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Never forget - UCLA MBA >>> HLS JD

i will pwn all you bitches. every single one of you.
hairraiser garnet hospital
  12/03/05
The average starting salary for the UCLA MBA is like 80K.
Orange violent circlehead
  12/03/05
you're not including bonuses
hairraiser garnet hospital
  12/03/05
Oh, then make it 100K.
Orange violent circlehead
  12/03/05
more like 120K but either way, the average UCLA MBA makes...
hairraiser garnet hospital
  12/03/05
400k? that is pathetic.
bistre faggot firefighter base
  12/03/05
dude, the average HLS grad isn't even practicing law 10 year...
hairraiser garnet hospital
  12/03/05
sarcasm...
bistre faggot firefighter base
  12/03/05
In three years, you're going to be in your late 30's making ...
Vermilion bateful headpube
  12/03/05
and a 150k bonus. have a nice day, homo.
hairraiser garnet hospital
  12/03/05
I dunno what's so great about MBA's. In NYC a BA from CuNY's...
Sienna location community account
  01/17/07
F+ck you!
aggressive school cafeteria
  07/14/08
http://www.anderson.ucla.edu/documents/areas/adm/cmc/Employm...
olive crawly windowlicker idiot
  12/03/05
again, that's just the first year
hairraiser garnet hospital
  12/03/05
As is 135K for BIGLAW.
Orange violent circlehead
  12/03/05
biglaw's actually higher
indecent chrome theater stage
  12/03/05
if you make your hours
hairraiser garnet hospital
  12/03/05
yes
indecent chrome theater stage
  12/03/05
then show me the data for "10 years out" of BOTH H...
olive crawly windowlicker idiot
  12/03/05
ok, I'll do that. stay tuned.
hairraiser garnet hospital
  12/03/05
Are you making a website or something?
olive crawly windowlicker idiot
  12/03/05
He's probably digging some recuitment brochure out of the tr...
cracking pink really tough guy
  12/03/05
Don't question an MBA's data presentation efforts. They mak...
Orange violent circlehead
  12/03/05
i think there are a few bschools in the us that'll do a 1Y p...
Electric Hominid Orchestra Pit
  12/03/05
that info is crazily outdated. MBA's from Harvard, penn, et...
Thriller site
  12/07/05
I make about as much as the median UCLA person in real estat...
cracking pink really tough guy
  12/03/05
Might I also point out the ridiculously wide distribution of...
mischievous territorial digit ratio
  12/12/05
*weeps*
hideous obsidian giraffe house
  12/03/05
enjoy unemployment
aqua heaven
  12/03/05
idiot. mba = joke in the real world quit talking.
twinkling aphrodisiac stag film shitlib
  12/03/05
what do you mean?!? Some of these programs in the top 10 req...
Vermilion bateful headpube
  12/03/05
Every BB banker is more prestigious than every practicing la...
bonkers coral business firm deer antler
  12/03/05
Oh yeah, clearly some mid level banker at a BB is more prest...
onyx cerebral dopamine lodge
  12/03/05
This is correct. A first year analyst at citigroup is more ...
bonkers coral business firm deer antler
  12/03/05
...
onyx cerebral dopamine lodge
  12/03/05
well, they make about the same.
hairraiser garnet hospital
  12/03/05
Analysts are pulling down high-100s these days?
cracking pink really tough guy
  12/03/05
ok, third year analysts
hairraiser garnet hospital
  12/03/05
except that he could easily surpass their salary if he wante...
Seedy crackhouse idea he suggested
  12/09/05
HLS has produced more Fortune 500 CEOs than UCLA's bschool. ...
onyx cerebral dopamine lodge
  12/03/05
who cares. ucla mbas still make more money 10 years out.
hairraiser garnet hospital
  12/03/05
False.
onyx cerebral dopamine lodge
  12/03/05
and these only include data from people who responded edi...
olive crawly windowlicker idiot
  12/03/05
"the average UCLA MBA makes about $400K in total comp 1...
avocado doctorate
  12/03/05
from businessweek.
hairraiser garnet hospital
  12/03/05
You've never been able to give a cite. Funny that.
cracking pink really tough guy
  12/03/05
this was handed to me at an mba fair. fine, I'll scan it fo...
hairraiser garnet hospital
  12/03/05
You said that before. You never followed through. Why do...
cracking pink really tough guy
  12/03/05
there is no cite on the brochure, although I don't really re...
hairraiser garnet hospital
  12/03/05
Ok, then just scan it.
cracking pink really tough guy
  12/03/05
fine, I'll do that.
hairraiser garnet hospital
  12/03/05
Today?
cracking pink really tough guy
  12/03/05
maybe. still have to hit the gym and then i have a presti...
hairraiser garnet hospital
  12/03/05
Riiiight.
cracking pink really tough guy
  12/03/05
what, you don't believe me?
hairraiser garnet hospital
  12/03/05
I'll just wait for the scan -- just like we waited last time...
cracking pink really tough guy
  12/03/05
ok. you do that, champ.
hairraiser garnet hospital
  12/03/05
How's that scan coming?
cracking pink really tough guy
  12/04/05
He's got a prestigious date tonight [Buzz] alright, a date ...
cerise ungodly son of senegal cuckoldry
  12/10/05
link?
snowy insecure nursing home water buffalo
  12/03/05
are you sure it was businessweek? are you sure it wasn't, N...
snowy insecure nursing home water buffalo
  12/03/05
Nice reference.
demanding impertinent alpha ceo
  12/03/05
But does UCLA MBA >>>>>> NU JD?
indecent chrome theater stage
  12/03/05
yes, without question
hairraiser garnet hospital
  12/03/05
Ok thanks for the help, I've spent many a sleepless night wr...
indecent chrome theater stage
  12/03/05
i know you have
hairraiser garnet hospital
  12/03/05
"you're not including bonuses" http://www.usnew...
snowy insecure nursing home water buffalo
  12/03/05
the usnews data doesn't track the numbers cited by the schoo...
hairraiser garnet hospital
  12/03/05
well, clearly a glossy borchure embossed with the school's s...
snowy insecure nursing home water buffalo
  12/03/05
either way, all those losers that take positions at places l...
hairraiser garnet hospital
  12/03/05
yes, your level headed, thoroughly researched, and thought o...
snowy insecure nursing home water buffalo
  12/03/05
thanks dood.
hairraiser garnet hospital
  12/03/05
See my above post with direct link to UCLA's data, which is ...
olive crawly windowlicker idiot
  12/03/05
Dude, I think it's respectable to want to change career, but...
olive crawly windowlicker idiot
  12/03/05
how does my attitude suck? I mean, I could easily continue ...
hairraiser garnet hospital
  12/03/05
i'm talking about your attitude on this board. I know peopl...
olive crawly windowlicker idiot
  12/03/05
hey, sorry I annoy you, but I'm not here to make friends or ...
hairraiser garnet hospital
  12/03/05
i'm certain most people don't consider it a dream job..... y...
olive crawly windowlicker idiot
  12/03/05
wno matter how many people at hls are going to mckinsey, gol...
hairraiser garnet hospital
  12/03/05
http://www.businessweek.com/@@CnerPIcQZsn21hcA/bschools/04/f...
olive crawly windowlicker idiot
  12/03/05
who knows how many people at ucla got offers from mckinsey. ...
hairraiser garnet hospital
  12/03/05
McKinsey and Goldman are considered to top jobs in the typic...
olive crawly windowlicker idiot
  12/03/05
I have no idea, but I know many people who have taken positi...
hairraiser garnet hospital
  12/03/05
these are probably the same people who claim they got into H...
olive crawly windowlicker idiot
  12/03/05
so, if you absolutely knew you wanted to go into MC and you ...
hairraiser garnet hospital
  12/03/05
I DO NOT want to go into MC, so the question is not really t...
olive crawly windowlicker idiot
  12/03/05
I wouldn't, nor would most educated people, but I guess you'...
hairraiser garnet hospital
  12/03/05
If you think a typical HLS student has a decent chance at GS...
bonkers coral business firm deer antler
  12/03/05
I didn't say that. Read above. But GS or McKinsey isn't ...
olive crawly windowlicker idiot
  12/03/05
you think mckinsey gets a 100% yield? i don't think so.
hairraiser garnet hospital
  12/03/05
I'd say more than 50% given how McKinsey and Goldman are wha...
olive crawly windowlicker idiot
  12/03/05
we need some evidence of this.
hairraiser garnet hospital
  12/03/05
I guess I don't have that, but neither do you have evidence ...
olive crawly windowlicker idiot
  12/03/05
well, until i know how many students interviewed for these j...
hairraiser garnet hospital
  12/03/05
Re:
onyx cerebral dopamine lodge
  12/03/05
you are not competing against your "whole school,"...
hairraiser garnet hospital
  12/03/05
false..... an HLS law student is not exactly risky commodity...
olive crawly windowlicker idiot
  12/03/05
having drinks with students =/= offers extended to students.
hairraiser garnet hospital
  12/03/05
Yes, but that "subset" is a lot larger at any bsch...
onyx cerebral dopamine lodge
  12/03/05
as someone who was worked in banking and biglaw, you are dea...
hairraiser garnet hospital
  12/03/05
uh, jds get hired straight out at mckinsey as associates... ...
Seedy crackhouse idea he suggested
  12/09/05
very few jds can get a shot at mckinsey. it's an unrealisti...
hairraiser garnet hospital
  12/10/05
Perfectly reasonable at HLS, which was the topic of this thr...
Razzle-dazzle Cuck Genital Piercing
  12/10/05
you're on crack if you think that
hairraiser garnet hospital
  12/10/05
Nope. I know two people that have TURNED IT DOWN! You forg...
Razzle-dazzle Cuck Genital Piercing
  12/10/05
