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guy next to me drew a robot on his torts final

at least i beat one person
adventurous garrison laser beams
  12/08/05
Is that what he told you? It's called a "joke".
Cracking knife locus
  12/08/05
He probably "didn't study at all" either.
Flushed pervert
  12/08/05
cute. i drew airplanes on the bar (q sheet not a sheet) and ...
wonderful pearly giraffe
  04/19/08
personally witnessed. he wrote stuff too but at one point w...
adventurous garrison laser beams
  12/08/05
honor code violation...you're fucked!
Buck-toothed Alpha Site
  12/08/05
Definitely would have been funnier if you hadn't mentioned t...
blue fear-inspiring national useless brakes
  12/08/05
Your school is such a rancid toilet you can look at what he'...
Cracking knife locus
  12/08/05
The fact that she's handwriting her exams does not bode well...
Flushed pervert
  12/08/05
i wasn't handwriting. they don't have separate rooms for ha...
adventurous garrison laser beams
  12/08/05
They did last year...
Flushed pervert
  12/08/05
i have no idea why they didn't this year. all first years h...
adventurous garrison laser beams
  12/08/05
Who did you have for Torts?
Flushed pervert
  12/08/05
mcmanis robot-drawer had ellis, i think, though.
adventurous garrison laser beams
  12/08/05
that explains it, he had a "create your own illustrated...
Floppy Judgmental Associate Hell
  12/15/06
Actually, I suspect people who handwrite exams get graded ea...
glittery silver party of the first part
  12/09/05
only chicks type - thats why men have secretaries
boyish frum fanboi jew
  12/09/05
Welcome to the 21st century, Spezi. Now quit pinching you...
glittery silver party of the first part
  12/09/05
Welcome to the 21st century. Being fat still sucks.
Filthy Community Account
  12/24/05
this is still funny
Bateful gay wizard
  08/30/07
That's the Christmas spirit!
swashbuckling weed whacker brunch
  04/19/08
it was kind of hard to miss. it was on a whole sheet of pap...
adventurous garrison laser beams
  12/08/05
People are seldom seated close enough to read what other peo...
talented anal sanctuary haunted graveyard
  12/08/05
i couldn't read the writing. this was jsut taking up a whol...
adventurous garrison laser beams
  12/08/05
I actually think this person was brilliant. S/he definitely ...
glittery silver party of the first part
  12/09/05
I used the word mushed. I think I should get extra credit.
cocky hall
  12/08/05
that's awesome! that reminds me of my high school physics ex...
alcoholic arousing theater hunting ground
  12/08/05
a friend of mine drew only a hand turkey (trace hand , add n...
Vivacious rough-skinned resort mexican
  12/08/05
dood, the correct answer was "robot"
Aromatic aggressive foreskin
  12/08/05
TITCR. If you didn't spot the "robot" issue, you a...
Cyan chapel rigpig
  12/08/05
i'm totally f*cked :*( sadness
adventurous garrison laser beams
  12/08/05
175. This is arguably the model XOXO post.
green digit ratio
  12/08/05
180
brass space
  12/08/05
"If you didn't spot the "robot" issue, you ar...
Chest-beating Native Trust Fund
  06/07/07
titty cream
Provocative pit striped hyena
  06/07/07
still underrated
spruce cerebral gaming laptop
  04/19/08
At my public high school, we were required to take AP tests ...
charismatic vengeful den roommate
  12/08/05
i fell asleep during one of mine. i probably would have don...
adventurous garrison laser beams
  12/08/05
That's kind of stupid, because you can get college credit fo...
Confused sickened church building
  12/08/05
no kidding. i got 6 college credits out of my AP Euro exam.
Deep Kitty Cat
  12/08/05
i got credits for all except the one where i fell asleep. o...
adventurous garrison laser beams
  12/08/05
I went to a TTT that refused to give credit for humanities A...
green digit ratio
  12/08/05
That's becoming more common at good schools.
razzle azure theatre round eye
  12/24/05
Dude, on my AP Language exam I didn't do any drawings, but j...
Fuchsia Sick Hospital
  12/15/06
form blazing sword!
Avocado beady-eyed really tough guy menage
  12/08/05
Shit. How did I miss this the first couple of times I read t...
Abusive Pozpig Range
  06/07/07
I hope that he was also explicit in telling the professor to...
Marvelous Lodge Double Fault
  12/08/05
well, he lost on this one exam, but more importantly, he won...
ruby arrogant rehab
  12/08/05
You hand wrote your exam?
geriatric forum
  12/08/05
no way. i can type a lot faster than i can write. they did...
adventurous garrison laser beams
  12/08/05
Hm. A fucking robot? If he gets below 93 I'll be aston...
geriatric forum
  12/08/05
it was like a turtle-robot-shell thing with claws. i didn't...
adventurous garrison laser beams
  12/08/05
I'd bet money he grades on to journal. That takes balls.
geriatric forum
  12/08/05
Sounds like Gamera to me. http://www.ats-j.co.jp/l_img/ga...
stimulating thirsty set crotch
  12/08/05
it did kinda resemble that actually.
adventurous garrison laser beams
  12/08/05
was he a nerdy asian kid? i picture a nerdy asian kid.
ruby arrogant rehab
  12/08/05
no, not asian. not dorky looking either actually.
adventurous garrison laser beams
  12/08/05
If it was Gamera, he is a fan of Mystery Science Theater or ...
stimulating thirsty set crotch
  12/08/05
I wish ExamSoft had a drawing feature.
Confused sickened church building
  12/08/05
God. That would be the hottest around. I would draw zone...
geriatric forum
  12/08/05
And you could do representational stuff in torts.
razzle azure theatre round eye
  12/24/05
i know who you are.
Rose bisexual stage
  12/08/05
do you go to wustl? please don't out me.
adventurous garrison laser beams
  12/08/05
i was kidding. but if the robot guy is on here he surely do...
Rose bisexual stage
  12/08/05
Amazingly, so do I.
concupiscible ungodly nursing home
  12/08/05
how? don't out me please. you already tubgirled me again...
adventurous garrison laser beams
  12/09/05
egg goes to WUSTL?
stimulating thirsty set crotch
  12/08/05
is egg the one that drew the artpad stuff a while back. i...
adventurous garrison laser beams
  12/08/05
yeah, he's the genius behind the Modern Museum of Robocop Ar...
