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guy next to me drew a robot on his torts final

at least i beat one person
Wild fragrant idiot
  12/08/05
Is that what he told you? It's called a "joke".
Aromatic faggotry
  12/08/05
He probably "didn't study at all" either.
Electric chapel
  12/08/05
cute. i drew airplanes on the bar (q sheet not a sheet) and ...
Canary church building yarmulke
  04/19/08
personally witnessed. he wrote stuff too but at one point w...
Wild fragrant idiot
  12/08/05
honor code violation...you're fucked!
Amethyst zombie-like sound barrier senate
  12/08/05
Definitely would have been funnier if you hadn't mentioned t...
umber casino
  12/08/05
Your school is such a rancid toilet you can look at what he'...
Aromatic faggotry
  12/08/05
The fact that she's handwriting her exams does not bode well...
Electric chapel
  12/08/05
i wasn't handwriting. they don't have separate rooms for ha...
Wild fragrant idiot
  12/08/05
They did last year...
Electric chapel
  12/08/05
i have no idea why they didn't this year. all first years h...
Wild fragrant idiot
  12/08/05
Who did you have for Torts?
Electric chapel
  12/08/05
mcmanis robot-drawer had ellis, i think, though.
Wild fragrant idiot
  12/08/05
that explains it, he had a "create your own illustrated...
jet spectacular famous landscape painting
  12/15/06
Actually, I suspect people who handwrite exams get graded ea...
Obsidian Mewling Fanboi
  12/09/05
only chicks type - thats why men have secretaries
Heady Factory Reset Button Chad
  12/09/05
Welcome to the 21st century, Spezi. Now quit pinching you...
Obsidian Mewling Fanboi
  12/09/05
Welcome to the 21st century. Being fat still sucks.
irate marvelous toaster
  12/24/05
this is still funny
spruce glittery clown
  08/30/07
That's the Christmas spirit!
Red abnormal set partner
  04/19/08
it was kind of hard to miss. it was on a whole sheet of pap...
Wild fragrant idiot
  12/08/05
People are seldom seated close enough to read what other peo...
Provocative whorehouse
  12/08/05
i couldn't read the writing. this was jsut taking up a whol...
Wild fragrant idiot
  12/08/05
I actually think this person was brilliant. S/he definitely ...
Obsidian Mewling Fanboi
  12/09/05
I used the word mushed. I think I should get extra credit.
Low-t Pungent Gaming Laptop
  12/08/05
that's awesome! that reminds me of my high school physics ex...
Slate curious striped hyena
  12/08/05
a friend of mine drew only a hand turkey (trace hand , add n...
cracking soggy heaven pozpig
  12/08/05
dood, the correct answer was "robot"
vigorous sepia hospital toilet seat
  12/08/05
TITCR. If you didn't spot the "robot" issue, you a...
yellow tripping pistol
  12/08/05
i'm totally f*cked :*( sadness
Wild fragrant idiot
  12/08/05
175. This is arguably the model XOXO post.
crimson corn cake
  12/08/05
180
shivering shrine
  12/08/05
"If you didn't spot the "robot" issue, you ar...
Charcoal Mischievous Community Account Base
  06/07/07
titty cream
Iridescent concupiscible haunted graveyard
  06/07/07
still underrated
out-of-control giraffe forum
  04/19/08
At my public high school, we were required to take AP tests ...
tan boltzmann meetinghouse
  12/08/05
i fell asleep during one of mine. i probably would have don...
Wild fragrant idiot
  12/08/05
That's kind of stupid, because you can get college credit fo...
Indigo Lettuce
  12/08/05
no kidding. i got 6 college credits out of my AP Euro exam.
gay church sweet tailpipe
  12/08/05
i got credits for all except the one where i fell asleep. o...
Wild fragrant idiot
  12/08/05
I went to a TTT that refused to give credit for humanities A...
crimson corn cake
  12/08/05
That's becoming more common at good schools.
hyperactive thriller national generalized bond
  12/24/05
Dude, on my AP Language exam I didn't do any drawings, but j...
Mind-boggling nofapping dilemma
  12/15/06
form blazing sword!
Soul-stirring abusive public bath degenerate
  12/08/05
Shit. How did I miss this the first couple of times I read t...
drunken mauve voyeur
  06/07/07
I hope that he was also explicit in telling the professor to...
swashbuckling mediation abode
  12/08/05
well, he lost on this one exam, but more importantly, he won...
Infuriating Boistinker
  12/08/05
You hand wrote your exam?
Flirting brethren
  12/08/05
no way. i can type a lot faster than i can write. they did...
Wild fragrant idiot
  12/08/05
Hm. A fucking robot? If he gets below 93 I'll be aston...
Flirting brethren
  12/08/05
it was like a turtle-robot-shell thing with claws. i didn't...
Wild fragrant idiot
  12/08/05
I'd bet money he grades on to journal. That takes balls.
Flirting brethren
  12/08/05
Sounds like Gamera to me. http://www.ats-j.co.jp/l_img/ga...
violent charismatic parlor filthpig
  12/08/05
it did kinda resemble that actually.
Wild fragrant idiot
  12/08/05
was he a nerdy asian kid? i picture a nerdy asian kid.
Infuriating Boistinker
  12/08/05
no, not asian. not dorky looking either actually.
Wild fragrant idiot
  12/08/05
If it was Gamera, he is a fan of Mystery Science Theater or ...
violent charismatic parlor filthpig
  12/08/05
I wish ExamSoft had a drawing feature.
Indigo Lettuce
  12/08/05
God. That would be the hottest around. I would draw zone...
Flirting brethren
  12/08/05
And you could do representational stuff in torts.
hyperactive thriller national generalized bond
  12/24/05
i know who you are.
boyish brilliant athletic conference
  12/08/05
do you go to wustl? please don't out me.
Wild fragrant idiot
  12/08/05
i was kidding. but if the robot guy is on here he surely do...
boyish brilliant athletic conference
  12/08/05
Amazingly, so do I.
White sneaky criminal
  12/08/05
how? don't out me please. you already tubgirled me again...
Wild fragrant idiot
  12/09/05
egg goes to WUSTL?
violent charismatic parlor filthpig
  12/08/05
is egg the one that drew the artpad stuff a while back. i...
Wild fragrant idiot
  12/08/05
yeah, he's the genius behind the Modern Museum of Robocop Ar...
violent charismatic parlor filthpig