it must be nice to make shit up
hairraiser garnet hospital
  12/10/05
Nice to see how foolish you and that you can't see counterva...
Razzle-dazzle Cuck Genital Piercing
  12/10/05
"Still itching for that MBA at UCLA over that HLS JD&qu...
hairraiser garnet hospital
  12/10/05
Still itchin to go free the Iraqis from tyranny? Come on ...
Razzle-dazzle Cuck Genital Piercing
  12/10/05
How's that going for you?
Razzle-dazzle Cuck Genital Piercing
  10/21/08
it's an unrealistic goal for 99% of mba students as well.
Seedy crackhouse idea he suggested
  12/11/05
but at least they have a better chance
hairraiser garnet hospital
  12/11/05
not according the mckinsey presentation i saw.
Seedy crackhouse idea he suggested
  12/14/05
The difference is that an MBA will have easy access to all t...
bonkers coral business firm deer antler
  12/03/05
You will never do anything with your life
blathering office
  12/14/05
Does anyone else feel like the "UCLA 400k 10 yr out Bus...
Glassy Self-absorbed Dog Poop
  12/03/05
no, because one is patently false and the other one is a mys...
olive crawly windowlicker idiot
  12/03/05
do you think I'm lying?
hairraiser garnet hospital
  12/03/05
not so much lying as disillusioned, probably the same way yo...
olive crawly windowlicker idiot
  12/03/05
well, we'll see.
hairraiser garnet hospital
  12/03/05
why does everyone here so desperately need the assurance tha...
pale boiling water
  12/07/05
Joe, I know you're really busy benching 400 pounds and tryin...
snowy insecure nursing home water buffalo
  12/03/05
when i get back from the gym dude. patience.
hairraiser garnet hospital
  12/03/05
still waiting...
Electric Hominid Orchestra Pit
  12/04/05
sorry, hit the gym again
hairraiser garnet hospital
  12/04/05
Still lifting?
cracking pink really tough guy
  12/05/05
you don't bench 400 by sitting on your ass all day.
hairraiser garnet hospital
  12/05/05
Good thing scanning something takes about 1 minute.
cracking pink really tough guy
  12/06/05
http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=313729&mc=1&...
cracking pink really tough guy
  12/06/05
Still working on that scan?
cracking pink really tough guy
  12/07/05
actually in boston right now visiting prestigious b-schools....
hairraiser garnet hospital
  12/07/05
too bad about all the essays, though
pale boiling water
  12/07/05
they really are quite burdensome
hairraiser garnet hospital
  12/10/05
Bullshit. Go scan. Go find a Harvard brochure that says th...
cracking pink really tough guy
  12/08/05
where is the scan you sand nigger
Brass cocky immigrant locus
  12/09/05
He has a slow scanner.
cracking pink really tough guy
  12/09/05
This is like saying a UCLA BA > HLS JD. No.
French public bath foreskin
  12/09/05
It seems like everyone has forgotten the hackneyed rule of '...
exhilarant set kitty cat
  12/09/05
what's so hard to understand? bankers' compensation >&...
hairraiser garnet hospital
  12/10/05
how's that scan coming, douche bag?
Razzle-dazzle Cuck Genital Piercing
  12/10/05
it's coming, girlfriend.
hairraiser garnet hospital
  12/10/05
Given that you've been posting this nonesense for almost 6 m...
Razzle-dazzle Cuck Genital Piercing
  12/10/05
sorry, but this request is like number 956 on my to do list.
hairraiser garnet hospital
  12/10/05
Given that it would take about 1/10th less time to scan your...
Razzle-dazzle Cuck Genital Piercing
  12/10/05
i think you're full of shit.
Big Bronze State Antidepressant Drug
  12/10/05
in some comparisons bankers comp > lawyers comp. however...
exhilarant set kitty cat
  12/10/05
But you are clearly too fucking stupid to understand:
blathering office
  12/14/05
why the fuck did you do LS
know-it-all chocolate internal respiration candlestick maker
  12/09/05
Apparently he didn't spend much time figuring out his scanne...
cracking pink really tough guy
  12/10/05
bored with my job. thought it was a "cool" idea. ...
hairraiser garnet hospital
  12/10/05
similar reasons to why you are going to business school. Br...
Razzle-dazzle Cuck Genital Piercing
  12/10/05
enjoy your middle class existence and getting pwned by partn...
hairraiser garnet hospital
  12/10/05
I'm sure you'll enjoy your middle class existence and gettin...
Razzle-dazzle Cuck Genital Piercing
  12/10/05
haha, ok.
hairraiser garnet hospital
  12/10/05
What will it be, Joe_Vaj's laundry shop? Joe_Vaj's sports m...
Razzle-dazzle Cuck Genital Piercing
  12/10/05
where's the scan?
Big Bronze State Antidepressant Drug
  12/10/05
See above, "sorry, but this request is like number 956 ...
Razzle-dazzle Cuck Genital Piercing
  12/10/05
What number do you think it is now?
cracking pink really tough guy
  12/11/05
I'll get to it right after I order my REALDOLL.
hairraiser garnet hospital
  12/11/05
"this was handed to me at an mba fair. fine, I'll scan ...
cracking pink really tough guy
  12/11/05
no, I really did get it. I can't find it.
hairraiser garnet hospital
  12/11/05
You are hereby forever barred from making the $400k after 10...
cracking pink really tough guy
  12/14/05
Joe's right about the average Anderson MBA making > $410k...
Provocative opaque hall
  12/14/05
this is the study!!
hairraiser garnet hospital
  12/14/05
any other lawyer fucks who want to get pwned?
hairraiser garnet hospital
  12/12/05
I would like to get owned by your forthcoming scan.
cracking pink really tough guy
  12/14/05
Joe just fucking go away
talented unholy dysfunction friendly grandma
  12/14/05
see the above link
hairraiser garnet hospital
  12/14/05
Dude, why are you blowing off my "Joe_Vag_8" [sic]...
Provocative opaque hall
  12/14/05
let me find it.
hairraiser garnet hospital
  12/14/05
4 out of the 5 richest people in america quit school and are...
exhilarant set kitty cat
  12/14/05
http://www.anderson.ucla.edu/x3140.xml let's acknowledge ...
contagious emerald knife church building
  12/14/05
bravo
hairraiser garnet hospital
  12/14/05
bump for the law suckers
hairraiser garnet hospital
  12/17/05
...
hairraiser garnet hospital
  03/01/06
Joe vag for president 2008.
brilliant aromatic ladyboy
  03/01/06
you're too kind
hairraiser garnet hospital
  03/01/06
so where are you going for your MBA?
olive crawly windowlicker idiot
  03/01/06
don't know yet. just one acceptance so far at stern. still...
hairraiser garnet hospital
  03/01/06
that's pretty good. congratulations edit: it's no UCLA t...
olive crawly windowlicker idiot
  03/01/06
haha, it certainly isn't.
hairraiser garnet hospital
  03/01/06
you might be classmates w/ my college roommate, who is quite...
olive crawly windowlicker idiot
  03/01/06
wow, why didn't he look elsewhere?
hairraiser garnet hospital
  03/01/06
someone asked me that question the other day as well....... ...
olive crawly windowlicker idiot
  03/01/06
columbia???
hairraiser garnet hospital
  03/01/06
...
amethyst piazza queen of the night
  05/23/06
My lawn mower, Jeronimo, has a UCLA mba.
Vivacious weed whacker
  05/23/06
Seems like being a laywer isn't all that, since we have Joe ...
nubile bawdyhouse mother
  05/23/06
being a lawyer isn't all that, but for every lawyer going to...
Mint messiness associate
  05/23/06
what year are you?
amethyst piazza queen of the night
  05/23/06
I'm going to apply this fall, so I still have time to bail o...
nubile bawdyhouse mother
  05/23/06
yeah, maybe. do you really want to practice law?
amethyst piazza queen of the night
  05/23/06
do you like business or finance? If so, don't do law or you...
Mint messiness associate
  05/23/06
I've taken some finance and accounting courses...they were f...
nubile bawdyhouse mother
  05/23/06
...
amethyst piazza queen of the night
  06/02/06
...
amethyst piazza queen of the night
  07/24/06
...
Dun balding gunner background story
  07/28/06
Joe-Vaj owned all of you.
canary boyish field athletic conference
  07/28/06
yes he did
amethyst piazza queen of the night
  10/08/06
http://joevaj.ytmnd.com/
indecent chrome theater stage
  10/08/06
bump for back office
transparent effete space organic girlfriend
  01/16/07
Hahahaha Average! I would hope a business school would k...
Frum Magenta Halford
  01/17/07
ucla mba > hls jd never forget
transparent effete space organic girlfriend
  01/17/07
Dis-fucking-credited, fool.
Frum Magenta Halford
  01/17/07
I believe that the employment at graduation is only about 75...
Coiffed domesticated hell brethren
  01/17/07
***Salary Stats: Class of 2005† Number of graduates: 327...
lilac jap
  01/17/07
The not seeking jobs is just code for "we want to pad o...
Coiffed domesticated hell brethren
  01/17/07
it could be that they already have jobs--family companies, c...
Pearly Duck-like Sanctuary
  01/19/07
Far more likely scenario. Good point.
Frum Magenta Halford
  01/19/07
I am sure the school would count these individuals. These b...
Coiffed domesticated hell brethren
  01/19/07
the fact that you're posting seriously in this thread indica...
jade library
  06/01/07
...
cobalt electric furnace pozpig
  07/17/07
bump for joe vag
Internet-worthy Pocket Flask
  04/15/08
is he sucking dick for crack rock yet?
swashbuckling low-t stage roast beef
  07/14/08
...
exhilarant set kitty cat
  09/15/08
how's this working out for you, joe?
Mind-boggling address roommate
  10/10/08
Nice bump
bespoke judgmental pit pisswyrm
  10/10/08
http://www.guardian.co.uk/business/2008/oct/18/banking-useco...
Exciting crotch
  10/21/08


