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Comments on using two metal spoons as a vaginal speculum
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Date: January 11th, 2006 9:41 PM Author: Dead quadroon yarmulke In short, this works. I took two small-sized metal spoons, and bent them around 30 degrees. Then I lashed them together with a rubber band at the center. This way, the rubber band holds the spoons apart while at rest. When you want to insert this spoonculum, you separate the handles, pushing the spoon ends together. Then you push it into the vaginal canal, and slowly open it.
After convincing my girlfriend to submit to this indignity, I was able to visualize her vaginal walls and cervix with the spoonculum, though I did have to rotate it around to get a full view. I did this with her in a lithotomy position, and then in the knee-chest position. The knee-chest position provided better views, but made her more uncomfortable.
Note - I did use KY Jelly, even though this would be inappropriate if material was being collected for cytology.
What I conclude from this experiment is that with two metal spoons and a rubber band, you can ALSO make your own slapdash spoonculum. |
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Date: January 11th, 2006 9:54 PM Author: Aromatic internal respiration school A minor classic. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=337470&forum_id=2#4793617) |
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Date: January 11th, 2006 10:02 PM Author: shivering frum locale do u get off on this kind of stuff? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=337470&forum_id=2#4793648) |
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Date: January 11th, 2006 10:03 PM Author: Dead quadroon yarmulke Not really, no.
I got into an argument in another thread about whether or not this would work.
This is my report on whether or not it DOES work.
It does. |
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Date: January 11th, 2006 10:04 PM Author: shivering frum locale how did u proposition ur girlfriend for this activity? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=337470&forum_id=2#4793663) |
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Date: January 11th, 2006 10:05 PM Author: Dead quadroon yarmulke Like I said, I tried this with her in the lithotomy position, and then in the knee-chest position. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=337470&forum_id=2#4793670) |
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Date: January 11th, 2006 10:06 PM Author: shivering frum locale i mean how did you bring up the subject? didnt she think you're weird for making this contraption? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=337470&forum_id=2#4793675) |
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Date: January 11th, 2006 10:08 PM Author: Dead quadroon yarmulke Oh, oops. I read "proposition" as "position."
Yeah, I just brought it up directly. I was like "hey, you know what I want to try? This contraption right here."
I think she has come to expect stuff like that, now and then. |
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Date: January 11th, 2006 10:08 PM Author: shivering frum locale did she ask you why you wanted to do it? if so how did you respond? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=337470&forum_id=2#4793693) |
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Date: January 11th, 2006 10:12 PM Author: Dead quadroon yarmulke Yes. I told her I wanted to see what her IUD string looks like. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=337470&forum_id=2#4793720) |
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Date: January 11th, 2006 10:22 PM Author: Dead quadroon yarmulke dp.. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=337470&forum_id=2#4793773) |
Date: January 11th, 2006 10:32 PM Author: Dead quadroon yarmulke I told you so, boredmedgirl! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=337470&forum_id=2#4793826) |
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Date: January 11th, 2006 10:35 PM Author: shivering frum locale is she asian? how old? have you given her an enema? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=337470&forum_id=2#4793847) |
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Date: January 11th, 2006 10:39 PM Author: Dead quadroon yarmulke Yes, early 20's, yes, but not for sexual purposes. Enemas are kind of nasty. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=337470&forum_id=2#4793883) |
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Date: May 10th, 2006 3:00 PM Author: Know-it-all avocado step-uncle's house <3 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=337470&forum_id=2#5758277) |
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Date: May 10th, 2006 3:05 PM Author: massive hell partner This is what sealed the deal for me: Note - I did use KY Jelly, even though this would be inappropriate if material was being collected for cytology (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=337470&forum_id=2#5758318) |
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Date: May 10th, 2006 3:18 PM Author: Know-it-all avocado step-uncle's house I was enamored at the first appearance of spoonculum (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=337470&forum_id=2#5758454) |
