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Hypo: You suddenly find yourself in 3rd class on the Titanic right before
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Date: February 22nd, 2016 11:13 PM Author: dark puppy the iceberg hits. No time to warn the ship's crew. You know everything you know now. What do you do to survive? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3140112&forum_id=2#29894384) |
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Date: July 3rd, 2022 12:13 PM Author: electric volcanic crater (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3140112&forum_id=2#44788414) |
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Date: August 6th, 2025 4:09 PM Author: electric volcanic crater (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3140112&forum_id=2#49162627) |
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Date: September 2nd, 2024 6:48 PM Author: electric volcanic crater (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3140112&forum_id=2#48040724) |
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Date: March 22nd, 2025 2:36 AM Author: electric volcanic crater (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3140112&forum_id=2#48771553) |
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Date: November 8th, 2025 7:21 PM Author: Mainlining the $ecret Truth of the Univer$e ("One Year Performance 1978-1979 (Cage Piece)") (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3140112&forum_id=2#49413239) |
Date: February 22nd, 2016 11:15 PM Author: Aphrodisiac crawly fanboi Uh, go upstairs and get on first life boat. They fucked around for a few hours before they realized it was serious. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3140112&forum_id=2#29894404) |
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Date: February 22nd, 2016 11:16 PM Author: dashing faggotry (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3140112&forum_id=2#29894408) |
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Date: February 22nd, 2016 11:16 PM Author: dark puppy would they let some 3rd class dude just sit on a lifeboat and wait for it to be lowered? weren't they lowering lifeboats half-full with only women and children while dudes waited nearby? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3140112&forum_id=2#29894415) |
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Date: February 22nd, 2016 11:20 PM Author: Aphrodisiac crawly fanboi You don't have to wear some large "hey I'm 3rd class" billboard. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3140112&forum_id=2#29894454) |
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Date: February 22nd, 2016 11:21 PM Author: lime candlestick maker They can immediately tell by how you're dressed, how you smell, and how you talk that you're third class. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3140112&forum_id=2#29894461) |
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Date: February 22nd, 2016 11:22 PM Author: dark puppy 3rd class sticks out a mile away. you'd probably be stopped before you even made it to deck. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3140112&forum_id=2#29894480) |
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Date: February 22nd, 2016 11:25 PM Author: brilliant giraffe You'd have to break into some higher class person's cabin and steal their clothes. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3140112&forum_id=2#29894499) |
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Date: February 22nd, 2016 11:25 PM Author: dark puppy You break down a door only to find the first class gentleman inside has had plenty of time to point his pistol at you. "Thief!" he shouts as he shoots you in your heart. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3140112&forum_id=2#29894510) |
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Date: February 22nd, 2016 11:44 PM Author: electric volcanic crater (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3140112&forum_id=2#29894647) |
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Date: February 23rd, 2016 12:53 PM Author: cyan senate (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3140112&forum_id=2#29897094) |
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Date: July 3rd, 2022 12:34 PM Author: Talented ivory depressive Oh no looks like I died two hours earlier than originally expected and also avoided the terror and pain of freezing to death in the ocean. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3140112&forum_id=2#44788496) |
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Date: July 3rd, 2022 12:35 PM Author: electric volcanic crater (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3140112&forum_id=2#44788499) |
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Date: September 3rd, 2024 9:35 AM Author: electric volcanic crater (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3140112&forum_id=2#48042748) |
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Date: February 22nd, 2016 11:18 PM Author: amber wonderful box office wagecucks Cr. Get to the deck and have another person or two help me lower a boat before people even realize it's sinking. I would tell them I was an employee and was checking one of the boats. The crew wasn't on the deck for awhile so they wouldn't stop me. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3140112&forum_id=2#29894428) |
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Date: February 22nd, 2016 11:19 PM Author: dark puppy First Officer shoots you. You fall into the frigid waters and die. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3140112&forum_id=2#29894440) |
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Date: February 22nd, 2016 11:22 PM Author: amber wonderful box office wagecucks He was busy on the bridge trying to assess the damage. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3140112&forum_id=2#29894468) |
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Date: February 22nd, 2016 11:23 PM Author: dark puppy No, he was getting randy with a chambermaid and saw you fidgeting with the lifeboats and decided to impress his Welsh wench by shooting you. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3140112&forum_id=2#29894485) |
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Date: February 23rd, 2016 12:53 PM Author: cyan senate (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3140112&forum_id=2#29897097) |