  12/08/05
that was a fucking hard test
transparent comical gay wizard indirect expression
  12/08/05
i know. which prof do you have?
Wild fragrant idiot
  12/09/05
great thread.
shivering shrine
  12/09/05
Especially because it was started by Jakki, which is to say,...
Flirting brethren
  12/09/05
i swear it's true that kid next to me drew a turtle-bot.
Wild fragrant idiot
  12/09/05
Evan-2001 outted!
Razzmatazz Temple Ceo
  12/09/05
it's the secret signal to summon him-- like a muted version ...
Doobsian dysfunction juggernaut
  12/09/05
...
mahogany mexican
  12/09/05
crayon or colored pencil?
Elite box office
  12/09/05
You know, I've heard that sometimes professors make their ch...
Obsidian Mewling Fanboi
  12/09/05
HAHAHAHA i wouldn't be surprised.
Duck-like orange half-breed
  12/24/05
LAC?
Aromatic faggotry
  12/13/05
a picture is worth a thousand words; he'll get the best grad...
Doobsian dysfunction juggernaut
  12/09/05
Plus the kid goes to WUSTL. Half the kids probably TRIED to...
Flirting brethren
  12/09/05
lol
shivering shrine
  12/09/05
178
Drab Arrogant Jew Lay
  12/09/05
very good
Submissive Aggressive Locale Coldplay Fan
  12/09/05
For you fulano, I try.
Flirting brethren
  12/09/05
looks like WUSTL starts early in helping their law students ...
dashing walnut principal's office
  12/09/05
Doesn't someone draw a turtle in that old infomercial about ...
Flirting brethren
  12/09/05
http://www.artists-ais.com/free/index.php A turtle in a f...
Flirting brethren
  12/09/05
Woulda been better if in the middle of the exam he did this:...
Fighting azn ticket booth
  12/09/05
I, for one, wholeheartedly approve.
Naked smoky karate
  12/09/05
cool! i knew a kid in 10th grade who, when we were taking...
jet-lagged cuck step-uncle's house
  12/09/05
i'm going to try to sit near him in property and see if he d...
Wild fragrant idiot
  12/09/05
awesome -- keep us posted
shivering shrine
  12/09/05
bump
shivering shrine
  12/13/05
unfortunately i did not see him property exam and i do not k...
Wild fragrant idiot
  12/13/05
Perhaps he dropped out. The torts robot must have been piec...
Slate curious striped hyena
  12/13/05
Great thread.
180 internet-worthy theatre kitty cat
  12/13/05
Agreed. I'd love to meet this guy.
sooty supple trailer park
  12/13/05
Bump for last minute exam takers. The correct answer to tod...
claret misanthropic garrison
  12/21/05
Dood, that is an A+ answer
irate marvelous toaster
  12/24/05
...
Wild fragrant idiot
  01/25/06
...
Azure dog poop
  03/15/06
Now that all exams have been turned in, I will reveal the ex...
claret misanthropic garrison
  01/25/06
baff
Azure dog poop
  03/15/06
yay for my thread
Wild fragrant idiot
  03/15/06
Do you know what he got on the exam?
Azure dog poop
  03/15/06
no idea. he's still in my school though so he didnt drop ou...
Wild fragrant idiot
  03/15/06
that's the guy getting the A+
Beady-eyed Peach Gaping Gunner
  03/15/06
This thread is classic. We need a hall of fame to put threa...
vermilion point
  03/15/06
Agreed. In my boredom, I may make an official hall of fame ...
passionate death wish
  07/21/06
FINALS BUMP!
Razzle persian tanning salon
  04/27/06
lol yay. good call. nothing this good happened today thoug...
Wild fragrant idiot
  04/27/06
Nostalgia bump.
ebony mood
  07/07/06
...
disturbing big-titted sanctuary
  07/21/06
Ah, an xoxo classic.
laughsome fishy market marketing idea
  07/21/06
This is seriously one of the best threads ever. I think of ...
sooty supple trailer park
  08/01/06
Maybe he's fucking the prof and they had an agreement to bea...
cyan at-the-ready sex offender pervert
  08/01/06
Wow. That's never been thought of. Search "torts ...
sooty supple trailer park
  08/01/06
...
bespoke black alpha
  10/29/06
bump because finals are coming
Aphrodisiac area regret
  11/20/06
are you sure it wasn't judge posner
odious feces
  12/15/06
...
Exciting plaza
  12/19/06
(I)ssue (R)obot (A)nalysis (C)onclusion
cerise outnumbered rigpig cruise ship
  12/19/06
seriously underrated post
Hairraiser hyperventilating potus
  02/17/07
180
dead field mother
  12/13/07
2 years later, still good for teh lulz
Appetizing Stag Film
  10/26/08
as previously hinted, this omnitooled, open-and-shut carpent...
coral property elastic band
  12/19/06
One of the few great schticks of xo.
Red abnormal set partner
  04/19/08
...
Carnelian background story
  01/09/07
I miss jakki!
rough-skinned massive indian lodge circlehead
  01/09/07
Chicago musical bump
Hairraiser hyperventilating potus
  02/17/07
bump
bearded citrine electric furnace library
  04/06/07
bump for Anthony's reputation
orchid lascivious native dingle berry
  05/03/07
ty, keep up the good work
Light Stubborn Ratface Office
  05/03/07
...
Iridescent concupiscible haunted graveyard
  06/07/07
ty - I missed this one. Completely unrelated to robots, but ...
Tantric doctorate
  06/07/07
Torts robot will never be beat on this board. Turns out thi...
Cerebral Internal Respiration
  06/07/07
Peak xoxo
Frisky stimulating black woman institution
  06/07/07
I'm doing this on the bar exam.
bearded citrine electric furnace library
  06/07/07
TORTS ROBOT
Titillating love of her life
  10/10/07
bump for any late finals
vermilion point
  12/13/07
...
Flatulent Scarlet Sandwich
  12/19/07
help me, torts robot, you're my only hope.
Chest-beating flickering address genital piercing
  04/19/08
how does thread have so few posts, and how come i haven't po...
Bright Faggot Firefighter
  04/19/08
this thread is 3 years old and still semi-relevant/most hist...
Razzle-dazzle sienna rehab old irish cottage
  04/19/08
The Tortfeasor v3.2 helped me get biglaw! thank you tortfe...
puce cheese-eating stage prole
  04/19/08
Don't worry, the dood probably got a B-.
sooty supple trailer park
  05/08/08
http://www.megomuseum.com/teevee/images/robot.jpg Like th...
Histrionic school cafeteria people who are hurt
  05/08/08
...
Talking navy wagecucks hell
  07/08/08
...
godawful selfie son of senegal
  10/26/08
Bump.
Deep stage
  10/27/08


