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My flow is slick and smooth like diarrhea

I make NYPD cats want to Free Mumia Underground king, I m...
Olive Tattoo
  01/06/06
So many raps to share, but no IRL friends to share them with...
primrose gunner
  01/06/06
...
Olive Tattoo
  01/08/06
Fuck Mumia, I hope that bitch gets Tookied The bitches be...
stimulating business firm
  01/16/06
redacted
Olive Tattoo
  01/16/06
That rhyme sucked ass. I'm truly disappointed. Like Yaku...
stimulating business firm
  01/17/06
Sucker MCs get dinged like they was Stabby Try to step to...
Olive Tattoo
  01/06/06
...
stimulating business firm
  01/06/06
174
Saffron cerebral jewess brunch
  01/06/06
Sorry that I dissed you, looks like I struck a chord Your...
Olive Tattoo
  01/06/06
excellent
aquamarine blathering codepig philosopher-king
  01/07/06
a year later, but "Your lyrics are mad boring like post...
razzle-dazzle canary forum
  12/12/06
If you battle with me you're bound to get what you're due ...
stimulating business firm
  01/06/06
You roll with TTTs like you was WashU I be fucking hos li...
Olive Tattoo
  01/06/06
You might be a gangsta, but check out this shit I worked ...
stimulating business firm
  01/06/06
I'm not a virgin though I might act like one I fucked a f...
stimulating business firm
  01/06/06
I been around the world like I was petrodollar You been f...
Olive Tattoo
  01/06/06
you already know that your rhymes be whack. your face be bu...
hairless whorehouse kitty cat
  01/06/06
I heard your rhymes and damn were they boring War with me i...
excitant stead water buffalo
  01/06/06
I've got the illest rhymes and the sickest verses This ch...
stimulating business firm
  01/06/06
Chinesedude wants me to cure the sickness Like I was D I ...
Olive Tattoo
  01/06/06
You must be slow like aznaznazn Even the TTTSEF bitches kno...
excitant stead water buffalo
  01/06/06
the auschwitz line, and following it up with so fresh and so...
Bonkers Odious Generalized Bond Death Wish
  01/08/06
yo yo yo check it weak ass rappers like Gogol Ganguly don...
Big Sanctuary Hominid
  01/06/06
Reppin desi pride like rasquach and the sugar witch Like ...
Olive Tattoo
  01/06/06
NICE
Hilarious awkward roommate
  01/19/06
Nice, even though I was omitted from the desi crew.
Magenta volcanic crater half-breed
  03/01/06
Don't try to give me AIDS, JCM-style If you do I'll make ...
stimulating business firm
  01/06/06
Lonestar tries to step but gets PWN3D like Sharon Like Bl...
Olive Tattoo
  01/06/06
beautiful.
rusted legend
  01/08/06
You're not a refrigerator, so shut the fuck up say VROOOO...
stimulating business firm
  01/06/06
titcr
Burgundy Sandwich
  01/06/06
I totally PWN you you TTTSEF You step up to me and I'l...
stimulating business firm
  01/06/06
I made my millions off parlays from Macho Breeze When I'm...
stimulating business firm
  01/06/06
i got more game than sony and sega me:brad pitt::blue smoke...
hairless whorehouse kitty cat
  01/06/06
I kick it old school like the PR Board Got more fans than...
Olive Tattoo
  01/06/06
...
stimulating business firm
  01/06/06
My rhymes are on fire like they were on Rowan's head You'...
Olive Tattoo
  01/06/06
...
Puce public bath factory reset button
  01/06/06
Crib so fly that it's joires's dream Like plucot's tittie...
Olive Tattoo
  01/06/06
Gogol got a sticky keyboard just from hearin me rhyme, Bitc...
Puce public bath factory reset button
  01/06/06
I'm so lyrically gifted, it's kinda hard to describe Bitc...
Olive Tattoo
  01/06/06
Gogol be scared to address me straight up, I'll stomp that ...
Puce public bath factory reset button
  01/06/06
Dont be knockin' my score fool, cause im ill as shit I take...
Pearl duck-like abode
  01/06/06
AA for dirty wetbacks ain't be countin for jack, A prestigi...
Puce public bath factory reset button
  01/06/06
while i agree with your assesment i must set you straight J...
Pearl duck-like abode
  01/06/06
while im on the subject, ill proceed with this Your broke a...
Pearl duck-like abode
  01/06/06
Bitch ass nigga needs to learn to count, The syllables you ...
Puce public bath factory reset button
  01/06/06
so you have a good point there, and im feelin kinda PwNED d...
Pearl duck-like abode
  01/06/06
you got called out by D Wade and you aint got no response y...
Pearl duck-like abode
  01/06/06
180
splenetic silver dysfunction
  01/06/06
STFU up bitch, you didn't do shit.
Puce public bath factory reset button
  01/06/06
true, but can you put it in a rhyme...hahahahaha
Pearl duck-like abode
  01/06/06
I'm pretty tired...maybe tomorrow I'll start a thread specif...
Puce public bath factory reset button
  01/06/06
lol...im fuckin tired....you can see my shitty rhymes turnin...
Pearl duck-like abode
  01/06/06
There was some hot rhymes.
Bonkers Odious Generalized Bond Death Wish
  01/08/06
what? you dont love me anymore?
Pearl duck-like abode
  01/08/06
Both of you guys were good.
idiotic unhinged dopamine institution
  01/10/06
Suck. My. Dick.
splenetic silver dysfunction
  01/06/06
cause im close to tha EDGE
Pearl duck-like abode
  01/06/06
180
splenetic silver dysfunction
  01/06/06
182.
idiotic unhinged dopamine institution
  01/10/06
Im tryin'
Pearl duck-like abode
  01/06/06
you wont be around next year, my rap's too severe, kickin ma...
Saffron cerebral jewess brunch
  01/06/06
you need to work on that, bud.
Pearl duck-like abode
  01/06/06
it's not even mine it's from Craig Mack
Saffron cerebral jewess brunch
  01/06/06
well, you should probably quote a second line then. see, two...
Pearl duck-like abode
  01/06/06
You twelve feet from her, but you're worthless like quotas ...
stimulating business firm
  01/06/06
This is the best thread I've seen on XOXO in my time here. ...
appetizing hissy fit bawdyhouse
  01/06/06
Like &# all you type is dots start up a thread dont get...
razzle-dazzle canary forum
  01/06/06
I'm kickin it Old School like Ragreporta If you fuck with...
stimulating business firm
  01/06/06
callin out old posters dont make you legit like felix and r...
razzle-dazzle canary forum
  01/06/06
A lotta pretenders, lotta contenders this be up near the th...
Umber Hospital Laser Beams
  01/06/06
you people suck, thank god im around
Pearl duck-like abode
  01/06/06
Bout time I posted on this thread, Sittin at work wishin ...
Vigorous well-lubricated round eye useless brakes
  01/06/06
Your name is More Dough Hi, but I aint sure why is it cause...
Pearl duck-like abode
  01/06/06
You got a Tre Point Tre and One Fiddy Nine And you want t...
stimulating business firm
  01/06/06
speaking of black....I want Blackadder rhyming here, that wo...
Pearl duck-like abode
  01/06/06
I drop rhymes more often than JCM drops trou I've tried t...
stimulating business firm
  01/06/06
This thread should be STICKY like my cum on your face Lik...
stimulating business firm
  01/07/06
I could defecate in your esophagus and you still couldn't dr...
excitant stead water buffalo
  01/07/06
Is that all you got? 'Cuz that was totally softbatch Thin...
stimulating business firm
  01/07/06
nigga you can't see me I can see the look in your eyes bu...
splenetic silver dysfunction
  01/07/06
HAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhaha8238942893489234892348...
idiotic unhinged dopamine institution
  01/10/06
yo i just heard my name called and beckoned so i must gathe...
pearly startling main people
  01/07/06
very nice. I must google the flow to make sure 99% of what y...
splenetic silver dysfunction
  01/07/06
Ill indeed
Pearl duck-like abode
  01/07/06
Ill? Quite.
idiotic unhinged dopamine institution
  01/10/06
Gogol's back on the mic, and xo is excited Pat Robertson ...
Olive Tattoo
  01/07/06
Daddy Bling thinks he's dope, but that brotha be trippin' ...
Olive Tattoo
  01/07/06
Flows spill from my mouth like scrabble pieces that form a ...
excitant stead water buffalo
  01/07/06
My rhymes are so crafty, they call a Jew. My dick is so b...
stimulating business firm
  01/07/06
this is brilliant. bravo.
Olive Tattoo
  01/07/06
rotflmao
Pearl duck-like abode
  01/07/06
I needa talk amongst these suckers who arent even remotely c...
pearly startling main people
  01/07/06
flow is off, but rhymes are solid
pearly startling main people
  01/07/06
talk a lotta shit, but can you back it up youse a toddler...
Olive Tattoo
  01/07/06
you killin'em out there.
splenetic silver dysfunction
  01/07/06
youre fake blackin 17 ut atleast im not actin your wittine...
pearly startling main people
  01/07/06
Your lyrics are off, and your words do not rhyme At a mer...
Olive Tattoo
  01/07/06
this is ridiculous some guys wasting my time im lightyears ...
pearly startling main people
  01/07/06
I'm Marty Lipton to your Cadwalader Chris Even coca farme...
Olive Tattoo
  01/07/06
Halitosis, "the condition of having bad breath," O...
pearly startling main people
  01/07/06
your rhymes be stinking up the joint, go swig some listerine...
Olive Tattoo
  01/07/06
HOt Sizzle!
splenetic silver dysfunction
  01/07/06
you dont know talent, and areny you black? damn what a disgr...
pearly startling main people
  01/07/06
he's rhyming and his flow is on point. When I try to read y...
splenetic silver dysfunction
  01/07/06
doood, that was wicked!
Pearl duck-like abode
  01/07/06
nice!
idiotic unhinged dopamine institution
  01/10/06
So hard, So hard, that's how he wanted to fuck her But sh...
stimulating business firm
  01/07/06
Ganguly Law Review, yo I'm the E-I-C Got Posner writin in...
Olive Tattoo
  01/07/06
BEAUTIFUL. JUST FUCKING BEAUTIFUL. This thread keeps get...
appetizing hissy fit bawdyhouse
  01/07/06
Nice!
idiotic unhinged dopamine institution
  01/10/06
I've been in more battles than Grbac's been in car wrecks ...
stimulating business firm
  01/07/06
I battled with K-Fed but it just wasn't right It was like...
stimulating business firm
  01/07/06
my lyrics are tighter than federlines asshole hold up I jus...
razzle-dazzle canary forum
  01/07/06
Derek Meeker said, "Son, come take this Levy" I...
stimulating business firm
  01/07/06
...
Puce public bath factory reset button
  01/07/06
"pink cock" hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha...
Pearl duck-like abode
  01/08/06
AWESOME
Hateful Mint Multi-billionaire
  01/16/06
you niggas best wake up from your meatspin haze I draw robo...
razzle-dazzle canary forum
  01/07/06
With lyrics like that you should join the Kindness Club Y...
stimulating business firm
  01/07/06
The world's illest lyrics are exactly what I'm spittin' E...
stimulating business firm
  01/07/06
I think this nigga might be the illest, his flows are on rel...
splenetic silver dysfunction
  01/08/06
yeah he's consistently dope and funny
Olive Tattoo
  01/08/06
dude, i didnt know you had it in you.....sorry about questio...
Pearl duck-like abode
  01/08/06
I agree, but half of his references go straight over my head...
Pearl duck-like abode
  01/08/06
GOGOL GAYGUY
pearly startling main people
  01/08/06
top fucking notch right here son, you stepped up in the clut...
splenetic silver dysfunction
  01/08/06
here on out ill put a little more effort
pearly startling main people
  01/08/06
You tryin too hard, homey step if you dare Coal miner sty...
Olive Tattoo
  01/08/06
^^ You see that? Its too simple, hes doing dare, air, yet, b...
pearly startling main people
  01/08/06
See this thread is about rhymes and flows that are xoxo rele...
splenetic silver dysfunction
  01/08/06
You gotta look at the whole package, you must all like his w...
pearly startling main people
  01/08/06
the whole point is xo references. none of us are jay z, we w...
Olive Tattoo
  01/08/06
check it out below son....some real ill shit
Pearl duck-like abode
  01/08/06
your work is good in a broad context, but you have to consid...
splenetic silver dysfunction
  01/08/06
yo dont you fuck wit my boy, son, he is Gogol Ganguly HE'S ...
Pearl duck-like abode
  01/08/06
10 trillion!
Olive Tattoo
  01/08/06
thanks fool....ill be looking for the back up when i need it
Pearl duck-like abode
  01/08/06
im gonna get your boy again next rhyme
pearly startling main people
  01/08/06
and when you do...i will drop some complicated ass rhymes th...
Pearl duck-like abode
  01/08/06
wow no intro neeeded that shit was weak
pearly startling main people
  01/08/06
freestyle diss on everyones ability
pearly startling main people
  01/08/06
The complete opposite of a freestyle diss
Pearl duck-like abode
  01/08/06
your rhymes are scattered like light through a prism, read ...
Shivering Ape
  01/08/06
every one of y'all brought that fire right here son. Keep it...
splenetic silver dysfunction
  01/08/06
PWNED
Shivering Ape
  01/10/06
only you can prevent the kids demise as my lyrics pierce ...
Bonkers Odious Generalized Bond Death Wish
  01/08/06
I'm a straight guerilla with it, cold hearted killa wit it ...
Puce public bath factory reset button
  01/08/06
My Nigga Caligula man, the alpha figa I got ya chick spr...
Bonkers Odious Generalized Bond Death Wish
  01/08/06
jizz will make her blind two fists in the behind ...
Bonkers Odious Generalized Bond Death Wish
  01/08/06
Caligula, the original fagula, Found dead in a ditch with a...
Puce public bath factory reset button
  01/08/06
your flow rancid TTT in hopeless despair I bukkake on the...
Bonkers Odious Generalized Bond Death Wish
  01/08/06
Poundin my erect member into yo ear Listen up bitch and you...
Puce public bath factory reset button
  01/08/06
This is the requiem for notorious he messed with the wron...
Bonkers Odious Generalized Bond Death Wish
  01/08/06
I fold this faggot up like an old wallet, Gave him tha ER...
Puce public bath factory reset button
  01/08/06
nice retort
splenetic silver dysfunction
  01/08/06
I look forward to the day when an XOXO rap dispute spills ov...
Puce public bath factory reset button
  01/08/06
hell yeah, You are biggie and Caligula is Pac
splenetic silver dysfunction
  01/08/06
Like Tom Cruise and R. Kelly, you're trapped in the closet ...
stimulating business firm
  01/08/06
yo yo yo yo yo yo Here comes the treble, here comes the ...
Pearl duck-like abode
  01/08/06
gogol + clowns diss
pearly startling main people
  01/10/06
you may be ill kid, but still kid, my prescription cures you...
Shivering Ape
  01/10/06
If you fuck with me, you won't remain intact You'll choke...
stimulating business firm
  01/15/06
This thread has just been entered into the XOXO "Classi...
appetizing hissy fit bawdyhouse
  01/16/06
If I were a reindeer, my name would be Blazin' I tear dow...
stimulating business firm
  01/16/06
What in heaven's name are you people doing here?
Diverse Lime Garrison Knife
  01/16/06
I dwell on the mean streets of Chappaqua I got a prez for...
stimulating business firm
  01/16/06
Shut up.
Diverse Lime Garrison Knife
  01/16/06
I won't be quiet 'cuz I spit the truth I destroy preceden...
stimulating business firm
  01/16/06
You fuckers have the nerve to disrespect my schtick, when...
Crawly navy idiot
  01/16/06
It sounds to me like you those bitches PWN you; they pret...
stimulating business firm
  01/17/06
Listen T Bag, you better get your lips ready, Because I'm...
Crawly navy idiot
  01/19/06
thats right bitches.....a raccoon! 180
Pearl duck-like abode
  01/19/06
This is the best thread ever.
Cowardly national
  01/16/06
Thanks for giving props where props are due I've wasted t...
stimulating business firm
  01/16/06
I gotta say, thatd doesn't suck.
Crawly navy idiot
  01/16/06
watts we find you not, cuz you hide when the glock cock joi...
Big Sanctuary Hominid
  01/16/06
I was unaware that there are retarded people here, but go...
stimulating business firm
  01/16/06
HOLY SHIT this was nice. 180 man!
Aphrodisiac bat-shit-crazy corner
  01/17/06
thanks
stimulating business firm
  01/19/06
ill give you your props, cause it looks like you deserve it ...
Pearl duck-like abode
  01/19/06
My moniker's not from Lord of the Rings Characters named ...
stimulating business firm
  01/28/06
glad you changed your name to keep up with the times ive be...
razzle-dazzle canary forum
  01/19/06
Since I started working my life’s a bore Since I’m going ...
Thriller Flushed Hall Athletic Conference
  02/08/06
MCs sound the same like onomanopoeia -The Infesticons
Zombie-like liquid oxygen
  02/08/06
i know this chick who sings lotty dotty thanks again for th...
big-titted mother cuckoldry
  02/08/06
The conservatives say that I'm a pimp Just because I kind...
lemon frisky wrinkle locale
  02/08/06
...
Puce public bath factory reset button
  02/08/06
Checkin' in from retirement and I see nothing but Poseurs. ...
stimulating business firm
  02/10/06
a time tested warrior, i elicit battle raps from the distanc...
pearly startling main people
  02/19/06
you motherfuckers killed it by getting all serious.
hairless whorehouse kitty cat
  02/19/06
...
appetizing hissy fit bawdyhouse
  03/01/06
One muthafuckin eighty!
carnelian mental disorder
  05/03/06
Good lord. You just knew this was going to be shitty white ...
impertinent boltzmann property
  03/01/06
waves splashing verbal asthma and gritty sand paper lambs...
Bonkers Odious Generalized Bond Death Wish
  03/21/06
You bitches rap like Kaavya, stealing other rappers rhyme...
stimulating business firm
  05/02/06
This shit is trite, reminds me of your mom, something'...
Snowy sticky area
  05/02/06
This thread needs a bump for all the fiber chatter turds pe...
razzle-dazzle canary forum
  06/30/06
four and a half mics
pink blood rage associate
  04/25/08
bump
stimulating business firm
  10/05/06
OH SNAP!
bistre really tough guy
  10/08/06
bump for the BEST THREAD IN XOXO HISTORY.
appetizing hissy fit bawdyhouse
  12/12/06
...
appetizing hissy fit bawdyhouse
  01/12/07
Yo Yo Yo, Kick it: GTO be stylin in his new boat You g...
outnumbered dull site
  02/06/07
noooooooobs!
Pearl duck-like abode
  03/07/07
I rhyme circles 'round you, making you look all nuts dizzy ...
Heady Indian Lodge Indirect Expression
  04/07/07
Hear hear!
wine church building
  04/07/07
bump
spectacular brass sneaky criminal faggotry
  06/29/07
Im the newest cat, holdin the big bat Niggas call me black ...
tan lascivious goal in life
  10/11/07
...
Fiercely-loyal Soggy Circlehead Deer Antler
  04/15/08
...
racy range mexican
  04/25/08
...
Dashing Walnut Voyeur
  10/20/08
imho some of this was really good, nice bump
multi-colored rough-skinned senate
  10/20/08
yo bitches on this board always be trashin me but i'm rehas...
multi-colored rough-skinned senate
  10/20/08
you all got pussy LSATs, yeah i said it one eighty white bi...
multi-colored rough-skinned senate
  10/20/08


