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guy next to me drew a robot on his torts final

at least i beat one person
Spectacular range
  12/08/05
Is that what he told you? It's called a "joke".
coiffed yarmulke place of business
  12/08/05
He probably "didn't study at all" either.
Razzle-dazzle stag film candlestick maker
  12/08/05
cute. i drew airplanes on the bar (q sheet not a sheet) and ...
Avocado chapel main people
  04/19/08
personally witnessed. he wrote stuff too but at one point w...
Spectacular range
  12/08/05
honor code violation...you're fucked!
Ivory Plaza
  12/08/05
Definitely would have been funnier if you hadn't mentioned t...
rough-skinned dilemma
  12/08/05
Your school is such a rancid toilet you can look at what he'...
coiffed yarmulke place of business
  12/08/05
The fact that she's handwriting her exams does not bode well...
Razzle-dazzle stag film candlestick maker
  12/08/05
i wasn't handwriting. they don't have separate rooms for ha...
Spectacular range
  12/08/05
They did last year...
Razzle-dazzle stag film candlestick maker
  12/08/05
i have no idea why they didn't this year. all first years h...
Spectacular range
  12/08/05
Who did you have for Torts?
Razzle-dazzle stag film candlestick maker
  12/08/05
mcmanis robot-drawer had ellis, i think, though.
Spectacular range
  12/08/05
that explains it, he had a "create your own illustrated...
gay corn cake incel
  12/15/06
Actually, I suspect people who handwrite exams get graded ea...
histrionic corner
  12/09/05
only chicks type - thats why men have secretaries
trip swollen trump supporter address
  12/09/05
Welcome to the 21st century, Spezi. Now quit pinching you...
histrionic corner
  12/09/05
Welcome to the 21st century. Being fat still sucks.
anal orchid theater stage tattoo
  12/24/05
this is still funny
Irradiated jew theatre
  08/30/07
That's the Christmas spirit!
vigorous cheese-eating university patrolman
  04/19/08
it was kind of hard to miss. it was on a whole sheet of pap...
Spectacular range
  12/08/05
People are seldom seated close enough to read what other peo...
Spruce Arousing Whorehouse Mood
  12/08/05
i couldn't read the writing. this was jsut taking up a whol...
Spectacular range
  12/08/05
I actually think this person was brilliant. S/he definitely ...
histrionic corner
  12/09/05
I used the word mushed. I think I should get extra credit.
chestnut godawful black woman alpha
  12/08/05
that's awesome! that reminds me of my high school physics ex...
dark point
  12/08/05
a friend of mine drew only a hand turkey (trace hand , add n...
Lascivious Ladyboy
  12/08/05
dood, the correct answer was "robot"
Abusive doctorate
  12/08/05
TITCR. If you didn't spot the "robot" issue, you a...
Flesh Unholy Parlour
  12/08/05
i'm totally f*cked :*( sadness
Spectacular range
  12/08/05
175. This is arguably the model XOXO post.
fragrant doobsian milk field
  12/08/05
180
Lime provocative piazza
  12/08/05
"If you didn't spot the "robot" issue, you ar...
Elite insane spot
  06/07/07
titty cream
aphrodisiac yapping state pisswyrm
  06/07/07
still underrated
floppy stain
  04/19/08
At my public high school, we were required to take AP tests ...
Dead french chef dog poop
  12/08/05
i fell asleep during one of mine. i probably would have don...
Spectacular range
  12/08/05
That's kind of stupid, because you can get college credit fo...
flirting tank
  12/08/05
no kidding. i got 6 college credits out of my AP Euro exam.
brass razzle factory reset button
  12/08/05
i got credits for all except the one where i fell asleep. o...
Spectacular range
  12/08/05
I went to a TTT that refused to give credit for humanities A...
fragrant doobsian milk field
  12/08/05
That's becoming more common at good schools.
blue buck-toothed becky
  12/24/05
Dude, on my AP Language exam I didn't do any drawings, but j...
vibrant lemon cuckold
  12/15/06
form blazing sword!
jet-lagged cream generalized bond
  12/08/05
Shit. How did I miss this the first couple of times I read t...
Mewling Menage Death Wish
  06/07/07
I hope that he was also explicit in telling the professor to...
Maniacal hominid site
  12/08/05
well, he lost on this one exam, but more importantly, he won...
Disrespectful lettuce church
  12/08/05
You hand wrote your exam?
lavender concupiscible kitty
  12/08/05
no way. i can type a lot faster than i can write. they did...
Spectacular range
  12/08/05
Hm. A fucking robot? If he gets below 93 I'll be aston...
lavender concupiscible kitty
  12/08/05
it was like a turtle-robot-shell thing with claws. i didn't...
Spectacular range
  12/08/05
I'd bet money he grades on to journal. That takes balls.
lavender concupiscible kitty
  12/08/05
Sounds like Gamera to me. http://www.ats-j.co.jp/l_img/ga...
frisky motley temple
  12/08/05
it did kinda resemble that actually.
Spectacular range
  12/08/05
was he a nerdy asian kid? i picture a nerdy asian kid.
Disrespectful lettuce church
  12/08/05
no, not asian. not dorky looking either actually.
Spectacular range
  12/08/05
If it was Gamera, he is a fan of Mystery Science Theater or ...
frisky motley temple
  12/08/05
I wish ExamSoft had a drawing feature.
flirting tank
  12/08/05
God. That would be the hottest around. I would draw zone...
lavender concupiscible kitty
  12/08/05
And you could do representational stuff in torts.
blue buck-toothed becky
  12/24/05
i know who you are.
hyperactive crusty feces house
  12/08/05
do you go to wustl? please don't out me.
Spectacular range
  12/08/05
i was kidding. but if the robot guy is on here he surely do...
hyperactive crusty feces house
  12/08/05
Amazingly, so do I.
costumed fishy double fault gaping
  12/08/05
how? don't out me please. you already tubgirled me again...
Spectacular range
  12/09/05
egg goes to WUSTL?
frisky motley temple
  12/08/05
is egg the one that drew the artpad stuff a while back. i...
Spectacular range
  12/08/05
yeah, he's the genius behind the Modern Museum of Robocop Ar...
frisky motley temple
  12/08/05
that was a fucking hard test
soggy skinny woman weed whacker
  12/08/05
