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i'm a 27 year old virgin

fucking sad, i know. i've never even gotten to 3rd base, for...
razzle patrolman theater stage
  02/02/06
You probably have crotch rot smell, and, you're right, no wh...
buff market pozpig
  02/02/06
...
razzle patrolman theater stage
  02/02/06
What's so bad about being drunk and have a small abdul-jabaa...
buff market pozpig
  02/02/06
nothing, i guess. i don't feel that bad about it, but i thin...
razzle patrolman theater stage
  02/02/06
at least you're not a poors, right?
buff market pozpig
  02/02/06
So what's the problem?
motley point
  02/02/06
you are kidding right?
Autistic pea-brained windowlicker
  02/02/06
no. i wish i were. i'm actually a decent looking guy, too...
razzle patrolman theater stage
  02/02/06
are you in law school? do you have a job?
motley point
  02/02/06
law school.
razzle patrolman theater stage
  02/02/06
Good school?
motley point
  02/02/06
ask earl
razzle patrolman theater stage
  02/02/06
Good school earl?
motley point
  02/02/06
same as me. considered good by those not attending CLS.
Autistic pea-brained windowlicker
  02/02/06
A good looking guy at NYU can't score? Sounds like a confid...
motley point
  02/02/06
meeting women is not always easy. confidence is a big deal ...
Autistic pea-brained windowlicker
  02/02/06
no, you're right. it's difficult, but women aren't looking ...
motley point
  02/02/06
you should go to bar night. swimming in poon.
Autistic pea-brained windowlicker
  02/02/06
really? law school girls are easy?
razzle patrolman theater stage
  02/02/06
women in new york are easy as hell. law school women are no...
Autistic pea-brained windowlicker
  02/02/06
Not all law school girls are easy. Even those of us who are...
Stubborn laser beams step-uncle's house
  02/02/06
maybe you can help me. you go to nyu, right?
razzle patrolman theater stage
  02/02/06
lol.
Autistic pea-brained windowlicker
  02/02/06
I have 0 girl friends at law school, so probably not much he...
Stubborn laser beams step-uncle's house
  02/02/06
edit: misread are you single?
razzle patrolman theater stage
  02/02/06
Yeah.
Stubborn laser beams step-uncle's house
  02/02/06
cool. do you like guys w/lots of ink?
razzle patrolman theater stage
  02/02/06
Money isn't a consideration for me at all.
Stubborn laser beams step-uncle's house
  02/02/06
he means tattoos. you like tattoos. I will introduce you.
Autistic pea-brained windowlicker
  02/02/06
hahahaha...I don't like tattoos Earl!!!!!!!
Stubborn laser beams step-uncle's house
  02/02/06
YOU DIDN"T MIND MY MUSHROOM TATTOO ON YOUR FOREHEAD! ...
Autistic pea-brained windowlicker
  02/02/06
Well, that wasn't permanent.
Stubborn laser beams step-uncle's house
  02/02/06
What happened?
Contagious Well-lubricated Half-breed
  02/02/06
you want a diagram?
Autistic pea-brained windowlicker
  02/02/06
Sure
Contagious Well-lubricated Half-breed
  02/02/06
(_(_========D :-o
Autistic pea-brained windowlicker
  02/02/06
(_(_=D :-o i edited for realism.
High-end diverse sex offender pit
  02/02/06
EARL = PWN3D.
Stubborn laser beams step-uncle's house
  02/02/06
CHINAPWN3D *sobs*
Autistic pea-brained windowlicker
  02/02/06
Why?
Contagious Well-lubricated Half-breed
  02/02/06
Fotze said he has a small penis :(
Stubborn laser beams step-uncle's house
  02/02/06
You and Earl didn't date, did you?
Contagious Well-lubricated Half-breed
  02/02/06
JUST FRIENDS!
Stubborn laser beams step-uncle's house
  02/02/06
friends with anal privileges.
Autistic pea-brained windowlicker
  02/02/06
Stop it immediately or the police will be after you.
Contagious Well-lubricated Half-breed
  02/02/06
no I never took her out on a date.