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Date: January 6th, 2006 2:51 AM
Author: Olive Tattoo

I make NYPD cats want to Free Mumia

Underground king, I move weed throughout the city

Do any conservatives want to smoke this shit with me?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=334035&forum_id=2#4747450)





Date: January 6th, 2006 3:12 AM
Author: primrose gunner

So many raps to share, but no IRL friends to share them with.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=334035&forum_id=2#4747509)





Date: January 8th, 2006 3:24 AM
Author: Olive Tattoo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=334035&forum_id=2#4762501)





Date: January 16th, 2006 2:44 AM
Author: stimulating business firm

Fuck Mumia, I hope that bitch gets Tookied

The bitches be up on me 'cuz of my fat hairy Wookie

Rapping 'gainst you is like fighting an Ewok

You're short on hot lyrics like you're short on cock

I'm like Han Solo leavin' Storm Troopers in my wake

When you rap against me, you're makin' a mistake.

Fuck lightsabers, I'll impale you with my rhymes

Like summoning Beetlejuice, I'll end your life three times.

A cock in the mouth, and one in your putang

Another in your ass, and I gettin' calls from Wu Tang

They want me to team up with Raekwon and Rakeem

and give your mom the Triple Crown if you know what I mean

I said, "That's not a problem, I'm a native Staten Islander"

There can be only one of me, so I go by "Highlander"

As your mom is sittin home getting the triple dosage

I want to reflect on this ridiculous PWNage

I'm honestly not worried about the rhymes that you'll be planning

'Cuz you're so anti-clutch you should be name Gogol Manning



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=334035&forum_id=2#4830116)





Date: January 16th, 2006 5:24 PM
Author: Olive Tattoo

redacted



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=334035&forum_id=2#4833887)





Date: January 17th, 2006 2:04 AM
Author: stimulating business firm

That rhyme sucked ass. I'm truly disappointed.

Like Yakuza pinkies, you seem disjointed.

