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Thought this Tinder opener was 180, chick didn't respond

Visiting a Southern city in a few days and matched with this...
Copper blathering stain
  08/16/16
flame?
Glittery Mother
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spectacular embarrassed to the bone state
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BEEP BEEP BEEP
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Multi-colored forum knife
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Copper blathering stain
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Copper blathering stain
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Copper blathering stain
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Copper blathering stain
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Copper blathering stain
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Copper blathering stain
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Copper blathering stain
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jesus christ op is dead here
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Copper blathering stain
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Magical brethren
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Maize Market
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Copper blathering stain
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Vermilion institution
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bat shit crazy fiercely-loyal locale
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motley shaky business firm
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ivory library
  10/25/17
Holy shit wtf
fishy menage
  08/16/16
first line was good, the other two ruined your chances by ma...
Painfully honest love of her life
  08/17/16
this thread? OP is Fatceps???? possibly?
Curious Mentally Impaired Regret
  08/18/16
Do you suffer from facial ugliness?
comical sanctuary sandwich
  08/16/16
no pretty hot.
Copper blathering stain
  08/16/16
ur done here also ljl @ some slut putting on her tinder ...
jet territorial resort organic girlfriend
  08/16/16
pls don't fight the hypo and help a bro out if there's any w...
Copper blathering stain
  08/16/16
None... She already saw that you went to Stanford on Tinder....
Multi-colored forum knife
  08/16/16
last sentence was salt in wound breh. yeah, i choked.
Copper blathering stain
  08/16/16
:(
Multi-colored forum knife
  08/16/16
who gives a fuck if you choked retard? you are thinking abou...
Curious Mentally Impaired Regret
  08/16/16
ok masterman so how would you open with a chick like this?
Copper blathering stain
  08/16/16
I DON'T KNOW RETARD I'D PROBABLY SAY LIKE HEY YOU'RE CUTE LE...
Curious Mentally Impaired Regret
  08/16/16
1. anyone prole can say that 2. anyone prole can say that...
Copper blathering stain
  08/16/16
hey guess what PRO FUCKING TIP: anyone can also FUCK. that's...
Curious Mentally Impaired Regret
  08/16/16
lollll
jet territorial resort organic girlfriend
  08/16/16
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wild nudist gay wizard idea he suggested
  08/16/16
Lol
Magical brethren
  08/17/16
LMAO
Jet-lagged gay whorehouse
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khaki arrogant rigor
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excitant base
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glassy toaster
  10/25/17
Protip: She's taken many a PROLE's TIP.
Multi-colored forum knife
  08/16/16
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titillating kitty cat
  08/17/16
crrrrr OP, don't sweat the opener. with your try hard a...
jet territorial resort organic girlfriend
  08/16/16
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180 mint casino pervert
  08/16/16
nah if i make it past the opener it's usually smooth sailing...
Copper blathering stain
  08/16/16
post a picture of such a conversation or we won't believe u
Curious Mentally Impaired Regret
  08/16/16
http://i.imgur.com/IOsZ2V2.jpg
Copper blathering stain
  08/16/16
OMG... you seem nice. But these are horrendous. Rule 1: ...
Multi-colored forum knife
  08/16/16
what do you mean "these are horrendous.". this was...
Copper blathering stain
  08/16/16
Jesus... I'm not sure how. OK. What was wrong with her? ...
Multi-colored forum knife
  08/16/16
all tinder is pnd.
Copper blathering stain
  08/16/16
my god man
racy nursing home
  09/09/16
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Copper blathering stain
  08/16/16
Better. Did you seal the deal, or not? I'm guessing not.
Multi-colored forum knife
  08/16/16
yes
Copper blathering stain
  08/16/16
You should do a better job of getting rid of her name. Fo...
Multi-colored forum knife
  08/16/16
not bad? c'mon dude. she's a 9.
Copper blathering stain
  08/16/16
On a scale of 1-20, she's at least a 9, I'll give you that. ...
Multi-colored forum knife
  08/16/16
bullshit. she has perfect physique and is a dancer so she's...
Copper blathering stain
  08/16/16
On binary, she's a 1. Diff'rent strokes for diff'rent fo...
Multi-colored forum knife
  08/16/16
that guy is an idiot, i can't get through a video
racy nursing home
  09/09/16
(Facebook stalker)
razzle-dazzle multi-billionaire cuckoldry
  10/02/16
these arent bad bro, nice
jet territorial resort organic girlfriend
  08/16/16
Lol dude. I'm hoping you're running sad-transparently-posin...
exciting blue native
  08/16/16
JFC this may be the worst online opener i have ever seen in ...
brilliant crackhouse
  08/16/16
it was meant to be tongue in cheek. hence the "kids&qu...
Copper blathering stain
  08/16/16
You need to review RSF's work. It doesn't matter that she we...
Multi-colored forum knife
  08/16/16
in fact, a chick that went to harvard is probably less likel...
jet territorial resort organic girlfriend
  08/16/16
lol this
180 mint casino pervert
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Heady misunderstood principal's office keepsake machete
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"If you add our cumulative test scores, the resultant s...
judgmental concupiscible orchestra pit alpha
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purple tanning salon cuck
  08/16/16
spit water out irl
Green goal in life
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Orange slimy meetinghouse
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haha
black charismatic spot
  08/16/16
lol
House-broken indigo laser beams
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Duck-like dingle berry
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Tyft
wonderful juggernaut
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Lol
Magical brethren
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Jet-lagged gay whorehouse
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Shimmering Headpube Therapy
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khaki arrogant rigor
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flesh clown home
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180
grizzly piazza incel
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ivory library
  10/25/17
That S bomb sure isn't powerful
Maize Market
  08/16/16
Ouch
Sable coffee pot background story
  08/16/16
There are almost too many ways in which you went wrong here,...
adventurous lavender striped hyena gunner
  08/16/16