stimulating thirsty set crotch
  12/08/05
that was a fucking hard test
french tattoo
  12/08/05
i know. which prof do you have?
adventurous garrison laser beams
  12/09/05
great thread.
brass space
  12/09/05
Especially because it was started by Jakki, which is to say,...
geriatric forum
  12/09/05
i swear it's true that kid next to me drew a turtle-bot.
adventurous garrison laser beams
  12/09/05
Evan-2001 outted!
Saffron regret home
  12/09/05
it's the secret signal to summon him-- like a muted version ...
Thriller Chrome Yarmulke Ladyboy
  12/09/05
...
honey-headed supple gas station
  12/09/05
crayon or colored pencil?
Lascivious canary stain
  12/09/05
You know, I've heard that sometimes professors make their ch...
glittery silver party of the first part
  12/09/05
HAHAHAHA i wouldn't be surprised.
lake university jap
  12/24/05
LAC?
Cracking knife locus
  12/13/05
a picture is worth a thousand words; he'll get the best grad...
Thriller Chrome Yarmulke Ladyboy
  12/09/05
Plus the kid goes to WUSTL. Half the kids probably TRIED to...
geriatric forum
  12/09/05
lol
brass space
  12/09/05
178
spectacular ape
  12/09/05
very good
razzmatazz step-uncle's house
  12/09/05
For you fulano, I try.
geriatric forum
  12/09/05
looks like WUSTL starts early in helping their law students ...
crimson startled genital piercing
  12/09/05
Doesn't someone draw a turtle in that old infomercial about ...
geriatric forum
  12/09/05
http://www.artists-ais.com/free/index.php A turtle in a f...
geriatric forum
  12/09/05
Woulda been better if in the middle of the exam he did this:...
Black excitant stage dysfunction
  12/09/05
I, for one, wholeheartedly approve.
Vigorous center reading party
  12/09/05
cool! i knew a kid in 10th grade who, when we were taking...
gaped indian lodge potus
  12/09/05
i'm going to try to sit near him in property and see if he d...
adventurous garrison laser beams
  12/09/05
awesome -- keep us posted
brass space
  12/09/05
bump
brass space
  12/13/05
unfortunately i did not see him property exam and i do not k...
adventurous garrison laser beams
  12/13/05
Perhaps he dropped out. The torts robot must have been piec...
alcoholic arousing theater hunting ground
  12/13/05
Great thread.
Slap-happy razzle-dazzle people who are hurt turdskin
  12/13/05
Agreed. I'd love to meet this guy.
offensive antidepressant drug
  12/13/05
Bump for last minute exam takers. The correct answer to tod...
Burgundy Toilet Seat Parlor
  12/21/05
Dood, that is an A+ answer
Filthy Community Account
  12/24/05
...
adventurous garrison laser beams
  01/25/06
...
Deranged ticket booth karate
  03/15/06
Now that all exams have been turned in, I will reveal the ex...
Burgundy Toilet Seat Parlor
  01/25/06
baff
Deranged ticket booth karate
  03/15/06
yay for my thread
adventurous garrison laser beams
  03/15/06
Do you know what he got on the exam?
Deranged ticket booth karate
  03/15/06
no idea. he's still in my school though so he didnt drop ou...
adventurous garrison laser beams
  03/15/06
that's the guy getting the A+
Exciting whorehouse shitlib
  03/15/06
This thread is classic. We need a hall of fame to put threa...
translucent market french chef
  03/15/06
Agreed. In my boredom, I may make an official hall of fame ...
Shimmering federal circlehead property
  07/21/06
FINALS BUMP!
snowy balding shrine son of senegal
  04/27/06
lol yay. good call. nothing this good happened today thoug...
adventurous garrison laser beams
  04/27/06
Nostalgia bump.
diverse police squad spot
  07/07/06
...
titillating yellow locale mad-dog skullcap
  07/21/06
Ah, an xoxo classic.
Fragrant theater stage
  07/21/06
This is seriously one of the best threads ever. I think of ...
offensive antidepressant drug
  08/01/06
Maybe he's fucking the prof and they had an agreement to bea...
Mildly Autistic Odious Incel
  08/01/06
Wow. That's never been thought of. Search "torts ...
offensive antidepressant drug
  08/01/06
...
doobsian background story
  10/29/06
bump because finals are coming
out-of-control plaza
  11/20/06
are you sure it wasn't judge posner
dashing duck-like mediation
  12/15/06
...
electric stead
  12/19/06
(I)ssue (R)obot (A)nalysis (C)onclusion
comical patrolman
  12/19/06
seriously underrated post
medicated library cumskin
  02/17/07
180
turquoise trip blood rage wagecucks
  12/13/07
2 years later, still good for teh lulz
copper cuckold goal in life
  10/26/08
as previously hinted, this omnitooled, open-and-shut carpent...
Big self-centered new version
  12/19/06
One of the few great schticks of xo.
swashbuckling weed whacker brunch
  04/19/08
...
hideous mother trump supporter
  01/09/07
I miss jakki!
ebony motley crackhouse dragon
  01/09/07
Chicago musical bump
medicated library cumskin
  02/17/07
bump
multi-colored soggy heaven
  04/06/07
bump for Anthony's reputation
laughsome skinny woman
  05/03/07
ty, keep up the good work
Maize abode
  05/03/07
...
Provocative pit striped hyena
  06/07/07
ty - I missed this one. Completely unrelated to robots, but ...
Lemon Ratface Personal Credit Line
  06/07/07
Torts robot will never be beat on this board. Turns out thi...
smoky bespoke kitchen
  06/07/07
Peak xoxo
histrionic quadroon temple
  06/07/07
I'm doing this on the bar exam.
multi-colored soggy heaven
  06/07/07
TORTS ROBOT
Aphrodisiac boistinker
  10/10/07
bump for any late finals
translucent market french chef
  12/13/07
...
Sable principal's office psychic
  12/19/07
help me, torts robot, you're my only hope.
Racy lettuce orchestra pit
  04/19/08
how does thread have so few posts, and how come i haven't po...
Curious hominid
  04/19/08
this thread is 3 years old and still semi-relevant/most hist...
topaz parlour love of her life
  04/19/08
The Tortfeasor v3.2 helped me get biglaw! thank you tortfe...
180 grizzly stock car school cafeteria
  04/19/08
Don't worry, the dood probably got a B-.
offensive antidepressant drug
  05/08/08
http://www.megomuseum.com/teevee/images/robot.jpg Like th...
Demanding stirring base pisswyrm
  05/08/08
...
Mind-boggling glassy business firm
  07/08/08
...
Peach candlestick maker faggotry
  10/26/08
Bump.
Chartreuse Field
  10/27/08