i know. which prof do you have?
Spectacular range
  12/09/05
great thread.
Lime provocative piazza
  12/09/05
Especially because it was started by Jakki, which is to say,...
lavender concupiscible kitty
  12/09/05
i swear it's true that kid next to me drew a turtle-bot.
Spectacular range
  12/09/05
Evan-2001 outted!
Startling Travel Guidebook
  12/09/05
it's the secret signal to summon him-- like a muted version ...
Ebony territorial locus voyeur
  12/09/05
...
Multi-colored bearded knife
  12/09/05
crayon or colored pencil?
cracking mischievous gaming laptop heaven
  12/09/05
You know, I've heard that sometimes professors make their ch...
histrionic corner
  12/09/05
HAHAHAHA i wouldn't be surprised.
Insanely Creepy Station
  12/24/05
LAC?
coiffed yarmulke place of business
  12/13/05
a picture is worth a thousand words; he'll get the best grad...
Ebony territorial locus voyeur
  12/09/05
Plus the kid goes to WUSTL. Half the kids probably TRIED to...
lavender concupiscible kitty
  12/09/05
lol
Lime provocative piazza
  12/09/05
178
Exhilarant really tough guy pit
  12/09/05
very good
comical institution liquid oxygen
  12/09/05
For you fulano, I try.
lavender concupiscible kitty
  12/09/05
looks like WUSTL starts early in helping their law students ...
supple giraffe hospital
  12/09/05
Doesn't someone draw a turtle in that old infomercial about ...
lavender concupiscible kitty
  12/09/05
http://www.artists-ais.com/free/index.php A turtle in a f...
lavender concupiscible kitty
  12/09/05
Woulda been better if in the middle of the exam he did this:...
Slap-happy base
  12/09/05
I, for one, wholeheartedly approve.
Marvelous Light Principal's Office
  12/09/05
cool! i knew a kid in 10th grade who, when we were taking...
up-to-no-good mind-boggling ratface
  12/09/05
i'm going to try to sit near him in property and see if he d...
Spectacular range
  12/09/05
awesome -- keep us posted
Lime provocative piazza
  12/09/05
bump
Lime provocative piazza
  12/13/05
unfortunately i did not see him property exam and i do not k...
Spectacular range
  12/13/05
Perhaps he dropped out. The torts robot must have been piec...
dark point
  12/13/05
Great thread.
Tan beta water buffalo
  12/13/05
Agreed. I'd love to meet this guy.
azure meetinghouse
  12/13/05
Bump for last minute exam takers. The correct answer to tod...
Laughsome bistre stage
  12/21/05
Dood, that is an A+ answer
anal orchid theater stage tattoo
  12/24/05
...
Spectacular range
  01/25/06
...
wild ruby old irish cottage
  03/15/06
Now that all exams have been turned in, I will reveal the ex...
Laughsome bistre stage
  01/25/06
baff
wild ruby old irish cottage
  03/15/06
yay for my thread
Spectacular range
  03/15/06
Do you know what he got on the exam?
wild ruby old irish cottage
  03/15/06
no idea. he's still in my school though so he didnt drop ou...
Spectacular range
  03/15/06
that's the guy getting the A+
Effete Crystalline Forum
  03/15/06
This thread is classic. We need a hall of fame to put threa...
Internet-worthy boyish private investor
  03/15/06
Agreed. In my boredom, I may make an official hall of fame ...
impertinent wonderful property
  07/21/06
FINALS BUMP!
Pontificating titillating roommate
  04/27/06
lol yay. good call. nothing this good happened today thoug...
Spectacular range
  04/27/06
Nostalgia bump.
Sooty passionate friendly grandma
  07/07/06
...
Glassy brunch
  07/21/06
Ah, an xoxo classic.
massive pearly theater
  07/21/06
This is seriously one of the best threads ever. I think of ...
azure meetinghouse
  08/01/06
Maybe he's fucking the prof and they had an agreement to bea...
wine lodge jap
  08/01/06
Wow. That's never been thought of. Search "torts ...
azure meetinghouse
  08/01/06
...
crawly topaz affirmative action
  10/29/06
bump because finals are coming
indigo hairraiser turdskin preventive strike
  11/20/06
are you sure it wasn't judge posner
Cobalt Filthy Immigrant
  12/15/06
...
Iridescent hissy fit cuckoldry
  12/19/06
(I)ssue (R)obot (A)nalysis (C)onclusion
Opaque demanding potus center
  12/19/06
seriously underrated post
Cordovan nudist personal credit line
  02/17/07
180
stimulating disgusting laser beams toilet seat
  12/13/07
2 years later, still good for teh lulz
Cerise Puppy
  10/26/08
as previously hinted, this omnitooled, open-and-shut carpent...
jet haunting antidepressant drug shitlib
  12/19/06
One of the few great schticks of xo.
vigorous cheese-eating university patrolman
  04/19/08
...
Sick library karate
  01/09/07
I miss jakki!
appetizing hall national security agency
  01/09/07
Chicago musical bump
Cordovan nudist personal credit line
  02/17/07
bump
grizzly space
  04/06/07
bump for Anthony's reputation
angry sickened senate marketing idea
  05/03/07
ty, keep up the good work
apoplectic blood rage
  05/03/07
...
aphrodisiac yapping state pisswyrm
  06/07/07
ty - I missed this one. Completely unrelated to robots, but ...
adventurous sexy parlor
  06/07/07
Torts robot will never be beat on this board. Turns out thi...
Sienna Self-centered Trust Fund Fortuitous Meteor
  06/07/07
Peak xoxo
Mauve mentally impaired public bath
  06/07/07
I'm doing this on the bar exam.
grizzly space
  06/07/07
TORTS ROBOT
navy geriatric native
  10/10/07
bump for any late finals
Internet-worthy boyish private investor
  12/13/07
...
Soul-stirring Flushed Fat Ankles Dragon
  12/19/07
help me, torts robot, you're my only hope.
Bright Trailer Park Bbw
  04/19/08
how does thread have so few posts, and how come i haven't po...
180 gaped wagecucks location
  04/19/08
this thread is 3 years old and still semi-relevant/most hist...
Odious market
  04/19/08
The Tortfeasor v3.2 helped me get biglaw! thank you tortfe...
Charcoal nursing home
  04/19/08
Don't worry, the dood probably got a B-.
azure meetinghouse
  05/08/08
http://www.megomuseum.com/teevee/images/robot.jpg Like th...
at-the-ready thirsty macaca
  05/08/08
...
obsidian painfully honest pocket flask deer antler
  07/08/08
...
jade tantric orchestra pit goyim
  10/26/08
Bump.
Lake adulterous step-uncle's house
  10/27/08





