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Comments on using two metal spoons as a vaginal speculum

In short, this works. I took two small-sized metal spoons, ...
shimmering exhilarant keepsake machete
  01/11/06
A minor classic.
cerebral coral degenerate lay
  01/11/06
do u get off on this kind of stuff?
Thriller sanctuary rigor
  01/11/06
Not really, no. I got into an argument in another threa...
shimmering exhilarant keepsake machete
  01/11/06
how did u proposition ur girlfriend for this activity?
Thriller sanctuary rigor
  01/11/06
Like I said, I tried this with her in the lithotomy position...
shimmering exhilarant keepsake machete
  01/11/06
i mean how did you bring up the subject? didnt she think yo...
Thriller sanctuary rigor
  01/11/06
Oh, oops. I read "proposition" as "position....
shimmering exhilarant keepsake machete
  01/11/06
did she ask you why you wanted to do it? if so how did you ...
Thriller sanctuary rigor
  01/11/06
Yes. I told her I wanted to see what her IUD string looks l...
shimmering exhilarant keepsake machete
  01/11/06
dp..
shimmering exhilarant keepsake machete
  01/11/06
I told you so, boredmedgirl!
shimmering exhilarant keepsake machete
  01/11/06
is she asian? how old? have you given her an enema?
Thriller sanctuary rigor
  01/11/06
Yes, early 20's, yes, but not for sexual purposes. Enemas a...
shimmering exhilarant keepsake machete
  01/11/06
<3
Yapping hissy fit site
  05/10/06
This is what sealed the deal for me: Note - I did use KY Je...
Angry principal's office
  05/10/06
I was enamored at the first appearance of spoonculum
Yapping hissy fit site
  05/10/06
agreed.
Angry principal's office
  05/10/06
you should have used an old dried out rubber band so that wh...
Mahogany Zombie-like Corner
  05/10/06
That might have made sex difficult for her later on.
shimmering exhilarant keepsake machete
  05/10/06
so, who cares if its dificult for her - arent you a man?
Mahogany Zombie-like Corner
  05/10/06
:( I want to use a vaginal spoonculum :(
Mauve frisky church
  05/10/06
Then you have to get out there and do it, Vir. I don't know...
shimmering exhilarant keepsake machete
  05/10/06
haha, noted
Mauve frisky church
  05/10/06
"I don't know eveything that will transpire in your lif...
Geriatric heady gas station
  07/07/08
why can't I find a boyfriend like this?
cream cracking gaping generalized bond
  05/10/06
hi
vermilion bateful headpube alpha
  07/19/06
Bump.
Angry principal's office
  07/19/06
bump, nigga
Mint talented center black woman
  07/29/06
who cares? have u not eaten enough pussy out to see the m...
swashbuckling rambunctious school cafeteria
  07/29/06
You can't see the cervix during oral sex, dude.
shimmering exhilarant keepsake machete
  09/28/06
"have u not eaten enough pussy out to see the main feat...
Concupiscible garnet son of senegal faggot firefighter
  09/28/06
Has a man ever examined you "down there?"
shimmering exhilarant keepsake machete
  09/28/06
sure
Concupiscible garnet son of senegal faggot firefighter
  09/28/06
This would have been uber-hillbilly-prestigious if you would...
Naked demanding stage
  09/28/06
underrated. spoonculum man!
lemon area coffee pot
  10/23/06
i showed this thread to my GF, and she looked terrified, lik...
Brass water buffalo electric furnace
  10/23/06
scoop
Yapping hissy fit site
  08/29/07
...
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  11/07/07
120
Costumed Indian Lodge Candlestick Maker
  11/12/07
180. One of my all time favorites.
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  05/08/08
Flame. No matter how you angle that, it's going to have sha...
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  05/08/08
...
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  05/28/08
...
Ivory rebellious friendly grandma
  08/08/08
...
Ivory rebellious friendly grandma
  08/08/08
Wow...just...Wow.
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  08/08/08
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Gay 180 Hell Twinkling Uncleanness
  08/27/08


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Date: January 11th, 2006 9:41 PM
Author: shimmering exhilarant keepsake machete

In short, this works. I took two small-sized metal spoons, and bent them around 30 degrees. Then I lashed them together with a rubber band at the center. This way, the rubber band holds the spoons apart while at rest. When you want to insert this spoonculum, you separate the handles, pushing the spoon ends together. Then you push it into the vaginal canal, and slowly open it.