that's the joke. the fact that it's so damn out of place th...
Copper blathering stain
  08/16/16
Learn some better jokes.
adventurous lavender striped hyena gunner
  08/16/16
Hahahaha 110% chance you are nowag Yellow thumps up confi...
talented aquamarine step-uncle's house blood rage
  08/16/16
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Azure Greedy Lay
  08/16/16
i'm... i just don't know. i don't know where to start
Curious Mentally Impaired Regret
  08/16/16
*asks for advice on how to salvage something that failed* ...
Copper blathering stain
  08/16/16
*betrays no awareness in title or OP of the utter hilarity o...
judgmental concupiscible orchestra pit alpha
  08/16/16
ok fine.
Copper blathering stain
  08/16/16
it's constructive for you to learn that something you though...
Tan mediation stead
  08/16/16
Holy shit this. What made OP think that would work in SEC co...
marvelous rough-skinned sweet tailpipe office
  08/16/16
bro that opener wouldnt work anywhere
jet territorial resort organic girlfriend
  08/16/16
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Curious Mentally Impaired Regret
  08/16/16
This is an anonymous message board bro. You NEED to be humi...
exciting blue native
  08/16/16
golden shower emojiis and lick messages? insta-response. ...
Copper blathering stain
  08/16/16
explain how you raised the level of discourse your opener...
Curious Mentally Impaired Regret
  08/16/16
it sets the tone. i can't just open with something like, &q...
Copper blathering stain
  08/16/16
"setting the tone" in that it establishes that you...
Curious Mentally Impaired Regret
  08/16/16
more context - every tweet by this chick is about politics o...
Copper blathering stain
  08/16/16
so why wasn't your opener about politics then
Curious Mentally Impaired Regret
  08/16/16
Bro, she just set up a date with a Chad who just messaged &q...
Orange slimy meetinghouse
  08/16/16
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Azure Greedy Lay
  08/16/16
LOLing. This pumo seems like a good dooder. He's obviousl...
Multi-colored forum knife
  08/16/16
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jet territorial resort organic girlfriend
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mind-boggling henna new version school cafeteria
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misanthropic queen of the night bawdyhouse
  08/16/16
The first message was aspie as fuck. Then you doubled down. ...
talented aquamarine step-uncle's house blood rage
  08/16/16
HE'S THREE BEEPS DEEP
Orange slimy meetinghouse
  08/16/16
He's outta here!
talented aquamarine step-uncle's house blood rage
  08/16/16
This. Jesus christ
Stubborn supple reading party
  08/16/16
Lol cr
Magical brethren
  08/17/16
You somehow managed to write the only opener she probably co...
claret irate stage voyeur
  08/16/16
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spectacular embarrassed to the bone state
  08/16/16
This is a chick who is an objective 5 who just wants to get ...
Histrionic outnumbered church
  08/16/16
dude her legs are elite and she's slim as fuark. 50% of wom...
Copper blathering stain
  08/16/16
that's not what an objective 5 is. This isn't on a percentil...
Histrionic outnumbered church
  08/16/16
wtf. that's exactly what a 5 means.
Copper blathering stain
  08/16/16
no it doesn't idiot, carrying that logic forward according t...
Histrionic outnumbered church
  08/16/16
Lol, I agree with you that a 5 is not 50%, because so many w...
exciting blue native
  08/16/16
I love her legs too. FWIW
Multi-colored forum knife
  08/16/16
yeah nice slender legs
black charismatic spot
  08/16/16
Love it
dun locus
  08/16/16
omg lol our kids
stirring hell
  08/16/16
...
House-broken indigo laser beams
  08/16/16
3 messages 2 hours apart? LJL
fragrant cobalt parlour
  08/16/16
lol
Histrionic outnumbered church
  08/16/16
as opposed to? i was (successfully) messaging other chicks ...
Copper blathering stain
  08/16/16
as opposed to ANYTHING FUCKING ELSE seriously is this DVP
Curious Mentally Impaired Regret
  08/16/16
Ouch even worse. Thought this was all at once
Sable coffee pot background story
  08/16/16
how is that worse? i was doing other stuff with my life and...
Copper blathering stain
  08/16/16
brother. brother
Curious Mentally Impaired Regret
  08/16/16
yeah. Perfectly reasonable opener and follow up. You played ...
Azure Greedy Lay
  08/16/16
cool thanks. will try it out.
Copper blathering stain
  08/16/16
180. best advice given in this thread, can't wait to see the...
Curious Mentally Impaired Regret
  08/16/16
you know.. sometimes the simplest answer is the right answer...
Azure Greedy Lay
  08/16/16
...
Multi-colored forum knife
  08/16/16
lol
Histrionic outnumbered church
  08/16/16
Lol holy shit didn't see the time stamps. Following up two h...
talented aquamarine step-uncle's house blood rage
  08/16/16
lmao
misanthropic queen of the night bawdyhouse
  08/16/16
Holy fucking shit. Did not even notice that. OP, I hope ...
exciting blue native
  08/16/16
...
Alcoholic factory reset button kitty
  08/24/16
My BEEP BEEP BEEP machine just broke from aspie overload
adulterous area
  08/16/16
ok assholes, then why didn't this non-aspie opener work with...
Copper blathering stain
  08/16/16
jesus she's a 5 too
Histrionic outnumbered church
  08/16/16
i don't see a non-aspie opener
Curious Mentally Impaired Regret
  08/16/16
seriously? how is THAT aspie?
Copper blathering stain
  08/16/16
it's weird and demanding SOMEWHAT better would have been ...
Curious Mentally Impaired Regret
  08/16/16
demanding isn't good? sets up a hoop for her to jump through...
Copper blathering stain
  08/16/16
DVP i literally want to watch you die
Curious Mentally Impaired Regret
  08/16/16
try "fucky fucky"
misanthropic queen of the night bawdyhouse
  08/16/16
...
Magical brethren
  08/17/16
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racy nursing home
  09/09/16
i think thats too aggressive.
Sable coffee pot background story
  08/16/16
Way too try-hard. Not playful at all.
talented aquamarine step-uncle's house blood rage
  08/16/16
He needs some winky faces and like 5 thumbs up. This chick i...
Multi-colored forum knife
  08/16/16
Awful flame
glassy toaster
  08/16/16
BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP
irradiated naked foreskin fanboi
  08/16/16
and you SUPER LIKED her too you little rascal mmm mmm mmmmmm...
jet territorial resort organic girlfriend
  08/16/16
she doesn't look humorous
stirring hell
  08/16/16
she's not. her profile text is "go away" but...
Copper blathering stain
  08/16/16
lol way to read the room
stirring hell
  08/16/16
you acknowledge or respond to her "go away" in any...
Copper blathering stain
  08/16/16
You should have opened with "No U"!
Multi-colored forum knife
  08/16/16
lol at all the dweebs in this thread pretending they would d...
Ruby mental disorder
  08/16/16
couldn't because i found out her bio by google stalking her....
Copper blathering stain
  08/16/16
https://cdn.pastemagazine.com/www/blogs/lists/2012/10/30/fon...
misanthropic queen of the night bawdyhouse
  08/16/16
...
jet territorial resort organic girlfriend
  08/16/16
no descriptive paragraph? her linkedin is like three pages l...
judgmental concupiscible orchestra pit alpha
  08/16/16
you're good. don't out ty. but i mean in her tinder.
Copper blathering stain
  08/16/16
i dont think his opener was that bad. its the follow up mes...