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Date: December 8th, 2005 9:31 PM
Author: adventurous garrison laser beams

at least i beat one person

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=315257&forum_id=2#4502572)





Date: December 8th, 2005 9:31 PM
Author: Cracking knife locus

Is that what he told you? It's called a "joke".

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=315257&forum_id=2#4502585)





Date: December 8th, 2005 9:32 PM
Author: Flushed pervert

He probably "didn't study at all" either.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=315257&forum_id=2#4502591)





Date: April 19th, 2008 8:48 PM
Author: wonderful pearly giraffe

cute. i drew airplanes on the bar (q sheet not a sheet) and passed. hope this guy did too.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=315257&forum_id=2#9652809)





Date: December 8th, 2005 9:32 PM
Author: adventurous garrison laser beams

personally witnessed. he wrote stuff too but at one point was definitely drawing a robot thing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=315257&forum_id=2#4502592)





Date: December 8th, 2005 9:33 PM
Author: Buck-toothed Alpha Site

honor code violation...you're fucked!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=315257&forum_id=2#4502600)





Date: December 8th, 2005 9:33 PM
Author: blue fear-inspiring national useless brakes

Definitely would have been funnier if you hadn't mentioned the other words.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=315257&forum_id=2#4502602)





Date: December 8th, 2005 9:33 PM
Author: Cracking knife locus

Your school is such a rancid toilet you can look at what he's writing?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=315257&forum_id=2#4502615)





Date: December 8th, 2005 9:34 PM
Author: Flushed pervert

The fact that she's handwriting her exams does not bode well for her grades, especially in a typing race like Torts.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=315257&forum_id=2#4502628)





Date: December 8th, 2005 9:35 PM
Author: adventurous garrison laser beams

i wasn't handwriting. they don't have separate rooms for handwriting and non handwriting for 1Ls for some reason.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=315257&forum_id=2#4502637)





Date: December 8th, 2005 9:35 PM
Author: Flushed pervert

They did last year...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=315257&forum_id=2#4502640)





Date: December 8th, 2005 9:37 PM
Author: adventurous garrison laser beams

i have no idea why they didn't this year. all first years had torts together, regardless of prof, and you could choose one of four rooms.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=315257&forum_id=2#4502653)





Date: December 8th, 2005 9:38 PM
Author: Flushed pervert

Who did you have for Torts?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=315257&forum_id=2#4502670)





Date: December 8th, 2005 9:38 PM
Author: adventurous garrison laser beams

mcmanis

robot-drawer had ellis, i think, though.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=315257&forum_id=2#4502679)





Date: December 15th, 2006 5:53 PM
Author: Floppy Judgmental Associate Hell

that explains it, he had a "create your own illustrated tort scenario" question

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=315257&forum_id=2#7229476)





Date: December 9th, 2005 11:56 AM
Author: glittery silver party of the first part

Actually, I suspect people who handwrite exams get graded easier, because professors don't want to get accused of "discriminating" against those who can't type. Whatever. YOU'RE GONNA BE A FUCKIN' LAWYER! LEARN TO TYPE!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=315257&forum_id=2#4507825)





Date: December 9th, 2005 12:14 PM
Author: boyish frum fanboi jew

only chicks type - thats why men have secretaries

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=315257&forum_id=2#4507920)





Date: December 9th, 2005 12:18 PM
Author: glittery silver party of the first part

Welcome to the 21st century, Spezi.

