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Borderline catfishing a girl but I'm really falling in love. Need advice

I made a fake tinder account with a picture of a great looki...
Heady crystalline antidepressant drug
  07/16/16
get in touch with the guy whose photos you used, explain the...
Translucent multi-colored personal credit line abode
  07/16/16
You are a genius
cordovan milk
  07/16/16
hopefully flame.
Flickering Mexican
  07/16/16
What would you do? You seem like the king of online dating a...
Heady crystalline antidepressant drug
  07/16/16
Why would you set up a fake profile. I used dating apps for ...
Flickering Mexican
  07/16/16
I'm the guy on the phone though. I'm the guy who set up the ...
Heady crystalline antidepressant drug
  07/16/16
Reeled me in again johnsy
Flickering Mexican
  07/16/16
lol
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cordovan milk
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FUCKING ONE HUNDRED AND EIGHTY
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cordovan milk
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vibrant soggy new version
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first of all, ty Johnsmeyer second of all, she's falling ...
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sienna puppy yarmulke
  07/16/16
did this one time to a girl in a wheelchair and pretended i ...
Indigo violent national security agency
  07/16/16
Uh... flame?
histrionic sneaky criminal
  07/16/16
no this was one of my first loves in college. she legit had ...
Indigo violent national security agency
  07/16/16
This flame by Johnsmeyer isn't as inspired as the rich kid c...
Swashbuckling spot travel guidebook
  07/16/16
going to the well too often after the terrific "6-year-...
drab legal warrant pit
  07/16/16
Wtf please link
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Beady-eyed Ocher Private Investor Space
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vibrant soggy new version
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http://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3274752&mc=1&a...
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180 khaki striped hyena weed whacker
  07/16/16
how do you guys always know who it is. i get fooled every ti...
Indigo violent national security agency
  07/16/16
...
vibrant soggy new version
  07/16/16
oh. ok
Indigo violent national security agency
  07/16/16
Frequent references to height and recent board topics (e.g.,...
drab legal warrant pit
  07/16/16
Also theres always a throwaway line halfway down the post th...
Concupiscible Light Nibblets
  07/16/16
also "I can't look like him by August" when they p...
sienna puppy yarmulke
  07/16/16
ty
Concupiscible Light Nibblets
  07/16/16
lmao.
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Pale Mewling Lettuce
  09/21/16
he's only "borderline" cat fishing her, but "...
Pale Mewling Lettuce
  09/21/16
link?
stubborn set
  07/16/16
Borderline?
high-end cuckoldry
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Flushed Disgusting Hospital Goyim
  07/16/16
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Heady crystalline antidepressant drug
  07/16/16
LJL this is so sad yet I sympathize with the pain of having ...
chrome base
  07/16/16
Certified female poster here. Walk away.
purple shrine hunting ground
  07/16/16
Go for it
cordovan milk
  07/24/16
Twist: Chick on the other side is also catfishing you. The p...
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chartreuse infuriating mad-dog skullcap crackhouse
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cordovan milk
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Does Dutchess know?
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cordovan milk
  07/21/18
(extraordinarily unhinged person)
Orange underhanded mother
  07/21/18
this remains one of my favorite Juansmayor threads
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Heady crystalline antidepressant drug
  01/12/20
Bumping this classic Johnsmeyer thread for his 180 tweet
cordovan milk
  12/20/21
Lmao
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Date: July 16th, 2016 10:46 AM
Author: Heady crystalline antidepressant drug

I made a fake tinder account with a picture of a great looking guy. I did my homework before hand and bought a burner phone and made sure I had thousands of pictures of the guy for texting purposes.

I made him perfect. 6'4, handsome, former athlete now I Banker with an inheritance.

I matched with this gorgeous 180 chick who is funny, great job and a complete subjective 10. Weve been texting for a month and talking on the phone. We exchange pictures and talk for hours. I used the excuse that I can't meet up until August because I'm away in Europe but I want to come back before she goes back to college and meet up. She's a Sr and we're planning on getting married.

