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Thought this Tinder opener was 180, chick didn't respond

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flame?
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jesus christ op is dead here
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Holy shit wtf
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first line was good, the other two ruined your chances by ma...
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  08/17/16
this thread? OP is Fatceps???? possibly?
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  08/18/16
Do you suffer from facial ugliness?
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no pretty hot.
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ur done here also ljl @ some slut putting on her tinder ...
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pls don't fight the hypo and help a bro out if there's any w...
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None... She already saw that you went to Stanford on Tinder....
swashbuckling cruel-hearted garrison
  08/16/16
last sentence was salt in wound breh. yeah, i choked.
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  08/16/16
:(
swashbuckling cruel-hearted garrison
  08/16/16
who gives a fuck if you choked retard? you are thinking abou...
costumed useless brakes
  08/16/16
ok masterman so how would you open with a chick like this?
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I DON'T KNOW RETARD I'D PROBABLY SAY LIKE HEY YOU'RE CUTE LE...
costumed useless brakes
  08/16/16
1. anyone prole can say that 2. anyone prole can say that...
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hey guess what PRO FUCKING TIP: anyone can also FUCK. that's...
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lollll
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LMAO
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  10/25/17
Protip: She's taken many a PROLE's TIP.
swashbuckling cruel-hearted garrison
  08/16/16
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crrrrr OP, don't sweat the opener. with your try hard a...
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  08/16/16
nah if i make it past the opener it's usually smooth sailing...
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post a picture of such a conversation or we won't believe u
costumed useless brakes
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http://i.imgur.com/IOsZ2V2.jpg
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OMG... you seem nice. But these are horrendous. Rule 1: ...
swashbuckling cruel-hearted garrison
  08/16/16
what do you mean "these are horrendous.". this was...
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Jesus... I'm not sure how. OK. What was wrong with her? ...
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  08/16/16
all tinder is pnd.
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my god man
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Better. Did you seal the deal, or not? I'm guessing not.
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  08/16/16
yes
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You should do a better job of getting rid of her name. Fo...
swashbuckling cruel-hearted garrison
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not bad? c'mon dude. she's a 9.
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On a scale of 1-20, she's at least a 9, I'll give you that. ...
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  08/16/16
bullshit. she has perfect physique and is a dancer so she's...
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On binary, she's a 1. Diff'rent strokes for diff'rent fo...
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  08/16/16
that guy is an idiot, i can't get through a video
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(Facebook stalker)
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  10/02/16
these arent bad bro, nice
Massive theatre lettuce
  08/16/16
Lol dude. I'm hoping you're running sad-transparently-posin...
citrine roast beef senate
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JFC this may be the worst online opener i have ever seen in ...
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it was meant to be tongue in cheek. hence the "kids&qu...
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You need to review RSF's work. It doesn't matter that she we...
swashbuckling cruel-hearted garrison
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in fact, a chick that went to harvard is probably less likel...
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That S bomb sure isn't powerful
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Ouch
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that's the joke. the fact that it's so damn out of place th...
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i'm... i just don't know. i don't know where to start
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*asks for advice on how to salvage something that failed* ...
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*betrays no awareness in title or OP of the utter hilarity o...
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it's constructive for you to learn that something you though...
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Holy shit this. What made OP think that would work in SEC co...
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bro that opener wouldnt work anywhere
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costumed useless brakes
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explain how you raised the level of discourse your opener...
costumed useless brakes
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it sets the tone. i can't just open with something like, &q...
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"setting the tone" in that it establishes that you...
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more context - every tweet by this chick is about politics o...
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so why wasn't your opener about politics then
costumed useless brakes
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Bro, she just set up a date with a Chad who just messaged &q...
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LOLing. This pumo seems like a good dooder. He's obviousl...
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The first message was aspie as fuck. Then you doubled down. ...
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HE'S THREE BEEPS DEEP
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He's outta here!
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This. Jesus christ
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Lol cr
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  08/17/16
You somehow managed to write the only opener she probably co...
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This is a chick who is an objective 5 who just wants to get ...
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dude her legs are elite and she's slim as fuark. 50% of wom...
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that's not what an objective 5 is. This isn't on a percentil...
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wtf. that's exactly what a 5 means.
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no it doesn't idiot, carrying that logic forward according t...
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Lol, I agree with you that a 5 is not 50%, because so many w...
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  08/16/16
I love her legs too. FWIW
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  08/16/16
yeah nice slender legs
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Love it
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omg lol our kids
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3 messages 2 hours apart? LJL
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lol
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as opposed to? i was (successfully) messaging other chicks ...
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as opposed to ANYTHING FUCKING ELSE seriously is this DVP
costumed useless brakes
  08/16/16
Ouch even worse. Thought this was all at once
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how is that worse? i was doing other stuff with my life and...
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brother. brother
costumed useless brakes
  08/16/16
yeah. Perfectly reasonable opener and follow up. You played ...
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  08/16/16
cool thanks. will try it out.
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180. best advice given in this thread, can't wait to see the...
costumed useless brakes
  08/16/16
you know.. sometimes the simplest answer is the right answer...
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...
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lol
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Lol holy shit didn't see the time stamps. Following up two h...
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lmao
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  08/16/16
Holy fucking shit. Did not even notice that. OP, I hope ...
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...
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  08/24/16
My BEEP BEEP BEEP machine just broke from aspie overload
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  08/16/16
ok assholes, then why didn't this non-aspie opener work with...
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jesus she's a 5 too
Mewling indian lodge sex offender
  08/16/16
i don't see a non-aspie opener
costumed useless brakes
  08/16/16
seriously? how is THAT aspie?
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it's weird and demanding SOMEWHAT better would have been ...
costumed useless brakes
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demanding isn't good? sets up a hoop for her to jump through...
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DVP i literally want to watch you die
costumed useless brakes
  08/16/16
try "fucky fucky"
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...