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Date: December 3rd, 2005 2:12 PM
Author: hairraiser garnet hospital

i will pwn all you bitches. every single one of you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=311093&forum_id=2#4449177)





Date: December 3rd, 2005 2:13 PM
Author: Orange violent circlehead

The average starting salary for the UCLA MBA is like 80K.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=311093&forum_id=2#4449187)





Date: December 3rd, 2005 2:14 PM
Author: hairraiser garnet hospital

you're not including bonuses

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=311093&forum_id=2#4449200)





Date: December 3rd, 2005 2:15 PM
Author: Orange violent circlehead

Oh, then make it 100K.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=311093&forum_id=2#4449210)





Date: December 3rd, 2005 2:16 PM
Author: hairraiser garnet hospital

more like 120K

but either way, the average UCLA MBA makes about $400K in total comp 10 years out

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=311093&forum_id=2#4449221)





Date: December 3rd, 2005 2:17 PM
Author: bistre faggot firefighter base

400k? that is pathetic.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=311093&forum_id=2#4449238)





Date: December 3rd, 2005 2:18 PM
Author: hairraiser garnet hospital

dude, the average HLS grad isn't even practicing law 10 years out

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=311093&forum_id=2#4449244)





Date: December 3rd, 2005 2:21 PM
Author: bistre faggot firefighter base

sarcasm...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=311093&forum_id=2#4449290)





Date: December 3rd, 2005 3:14 PM
Author: Vermilion bateful headpube

In three years, you're going to be in your late 30's making $80K base. BWAHAHAHAH!!! PWN3D PWN3D PWN3D!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=311093&forum_id=2#4449585)





Date: December 3rd, 2005 5:26 PM
Author: hairraiser garnet hospital

and a 150k bonus.

have a nice day, homo.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=311093&forum_id=2#4450750)





Date: January 17th, 2007 12:39 AM
Author: Sienna location community account

I dunno what's so great about MBA's. In NYC a BA from CuNY's Baruch makes like 80k avg. PLus law degrees seem to be much more prestigious in my opinion, a businessman is not prestigious unless he makes money, while even a gov't lawyer has some academic prestige.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=311093&forum_id=2#7434478)





Date: July 14th, 2008 2:52 PM
Author: aggressive school cafeteria

F+ck you!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=311093&forum_id=2#9972490)





Date: December 3rd, 2005 2:20 PM
Author: olive crawly windowlicker idiot

http://www.anderson.ucla.edu/documents/areas/adm/cmc/Employment%20Report.pdf

Page 7:

89545 + 16993 * 0.6 + 22664 * 0.272 = 105,905

I'd say HLS is closer to $135000 with signing bonuses and bonuses

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=311093&forum_id=2#4449272)





Date: December 3rd, 2005 2:20 PM
Author: hairraiser garnet hospital

again, that's just the first year

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=311093&forum_id=2#4449278)





Date: December 3rd, 2005 2:23 PM
Author: Orange violent circlehead

As is 135K for BIGLAW.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=311093&forum_id=2#4449308)





Date: December 3rd, 2005 5:28 PM
Author: indecent chrome theater stage

biglaw's actually higher

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=311093&forum_id=2#4450784)





Date: December 3rd, 2005 5:40 PM
Author: hairraiser garnet hospital

if you make your hours

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=311093&forum_id=2#4450964)





Date: December 3rd, 2005 5:47 PM
Author: indecent chrome theater stage

yes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=311093&forum_id=2#4451043)





Date: December 3rd, 2005 2:24 PM
Author: olive crawly windowlicker idiot

then show me the data for "10 years out" of BOTH HLS and Anderson graduates instead of making empty claims, since I've given a link to solid data

edit: I'm also applying to one biz school, but i'd never make a claim such as yours. Knowing the brilliant classmates at HLS I have, I know they will do really well and i'm in a luckier situation to have met them in a setting where we actually discuss topics we care about, rather than networking and knowing that your classmates might be judging you based on your networking-worthiness

That is why I'm not wasting two years in the U.S. going to biz school and am going to Europe for one year programs

By the way, I'm also only applying to INSEAD (maybe also IMD), a 10-month program. The entry requirement includes a foreign language other than English though.

http://www.mbamap.com/mba-careers/mba-salaries.htm

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=311093&forum_id=2#4449318)





Date: December 3rd, 2005 2:25 PM
Author: hairraiser garnet hospital

ok, I'll do that. stay tuned.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=311093&forum_id=2#4449326)





Date: December 3rd, 2005 5:25 PM
Author: olive crawly windowlicker idiot

Are you making a website or something?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=311093&forum_id=2#4450736)





Date: December 3rd, 2005 5:28 PM
Author: cracking pink really tough guy

He's probably digging some recuitment brochure out of the trash.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=311093&forum_id=2#4450786)





Date: December 3rd, 2005 2:25 PM
Author: Orange violent circlehead

Don't question an MBA's data presentation efforts. They make pie charts for the boss!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=311093&forum_id=2#4449329)





Date: December 3rd, 2005 3:18 PM
Author: Electric Hominid Orchestra Pit

i think there are a few bschools in the us that'll do a 1Y program (nu i believe). insead is a great program, provided you want the exposure to europe. might not give you as much traction in the us.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=311093&forum_id=2#4449608)





Date: December 7th, 2005 4:39 PM
Author: Thriller site

that info is crazily outdated. MBA's from Harvard, penn, etc. start out at about 150K these days.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=311093&forum_id=2#4489190)





Date: December 3rd, 2005 5:37 PM
Author: cracking pink really tough guy

I make about as much as the median UCLA person in real estate. I learned everything on the job or in econ in UG.