You used to have talent, but you're a washed up bum

You're the rapping equivalent of Bernie Williams

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=334035&forum_id=2#4838028)





Date: January 6th, 2006 2:59 AM
Author: Olive Tattoo

Sucker MCs get dinged like they was Stabby

Try to step to me like Rosello they get crabby

Much like Wachtell, my rhymes are viewed with envy

Wack ass rappers get cut up like Bill McHenry

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=334035&forum_id=2#4747479)





Date: January 6th, 2006 3:04 AM
Author: stimulating business firm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=334035&forum_id=2#4747489)





Date: January 6th, 2006 4:46 AM
Author: Saffron cerebral jewess brunch

174

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=334035&forum_id=2#4747680)





Date: January 6th, 2006 3:04 AM
Author: Olive Tattoo

Sorry that I dissed you, looks like I struck a chord

Your lyrics are mad boring like posts on the grad board

When I rock a mike no doubt my rhymes are phat

My styles are more memorable than ICE's hat

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=334035&forum_id=2#4747490)





Date: January 7th, 2006 2:39 AM
Author: aquamarine blathering codepig philosopher-king

excellent

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=334035&forum_id=2#4756008)





Date: December 12th, 2006 6:51 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle canary forum

a year later, but "Your lyrics are mad boring like posts on the grad board" makes me laugh each time

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=334035&forum_id=2#7204927)





Date: January 6th, 2006 3:07 AM
Author: stimulating business firm

If you battle with me you're bound to get what you're due

When I'm done you'll resemble the door ICE busted through

I'm hooked-up like the Wayne State Alumni Network

In Ph-Town I'm the King and I make the ladies go beserk.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=334035&forum_id=2#4747498)





Date: January 6th, 2006 3:08 AM
Author: Olive Tattoo

You roll with TTTs like you was WashU

I be fucking hos like the 7th floor Crew

Like JCM and Julia some might call you a whore

While I'm rockin' more prestige than One Seventy Four

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=334035&forum_id=2#4747505)





Date: January 6th, 2006 3:11 AM
Author: stimulating business firm

You might be a gangsta, but check out this shit

I worked at Scores, was a model, and am physically fit

I dated a millionaire and went to NU

Now I'm kickin' in Med School in the ill H-O-U

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=334035&forum_id=2#4747508)





Date: January 6th, 2006 3:13 AM
Author: stimulating business firm

I'm not a virgin though I might act like one

I fucked a fat chick while we were high in my dorm

I kind of went limp, and I forgot to cum,

When I lost my V-Card to three tons of fun.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=334035&forum_id=2#4747512)





Date: January 6th, 2006 3:14 AM
Author: Olive Tattoo

I been around the world like I was petrodollar

You been faggin' with 'The Crew', straight poppin that collar

Pink polo shirts be gayer than arrow

My appeal is broad, your appeal is narrow



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=334035&forum_id=2#4747517)





Date: January 6th, 2006 3:16 AM
Author: hairless whorehouse kitty cat

you already know that your rhymes be whack.

your face be busted like that Leiter hack.

you took the lsat without a clue.

have fun at penn, you dirty jew.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=334035&forum_id=2#4747520)





Date: January 6th, 2006 3:16 AM
Author: excitant stead water buffalo

I heard your rhymes and damn were they boring

War with me is like a ranch home -

there is no second story

Keep on talking - you'll go home with no head

Like anyone on a first date who mentioned they go to UPENN

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=334035&forum_id=2#4747521)





Date: January 6th, 2006 3:17 AM
Author: stimulating business firm

I've got the illest rhymes and the sickest verses

This chick that I know buys $DCC purses

Mr Lion's got my back and you know he's legit

He had a threesome with Jane and on her they shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=334035&forum_id=2#4747523)





Date: January 6th, 2006 3:18 AM
Author: Olive Tattoo

Chinesedude wants me to cure the sickness

Like I was D I cum with the quickness

But with my rhymes, not when I'm boning a Belle

I'm rhyme on XO, but gotta live IRL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=334035&forum_id=2#4747527)





Date: January 6th, 2006 3:20 AM
Author: excitant stead water buffalo

You must be slow like aznaznazn

Even the TTTSEF bitches know I'm the new XO sensation

just like jewbitches in auschwitz gave blowjobs for the protein

I'll leave you gaping at my sick flows because they're so fresh

and they're so clean



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=334035&forum_id=2#4747533)





Date: January 8th, 2006 4:04 PM
Author: Bonkers Odious Generalized Bond Death Wish

the auschwitz line, and following it up with so fresh and so clean was hot.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=334035&forum_id=2#4764759)





Date: January 6th, 2006 3:22 AM
Author: Big Sanctuary Hominid

yo yo yo check it

weak ass rappers like Gogol Ganguly don't faze me

step up to the mic like FVCK YOU, PAY ME

your wack attack shows you're empty in the sack

come to find out your girls like ruskie, FAT

i'm sick with it, like i'm straight dyin'

but nothin' happens, cuz i am AIDS denyin'

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=334035&forum_id=2#4747543)





Date: January 6th, 2006 3:25 AM
Author: Olive Tattoo

Reppin desi pride like rasquach and the sugar witch

Like felix167 I'm making you my bitch

I'll call up stanlee and rock you with a laysa

Even Roger Luo gotta call me Best in Asia

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=334035&forum_id=2#4747547)





Date: January 19th, 2006 4:23 PM
Author: Hilarious awkward roommate

NICE

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=334035&forum_id=2#4858674)





Date: March 1st, 2006 6:23 PM
Author: Magenta volcanic crater half-breed

Nice, even though I was omitted from the desi crew.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=334035&forum_id=2#5219483)





Date: January 6th, 2006 3:26 AM
Author: stimulating business firm

Don't try to give me AIDS, JCM-style

If you do I'll make you drink DOUBLEAIDS from this vial

The vial is vile just like Carmen's Henchmen

I suggest you surrender like a frog-eating Frenchman

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=334035&forum_id=2#4747548)





Date: January 6th, 2006 3:30 AM
Author: Olive Tattoo

Lonestar tries to step but gets PWN3D like Sharon

Like Blue Smoke when she's drunk, bitches callin' my phone

Fuck them taxes baby, I get paid under the table

My styles so dope even imightbegiant's stayin' faithful

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=334035&forum_id=2#4747561)





Date: January 8th, 2006 12:17 PM
Author: rusted legend

beautiful.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=334035&forum_id=2#4763420)





Date: January 6th, 2006 3:34 AM
Author: stimulating business firm

You're not a refrigerator, so shut the fuck up

say VROOOOSH one more time and I'll unplug you, slut

I don't give a shit how pork chops are shaped,

But I do know the difference between hate-fucking and rape



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=334035&forum_id=2#4747571)





Date: January 6th, 2006 11:46 AM
Author: Burgundy Sandwich

titcr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=334035&forum_id=2#4748753)





Date: January 6th, 2006 3:35 AM
Author: stimulating business firm

I totally PWN you you TTTSEF

You step up to me and I'll Adams you, Jeff

When you mess with my lyrics I set off the bomb

Check out my website http://www.jeffandwill.com/



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=334035&forum_id=2#4747572)





Date: January 6th, 2006 3:36 AM
Author: stimulating business firm

I made my millions off parlays from Macho Breeze

When I'm banging my bitches I sometimes laugh at :D

I use the Emperor's New Condoms because Condoms are and aren't for pussies

I play Strook Bowling when I'm on here PWNing Scrushy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=334035&forum_id=2#4747575)





Date: January 6th, 2006 3:40 AM
Author: hairless whorehouse kitty cat

i got more game than sony and sega

me:brad pitt::blue smoke:noriega

i got a v10, my life is set

your's fucked up, like MadCat's 150k debt

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=334035&forum_id=2#4747583)





Date: January 6th, 2006 3:41 AM
Author: Olive Tattoo

I kick it old school like the PR Board

Got more fans than the Michigan Horde

Like GTO baby, you know I rule by decree

Haters step to the battle, but get stretched out like goatse

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=334035&forum_id=2#4747586)





Date: January 6th, 2006 3:48 AM
Author: stimulating business firm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=334035&forum_id=2#4747603)





Date: January 6th, 2006 3:54 AM
Author: Olive Tattoo

My rhymes are on fire like they were on Rowan's head

You're a college board yungin, time to go to bed

When I'm rappin' on these beats, I got hardly a flaw

Your style don't exist like international law

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=334035&forum_id=2#4747617)





Date: January 6th, 2006 4:11 AM
Author: Puce public bath factory reset button



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=334035&forum_id=2#4747632)





Date: January 6th, 2006 4:27 AM
Author: Olive Tattoo

Crib so fly that it's joires's dream

Like plucot's titties, I'm covered in C.R.E.A.M

Cooley grad with no job, you don't know what to do

NicoBlue style my rhymes straight abort you

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=334035&forum_id=2#4747643)





Date: January 6th, 2006 4:35 AM
Author: Puce public bath factory reset button

Gogol got a sticky keyboard just from hearin me rhyme,

Bitch ass Cooley grad workin' in organized crime.

Nigga...you neva gonna make biglaw so commit seppuku,

Yo mommy and daddy should've raised you a jew.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=334035&forum_id=2#4747651)





Date: January 6th, 2006 4:40 AM
Author: Olive Tattoo

I'm so lyrically gifted, it's kinda hard to describe

Bitches stealin' my rhymes like they was Lawrence Tribe

On some next level shit, like the wiping method of Thea

Sodomizing them hos like I was Nino Scalia

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=334035&forum_id=2#4747663)





Date: January 6th, 2006 4:45 AM
Author: Puce public bath factory reset button

Gogol be scared to address me straight up,

I'll stomp that nigga down like a used paper cup.

He rhymes like a TTT who scored one fifty five,

N4N is the baddest muthafucka alive.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=334035&forum_id=2#4747675)





Date: January 6th, 2006 5:02 AM
Author: Pearl duck-like abode

Dont be knockin' my score fool, cause im ill as shit

I take a bat to yo temple, like im Jewish bitch

I dont give a fuck bout your one six nine

cause im hispanic sucka and they need my kind

I know all you playa hatas think that im a fool

But you wont be sayin shit when in at NYU

This game just like the dice-game all that counts is balls

and mine are brown as a niggas when the ADCOM calls



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=334035&forum_id=2#4747767)





Date: January 6th, 2006 5:08 AM
Author: Puce public bath factory reset button

AA for dirty wetbacks ain't be countin for jack,

A prestigious black cock is what you gotta pack.

NYU be like Notre Dame in college football,

An overrated TTT with no prestige at all.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=334035&forum_id=2#4747798)





Date: January 6th, 2006 5:16 AM
Author: Pearl duck-like abode

while i agree with your assesment i must set you straight

Just cause you got into cooley doesnt make you great

Notre Dame can lick my balls and so can you

cause money is what matters and I have that too

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=334035&forum_id=2#4747845)





Date: January 6th, 2006 5:25 AM
Author: Pearl duck-like abode

while im on the subject, ill proceed with this

Your broke ass rhymes are very un prestig ious

i know i can drop a beat that will blow your mind

while you other xoxo's can bearly keep in time

see, its all about the cadance if you wanna know

you gotta keep a syllable count as you drop your flow

the word YO has just one, while YO MOMMA's got two

so listen up B D B B cause this lesson is for you



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=334035&forum_id=2#4747884)





Date: January 6th, 2006 5:30 AM
Author: Puce public bath factory reset button

Bitch ass nigga needs to learn to count,

The syllables you quoted are the wrong amount.