Sable coffee pot background story
  08/16/16
it's not that bad but it's not surprising she didn't respond...
Curious Mentally Impaired Regret
  08/16/16
how was evoking the SEC rivalry in the second one bad? s...
Copper blathering stain
  08/16/16
SHUT THE FUCK UP DVP
Curious Mentally Impaired Regret
  08/16/16
it's not dvp, dvp didn't have that degree
judgmental concupiscible orchestra pit alpha
  08/16/16
"det" pics of random girls doubling down on auti...
Curious Mentally Impaired Regret
  08/16/16
that describes like 80% of xo lol.
Copper blathering stain
  08/16/16
yeah? find another thread like this whose OP is not DVP
Curious Mentally Impaired Regret
  08/16/16
i'm the OP. no, unfortunately i'm just yet another aspie lo...
Copper blathering stain
  08/16/16
well let's see - you came to us for advice - you pushed ba...
Curious Mentally Impaired Regret
  08/16/16
so i guess instead i'm going to have to bone the chick for w...
Copper blathering stain
  08/16/16
do you actually want to fuck or do you want to preen? faggot
Curious Mentally Impaired Regret
  08/16/16
OP, this is the classic "HARSH, BUT FAIR" scenario...
Multi-colored forum knife
  08/16/16
Cr, he never went to stanford
glassy toaster
  08/16/16
I thought it was doobs
Ruby mental disorder
  08/16/16
also possible, he's been posting actively
Curious Mentally Impaired Regret
  08/16/16
how about: "Did you know that you only cut out half of...
black charismatic spot
  08/16/16
this thread is some massive and 180 self pwnage with a 3%...
mind-boggling henna new version school cafeteria
  08/16/16
i usually chime in with KILLSHOT on others but this thread i...
Copper blathering stain
  08/16/16
IGWC has some good ones too...
Multi-colored forum knife
  08/16/16
Is OP dvp?
bronze hideous station
  08/16/16
Yeah it's especially bad today I'm afraid
overrated heaven double fault
  08/16/16
thought that bro got scared straight when he was outed
bronze hideous station
  08/16/16
No, unfortunately he's back at it. Tail of the dragon.
overrated heaven double fault
  08/16/16
You could still save it with a well-timed "pls respond&...
Maroon cruise ship
  08/16/16
"Hey look, I know you missed the early admissions deadl...
Orange slimy meetinghouse
  08/16/16
Cr
Magical brethren
  08/17/16
I love that even the bortgais can LOL at this.
Multi-colored forum knife
  08/16/16
No 23 yo girl who is actually bangable and smart wants to ta...
topaz deep shrine ceo
  08/16/16
Now I understand why tindr is so easy for me
vigorous pearly hall becky
  08/16/16
...
Multi-colored forum knife
  08/16/16
fine. i'll just pay $500 to fuck a seekingarrangement slut....
Copper blathering stain
  08/16/16
You have plenty of time. You will learn through your failure...
Multi-colored forum knife
  08/16/16
Clearly i'm overthinking this. just opened another chick wi...
Copper blathering stain
  08/16/16
Yes... don't overthink it.
Multi-colored forum knife
  08/16/16
Sounds about right. Don't expect responses from everyone an...
Sable coffee pot background story
  08/16/16
I think that's stupid because you are providing blackmail ma...
Gaped galvanic fortuitous meteor senate
  08/16/16
ljl at this paranoia.
Copper blathering stain
  08/16/16
lol at "corporate exec" if it works on girls co...
Curious Mentally Impaired Regret
  08/16/16
This
Magical brethren
  08/17/16
get a fresh haircut
Thriller place of business immigrant
  08/16/16
I now understand why 10% of males get 80% of the women onlin...
Vivacious violent nibblets kitchen
  08/16/16
...
Multi-colored forum knife
  08/16/16
This is not why
Provocative narrow-minded crotch goyim
  08/16/16
Gotta hit'er wit dat plz respond
swashbuckling rusted twinkling uncleanness property
  08/16/16
another chick ghosted on me. after she said she lived close...
Copper blathering stain
  08/16/16
stop talking to chicks like they're your xo bros
fighting legend
  08/16/16
Damn it I laughed so hard I just spilled coffee on my keyboa...
Zombie-like karate selfie
  08/17/16
Holy shit, OP. Legendary thread.
Vibrant cream indian lodge
  08/17/16
...
Walnut people who are hurt doctorate
  08/17/16
You would have been so much better off with "ooga booga...
Soul-stirring Spruce Abode
  08/17/16
best thread in a long time.
Kink-friendly location
  08/17/16
*RSF messages same girl with eggplant, cat, and thumbs up em...
bearded prole university
  08/17/16
lulz
passionate frozen skinny woman
  08/17/16
SMOOTH OPERATOR!!!111111
passionate frozen skinny woman
  08/17/16
It was funny watching op get gangbanged ITT. So what do you ...
fuchsia diverse filthpig
  08/17/16
We must secure the existence of our people and a future for ...
Soul-stirring Spruce Abode
  08/17/16
lol I think I get it. Like, that was casually and relevantly...
fuchsia diverse filthpig
  08/17/16
BEEP BEEP BEEP
Magical brethren
  08/17/16
Shut up chink
glassy toaster
  08/17/16
Oh look, a stalker sync pumo raves incoherently. We sure hav...
fuchsia diverse filthpig
  08/17/16
ridiculous that you think that line would play but not my &q...
Copper blathering stain
  08/17/16
Proven results: http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=...
Soul-stirring Spruce Abode
  08/17/16
you guys will never get it
Walnut people who are hurt doctorate
  08/17/16
i just mention something from her profile, idk. if no profil...
Curious Mentally Impaired Regret
  08/17/16
only thing in her profile was harvard and some pics of her i...
Copper blathering stain
  08/17/16
next time, say something about europe.
Curious Mentally Impaired Regret
  08/17/16
yeah my game's so off right now i'm losing hope for this wee...
Copper blathering stain
  08/17/16
i'm losing hope for you not being flame
Curious Mentally Impaired Regret
  08/17/16
she sounds lame
bearded prole university
  08/17/16
trade secrets, my chigga
passionate frozen skinny woman
  08/17/16
...
well-lubricated snowy scourge upon the earth
  08/17/16
Can't believe no one's pointed out the funniest part of all ...
nubile masturbator
  08/17/16
eh you should probably edit this brother but lol at OP no...
Curious Mentally Impaired Regret
  08/17/16
why should I edit?
nubile masturbator
  08/17/16
OP is clearly trying to hide this piece of information
Curious Mentally Impaired Regret
  08/17/16
Better?
nubile masturbator
  08/17/16
brother
Curious Mentally Impaired Regret
  08/17/16
FINE
nubile masturbator
  08/17/16
good catch but against the spirit of the board
Shimmering Headpube Therapy
  08/17/16
(classic Doobs)
Copper blathering stain
  08/17/16
*prints out thread* *puts paper into "Asian Mental I...
exhilarant old irish cottage genital piercing
  08/17/16
great thread
excitant base
  08/17/16
The last line about kids - women do not like this approach. ...
ebony stock car pistol
  08/17/16
tbf, op's lame opening wouldn't have mattered a whit if he w...
Kink-friendly location
  08/17/16
i'm above average. not exceptional but definitely not buste...
Copper blathering stain
  08/17/16
lol.
Curious Mentally Impaired Regret
  08/17/16
That one poaster got it right - just keep it simple and say ...
drab national electric furnace
  08/17/16
UPDATE: she fucking UNMATCHED me. did one of you assholes t...
Copper blathering stain
  08/18/16
You are going to break the autism detector
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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:20 AM
Author: Copper blathering stain