I guess that shows that MBAs aren't worth much in terms of education.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=311093&forum_id=2#4450914)





Date: December 12th, 2005 3:52 PM
Author: mischievous territorial digit ratio

Might I also point out the ridiculously wide distribution of salaries in the above-linked chart. The commercial banker making $30K after the MBA must be really glad he did that. Is he a bank teller working overtime?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=311093&forum_id=2#4539324)





Date: December 3rd, 2005 2:26 PM
Author: hideous obsidian giraffe house

*weeps*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=311093&forum_id=2#4449332)





Date: December 3rd, 2005 2:28 PM
Author: aqua heaven

enjoy unemployment

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=311093&forum_id=2#4449343)





Date: December 3rd, 2005 3:07 PM
Author: twinkling aphrodisiac stag film shitlib

idiot.

mba = joke

in the real world

quit talking.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=311093&forum_id=2#4449537)





Date: December 3rd, 2005 3:15 PM
Author: Vermilion bateful headpube

what do you mean?!? Some of these programs in the top 10 require your UG GPA to be over 3.4!!!!!!!! That's prestigious!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=311093&forum_id=2#4449589)





Date: December 3rd, 2005 3:21 PM
Author: bonkers coral business firm deer antler

Every BB banker is more prestigious than every practicing lawyer.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=311093&forum_id=2#4449644)





Date: December 3rd, 2005 4:42 PM
Author: onyx cerebral dopamine lodge

Oh yeah, clearly some mid level banker at a BB is more prestigious than Elliott Spitzer.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=311093&forum_id=2#4450397)





Date: December 3rd, 2005 4:46 PM
Author: bonkers coral business firm deer antler

This is correct. A first year analyst at citigroup is more prestigious than a SCOTUS justice.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=311093&forum_id=2#4450432)





Date: December 3rd, 2005 4:48 PM
Author: onyx cerebral dopamine lodge
Subject: No doubt about it.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=311093&forum_id=2#4450452)





Date: December 3rd, 2005 5:27 PM
Author: hairraiser garnet hospital

well, they make about the same.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=311093&forum_id=2#4450764)





Date: December 3rd, 2005 5:30 PM
Author: cracking pink really tough guy

Analysts are pulling down high-100s these days?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=311093&forum_id=2#4450802)





Date: December 3rd, 2005 5:31 PM
Author: hairraiser garnet hospital

ok, third year analysts

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=311093&forum_id=2#4450833)





Date: December 9th, 2005 6:20 PM
Author: Seedy crackhouse idea he suggested

except that he could easily surpass their salary if he wanted to, and has a much better chance at a political office

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=311093&forum_id=2#4511270)





Date: December 3rd, 2005 4:38 PM
Author: onyx cerebral dopamine lodge

HLS has produced more Fortune 500 CEOs than UCLA's bschool. HTFH.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=311093&forum_id=2#4450363)





Date: December 3rd, 2005 5:28 PM
Author: hairraiser garnet hospital

who cares. ucla mbas still make more money 10 years out.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=311093&forum_id=2#4450778)





Date: December 3rd, 2005 6:06 PM
Author: onyx cerebral dopamine lodge
Subject: False.

Put up a credible link. That figure is bogus and you full well know it.

Wharton undergrads who get MBAs don't even make an average of 400K 10 years out, thus there is no reason to think the TTTs of UCLA do better. This is also to say nothing of the median (which is lower) and the fact that the people who actually respond to these surveys are much more likely to have higher salaries (and even be employed) than those who don't.

http://www.vpul.upenn.edu/careerservices/wharton/surveys/WhartonAlumniSurveyReport.pdf



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=311093&forum_id=2#4451217)





Date: December 3rd, 2005 6:14 PM
Author: olive crawly windowlicker idiot

and these only include data from people who responded

edit: by the way, good job, i usually don't respond to flame, but it's good to remember this thread with solid proof

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=311093&forum_id=2#4451281)





Date: December 3rd, 2005 4:41 PM
Author: avocado doctorate

"the average UCLA MBA makes about $400K in total comp 10 years out"

Average?

I hope you don't actually believe this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=311093&forum_id=2#4450383)





Date: December 3rd, 2005 5:29 PM
Author: hairraiser garnet hospital

from businessweek.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=311093&forum_id=2#4450787)





Date: December 3rd, 2005 5:30 PM
Author: cracking pink really tough guy

You've never been able to give a cite.

Funny that.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=311093&forum_id=2#4450813)





Date: December 3rd, 2005 5:31 PM
Author: hairraiser garnet hospital

this was handed to me at an mba fair. fine, I'll scan it for you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=311093&forum_id=2#4450827)





Date: December 3rd, 2005 5:33 PM
Author: cracking pink really tough guy

You said that before. You never followed through.

Why don't you just get the cite off the brochure or whatever and post it?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=311093&forum_id=2#4450859)





Date: December 3rd, 2005 5:34 PM
Author: hairraiser garnet hospital

there is no cite on the brochure, although I don't really recall either way

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=311093&forum_id=2#4450869)





Date: December 3rd, 2005 5:38 PM
Author: cracking pink really tough guy

Ok, then just scan it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=311093&forum_id=2#4450921)





Date: December 3rd, 2005 5:39 PM
Author: hairraiser garnet hospital

fine, I'll do that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=311093&forum_id=2#4450942)





Date: December 3rd, 2005 5:53 PM
Author: cracking pink really tough guy

Today?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=311093&forum_id=2#4451102)





Date: December 3rd, 2005 5:58 PM
Author: hairraiser garnet hospital

maybe.

still have to hit the gym and then i have a prestigious date tonight.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=311093&forum_id=2#4451134)





Date: December 3rd, 2005 6:01 PM
Author: cracking pink really tough guy

Riiiight.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=311093&forum_id=2#4451169)





Date: December 3rd, 2005 6:02 PM
Author: hairraiser garnet hospital

what, you don't believe me?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=311093&forum_id=2#4451178)





Date: December 3rd, 2005 6:07 PM
Author: cracking pink really tough guy

I'll just wait for the scan -- just like we waited last time you offered it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=311093&forum_id=2#4451226)





Date: December 3rd, 2005 6:16 PM
Author: hairraiser garnet hospital

ok. you do that, champ.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=311093&forum_id=2#4451295)





Date: December 4th, 2005 4:27 PM
Author: cracking pink really tough guy

How's that scan coming?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=311093&forum_id=2#4459458)





Date: December 10th, 2005 7:01 PM
Author: cerise ungodly son of senegal cuckoldry

He's got a prestigious date tonight [Buzz]

alright, a date [Buzz]

dinner with friends [Buzz]

dinner alone [Buzz]

watching tv alone [Buzz]

alright, he's ogling the ladies in the Victoria's secret catalogue [Buzz]

... Sears catalogue [Ding!]

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=311093&forum_id=2#4520946)





Date: December 3rd, 2005 5:31 PM
Author: snowy insecure nursing home water buffalo

link?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=311093&forum_id=2#4450831)





Date: December 3rd, 2005 5:49 PM
Author: snowy insecure nursing home water buffalo

are you sure it was businessweek? are you sure it wasn't, NOTHING!?!?!?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=311093&forum_id=2#4451058)





Date: December 3rd, 2005 5:53 PM
Author: demanding impertinent alpha ceo

Nice reference.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=311093&forum_id=2#4451094)





Date: December 3rd, 2005 5:27 PM
Author: indecent chrome theater stage

But does UCLA MBA >>>>>> NU JD?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=311093&forum_id=2#4450760)





Date: December 3rd, 2005 5:28 PM
Author: hairraiser garnet hospital

yes, without question

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=311093&forum_id=2#4450770)





Date: December 3rd, 2005 5:30 PM
Author: indecent chrome theater stage

Ok thanks for the help, I've spent many a sleepless night wrestling with this question.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=311093&forum_id=2#4450814)





Date: December 3rd, 2005 5:32 PM
Author: hairraiser garnet hospital

i know you have

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=311093&forum_id=2#4450837)





Date: December 3rd, 2005 5:35 PM
Author: snowy insecure nursing home water buffalo

"you're not including bonuses"

http://www.usnews.com/usnews/edu/grad/rankings/mba/brief/mbarank_brief.php

the average starting salary and bonus for the top 3 schools is between $105,000 and $110,000. In light of that fact I find it highly unlikely that UCLA's MBA grads (or any school that would take you for that matter) average $120,000 their first year.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=311093&forum_id=2#4450880)





Date: December 3rd, 2005 5:36 PM
Author: hairraiser garnet hospital

the usnews data doesn't track the numbers cited by the schools in their brochures, so someone's wrong.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=311093&forum_id=2#4450891)





Date: December 3rd, 2005 5:37 PM
Author: snowy insecure nursing home water buffalo

well, clearly a glossy borchure embossed with the school's seal and including information designed to attract applications is the better source of information. something must be wrong indeed.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=311093&forum_id=2#4450918)





Date: December 3rd, 2005 5:40 PM
Author: hairraiser garnet hospital

either way, all those losers that take positions at places like quaker oats are bringing down the averages. I'm not in this to be some supply chain manager.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=311093&forum_id=2#4450958)





Date: December 3rd, 2005 5:42 PM
Author: snowy insecure nursing home water buffalo

yes, your level headed, thoroughly researched, and thought out career plans are well documented.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=311093&forum_id=2#4450989)





Date: December 3rd, 2005 5:45 PM
Author: hairraiser garnet hospital

thanks dood.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=311093&forum_id=2#4451015)





Date: December 3rd, 2005 5:38 PM
Author: olive crawly windowlicker idiot

See my above post with direct link to UCLA's data, which is probably manipulated with, and it shows about $105,000



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=311093&forum_id=2#4450934)





Date: December 3rd, 2005 5:37 PM
Author: olive crawly windowlicker idiot

Dude, I think it's respectable to want to change career, but your attitude sucks.

