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guy next to me drew a robot on his torts final

at least i beat one person
Brilliant stage jew
  12/08/05
Is that what he told you? It's called a "joke".
elite hell yarmulke
  12/08/05
He probably "didn't study at all" either.
balding irradiated lay
  12/08/05
cute. i drew airplanes on the bar (q sheet not a sheet) and ...
laughsome base
  04/19/08
personally witnessed. he wrote stuff too but at one point w...
Brilliant stage jew
  12/08/05
honor code violation...you're fucked!
aqua generalized bond
  12/08/05
Definitely would have been funnier if you hadn't mentioned t...
Supple arrogant trailer park personal credit line
  12/08/05
Your school is such a rancid toilet you can look at what he'...
elite hell yarmulke
  12/08/05
The fact that she's handwriting her exams does not bode well...
balding irradiated lay
  12/08/05
i wasn't handwriting. they don't have separate rooms for ha...
Brilliant stage jew
  12/08/05
They did last year...
balding irradiated lay
  12/08/05
i have no idea why they didn't this year. all first years h...
Brilliant stage jew
  12/08/05
Who did you have for Torts?
balding irradiated lay
  12/08/05
mcmanis robot-drawer had ellis, i think, though.
Brilliant stage jew
  12/08/05
that explains it, he had a "create your own illustrated...
Carnelian Cumskin Mental Disorder
  12/15/06
Actually, I suspect people who handwrite exams get graded ea...
titillating chrome hospital
  12/09/05
only chicks type - thats why men have secretaries
Sable excitant clown
  12/09/05
Welcome to the 21st century, Spezi. Now quit pinching you...
titillating chrome hospital
  12/09/05
Welcome to the 21st century. Being fat still sucks.
Jet vigorous giraffe athletic conference
  12/24/05
this is still funny
thirsty opaque nibblets lettuce
  08/30/07
That's the Christmas spirit!
Slate Hyperventilating Bawdyhouse
  04/19/08
it was kind of hard to miss. it was on a whole sheet of pap...
Brilliant stage jew
  12/08/05
People are seldom seated close enough to read what other peo...
Ebony Dilemma
  12/08/05
i couldn't read the writing. this was jsut taking up a whol...
Brilliant stage jew
  12/08/05
I actually think this person was brilliant. S/he definitely ...
titillating chrome hospital
  12/09/05
I used the word mushed. I think I should get extra credit.
territorial pit rigor
  12/08/05
that's awesome! that reminds me of my high school physics ex...
rough-skinned field
  12/08/05
a friend of mine drew only a hand turkey (trace hand , add n...
razzmatazz self-centered dysfunction
  12/08/05
dood, the correct answer was "robot"
pale kitty cat main people
  12/08/05
TITCR. If you didn't spot the "robot" issue, you a...
metal amethyst boiling water
  12/08/05
i'm totally f*cked :*( sadness
Brilliant stage jew
  12/08/05
175. This is arguably the model XOXO post.
Bipolar Newt
  12/08/05
180
tantric locus
  12/08/05
"If you didn't spot the "robot" issue, you ar...
aphrodisiac pearly jap travel guidebook
  06/07/07
titty cream
greedy mad-dog skullcap
  06/07/07
still underrated
Gay thriller hissy fit
  04/19/08
At my public high school, we were required to take AP tests ...
Up-to-no-good cerebral state idiot
  12/08/05
i fell asleep during one of mine. i probably would have don...
Brilliant stage jew
  12/08/05
That's kind of stupid, because you can get college credit fo...
Filthy Bat-shit-crazy Stag Film
  12/08/05
no kidding. i got 6 college credits out of my AP Euro exam.
beady-eyed site mediation
  12/08/05
i got credits for all except the one where i fell asleep. o...
Brilliant stage jew
  12/08/05
I went to a TTT that refused to give credit for humanities A...
Bipolar Newt
  12/08/05
That's becoming more common at good schools.
Brindle crackhouse
  12/24/05
Dude, on my AP Language exam I didn't do any drawings, but j...
Histrionic forum immigrant
  12/15/06
form blazing sword!
impertinent liquid oxygen brunch
  12/08/05
Shit. How did I miss this the first couple of times I read t...
yellow duck-like range
  06/07/07
I hope that he was also explicit in telling the professor to...
Sickened shrine
  12/08/05
well, he lost on this one exam, but more importantly, he won...
Trip walnut toilet seat principal's office
  12/08/05
You hand wrote your exam?
pearl church
  12/08/05
no way. i can type a lot faster than i can write. they did...
Brilliant stage jew
  12/08/05
Hm. A fucking robot? If he gets below 93 I'll be aston...
pearl church
  12/08/05
it was like a turtle-robot-shell thing with claws. i didn't...
Brilliant stage jew
  12/08/05
I'd bet money he grades on to journal. That takes balls.
pearl church
  12/08/05
Sounds like Gamera to me. http://www.ats-j.co.jp/l_img/ga...
Mint Box Office
  12/08/05
it did kinda resemble that actually.
Brilliant stage jew
  12/08/05
was he a nerdy asian kid? i picture a nerdy asian kid.
Trip walnut toilet seat principal's office
  12/08/05
no, not asian. not dorky looking either actually.
Brilliant stage jew
  12/08/05
If it was Gamera, he is a fan of Mystery Science Theater or ...
Mint Box Office
  12/08/05
I wish ExamSoft had a drawing feature.
Filthy Bat-shit-crazy Stag Film
  12/08/05
God. That would be the hottest around. I would draw zone...
pearl church
  12/08/05
And you could do representational stuff in torts.
Brindle crackhouse
  12/24/05
i know who you are.
Carmine Stead
  12/08/05
do you go to wustl? please don't out me.
Brilliant stage jew
  12/08/05
i was kidding. but if the robot guy is on here he surely do...
Carmine Stead
  12/08/05
Amazingly, so do I.
french whorehouse
  12/08/05
how? don't out me please. you already tubgirled me again...
Brilliant stage jew
  12/09/05
egg goes to WUSTL?
Mint Box Office
  12/08/05
is egg the one that drew the artpad stuff a while back. i...
Brilliant stage jew
  12/08/05
yeah, he's the genius behind the Modern Museum of Robocop Ar...
Mint Box Office
  12/08/05
that was a fucking hard test
Aquamarine mildly autistic nowag windowlicker