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i think thats too aggressive.
Comical public bath
  08/16/16
Way too try-hard. Not playful at all.
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He needs some winky faces and like 5 thumbs up. This chick i...
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  08/16/16
Awful flame
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  08/16/16
BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP
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and you SUPER LIKED her too you little rascal mmm mmm mmmmmm...
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she doesn't look humorous
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she's not. her profile text is "go away" but...
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lol way to read the room
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you acknowledge or respond to her "go away" in any...
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You should have opened with "No U"!
swashbuckling cruel-hearted garrison
  08/16/16
lol at all the dweebs in this thread pretending they would d...
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couldn't because i found out her bio by google stalking her....
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https://cdn.pastemagazine.com/www/blogs/lists/2012/10/30/fon...
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...
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no descriptive paragraph? her linkedin is like three pages l...
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you're good. don't out ty. but i mean in her tinder.
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  08/16/16
i dont think his opener was that bad. its the follow up mes...
Comical public bath
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it's not that bad but it's not surprising she didn't respond...
costumed useless brakes
  08/16/16
how was evoking the SEC rivalry in the second one bad? s...
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  08/16/16
SHUT THE FUCK UP DVP
costumed useless brakes
  08/16/16
it's not dvp, dvp didn't have that degree
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"det" pics of random girls doubling down on auti...
costumed useless brakes
  08/16/16
that describes like 80% of xo lol.
gay galvanic piazza generalized bond
  08/16/16
yeah? find another thread like this whose OP is not DVP
costumed useless brakes
  08/16/16
i'm the OP. no, unfortunately i'm just yet another aspie lo...
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  08/16/16
well let's see - you came to us for advice - you pushed ba...
costumed useless brakes
  08/16/16
so i guess instead i'm going to have to bone the chick for w...
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  08/16/16
do you actually want to fuck or do you want to preen? faggot
costumed useless brakes
  08/16/16
OP, this is the classic "HARSH, BUT FAIR" scenario...
swashbuckling cruel-hearted garrison
  08/16/16
Cr, he never went to stanford
Mustard Alcoholic Tattoo Boltzmann
  08/16/16
I thought it was doobs
big bawdyhouse shitlib
  08/16/16
also possible, he's been posting actively
costumed useless brakes
  08/16/16
how about: "Did you know that you only cut out half of...
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  08/16/16
this thread is some massive and 180 self pwnage with a 3%...
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  08/16/16
i usually chime in with KILLSHOT on others but this thread i...
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IGWC has some good ones too...
swashbuckling cruel-hearted garrison
  08/16/16
Is OP dvp?
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  08/16/16
Yeah it's especially bad today I'm afraid
Jet mad-dog skullcap
  08/16/16
thought that bro got scared straight when he was outed
Exciting up-to-no-good market rigpig
  08/16/16
No, unfortunately he's back at it. Tail of the dragon.
Jet mad-dog skullcap
  08/16/16
You could still save it with a well-timed "pls respond&...
cerise brethren
  08/16/16
"Hey look, I know you missed the early admissions deadl...
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Cr
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  08/17/16
I love that even the bortgais can LOL at this.
swashbuckling cruel-hearted garrison
  08/16/16
No 23 yo girl who is actually bangable and smart wants to ta...
Fuchsia Violent Base
  08/16/16
Now I understand why tindr is so easy for me
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  08/16/16
...
swashbuckling cruel-hearted garrison
  08/16/16
fine. i'll just pay $500 to fuck a seekingarrangement slut....
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  08/16/16
You have plenty of time. You will learn through your failure...
swashbuckling cruel-hearted garrison
  08/16/16
Clearly i'm overthinking this. just opened another chick wi...
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  08/16/16
Yes... don't overthink it.
swashbuckling cruel-hearted garrison
  08/16/16
Sounds about right. Don't expect responses from everyone an...
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I think that's stupid because you are providing blackmail ma...
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ljl at this paranoia.
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lol at "corporate exec" if it works on girls co...
costumed useless brakes
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This
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get a fresh haircut
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I now understand why 10% of males get 80% of the women onlin...
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...
swashbuckling cruel-hearted garrison
  08/16/16
This is not why
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Gotta hit'er wit dat plz respond
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  08/16/16
another chick ghosted on me. after she said she lived close...
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  08/16/16
stop talking to chicks like they're your xo bros
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Damn it I laughed so hard I just spilled coffee on my keyboa...
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  08/17/16
Holy shit, OP. Legendary thread.
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...
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  08/17/16
You would have been so much better off with "ooga booga...
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  08/17/16
best thread in a long time.
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*RSF messages same girl with eggplant, cat, and thumbs up em...
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  08/17/16
lulz
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  08/17/16
SMOOTH OPERATOR!!!111111
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  08/17/16
It was funny watching op get gangbanged ITT. So what do you ...
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  08/17/16
We must secure the existence of our people and a future for ...
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  08/17/16
lol I think I get it. Like, that was casually and relevantly...
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  08/17/16
BEEP BEEP BEEP
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  08/17/16
Shut up chink
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  08/17/16
Oh look, a stalker sync pumo raves incoherently. We sure hav...
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  08/17/16
ridiculous that you think that line would play but not my &q...
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  08/17/16
Proven results: http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=...
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  08/17/16
you guys will never get it
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  08/17/16
i just mention something from her profile, idk. if no profil...
costumed useless brakes
  08/17/16
only thing in her profile was harvard and some pics of her i...
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  08/17/16
next time, say something about europe.
costumed useless brakes
  08/17/16
yeah my game's so off right now i'm losing hope for this wee...
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  08/17/16
i'm losing hope for you not being flame
costumed useless brakes
  08/17/16
she sounds lame
Crimson Vigorous Jewess
  08/17/16
trade secrets, my chigga
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  08/17/16
...
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Can't believe no one's pointed out the funniest part of all ...
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  08/17/16
eh you should probably edit this brother but lol at OP no...
costumed useless brakes
  08/17/16
why should I edit?
pearly hospital
  08/17/16
OP is clearly trying to hide this piece of information
costumed useless brakes
  08/17/16
Better?
pearly hospital
  08/17/16
brother
costumed useless brakes
  08/17/16
FINE
pearly hospital
  08/17/16
good catch but against the spirit of the board
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(classic Doobs)
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  08/17/16
*prints out thread* *puts paper into "Asian Mental I...
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  08/17/16
great thread
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  08/17/16
The last line about kids - women do not like this approach. ...
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tbf, op's lame opening wouldn't have mattered a whit if he w...
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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:20 AM
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Visiting a Southern city in a few days and matched with this chick - http://i.imgur.com/Wonjybm.jpg

she's 23, was top 10% at harvard, has a phd, and is a deputy campaign manager for a democratic us senate candidate.

this was my attempted opener: http://i.imgur.com/ndnba7o.jpg. thought it would play well given that she currently lives somewhere without a lot of elite dudes.

no response. how to salvage? normally i just play the numbers game but i really want to bone this one.