YO MOMMA has three syllables not two,

And you misspelled "barely" you cuntbag jew.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=334035&forum_id=2#4747908)





Date: January 6th, 2006 5:53 AM
Author: Pearl duck-like abode

so you have a good point there, and im feelin kinda PwNED

dont you eva call me nigga, cause then you would be wrong

B ill shoot you with my nine,and you be sleepin with the kelps

Im your xo xo nightmare, so I HTFH

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=334035&forum_id=2#4747967)





Date: January 6th, 2006 6:28 AM
Author: Pearl duck-like abode

you got called out by D Wade and you aint got no response

your moniker says bling bling but you a white boy named Hans

he said "only poseur white boys who never have expeezeed

gangsta shit first hand." believe that shit is the shizzy

Go to bed and close your eyes, fool, tomorrow u will see

pasty-ass sucka, in the mirror, who got clowned by D.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=334035&forum_id=2#4748031)





Date: January 6th, 2006 6:28 AM
Author: splenetic silver dysfunction

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=334035&forum_id=2#4748032)





Date: January 6th, 2006 6:36 AM
Author: Puce public bath factory reset button

STFU up bitch, you didn't do shit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=334035&forum_id=2#4748053)





Date: January 6th, 2006 6:39 AM
Author: Pearl duck-like abode

true, but can you put it in a rhyme...hahahahaha

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=334035&forum_id=2#4748059)





Date: January 6th, 2006 6:43 AM
Author: Puce public bath factory reset button

I'm pretty tired...maybe tomorrow I'll start a thread specifically for back and forth hating in lyrical form.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=334035&forum_id=2#4748068)





Date: January 6th, 2006 6:46 AM
Author: Pearl duck-like abode

lol...im fuckin tired....you can see my shitty rhymes turning into mush as the night wears on.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=334035&forum_id=2#4748072)





Date: January 8th, 2006 8:04 PM
Author: Bonkers Odious Generalized Bond Death Wish

There was some hot rhymes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=334035&forum_id=2#4766664)





Date: January 8th, 2006 9:32 PM
Author: Pearl duck-like abode

what? you dont love me anymore?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=334035&forum_id=2#4767527)





Date: January 10th, 2006 3:32 AM
Author: idiotic unhinged dopamine institution

Both of you guys were good.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=334035&forum_id=2#4779437)





Date: January 6th, 2006 4:53 AM
Author: splenetic silver dysfunction

Suck. My. Dick.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=334035&forum_id=2#4747713)





Date: January 6th, 2006 5:06 AM
Author: Pearl duck-like abode

cause im close to tha EDGE

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=334035&forum_id=2#4747787)





Date: January 6th, 2006 5:10 AM
Author: splenetic silver dysfunction

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=334035&forum_id=2#4747805)





Date: January 10th, 2006 3:34 AM
Author: idiotic unhinged dopamine institution

182.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=334035&forum_id=2#4779444)





Date: January 6th, 2006 5:28 AM
Author: Pearl duck-like abode

Im tryin'

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=334035&forum_id=2#4747897)





Date: January 6th, 2006 5:57 AM
Author: Saffron cerebral jewess brunch

you wont be around next year, my rap's too severe, kickin mad flava in ya ear

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=334035&forum_id=2#4747972)





Date: January 6th, 2006 5:59 AM
Author: Pearl duck-like abode

you need to work on that, bud.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=334035&forum_id=2#4747977)





Date: January 6th, 2006 6:02 AM
Author: Saffron cerebral jewess brunch

it's not even mine it's from Craig Mack

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=334035&forum_id=2#4747980)





Date: January 6th, 2006 6:05 AM
Author: Pearl duck-like abode

well, you should probably quote a second line then. see, two lines work together to make a rhyme and thats kina the point of this thread....though making your own shit up is also the point

I dont wnt to be the rhyme police, so whatever. lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=334035&forum_id=2#4747984)





Date: January 6th, 2006 11:11 AM
Author: stimulating business firm

You twelve feet from her, but you're worthless like quotas

You're missin' Ambition like Pensive be missin' Minnesota

All balls on the board, all pussy in real life

You get less action than Stabby's poor wife.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=334035&forum_id=2#4748608)





Date: January 6th, 2006 11:46 AM
Author: appetizing hissy fit bawdyhouse

This is the best thread I've seen on XOXO in my time here. Period. I'm desperately trying to stop myself from bawling with laughter in the library.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=334035&forum_id=2#4748755)





Date: January 6th, 2006 11:27 AM
Author: razzle-dazzle canary forum

Like &# all you type is dots

start up a thread dont get no response

like dooderino, posters want your head

you whack nigga, go join the ladies thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=334035&forum_id=2#4748693)





Date: January 6th, 2006 11:58 AM
Author: stimulating business firm

I'm kickin it Old School like Ragreporta

If you fuck with me, I'll PWN you like Sforza

I miss IVYBOY, THOROUGHBRED and other poster with class

174's gonna tattoo you, just like Bateman's ass

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=334035&forum_id=2#4748810)





Date: January 6th, 2006 12:08 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle canary forum

callin out old posters dont make you legit

like felix and rasquach you just never quit

I got bigger rhymes than sugarwitch got hands

even HLS be givin into my demands

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=334035&forum_id=2#4748854)





Date: January 6th, 2006 12:04 PM
Author: Umber Hospital Laser Beams

A lotta pretenders, lotta contenders

this be up near the throne...Best thread eva'.

1 to the 8 to the O



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=334035&forum_id=2#4748831)





Date: January 6th, 2006 4:57 PM
Author: Pearl duck-like abode

you people suck, thank god im around

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=334035&forum_id=2#4751511)





Date: January 6th, 2006 5:04 PM
Author: Vigorous well-lubricated round eye useless brakes

Bout time I posted on this thread,

Sittin at work wishin I was gettin head,

I suck at this since I ain't got rhyhme or rhythm,

But after work I'm given your wife my jizm.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=334035&forum_id=2#4751552)





Date: January 6th, 2006 5:13 PM
Author: Pearl duck-like abode

Your name is More Dough Hi, but I aint sure why

is it cause you are a money maker, or a fat ass guy

on internet drop rhymes, IRL you blow

go back to playing football, you stupid ass hoe

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=334035&forum_id=2#4751614)





Date: January 6th, 2006 8:42 PM
Author: stimulating business firm

You got a Tre Point Tre and One Fiddy Nine

And you want to know where you should be applyin?

I'll give you a hint. Pick out a blade,

And head for Law School at Seppuku State



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=334035&forum_id=2#4753319)





Date: January 6th, 2006 8:45 PM
Author: Pearl duck-like abode

speaking of black....I want Blackadder rhyming here, that would just ROCK!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=334035&forum_id=2#4753353)





Date: January 6th, 2006 11:33 PM
Author: stimulating business firm

I drop rhymes more often than JCM drops trou

I've tried to stop spittin ill lyrics, but I don't know how

Don't hate on my ass for my extensive word knowledge

I blame my condition on my HYP college

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=334035&forum_id=2#4754862)





Date: January 7th, 2006 1:10 AM
Author: stimulating business firm

This thread should be STICKY like my cum on your face

Like Notre Dame Football, you're a fucking disgrace

That's right, I said it, Fuck you touchdown Jesus

You can suck on my asshole and swallow my feces.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=334035&forum_id=2#4755473)





Date: January 7th, 2006 1:15 AM
Author: excitant stead water buffalo

I could defecate in your esophagus and you still couldn't drop my shit

unknown XO clones get pwn3d, son get used to it

I chop em up like chicken pieces, serve em southern-fried

Come on and test my recipe, you'll get Bill McHenry nullo-fied

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=334035&forum_id=2#4755501)





Date: January 7th, 2006 1:26 AM
Author: stimulating business firm

Is that all you got? 'Cuz that was totally softbatch

Think about Goatse while I hand you your bitch-ass

Your moniker is as queer as a three-dollar bill

Your tagline's not funny. Your lyrics aren't ill

It's abundantly clear you're the gayest rapper in this thread

You cruise Craiglist for straight homos and give joires head

You can't compete with me or Gogol Ganguly

You're a sorry-ass faggot attending law school at Cooley



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=334035&forum_id=2#4755561)





Date: January 7th, 2006 1:42 AM
Author: splenetic silver dysfunction

nigga you can't see me I can see the look in your eyes

but here I am bam, poof, pow, surprise

oooohhhhhhhhh!!!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=334035&forum_id=2#4755676)





Date: January 10th, 2006 3:36 AM
Author: idiotic unhinged dopamine institution

HAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhaha82389428934892348923489 180^180********************#)#)$()*$#()$#)(()$#()#)(*$eao0rhjaq8wrefhuq8-349uq3894tq934870 utq9783tyq3487tyq3078thq34 ntcqh43rncq843crq34cr34xr34xrq34

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=334035&forum_id=2#4779456)





Date: January 7th, 2006 1:49 AM
Author: pearly startling main people

yo i just heard my name called and beckoned

so i must gather and unload my weapon within seconds

cuz in this thread, I got drafted

I just seen somebody get they ass kicked

with standard pwnage tactics

fuck brass knuckles, I'll punch you with brass fists

totally flowin with my emotions in a moment of madness

I'll wake up the whole board, murder you on your matress

and look at you like, "What's the matter?"

at 17, im not yet an adult, no longer a kid, you get it?

I can spit with the best, still illin at one-seven

ILL.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=334035&forum_id=2#4755715)





Date: January 7th, 2006 1:59 AM
Author: splenetic silver dysfunction

very nice. I must google the flow to make sure 99% of what you spittin wasn't written

by someone else.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=334035&forum_id=2#4755769)





Date: January 7th, 2006 4:05 PM
Author: Pearl duck-like abode

Ill indeed

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=334035&forum_id=2#4758100)





Date: January 10th, 2006 3:37 AM
Author: idiotic unhinged dopamine institution

Ill? Quite.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=334035&forum_id=2#4779462)





Date: January 7th, 2006 2:13 AM
Author: Olive Tattoo

Gogol's back on the mic, and xo is excited

Pat Robertson told me that wack mcs have been smited

I said naw bitch, see, those who step to me fade

got saltybabe all checkin for AIDS

but what they suffer from ain't no homo infection

i been feedin' them lines, haters got indigestion

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=334035&forum_id=2#4755862)





Date: January 7th, 2006 2:23 AM
Author: Olive Tattoo

Daddy Bling thinks he's dope, but that brotha be trippin'

Like Pink with a tin of Skoal, his reputation is dippin'

I'm known across the world from New York to Lahore

His reputation's even lower than Ruskie's LSAT score

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=334035&forum_id=2#4755918)





Date: January 7th, 2006 2:23 AM
Author: excitant stead water buffalo

Flows spill from my mouth like scrabble pieces

that form a thesis giving wack newcomers terminal diseases

More cheese that Croesus, and as Joe_Vag would say

I'm more prestigious than an MBA from UCLA

At 14 I stood there with no shoes or socks

dropping flows

and accidentally chopped all of my toes off

Like Evan, I'm a robot

sent to show those who know not

and smash roadblocks in my path

and that's the whole plot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=334035&forum_id=2#4755925)





Date: January 7th, 2006 2:35 AM
Author: stimulating business firm

My rhymes are so crafty, they call a Jew.

My dick is so big, they call me black, too.

My grades are so high, people think I am Asian.

I've killed more people than the Iraqi Invasion.

If you mess with me, you're bound to get shat on,

Destroyed like the chair that Loreilee sat on.

