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Thought this Tinder opener was 180, chick didn't respond

Visiting a Southern city in a few days and matched with this...
titillating mental disorder cuckoldry
  08/16/16
flame?
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BEEP BEEP BEEP
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titillating mental disorder cuckoldry
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titillating mental disorder cuckoldry
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titillating mental disorder cuckoldry
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jesus christ op is dead here
vigorous rigpig
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ruddy love of her life psychic
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Holy shit wtf
Bespoke Mustard Mood
  08/16/16
first line was good, the other two ruined your chances by ma...
passionate fear-inspiring mediation
  08/17/16
this thread? OP is Fatceps???? possibly?
Mind-boggling Gas Station Gay Wizard
  08/18/16
Do you suffer from facial ugliness?
out-of-control boltzmann corn cake
  08/16/16
no pretty hot.
titillating mental disorder cuckoldry
  08/16/16
ur done here also ljl @ some slut putting on her tinder ...
Hot Goyim
  08/16/16
pls don't fight the hypo and help a bro out if there's any w...
titillating mental disorder cuckoldry
  08/16/16
None... She already saw that you went to Stanford on Tinder....
Magical legal warrant coldplay fan
  08/16/16
last sentence was salt in wound breh. yeah, i choked.
titillating mental disorder cuckoldry
  08/16/16
:(
Magical legal warrant coldplay fan
  08/16/16
who gives a fuck if you choked retard? you are thinking abou...
Mind-boggling Gas Station Gay Wizard
  08/16/16
ok masterman so how would you open with a chick like this?
titillating mental disorder cuckoldry
  08/16/16
I DON'T KNOW RETARD I'D PROBABLY SAY LIKE HEY YOU'RE CUTE LE...
Mind-boggling Gas Station Gay Wizard
  08/16/16
1. anyone prole can say that 2. anyone prole can say that...
titillating mental disorder cuckoldry
  08/16/16
hey guess what PRO FUCKING TIP: anyone can also FUCK. that's...
Mind-boggling Gas Station Gay Wizard
  08/16/16
lollll
Hot Goyim
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Twinkling Comical Foreskin
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Lol
Histrionic hissy fit wrinkle
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LMAO
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Tan pervert
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khaki library
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Overrated Charismatic Windowlicker
  10/25/17
Protip: She's taken many a PROLE's TIP.
Magical legal warrant coldplay fan
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Sexy Bearded Hall
  08/17/16
crrrrr OP, don't sweat the opener. with your try hard a...
Hot Goyim
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pink digit ratio
  08/16/16
nah if i make it past the opener it's usually smooth sailing...
titillating mental disorder cuckoldry
  08/16/16
post a picture of such a conversation or we won't believe u
Mind-boggling Gas Station Gay Wizard
  08/16/16
http://i.imgur.com/IOsZ2V2.jpg
titillating mental disorder cuckoldry
  08/16/16
OMG... you seem nice. But these are horrendous. Rule 1: ...
Magical legal warrant coldplay fan
  08/16/16
what do you mean "these are horrendous.". this was...
titillating mental disorder cuckoldry
  08/16/16
Jesus... I'm not sure how. OK. What was wrong with her? ...
Magical legal warrant coldplay fan
  08/16/16
all tinder is pnd.
titillating mental disorder cuckoldry
  08/16/16
my god man
exhilarant plum goal in life
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titillating mental disorder cuckoldry
  08/16/16
Better. Did you seal the deal, or not? I'm guessing not.
Magical legal warrant coldplay fan
  08/16/16
yes
titillating mental disorder cuckoldry
  08/16/16
You should do a better job of getting rid of her name. Fo...
Magical legal warrant coldplay fan
  08/16/16
not bad? c'mon dude. she's a 9.
titillating mental disorder cuckoldry
  08/16/16
On a scale of 1-20, she's at least a 9, I'll give you that. ...
Magical legal warrant coldplay fan
  08/16/16
bullshit. she has perfect physique and is a dancer so she's...
titillating mental disorder cuckoldry
  08/16/16
On binary, she's a 1. Diff'rent strokes for diff'rent fo...
Magical legal warrant coldplay fan
  08/16/16
that guy is an idiot, i can't get through a video
exhilarant plum goal in life
  09/09/16
(Facebook stalker)
floppy round eye orchestra pit
  10/02/16
these arent bad bro, nice
Hot Goyim
  08/16/16
Lol dude. I'm hoping you're running sad-transparently-posin...
yapping provocative fat ankles
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JFC this may be the worst online opener i have ever seen in ...
Contagious Scarlet Crackhouse Indirect Expression
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it was meant to be tongue in cheek. hence the "kids&qu...
titillating mental disorder cuckoldry
  08/16/16
You need to review RSF's work. It doesn't matter that she we...
Magical legal warrant coldplay fan
  08/16/16
in fact, a chick that went to harvard is probably less likel...
Hot Goyim
  08/16/16
lol this
pink digit ratio
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"If you add our cumulative test scores, the resultant s...
disrespectful abode affirmative action
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spit water out irl
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Startled queen of the night
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haha
Drab cracking university nibblets
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lol
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Irradiated principal's office
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Tyft
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Lol
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180
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ruddy love of her life psychic
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That S bomb sure isn't powerful
Rough-skinned persian indian lodge
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Ouch
mahogany curious private investor son of senegal
  08/16/16
There are almost too many ways in which you went wrong here,...
Razzmatazz Alcoholic Degenerate
  08/16/16
that's the joke. the fact that it's so damn out of place th...
titillating mental disorder cuckoldry
  08/16/16
Learn some better jokes.
Razzmatazz Alcoholic Degenerate
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Hahahaha 110% chance you are nowag Yellow thumps up confi...
claret insecure dilemma mad cow disease
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slap-happy unhinged laser beams
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i'm... i just don't know. i don't know where to start
Mind-boggling Gas Station Gay Wizard
  08/16/16
*asks for advice on how to salvage something that failed* ...
titillating mental disorder cuckoldry
  08/16/16
*betrays no awareness in title or OP of the utter hilarity o...
disrespectful abode affirmative action
  08/16/16
ok fine.
titillating mental disorder cuckoldry
  08/16/16
it's constructive for you to learn that something you though...
big-titted toilet seat
  08/16/16
Holy shit this. What made OP think that would work in SEC co...
Brass nubile elastic band step-uncle's house
  08/16/16
bro that opener wouldnt work anywhere
Hot Goyim
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Mind-boggling Gas Station Gay Wizard
  08/16/16
This is an anonymous message board bro. You NEED to be humi...
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golden shower emojiis and lick messages? insta-response. ...
titillating mental disorder cuckoldry
  08/16/16
explain how you raised the level of discourse your opener...
Mind-boggling Gas Station Gay Wizard
  08/16/16
it sets the tone. i can't just open with something like, &q...
titillating mental disorder cuckoldry
  08/16/16
"setting the tone" in that it establishes that you...
Mind-boggling Gas Station Gay Wizard
  08/16/16
more context - every tweet by this chick is about politics o...
titillating mental disorder cuckoldry
  08/16/16
so why wasn't your opener about politics then
Mind-boggling Gas Station Gay Wizard
  08/16/16
Bro, she just set up a date with a Chad who just messaged &q...
Startled queen of the night
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...
slap-happy unhinged laser beams
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LOLing. This pumo seems like a good dooder. He's obviousl...
Magical legal warrant coldplay fan
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Hot Goyim
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yellow motley blood rage
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deranged lettuce spot
  08/16/16
The first message was aspie as fuck. Then you doubled down. ...
claret insecure dilemma mad cow disease
  08/16/16
HE'S THREE BEEPS DEEP
Startled queen of the night
  08/16/16
He's outta here!
claret insecure dilemma mad cow disease
  08/16/16
This. Jesus christ
translucent razzle-dazzle center knife
  08/16/16
Lol cr
Histrionic hissy fit wrinkle
  08/17/16
You somehow managed to write the only opener she probably co...
bearded trailer park
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razzle native sneaky criminal
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This is a chick who is an objective 5 who just wants to get ...
Talented pontificating chad new version
  08/16/16
dude her legs are elite and she's slim as fuark. 50% of wom...
titillating mental disorder cuckoldry
  08/16/16
that's not what an objective 5 is. This isn't on a percentil...
Talented pontificating chad new version
  08/16/16
wtf. that's exactly what a 5 means.
titillating mental disorder cuckoldry
  08/16/16
no it doesn't idiot, carrying that logic forward according t...
Talented pontificating chad new version
  08/16/16
Lol, I agree with you that a 5 is not 50%, because so many w...
yapping provocative fat ankles
  08/16/16
I love her legs too. FWIW
Magical legal warrant coldplay fan
  08/16/16
yeah nice slender legs
Drab cracking university nibblets
  08/16/16
Love it
Glittery nursing home volcanic crater
  08/16/16
omg lol our kids
odious angry rehab juggernaut
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...
carmine toaster
  08/16/16
3 messages 2 hours apart? LJL
big umber lay sweet tailpipe
  08/16/16
lol
Talented pontificating chad new version
  08/16/16
as opposed to? i was (successfully) messaging other chicks ...
titillating mental disorder cuckoldry
  08/16/16
as opposed to ANYTHING FUCKING ELSE seriously is this DVP
Mind-boggling Gas Station Gay Wizard
  08/16/16