After convincing my girlfriend to submit to this indignity, I was able to visualize her vaginal walls and cervix with the spoonculum, though I did have to rotate it around to get a full view. I did this with her in a lithotomy position, and then in the knee-chest position. The knee-chest position provided better views, but made her more uncomfortable.

Note - I did use KY Jelly, even though this would be inappropriate if material was being collected for cytology.

What I conclude from this experiment is that with two metal spoons and a rubber band, you can ALSO make your own slapdash spoonculum.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=337470&forum_id=2#4793548)





Date: January 11th, 2006 9:54 PM
Author: cerebral coral degenerate lay

A minor classic.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=337470&forum_id=2#4793617)





Date: January 11th, 2006 10:02 PM
Author: Thriller sanctuary rigor

do u get off on this kind of stuff?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=337470&forum_id=2#4793648)





Date: January 11th, 2006 10:03 PM
Author: shimmering exhilarant keepsake machete

Not really, no.

I got into an argument in another thread about whether or not this would work.

This is my report on whether or not it DOES work.

It does.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=337470&forum_id=2#4793654)





Date: January 11th, 2006 10:04 PM
Author: Thriller sanctuary rigor

how did u proposition ur girlfriend for this activity?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=337470&forum_id=2#4793663)





Date: January 11th, 2006 10:05 PM
Author: shimmering exhilarant keepsake machete

Like I said, I tried this with her in the lithotomy position, and then in the knee-chest position.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=337470&forum_id=2#4793670)





Date: January 11th, 2006 10:06 PM
Author: Thriller sanctuary rigor

i mean how did you bring up the subject? didnt she think you're weird for making this contraption?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=337470&forum_id=2#4793675)





Date: January 11th, 2006 10:08 PM
Author: shimmering exhilarant keepsake machete

Oh, oops. I read "proposition" as "position."

Yeah, I just brought it up directly. I was like "hey, you know what I want to try? This contraption right here."

I think she has come to expect stuff like that, now and then.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=337470&forum_id=2#4793690)





Date: January 11th, 2006 10:08 PM
Author: Thriller sanctuary rigor

did she ask you why you wanted to do it? if so how did you respond?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=337470&forum_id=2#4793693)





Date: January 11th, 2006 10:12 PM
Author: shimmering exhilarant keepsake machete

Yes. I told her I wanted to see what her IUD string looks like.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=337470&forum_id=2#4793720)





Date: January 11th, 2006 10:22 PM
Author: shimmering exhilarant keepsake machete

dp..

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=337470&forum_id=2#4793773)





Date: January 11th, 2006 10:32 PM
Author: shimmering exhilarant keepsake machete

I told you so, boredmedgirl!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=337470&forum_id=2#4793826)





Date: January 11th, 2006 10:35 PM
Author: Thriller sanctuary rigor

is she asian? how old? have you given her an enema?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=337470&forum_id=2#4793847)





Date: January 11th, 2006 10:39 PM
Author: shimmering exhilarant keepsake machete

Yes, early 20's, yes, but not for sexual purposes. Enemas are kind of nasty.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=337470&forum_id=2#4793883)





Date: May 10th, 2006 3:00 PM
Author: Yapping hissy fit site

<3

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=337470&forum_id=2#5758277)





Date: May 10th, 2006 3:05 PM
Author: Angry principal's office

This is what sealed the deal for me: Note - I did use KY Jelly, even though this would be inappropriate if material was being collected for cytology

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=337470&forum_id=2#5758318)





Date: May 10th, 2006 3:18 PM
Author: Yapping hissy fit site

I was enamored at the first appearance of spoonculum

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=337470&forum_id=2#5758454)





Date: May 10th, 2006 3:29 PM
Author: Angry principal's office

agreed.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=337470&forum_id=2#5758541)





Date: May 10th, 2006 3:14 PM
Author: Mahogany Zombie-like Corner

you should have used an old dried out rubber band so that when you stretched it, it smacked her right on the lips, then you could study the minor bruise she had

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=337470&forum_id=2#5758424)





Date: May 10th, 2006 3:19 PM
Author: shimmering exhilarant keepsake machete

That might have made sex difficult for her later on.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=337470&forum_id=2#5758465)





Date: May 10th, 2006 3:22 PM
Author: Mahogany Zombie-like Corner

so, who cares if its dificult for her - arent you a man?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=337470&forum_id=2#5758485)





Date: May 10th, 2006 3:20 PM
Author: Mauve frisky church

:(

I want to use a vaginal spoonculum

:(

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=337470&forum_id=2#5758471)