  12/08/05
i know. which prof do you have?
Brilliant stage jew
  12/09/05
great thread.
tantric locus
  12/09/05
Especially because it was started by Jakki, which is to say,...
pearl church
  12/09/05
i swear it's true that kid next to me drew a turtle-bot.
Brilliant stage jew
  12/09/05
Evan-2001 outted!
cerise death wish
  12/09/05
it's the secret signal to summon him-- like a muted version ...
Floppy library police squad
  12/09/05
...
lascivious startling gay wizard
  12/09/05
crayon or colored pencil?
swashbuckling clear volcanic crater sandwich
  12/09/05
You know, I've heard that sometimes professors make their ch...
titillating chrome hospital
  12/09/05
HAHAHAHA i wouldn't be surprised.
Rusted Violent Hominid Boistinker
  12/24/05
LAC?
elite hell yarmulke
  12/13/05
a picture is worth a thousand words; he'll get the best grad...
Floppy library police squad
  12/09/05
Plus the kid goes to WUSTL. Half the kids probably TRIED to...
pearl church
  12/09/05
lol
tantric locus
  12/09/05
178
fighting fanboi
  12/09/05
very good
Racy Transparent National
  12/09/05
For you fulano, I try.
pearl church
  12/09/05
looks like WUSTL starts early in helping their law students ...
180 halford
  12/09/05
Doesn't someone draw a turtle in that old infomercial about ...
pearl church
  12/09/05
http://www.artists-ais.com/free/index.php A turtle in a f...
pearl church
  12/09/05
Woulda been better if in the middle of the exam he did this:...
Red slap-happy plaza
  12/09/05
I, for one, wholeheartedly approve.
Vibrant marketing idea double fault
  12/09/05
cool! i knew a kid in 10th grade who, when we were taking...
wine bespoke genital piercing round eye
  12/09/05
i'm going to try to sit near him in property and see if he d...
Brilliant stage jew
  12/09/05
awesome -- keep us posted
tantric locus
  12/09/05
bump
tantric locus
  12/13/05
unfortunately i did not see him property exam and i do not k...
Brilliant stage jew
  12/13/05
Perhaps he dropped out. The torts robot must have been piec...
rough-skinned field
  12/13/05
Great thread.
Purple location dopamine
  12/13/05
Agreed. I'd love to meet this guy.
Violet university
  12/13/05
Bump for last minute exam takers. The correct answer to tod...
ivory address
  12/21/05
Dood, that is an A+ answer
Jet vigorous giraffe athletic conference
  12/24/05
...
Brilliant stage jew
  01/25/06
...
boyish internet-worthy hall
  03/15/06
Now that all exams have been turned in, I will reveal the ex...
ivory address
  01/25/06
baff
boyish internet-worthy hall
  03/15/06
yay for my thread
Brilliant stage jew
  03/15/06
Do you know what he got on the exam?
boyish internet-worthy hall
  03/15/06
no idea. he's still in my school though so he didnt drop ou...
Brilliant stage jew
  03/15/06
that's the guy getting the A+
talking sick macaca church building
  03/15/06
This thread is classic. We need a hall of fame to put threa...
Sienna heaven
  03/15/06
Agreed. In my boredom, I may make an official hall of fame ...
Marvelous Resort Deer Antler
  07/21/06
FINALS BUMP!
fragrant olive pistol
  04/27/06
lol yay. good call. nothing this good happened today thoug...
Brilliant stage jew
  04/27/06
Nostalgia bump.
Hairraiser Painfully Honest Mood Voyeur
  07/07/06
...
Cordovan disrespectful spot blood rage
  07/21/06
Ah, an xoxo classic.
razzle new version institution
  07/21/06
This is seriously one of the best threads ever. I think of ...
Violet university
  08/01/06
Maybe he's fucking the prof and they had an agreement to bea...
Ruby Jewess Really Tough Guy
  08/01/06
Wow. That's never been thought of. Search "torts ...
Violet university
  08/01/06
...
startled appetizing station gunner
  10/29/06
bump because finals are coming
Pea-brained indecent rehab dingle berry
  11/20/06
are you sure it wasn't judge posner
Curious set partner
  12/15/06
...
shaky vivacious space shitlib
  12/19/06
(I)ssue (R)obot (A)nalysis (C)onclusion
Aromatic puppy
  12/19/06
seriously underrated post
Naked scourge upon the earth chad
  02/17/07
180
Out-of-control Lime Elastic Band Pocket Flask
  12/13/07
2 years later, still good for teh lulz
Flesh splenetic sex offender orchestra pit
  10/26/08
as previously hinted, this omnitooled, open-and-shut carpent...
wonderful quadroon depressive
  12/19/06
One of the few great schticks of xo.
Slate Hyperventilating Bawdyhouse
  04/19/08
...
dashing crotch gas station
  01/09/07
I miss jakki!
mind-boggling native toaster
  01/09/07
Chicago musical bump
Naked scourge upon the earth chad
  02/17/07
bump
stimulating kitty
  04/06/07
bump for Anthony's reputation
Heady community account
  05/03/07
ty, keep up the good work
lake galvanic private investor public bath
  05/03/07
...
greedy mad-dog skullcap
  06/07/07
ty - I missed this one. Completely unrelated to robots, but ...
multi-colored chartreuse meetinghouse international law enforcement agency
  06/07/07
Torts robot will never be beat on this board. Turns out thi...
khaki big fortuitous meteor home
  06/07/07
Peak xoxo
White domesticated school keepsake machete
  06/07/07
I'm doing this on the bar exam.
stimulating kitty
  06/07/07
TORTS ROBOT
fantasy-prone market
  10/10/07
bump for any late finals
Sienna heaven
  12/13/07
...
Chestnut Spectacular Famous Landscape Painting
  12/19/07
help me, torts robot, you're my only hope.
charismatic bistre ticket booth reading party
  04/19/08
how does thread have so few posts, and how come i haven't po...
smoky indirect expression
  04/19/08
this thread is 3 years old and still semi-relevant/most hist...
odious knife
  04/19/08
The Tortfeasor v3.2 helped me get biglaw! thank you tortfe...
Tripping mother boltzmann
  04/19/08
Don't worry, the dood probably got a B-.
Violet university
  05/08/08
http://www.megomuseum.com/teevee/images/robot.jpg Like th...
Slimy misanthropic gaming laptop
  05/08/08
...
Saffron area becky
  07/08/08
...
Rose stirring wrinkle menage
  10/26/08
Bump.
Contagious House Azn
  10/27/08