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Date: December 8th, 2005 9:31 PM
Author: Wild fragrant idiot

at least i beat one person

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=315257&forum_id=2#4502572)





Date: December 8th, 2005 9:31 PM
Author: Aromatic faggotry

Is that what he told you? It's called a "joke".

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=315257&forum_id=2#4502585)





Date: December 8th, 2005 9:32 PM
Author: Electric chapel

He probably "didn't study at all" either.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=315257&forum_id=2#4502591)





Date: April 19th, 2008 8:48 PM
Author: Canary church building yarmulke

cute. i drew airplanes on the bar (q sheet not a sheet) and passed. hope this guy did too.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=315257&forum_id=2#9652809)





Date: December 8th, 2005 9:32 PM
Author: Wild fragrant idiot

personally witnessed. he wrote stuff too but at one point was definitely drawing a robot thing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=315257&forum_id=2#4502592)





Date: December 8th, 2005 9:33 PM
Author: Amethyst zombie-like sound barrier senate

honor code violation...you're fucked!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=315257&forum_id=2#4502600)





Date: December 8th, 2005 9:33 PM
Author: umber casino

Definitely would have been funnier if you hadn't mentioned the other words.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=315257&forum_id=2#4502602)





Date: December 8th, 2005 9:33 PM
Author: Aromatic faggotry

Your school is such a rancid toilet you can look at what he's writing?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=315257&forum_id=2#4502615)





Date: December 8th, 2005 9:34 PM
Author: Electric chapel

The fact that she's handwriting her exams does not bode well for her grades, especially in a typing race like Torts.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=315257&forum_id=2#4502628)





Date: December 8th, 2005 9:35 PM
Author: Wild fragrant idiot

i wasn't handwriting. they don't have separate rooms for handwriting and non handwriting for 1Ls for some reason.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=315257&forum_id=2#4502637)





Date: December 8th, 2005 9:35 PM
Author: Electric chapel

They did last year...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=315257&forum_id=2#4502640)





Date: December 8th, 2005 9:37 PM
Author: Wild fragrant idiot

i have no idea why they didn't this year. all first years had torts together, regardless of prof, and you could choose one of four rooms.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=315257&forum_id=2#4502653)





Date: December 8th, 2005 9:38 PM
Author: Electric chapel

Who did you have for Torts?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=315257&forum_id=2#4502670)





Date: December 8th, 2005 9:38 PM
Author: Wild fragrant idiot

mcmanis

robot-drawer had ellis, i think, though.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=315257&forum_id=2#4502679)





Date: December 15th, 2006 5:53 PM
Author: jet spectacular famous landscape painting

that explains it, he had a "create your own illustrated tort scenario" question

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=315257&forum_id=2#7229476)





Date: December 9th, 2005 11:56 AM
Author: Obsidian Mewling Fanboi

Actually, I suspect people who handwrite exams get graded easier, because professors don't want to get accused of "discriminating" against those who can't type. Whatever. YOU'RE GONNA BE A FUCKIN' LAWYER! LEARN TO TYPE!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=315257&forum_id=2#4507825)





Date: December 9th, 2005 12:14 PM
Author: Heady Factory Reset Button Chad

only chicks type - thats why men have secretaries

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=315257&forum_id=2#4507920)





Date: December 9th, 2005 12:18 PM
Author: Obsidian Mewling Fanboi

Welcome to the 21st century, Spezi.

