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*"the Boxer" playing as lawyer breaks down depressed, crying during doc review*

*wondering how he fucked up so impossibly bad* *it's 11PM...
comical yapping brunch dragon
  03/17/16
"Do I report my *sniffle* hours truthfully or do I...&q...
Multi-colored temple
  03/17/16
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drab boltzmann
  03/17/16
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cerise pit
  03/17/16
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Multi-colored temple
  03/17/16
I am just a lit major though my story's often told, I have ...
Cruel-hearted weed whacker partner
  04/11/16
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Appetizing lodge dysfunction
  04/11/16
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silver base party of the first part
  04/11/16
*poasts with tears in his eyes*
Cruel-hearted weed whacker partner
  12/06/18
TIME TIME TIME SEE WHAT'S BECOME OF ME
stimulating piazza
  12/06/18


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Date: March 17th, 2016 5:06 PM
Author: comical yapping brunch dragon

*wondering how he fucked up so impossibly bad*

*it's 11PM*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3168301&forum_id=2#30080861)



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Date: March 17th, 2016 5:07 PM
Author: Multi-colored temple

"Do I report my *sniffle* hours truthfully or do I..."

LIE LA LIE LIE LIE LA LIE LIE LIE LIE LIE LIE

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3168301&forum_id=2#30080882)



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Date: March 17th, 2016 5:07 PM
Author: drab boltzmann



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3168301&forum_id=2#30080885)



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Date: March 17th, 2016 5:10 PM
Author: cerise pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3168301&forum_id=2#30080908)



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Date: March 17th, 2016 5:16 PM
Author: Multi-colored temple



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3168301&forum_id=2#30080956)



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Date: April 11th, 2016 4:20 AM
Author: Cruel-hearted weed whacker partner

I am just a lit major though my story's often told,

I have squandered my allowance,

for a pocketful of JD's and 160K,

All lies and jest,

Still a man hears

What he wants to hear but disregards the rest

mm mm mm mm mm mmm mmmm mmmm mmmm

When I left my undergraduate,

I was no more than a boy

In the company of scholars

In the quiet of the library studying scared

Laying low

Seeking out the higher quartile

Where the biglaw gunners go

Looking for the places only they would know

Lie lie lie

Lie lie lie lie lie lie lie

lie lie lie

lie lie lie lie lie lie lie lala lie lie lie

Asking only market in wages

I come looking for a job

But i get no offers

Just a comeon from the whores on the tinder app

I do declare

There were times when I was so lonesome

I took some comfort there

lie lie lie... lie lie lie mmm mmmm mmm

As the hours are rolling by me

They are billing evenly

I am older than I once was

Younger than I'll be that's not unusual

Nor is it strange

After changes the brief is more or less the same

After changes the brief is more or less the same

LIE LIE LIE

LIE LIE LIE LIE LIE LIE LIE

LIE LIE LIE

LIE LIE LIE LIE LIE LIE LIE

LALA LIE LIE LIE

Then I'm laying out my collared shirt

And wishing I was gone

Going home

Where the partners in the firm aren't bleeding me

leading me

to killing me

In the cubicle stands a lawyer

And a writer by his trade

And he carries the reminder

Of every debt that laid him down

And cut him, in his anger and his shame

I am leaving, I am leaving but the lawyer remains



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3168301&forum_id=2#30246850)



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Date: April 11th, 2016 8:13 AM
Author: Appetizing lodge dysfunction



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3168301&forum_id=2#30247078)



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Date: April 11th, 2016 9:49 AM
Author: silver base party of the first part



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3168301&forum_id=2#30247357)



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Date: December 6th, 2018 1:35 AM
Author: Cruel-hearted weed whacker partner

*poasts with tears in his eyes*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3168301&forum_id=2#37358814)



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Date: December 6th, 2018 2:21 AM
Author: stimulating piazza

TIME TIME TIME

SEE WHAT'S BECOME OF ME

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3168301&forum_id=2#37358902)