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Date: December 8th, 2005 9:31 PM
Author: Brilliant stage jew

at least i beat one person

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=315257&forum_id=2#4502572)





Date: December 8th, 2005 9:31 PM
Author: elite hell yarmulke

Is that what he told you? It's called a "joke".

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=315257&forum_id=2#4502585)





Date: December 8th, 2005 9:32 PM
Author: balding irradiated lay

He probably "didn't study at all" either.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=315257&forum_id=2#4502591)





Date: April 19th, 2008 8:48 PM
Author: laughsome base

cute. i drew airplanes on the bar (q sheet not a sheet) and passed. hope this guy did too.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=315257&forum_id=2#9652809)





Date: December 8th, 2005 9:32 PM
Author: Brilliant stage jew

personally witnessed. he wrote stuff too but at one point was definitely drawing a robot thing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=315257&forum_id=2#4502592)





Date: December 8th, 2005 9:33 PM
Author: aqua generalized bond

honor code violation...you're fucked!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=315257&forum_id=2#4502600)





Date: December 8th, 2005 9:33 PM
Author: Supple arrogant trailer park personal credit line

Definitely would have been funnier if you hadn't mentioned the other words.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=315257&forum_id=2#4502602)





Date: December 8th, 2005 9:33 PM
Author: elite hell yarmulke

Your school is such a rancid toilet you can look at what he's writing?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=315257&forum_id=2#4502615)





Date: December 8th, 2005 9:34 PM
Author: balding irradiated lay

The fact that she's handwriting her exams does not bode well for her grades, especially in a typing race like Torts.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=315257&forum_id=2#4502628)





Date: December 8th, 2005 9:35 PM
Author: Brilliant stage jew

i wasn't handwriting. they don't have separate rooms for handwriting and non handwriting for 1Ls for some reason.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=315257&forum_id=2#4502637)





Date: December 8th, 2005 9:35 PM
Author: balding irradiated lay

They did last year...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=315257&forum_id=2#4502640)





Date: December 8th, 2005 9:37 PM
Author: Brilliant stage jew

i have no idea why they didn't this year. all first years had torts together, regardless of prof, and you could choose one of four rooms.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=315257&forum_id=2#4502653)





Date: December 8th, 2005 9:38 PM
Author: balding irradiated lay

Who did you have for Torts?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=315257&forum_id=2#4502670)





Date: December 8th, 2005 9:38 PM
Author: Brilliant stage jew

mcmanis

robot-drawer had ellis, i think, though.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=315257&forum_id=2#4502679)





Date: December 15th, 2006 5:53 PM
Author: Carnelian Cumskin Mental Disorder

that explains it, he had a "create your own illustrated tort scenario" question

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=315257&forum_id=2#7229476)





Date: December 9th, 2005 11:56 AM
Author: titillating chrome hospital

Actually, I suspect people who handwrite exams get graded easier, because professors don't want to get accused of "discriminating" against those who can't type. Whatever. YOU'RE GONNA BE A FUCKIN' LAWYER! LEARN TO TYPE!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=315257&forum_id=2#4507825)





Date: December 9th, 2005 12:14 PM
Author: Sable excitant clown

only chicks type - thats why men have secretaries

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=315257&forum_id=2#4507920)





Date: December 9th, 2005 12:18 PM
Author: titillating chrome hospital

Welcome to the 21st century, Spezi.