Now quit pinching your secretary's ass.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=315257&forum_id=2#4507936)





Date: December 24th, 2005 3:01 AM
Author: irate marvelous toaster

Welcome to the 21st century. Being fat still sucks.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=315257&forum_id=2#4654046)





Date: August 30th, 2007 9:02 PM
Author: spruce glittery clown

this is still funny

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=315257&forum_id=2#8579742)





Date: April 19th, 2008 10:38 PM
Author: Red abnormal set partner

That's the Christmas spirit!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=315257&forum_id=2#9653221)





Date: December 8th, 2005 9:35 PM
Author: Wild fragrant idiot

it was kind of hard to miss. it was on a whole sheet of paper.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=315257&forum_id=2#4502630)





Date: December 8th, 2005 9:35 PM
Author: Provocative whorehouse

People are seldom seated close enough to read what other people write, but if someone's doing something odd like drawing it's going to be noticable to the people nearby even if they're sitting every other seat.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=315257&forum_id=2#4502635)





Date: December 8th, 2005 9:36 PM
Author: Wild fragrant idiot

i couldn't read the writing. this was jsut taking up a whole sheet of paper, pretty obvious.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=315257&forum_id=2#4502646)





Date: December 9th, 2005 11:56 AM
Author: Obsidian Mewling Fanboi

I actually think this person was brilliant. S/he definitely distracted at least one person from her own test.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=315257&forum_id=2#4507829)





Date: December 8th, 2005 9:32 PM
Author: Low-t Pungent Gaming Laptop

I used the word mushed. I think I should get extra credit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=315257&forum_id=2#4502589)





Date: December 8th, 2005 9:35 PM
Author: Slate curious striped hyena

that's awesome! that reminds me of my high school physics exam-taking days.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=315257&forum_id=2#4502639)





Date: December 8th, 2005 9:38 PM
Author: cracking soggy heaven pozpig

a friend of mine drew only a hand turkey (trace hand , add neck thing and beak like we did in 1st grade) on a advanced EE course final.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=315257&forum_id=2#4502681)





Date: December 8th, 2005 9:39 PM
Author: vigorous sepia hospital toilet seat

dood, the correct answer was "robot"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=315257&forum_id=2#4502688)





Date: December 8th, 2005 9:43 PM
Author: yellow tripping pistol

TITCR. If you didn't spot the "robot" issue, you are totally fucked.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=315257&forum_id=2#4502732)





Date: December 8th, 2005 9:45 PM
Author: Wild fragrant idiot

i'm totally f*cked :*(

sadness

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=315257&forum_id=2#4502767)





Date: December 8th, 2005 11:47 PM
Author: crimson corn cake

175.

This is arguably the model XOXO post.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=315257&forum_id=2#4504463)





Date: December 8th, 2005 11:54 PM
Author: shivering shrine

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=315257&forum_id=2#4504544)





Date: June 7th, 2007 7:45 PM
Author: Charcoal Mischievous Community Account Base

"If you didn't spot the "robot" issue, you are totally fucked"

This is without doubt my favorite post in XOXO history

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=315257&forum_id=2#8227438)





Date: June 7th, 2007 8:08 PM
Author: Iridescent concupiscible haunted graveyard

titty cream

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=315257&forum_id=2#8227563)





Date: April 19th, 2008 8:17 PM
Author: out-of-control giraffe forum

still underrated

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=315257&forum_id=2#9652731)





Date: December 8th, 2005 9:40 PM
Author: tan boltzmann meetinghouse

At my public high school, we were required to take AP tests and I remember during my AP European History exam senior year once we were accepted to colleges people were drawing all sorts of shit on their exams. It was hilarious.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=315257&forum_id=2#4502701)





Date: December 8th, 2005 9:57 PM
Author: Wild fragrant idiot

i fell asleep during one of mine. i probably would have done better to draw on it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=315257&forum_id=2#4502956)





Date: December 8th, 2005 10:18 PM
Author: Indigo Lettuce

That's kind of stupid, because you can get college credit for those and take two classes a term for your whole senior year like I did.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=315257&forum_id=2#4503262)





Date: December 8th, 2005 10:19 PM
Author: gay church sweet tailpipe

no kidding. i got 6 college credits out of my AP Euro exam.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=315257&forum_id=2#4503275)





Date: December 8th, 2005 10:20 PM
Author: Wild fragrant idiot

i got credits for all except the one where i fell asleep. of course, even if i'd stayed awake, i still wouldn't have gotten any credits.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=315257&forum_id=2#4503298)





Date: December 8th, 2005 11:48 PM
Author: crimson corn cake

I went to a TTT that refused to give credit for humanities AP/IB exams.