Date: December 8th, 2005 9:31 PM
Author: Spectacular range

at least i beat one person

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=315257&forum_id=2#4502572)





Date: December 8th, 2005 9:31 PM
Author: coiffed yarmulke place of business

Is that what he told you? It's called a "joke".

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=315257&forum_id=2#4502585)





Date: December 8th, 2005 9:32 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle stag film candlestick maker

He probably "didn't study at all" either.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=315257&forum_id=2#4502591)





Date: April 19th, 2008 8:48 PM
Author: Avocado chapel main people

cute. i drew airplanes on the bar (q sheet not a sheet) and passed. hope this guy did too.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=315257&forum_id=2#9652809)





Date: December 8th, 2005 9:32 PM
Author: Spectacular range

personally witnessed. he wrote stuff too but at one point was definitely drawing a robot thing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=315257&forum_id=2#4502592)





Date: December 8th, 2005 9:33 PM
Author: Ivory Plaza

honor code violation...you're fucked!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=315257&forum_id=2#4502600)





Date: December 8th, 2005 9:33 PM
Author: rough-skinned dilemma

Definitely would have been funnier if you hadn't mentioned the other words.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=315257&forum_id=2#4502602)





Date: December 8th, 2005 9:33 PM
Author: coiffed yarmulke place of business

Your school is such a rancid toilet you can look at what he's writing?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=315257&forum_id=2#4502615)





Date: December 8th, 2005 9:34 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle stag film candlestick maker

The fact that she's handwriting her exams does not bode well for her grades, especially in a typing race like Torts.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=315257&forum_id=2#4502628)





Date: December 8th, 2005 9:35 PM
Author: Spectacular range

i wasn't handwriting. they don't have separate rooms for handwriting and non handwriting for 1Ls for some reason.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=315257&forum_id=2#4502637)





Date: December 8th, 2005 9:35 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle stag film candlestick maker

They did last year...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=315257&forum_id=2#4502640)





Date: December 8th, 2005 9:37 PM
Author: Spectacular range

i have no idea why they didn't this year. all first years had torts together, regardless of prof, and you could choose one of four rooms.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=315257&forum_id=2#4502653)





Date: December 8th, 2005 9:38 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle stag film candlestick maker

Who did you have for Torts?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=315257&forum_id=2#4502670)





Date: December 8th, 2005 9:38 PM
Author: Spectacular range

mcmanis

robot-drawer had ellis, i think, though.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=315257&forum_id=2#4502679)





Date: December 15th, 2006 5:53 PM
Author: gay corn cake incel

that explains it, he had a "create your own illustrated tort scenario" question

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=315257&forum_id=2#7229476)





Date: December 9th, 2005 11:56 AM
Author: histrionic corner

Actually, I suspect people who handwrite exams get graded easier, because professors don't want to get accused of "discriminating" against those who can't type. Whatever. YOU'RE GONNA BE A FUCKIN' LAWYER! LEARN TO TYPE!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=315257&forum_id=2#4507825)





Date: December 9th, 2005 12:14 PM
Author: trip swollen trump supporter address

only chicks type - thats why men have secretaries

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=315257&forum_id=2#4507920)





Date: December 9th, 2005 12:18 PM
Author: histrionic corner

Welcome to the 21st century, Spezi.

