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Thought this Tinder opener was 180, chick didn't respond

Visiting a Southern city in a few days and matched with this...
jet-lagged orchestra pit
  08/16/16
flame?
Greedy pit
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cerebral chest-beating lay
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BEEP BEEP BEEP
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Turquoise double fault
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Disturbing Nursing Home
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jet-lagged orchestra pit
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jesus christ op is dead here
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Blue floppy spot
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violent adulterous property foreskin
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Insecure talented juggernaut indian lodge
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Adventurous Cruel-hearted Skinny Woman Selfie
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Razzmatazz Senate
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embarrassed to the bone cuckoldry idea he suggested
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topaz provocative abode digit ratio
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vermilion territorial hall
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lascivious fat ankles sex offender
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odious low-t coldplay fan
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sick public bath therapy
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Hilarious autistic lettuce crotch
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Holy shit wtf
impressive crackhouse
  08/16/16
first line was good, the other two ruined your chances by ma...
Motley Hot Theater Stage Keepsake Machete
  08/17/16
this thread? OP is Fatceps???? possibly?
useless cordovan sweet tailpipe
  08/18/16
Do you suffer from facial ugliness?
french umber national security agency
  08/16/16
no pretty hot.
jet-lagged orchestra pit
  08/16/16
ur done here also ljl @ some slut putting on her tinder ...
citrine out-of-control menage sandwich
  08/16/16
pls don't fight the hypo and help a bro out if there's any w...
jet-lagged orchestra pit
  08/16/16
None... She already saw that you went to Stanford on Tinder....
Turquoise double fault
  08/16/16
last sentence was salt in wound breh. yeah, i choked.
jet-lagged orchestra pit
  08/16/16
:(
Turquoise double fault
  08/16/16
who gives a fuck if you choked retard? you are thinking abou...
useless cordovan sweet tailpipe
  08/16/16
ok masterman so how would you open with a chick like this?
jet-lagged orchestra pit
  08/16/16
I DON'T KNOW RETARD I'D PROBABLY SAY LIKE HEY YOU'RE CUTE LE...
useless cordovan sweet tailpipe
  08/16/16
1. anyone prole can say that 2. anyone prole can say that...
jet-lagged orchestra pit
  08/16/16
hey guess what PRO FUCKING TIP: anyone can also FUCK. that's...
useless cordovan sweet tailpipe
  08/16/16
lollll
citrine out-of-control menage sandwich
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Soul-stirring Elite Temple
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Lol
Adventurous Cruel-hearted Skinny Woman Selfie
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LMAO
soggy khaki rigor
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embarrassed to the bone cuckoldry idea he suggested
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electric frisky useless brakes
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mischievous library fortuitous meteor
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Protip: She's taken many a PROLE's TIP.
Turquoise double fault
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Insecure talented juggernaut indian lodge
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crrrrr OP, don't sweat the opener. with your try hard a...
citrine out-of-control menage sandwich
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slate hissy fit mediation
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nah if i make it past the opener it's usually smooth sailing...
jet-lagged orchestra pit
  08/16/16
post a picture of such a conversation or we won't believe u
useless cordovan sweet tailpipe
  08/16/16
http://i.imgur.com/IOsZ2V2.jpg
jet-lagged orchestra pit
  08/16/16
OMG... you seem nice. But these are horrendous. Rule 1: ...
Turquoise double fault
  08/16/16
what do you mean "these are horrendous.". this was...
jet-lagged orchestra pit
  08/16/16
Jesus... I'm not sure how. OK. What was wrong with her? ...
Turquoise double fault
  08/16/16
all tinder is pnd.
jet-lagged orchestra pit
  08/16/16
my god man
Awkward vivacious mood
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jet-lagged orchestra pit
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Better. Did you seal the deal, or not? I'm guessing not.
Turquoise double fault
  08/16/16
yes
jet-lagged orchestra pit
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You should do a better job of getting rid of her name. Fo...
Turquoise double fault
  08/16/16
not bad? c'mon dude. she's a 9.
jet-lagged orchestra pit
  08/16/16
On a scale of 1-20, she's at least a 9, I'll give you that. ...
Turquoise double fault
  08/16/16
bullshit. she has perfect physique and is a dancer so she's...
jet-lagged orchestra pit
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On binary, she's a 1. Diff'rent strokes for diff'rent fo...
Turquoise double fault
  08/16/16
that guy is an idiot, i can't get through a video
Awkward vivacious mood
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(Facebook stalker)
passionate internet-worthy feces candlestick maker
  10/02/16
these arent bad bro, nice
citrine out-of-control menage sandwich
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Lol dude. I'm hoping you're running sad-transparently-posin...
diverse chartreuse whorehouse macaca
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JFC this may be the worst online opener i have ever seen in ...
arousing institution idiot
  08/16/16
it was meant to be tongue in cheek. hence the "kids&qu...
jet-lagged orchestra pit
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You need to review RSF's work. It doesn't matter that she we...
Turquoise double fault
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in fact, a chick that went to harvard is probably less likel...
citrine out-of-control menage sandwich
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lol this
slate hissy fit mediation
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slimy house-broken preventive strike
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"If you add our cumulative test scores, the resultant s...
titillating market
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Excitant submissive locus kitty
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spit water out irl
Shimmering Frum School Shitlib
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Dun principal's office
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haha
Cheese-eating big step-uncle's house private investor
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lol
Disturbing Nursing Home
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Blue floppy spot
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Tyft
Mind-boggling native toaster
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Lol
Adventurous Cruel-hearted Skinny Woman Selfie
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soggy khaki rigor
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vigorous seedy locale liquid oxygen
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embarrassed to the bone cuckoldry idea he suggested
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cyan irradiated national
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180
Razzle Flatulent Jew Deer Antler
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thriller hospital
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Hilarious autistic lettuce crotch
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That S bomb sure isn't powerful
Razzmatazz Senate
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Ouch
Saffron hideous stock car
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There are almost too many ways in which you went wrong here,...
dull piazza blood rage
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that's the joke. the fact that it's so damn out of place th...
jet-lagged orchestra pit
  08/16/16
Learn some better jokes.
dull piazza blood rage
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Hahahaha 110% chance you are nowag Yellow thumps up confi...
infuriating flickering state pozpig
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Poppy Home
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i'm... i just don't know. i don't know where to start
useless cordovan sweet tailpipe
  08/16/16
*asks for advice on how to salvage something that failed* ...
jet-lagged orchestra pit
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*betrays no awareness in title or OP of the utter hilarity o...
titillating market
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ok fine.
jet-lagged orchestra pit
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it's constructive for you to learn that something you though...
Indigo marketing idea
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Holy shit this. What made OP think that would work in SEC co...
fragrant point dysfunction
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bro that opener wouldnt work anywhere
citrine out-of-control menage sandwich
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useless cordovan sweet tailpipe
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This is an anonymous message board bro. You NEED to be humi...
diverse chartreuse whorehouse macaca
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golden shower emojiis and lick messages? insta-response. ...
jet-lagged orchestra pit
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explain how you raised the level of discourse your opener...
useless cordovan sweet tailpipe
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it sets the tone. i can't just open with something like, &q...
jet-lagged orchestra pit
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"setting the tone" in that it establishes that you...
useless cordovan sweet tailpipe
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more context - every tweet by this chick is about politics o...
jet-lagged orchestra pit
  08/16/16
so why wasn't your opener about politics then
useless cordovan sweet tailpipe
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Bro, she just set up a date with a Chad who just messaged &q...
Dun principal's office
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Poppy Home
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LOLing. This pumo seems like a good dooder. He's obviousl...
Turquoise double fault
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citrine out-of-control menage sandwich
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Alcoholic Massive School Cafeteria
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Rough-skinned electric furnace
  08/16/16
The first message was aspie as fuck. Then you doubled down. ...
infuriating flickering state pozpig
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HE'S THREE BEEPS DEEP
Dun principal's office
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He's outta here!
infuriating flickering state pozpig
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This. Jesus christ
Overrated Drab Hominid
  08/16/16
Lol cr
Adventurous Cruel-hearted Skinny Woman Selfie
  08/17/16
You somehow managed to write the only opener she probably co...
sexy regret
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cerebral chest-beating lay
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This is a chick who is an objective 5 who just wants to get ...
180 mint trailer park chad
  08/16/16
