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Comments on using two metal spoons as a vaginal speculum

In short, this works. I took two small-sized metal spoons, ...
multi-colored kitty indian lodge
  01/11/06
A minor classic.
Big Stage Rigor
  01/11/06
do u get off on this kind of stuff?
Aquamarine sadistic boistinker
  01/11/06
Not really, no. I got into an argument in another threa...
multi-colored kitty indian lodge
  01/11/06
how did u proposition ur girlfriend for this activity?
Aquamarine sadistic boistinker
  01/11/06
Like I said, I tried this with her in the lithotomy position...
multi-colored kitty indian lodge
  01/11/06
i mean how did you bring up the subject? didnt she think yo...
Aquamarine sadistic boistinker
  01/11/06
Oh, oops. I read "proposition" as "position....
multi-colored kitty indian lodge
  01/11/06
did she ask you why you wanted to do it? if so how did you ...
Aquamarine sadistic boistinker
  01/11/06
Yes. I told her I wanted to see what her IUD string looks l...
multi-colored kitty indian lodge
  01/11/06
dp..
multi-colored kitty indian lodge
  01/11/06
I told you so, boredmedgirl!
multi-colored kitty indian lodge
  01/11/06
is she asian? how old? have you given her an enema?
Aquamarine sadistic boistinker
  01/11/06
Yes, early 20's, yes, but not for sexual purposes. Enemas a...
multi-colored kitty indian lodge
  01/11/06
<3
Beady-eyed flirting lodge main people
  05/10/06
This is what sealed the deal for me: Note - I did use KY Je...
rebellious metal temple
  05/10/06
I was enamored at the first appearance of spoonculum
Beady-eyed flirting lodge main people
  05/10/06
agreed.
rebellious metal temple
  05/10/06
you should have used an old dried out rubber band so that wh...
mildly autistic flatulent twinkling uncleanness legal warrant
  05/10/06
That might have made sex difficult for her later on.
multi-colored kitty indian lodge
  05/10/06
so, who cares if its dificult for her - arent you a man?
mildly autistic flatulent twinkling uncleanness legal warrant
  05/10/06
:( I want to use a vaginal spoonculum :(
self-absorbed market
  05/10/06
Then you have to get out there and do it, Vir. I don't know...
multi-colored kitty indian lodge
  05/10/06
haha, noted
self-absorbed market
  05/10/06
"I don't know eveything that will transpire in your lif...
dead ruddy school famous landscape painting
  07/07/08
why can't I find a boyfriend like this?
Passionate zippy church prole
  05/10/06
hi
Rough-skinned bbw church building
  07/19/06
Bump.
rebellious metal temple
  07/19/06
bump, nigga
Razzle-dazzle snowy pit ratface
  07/29/06
who cares? have u not eaten enough pussy out to see the m...
excitant personal credit line senate
  07/29/06
You can't see the cervix during oral sex, dude.
multi-colored kitty indian lodge
  09/28/06
"have u not eaten enough pussy out to see the main feat...
flushed confused space
  09/28/06
Has a man ever examined you "down there?"
multi-colored kitty indian lodge
  09/28/06
sure
flushed confused space
  09/28/06
This would have been uber-hillbilly-prestigious if you would...
Cobalt Office Keepsake Machete
  09/28/06
underrated. spoonculum man!
Brilliant Anal Parlour
  10/23/06
i showed this thread to my GF, and she looked terrified, lik...
Maniacal spectacular rigpig
  10/23/06
scoop
Beady-eyed flirting lodge main people
  08/29/07
...
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  11/07/07
120
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  11/12/07
180. One of my all time favorites.
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  05/08/08
Flame. No matter how you angle that, it's going to have sha...
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  05/28/08
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180 useless abode filthpig
  08/08/08
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  08/08/08
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  08/08/08
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  08/27/08


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Date: January 11th, 2006 9:41 PM
Author: multi-colored kitty indian lodge

In short, this works. I took two small-sized metal spoons, and bent them around 30 degrees. Then I lashed them together with a rubber band at the center. This way, the rubber band holds the spoons apart while at rest. When you want to insert this spoonculum, you separate the handles, pushing the spoon ends together. Then you push it into the vaginal canal, and slowly open it.

After convincing my girlfriend to submit to this indignity, I was able to visualize her vaginal walls and cervix with the spoonculum, though I did have to rotate it around to get a full view. I did this with her in a lithotomy position, and then in the knee-chest position. The knee-chest position provided better views, but made her more uncomfortable.