Now quit pinching your secretary's ass.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=315257&forum_id=2#4507936)





Date: December 24th, 2005 3:01 AM
Author: Filthy Community Account

Welcome to the 21st century. Being fat still sucks.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=315257&forum_id=2#4654046)





Date: August 30th, 2007 9:02 PM
Author: Bateful gay wizard

this is still funny

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=315257&forum_id=2#8579742)





Date: April 19th, 2008 10:38 PM
Author: swashbuckling weed whacker brunch

That's the Christmas spirit!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=315257&forum_id=2#9653221)





Date: December 8th, 2005 9:35 PM
Author: adventurous garrison laser beams

it was kind of hard to miss. it was on a whole sheet of paper.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=315257&forum_id=2#4502630)





Date: December 8th, 2005 9:35 PM
Author: talented anal sanctuary haunted graveyard

People are seldom seated close enough to read what other people write, but if someone's doing something odd like drawing it's going to be noticable to the people nearby even if they're sitting every other seat.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=315257&forum_id=2#4502635)





Date: December 8th, 2005 9:36 PM
Author: adventurous garrison laser beams

i couldn't read the writing. this was jsut taking up a whole sheet of paper, pretty obvious.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=315257&forum_id=2#4502646)





Date: December 9th, 2005 11:56 AM
Author: glittery silver party of the first part

I actually think this person was brilliant. S/he definitely distracted at least one person from her own test.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=315257&forum_id=2#4507829)





Date: December 8th, 2005 9:32 PM
Author: cocky hall

I used the word mushed. I think I should get extra credit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=315257&forum_id=2#4502589)





Date: December 8th, 2005 9:35 PM
Author: alcoholic arousing theater hunting ground

that's awesome! that reminds me of my high school physics exam-taking days.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=315257&forum_id=2#4502639)





Date: December 8th, 2005 9:38 PM
Author: Vivacious rough-skinned resort mexican

a friend of mine drew only a hand turkey (trace hand , add neck thing and beak like we did in 1st grade) on a advanced EE course final.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=315257&forum_id=2#4502681)





Date: December 8th, 2005 9:39 PM
Author: Aromatic aggressive foreskin

dood, the correct answer was "robot"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=315257&forum_id=2#4502688)





Date: December 8th, 2005 9:43 PM
Author: Cyan chapel rigpig

TITCR. If you didn't spot the "robot" issue, you are totally fucked.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=315257&forum_id=2#4502732)





Date: December 8th, 2005 9:45 PM
Author: adventurous garrison laser beams

i'm totally f*cked :*(

sadness

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=315257&forum_id=2#4502767)





Date: December 8th, 2005 11:47 PM
Author: green digit ratio

175.

This is arguably the model XOXO post.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=315257&forum_id=2#4504463)





Date: December 8th, 2005 11:54 PM
Author: brass space

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=315257&forum_id=2#4504544)





Date: June 7th, 2007 7:45 PM
Author: Chest-beating Native Trust Fund

"If you didn't spot the "robot" issue, you are totally fucked"

This is without doubt my favorite post in XOXO history

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=315257&forum_id=2#8227438)





Date: June 7th, 2007 8:08 PM
Author: Provocative pit striped hyena

titty cream

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=315257&forum_id=2#8227563)





Date: April 19th, 2008 8:17 PM
Author: spruce cerebral gaming laptop

still underrated

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=315257&forum_id=2#9652731)





Date: December 8th, 2005 9:40 PM
Author: charismatic vengeful den roommate

At my public high school, we were required to take AP tests and I remember during my AP European History exam senior year once we were accepted to colleges people were drawing all sorts of shit on their exams. It was hilarious.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=315257&forum_id=2#4502701)





Date: December 8th, 2005 9:57 PM
Author: adventurous garrison laser beams

i fell asleep during one of mine. i probably would have done better to draw on it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=315257&forum_id=2#4502956)





Date: December 8th, 2005 10:18 PM
Author: Confused sickened church building

That's kind of stupid, because you can get college credit for those and take two classes a term for your whole senior year like I did.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=315257&forum_id=2#4503262)





Date: December 8th, 2005 10:19 PM
Author: Deep Kitty Cat

no kidding. i got 6 college credits out of my AP Euro exam.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=315257&forum_id=2#4503275)





Date: December 8th, 2005 10:20 PM
Author: adventurous garrison laser beams

i got credits for all except the one where i fell asleep. of course, even if i'd stayed awake, i still wouldn't have gotten any credits.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=315257&forum_id=2#4503298)





Date: December 8th, 2005 11:48 PM
Author: green digit ratio

I went to a TTT that refused to give credit for humanities AP/IB exams.