So take your rhymes elsewhere and bow down to me,

I'm the best that there was and the best there will be.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=334035&forum_id=2#4755987)





Date: January 7th, 2006 2:37 AM
Author: Olive Tattoo

this is brilliant. bravo.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=334035&forum_id=2#4756000)





Date: January 7th, 2006 4:06 PM
Author: Pearl duck-like abode

rotflmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=334035&forum_id=2#4758108)





Date: January 7th, 2006 2:36 AM
Author: pearly startling main people

I needa talk amongst these suckers who arent even remotely close to me

to be nice I sacrifice things, like i get no sleep

i create concepts so deep, niggas'll quote me

they reword and retype my rhymes to they homies

i make XOXO twist and turn at will

have them saying shit backwards like kid ill

ive been on a higher level since years ago

since my birth im the underdog in it, continuous in winnin

you cant even fully absorb the level of rhymes i record

or interpret the deep laws of tha physics involved

i travel to the ends of the galaxy and beyond

I wreck, negroes out of range like galactic star treks

from the galaxies of andromeda, I puzzle niggas

like cropcircles and other mysterious phenomenas

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=334035&forum_id=2#4755998)





Date: January 7th, 2006 2:38 AM
Author: pearly startling main people

flow is off, but rhymes are solid

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=334035&forum_id=2#4756004)





Date: January 7th, 2006 2:40 AM
Author: Olive Tattoo

talk a lotta shit, but can you back it up

youse a toddler yungin, ain't never fucked a slut

Just a year ago sayin' "neato" and "nifty"

Now you talking bout Lohan's big ass titties



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=334035&forum_id=2#4756015)





Date: January 7th, 2006 2:42 AM
Author: splenetic silver dysfunction

you killin'em out there.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=334035&forum_id=2#4756025)





Date: January 7th, 2006 3:01 AM
Author: pearly startling main people

youre fake blackin

17 ut atleast im not actin

your wittiness is lackin

step ya game up

negro

the kids much iller

cause when i bust rhymes and stuff

i use my mind to pick the pen up

"rappers" like you are gabage

lack skills

they belong in landfills

nobody but your butt buddy feels it when you grab the mic

and start mocking something about the hat of ICE

i was hungry but reading you just lost my appetite

ima beast

you even said, your a midget (hahaa)

and now i also know you got matching faggot lyrics

like doctor evil said, quiet shut up and zip it

my reign's superior

my associations are scarier

non ill rappers

ya you better evacuate

bfore I exfoliate your face

with highly abrasive phrases

in order to giva ya face a facelift

a kid that spits straight insane shit

stop hating and start applauding me

let me bask in my glory

do not support the gawdy

do not uphold his flow

do not like some loserfucker

do not pass go

this rap was a teaching in meaning of bliss, ill call it heaven

just got served from ill kid kickin @ one seven

and wat

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=334035&forum_id=2#4756082)





Date: January 7th, 2006 3:06 AM
Author: Olive Tattoo

Your lyrics are off, and your words do not rhyme

At a mere seventeen, bitch you've run out of time

You claim you're the future, but get slayed by my word

Run your ass off the board, like that fag Lawyerbird

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=334035&forum_id=2#4756098)





Date: January 7th, 2006 3:10 AM
Author: pearly startling main people

this is ridiculous some guys wasting my time

im lightyears ahead of what you call 'rhyme'

i send out classics which should get made as published works

you write retorts tha size of 4 lines worth

what are your credentials?

when i tell you mine ill send you to hell yo

burn you like toast and wash u down with water

have you feelin burned, and scarred like harry potter, im hotter

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=334035&forum_id=2#4756113)





Date: January 7th, 2006 3:16 AM
Author: Olive Tattoo

I'm Marty Lipton to your Cadwalader Chris

Even coca farmers ain't doper than this

You feelin' ill kid, well I got your prognosis

The results have come back, its hip hop halitosis

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=334035&forum_id=2#4756136)





Date: January 7th, 2006 3:19 AM
Author: pearly startling main people

Halitosis, "the condition of having bad breath," Oh?

I know for a fact yours smells gross, dont you have Fam back on Oak tree road?

OH SHIT

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=334035&forum_id=2#4756152)





Date: January 7th, 2006 3:31 AM
Author: Olive Tattoo

your rhymes be stinking up the joint, go swig some listerine

ill wipe you on the floor, the rappin mr. clean

im yale on the mic, and youre not even rated

diarrheaa on your couch because you farted naked



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=334035&forum_id=2#4756206)





Date: January 7th, 2006 3:33 AM
Author: splenetic silver dysfunction

HOt Sizzle!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=334035&forum_id=2#4756212)





Date: January 7th, 2006 3:34 AM
Author: pearly startling main people

you dont know talent, and areny you black? damn what a disgrace, youre good for nothing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=334035&forum_id=2#4756214)





Date: January 7th, 2006 3:44 AM
Author: splenetic silver dysfunction

he's rhyming and his flow is on point. When I try to read your shit, you break up the flow. The pattern flow of everyone in this thread has been followed except by you. Just try to write it so that when I read it I can actually rap on an internal beat, maybe you need a metronome to help you with that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=334035&forum_id=2#4756255)





Date: January 7th, 2006 4:09 PM
Author: Pearl duck-like abode

doood, that was wicked!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=334035&forum_id=2#4758133)





Date: January 10th, 2006 3:39 AM
Author: idiotic unhinged dopamine institution

nice!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=334035&forum_id=2#4779467)





Date: January 7th, 2006 2:40 AM
Author: stimulating business firm

So hard, So hard, that's how he wanted to fuck her

But she was pretending she'd become a doctor

Though Poetic Dreamer's love for Julia was unrequited,

This is the year PURDUE SHOULD GO UNDEFEATED!



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=334035&forum_id=2#4756018)





Date: January 7th, 2006 2:55 AM
Author: Olive Tattoo

Ganguly Law Review, yo I'm the E-I-C

Got Posner writin in sayin' he's wacker than me

Ronny Dworkin rhyme review all like "that shit was tight"

Blackadder wrote a Note, even he sees the light

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=334035&forum_id=2#4756065)





Date: January 7th, 2006 11:01 AM
Author: appetizing hissy fit bawdyhouse

BEAUTIFUL. JUST FUCKING BEAUTIFUL.

This thread keeps getting better.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=334035&forum_id=2#4756622)





Date: January 10th, 2006 3:35 AM
Author: idiotic unhinged dopamine institution

Nice!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=334035&forum_id=2#4779448)





Date: January 7th, 2006 2:59 AM
Author: stimulating business firm

I've been in more battles than Grbac's been in car wrecks

Yet I'm undefeated like those burnt-orange rednecks

You might practice battle raps that get rated 180

But when that Saturday comes, you get fucked like my ladies

You make up excuses and you want to retake

But it's too late cuz you're bound for Bukkake State



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=334035&forum_id=2#4756074)





Date: January 7th, 2006 3:06 AM
Author: stimulating business firm

I battled with K-Fed but it just wasn't right

It was like fighting Helen Keller in broad daylight

His lyrics were loco and his beats were pathetic

I PWN3D him like that Pre-nup and don't you forget it



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=334035&forum_id=2#4756101)





Date: January 7th, 2006 1:27 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle canary forum

my lyrics are tighter than federlines asshole

hold up I just farted, office smells like gogol

fee waivers flowin when I drop my LSAT

I got Andy Cornblatt screaming "YASFRAT!!!"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=334035&forum_id=2#4757130)





Date: January 7th, 2006 2:16 PM
Author: stimulating business firm

Derek Meeker said, "Son, come take this Levy"

I said, "2/3rds Tuition? You fuckin' Crazy?"

If I got desperate I'd think Hamilton

But YLS called and said, "Nigga, you in!"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=334035&forum_id=2#4757417)





Date: January 7th, 2006 3:27 PM
Author: Puce public bath factory reset button



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=334035&forum_id=2#4757896)





Date: January 8th, 2006 3:36 AM
Author: Pearl duck-like abode

"pink cock" hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

EDIT: and "giant pink cock" is an oxymoron

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=334035&forum_id=2#4762531)





Date: January 16th, 2006 6:13 AM
Author: Hateful Mint Multi-billionaire

AWESOME

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=334035&forum_id=2#4830968)





Date: January 7th, 2006 3:35 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle canary forum

you niggas best wake up from your meatspin haze

I draw robots on torts and I still pull straight As

you post like youre hard but your lyrics are flaccid

I set the bar so high Stanford deans cant pass it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=334035&forum_id=2#4757930)





Date: January 7th, 2006 3:48 PM
Author: stimulating business firm

With lyrics like that you should join the Kindness Club

Youre PG-13 like TV movies gettin' dubbed

You sound like Will Smith, but even more soft and nice

You the rapping equivalent of Michael David Tice

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=334035&forum_id=2#4757994)





Date: January 7th, 2006 7:14 PM
Author: stimulating business firm

The world's illest lyrics are exactly what I'm spittin'

Even iller than what Sean Taylor spit on Michael Pittman

You cannot stop this. I'm like taxes and death.

You are like Duncan and I'm like MacBeth.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=334035&forum_id=2#4759438)





Date: January 8th, 2006 3:33 AM
Author: splenetic silver dysfunction

I think this nigga might be the illest, his flows are on relevant xoxo topics and they're still hot son.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=334035&forum_id=2#4762519)





Date: January 8th, 2006 3:34 AM
Author: Olive Tattoo

yeah he's consistently dope and funny

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=334035&forum_id=2#4762524)





Date: January 8th, 2006 3:42 AM
Author: Pearl duck-like abode

dude, i didnt know you had it in you.....sorry about questioning your shit b4, man you spit some dope shit above!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=334035&forum_id=2#4762548)





Date: January 8th, 2006 3:44 AM
Author: Pearl duck-like abode

I agree, but half of his references go straight over my head...thats some prestigious ass flow

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=334035&forum_id=2#4762555)





Date: January 8th, 2006 3:38 AM
Author: pearly startling main people
Subject: GOGOL GAYGUY

better whatch who you beef wit ill have niggaz come to get you

ready ta rip you

come with intercontinental ballistic missilez and pistolz

ill put a red dot on your head cuz you a Hindu

after that ill put a hole in ya big enough to put my fist through

I could verbally diss you or I can get physical

not too young, watever ya niggas wanna do i can do it too

im bad, im a sinner, we all sinnas

i rob niggas for their presents at bar mitzvahs

i rob niggas for their body organs

then i go out and sell em to the highest biddas

sell shit like hearts and livas

two and a half mill after its delivered

they go to yomkippar and beg god to forgive us

i know your type, the type that finds violence real frightening

you pray to god harder when shells start firing

you sit by your bed perspiring and try to crawl underneath it

you better watch out who you keep beef with

ill carve my name in blood on your chest just for the thrill

and so you dont forget it, it will say "ILL"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=334035&forum_id=2#4762533)





Date: January 8th, 2006 3:46 AM
Author: splenetic silver dysfunction

top fucking notch right here son, you stepped up in the clutch with this one kid.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=334035&forum_id=2#4762564)





Date: January 8th, 2006 3:48 AM
Author: pearly startling main people

here on out ill put a little more effort

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=334035&forum_id=2#4762575)





Date: January 8th, 2006 3:51 AM
Author: Olive Tattoo

You tryin too hard, homey step if you dare

Coal miner style, I leave you gaspin for air

Got twice the lines, still aint matchin me yet

leave you fucked and alone, like Fish's slender brunette

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=334035&forum_id=2#4762587)





Date: January 8th, 2006 3:52 AM
Author: pearly startling main people

^^ You see that? Its too simple, hes doing dare, air, yet, brunette. Thats not good work. Read it, it sounds corny as hell like a nursery rhyme

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=334035&forum_id=2#4762591)





Date: January 8th, 2006 3:52 AM
Author: splenetic silver dysfunction

See this thread is about rhymes and flows that are xoxo relevant and this post is spot fucking on.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=334035&forum_id=2#4762594)





Date: January 8th, 2006 3:53 AM
Author: pearly startling main people

You gotta look at the whole package, you must all like his work cause of the XOXO references.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=334035&forum_id=2#4762597)





Date: January 8th, 2006 3:54 AM
Author: Olive Tattoo

the whole point is xo references. none of us are jay z, we work with what we have.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=334035&forum_id=2#4762607)





Date: January 8th, 2006 3:55 AM
Author: Pearl duck-like abode

check it out below son....some real ill shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=334035&forum_id=2#4762612)





Date: January 8th, 2006 3:55 AM
Author: splenetic silver dysfunction

your work is good in a broad context, but you have to consider the forum too.