Now quit pinching your secretary's ass.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=315257&forum_id=2#4507936)





Date: December 24th, 2005 3:01 AM
Author: anal orchid theater stage tattoo

Welcome to the 21st century. Being fat still sucks.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=315257&forum_id=2#4654046)





Date: August 30th, 2007 9:02 PM
Author: Irradiated jew theatre

this is still funny

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=315257&forum_id=2#8579742)





Date: April 19th, 2008 10:38 PM
Author: vigorous cheese-eating university patrolman

That's the Christmas spirit!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=315257&forum_id=2#9653221)





Date: December 8th, 2005 9:35 PM
Author: Spectacular range

it was kind of hard to miss. it was on a whole sheet of paper.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=315257&forum_id=2#4502630)





Date: December 8th, 2005 9:35 PM
Author: Spruce Arousing Whorehouse Mood

People are seldom seated close enough to read what other people write, but if someone's doing something odd like drawing it's going to be noticable to the people nearby even if they're sitting every other seat.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=315257&forum_id=2#4502635)





Date: December 8th, 2005 9:36 PM
Author: Spectacular range

i couldn't read the writing. this was jsut taking up a whole sheet of paper, pretty obvious.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=315257&forum_id=2#4502646)





Date: December 9th, 2005 11:56 AM
Author: histrionic corner

I actually think this person was brilliant. S/he definitely distracted at least one person from her own test.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=315257&forum_id=2#4507829)





Date: December 8th, 2005 9:32 PM
Author: chestnut godawful black woman alpha

I used the word mushed. I think I should get extra credit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=315257&forum_id=2#4502589)





Date: December 8th, 2005 9:35 PM
Author: dark point

that's awesome! that reminds me of my high school physics exam-taking days.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=315257&forum_id=2#4502639)





Date: December 8th, 2005 9:38 PM
Author: Lascivious Ladyboy

a friend of mine drew only a hand turkey (trace hand , add neck thing and beak like we did in 1st grade) on a advanced EE course final.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=315257&forum_id=2#4502681)





Date: December 8th, 2005 9:39 PM
Author: Abusive doctorate

dood, the correct answer was "robot"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=315257&forum_id=2#4502688)





Date: December 8th, 2005 9:43 PM
Author: Flesh Unholy Parlour

TITCR. If you didn't spot the "robot" issue, you are totally fucked.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=315257&forum_id=2#4502732)





Date: December 8th, 2005 9:45 PM
Author: Spectacular range

i'm totally f*cked :*(

sadness

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=315257&forum_id=2#4502767)





Date: December 8th, 2005 11:47 PM
Author: fragrant doobsian milk field

175.

This is arguably the model XOXO post.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=315257&forum_id=2#4504463)





Date: December 8th, 2005 11:54 PM
Author: Lime provocative piazza

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=315257&forum_id=2#4504544)





Date: June 7th, 2007 7:45 PM
Author: Elite insane spot

"If you didn't spot the "robot" issue, you are totally fucked"

This is without doubt my favorite post in XOXO history

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=315257&forum_id=2#8227438)





Date: June 7th, 2007 8:08 PM
Author: aphrodisiac yapping state pisswyrm

titty cream

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=315257&forum_id=2#8227563)





Date: April 19th, 2008 8:17 PM
Author: floppy stain

still underrated

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=315257&forum_id=2#9652731)





Date: December 8th, 2005 9:40 PM
Author: Dead french chef dog poop

At my public high school, we were required to take AP tests and I remember during my AP European History exam senior year once we were accepted to colleges people were drawing all sorts of shit on their exams. It was hilarious.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=315257&forum_id=2#4502701)





Date: December 8th, 2005 9:57 PM
Author: Spectacular range

i fell asleep during one of mine. i probably would have done better to draw on it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=315257&forum_id=2#4502956)





Date: December 8th, 2005 10:18 PM
Author: flirting tank

That's kind of stupid, because you can get college credit for those and take two classes a term for your whole senior year like I did.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=315257&forum_id=2#4503262)





Date: December 8th, 2005 10:19 PM
Author: brass razzle factory reset button

no kidding. i got 6 college credits out of my AP Euro exam.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=315257&forum_id=2#4503275)





Date: December 8th, 2005 10:20 PM
Author: Spectacular range

i got credits for all except the one where i fell asleep. of course, even if i'd stayed awake, i still wouldn't have gotten any credits.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=315257&forum_id=2#4503298)





Date: December 8th, 2005 11:48 PM
Author: fragrant doobsian milk field

I went to a TTT that refused to give credit for humanities AP/IB exams.

