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Hilarious post on the Squire Sanders / Bryan Cave merger...

From Infirmation... arelene December 30, 2005 10:38 am ...
Onyx odious death wish indian lodge
  01/07/06
I can't imagine two firms I would like to see fail more. Se...
Pungent ladyboy meetinghouse
  01/07/06
It would be like Jones Day but without any of the offices th...
Onyx odious death wish indian lodge
  01/07/06
They would all go to the Cleveland State/SLU people.
Pungent ladyboy meetinghouse
  01/07/06
I meant the people who will be summering there next summer w...
Onyx odious death wish indian lodge
  01/07/06
Actually at Bryan Cave, they do. I think it's a quota sys...
Pungent ladyboy meetinghouse
  01/07/06
Her opinion is that it sucks? What in particular?
Chestnut charismatic ratface
  01/07/06
She was from there, and I hater her. Thus, I dislike SSD. ...
Pungent ladyboy meetinghouse
  01/07/06
Hell, why not? At least TTT students would he happy to be th...
Chestnut charismatic ratface
  01/07/06
Oh, man.... they are going to kick ass.
exciting orange yarmulke
  01/07/06
You have to give the St Louis guys some credit -- they saw S...
lemon rigpig menage
  08/02/06
Did the Bryan Cave side call it off?
poppy insanely creepy milk
  08/02/06
Sounds like it -- go see www.thelawyer.com news items. It sa...
lemon rigpig menage
  08/03/06
Squire Sanders Committed Fraud?
lemon rigpig menage
  08/03/06
Squire Sanders Settled Fraud By Paying More than $27 MILLION
lemon rigpig menage
  08/03/06
Is this merger for real? If so, my heart goes out to the poo...
sticky goyim base
  08/03/06
No, its definitely dead. Been all over the paper. Bryan Cav...
lemon rigpig menage
  08/03/06
Yeah, if Bryan Cave won't merge with them, they're really do...
lemon rigpig menage
  08/03/06
...
Hairraiser swollen station
  08/03/06
Might have been the smartest guy, but obviously didn't or co...
lemon rigpig menage
  08/03/06
...
Hairraiser swollen station
  08/03/06
This was pathetic.
comical irate place of business range
  08/03/06
...
Hairraiser swollen station
  08/03/06
Come on at 230am in the morning -- who believes what comes o...
lemon rigpig menage
  08/03/06
Confirmation of Smartest Guy from UMich
insane hall
  12/31/06
Pretty sure that the two highest graduating gpas at Michigan...
charcoal mentally impaired cruise ship
  12/31/06
Sure...(smartest GUY)
insane hall
  12/31/06


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Date: January 7th, 2006 3:39 PM
Author: Onyx odious death wish indian lodge

From Infirmation...

arelene December 30, 2005 10:38 am

This is old news, I think, but sources tell me that the merger negotiations between Bryan Cave and Squire Sanders are progressing and are likely to result in a combination of the two firms.

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Gonzo the Mediocre January 03, 2006 07:01 am

Finally, SSD gets to expand into the hot St. Louis market. Adding the strong Kansas City presence was just the icing on the cake.

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arelene January 03, 2006 07:36 am

Well, the opportunities in Kansas City and

St. Louis may have been a factor, but the driving factor behind this move as I understand it is that SS&D's New York office has been a dismal failure since it opened in the mid-80's. This despite the fact that the managing partner supposedly is resident in the New York office. To hear the talk, the addition of Bryan Cave is intended to vault SS&D into the realm of highly respected silk stocking New York law firms - - just as they are the acknowledged market leader in high profile midwestern corporate lending work, west coast intellectual property litigation, Kazakh acquisitions, and Shanghai junk financing, they will no doubt displace the hold that the Skaddens of the world have on the high end merger and acquisition market.