Autistic pea-brained windowlicker
  02/02/06
===D --> (forehead)
High-end diverse sex offender pit
  02/02/06
DON'T YOU DARE HARASS HER OR YOU WILL GO TO JAIL.
Contagious Well-lubricated Half-breed
  02/02/06
she grabbed my package in october, and I didnt even complain...
Autistic pea-brained windowlicker
  02/02/06
Horace touched you?
Contagious Well-lubricated Half-breed
  02/02/06
???
Stubborn laser beams step-uncle's house
  02/02/06
I'm warning Horace to stay away from you.
Contagious Well-lubricated Half-breed
  02/02/06
Do I know you?
Stubborn laser beams step-uncle's house
  02/02/06
We've talked on this board previously. We discussed Aaron B...
Contagious Well-lubricated Half-breed
  02/02/06
what are you doing tonight? Not coming to SBA I guess.
Autistic pea-brained windowlicker
  02/02/06
I'm done w/ law school functions.
Stubborn laser beams step-uncle's house
  02/02/06
even prom?!
Autistic pea-brained windowlicker
  02/02/06
Only if I find a super hot date.
Stubborn laser beams step-uncle's house
  02/02/06
want my japanese lady friend to set you up with some rich 30...
Autistic pea-brained windowlicker
  02/02/06
I have to get over my younger men fetish :(
Stubborn laser beams step-uncle's house
  02/02/06
I am 26 now. Too old for you... sigh.
Autistic pea-brained windowlicker
  02/02/06
Yeah, I like 'em 25 and under :( :( :(
Stubborn laser beams step-uncle's house
  02/02/06
Want to go out with me?
Contagious Well-lubricated Half-breed
  02/02/06
no exceptions... even for the tall ones who like orange flee...
Autistic pea-brained windowlicker
  02/02/06
I was turned on by the orange fleece in class today ;-)
Stubborn laser beams step-uncle's house
  02/02/06
girls in burnt orange coats do it for me for some reason, ev...
High-end diverse sex offender pit
  02/02/06
Olin? what was that dood's name...? something like that...
Cream death wish
  02/02/06
UGLYPWN3D!
lascivious tan jewess area
  02/02/06
yikes
Vibrant insecure lettuce
  02/02/06
c'mon, it's not *that* bad, is it? i bet there are lots of g...
razzle patrolman theater stage
  02/02/06
the man i want to marry is a 27 year old virgin
Gold up-to-no-good immigrant digit ratio
  02/02/06
we are pretty cool, i must admit.
razzle patrolman theater stage
  02/02/06
i completely adore him. he's just the most asexual person...
Gold up-to-no-good immigrant digit ratio
  02/02/06
When did you meet him?
Contagious Well-lubricated Half-breed
  02/02/06
its got to be less than a few percent of the 27 yr old popu...
Vibrant insecure lettuce
  02/02/06
oh, is being malformed an excuse? then i'm off the hook! i'm...
razzle patrolman theater stage
  02/02/06
are you Frodo Baggins?
Vibrant insecure lettuce
  02/02/06
what? no. but i am pretty short.
razzle patrolman theater stage
  02/02/06
Shorter thsn vir?
Contagious Well-lubricated Half-breed
  02/03/06
...
Contagious Well-lubricated Half-breed
  02/03/06
...
Autistic pea-brained windowlicker
  02/02/06
...
razzle patrolman theater stage
  02/02/06
i will try not to stare at your tits.
Autistic pea-brained windowlicker
  02/02/06
it's hard having man tits. the dr says that almost 5% of the...
razzle patrolman theater stage
  02/02/06
are you a fatty?
High-end diverse sex offender pit
  02/02/06
not fat. i just have some unsightly breast tissue.
razzle patrolman theater stage
  02/02/06
You want a bro or a manziere?
Contagious Well-lubricated Half-breed
  02/02/06
if you live anywhere near Washington, DC you should start by...
big theatre scourge upon the earth
  02/02/06
i'm not in dc, but i bet it's only a 4 hour train ride from ...
razzle patrolman theater stage
  02/02/06
Hi, future me.
buff market pozpig
  02/02/06