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Date: February 22nd, 2016 11:20 PM Author: brilliant giraffe Sorry third class scum are kept locked below decks. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3140112&forum_id=2#29894447) |
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Date: February 22nd, 2016 11:15 PM Author: cruel-hearted market attack a 1st class person, take clothes/ticket, then get to the rescue boat (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3140112&forum_id=2#29894407) |
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Date: February 22nd, 2016 11:22 PM Author: Jet-lagged Milk Sandwich cr (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3140112&forum_id=2#29894475) |
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Date: February 22nd, 2016 11:24 PM Author: Crimson boyish field dragon cr (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3140112&forum_id=2#29894490) |
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Date: February 23rd, 2016 12:52 PM Author: khaki lascivious kitty cat (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3140112&forum_id=2#29897087) |
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Date: September 3rd, 2024 9:35 AM Author: electric volcanic crater (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3140112&forum_id=2#48042751) |
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Date: February 22nd, 2016 11:18 PM Author: Provocative kitchen Poast rant about all the proles in 3rd class (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3140112&forum_id=2#29894427) |
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Date: February 22nd, 2016 11:21 PM Author: Aphrodisiac crawly fanboi (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3140112&forum_id=2#29894462) |
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Date: February 22nd, 2016 11:24 PM Author: Crimson boyish field dragon (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3140112&forum_id=2#29894493) |
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Date: February 22nd, 2016 11:25 PM Author: Self-absorbed light place of business private investor (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3140112&forum_id=2#29894509) |
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Date: February 23rd, 2016 9:40 AM Author: Motley chartreuse fortuitous meteor (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3140112&forum_id=2#29896121) |
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Date: September 3rd, 2024 9:35 AM Author: electric volcanic crater (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3140112&forum_id=2#48042752) |
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Date: November 14th, 2024 4:43 PM Author: Motley chartreuse fortuitous meteor (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3140112&forum_id=2#48338091) |
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Date: August 6th, 2025 4:20 PM Author: cracking hospital (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3140112&forum_id=2#49162664) |
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Date: February 22nd, 2016 11:21 PM Author: brilliant giraffe Live blog my drowning death for xo (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3140112&forum_id=2#29894463) |
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Date: February 22nd, 2016 11:23 PM Author: amber wonderful box office wagecucks Jump on to the iceberg. CHILL there until rescue boats came. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3140112&forum_id=2#29894483) |
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Date: February 22nd, 2016 11:24 PM Author: brilliant giraffe Aren't they kind of cold and slippery? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3140112&forum_id=2#29894491) |
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Date: February 22nd, 2016 11:25 PM Author: amber wonderful box office wagecucks Lol, just lol, if you didn't take cleats and a pick axe with you. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3140112&forum_id=2#29894500) |
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Date: February 22nd, 2016 11:25 PM Author: brilliant giraffe ~finds those hanging on the wall in the third class dining room~
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Date: February 22nd, 2016 11:24 PM Author: Crimson boyish field dragon nice (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3140112&forum_id=2#29894496) |
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Date: February 22nd, 2016 11:24 PM Author: dark puppy They find you like this:
https://i.ytimg.com/vi/STymVjlysmg/maxresdefault.jpg |
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Date: February 22nd, 2016 11:25 PM Author: brilliant giraffe Stuff a pillow under my dress and pretend to be pregnant. Demand special treatment. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3140112&forum_id=2#29894506) |
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Date: February 22nd, 2016 11:26 PM Author: dark puppy "You and your third class baby need to wait for the respectable women to get off!" (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3140112&forum_id=2#29894515) |
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Date: February 22nd, 2016 11:31 PM Author: brilliant giraffe But Sir his father is a right gentleman, see! He's a Duke or sumthin...he wouldn't be best pleased if his little bastard son drowned would he? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3140112&forum_id=2#29894556) |
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Date: February 22nd, 2016 11:34 PM Author: dark puppy "Shut up you Mick whore!" (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3140112&forum_id=2#29894582) |
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Date: February 23rd, 2016 12:19 PM Author: Maroon 180 Nursing Home No chinaman on life boat. Sorry :(
They were hella racist back then. |
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Date: February 22nd, 2016 11:30 PM Author: amber wonderful box office wagecucks Real answer: the first life boat launched with like 1/5 capacity because no one wanted to leave the ship. If you made it on deck, you could have gotten it no matter your class. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3140112&forum_id=2#29894545) |
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Date: February 22nd, 2016 11:31 PM Author: dark puppy "Officer, does that third class man *have* to get in our lifeboat? Can't he wait for another one?"
