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Date: February 2nd, 2006 9:39 PM Author: Odious pit fucking sad, i know. i've never even gotten to 3rd base, for christ's sake. my life is truly pathetic. i've thought about getting a prostitute, you know, just to break the ice. i bet even a pro wouldn't fuck me though. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=352068&forum_id=2#4979882) |
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Date: February 2nd, 2006 9:40 PM Author: brindle resort You probably have crotch rot smell, and, you're right, no whore would sleep with you. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=352068&forum_id=2#4979893) |
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Date: February 2nd, 2006 9:41 PM Author: Odious pit (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=352068&forum_id=2#4979902) |
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Date: February 2nd, 2006 9:44 PM Author: brindle resort What's so bad about being drunk and have a small abdul-jabaar? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=352068&forum_id=2#4979955) |
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Date: February 2nd, 2006 9:46 PM Author: Odious pit nothing, i guess. i don't feel that bad about it, but i think other people might look down on me. you know, think i'm a loser or something. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=352068&forum_id=2#4979999) |
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Date: February 2nd, 2006 9:50 PM Author: brindle resort at least you're not a poors, right? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=352068&forum_id=2#4980065) |
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Date: February 2nd, 2006 9:41 PM Author: Sooty locale police squad So what's the problem? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=352068&forum_id=2#4979900) |
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Date: February 2nd, 2006 9:41 PM Author: Avocado dysfunction dingle berry you are kidding right? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=352068&forum_id=2#4979901) |
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Date: February 2nd, 2006 9:41 PM Author: Odious pit no. i wish i were.
i'm actually a decent looking guy, too. |
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Date: February 2nd, 2006 9:42 PM Author: Sooty locale police squad are you in law school? do you have a job? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=352068&forum_id=2#4979919) |
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Date: February 2nd, 2006 9:42 PM Author: Odious pit law school. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=352068&forum_id=2#4979926) |
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Date: February 2nd, 2006 9:44 PM Author: Sooty locale police squad Good school? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=352068&forum_id=2#4979950) |
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Date: February 2nd, 2006 9:44 PM Author: Odious pit ask earl (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=352068&forum_id=2#4979957) |
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Date: February 2nd, 2006 9:46 PM Author: Sooty locale police squad Good school earl? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=352068&forum_id=2#4979998) |
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Date: February 2nd, 2006 9:47 PM Author: Avocado dysfunction dingle berry same as me. considered good by those not attending CLS. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=352068&forum_id=2#4980011) |
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Date: February 2nd, 2006 9:49 PM Author: Sooty locale police squad A good looking guy at NYU can't score? Sounds like a confidence problem - just take a couple shots or chug some beers and fake being a badass. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=352068&forum_id=2#4980036) |
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Date: February 2nd, 2006 9:50 PM Author: Avocado dysfunction dingle berry meeting women is not always easy. confidence is a big deal though, for me. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=352068&forum_id=2#4980064) |
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Date: February 2nd, 2006 9:55 PM Author: Sooty locale police squad no, you're right. it's difficult, but women aren't looking for a stud, they're looking for smart, successful and confident.
Horace, you gotta fake some confidence and act successful. And watch some porn for some good instruction. |
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Date: February 2nd, 2006 9:44 PM Author: Avocado dysfunction dingle berry you should go to bar night. swimming in poon. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=352068&forum_id=2#4979964) |
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Date: February 2nd, 2006 9:45 PM Author: Odious pit really? law school girls are easy? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=352068&forum_id=2#4979983) |
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Date: February 2nd, 2006 9:47 PM Author: Avocado dysfunction dingle berry women in new york are easy as hell. law school women are no different - and if single they are often desperate. hell even if they arent single.
