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Comments on using two metal spoons as a vaginal speculum

In short, this works. I took two small-sized metal spoons, ...
vibrant filthy mother
  01/11/06
A minor classic.
Twinkling masturbator
  01/11/06
do u get off on this kind of stuff?
flirting blathering black woman
  01/11/06
Not really, no. I got into an argument in another threa...
vibrant filthy mother
  01/11/06
how did u proposition ur girlfriend for this activity?
flirting blathering black woman
  01/11/06
Like I said, I tried this with her in the lithotomy position...
vibrant filthy mother
  01/11/06
i mean how did you bring up the subject? didnt she think yo...
flirting blathering black woman
  01/11/06
Oh, oops. I read "proposition" as "position....
vibrant filthy mother
  01/11/06
did she ask you why you wanted to do it? if so how did you ...
flirting blathering black woman
  01/11/06
Yes. I told her I wanted to see what her IUD string looks l...
vibrant filthy mother
  01/11/06
dp..
vibrant filthy mother
  01/11/06
I told you so, boredmedgirl!
vibrant filthy mother
  01/11/06
is she asian? how old? have you given her an enema?
flirting blathering black woman
  01/11/06
Yes, early 20's, yes, but not for sexual purposes. Enemas a...
vibrant filthy mother
  01/11/06
<3
chartreuse maniacal place of business selfie
  05/10/06
This is what sealed the deal for me: Note - I did use KY Je...
Twisted galvanic range
  05/10/06
I was enamored at the first appearance of spoonculum
chartreuse maniacal place of business selfie
  05/10/06
agreed.
Twisted galvanic range
  05/10/06
you should have used an old dried out rubber band so that wh...
obsidian becky goal in life
  05/10/06
That might have made sex difficult for her later on.
vibrant filthy mother
  05/10/06
so, who cares if its dificult for her - arent you a man?
obsidian becky goal in life
  05/10/06
:( I want to use a vaginal spoonculum :(
Magenta Lascivious Cumskin Rehab
  05/10/06
Then you have to get out there and do it, Vir. I don't know...
vibrant filthy mother
  05/10/06
haha, noted
Magenta Lascivious Cumskin Rehab
  05/10/06
"I don't know eveything that will transpire in your lif...
Sable rigor
  07/07/08
why can't I find a boyfriend like this?
Hairraiser stage coffee pot
  05/10/06
hi
Balding slap-happy theatre
  07/19/06
Bump.
Twisted galvanic range
  07/19/06
bump, nigga
Avocado wonderful lay
  07/29/06
who cares? have u not eaten enough pussy out to see the m...
Swashbuckling sexy whorehouse
  07/29/06
You can't see the cervix during oral sex, dude.
vibrant filthy mother
  09/28/06
"have u not eaten enough pussy out to see the main feat...
razzmatazz frum stage hairy legs
  09/28/06
Has a man ever examined you "down there?"
vibrant filthy mother
  09/28/06
sure
razzmatazz frum stage hairy legs
  09/28/06
This would have been uber-hillbilly-prestigious if you would...
Charcoal field shitlib
  09/28/06
underrated. spoonculum man!
laughsome forum candlestick maker
  10/23/06
i showed this thread to my GF, and she looked terrified, lik...
Hilarious irradiated hell ape
  10/23/06
scoop
chartreuse maniacal place of business selfie
  08/29/07
...
brilliant razzle roommate
  11/07/07
120
insane casino
  11/12/07
180. One of my all time favorites.
provocative main people den
  05/08/08
Flame. No matter how you angle that, it's going to have sha...
garnet stirring lodge
  05/08/08
...
concupiscible library
  05/28/08
...
Pungent Titillating Doctorate
  08/08/08
...
Pungent Titillating Doctorate
  08/08/08
Wow...just...Wow.
fluffy native
  08/08/08
...
yapping turquoise hunting ground abode
  08/27/08


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Date: January 11th, 2006 9:41 PM
Author: vibrant filthy mother

In short, this works. I took two small-sized metal spoons, and bent them around 30 degrees. Then I lashed them together with a rubber band at the center. This way, the rubber band holds the spoons apart while at rest. When you want to insert this spoonculum, you separate the handles, pushing the spoon ends together. Then you push it into the vaginal canal, and slowly open it.