Visiting a Southern city in a few days and matched with this chick - http://i.imgur.com/Wonjybm.jpg

she's 23, was top 10% at harvard, has a phd, and is a deputy campaign manager for a democratic us senate candidate.

this was my attempted opener: http://i.imgur.com/ndnba7o.jpg. thought it would play well given that she currently lives somewhere without a lot of elite dudes.

no response. how to salvage? normally i just play the numbers game but i really want to bone this one.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31197954)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:21 AM
Author: Glittery Mother

flame?

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Date: August 16th, 2016 12:59 PM
Author: spectacular embarrassed to the bone state



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:32 AM
Author: dead partner ape

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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:34 AM
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Date: August 16th, 2016 1:10 PM
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Date: August 16th, 2016 2:51 PM
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Date: August 16th, 2016 4:34 PM
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Date: August 16th, 2016 5:04 PM
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Date: August 17th, 2016 12:13 AM
Author: Vibrant cream indian lodge

jesus christ op is dead here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31204474)



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Date: August 17th, 2016 12:15 AM
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Date: August 18th, 2016 7:06 PM
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Date: October 2nd, 2016 6:57 PM
Author: motley shaky business firm



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Date: October 25th, 2017 12:44 PM
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Date: August 16th, 2016 11:00 AM
Author: fishy menage

Holy shit wtf

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198273)



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Date: August 17th, 2016 12:32 AM
Author: Painfully honest love of her life

first line was good, the other two ruined your chances by making you look tryhard and egotistical

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31204605)



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Date: August 18th, 2016 9:30 PM
Author: Curious Mentally Impaired Regret

this thread? OP is Fatceps???? possibly?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31218840)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:21 AM
Author: comical sanctuary sandwich

Do you suffer from facial ugliness?

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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:23 AM
Author: Copper blathering stain

no pretty hot.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31197969)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:21 AM
Author: jet territorial resort organic girlfriend

ur done here

also ljl @ some slut putting on her tinder profile that she was top 10% at harvard. and how does a 23 yo white girl have a phd? that would make more sense if it were a superstudyazn that skipped high school etc.

in conclusion this is shit flame bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31197959)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:26 AM
Author: Copper blathering stain

pls don't fight the hypo and help a bro out if there's any way to save this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31197993)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:36 AM
Author: Multi-colored forum knife

None... She already saw that you went to Stanford on Tinder. You didn't need to bring it up. Then you made it worse... and then even worse.

Done here, brother. Unless you are in the top 10% of Chads, and are White, then you may have a chance. She's a kyootie, btw.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198075)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:39 AM
Author: Copper blathering stain

last sentence was salt in wound breh.

yeah, i choked.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198099)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:41 AM
Author: Multi-colored forum knife

:(

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198114)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:41 AM
Author: Curious Mentally Impaired Regret

who gives a fuck if you choked retard? you are thinking about this all wrong. it's fucking TINDER

she can tell you're overthinking it and overdoing it and that means you like her more than she wants you to and you get laid less than she wants you to

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198115)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:46 AM
Author: Copper blathering stain

ok masterman so how would you open with a chick like this?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198148)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:48 AM
Author: Curious Mentally Impaired Regret

I DON'T KNOW RETARD I'D PROBABLY SAY LIKE HEY YOU'RE CUTE LET ME LICK YOU FOR HOURS OR LIKE HEY DO YOU EVER STILL WATCH LION KING OR LIKE HOW ABOUT THAT NEW SHOW OR DO YOU WANT TO SEE THIS BAND OR WHATEVER OR LIKE HEY ISN'T JONATHAN FRANZEN A STUPID DUMB FAGGOT OR SOMETHING

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198166)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:52 AM
Author: Copper blathering stain

1. anyone prole can say that

2. anyone prole can say that

3. anyone prole can say that

4. anyone prole can say that

5. not bad

but messaging her with something similar to what she gets every fucking day of her life on tinder, how doesn't this get extremely redundant and old?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198207)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:52 AM
Author: Curious Mentally Impaired Regret

hey guess what PRO FUCKING TIP: anyone can also FUCK. that's what people go to tinder to FUCKING do. are you going to say "Wow, this is a real prole tell!" when she PUTS YOUR COCK IN HER MOUTH? you FUCKING retard?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198211)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:55 AM
Author: jet territorial resort organic girlfriend

lollll

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Date: August 16th, 2016 12:45 PM
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Date: August 17th, 2016 12:44 AM
Author: Magical brethren

Lol

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Date: August 17th, 2016 1:10 AM
Author: Jet-lagged gay whorehouse

LMAO

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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:54 AM
Author: Multi-colored forum knife

Protip: She's taken many a PROLE's TIP.

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Date: August 17th, 2016 12:31 AM
Author: titillating kitty cat



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:46 AM
Author: jet territorial resort organic girlfriend

crrrrr

OP, don't sweat the opener. with your try hard attitude you would have blown it even if you made it to the date

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Date: August 16th, 2016 12:04 PM
Author: Copper blathering stain

nah if i make it past the opener it's usually smooth sailing because i've traveled the world like RSF and have a bunch of unique things to talk about.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198692)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 12:08 PM
Author: Curious Mentally Impaired Regret

post a picture of such a conversation or we won't believe u

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Date: August 16th, 2016 12:17 PM
Author: Copper blathering stain

http://i.imgur.com/IOsZ2V2.jpg

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Date: August 16th, 2016 12:23 PM
Author: Multi-colored forum knife

OMG... you seem nice. But these are horrendous.

Rule 1: Only send 1 message. Period. If she doesn't respond, don't send another.

Rule 2: You don't need complete sentences. I seriously don't know where to start. Something short and sweet. If she responds, only THEN do yo get to know her... and preferably via text/drinks, not via tindertext.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198805)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 12:27 PM
Author: Copper blathering stain

what do you mean "these are horrendous.". this was in the middle of a conversation (not an opener) nd i fucked this chick. ljl. poaster above wanted me to drove i could hold a convo once getting past the opener and i can.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198854)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 12:30 PM
Author: Multi-colored forum knife

Jesus... I'm not sure how.

OK. What was wrong with her? PnD?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198870)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 12:44 PM
Author: Copper blathering stain

all tinder is pnd.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198952)



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Date: September 9th, 2016 8:22 PM
Author: racy nursing home

my god man

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Date: August 16th, 2016 12:27 PM
Author: Copper blathering stain



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Date: August 16th, 2016 12:28 PM
Author: Multi-colored forum knife

Better. Did you seal the deal, or not?

I'm guessing not.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198859)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 12:28 PM
Author: Copper blathering stain

yes

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Date: August 16th, 2016 12:33 PM
Author: Multi-colored forum knife

You should do a better job of getting rid of her name.

Found her on FB, she' not bad looking, actually.

Ask her if Coastal Carolina met her expectations, then drop the Stanford bomb... KABOOOM!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198883)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 12:45 PM
Author: Copper blathering stain

not bad? c'mon dude. she's a 9.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198959)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 12:46 PM
Author: Multi-colored forum knife

On a scale of 1-20, she's at least a 9, I'll give you that.

Start watching Corey Wayne videos on youtube, immediately.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198970)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 12:49 PM
Author: Copper blathering stain

bullshit. she has perfect physique and is a dancer so she's flexible as hell. unrealistic bro.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198979)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 12:53 PM
Author: Multi-colored forum knife

On binary, she's a 1.

Diff'rent strokes for diff'rent folks. Would I bang her? Of course... I'm fucking ancient. Would I brag about it on XO, of course... I'm fucking ancient and a narcisist. Do I think she's a 9? Hell no. She has a masculine jaw, is thicker than I prefer and is into weird photography shit. (TBF, I like granola crunching skiing, biking and triathlon chicks).