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Gonzo the Mediocre January 03, 2006 07:57 am

Thanks, Arlene. I should have known better. OF COURSE Squire would merge with a St. Louis firm to improve their New York presence. How did I miss that obvious angle?

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arelene January 03, 2006 08:16 am

SSD is a very subtle place, ideal for the young associate who understands that it is far far better to be one of 800 and to have opportunities to live on the steppes of Asia, and therefore to be able to tell your midwestern clients that "I have lived on the Steppes of Asia and eaten dried yak with the mongol tribesman," than to have a run of the mill meat and potatoes Ohio-based corporate or litigation practice. I guess it's just lucky for Bryan Cave that they were able to find a firm with a sophisiticated and successful New York practice to upgrade their brand.

Just as the prospect of Sky Bank merging with Unizan makes Citgroup quake in its boots, so does a newly constituted Bryan Squire have the potential to shake up the stodgy legal status quo in NYC.

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StantonsCombOverissoFashionable January 03, 2006 11:13 am

I am sure they will have the lock on the St. Louis market now, and BC has great clients, just trying to think of a few.

Seriously, SSD has been so forward thinking in staying away from legal markets like London, Frankfurt, and has managed to have only a vestigial presence in NYC, while locking in those key markets like St. Louis. In some respects, trying to be a competitor in second-tier markets makes sense. If you can't play with the big boys, make sure you have those other markets locked up.

The addition of the NYC office of a Missouri firm will no doubt do wonders for their New York presence. Plus, the collegiality goes a long way. So what if Coudert decided "death before Squire," obviously BC has more thorough vision. Perhaps key meetings can now be held in St. Louis.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=334770&forum_id=2#4757949)





Date: January 7th, 2006 3:44 PM
Author: Pungent ladyboy meetinghouse

I can't imagine two firms I would like to see fail more. Seems like the perfect combination.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=334770&forum_id=2#4757973)





Date: January 7th, 2006 3:46 PM
Author: Onyx odious death wish indian lodge

It would be like Jones Day but without any of the offices that actually bring in Business (Chi, NY, DC).

I hope half the WUSTL/CWRU class doesn't get offers after next summers...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=334770&forum_id=2#4757981)





Date: January 7th, 2006 3:56 PM
Author: Pungent ladyboy meetinghouse

They would all go to the Cleveland State/SLU people.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=334770&forum_id=2#4758043)





Date: January 7th, 2006 4:04 PM
Author: Onyx odious death wish indian lodge

I meant the people who will be summering there next summer who will not get permanent offers because of the merger.

People from SLU and Cleveland St. don't get jobs, even in inane hypotheticals.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=334770&forum_id=2#4758096)





Date: January 7th, 2006 4:08 PM
Author: Pungent ladyboy meetinghouse

Actually at Bryan Cave, they do.

I think it's a quota system. For a class of 11, they do something along the lines of 3 WUSTL, 3 SLU, 3 Mizzou, and two from elsewhere. It's horseshit.

A legal writing instructer at Case who went to CSU came from SSD. She is venomous and shapes my opinion of SSD.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=334770&forum_id=2#4758128)





Date: January 7th, 2006 4:09 PM
Author: Chestnut charismatic ratface

Her opinion is that it sucks? What in particular?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=334770&forum_id=2#4758137)





Date: January 7th, 2006 4:12 PM
Author: Pungent ladyboy meetinghouse

She was from there, and I hater her. Thus, I dislike SSD. She always talked about a very edgy environment and overstated her importance and worth as someone from Cleveland.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=334770&forum_id=2#4758148)





Date: January 7th, 2006 4:04 PM
Author: Chestnut charismatic ratface

Hell, why not? At least TTT students would he happy to be there.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=334770&forum_id=2#4758099)





Date: January 7th, 2006 6:38 PM
Author: exciting orange yarmulke

Oh, man.... they are going to kick ass.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=334770&forum_id=2#4759186)





