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Reading the story "Harold" in Scary Stories to Tell in the Dark=PEAK EXPERIENCE
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Date: October 29th, 2015 9:20 PM Author: Drunken walnut lodge (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3030874&forum_id=2#29071113) |
Date: October 29th, 2015 9:23 PM Author: Beta address Which one was that again? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3030874&forum_id=2#29071134) |
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Date: October 29th, 2015 9:25 PM Author: Drunken walnut lodge 2 farmer doods build a scarecrow, "Harold," and talk shit about it all the time
1 day, Harold gets up and starts pacing around
Farmers get spooked
They leave but one of them goes back because they left equipment there
Doesn't come back
Eventually other farmer goes back
Sees scarecrow smiling and spreading the skin of first farmer on the roof
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I think the scarecrow wore clothes tho :( |
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Date: October 29th, 2015 9:29 PM Author: khaki yarmulke toilet seat I probably checked all three of the Scary Stories books out of my library about 40 times each between the ages of 7 and 11. Is there anyplace you can read them online? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3030874&forum_id=2#29071190) |
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Date: October 29th, 2015 9:30 PM Author: Drunken walnut lodge I think there are torrents
Those images are honest to god the scariest things I've ever seen, even to this day, and I'm a hardcore horror-mo |
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Date: October 29th, 2015 9:33 PM Author: glassy chest-beating parlor personal credit line The newer versions don't have the same images as the originals; they've been modified because of exposure considerations -- argument was they interfered with the investigations.
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Date: October 29th, 2015 9:35 PM Author: Drunken walnut lodge I have it on good authority that the original images were pre-programmed to implant certain defensive mechanisms against malign images, and that the people who authorized the change bear more than a passing resemblance to same images.
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Date: October 29th, 2015 9:41 PM Author: glassy chest-beating parlor personal credit line Yes, the Defiance Response-Embodiment Program (DREP). The rumors about that started in the 80s -- the idea that there was an overarching (beneficial) conspiracy to ready the population for the horrors to come. But if you subscribe to that, ultimately, you're subscribing to the idea of the Alternative Timestream Theory -- that a defeated world, in a last gasp of innovative hope, shouted back in time across the wide gulf of branched alternative decision pathways to warn an earlier, better-state world of what would come if they didn't fight the Scourge at its source -- to train the children of that earlier, unsullied reality to resist the monsters lurking beneath their beds or hidden in the yellow-husk corn fields of their farmsteads or embedded as malignant lingerers in closets across the globe. And that, my brother, may be a bridge of belief too far. Or {glances up from drink, meeting your eyes}, perhaps it's exactly right.
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Date: October 29th, 2015 9:43 PM Author: Drunken walnut lodge I've actually got notes written down for a story based on this idea, not flame (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3030874&forum_id=2#29071346) |
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Date: October 29th, 2015 9:56 PM Author: glassy chest-beating parlor personal credit line Write it my brother, write it
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Date: October 29th, 2015 9:31 PM Author: Beta address Those books were the POTUS of my elementary school library too, it was always a race to get one and check it out (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3030874&forum_id=2#29071212) |
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Date: October 29th, 2015 9:32 PM Author: Drunken walnut lodge Some asshole made a .gif of the image of the woman from 'The Dream' and that scars me to this day
Also 'The Drum' was POTUS upsetting |
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Date: October 29th, 2015 9:34 PM Author: khaki yarmulke toilet seat Which one was that? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3030874&forum_id=2#29071244) |
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Date: October 29th, 2015 9:36 PM Author: Drunken walnut lodge The Drum is based on a story first collected in Victorian writer Lucy Clifford's "Anyhow Stories." Basically a gypsy girl manipulates two kids into behaving so badly that their mother not only abandons them, but sends in her place a 'new mother' "with glass eyes, and a wooden tail that thumped on the floor." (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3030874&forum_id=2#29071270) |
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Date: October 29th, 2015 9:38 PM Author: khaki yarmulke toilet seat Yeah that's what I thought, that one was creepy as fuck (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3030874&forum_id=2#29071286) |
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Date: October 29th, 2015 9:35 PM Author: fragrant half-breed They're making a movie based on the books. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3030874&forum_id=2#29071249) |
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Date: October 29th, 2015 9:37 PM Author: Drunken walnut lodge yeah the degree of cruelty in that story is beyond belief (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3030874&forum_id=2#29071278) |
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Date: October 29th, 2015 9:46 PM Author: adventurous jade windowlicker lay you should write a few SCP entries brej (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3030874&forum_id=2#29071375) |
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Date: October 29th, 2015 9:48 PM Author: Drunken walnut lodge NM would pwn souls @ SCP stuff
Unfortunately the SCP thing has largely been taken over by try-hard reddit types |
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Date: October 29th, 2015 9:57 PM Author: adventurous jade windowlicker lay yeah 99% of new stuff now is like a zillion words and purposefully dense and unreadable with all of the pseudo-science journal shit, "if a hyperion-class incident occurs while level 6.5 personnel are conducting a C-523 protocol within the subject's PRM (personal reality maintenance) barriers, director [blackout] should be contacted and immediately initiate Doctrine Q"
like fuck just show a picture of a weird thing in a warehouse and write a few unsettling things about it brah |
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Date: October 29th, 2015 10:03 PM Author: adventurous jade windowlicker lay I am kind of mad IRL about it because I was looking for some spooooky reads there and on nosleep a few nights ago, and the latter has gone to pure reddit shit too. Nothing but gasbags who think they are the cumchildren of Lovecraft and Jonathan Safran Foer writing 10 part cliffhanger serials. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3030874&forum_id=2#29071510) |
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Date: October 29th, 2015 10:08 PM Author: Drunken walnut lodge Personally I think the best SCPs are ones that are vaguely unsettling without being ott
I had an idea once for a postage stamp that compels whoever controls the package it's affixed to to deliver the parcel, no matter the cost
Obviously I'm tooting my own horn, but that's the sort of thing I think is more interesting--not SUPERMAN THE CTHULU FROM HOMESTUCK |
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Date: October 29th, 2015 10:09 PM Author: adventurous jade windowlicker lay the one with the abstract concrete statute standing in a corner is the goat potus (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3030874&forum_id=2#29071573) |
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Date: October 29th, 2015 10:14 PM Author: Drunken walnut lodge scp-173? Yeah
Although I think it's actually lifted from some Dr Who shit originally
But the same thing has happened with creepypasta
Back when I was in college, the ED creepypasta page was just a series of 200-500 word bits of terror--just little one-liners designed to unsettle the guy reading them on the other edge of the screen
Now they all seem to be dumb 'lost episode' or 'spoopy video game' or 'omg slenderman' shit
And they're all over written. The secret to a good creepypasta is brevity
For example, I think something like, idk, this (which I just threw together in 2 minutes) is creepier than that shit.
"Turn around. Big mistake. I just moved closer while your back was turned." |
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