If you're asian/indian, I say this is a very good catch. If white... I'm assuming you've done much better.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198998)



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Date: September 9th, 2016 8:24 PM
Author: racy nursing home

that guy is an idiot, i can't get through a video

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Date: October 2nd, 2016 7:02 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle multi-billionaire cuckoldry

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Date: August 16th, 2016 12:30 PM
Author: jet territorial resort organic girlfriend

these arent bad bro, nice

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198868)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 12:16 PM
Author: exciting blue native

Lol dude. I'm hoping you're running sad-transparently-posing-as-a-chill-chad-when-really-he's-a-superstudy-striver-dork flame.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198752)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:22 AM
Author: brilliant crackhouse

JFC this may be the worst online opener i have ever seen in my life

11/10 for aspieness

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31197961)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:24 AM
Author: Copper blathering stain

it was meant to be tongue in cheek. hence the "kids" joke.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31197976)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:37 AM
Author: Multi-colored forum knife

You need to review RSF's work. It doesn't matter that she went to Harvard. She's a chick and is wooed by the same Chad bullshit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198082)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:48 AM
Author: jet territorial resort organic girlfriend

in fact, a chick that went to harvard is probably less likely to be impressed by pedigree, all else being equal

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198170)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 12:01 PM
Author: 180 mint casino pervert

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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:23 AM
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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:25 AM
Author: Green goal in life

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Author: black charismatic spot

haha

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198414)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 12:21 PM
Author: House-broken indigo laser beams

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198793)



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Date: August 17th, 2016 12:15 AM
Author: Duck-like dingle berry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31204489)



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Date: August 17th, 2016 12:27 AM
Author: wonderful juggernaut

Tyft

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31204570)



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Date: August 17th, 2016 12:48 AM
Author: Magical brethren

Lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31204731)



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Date: August 17th, 2016 1:09 AM
Author: Jet-lagged gay whorehouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31204853)



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Date: August 17th, 2016 1:12 AM
Author: Shimmering Headpube Therapy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31204873)



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Date: August 17th, 2016 2:29 AM
Author: khaki arrogant rigor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31205161)



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Date: December 12th, 2016 9:29 AM
Author: flesh clown home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#32118483)



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Date: October 25th, 2017 12:15 PM
Author: grizzly piazza incel

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#34525307)



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Date: October 25th, 2017 12:17 PM
Author: ungodly aqua theater stage quadroon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#34525318)



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Date: October 25th, 2017 12:45 PM
Author: ivory library



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#34525475)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:24 AM
Author: Maize Market

That S bomb sure isn't powerful

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31197979)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:26 AM
Author: Sable coffee pot background story

Ouch

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31197994)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:26 AM
Author: adventurous lavender striped hyena gunner

There are almost too many ways in which you went wrong here, but what could have possibly made you think that referencing kids in a Tinder message would work?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31197996)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:28 AM
Author: Copper blathering stain

that's the joke. the fact that it's so damn out of place that it can't be taken seriously.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198004)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 11:31 AM
Author: adventurous lavender striped hyena gunner

Learn some better jokes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198520)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:26 AM
Author: talented aquamarine step-uncle's house blood rage

Hahahaha 110% chance you are nowag

Yellow thumps up confirmed

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31197998)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:34 AM
Author: Azure Greedy Lay



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198059)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:27 AM
Author: Curious Mentally Impaired Regret

i'm... i just don't know. i don't know where to start

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198000)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:27 AM
Author: Copper blathering stain

*asks for advice on how to salvage something that failed*

*xo just points out that it failed and kicks a dude when he's down*

thanks xo.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198002)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:28 AM
Author: judgmental concupiscible orchestra pit alpha

*betrays no awareness in title or OP of the utter hilarity of his "180" opener*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198009)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:30 AM
Author: Copper blathering stain

ok fine.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198018)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:38 AM
Author: Tan mediation stead

it's constructive for you to learn that something you thought was cool and funny makes the vast majority of normal people cringe with embarrassment for you

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198094)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:57 AM
Author: marvelous rough-skinned sweet tailpipe office

Holy shit this. What made OP think that would work in SEC country?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198253)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 11:05 AM
Author: jet territorial resort organic girlfriend

bro that opener wouldnt work anywhere

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198314)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:31 AM
Author: Curious Mentally Impaired Regret



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198029)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 12:19 PM
Author: exciting blue native

This is an anonymous message board bro. You NEED to be humiliated here; that's the only thing that will help you learn -- it's not like it's public.

Don't you know d-bags on FB who you think to yourself "man, that kid would've benefited from going to public HS, where he would've gotten his ass kicked and had hot girls laugh as he screamed and gurgled while getting dunked in the toilet"? Harshness can be a teaching tool.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198779)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:31 AM
Author: Copper blathering stain

golden shower emojiis and lick messages? insta-response.

raising the level of discourse? gtfo.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198028)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:32 AM
Author: Curious Mentally Impaired Regret

explain how you raised the level of discourse

your opener referenced something she could already tell from your profile

then you bothered her some more

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198039)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:35 AM
Author: Copper blathering stain

it sets the tone. i can't just open with something like, "pick one - NGOs or NPOs?"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198070)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:36 AM
Author: Curious Mentally Impaired Regret

"setting the tone" in that it establishes that you are a douchey striver shithead who can't think of anything funny or interesting to say?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198076)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:33 AM
Author: Copper blathering stain

more context - every tweet by this chick is about politics or progressive causes. so i thought she was amped up enough to at least engage the meme of the striver opener.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198043)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:34 AM
Author: Curious Mentally Impaired Regret

so why wasn't your opener about politics then

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198061)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:35 AM
Author: Orange slimy meetinghouse

Bro, she just set up a date with a Chad who just messaged "Fucky fucky?" You're too many BEEPS deep bro.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198065)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:42 AM
Author: Azure Greedy Lay



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198122)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:45 AM
Author: Multi-colored forum knife

LOLing.

This pumo seems like a good dooder. He's obviously smart, he'll use this as a lesson learned. Seriously, review RSF's work. Don't worry about the chicks pedigree or occupation. They're all the same.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198144)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:49 AM
Author: jet territorial resort organic girlfriend



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198181)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 11:29 AM
Author: mind-boggling henna new version school cafeteria



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198507)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:57 AM
Author: misanthropic queen of the night bawdyhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198251)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:35 AM
Author: talented aquamarine step-uncle's house blood rage

The first message was aspie as fuck. Then you doubled down. Then tripled.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198068)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:36 AM
Author: Orange slimy meetinghouse

HE'S THREE BEEPS DEEP

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198080)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:37 AM
Author: talented aquamarine step-uncle's house blood rage

He's outta here!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198086)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:43 AM
Author: Stubborn supple reading party

This. Jesus christ

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198130)



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Date: August 17th, 2016 12:52 AM
Author: Magical brethren

Lol cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31204749)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:37 AM
Author: claret irate stage voyeur

You somehow managed to write the only opener she probably couldn't respond to

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198090)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 2:31 PM
Author: spectacular embarrassed to the bone state



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31199638)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:38 AM
Author: Histrionic outnumbered church

This is a chick who is an objective 5 who just wants to get piped stop with the academic shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198097)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:40 AM
Author: Copper blathering stain

dude her legs are elite and she's slim as fuark. 50% of women aren't hotter than she is.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198110)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:43 AM
Author: Histrionic outnumbered church

that's not what an objective 5 is. This isn't on a percentile scale dummy. She looks goofy and you could probably do far better pumo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198134)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:48 AM
Author: Copper blathering stain

wtf. that's exactly what a 5 means.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198169)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:56 AM
Author: Histrionic outnumbered church

no it doesn't idiot, carrying that logic forward according to you 2 out of every 10 women is an objective 9 or 10.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198238)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 12:22 PM
Author: exciting blue native

Lol, I agree with you that a 5 is not 50%, because so many women (a third maybe) are so ugly as to not be worth designing the scale to accommodate.