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Date: February 2nd, 2006 9:55 PM Author: Spruce misunderstood location hominid Not all law school girls are easy. Even those of us who are single and desperate. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=352068&forum_id=2#4980144) |
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Date: February 2nd, 2006 9:56 PM Author: Odious pit maybe you can help me. you go to nyu, right? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=352068&forum_id=2#4980152) |
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Date: February 2nd, 2006 9:57 PM Author: Avocado dysfunction dingle berry lol. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=352068&forum_id=2#4980163) |
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Date: February 2nd, 2006 9:59 PM Author: Spruce misunderstood location hominid I have 0 girl friends at law school, so probably not much help. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=352068&forum_id=2#4980192) |
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Date: February 2nd, 2006 10:00 PM Author: Odious pit edit: misread
are you single? |
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Date: February 2nd, 2006 10:03 PM Author: Spruce misunderstood location hominid Yeah. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=352068&forum_id=2#4980250) |
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Date: February 2nd, 2006 10:08 PM Author: Odious pit cool. do you like guys w/lots of ink? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=352068&forum_id=2#4980305) |
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Date: February 2nd, 2006 10:10 PM Author: Spruce misunderstood location hominid Money isn't a consideration for me at all. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=352068&forum_id=2#4980326) |
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Date: February 2nd, 2006 10:12 PM Author: Avocado dysfunction dingle berry he means tattoos. you like tattoos. I will introduce you. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=352068&forum_id=2#4980355) |
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Date: February 2nd, 2006 10:13 PM Author: Spruce misunderstood location hominid hahahaha...I don't like tattoos Earl!!!!!!! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=352068&forum_id=2#4980368) |
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Date: February 2nd, 2006 10:14 PM Author: Avocado dysfunction dingle berry YOU DIDN"T MIND MY MUSHROOM TATTOO ON YOUR FOREHEAD!
ZING!!! |
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Date: February 2nd, 2006 10:15 PM Author: Spruce misunderstood location hominid Well, that wasn't permanent. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=352068&forum_id=2#4980395) |
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Date: February 2nd, 2006 10:17 PM Author: twinkling pistol background story What happened? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=352068&forum_id=2#4980412) |
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Date: February 2nd, 2006 10:20 PM Author: Avocado dysfunction dingle berry you want a diagram? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=352068&forum_id=2#4980437) |
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Date: February 2nd, 2006 10:20 PM Author: twinkling pistol background story Sure (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=352068&forum_id=2#4980445) |
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Date: February 2nd, 2006 10:23 PM Author: Avocado dysfunction dingle berry (_(_========D :-o (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=352068&forum_id=2#4980474) |
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Date: February 2nd, 2006 10:24 PM Author: Geriatric Razzle-dazzle Stag Film (_(_=D :-o
i edited for realism. |
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Date: February 2nd, 2006 10:24 PM Author: Spruce misunderstood location hominid EARL = PWN3D. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=352068&forum_id=2#4980490) |
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Date: February 2nd, 2006 10:26 PM Author: Avocado dysfunction dingle berry CHINAPWN3D
*sobs* |
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Date: February 2nd, 2006 10:26 PM Author: twinkling pistol background story Why? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=352068&forum_id=2#4980519) |
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Date: February 2nd, 2006 10:27 PM Author: Spruce misunderstood location hominid Fotze said he has a small penis :( (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=352068&forum_id=2#4980530) |
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Date: February 2nd, 2006 10:28 PM Author: twinkling pistol background story You and Earl didn't date, did you? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=352068&forum_id=2#4980545) |
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Date: February 2nd, 2006 10:30 PM Author: Spruce misunderstood location hominid JUST FRIENDS! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=352068&forum_id=2#4980577) |
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Date: February 2nd, 2006 10:31 PM Author: Avocado dysfunction dingle berry friends with anal privileges. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=352068&forum_id=2#4980594) |
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Date: February 2nd, 2006 10:33 PM Author: twinkling pistol background story Stop it immediately or the police will be after you. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=352068&forum_id=2#4980615) |
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Date: February 2nd, 2006 10:31 PM Author: Avocado dysfunction dingle berry no I never took her out on a date. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=352068&forum_id=2#4980602) |
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Date: February 2nd, 2006 10:22 PM Author: Geriatric Razzle-dazzle Stag Film ===D --> (forehead) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=352068&forum_id=2#4980464) |