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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:21 AM
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Date: August 17th, 2016 12:13 AM
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Date: August 16th, 2016 11:00 AM
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Date: August 17th, 2016 12:32 AM
Author: Haunting Trailer Park

first line was good, the other two ruined your chances by making you look tryhard and egotistical

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Date: August 18th, 2016 9:30 PM
Author: costumed useless brakes

this thread? OP is Fatceps???? possibly?

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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:21 AM
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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:23 AM
Author: gay galvanic piazza generalized bond

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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:21 AM
Author: Massive theatre lettuce

ur done here

also ljl @ some slut putting on her tinder profile that she was top 10% at harvard. and how does a 23 yo white girl have a phd? that would make more sense if it were a superstudyazn that skipped high school etc.

in conclusion this is shit flame bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31197959)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:26 AM
Author: gay galvanic piazza generalized bond

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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:36 AM
Author: swashbuckling cruel-hearted garrison

None... She already saw that you went to Stanford on Tinder. You didn't need to bring it up. Then you made it worse... and then even worse.

Done here, brother. Unless you are in the top 10% of Chads, and are White, then you may have a chance. She's a kyootie, btw.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198075)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:39 AM
Author: gay galvanic piazza generalized bond

last sentence was salt in wound breh.

yeah, i choked.

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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:41 AM
Author: swashbuckling cruel-hearted garrison

:(

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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:41 AM
Author: costumed useless brakes

who gives a fuck if you choked retard? you are thinking about this all wrong. it's fucking TINDER

she can tell you're overthinking it and overdoing it and that means you like her more than she wants you to and you get laid less than she wants you to

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198115)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:46 AM
Author: gay galvanic piazza generalized bond

ok masterman so how would you open with a chick like this?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198148)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:48 AM
Author: costumed useless brakes

I DON'T KNOW RETARD I'D PROBABLY SAY LIKE HEY YOU'RE CUTE LET ME LICK YOU FOR HOURS OR LIKE HEY DO YOU EVER STILL WATCH LION KING OR LIKE HOW ABOUT THAT NEW SHOW OR DO YOU WANT TO SEE THIS BAND OR WHATEVER OR LIKE HEY ISN'T JONATHAN FRANZEN A STUPID DUMB FAGGOT OR SOMETHING

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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:52 AM
Author: gay galvanic piazza generalized bond

1. anyone prole can say that

2. anyone prole can say that

3. anyone prole can say that

4. anyone prole can say that

5. not bad

but messaging her with something similar to what she gets every fucking day of her life on tinder, how doesn't this get extremely redundant and old?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198207)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:52 AM
Author: costumed useless brakes

hey guess what PRO FUCKING TIP: anyone can also FUCK. that's what people go to tinder to FUCKING do. are you going to say "Wow, this is a real prole tell!" when she PUTS YOUR COCK IN HER MOUTH? you FUCKING retard?

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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:55 AM
Author: Massive theatre lettuce

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Date: August 17th, 2016 1:10 AM
Author: Glassy corner

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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:54 AM
Author: swashbuckling cruel-hearted garrison

Protip: She's taken many a PROLE's TIP.

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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:46 AM
Author: Massive theatre lettuce

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OP, don't sweat the opener. with your try hard attitude you would have blown it even if you made it to the date

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Date: August 16th, 2016 12:04 PM
Author: gay galvanic piazza generalized bond

nah if i make it past the opener it's usually smooth sailing because i've traveled the world like RSF and have a bunch of unique things to talk about.

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Date: August 16th, 2016 12:08 PM
Author: costumed useless brakes

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Date: August 16th, 2016 12:17 PM
Author: gay galvanic piazza generalized bond

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Date: August 16th, 2016 12:23 PM
Author: swashbuckling cruel-hearted garrison

OMG... you seem nice. But these are horrendous.

Rule 1: Only send 1 message. Period. If she doesn't respond, don't send another.

Rule 2: You don't need complete sentences. I seriously don't know where to start. Something short and sweet. If she responds, only THEN do yo get to know her... and preferably via text/drinks, not via tindertext.

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Date: August 16th, 2016 12:27 PM
Author: gay galvanic piazza generalized bond

what do you mean "these are horrendous.". this was in the middle of a conversation (not an opener) nd i fucked this chick. ljl. poaster above wanted me to drove i could hold a convo once getting past the opener and i can.

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Date: August 16th, 2016 12:30 PM
Author: swashbuckling cruel-hearted garrison

Jesus... I'm not sure how.

OK. What was wrong with her? PnD?

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Date: August 16th, 2016 12:44 PM
Author: gay galvanic piazza generalized bond

all tinder is pnd.

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Date: September 9th, 2016 8:22 PM
Author: kink-friendly institution dopamine

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Date: August 16th, 2016 12:28 PM
Author: swashbuckling cruel-hearted garrison

Better. Did you seal the deal, or not?

I'm guessing not.

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Date: August 16th, 2016 12:28 PM
Author: gay galvanic piazza generalized bond

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Date: August 16th, 2016 12:33 PM
Author: swashbuckling cruel-hearted garrison

You should do a better job of getting rid of her name.

Found her on FB, she' not bad looking, actually.

Ask her if Coastal Carolina met her expectations, then drop the Stanford bomb... KABOOOM!

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Date: August 16th, 2016 12:45 PM
Author: gay galvanic piazza generalized bond

not bad? c'mon dude. she's a 9.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198959)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 12:46 PM
Author: swashbuckling cruel-hearted garrison

On a scale of 1-20, she's at least a 9, I'll give you that.