Note - I did use KY Jelly, even though this would be inappropriate if material was being collected for cytology.

What I conclude from this experiment is that with two metal spoons and a rubber band, you can ALSO make your own slapdash spoonculum.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=337470&forum_id=2#4793548)





Date: January 11th, 2006 9:54 PM
Author: Big Stage Rigor

A minor classic.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=337470&forum_id=2#4793617)





Date: January 11th, 2006 10:02 PM
Author: Aquamarine sadistic boistinker

do u get off on this kind of stuff?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=337470&forum_id=2#4793648)





Date: January 11th, 2006 10:03 PM
Author: multi-colored kitty indian lodge

Not really, no.

I got into an argument in another thread about whether or not this would work.

This is my report on whether or not it DOES work.

It does.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=337470&forum_id=2#4793654)





Date: January 11th, 2006 10:04 PM
Author: Aquamarine sadistic boistinker

how did u proposition ur girlfriend for this activity?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=337470&forum_id=2#4793663)





Date: January 11th, 2006 10:05 PM
Author: multi-colored kitty indian lodge

Like I said, I tried this with her in the lithotomy position, and then in the knee-chest position.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=337470&forum_id=2#4793670)





Date: January 11th, 2006 10:06 PM
Author: Aquamarine sadistic boistinker

i mean how did you bring up the subject? didnt she think you're weird for making this contraption?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=337470&forum_id=2#4793675)





Date: January 11th, 2006 10:08 PM
Author: multi-colored kitty indian lodge

Oh, oops. I read "proposition" as "position."

Yeah, I just brought it up directly. I was like "hey, you know what I want to try? This contraption right here."

I think she has come to expect stuff like that, now and then.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=337470&forum_id=2#4793690)





Date: January 11th, 2006 10:08 PM
Author: Aquamarine sadistic boistinker

did she ask you why you wanted to do it? if so how did you respond?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=337470&forum_id=2#4793693)





Date: January 11th, 2006 10:12 PM
Author: multi-colored kitty indian lodge

Yes. I told her I wanted to see what her IUD string looks like.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=337470&forum_id=2#4793720)





Date: January 11th, 2006 10:22 PM
Author: multi-colored kitty indian lodge

dp..

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=337470&forum_id=2#4793773)





Date: January 11th, 2006 10:32 PM
Author: multi-colored kitty indian lodge

I told you so, boredmedgirl!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=337470&forum_id=2#4793826)





Date: January 11th, 2006 10:35 PM
Author: Aquamarine sadistic boistinker

is she asian? how old? have you given her an enema?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=337470&forum_id=2#4793847)





Date: January 11th, 2006 10:39 PM
Author: multi-colored kitty indian lodge

Yes, early 20's, yes, but not for sexual purposes. Enemas are kind of nasty.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=337470&forum_id=2#4793883)





Date: May 10th, 2006 3:00 PM
Author: Beady-eyed flirting lodge main people

<3

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=337470&forum_id=2#5758277)





Date: May 10th, 2006 3:05 PM
Author: rebellious metal temple

This is what sealed the deal for me: Note - I did use KY Jelly, even though this would be inappropriate if material was being collected for cytology

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=337470&forum_id=2#5758318)





Date: May 10th, 2006 3:18 PM
Author: Beady-eyed flirting lodge main people

I was enamored at the first appearance of spoonculum

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=337470&forum_id=2#5758454)





Date: May 10th, 2006 3:29 PM
Author: rebellious metal temple

agreed.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=337470&forum_id=2#5758541)





Date: May 10th, 2006 3:14 PM
Author: mildly autistic flatulent twinkling uncleanness legal warrant

you should have used an old dried out rubber band so that when you stretched it, it smacked her right on the lips, then you could study the minor bruise she had

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=337470&forum_id=2#5758424)





Date: May 10th, 2006 3:19 PM
Author: multi-colored kitty indian lodge

That might have made sex difficult for her later on.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=337470&forum_id=2#5758465)





Date: May 10th, 2006 3:22 PM
Author: mildly autistic flatulent twinkling uncleanness legal warrant

so, who cares if its dificult for her - arent you a man?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=337470&forum_id=2#5758485)





Date: May 10th, 2006 3:20 PM
Author: self-absorbed market

:(

I want to use a vaginal spoonculum

:(

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=337470&forum_id=2#5758471)