Date: August 2nd, 2006 2:02 AM
Author: lemon rigpig menage

You have to give the St Louis guys some credit -- they saw Squire Sanders for what it is and deep sixed the merger. So now, Squire Sanders is a hodgepodge of failed law firms -- Graham & James, Steel Hector, and Hemmelrath Haarman. Talk about a ragtag patchwork. Who's the next corpse bride? :)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=334770&forum_id=2#6358977)





Date: August 2nd, 2006 2:15 AM
Author: poppy insanely creepy milk

Did the Bryan Cave side call it off?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=334770&forum_id=2#6359063)





Date: August 3rd, 2006 1:27 AM
Author: lemon rigpig menage

Sounds like it -- go see www.thelawyer.com news items. It says there was a lack of "genuine enthusiasm". Smart guys in St.Louis. Anyone want to wager when Squire Sanders tanks?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=334770&forum_id=2#6366569)





Date: August 3rd, 2006 3:20 AM
Author: lemon rigpig menage
Subject: Squire Sanders Committed Fraud?

http://www.hotel-online.com/News/PR2006_2nd/Jun06_RJury.html

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=334770&forum_id=2#6367228)





Date: August 3rd, 2006 3:23 AM
Author: lemon rigpig menage
Subject: Squire Sanders Settled Fraud By Paying More than $27 MILLION

http://www.hotel-online.com/News/2006_Jul_25/k.KCC.1153852062.html

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=334770&forum_id=2#6367235)





Date: August 3rd, 2006 1:29 AM
Author: sticky goyim base

Is this merger for real? If so, my heart goes out to the poor souls at Squires.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=334770&forum_id=2#6366586)





Date: August 3rd, 2006 2:21 AM
Author: lemon rigpig menage

No, its definitely dead. Been all over the paper. Bryan Cave dodged a bullet.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=334770&forum_id=2#6366950)





Date: August 3rd, 2006 2:23 AM
Author: lemon rigpig menage

Yeah, if Bryan Cave won't merge with them, they're really doomed.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=334770&forum_id=2#6366968)





Date: August 3rd, 2006 1:31 AM
Author: Hairraiser swollen station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=334770&forum_id=2#6366600)





Date: August 3rd, 2006 2:22 AM
Author: lemon rigpig menage

Might have been the smartest guy, but obviously didn't or coudln't cut it at a top tier New York based firm.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=334770&forum_id=2#6366957)





Date: August 3rd, 2006 2:23 AM
Author: Hairraiser swollen station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=334770&forum_id=2#6366965)





Date: August 3rd, 2006 2:24 AM
Author: comical irate place of business range

This was pathetic.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=334770&forum_id=2#6366980)





Date: August 3rd, 2006 2:26 AM
Author: Hairraiser swollen station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=334770&forum_id=2#6366990)





Date: August 3rd, 2006 2:27 AM
Author: lemon rigpig menage

Come on at 230am in the morning -- who believes what comes out of one's own laptop?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=334770&forum_id=2#6367005)





Date: December 31st, 2006 12:06 PM
Author: insane hall
Subject: Confirmation of Smartest Guy from UMich

I can confirm that the post is accurate. According to JJ White (as in White & Summers), this guy "could not have done better on [my] exam if I had given it to him before the exam."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=334770&forum_id=2#7323270)





Date: December 31st, 2006 1:53 PM
Author: charcoal mentally impaired cruise ship

Pretty sure that the two highest graduating gpas at Michigan belong to Professors Whitman and Brensike.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=334770&forum_id=2#7323572)





Date: December 31st, 2006 10:13 PM
Author: insane hall
Subject: Sure...(smartest GUY)

we can sit here and argue about who is the smartest guy but I am sure this guy was close to a 4.5 (before the 4.3 scale). However, our postings are not incompatible - this guy is a male. If I remember correctly, Brensike and Whitman are females. Besides, last I heard Whitman's record was broken by an 05 graduate.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=334770&forum_id=2#7326122)