Which sucks, because I could (and did) get a 5 on the AP European History exam in my sleep. That test was the reward our school gave us for having to suffer through IB exams.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=315257&forum_id=2#4504483)





Date: December 24th, 2005 2:59 AM
Author: razzle azure theatre round eye

That's becoming more common at good schools.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=315257&forum_id=2#4654027)





Date: December 15th, 2006 6:40 PM
Author: Fuchsia Sick Hospital

Dude, on my AP Language exam I didn't do any drawings, but just when crazy and made everything a methaphor about my friends.

"For example, my friend Drew Schneider has never had a date in his life. He's a complete loser! He sits around and looks at porn all day, jerking off and wondering why he can't get a woman. I think this is a similar situation to that described in the problem"

and

"Another friend, Mike Johnson, has an excessive gambling habit. I'm pretty certain there will be one of two outcomes: he will be extremely successful at blackjack and get uber-rich until he's surrounded by gorgeous women who use him for his money, until they leave him broke and broken. Otherwise, he'll gamble away alone at partypoker.com until he becomes a sad shell of a human being, with a negative net worth--thus left broke and broken. This too relates to the prompt..."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=315257&forum_id=2#7229749)





Date: December 8th, 2005 9:42 PM
Author: Avocado beady-eyed really tough guy menage

form blazing sword!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=315257&forum_id=2#4502721)





Date: June 7th, 2007 2:57 PM
Author: Abusive Pozpig Range

Shit. How did I miss this the first couple of times I read this post?

Nice.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=315257&forum_id=2#8226292)





Date: December 8th, 2005 9:45 PM
Author: Marvelous Lodge Double Fault

I hope that he was also explicit in telling the professor to eat shit. If you're going to draw a robot on your exam, you don't have much else to lose.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=315257&forum_id=2#4502755)





Date: December 8th, 2005 10:01 PM
Author: ruby arrogant rehab

well, he lost on this one exam, but more importantly, he won at the game of life.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=315257&forum_id=2#4503015)





Date: December 8th, 2005 10:13 PM
Author: geriatric forum

You hand wrote your exam?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=315257&forum_id=2#4503194)





Date: December 8th, 2005 10:14 PM
Author: adventurous garrison laser beams

no way. i can type a lot faster than i can write. they didn't separate handwriters and laptop users for 1L exams this year.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=315257&forum_id=2#4503203)





Date: December 8th, 2005 10:16 PM
Author: geriatric forum

Hm.

A fucking robot?

If he gets below 93 I'll be astonished.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=315257&forum_id=2#4503229)





Date: December 8th, 2005 10:16 PM
Author: adventurous garrison laser beams

it was like a turtle-robot-shell thing with claws. i didn't want to stare at his exam for fear people would think i was cheating.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=315257&forum_id=2#4503242)





Date: December 8th, 2005 10:18 PM
Author: geriatric forum

I'd bet money he grades on to journal.

That takes balls.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=315257&forum_id=2#4503255)





Date: December 8th, 2005 10:57 PM
Author: stimulating thirsty set crotch

Sounds like Gamera to me.

http://www.ats-j.co.jp/l_img/gamera.jpg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=315257&forum_id=2#4503762)





Date: December 8th, 2005 10:58 PM
Author: adventurous garrison laser beams

it did kinda resemble that actually.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=315257&forum_id=2#4503772)





Date: December 8th, 2005 11:03 PM
Author: ruby arrogant rehab

was he a nerdy asian kid?

i picture a nerdy asian kid.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=315257&forum_id=2#4503822)





Date: December 8th, 2005 11:04 PM
Author: adventurous garrison laser beams

no, not asian. not dorky looking either actually.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=315257&forum_id=2#4503835)





Date: December 8th, 2005 11:09 PM
Author: stimulating thirsty set crotch

If it was Gamera, he is a fan of Mystery Science Theater or Godzilla or both. That's pretty damning.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=315257&forum_id=2#4503905)





Date: December 8th, 2005 10:19 PM
Author: Confused sickened church building

I wish ExamSoft had a drawing feature.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=315257&forum_id=2#4503267)





Date: December 8th, 2005 10:30 PM
Author: geriatric forum

God. That would be the hottest around.

I would draw zones of twighlight and emanating penumbras.

I could draw little pictures with Thomas, Rehnquist, O'Connor and Scalia playing tug of war with Stevens, Souter, Breyer and Ginsburg and Kennedy could be in the middle getting drawn and halved.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=315257&forum_id=2#4503446)





Date: December 24th, 2005 3:00 AM
Author: razzle azure theatre round eye

And you could do representational stuff in torts.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=315257&forum_id=2#4654039)





Date: December 8th, 2005 10:24 PM
Author: Rose bisexual stage

i know who you are.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=315257&forum_id=2#4503359)





Date: December 8th, 2005 10:51 PM
Author: adventurous garrison laser beams

do you go to wustl?

please don't out me.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=315257&forum_id=2#4503706)





Date: December 8th, 2005 11:36 PM
Author: Rose bisexual stage

i was kidding. but if the robot guy is on here he surely does

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=315257&forum_id=2#4504328)





Date: December 8th, 2005 11:58 PM
Author: concupiscible ungodly nursing home

Amazingly, so do I.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=315257&forum_id=2#4504585)