Start watching Corey Wayne videos on youtube, immediately.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198970)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 12:49 PM
Author: gay galvanic piazza generalized bond

bullshit. she has perfect physique and is a dancer so she's flexible as hell. unrealistic bro.

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Date: August 16th, 2016 12:53 PM
Author: swashbuckling cruel-hearted garrison

On binary, she's a 1.

Diff'rent strokes for diff'rent folks. Would I bang her? Of course... I'm fucking ancient. Would I brag about it on XO, of course... I'm fucking ancient and a narcisist. Do I think she's a 9? Hell no. She has a masculine jaw, is thicker than I prefer and is into weird photography shit. (TBF, I like granola crunching skiing, biking and triathlon chicks).

If you're asian/indian, I say this is a very good catch. If white... I'm assuming you've done much better.

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Date: September 9th, 2016 8:24 PM
Author: kink-friendly institution dopamine

that guy is an idiot, i can't get through a video

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Date: October 2nd, 2016 7:02 PM
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Date: August 16th, 2016 12:30 PM
Author: Massive theatre lettuce

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Date: August 16th, 2016 12:16 PM
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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:22 AM
Author: Startled hairy legs

JFC this may be the worst online opener i have ever seen in my life

11/10 for aspieness

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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:24 AM
Author: gay galvanic piazza generalized bond

it was meant to be tongue in cheek. hence the "kids" joke.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31197976)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:37 AM
Author: swashbuckling cruel-hearted garrison

You need to review RSF's work. It doesn't matter that she went to Harvard. She's a chick and is wooed by the same Chad bullshit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198082)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:48 AM
Author: Massive theatre lettuce

in fact, a chick that went to harvard is probably less likely to be impressed by pedigree, all else being equal

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"If you add our cumulative test scores, the resultant sum would be greater than 9000, a very high power level indeed!"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31197968)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:24 AM
Author: henna mind-boggling internal respiration



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31197974)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:25 AM
Author: narrow-minded bistre lodge coffee pot

spit water out irl

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31197982)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:34 AM
Author: razzle gas station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198050)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 11:17 AM
Author: navy lascivious spot private investor

haha

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198414)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 12:21 PM
Author: Bonkers address mexican

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198793)



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Date: August 17th, 2016 12:15 AM
Author: Racy ungodly digit ratio



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31204489)



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Date: August 17th, 2016 12:27 AM
Author: shaky idiot

Tyft

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31204570)



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Date: August 17th, 2016 12:48 AM
Author: confused sepia cuckoldry

Lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31204731)



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Date: August 17th, 2016 1:09 AM
Author: Glassy corner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31204853)



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Date: August 17th, 2016 1:12 AM
Author: Sapphire nofapping school cafeteria mother



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31204873)



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Date: August 17th, 2016 2:29 AM
Author: coiffed curious affirmative action gaming laptop



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31205161)



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Date: December 12th, 2016 9:29 AM
Author: Hot lime sound barrier



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#32118483)



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Date: October 25th, 2017 12:15 PM
Author: Dashing Lake Dragon

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#34525307)



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Date: October 25th, 2017 12:17 PM
Author: marvelous bat shit crazy haunted graveyard round eye



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#34525318)



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Date: October 25th, 2017 12:45 PM
Author: wonderful disrespectful legal warrant trump supporter



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#34525475)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:24 AM
Author: Carmine newt doctorate

That S bomb sure isn't powerful

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31197979)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:26 AM
Author: Comical public bath

Ouch

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31197994)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:26 AM
Author: Drab Fighting Place Of Business

There are almost too many ways in which you went wrong here, but what could have possibly made you think that referencing kids in a Tinder message would work?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31197996)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:28 AM
Author: gay galvanic piazza generalized bond

that's the joke. the fact that it's so damn out of place that it can't be taken seriously.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198004)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 11:31 AM
Author: Drab Fighting Place Of Business

Learn some better jokes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198520)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:26 AM
Author: Razzle-dazzle Background Story Reading Party

Hahahaha 110% chance you are nowag

Yellow thumps up confirmed

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31197998)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:34 AM
Author: ruddy fortuitous meteor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198059)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:27 AM
Author: costumed useless brakes

i'm... i just don't know. i don't know where to start

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198000)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:27 AM
Author: gay galvanic piazza generalized bond

*asks for advice on how to salvage something that failed*

*xo just points out that it failed and kicks a dude when he's down*

thanks xo.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198002)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:28 AM
Author: Flesh center

*betrays no awareness in title or OP of the utter hilarity of his "180" opener*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198009)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:30 AM
Author: gay galvanic piazza generalized bond

ok fine.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198018)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:38 AM
Author: puce appetizing trust fund foreskin

it's constructive for you to learn that something you thought was cool and funny makes the vast majority of normal people cringe with embarrassment for you

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198094)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:57 AM
Author: Stimulating Brunch

Holy shit this. What made OP think that would work in SEC country?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198253)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 11:05 AM
Author: Massive theatre lettuce

bro that opener wouldnt work anywhere

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198314)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:31 AM
Author: costumed useless brakes



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198029)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 12:19 PM
Author: citrine roast beef senate

This is an anonymous message board bro. You NEED to be humiliated here; that's the only thing that will help you learn -- it's not like it's public.

Don't you know d-bags on FB who you think to yourself "man, that kid would've benefited from going to public HS, where he would've gotten his ass kicked and had hot girls laugh as he screamed and gurgled while getting dunked in the toilet"? Harshness can be a teaching tool.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198779)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:31 AM
Author: gay galvanic piazza generalized bond

golden shower emojiis and lick messages? insta-response.

raising the level of discourse? gtfo.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198028)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:32 AM
Author: costumed useless brakes

explain how you raised the level of discourse

your opener referenced something she could already tell from your profile

then you bothered her some more

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198039)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:35 AM
Author: gay galvanic piazza generalized bond

it sets the tone. i can't just open with something like, "pick one - NGOs or NPOs?"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198070)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:36 AM
Author: costumed useless brakes

"setting the tone" in that it establishes that you are a douchey striver shithead who can't think of anything funny or interesting to say?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198076)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:33 AM
Author: gay galvanic piazza generalized bond

more context - every tweet by this chick is about politics or progressive causes. so i thought she was amped up enough to at least engage the meme of the striver opener.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198043)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:34 AM
Author: costumed useless brakes

so why wasn't your opener about politics then

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198061)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:35 AM
Author: razzle gas station

Bro, she just set up a date with a Chad who just messaged "Fucky fucky?" You're too many BEEPS deep bro.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198065)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:42 AM
Author: ruddy fortuitous meteor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198122)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:45 AM
Author: swashbuckling cruel-hearted garrison

LOLing.