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Date: February 2nd, 2006 10:05 PM Author: twinkling pistol background story DON'T YOU DARE HARASS HER OR YOU WILL GO TO JAIL. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=352068&forum_id=2#4980267) |
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Date: February 2nd, 2006 10:06 PM Author: Avocado dysfunction dingle berry she grabbed my package in october, and I didnt even complain. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=352068&forum_id=2#4980286) |
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Date: February 2nd, 2006 10:07 PM Author: twinkling pistol background story Horace touched you? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=352068&forum_id=2#4980300) |
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Date: February 2nd, 2006 10:08 PM Author: Spruce misunderstood location hominid ??? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=352068&forum_id=2#4980316) |
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Date: February 2nd, 2006 10:12 PM Author: twinkling pistol background story I'm warning Horace to stay away from you. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=352068&forum_id=2#4980361) |
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Date: February 2nd, 2006 10:14 PM Author: Spruce misunderstood location hominid Do I know you? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=352068&forum_id=2#4980375) |
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Date: February 2nd, 2006 10:16 PM Author: twinkling pistol background story We've talked on this board previously. We discussed Aaron Brooks and your dipshit ex-bf. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=352068&forum_id=2#4980400) |
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Date: February 2nd, 2006 9:59 PM Author: Avocado dysfunction dingle berry what are you doing tonight? Not coming to SBA I guess. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=352068&forum_id=2#4980191) |
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Date: February 2nd, 2006 10:00 PM Author: Spruce misunderstood location hominid I'm done w/ law school functions. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=352068&forum_id=2#4980203) |
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Date: February 2nd, 2006 10:02 PM Author: Avocado dysfunction dingle berry even prom?! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=352068&forum_id=2#4980226) |
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Date: February 2nd, 2006 10:02 PM Author: Spruce misunderstood location hominid Only if I find a super hot date. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=352068&forum_id=2#4980238) |
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Date: February 2nd, 2006 10:05 PM Author: Avocado dysfunction dingle berry want my japanese lady friend to set you up with some rich 30 year olds? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=352068&forum_id=2#4980265) |
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Date: February 2nd, 2006 10:07 PM Author: Spruce misunderstood location hominid I have to get over my younger men fetish :(
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Date: February 2nd, 2006 10:08 PM Author: Avocado dysfunction dingle berry I am 26 now. Too old for you... sigh. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=352068&forum_id=2#4980312) |
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Date: February 2nd, 2006 10:12 PM Author: Spruce misunderstood location hominid Yeah, I like 'em 25 and under :( :( :( (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=352068&forum_id=2#4980351) |
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Date: February 2nd, 2006 10:13 PM Author: twinkling pistol background story Want to go out with me? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=352068&forum_id=2#4980365) |
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Date: February 2nd, 2006 10:13 PM Author: Avocado dysfunction dingle berry no exceptions... even for the tall ones who like orange fleeces and anal? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=352068&forum_id=2#4980372) |
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Date: February 2nd, 2006 10:14 PM Author: Spruce misunderstood location hominid I was turned on by the orange fleece in class today ;-) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=352068&forum_id=2#4980381) |
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Date: February 2nd, 2006 10:30 PM Author: Geriatric Razzle-dazzle Stag Film girls in burnt orange coats do it for me for some reason, even ugly ones. it is strange, and i don't understand it. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=352068&forum_id=2#4980567) |
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Date: February 2nd, 2006 9:44 PM Author: Ruddy beady-eyed bawdyhouse cuck Olin?
what was that dood's name...? something like that...Onan? |
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Date: February 2nd, 2006 9:47 PM Author: Adventurous station trust fund UGLYPWN3D! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=352068&forum_id=2#4980016) |
Date: February 2nd, 2006 9:42 PM Author: Electric cuckold yikes (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=352068&forum_id=2#4979916) |
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Date: February 2nd, 2006 9:43 PM Author: Odious pit c'mon, it's not *that* bad, is it? i bet there are lots of guys out there like me. at least i'd like to think so. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=352068&forum_id=2#4979936) |
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Date: February 2nd, 2006 9:44 PM Author: Pale zippy native the man i want to marry is a 27 year old virgin (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=352068&forum_id=2#4979965) |
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Date: February 2nd, 2006 9:46 PM Author: Odious pit we are pretty cool, i must admit. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=352068&forum_id=2#4979986) |
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Date: February 2nd, 2006 9:46 PM Author: Pale zippy native i completely adore him.