Ouch even worse. Thought this was all at once
mahogany curious private investor son of senegal
  08/16/16
how is that worse? i was doing other stuff with my life and...
titillating mental disorder cuckoldry
  08/16/16
brother. brother
Mind-boggling Gas Station Gay Wizard
  08/16/16
yeah. Perfectly reasonable opener and follow up. You played ...
slap-happy unhinged laser beams
  08/16/16
cool thanks. will try it out.
titillating mental disorder cuckoldry
  08/16/16
180. best advice given in this thread, can't wait to see the...
Mind-boggling Gas Station Gay Wizard
  08/16/16
you know.. sometimes the simplest answer is the right answer...
slap-happy unhinged laser beams
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...
Magical legal warrant coldplay fan
  08/16/16
lol
Talented pontificating chad new version
  08/16/16
Lol holy shit didn't see the time stamps. Following up two h...
claret insecure dilemma mad cow disease
  08/16/16
lmao
deranged lettuce spot
  08/16/16
Holy fucking shit. Did not even notice that. OP, I hope ...
yapping provocative fat ankles
  08/16/16
...
amethyst azn
  08/24/16
My BEEP BEEP BEEP machine just broke from aspie overload
Bipolar white messiness
  08/16/16
ok assholes, then why didn't this non-aspie opener work with...
titillating mental disorder cuckoldry
  08/16/16
jesus she's a 5 too
Talented pontificating chad new version
  08/16/16
i don't see a non-aspie opener
Mind-boggling Gas Station Gay Wizard
  08/16/16
seriously? how is THAT aspie?
titillating mental disorder cuckoldry
  08/16/16
it's weird and demanding SOMEWHAT better would have been ...
Mind-boggling Gas Station Gay Wizard
  08/16/16
demanding isn't good? sets up a hoop for her to jump through...
titillating mental disorder cuckoldry
  08/16/16
DVP i literally want to watch you die
Mind-boggling Gas Station Gay Wizard
  08/16/16
try "fucky fucky"
deranged lettuce spot
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...
Histrionic hissy fit wrinkle
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exhilarant plum goal in life
  09/09/16
i think thats too aggressive.
mahogany curious private investor son of senegal
  08/16/16
Way too try-hard. Not playful at all.
claret insecure dilemma mad cow disease
  08/16/16
He needs some winky faces and like 5 thumbs up. This chick i...
Magical legal warrant coldplay fan
  08/16/16
Awful flame
Overrated Charismatic Windowlicker
  08/16/16
BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP
Dark Black Woman
  08/16/16
and you SUPER LIKED her too you little rascal mmm mmm mmmmmm...
Hot Goyim
  08/16/16
she doesn't look humorous
odious angry rehab juggernaut
  08/16/16
she's not. her profile text is "go away" but...
titillating mental disorder cuckoldry
  08/16/16
lol way to read the room
odious angry rehab juggernaut
  08/16/16
you acknowledge or respond to her "go away" in any...
titillating mental disorder cuckoldry
  08/16/16
You should have opened with "No U"!
Magical legal warrant coldplay fan
  08/16/16
lol at all the dweebs in this thread pretending they would d...
Idiotic Arousing Parlour
  08/16/16
couldn't because i found out her bio by google stalking her....
titillating mental disorder cuckoldry
  08/16/16
https://cdn.pastemagazine.com/www/blogs/lists/2012/10/30/fon...
deranged lettuce spot
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...
Hot Goyim
  08/16/16
no descriptive paragraph? her linkedin is like three pages l...
disrespectful abode affirmative action
  08/16/16
you're good. don't out ty. but i mean in her tinder.
titillating mental disorder cuckoldry
  08/16/16
i dont think his opener was that bad. its the follow up mes...
mahogany curious private investor son of senegal
  08/16/16
it's not that bad but it's not surprising she didn't respond...
Mind-boggling Gas Station Gay Wizard
  08/16/16
how was evoking the SEC rivalry in the second one bad? s...
titillating mental disorder cuckoldry
  08/16/16
SHUT THE FUCK UP DVP
Mind-boggling Gas Station Gay Wizard
  08/16/16
it's not dvp, dvp didn't have that degree
disrespectful abode affirmative action
  08/16/16
"det" pics of random girls doubling down on auti...
Mind-boggling Gas Station Gay Wizard
  08/16/16
that describes like 80% of xo lol.
titillating mental disorder cuckoldry
  08/16/16
yeah? find another thread like this whose OP is not DVP
Mind-boggling Gas Station Gay Wizard
  08/16/16
i'm the OP. no, unfortunately i'm just yet another aspie lo...
titillating mental disorder cuckoldry
  08/16/16
well let's see - you came to us for advice - you pushed ba...
Mind-boggling Gas Station Gay Wizard
  08/16/16
so i guess instead i'm going to have to bone the chick for w...
titillating mental disorder cuckoldry
  08/16/16
do you actually want to fuck or do you want to preen? faggot
Mind-boggling Gas Station Gay Wizard
  08/16/16
OP, this is the classic "HARSH, BUT FAIR" scenario...
Magical legal warrant coldplay fan
  08/16/16
Cr, he never went to stanford
Overrated Charismatic Windowlicker
  08/16/16
I thought it was doobs
Idiotic Arousing Parlour
  08/16/16
also possible, he's been posting actively
Mind-boggling Gas Station Gay Wizard
  08/16/16
how about: "Did you know that you only cut out half of...
Drab cracking university nibblets
  08/16/16
this thread is some massive and 180 self pwnage with a 3%...
yellow motley blood rage
  08/16/16
i usually chime in with KILLSHOT on others but this thread i...
titillating mental disorder cuckoldry
  08/16/16
IGWC has some good ones too...
Magical legal warrant coldplay fan
  08/16/16
Is OP dvp?
adulterous business firm therapy
  08/16/16
Yeah it's especially bad today I'm afraid
bright frisky ticket booth
  08/16/16
thought that bro got scared straight when he was outed
adulterous business firm therapy
  08/16/16
No, unfortunately he's back at it. Tail of the dragon.
bright frisky ticket booth
  08/16/16
You could still save it with a well-timed "pls respond&...
Pea-brained senate
  08/16/16
"Hey look, I know you missed the early admissions deadl...
Startled queen of the night
  08/16/16
Cr
Histrionic hissy fit wrinkle
  08/17/16
I love that even the bortgais can LOL at this.
Magical legal warrant coldplay fan
  08/16/16
No 23 yo girl who is actually bangable and smart wants to ta...
demanding diverse field police squad
  08/16/16
Now I understand why tindr is so easy for me
dashing stage mexican
  08/16/16
...
Magical legal warrant coldplay fan
  08/16/16
fine. i'll just pay $500 to fuck a seekingarrangement slut....
titillating mental disorder cuckoldry
  08/16/16
You have plenty of time. You will learn through your failure...
Magical legal warrant coldplay fan
  08/16/16
Clearly i'm overthinking this. just opened another chick wi...
titillating mental disorder cuckoldry
  08/16/16
Yes... don't overthink it.
Magical legal warrant coldplay fan
  08/16/16
Sounds about right. Don't expect responses from everyone an...
mahogany curious private investor son of senegal
  08/16/16
I think that's stupid because you are providing blackmail ma...
Dull underhanded factory reset button
  08/16/16
ljl at this paranoia.
titillating mental disorder cuckoldry
  08/16/16
lol at "corporate exec" if it works on girls co...
Mind-boggling Gas Station Gay Wizard
  08/16/16
This
Histrionic hissy fit wrinkle
  08/17/16
get a fresh haircut
fluffy market
  08/16/16
I now understand why 10% of males get 80% of the women onlin...
180 twinkling uncleanness
  08/16/16
...
Magical legal warrant coldplay fan
  08/16/16
This is not why
Cowardly Cerebral Dopamine Home
  08/16/16
Gotta hit'er wit dat plz respond
Outnumbered ceo
  08/16/16
another chick ghosted on me. after she said she lived close...
titillating mental disorder cuckoldry
  08/16/16
stop talking to chicks like they're your xo bros
wonderful resort
  08/16/16
Damn it I laughed so hard I just spilled coffee on my keyboa...
Beady-eyed glassy macaca national security agency
  08/17/16
Holy shit, OP. Legendary thread.
vigorous rigpig
  08/17/16
...
startling wild cruise ship athletic conference
  08/17/16
You would have been so much better off with "ooga booga...
Embarrassed To The Bone Know-it-all Jap
  08/17/16
best thread in a long time.
internet-worthy hospital
  08/17/16
*RSF messages same girl with eggplant, cat, and thumbs up em...
marvelous set dysfunction
  08/17/16
lulz
appetizing shrine pozpig
  08/17/16
SMOOTH OPERATOR!!!111111
appetizing shrine pozpig
  08/17/16
It was funny watching op get gangbanged ITT. So what do you ...
chrome potus
  08/17/16
We must secure the existence of our people and a future for ...
Embarrassed To The Bone Know-it-all Jap
  08/17/16
lol I think I get it. Like, that was casually and relevantly...
chrome potus
  08/17/16
BEEP BEEP BEEP
Histrionic hissy fit wrinkle
  08/17/16
Shut up chink
Overrated Charismatic Windowlicker
  08/17/16
Oh look, a stalker sync pumo raves incoherently. We sure hav...
chrome potus
  08/17/16
ridiculous that you think that line would play but not my &q...
titillating mental disorder cuckoldry
  08/17/16
Proven results: http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=...
Embarrassed To The Bone Know-it-all Jap
  08/17/16
you guys will never get it
startling wild cruise ship athletic conference
  08/17/16
i just mention something from her profile, idk. if no profil...
Mind-boggling Gas Station Gay Wizard
  08/17/16
only thing in her profile was harvard and some pics of her i...
titillating mental disorder cuckoldry
  08/17/16
next time, say something about europe.
Mind-boggling Gas Station Gay Wizard
  08/17/16
yeah my game's so off right now i'm losing hope for this wee...
titillating mental disorder cuckoldry
  08/17/16
i'm losing hope for you not being flame
Mind-boggling Gas Station Gay Wizard
  08/17/16
she sounds lame
marvelous set dysfunction
  08/17/16
trade secrets, my chigga
appetizing shrine pozpig
  08/17/16
...
lake newt idiot
  08/17/16
Can't believe no one's pointed out the funniest part of all ...
Swashbuckling citrine kitchen headpube
  08/17/16
eh you should probably edit this brother but lol at OP no...
Mind-boggling Gas Station Gay Wizard
  08/17/16
why should I edit?
Swashbuckling citrine kitchen headpube
  08/17/16
OP is clearly trying to hide this piece of information
Mind-boggling Gas Station Gay Wizard
  08/17/16
Better?
Swashbuckling citrine kitchen headpube
  08/17/16
brother
Mind-boggling Gas Station Gay Wizard
  08/17/16
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good catch but against the spirit of the board
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(classic Doobs)
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*prints out thread* *puts paper into "Asian Mental I...
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lol.
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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:20 AM
Author: titillating mental disorder cuckoldry