What is your main area of problem that's causing this?
Avocado buck-toothed site antidepressant drug
  02/02/06
what are you, roger luo?
razzle patrolman theater stage
  02/02/06
i think we've discovered it! you're a faggot, unfunny prick.
Avocado buck-toothed site antidepressant drug
  02/02/06
i would think of all the people here, you would be the most ...
razzle patrolman theater stage
  02/02/06
i was trying to help, but then you decided to drop an unfunn...
Avocado buck-toothed site antidepressant drug
  02/02/06
How did you not get laid in college?
Vibrant insecure lettuce
  02/02/06
well...i went away for school for one semester, but i couldn...
razzle patrolman theater stage
  02/02/06
I guess that'll do it. Do you have any friends now? I'm su...
Vibrant insecure lettuce
  02/02/06
not many. i moved to the city for school and don't really kn...
razzle patrolman theater stage
  02/02/06
join some clubs
Vibrant insecure lettuce
  02/02/06
more like join AdultFriendFinder....he might end up part of ...
rambunctious marvelous office filthpig
  02/02/06
yeah, houston, problem found
buff market pozpig
  02/02/06
Were you sheltered by an overbearing parent(s)? Commuter sch...
emerald shivering gas station
  02/02/06
did you have a father figure in your life?
Cream death wish
  02/02/06
funny you should mention it. my father was an asshole...he u...
razzle patrolman theater stage
  02/02/06
Why are you living in Brooklyn - surely this cannot be helpi...
Autistic pea-brained windowlicker
  02/02/06
it's a pretty hip place, or so it seems. lots of young peopl...
razzle patrolman theater stage
  02/02/06
Its no harder to get laid in Brooklyn. If anything its easi...
Vibrant insecure lettuce
  02/02/06
yeah but its harder to socially meet the people you are arou...
Autistic pea-brained windowlicker
  02/02/06
dating classmates is for suckers.
Vibrant insecure lettuce
  02/02/06
true - but if you are desperate and dont want to try hard, i...
Autistic pea-brained windowlicker
  02/02/06
id say the opposite. the last place a 27 yr old virgin want...
Vibrant insecure lettuce
  02/02/06
fair enough. if you are obviously a virgin, you may not wan...
Autistic pea-brained windowlicker
  02/02/06
exactly, there are 8 million other people within a 10 mile r...
Vibrant insecure lettuce
  02/02/06
...
rambunctious marvelous office filthpig
  02/02/06
that might work. i do have a fair share of tattoos...that wi...
razzle patrolman theater stage
  02/02/06
i bet theyre try hard and off putting
Avocado buck-toothed site antidepressant drug
  02/02/06
Kewl. Do you have the Oriental symbol for "honor"...
Fighting hairraiser garrison
  02/02/06
nice.
Autistic pea-brained windowlicker
  02/02/06
i have a giant tat of the crucifiction on my chest. the cros...
razzle patrolman theater stage
  02/02/06
do you want to design our banner for the ALL UNIVERSITY GAME...
Autistic pea-brained windowlicker
  02/02/06
sure, that might be fun. edit: is there a christian theme...
razzle patrolman theater stage
  02/02/06
are you serious? so you are a christian virgin, but you are...
Autistic pea-brained windowlicker
  02/02/06
you could definitely parlay that into sex with the right gir...
Vibrant insecure lettuce
  02/02/06
If god is merciful, why can't you get laid?
Avocado buck-toothed site antidepressant drug
  02/02/06
ha
High-end diverse sex offender pit
  02/02/06
This is actually a very credited resposne. I might just sta...
Fighting hairraiser garrison
  02/02/06
solution to your problem
High-end diverse sex offender pit
  02/02/06
I've a feeling that not getting laid has to do with the fact...
emerald shivering gas station
  02/02/06
interesting. sort of a chicken/egg thing.