Which sucks, because I could (and did) get a 5 on the AP European History exam in my sleep. That test was the reward our school gave us for having to suffer through IB exams.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=315257&forum_id=2#4504483)





Date: December 24th, 2005 2:59 AM
Author: blue buck-toothed becky

That's becoming more common at good schools.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=315257&forum_id=2#4654027)





Date: December 15th, 2006 6:40 PM
Author: vibrant lemon cuckold

Dude, on my AP Language exam I didn't do any drawings, but just when crazy and made everything a methaphor about my friends.

"For example, my friend Drew Schneider has never had a date in his life. He's a complete loser! He sits around and looks at porn all day, jerking off and wondering why he can't get a woman. I think this is a similar situation to that described in the problem"

and

"Another friend, Mike Johnson, has an excessive gambling habit. I'm pretty certain there will be one of two outcomes: he will be extremely successful at blackjack and get uber-rich until he's surrounded by gorgeous women who use him for his money, until they leave him broke and broken. Otherwise, he'll gamble away alone at partypoker.com until he becomes a sad shell of a human being, with a negative net worth--thus left broke and broken. This too relates to the prompt..."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=315257&forum_id=2#7229749)





Date: December 8th, 2005 9:42 PM
Author: jet-lagged cream generalized bond

form blazing sword!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=315257&forum_id=2#4502721)





Date: June 7th, 2007 2:57 PM
Author: Mewling Menage Death Wish

Shit. How did I miss this the first couple of times I read this post?

Nice.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=315257&forum_id=2#8226292)





Date: December 8th, 2005 9:45 PM
Author: Maniacal hominid site

I hope that he was also explicit in telling the professor to eat shit. If you're going to draw a robot on your exam, you don't have much else to lose.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=315257&forum_id=2#4502755)





Date: December 8th, 2005 10:01 PM
Author: Disrespectful lettuce church

well, he lost on this one exam, but more importantly, he won at the game of life.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=315257&forum_id=2#4503015)





Date: December 8th, 2005 10:13 PM
Author: lavender concupiscible kitty

You hand wrote your exam?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=315257&forum_id=2#4503194)





Date: December 8th, 2005 10:14 PM
Author: Spectacular range

no way. i can type a lot faster than i can write. they didn't separate handwriters and laptop users for 1L exams this year.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=315257&forum_id=2#4503203)





Date: December 8th, 2005 10:16 PM
Author: lavender concupiscible kitty

Hm.

A fucking robot?

If he gets below 93 I'll be astonished.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=315257&forum_id=2#4503229)





Date: December 8th, 2005 10:16 PM
Author: Spectacular range

it was like a turtle-robot-shell thing with claws. i didn't want to stare at his exam for fear people would think i was cheating.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=315257&forum_id=2#4503242)





Date: December 8th, 2005 10:18 PM
Author: lavender concupiscible kitty

I'd bet money he grades on to journal.

That takes balls.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=315257&forum_id=2#4503255)





Date: December 8th, 2005 10:57 PM
Author: frisky motley temple

Sounds like Gamera to me.

http://www.ats-j.co.jp/l_img/gamera.jpg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=315257&forum_id=2#4503762)





Date: December 8th, 2005 10:58 PM
Author: Spectacular range

it did kinda resemble that actually.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=315257&forum_id=2#4503772)





Date: December 8th, 2005 11:03 PM
Author: Disrespectful lettuce church

was he a nerdy asian kid?

i picture a nerdy asian kid.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=315257&forum_id=2#4503822)





Date: December 8th, 2005 11:04 PM
Author: Spectacular range

no, not asian. not dorky looking either actually.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=315257&forum_id=2#4503835)





Date: December 8th, 2005 11:09 PM
Author: frisky motley temple

If it was Gamera, he is a fan of Mystery Science Theater or Godzilla or both. That's pretty damning.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=315257&forum_id=2#4503905)





Date: December 8th, 2005 10:19 PM
Author: flirting tank

I wish ExamSoft had a drawing feature.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=315257&forum_id=2#4503267)





Date: December 8th, 2005 10:30 PM
Author: lavender concupiscible kitty

God. That would be the hottest around.

I would draw zones of twighlight and emanating penumbras.

I could draw little pictures with Thomas, Rehnquist, O'Connor and Scalia playing tug of war with Stevens, Souter, Breyer and Ginsburg and Kennedy could be in the middle getting drawn and halved.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=315257&forum_id=2#4503446)





Date: December 24th, 2005 3:00 AM
Author: blue buck-toothed becky

And you could do representational stuff in torts.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=315257&forum_id=2#4654039)





Date: December 8th, 2005 10:24 PM
Author: hyperactive crusty feces house

i know who you are.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=315257&forum_id=2#4503359)





Date: December 8th, 2005 10:51 PM
Author: Spectacular range

do you go to wustl?

please don't out me.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=315257&forum_id=2#4503706)





Date: December 8th, 2005 11:36 PM
Author: hyperactive crusty feces house

i was kidding. but if the robot guy is on here he surely does

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=315257&forum_id=2#4504328)





Date: December 8th, 2005 11:58 PM
Author: costumed fishy double fault gaping

Amazingly, so do I.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=315257&forum_id=2#4504585)





Date: December 9th, 2005 1:36 PM
Author: Spectacular range

how?

don't out me please. you already tubgirled me again yesterday, that's enough, right?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=315257&forum_id=2#4508596)





Date: December 8th, 2005 10:25 PM
Author: frisky motley temple

egg goes to WUSTL?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=315257&forum_id=2#4503375)





Date: December 8th, 2005 10:52 PM
Author: Spectacular range

is egg the one that drew the artpad stuff a while back.

i got pwn3d playing on artpad in class one day.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=315257&forum_id=2#4503712)





Date: December 8th, 2005 10:55 PM
Author: frisky motley temple

yeah, he's the genius behind the Modern Museum of Robocop Art. Speaking of which, please click on this thread and allay my fears.