Date: December 9th, 2005 1:36 PM
Author: adventurous garrison laser beams

how?

don't out me please. you already tubgirled me again yesterday, that's enough, right?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=315257&forum_id=2#4508596)





Date: December 8th, 2005 10:25 PM
Author: stimulating thirsty set crotch

egg goes to WUSTL?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=315257&forum_id=2#4503375)





Date: December 8th, 2005 10:52 PM
Author: adventurous garrison laser beams

is egg the one that drew the artpad stuff a while back.

i got pwn3d playing on artpad in class one day.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=315257&forum_id=2#4503712)





Date: December 8th, 2005 10:55 PM
Author: stimulating thirsty set crotch

yeah, he's the genius behind the Modern Museum of Robocop Art. Speaking of which, please click on this thread and allay my fears.

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=315323&mc=2&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=315257&forum_id=2#4503736)





Date: December 8th, 2005 11:30 PM
Author: french tattoo

that was a fucking hard test

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=315257&forum_id=2#4504243)





Date: December 9th, 2005 1:37 PM
Author: adventurous garrison laser beams

i know. which prof do you have?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=315257&forum_id=2#4508601)





Date: December 9th, 2005 10:54 AM
Author: brass space

great thread.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=315257&forum_id=2#4507454)





Date: December 9th, 2005 10:55 AM
Author: geriatric forum

Especially because it was started by Jakki, which is to say, it is probably actually true.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=315257&forum_id=2#4507464)





Date: December 9th, 2005 1:38 PM
Author: adventurous garrison laser beams

i swear it's true that kid next to me drew a turtle-bot.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=315257&forum_id=2#4508606)





Date: December 9th, 2005 10:58 AM
Author: Saffron regret home

Evan-2001 outted!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=315257&forum_id=2#4507481)





Date: December 9th, 2005 11:07 AM
Author: Thriller Chrome Yarmulke Ladyboy

it's the secret signal to summon him-- like a muted version of the bat-signal

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=315257&forum_id=2#4507512)





Date: December 9th, 2005 11:01 AM
Author: honey-headed supple gas station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=315257&forum_id=2#4507489)





Date: December 9th, 2005 11:12 AM
Author: Lascivious canary stain

crayon or colored pencil?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=315257&forum_id=2#4507536)





Date: December 9th, 2005 11:59 AM
Author: glittery silver party of the first part

You know, I've heard that sometimes professors make their children grade tests using an issue checklist.

Just a thought.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=315257&forum_id=2#4507845)





Date: December 24th, 2005 3:08 AM
Author: lake university jap

HAHAHAHA i wouldn't be surprised.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=315257&forum_id=2#4654117)





Date: December 13th, 2005 5:55 PM
Author: Cracking knife locus

LAC?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=315257&forum_id=2#4550489)





Date: December 9th, 2005 11:09 AM
Author: Thriller Chrome Yarmulke Ladyboy

a picture is worth a thousand words; he'll get the best grade in the class.

(a robot represents a virtual revolution in tort law-- synthesis between strict product liability/manufacturing defects, and personal injury negligence)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=315257&forum_id=2#4507526)





Date: December 9th, 2005 11:14 AM
Author: geriatric forum

Plus the kid goes to WUSTL. Half the kids probably TRIED to draw a robot on their exam and FAILED.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=315257&forum_id=2#4507552)





Date: December 9th, 2005 11:15 AM
Author: brass space

lol



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=315257&forum_id=2#4507558)





Date: December 9th, 2005 12:13 PM
Author: spectacular ape

178

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=315257&forum_id=2#4507913)





Date: December 9th, 2005 1:43 PM
Author: razzmatazz step-uncle's house

very good

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=315257&forum_id=2#4508644)





Date: December 9th, 2005 1:43 PM
Author: geriatric forum

For you fulano, I try.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=315257&forum_id=2#4508649)





Date: December 9th, 2005 12:23 PM
Author: crimson startled genital piercing

looks like WUSTL starts early in helping their law students train for alternative careers such as free-lance artwork

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=315257&forum_id=2#4507964)





Date: December 9th, 2005 12:27 PM
Author: geriatric forum

Doesn't someone draw a turtle in that old infomercial about how if you like to draw you could make it a career. Maybe for some fly by night art institute. Do you like to draw, sketch or even just doodle? Well you could be a professional artist!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=315257&forum_id=2#4507997)





Date: December 9th, 2005 12:32 PM
Author: geriatric forum

http://www.artists-ais.com/free/index.php

A turtle in a fucking hat none the less!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=315257&forum_id=2#4508048)





Date: December 9th, 2005 12:28 PM
Author: Black excitant stage dysfunction

Woulda been better if in the middle of the exam he did this:

http://www.cafepress.com/ethrift.11397472

and then walked out. always wanted to try it myself

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=315257&forum_id=2#4508009)





Date: December 9th, 2005 12:30 PM
Author: Vigorous center reading party

I, for one, wholeheartedly approve.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=315257&forum_id=2#4508031)





Date: December 9th, 2005 12:31 PM
Author: gaped indian lodge potus

cool!

i knew a kid in 10th grade who, when we were taking the state standardized tests, slept through every section and awoke at the very end to randomly bubble a couple of answers. my opinion of high-stakes testing was forever changed.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=315257&forum_id=2#4508044)