Dood I'm giving you props stop busting my balls.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=334035&forum_id=2#4762608)





Date: January 8th, 2006 3:54 AM
Author: Pearl duck-like abode

yo dont you fuck wit my boy, son, he is Gogol Ganguly

HE'S the real ILL shit, make you look just like a fooly

Straight outa Jumpah Lahiri's imagination,

He's a brown ass brotha whose dad went to a train station

and on his way home, to a russian he was talkin'

when the train got in a wreck, there was a chance of him not walkin'

Luckily for him, his russian friend had learned to share

and gave 'em a good book by that fool Gogol which was rare

that book then saved his life, and greatful he became

so thats what he named his son, when he was lookin for a name.

If you dont get this refrence then you got to start to read

cause this is a good story, and you just got PwN3D indeed.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=334035&forum_id=2#4762603)





Date: January 8th, 2006 3:55 AM
Author: Olive Tattoo

10 trillion!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=334035&forum_id=2#4762610)





Date: January 8th, 2006 3:59 AM
Author: Pearl duck-like abode

thanks fool....ill be looking for the back up when i need it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=334035&forum_id=2#4762630)





Date: January 8th, 2006 4:00 AM
Author: pearly startling main people

im gonna get your boy again next rhyme

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=334035&forum_id=2#4762635)





Date: January 8th, 2006 4:03 AM
Author: Pearl duck-like abode

and when you do...i will drop some complicated ass rhymes that nobody else can possibly follow in return--Just like you

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=334035&forum_id=2#4762647)





Date: January 8th, 2006 3:55 AM
Author: pearly startling main people

wow no intro neeeded that shit was weak

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=334035&forum_id=2#4762613)





Date: January 8th, 2006 4:15 AM
Author: pearly startling main people
Subject: freestyle diss on everyones ability

ayo im the indestructible kid-thug,

im the type that draws the first blood with OJs gloves

if you want it, you can get it, so when you cant seem to disarm it, dont sweat it, GET IT?

this bomb will blow if you tamper with it

yo im analytic so you better run for cover when i start to kick it

my lyric will fly like abullet when my flow hammer hits it

while you average niggas are babblin, my lyrics are space travellin

like javelins, they stab you in the abdomen

acronyms and nouns, metaphors and adjectives, you cant fuck with HALF tha kid

yous sustain damages which are beyond repair

my lyrics zap through the shields to strike the lame flow engineers

i can sustain through thresholds of pain

while i walk across the suns solar flares barefoot looking for shade

i seriously rearrange your ribcage like a double barrel 12 gauge at close range

such a shot rotates the positions of your brains

my hard raps penetrate through your hard hats

im a running bull who will hit you harder than emmit smith on running back,

im a stunning kid with quick and cunning raps

swiftly im running laps around 28 y/o rap whacks

like addicts on crack these fiends keep coming back to me

i got their heads flipping around like acrobats on gym mats

its a critical stage now, the kid is ill like that

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=334035&forum_id=2#4762678)





Date: January 8th, 2006 4:30 AM
Author: Pearl duck-like abode
Subject: The complete opposite of a freestyle diss

ayo my red hair burns yo eyes like laser cannons

when the dark wind blows i spit to take the hit son

the rhyme, the rythme, the blues, and the flow

a combination of organic element in my head go

through robust dimensions of thinking just like the king

i spring, into action while you hold your breath (waiting to sing)

that song you were taught, the son of a whore

no im not dissing you mother, just breaking down youre lore

fact is, when i wiz, its my biz, that hits the river

yea i said it motherfucker, now you know i can deliver.

just now, before I finish, ill go back to tha beginning

and reiterate my rhyme, you did the opposite of winning.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=334035&forum_id=2#4762703)





Date: January 8th, 2006 5:29 AM
Author: Shivering Ape

your rhymes are scattered like light through a prism,

read all your posts and still cant tell who youre dissin, battling me? better off selling anal in prison.

someone compared you to me, they must be out of their mind,

my flow is divine, makes niggas pray to god on their free time.

your lyrics misleading, suggest that youre worthy of breathing -

breeding you should avoid, kids of ill kid be more worthless than the checks that i void.

and if you still want to battle best fill your arsenal with guns,

cause you cant handle me nigga, ill flow right through you like the runs



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=334035&forum_id=2#4762822)





Date: January 8th, 2006 6:34 AM
Author: splenetic silver dysfunction

every one of y'all brought that fire right here son. Keep it up.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=334035&forum_id=2#4762900)





Date: January 10th, 2006 3:42 AM
Author: Shivering Ape

PWNED

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=334035&forum_id=2#4779478)





Date: January 8th, 2006 8:46 AM
Author: Bonkers Odious Generalized Bond Death Wish

only you can prevent the kids demise

as my lyrics pierce his spine

whupping his ass like a father takes a switch to the behind

deaf, dumb, and blind my words the siloquoy finger fucking

his dead optical nerve, and playing like Tommy lee on his

ear drum, ya heard

ill kid got nerve, mastered the art of baby talk

in my prescence I leave him like Christopher Reeve doing

the crip walk

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=334035&forum_id=2#4763092)





Date: January 8th, 2006 7:36 AM
Author: Puce public bath factory reset button

I'm a straight guerilla with it, cold hearted killa wit it

Any nigga gettin' outta line can get it

I make it hot, mothafuckas freeze up when I come through

Mac-10, thirty two shot clip in my snorkel

I might smile and say whats up but I don't fuck with you niggas

My rap money slow up, I'll run up on you niggas

I'm on the edge, I'm just waitin' on a nigga to push me

Put my hand on my strap, what you lookin' at pussy

We ain't buddies, we ain't partners and we damn sure ain't friends

So much chrome on my Benz, you see ya face in my rims

If your bitch wanna roll, I'ma let her get in

I don't play but I'm a playa till the mothafuckin' end

-------------

I got no pickup lines

I stay on the grind

I tell the hoes all the time

Bitch get in my car

I got my 64, ridin' on Dayton spokes

And when I open that do'

Bitch get in my car

-----------

Don't tell me you don't know that, uhh I'm the shyiiit

Now you better watch ya girl mayn, I leave with ya bitch

I ain't shiting these hoes, man I'm bout my paper

If your bitch really bout it nigga I'm gon' take her

Backseat of my jeep, fuck till I fuck up her make up

Take her to the Diamond District, introduce her to Jacob

Tell her if she like me she should keep me icey

My game fuck with a bitch brain till she think she wifey

Spent a life savings in a day, cause she likes me

Committment for me, uhh nah not likely

When I with Vivica, I thought I was onto somethin'

But then the next week, nah man it was nothin'

-----

I got no pickup lines

I stay on the grind

I tell the hoes all the time

Bitch get in my car

I got my 64, ridin' on Dayton spokes

And when I open that do'

Bitch get in my car

-----

Look into the windows of my soul, the eyes never lie

They blood shot red, its gaunja in my system, I'm high

First its pain when you lust for love, then its smooth and calm

Feel the rush, like a needles in your arm

Its a cold world baby girl, lovin' me is not enough

Find out when you fuckin' broke, love won't get you on the bus

Man you should see the pretty bitches that be sexin' me

They suck cock that make 'em hot, I just let 'em stand next to me

Hundred percent thug, freak too, I'll taste your love

69's the position, your mouths full baby huhhhh?

My conversations so deep, I get in your head

Next thing you know, you yawnin', turnin' over and I'm in the bed

----

I got no pickup lines

I stay on the grind

I tell the hoes all the time

Bitch get in my car

I got my 64, ridin' on Dayton spokes

And when I open that do'

Bitch get in my car

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=334035&forum_id=2#4763000)





Date: January 8th, 2006 8:16 AM
Author: Bonkers Odious Generalized Bond Death Wish

My Nigga Caligula

man, the alpha figa

I got ya chick spread eagle, like porn flick pictures

I only pop magnums's cause Im a big nigga,

I cum sporadic like Peter North on ya girls face, semi auto matic on the dick trigga



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=334035&forum_id=2#4763025)





Date: January 8th, 2006 8:18 AM
Author: Bonkers Odious Generalized Bond Death Wish

jizz will make her blind

two fists in the behind

and a dick tickling her spine

nine months later, youll be thinking it yours

while youre taking care of mine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=334035&forum_id=2#4763028)





Date: January 8th, 2006 10:05 AM
Author: Puce public bath factory reset button

Caligula, the original fagula,

Found dead in a ditch with a

Dick in his mouth.

You roll like you get bitches, but you just frontin'

You the gangbang "taker", yo asshole is huntin'

Fo a cock to tear it open, like USC's defense

You ain't straight, that's just pretense.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=334035&forum_id=2#4763169)





Date: January 8th, 2006 11:29 AM
Author: Bonkers Odious Generalized Bond Death Wish

your flow rancid TTT in hopeless despair

I bukkake on the mic, and in your girls hair

after shes done blowing, Notorious nigga you dont want to

get me going

I'll have your chick sucking like it was a hoover infomercial

I'm father to XOXO dont make me hurt you

but youse a faggot ass

for conditioner you use my seed

thats the closest you'll come to greatness fucking wit me

Caligula illest nigga what

rims spin like dradels on the Hummer truck

Got cash like Jews, while your broke ass takes the bus



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=334035&forum_id=2#4763271)





Date: January 8th, 2006 11:58 AM
Author: Puce public bath factory reset button

Poundin my erect member into yo ear

Listen up bitch and you'll prolly hear

The sound of my sperm swimmin to yo brain

You act like you fly but you just in pain

I lyrically rape you til you go insane

Better run now bitch cuz you got nothin to gain

Fo' tha 7th floor crew flips you and runs a train

On yo faggot ass, they be leavin stains

Reach back..feel your legs as the cum starts to drain

Down yo inner thighs, sperm champaigne

Bitch ass nigga ain't got nothin on me,

N4N is tha flyest emcee.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=334035&forum_id=2#4763332)





Date: January 8th, 2006 12:58 PM
Author: Bonkers Odious Generalized Bond Death Wish

This is the requiem for notorious

he messed with the wrong man a no limit soldier

Ill take em out live, hell even put up the posters

get in line cause when Caligula steps up its over

Ill have you kneeling at the throne

like you was hurling after downing a liter of Jose Cuervo

as far as queers go

You make Richard Simmon's look like Deuce Bigalow male

gigolo

get off my dick, start writin some ill shit

cause I stick figures that think they phat and can't rap

wind blast

I make em slim fast, lookin like stick figures

I'm all that, I got mad chicks and dough and

Get more panties than hoes that steal victoria secret

clothes

Caligula illest of all day

I spit more flame than kids blowing wishes on birthday

cakes



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=334035&forum_id=2#4763569)





Date: January 8th, 2006 9:13 PM
Author: Puce public bath factory reset button

I fold this faggot up

like an old wallet,

Gave him tha ER's number,

that bitch bettah callit.