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=315323&mc=2&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=315257&forum_id=2#4503736)





Date: December 8th, 2005 11:30 PM
Author: soggy skinny woman weed whacker

that was a fucking hard test

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=315257&forum_id=2#4504243)





Date: December 9th, 2005 1:37 PM
Author: Spectacular range

i know. which prof do you have?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=315257&forum_id=2#4508601)





Date: December 9th, 2005 10:54 AM
Author: Lime provocative piazza

great thread.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=315257&forum_id=2#4507454)





Date: December 9th, 2005 10:55 AM
Author: lavender concupiscible kitty

Especially because it was started by Jakki, which is to say, it is probably actually true.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=315257&forum_id=2#4507464)





Date: December 9th, 2005 1:38 PM
Author: Spectacular range

i swear it's true that kid next to me drew a turtle-bot.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=315257&forum_id=2#4508606)





Date: December 9th, 2005 10:58 AM
Author: Startling Travel Guidebook

Evan-2001 outted!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=315257&forum_id=2#4507481)





Date: December 9th, 2005 11:07 AM
Author: Ebony territorial locus voyeur

it's the secret signal to summon him-- like a muted version of the bat-signal

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=315257&forum_id=2#4507512)





Date: December 9th, 2005 11:01 AM
Author: Multi-colored bearded knife



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=315257&forum_id=2#4507489)





Date: December 9th, 2005 11:12 AM
Author: cracking mischievous gaming laptop heaven

crayon or colored pencil?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=315257&forum_id=2#4507536)





Date: December 9th, 2005 11:59 AM
Author: histrionic corner

You know, I've heard that sometimes professors make their children grade tests using an issue checklist.

Just a thought.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=315257&forum_id=2#4507845)





Date: December 24th, 2005 3:08 AM
Author: Insanely Creepy Station

HAHAHAHA i wouldn't be surprised.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=315257&forum_id=2#4654117)





Date: December 13th, 2005 5:55 PM
Author: coiffed yarmulke place of business

LAC?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=315257&forum_id=2#4550489)





Date: December 9th, 2005 11:09 AM
Author: Ebony territorial locus voyeur

a picture is worth a thousand words; he'll get the best grade in the class.

(a robot represents a virtual revolution in tort law-- synthesis between strict product liability/manufacturing defects, and personal injury negligence)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=315257&forum_id=2#4507526)





Date: December 9th, 2005 11:14 AM
Author: lavender concupiscible kitty

Plus the kid goes to WUSTL. Half the kids probably TRIED to draw a robot on their exam and FAILED.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=315257&forum_id=2#4507552)





Date: December 9th, 2005 11:15 AM
Author: Lime provocative piazza

lol



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=315257&forum_id=2#4507558)





Date: December 9th, 2005 12:13 PM
Author: Exhilarant really tough guy pit

178

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=315257&forum_id=2#4507913)





Date: December 9th, 2005 1:43 PM
Author: comical institution liquid oxygen

very good

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=315257&forum_id=2#4508644)





Date: December 9th, 2005 1:43 PM
Author: lavender concupiscible kitty

For you fulano, I try.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=315257&forum_id=2#4508649)





Date: December 9th, 2005 12:23 PM
Author: supple giraffe hospital

looks like WUSTL starts early in helping their law students train for alternative careers such as free-lance artwork

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=315257&forum_id=2#4507964)





Date: December 9th, 2005 12:27 PM
Author: lavender concupiscible kitty

Doesn't someone draw a turtle in that old infomercial about how if you like to draw you could make it a career. Maybe for some fly by night art institute. Do you like to draw, sketch or even just doodle? Well you could be a professional artist!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=315257&forum_id=2#4507997)





Date: December 9th, 2005 12:32 PM
Author: lavender concupiscible kitty

http://www.artists-ais.com/free/index.php

A turtle in a fucking hat none the less!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=315257&forum_id=2#4508048)





Date: December 9th, 2005 12:28 PM
Author: Slap-happy base

Woulda been better if in the middle of the exam he did this:

http://www.cafepress.com/ethrift.11397472

and then walked out. always wanted to try it myself

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=315257&forum_id=2#4508009)





Date: December 9th, 2005 12:30 PM
Author: Marvelous Light Principal's Office

I, for one, wholeheartedly approve.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=315257&forum_id=2#4508031)





Date: December 9th, 2005 12:31 PM
Author: up-to-no-good mind-boggling ratface

cool!

i knew a kid in 10th grade who, when we were taking the state standardized tests, slept through every section and awoke at the very end to randomly bubble a couple of answers. my opinion of high-stakes testing was forever changed.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=315257&forum_id=2#4508044)