he's just the most asexual person ive ever met. |
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Date: February 2nd, 2006 10:21 PM Author: twinkling pistol background story When did you meet him? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=352068&forum_id=2#4980456) |
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Date: February 2nd, 2006 9:46 PM Author: Electric cuckold its got to be less than a few percent of the 27 yr old population. even less if you take the infirm and malformed out of the pool. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=352068&forum_id=2#4979997) |
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Date: February 2nd, 2006 9:47 PM Author: Odious pit oh, is being malformed an excuse? then i'm off the hook! i'm actually missing a finger on my left hand. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=352068&forum_id=2#4980014) |
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Date: February 2nd, 2006 9:50 PM Author: Electric cuckold are you Frodo Baggins? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=352068&forum_id=2#4980066) |
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Date: February 2nd, 2006 9:51 PM Author: Odious pit what? no. but i am pretty short. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=352068&forum_id=2#4980077) |
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Date: February 3rd, 2006 7:11 AM Author: twinkling pistol background story Shorter thsn vir? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=352068&forum_id=2#4983191) |
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Date: February 3rd, 2006 5:06 PM Author: twinkling pistol background story (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=352068&forum_id=2#4987223) |
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Date: February 2nd, 2006 9:51 PM Author: Avocado dysfunction dingle berry (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=352068&forum_id=2#4980082) |
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Date: February 2nd, 2006 9:52 PM Author: Odious pit (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=352068&forum_id=2#4980097) |
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Date: February 2nd, 2006 9:52 PM Author: Avocado dysfunction dingle berry i will try not to stare at your tits. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=352068&forum_id=2#4980106) |
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Date: February 2nd, 2006 9:57 PM Author: Odious pit it's hard having man tits. the dr says that almost 5% of the male population suffers from estrogen production syndrome. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=352068&forum_id=2#4980166) |
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Date: February 2nd, 2006 10:00 PM Author: Geriatric Razzle-dazzle Stag Film are you a fatty? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=352068&forum_id=2#4980202) |
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Date: February 2nd, 2006 10:01 PM Author: Odious pit not fat. i just have some unsightly breast tissue. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=352068&forum_id=2#4980219) |
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Date: February 2nd, 2006 10:34 PM Author: twinkling pistol background story You want a bro or a manziere? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=352068&forum_id=2#4980626) |
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Date: February 2nd, 2006 9:44 PM Author: sienna telephone if you live anywhere near Washington, DC you should start by going to an asian massage parlor for a happy ending. most of the girls will offer you "girlfriend experience" after you go back once or twice.. no pressure, sex if you want it.
perfect for a virgin like you. they advertise in the washington post sports section every weekday. apparently it's very common for hill staffers to go. |
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Date: February 2nd, 2006 9:45 PM Author: Odious pit i'm not in dc, but i bet it's only a 4 hour train ride from nyc. maybe i'll take a couple long weekends. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=352068&forum_id=2#4979974) |
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Date: February 2nd, 2006 9:46 PM Author: brindle resort Hi, future me. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=352068&forum_id=2#4979990) |
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Date: February 2nd, 2006 9:47 PM Author: clear principal's office What is your main area of problem that's causing this? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=352068&forum_id=2#4980017) |
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Date: February 2nd, 2006 9:48 PM Author: Odious pit what are you, roger luo? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=352068&forum_id=2#4980030) |
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Date: February 2nd, 2006 9:49 PM Author: clear principal's office i think we've discovered it! you're a faggot, unfunny prick. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=352068&forum_id=2#4980048) |
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Date: February 2nd, 2006 9:50 PM Author: Odious pit i would think of all the people here, you would be the most sympathetic. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=352068&forum_id=2#4980069) |
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Date: February 2nd, 2006 9:52 PM Author: clear principal's office i was trying to help, but then you decided to drop an unfunny joke to impress online peepz, which is fucking gay (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=352068&forum_id=2#4980101) |
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Date: February 2nd, 2006 9:48 PM Author: Electric cuckold How did you not get laid in college? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=352068&forum_id=2#4980028) |
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Date: February 2nd, 2006 9:49 PM Author: Odious pit well...i went away for school for one semester, but i couldn't handle being away from home so i came back. after that i commuted to a nearby state school, and didn't meet many people.