Date: December 9th, 2005 4:25 PM
Author: adventurous garrison laser beams

i'm going to try to sit near him in property and see if he does it again

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=315257&forum_id=2#4510269)





Date: December 9th, 2005 4:26 PM
Author: brass space

awesome -- keep us posted

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=315257&forum_id=2#4510280)





Date: December 13th, 2005 5:25 PM
Author: brass space

bump

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=315257&forum_id=2#4550231)





Date: December 13th, 2005 5:31 PM
Author: adventurous garrison laser beams

unfortunately i did not see him property exam and i do not know if he drew another robot.

i will try to sit near him in K though.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=315257&forum_id=2#4550275)





Date: December 13th, 2005 5:43 PM
Author: alcoholic arousing theater hunting ground

Perhaps he dropped out. The torts robot must have been piece de resistance

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=315257&forum_id=2#4550368)





Date: December 13th, 2005 5:25 PM
Author: Slap-happy razzle-dazzle people who are hurt turdskin

Great thread.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=315257&forum_id=2#4550238)





Date: December 13th, 2005 5:33 PM
Author: offensive antidepressant drug

Agreed. I'd love to meet this guy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=315257&forum_id=2#4550289)





Date: December 21st, 2005 12:52 PM
Author: Burgundy Toilet Seat Parlor

Bump for last minute exam takers. The correct answer to today's final is http://www.richardsantos.com/pen%20and%20ink%20art/robot.jpg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=315257&forum_id=2#4629628)





Date: December 24th, 2005 3:06 AM
Author: Filthy Community Account

Dood, that is an A+ answer

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=315257&forum_id=2#4654100)





Date: January 25th, 2006 7:59 PM
Author: adventurous garrison laser beams



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=315257&forum_id=2#4907657)





Date: March 15th, 2006 7:06 PM
Author: Deranged ticket booth karate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=315257&forum_id=2#5344784)





Date: January 25th, 2006 8:11 PM
Author: Burgundy Toilet Seat Parlor

Now that all exams have been turned in, I will reveal the exemplars and not-so exemplars.

A pitiful attempt at robot drawing still earned this student a B+ http://www.lahosken.san-francisco.ca.us/departures/japan1/notebook_umibouzu.jpg

An A- for naming it LegalLad http://www.yssem.com/words/llc/covers_forward/mattman.jpg

An A: http://analogik.com/_images/pic_analogik_proto_big.jpg

An A+: http://www.lmmz.net/pics/drawings/sketch_chained_robot.jpg



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=315257&forum_id=2#4907745)





Date: March 15th, 2006 3:05 PM
Author: Deranged ticket booth karate

baff

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=315257&forum_id=2#5343175)





Date: March 15th, 2006 3:38 PM
Author: adventurous garrison laser beams

yay for my thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=315257&forum_id=2#5343397)





Date: March 15th, 2006 9:37 PM
Author: Deranged ticket booth karate

Do you know what he got on the exam?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=315257&forum_id=2#5345862)





Date: March 15th, 2006 10:50 PM
Author: adventurous garrison laser beams

no idea. he's still in my school though so he didnt drop out.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=315257&forum_id=2#5346457)





Date: March 15th, 2006 7:07 PM
Author: Exciting whorehouse shitlib

that's the guy getting the A+

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=315257&forum_id=2#5344788)





Date: March 15th, 2006 10:07 PM
Author: translucent market french chef

This thread is classic. We need a hall of fame to put threads like these.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=315257&forum_id=2#5346123)





Date: July 21st, 2006 3:19 PM
Author: Shimmering federal circlehead property

Agreed. In my boredom, I may make an official hall of fame thread for such links.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=315257&forum_id=2#6267707)





Date: April 27th, 2006 6:34 PM
Author: snowy balding shrine son of senegal

FINALS BUMP!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=315257&forum_id=2#5666379)





Date: April 27th, 2006 6:35 PM
Author: adventurous garrison laser beams

lol yay. good call. nothing this good happened today though :(

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=315257&forum_id=2#5666389)





Date: July 7th, 2006 4:25 PM
Author: diverse police squad spot

Nostalgia bump.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=315257&forum_id=2#6159858)





Date: July 21st, 2006 3:14 PM
Author: titillating yellow locale mad-dog skullcap



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=315257&forum_id=2#6267659)





Date: July 21st, 2006 3:19 PM
Author: Fragrant theater stage

Ah, an xoxo classic.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=315257&forum_id=2#6267697)





Date: August 1st, 2006 6:33 PM
Author: offensive antidepressant drug

This is seriously one of the best threads ever. I think of it often.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=315257&forum_id=2#6355766)





Date: August 1st, 2006 6:36 PM
Author: Mildly Autistic Odious Incel

Maybe he's fucking the prof and they had an agreement to beat anonymous grading by giving an A+ to the test with a huge robot on it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=315257&forum_id=2#6355780)





Date: August 1st, 2006 6:37 PM
Author: offensive antidepressant drug

Wow. That's never been thought of.