The thing is, if you can't be successful with a T14 JD degree, you'll likely not succeed even with an HBS degree.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=311093&forum_id=2#4450905)





Date: December 3rd, 2005 5:38 PM
Author: hairraiser garnet hospital

how does my attitude suck? I mean, I could easily continue with my biglaw job, make my 200k a year and keep going until they tell me I won't make partner. But I'd rather do something else with my life.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=311093&forum_id=2#4450935)





Date: December 3rd, 2005 5:45 PM
Author: olive crawly windowlicker idiot

i'm talking about your attitude on this board. I know people are nasty on here, but at least 174 et al. are funny and witty in their nastiness.

Your incessant, unsubstantiated recitations about how much people make just annoy me, that's all. I challenged you to find proof, but all you have told us is "some businessweek article." Are you sure it wasn't the BW message board? I even linked to the UCLA brochure that shows you exaggerated the first year numbers, so why don't you come back here only when you can prove something?

i don't mean to be mean myself, but i'm just a bit annoyed

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=311093&forum_id=2#4451014)





Date: December 3rd, 2005 5:50 PM
Author: hairraiser garnet hospital

hey, sorry I annoy you, but I'm not here to make friends or here for your approval. I happen to disagree with all of the noobs on this board who happen to think that biglaw is some kind of fucking dream job.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=311093&forum_id=2#4451067)





Date: December 3rd, 2005 5:54 PM
Author: olive crawly windowlicker idiot

i'm certain most people don't consider it a dream job..... you're underestimating people

for example, i know quite a few people at HLS who are going to Goldman, McKinsey (split with top NY firm), etc. I also know a critical mass of people who will be working overseas with highly connected folks

it's how you use your degree not what kind of degree you have.... many of the people figure this out when they're at HLS and know that the degree opens many doors rather than channel them to just one profession

Edit: I only cited GS and McKinsey because they appeal the most to MBAs. Personally I'd rather do something else

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=311093&forum_id=2#4451109)





Date: December 3rd, 2005 5:58 PM
Author: hairraiser garnet hospital

wno matter how many people at hls are going to mckinsey, goldman, etc.., it will still be far less than the number coming from any decent b-school. Of course, MBAs can't become lawyers, but who the hell wants that?

the bottom line = only go to law school if you want to be a lawyer. if you want to be a banker, there are far more effective ways to do this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=311093&forum_id=2#4451129)





Date: December 3rd, 2005 6:08 PM
Author: olive crawly windowlicker idiot

http://www.businessweek.com/@@CnerPIcQZsn21hcA/bschools/04/full_time_profiles/ucla3.htm

There were 5 UCLA MBAs who got offers from McKinsey

I know 4 HLSers who got offers from McKinsey from my section alone (about 75 people), and that's just of the people I know. They're also ramping up recruitment at HLS more and more each year. One recruiter said "HBSers usually overestimate their ability, and HLSers underestimate theirs."

Edit: not to mention these HLSers I know are 2Ls who are getting "internships." Probably more 3Ls can also get offers from McKinsey. The "internship" data for UCLA MBA doesn't look that great.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=311093&forum_id=2#4451233)





Date: December 3rd, 2005 6:24 PM
Author: hairraiser garnet hospital

who knows how many people at ucla got offers from mckinsey. these people are also considering offers from bain, booz allen, bcg, etc...On the whole, you can't really believe it's easier to get a top MC job out of hls than out of any top 15 b-school.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=311093&forum_id=2#4451347)





Date: December 3rd, 2005 6:32 PM
Author: olive crawly windowlicker idiot

McKinsey and Goldman are considered to top jobs in the typical MC and IB markets.

UCLA had 5 McKinsey and 2 Goldman. I highly doubt the yield rates for those two were very low. Probably more than 50%.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=311093&forum_id=2#4451414)





Date: December 3rd, 2005 6:34 PM
Author: hairraiser garnet hospital

I have no idea, but I know many people who have taken positions at other banks over goldman. mckinsey probably has a higher yield.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=311093&forum_id=2#4451437)





Date: December 3rd, 2005 6:36 PM
Author: olive crawly windowlicker idiot

these are probably the same people who claim they got into HBS but chose to attend UCLA

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=311093&forum_id=2#4451458)





Date: December 3rd, 2005 6:37 PM
Author: hairraiser garnet hospital

so, if you absolutely knew you wanted to go into MC and you had a choice between ucla mba and hls, you'd take hls?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=311093&forum_id=2#4451470)





Date: December 3rd, 2005 6:41 PM
Author: olive crawly windowlicker idiot

I DO NOT want to go into MC, so the question is not really that applicable. But even if I would, I'd still choose HLS (or YLS/SLS for that matter)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=311093&forum_id=2#4451499)





Date: December 3rd, 2005 6:42 PM
Author: hairraiser garnet hospital

I wouldn't, nor would most educated people, but I guess you're a risk taker. good for you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=311093&forum_id=2#4451508)





Date: December 3rd, 2005 6:24 PM
Author: bonkers coral business firm deer antler

If you think a typical HLS student has a decent chance at GS or McKinsey, you're fucking kidding yourself.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=311093&forum_id=2#4451345)





Date: December 3rd, 2005 6:30 PM
Author: olive crawly windowlicker idiot

I didn't say that. Read above.

But GS or McKinsey isn't typically available to UCLA MBAs either

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=311093&forum_id=2#4451398)





Date: December 3rd, 2005 6:32 PM
Author: hairraiser garnet hospital

you think mckinsey gets a 100% yield? i don't think so.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=311093&forum_id=2#4451410)





Date: December 3rd, 2005 6:33 PM
Author: olive crawly windowlicker idiot

I'd say more than 50% given how McKinsey and Goldman are what MBA students constantly talk about

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=311093&forum_id=2#4451428)





Date: December 3rd, 2005 6:35 PM
Author: hairraiser garnet hospital

we need some evidence of this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=311093&forum_id=2#4451440)





Date: December 3rd, 2005 6:38 PM
Author: olive crawly windowlicker idiot

I guess I don't have that, but neither do you have evidence the other way (i.e. low yield)

The only evidence we have is that there are 5 McKinsey, 3 Bain, no BCG, and 2 Goldman hires

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=311093&forum_id=2#4451474)





Date: December 3rd, 2005 6:39 PM
Author: hairraiser garnet hospital

well, until i know how many students interviewed for these jobs, I have no way of determining whether these are "good" stats or not.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=311093&forum_id=2#4451488)





Date: December 3rd, 2005 6:30 PM
Author: onyx cerebral dopamine lodge
Subject: Re:

If you think a typical UCLA MBA student has a decent chance at GS or McKinsey, you're fucking kidding yourself much more.

At least at HLS or another top 6, the competition for these positions will be much less stiff since there a far fewer people will even be attempting to get these positions whereas at any B-school, you're competing with your whole class. The HLS name should easily be good enough to get a person into the door, someone whose done their research and interviews well shouldn't have much of a problem.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=311093&forum_id=2#4451399)





Date: December 3rd, 2005 6:33 PM
Author: hairraiser garnet hospital

you are not competing against your "whole school," just a subset interested in these jobs. Secondly, MBAs are a known commodity, much more so than HLSers. MC and banking firms will always go with what they know as opposed to some risky commodity like a law student.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=311093&forum_id=2#4451426)





Date: December 3rd, 2005 6:35 PM
Author: olive crawly windowlicker idiot

false..... an HLS law student is not exactly risky commodity, and McKinsey knows that. If you have seen how heavily they recruit at HLS you'd know. They invite 1Ls to drink, have multiple presentations throughout the year, and send you tons of e-mails

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=311093&forum_id=2#4451451)





Date: December 3rd, 2005 6:36 PM
Author: hairraiser garnet hospital

having drinks with students =/= offers extended to students.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=311093&forum_id=2#4451457)





Date: December 3rd, 2005 6:39 PM
Author: onyx cerebral dopamine lodge

Yes, but that "subset" is a lot larger at any bschool than at HLS.

"Secondly, MBAs are a known commodity, much more so than HLSers."