edit: i'm very shy |
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Date: February 2nd, 2006 9:51 PM Author: Electric cuckold I guess that'll do it. Do you have any friends now? I'm sure they would be happy to set you up with someone. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=352068&forum_id=2#4980086) |
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Date: February 2nd, 2006 9:53 PM Author: Odious pit not many. i moved to the city for school and don't really know anyone here. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=352068&forum_id=2#4980108) |
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Date: February 2nd, 2006 9:55 PM Author: Electric cuckold join some clubs (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=352068&forum_id=2#4980139) |
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Date: February 2nd, 2006 9:57 PM Author: Unhinged Sneaky Criminal more like join AdultFriendFinder....he might end up part of a threesome with a 50's couple....but at least he'll get it over with (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=352068&forum_id=2#4980172) |
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Date: February 2nd, 2006 9:52 PM Author: brindle resort yeah, houston, problem found (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=352068&forum_id=2#4980091) |
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Date: February 2nd, 2006 9:52 PM Author: Ivory Cracking Giraffe Lodge Were you sheltered by an overbearing parent(s)? Commuter schools suck. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=352068&forum_id=2#4980102) |
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Date: February 2nd, 2006 9:53 PM Author: Ruddy beady-eyed bawdyhouse cuck did you have a father figure in your life? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=352068&forum_id=2#4980107) |
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Date: February 2nd, 2006 9:58 PM Author: Odious pit funny you should mention it. my father was an asshole...he used to hit my mom and abused her verbally. he left when i was six. good riddance. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=352068&forum_id=2#4980183) |
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Date: February 2nd, 2006 9:53 PM Author: Avocado dysfunction dingle berry Why are you living in Brooklyn - surely this cannot be helping. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=352068&forum_id=2#4980111) |
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Date: February 2nd, 2006 9:54 PM Author: Odious pit it's a pretty hip place, or so it seems. lots of young people. if i ever went out maybe i'd meet some. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=352068&forum_id=2#4980129) |
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Date: February 2nd, 2006 9:54 PM Author: Electric cuckold Its no harder to get laid in Brooklyn. If anything its easier. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=352068&forum_id=2#4980132) |
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Date: February 2nd, 2006 9:55 PM Author: Avocado dysfunction dingle berry yeah but its harder to socially meet the people you are around every day - your classmates. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=352068&forum_id=2#4980148) |
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Date: February 2nd, 2006 9:57 PM Author: Electric cuckold dating classmates is for suckers. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=352068&forum_id=2#4980173) |
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Date: February 2nd, 2006 9:58 PM Author: Avocado dysfunction dingle berry true - but if you are desperate and dont want to try hard, its perfect. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=352068&forum_id=2#4980182) |
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Date: February 2nd, 2006 9:59 PM Author: Electric cuckold id say the opposite. the last place a 27 yr old virgin wants to start trying to meet people is the place he has to go every day. this guy needs the comfort of relative anonymity. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=352068&forum_id=2#4980199) |
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Date: February 2nd, 2006 10:04 PM Author: Avocado dysfunction dingle berry fair enough. if you are obviously a virgin, you may not wanting that to get around. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=352068&forum_id=2#4980251) |
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Date: February 2nd, 2006 10:08 PM Author: Electric cuckold exactly, there are 8 million other people within a 10 mile radius of this guy. dont shit where you eat. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=352068&forum_id=2#4980306) |
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Date: February 2nd, 2006 9:53 PM Author: Unhinged Sneaky Criminal (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=352068&forum_id=2#4980116) |
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Date: February 2nd, 2006 9:55 PM Author: Odious pit that might work. i do have a fair share of tattoos...that will help my 'badboy' image i guess. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=352068&forum_id=2#4980143) |
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Date: February 2nd, 2006 9:56 PM Author: clear principal's office i bet theyre try hard and off putting (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=352068&forum_id=2#4980159) |
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Date: February 2nd, 2006 10:01 PM Author: Fragrant underhanded locus Kewl. Do you have the Oriental symbol for "honor" or some tribal tats? Maybe a sun on your belly button?
I have a tattoo of a robot someone drew on their torts final. |
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Date: February 2nd, 2006 10:02 PM Author: Avocado dysfunction dingle berry nice. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=352068&forum_id=2#4980235) |
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Date: February 2nd, 2006 10:07 PM Author: Odious pit i have a giant tat of the crucifiction on my chest. the cross is not just two boards, but a tree trunk and a crossbar. the spikes are driven into the forearms where the two bones make a natural holder...see, you can't hang on a cross w/spikes driven through your palms, they'd rip through.
the crown of thorns has driven into the flesh to the bone, and the blood drips down into Christ's matted beard. nothing is muddied up; you can see His face as clear as you can see where the whips came down, the wound in His side, the arms pulled out of the sockets, and the broken legs.
i call it "the Power and the Passion." it's from a drawing of mine. |
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Date: February 2nd, 2006 10:09 PM Author: Avocado dysfunction dingle berry do you want to design our banner for the ALL UNIVERSITY GAMES? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=352068&forum_id=2#4980323) |
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Date: February 2nd, 2006 10:12 PM Author: Odious pit sure, that might be fun.
edit: is there a christian theme? my art is devoted to my relgion. |
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Date: February 2nd, 2006 10:16 PM Author: Avocado dysfunction dingle berry are you serious? so you are a christian virgin, but you are willing to go out and get drunk and score some pussy?