dude her legs are elite and she's slim as fuark. 50% of wom...
jet-lagged orchestra pit
  08/16/16
that's not what an objective 5 is. This isn't on a percentil...
180 mint trailer park chad
  08/16/16
wtf. that's exactly what a 5 means.
jet-lagged orchestra pit
  08/16/16
no it doesn't idiot, carrying that logic forward according t...
180 mint trailer park chad
  08/16/16
Lol, I agree with you that a 5 is not 50%, because so many w...
diverse chartreuse whorehouse macaca
  08/16/16
I love her legs too. FWIW
Turquoise double fault
  08/16/16
yeah nice slender legs
Cheese-eating big step-uncle's house private investor
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Love it
swashbuckling son of senegal
  08/16/16
omg lol our kids
Kink-friendly site
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...
Disturbing Nursing Home
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3 messages 2 hours apart? LJL
supple zombie-like wrinkle
  08/16/16
lol
180 mint trailer park chad
  08/16/16
as opposed to? i was (successfully) messaging other chicks ...
jet-lagged orchestra pit
  08/16/16
as opposed to ANYTHING FUCKING ELSE seriously is this DVP
useless cordovan sweet tailpipe
  08/16/16
Ouch even worse. Thought this was all at once
Saffron hideous stock car
  08/16/16
how is that worse? i was doing other stuff with my life and...
jet-lagged orchestra pit
  08/16/16
brother. brother
useless cordovan sweet tailpipe
  08/16/16
yeah. Perfectly reasonable opener and follow up. You played ...
Poppy Home
  08/16/16
cool thanks. will try it out.
jet-lagged orchestra pit
  08/16/16
180. best advice given in this thread, can't wait to see the...
useless cordovan sweet tailpipe
  08/16/16
you know.. sometimes the simplest answer is the right answer...
Poppy Home
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...
Turquoise double fault
  08/16/16
lol
180 mint trailer park chad
  08/16/16
Lol holy shit didn't see the time stamps. Following up two h...
infuriating flickering state pozpig
  08/16/16
lmao
Rough-skinned electric furnace
  08/16/16
Holy fucking shit. Did not even notice that. OP, I hope ...
diverse chartreuse whorehouse macaca
  08/16/16
...
vermilion territorial hall
  08/24/16
My BEEP BEEP BEEP machine just broke from aspie overload
violet exciting half-breed cruise ship
  08/16/16
ok assholes, then why didn't this non-aspie opener work with...
jet-lagged orchestra pit
  08/16/16
jesus she's a 5 too
180 mint trailer park chad
  08/16/16
i don't see a non-aspie opener
useless cordovan sweet tailpipe
  08/16/16
seriously? how is THAT aspie?
jet-lagged orchestra pit
  08/16/16
it's weird and demanding SOMEWHAT better would have been ...
useless cordovan sweet tailpipe
  08/16/16
demanding isn't good? sets up a hoop for her to jump through...
jet-lagged orchestra pit
  08/16/16
DVP i literally want to watch you die
useless cordovan sweet tailpipe
  08/16/16
try "fucky fucky"
Rough-skinned electric furnace
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...
Adventurous Cruel-hearted Skinny Woman Selfie
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...
Awkward vivacious mood
  09/09/16
i think thats too aggressive.
Saffron hideous stock car
  08/16/16
Way too try-hard. Not playful at all.
infuriating flickering state pozpig
  08/16/16
He needs some winky faces and like 5 thumbs up. This chick i...
Turquoise double fault
  08/16/16
Awful flame
mischievous library fortuitous meteor
  08/16/16
BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP
racy orchid field
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and you SUPER LIKED her too you little rascal mmm mmm mmmmmm...
citrine out-of-control menage sandwich
  08/16/16
she doesn't look humorous
Kink-friendly site
  08/16/16
she's not. her profile text is "go away" but...
jet-lagged orchestra pit
  08/16/16
lol way to read the room
Kink-friendly site
  08/16/16
you acknowledge or respond to her "go away" in any...
jet-lagged orchestra pit
  08/16/16
You should have opened with "No U"!
Turquoise double fault
  08/16/16
lol at all the dweebs in this thread pretending they would d...
beta bateful people who are hurt
  08/16/16
couldn't because i found out her bio by google stalking her....
jet-lagged orchestra pit
  08/16/16
https://cdn.pastemagazine.com/www/blogs/lists/2012/10/30/fon...
Rough-skinned electric furnace
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...
citrine out-of-control menage sandwich
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no descriptive paragraph? her linkedin is like three pages l...
titillating market
  08/16/16
you're good. don't out ty. but i mean in her tinder.
jet-lagged orchestra pit
  08/16/16
i dont think his opener was that bad. its the follow up mes...
Saffron hideous stock car
  08/16/16
it's not that bad but it's not surprising she didn't respond...
useless cordovan sweet tailpipe
  08/16/16
how was evoking the SEC rivalry in the second one bad? s...
jet-lagged orchestra pit
  08/16/16
SHUT THE FUCK UP DVP
useless cordovan sweet tailpipe
  08/16/16
it's not dvp, dvp didn't have that degree
titillating market
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"det" pics of random girls doubling down on auti...
useless cordovan sweet tailpipe
  08/16/16
that describes like 80% of xo lol.
jet-lagged orchestra pit
  08/16/16
yeah? find another thread like this whose OP is not DVP
useless cordovan sweet tailpipe
  08/16/16
i'm the OP. no, unfortunately i'm just yet another aspie lo...
jet-lagged orchestra pit
  08/16/16
well let's see - you came to us for advice - you pushed ba...
useless cordovan sweet tailpipe
  08/16/16
so i guess instead i'm going to have to bone the chick for w...
jet-lagged orchestra pit
  08/16/16
do you actually want to fuck or do you want to preen? faggot
useless cordovan sweet tailpipe
  08/16/16
OP, this is the classic "HARSH, BUT FAIR" scenario...
Turquoise double fault
  08/16/16
Cr, he never went to stanford
mischievous library fortuitous meteor
  08/16/16
I thought it was doobs
beta bateful people who are hurt
  08/16/16
also possible, he's been posting actively
useless cordovan sweet tailpipe
  08/16/16
how about: "Did you know that you only cut out half of...
Cheese-eating big step-uncle's house private investor
  08/16/16
this thread is some massive and 180 self pwnage with a 3%...
Alcoholic Massive School Cafeteria
  08/16/16
i usually chime in with KILLSHOT on others but this thread i...
jet-lagged orchestra pit
  08/16/16
IGWC has some good ones too...
Turquoise double fault
  08/16/16
Is OP dvp?
Claret insanely creepy mad cow disease garrison
  08/16/16
Yeah it's especially bad today I'm afraid
slap-happy shrine haunted graveyard
  08/16/16
thought that bro got scared straight when he was outed
Claret insanely creepy mad cow disease garrison
  08/16/16
No, unfortunately he's back at it. Tail of the dragon.
slap-happy shrine haunted graveyard
  08/16/16
You could still save it with a well-timed "pls respond&...
Trip Drunken Party Of The First Part Depressive
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"Hey look, I know you missed the early admissions deadl...
Dun principal's office
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Cr
Adventurous Cruel-hearted Skinny Woman Selfie
  08/17/16
I love that even the bortgais can LOL at this.
Turquoise double fault
  08/16/16
No 23 yo girl who is actually bangable and smart wants to ta...
cocky stag film pistol
  08/16/16
Now I understand why tindr is so easy for me
opaque aggressive stage
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...
Turquoise double fault
  08/16/16
fine. i'll just pay $500 to fuck a seekingarrangement slut....
jet-lagged orchestra pit
  08/16/16
You have plenty of time. You will learn through your failure...
Turquoise double fault
  08/16/16
Clearly i'm overthinking this. just opened another chick wi...
jet-lagged orchestra pit
  08/16/16
Yes... don't overthink it.
Turquoise double fault
  08/16/16
Sounds about right. Don't expect responses from everyone an...
Saffron hideous stock car
  08/16/16
I think that's stupid because you are providing blackmail ma...
Curious avocado striped hyena
  08/16/16
ljl at this paranoia.
jet-lagged orchestra pit
  08/16/16
lol at "corporate exec" if it works on girls co...
useless cordovan sweet tailpipe
  08/16/16
This
Adventurous Cruel-hearted Skinny Woman Selfie
  08/17/16
get a fresh haircut
deranged theater
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I now understand why 10% of males get 80% of the women onlin...
Fantasy-prone chocolate rehab nibblets
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...
Turquoise double fault
  08/16/16
This is not why
learning disabled karate
  08/16/16
Gotta hit'er wit dat plz respond
appetizing iridescent stage
  08/16/16
another chick ghosted on me. after she said she lived close...
jet-lagged orchestra pit
  08/16/16
stop talking to chicks like they're your xo bros
concupiscible stead
  08/16/16
Damn it I laughed so hard I just spilled coffee on my keyboa...
stirring space
  08/17/16
Holy shit, OP. Legendary thread.
Aqua tanning salon gaping
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...
Hairraiser burgundy legend
  08/17/16
You would have been so much better off with "ooga booga...
Unhinged Fighting Plaza Dingle Berry
  08/17/16
best thread in a long time.
wonderful fiercely-loyal business firm rigpig
  08/17/16
*RSF messages same girl with eggplant, cat, and thumbs up em...
Mahogany sanctuary
  08/17/16
lulz
Deep bawdyhouse
  08/17/16
SMOOTH OPERATOR!!!111111
Deep bawdyhouse
  08/17/16
It was funny watching op get gangbanged ITT. So what do you ...
crimson effete church
  08/17/16
We must secure the existence of our people and a future for ...
Unhinged Fighting Plaza Dingle Berry
  08/17/16
lol I think I get it. Like, that was casually and relevantly...
crimson effete church
  08/17/16
BEEP BEEP BEEP
Adventurous Cruel-hearted Skinny Woman Selfie
  08/17/16
Shut up chink
mischievous library fortuitous meteor
  08/17/16
Oh look, a stalker sync pumo raves incoherently. We sure hav...
crimson effete church
  08/17/16
ridiculous that you think that line would play but not my &q...
jet-lagged orchestra pit
  08/17/16
Proven results: http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=...
Unhinged Fighting Plaza Dingle Berry
  08/17/16
you guys will never get it
Hairraiser burgundy legend
  08/17/16
i just mention something from her profile, idk. if no profil...
useless cordovan sweet tailpipe
  08/17/16
only thing in her profile was harvard and some pics of her i...
jet-lagged orchestra pit
  08/17/16
next time, say something about europe.
useless cordovan sweet tailpipe
  08/17/16
yeah my game's so off right now i'm losing hope for this wee...
jet-lagged orchestra pit
  08/17/16
i'm losing hope for you not being flame
useless cordovan sweet tailpipe
  08/17/16
she sounds lame
Mahogany sanctuary
  08/17/16
trade secrets, my chigga
Deep bawdyhouse
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...
Aphrodisiac church building
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Can't believe no one's pointed out the funniest part of all ...
Buff marvelous forum
  08/17/16
eh you should probably edit this brother but lol at OP no...
useless cordovan sweet tailpipe
  08/17/16
why should I edit?
Buff marvelous forum
  08/17/16
OP is clearly trying to hide this piece of information
useless cordovan sweet tailpipe
  08/17/16
Better?
Buff marvelous forum
  08/17/16
brother
useless cordovan sweet tailpipe
  08/17/16
FINE
Buff marvelous forum
  08/17/16
good catch but against the spirit of the board
vigorous seedy locale liquid oxygen
  08/17/16
(classic Doobs)
jet-lagged orchestra pit
  08/17/16
*prints out thread* *puts paper into "Asian Mental I...
at-the-ready yarmulke
  08/17/16
great thread
electric frisky useless brakes
  08/17/16
The last line about kids - women do not like this approach. ...
smoky coffee pot dog poop
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I just messaged her MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN.
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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:20 AM
Author: jet-lagged orchestra pit