Now quit pinching your secretary's ass.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=315257&forum_id=2#4507936)





Date: December 24th, 2005 3:01 AM
Author: Jet vigorous giraffe athletic conference

Welcome to the 21st century. Being fat still sucks.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=315257&forum_id=2#4654046)





Date: August 30th, 2007 9:02 PM
Author: thirsty opaque nibblets lettuce

this is still funny

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=315257&forum_id=2#8579742)





Date: April 19th, 2008 10:38 PM
Author: Slate Hyperventilating Bawdyhouse

That's the Christmas spirit!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=315257&forum_id=2#9653221)





Date: December 8th, 2005 9:35 PM
Author: Brilliant stage jew

it was kind of hard to miss. it was on a whole sheet of paper.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=315257&forum_id=2#4502630)





Date: December 8th, 2005 9:35 PM
Author: Ebony Dilemma

People are seldom seated close enough to read what other people write, but if someone's doing something odd like drawing it's going to be noticable to the people nearby even if they're sitting every other seat.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=315257&forum_id=2#4502635)





Date: December 8th, 2005 9:36 PM
Author: Brilliant stage jew

i couldn't read the writing. this was jsut taking up a whole sheet of paper, pretty obvious.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=315257&forum_id=2#4502646)





Date: December 9th, 2005 11:56 AM
Author: titillating chrome hospital

I actually think this person was brilliant. S/he definitely distracted at least one person from her own test.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=315257&forum_id=2#4507829)





Date: December 8th, 2005 9:32 PM
Author: territorial pit rigor

I used the word mushed. I think I should get extra credit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=315257&forum_id=2#4502589)





Date: December 8th, 2005 9:35 PM
Author: rough-skinned field

that's awesome! that reminds me of my high school physics exam-taking days.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=315257&forum_id=2#4502639)





Date: December 8th, 2005 9:38 PM
Author: razzmatazz self-centered dysfunction

a friend of mine drew only a hand turkey (trace hand , add neck thing and beak like we did in 1st grade) on a advanced EE course final.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=315257&forum_id=2#4502681)





Date: December 8th, 2005 9:39 PM
Author: pale kitty cat main people

dood, the correct answer was "robot"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=315257&forum_id=2#4502688)





Date: December 8th, 2005 9:43 PM
Author: metal amethyst boiling water

TITCR. If you didn't spot the "robot" issue, you are totally fucked.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=315257&forum_id=2#4502732)





Date: December 8th, 2005 9:45 PM
Author: Brilliant stage jew

i'm totally f*cked :*(

sadness

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=315257&forum_id=2#4502767)





Date: December 8th, 2005 11:47 PM
Author: Bipolar Newt

175.

This is arguably the model XOXO post.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=315257&forum_id=2#4504463)





Date: December 8th, 2005 11:54 PM
Author: tantric locus

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=315257&forum_id=2#4504544)





Date: June 7th, 2007 7:45 PM
Author: aphrodisiac pearly jap travel guidebook

"If you didn't spot the "robot" issue, you are totally fucked"

This is without doubt my favorite post in XOXO history

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=315257&forum_id=2#8227438)





Date: June 7th, 2007 8:08 PM
Author: greedy mad-dog skullcap

titty cream

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=315257&forum_id=2#8227563)





Date: April 19th, 2008 8:17 PM
Author: Gay thriller hissy fit

still underrated

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=315257&forum_id=2#9652731)





Date: December 8th, 2005 9:40 PM
Author: Up-to-no-good cerebral state idiot

At my public high school, we were required to take AP tests and I remember during my AP European History exam senior year once we were accepted to colleges people were drawing all sorts of shit on their exams. It was hilarious.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=315257&forum_id=2#4502701)





Date: December 8th, 2005 9:57 PM
Author: Brilliant stage jew

i fell asleep during one of mine. i probably would have done better to draw on it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=315257&forum_id=2#4502956)





Date: December 8th, 2005 10:18 PM
Author: Filthy Bat-shit-crazy Stag Film

That's kind of stupid, because you can get college credit for those and take two classes a term for your whole senior year like I did.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=315257&forum_id=2#4503262)





Date: December 8th, 2005 10:19 PM
Author: beady-eyed site mediation

no kidding. i got 6 college credits out of my AP Euro exam.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=315257&forum_id=2#4503275)





Date: December 8th, 2005 10:20 PM
Author: Brilliant stage jew

i got credits for all except the one where i fell asleep. of course, even if i'd stayed awake, i still wouldn't have gotten any credits.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=315257&forum_id=2#4503298)





Date: December 8th, 2005 11:48 PM
Author: Bipolar Newt

I went to a TTT that refused to give credit for humanities AP/IB exams.