Visiting a Southern city in a few days and matched with this chick - http://i.imgur.com/Wonjybm.jpg

she's 23, was top 10% at harvard, has a phd, and is a deputy campaign manager for a democratic us senate candidate.

this was my attempted opener: http://i.imgur.com/ndnba7o.jpg. thought it would play well given that she currently lives somewhere without a lot of elite dudes.

no response. how to salvage? normally i just play the numbers game but i really want to bone this one.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31197954)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:21 AM
Author: Adventurous bossy faggotry institution

flame?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31197957)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 12:59 PM
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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:32 AM
Author: copper kitty

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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:34 AM
Author: Magical legal warrant coldplay fan



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Date: August 16th, 2016 1:12 PM
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Date: August 16th, 2016 2:51 PM
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Date: August 16th, 2016 2:52 PM
Author: titillating mental disorder cuckoldry



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Date: August 16th, 2016 2:52 PM
Author: titillating mental disorder cuckoldry



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Date: August 16th, 2016 2:52 PM
Author: titillating mental disorder cuckoldry



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Date: August 16th, 2016 2:52 PM
Author: titillating mental disorder cuckoldry



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Date: August 16th, 2016 4:34 PM
Author: titillating mental disorder cuckoldry



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Date: August 16th, 2016 5:04 PM
Author: titillating mental disorder cuckoldry



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Date: August 17th, 2016 12:13 AM
Author: vigorous rigpig

jesus christ op is dead here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31204474)



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Date: August 17th, 2016 12:15 AM
Author: Irradiated principal's office



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Date: August 17th, 2016 12:16 AM
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Date: August 17th, 2016 12:18 AM
Author: titillating mental disorder cuckoldry



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Date: August 17th, 2016 12:19 AM
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Date: August 17th, 2016 12:30 AM
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Date: August 17th, 2016 12:42 AM
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Date: August 17th, 2016 1:28 AM
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Date: August 17th, 2016 1:29 AM
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Date: August 17th, 2016 2:29 AM
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Date: August 17th, 2016 2:58 AM
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Date: August 17th, 2016 4:19 AM
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Date: August 18th, 2016 7:06 PM
Author: titillating mental disorder cuckoldry



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Date: September 9th, 2016 8:23 PM
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Date: September 9th, 2016 8:34 PM
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Date: October 2nd, 2016 6:57 PM
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Date: October 25th, 2017 12:44 PM
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Date: August 16th, 2016 11:00 AM
Author: Bespoke Mustard Mood