Visiting a Southern city in a few days and matched with this chick - http://i.imgur.com/Wonjybm.jpg

she's 23, was top 10% at harvard, has a phd, and is a deputy campaign manager for a democratic us senate candidate.

this was my attempted opener: http://i.imgur.com/ndnba7o.jpg. thought it would play well given that she currently lives somewhere without a lot of elite dudes.

no response. how to salvage? normally i just play the numbers game but i really want to bone this one.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31197954)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:21 AM
Author: Greedy pit

flame?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31197957)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 12:59 PM
Author: cerebral chest-beating lay



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:32 AM
Author: comical rebellious brethren faggotry

BEEP BEEP BEEP

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198031)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:34 AM
Author: Turquoise double fault



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:39 AM
Author: soggy khaki rigor



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:49 AM
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Date: August 16th, 2016 11:01 AM
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Date: August 16th, 2016 11:03 AM
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Date: August 16th, 2016 11:28 AM
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Date: August 16th, 2016 12:08 PM
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Date: August 16th, 2016 12:20 PM
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Date: August 16th, 2016 1:10 PM
Author: slimy house-broken preventive strike



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Date: August 16th, 2016 1:12 PM
Author: Self-centered Ivory Mental Disorder



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Date: August 16th, 2016 1:12 PM
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Date: August 16th, 2016 2:29 PM
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Date: August 16th, 2016 2:35 PM
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Date: August 16th, 2016 2:51 PM
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Date: August 16th, 2016 2:52 PM
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Date: August 16th, 2016 2:52 PM
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Date: August 16th, 2016 2:52 PM
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Date: August 16th, 2016 2:52 PM
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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31199819)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 4:34 PM
Author: jet-lagged orchestra pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31200588)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 5:04 PM
Author: jet-lagged orchestra pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31200761)



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Date: August 17th, 2016 12:13 AM
Author: Aqua tanning salon gaping

jesus christ op is dead here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31204474)



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Date: August 17th, 2016 12:15 AM
Author: Blue floppy spot



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Date: August 17th, 2016 12:16 AM
Author: violent adulterous property foreskin



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Date: August 17th, 2016 12:18 AM
Author: jet-lagged orchestra pit



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Date: August 17th, 2016 12:19 AM
Author: Hairraiser burgundy legend



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Date: August 17th, 2016 12:30 AM
Author: Insecure talented juggernaut indian lodge



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Date: August 17th, 2016 12:42 AM
Author: Adventurous Cruel-hearted Skinny Woman Selfie