Search "torts robot"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=315257&forum_id=2#6355783)





Date: October 29th, 2006 9:47 PM
Author: doobsian background story



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=315257&forum_id=2#6883199)





Date: November 20th, 2006 1:22 PM
Author: out-of-control plaza

bump because finals are coming

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=315257&forum_id=2#7033461)





Date: December 15th, 2006 5:47 PM
Author: dashing duck-like mediation
Subject: are you sure it wasn't judge posner

because drawing a picture of judge posner will pretty much guarantee you an "A" on most law school exams.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=315257&forum_id=2#7229440)





Date: December 19th, 2006 10:02 AM
Author: electric stead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=315257&forum_id=2#7256953)





Date: December 19th, 2006 9:11 PM
Author: comical patrolman

(I)ssue

(R)obot

(A)nalysis

(C)onclusion

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=315257&forum_id=2#7261170)





Date: February 17th, 2007 2:58 AM
Author: medicated library cumskin

seriously underrated post

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=315257&forum_id=2#7618495)





Date: December 13th, 2007 12:29 AM
Author: turquoise trip blood rage wagecucks

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=315257&forum_id=2#9019180)





Date: October 26th, 2008 2:12 PM
Author: copper cuckold goal in life

2 years later, still good for teh lulz

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=315257&forum_id=2#10298599)





Date: December 19th, 2006 9:20 PM
Author: Big self-centered new version

as previously hinted, this omnitooled, open-and-shut carpenter, was, after all, no mere machine of an automaton. If he did not have a common soul in him, he had a subtle something that somehow anomalously did its duty.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=315257&forum_id=2#7261237)





Date: April 19th, 2008 10:43 PM
Author: swashbuckling weed whacker brunch

One of the few great schticks of xo.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=315257&forum_id=2#9653239)





Date: January 9th, 2007 5:09 PM
Author: hideous mother trump supporter



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=315257&forum_id=2#7383850)





Date: January 9th, 2007 5:09 PM
Author: ebony motley crackhouse dragon

I miss jakki!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=315257&forum_id=2#7383857)





Date: February 17th, 2007 2:57 AM
Author: medicated library cumskin

Chicago musical bump

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=315257&forum_id=2#7618493)





Date: April 6th, 2007 10:26 AM
Author: multi-colored soggy heaven

bump

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=315257&forum_id=2#7883858)





Date: May 3rd, 2007 3:03 PM
Author: laughsome skinny woman

bump for Anthony's reputation

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=315257&forum_id=2#8055012)





Date: May 3rd, 2007 3:11 PM
Author: Maize abode

ty, keep up the good work

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=315257&forum_id=2#8055043)





Date: June 7th, 2007 1:54 PM
Author: Provocative pit striped hyena



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=315257&forum_id=2#8226015)





Date: June 7th, 2007 2:00 PM
Author: Lemon Ratface Personal Credit Line

ty - I missed this one. Completely unrelated to robots, but I was chastised by my boss once for doodling myself into a metal band during an all day conference. Funny thing is, her boss had just complimented me on my doodling prowess.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=315257&forum_id=2#8226059)





Date: June 7th, 2007 2:19 PM
Author: smoky bespoke kitchen

Torts robot will never be beat on this board. Turns out this was the turning point where this board went down hill. Nothing else could live up to this post.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=315257&forum_id=2#8226129)





Date: June 7th, 2007 8:01 PM
Author: histrionic quadroon temple

Peak xoxo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=315257&forum_id=2#8227520)





Date: June 7th, 2007 2:58 PM
Author: multi-colored soggy heaven

I'm doing this on the bar exam.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=315257&forum_id=2#8226295)





Date: October 10th, 2007 10:42 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac boistinker

TORTS ROBOT

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=315257&forum_id=2#8753168)





Date: December 13th, 2007 12:15 AM
Author: translucent market french chef

bump for any late finals

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=315257&forum_id=2#9019125)





Date: December 19th, 2007 2:48 AM
Author: Sable principal's office psychic



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=315257&forum_id=2#9049102)





Date: April 19th, 2008 6:17 PM
Author: Racy lettuce orchestra pit

help me, torts robot, you're my only hope.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=315257&forum_id=2#9652271)





Date: April 19th, 2008 6:19 PM
Author: Curious hominid

how does thread have so few posts, and how come i haven't posted in it yet?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=315257&forum_id=2#9652276)





Date: April 19th, 2008 8:31 PM
Author: topaz parlour love of her life

this thread is 3 years old and still semi-relevant/most historic posts in XO history

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=315257&forum_id=2#9652776)





Date: April 19th, 2008 9:21 PM
Author: 180 grizzly stock car school cafeteria

The Tortfeasor v3.2 helped me get biglaw! thank you tortfeasor!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=315257&forum_id=2#9652935)





Date: May 8th, 2008 6:13 PM
Author: offensive antidepressant drug

Don't worry, the dood probably got a B-.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=315257&forum_id=2#9756284)





Date: May 8th, 2008 8:34 PM
Author: Demanding stirring base pisswyrm

http://www.megomuseum.com/teevee/images/robot.jpg

Like this?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=315257&forum_id=2#9756872)





Date: July 8th, 2008 1:57 PM
Author: Mind-boggling glassy business firm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=315257&forum_id=2#9954560)





Date: October 26th, 2008 2:09 PM
Author: Peach candlestick maker faggotry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=315257&forum_id=2#10298594)





Date: October 27th, 2008 12:01 PM
Author: Chartreuse Field

Bump.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=315257&forum_id=2#10301296)