This pumo seems like a good dooder. He's obviously smart, he'll use this as a lesson learned. Seriously, review RSF's work. Don't worry about the chicks pedigree or occupation. They're all the same.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198144)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:49 AM
Author: Massive theatre lettuce



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198181)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 11:29 AM
Author: milky property love of her life



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198507)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:57 AM
Author: Underhanded site messiness



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198251)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:35 AM
Author: Razzle-dazzle Background Story Reading Party

The first message was aspie as fuck. Then you doubled down. Then tripled.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198068)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:36 AM
Author: razzle gas station

HE'S THREE BEEPS DEEP

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198080)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:37 AM
Author: Razzle-dazzle Background Story Reading Party

He's outta here!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198086)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:43 AM
Author: poppy chapel

This. Jesus christ

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198130)



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Date: August 17th, 2016 12:52 AM
Author: confused sepia cuckoldry

Lol cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31204749)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:37 AM
Author: Odious elastic band

You somehow managed to write the only opener she probably couldn't respond to

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198090)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 2:31 PM
Author: Insecure snowy yarmulke



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31199638)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:38 AM
Author: Mewling indian lodge sex offender

This is a chick who is an objective 5 who just wants to get piped stop with the academic shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198097)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:40 AM
Author: gay galvanic piazza generalized bond

dude her legs are elite and she's slim as fuark. 50% of women aren't hotter than she is.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198110)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:43 AM
Author: Mewling indian lodge sex offender

that's not what an objective 5 is. This isn't on a percentile scale dummy. She looks goofy and you could probably do far better pumo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198134)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:48 AM
Author: gay galvanic piazza generalized bond

wtf. that's exactly what a 5 means.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198169)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:56 AM
Author: Mewling indian lodge sex offender

no it doesn't idiot, carrying that logic forward according to you 2 out of every 10 women is an objective 9 or 10.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198238)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 12:22 PM
Author: citrine roast beef senate

Lol, I agree with you that a 5 is not 50%, because so many women (a third maybe) are so ugly as to not be worth designing the scale to accommodate.

But lol at the your poast. Do you not understand what a bell curve is?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198799)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:47 AM
Author: swashbuckling cruel-hearted garrison

I love her legs too. FWIW

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198161)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 11:18 AM
Author: navy lascivious spot private investor

yeah nice slender legs

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198422)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:39 AM
Author: Hateful Demanding Organic Girlfriend Rigor

Love it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198101)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:39 AM
Author: aphrodisiac opaque toilet seat

omg lol our kids

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198102)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 12:21 PM
Author: Bonkers address mexican



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198794)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:45 AM
Author: crystalline home

3 messages 2 hours apart? LJL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198145)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:46 AM
Author: Mewling indian lodge sex offender

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198149)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:47 AM
Author: gay galvanic piazza generalized bond

as opposed to? i was (successfully) messaging other chicks during that timeframe.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198157)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:48 AM
Author: costumed useless brakes

as opposed to ANYTHING FUCKING ELSE

seriously is this DVP

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198171)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:47 AM
Author: Comical public bath

Ouch even worse. Thought this was all at once

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198165)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:49 AM
Author: gay galvanic piazza generalized bond

how is that worse? i was doing other stuff with my life and messaging other people in the interim.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198177)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:50 AM
Author: costumed useless brakes

brother. brother

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198190)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:51 AM
Author: ruddy fortuitous meteor

yeah. Perfectly reasonable opener and follow up. You played everything perfectly bro. I'm baffled as to why she hasn't responded to you. Must be busy with running a campaign and what not.

Don't worry though bro, just send her another message clarifying what you told us, how the kids stuff is soo left field and you wanted to be different. A girl as smart as her will surely understand.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198203)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:53 AM
Author: gay galvanic piazza generalized bond

cool thanks. will try it out.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198214)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:54 AM
Author: costumed useless brakes

180. best advice given in this thread, can't wait to see the results. please update once you've done this. you fucking faggot.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198228)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:57 AM
Author: ruddy fortuitous meteor

you know.. sometimes the simplest answer is the right answer. ljl

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198242)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 11:00 AM
Author: swashbuckling cruel-hearted garrison



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198282)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:57 AM
Author: Mewling indian lodge sex offender

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198249)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:51 AM
Author: Razzle-dazzle Background Story Reading Party

Lol holy shit didn't see the time stamps. Following up two hours later with a message about "our kids" ahahahahha

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198200)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 11:02 AM
Author: Underhanded site messiness

lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198296)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 12:23 PM
Author: citrine roast beef senate

Holy fucking shit. Did not even notice that.

OP, I hope this is just an easter egg you left in your flame.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198808)



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Date: August 24th, 2016 4:24 PM
Author: submissive bronze sanctuary incel



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31259922)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:51 AM
Author: Diverse Mauve Circlehead

My BEEP BEEP BEEP machine just broke from aspie overload

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198198)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:57 AM
Author: gay galvanic piazza generalized bond

ok assholes, then why didn't this non-aspie opener work with another chick:

pic: http://i.imgur.com/PTttITt.jpg

opener: http://i.imgur.com/BJr7rIl.jpg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198244)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:58 AM
Author: Mewling indian lodge sex offender

jesus she's a 5 too

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198261)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:58 AM
Author: costumed useless brakes

i don't see a non-aspie opener

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198262)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 11:00 AM
Author: gay galvanic piazza generalized bond

seriously? how is THAT aspie?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198276)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 11:01 AM
Author: costumed useless brakes

it's weird and demanding

SOMEWHAT better would have been "damn, i like the ass on that statue in that one pic"

but still weird

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198287)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 11:06 AM
Author: gay galvanic piazza generalized bond

demanding isn't good? sets up a hoop for her to jump through so establishes control and projects confidence.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198332)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 11:07 AM
Author: costumed useless brakes