As someone whose worked in both biglaw and private equity, and dealt with many bankers, I'm pretty certain that HLS has more alumni at top levels of Goldman and Mckinsey than UCLA's bschool. I haven't seen these "phantom alumni" of UCLA's MBA school going most of Goldman's deals. The Goldman guys who have MBAs are disproportionately likely to be from Wharton, Columbia, or HBS.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=311093&forum_id=2#4451485)





Date: December 3rd, 2005 6:41 PM
Author: hairraiser garnet hospital

as someone who was worked in banking and biglaw, you are dead wrong with respect to goldman. maybe not mckinsey. either way, these HLS "heavy hitters" at goldman and mckinsey all wasted years of their life in biglaw first. who wants to do that?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=311093&forum_id=2#4451504)





Date: December 9th, 2005 6:35 PM
Author: Seedy crackhouse idea he suggested

uh, jds get hired straight out at mckinsey as associates... so who wasted their life, somebody that spent a couple years working than 2 years in bschool, or somebody that spent 3 years in law school?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=311093&forum_id=2#4511384)





Date: December 10th, 2005 5:26 PM
Author: hairraiser garnet hospital

very few jds can get a shot at mckinsey. it's an unrealistic goal for 99% of law students.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=311093&forum_id=2#4520108)





Date: December 10th, 2005 5:29 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle Cuck Genital Piercing

Perfectly reasonable at HLS, which was the topic of this thread.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=311093&forum_id=2#4520132)





Date: December 10th, 2005 5:36 PM
Author: hairraiser garnet hospital

you're on crack if you think that

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=311093&forum_id=2#4520167)





Date: December 10th, 2005 5:38 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle Cuck Genital Piercing

Nope. I know two people that have TURNED IT DOWN! You forget, many people don't even want that job!

If you can do a case interview even half as well as the business school folks, you have a decent shot.

Sorry to burst your bubble! Enjoy UCLA!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=311093&forum_id=2#4520174)





Date: December 10th, 2005 5:38 PM
Author: hairraiser garnet hospital

it must be nice to make shit up

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=311093&forum_id=2#4520180)





Date: December 10th, 2005 5:41 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle Cuck Genital Piercing

Nice to see how foolish you and that you can't see countervailing facts. This goes to show that you haven't a fucking clue what you are talking about. You'd fit right in at the Bush Administration! Weapons of mass destruction? not there? NAH - You're just making it up!

Still itching for that MBA at UCLA over that HLS JD? Didn't think so.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=311093&forum_id=2#4520198)





Date: December 10th, 2005 5:42 PM
Author: hairraiser garnet hospital

"Still itching for that MBA at UCLA over that HLS JD"

in a second

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=311093&forum_id=2#4520202)





Date: December 10th, 2005 5:43 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle Cuck Genital Piercing

Still itchin to go free the Iraqis from tyranny?

Come on man, there are weapons of mass destruction over there!

No you say? Bullshit - you are just making it up!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=311093&forum_id=2#4520207)





Date: October 21st, 2008 2:37 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle Cuck Genital Piercing

How's that going for you?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=311093&forum_id=2#10284075)





Date: December 11th, 2005 5:57 PM
Author: Seedy crackhouse idea he suggested

it's an unrealistic goal for 99% of mba students as well.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=311093&forum_id=2#4529709)





Date: December 11th, 2005 7:52 PM
Author: hairraiser garnet hospital

but at least they have a better chance

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=311093&forum_id=2#4530883)





Date: December 14th, 2005 4:03 PM
Author: Seedy crackhouse idea he suggested

not according the mckinsey presentation i saw.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=311093&forum_id=2#4560394)





Date: December 3rd, 2005 6:39 PM
Author: bonkers coral business firm deer antler

The difference is that an MBA will have easy access to all the BB banks. Very few banks interview at law schools. The JD will have to conduct a job search himself. He will have to constantly explain why he chose LS but now wants finance. He will have an extra year of debt to repay. Et cetera.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=311093&forum_id=2#4451491)





Date: December 14th, 2005 8:17 PM
Author: blathering office
Subject: You will never do anything with your life

This coming from somebody who will not be a law student, and will attend an MBA school superior to UCLA.

hth.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=311093&forum_id=2#4562760)





Date: December 3rd, 2005 6:18 PM
Author: Glassy Self-absorbed Dog Poop

Does anyone else feel like the "UCLA 400k 10 yr out Businessweek Handout"' is to XOXO what Marcellus Wallace's briefcase was to Pulp Fiction?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=311093&forum_id=2#4451308)





Date: December 3rd, 2005 6:22 PM
Author: olive crawly windowlicker idiot

no, because one is patently false and the other one is a mystery

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=311093&forum_id=2#4451334)





Date: December 3rd, 2005 6:24 PM
Author: hairraiser garnet hospital

do you think I'm lying?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=311093&forum_id=2#4451353)





Date: December 3rd, 2005 6:29 PM
Author: olive crawly windowlicker idiot

not so much lying as disillusioned, probably the same way you were when you applied for law schools and expected things that didn't eventually materialize

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=311093&forum_id=2#4451382)





Date: December 3rd, 2005 6:35 PM
Author: hairraiser garnet hospital

well, we'll see.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=311093&forum_id=2#4451448)





Date: December 7th, 2005 4:59 PM
Author: pale boiling water

why does everyone here so desperately need the assurance that they just happen to be doing the best, most lucrative thing in the world?

and somehow i doubt this path was a smooth and certain as is suggested:

"I could easily continue with my biglaw job, make my 200k a year and keep going until they tell me I won't make partner."

among everyone i've seen leave at the same stage, quite the opposite was true.

but, of course, no one here has ever sucked at something and then moved onto something else, or gone to a 10th or 20th best school that isn't extraordinary in some hidden way. perhaps it's just a matter of attending "mba fairs."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=311093&forum_id=2#4489395)





Date: December 3rd, 2005 6:37 PM
Author: snowy insecure nursing home water buffalo

Joe, I know you're really busy benching 400 pounds and trying to dupe women from the internet to fuck you in spite of the fact that you're ugly...but how about that link?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=311093&forum_id=2#4451471)





Date: December 3rd, 2005 6:38 PM
Author: hairraiser garnet hospital

when i get back from the gym dude. patience.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=311093&forum_id=2#4451477)





Date: December 4th, 2005 11:19 AM
Author: Electric Hominid Orchestra Pit
Subject: still waiting...

time to let someone else use that stairmaster! still waiting for that data...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=311093&forum_id=2#4457490)





Date: December 4th, 2005 12:26 PM
Author: hairraiser garnet hospital

sorry, hit the gym again

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=311093&forum_id=2#4457779)





Date: December 5th, 2005 10:25 PM
Author: cracking pink really tough guy

Still lifting?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=311093&forum_id=2#4472781)





Date: December 5th, 2005 10:56 PM
Author: hairraiser garnet hospital

you don't bench 400 by sitting on your ass all day.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=311093&forum_id=2#4473131)





Date: December 6th, 2005 8:43 PM
Author: cracking pink really tough guy

Good thing scanning something takes about 1 minute.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=311093&forum_id=2#4481587)





Date: December 6th, 2005 8:44 PM
Author: cracking pink really tough guy

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=313729&mc=1&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=311093&forum_id=2#4481610)





Date: December 7th, 2005 2:14 PM
Author: cracking pink really tough guy

Still working on that scan?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=311093&forum_id=2#4487576)





Date: December 7th, 2005 4:36 PM
Author: hairraiser garnet hospital

actually in boston right now visiting prestigious b-schools.

do you know that HBS has 32 buildings! That's like an entire college campus.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=311093&forum_id=2#4489140)





Date: December 7th, 2005 4:54 PM
Author: pale boiling water

too bad about all the essays, though

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=311093&forum_id=2#4489343)





Date: December 10th, 2005 5:27 PM
Author: hairraiser garnet hospital

they really are quite burdensome

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=311093&forum_id=2#4520114)





Date: December 8th, 2005 7:56 PM
Author: cracking pink really tough guy

Bullshit. Go scan. Go find a Harvard brochure that says that make an average of $900k after 10 years.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=311093&forum_id=2#4501253)





Date: December 9th, 2005 7:16 AM
Author: Brass cocky immigrant locus

where is the scan you sand nigger

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=311093&forum_id=2#4506740)





Date: December 9th, 2005 6:13 PM
Author: cracking pink really tough guy

He has a slow scanner.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=311093&forum_id=2#4511209)





Date: December 9th, 2005 6:16 PM
Author: French public bath foreskin

This is like saying a UCLA BA > HLS JD.