Holy shit wtf

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198273)



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Date: August 17th, 2016 12:32 AM
Author: passionate fear-inspiring mediation

first line was good, the other two ruined your chances by making you look tryhard and egotistical

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31204605)



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Date: August 18th, 2016 9:30 PM
Author: Mind-boggling Gas Station Gay Wizard

this thread? OP is Fatceps???? possibly?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31218840)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:21 AM
Author: out-of-control boltzmann corn cake

Do you suffer from facial ugliness?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31197958)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:23 AM
Author: titillating mental disorder cuckoldry

no pretty hot.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31197969)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:21 AM
Author: Hot Goyim

ur done here

also ljl @ some slut putting on her tinder profile that she was top 10% at harvard. and how does a 23 yo white girl have a phd? that would make more sense if it were a superstudyazn that skipped high school etc.

in conclusion this is shit flame bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31197959)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:26 AM
Author: titillating mental disorder cuckoldry

pls don't fight the hypo and help a bro out if there's any way to save this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31197993)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:36 AM
Author: Magical legal warrant coldplay fan

None... She already saw that you went to Stanford on Tinder. You didn't need to bring it up. Then you made it worse... and then even worse.

Done here, brother. Unless you are in the top 10% of Chads, and are White, then you may have a chance. She's a kyootie, btw.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198075)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:39 AM
Author: titillating mental disorder cuckoldry

last sentence was salt in wound breh.

yeah, i choked.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198099)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:41 AM
Author: Magical legal warrant coldplay fan

:(

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198114)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:41 AM
Author: Mind-boggling Gas Station Gay Wizard

who gives a fuck if you choked retard? you are thinking about this all wrong. it's fucking TINDER

she can tell you're overthinking it and overdoing it and that means you like her more than she wants you to and you get laid less than she wants you to

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198115)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:46 AM
Author: titillating mental disorder cuckoldry

ok masterman so how would you open with a chick like this?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198148)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:48 AM
Author: Mind-boggling Gas Station Gay Wizard

I DON'T KNOW RETARD I'D PROBABLY SAY LIKE HEY YOU'RE CUTE LET ME LICK YOU FOR HOURS OR LIKE HEY DO YOU EVER STILL WATCH LION KING OR LIKE HOW ABOUT THAT NEW SHOW OR DO YOU WANT TO SEE THIS BAND OR WHATEVER OR LIKE HEY ISN'T JONATHAN FRANZEN A STUPID DUMB FAGGOT OR SOMETHING

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198166)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:52 AM
Author: titillating mental disorder cuckoldry

1. anyone prole can say that

2. anyone prole can say that

3. anyone prole can say that

4. anyone prole can say that

5. not bad

but messaging her with something similar to what she gets every fucking day of her life on tinder, how doesn't this get extremely redundant and old?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198207)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:52 AM
Author: Mind-boggling Gas Station Gay Wizard

hey guess what PRO FUCKING TIP: anyone can also FUCK. that's what people go to tinder to FUCKING do. are you going to say "Wow, this is a real prole tell!" when she PUTS YOUR COCK IN HER MOUTH? you FUCKING retard?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198211)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:55 AM
Author: Hot Goyim

lollll

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198230)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 12:45 PM
Author: Twinkling Comical Foreskin



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Date: August 17th, 2016 12:44 AM
Author: Histrionic hissy fit wrinkle

Lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31204712)



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Date: August 17th, 2016 1:10 AM
Author: buff hairy legs clown

LMAO

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31204858)



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Date: August 17th, 2016 2:28 AM
Author: Tan pervert



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Date: August 17th, 2016 1:30 AM
Author: khaki library



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Author: Overrated Charismatic Windowlicker



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:54 AM
Author: Magical legal warrant coldplay fan

Protip: She's taken many a PROLE's TIP.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198225)



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Date: August 17th, 2016 12:31 AM
Author: Sexy Bearded Hall



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:46 AM
Author: Hot Goyim

crrrrr

OP, don't sweat the opener. with your try hard attitude you would have blown it even if you made it to the date

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198155)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 12:00 PM
Author: pink digit ratio



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Date: August 16th, 2016 12:04 PM
Author: titillating mental disorder cuckoldry

nah if i make it past the opener it's usually smooth sailing because i've traveled the world like RSF and have a bunch of unique things to talk about.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198692)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 12:08 PM
Author: Mind-boggling Gas Station Gay Wizard

post a picture of such a conversation or we won't believe u

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198707)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 12:17 PM
Author: titillating mental disorder cuckoldry

http://i.imgur.com/IOsZ2V2.jpg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198761)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 12:23 PM
Author: Magical legal warrant coldplay fan

OMG... you seem nice. But these are horrendous.

Rule 1: Only send 1 message. Period. If she doesn't respond, don't send another.

Rule 2: You don't need complete sentences. I seriously don't know where to start. Something short and sweet. If she responds, only THEN do yo get to know her... and preferably via text/drinks, not via tindertext.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198805)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 12:27 PM
Author: titillating mental disorder cuckoldry

what do you mean "these are horrendous.". this was in the middle of a conversation (not an opener) nd i fucked this chick. ljl. poaster above wanted me to drove i could hold a convo once getting past the opener and i can.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198854)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 12:30 PM
Author: Magical legal warrant coldplay fan

Jesus... I'm not sure how.

OK. What was wrong with her? PnD?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198870)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 12:44 PM
Author: titillating mental disorder cuckoldry

all tinder is pnd.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198952)



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Date: September 9th, 2016 8:22 PM
Author: exhilarant plum goal in life

my god man

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31371149)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 12:27 PM
Author: titillating mental disorder cuckoldry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198846)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 12:28 PM
Author: Magical legal warrant coldplay fan

Better. Did you seal the deal, or not?

I'm guessing not.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198859)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 12:28 PM
Author: titillating mental disorder cuckoldry

yes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198862)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 12:33 PM
Author: Magical legal warrant coldplay fan

You should do a better job of getting rid of her name.

Found her on FB, she' not bad looking, actually.

Ask her if Coastal Carolina met her expectations, then drop the Stanford bomb... KABOOOM!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198883)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 12:45 PM
Author: titillating mental disorder cuckoldry

not bad? c'mon dude. she's a 9.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198959)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 12:46 PM
Author: Magical legal warrant coldplay fan

On a scale of 1-20, she's at least a 9, I'll give you that.

Start watching Corey Wayne videos on youtube, immediately.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198970)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 12:49 PM
Author: titillating mental disorder cuckoldry

bullshit. she has perfect physique and is a dancer so she's flexible as hell. unrealistic bro.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198979)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 12:53 PM
Author: Magical legal warrant coldplay fan

On binary, she's a 1.

Diff'rent strokes for diff'rent folks. Would I bang her? Of course... I'm fucking ancient. Would I brag about it on XO, of course... I'm fucking ancient and a narcisist. Do I think she's a 9? Hell no. She has a masculine jaw, is thicker than I prefer and is into weird photography shit. (TBF, I like granola crunching skiing, biking and triathlon chicks).