"Right he can, ma'am. You, rat, stay back!" |
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Date: February 22nd, 2016 11:35 PM Author: amber wonderful box office wagecucks *pushes you overboard*
"Anyone else wanna get smart? I'll give ya a right good thumping, I will." |
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Date: February 22nd, 2016 11:36 PM Author: dark puppy *first class woman beats you with an oar* (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3140112&forum_id=2#29894595) |
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Date: February 22nd, 2016 11:38 PM Author: amber wonderful box office wagecucks Please, she would die from dropsy or the vapors. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3140112&forum_id=2#29894604) |
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Date: February 22nd, 2016 11:39 PM Author: Beady-eyed Misanthropic Base Dropsy is congestive heart failure (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3140112&forum_id=2#29894620) |
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Date: December 20th, 2021 11:10 AM Author: electric volcanic crater (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3140112&forum_id=2#43642738) |
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Date: February 23rd, 2016 12:48 PM Author: Vibrant Frozen Mother Ape *first class lady flicks you away as you try to board* (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3140112&forum_id=2#29897059) |
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Date: September 3rd, 2024 10:52 AM Author: jet state headpube I really like it here (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3140112&forum_id=2#48043224) |
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Date: February 22nd, 2016 11:34 PM Author: Swashbuckling Azn Go upstairs and go to the STARBOARD side of the ship. First Officer Murdoch followed the policy of "women and children first," and let men on to fill remaining seats. That asshole Second Officer Lightoller managing the port side lifeboats followed a "women and children only" policy that caused seats to be left empty if there were no women or children available to fill them. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3140112&forum_id=2#29894578) |
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Date: February 22nd, 2016 11:35 PM Author: dark puppy oh fuuuck, a dude who knows his shit (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3140112&forum_id=2#29894586) |
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Date: February 23rd, 2016 12:20 PM Author: Maroon 180 Nursing Home (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3140112&forum_id=2#29896899) |
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Date: February 23rd, 2016 12:10 PM Author: Irate chest-beating hominid CR. Lightoller was also a war criminal. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3140112&forum_id=2#29896846) |
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Date: September 3rd, 2024 9:36 AM Author: electric volcanic crater (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3140112&forum_id=2#48042753) |
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Date: February 22nd, 2016 11:35 PM Author: bateful area fuck the lifeboats. just grab like 3-4 doors, lash them together and fashion my own lifeboat (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3140112&forum_id=2#29894590) |
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Date: February 22nd, 2016 11:39 PM Author: Beady-eyed Misanthropic Base Question is how do you lower them into the water wo getting soaked? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3140112&forum_id=2#29894614) |
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Date: February 23rd, 2016 12:52 PM Author: bateful area when the boat has sunk enough to have the deck be at water level it will be easy. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3140112&forum_id=2#29897091) |
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Date: November 8th, 2025 7:42 PM Author: George Jetson There were a couple of dudes who got wet and later climbed into life rafts and lived. I think one of the cooks lived that way (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3140112&forum_id=2#49413268) |
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Date: February 22nd, 2016 11:36 PM Author: brilliant giraffe Find Ismay, follow him. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3140112&forum_id=2#29894592) |
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Date: February 23rd, 2016 9:39 AM Author: dark puppy (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3140112&forum_id=2#29896111) |
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Date: February 23rd, 2016 12:10 PM Author: rusted very tactful library Honestly?
Id make my own luck. |
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Date: December 20th, 2021 11:10 AM Author: electric volcanic crater (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3140112&forum_id=2#43642740) |
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Date: September 3rd, 2024 9:36 AM Author: electric volcanic crater (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3140112&forum_id=2#48042755) |
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Date: February 23rd, 2016 12:51 PM Author: multi-colored idea he suggested Find a bookie and bet all my money on Red Sox to win world series (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3140112&forum_id=2#29897081) |
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Date: February 23rd, 2016 7:50 PM Author: smoky elastic band jump just before it sinks (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3140112&forum_id=2#29899848) |
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Date: December 20th, 2021 11:09 AM Author: electric volcanic crater (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3140112&forum_id=2#43642734) |
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Date: December 20th, 2021 11:13 AM Author: Confused at-the-ready rigor genital piercing am i the same size, strength, temperment or do i morph to one of the original passengers?
if former, i take a lifeboat right away since i would be andre the giant compared to anyone on board. break the first complainers arm to show everyone i mean business. |
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Date: July 3rd, 2022 12:19 PM Author: Carmine stimulating death wish space Fuck the shit out of prime Kate Winslet and die happy. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3140112&forum_id=2#44788437) |
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Date: July 3rd, 2022 12:19 PM Author: electric volcanic crater (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3140112&forum_id=2#44788438) |
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Date: September 3rd, 2024 10:58 AM Author: Unhinged poppy gas station Crazy that people criticized her plain Jane looks and chubby build when the movie came out. Easy 10 in 2024 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3140112&forum_id=2#48043258) |
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Date: September 3rd, 2024 11:13 AM Author: lime candlestick maker She had big naturals (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3140112&forum_id=2#48043304) |
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Date: September 3rd, 2024 9:14 AM Author: electric volcanic crater (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3140112&forum_id=2#48042637) |