You may got panties,

But that's cuz you wear 'em,

A homo supreme,

With dicks in yo harem.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=334035&forum_id=2#4767308)





Date: January 8th, 2006 9:24 PM
Author: splenetic silver dysfunction

nice retort

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=334035&forum_id=2#4767446)





Date: January 8th, 2006 9:42 PM
Author: Puce public bath factory reset button

I look forward to the day when an XOXO rap dispute spills over into real life.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=334035&forum_id=2#4767622)





Date: January 8th, 2006 9:43 PM
Author: splenetic silver dysfunction

hell yeah, You are biggie and Caligula is Pac

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=334035&forum_id=2#4767635)





Date: January 8th, 2006 5:39 PM
Author: stimulating business firm

Like Tom Cruise and R. Kelly, you're trapped in the closet

Your face is a cum bank. Here comes my deposit.

You're weak in the knees like Joe Theismann and Carson Palmer

You're retarded like the girl OMGWTFBBQ fucked behind Walmart



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=334035&forum_id=2#4765475)





Date: January 8th, 2006 8:50 PM
Author: Pearl duck-like abode

yo yo yo yo yo yo

Here comes the treble, here comes the bass

here come my load, you better guard yo daughter's face

cause im the real shit nigga, im bout to kill it nigga

yous a dumb bitch nigga, and im bout to pull the trigga

dont mistake my dope rhymes for kindness

I know you like drugs, but this shit will leave you mindless

Im the xo president, and youre just my lowly aid

im like your daddy, boy, and that bed better be maid

I break down ethnic groups, to their very core

im the espanol lover, dont make my violate your soul

im the black international, goin back in time

im the asian gangsta killa, this doesnt constitute a crime

this is the truth, now you heard it, this catastrophe's averted.

I saved this thread from the grave, my shit's deep as Bin Laden's cave

I turned this penny to a dime, thats the power of my rhyme

cause it's down, and dirty, it's black, ya heard me?

it's free, she cried, you moved, you died

I took this shit to a whole new level

just remember my name, one-fity-five the rhyme rebel.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=334035&forum_id=2#4767060)





Date: January 10th, 2006 3:09 AM
Author: pearly startling main people
Subject: gogol + clowns diss

haha your poor man your poor ass cant afford ruby teusdays

wit a toupee, talkin on your 2way, you look gay

nigga i dont give a fuck about the weak games you play

i gnaw right on yur bones til my teeth turn a blue grey

or till they turn yellow like yours like i didnt brush inna few days

after which the blood starts to taste like a red toothpaste

negro this aint time for foolin and that aint kool aid

these delicacies the fda wont approve in the united states

while you think of a retort i stir a witch's brew in your vanilla latte

or maybe ill throw a filet of dogg at your indian internet cafe

poison it if i was a chef, and take a half day

cop out, and never come back your poor ass can even keep my backpay

^^ ^^ ^^ thats all metaphorical shits mayn

is that why all you creepos are all attracted to meh?

im young man look at YOURself i got you all listenin to meh

now listen to yourself, constantly dissin me

well EY! listen to this next line bitch: get off my D

if you dont think im the illest thats aight i choose to disagree

ive proved myself time and time again

im grippin internet mics like they were heinekens, and now yall want me to rhyme again

yous could never expire my firey threats

killin me with your "guns" is ez, try typin on tha internet, if not with a pen

of which battles for which are normally intended

heh i dont like to be the one to start the drama nigga

but i know damn straight how to end it

now kill yourself and ill take the credit, get it?

cuz you see that way things couldnt work out more pleasent

many bouts on me and yet im present still

evidently you cant kill the ill

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=334035&forum_id=2#4779363)





Date: January 10th, 2006 3:28 AM
Author: Shivering Ape

you may be ill kid, but still kid, my prescription cures your affliction,

you dont address me, cause lets be, serious my style controls you like addiction throw up your hands like crucifixions,

fuck ill finish this later bye

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=334035&forum_id=2#4779421)





Date: January 15th, 2006 11:35 PM
Author: stimulating business firm

If you fuck with me, you won't remain intact

You'll choke like Dungy and Vanderjagt

As your eyes bug out and your face turns blue,

The Rest of the Crew from Michigna gonna bukkake you.

The 7th Floor Crew ain't got nothing on my boys

We knock doors off their hinges like ICE on roids

Come to the Lawyer's Club and get knocked the fuck out

'Cuz we PWN this campus beyond a reasonable doubt

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=334035&forum_id=2#4828394)





Date: January 16th, 2006 3:59 AM
Author: appetizing hissy fit bawdyhouse

This thread has just been entered into the XOXO "Classic Threads" hall of fame on the Wiki.

It just might be my favorite of all time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=334035&forum_id=2#4830500)





Date: January 16th, 2006 4:38 AM
Author: stimulating business firm

If I were a reindeer, my name would be Blazin'

I tear down your rhymes like houses the IDF be Razin'

You are the runt of the rapping world's litter

If you want to battle me, you'd better find a pinch hitter

I'll have to recommend you stay away from Keith Hernandez

At Shea in '86 I saw him fellating Sid Fernandez

If you ain't down with the Mets, you're probably a faggot.

Enjoy your romantic rendez-vous with Arrow at that restaurant from Zagat

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=334035&forum_id=2#4830731)





Date: January 16th, 2006 4:53 AM
Author: Diverse Lime Garrison Knife

What in heaven's name are you people doing here?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=334035&forum_id=2#4830791)





Date: January 16th, 2006 5:14 AM
Author: stimulating business firm

I dwell on the mean streets of Chappaqua

I got a prez for a neighbor and a passion for the law

It should be clear I PWN the Westchester rap scene

I'm three standard deviations above the lyrical mean

I chose Michigan, because New York's for the leftists

I eat up Kurt Vonnegut like a Champion's Breakfast

You cannot stop this. Just hope to contain me.

Your mom's the next spot where The Crew's running train, G.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=334035&forum_id=2#4830900)





Date: January 16th, 2006 6:51 AM
Author: Diverse Lime Garrison Knife

Shut up.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=334035&forum_id=2#4830977)





Date: January 16th, 2006 3:29 PM
Author: stimulating business firm

I won't be quiet 'cuz I spit the truth

I destroy precedents like John Wilkes Booth

Like MLK, I fuck whoever I want to

My lyrical genius will continue to haunt you

Fools who step to me end up sleeping with the fishes

My 2nd Amendment rights transcend well-regulated militias

I'm armed to the tee like I'm an arachnid

I drop more bombs than we dropped on Iraq, kid

If rappers were landmarks, I'd be the Eiffel Tower

I've killed more Ukranians than nuclear power

You're nothing special, despite what your mom tells ya

If she willed something to a pussy, you'd be getting it Cy Pres

I'm the greatest rapper ever, so shut the fuck up

I'm the Lombardi Trophy, while you're the Grey Cup

You fucked with me and you got what you deserved

Remember the name "T. Baggins", cuz YOU GOT SERVED!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=334035&forum_id=2#4832838)





Date: January 16th, 2006 8:55 AM
Author: Crawly navy idiot

You fuckers have the nerve to disrespect my schtick,

when it be clear as cristal that you all have a small dick.

I move like Reggie Bush when I get in the bedroom,

but the beatches be tired and sleep like a raccoon.

That's right bitches, a raccoon.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=334035&forum_id=2#4831030)





Date: January 17th, 2006 4:43 AM
Author: stimulating business firm

It sounds to me like you those bitches PWN you;

they pretend to be sleeping when you want to screw.

The raccoon probably wasn't the best analogy;

a Possum fakes sleeping to avoid its enemies.

It's unfortunate for you that you get PWN3D by bitches,

But I'm not surprised 'cuz you ain't no Sid Vicious.

You're like Johnny Rotten if you take out the Johnny,

You just a sucker with a limp dick that's fucking scrawny.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=334035&forum_id=2#4838522)





Date: January 19th, 2006 3:23 PM
Author: Crawly navy idiot

Listen T Bag, you better get your lips ready,

Because I'm about to drop my boyz in you steady.

My dick is big, my ballz is large,

And when I drop 'em in your mouth, I'll be in charge.

From there I'll move to your rear,

Where I'll really kick it into high gear.

By the time I'm done tearing up your tush,

All you'll be able to say is Thanks Bush!



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=334035&forum_id=2#4858215)





Date: January 19th, 2006 3:52 PM
Author: Pearl duck-like abode

thats right bitches.....a raccoon! 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=334035&forum_id=2#4858428)





Date: January 16th, 2006 3:35 PM
Author: Cowardly national

This is the best thread ever.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=334035&forum_id=2#4832883)





Date: January 16th, 2006 3:56 PM
Author: stimulating business firm

Thanks for giving props where props are due

I've wasted these suckers like the Avian Flu

Everybody's too scared to battle against me

I've got more innocent victims than the NYPD

Sean Hannity got a plunger in his anus

He secretly wishes it had been a penis

These rest of these bastards caught 42 shots

Fighting me is more dangerous than living in Watts



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=334035&forum_id=2#4833064)





Date: January 16th, 2006 3:58 PM
Author: Crawly navy idiot

I gotta say, thatd doesn't suck.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=334035&forum_id=2#4833080)





Date: January 16th, 2006 4:09 PM
Author: Big Sanctuary Hominid

watts we find you not, cuz you hide when the glock cock

joires said you're a one-stop cock shop,

you hob nob like you from the block, but you not

spindly white boy show up we wonder "whodat?"

i have a mind to blow you up, like joe_vaj

so when you get yo ass capped, we call a hazmat

lonestar, left yo ass bent up like a cavalier hat

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=334035&forum_id=2#4833182)





Date: January 16th, 2006 4:28 PM
Author: stimulating business firm

I was unaware that there are retarded people here,

but good luck at the Special Olympics in Canada this year.

Just like Cartman, you'll probably win the Spirit Award

Worst in every category, like you're worst on the board.

Don't drop names of mascots like the Virginia Cavaliers

It's about as intimidating at the Tennessee Volunteers

If you think those are insults, you're a New Orleans Saint

You're nuts and an ass, like things bordering my taint.