If you're asian/indian, I say this is a very good catch. If white... I'm assuming you've done much better.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198998)



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Date: September 9th, 2016 8:24 PM
Author: exhilarant plum goal in life

that guy is an idiot, i can't get through a video

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31371162)



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Date: October 2nd, 2016 7:02 PM
Author: floppy round eye orchestra pit

(Facebook stalker)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31543119)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 12:30 PM
Author: Hot Goyim

these arent bad bro, nice

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198868)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 12:16 PM
Author: yapping provocative fat ankles

Lol dude. I'm hoping you're running sad-transparently-posing-as-a-chill-chad-when-really-he's-a-superstudy-striver-dork flame.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198752)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:22 AM
Author: Contagious Scarlet Crackhouse Indirect Expression

JFC this may be the worst online opener i have ever seen in my life

11/10 for aspieness

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31197961)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:24 AM
Author: titillating mental disorder cuckoldry

it was meant to be tongue in cheek. hence the "kids" joke.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31197976)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:37 AM
Author: Magical legal warrant coldplay fan

You need to review RSF's work. It doesn't matter that she went to Harvard. She's a chick and is wooed by the same Chad bullshit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198082)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:48 AM
Author: Hot Goyim

in fact, a chick that went to harvard is probably less likely to be impressed by pedigree, all else being equal

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198170)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 12:01 PM
Author: pink digit ratio

lol this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198679)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 1:11 PM
Author: indigo spectacular gunner telephone



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31199091)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:23 AM
Author: disrespectful abode affirmative action

"If you add our cumulative test scores, the resultant sum would be greater than 9000, a very high power level indeed!"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31197968)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:24 AM
Author: bateful peach church building



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31197974)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:25 AM
Author: thriller high-end sandwich space

spit water out irl

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31197982)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:34 AM
Author: Startled queen of the night



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198050)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 11:17 AM
Author: Drab cracking university nibblets

haha

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198414)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 12:21 PM
Author: carmine toaster

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198793)



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Date: August 17th, 2016 12:15 AM
Author: Irradiated principal's office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31204489)



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Date: August 17th, 2016 12:27 AM
Author: Electric roast beef theater stage

Tyft

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31204570)



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Date: August 17th, 2016 12:48 AM
Author: Histrionic hissy fit wrinkle

Lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31204731)



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Date: August 17th, 2016 1:09 AM
Author: buff hairy legs clown



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31204853)



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Date: August 17th, 2016 1:12 AM
Author: Galvanic Gaping School Cafeteria



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31204873)



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Date: August 17th, 2016 2:29 AM
Author: Tan pervert



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31205161)



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Date: December 12th, 2016 9:29 AM
Author: Trip lime box office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#32118483)



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Date: October 25th, 2017 12:15 PM
Author: Laughsome nofapping locale selfie

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#34525307)



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Date: October 25th, 2017 12:17 PM
Author: Fiercely-loyal Range Nowag



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#34525318)



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Date: October 25th, 2017 12:45 PM
Author: ruddy love of her life psychic



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#34525475)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:24 AM
Author: Rough-skinned persian indian lodge

That S bomb sure isn't powerful

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31197979)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:26 AM
Author: mahogany curious private investor son of senegal

Ouch

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31197994)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:26 AM
Author: Razzmatazz Alcoholic Degenerate

There are almost too many ways in which you went wrong here, but what could have possibly made you think that referencing kids in a Tinder message would work?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31197996)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:28 AM
Author: titillating mental disorder cuckoldry

that's the joke. the fact that it's so damn out of place that it can't be taken seriously.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198004)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 11:31 AM
Author: Razzmatazz Alcoholic Degenerate

Learn some better jokes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198520)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:26 AM
Author: claret insecure dilemma mad cow disease

Hahahaha 110% chance you are nowag

Yellow thumps up confirmed

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31197998)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:34 AM
Author: slap-happy unhinged laser beams



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198059)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:27 AM
Author: Mind-boggling Gas Station Gay Wizard

i'm... i just don't know. i don't know where to start

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198000)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:27 AM
Author: titillating mental disorder cuckoldry

*asks for advice on how to salvage something that failed*

*xo just points out that it failed and kicks a dude when he's down*

thanks xo.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198002)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:28 AM
Author: disrespectful abode affirmative action

*betrays no awareness in title or OP of the utter hilarity of his "180" opener*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198009)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:30 AM
Author: titillating mental disorder cuckoldry

ok fine.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198018)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:38 AM
Author: big-titted toilet seat

it's constructive for you to learn that something you thought was cool and funny makes the vast majority of normal people cringe with embarrassment for you

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198094)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:57 AM
Author: Brass nubile elastic band step-uncle's house

Holy shit this. What made OP think that would work in SEC country?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198253)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 11:05 AM
Author: Hot Goyim

bro that opener wouldnt work anywhere

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198314)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:31 AM
Author: Mind-boggling Gas Station Gay Wizard



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198029)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 12:19 PM
Author: yapping provocative fat ankles

This is an anonymous message board bro. You NEED to be humiliated here; that's the only thing that will help you learn -- it's not like it's public.

Don't you know d-bags on FB who you think to yourself "man, that kid would've benefited from going to public HS, where he would've gotten his ass kicked and had hot girls laugh as he screamed and gurgled while getting dunked in the toilet"? Harshness can be a teaching tool.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198779)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:31 AM
Author: titillating mental disorder cuckoldry

golden shower emojiis and lick messages? insta-response.

raising the level of discourse? gtfo.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198028)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:32 AM
Author: Mind-boggling Gas Station Gay Wizard

explain how you raised the level of discourse

your opener referenced something she could already tell from your profile

then you bothered her some more

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198039)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:35 AM
Author: titillating mental disorder cuckoldry

it sets the tone. i can't just open with something like, "pick one - NGOs or NPOs?"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198070)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:36 AM
Author: Mind-boggling Gas Station Gay Wizard

"setting the tone" in that it establishes that you are a douchey striver shithead who can't think of anything funny or interesting to say?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198076)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:33 AM
Author: titillating mental disorder cuckoldry

more context - every tweet by this chick is about politics or progressive causes. so i thought she was amped up enough to at least engage the meme of the striver opener.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198043)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:34 AM
Author: Mind-boggling Gas Station Gay Wizard

so why wasn't your opener about politics then

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198061)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:35 AM
Author: Startled queen of the night

Bro, she just set up a date with a Chad who just messaged "Fucky fucky?" You're too many BEEPS deep bro.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198065)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:42 AM
Author: slap-happy unhinged laser beams



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198122)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:45 AM
Author: Magical legal warrant coldplay fan

LOLing.

This pumo seems like a good dooder. He's obviously smart, he'll use this as a lesson learned. Seriously, review RSF's work. Don't worry about the chicks pedigree or occupation. They're all the same.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198144)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:49 AM
Author: Hot Goyim



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198181)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 11:29 AM
Author: yellow motley blood rage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198507)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:57 AM
Author: deranged lettuce spot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198251)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:35 AM
Author: claret insecure dilemma mad cow disease

The first message was aspie as fuck. Then you doubled down. Then tripled.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198068)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:36 AM
Author: Startled queen of the night

HE'S THREE BEEPS DEEP

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198080)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:37 AM
Author: claret insecure dilemma mad cow disease

He's outta here!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198086)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:43 AM
Author: translucent razzle-dazzle center knife

This. Jesus christ

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198130)



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Date: August 17th, 2016 12:52 AM
Author: Histrionic hissy fit wrinkle

Lol cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31204749)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:37 AM
Author: bearded trailer park

You somehow managed to write the only opener she probably couldn't respond to

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198090)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 2:31 PM
Author: razzle native sneaky criminal



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31199638)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:38 AM
Author: Talented pontificating chad new version

This is a chick who is an objective 5 who just wants to get piped stop with the academic shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198097)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:40 AM
Author: titillating mental disorder cuckoldry

dude her legs are elite and she's slim as fuark. 50% of women aren't hotter than she is.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198110)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:43 AM
Author: Talented pontificating chad new version

that's not what an objective 5 is. This isn't on a percentile scale dummy. She looks goofy and you could probably do far better pumo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198134)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:48 AM
Author: titillating mental disorder cuckoldry

wtf. that's exactly what a 5 means.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198169)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:56 AM
Author: Talented pontificating chad new version

no it doesn't idiot, carrying that logic forward according to you 2 out of every 10 women is an objective 9 or 10.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198238)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 12:22 PM
Author: yapping provocative fat ankles

Lol, I agree with you that a 5 is not 50%, because so many women (a third maybe) are so ugly as to not be worth designing the scale to accommodate.

