furnace whorehouse 180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3030874&forum_id=2#29071291) |
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Date: October 29th, 2015 9:36 PM Author: thriller twinkling crackhouse jew http://i.imgur.com/g3IQTjj.jpg (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3030874&forum_id=2#29071267) |
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Date: October 29th, 2015 9:36 PM Author: gaped electric furnace whorehouse not clicking (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3030874&forum_id=2#29071274) |
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Date: October 29th, 2015 9:38 PM Author: gold stimulating address XO posters praying it's a dick pic. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3030874&forum_id=2#29071297) |
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Date: October 29th, 2015 9:41 PM Author: thriller twinkling crackhouse jew what if it was a dick pic illustrated by STEPHEN GAMMELL (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3030874&forum_id=2#29071321) |
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Date: October 29th, 2015 9:42 PM Author: gaped electric furnace whorehouse (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3030874&forum_id=2#29071333) |
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Date: October 29th, 2015 9:49 PM Author: gold stimulating address FUUUUUUUCK (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3030874&forum_id=2#29071395) |
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Date: October 29th, 2015 9:44 PM Author: translucent dilemma headpube Catalog Entry # 175. Specimen: Harold Mass Fear Index Level: 7 Intelligence Index Level: 6 Strength Index Level: 2 Mass Casualty Events: Des Moines, 2017; Toronto, 2021; Paris (Siege), 2024; Madrid, 2025 Conquest: Strike Team Golden, Battle of Madrid, 2025
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Date: October 29th, 2015 9:45 PM Author: gaped electric furnace whorehouse 784332
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Date: October 29th, 2015 9:45 PM Author: translucent dilemma headpube (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3030874&forum_id=2#29071363) |
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Date: October 29th, 2015 9:46 PM Author: thriller twinkling crackhouse jew you should write a few SCP entries brej (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3030874&forum_id=2#29071375) |
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Date: October 29th, 2015 9:48 PM Author: gaped electric furnace whorehouse NM would pwn souls @ SCP stuff
Unfortunately the SCP thing has largely been taken over by try-hard reddit types |
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Date: October 29th, 2015 9:57 PM Author: thriller twinkling crackhouse jew yeah 99% of new stuff now is like a zillion words and purposefully dense and unreadable with all of the pseudo-science journal shit, "if a hyperion-class incident occurs while level 6.5 personnel are conducting a C-523 protocol within the subject's PRM (personal reality maintenance) barriers, director [blackout] should be contacted and immediately initiate Doctrine Q"
like fuck just show a picture of a weird thing in a warehouse and write a few unsettling things about it brah |
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Date: October 29th, 2015 9:58 PM Author: gaped electric furnace whorehouse cr (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3030874&forum_id=2#29071457) |
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Date: October 29th, 2015 10:03 PM Author: thriller twinkling crackhouse jew I am kind of mad IRL about it because I was looking for some spooooky reads there and on nosleep a few nights ago, and the latter has gone to pure reddit shit too. Nothing but gasbags who think they are the cumchildren of Lovecraft and Jonathan Safran Foer writing 10 part cliffhanger serials. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3030874&forum_id=2#29071510) |
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Date: October 29th, 2015 10:08 PM Author: gaped electric furnace whorehouse Personally I think the best SCPs are ones that are vaguely unsettling without being ott
I had an idea once for a postage stamp that compels whoever controls the package it's affixed to to deliver the parcel, no matter the cost
Obviously I'm tooting my own horn, but that's the sort of thing I think is more interesting--not SUPERMAN THE CTHULU FROM HOMESTUCK |
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Date: October 29th, 2015 10:09 PM Author: thriller twinkling crackhouse jew the one with the abstract concrete statute standing in a corner is the goat potus (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3030874&forum_id=2#29071573) |
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Date: October 29th, 2015 10:14 PM Author: gaped electric furnace whorehouse scp-173? Yeah
Although I think it's actually lifted from some Dr Who shit originally
But the same thing has happened with creepypasta
Back when I was in college, the ED creepypasta page was just a series of 200-500 word bits of terror--just little one-liners designed to unsettle the guy reading them on the other edge of the screen
Now they all seem to be dumb 'lost episode' or 'spoopy video game' or 'omg slenderman' shit
And they're all over written. The secret to a good creepypasta is brevity
For example, I think something like, idk, this (which I just threw together in 2 minutes) is creepier than that shit.
"Turn around. Big mistake. I just moved closer while your back was turned." |
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Date: October 30th, 2015 2:12 PM Author: translucent dilemma headpube http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3030904&mc=4&forum_id=2 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3030874&forum_id=2#29075220) |
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Date: October 30th, 2015 2:19 PM Author: slap-happy razzmatazz stage ofs (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3030874&forum_id=2#29075281) |
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Date: November 1st, 2015 1:48 PM Author: translucent dilemma headpube (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3030874&forum_id=2#29087261) |
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Date: November 1st, 2015 2:13 PM Author: Vibrant National Coffee Pot The Green Ribbon (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3030874&forum_id=2#29087431) |
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Date: November 1st, 2015 2:18 PM Author: naked cowardly selfie loved these books as a kid. wasn't there one where some chick had a spider bite on her face that burst open and tiny spiders came out, lmao. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3030874&forum_id=2#29087458) |
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Date: May 15th, 2018 11:59 AM Author: mischievous multi-colored regret mood (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3030874&forum_id=2#36054968) |
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Date: May 15th, 2018 12:00 PM Author: Glittery Ticket Booth Halford (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3030874&forum_id=2#36054981) |
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Date: May 29th, 2018 9:17 PM Author: mischievous multi-colored regret mood (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3030874&forum_id=2#36148333) |
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Date: May 29th, 2018 9:17 PM Author: gaped electric furnace whorehouse Yup, the red dot (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3030874&forum_id=2#36148340) |
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Date: May 29th, 2018 9:18 PM Author: mischievous multi-colored regret mood (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3030874&forum_id=2#36148341) |
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Date: August 17th, 2019 6:25 PM Author: Motley chad (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3030874&forum_id=2#38702347) |
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Date: August 17th, 2019 6:27 PM Author: stirring crystalline theater stage trust fund The one with glass-eyed wooden-legged mother disturbed me greatly (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3030874&forum_id=2#38702349) |
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Date: August 17th, 2019 6:28 PM Author: Motley chad Yeah that story is very fucked up (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3030874&forum_id=2#38702354) |
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Date: January 14th, 2020 9:38 PM Author: swashbuckling half-breed (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3030874&forum_id=2#39432209) |