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Date: May 10th, 2006 3:29 PM Author: massive hell partner agreed. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=337470&forum_id=2#5758541) |
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Date: May 10th, 2006 3:14 PM Author: sapphire exciting brethren marketing idea you should have used an old dried out rubber band so that when you stretched it, it smacked her right on the lips, then you could study the minor bruise she had (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=337470&forum_id=2#5758424) |
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Date: May 10th, 2006 3:19 PM Author: Dead quadroon yarmulke That might have made sex difficult for her later on. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=337470&forum_id=2#5758465) |
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Date: May 10th, 2006 3:22 PM Author: sapphire exciting brethren marketing idea so, who cares if its dificult for her - arent you a man? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=337470&forum_id=2#5758485) |
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Date: May 10th, 2006 3:20 PM Author: appetizing orchestra pit coldplay fan :(
I want to use a vaginal spoonculum
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Date: May 10th, 2006 3:24 PM Author: Dead quadroon yarmulke Then you have to get out there and do it, Vir. I don't know eveything that will transpire in your life, but I can tell you what ain't - women dragging you off the computer and begging you to shove spoonculums up their boxes. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=337470&forum_id=2#5758505) |
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Date: May 10th, 2006 3:34 PM Author: appetizing orchestra pit coldplay fan haha, noted (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=337470&forum_id=2#5758580) |
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Date: July 7th, 2008 7:07 PM Author: Adventurous duck-like pistol gunner "I don't know eveything that will transpire in your life, but I can tell you what ain't - women dragging you off the computer and begging you to shove spoonculums up their boxes."
vastly underrated life observation |
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Date: May 10th, 2006 3:38 PM Author: lake jap why can't I find a boyfriend like this? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=337470&forum_id=2#5758612) |
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Date: July 19th, 2006 2:36 PM Author: magical shrine blood rage hi (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=337470&forum_id=2#6249520) |
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Date: July 19th, 2006 2:10 PM Author: massive hell partner Bump. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=337470&forum_id=2#6249291) |
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Date: July 29th, 2006 2:13 AM Author: anal mediation bump, nigga (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=337470&forum_id=2#6328180) |
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Date: July 29th, 2006 2:39 AM Author: 180 Pungent Fat Ankles Incel who cares?
have u not eaten enough pussy out to see the main features of the vagina?
metal objects and sex just dont fit. id rather jerk off to our 24-hour over-seas thread we have going on right now |
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Date: September 28th, 2006 4:31 PM Author: Dead quadroon yarmulke You can't see the cervix during oral sex, dude. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=337470&forum_id=2#6692735) |
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Date: September 28th, 2006 4:33 PM Author: Wonderful Sweet Tailpipe Church Building "have u not eaten enough pussy out to see the main features of the vagina?"
wtf? |
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Date: September 28th, 2006 4:36 PM Author: Dead quadroon yarmulke Has a man ever examined you "down there?" (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=337470&forum_id=2#6692769) |
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Date: September 28th, 2006 4:51 PM Author: Wonderful Sweet Tailpipe Church Building sure (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=337470&forum_id=2#6692854) |
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Date: September 28th, 2006 4:38 PM Author: Bat shit crazy wild hominid cuckoldry This would have been uber-hillbilly-prestigious if you would have started playing the spoons after you inserted them. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=337470&forum_id=2#6692786) |
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Date: October 23rd, 2006 6:41 PM Author: Maize chapel underrated. spoonculum man! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=337470&forum_id=2#6843167) |
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Date: October 23rd, 2006 6:35 PM Author: Awkward Amethyst Plaza i showed this thread to my GF, and she looked terrified, like i was about to do something to her... (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=337470&forum_id=2#6843123) |
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Date: May 8th, 2008 11:24 AM Author: Fishy Trust Fund Flame. No matter how you angle that, it's going to have sharp edges against some part of the vag lips. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=337470&forum_id=2#9754627) |
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