Which sucks, because I could (and did) get a 5 on the AP European History exam in my sleep. That test was the reward our school gave us for having to suffer through IB exams.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=315257&forum_id=2#4504483)





Date: December 24th, 2005 2:59 AM
Author: hyperactive thriller national generalized bond

That's becoming more common at good schools.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=315257&forum_id=2#4654027)





Date: December 15th, 2006 6:40 PM
Author: Mind-boggling nofapping dilemma

Dude, on my AP Language exam I didn't do any drawings, but just when crazy and made everything a methaphor about my friends.

"For example, my friend Drew Schneider has never had a date in his life. He's a complete loser! He sits around and looks at porn all day, jerking off and wondering why he can't get a woman. I think this is a similar situation to that described in the problem"

and

"Another friend, Mike Johnson, has an excessive gambling habit. I'm pretty certain there will be one of two outcomes: he will be extremely successful at blackjack and get uber-rich until he's surrounded by gorgeous women who use him for his money, until they leave him broke and broken. Otherwise, he'll gamble away alone at partypoker.com until he becomes a sad shell of a human being, with a negative net worth--thus left broke and broken. This too relates to the prompt..."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=315257&forum_id=2#7229749)





Date: December 8th, 2005 9:42 PM
Author: Soul-stirring abusive public bath degenerate

form blazing sword!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=315257&forum_id=2#4502721)





Date: June 7th, 2007 2:57 PM
Author: drunken mauve voyeur

Shit. How did I miss this the first couple of times I read this post?

Nice.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=315257&forum_id=2#8226292)





Date: December 8th, 2005 9:45 PM
Author: swashbuckling mediation abode

I hope that he was also explicit in telling the professor to eat shit. If you're going to draw a robot on your exam, you don't have much else to lose.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=315257&forum_id=2#4502755)





Date: December 8th, 2005 10:01 PM
Author: Infuriating Boistinker

well, he lost on this one exam, but more importantly, he won at the game of life.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=315257&forum_id=2#4503015)





Date: December 8th, 2005 10:13 PM
Author: Flirting brethren

You hand wrote your exam?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=315257&forum_id=2#4503194)





Date: December 8th, 2005 10:14 PM
Author: Wild fragrant idiot

no way. i can type a lot faster than i can write. they didn't separate handwriters and laptop users for 1L exams this year.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=315257&forum_id=2#4503203)





Date: December 8th, 2005 10:16 PM
Author: Flirting brethren

Hm.

A fucking robot?

If he gets below 93 I'll be astonished.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=315257&forum_id=2#4503229)





Date: December 8th, 2005 10:16 PM
Author: Wild fragrant idiot

it was like a turtle-robot-shell thing with claws. i didn't want to stare at his exam for fear people would think i was cheating.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=315257&forum_id=2#4503242)





Date: December 8th, 2005 10:18 PM
Author: Flirting brethren

I'd bet money he grades on to journal.

That takes balls.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=315257&forum_id=2#4503255)





Date: December 8th, 2005 10:57 PM
Author: violent charismatic parlor filthpig

Sounds like Gamera to me.

http://www.ats-j.co.jp/l_img/gamera.jpg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=315257&forum_id=2#4503762)





Date: December 8th, 2005 10:58 PM
Author: Wild fragrant idiot

it did kinda resemble that actually.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=315257&forum_id=2#4503772)





Date: December 8th, 2005 11:03 PM
Author: Infuriating Boistinker

was he a nerdy asian kid?

i picture a nerdy asian kid.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=315257&forum_id=2#4503822)





Date: December 8th, 2005 11:04 PM
Author: Wild fragrant idiot

no, not asian. not dorky looking either actually.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=315257&forum_id=2#4503835)





Date: December 8th, 2005 11:09 PM
Author: violent charismatic parlor filthpig

If it was Gamera, he is a fan of Mystery Science Theater or Godzilla or both. That's pretty damning.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=315257&forum_id=2#4503905)





Date: December 8th, 2005 10:19 PM
Author: Indigo Lettuce

I wish ExamSoft had a drawing feature.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=315257&forum_id=2#4503267)





Date: December 8th, 2005 10:30 PM
Author: Flirting brethren

God. That would be the hottest around.

I would draw zones of twighlight and emanating penumbras.

I could draw little pictures with Thomas, Rehnquist, O'Connor and Scalia playing tug of war with Stevens, Souter, Breyer and Ginsburg and Kennedy could be in the middle getting drawn and halved.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=315257&forum_id=2#4503446)





Date: December 24th, 2005 3:00 AM
Author: hyperactive thriller national generalized bond

And you could do representational stuff in torts.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=315257&forum_id=2#4654039)





Date: December 8th, 2005 10:24 PM
Author: boyish brilliant athletic conference

i know who you are.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=315257&forum_id=2#4503359)





Date: December 8th, 2005 10:51 PM
Author: Wild fragrant idiot

do you go to wustl?

please don't out me.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=315257&forum_id=2#4503706)





Date: December 8th, 2005 11:36 PM
Author: boyish brilliant athletic conference

i was kidding. but if the robot guy is on here he surely does

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=315257&forum_id=2#4504328)





Date: December 8th, 2005 11:58 PM
Author: White sneaky criminal

Amazingly, so do I.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=315257&forum_id=2#4504585)