Which sucks, because I could (and did) get a 5 on the AP European History exam in my sleep. That test was the reward our school gave us for having to suffer through IB exams.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=315257&forum_id=2#4504483)





Date: December 24th, 2005 2:59 AM
Author: Brindle crackhouse

That's becoming more common at good schools.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=315257&forum_id=2#4654027)





Date: December 15th, 2006 6:40 PM
Author: Histrionic forum immigrant

Dude, on my AP Language exam I didn't do any drawings, but just when crazy and made everything a methaphor about my friends.

"For example, my friend Drew Schneider has never had a date in his life. He's a complete loser! He sits around and looks at porn all day, jerking off and wondering why he can't get a woman. I think this is a similar situation to that described in the problem"

and

"Another friend, Mike Johnson, has an excessive gambling habit. I'm pretty certain there will be one of two outcomes: he will be extremely successful at blackjack and get uber-rich until he's surrounded by gorgeous women who use him for his money, until they leave him broke and broken. Otherwise, he'll gamble away alone at partypoker.com until he becomes a sad shell of a human being, with a negative net worth--thus left broke and broken. This too relates to the prompt..."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=315257&forum_id=2#7229749)





Date: December 8th, 2005 9:42 PM
Author: impertinent liquid oxygen brunch

form blazing sword!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=315257&forum_id=2#4502721)





Date: June 7th, 2007 2:57 PM
Author: yellow duck-like range

Shit. How did I miss this the first couple of times I read this post?

Nice.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=315257&forum_id=2#8226292)





Date: December 8th, 2005 9:45 PM
Author: Sickened shrine

I hope that he was also explicit in telling the professor to eat shit. If you're going to draw a robot on your exam, you don't have much else to lose.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=315257&forum_id=2#4502755)





Date: December 8th, 2005 10:01 PM
Author: Trip walnut toilet seat principal's office

well, he lost on this one exam, but more importantly, he won at the game of life.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=315257&forum_id=2#4503015)





Date: December 8th, 2005 10:13 PM
Author: pearl church

You hand wrote your exam?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=315257&forum_id=2#4503194)





Date: December 8th, 2005 10:14 PM
Author: Brilliant stage jew

no way. i can type a lot faster than i can write. they didn't separate handwriters and laptop users for 1L exams this year.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=315257&forum_id=2#4503203)





Date: December 8th, 2005 10:16 PM
Author: pearl church

Hm.

A fucking robot?

If he gets below 93 I'll be astonished.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=315257&forum_id=2#4503229)





Date: December 8th, 2005 10:16 PM
Author: Brilliant stage jew

it was like a turtle-robot-shell thing with claws. i didn't want to stare at his exam for fear people would think i was cheating.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=315257&forum_id=2#4503242)





Date: December 8th, 2005 10:18 PM
Author: pearl church

I'd bet money he grades on to journal.

That takes balls.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=315257&forum_id=2#4503255)





Date: December 8th, 2005 10:57 PM
Author: Mint Box Office

Sounds like Gamera to me.

http://www.ats-j.co.jp/l_img/gamera.jpg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=315257&forum_id=2#4503762)





Date: December 8th, 2005 10:58 PM
Author: Brilliant stage jew

it did kinda resemble that actually.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=315257&forum_id=2#4503772)





Date: December 8th, 2005 11:03 PM
Author: Trip walnut toilet seat principal's office

was he a nerdy asian kid?

i picture a nerdy asian kid.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=315257&forum_id=2#4503822)





Date: December 8th, 2005 11:04 PM
Author: Brilliant stage jew

no, not asian. not dorky looking either actually.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=315257&forum_id=2#4503835)





Date: December 8th, 2005 11:09 PM
Author: Mint Box Office

If it was Gamera, he is a fan of Mystery Science Theater or Godzilla or both. That's pretty damning.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=315257&forum_id=2#4503905)





Date: December 8th, 2005 10:19 PM
Author: Filthy Bat-shit-crazy Stag Film

I wish ExamSoft had a drawing feature.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=315257&forum_id=2#4503267)





Date: December 8th, 2005 10:30 PM
Author: pearl church

God. That would be the hottest around.

I would draw zones of twighlight and emanating penumbras.

I could draw little pictures with Thomas, Rehnquist, O'Connor and Scalia playing tug of war with Stevens, Souter, Breyer and Ginsburg and Kennedy could be in the middle getting drawn and halved.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=315257&forum_id=2#4503446)





Date: December 24th, 2005 3:00 AM
Author: Brindle crackhouse

And you could do representational stuff in torts.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=315257&forum_id=2#4654039)





Date: December 8th, 2005 10:24 PM
Author: Carmine Stead

i know who you are.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=315257&forum_id=2#4503359)





Date: December 8th, 2005 10:51 PM
Author: Brilliant stage jew

do you go to wustl?

please don't out me.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=315257&forum_id=2#4503706)





Date: December 8th, 2005 11:36 PM
Author: Carmine Stead

i was kidding. but if the robot guy is on here he surely does

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=315257&forum_id=2#4504328)





Date: December 8th, 2005 11:58 PM
Author: french whorehouse

Amazingly, so do I.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=315257&forum_id=2#4504585)





Date: December 9th, 2005 1:36 PM
Author: Brilliant stage jew

how?

don't out me please. you already tubgirled me again yesterday, that's enough, right?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=315257&forum_id=2#4508596)





Date: December 8th, 2005 10:25 PM
Author: Mint Box Office

egg goes to WUSTL?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=315257&forum_id=2#4503375)





Date: December 8th, 2005 10:52 PM
Author: Brilliant stage jew

is egg the one that drew the artpad stuff a while back.

i got pwn3d playing on artpad in class one day.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=315257&forum_id=2#4503712)





Date: December 8th, 2005 10:55 PM
Author: Mint Box Office

yeah, he's the genius behind the Modern Museum of Robocop Art. Speaking of which, please click on this thread and allay my fears.