Date: May 10th, 2006 3:24 PM
Author: shimmering exhilarant keepsake machete

Then you have to get out there and do it, Vir. I don't know eveything that will transpire in your life, but I can tell you what ain't - women dragging you off the computer and begging you to shove spoonculums up their boxes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=337470&forum_id=2#5758505)





Date: May 10th, 2006 3:34 PM
Author: Mauve frisky church

haha, noted

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=337470&forum_id=2#5758580)





Date: July 7th, 2008 7:07 PM
Author: Geriatric heady gas station

"I don't know eveything that will transpire in your life, but I can tell you what ain't - women dragging you off the computer and begging you to shove spoonculums up their boxes."

vastly underrated life observation

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=337470&forum_id=2#9952314)





Date: May 10th, 2006 3:38 PM
Author: cream cracking gaping generalized bond

why can't I find a boyfriend like this?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=337470&forum_id=2#5758612)





Date: July 19th, 2006 2:36 PM
Author: vermilion bateful headpube alpha

hi

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=337470&forum_id=2#6249520)





Date: July 19th, 2006 2:10 PM
Author: Angry principal's office

Bump.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=337470&forum_id=2#6249291)





Date: July 29th, 2006 2:13 AM
Author: Mint talented center black woman

bump, nigga

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=337470&forum_id=2#6328180)





Date: July 29th, 2006 2:39 AM
Author: swashbuckling rambunctious school cafeteria

who cares?

have u not eaten enough pussy out to see the main features of the vagina?

metal objects and sex just dont fit. id rather jerk off to our 24-hour over-seas thread we have going on right now

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=337470&forum_id=2#6328321)





Date: September 28th, 2006 4:31 PM
Author: shimmering exhilarant keepsake machete

You can't see the cervix during oral sex, dude.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=337470&forum_id=2#6692735)





Date: September 28th, 2006 4:33 PM
Author: Concupiscible garnet son of senegal faggot firefighter

"have u not eaten enough pussy out to see the main features of the vagina?"

wtf?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=337470&forum_id=2#6692749)





Date: September 28th, 2006 4:36 PM
Author: shimmering exhilarant keepsake machete

Has a man ever examined you "down there?"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=337470&forum_id=2#6692769)





Date: September 28th, 2006 4:51 PM
Author: Concupiscible garnet son of senegal faggot firefighter

sure

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=337470&forum_id=2#6692854)





Date: September 28th, 2006 4:38 PM
Author: Naked demanding stage

This would have been uber-hillbilly-prestigious if you would have started playing the spoons after you inserted them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=337470&forum_id=2#6692786)





Date: October 23rd, 2006 6:41 PM
Author: lemon area coffee pot

underrated. spoonculum man!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=337470&forum_id=2#6843167)





Date: October 23rd, 2006 6:35 PM
Author: Brass water buffalo electric furnace

i showed this thread to my GF, and she looked terrified, like i was about to do something to her...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=337470&forum_id=2#6843123)





Date: August 29th, 2007 6:40 PM
Author: Yapping hissy fit site

scoop

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=337470&forum_id=2#8575286)





Date: November 7th, 2007 3:10 AM
Author: charcoal contagious community account stain



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=337470&forum_id=2#8863930)





Date: November 12th, 2007 11:22 PM
Author: Costumed Indian Lodge Candlestick Maker

120

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=337470&forum_id=2#8887786)





Date: May 8th, 2008 10:19 AM
Author: Crimson gaming laptop famous landscape painting

180. One of my all time favorites.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=337470&forum_id=2#9754510)





Date: May 8th, 2008 11:24 AM
Author: gold mad-dog skullcap

Flame. No matter how you angle that, it's going to have sharp edges against some part of the vag lips.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=337470&forum_id=2#9754627)





Date: May 28th, 2008 4:53 AM
Author: cordovan marvelous tank



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=337470&forum_id=2#9835479)





Date: August 8th, 2008 5:46 PM
Author: Ivory rebellious friendly grandma



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=337470&forum_id=2#10048302)





Date: August 8th, 2008 5:47 PM
Author: Ivory rebellious friendly grandma



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=337470&forum_id=2#10048310)





Date: August 8th, 2008 5:57 PM
Author: Harsh fuchsia dog poop

Wow...just...Wow.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=337470&forum_id=2#10048339)





Date: August 27th, 2008 11:49 PM
Author: Gay 180 Hell Twinkling Uncleanness



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=337470&forum_id=2#10103267)