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Date: August 17th, 2016 1:28 AM
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Date: August 17th, 2016 1:29 AM
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Date: August 17th, 2016 2:29 AM
Author: embarrassed to the bone cuckoldry idea he suggested



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Date: August 17th, 2016 2:58 AM
Author: topaz provocative abode digit ratio



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Date: August 17th, 2016 4:19 AM
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Date: August 18th, 2016 7:06 PM
Author: jet-lagged orchestra pit



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Date: September 9th, 2016 8:23 PM
Author: lascivious fat ankles sex offender



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Date: September 9th, 2016 8:34 PM
Author: White meetinghouse roast beef



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31371238)



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Date: October 2nd, 2016 6:57 PM
Author: odious low-t coldplay fan



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Date: October 25th, 2017 12:18 PM
Author: sick public bath therapy



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Date: October 25th, 2017 12:44 PM
Author: Hilarious autistic lettuce crotch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#34525467)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 11:00 AM
Author: impressive crackhouse

Holy shit wtf

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198273)



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Date: August 17th, 2016 12:32 AM
Author: Motley Hot Theater Stage Keepsake Machete

first line was good, the other two ruined your chances by making you look tryhard and egotistical

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31204605)



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Date: August 18th, 2016 9:30 PM
Author: useless cordovan sweet tailpipe

this thread? OP is Fatceps???? possibly?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31218840)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:21 AM
Author: french umber national security agency

Do you suffer from facial ugliness?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31197958)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:23 AM
Author: jet-lagged orchestra pit

no pretty hot.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31197969)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:21 AM
Author: citrine out-of-control menage sandwich

ur done here

also ljl @ some slut putting on her tinder profile that she was top 10% at harvard. and how does a 23 yo white girl have a phd? that would make more sense if it were a superstudyazn that skipped high school etc.

in conclusion this is shit flame bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31197959)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:26 AM
Author: jet-lagged orchestra pit

pls don't fight the hypo and help a bro out if there's any way to save this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31197993)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:36 AM
Author: Turquoise double fault

None... She already saw that you went to Stanford on Tinder. You didn't need to bring it up. Then you made it worse... and then even worse.

Done here, brother. Unless you are in the top 10% of Chads, and are White, then you may have a chance. She's a kyootie, btw.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198075)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:39 AM
Author: jet-lagged orchestra pit

last sentence was salt in wound breh.

yeah, i choked.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198099)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:41 AM
Author: Turquoise double fault

:(

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198114)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:41 AM
Author: useless cordovan sweet tailpipe

who gives a fuck if you choked retard? you are thinking about this all wrong. it's fucking TINDER

she can tell you're overthinking it and overdoing it and that means you like her more than she wants you to and you get laid less than she wants you to

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198115)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:46 AM
Author: jet-lagged orchestra pit

ok masterman so how would you open with a chick like this?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198148)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:48 AM
Author: useless cordovan sweet tailpipe

I DON'T KNOW RETARD I'D PROBABLY SAY LIKE HEY YOU'RE CUTE LET ME LICK YOU FOR HOURS OR LIKE HEY DO YOU EVER STILL WATCH LION KING OR LIKE HOW ABOUT THAT NEW SHOW OR DO YOU WANT TO SEE THIS BAND OR WHATEVER OR LIKE HEY ISN'T JONATHAN FRANZEN A STUPID DUMB FAGGOT OR SOMETHING

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198166)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:52 AM
Author: jet-lagged orchestra pit

1. anyone prole can say that

2. anyone prole can say that

3. anyone prole can say that

4. anyone prole can say that

5. not bad

but messaging her with something similar to what she gets every fucking day of her life on tinder, how doesn't this get extremely redundant and old?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198207)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:52 AM
Author: useless cordovan sweet tailpipe

hey guess what PRO FUCKING TIP: anyone can also FUCK. that's what people go to tinder to FUCKING do. are you going to say "Wow, this is a real prole tell!" when she PUTS YOUR COCK IN HER MOUTH? you FUCKING retard?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198211)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:55 AM
Author: citrine out-of-control menage sandwich

lollll

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198230)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 12:45 PM
Author: Soul-stirring Elite Temple



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Date: August 17th, 2016 12:44 AM
Author: Adventurous Cruel-hearted Skinny Woman Selfie

Lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31204712)



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Date: August 17th, 2016 1:10 AM
Author: soggy khaki rigor

LMAO

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31204858)



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Date: August 17th, 2016 2:28 AM
Author: embarrassed to the bone cuckoldry idea he suggested



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Date: August 17th, 2016 1:30 AM
Author: electric frisky useless brakes



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Date: October 25th, 2017 12:42 PM
Author: mischievous library fortuitous meteor



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:54 AM
Author: Turquoise double fault

Protip: She's taken many a PROLE's TIP.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198225)



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Date: August 17th, 2016 12:31 AM
Author: Insecure talented juggernaut indian lodge



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:46 AM
Author: citrine out-of-control menage sandwich

crrrrr

OP, don't sweat the opener. with your try hard attitude you would have blown it even if you made it to the date

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198155)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 12:00 PM
Author: slate hissy fit mediation



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Date: August 16th, 2016 12:04 PM
Author: jet-lagged orchestra pit

nah if i make it past the opener it's usually smooth sailing because i've traveled the world like RSF and have a bunch of unique things to talk about.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198692)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 12:08 PM
Author: useless cordovan sweet tailpipe

post a picture of such a conversation or we won't believe u

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198707)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 12:17 PM
Author: jet-lagged orchestra pit

http://i.imgur.com/IOsZ2V2.jpg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198761)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 12:23 PM
Author: Turquoise double fault

OMG... you seem nice. But these are horrendous.

Rule 1: Only send 1 message. Period. If she doesn't respond, don't send another.

Rule 2: You don't need complete sentences. I seriously don't know where to start. Something short and sweet. If she responds, only THEN do yo get to know her... and preferably via text/drinks, not via tindertext.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198805)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 12:27 PM
Author: jet-lagged orchestra pit

what do you mean "these are horrendous.". this was in the middle of a conversation (not an opener) nd i fucked this chick. ljl. poaster above wanted me to drove i could hold a convo once getting past the opener and i can.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198854)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 12:30 PM
Author: Turquoise double fault

Jesus... I'm not sure how.

OK. What was wrong with her? PnD?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198870)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 12:44 PM
Author: jet-lagged orchestra pit

all tinder is pnd.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198952)



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Date: September 9th, 2016 8:22 PM
Author: Awkward vivacious mood

my god man

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31371149)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 12:27 PM
Author: jet-lagged orchestra pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198846)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 12:28 PM
Author: Turquoise double fault

Better. Did you seal the deal, or not?

I'm guessing not.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198859)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 12:28 PM
Author: jet-lagged orchestra pit

yes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198862)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 12:33 PM
Author: Turquoise double fault

You should do a better job of getting rid of her name.

Found her on FB, she' not bad looking, actually.

Ask her if Coastal Carolina met her expectations, then drop the Stanford bomb... KABOOOM!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198883)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 12:45 PM
Author: jet-lagged orchestra pit

not bad? c'mon dude. she's a 9.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198959)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 12:46 PM
Author: Turquoise double fault

On a scale of 1-20, she's at least a 9, I'll give you that.

Start watching Corey Wayne videos on youtube, immediately.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198970)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 12:49 PM
Author: jet-lagged orchestra pit

bullshit. she has perfect physique and is a dancer so she's flexible as hell. unrealistic bro.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198979)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 12:53 PM
Author: Turquoise double fault

On binary, she's a 1.

Diff'rent strokes for diff'rent folks. Would I bang her? Of course... I'm fucking ancient. Would I brag about it on XO, of course... I'm fucking ancient and a narcisist. Do I think she's a 9? Hell no. She has a masculine jaw, is thicker than I prefer and is into weird photography shit. (TBF, I like granola crunching skiing, biking and triathlon chicks).