After convincing my girlfriend to submit to this indignity, I was able to visualize her vaginal walls and cervix with the spoonculum, though I did have to rotate it around to get a full view. I did this with her in a lithotomy position, and then in the knee-chest position. The knee-chest position provided better views, but made her more uncomfortable.

Note - I did use KY Jelly, even though this would be inappropriate if material was being collected for cytology.

What I conclude from this experiment is that with two metal spoons and a rubber band, you can ALSO make your own slapdash spoonculum.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=337470&forum_id=2#4793548)





Date: January 11th, 2006 9:54 PM
Author: Twinkling masturbator

A minor classic.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=337470&forum_id=2#4793617)





Date: January 11th, 2006 10:02 PM
Author: flirting blathering black woman

do u get off on this kind of stuff?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=337470&forum_id=2#4793648)





Date: January 11th, 2006 10:03 PM
Author: vibrant filthy mother

Not really, no.

I got into an argument in another thread about whether or not this would work.

This is my report on whether or not it DOES work.

It does.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=337470&forum_id=2#4793654)





Date: January 11th, 2006 10:04 PM
Author: flirting blathering black woman

how did u proposition ur girlfriend for this activity?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=337470&forum_id=2#4793663)





Date: January 11th, 2006 10:05 PM
Author: vibrant filthy mother

Like I said, I tried this with her in the lithotomy position, and then in the knee-chest position.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=337470&forum_id=2#4793670)





Date: January 11th, 2006 10:06 PM
Author: flirting blathering black woman

i mean how did you bring up the subject? didnt she think you're weird for making this contraption?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=337470&forum_id=2#4793675)





Date: January 11th, 2006 10:08 PM
Author: vibrant filthy mother

Oh, oops. I read "proposition" as "position."

Yeah, I just brought it up directly. I was like "hey, you know what I want to try? This contraption right here."

I think she has come to expect stuff like that, now and then.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=337470&forum_id=2#4793690)





Date: January 11th, 2006 10:08 PM
Author: flirting blathering black woman

did she ask you why you wanted to do it? if so how did you respond?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=337470&forum_id=2#4793693)





Date: January 11th, 2006 10:12 PM
Author: vibrant filthy mother

Yes. I told her I wanted to see what her IUD string looks like.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=337470&forum_id=2#4793720)





Date: January 11th, 2006 10:22 PM
Author: vibrant filthy mother

dp..

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=337470&forum_id=2#4793773)





Date: January 11th, 2006 10:32 PM
Author: vibrant filthy mother

I told you so, boredmedgirl!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=337470&forum_id=2#4793826)





Date: January 11th, 2006 10:35 PM
Author: flirting blathering black woman

is she asian? how old? have you given her an enema?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=337470&forum_id=2#4793847)





Date: January 11th, 2006 10:39 PM
Author: vibrant filthy mother

Yes, early 20's, yes, but not for sexual purposes. Enemas are kind of nasty.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=337470&forum_id=2#4793883)





Date: May 10th, 2006 3:00 PM
Author: chartreuse maniacal place of business selfie

<3

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=337470&forum_id=2#5758277)





Date: May 10th, 2006 3:05 PM
Author: Twisted galvanic range

This is what sealed the deal for me: Note - I did use KY Jelly, even though this would be inappropriate if material was being collected for cytology

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=337470&forum_id=2#5758318)





Date: May 10th, 2006 3:18 PM
Author: chartreuse maniacal place of business selfie

I was enamored at the first appearance of spoonculum

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=337470&forum_id=2#5758454)





Date: May 10th, 2006 3:29 PM
Author: Twisted galvanic range

agreed.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=337470&forum_id=2#5758541)





Date: May 10th, 2006 3:14 PM
Author: obsidian becky goal in life

you should have used an old dried out rubber band so that when you stretched it, it smacked her right on the lips, then you could study the minor bruise she had

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=337470&forum_id=2#5758424)





Date: May 10th, 2006 3:19 PM
Author: vibrant filthy mother

That might have made sex difficult for her later on.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=337470&forum_id=2#5758465)





Date: May 10th, 2006 3:22 PM
Author: obsidian becky goal in life

so, who cares if its dificult for her - arent you a man?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=337470&forum_id=2#5758485)





Date: May 10th, 2006 3:20 PM
Author: Magenta Lascivious Cumskin Rehab

:(

I want to use a vaginal spoonculum

:(

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=337470&forum_id=2#5758471)