No.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=311093&forum_id=2#4511228)





Date: December 9th, 2005 11:04 PM
Author: exhilarant set kitty cat

It seems like everyone has forgotten the hackneyed rule of 'statistics dont lie, but they say anything you want them to.' lets suppose this joe_schmo is at least telling the truth (probably a stretch in itself). its still a worthless statement. at UNC-CH, the most lucrative major over the past 25 yrs is Geography. Why? Because Michael Jordan was a geography major and is now a multi billionaire. On the slight chance Joey V isnt talking out of his ass about the UCLABS stat, its surely based upon skewed data. its like saying a greater % of Dry Cleaner owners are millionaires tha HLS grads. it may be true, but it doesnt make any sense to pass up HLS to go into the dry cleaning business.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=311093&forum_id=2#4514687)





Date: December 10th, 2005 5:27 PM
Author: hairraiser garnet hospital

what's so hard to understand?

bankers' compensation >>> lawyers' compensation

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=311093&forum_id=2#4520123)





Date: December 10th, 2005 5:30 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle Cuck Genital Piercing

how's that scan coming, douche bag?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=311093&forum_id=2#4520140)





Date: December 10th, 2005 5:37 PM
Author: hairraiser garnet hospital

it's coming, girlfriend.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=311093&forum_id=2#4520170)





Date: December 10th, 2005 5:42 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle Cuck Genital Piercing

Given that you've been posting this nonesense for almost 6 months - a year? - doesn't seem like a lot to ask that you provide us with some statistical evidence BEYOND what you thought you saw on a business school marketing pamphlet!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=311093&forum_id=2#4520205)





Date: December 10th, 2005 5:43 PM
Author: hairraiser garnet hospital

sorry, but this request is like number 956 on my to do list.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=311093&forum_id=2#4520210)





Date: December 10th, 2005 5:47 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle Cuck Genital Piercing

Given that it would take about 1/10th less time to scan your evidence than it would to post 40 posts on this thread, or start another 10 threads on the same topic, it seems like you have PLENTY of TIME!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=311093&forum_id=2#4520242)





Date: December 10th, 2005 6:02 PM
Author: Big Bronze State Antidepressant Drug

i think you're full of shit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=311093&forum_id=2#4520380)





Date: December 10th, 2005 5:51 PM
Author: exhilarant set kitty cat

in some comparisons bankers comp > lawyers comp. however, by no means does that prove the avg salary for a particular MBA 10yrs out is $400k. why is that so hard to understand?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=311093&forum_id=2#4520271)





Date: December 14th, 2005 9:20 PM
Author: blathering office
Subject: But you are clearly too fucking stupid to understand:

law school --> lawyer

business school != banker

Enjoy your

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=311093&forum_id=2#4563512)





Date: December 9th, 2005 11:43 PM
Author: know-it-all chocolate internal respiration candlestick maker

why the fuck did you do LS

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=311093&forum_id=2#4515179)





Date: December 10th, 2005 4:18 PM
Author: cracking pink really tough guy

Apparently he didn't spend much time figuring out his scanner.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=311093&forum_id=2#4519425)





Date: December 10th, 2005 5:28 PM
Author: hairraiser garnet hospital

bored with my job. thought it was a "cool" idea.

basically the reason why most people continue to go to ls.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=311093&forum_id=2#4520127)





Date: December 10th, 2005 5:31 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle Cuck Genital Piercing

similar reasons to why you are going to business school. Brilliant! I'm sure the MBA will be as rewarding for you!

Enjoy the bullshit sales job.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=311093&forum_id=2#4520145)





Date: December 10th, 2005 5:38 PM
Author: hairraiser garnet hospital

enjoy your middle class existence and getting pwned by partners for the next ten years

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=311093&forum_id=2#4520172)





Date: December 10th, 2005 5:39 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle Cuck Genital Piercing

I'm sure you'll enjoy your middle class existence and getting pwned by MD's for 3 years before quiting after whining that your job isn't "cool" anymore!

Of course, that assumes you will get one of those jobs, when you actually will probably go into sales, fail miserably, and "start your own business" to save face.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=311093&forum_id=2#4520186)





Date: December 10th, 2005 5:42 PM
Author: hairraiser garnet hospital

haha, ok.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=311093&forum_id=2#4520206)





Date: December 10th, 2005 5:46 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle Cuck Genital Piercing

What will it be, Joe_Vaj's laundry shop? Joe_Vaj's sports marketing? The Joe_Vaj dollar store? You gotta go to Vaj's? Joe_Vaj's career counseling? (don't go to JD or MBA, work as your own boss!) Or will you do late night commercials selling your book, "lessons of PWNage: graduate school does NOT lead to success - take it from me!"?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=311093&forum_id=2#4520234)





Date: December 10th, 2005 5:55 PM
Author: Big Bronze State Antidepressant Drug

where's the scan?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=311093&forum_id=2#4520307)





Date: December 10th, 2005 5:57 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle Cuck Genital Piercing

See above, "sorry, but this request is like number 956 on my to do list."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=311093&forum_id=2#4520323)





Date: December 11th, 2005 2:18 PM
Author: cracking pink really tough guy

What number do you think it is now?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=311093&forum_id=2#4527971)





Date: December 11th, 2005 3:50 PM
Author: hairraiser garnet hospital

I'll get to it right after I order my REALDOLL.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=311093&forum_id=2#4528688)





Date: December 11th, 2005 10:24 PM
Author: cracking pink really tough guy

"this was handed to me at an mba fair. fine, I'll scan it for you."

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=311093&mc=53&forum_id=2#4450827

---------------------------

So, are you ready to concede that you're full of shit?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=311093&forum_id=2#4533085)





Date: December 11th, 2005 10:49 PM
Author: hairraiser garnet hospital

no, I really did get it. I can't find it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=311093&forum_id=2#4533444)





Date: December 14th, 2005 4:06 PM
Author: cracking pink really tough guy

You are hereby forever barred from making the $400k after 10 years claim until you produce evidence.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=311093&forum_id=2#4560427)





Date: December 14th, 2005 5:06 PM
Author: Provocative opaque hall

Joe's right about the average Anderson MBA making > $410k/year 10 years post-MBA (unless Anderson is pumping out bullshit, which is certainly possible).

http://www.anderson.ucla.edu/x3140.xml

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=311093&forum_id=2#4560986)





Date: December 14th, 2005 5:22 PM
Author: hairraiser garnet hospital

this is the study!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=311093&forum_id=2#4561132)





Date: December 12th, 2005 3:54 PM
Author: hairraiser garnet hospital

any other lawyer fucks who want to get pwned?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=311093&forum_id=2#4539341)





Date: December 14th, 2005 3:55 PM
Author: cracking pink really tough guy

I would like to get owned by your forthcoming scan.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=311093&forum_id=2#4560309)





Date: December 14th, 2005 4:20 PM
Author: talented unholy dysfunction friendly grandma

Joe just fucking go away

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=311093&forum_id=2#4560553)





Date: December 14th, 2005 5:23 PM
Author: hairraiser garnet hospital

see the above link

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=311093&forum_id=2#4561141)





Date: December 14th, 2005 4:38 PM
Author: Provocative opaque hall

Dude, why are you blowing off my "Joe_Vag_8" [sic] rate the GMAT prep options" thread?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=311093&forum_id=2#4560743)





Date: December 14th, 2005 5:24 PM
Author: hairraiser garnet hospital

let me find it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=311093&forum_id=2#4561147)





Date: December 14th, 2005 7:07 PM
Author: exhilarant set kitty cat

4 out of the 5 richest people in america quit school and are making billions. $400k aint shit either way. youre not making real $$ unless youre hitting at least 7 figures. joey vaj, why are you wasting your time w/ an mba when the real cash is in being a college drop out?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=311093&forum_id=2#4562121)





Date: December 14th, 2005 7:52 PM
Author: contagious emerald knife church building

http://www.anderson.ucla.edu/x3140.xml

let's acknowledge that this study does exist. joe vag was not lying.

rip apart the study if you must, rip apart his decision to pursue an mba if you think it's foolish, attack his personality if you don't like him... but apparently the attacks above concerning whether the survey exists were unfounded.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=311093&forum_id=2#4562495)





Date: December 14th, 2005 9:07 PM
Author: hairraiser garnet hospital

bravo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=311093&forum_id=2#4563352)





Date: December 17th, 2005 4:39 PM
Author: hairraiser garnet hospital

bump for the law suckers

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=311093&forum_id=2#4590497)





Date: March 1st, 2006 5:12 PM
Author: hairraiser garnet hospital



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=311093&forum_id=2#5218912)





Date: March 1st, 2006 5:13 PM
Author: brilliant aromatic ladyboy

Joe vag for president 2008.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=311093&forum_id=2#5218926)





Date: March 1st, 2006 5:16 PM
Author: hairraiser garnet hospital

you're too kind

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=311093&forum_id=2#5218959)