razzle patrolman theater stage
  02/02/06
dulce et decorum est pro patria mori
Fighting hairraiser garrison
  02/02/06
you probably have trouble making meaningful connections with...
emerald shivering gas station
  02/02/06
Have you thought about rape?
Fighting hairraiser garrison
  02/02/06
why dont you come out to bar night?
Autistic pea-brained windowlicker
  02/02/06
because it will amplify his fears of rejection. he should...
High-end diverse sex offender pit
  02/02/06
but if he did I would get him anihilated and much hilarity w...
Autistic pea-brained windowlicker
  02/02/06
...
Contagious Well-lubricated Half-breed
  02/03/06
You've struck me as an ass on the board. Good riddance.
Bearded jew
  02/02/06
nobody cares about you j. not here, not irl; nowhere.
razzle patrolman theater stage
  02/02/06
Well, some one just blew his chance with me.
Bearded jew
  02/02/06
...
razzle patrolman theater stage
  02/02/06
emerald shivering gas station
  02/02/06
To the criticizers in this thread, there are people who wait...
Contagious Well-lubricated Half-breed
  02/02/06
That doesn't appear to be the case with our pal Horace.
Bearded jew
  02/02/06
Yeah, I don't get this vibe either
Chrome alcoholic stock car
  02/02/06
yeah but that sucks for you and your wife.
Autistic pea-brained windowlicker
  02/02/06
Why?
Contagious Well-lubricated Half-breed
  02/02/06
opportunity cost plus bad sex plus guaranteed infidelity.
Vibrant insecure lettuce
  02/02/06
Why would there be an opportunity cost and why do you think ...
Contagious Well-lubricated Half-breed
  02/02/06
lots of foregone sex. human nature and simple curiousity.
Vibrant insecure lettuce
  02/02/06
If you love someone, you won't cheat on the person.
Contagious Well-lubricated Half-breed
  02/02/06
because you will not learn to be good at sex from one person...
Autistic pea-brained windowlicker
  02/02/06
So what
Contagious Well-lubricated Half-breed
  02/02/06
umm a lifetime of good sex >>>>> bad sex.
Autistic pea-brained windowlicker
  02/02/06
It's selfish to have sex with random people.
Contagious Well-lubricated Half-breed
  02/02/06
selfish to who?
Autistic pea-brained windowlicker
  02/02/06
People who do this.
Contagious Well-lubricated Half-breed
  02/02/06
um you cant be selfish if it doesnt involve anyone else.
Autistic pea-brained windowlicker
  02/02/06
Please let this be flame.
thriller home
  02/02/06
thanks for your advice everyone. i'm going to go masturbate ...
razzle patrolman theater stage
  02/02/06
I've got your mom's video too.
Fighting hairraiser garrison
  02/02/06
my mother is dead. ass.
razzle patrolman theater stage
  02/02/06
is that or is that not the greatest signoff to a thread in x...
Disrespectful headpube lodge
  02/02/06
my honesty is refreshing, i know.
razzle patrolman theater stage
  02/02/06
Do NOT just give away your virginity to some sketchy prostit...
Rusted hairless sanctuary
  02/02/06
http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=352068&for...
razzle patrolman theater stage
  02/02/06
animal porn? that made my stomach turn. please at least watc...
Rusted hairless sanctuary
  02/02/06
Do you have any skillz? Bo Staff skillz, Nunchuk Skillz, Com...
rambunctious marvelous office filthpig
  02/02/06
Hi 174
Ultramarine principal's office azn
  02/03/06
www.eharmony.com
doobsian judgmental box office circlehead
  02/03/06
On being late with losing your virginity Horace, :D, T...
180 Transparent House Goal In Life
  02/03/06
...
splenetic mother
  02/04/06
Get a prostitute
deep gay wizard
  02/04/06
http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=352119&mc=...
Contagious Well-lubricated Half-breed
  02/04/06