But lol at the your poast. Do you not understand what a bell curve is?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198799)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:47 AM
Author: Magical legal warrant coldplay fan

I love her legs too. FWIW

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198161)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 11:18 AM
Author: Drab cracking university nibblets

yeah nice slender legs

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198422)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:39 AM
Author: Glittery nursing home volcanic crater

Love it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198101)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:39 AM
Author: odious angry rehab juggernaut

omg lol our kids

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198102)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 12:21 PM
Author: carmine toaster



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198794)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:45 AM
Author: big umber lay sweet tailpipe

3 messages 2 hours apart? LJL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198145)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:46 AM
Author: Talented pontificating chad new version

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198149)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:47 AM
Author: titillating mental disorder cuckoldry

as opposed to? i was (successfully) messaging other chicks during that timeframe.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198157)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:48 AM
Author: Mind-boggling Gas Station Gay Wizard

as opposed to ANYTHING FUCKING ELSE

seriously is this DVP

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198171)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:47 AM
Author: mahogany curious private investor son of senegal

Ouch even worse. Thought this was all at once

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198165)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:49 AM
Author: titillating mental disorder cuckoldry

how is that worse? i was doing other stuff with my life and messaging other people in the interim.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198177)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:50 AM
Author: Mind-boggling Gas Station Gay Wizard

brother. brother

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198190)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:51 AM
Author: slap-happy unhinged laser beams

yeah. Perfectly reasonable opener and follow up. You played everything perfectly bro. I'm baffled as to why she hasn't responded to you. Must be busy with running a campaign and what not.

Don't worry though bro, just send her another message clarifying what you told us, how the kids stuff is soo left field and you wanted to be different. A girl as smart as her will surely understand.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198203)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:53 AM
Author: titillating mental disorder cuckoldry

cool thanks. will try it out.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198214)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:54 AM
Author: Mind-boggling Gas Station Gay Wizard

180. best advice given in this thread, can't wait to see the results. please update once you've done this. you fucking faggot.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198228)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:57 AM
Author: slap-happy unhinged laser beams

you know.. sometimes the simplest answer is the right answer. ljl

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198242)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 11:00 AM
Author: Magical legal warrant coldplay fan



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198282)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:57 AM
Author: Talented pontificating chad new version

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198249)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:51 AM
Author: claret insecure dilemma mad cow disease

Lol holy shit didn't see the time stamps. Following up two hours later with a message about "our kids" ahahahahha

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198200)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 11:02 AM
Author: deranged lettuce spot

lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198296)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 12:23 PM
Author: yapping provocative fat ankles

Holy fucking shit. Did not even notice that.

OP, I hope this is just an easter egg you left in your flame.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198808)



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Date: August 24th, 2016 4:24 PM
Author: amethyst azn



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31259922)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:51 AM
Author: Bipolar white messiness

My BEEP BEEP BEEP machine just broke from aspie overload

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198198)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:57 AM
Author: titillating mental disorder cuckoldry

ok assholes, then why didn't this non-aspie opener work with another chick:

pic: http://i.imgur.com/PTttITt.jpg

opener: http://i.imgur.com/BJr7rIl.jpg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198244)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:58 AM
Author: Talented pontificating chad new version

jesus she's a 5 too

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198261)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:58 AM
Author: Mind-boggling Gas Station Gay Wizard

i don't see a non-aspie opener

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198262)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 11:00 AM
Author: titillating mental disorder cuckoldry

seriously? how is THAT aspie?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198276)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 11:01 AM
Author: Mind-boggling Gas Station Gay Wizard

it's weird and demanding

SOMEWHAT better would have been "damn, i like the ass on that statue in that one pic"

but still weird

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198287)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 11:06 AM
Author: titillating mental disorder cuckoldry

demanding isn't good? sets up a hoop for her to jump through so establishes control and projects confidence.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198332)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 11:07 AM
Author: Mind-boggling Gas Station Gay Wizard

DVP i literally want to watch you die

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198335)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:59 AM
Author: deranged lettuce spot

try "fucky fucky"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198266)



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Date: August 17th, 2016 12:55 AM
Author: Histrionic hissy fit wrinkle



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31204770)



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Date: September 9th, 2016 8:26 PM
Author: exhilarant plum goal in life



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31371176)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:59 AM
Author: mahogany curious private investor son of senegal

i think thats too aggressive.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198268)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 11:00 AM
Author: claret insecure dilemma mad cow disease

Way too try-hard. Not playful at all.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198278)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 11:04 AM
Author: Magical legal warrant coldplay fan

He needs some winky faces and like 5 thumbs up. This chick is ugly, so perfect practice.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198308)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 11:02 AM
Author: Overrated Charismatic Windowlicker

Awful flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198292)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 11:05 AM
Author: Dark Black Woman

BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198321)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 11:06 AM
Author: Hot Goyim

and you SUPER LIKED her too you little rascal mmm mmm mmmmmmmm

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198328)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 11:07 AM
Author: odious angry rehab juggernaut

she doesn't look humorous

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198344)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 11:12 AM
Author: titillating mental disorder cuckoldry

she's not.

her profile text is "go away"

but she did match me.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198379)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 11:29 AM
Author: odious angry rehab juggernaut

lol way to read the room

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198503)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 12:05 PM
Author: titillating mental disorder cuckoldry

you acknowledge or respond to her "go away" in any way and she controls the comversation. it's anti-PUA.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198697)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 11:39 AM
Author: Magical legal warrant coldplay fan

You should have opened with "No U"!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198571)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:58 AM
Author: Idiotic Arousing Parlour

lol at all the dweebs in this thread pretending they would do any better.

Op your open was fine, the one thing missing was a NEG. you needed to come out of the gate strong by asking her why she got rejected from working on Hillary's campaign, such that she had to work in bufu, VA

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198256)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:59 AM
Author: titillating mental disorder cuckoldry

couldn't because i found out her bio by google stalking her. only thing in her profile was her academic pedigree. no descriptive paragraph.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198269)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 11:01 AM
Author: deranged lettuce spot

https://cdn.pastemagazine.com/www/blogs/lists/2012/10/30/fonz.jpg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198290)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 11:08 AM
Author: Hot Goyim



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198349)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 11:04 AM
Author: disrespectful abode affirmative action

no descriptive paragraph? her linkedin is like three pages long (E. F.)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198307)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 11:07 AM
Author: titillating mental disorder cuckoldry

you're good. don't out ty.

but i mean in her tinder.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198348)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 11:00 AM
Author: mahogany curious private investor son of senegal

i dont think his opener was that bad. its the follow up messages.