Date: December 9th, 2005 1:36 PM
Author: Wild fragrant idiot

how?

don't out me please. you already tubgirled me again yesterday, that's enough, right?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=315257&forum_id=2#4508596)





Date: December 8th, 2005 10:25 PM
Author: violent charismatic parlor filthpig

egg goes to WUSTL?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=315257&forum_id=2#4503375)





Date: December 8th, 2005 10:52 PM
Author: Wild fragrant idiot

is egg the one that drew the artpad stuff a while back.

i got pwn3d playing on artpad in class one day.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=315257&forum_id=2#4503712)





Date: December 8th, 2005 10:55 PM
Author: violent charismatic parlor filthpig

yeah, he's the genius behind the Modern Museum of Robocop Art. Speaking of which, please click on this thread and allay my fears.

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=315323&mc=2&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=315257&forum_id=2#4503736)





Date: December 8th, 2005 11:30 PM
Author: transparent comical gay wizard indirect expression

that was a fucking hard test

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=315257&forum_id=2#4504243)





Date: December 9th, 2005 1:37 PM
Author: Wild fragrant idiot

i know. which prof do you have?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=315257&forum_id=2#4508601)





Date: December 9th, 2005 10:54 AM
Author: shivering shrine

great thread.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=315257&forum_id=2#4507454)





Date: December 9th, 2005 10:55 AM
Author: Flirting brethren

Especially because it was started by Jakki, which is to say, it is probably actually true.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=315257&forum_id=2#4507464)





Date: December 9th, 2005 1:38 PM
Author: Wild fragrant idiot

i swear it's true that kid next to me drew a turtle-bot.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=315257&forum_id=2#4508606)





Date: December 9th, 2005 10:58 AM
Author: Razzmatazz Temple Ceo

Evan-2001 outted!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=315257&forum_id=2#4507481)





Date: December 9th, 2005 11:07 AM
Author: Doobsian dysfunction juggernaut

it's the secret signal to summon him-- like a muted version of the bat-signal

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=315257&forum_id=2#4507512)





Date: December 9th, 2005 11:01 AM
Author: mahogany mexican



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=315257&forum_id=2#4507489)





Date: December 9th, 2005 11:12 AM
Author: Elite box office

crayon or colored pencil?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=315257&forum_id=2#4507536)





Date: December 9th, 2005 11:59 AM
Author: Obsidian Mewling Fanboi

You know, I've heard that sometimes professors make their children grade tests using an issue checklist.

Just a thought.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=315257&forum_id=2#4507845)





Date: December 24th, 2005 3:08 AM
Author: Duck-like orange half-breed

HAHAHAHA i wouldn't be surprised.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=315257&forum_id=2#4654117)





Date: December 13th, 2005 5:55 PM
Author: Aromatic faggotry

LAC?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=315257&forum_id=2#4550489)





Date: December 9th, 2005 11:09 AM
Author: Doobsian dysfunction juggernaut

a picture is worth a thousand words; he'll get the best grade in the class.

(a robot represents a virtual revolution in tort law-- synthesis between strict product liability/manufacturing defects, and personal injury negligence)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=315257&forum_id=2#4507526)





Date: December 9th, 2005 11:14 AM
Author: Flirting brethren

Plus the kid goes to WUSTL. Half the kids probably TRIED to draw a robot on their exam and FAILED.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=315257&forum_id=2#4507552)





Date: December 9th, 2005 11:15 AM
Author: shivering shrine

lol



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=315257&forum_id=2#4507558)





Date: December 9th, 2005 12:13 PM
Author: Drab Arrogant Jew Lay

178

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=315257&forum_id=2#4507913)





Date: December 9th, 2005 1:43 PM
Author: Submissive Aggressive Locale Coldplay Fan

very good

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=315257&forum_id=2#4508644)





Date: December 9th, 2005 1:43 PM
Author: Flirting brethren

For you fulano, I try.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=315257&forum_id=2#4508649)





Date: December 9th, 2005 12:23 PM
Author: dashing walnut principal's office

looks like WUSTL starts early in helping their law students train for alternative careers such as free-lance artwork

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=315257&forum_id=2#4507964)





Date: December 9th, 2005 12:27 PM
Author: Flirting brethren

Doesn't someone draw a turtle in that old infomercial about how if you like to draw you could make it a career. Maybe for some fly by night art institute. Do you like to draw, sketch or even just doodle? Well you could be a professional artist!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=315257&forum_id=2#4507997)





Date: December 9th, 2005 12:32 PM
Author: Flirting brethren

http://www.artists-ais.com/free/index.php

A turtle in a fucking hat none the less!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=315257&forum_id=2#4508048)





Date: December 9th, 2005 12:28 PM
Author: Fighting azn ticket booth

Woulda been better if in the middle of the exam he did this:

http://www.cafepress.com/ethrift.11397472

and then walked out. always wanted to try it myself

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=315257&forum_id=2#4508009)





Date: December 9th, 2005 12:30 PM
Author: Naked smoky karate

I, for one, wholeheartedly approve.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=315257&forum_id=2#4508031)





Date: December 9th, 2005 12:31 PM
Author: jet-lagged cuck step-uncle's house

cool!