DVP i literally want to watch you die

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198335)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:59 AM
Author: Underhanded site messiness

try "fucky fucky"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198266)



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Date: August 17th, 2016 12:55 AM
Author: confused sepia cuckoldry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31204770)



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Date: September 9th, 2016 8:26 PM
Author: kink-friendly institution dopamine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31371176)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:59 AM
Author: Comical public bath

i think thats too aggressive.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198268)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 11:00 AM
Author: Razzle-dazzle Background Story Reading Party

Way too try-hard. Not playful at all.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198278)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 11:04 AM
Author: swashbuckling cruel-hearted garrison

He needs some winky faces and like 5 thumbs up. This chick is ugly, so perfect practice.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198308)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 11:02 AM
Author: Mustard Alcoholic Tattoo Boltzmann

Awful flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198292)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 11:05 AM
Author: Ocher travel guidebook school

BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198321)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 11:06 AM
Author: Massive theatre lettuce

and you SUPER LIKED her too you little rascal mmm mmm mmmmmmmm

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198328)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 11:07 AM
Author: aphrodisiac opaque toilet seat

she doesn't look humorous

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198344)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 11:12 AM
Author: gay galvanic piazza generalized bond

she's not.

her profile text is "go away"

but she did match me.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198379)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 11:29 AM
Author: aphrodisiac opaque toilet seat

lol way to read the room

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198503)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 12:05 PM
Author: gay galvanic piazza generalized bond

you acknowledge or respond to her "go away" in any way and she controls the comversation. it's anti-PUA.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198697)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 11:39 AM
Author: swashbuckling cruel-hearted garrison

You should have opened with "No U"!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198571)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:58 AM
Author: big bawdyhouse shitlib

lol at all the dweebs in this thread pretending they would do any better.

Op your open was fine, the one thing missing was a NEG. you needed to come out of the gate strong by asking her why she got rejected from working on Hillary's campaign, such that she had to work in bufu, VA

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198256)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:59 AM
Author: gay galvanic piazza generalized bond

couldn't because i found out her bio by google stalking her. only thing in her profile was her academic pedigree. no descriptive paragraph.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198269)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 11:01 AM
Author: Underhanded site messiness

https://cdn.pastemagazine.com/www/blogs/lists/2012/10/30/fonz.jpg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198290)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 11:08 AM
Author: Massive theatre lettuce



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198349)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 11:04 AM
Author: Flesh center

no descriptive paragraph? her linkedin is like three pages long (E. F.)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198307)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 11:07 AM
Author: gay galvanic piazza generalized bond

you're good. don't out ty.

but i mean in her tinder.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198348)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 11:00 AM
Author: Comical public bath

i dont think his opener was that bad. its the follow up messages.

Harvard Stanford power match with the thumbs up wasn't that bad. The stuff after it was.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198283)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 11:02 AM
Author: costumed useless brakes

it's not that bad but it's not surprising she didn't respond. there's nothing interesting in it and, well, she already went to harvard and it's not like she fucked literally every dude there so reminding her he went to stanford (something she already knew) isn't going to be the best argument to fuck him either.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198297)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 11:05 AM
Author: gay galvanic piazza generalized bond

how was evoking the SEC rivalry in the second one bad?

so if i tried to salvage with something like, "okok was totally joking about the power match (not the kids)" is that still just too fucking weird on top of weird?

i think i might be det with this one.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198317)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 11:05 AM
Author: costumed useless brakes

SHUT THE FUCK UP DVP

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198325)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 11:07 AM
Author: Flesh center

it's not dvp, dvp didn't have that degree

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198338)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 11:08 AM
Author: costumed useless brakes

"det"

pics of random girls

doubling down on autism

asking xo for advice

nobody else is like this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198356)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 11:13 AM
Author: gay galvanic piazza generalized bond

that describes like 80% of xo lol.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198392)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 11:15 AM
Author: costumed useless brakes

yeah? find another thread like this whose OP is not DVP

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198408)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 11:16 AM
Author: gay galvanic piazza generalized bond

i'm the OP. no, unfortunately i'm just yet another aspie loser on this thing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198413)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 11:18 AM
Author: costumed useless brakes

well let's see

- you came to us for advice

- you pushed back against the advice

- your autism was stunning, abnormal, and persistent

yeah i'm gonna go with dvp or doobs

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198421)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 11:22 AM
Author: gay galvanic piazza generalized bond

so i guess instead i'm going to have to bone the chick for whom my opener was: "so papa john's and video game date?" (i meant it ironically) to which she responded, "sure :)"

cotdamn so boring. i've traveled the world, have top 1% resources and it all comes down to takeout pizza.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198447)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 11:27 AM
Author: costumed useless brakes

do you actually want to fuck or do you want to preen? faggot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198484)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 11:41 AM
Author: swashbuckling cruel-hearted garrison

OP, this is the classic "HARSH, BUT FAIR" scenario.

Sleeve is being hard on you because you need to hear it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198582)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 11:09 AM
Author: Mustard Alcoholic Tattoo Boltzmann

Cr, he never went to stanford

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198363)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 11:15 AM
Author: big bawdyhouse shitlib

I thought it was doobs

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198404)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 11:16 AM
Author: costumed useless brakes

also possible, he's been posting actively

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198411)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 11:19 AM
Author: navy lascivious spot private investor

how about: "Did you know that you only cut out half of your ex-bf from your profile pic?"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198429)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 11:42 AM
Author: milky property love of her life

this thread is some massive and 180 self pwnage

with a 3% chance it's great flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198590)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 11:54 AM
Author: gay galvanic piazza generalized bond

i usually chime in with KILLSHOT on others but this thread is one massive KILLSHOT on me.

so where can i review RSF's work to see how it's done? i've searched but all i've found is emojis, golden showers, and phil collins.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198647)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 11:58 AM
Author: swashbuckling cruel-hearted garrison

