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Ex with a BF just texted me: "you were the first orgasm I've ever had"
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Date: October 22nd, 2016 1:01 AM Author: irradiated whorehouse ljl at modern day white women getting drunk and shooting off texts like this to their ex-bfs while their current bf is buying them a drink (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3395277&forum_id=2#31701516) |
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Date: October 22nd, 2016 1:03 AM Author: ivory bat shit crazy love of her life coldplay fan "I can also be your last" (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3395277&forum_id=2#31701525) |
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Date: October 22nd, 2016 1:04 AM Author: irradiated whorehouse nah (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3395277&forum_id=2#31701533) |
Date: October 22nd, 2016 1:04 AM Author: Multi-colored telephone address What's his name (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3395277&forum_id=2#31701528) |
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Date: October 22nd, 2016 1:07 AM Author: irradiated whorehouse Darnell, actually (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3395277&forum_id=2#31701547) |
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Date: October 22nd, 2016 1:07 AM Author: Multi-colored telephone address 1803848 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3395277&forum_id=2#31701550) |
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Date: October 22nd, 2016 1:13 AM Author: irradiated whorehouse damn she's going on and on about the specific time it happened and shit... this guy must be seriously small-dick pwned because I'm pretty average |
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Date: October 22nd, 2016 1:14 AM Author: Multi-colored telephone address (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3395277&forum_id=2#31701583) |
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Date: October 22nd, 2016 1:29 AM Author: Dun karate space Is her bf an intellectual? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3395277&forum_id=2#31701629) |
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Date: October 22nd, 2016 1:32 AM Author: irradiated whorehouse I think he's a standard SEC fratty type. clearly something is wrong with him though (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3395277&forum_id=2#31701637) |
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Date: October 22nd, 2016 1:20 AM Author: Nofapping Hall Friendly Grandma being the first to really open a girl's eyes to her sexuality is an awesome power to wield. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3395277&forum_id=2#31701604) |
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Date: October 22nd, 2016 1:21 AM Author: irradiated whorehouse If I fortuitously ran into her on her bachelorette night someday, I am almost certain I could fuck her (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3395277&forum_id=2#31701608) |
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Date: October 22nd, 2016 1:23 AM Author: sticky boistinker cruise ship Real talk: how much taller than him? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3395277&forum_id=2#31701611) |
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Date: October 22nd, 2016 1:25 AM Author: irradiated whorehouse no idea. I deleted her on all social media after the breakup so I never see any pics. much better that way. even if he's short and beta, it would still piss me off to think about her sucking his dick. I don't even have her saved in my phone, it's just her number popping up. Unfortunately, her number is very easy to remember, so I can still drunktext her from time to time |
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Date: October 22nd, 2016 1:27 AM Author: Dashing Deranged Shrine Liquid Oxygen if you were a truly shameless chad you could ask "best or just first?" (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3395277&forum_id=2#31701622) |
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Date: October 22nd, 2016 1:29 AM Author: irradiated whorehouse it's been 4 years and like 3 bfs since me, so I honestly doubt she hasn't figured out how to orgasm like that more regularly. Once they "get it" they can make it work more frequently. Would prob put her in an awkward position of not wanting to lie to me but not wanting to hurt my feelings (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3395277&forum_id=2#31701631) |
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Date: October 22nd, 2016 1:58 AM Author: irradiated whorehouse I asked what made her think about that and she said "was just thinking about sex haha" so then I said "well glad that automatically connects you back to me" and she goes "yes. you'll ALWAYS be my first..." LOL at some guy's future wife. she will prob be thinking about me on her wedding night. Unfortunately, this is also true of every modern girl, so my future wife will be thinking about some other Chad. Fuck my ass |
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Date: October 22nd, 2016 2:52 AM Author: Yellow principal's office lol @ ever marrying a non virgin (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3395277&forum_id=2#31701820) |
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Date: October 22nd, 2016 2:59 AM Author: irradiated whorehouse virtually impossible in today's world man. and even then, modern culture would make her subconsciously (or consciously) crave strange cock anyway (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3395277&forum_id=2#31701846) |
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Date: October 22nd, 2016 2:54 AM Author: irradiated whorehouse annndddd she stopped replying. guess her bf took her home. I probably got her worked up for him. FMA |
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Date: October 22nd, 2016 8:03 AM Author: Razzle idea he suggested nah they are probably in a fight right now or something and she was drinking alone or with her girlfriends. she will regret it in the morning lol.
I've learned to assume that when I get in a fight with women they are sending texts like this to exes |
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Date: October 22nd, 2016 8:06 AM Author: Fishy Plaza Jew Maury voice: "And *that* too... is a lie!" (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3395277&forum_id=2#31702123) |
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Date: October 22nd, 2016 8:08 AM Author: pink frozen hell Everyone should be this for some chick. Sensation feeling (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3395277&forum_id=2#31702126) |
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Date: October 22nd, 2016 8:09 AM Author: Electric cruel-hearted corner newt i am this for a chick but I wish noone was this for a chick because that would mean i wouldnt have to worry about this problem w my future wife (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3395277&forum_id=2#31702128) |
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Date: October 22nd, 2016 8:11 AM Author: pink frozen hell There are good girls left out there but you won't find them on dating apps (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3395277&forum_id=2#31702132) |
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Date: October 22nd, 2016 8:10 AM Author: Electric cruel-hearted corner newt this is the we should all be marrying virgins and there should be honor killings after breakups (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3395277&forum_id=2#31702130) |