Harvard Stanford power match with the thumbs up wasn't that bad. The stuff after it was.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198283)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 11:02 AM
Author: Mind-boggling Gas Station Gay Wizard

it's not that bad but it's not surprising she didn't respond. there's nothing interesting in it and, well, she already went to harvard and it's not like she fucked literally every dude there so reminding her he went to stanford (something she already knew) isn't going to be the best argument to fuck him either.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198297)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 11:05 AM
Author: titillating mental disorder cuckoldry

how was evoking the SEC rivalry in the second one bad?

so if i tried to salvage with something like, "okok was totally joking about the power match (not the kids)" is that still just too fucking weird on top of weird?

i think i might be det with this one.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198317)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 11:05 AM
Author: Mind-boggling Gas Station Gay Wizard

SHUT THE FUCK UP DVP

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198325)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 11:07 AM
Author: disrespectful abode affirmative action

it's not dvp, dvp didn't have that degree

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198338)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 11:08 AM
Author: Mind-boggling Gas Station Gay Wizard

"det"

pics of random girls

doubling down on autism

asking xo for advice

nobody else is like this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198356)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 11:13 AM
Author: titillating mental disorder cuckoldry

that describes like 80% of xo lol.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198392)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 11:15 AM
Author: Mind-boggling Gas Station Gay Wizard

yeah? find another thread like this whose OP is not DVP

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198408)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 11:16 AM
Author: titillating mental disorder cuckoldry

i'm the OP. no, unfortunately i'm just yet another aspie loser on this thing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198413)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 11:18 AM
Author: Mind-boggling Gas Station Gay Wizard

well let's see

- you came to us for advice

- you pushed back against the advice

- your autism was stunning, abnormal, and persistent

yeah i'm gonna go with dvp or doobs

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198421)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 11:22 AM
Author: titillating mental disorder cuckoldry

so i guess instead i'm going to have to bone the chick for whom my opener was: "so papa john's and video game date?" (i meant it ironically) to which she responded, "sure :)"

cotdamn so boring. i've traveled the world, have top 1% resources and it all comes down to takeout pizza.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198447)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 11:27 AM
Author: Mind-boggling Gas Station Gay Wizard

do you actually want to fuck or do you want to preen? faggot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198484)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 11:41 AM
Author: Magical legal warrant coldplay fan

OP, this is the classic "HARSH, BUT FAIR" scenario.

Sleeve is being hard on you because you need to hear it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198582)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 11:09 AM
Author: Overrated Charismatic Windowlicker

Cr, he never went to stanford

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198363)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 11:15 AM
Author: Idiotic Arousing Parlour

I thought it was doobs

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198404)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 11:16 AM
Author: Mind-boggling Gas Station Gay Wizard

also possible, he's been posting actively

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198411)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 11:19 AM
Author: Drab cracking university nibblets

how about: "Did you know that you only cut out half of your ex-bf from your profile pic?"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198429)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 11:42 AM
Author: yellow motley blood rage

this thread is some massive and 180 self pwnage

with a 3% chance it's great flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198590)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 11:54 AM
Author: titillating mental disorder cuckoldry

i usually chime in with KILLSHOT on others but this thread is one massive KILLSHOT on me.

so where can i review RSF's work to see how it's done? i've searched but all i've found is emojis, golden showers, and phil collins.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198647)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 11:58 AM
Author: Magical legal warrant coldplay fan

IGWC has some good ones too...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198661)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 11:59 AM
Author: adulterous business firm therapy

Is OP dvp?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198670)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 12:07 PM
Author: bright frisky ticket booth

Yeah it's especially bad today I'm afraid

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198702)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 12:12 PM
Author: adulterous business firm therapy

thought that bro got scared straight when he was outed

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198727)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 12:19 PM
Author: bright frisky ticket booth

No, unfortunately he's back at it. Tail of the dragon.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198775)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 12:23 PM
Author: Pea-brained senate

You could still save it with a well-timed "pls respond" this evening

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198812)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 12:37 PM
Author: Startled queen of the night

"Hey look, I know you missed the early admissions deadline, but I think you'd be a good fit at pumo u! We have a great cafeteria that's open for dinner! I'll even waive the application fee because your scores are so high ;)!"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198923)



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Date: August 17th, 2016 1:00 AM
Author: Histrionic hissy fit wrinkle

Cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31204798)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 12:25 PM
Author: Magical legal warrant coldplay fan

I love that even the bortgais can LOL at this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198830)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 12:35 PM
Author: demanding diverse field police squad

No 23 yo girl who is actually bangable and smart wants to talk about kids in a Tinder opener. OP sounded beta as hell.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198903)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 12:43 PM
Author: dashing stage mexican

Now I understand why tindr is so easy for me

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198947)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 12:45 PM
Author: Magical legal warrant coldplay fan



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198961)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 12:52 PM
Author: titillating mental disorder cuckoldry

fine. i'll just pay $500 to fuck a seekingarrangement slut. not worth my time to try to figure this out if i haven't already.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198997)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 1:03 PM
Author: Magical legal warrant coldplay fan

You have plenty of time. You will learn through your failures. Some chicks swipe right as a hedge, and no matter what you say or do will change that she's more attracted to Chad that opened with Fucky fucky?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31199043)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 1:40 PM
Author: titillating mental disorder cuckoldry

Clearly i'm overthinking this. just opened another chick with:

"420 friendly?"

'hahaha yeah'

"ever smoked a fat cone with a corporate exec b4?"

'not yet'

"you're missing out. later this week"

'ok cool - where you staying'

is it really this easy?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31199292)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 1:58 PM
Author: Magical legal warrant coldplay fan

Yes... don't overthink it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31199417)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 2:06 PM
Author: mahogany curious private investor son of senegal

Sounds about right. Don't expect responses from everyone anyways

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31199456)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 2:33 PM
Author: Dull underhanded factory reset button

I think that's stupid because you are providing blackmail material against you, unless weed is legal in your state.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31199651)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 2:51 PM
Author: titillating mental disorder cuckoldry

ljl at this paranoia.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31199804)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 4:38 PM
Author: Mind-boggling Gas Station Gay Wizard

lol at "corporate exec"

if it works on girls cool but from my perspective dropping things like "stanford" "corporate exec" etc. is douchey. should be on your profile and then go unsaid

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31200606)



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Date: August 17th, 2016 1:02 AM
Author: Histrionic hissy fit wrinkle

This

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31204804)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 2:29 PM
Author: fluffy market

get a fresh haircut

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31199622)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 2:41 PM
Author: 180 twinkling uncleanness

I now understand why 10% of males get 80% of the women online.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31199723)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 7:06 PM
Author: Magical legal warrant coldplay fan



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31201701)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 7:24 PM
Author: Cowardly Cerebral Dopamine Home

This is not why

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31201869)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 6:54 PM
Author: Outnumbered ceo

Gotta hit'er wit dat plz respond

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31201574)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 7:10 PM
Author: titillating mental disorder cuckoldry

another chick ghosted on me. after she said she lived closer to [podunk rural town], i said, "you're the one flying that dixie flag up on highway x, aren't you?"

my sense of humor is clearly busted.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31201757)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:47 PM
Author: wonderful resort

stop talking to chicks like they're your xo bros

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31203705)



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Date: August 17th, 2016 12:11 AM
Author: Beady-eyed glassy macaca national security agency

Damn it I laughed so hard I just spilled coffee on my keyboard

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31204454)



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Date: August 17th, 2016 12:14 AM
Author: vigorous rigpig

Holy shit, OP. Legendary thread.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31204479)



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Date: August 17th, 2016 12:25 AM
Author: startling wild cruise ship athletic conference



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31204552)



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Date: August 17th, 2016 12:19 AM
Author: Embarrassed To The Bone Know-it-all Jap

You would have been so much better off with "ooga booga muh dick"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31204506)



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Date: August 17th, 2016 12:24 AM
Author: internet-worthy hospital

best thread in a long time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31204547)



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Date: August 17th, 2016 12:28 AM
Author: marvelous set dysfunction

*RSF messages same girl with eggplant, cat, and thumbs up emoji*

*chick responds with cocktails emoji and "first"*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31204584)