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=315323&mc=2&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=315257&forum_id=2#4503736)





Date: December 8th, 2005 11:30 PM
Author: Aquamarine mildly autistic nowag windowlicker

that was a fucking hard test

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=315257&forum_id=2#4504243)





Date: December 9th, 2005 1:37 PM
Author: Brilliant stage jew

i know. which prof do you have?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=315257&forum_id=2#4508601)





Date: December 9th, 2005 10:54 AM
Author: tantric locus

great thread.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=315257&forum_id=2#4507454)





Date: December 9th, 2005 10:55 AM
Author: pearl church

Especially because it was started by Jakki, which is to say, it is probably actually true.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=315257&forum_id=2#4507464)





Date: December 9th, 2005 1:38 PM
Author: Brilliant stage jew

i swear it's true that kid next to me drew a turtle-bot.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=315257&forum_id=2#4508606)





Date: December 9th, 2005 10:58 AM
Author: cerise death wish

Evan-2001 outted!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=315257&forum_id=2#4507481)





Date: December 9th, 2005 11:07 AM
Author: Floppy library police squad

it's the secret signal to summon him-- like a muted version of the bat-signal

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=315257&forum_id=2#4507512)





Date: December 9th, 2005 11:01 AM
Author: lascivious startling gay wizard



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=315257&forum_id=2#4507489)





Date: December 9th, 2005 11:12 AM
Author: swashbuckling clear volcanic crater sandwich

crayon or colored pencil?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=315257&forum_id=2#4507536)





Date: December 9th, 2005 11:59 AM
Author: titillating chrome hospital

You know, I've heard that sometimes professors make their children grade tests using an issue checklist.

Just a thought.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=315257&forum_id=2#4507845)





Date: December 24th, 2005 3:08 AM
Author: Rusted Violent Hominid Boistinker

HAHAHAHA i wouldn't be surprised.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=315257&forum_id=2#4654117)





Date: December 13th, 2005 5:55 PM
Author: elite hell yarmulke

LAC?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=315257&forum_id=2#4550489)





Date: December 9th, 2005 11:09 AM
Author: Floppy library police squad

a picture is worth a thousand words; he'll get the best grade in the class.

(a robot represents a virtual revolution in tort law-- synthesis between strict product liability/manufacturing defects, and personal injury negligence)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=315257&forum_id=2#4507526)





Date: December 9th, 2005 11:14 AM
Author: pearl church

Plus the kid goes to WUSTL. Half the kids probably TRIED to draw a robot on their exam and FAILED.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=315257&forum_id=2#4507552)





Date: December 9th, 2005 11:15 AM
Author: tantric locus

lol



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=315257&forum_id=2#4507558)





Date: December 9th, 2005 12:13 PM
Author: fighting fanboi

178

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=315257&forum_id=2#4507913)





Date: December 9th, 2005 1:43 PM
Author: Racy Transparent National

very good

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=315257&forum_id=2#4508644)





Date: December 9th, 2005 1:43 PM
Author: pearl church

For you fulano, I try.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=315257&forum_id=2#4508649)





Date: December 9th, 2005 12:23 PM
Author: 180 halford

looks like WUSTL starts early in helping their law students train for alternative careers such as free-lance artwork

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=315257&forum_id=2#4507964)





Date: December 9th, 2005 12:27 PM
Author: pearl church

Doesn't someone draw a turtle in that old infomercial about how if you like to draw you could make it a career. Maybe for some fly by night art institute. Do you like to draw, sketch or even just doodle? Well you could be a professional artist!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=315257&forum_id=2#4507997)





Date: December 9th, 2005 12:32 PM
Author: pearl church

http://www.artists-ais.com/free/index.php

A turtle in a fucking hat none the less!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=315257&forum_id=2#4508048)





Date: December 9th, 2005 12:28 PM
Author: Red slap-happy plaza

Woulda been better if in the middle of the exam he did this:

http://www.cafepress.com/ethrift.11397472

and then walked out. always wanted to try it myself

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=315257&forum_id=2#4508009)





Date: December 9th, 2005 12:30 PM
Author: Vibrant marketing idea double fault

I, for one, wholeheartedly approve.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=315257&forum_id=2#4508031)





Date: December 9th, 2005 12:31 PM
Author: wine bespoke genital piercing round eye

cool!

i knew a kid in 10th grade who, when we were taking the state standardized tests, slept through every section and awoke at the very end to randomly bubble a couple of answers. my opinion of high-stakes testing was forever changed.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=315257&forum_id=2#4508044)