But lol at the your poast. Do you not understand what a bell curve is?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198799)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:47 AM
Author: Multi-colored forum knife

I love her legs too. FWIW

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198161)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 11:18 AM
Author: black charismatic spot

yeah nice slender legs

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198422)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:39 AM
Author: dun locus

Love it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198101)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:39 AM
Author: stirring hell

omg lol our kids

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198102)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 12:21 PM
Author: House-broken indigo laser beams



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198794)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:45 AM
Author: fragrant cobalt parlour

3 messages 2 hours apart? LJL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198145)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:46 AM
Author: Histrionic outnumbered church

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198149)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:47 AM
Author: Copper blathering stain

as opposed to? i was (successfully) messaging other chicks during that timeframe.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198157)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:48 AM
Author: Curious Mentally Impaired Regret

as opposed to ANYTHING FUCKING ELSE

seriously is this DVP

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198171)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:47 AM
Author: Sable coffee pot background story

Ouch even worse. Thought this was all at once

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198165)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:49 AM
Author: Copper blathering stain

how is that worse? i was doing other stuff with my life and messaging other people in the interim.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198177)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:50 AM
Author: Curious Mentally Impaired Regret

brother. brother

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198190)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:51 AM
Author: Azure Greedy Lay

yeah. Perfectly reasonable opener and follow up. You played everything perfectly bro. I'm baffled as to why she hasn't responded to you. Must be busy with running a campaign and what not.

Don't worry though bro, just send her another message clarifying what you told us, how the kids stuff is soo left field and you wanted to be different. A girl as smart as her will surely understand.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198203)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:53 AM
Author: Copper blathering stain

cool thanks. will try it out.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198214)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:54 AM
Author: Curious Mentally Impaired Regret

180. best advice given in this thread, can't wait to see the results. please update once you've done this. you fucking faggot.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198228)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:57 AM
Author: Azure Greedy Lay

you know.. sometimes the simplest answer is the right answer. ljl

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198242)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 11:00 AM
Author: Multi-colored forum knife



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198282)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:57 AM
Author: Histrionic outnumbered church

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198249)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:51 AM
Author: talented aquamarine step-uncle's house blood rage

Lol holy shit didn't see the time stamps. Following up two hours later with a message about "our kids" ahahahahha

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198200)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 11:02 AM
Author: misanthropic queen of the night bawdyhouse

lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198296)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 12:23 PM
Author: exciting blue native

Holy fucking shit. Did not even notice that.

OP, I hope this is just an easter egg you left in your flame.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198808)



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Date: August 24th, 2016 4:24 PM
Author: Alcoholic factory reset button kitty



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31259922)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:51 AM
Author: adulterous area

My BEEP BEEP BEEP machine just broke from aspie overload

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198198)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:57 AM
Author: Copper blathering stain

ok assholes, then why didn't this non-aspie opener work with another chick:

pic: http://i.imgur.com/PTttITt.jpg

opener: http://i.imgur.com/BJr7rIl.jpg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198244)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:58 AM
Author: Histrionic outnumbered church

jesus she's a 5 too

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198261)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:58 AM
Author: Curious Mentally Impaired Regret

i don't see a non-aspie opener

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198262)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 11:00 AM
Author: Copper blathering stain

seriously? how is THAT aspie?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198276)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 11:01 AM
Author: Curious Mentally Impaired Regret

it's weird and demanding

SOMEWHAT better would have been "damn, i like the ass on that statue in that one pic"

but still weird

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198287)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 11:06 AM
Author: Copper blathering stain

demanding isn't good? sets up a hoop for her to jump through so establishes control and projects confidence.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198332)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 11:07 AM
Author: Curious Mentally Impaired Regret

DVP i literally want to watch you die

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198335)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:59 AM
Author: misanthropic queen of the night bawdyhouse

try "fucky fucky"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198266)



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Date: August 17th, 2016 12:55 AM
Author: Magical brethren



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31204770)



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Date: September 9th, 2016 8:26 PM
Author: racy nursing home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31371176)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:59 AM
Author: Sable coffee pot background story

i think thats too aggressive.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198268)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 11:00 AM
Author: talented aquamarine step-uncle's house blood rage

Way too try-hard. Not playful at all.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198278)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 11:04 AM
Author: Multi-colored forum knife

He needs some winky faces and like 5 thumbs up. This chick is ugly, so perfect practice.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198308)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 11:02 AM
Author: glassy toaster

Awful flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198292)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 11:05 AM
Author: irradiated naked foreskin fanboi

BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198321)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 11:06 AM
Author: jet territorial resort organic girlfriend

and you SUPER LIKED her too you little rascal mmm mmm mmmmmmmm

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198328)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 11:07 AM
Author: stirring hell

she doesn't look humorous

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198344)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 11:12 AM
Author: Copper blathering stain

she's not.

her profile text is "go away"

but she did match me.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198379)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 11:29 AM
Author: stirring hell

lol way to read the room

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198503)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 12:05 PM
Author: Copper blathering stain

you acknowledge or respond to her "go away" in any way and she controls the comversation. it's anti-PUA.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198697)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 11:39 AM
Author: Multi-colored forum knife

You should have opened with "No U"!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198571)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:58 AM
Author: Ruby mental disorder

lol at all the dweebs in this thread pretending they would do any better.

Op your open was fine, the one thing missing was a NEG. you needed to come out of the gate strong by asking her why she got rejected from working on Hillary's campaign, such that she had to work in bufu, VA

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198256)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:59 AM
Author: Copper blathering stain

couldn't because i found out her bio by google stalking her. only thing in her profile was her academic pedigree. no descriptive paragraph.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198269)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 11:01 AM
Author: misanthropic queen of the night bawdyhouse

https://cdn.pastemagazine.com/www/blogs/lists/2012/10/30/fonz.jpg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198290)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 11:08 AM
Author: jet territorial resort organic girlfriend



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198349)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 11:04 AM
Author: judgmental concupiscible orchestra pit alpha

no descriptive paragraph? her linkedin is like three pages long (E. F.)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198307)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 11:07 AM
Author: Copper blathering stain

you're good. don't out ty.

but i mean in her tinder.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198348)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 11:00 AM
Author: Sable coffee pot background story

i dont think his opener was that bad. its the follow up messages.