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Date: August 17th, 2016 12:29 AM
Author: appetizing shrine pozpig

lulz

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31204592)



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Date: August 17th, 2016 12:29 AM
Author: appetizing shrine pozpig

SMOOTH OPERATOR!!!111111

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31204590)



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Date: August 17th, 2016 12:53 AM
Author: chrome potus

It was funny watching op get gangbanged ITT. So what do you playful smooth operators say on tinder do you just do emojis

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31204752)



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Date: August 17th, 2016 12:57 AM
Author: Embarrassed To The Bone Know-it-all Jap

We must secure the existence of our people and a future for white children.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31204788)



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Date: August 17th, 2016 1:05 AM
Author: chrome potus

lol I think I get it. Like, that was casually and relevantly witty, made me laugh and 50% more likely to cab to your place for dominos and 420

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31204830)



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Date: August 17th, 2016 1:08 AM
Author: Histrionic hissy fit wrinkle

BEEP BEEP BEEP

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31204843)



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Date: August 17th, 2016 1:13 AM
Author: Overrated Charismatic Windowlicker

Shut up chink

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31204878)



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Date: August 17th, 2016 1:23 AM
Author: chrome potus

Oh look, a stalker sync pumo raves incoherently. We sure haven't seen that before.

Shouldn't you be in the tenderloin begging for change?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31204930)



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Date: August 17th, 2016 1:16 AM
Author: titillating mental disorder cuckoldry

ridiculous that you think that line would play but not my "our kids" joke.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31204893)



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Date: August 17th, 2016 2:59 AM
Author: Embarrassed To The Bone Know-it-all Jap

Proven results: http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2973264&mc=29&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31205279)



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Date: August 17th, 2016 12:58 AM
Author: startling wild cruise ship athletic conference

you guys will never get it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31204789)



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Date: August 17th, 2016 1:01 AM
Author: Mind-boggling Gas Station Gay Wizard

i just mention something from her profile, idk. if no profile i mention something from her pictures.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31204802)



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Date: August 17th, 2016 1:17 AM
Author: titillating mental disorder cuckoldry

only thing in her profile was harvard and some pics of her in europe.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31204897)



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Date: August 17th, 2016 1:18 AM
Author: Mind-boggling Gas Station Gay Wizard

next time, say something about europe.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31204900)



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Date: August 17th, 2016 1:28 AM
Author: titillating mental disorder cuckoldry

yeah my game's so off right now i'm losing hope for this weekend's trip.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31204952)



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Date: August 17th, 2016 1:40 AM
Author: Mind-boggling Gas Station Gay Wizard

i'm losing hope for you not being flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31205012)



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Date: August 17th, 2016 1:19 AM
Author: marvelous set dysfunction

she sounds lame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31204905)



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Date: August 17th, 2016 1:04 AM
Author: appetizing shrine pozpig

trade secrets, my chigga

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31204823)



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Date: August 17th, 2016 12:54 AM
Author: lake newt idiot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31204761)



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Date: August 17th, 2016 1:08 AM
Author: Swashbuckling citrine kitchen headpube

Can't believe no one's pointed out the funniest part of all of this: OP "did ******* for grad school." Looking closely at the picture, you can read the name of the school.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31204846)



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Date: August 17th, 2016 1:10 AM
Author: Mind-boggling Gas Station Gay Wizard

eh you should probably edit this brother

but lol at OP not even knowing how to erase something from an image

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31204864)



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Date: August 17th, 2016 1:11 AM
Author: Swashbuckling citrine kitchen headpube

why should I edit?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31204869)



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Date: August 17th, 2016 1:12 AM
Author: Mind-boggling Gas Station Gay Wizard

OP is clearly trying to hide this piece of information

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31204875)



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Date: August 17th, 2016 1:14 AM
Author: Swashbuckling citrine kitchen headpube

Better?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31204881)



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Date: August 17th, 2016 1:14 AM
Author: Mind-boggling Gas Station Gay Wizard

brother

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31204882)



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Date: August 17th, 2016 1:15 AM
Author: Swashbuckling citrine kitchen headpube

FINE

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31204888)



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Date: August 17th, 2016 1:17 AM
Author: Galvanic Gaping School Cafeteria

good catch but against the spirit of the board

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31204895)



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Date: August 17th, 2016 1:27 AM
Author: titillating mental disorder cuckoldry

(classic Doobs)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31204944)



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Date: August 17th, 2016 1:29 AM
Author: Fantasy-prone Irate Bbw

*prints out thread*

*puts paper into "Asian Mental Illness" file*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31204958)



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Date: August 17th, 2016 1:32 AM
Author: khaki library

great thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31204974)



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Date: August 17th, 2016 1:49 AM
Author: Clear state famous landscape painting

The last line about kids - women do not like this approach. Way too aggressive (I know you meant it as a joke but if I was a woman and a random stranger approached me on tinder this way I would have found it creepy and off-putting).

You sounded *really* desperate and immature.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31205040)



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Date: August 17th, 2016 1:52 AM
Author: internet-worthy hospital

tbf, op's lame opening wouldn't have mattered a whit if he were good-looking enough.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31205048)



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Date: August 17th, 2016 1:55 AM
Author: titillating mental disorder cuckoldry

i'm above average. not exceptional but definitely not busted. enough for other tinder chicks to compliment me unprompted.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31205057)



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Date: August 17th, 2016 2:51 PM
Author: Mind-boggling Gas Station Gay Wizard

lol.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31208337)



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Date: August 17th, 2016 2:12 AM
Author: Filthy trump supporter

That one poaster got it right - just keep it simple and say "fucky fucky?"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31205114)



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Date: August 18th, 2016 5:30 PM
Author: titillating mental disorder cuckoldry

UPDATE: she fucking UNMATCHED me. did one of you assholes tip her off about this thread or something?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31217181)



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Date: August 18th, 2016 7:17 PM
Author: Zombie-like Azure Temple Partner

You are going to break the autism detector

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31217871)



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Date: August 24th, 2016 4:22 PM
Author: titillating mental disorder cuckoldry

no, seriously i bet someone from here reached out to her because she unmatched me. the messages were pretty bad game but not enough to unmatch. it was something more.

can't be a coincidence that the one unmatch i get aside from offensive lick messaging was the one i shared with xo.

visit to her city was a bust. spent the entire weekend alone.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31259907)



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Date: October 2nd, 2016 6:55 PM
Author: floppy round eye orchestra pit

Same retard that had the immigration convo with the 18-year-old?

I feel sorry for you, you don't even seem to realize how idiotic you come across. If I were you I'd get my brain checked and ask a psychiatrist if you have aspergers, because that's what it sounds like here.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31543073)



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Date: October 25th, 2017 12:45 PM
Author: ruddy love of her life psychic



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#34525482)



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Date: August 24th, 2016 4:37 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac Tantric Sanctuary Mad-dog Skullcap



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31260032)



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Date: September 9th, 2016 8:31 PM
Author: exhilarant plum goal in life



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31371211)



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Date: September 9th, 2016 8:38 PM
Author: Avocado circlehead brethren

I just messaged her MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31371264)



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Date: October 2nd, 2016 6:51 PM
Author: Mind-boggling Gas Station Gay Wizard



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31543051)



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Date: October 2nd, 2016 7:02 PM
Author: Cobalt Scourge Upon The Earth

Unghhh she's hot. Definitely my type

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31543111)



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Date: December 12th, 2016 9:20 AM
Author: Mind-boggling Gas Station Gay Wizard



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#32118456)



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Date: December 12th, 2016 9:39 AM
Author: exciting roommate

This thread is cracking me up, coworkers looking at me like I'm insane

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#32118538)