IGWC has some good ones too...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198661)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 11:59 AM
Author: Exciting up-to-no-good market rigpig

Is OP dvp?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198670)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 12:07 PM
Author: Jet mad-dog skullcap

Yeah it's especially bad today I'm afraid

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198702)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 12:12 PM
Author: Exciting up-to-no-good market rigpig

thought that bro got scared straight when he was outed

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198727)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 12:19 PM
Author: Jet mad-dog skullcap

No, unfortunately he's back at it. Tail of the dragon.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198775)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 12:23 PM
Author: cerise brethren

You could still save it with a well-timed "pls respond" this evening

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198812)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 12:37 PM
Author: razzle gas station

"Hey look, I know you missed the early admissions deadline, but I think you'd be a good fit at pumo u! We have a great cafeteria that's open for dinner! I'll even waive the application fee because your scores are so high ;)!"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198923)



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Date: August 17th, 2016 1:00 AM
Author: confused sepia cuckoldry

Cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31204798)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 12:25 PM
Author: swashbuckling cruel-hearted garrison

I love that even the bortgais can LOL at this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198830)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 12:35 PM
Author: Fuchsia Violent Base

No 23 yo girl who is actually bangable and smart wants to talk about kids in a Tinder opener. OP sounded beta as hell.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198903)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 12:43 PM
Author: Sick rehab

Now I understand why tindr is so easy for me

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198947)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 12:45 PM
Author: swashbuckling cruel-hearted garrison



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198961)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 12:52 PM
Author: gay galvanic piazza generalized bond

fine. i'll just pay $500 to fuck a seekingarrangement slut. not worth my time to try to figure this out if i haven't already.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198997)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 1:03 PM
Author: swashbuckling cruel-hearted garrison

You have plenty of time. You will learn through your failures. Some chicks swipe right as a hedge, and no matter what you say or do will change that she's more attracted to Chad that opened with Fucky fucky?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31199043)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 1:40 PM
Author: gay galvanic piazza generalized bond

Clearly i'm overthinking this. just opened another chick with:

"420 friendly?"

'hahaha yeah'

"ever smoked a fat cone with a corporate exec b4?"

'not yet'

"you're missing out. later this week"

'ok cool - where you staying'

is it really this easy?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31199292)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 1:58 PM
Author: swashbuckling cruel-hearted garrison

Yes... don't overthink it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31199417)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 2:06 PM
Author: Comical public bath

Sounds about right. Don't expect responses from everyone anyways

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31199456)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 2:33 PM
Author: Floppy meetinghouse hunting ground

I think that's stupid because you are providing blackmail material against you, unless weed is legal in your state.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31199651)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 2:51 PM
Author: gay galvanic piazza generalized bond

ljl at this paranoia.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31199804)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 4:38 PM
Author: costumed useless brakes

lol at "corporate exec"

if it works on girls cool but from my perspective dropping things like "stanford" "corporate exec" etc. is douchey. should be on your profile and then go unsaid

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31200606)



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Date: August 17th, 2016 1:02 AM
Author: confused sepia cuckoldry

This

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31204804)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 2:29 PM
Author: Thriller arrogant church

get a fresh haircut

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31199622)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 2:41 PM
Author: soul-stirring international law enforcement agency theater stage

I now understand why 10% of males get 80% of the women online.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31199723)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 7:06 PM
Author: swashbuckling cruel-hearted garrison



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31201701)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 7:24 PM
Author: fragrant blue blood rage box office

This is not why

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31201869)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 6:54 PM
Author: Drunken impressive point

Gotta hit'er wit dat plz respond

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31201574)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 7:10 PM
Author: gay galvanic piazza generalized bond

another chick ghosted on me. after she said she lived closer to [podunk rural town], i said, "you're the one flying that dixie flag up on highway x, aren't you?"

my sense of humor is clearly busted.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31201757)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:47 PM
Author: Beady-eyed kitty house

stop talking to chicks like they're your xo bros

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31203705)



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Date: August 17th, 2016 12:11 AM
Author: Filthy masturbator

Damn it I laughed so hard I just spilled coffee on my keyboard

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31204454)



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Date: August 17th, 2016 12:14 AM
Author: Out-of-control giraffe

Holy shit, OP. Legendary thread.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31204479)



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Date: August 17th, 2016 12:25 AM
Author: Violent indigo native



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31204552)



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Date: August 17th, 2016 12:19 AM
Author: olive cerebral potus principal's office

You would have been so much better off with "ooga booga muh dick"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31204506)



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Date: August 17th, 2016 12:24 AM
Author: fantasy-prone exhilarant gunner

best thread in a long time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31204547)



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Date: August 17th, 2016 12:28 AM
Author: Crimson Vigorous Jewess

*RSF messages same girl with eggplant, cat, and thumbs up emoji*

*chick responds with cocktails emoji and "first"*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31204584)



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Date: August 17th, 2016 12:29 AM
Author: Vengeful Well-lubricated Pit Volcanic Crater

lulz

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31204592)



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Date: August 17th, 2016 12:29 AM
Author: Vengeful Well-lubricated Pit Volcanic Crater

SMOOTH OPERATOR!!!111111

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31204590)



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Date: August 17th, 2016 12:53 AM
Author: laughsome jet-lagged location queen of the night

It was funny watching op get gangbanged ITT. So what do you playful smooth operators say on tinder do you just do emojis

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31204752)



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Date: August 17th, 2016 12:57 AM
Author: olive cerebral potus principal's office

We must secure the existence of our people and a future for white children.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31204788)



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Date: August 17th, 2016 1:05 AM
Author: laughsome jet-lagged location queen of the night

lol I think I get it. Like, that was casually and relevantly witty, made me laugh and 50% more likely to cab to your place for dominos and 420

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31204830)



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Date: August 17th, 2016 1:08 AM
Author: confused sepia cuckoldry

BEEP BEEP BEEP

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31204843)



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Date: August 17th, 2016 1:13 AM
Author: Mustard Alcoholic Tattoo Boltzmann

Shut up chink

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31204878)



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Date: August 17th, 2016 1:23 AM
Author: laughsome jet-lagged location queen of the night

Oh look, a stalker sync pumo raves incoherently. We sure haven't seen that before.