If you're asian/indian, I say this is a very good catch. If white... I'm assuming you've done much better.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198998)



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Date: September 9th, 2016 8:24 PM
Author: Awkward vivacious mood

that guy is an idiot, i can't get through a video

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31371162)



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Date: October 2nd, 2016 7:02 PM
Author: passionate internet-worthy feces candlestick maker

(Facebook stalker)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31543119)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 12:30 PM
Author: citrine out-of-control menage sandwich

these arent bad bro, nice

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198868)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 12:16 PM
Author: diverse chartreuse whorehouse macaca

Lol dude. I'm hoping you're running sad-transparently-posing-as-a-chill-chad-when-really-he's-a-superstudy-striver-dork flame.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198752)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:22 AM
Author: arousing institution idiot

JFC this may be the worst online opener i have ever seen in my life

11/10 for aspieness

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31197961)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:24 AM
Author: jet-lagged orchestra pit

it was meant to be tongue in cheek. hence the "kids" joke.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31197976)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:37 AM
Author: Turquoise double fault

You need to review RSF's work. It doesn't matter that she went to Harvard. She's a chick and is wooed by the same Chad bullshit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198082)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:48 AM
Author: citrine out-of-control menage sandwich

in fact, a chick that went to harvard is probably less likely to be impressed by pedigree, all else being equal

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198170)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 12:01 PM
Author: slate hissy fit mediation

lol this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198679)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 1:11 PM
Author: slimy house-broken preventive strike



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:23 AM
Author: titillating market

"If you add our cumulative test scores, the resultant sum would be greater than 9000, a very high power level indeed!"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31197968)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:24 AM
Author: Excitant submissive locus kitty



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31197974)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:25 AM
Author: Shimmering Frum School Shitlib

spit water out irl

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31197982)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:34 AM
Author: Dun principal's office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198050)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 11:17 AM
Author: Cheese-eating big step-uncle's house private investor

haha

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198414)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 12:21 PM
Author: Disturbing Nursing Home

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198793)



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Date: August 17th, 2016 12:15 AM
Author: Blue floppy spot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31204489)



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Date: August 17th, 2016 12:27 AM
Author: Mind-boggling native toaster

Tyft

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31204570)



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Date: August 17th, 2016 12:48 AM
Author: Adventurous Cruel-hearted Skinny Woman Selfie

Lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31204731)



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Date: August 17th, 2016 1:09 AM
Author: soggy khaki rigor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31204853)



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Date: August 17th, 2016 1:12 AM
Author: vigorous seedy locale liquid oxygen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31204873)



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Date: August 17th, 2016 2:29 AM
Author: embarrassed to the bone cuckoldry idea he suggested



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31205161)



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Date: December 12th, 2016 9:29 AM
Author: cyan irradiated national



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#32118483)



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Date: October 25th, 2017 12:15 PM
Author: Razzle Flatulent Jew Deer Antler

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#34525307)



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Date: October 25th, 2017 12:17 PM
Author: thriller hospital



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#34525318)



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Date: October 25th, 2017 12:45 PM
Author: Hilarious autistic lettuce crotch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#34525475)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:24 AM
Author: Razzmatazz Senate

That S bomb sure isn't powerful

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31197979)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:26 AM
Author: Saffron hideous stock car

Ouch

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31197994)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:26 AM
Author: dull piazza blood rage

There are almost too many ways in which you went wrong here, but what could have possibly made you think that referencing kids in a Tinder message would work?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31197996)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:28 AM
Author: jet-lagged orchestra pit

that's the joke. the fact that it's so damn out of place that it can't be taken seriously.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198004)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 11:31 AM
Author: dull piazza blood rage

Learn some better jokes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198520)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:26 AM
Author: infuriating flickering state pozpig

Hahahaha 110% chance you are nowag

Yellow thumps up confirmed

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31197998)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:34 AM
Author: Poppy Home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198059)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:27 AM
Author: useless cordovan sweet tailpipe

i'm... i just don't know. i don't know where to start

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198000)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:27 AM
Author: jet-lagged orchestra pit

*asks for advice on how to salvage something that failed*

*xo just points out that it failed and kicks a dude when he's down*

thanks xo.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198002)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:28 AM
Author: titillating market

*betrays no awareness in title or OP of the utter hilarity of his "180" opener*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198009)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:30 AM
Author: jet-lagged orchestra pit

ok fine.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198018)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:38 AM
Author: Indigo marketing idea

it's constructive for you to learn that something you thought was cool and funny makes the vast majority of normal people cringe with embarrassment for you

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198094)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:57 AM
Author: fragrant point dysfunction

Holy shit this. What made OP think that would work in SEC country?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198253)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 11:05 AM
Author: citrine out-of-control menage sandwich

bro that opener wouldnt work anywhere

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198314)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:31 AM
Author: useless cordovan sweet tailpipe



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198029)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 12:19 PM
Author: diverse chartreuse whorehouse macaca

This is an anonymous message board bro. You NEED to be humiliated here; that's the only thing that will help you learn -- it's not like it's public.

Don't you know d-bags on FB who you think to yourself "man, that kid would've benefited from going to public HS, where he would've gotten his ass kicked and had hot girls laugh as he screamed and gurgled while getting dunked in the toilet"? Harshness can be a teaching tool.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198779)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:31 AM
Author: jet-lagged orchestra pit

golden shower emojiis and lick messages? insta-response.

raising the level of discourse? gtfo.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198028)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:32 AM
Author: useless cordovan sweet tailpipe

explain how you raised the level of discourse

your opener referenced something she could already tell from your profile

then you bothered her some more

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198039)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:35 AM
Author: jet-lagged orchestra pit

it sets the tone. i can't just open with something like, "pick one - NGOs or NPOs?"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198070)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:36 AM
Author: useless cordovan sweet tailpipe

"setting the tone" in that it establishes that you are a douchey striver shithead who can't think of anything funny or interesting to say?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198076)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:33 AM
Author: jet-lagged orchestra pit

more context - every tweet by this chick is about politics or progressive causes. so i thought she was amped up enough to at least engage the meme of the striver opener.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198043)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:34 AM
Author: useless cordovan sweet tailpipe

so why wasn't your opener about politics then

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198061)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:35 AM
Author: Dun principal's office

Bro, she just set up a date with a Chad who just messaged "Fucky fucky?" You're too many BEEPS deep bro.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198065)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:42 AM
Author: Poppy Home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198122)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:45 AM
Author: Turquoise double fault

LOLing.