Date: March 1st, 2006 5:36 PM
Author: olive crawly windowlicker idiot

so where are you going for your MBA?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=311093&forum_id=2#5219134)





Date: March 1st, 2006 5:44 PM
Author: hairraiser garnet hospital

don't know yet. just one acceptance so far at stern. still waiting to hear from other places.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=311093&forum_id=2#5219186)





Date: March 1st, 2006 6:06 PM
Author: olive crawly windowlicker idiot

that's pretty good. congratulations

edit: it's no UCLA though

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=311093&forum_id=2#5219348)





Date: March 1st, 2006 6:08 PM
Author: hairraiser garnet hospital

haha, it certainly isn't.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=311093&forum_id=2#5219364)





Date: March 1st, 2006 6:09 PM
Author: olive crawly windowlicker idiot

you might be classmates w/ my college roommate, who is quite brilliant.

he only applied to Stern

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=311093&forum_id=2#5219380)





Date: March 1st, 2006 6:11 PM
Author: hairraiser garnet hospital

wow, why didn't he look elsewhere?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=311093&forum_id=2#5219393)





Date: March 1st, 2006 6:14 PM
Author: olive crawly windowlicker idiot

someone asked me that question the other day as well.......

he wants to live in NYC, and i want to live in europe

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=311093&forum_id=2#5219408)





Date: March 1st, 2006 6:22 PM
Author: hairraiser garnet hospital

columbia???

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=311093&forum_id=2#5219482)





Date: May 23rd, 2006 12:22 PM
Author: amethyst piazza queen of the night



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=311093&forum_id=2#5837943)





Date: May 23rd, 2006 12:30 PM
Author: Vivacious weed whacker

My lawn mower, Jeronimo, has a UCLA mba.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=311093&forum_id=2#5837971)





Date: May 23rd, 2006 1:03 PM
Author: nubile bawdyhouse mother

Seems like being a laywer isn't all that, since we have Joe and chiashu both coming out of law school going back into b-school.

Should I rethink my career goals?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=311093&forum_id=2#5838119)





Date: May 23rd, 2006 1:17 PM
Author: Mint messiness associate

being a lawyer isn't all that, but for every lawyer going to business school there are 5 former business people going to law school

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=311093&forum_id=2#5838204)





Date: May 23rd, 2006 1:21 PM
Author: amethyst piazza queen of the night

what year are you?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=311093&forum_id=2#5838223)





Date: May 23rd, 2006 1:25 PM
Author: nubile bawdyhouse mother

I'm going to apply this fall, so I still have time to bail out. :D

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=311093&forum_id=2#5838245)





Date: May 23rd, 2006 1:29 PM
Author: amethyst piazza queen of the night

yeah, maybe. do you really want to practice law?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=311093&forum_id=2#5838277)





Date: May 23rd, 2006 1:38 PM
Author: Mint messiness associate

do you like business or finance? If so, don't do law or you will always be jelous. If those things don't really interest you then law will probably be a good fit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=311093&forum_id=2#5838339)





Date: May 23rd, 2006 5:05 PM
Author: nubile bawdyhouse mother

I've taken some finance and accounting courses...they were fairly easy (got A's and A+'s without trying), but extremely, mind-numbingly boring. I was an Econ major freshman year and switched out of that too because I found it boring. So, I don't like handling money.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=311093&forum_id=2#5839394)





Date: June 2nd, 2006 12:36 PM
Author: amethyst piazza queen of the night



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=311093&forum_id=2#5893537)





Date: July 24th, 2006 1:41 AM
Author: amethyst piazza queen of the night



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=311093&forum_id=2#6284640)





Date: July 28th, 2006 4:11 PM
Author: Dun balding gunner background story



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=311093&forum_id=2#6324067)





Date: July 28th, 2006 4:41 PM
Author: canary boyish field athletic conference

Joe-Vaj owned all of you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=311093&forum_id=2#6324288)





Date: October 8th, 2006 1:10 AM
Author: amethyst piazza queen of the night

yes he did

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=311093&forum_id=2#6748367)





Date: October 8th, 2006 1:13 AM
Author: indecent chrome theater stage

http://joevaj.ytmnd.com/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=311093&forum_id=2#6748396)





Date: January 16th, 2007 11:53 PM
Author: transparent effete space organic girlfriend

bump for back office

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=311093&forum_id=2#7434079)





Date: January 17th, 2007 12:03 AM
Author: Frum Magenta Halford

Hahahaha

Average! I would hope a business school would know better, especially concerning a variable with a huge skew to one side.

Douchetastic.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=311093&forum_id=2#7434177)





Date: January 17th, 2007 12:13 AM
Author: transparent effete space organic girlfriend

ucla mba > hls jd

never forget

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=311093&forum_id=2#7434267)





Date: January 17th, 2007 12:28 AM
Author: Frum Magenta Halford

Dis-fucking-credited, fool.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=311093&forum_id=2#7434400)





Date: January 17th, 2007 12:23 AM
Author: Coiffed domesticated hell brethren

I believe that the employment at graduation is only about 75% at UCLA MBA. Anyone have access to the USNews number? The UCLA employment pdf linked to above says 95%, but it also says only 78% are seeking employment -- which you know is bullshit. 95%*78% = 74%

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=311093&forum_id=2#7434359)





Date: January 17th, 2007 12:29 AM
Author: lilac jap

***Salary Stats:

Class of 2005†

Number of graduates: 327

Number of graduates seeking jobs: 258 (78.9%)

Number of job seekers accepting jobs by three months after graduation:94.2%

Base Salary by Occupation

Marketing/sales (62 reporting): $80,811 (average), $40,000 (low), $120,000 (high)

Operations/production (3 reporting): $71,667 (average), $22,000 (low), $100,000 (high)

General management (13 reporting): $94,031 (average), $71,900 (low), $150,000 (high)

Finance/accounting (85 reporting): $93,736 (average), $40,000 (low), $160,000 (high)

Consulting (39 reporting): $105,934 (average), $62,000 (low), $155,000 (high)

Other (40 reporting): $86,397 (average), $24,000 (low), $130,000 (high)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=311093&forum_id=2#7434414)





Date: January 17th, 2007 12:36 AM
Author: Coiffed domesticated hell brethren

The not seeking jobs is just code for "we want to pad our employment stats to make our incoming students feel good." Does anyone really think that 22% of the class isn't seeking a job?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=311093&forum_id=2#7434458)





Date: January 19th, 2007 8:56 AM
Author: Pearly Duck-like Sanctuary

it could be that they already have jobs--family companies, copmany sponsored etc. and were therefore not looking.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=311093&forum_id=2#7448058)





Date: January 19th, 2007 9:20 AM
Author: Frum Magenta Halford

Far more likely scenario.

Good point.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=311093&forum_id=2#7448127)





Date: January 19th, 2007 10:35 AM
Author: Coiffed domesticated hell brethren

I am sure the school would count these individuals. These b-schools are notorious for doctoring their employment stats. For example, Wharton will hire a significant number of students, who did not get normal jobs, to do some crap job at the school just so they can pump up their employment stats. To think that they wouldn't count students who actually had jobs is highly unlikely. Believe me, there is not much demand for someone who graduates in the bottom quarter of UCLA b-school. Yet, hls grads in the bottom 25% get biglaw.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=311093&forum_id=2#7448360)





Date: June 1st, 2007 3:22 PM
Author: jade library

the fact that you're posting seriously in this thread indicates just how insecure and miserable people going into biglaw are

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=311093&forum_id=2#8197616)





Date: July 17th, 2007 8:27 PM
Author: cobalt electric furnace pozpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=311093&forum_id=2#8398859)





Date: April 15th, 2008 6:35 PM
Author: Internet-worthy Pocket Flask

bump for joe vag

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=311093&forum_id=2#9633393)





Date: July 14th, 2008 10:59 AM
Author: swashbuckling low-t stage roast beef

is he sucking dick for crack rock yet?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=311093&forum_id=2#9972059)





Date: September 15th, 2008 10:28 PM
Author: exhilarant set kitty cat



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=311093&forum_id=2#10165647)





Date: October 10th, 2008 11:47 PM
Author: Mind-boggling address roommate

how's this working out for you, joe?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=311093&forum_id=2#10248558)





Date: October 10th, 2008 11:57 PM
Author: bespoke judgmental pit pisswyrm
Subject: Nice bump

My favorite line was: "Every BB banker is more prestigious than every practicing lawyer."



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=311093&forum_id=2#10248586)





Date: October 21st, 2008 1:38 PM
Author: Exciting crotch

http://www.guardian.co.uk/business/2008/oct/18/banking-useconomy

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Andrew_Lahde

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=311093&forum_id=2#10283911)