Shouldn't you be in the tenderloin begging for change?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31204930)



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Date: August 17th, 2016 1:16 AM
Author: gay galvanic piazza generalized bond

ridiculous that you think that line would play but not my "our kids" joke.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31204893)



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Date: August 17th, 2016 2:59 AM
Author: olive cerebral potus principal's office

Proven results: http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2973264&mc=29&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31205279)



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Date: August 17th, 2016 12:58 AM
Author: Violent indigo native

you guys will never get it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31204789)



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Date: August 17th, 2016 1:01 AM
Author: costumed useless brakes

i just mention something from her profile, idk. if no profile i mention something from her pictures.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31204802)



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Date: August 17th, 2016 1:17 AM
Author: gay galvanic piazza generalized bond

only thing in her profile was harvard and some pics of her in europe.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31204897)



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Date: August 17th, 2016 1:18 AM
Author: costumed useless brakes

next time, say something about europe.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31204900)



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Date: August 17th, 2016 1:28 AM
Author: gay galvanic piazza generalized bond

yeah my game's so off right now i'm losing hope for this weekend's trip.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31204952)



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Date: August 17th, 2016 1:40 AM
Author: costumed useless brakes

i'm losing hope for you not being flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31205012)



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Date: August 17th, 2016 1:19 AM
Author: Crimson Vigorous Jewess

she sounds lame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31204905)



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Date: August 17th, 2016 1:04 AM
Author: Vengeful Well-lubricated Pit Volcanic Crater

trade secrets, my chigga

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31204823)



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Date: August 17th, 2016 12:54 AM
Author: disgusting razzmatazz church building half-breed



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31204761)



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Date: August 17th, 2016 1:08 AM
Author: pearly hospital

Can't believe no one's pointed out the funniest part of all of this: OP "did ******* for grad school." Looking closely at the picture, you can read the name of the school.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31204846)



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Date: August 17th, 2016 1:10 AM
Author: costumed useless brakes

eh you should probably edit this brother

but lol at OP not even knowing how to erase something from an image

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31204864)



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Date: August 17th, 2016 1:11 AM
Author: pearly hospital

why should I edit?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31204869)



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Date: August 17th, 2016 1:12 AM
Author: costumed useless brakes

OP is clearly trying to hide this piece of information

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31204875)



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Date: August 17th, 2016 1:14 AM
Author: pearly hospital

Better?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31204881)



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Date: August 17th, 2016 1:14 AM
Author: costumed useless brakes

brother

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31204882)



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Date: August 17th, 2016 1:15 AM
Author: pearly hospital

FINE

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31204888)



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Date: August 17th, 2016 1:17 AM
Author: Sapphire nofapping school cafeteria mother

good catch but against the spirit of the board

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31204895)



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Date: August 17th, 2016 1:27 AM
Author: gay galvanic piazza generalized bond

(classic Doobs)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31204944)



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Date: August 17th, 2016 1:29 AM
Author: contagious indecent library

*prints out thread*

*puts paper into "Asian Mental Illness" file*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31204958)



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Date: August 17th, 2016 1:32 AM
Author: Effete dysfunction french chef

great thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31204974)



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Date: August 17th, 2016 1:49 AM
Author: Mahogany National Double Fault

The last line about kids - women do not like this approach. Way too aggressive (I know you meant it as a joke but if I was a woman and a random stranger approached me on tinder this way I would have found it creepy and off-putting).

You sounded *really* desperate and immature.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31205040)



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Date: August 17th, 2016 1:52 AM
Author: fantasy-prone exhilarant gunner

tbf, op's lame opening wouldn't have mattered a whit if he were good-looking enough.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31205048)



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Date: August 17th, 2016 1:55 AM
Author: gay galvanic piazza generalized bond

i'm above average. not exceptional but definitely not busted. enough for other tinder chicks to compliment me unprompted.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31205057)



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Date: August 17th, 2016 2:51 PM
Author: costumed useless brakes

lol.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31208337)



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Date: August 17th, 2016 2:12 AM
Author: aquamarine den

That one poaster got it right - just keep it simple and say "fucky fucky?"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31205114)



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Date: August 18th, 2016 5:30 PM
Author: gay galvanic piazza generalized bond

UPDATE: she fucking UNMATCHED me. did one of you assholes tip her off about this thread or something?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31217181)



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Date: August 18th, 2016 7:17 PM
Author: greedy outnumbered wagecucks plaza

You are going to break the autism detector

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31217871)



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Date: August 24th, 2016 4:22 PM
Author: gay galvanic piazza generalized bond

no, seriously i bet someone from here reached out to her because she unmatched me. the messages were pretty bad game but not enough to unmatch. it was something more.

can't be a coincidence that the one unmatch i get aside from offensive lick messaging was the one i shared with xo.

visit to her city was a bust. spent the entire weekend alone.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31259907)



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Date: October 2nd, 2016 6:55 PM
Author: metal dark hell azn

Same retard that had the immigration convo with the 18-year-old?

I feel sorry for you, you don't even seem to realize how idiotic you come across. If I were you I'd get my brain checked and ask a psychiatrist if you have aspergers, because that's what it sounds like here.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31543073)



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Date: October 25th, 2017 12:45 PM
Author: wonderful disrespectful legal warrant trump supporter



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Date: August 24th, 2016 4:37 PM
Author: primrose legend space



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Date: September 9th, 2016 8:31 PM
Author: kink-friendly institution dopamine



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Date: September 9th, 2016 8:38 PM
Author: Mischievous Indirect Expression

I just messaged her MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31371264)



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Date: October 2nd, 2016 6:51 PM
Author: costumed useless brakes



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Date: October 2nd, 2016 7:02 PM
Author: vivacious state

Unghhh she's hot. Definitely my type

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31543111)



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Date: December 12th, 2016 9:20 AM
Author: costumed useless brakes



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Date: December 12th, 2016 9:39 AM
Author: geriatric gay wizard menage

This thread is cracking me up, coworkers looking at me like I'm insane

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#32118538)