You could do a mural of an NYU law student smiting Stern like Gomorrah. |
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Date: February 2nd, 2006 10:10 PM Author: Electric cuckold you could definitely parlay that into sex with the right girl. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=352068&forum_id=2#4980325) |
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Date: February 2nd, 2006 10:16 PM Author: clear principal's office If god is merciful, why can't you get laid? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=352068&forum_id=2#4980398) |
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Date: February 2nd, 2006 10:17 PM Author: Geriatric Razzle-dazzle Stag Film ha (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=352068&forum_id=2#4980411) |
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Date: February 2nd, 2006 10:00 PM Author: Fragrant underhanded locus This is actually a very credited resposne. I might just start saying this anyway. There were a lot of soaps and dramas on thid theme, like The Thornbirds, that women loved. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=352068&forum_id=2#4980201) |
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Date: February 2nd, 2006 9:56 PM Author: Geriatric Razzle-dazzle Stag Film Subject: solution to your problem sapias, vina liques... (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=352068&forum_id=2#4980149) |
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Date: February 2nd, 2006 10:00 PM Author: Ivory Cracking Giraffe Lodge I've a feeling that not getting laid has to do with the fact that you're probably isolated w/ no friends either. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=352068&forum_id=2#4980208) |
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Date: February 2nd, 2006 10:02 PM Author: Odious pit interesting. sort of a chicken/egg thing. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=352068&forum_id=2#4980227) |
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Date: February 2nd, 2006 10:02 PM Author: Fragrant underhanded locus dulce et decorum est pro patria mori (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=352068&forum_id=2#4980236) |
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Date: February 2nd, 2006 10:12 PM Author: Ivory Cracking Giraffe Lodge you probably have trouble making meaningful connections with people. A problem with establishing rapport. I can actually relate to this, because I was there. I could suggest some books to overvome this, but the basic thing is mirror the other person to create instant rapport. Try to mimic the other person w/o appearing mocking. If the person seems to be a fast talker, speak fast, if the person uses hand gestures, do likewise, if their voice is raspy or low, etc. Socialites do this unconsciously. Communication is 60% physical, 30% tonality, and 10% the actual words. Try to keep that in mind. People will take to you if you do, I guarantee that. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=352068&forum_id=2#4980347) |
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Date: February 2nd, 2006 10:02 PM Author: Fragrant underhanded locus Have you thought about rape? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=352068&forum_id=2#4980230) |
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Date: February 2nd, 2006 10:04 PM Author: Avocado dysfunction dingle berry why dont you come out to bar night? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=352068&forum_id=2#4980255) |
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Date: February 2nd, 2006 10:06 PM Author: Geriatric Razzle-dazzle Stag Film because it will amplify his fears of rejection.
he should take a gradual desensitization approach. |
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Date: February 2nd, 2006 10:07 PM Author: Avocado dysfunction dingle berry but if he did I would get him anihilated and much hilarity would ensue. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=352068&forum_id=2#4980299) |
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Date: February 3rd, 2006 7:06 PM Author: twinkling pistol background story (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=352068&forum_id=2#4988565) |
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Date: February 2nd, 2006 10:05 PM Author: sexy alcoholic depressive You've struck me as an ass on the board. Good riddance. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=352068&forum_id=2#4980263) |
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Date: February 2nd, 2006 10:10 PM Author: Odious pit nobody cares about you j. not here, not irl; nowhere. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=352068&forum_id=2#4980329) |
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Date: February 2nd, 2006 10:14 PM Author: sexy alcoholic depressive Well, some one just blew his chance with me. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=352068&forum_id=2#4980380) |
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Date: February 2nd, 2006 10:16 PM Author: Odious pit (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=352068&forum_id=2#4980406) |
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Date: February 2nd, 2006 10:16 PM Author: Ivory Cracking Giraffe Lodge Subject: aren't you more interested in video games anyway? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=352068&forum_id=2#4980408) |
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Date: February 2nd, 2006 10:06 PM Author: twinkling pistol background story To the criticizers in this thread, there are people who wait until marriage. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=352068&forum_id=2#4980289) |
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Date: February 2nd, 2006 10:09 PM Author: sexy alcoholic depressive That doesn't appear to be the case with our pal Horace. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=352068&forum_id=2#4980318) |
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Date: February 2nd, 2006 10:11 PM Author: Supple purple plaza Yeah, I don't get this vibe either (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=352068&forum_id=2#4980339) |
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Date: February 2nd, 2006 10:10 PM Author: Avocado dysfunction dingle berry yeah but that sucks for you and your wife. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=352068&forum_id=2#4980330) |
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Date: February 2nd, 2006 10:14 PM Author: twinkling pistol background story Why? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=352068&forum_id=2#4980377) |
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Date: February 2nd, 2006 10:16 PM Author: Electric cuckold opportunity cost plus bad sex plus guaranteed infidelity. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=352068&forum_id=2#4980401) |
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Date: February 2nd, 2006 10:17 PM Author: twinkling pistol background story Why would there be an opportunity cost and why do you think there'd be infidelity? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=352068&forum_id=2#4980420) |
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Date: February 2nd, 2006 10:21 PM Author: Electric cuckold lots of foregone sex.