It's unfornuate for you that you chose to battle me

I'm a PhD in rapping; you're an associate's degree

You should drop the name Lonestar and go by something different

like "UBERPWN3D, bitch-ass, TTT shit-eating faggot"



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=334035&forum_id=2#4833325)





Date: January 17th, 2006 5:02 AM
Author: Aphrodisiac bat-shit-crazy corner

HOLY SHIT this was nice. 180 man!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=334035&forum_id=2#4838546)





Date: January 19th, 2006 3:12 PM
Author: stimulating business firm

thanks

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=334035&forum_id=2#4858123)





Date: January 19th, 2006 4:13 PM
Author: Pearl duck-like abode

ill give you your props, cause it looks like you deserve it

but youre goin for my crown, though my record has been perfect

ill kid, B D B B, and MDH yo,

i tore em down fast with my wicked sick flow

dont step into the ring, lest you got gloves on,

i aint gonna fuck around, im the lion to your fawn

your moniker is from L O T R right? i believe,

it never ceases to amaze me, the horrid gayness you achieve

so if youre ready for a fight, "lets get it on" as Gaye would say

just remember that i warn well in advance, now if you may



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=334035&forum_id=2#4858583)





Date: January 28th, 2006 11:10 PM
Author: stimulating business firm

My moniker's not from Lord of the Rings

Characters named T. Baggins are not PG-13

My username's ill like my rhyming proclivity

Droppin my nuts in your mouth is my favorite activity

You claim to be perfect and wear rappings' crown

But I'm the only poster who's world renowned

Go home to your mommy and tell her you got beat

Cuz T. Baggins Tea-bagged you and you got pubes in your teeth.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=334035&forum_id=2#4934287)





Date: January 19th, 2006 4:16 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle canary forum

glad you changed your name to keep up with the times

ive been dipping my nuts in your mouth with these rhymes

youve been begging me for days and its turned into naggin

but dont worry fag I'll let you get back to tea baggin

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=334035&forum_id=2#4858607)





Date: February 8th, 2006 12:21 AM
Author: Thriller Flushed Hall Athletic Conference

Since I started working my life’s a bore

Since I’m going to law school it’ll soon get more

My ex-girlfriend just face book messaged me with exclamation marks like a real whore

Fucked up the LSAT – going tier four



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=334035&forum_id=2#5025989)





Date: February 8th, 2006 12:23 AM
Author: Zombie-like liquid oxygen

MCs sound the same like onomanopoeia

-The Infesticons

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=334035&forum_id=2#5026003)





Date: February 8th, 2006 4:26 AM
Author: big-titted mother cuckoldry

i know this chick who sings lotty dotty

thanks again for the compliment of good body

click my pics you'll see my face is gaudy

further proof still that i photoshopped my body.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=334035&forum_id=2#5027105)





Date: February 8th, 2006 4:38 AM
Author: lemon frisky wrinkle locale

The conservatives say that I'm a pimp

Just because I kinda stroll with a limp

Parents in the suburbs also gotta trip

Cus they kids got they 501's hangin off their hips

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=334035&forum_id=2#5027123)





Date: February 8th, 2006 5:36 PM
Author: Puce public bath factory reset button



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=334035&forum_id=2#5030906)





Date: February 10th, 2006 5:36 PM
Author: stimulating business firm

Checkin' in from retirement and I see nothing but Poseurs.

You're the Miers' of the world, while I'm Big Dick Posner.

Your rhyming is tragic, your insults are comical.

George Bush said the bombs that I drop are atomical.

Like those guys at the football game, you're total jerks.

You suck more dick than that chick from Clerks.

Attention Morons: LSAT does not equal Rap.

Was that Laura Bush's Labia? In the wind? Did it Flap?

I know what you're thinking. "Was that the best he could do?"

It's a moniker, asswipes. Way to confirm that you're n00bs.

I can tell that you're lost. Should I draw you a map?

Search Amazon for the Complete Idiots' Guide to Rap.

I'm old-school like Valentine and Johnson, the Slap.

You're the lyrical equivalent of the chick who :D tapped.

But, "Wait, :D's a virgin. Don't fall into T. Baggins' trap."

A whale would disagree, so here's a recap:

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=334035&forum_id=2#4747512

You're like dogs by the table, hoping for a srcap.

You want taste of my greatness, a tip of my cap.

Well, you remind me of assholes, spewing nothing but crap.

When I hear your lyrics, I one-handed clap.

Stop ruining an otherwise Classic XOXO thread,

With whatever mental diarrhea poops into your head.

Now that I've blown up your rhymes like the Challenger Mission,

Let it be known that Gogol Ganguly's my sole competition.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=334035&forum_id=2#5050267)





Date: February 19th, 2006 10:00 PM
Author: pearly startling main people

a time tested warrior, i elicit battle raps from the distance

using the inflation premise of ten to the minus thirty two seconds

my ill skill is apparent

those who hear my efforts gotta give me the merit

off of metaphors alone a board legend

but i cant take credit since the English language was not my invention

simply the way i put things together

often times as an incorrect english editor

but its ironic because no one can make it any better

the people might forget, but the wiki will make the people remember

3 counts of illness, i plead guilty to the charge and accepte the sentence

let the records show i resisted against the pressures

my short but solid endeavors to increase this boards skill measure



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=334035&forum_id=2#5135262)





Date: February 19th, 2006 10:03 PM
Author: hairless whorehouse kitty cat

you motherfuckers killed it by getting all serious.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=334035&forum_id=2#5135281)





Date: March 1st, 2006 6:10 PM
Author: appetizing hissy fit bawdyhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=334035&forum_id=2#5219384)





Date: May 3rd, 2006 1:28 AM
Author: carnelian mental disorder

One muthafuckin eighty!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=334035&forum_id=2#5703923)





Date: March 1st, 2006 6:19 PM
Author: impertinent boltzmann property

Good lord. You just knew this was going to be shitty white boy rap.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=334035&forum_id=2#5219457)





Date: March 21st, 2006 6:46 PM
Author: Bonkers Odious Generalized Bond Death Wish

waves splashing

verbal asthma and

gritty sand paper

lambskin

fore skin, foreplay

Caligula style orgy all day

weak rhymes drunk on Jose

Cuervo Gold

spitting enemas

on assoles

gold rims spins on hummer trucks

like dradles nigga what

in at t-14 out the cut

yale next on the list

wisdom of old age

but just a young buck

name is toby

kunta kinte sold on material lust

mental slave to BIGLAW

and 145K bucks



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=334035&forum_id=2#5392774)





Date: May 2nd, 2006 10:18 PM
Author: stimulating business firm

You bitches rap like Kaavya,

stealing other rappers rhymes.

Like that black dude who worked

for the New York Times.

So lend an ear as I tell you,

what I'm about to do.

It involves a razor, some blood,

and a bitch like you.

Have you seen any movies,

by Quentin Tarantino?

Here's a friendly gesture,

that I learned from Nino.

Can you hear me now?

You can read my lips. No?

I'm gonna take this knife to your ear,

and pull a Van Gogh.

As I'm slicing it off,

I want you to understand,

that fucking with me

was a retarded plan.

I'm the best on the board,

which doesn't say much,

but respect my greatness,

and I won't go Dutch.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=334035&forum_id=2#5702666)





Date: May 2nd, 2006 10:42 PM
Author: Snowy sticky area

This shit is trite,

reminds me of your mom,

something's not right,

like that bitch you took to the prom.

I'm not saying your a dope,

but clearly something's amiss,

I once saw you jumping rope,

while performing a briss.

You claim much clout,

but I just don't agree,

to me your like a trout,

that is out of the sea.

So, let's end it here,

while you still have your pride,

let's not see a tear,

I'd hate it if you had cried.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=334035&forum_id=2#5702813)





Date: June 30th, 2006 11:00 AM
Author: razzle-dazzle canary forum

This thread needs a bump for all the fiber chatter

turds perfectly congealed with no runs or splatter

everytime i wipe my ass I draw an ace in the hole

i got mexican reporters screamin fulanoooooooooooool

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=334035&forum_id=2#6110142)





Date: April 25th, 2008 2:44 AM
Author: pink blood rage associate

four and a half mics

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=334035&forum_id=2#9681784)





Date: October 5th, 2006 3:29 PM
Author: stimulating business firm

bump

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=334035&forum_id=2#6734226)





Date: October 8th, 2006 9:34 PM
Author: bistre really tough guy

OH SNAP!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=334035&forum_id=2#6752722)





Date: December 12th, 2006 6:44 PM
Author: appetizing hissy fit bawdyhouse

bump for the BEST THREAD IN XOXO HISTORY.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=334035&forum_id=2#7204872)





Date: January 12th, 2007 6:55 PM
Author: appetizing hissy fit bawdyhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=334035&forum_id=2#7406168)





Date: February 6th, 2007 10:05 PM
Author: outnumbered dull site

Yo Yo Yo, Kick it:

GTO be stylin in his new boat

You gots to see that nigga float.

Joseph Cho be shooting at coolies

Nice change for Philly cause usually its moolies.

David Lat does not believe in proper citing

But his sister's smile sure is inviting.

I gots to go, don't have time for no more flow,

So catch you all later, bitchez.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=334035&forum_id=2#7557214)





Date: March 7th, 2007 1:24 AM
Author: Pearl duck-like abode

noooooooobs!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=334035&forum_id=2#7720752)





Date: April 7th, 2007 11:25 PM
Author: Heady Indian Lodge Indirect Expression

I rhyme circles 'round you, making you look all nuts

dizzy and defeated like an outed paulie walnuts,

exposin' your secrets, like that you's a rearender

forcing you to hire Reputation Defender,

rapping you down to chase you straight out the door,

with no graceful exit unlike one-seven-four;

like a parasite, I make you my host

till you whine about me to the Washington Post;

when you lose this battle, don't say you like the attention,

this isn't a game of Pensive's ambition;

it's real, and know that fact before you play

because I'll now unleash some Philosophical Gourmet.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=334035&forum_id=2#7892433)





Date: April 7th, 2007 11:31 PM
Author: wine church building

Hear hear!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=334035&forum_id=2#7892452)





Date: June 29th, 2007 11:23 PM
Author: spectacular brass sneaky criminal faggotry

bump

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=334035&forum_id=2#8318014)





Date: October 11th, 2007 7:43 PM
Author: tan lascivious goal in life

Im the newest cat, holdin the big bat

Niggas call me black cause I got a 180 on the cocksat.

My reign of fear, brings TTTs to tears,

My posts so great they'll be archived for years.

I could rap just less than twice, but get a board rep like ICE.

Dawg keeps schoolin ya, make you look like a fool like your name was Julia.

I school you clowns, there is no question,

Then I'll after school you bitches like detention.

My raps so hard, they create screen static,

My first verse so large they'll nick name it ILLMATIC.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=334035&forum_id=2#8756530)





Date: April 15th, 2008 2:44 PM
Author: Fiercely-loyal Soggy Circlehead Deer Antler



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=334035&forum_id=2#9632262)





Date: April 25th, 2008 2:42 AM
Author: racy range mexican



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=334035&forum_id=2#9681774)





Date: October 20th, 2008 8:08 PM
Author: Dashing Walnut Voyeur



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=334035&forum_id=2#10281708)





Date: October 20th, 2008 8:50 PM
Author: multi-colored rough-skinned senate

imho some of this was really good, nice bump

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=334035&forum_id=2#10281846)





Date: October 20th, 2008 8:57 PM
Author: multi-colored rough-skinned senate

yo bitches on this board always be trashin me

but i'm rehashin the action at your law school (TTT):

you ain't makin biglaw if you get a single B, so it seems

where we draw the line is between you and me, G

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=334035&forum_id=2#10281873)





Date: October 20th, 2008 10:15 PM
Author: multi-colored rough-skinned senate

you all got pussy LSATs, yeah i said it

one eighty white bitches moanin "oh yes, credit"

you can call me doe the third cause i'm headed to yale

and when those ladies see my dick even blue smoke turns pale

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=334035&forum_id=2#10282177)