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*"the Boxer" playing as lawyer breaks down depressed, crying during doc review*

*wondering how he fucked up so impossibly bad* *it's 11PM...
Irradiated psychic feces
  03/17/16
"Do I report my *sniffle* hours truthfully or do I...&q...
Jet forum
  03/17/16
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Fuchsia Know-it-all Gaping Cuckoldry
  03/17/16
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Fiercely-loyal Contagious Roommate
  03/17/16
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Jet forum
  03/17/16
I am just a lit major though my story's often told, I have ...
deranged khaki new version center
  04/11/16
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Puce Preventive Strike
  04/11/16
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galvanic abnormal filthpig
  04/11/16
*poasts with tears in his eyes*
deranged khaki new version center
  12/06/18
TIME TIME TIME SEE WHAT'S BECOME OF ME
Floppy violent library
  12/06/18


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Date: March 17th, 2016 5:06 PM
Author: Irradiated psychic feces

*wondering how he fucked up so impossibly bad*

*it's 11PM*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3168301&forum_id=2#30080861)



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Date: March 17th, 2016 5:07 PM
Author: Jet forum

"Do I report my *sniffle* hours truthfully or do I..."

LIE LA LIE LIE LIE LA LIE LIE LIE LIE LIE LIE

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3168301&forum_id=2#30080882)



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Date: March 17th, 2016 5:07 PM
Author: Fuchsia Know-it-all Gaping Cuckoldry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3168301&forum_id=2#30080885)



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Date: March 17th, 2016 5:10 PM
Author: Fiercely-loyal Contagious Roommate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3168301&forum_id=2#30080908)



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Date: March 17th, 2016 5:16 PM
Author: Jet forum



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3168301&forum_id=2#30080956)



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Date: April 11th, 2016 4:20 AM
Author: deranged khaki new version center

I am just a lit major though my story's often told,

I have squandered my allowance,

for a pocketful of JD's and 160K,

All lies and jest,

Still a man hears

What he wants to hear but disregards the rest

mm mm mm mm mm mmm mmmm mmmm mmmm

When I left my undergraduate,

I was no more than a boy

In the company of scholars

In the quiet of the library studying scared

Laying low

Seeking out the higher quartile

Where the biglaw gunners go

Looking for the places only they would know

Lie lie lie

Lie lie lie lie lie lie lie

lie lie lie

lie lie lie lie lie lie lie lala lie lie lie

Asking only market in wages

I come looking for a job

But i get no offers

Just a comeon from the whores on the tinder app

I do declare

There were times when I was so lonesome

I took some comfort there

lie lie lie... lie lie lie mmm mmmm mmm

As the hours are rolling by me

They are billing evenly

I am older than I once was

Younger than I'll be that's not unusual

Nor is it strange

After changes the brief is more or less the same

After changes the brief is more or less the same

LIE LIE LIE

LIE LIE LIE LIE LIE LIE LIE

LIE LIE LIE

LIE LIE LIE LIE LIE LIE LIE

LALA LIE LIE LIE

Then I'm laying out my collared shirt

And wishing I was gone

Going home

Where the partners in the firm aren't bleeding me

leading me

to killing me

In the cubicle stands a lawyer

And a writer by his trade

And he carries the reminder

Of every debt that laid him down

And cut him, in his anger and his shame

I am leaving, I am leaving but the lawyer remains



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3168301&forum_id=2#30246850)



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Date: April 11th, 2016 8:13 AM
Author: Puce Preventive Strike



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3168301&forum_id=2#30247078)



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Date: April 11th, 2016 9:49 AM
Author: galvanic abnormal filthpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3168301&forum_id=2#30247357)



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Date: December 6th, 2018 1:35 AM
Author: deranged khaki new version center

*poasts with tears in his eyes*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3168301&forum_id=2#37358814)



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Date: December 6th, 2018 2:21 AM
Author: Floppy violent library

TIME TIME TIME

SEE WHAT'S BECOME OF ME

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3168301&forum_id=2#37358902)