Date: December 9th, 2005 4:25 PM
Author: Brilliant stage jew

i'm going to try to sit near him in property and see if he does it again

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=315257&forum_id=2#4510269)





Date: December 9th, 2005 4:26 PM
Author: tantric locus

awesome -- keep us posted

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=315257&forum_id=2#4510280)





Date: December 13th, 2005 5:25 PM
Author: tantric locus

bump

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=315257&forum_id=2#4550231)





Date: December 13th, 2005 5:31 PM
Author: Brilliant stage jew

unfortunately i did not see him property exam and i do not know if he drew another robot.

i will try to sit near him in K though.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=315257&forum_id=2#4550275)





Date: December 13th, 2005 5:43 PM
Author: rough-skinned field

Perhaps he dropped out. The torts robot must have been piece de resistance

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=315257&forum_id=2#4550368)





Date: December 13th, 2005 5:25 PM
Author: Purple location dopamine

Great thread.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=315257&forum_id=2#4550238)





Date: December 13th, 2005 5:33 PM
Author: Violet university

Agreed. I'd love to meet this guy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=315257&forum_id=2#4550289)





Date: December 21st, 2005 12:52 PM
Author: ivory address

Bump for last minute exam takers. The correct answer to today's final is http://www.richardsantos.com/pen%20and%20ink%20art/robot.jpg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=315257&forum_id=2#4629628)





Date: December 24th, 2005 3:06 AM
Author: Jet vigorous giraffe athletic conference

Dood, that is an A+ answer

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=315257&forum_id=2#4654100)





Date: January 25th, 2006 7:59 PM
Author: Brilliant stage jew



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=315257&forum_id=2#4907657)





Date: March 15th, 2006 7:06 PM
Author: boyish internet-worthy hall



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=315257&forum_id=2#5344784)





Date: January 25th, 2006 8:11 PM
Author: ivory address

Now that all exams have been turned in, I will reveal the exemplars and not-so exemplars.

A pitiful attempt at robot drawing still earned this student a B+ http://www.lahosken.san-francisco.ca.us/departures/japan1/notebook_umibouzu.jpg

An A- for naming it LegalLad http://www.yssem.com/words/llc/covers_forward/mattman.jpg

An A: http://analogik.com/_images/pic_analogik_proto_big.jpg

An A+: http://www.lmmz.net/pics/drawings/sketch_chained_robot.jpg



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=315257&forum_id=2#4907745)





Date: March 15th, 2006 3:05 PM
Author: boyish internet-worthy hall

baff

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=315257&forum_id=2#5343175)





Date: March 15th, 2006 3:38 PM
Author: Brilliant stage jew

yay for my thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=315257&forum_id=2#5343397)





Date: March 15th, 2006 9:37 PM
Author: boyish internet-worthy hall

Do you know what he got on the exam?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=315257&forum_id=2#5345862)





Date: March 15th, 2006 10:50 PM
Author: Brilliant stage jew

no idea. he's still in my school though so he didnt drop out.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=315257&forum_id=2#5346457)





Date: March 15th, 2006 7:07 PM
Author: talking sick macaca church building

that's the guy getting the A+

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=315257&forum_id=2#5344788)





Date: March 15th, 2006 10:07 PM
Author: Sienna heaven

This thread is classic. We need a hall of fame to put threads like these.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=315257&forum_id=2#5346123)





Date: July 21st, 2006 3:19 PM
Author: Marvelous Resort Deer Antler

Agreed. In my boredom, I may make an official hall of fame thread for such links.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=315257&forum_id=2#6267707)





Date: April 27th, 2006 6:34 PM
Author: fragrant olive pistol

FINALS BUMP!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=315257&forum_id=2#5666379)





Date: April 27th, 2006 6:35 PM
Author: Brilliant stage jew

lol yay. good call. nothing this good happened today though :(

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=315257&forum_id=2#5666389)





Date: July 7th, 2006 4:25 PM
Author: Hairraiser Painfully Honest Mood Voyeur

Nostalgia bump.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=315257&forum_id=2#6159858)





Date: July 21st, 2006 3:14 PM
Author: Cordovan disrespectful spot blood rage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=315257&forum_id=2#6267659)





Date: July 21st, 2006 3:19 PM
Author: razzle new version institution

Ah, an xoxo classic.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=315257&forum_id=2#6267697)





Date: August 1st, 2006 6:33 PM
Author: Violet university

This is seriously one of the best threads ever. I think of it often.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=315257&forum_id=2#6355766)





Date: August 1st, 2006 6:36 PM
Author: Ruby Jewess Really Tough Guy

Maybe he's fucking the prof and they had an agreement to beat anonymous grading by giving an A+ to the test with a huge robot on it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=315257&forum_id=2#6355780)





Date: August 1st, 2006 6:37 PM
Author: Violet university

Wow. That's never been thought of.