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Date: February 2nd, 2006 9:39 PM
Author: razzle patrolman theater stage

fucking sad, i know. i've never even gotten to 3rd base, for christ's sake. my life is truly pathetic. i've thought about getting a prostitute, you know, just to break the ice. i bet even a pro wouldn't fuck me though.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=352068&forum_id=2#4979882)





Date: February 2nd, 2006 9:40 PM
Author: buff market pozpig

You probably have crotch rot smell, and, you're right, no whore would sleep with you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=352068&forum_id=2#4979893)





Date: February 2nd, 2006 9:41 PM
Author: razzle patrolman theater stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=352068&forum_id=2#4979902)





Date: February 2nd, 2006 9:44 PM
Author: buff market pozpig

What's so bad about being drunk and have a small abdul-jabaar?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=352068&forum_id=2#4979955)





Date: February 2nd, 2006 9:46 PM
Author: razzle patrolman theater stage

nothing, i guess. i don't feel that bad about it, but i think other people might look down on me. you know, think i'm a loser or something.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=352068&forum_id=2#4979999)





Date: February 2nd, 2006 9:50 PM
Author: buff market pozpig

at least you're not a poors, right?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=352068&forum_id=2#4980065)





Date: February 2nd, 2006 9:41 PM
Author: motley point

So what's the problem?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=352068&forum_id=2#4979900)





Date: February 2nd, 2006 9:41 PM
Author: Autistic pea-brained windowlicker

you are kidding right?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=352068&forum_id=2#4979901)





Date: February 2nd, 2006 9:41 PM
Author: razzle patrolman theater stage

no. i wish i were.

i'm actually a decent looking guy, too.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=352068&forum_id=2#4979906)





Date: February 2nd, 2006 9:42 PM
Author: motley point

are you in law school? do you have a job?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=352068&forum_id=2#4979919)





Date: February 2nd, 2006 9:42 PM
Author: razzle patrolman theater stage

law school.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=352068&forum_id=2#4979926)





Date: February 2nd, 2006 9:44 PM
Author: motley point

Good school?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=352068&forum_id=2#4979950)





Date: February 2nd, 2006 9:44 PM
Author: razzle patrolman theater stage

ask earl

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=352068&forum_id=2#4979957)





Date: February 2nd, 2006 9:46 PM
Author: motley point

Good school earl?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=352068&forum_id=2#4979998)





Date: February 2nd, 2006 9:47 PM
Author: Autistic pea-brained windowlicker

same as me. considered good by those not attending CLS.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=352068&forum_id=2#4980011)





Date: February 2nd, 2006 9:49 PM
Author: motley point

A good looking guy at NYU can't score? Sounds like a confidence problem - just take a couple shots or chug some beers and fake being a badass.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=352068&forum_id=2#4980036)





Date: February 2nd, 2006 9:50 PM
Author: Autistic pea-brained windowlicker

meeting women is not always easy. confidence is a big deal though, for me.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=352068&forum_id=2#4980064)





Date: February 2nd, 2006 9:55 PM
Author: motley point

no, you're right. it's difficult, but women aren't looking for a stud, they're looking for smart, successful and confident.

Horace, you gotta fake some confidence and act successful. And watch some porn for some good instruction.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=352068&forum_id=2#4980146)





Date: February 2nd, 2006 9:44 PM
Author: Autistic pea-brained windowlicker

you should go to bar night. swimming in poon.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=352068&forum_id=2#4979964)





Date: February 2nd, 2006 9:45 PM
Author: razzle patrolman theater stage

really? law school girls are easy?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=352068&forum_id=2#4979983)





Date: February 2nd, 2006 9:47 PM
Author: Autistic pea-brained windowlicker

women in new york are easy as hell. law school women are no different - and if single they are often desperate. hell even if they arent single.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=352068&forum_id=2#4980001)





Date: February 2nd, 2006 9:55 PM
Author: Stubborn laser beams step-uncle's house

Not all law school girls are easy. Even those of us who are single and desperate.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=352068&forum_id=2#4980144)