I'm an idiot because I'm nothing that this guy is. I'm fat, bald, 26 yet look 50 thanks to my shitty weight genetics. George Constanza looks like George Clooney compared to me. I'm a lawyer in a quarter million debt working for a NYC shyster making $40k a year. I'm short and legitimately ugly.

Should I even meet this girl? I set the meet up date so far out because I figured I would work on self improvement and be like that guy but I can't look like him by August. Should I meet up with her and tell her the truth but convince her that I *am* that guy who talked to her on the phone for all those hours.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3287865&forum_id=2#30943611)



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Date: July 16th, 2016 10:47 AM
Author: Translucent multi-colored personal credit line abode

get in touch with the guy whose photos you used, explain the situation, offer him the girl for $5,000. if he takes it, great. if not, walk away from the whole thing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3287865&forum_id=2#30943615)



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Date: July 16th, 2016 1:21 PM
Author: cordovan milk

You are a genius

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3287865&forum_id=2#30944506)



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Date: July 16th, 2016 10:48 AM
Author: Flickering Mexican

hopefully flame.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3287865&forum_id=2#30943618)



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Date: July 16th, 2016 10:50 AM
Author: Heady crystalline antidepressant drug

What would you do? You seem like the king of online dating apps. I'm really interested in this girl and it kills me everyday that I wake up to her texts. I'm stressed as fuck and forgoing actual opportunities because I want to make this work. She also claims to have dated tinder bc she wants me.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3287865&forum_id=2#30943630)



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Date: July 16th, 2016 10:55 AM
Author: Flickering Mexican

Why would you set up a fake profile. I used dating apps for short term PnD situations where you meet the girl that day or within 1-2. I don't see how you think this will end well for you. If you meet up it's going to be a disaster because you're not the guy in your pictures and have been wasting her time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3287865&forum_id=2#30943645)



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Date: July 16th, 2016 10:59 AM
Author: Heady crystalline antidepressant drug

I'm the guy on the phone though. I'm the guy who set up the profile, sent her flowers, sent her sweet comments all day, got her over her ex, got her to cancel her tinder subscription. I know to dufus looking guys like you, it's about family money. But some girls care about personality. There are tons of good looking guys on tinder but I won this girl over with my sweetness. They didn't and that's why I think this can work. I'm worried about my appearance though.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3287865&forum_id=2#30943665)



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Date: July 16th, 2016 11:05 AM
Author: Flickering Mexican

Reeled me in again johnsy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3287865&forum_id=2#30943688)



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Date: July 16th, 2016 11:06 AM
Author: 180 khaki striped hyena weed whacker

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3287865&forum_id=2#30943691)



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Date: July 16th, 2016 11:26 AM
Author: drunken french chef trump supporter



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3287865&forum_id=2#30943827)



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Date: July 16th, 2016 11:56 AM
Author: titillating range



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3287865&forum_id=2#30944020)



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Date: July 16th, 2016 11:58 AM
Author: Charismatic Rough-skinned Pistol



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3287865&forum_id=2#30944031)



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Date: July 16th, 2016 12:02 PM
Author: Smoky Nowag Locus



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3287865&forum_id=2#30944055)



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Date: July 16th, 2016 12:04 PM
Author: carmine federal therapy goal in life



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3287865&forum_id=2#30944065)



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Date: August 20th, 2016 8:26 AM
Author: cordovan milk



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3287865&forum_id=2#31227979)



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Date: September 21st, 2016 8:17 AM
Author: Cracking stead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3287865&forum_id=2#31457712)



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Date: October 24th, 2017 7:11 AM
Author: cordovan milk



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3287865&forum_id=2#34515809)



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Date: January 3rd, 2020 11:01 PM
Author: cordovan milk



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3287865&forum_id=2#39374470)



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Date: September 21st, 2016 6:29 AM
Author: chartreuse infuriating mad-dog skullcap crackhouse

FUCKING ONE HUNDRED AND EIGHTY

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3287865&forum_id=2#31457536)