Harvard Stanford power match with the thumbs up wasn't that bad. The stuff after it was.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198283)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 11:02 AM
Author: Curious Mentally Impaired Regret

it's not that bad but it's not surprising she didn't respond. there's nothing interesting in it and, well, she already went to harvard and it's not like she fucked literally every dude there so reminding her he went to stanford (something she already knew) isn't going to be the best argument to fuck him either.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198297)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 11:05 AM
Author: Copper blathering stain

how was evoking the SEC rivalry in the second one bad?

so if i tried to salvage with something like, "okok was totally joking about the power match (not the kids)" is that still just too fucking weird on top of weird?

i think i might be det with this one.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198317)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 11:05 AM
Author: Curious Mentally Impaired Regret

SHUT THE FUCK UP DVP

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198325)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 11:07 AM
Author: judgmental concupiscible orchestra pit alpha

it's not dvp, dvp didn't have that degree

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198338)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 11:08 AM
Author: Curious Mentally Impaired Regret

"det"

pics of random girls

doubling down on autism

asking xo for advice

nobody else is like this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198356)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 11:13 AM
Author: Copper blathering stain

that describes like 80% of xo lol.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198392)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 11:15 AM
Author: Curious Mentally Impaired Regret

yeah? find another thread like this whose OP is not DVP

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198408)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 11:16 AM
Author: Copper blathering stain

i'm the OP. no, unfortunately i'm just yet another aspie loser on this thing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198413)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 11:18 AM
Author: Curious Mentally Impaired Regret

well let's see

- you came to us for advice

- you pushed back against the advice

- your autism was stunning, abnormal, and persistent

yeah i'm gonna go with dvp or doobs

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198421)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 11:22 AM
Author: Copper blathering stain

so i guess instead i'm going to have to bone the chick for whom my opener was: "so papa john's and video game date?" (i meant it ironically) to which she responded, "sure :)"

cotdamn so boring. i've traveled the world, have top 1% resources and it all comes down to takeout pizza.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198447)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 11:27 AM
Author: Curious Mentally Impaired Regret

do you actually want to fuck or do you want to preen? faggot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198484)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 11:41 AM
Author: Multi-colored forum knife

OP, this is the classic "HARSH, BUT FAIR" scenario.

Sleeve is being hard on you because you need to hear it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198582)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 11:09 AM
Author: glassy toaster

Cr, he never went to stanford

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198363)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 11:15 AM
Author: Ruby mental disorder

I thought it was doobs

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198404)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 11:16 AM
Author: Curious Mentally Impaired Regret

also possible, he's been posting actively

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198411)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 11:19 AM
Author: black charismatic spot

how about: "Did you know that you only cut out half of your ex-bf from your profile pic?"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198429)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 11:42 AM
Author: mind-boggling henna new version school cafeteria

this thread is some massive and 180 self pwnage

with a 3% chance it's great flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198590)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 11:54 AM
Author: Copper blathering stain

i usually chime in with KILLSHOT on others but this thread is one massive KILLSHOT on me.

so where can i review RSF's work to see how it's done? i've searched but all i've found is emojis, golden showers, and phil collins.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198647)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 11:58 AM
Author: Multi-colored forum knife

IGWC has some good ones too...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198661)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 11:59 AM
Author: bronze hideous station

Is OP dvp?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198670)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 12:07 PM
Author: overrated heaven double fault

Yeah it's especially bad today I'm afraid

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198702)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 12:12 PM
Author: bronze hideous station

thought that bro got scared straight when he was outed

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198727)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 12:19 PM
Author: overrated heaven double fault

No, unfortunately he's back at it. Tail of the dragon.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198775)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 12:23 PM
Author: Maroon cruise ship

You could still save it with a well-timed "pls respond" this evening

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198812)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 12:37 PM
Author: Orange slimy meetinghouse

"Hey look, I know you missed the early admissions deadline, but I think you'd be a good fit at pumo u! We have a great cafeteria that's open for dinner! I'll even waive the application fee because your scores are so high ;)!"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198923)



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Date: August 17th, 2016 1:00 AM
Author: Magical brethren

Cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31204798)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 12:25 PM
Author: Multi-colored forum knife

I love that even the bortgais can LOL at this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198830)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 12:35 PM
Author: topaz deep shrine ceo

No 23 yo girl who is actually bangable and smart wants to talk about kids in a Tinder opener. OP sounded beta as hell.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198903)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 12:43 PM
Author: vigorous pearly hall becky

Now I understand why tindr is so easy for me

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198947)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 12:45 PM
Author: Multi-colored forum knife



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198961)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 12:52 PM
Author: Copper blathering stain

fine. i'll just pay $500 to fuck a seekingarrangement slut. not worth my time to try to figure this out if i haven't already.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198997)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 1:03 PM
Author: Multi-colored forum knife

You have plenty of time. You will learn through your failures. Some chicks swipe right as a hedge, and no matter what you say or do will change that she's more attracted to Chad that opened with Fucky fucky?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31199043)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 1:40 PM
Author: Copper blathering stain

Clearly i'm overthinking this. just opened another chick with:

"420 friendly?"

'hahaha yeah'

"ever smoked a fat cone with a corporate exec b4?"

'not yet'

"you're missing out. later this week"

'ok cool - where you staying'

is it really this easy?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31199292)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 1:58 PM
Author: Multi-colored forum knife

Yes... don't overthink it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31199417)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 2:06 PM
Author: Sable coffee pot background story

Sounds about right. Don't expect responses from everyone anyways

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31199456)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 2:33 PM
Author: Gaped galvanic fortuitous meteor senate

I think that's stupid because you are providing blackmail material against you, unless weed is legal in your state.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31199651)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 2:51 PM
Author: Copper blathering stain

ljl at this paranoia.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31199804)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 4:38 PM
Author: Curious Mentally Impaired Regret

lol at "corporate exec"

if it works on girls cool but from my perspective dropping things like "stanford" "corporate exec" etc. is douchey. should be on your profile and then go unsaid

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31200606)



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Date: August 17th, 2016 1:02 AM
Author: Magical brethren

This

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31204804)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 2:29 PM
Author: Thriller place of business immigrant

get a fresh haircut

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31199622)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 2:41 PM
Author: Vivacious violent nibblets kitchen

I now understand why 10% of males get 80% of the women online.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31199723)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 7:06 PM
Author: Multi-colored forum knife



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31201701)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 7:24 PM
Author: Provocative narrow-minded crotch goyim

This is not why

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31201869)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 6:54 PM
Author: swashbuckling rusted twinkling uncleanness property

Gotta hit'er wit dat plz respond

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31201574)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 7:10 PM
Author: Copper blathering stain

another chick ghosted on me. after she said she lived closer to [podunk rural town], i said, "you're the one flying that dixie flag up on highway x, aren't you?"

my sense of humor is clearly busted.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31201757)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:47 PM
Author: fighting legend

stop talking to chicks like they're your xo bros

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31203705)



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Date: August 17th, 2016 12:11 AM
Author: Zombie-like karate selfie

Damn it I laughed so hard I just spilled coffee on my keyboard

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31204454)



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Date: August 17th, 2016 12:14 AM
Author: Vibrant cream indian lodge

Holy shit, OP. Legendary thread.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31204479)



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Date: August 17th, 2016 12:25 AM
Author: Walnut people who are hurt doctorate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31204552)



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Date: August 17th, 2016 12:19 AM
Author: Soul-stirring Spruce Abode

You would have been so much better off with "ooga booga muh dick"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31204506)



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Date: August 17th, 2016 12:24 AM
Author: Kink-friendly location

best thread in a long time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31204547)



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Date: August 17th, 2016 12:28 AM
Author: bearded prole university

*RSF messages same girl with eggplant, cat, and thumbs up emoji*

*chick responds with cocktails emoji and "first"*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31204584)