human nature and simple curiousity. |
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Date: February 2nd, 2006 10:24 PM Author: twinkling pistol background story If you love someone, you won't cheat on the person. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=352068&forum_id=2#4980491) |
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Date: February 2nd, 2006 10:17 PM Author: Avocado dysfunction dingle berry because you will not learn to be good at sex from one person.
I dated a girl on and off for 2 years and had sex 200 times and it was never nearly as good as any of the sex I have now. |
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Date: February 2nd, 2006 10:20 PM Author: twinkling pistol background story So what (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=352068&forum_id=2#4980438) |
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Date: February 2nd, 2006 10:21 PM Author: Avocado dysfunction dingle berry umm a lifetime of good sex >>>>> bad sex. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=352068&forum_id=2#4980452) |
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Date: February 2nd, 2006 10:23 PM Author: twinkling pistol background story It's selfish to have sex with random people. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=352068&forum_id=2#4980475) |
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Date: February 2nd, 2006 10:26 PM Author: Avocado dysfunction dingle berry selfish to who? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=352068&forum_id=2#4980522) |
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Date: February 2nd, 2006 10:28 PM Author: twinkling pistol background story People who do this. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=352068&forum_id=2#4980534) |
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Date: February 2nd, 2006 10:33 PM Author: Avocado dysfunction dingle berry um you cant be selfish if it doesnt involve anyone else. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=352068&forum_id=2#4980613) |
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Date: February 2nd, 2006 10:17 PM Author: mildly autistic quadroon Please let this be flame. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=352068&forum_id=2#4980416) |
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Date: February 2nd, 2006 10:21 PM Author: Odious pit thanks for your advice everyone. i'm going to go masturbate to animal porn and go to bed. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=352068&forum_id=2#4980451) |
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Date: February 2nd, 2006 10:22 PM Author: Fragrant underhanded locus I've got your mom's video too. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=352068&forum_id=2#4980469) |
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Date: February 2nd, 2006 10:23 PM Author: Odious pit my mother is dead. ass. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=352068&forum_id=2#4980477) |
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Date: February 2nd, 2006 10:23 PM Author: Pearl pea-brained senate is that or is that not the greatest signoff to a thread in xoxo history? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=352068&forum_id=2#4980479) |
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Date: February 2nd, 2006 10:24 PM Author: Odious pit my honesty is refreshing, i know. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=352068&forum_id=2#4980496) |
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Date: February 2nd, 2006 10:30 PM Author: Hyperactive brunch headpube Do NOT just give away your virginity to some sketchy prostitute. That would be a shame, and wouldn't be enjoyable. I'd suggest going out more. There must be tons of bars in NYC. Join a club to get to know people, or grab some friends from law school, any acquaintances you know, and make a social night of it. DO NOT go with the intention of just banging some random chick though. Go for fun & to improve your social skills. The way I see it, you've waited this long, you might as well make it meaningful. And if you don't bang a chick you meet, you'll feel disappointed which will only decrease your confidence. Just go to have fun, meet a few people, etc... keep doing that, and going out to places where you're likely to meet the type of girls you're into (maybe law events if that's your thing.) Just become more social & confident. From that, everything else will follow, trust me. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=352068&forum_id=2#4980574) |
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Date: February 2nd, 2006 10:32 PM Author: Odious pit http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=352068&forum_id=2#4980451 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=352068&forum_id=2#4980606) |
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Date: February 2nd, 2006 10:34 PM Author: Hyperactive brunch headpube animal porn? that made my stomach turn. please at least watch real, human porn. maybe this is why you have trouble meeting people, you sick bastard. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=352068&forum_id=2#4980635) |
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Date: February 2nd, 2006 10:41 PM Author: Unhinged Sneaky Criminal Do you have any skillz? Bo Staff skillz, Nunchuk Skillz, Computer hacking skillz? Girls want guys with skillz. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=352068&forum_id=2#4980694) |
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Date: February 3rd, 2006 8:10 AM Author: trip pink public bath legal warrant Hi 174 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=352068&forum_id=2#4983221) |
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Date: February 3rd, 2006 8:12 AM Author: Disrespectful bipolar multi-billionaire nursing home www.eharmony.com (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=352068&forum_id=2#4983224) |
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Date: February 3rd, 2006 7:32 PM Author: Exciting gas station On being late with losing your virginity
Horace, :D,
The morning of Friday has now come and gone. A few questions and requests:
1. When did you begin seriously trying to lose your virginity?
2. Was it not foreseeable that by mega-posting on xoxo and growing into psychotic morons that you were thereby committing yourself to an extensive loserfucker project that would require you to begin trying to lose your virginity before whatever your answer to #1 above is?
3. In our review session before the 4:00 am role call you sermonized about the professional responsibilities of prestigious xoxo poster. Because we would hold such weighty responsibilities in our careers on the internets you said that you would impose similar responsibilities regarding all threads. In particular, you made it clear that you would brook no excuse regarding a ttt post made after the 8 hour time limit. You made it clear that we were responsible for planning ahead and ensuring that the 8 hour time limit would be honored. Do you feel no reciprocal responsibility toward us, your readers and co-posters? A responsibility that extends beyond ex post facto apologies?
4. Please stop saying "I'm so horny". A) The phrase has lost all meaning from constant repetition throughout the entire history of the board. B) Few posters believe you. C) Fewer posters care whether you subjectively impose upon yourself an appropriate level of guilt.
Sincerely, wiener
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=352653&forum_id=2#4988739)
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Date: February 4th, 2006 12:34 AM Author: Laughsome out-of-control school lettuce Subject: ... (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=352068&forum_id=2#4991312) |
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Date: February 4th, 2006 2:44 AM Author: cobalt slap-happy cruise ship Subject: Get a prostitute Get a prostitute and don't worry about STDs, that's what I did. Now i'm a straight-up P.I.M.P
I lost my virginity when I was 16 on a high school art trip to the U.K. I was drinking one night with my roommate and he left our hotel room to fuck some other girl that went on the trip. Lonely and drunk, I jumped out the window and took the Underground to Soho, got 100 pounds out of an ATM and asked some random black dude where I can get a hooker. He led me to some cheap room with a skanky big boned women and she took all my money.
She pulled down her panties and pulled down my pants and slipped a condom on. Then I got on top of her and fucked her loose cunt for about 10 minutes till I got tired. Then she asked me for hand relief and I responded with a "huh" Then she pushed me off her and jacked me off till I blew my load in the condom. After that, she kicked me out.
Then I walked out and I got on the wrong Underground subway and got off somewhere. I left the Underground station and walked out to some desserted area of the city. A guy asked me if I wanted to buy some grass and I was like "yuh maybe." Then i changed my mind, but he continued to walk with me asking me how much money I had. Then he put his arm around me and a pen to my neck and said "I don't want to get mean." So I threw my wallet at him, which luckily didn't include my ATM card, just my student ID and some other BS, and I ran around the block and I got lost. Eventually I found another Underground station, but it was barred closed. So I kept running/walking.
I eventually made it to a large street, but it was almostly completely isolated, one car every 10 seconds or so. Finally, I hailed a taxi and asked him about taking me to an ATM and my hotel's district, but he drove off. Then I got another taxi and just told him to goto my hotel's district and told him along the way I didn't have any money and we needed to stop at an ATM somwhere. He got me to an ATM and then to my hotel's district. I found my hotel and walked in the front door, got in my hotel room and passed out.
While the sex was crap and I was drunk, the bottom line is I got the monkey off my back and no STDs.
P.I.M.P |
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Date: February 4th, 2006 1:44 PM Author: twinkling pistol background story http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=352119&mc=64&forum_id=2 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=352068&forum_id=2#4993189) |