This pumo seems like a good dooder. He's obviously smart, he'll use this as a lesson learned. Seriously, review RSF's work. Don't worry about the chicks pedigree or occupation. They're all the same.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198144)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:49 AM
Author: citrine out-of-control menage sandwich



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198181)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 11:29 AM
Author: Alcoholic Massive School Cafeteria



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198507)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:57 AM
Author: Rough-skinned electric furnace



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198251)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:35 AM
Author: infuriating flickering state pozpig

The first message was aspie as fuck. Then you doubled down. Then tripled.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198068)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:36 AM
Author: Dun principal's office

HE'S THREE BEEPS DEEP

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198080)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:37 AM
Author: infuriating flickering state pozpig

He's outta here!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198086)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:43 AM
Author: Overrated Drab Hominid

This. Jesus christ

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198130)



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Date: August 17th, 2016 12:52 AM
Author: Adventurous Cruel-hearted Skinny Woman Selfie

Lol cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31204749)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:37 AM
Author: sexy regret

You somehow managed to write the only opener she probably couldn't respond to

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198090)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 2:31 PM
Author: cerebral chest-beating lay



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31199638)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:38 AM
Author: 180 mint trailer park chad

This is a chick who is an objective 5 who just wants to get piped stop with the academic shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198097)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:40 AM
Author: jet-lagged orchestra pit

dude her legs are elite and she's slim as fuark. 50% of women aren't hotter than she is.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198110)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:43 AM
Author: 180 mint trailer park chad

that's not what an objective 5 is. This isn't on a percentile scale dummy. She looks goofy and you could probably do far better pumo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198134)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:48 AM
Author: jet-lagged orchestra pit

wtf. that's exactly what a 5 means.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198169)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:56 AM
Author: 180 mint trailer park chad

no it doesn't idiot, carrying that logic forward according to you 2 out of every 10 women is an objective 9 or 10.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198238)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 12:22 PM
Author: diverse chartreuse whorehouse macaca

Lol, I agree with you that a 5 is not 50%, because so many women (a third maybe) are so ugly as to not be worth designing the scale to accommodate.

But lol at the your poast. Do you not understand what a bell curve is?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198799)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:47 AM
Author: Turquoise double fault

I love her legs too. FWIW

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198161)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 11:18 AM
Author: Cheese-eating big step-uncle's house private investor

yeah nice slender legs

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198422)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:39 AM
Author: swashbuckling son of senegal

Love it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198101)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:39 AM
Author: Kink-friendly site

omg lol our kids

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198102)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 12:21 PM
Author: Disturbing Nursing Home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198794)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:45 AM
Author: supple zombie-like wrinkle

3 messages 2 hours apart? LJL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198145)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:46 AM
Author: 180 mint trailer park chad

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198149)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:47 AM
Author: jet-lagged orchestra pit

as opposed to? i was (successfully) messaging other chicks during that timeframe.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198157)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:48 AM
Author: useless cordovan sweet tailpipe

as opposed to ANYTHING FUCKING ELSE

seriously is this DVP

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198171)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:47 AM
Author: Saffron hideous stock car

Ouch even worse. Thought this was all at once

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198165)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:49 AM
Author: jet-lagged orchestra pit

how is that worse? i was doing other stuff with my life and messaging other people in the interim.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198177)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:50 AM
Author: useless cordovan sweet tailpipe

brother. brother

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198190)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:51 AM
Author: Poppy Home

yeah. Perfectly reasonable opener and follow up. You played everything perfectly bro. I'm baffled as to why she hasn't responded to you. Must be busy with running a campaign and what not.

Don't worry though bro, just send her another message clarifying what you told us, how the kids stuff is soo left field and you wanted to be different. A girl as smart as her will surely understand.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198203)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:53 AM
Author: jet-lagged orchestra pit

cool thanks. will try it out.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198214)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:54 AM
Author: useless cordovan sweet tailpipe

180. best advice given in this thread, can't wait to see the results. please update once you've done this. you fucking faggot.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198228)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:57 AM
Author: Poppy Home

you know.. sometimes the simplest answer is the right answer. ljl

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198242)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 11:00 AM
Author: Turquoise double fault



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198282)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:57 AM
Author: 180 mint trailer park chad

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198249)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:51 AM
Author: infuriating flickering state pozpig

Lol holy shit didn't see the time stamps. Following up two hours later with a message about "our kids" ahahahahha

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198200)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 11:02 AM
Author: Rough-skinned electric furnace

lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198296)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 12:23 PM
Author: diverse chartreuse whorehouse macaca

Holy fucking shit. Did not even notice that.

OP, I hope this is just an easter egg you left in your flame.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198808)



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Date: August 24th, 2016 4:24 PM
Author: vermilion territorial hall



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31259922)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:51 AM
Author: violet exciting half-breed cruise ship

My BEEP BEEP BEEP machine just broke from aspie overload

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198198)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:57 AM
Author: jet-lagged orchestra pit

ok assholes, then why didn't this non-aspie opener work with another chick:

pic: http://i.imgur.com/PTttITt.jpg

opener: http://i.imgur.com/BJr7rIl.jpg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198244)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:58 AM
Author: 180 mint trailer park chad

jesus she's a 5 too

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198261)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:58 AM
Author: useless cordovan sweet tailpipe

i don't see a non-aspie opener

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198262)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 11:00 AM
Author: jet-lagged orchestra pit

seriously? how is THAT aspie?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198276)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 11:01 AM
Author: useless cordovan sweet tailpipe

it's weird and demanding

SOMEWHAT better would have been "damn, i like the ass on that statue in that one pic"

but still weird

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198287)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 11:06 AM
Author: jet-lagged orchestra pit

demanding isn't good? sets up a hoop for her to jump through so establishes control and projects confidence.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198332)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 11:07 AM
Author: useless cordovan sweet tailpipe

DVP i literally want to watch you die

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198335)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:59 AM
Author: Rough-skinned electric furnace

try "fucky fucky"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198266)



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Date: August 17th, 2016 12:55 AM
Author: Adventurous Cruel-hearted Skinny Woman Selfie



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31204770)



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Date: September 9th, 2016 8:26 PM
Author: Awkward vivacious mood



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31371176)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:59 AM
Author: Saffron hideous stock car

i think thats too aggressive.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198268)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 11:00 AM
Author: infuriating flickering state pozpig

Way too try-hard. Not playful at all.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198278)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 11:04 AM
Author: Turquoise double fault

He needs some winky faces and like 5 thumbs up. This chick is ugly, so perfect practice.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198308)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 11:02 AM
Author: mischievous library fortuitous meteor

Awful flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198292)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 11:05 AM
Author: racy orchid field

BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198321)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 11:06 AM
Author: citrine out-of-control menage sandwich

and you SUPER LIKED her too you little rascal mmm mmm mmmmmmmm

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198328)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 11:07 AM
Author: Kink-friendly site

she doesn't look humorous

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198344)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 11:12 AM
Author: jet-lagged orchestra pit

she's not.

her profile text is "go away"

but she did match me.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198379)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 11:29 AM
Author: Kink-friendly site

lol way to read the room

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198503)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 12:05 PM
Author: jet-lagged orchestra pit

you acknowledge or respond to her "go away" in any way and she controls the comversation. it's anti-PUA.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198697)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 11:39 AM
Author: Turquoise double fault

You should have opened with "No U"!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198571)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:58 AM
Author: beta bateful people who are hurt

lol at all the dweebs in this thread pretending they would do any better.

Op your open was fine, the one thing missing was a NEG. you needed to come out of the gate strong by asking her why she got rejected from working on Hillary's campaign, such that she had to work in bufu, VA

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198256)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:59 AM
Author: jet-lagged orchestra pit

couldn't because i found out her bio by google stalking her. only thing in her profile was her academic pedigree. no descriptive paragraph.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198269)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 11:01 AM
Author: Rough-skinned electric furnace

https://cdn.pastemagazine.com/www/blogs/lists/2012/10/30/fonz.jpg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198290)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 11:08 AM
Author: citrine out-of-control menage sandwich



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198349)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 11:04 AM
Author: titillating market

no descriptive paragraph? her linkedin is like three pages long (E. F.)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198307)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 11:07 AM
Author: jet-lagged orchestra pit

you're good. don't out ty.

but i mean in her tinder.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198348)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 11:00 AM
Author: Saffron hideous stock car

i dont think his opener was that bad. its the follow up messages.

