Walking back to the bedroom, you finally muster up enough courage to determine the identity of the damaged girl you've brought home. She's not snoring, but you can tell that she's a little bit trashy from the starfish passout position. You notice that a few wisps of blonde hair are clinging to the pillow and sigh in half-relief that you didn't take down that beat brunette in DG with the cannons. But be honest with yourself, you wouldn't have minded doing that either.

Those cocksucking tryhards in SAE are already at the pool bar as you kick out the soft-7 shacker and throw on a hawaiian. They cheer as she walks out of your room wearing an XL rush shirt and swim bottoms w/ no shoes. It's 9am now and the boys are already at mangodeck getting blasted on dirty monkeys and tequila shots. Nicky K and Brad are getting henna tattoos of a banana peel with a dick coming out, they're going to regret that shit but you laugh like fuck when you hear about how nick got kicked out of bahia for having a threesome in the jacuzzi area at 4:43am.

Jessica M the theta cruises up to you and thanks you for being a good dude and cheering her up when she was crying outside of the Pink Kitty. All the girls are looking at you like you're a stand up guy. Jokes on them, you've been trying to bangdown Jessica M since you found out that her boyfriend couldn't afford the mexico SB trip.

Skinny blonde Brigitte is looking pretty bored and pretty damn good. the other APhis have decided to do brunch so you walk up to her trying to make something happen. Based on prior experience, you know that offering a quick bump is the best pick-up line when it comes to dealing with Brigitte. You give her an ultimatum...if she wants the blow, she has to let you do a line off of her b-cups. She cruises back to Bahia with you and as soon as you get there you reach into your decorated YETI cooler and grab a Pacifico because Coronas are beneath you. Line off the tits turns to a hustled make-out, the hustled make-out turns to showerfucking.

Blake walks in on you guys. This fucker has been barred out since you guys landed...god bless mexican pharmacies, he didn't even come close to realizing that you're coked out and in the midst of solid powerfucking sesh. In a slow & staggered voice he tells you to get to Martini Jungle because those faggot sig eps are starting shit with the pledges. Fuck them, they don't even have a pledge process. Bang another quick line, wear your warchief face (croakies and costas), and quickly head to the martini jungle battleground. The old gold/blue flag is up, all the boys are huddled around it as the reinforcements arrive. The girlies are pretending to be scared of fighting even though they love this macho shit. The two sides send forth their respective yolked-out fratstars, but the beef is squashed because it's cabo spring break and you're all just trying to get blasted & laid.

It's 7pm. Following the resolved standoff, Mark and another SigEp invite all of you Sigma Chi juniors to their suite. Bottles popped, lines shared, but everyone knows that it's on if you see one another at the bar in a couple of weeks. The girls cruise in and the ratio becomes unbelievable, you're the top two fraternities on campus so you've got the top 10 smokeshows from every sorority in one room. Bodyshots. Everyone's fucking slammed. Madison's showing off the nipple-ring that she got earlier. The bathroom door's been closed & locked for 20 minutes. You make your departure with a solid group of PiPhis.

By the time you get to Squid Roe you're on autopilot...keep drinking & keep spitting game. It's not like you have to, your BAC looks like an ERA and these TriDelts are trying to make a name for themselves.

2nd floor of the Roe is going off. Preppy sheltered girls who decided that Cabo was the time to indulge in xanax+alcohol for the first time are flashing the crowd as they grind against you. You almost commit to a dance-floor makeout with a hard-6 which would suspend all further hoe-getting operations until the next day. Luckily Jessica M has been planning her course of action since you saw her at mango deck. She pushes the subpar tri delt back into the crowd, grabs onto you and starts grinding directly against your junk. You know what time it is babyyyyyyy.

She tilts her head back against your chest and you notice that her freckles are prominent in the red/violet lighting. Through the drugs, alcohol, & sweat-filled air, you think to yourself: "College is never going to end."

It feels something like that, idk.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3451241&forum_id=2#32076320)

K Sig is still strong as shit in the south. Bama's row is just strange. I went to an old row party once and it was all backwood rednecks, very confusing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3451241&forum_id=2#32081839)

180 writing, btw

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3451241&forum_id=2#32081846)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LdQuK2H0iso

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3451241&forum_id=2#32081916)

I'm LOLing looking at the pool. It looks kind of glamorous, but we would spend like 4-5 days building it with cribbing and tarps. One year we had a slide going from second level of the house into the pool. We would have hoses from every faucet in the house heading out into the "pool". Was always worth the effort. That party actually looked pretty tame compared to the old days. We would literally have beer Trucks parked next to the house, and every square inch of real estate covered with people. Pretty sure the SJW police have eliminated a lot of what can be done these days. Back then, it was pure debauchery.

That pool is about half the height and half the width of the ones we used to build.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3451241&forum_id=2#32087781)

You're my boy though so no worries. Big TX.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3451241&forum_id=2#32080860)

this is why I summoned you FRIEND

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3451241&forum_id=2#32080423)

Unfortunately, these trips sometimes end in tragedy because they're so reckless.

http://www.atvn.org/news/2013/03/usc-student-dies-cabo-san-lucas

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3451241&forum_id=2#32080883)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3451241&forum_id=2#32080872)

http://cdn.totalfratmove.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/03/20106ab5c08ea536fb8e2d50608cc7f5-1024x863.jpg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3451241&forum_id=2#32081813)

And at Bama I'm pretty sure they go by Phi Gam, only ones in the country who do.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3451241&forum_id=2#32081879)

For the record., every SAE at my school was a cool bro.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3451241&forum_id=2#32081896)

Two thumbs down hoe

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3451241&forum_id=2#32087577)

IM

GONNA, DRINK TIL I GET MY FILL,

I HOPE WHEN I GET OLD I DONT SIT AROUND THINKIN ABOUT IT, BUT I PROBABLY WILL..

.SITTING BACK TRYNA RECAPTURE, LITTLE OF THE, GLORY YEARS...

TIME SLIPS AWAY AND LEAVES YOU WITH NOTHING MR., but BORING STORIES YEAAAAAAAAAAAAA GLORY DAYS

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3451241&forum_id=2#41428682)

Puppies, butts, unnecessarily expensive coolers, people passed out at football games while dressed up, butts, tailgating, body shots or whatever the kids call them now, TRUMP shirts, hand bra or tits with TRUMP bumpersticker covering the nips, few more butts.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3451241&forum_id=2#32071985)

Reminds me of my fratboy days. Aging sucks!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3451241&forum_id=2#32073284)