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Date: June 23rd, 2017 2:09 PM
Author: cordovan milk



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3287865&forum_id=2#33625757)



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Date: July 16th, 2016 10:48 AM
Author: vibrant soggy new version



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3287865&forum_id=2#30943624)



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Date: July 16th, 2016 10:53 AM
Author: Concupiscible Light Nibblets

first of all, ty Johnsmeyer

second of all, she's falling in love too and she's going to look past your looks. Meet up asap.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3287865&forum_id=2#30943640)



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Date: July 16th, 2016 11:08 AM
Author: sienna puppy yarmulke



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3287865&forum_id=2#30943697)



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Date: July 16th, 2016 10:56 AM
Author: Indigo violent national security agency

did this one time to a girl in a wheelchair and pretended i was in a wheelchair. she was really hot and i legit fell in love and she was in love with me. when i told her i wasn't actually handicapped she took it really well because i told her how i felt and she thought it would make our love easier with one person who could drive and run errands etc. after a while she revealed her leg paralysis wasn't from a car accident as she'd previously claimed but from a disease that affects her nervous system and would eventually spread to her vital organs. we spent our last weeks together in the hospital as she slowly lost consciousness. i was never able to properly say goodbye

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3287865&forum_id=2#30943652)



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Date: July 16th, 2016 11:06 AM
Author: histrionic sneaky criminal

Uh... flame?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3287865&forum_id=2#30943690)



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Date: July 16th, 2016 11:07 AM
Author: Indigo violent national security agency

no this was one of my first loves in college. she legit had a car with a joystick

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3287865&forum_id=2#30943695)



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Date: July 16th, 2016 10:57 AM
Author: Swashbuckling spot travel guidebook

This flame by Johnsmeyer isn't as inspired as the rich kid complaining his parents didn't give him enough flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3287865&forum_id=2#30943656)



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Date: July 16th, 2016 10:58 AM
Author: drab legal warrant pit

going to the well too often after the terrific "6-year-old nephew as cell phone background" flame.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3287865&forum_id=2#30943661)



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Date: August 20th, 2016 9:40 AM
Author: Godawful forum queen of the night

Wtf please link

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3287865&forum_id=2#31228144)



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Date: September 21st, 2016 8:39 AM
Author: Beady-eyed Ocher Private Investor Space



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3287865&forum_id=2#31457772)



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Date: July 16th, 2016 10:59 AM
Author: vibrant soggy new version



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3287865&forum_id=2#30943663)



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Date: July 24th, 2016 8:46 AM
Author: Canary razzle-dazzle institution

http://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3274752&mc=1&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3287865&forum_id=2#31014461)



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Date: July 16th, 2016 11:00 AM
Author: 180 khaki striped hyena weed whacker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3287865&forum_id=2#30943670)



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Date: July 16th, 2016 11:02 AM
Author: Indigo violent national security agency

how do you guys always know who it is. i get fooled every time

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3287865&forum_id=2#30943677)



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Date: July 16th, 2016 11:04 AM
Author: vibrant soggy new version



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3287865&forum_id=2#30943685)



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Date: July 16th, 2016 11:05 AM
Author: Indigo violent national security agency

oh. ok

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3287865&forum_id=2#30943687)



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Date: July 16th, 2016 11:13 AM
Author: drab legal warrant pit

Frequent references to height and recent board topics (e.g., inheritance) are two clues.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3287865&forum_id=2#30943736)



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Date: July 16th, 2016 11:16 AM
Author: Concupiscible Light Nibblets

Also theres always a throwaway line halfway down the post that makes you LOL when re-reading. For the Staten Island Brunch it was the dad bods, mmmm mmm mmmmm. Here, it's the "We're planning on getting married"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3287865&forum_id=2#30943758)



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Date: July 16th, 2016 12:55 PM
Author: sienna puppy yarmulke

also "I can't look like him by August" when they presumably have different heights. implication being he could become taller if he only had more time

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3287865&forum_id=2#30944337)