Harvard Stanford power match with the thumbs up wasn't that bad. The stuff after it was.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198283)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 11:02 AM
Author: useless cordovan sweet tailpipe

it's not that bad but it's not surprising she didn't respond. there's nothing interesting in it and, well, she already went to harvard and it's not like she fucked literally every dude there so reminding her he went to stanford (something she already knew) isn't going to be the best argument to fuck him either.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198297)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 11:05 AM
Author: jet-lagged orchestra pit

how was evoking the SEC rivalry in the second one bad?

so if i tried to salvage with something like, "okok was totally joking about the power match (not the kids)" is that still just too fucking weird on top of weird?

i think i might be det with this one.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198317)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 11:05 AM
Author: useless cordovan sweet tailpipe

SHUT THE FUCK UP DVP

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198325)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 11:07 AM
Author: titillating market

it's not dvp, dvp didn't have that degree

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198338)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 11:08 AM
Author: useless cordovan sweet tailpipe

"det"

pics of random girls

doubling down on autism

asking xo for advice

nobody else is like this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198356)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 11:13 AM
Author: jet-lagged orchestra pit

that describes like 80% of xo lol.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198392)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 11:15 AM
Author: useless cordovan sweet tailpipe

yeah? find another thread like this whose OP is not DVP

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198408)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 11:16 AM
Author: jet-lagged orchestra pit

i'm the OP. no, unfortunately i'm just yet another aspie loser on this thing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198413)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 11:18 AM
Author: useless cordovan sweet tailpipe

well let's see

- you came to us for advice

- you pushed back against the advice

- your autism was stunning, abnormal, and persistent

yeah i'm gonna go with dvp or doobs

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198421)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 11:22 AM
Author: jet-lagged orchestra pit

so i guess instead i'm going to have to bone the chick for whom my opener was: "so papa john's and video game date?" (i meant it ironically) to which she responded, "sure :)"

cotdamn so boring. i've traveled the world, have top 1% resources and it all comes down to takeout pizza.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198447)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 11:27 AM
Author: useless cordovan sweet tailpipe

do you actually want to fuck or do you want to preen? faggot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198484)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 11:41 AM
Author: Turquoise double fault

OP, this is the classic "HARSH, BUT FAIR" scenario.

Sleeve is being hard on you because you need to hear it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198582)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 11:09 AM
Author: mischievous library fortuitous meteor

Cr, he never went to stanford

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198363)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 11:15 AM
Author: beta bateful people who are hurt

I thought it was doobs

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198404)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 11:16 AM
Author: useless cordovan sweet tailpipe

also possible, he's been posting actively

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198411)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 11:19 AM
Author: Cheese-eating big step-uncle's house private investor

how about: "Did you know that you only cut out half of your ex-bf from your profile pic?"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198429)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 11:42 AM
Author: Alcoholic Massive School Cafeteria

this thread is some massive and 180 self pwnage

with a 3% chance it's great flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198590)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 11:54 AM
Author: jet-lagged orchestra pit

i usually chime in with KILLSHOT on others but this thread is one massive KILLSHOT on me.

so where can i review RSF's work to see how it's done? i've searched but all i've found is emojis, golden showers, and phil collins.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198647)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 11:58 AM
Author: Turquoise double fault

IGWC has some good ones too...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198661)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 11:59 AM
Author: Claret insanely creepy mad cow disease garrison

Is OP dvp?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198670)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 12:07 PM
Author: slap-happy shrine haunted graveyard

Yeah it's especially bad today I'm afraid

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198702)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 12:12 PM
Author: Claret insanely creepy mad cow disease garrison

thought that bro got scared straight when he was outed

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198727)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 12:19 PM
Author: slap-happy shrine haunted graveyard

No, unfortunately he's back at it. Tail of the dragon.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198775)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 12:23 PM
Author: Trip Drunken Party Of The First Part Depressive

You could still save it with a well-timed "pls respond" this evening

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198812)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 12:37 PM
Author: Dun principal's office

"Hey look, I know you missed the early admissions deadline, but I think you'd be a good fit at pumo u! We have a great cafeteria that's open for dinner! I'll even waive the application fee because your scores are so high ;)!"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198923)



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Date: August 17th, 2016 1:00 AM
Author: Adventurous Cruel-hearted Skinny Woman Selfie

Cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31204798)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 12:25 PM
Author: Turquoise double fault

I love that even the bortgais can LOL at this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198830)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 12:35 PM
Author: cocky stag film pistol

No 23 yo girl who is actually bangable and smart wants to talk about kids in a Tinder opener. OP sounded beta as hell.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198903)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 12:43 PM
Author: opaque aggressive stage

Now I understand why tindr is so easy for me

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198947)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 12:45 PM
Author: Turquoise double fault



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198961)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 12:52 PM
Author: jet-lagged orchestra pit

fine. i'll just pay $500 to fuck a seekingarrangement slut. not worth my time to try to figure this out if i haven't already.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198997)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 1:03 PM
Author: Turquoise double fault

You have plenty of time. You will learn through your failures. Some chicks swipe right as a hedge, and no matter what you say or do will change that she's more attracted to Chad that opened with Fucky fucky?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31199043)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 1:40 PM
Author: jet-lagged orchestra pit

Clearly i'm overthinking this. just opened another chick with:

"420 friendly?"

'hahaha yeah'

"ever smoked a fat cone with a corporate exec b4?"

'not yet'

"you're missing out. later this week"

'ok cool - where you staying'

is it really this easy?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31199292)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 1:58 PM
Author: Turquoise double fault

Yes... don't overthink it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31199417)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 2:06 PM
Author: Saffron hideous stock car

Sounds about right. Don't expect responses from everyone anyways

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31199456)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 2:33 PM
Author: Curious avocado striped hyena

I think that's stupid because you are providing blackmail material against you, unless weed is legal in your state.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31199651)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 2:51 PM
Author: jet-lagged orchestra pit

ljl at this paranoia.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31199804)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 4:38 PM
Author: useless cordovan sweet tailpipe

lol at "corporate exec"

if it works on girls cool but from my perspective dropping things like "stanford" "corporate exec" etc. is douchey. should be on your profile and then go unsaid

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31200606)



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Date: August 17th, 2016 1:02 AM
Author: Adventurous Cruel-hearted Skinny Woman Selfie

This

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31204804)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 2:29 PM
Author: deranged theater

get a fresh haircut

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31199622)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 2:41 PM
Author: Fantasy-prone chocolate rehab nibblets

I now understand why 10% of males get 80% of the women online.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31199723)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 7:06 PM
Author: Turquoise double fault



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31201701)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 7:24 PM
Author: learning disabled karate

This is not why

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31201869)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 6:54 PM
Author: appetizing iridescent stage

Gotta hit'er wit dat plz respond

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31201574)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 7:10 PM
Author: jet-lagged orchestra pit

another chick ghosted on me. after she said she lived closer to [podunk rural town], i said, "you're the one flying that dixie flag up on highway x, aren't you?"

my sense of humor is clearly busted.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31201757)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:47 PM
Author: concupiscible stead

stop talking to chicks like they're your xo bros

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31203705)



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Date: August 17th, 2016 12:11 AM
Author: stirring space

Damn it I laughed so hard I just spilled coffee on my keyboard

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31204454)



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Date: August 17th, 2016 12:14 AM
Author: Aqua tanning salon gaping

Holy shit, OP. Legendary thread.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31204479)



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Date: August 17th, 2016 12:25 AM
Author: Hairraiser burgundy legend



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31204552)



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Date: August 17th, 2016 12:19 AM
Author: Unhinged Fighting Plaza Dingle Berry

You would have been so much better off with "ooga booga muh dick"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31204506)



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Date: August 17th, 2016 12:24 AM
Author: wonderful fiercely-loyal business firm rigpig

best thread in a long time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31204547)



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Date: August 17th, 2016 12:28 AM
Author: Mahogany sanctuary