Date: December 9th, 2005 4:25 PM
Author: Spectacular range

i'm going to try to sit near him in property and see if he does it again

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=315257&forum_id=2#4510269)





Date: December 9th, 2005 4:26 PM
Author: Lime provocative piazza

awesome -- keep us posted

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=315257&forum_id=2#4510280)





Date: December 13th, 2005 5:25 PM
Author: Lime provocative piazza

bump

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=315257&forum_id=2#4550231)





Date: December 13th, 2005 5:31 PM
Author: Spectacular range

unfortunately i did not see him property exam and i do not know if he drew another robot.

i will try to sit near him in K though.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=315257&forum_id=2#4550275)





Date: December 13th, 2005 5:43 PM
Author: dark point

Perhaps he dropped out. The torts robot must have been piece de resistance

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=315257&forum_id=2#4550368)





Date: December 13th, 2005 5:25 PM
Author: Tan beta water buffalo

Great thread.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=315257&forum_id=2#4550238)





Date: December 13th, 2005 5:33 PM
Author: azure meetinghouse

Agreed. I'd love to meet this guy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=315257&forum_id=2#4550289)





Date: December 21st, 2005 12:52 PM
Author: Laughsome bistre stage

Bump for last minute exam takers. The correct answer to today's final is http://www.richardsantos.com/pen%20and%20ink%20art/robot.jpg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=315257&forum_id=2#4629628)





Date: December 24th, 2005 3:06 AM
Author: anal orchid theater stage tattoo

Dood, that is an A+ answer

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=315257&forum_id=2#4654100)





Date: January 25th, 2006 7:59 PM
Author: Spectacular range



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=315257&forum_id=2#4907657)





Date: March 15th, 2006 7:06 PM
Author: wild ruby old irish cottage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=315257&forum_id=2#5344784)





Date: January 25th, 2006 8:11 PM
Author: Laughsome bistre stage

Now that all exams have been turned in, I will reveal the exemplars and not-so exemplars.

A pitiful attempt at robot drawing still earned this student a B+ http://www.lahosken.san-francisco.ca.us/departures/japan1/notebook_umibouzu.jpg

An A- for naming it LegalLad http://www.yssem.com/words/llc/covers_forward/mattman.jpg

An A: http://analogik.com/_images/pic_analogik_proto_big.jpg

An A+: http://www.lmmz.net/pics/drawings/sketch_chained_robot.jpg



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=315257&forum_id=2#4907745)





Date: March 15th, 2006 3:05 PM
Author: wild ruby old irish cottage

baff

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=315257&forum_id=2#5343175)





Date: March 15th, 2006 3:38 PM
Author: Spectacular range

yay for my thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=315257&forum_id=2#5343397)





Date: March 15th, 2006 9:37 PM
Author: wild ruby old irish cottage

Do you know what he got on the exam?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=315257&forum_id=2#5345862)





Date: March 15th, 2006 10:50 PM
Author: Spectacular range

no idea. he's still in my school though so he didnt drop out.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=315257&forum_id=2#5346457)





Date: March 15th, 2006 7:07 PM
Author: Effete Crystalline Forum

that's the guy getting the A+

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=315257&forum_id=2#5344788)





Date: March 15th, 2006 10:07 PM
Author: Internet-worthy boyish private investor

This thread is classic. We need a hall of fame to put threads like these.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=315257&forum_id=2#5346123)





Date: July 21st, 2006 3:19 PM
Author: impertinent wonderful property

Agreed. In my boredom, I may make an official hall of fame thread for such links.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=315257&forum_id=2#6267707)





Date: April 27th, 2006 6:34 PM
Author: Pontificating titillating roommate

FINALS BUMP!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=315257&forum_id=2#5666379)





Date: April 27th, 2006 6:35 PM
Author: Spectacular range

lol yay. good call. nothing this good happened today though :(

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=315257&forum_id=2#5666389)





Date: July 7th, 2006 4:25 PM
Author: Sooty passionate friendly grandma

Nostalgia bump.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=315257&forum_id=2#6159858)





Date: July 21st, 2006 3:14 PM
Author: Glassy brunch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=315257&forum_id=2#6267659)





Date: July 21st, 2006 3:19 PM
Author: massive pearly theater

Ah, an xoxo classic.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=315257&forum_id=2#6267697)





Date: August 1st, 2006 6:33 PM
Author: azure meetinghouse

This is seriously one of the best threads ever. I think of it often.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=315257&forum_id=2#6355766)





Date: August 1st, 2006 6:36 PM
Author: wine lodge jap

Maybe he's fucking the prof and they had an agreement to beat anonymous grading by giving an A+ to the test with a huge robot on it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=315257&forum_id=2#6355780)





Date: August 1st, 2006 6:37 PM
Author: azure meetinghouse

Wow. That's never been thought of.