Date: May 10th, 2006 3:24 PM
Author: vibrant filthy mother

Then you have to get out there and do it, Vir. I don't know eveything that will transpire in your life, but I can tell you what ain't - women dragging you off the computer and begging you to shove spoonculums up their boxes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=337470&forum_id=2#5758505)





Date: May 10th, 2006 3:34 PM
Author: Magenta Lascivious Cumskin Rehab

haha, noted

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=337470&forum_id=2#5758580)





Date: July 7th, 2008 7:07 PM
Author: Sable rigor

"I don't know eveything that will transpire in your life, but I can tell you what ain't - women dragging you off the computer and begging you to shove spoonculums up their boxes."

vastly underrated life observation

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=337470&forum_id=2#9952314)





Date: May 10th, 2006 3:38 PM
Author: Hairraiser stage coffee pot

why can't I find a boyfriend like this?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=337470&forum_id=2#5758612)





Date: July 19th, 2006 2:36 PM
Author: Balding slap-happy theatre

hi

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=337470&forum_id=2#6249520)





Date: July 19th, 2006 2:10 PM
Author: Twisted galvanic range

Bump.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=337470&forum_id=2#6249291)





Date: July 29th, 2006 2:13 AM
Author: Avocado wonderful lay

bump, nigga

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=337470&forum_id=2#6328180)





Date: July 29th, 2006 2:39 AM
Author: Swashbuckling sexy whorehouse

who cares?

have u not eaten enough pussy out to see the main features of the vagina?

metal objects and sex just dont fit. id rather jerk off to our 24-hour over-seas thread we have going on right now

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=337470&forum_id=2#6328321)





Date: September 28th, 2006 4:31 PM
Author: vibrant filthy mother

You can't see the cervix during oral sex, dude.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=337470&forum_id=2#6692735)





Date: September 28th, 2006 4:33 PM
Author: razzmatazz frum stage hairy legs

"have u not eaten enough pussy out to see the main features of the vagina?"

wtf?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=337470&forum_id=2#6692749)





Date: September 28th, 2006 4:36 PM
Author: vibrant filthy mother

Has a man ever examined you "down there?"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=337470&forum_id=2#6692769)





Date: September 28th, 2006 4:51 PM
Author: razzmatazz frum stage hairy legs

sure

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=337470&forum_id=2#6692854)





Date: September 28th, 2006 4:38 PM
Author: Charcoal field shitlib

This would have been uber-hillbilly-prestigious if you would have started playing the spoons after you inserted them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=337470&forum_id=2#6692786)





Date: October 23rd, 2006 6:41 PM
Author: laughsome forum candlestick maker

underrated. spoonculum man!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=337470&forum_id=2#6843167)





Date: October 23rd, 2006 6:35 PM
Author: Hilarious irradiated hell ape

i showed this thread to my GF, and she looked terrified, like i was about to do something to her...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=337470&forum_id=2#6843123)





Date: August 29th, 2007 6:40 PM
Author: chartreuse maniacal place of business selfie

scoop

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=337470&forum_id=2#8575286)





Date: November 7th, 2007 3:10 AM
Author: brilliant razzle roommate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=337470&forum_id=2#8863930)





Date: November 12th, 2007 11:22 PM
Author: insane casino

120

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=337470&forum_id=2#8887786)





Date: May 8th, 2008 10:19 AM
Author: provocative main people den

180. One of my all time favorites.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=337470&forum_id=2#9754510)





Date: May 8th, 2008 11:24 AM
Author: garnet stirring lodge

Flame. No matter how you angle that, it's going to have sharp edges against some part of the vag lips.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=337470&forum_id=2#9754627)





Date: May 28th, 2008 4:53 AM
Author: concupiscible library



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=337470&forum_id=2#9835479)





Date: August 8th, 2008 5:46 PM
Author: Pungent Titillating Doctorate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=337470&forum_id=2#10048302)





Date: August 8th, 2008 5:47 PM
Author: Pungent Titillating Doctorate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=337470&forum_id=2#10048310)





Date: August 8th, 2008 5:57 PM
Author: fluffy native

Wow...just...Wow.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=337470&forum_id=2#10048339)





Date: August 27th, 2008 11:49 PM
Author: yapping turquoise hunting ground abode



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=337470&forum_id=2#10103267)