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Date: December 27th, 2015 11:56 AM Author: Maroon station and we're currently about 100 miles south of Pittsburgh. The fasten seatbelt sign is going to remain on for the duration of the flight: things will get very bumpy if we're intercepted by a Kelthian fighter and forced to take evasive maneuvers. We also ask that phones, tablets, and other electronic devices remain off or in airplane mode for the duration of the flight: they can interfere with the electromagnetic countermeasures that United Airlines deploys against the antimatter torpedoes common in the Galactic Arch. Our flight path to uncharted space will be taking us within just a few light years of the Serpens Nebula, and passengers on the left side of the plane may experience near-lethal dosages of cosmic radiation. As you know, there are those within the United Earth bureaucracy and the upper ranks of our military who believe our mission today is foolish, or impossible. They do not deserve the medals on their chests, or the title of Supreme Strategix. A small crew with a sense of duty can accomplish anything. When I fought in the Second Eridani War, my unit held a small moon against a full frontal Ghalsent attack. Though outgunned and outnumbered, we knew that the success of the entire war effort rested on our ability to hold that moon. This sense of purpose greater than ourselves and our own insignificant lives let us do the difficult, the impossible. I vaporized my own best friend when he became host to an alien parasite: it was hard, but it was also easy because I knew the future was at stake. Today, you and your Charlotte-based flight crew have the highest purpose of all. Somebody must carry on the legacy of the greatbort. Somebody will. Whether it is us, or Flight 2365 to Cincinnati, remains to be seen: but since we have lost all contact with our Star Alliance partners, we must assume the duty is ours and ours alone.
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Date: December 27th, 2015 12:06 PM Author: Maroon station "flight attendants prepare for duty" (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3080539&forum_id=2#29461632) |
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Date: December 29th, 2015 12:47 PM Author: lime crusty church pervert (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3080539&forum_id=2#29476681) |
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Date: December 27th, 2015 1:08 PM Author: Maroon station Sigh
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Date: December 27th, 2015 1:15 PM Author: Histrionic heaven (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3080539&forum_id=2#29461925) |
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Date: December 27th, 2015 1:18 PM Author: Exciting tanning salon (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3080539&forum_id=2#29461932) |
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Date: December 27th, 2015 1:18 PM Author: Exciting tanning salon (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3080539&forum_id=2#29461934) |
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Date: December 27th, 2015 1:29 PM Author: Opaque Electric Theatre (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3080539&forum_id=2#29461964) |
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Date: December 27th, 2015 1:36 PM Author: lascivious dark sound barrier (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3080539&forum_id=2#29461984) |
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Date: December 27th, 2015 1:51 PM Author: Razzmatazz orchestra pit (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3080539&forum_id=2#29462007) |
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Date: December 27th, 2015 2:11 PM Author: Maroon station (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3080539&forum_id=2#29462069) |
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Date: December 27th, 2015 2:11 PM Author: Cowardly Selfie Indian Lodge (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3080539&forum_id=2#29462075) |
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Date: December 27th, 2015 4:02 PM Author: Maroon station (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3080539&forum_id=2#29462465) |
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Date: December 27th, 2015 4:06 PM Author: Chocolate buck-toothed affirmative action COME BACK NEWMANN (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3080539&forum_id=2#29462475) |
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Date: December 27th, 2015 11:48 PM Author: 180 well-lubricated telephone people REALLY need to stop chasing away good posters (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3080539&forum_id=2#29465604) |
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Date: December 27th, 2015 11:49 PM Author: nighttime copper spot potus (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3080539&forum_id=2#29465610) |
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Date: December 27th, 2015 11:54 PM Author: Maroon station (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3080539&forum_id=2#29465642) |
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Date: December 29th, 2015 12:48 PM Author: lime crusty church pervert (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3080539&forum_id=2#29476682) |
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Date: December 27th, 2015 5:33 PM Author: Talented Ebony Fat Ankles Resort (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3080539&forum_id=2#29462950) |
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Date: December 27th, 2015 7:30 PM Author: Violent claret cruise ship (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3080539&forum_id=2#29463738) |
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Date: December 27th, 2015 11:34 PM Author: Maroon station (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3080539&forum_id=2#29465516) |
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Date: December 27th, 2015 11:38 PM Author: Crystalline haunted graveyard (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3080539&forum_id=2#29465550) |
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Date: December 27th, 2015 11:47 PM Author: 180 well-lubricated telephone (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3080539&forum_id=2#29465602) |
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Date: December 27th, 2015 11:50 PM Author: soul-stirring domesticated becky kitchen 18000 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3080539&forum_id=2#29465612) |
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Date: December 28th, 2015 12:01 AM Author: bronze godawful box office toilet seat (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3080539&forum_id=2#29465668) |
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Date: December 29th, 2015 12:04 PM Author: Maroon station (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3080539&forum_id=2#29476423) |
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Date: December 29th, 2015 12:04 PM Author: Gold Provocative Parlor Boiling Water (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3080539&forum_id=2#29476433) |
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Date: December 29th, 2015 12:08 PM Author: Self-absorbed Foreskin Theater (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3080539&forum_id=2#29476470) |
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Date: December 30th, 2015 9:39 PM Author: Maroon station (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3080539&forum_id=2#29488242) |
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Date: October 13th, 2018 5:54 PM Author: 180 well-lubricated telephone (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3080539&forum_id=2#37015871) |
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Date: May 25th, 2025 2:04 AM Author: violet adventurous psychic pistol (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3080539&forum_id=2#48960065) |
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Date: May 25th, 2025 2:10 AM Author: Self-absorbed Foreskin Theater (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3080539&forum_id=2#48960070) |