Search "torts robot"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=315257&forum_id=2#6355783)





Date: October 29th, 2006 9:47 PM
Author: crawly topaz affirmative action



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=315257&forum_id=2#6883199)





Date: November 20th, 2006 1:22 PM
Author: indigo hairraiser turdskin preventive strike

bump because finals are coming

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=315257&forum_id=2#7033461)





Date: December 15th, 2006 5:47 PM
Author: Cobalt Filthy Immigrant
Subject: are you sure it wasn't judge posner

because drawing a picture of judge posner will pretty much guarantee you an "A" on most law school exams.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=315257&forum_id=2#7229440)





Date: December 19th, 2006 10:02 AM
Author: Iridescent hissy fit cuckoldry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=315257&forum_id=2#7256953)





Date: December 19th, 2006 9:11 PM
Author: Opaque demanding potus center

(I)ssue

(R)obot

(A)nalysis

(C)onclusion

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=315257&forum_id=2#7261170)





Date: February 17th, 2007 2:58 AM
Author: Cordovan nudist personal credit line

seriously underrated post

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=315257&forum_id=2#7618495)





Date: December 13th, 2007 12:29 AM
Author: stimulating disgusting laser beams toilet seat

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=315257&forum_id=2#9019180)





Date: October 26th, 2008 2:12 PM
Author: Cerise Puppy

2 years later, still good for teh lulz

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=315257&forum_id=2#10298599)





Date: December 19th, 2006 9:20 PM
Author: jet haunting antidepressant drug shitlib

as previously hinted, this omnitooled, open-and-shut carpenter, was, after all, no mere machine of an automaton. If he did not have a common soul in him, he had a subtle something that somehow anomalously did its duty.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=315257&forum_id=2#7261237)





Date: April 19th, 2008 10:43 PM
Author: vigorous cheese-eating university patrolman

One of the few great schticks of xo.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=315257&forum_id=2#9653239)





Date: January 9th, 2007 5:09 PM
Author: Sick library karate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=315257&forum_id=2#7383850)





Date: January 9th, 2007 5:09 PM
Author: appetizing hall national security agency

I miss jakki!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=315257&forum_id=2#7383857)





Date: February 17th, 2007 2:57 AM
Author: Cordovan nudist personal credit line

Chicago musical bump

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=315257&forum_id=2#7618493)





Date: April 6th, 2007 10:26 AM
Author: grizzly space

bump

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=315257&forum_id=2#7883858)





Date: May 3rd, 2007 3:03 PM
Author: angry sickened senate marketing idea

bump for Anthony's reputation

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=315257&forum_id=2#8055012)





Date: May 3rd, 2007 3:11 PM
Author: apoplectic blood rage

ty, keep up the good work

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=315257&forum_id=2#8055043)





Date: June 7th, 2007 1:54 PM
Author: aphrodisiac yapping state pisswyrm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=315257&forum_id=2#8226015)





Date: June 7th, 2007 2:00 PM
Author: adventurous sexy parlor

ty - I missed this one. Completely unrelated to robots, but I was chastised by my boss once for doodling myself into a metal band during an all day conference. Funny thing is, her boss had just complimented me on my doodling prowess.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=315257&forum_id=2#8226059)





Date: June 7th, 2007 2:19 PM
Author: Sienna Self-centered Trust Fund Fortuitous Meteor

Torts robot will never be beat on this board. Turns out this was the turning point where this board went down hill. Nothing else could live up to this post.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=315257&forum_id=2#8226129)





Date: June 7th, 2007 8:01 PM
Author: Mauve mentally impaired public bath

Peak xoxo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=315257&forum_id=2#8227520)





Date: June 7th, 2007 2:58 PM
Author: grizzly space

I'm doing this on the bar exam.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=315257&forum_id=2#8226295)





Date: October 10th, 2007 10:42 PM
Author: navy geriatric native

TORTS ROBOT

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=315257&forum_id=2#8753168)





Date: December 13th, 2007 12:15 AM
Author: Internet-worthy boyish private investor

bump for any late finals

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=315257&forum_id=2#9019125)





Date: December 19th, 2007 2:48 AM
Author: Soul-stirring Flushed Fat Ankles Dragon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=315257&forum_id=2#9049102)





Date: April 19th, 2008 6:17 PM
Author: Bright Trailer Park Bbw

help me, torts robot, you're my only hope.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=315257&forum_id=2#9652271)





Date: April 19th, 2008 6:19 PM
Author: 180 gaped wagecucks location

how does thread have so few posts, and how come i haven't posted in it yet?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=315257&forum_id=2#9652276)





Date: April 19th, 2008 8:31 PM
Author: Odious market

this thread is 3 years old and still semi-relevant/most historic posts in XO history

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=315257&forum_id=2#9652776)





Date: April 19th, 2008 9:21 PM
Author: Charcoal nursing home

The Tortfeasor v3.2 helped me get biglaw! thank you tortfeasor!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=315257&forum_id=2#9652935)





Date: May 8th, 2008 6:13 PM
Author: azure meetinghouse

Don't worry, the dood probably got a B-.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=315257&forum_id=2#9756284)





Date: May 8th, 2008 8:34 PM
Author: at-the-ready thirsty macaca

http://www.megomuseum.com/teevee/images/robot.jpg

Like this?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=315257&forum_id=2#9756872)





Date: July 8th, 2008 1:57 PM
Author: obsidian painfully honest pocket flask deer antler



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=315257&forum_id=2#9954560)





Date: October 26th, 2008 2:09 PM
Author: jade tantric orchestra pit goyim



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=315257&forum_id=2#10298594)





Date: October 27th, 2008 12:01 PM
Author: Lake adulterous step-uncle's house

Bump.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=315257&forum_id=2#10301296)