*RSF messages same girl with eggplant, cat, and thumbs up emoji*

*chick responds with cocktails emoji and "first"*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31204584)



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Date: August 17th, 2016 12:29 AM
Author: Deep bawdyhouse

lulz

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31204592)



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Date: August 17th, 2016 12:29 AM
Author: Deep bawdyhouse

SMOOTH OPERATOR!!!111111

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31204590)



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Date: August 17th, 2016 12:53 AM
Author: crimson effete church

It was funny watching op get gangbanged ITT. So what do you playful smooth operators say on tinder do you just do emojis

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31204752)



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Date: August 17th, 2016 12:57 AM
Author: Unhinged Fighting Plaza Dingle Berry

We must secure the existence of our people and a future for white children.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31204788)



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Date: August 17th, 2016 1:05 AM
Author: crimson effete church

lol I think I get it. Like, that was casually and relevantly witty, made me laugh and 50% more likely to cab to your place for dominos and 420

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31204830)



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Date: August 17th, 2016 1:08 AM
Author: Adventurous Cruel-hearted Skinny Woman Selfie

BEEP BEEP BEEP

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31204843)



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Date: August 17th, 2016 1:13 AM
Author: mischievous library fortuitous meteor

Shut up chink

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31204878)



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Date: August 17th, 2016 1:23 AM
Author: crimson effete church

Oh look, a stalker sync pumo raves incoherently. We sure haven't seen that before.

Shouldn't you be in the tenderloin begging for change?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31204930)



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Date: August 17th, 2016 1:16 AM
Author: jet-lagged orchestra pit

ridiculous that you think that line would play but not my "our kids" joke.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31204893)



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Date: August 17th, 2016 2:59 AM
Author: Unhinged Fighting Plaza Dingle Berry

Proven results: http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2973264&mc=29&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31205279)



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Date: August 17th, 2016 12:58 AM
Author: Hairraiser burgundy legend

you guys will never get it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31204789)



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Date: August 17th, 2016 1:01 AM
Author: useless cordovan sweet tailpipe

i just mention something from her profile, idk. if no profile i mention something from her pictures.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31204802)



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Date: August 17th, 2016 1:17 AM
Author: jet-lagged orchestra pit

only thing in her profile was harvard and some pics of her in europe.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31204897)



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Date: August 17th, 2016 1:18 AM
Author: useless cordovan sweet tailpipe

next time, say something about europe.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31204900)



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Date: August 17th, 2016 1:28 AM
Author: jet-lagged orchestra pit

yeah my game's so off right now i'm losing hope for this weekend's trip.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31204952)



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Date: August 17th, 2016 1:40 AM
Author: useless cordovan sweet tailpipe

i'm losing hope for you not being flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31205012)



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Date: August 17th, 2016 1:19 AM
Author: Mahogany sanctuary

she sounds lame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31204905)



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Date: August 17th, 2016 1:04 AM
Author: Deep bawdyhouse

trade secrets, my chigga

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31204823)



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Date: August 17th, 2016 12:54 AM
Author: Aphrodisiac church building



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31204761)



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Date: August 17th, 2016 1:08 AM
Author: Buff marvelous forum

Can't believe no one's pointed out the funniest part of all of this: OP "did ******* for grad school." Looking closely at the picture, you can read the name of the school.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31204846)



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Date: August 17th, 2016 1:10 AM
Author: useless cordovan sweet tailpipe

eh you should probably edit this brother

but lol at OP not even knowing how to erase something from an image

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31204864)



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Date: August 17th, 2016 1:11 AM
Author: Buff marvelous forum

why should I edit?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31204869)



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Date: August 17th, 2016 1:12 AM
Author: useless cordovan sweet tailpipe

OP is clearly trying to hide this piece of information

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31204875)



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Date: August 17th, 2016 1:14 AM
Author: Buff marvelous forum

Better?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31204881)



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Date: August 17th, 2016 1:14 AM
Author: useless cordovan sweet tailpipe

brother

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31204882)



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Date: August 17th, 2016 1:15 AM
Author: Buff marvelous forum

FINE

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31204888)



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Date: August 17th, 2016 1:17 AM
Author: vigorous seedy locale liquid oxygen

good catch but against the spirit of the board

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31204895)



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Date: August 17th, 2016 1:27 AM
Author: jet-lagged orchestra pit

(classic Doobs)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31204944)



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Date: August 17th, 2016 1:29 AM
Author: at-the-ready yarmulke

*prints out thread*

*puts paper into "Asian Mental Illness" file*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31204958)



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Date: August 17th, 2016 1:32 AM
Author: electric frisky useless brakes

great thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31204974)



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Date: August 17th, 2016 1:49 AM
Author: smoky coffee pot dog poop

The last line about kids - women do not like this approach. Way too aggressive (I know you meant it as a joke but if I was a woman and a random stranger approached me on tinder this way I would have found it creepy and off-putting).

You sounded *really* desperate and immature.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31205040)



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Date: August 17th, 2016 1:52 AM
Author: wonderful fiercely-loyal business firm rigpig

tbf, op's lame opening wouldn't have mattered a whit if he were good-looking enough.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31205048)



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Date: August 17th, 2016 1:55 AM
Author: jet-lagged orchestra pit

i'm above average. not exceptional but definitely not busted. enough for other tinder chicks to compliment me unprompted.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31205057)



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Date: August 17th, 2016 2:51 PM
Author: useless cordovan sweet tailpipe

lol.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31208337)



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Date: August 17th, 2016 2:12 AM
Author: pontificating dilemma

That one poaster got it right - just keep it simple and say "fucky fucky?"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31205114)



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Date: August 18th, 2016 5:30 PM
Author: jet-lagged orchestra pit

UPDATE: she fucking UNMATCHED me. did one of you assholes tip her off about this thread or something?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31217181)



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Date: August 18th, 2016 7:17 PM
Author: Rose aromatic travel guidebook gas station

You are going to break the autism detector

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31217871)



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Date: August 24th, 2016 4:22 PM
Author: jet-lagged orchestra pit

no, seriously i bet someone from here reached out to her because she unmatched me. the messages were pretty bad game but not enough to unmatch. it was something more.

can't be a coincidence that the one unmatch i get aside from offensive lick messaging was the one i shared with xo.

visit to her city was a bust. spent the entire weekend alone.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31259907)



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Date: October 2nd, 2016 6:55 PM
Author: passionate internet-worthy feces candlestick maker

Same retard that had the immigration convo with the 18-year-old?

I feel sorry for you, you don't even seem to realize how idiotic you come across. If I were you I'd get my brain checked and ask a psychiatrist if you have aspergers, because that's what it sounds like here.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31543073)



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Date: October 25th, 2017 12:45 PM
Author: Hilarious autistic lettuce crotch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#34525482)



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Date: August 24th, 2016 4:37 PM
Author: boyish nofapping tank brunch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31260032)



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Date: September 9th, 2016 8:31 PM
Author: Awkward vivacious mood



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31371211)



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Date: September 9th, 2016 8:38 PM
Author: White meetinghouse roast beef

I just messaged her MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31371264)



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Date: October 2nd, 2016 6:51 PM
Author: useless cordovan sweet tailpipe



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31543051)



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Date: October 2nd, 2016 7:02 PM
Author: cobalt parlour

Unghhh she's hot. Definitely my type

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31543111)



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Date: December 12th, 2016 9:20 AM
Author: useless cordovan sweet tailpipe



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#32118456)



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Date: December 12th, 2016 9:39 AM
Author: Razzle-dazzle salmon resort

This thread is cracking me up, coworkers looking at me like I'm insane

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#32118538)