i knew a kid in 10th grade who, when we were taking the state standardized tests, slept through every section and awoke at the very end to randomly bubble a couple of answers. my opinion of high-stakes testing was forever changed.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=315257&forum_id=2#4508044)





Date: December 9th, 2005 4:25 PM
Author: Wild fragrant idiot

i'm going to try to sit near him in property and see if he does it again

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=315257&forum_id=2#4510269)





Date: December 9th, 2005 4:26 PM
Author: shivering shrine

awesome -- keep us posted

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=315257&forum_id=2#4510280)





Date: December 13th, 2005 5:25 PM
Author: shivering shrine

bump

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=315257&forum_id=2#4550231)





Date: December 13th, 2005 5:31 PM
Author: Wild fragrant idiot

unfortunately i did not see him property exam and i do not know if he drew another robot.

i will try to sit near him in K though.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=315257&forum_id=2#4550275)





Date: December 13th, 2005 5:43 PM
Author: Slate curious striped hyena

Perhaps he dropped out. The torts robot must have been piece de resistance

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=315257&forum_id=2#4550368)





Date: December 13th, 2005 5:25 PM
Author: 180 internet-worthy theatre kitty cat

Great thread.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=315257&forum_id=2#4550238)





Date: December 13th, 2005 5:33 PM
Author: sooty supple trailer park

Agreed. I'd love to meet this guy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=315257&forum_id=2#4550289)





Date: December 21st, 2005 12:52 PM
Author: claret misanthropic garrison

Bump for last minute exam takers. The correct answer to today's final is http://www.richardsantos.com/pen%20and%20ink%20art/robot.jpg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=315257&forum_id=2#4629628)





Date: December 24th, 2005 3:06 AM
Author: irate marvelous toaster

Dood, that is an A+ answer

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=315257&forum_id=2#4654100)





Date: January 25th, 2006 7:59 PM
Author: Wild fragrant idiot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=315257&forum_id=2#4907657)





Date: March 15th, 2006 7:06 PM
Author: Azure dog poop



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=315257&forum_id=2#5344784)





Date: January 25th, 2006 8:11 PM
Author: claret misanthropic garrison

Now that all exams have been turned in, I will reveal the exemplars and not-so exemplars.

A pitiful attempt at robot drawing still earned this student a B+ http://www.lahosken.san-francisco.ca.us/departures/japan1/notebook_umibouzu.jpg

An A- for naming it LegalLad http://www.yssem.com/words/llc/covers_forward/mattman.jpg

An A: http://analogik.com/_images/pic_analogik_proto_big.jpg

An A+: http://www.lmmz.net/pics/drawings/sketch_chained_robot.jpg



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=315257&forum_id=2#4907745)





Date: March 15th, 2006 3:05 PM
Author: Azure dog poop

baff

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=315257&forum_id=2#5343175)





Date: March 15th, 2006 3:38 PM
Author: Wild fragrant idiot

yay for my thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=315257&forum_id=2#5343397)





Date: March 15th, 2006 9:37 PM
Author: Azure dog poop

Do you know what he got on the exam?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=315257&forum_id=2#5345862)





Date: March 15th, 2006 10:50 PM
Author: Wild fragrant idiot

no idea. he's still in my school though so he didnt drop out.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=315257&forum_id=2#5346457)





Date: March 15th, 2006 7:07 PM
Author: Beady-eyed Peach Gaping Gunner

that's the guy getting the A+

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=315257&forum_id=2#5344788)





Date: March 15th, 2006 10:07 PM
Author: vermilion point

This thread is classic. We need a hall of fame to put threads like these.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=315257&forum_id=2#5346123)





Date: July 21st, 2006 3:19 PM
Author: passionate death wish

Agreed. In my boredom, I may make an official hall of fame thread for such links.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=315257&forum_id=2#6267707)





Date: April 27th, 2006 6:34 PM
Author: Razzle persian tanning salon

FINALS BUMP!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=315257&forum_id=2#5666379)





Date: April 27th, 2006 6:35 PM
Author: Wild fragrant idiot

lol yay. good call. nothing this good happened today though :(

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=315257&forum_id=2#5666389)





Date: July 7th, 2006 4:25 PM
Author: ebony mood

Nostalgia bump.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=315257&forum_id=2#6159858)





Date: July 21st, 2006 3:14 PM
Author: disturbing big-titted sanctuary



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=315257&forum_id=2#6267659)





Date: July 21st, 2006 3:19 PM
Author: laughsome fishy market marketing idea

Ah, an xoxo classic.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=315257&forum_id=2#6267697)





Date: August 1st, 2006 6:33 PM
Author: sooty supple trailer park

This is seriously one of the best threads ever. I think of it often.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=315257&forum_id=2#6355766)





Date: August 1st, 2006 6:36 PM
Author: cyan at-the-ready sex offender pervert

Maybe he's fucking the prof and they had an agreement to beat anonymous grading by giving an A+ to the test with a huge robot on it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=315257&forum_id=2#6355780)





Date: August 1st, 2006 6:37 PM
Author: sooty supple trailer park

Wow. That's never been thought of.

