Comments on using two metal spoons as a vaginal speculum
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Date: January 11th, 2006 9:41 PM Author: vibrant filthy mother
In short, this works. I took two small-sized metal spoons, and bent them around 30 degrees. Then I lashed them together with a rubber band at the center. This way, the rubber band holds the spoons apart while at rest. When you want to insert this spoonculum, you separate the handles, pushing the spoon ends together. Then you push it into the vaginal canal, and slowly open it.
After convincing my girlfriend to submit to this indignity, I was able to visualize her vaginal walls and cervix with the spoonculum, though I did have to rotate it around to get a full view. I did this with her in a lithotomy position, and then in the knee-chest position. The knee-chest position provided better views, but made her more uncomfortable.
Note - I did use KY Jelly, even though this would be inappropriate if material was being collected for cytology.
What I conclude from this experiment is that with two metal spoons and a rubber band, you can ALSO make your own slapdash spoonculum.
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Date: January 11th, 2006 10:03 PM Author: vibrant filthy mother
Not really, no.
I got into an argument in another thread about whether or not this would work.
This is my report on whether or not it DOES work.
It does.
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Date: January 11th, 2006 10:08 PM Author: vibrant filthy mother
Oh, oops. I read "proposition" as "position."
Yeah, I just brought it up directly. I was like "hey, you know what I want to try? This contraption right here."
I think she has come to expect stuff like that, now and then.
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Date: January 11th, 2006 10:32 PM Author: vibrant filthy mother
I told you so, boredmedgirl!
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Date: May 10th, 2006 3:00 PM Author: chartreuse maniacal place of business selfie
<3
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Date: May 10th, 2006 3:14 PM Author: obsidian becky goal in life
you should have used an old dried out rubber band so that when you stretched it, it smacked her right on the lips, then you could study the minor bruise she had
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Date: May 10th, 2006 3:20 PM Author: Magenta Lascivious Cumskin Rehab
:(
I want to use a vaginal spoonculum
:(
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Date: July 7th, 2008 7:07 PM Author: Sable rigor
"I don't know eveything that will transpire in your life, but I can tell you what ain't - women dragging you off the computer and begging you to shove spoonculums up their boxes."
vastly underrated life observation
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Date: May 10th, 2006 3:38 PM Author: Hairraiser stage coffee pot
why can't I find a boyfriend like this?
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Date: July 19th, 2006 2:10 PM Author: Twisted galvanic range
Bump.
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Date: July 29th, 2006 2:13 AM Author: Avocado wonderful lay
bump, nigga
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Date: July 29th, 2006 2:39 AM Author: Swashbuckling sexy whorehouse
who cares?
have u not eaten enough pussy out to see the main features of the vagina?
metal objects and sex just dont fit. id rather jerk off to our 24-hour over-seas thread we have going on right now
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Date: September 28th, 2006 4:33 PM Author: razzmatazz frum stage hairy legs
"have u not eaten enough pussy out to see the main features of the vagina?"
wtf?
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Date: September 28th, 2006 4:38 PM Author: Charcoal field shitlib
This would have been uber-hillbilly-prestigious if you would have started playing the spoons after you inserted them.
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Date: October 23rd, 2006 6:35 PM Author: Hilarious irradiated hell ape
i showed this thread to my GF, and she looked terrified, like i was about to do something to her...
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Date: August 29th, 2007 6:40 PM Author: chartreuse maniacal place of business selfie
scoop
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Date: November 7th, 2007 3:10 AM Author: brilliant razzle roommate
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Date: November 12th, 2007 11:22 PM Author: insane casino
120
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Date: May 8th, 2008 10:19 AM Author: provocative main people den
180. One of my all time favorites.
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Date: May 8th, 2008 11:24 AM Author: garnet stirring lodge
Flame. No matter how you angle that, it's going to have sharp edges against some part of the vag lips.
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Date: May 28th, 2008 4:53 AM Author: concupiscible library
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Date: August 8th, 2008 5:46 PM Author: Pungent Titillating Doctorate
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Date: August 8th, 2008 5:47 PM Author: Pungent Titillating Doctorate
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Date: August 8th, 2008 5:57 PM Author: fluffy native
Wow...just...Wow.
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Date: August 27th, 2008 11:49 PM Author: yapping turquoise hunting ground abode
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