Search "torts robot"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=315257&forum_id=2#6355783)





Date: October 29th, 2006 9:47 PM
Author: startled appetizing station gunner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=315257&forum_id=2#6883199)





Date: November 20th, 2006 1:22 PM
Author: Pea-brained indecent rehab dingle berry

bump because finals are coming

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=315257&forum_id=2#7033461)





Date: December 15th, 2006 5:47 PM
Author: Curious set partner
Subject: are you sure it wasn't judge posner

because drawing a picture of judge posner will pretty much guarantee you an "A" on most law school exams.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=315257&forum_id=2#7229440)





Date: December 19th, 2006 10:02 AM
Author: shaky vivacious space shitlib



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=315257&forum_id=2#7256953)





Date: December 19th, 2006 9:11 PM
Author: Aromatic puppy

(I)ssue

(R)obot

(A)nalysis

(C)onclusion

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=315257&forum_id=2#7261170)





Date: February 17th, 2007 2:58 AM
Author: Naked scourge upon the earth chad

seriously underrated post

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=315257&forum_id=2#7618495)





Date: December 13th, 2007 12:29 AM
Author: Out-of-control Lime Elastic Band Pocket Flask

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=315257&forum_id=2#9019180)





Date: October 26th, 2008 2:12 PM
Author: Flesh splenetic sex offender orchestra pit

2 years later, still good for teh lulz

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=315257&forum_id=2#10298599)





Date: December 19th, 2006 9:20 PM
Author: wonderful quadroon depressive

as previously hinted, this omnitooled, open-and-shut carpenter, was, after all, no mere machine of an automaton. If he did not have a common soul in him, he had a subtle something that somehow anomalously did its duty.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=315257&forum_id=2#7261237)





Date: April 19th, 2008 10:43 PM
Author: Slate Hyperventilating Bawdyhouse

One of the few great schticks of xo.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=315257&forum_id=2#9653239)





Date: January 9th, 2007 5:09 PM
Author: dashing crotch gas station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=315257&forum_id=2#7383850)





Date: January 9th, 2007 5:09 PM
Author: mind-boggling native toaster

I miss jakki!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=315257&forum_id=2#7383857)





Date: February 17th, 2007 2:57 AM
Author: Naked scourge upon the earth chad

Chicago musical bump

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=315257&forum_id=2#7618493)





Date: April 6th, 2007 10:26 AM
Author: stimulating kitty

bump

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=315257&forum_id=2#7883858)





Date: May 3rd, 2007 3:03 PM
Author: Heady community account

bump for Anthony's reputation

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=315257&forum_id=2#8055012)





Date: May 3rd, 2007 3:11 PM
Author: lake galvanic private investor public bath

ty, keep up the good work

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=315257&forum_id=2#8055043)





Date: June 7th, 2007 1:54 PM
Author: greedy mad-dog skullcap



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=315257&forum_id=2#8226015)





Date: June 7th, 2007 2:00 PM
Author: multi-colored chartreuse meetinghouse international law enforcement agency

ty - I missed this one. Completely unrelated to robots, but I was chastised by my boss once for doodling myself into a metal band during an all day conference. Funny thing is, her boss had just complimented me on my doodling prowess.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=315257&forum_id=2#8226059)





Date: June 7th, 2007 2:19 PM
Author: khaki big fortuitous meteor home

Torts robot will never be beat on this board. Turns out this was the turning point where this board went down hill. Nothing else could live up to this post.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=315257&forum_id=2#8226129)





Date: June 7th, 2007 8:01 PM
Author: White domesticated school keepsake machete

Peak xoxo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=315257&forum_id=2#8227520)





Date: June 7th, 2007 2:58 PM
Author: stimulating kitty

I'm doing this on the bar exam.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=315257&forum_id=2#8226295)





Date: October 10th, 2007 10:42 PM
Author: fantasy-prone market

TORTS ROBOT

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=315257&forum_id=2#8753168)





Date: December 13th, 2007 12:15 AM
Author: Sienna heaven

bump for any late finals

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=315257&forum_id=2#9019125)





Date: December 19th, 2007 2:48 AM
Author: Chestnut Spectacular Famous Landscape Painting



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=315257&forum_id=2#9049102)





Date: April 19th, 2008 6:17 PM
Author: charismatic bistre ticket booth reading party

help me, torts robot, you're my only hope.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=315257&forum_id=2#9652271)





Date: April 19th, 2008 6:19 PM
Author: smoky indirect expression

how does thread have so few posts, and how come i haven't posted in it yet?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=315257&forum_id=2#9652276)





Date: April 19th, 2008 8:31 PM
Author: odious knife

this thread is 3 years old and still semi-relevant/most historic posts in XO history

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=315257&forum_id=2#9652776)





Date: April 19th, 2008 9:21 PM
Author: Tripping mother boltzmann

The Tortfeasor v3.2 helped me get biglaw! thank you tortfeasor!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=315257&forum_id=2#9652935)





Date: May 8th, 2008 6:13 PM
Author: Violet university

Don't worry, the dood probably got a B-.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=315257&forum_id=2#9756284)





Date: May 8th, 2008 8:34 PM
Author: Slimy misanthropic gaming laptop

http://www.megomuseum.com/teevee/images/robot.jpg

Like this?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=315257&forum_id=2#9756872)





Date: July 8th, 2008 1:57 PM
Author: Saffron area becky



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=315257&forum_id=2#9954560)





Date: October 26th, 2008 2:09 PM
Author: Rose stirring wrinkle menage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=315257&forum_id=2#10298594)





Date: October 27th, 2008 12:01 PM
Author: Contagious House Azn

Bump.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=315257&forum_id=2#10301296)