Search "torts robot"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=315257&forum_id=2#6355783)





Date: October 29th, 2006 9:47 PM
Author: bespoke black alpha



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=315257&forum_id=2#6883199)





Date: November 20th, 2006 1:22 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac area regret

bump because finals are coming

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=315257&forum_id=2#7033461)





Date: December 15th, 2006 5:47 PM
Author: odious feces
Subject: are you sure it wasn't judge posner

because drawing a picture of judge posner will pretty much guarantee you an "A" on most law school exams.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=315257&forum_id=2#7229440)





Date: December 19th, 2006 10:02 AM
Author: Exciting plaza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=315257&forum_id=2#7256953)





Date: December 19th, 2006 9:11 PM
Author: cerise outnumbered rigpig cruise ship

(I)ssue

(R)obot

(A)nalysis

(C)onclusion

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=315257&forum_id=2#7261170)





Date: February 17th, 2007 2:58 AM
Author: Hairraiser hyperventilating potus

seriously underrated post

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=315257&forum_id=2#7618495)





Date: December 13th, 2007 12:29 AM
Author: dead field mother

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=315257&forum_id=2#9019180)





Date: October 26th, 2008 2:12 PM
Author: Appetizing Stag Film

2 years later, still good for teh lulz

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=315257&forum_id=2#10298599)





Date: December 19th, 2006 9:20 PM
Author: coral property elastic band

as previously hinted, this omnitooled, open-and-shut carpenter, was, after all, no mere machine of an automaton. If he did not have a common soul in him, he had a subtle something that somehow anomalously did its duty.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=315257&forum_id=2#7261237)





Date: April 19th, 2008 10:43 PM
Author: Red abnormal set partner

One of the few great schticks of xo.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=315257&forum_id=2#9653239)





Date: January 9th, 2007 5:09 PM
Author: Carnelian background story



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=315257&forum_id=2#7383850)





Date: January 9th, 2007 5:09 PM
Author: rough-skinned massive indian lodge circlehead

I miss jakki!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=315257&forum_id=2#7383857)





Date: February 17th, 2007 2:57 AM
Author: Hairraiser hyperventilating potus

Chicago musical bump

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=315257&forum_id=2#7618493)





Date: April 6th, 2007 10:26 AM
Author: bearded citrine electric furnace library

bump

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=315257&forum_id=2#7883858)





Date: May 3rd, 2007 3:03 PM
Author: orchid lascivious native dingle berry

bump for Anthony's reputation

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=315257&forum_id=2#8055012)





Date: May 3rd, 2007 3:11 PM
Author: Light Stubborn Ratface Office

ty, keep up the good work

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=315257&forum_id=2#8055043)





Date: June 7th, 2007 1:54 PM
Author: Iridescent concupiscible haunted graveyard



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=315257&forum_id=2#8226015)





Date: June 7th, 2007 2:00 PM
Author: Tantric doctorate

ty - I missed this one. Completely unrelated to robots, but I was chastised by my boss once for doodling myself into a metal band during an all day conference. Funny thing is, her boss had just complimented me on my doodling prowess.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=315257&forum_id=2#8226059)





Date: June 7th, 2007 2:19 PM
Author: Cerebral Internal Respiration

Torts robot will never be beat on this board. Turns out this was the turning point where this board went down hill. Nothing else could live up to this post.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=315257&forum_id=2#8226129)





Date: June 7th, 2007 8:01 PM
Author: Frisky stimulating black woman institution

Peak xoxo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=315257&forum_id=2#8227520)





Date: June 7th, 2007 2:58 PM
Author: bearded citrine electric furnace library

I'm doing this on the bar exam.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=315257&forum_id=2#8226295)





Date: October 10th, 2007 10:42 PM
Author: Titillating love of her life

TORTS ROBOT

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=315257&forum_id=2#8753168)





Date: December 13th, 2007 12:15 AM
Author: vermilion point

bump for any late finals

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=315257&forum_id=2#9019125)





Date: December 19th, 2007 2:48 AM
Author: Flatulent Scarlet Sandwich



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=315257&forum_id=2#9049102)





Date: April 19th, 2008 6:17 PM
Author: Chest-beating flickering address genital piercing

help me, torts robot, you're my only hope.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=315257&forum_id=2#9652271)





Date: April 19th, 2008 6:19 PM
Author: Bright Faggot Firefighter

how does thread have so few posts, and how come i haven't posted in it yet?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=315257&forum_id=2#9652276)





Date: April 19th, 2008 8:31 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle sienna rehab old irish cottage

this thread is 3 years old and still semi-relevant/most historic posts in XO history

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=315257&forum_id=2#9652776)





Date: April 19th, 2008 9:21 PM
Author: puce cheese-eating stage prole

The Tortfeasor v3.2 helped me get biglaw! thank you tortfeasor!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=315257&forum_id=2#9652935)





Date: May 8th, 2008 6:13 PM
Author: sooty supple trailer park

Don't worry, the dood probably got a B-.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=315257&forum_id=2#9756284)





Date: May 8th, 2008 8:34 PM
Author: Histrionic school cafeteria people who are hurt

http://www.megomuseum.com/teevee/images/robot.jpg

Like this?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=315257&forum_id=2#9756872)





Date: July 8th, 2008 1:57 PM
Author: Talking navy wagecucks hell



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=315257&forum_id=2#9954560)





Date: October 26th, 2008 2:09 PM
Author: godawful selfie son of senegal



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=315257&forum_id=2#10298594)





Date: October 27th, 2008 12:01 PM
Author: Deep stage

Bump.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=315257&forum_id=2#10301296)