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Date: July 16th, 2016 1:05 PM
Author: Concupiscible Light Nibblets

ty

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3287865&forum_id=2#30944405)



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Date: July 24th, 2016 8:47 AM
Author: Canary razzle-dazzle institution

lmao.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3287865&forum_id=2#31014462)



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Date: September 21st, 2016 8:10 AM
Author: Pale Mewling Lettuce



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3287865&forum_id=2#31457693)



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Date: September 21st, 2016 8:26 AM
Author: Pale Mewling Lettuce

he's only "borderline" cat fishing her, but "did [his] homework" so he has burner phones and "thousands of pictures of the guy for texting purposes"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3287865&forum_id=2#31457734)



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Date: July 16th, 2016 12:11 PM
Author: stubborn set

link?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3287865&forum_id=2#30944108)



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Date: July 16th, 2016 11:01 AM
Author: high-end cuckoldry

Borderline?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3287865&forum_id=2#30943673)



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Date: July 16th, 2016 11:04 AM
Author: Flushed Disgusting Hospital Goyim



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3287865&forum_id=2#30943683)



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Date: July 16th, 2016 11:10 AM
Author: Heady crystalline antidepressant drug



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3287865&forum_id=2#30943713)



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Date: July 16th, 2016 1:20 PM
Author: chrome base

LJL this is so sad yet I sympathize with the pain of having this hot young 10 text you and tell you she wants you yet it's not really you she wants. Very painful bro - but psychologically you get to pretend just a little that it's you she wants and you get to feel for just a few moments how the life of CHAD would be.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3287865&forum_id=2#30944502)



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Date: July 16th, 2016 1:24 PM
Author: purple shrine hunting ground

Certified female poster here. Walk away.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3287865&forum_id=2#30944532)



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Date: July 24th, 2016 6:29 AM
Author: cordovan milk

Go for it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3287865&forum_id=2#31014332)



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Date: July 24th, 2016 8:51 AM
Author: sapphire tripping house

Twist: Chick on the other side is also catfishing you. The plus side is that it's a 5'6" tranny with a cock the size of a spray can. Just lean in and meet up with her.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3287865&forum_id=2#31014472)



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Date: September 21st, 2016 6:31 AM
Author: chartreuse infuriating mad-dog skullcap crackhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3287865&forum_id=2#31457538)



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Date: September 21st, 2016 6:24 AM
Author: cordovan milk



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3287865&forum_id=2#31457533)



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Date: September 21st, 2016 8:15 AM
Author: Jade razzmatazz marketing idea

Does Dutchess know?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3287865&forum_id=2#31457707)



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Date: July 21st, 2018 4:31 PM
Author: cordovan milk



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3287865&forum_id=2#36471827)



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Date: July 21st, 2018 4:53 PM
Author: Orange underhanded mother

(extraordinarily unhinged person)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3287865&forum_id=2#36471918)



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Date: September 14th, 2018 9:10 PM
Author: Concupiscible Light Nibblets

this remains one of my favorite Juansmayor threads

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3287865&forum_id=2#36810936)



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Date: January 5th, 2019 11:16 AM
Author: Concupiscible Light Nibblets



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3287865&forum_id=2#37531969)



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Date: January 3rd, 2020 11:05 PM
Author: Flushed Disgusting Hospital Goyim



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3287865&forum_id=2#39374481)



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Date: January 12th, 2020 4:46 PM
Author: Heady crystalline antidepressant drug



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3287865&forum_id=2#39419697)



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Date: December 20th, 2021 5:00 PM
Author: cordovan milk

Bumping this classic Johnsmeyer thread for his 180 tweet

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3287865&forum_id=2#43645176)



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Date: December 20th, 2021 5:01 PM
Author: Heady crystalline antidepressant drug

Lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3287865&forum_id=2#43645189)



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Date: September 15th, 2024 2:05 PM
Author: cordovan milk



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3287865&forum_id=2#48091192)



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Date: August 26th, 2026 10:39 PM
Author: artificial intelligence



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3287865&forum_id=2#50095683)