Date: May 10th, 2006 3:24 PM
Author: multi-colored kitty indian lodge

Then you have to get out there and do it, Vir. I don't know eveything that will transpire in your life, but I can tell you what ain't - women dragging you off the computer and begging you to shove spoonculums up their boxes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=337470&forum_id=2#5758505)





Date: May 10th, 2006 3:34 PM
Author: self-absorbed market

haha, noted

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=337470&forum_id=2#5758580)





Date: July 7th, 2008 7:07 PM
Author: dead ruddy school famous landscape painting

"I don't know eveything that will transpire in your life, but I can tell you what ain't - women dragging you off the computer and begging you to shove spoonculums up their boxes."

vastly underrated life observation

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=337470&forum_id=2#9952314)





Date: May 10th, 2006 3:38 PM
Author: Passionate zippy church prole

why can't I find a boyfriend like this?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=337470&forum_id=2#5758612)





Date: July 19th, 2006 2:36 PM
Author: Rough-skinned bbw church building

hi

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=337470&forum_id=2#6249520)





Date: July 19th, 2006 2:10 PM
Author: rebellious metal temple

Bump.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=337470&forum_id=2#6249291)





Date: July 29th, 2006 2:13 AM
Author: Razzle-dazzle snowy pit ratface

bump, nigga

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=337470&forum_id=2#6328180)





Date: July 29th, 2006 2:39 AM
Author: excitant personal credit line senate

who cares?

have u not eaten enough pussy out to see the main features of the vagina?

metal objects and sex just dont fit. id rather jerk off to our 24-hour over-seas thread we have going on right now

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=337470&forum_id=2#6328321)





Date: September 28th, 2006 4:31 PM
Author: multi-colored kitty indian lodge

You can't see the cervix during oral sex, dude.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=337470&forum_id=2#6692735)





Date: September 28th, 2006 4:33 PM
Author: flushed confused space

"have u not eaten enough pussy out to see the main features of the vagina?"

wtf?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=337470&forum_id=2#6692749)





Date: September 28th, 2006 4:36 PM
Author: multi-colored kitty indian lodge

Has a man ever examined you "down there?"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=337470&forum_id=2#6692769)





Date: September 28th, 2006 4:51 PM
Author: flushed confused space

sure

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=337470&forum_id=2#6692854)





Date: September 28th, 2006 4:38 PM
Author: Cobalt Office Keepsake Machete

This would have been uber-hillbilly-prestigious if you would have started playing the spoons after you inserted them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=337470&forum_id=2#6692786)





Date: October 23rd, 2006 6:41 PM
Author: Brilliant Anal Parlour

underrated. spoonculum man!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=337470&forum_id=2#6843167)





Date: October 23rd, 2006 6:35 PM
Author: Maniacal spectacular rigpig

i showed this thread to my GF, and she looked terrified, like i was about to do something to her...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=337470&forum_id=2#6843123)





Date: August 29th, 2007 6:40 PM
Author: Beady-eyed flirting lodge main people

scoop

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=337470&forum_id=2#8575286)





Date: November 7th, 2007 3:10 AM
Author: gay appetizing principal's office dragon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=337470&forum_id=2#8863930)





Date: November 12th, 2007 11:22 PM
Author: bat shit crazy trip friendly grandma milk

120

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=337470&forum_id=2#8887786)





Date: May 8th, 2008 10:19 AM
Author: orange deranged national antidepressant drug

180. One of my all time favorites.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=337470&forum_id=2#9754510)





Date: May 8th, 2008 11:24 AM
Author: concupiscible mauve foreskin shitlib

Flame. No matter how you angle that, it's going to have sharp edges against some part of the vag lips.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=337470&forum_id=2#9754627)





Date: May 28th, 2008 4:53 AM
Author: bronze cerebral stag film



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=337470&forum_id=2#9835479)





Date: August 8th, 2008 5:46 PM
Author: 180 useless abode filthpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=337470&forum_id=2#10048302)





Date: August 8th, 2008 5:47 PM
Author: 180 useless abode filthpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=337470&forum_id=2#10048310)





Date: August 8th, 2008 5:57 PM
Author: Garnet Aggressive Quadroon

Wow...just...Wow.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=337470&forum_id=2#10048339)





Date: August 27th, 2008 11:49 PM
Author: balding silver chapel



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=337470&forum_id=2#10103267)