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Date: August 17th, 2016 12:29 AM
Author: passionate frozen skinny woman

lulz

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31204592)



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Date: August 17th, 2016 12:29 AM
Author: passionate frozen skinny woman

SMOOTH OPERATOR!!!111111

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31204590)



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Date: August 17th, 2016 12:53 AM
Author: fuchsia diverse filthpig

It was funny watching op get gangbanged ITT. So what do you playful smooth operators say on tinder do you just do emojis

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31204752)



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Date: August 17th, 2016 12:57 AM
Author: Soul-stirring Spruce Abode

We must secure the existence of our people and a future for white children.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31204788)



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Date: August 17th, 2016 1:05 AM
Author: fuchsia diverse filthpig

lol I think I get it. Like, that was casually and relevantly witty, made me laugh and 50% more likely to cab to your place for dominos and 420

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31204830)



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Date: August 17th, 2016 1:08 AM
Author: Magical brethren

BEEP BEEP BEEP

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31204843)



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Date: August 17th, 2016 1:13 AM
Author: glassy toaster

Shut up chink

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31204878)



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Date: August 17th, 2016 1:23 AM
Author: fuchsia diverse filthpig

Oh look, a stalker sync pumo raves incoherently. We sure haven't seen that before.

Shouldn't you be in the tenderloin begging for change?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31204930)



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Date: August 17th, 2016 1:16 AM
Author: Copper blathering stain

ridiculous that you think that line would play but not my "our kids" joke.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31204893)



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Date: August 17th, 2016 2:59 AM
Author: Soul-stirring Spruce Abode

Proven results: http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2973264&mc=29&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31205279)



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Date: August 17th, 2016 12:58 AM
Author: Walnut people who are hurt doctorate

you guys will never get it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31204789)



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Date: August 17th, 2016 1:01 AM
Author: Curious Mentally Impaired Regret

i just mention something from her profile, idk. if no profile i mention something from her pictures.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31204802)



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Date: August 17th, 2016 1:17 AM
Author: Copper blathering stain

only thing in her profile was harvard and some pics of her in europe.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31204897)



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Date: August 17th, 2016 1:18 AM
Author: Curious Mentally Impaired Regret

next time, say something about europe.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31204900)



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Date: August 17th, 2016 1:28 AM
Author: Copper blathering stain

yeah my game's so off right now i'm losing hope for this weekend's trip.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31204952)



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Date: August 17th, 2016 1:40 AM
Author: Curious Mentally Impaired Regret

i'm losing hope for you not being flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31205012)



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Date: August 17th, 2016 1:19 AM
Author: bearded prole university

she sounds lame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31204905)



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Date: August 17th, 2016 1:04 AM
Author: passionate frozen skinny woman

trade secrets, my chigga

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31204823)



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Date: August 17th, 2016 12:54 AM
Author: well-lubricated snowy scourge upon the earth



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31204761)



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Date: August 17th, 2016 1:08 AM
Author: nubile masturbator

Can't believe no one's pointed out the funniest part of all of this: OP "did ******* for grad school." Looking closely at the picture, you can read the name of the school.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31204846)



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Date: August 17th, 2016 1:10 AM
Author: Curious Mentally Impaired Regret

eh you should probably edit this brother

but lol at OP not even knowing how to erase something from an image

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31204864)



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Date: August 17th, 2016 1:11 AM
Author: nubile masturbator

why should I edit?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31204869)



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Date: August 17th, 2016 1:12 AM
Author: Curious Mentally Impaired Regret

OP is clearly trying to hide this piece of information

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31204875)



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Date: August 17th, 2016 1:14 AM
Author: nubile masturbator

Better?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31204881)



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Date: August 17th, 2016 1:14 AM
Author: Curious Mentally Impaired Regret

brother

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31204882)



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Date: August 17th, 2016 1:15 AM
Author: nubile masturbator

FINE

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31204888)



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Date: August 17th, 2016 1:17 AM
Author: Shimmering Headpube Therapy

good catch but against the spirit of the board

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31204895)



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Date: August 17th, 2016 1:27 AM
Author: Copper blathering stain

(classic Doobs)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31204944)



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Date: August 17th, 2016 1:29 AM
Author: exhilarant old irish cottage genital piercing

*prints out thread*

*puts paper into "Asian Mental Illness" file*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31204958)



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Date: August 17th, 2016 1:32 AM
Author: excitant base

great thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31204974)



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Date: August 17th, 2016 1:49 AM
Author: ebony stock car pistol

The last line about kids - women do not like this approach. Way too aggressive (I know you meant it as a joke but if I was a woman and a random stranger approached me on tinder this way I would have found it creepy and off-putting).

You sounded *really* desperate and immature.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31205040)



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Date: August 17th, 2016 1:52 AM
Author: Kink-friendly location

tbf, op's lame opening wouldn't have mattered a whit if he were good-looking enough.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31205048)



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Date: August 17th, 2016 1:55 AM
Author: Copper blathering stain

i'm above average. not exceptional but definitely not busted. enough for other tinder chicks to compliment me unprompted.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31205057)



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Date: August 17th, 2016 2:51 PM
Author: Curious Mentally Impaired Regret

lol.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31208337)



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Date: August 17th, 2016 2:12 AM
Author: drab national electric furnace

That one poaster got it right - just keep it simple and say "fucky fucky?"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31205114)



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Date: August 18th, 2016 5:30 PM
Author: Copper blathering stain

UPDATE: she fucking UNMATCHED me. did one of you assholes tip her off about this thread or something?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31217181)



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Date: August 18th, 2016 7:17 PM
Author: Sooty Jap

You are going to break the autism detector

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31217871)



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Date: August 24th, 2016 4:22 PM
Author: Copper blathering stain

no, seriously i bet someone from here reached out to her because she unmatched me. the messages were pretty bad game but not enough to unmatch. it was something more.

can't be a coincidence that the one unmatch i get aside from offensive lick messaging was the one i shared with xo.

visit to her city was a bust. spent the entire weekend alone.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31259907)



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Date: October 2nd, 2016 6:55 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle multi-billionaire cuckoldry

Same retard that had the immigration convo with the 18-year-old?

I feel sorry for you, you don't even seem to realize how idiotic you come across. If I were you I'd get my brain checked and ask a psychiatrist if you have aspergers, because that's what it sounds like here.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31543073)



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Date: October 25th, 2017 12:45 PM
Author: ivory library



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#34525482)



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Date: August 24th, 2016 4:37 PM
Author: buck-toothed aphrodisiac school digit ratio



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31260032)



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Date: September 9th, 2016 8:31 PM
Author: racy nursing home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31371211)



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Date: September 9th, 2016 8:38 PM
Author: bat shit crazy fiercely-loyal locale

I just messaged her MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31371264)



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Date: October 2nd, 2016 6:51 PM
Author: Curious Mentally Impaired Regret



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31543051)



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Date: October 2nd, 2016 7:02 PM
Author: Brass main people famous landscape painting

Unghhh she's hot. Definitely my type

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31543111)



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Date: December 12th, 2016 9:20 AM
Author: Curious Mentally Impaired Regret



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#32118456)



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Date: December 12th, 2016 9:39 AM
Author: flushed gaming laptop

This thread is cracking me up, coworkers looking at me like I'm insane

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#32118538)