Date: February 2nd, 2006 9:56 PM
Author: razzle patrolman theater stage

maybe you can help me. you go to nyu, right?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=352068&forum_id=2#4980152)





Date: February 2nd, 2006 9:57 PM
Author: Autistic pea-brained windowlicker

lol.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=352068&forum_id=2#4980163)





Date: February 2nd, 2006 9:59 PM
Author: Stubborn laser beams step-uncle's house

I have 0 girl friends at law school, so probably not much help.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=352068&forum_id=2#4980192)





Date: February 2nd, 2006 10:00 PM
Author: razzle patrolman theater stage

edit: misread

are you single?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=352068&forum_id=2#4980205)





Date: February 2nd, 2006 10:03 PM
Author: Stubborn laser beams step-uncle's house

Yeah.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=352068&forum_id=2#4980250)





Date: February 2nd, 2006 10:08 PM
Author: razzle patrolman theater stage

cool. do you like guys w/lots of ink?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=352068&forum_id=2#4980305)





Date: February 2nd, 2006 10:10 PM
Author: Stubborn laser beams step-uncle's house

Money isn't a consideration for me at all.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=352068&forum_id=2#4980326)





Date: February 2nd, 2006 10:12 PM
Author: Autistic pea-brained windowlicker

he means tattoos. you like tattoos. I will introduce you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=352068&forum_id=2#4980355)





Date: February 2nd, 2006 10:13 PM
Author: Stubborn laser beams step-uncle's house

hahahaha...I don't like tattoos Earl!!!!!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=352068&forum_id=2#4980368)





Date: February 2nd, 2006 10:14 PM
Author: Autistic pea-brained windowlicker

YOU DIDN"T MIND MY MUSHROOM TATTOO ON YOUR FOREHEAD!

ZING!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=352068&forum_id=2#4980378)





Date: February 2nd, 2006 10:15 PM
Author: Stubborn laser beams step-uncle's house

Well, that wasn't permanent.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=352068&forum_id=2#4980395)





Date: February 2nd, 2006 10:17 PM
Author: Contagious Well-lubricated Half-breed

What happened?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=352068&forum_id=2#4980412)





Date: February 2nd, 2006 10:20 PM
Author: Autistic pea-brained windowlicker

you want a diagram?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=352068&forum_id=2#4980437)





Date: February 2nd, 2006 10:20 PM
Author: Contagious Well-lubricated Half-breed

Sure

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=352068&forum_id=2#4980445)





Date: February 2nd, 2006 10:23 PM
Author: Autistic pea-brained windowlicker

(_(_========D :-o

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=352068&forum_id=2#4980474)





Date: February 2nd, 2006 10:24 PM
Author: High-end diverse sex offender pit

(_(_=D :-o

i edited for realism.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=352068&forum_id=2#4980485)





Date: February 2nd, 2006 10:24 PM
Author: Stubborn laser beams step-uncle's house

EARL = PWN3D.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=352068&forum_id=2#4980490)





Date: February 2nd, 2006 10:26 PM
Author: Autistic pea-brained windowlicker

CHINAPWN3D

*sobs*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=352068&forum_id=2#4980515)





Date: February 2nd, 2006 10:26 PM
Author: Contagious Well-lubricated Half-breed

Why?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=352068&forum_id=2#4980519)





Date: February 2nd, 2006 10:27 PM
Author: Stubborn laser beams step-uncle's house

Fotze said he has a small penis :(

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=352068&forum_id=2#4980530)





Date: February 2nd, 2006 10:28 PM
Author: Contagious Well-lubricated Half-breed

You and Earl didn't date, did you?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=352068&forum_id=2#4980545)





Date: February 2nd, 2006 10:30 PM
Author: Stubborn laser beams step-uncle's house

JUST FRIENDS!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=352068&forum_id=2#4980577)





Date: February 2nd, 2006 10:31 PM
Author: Autistic pea-brained windowlicker

friends with anal privileges.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=352068&forum_id=2#4980594)





Date: February 2nd, 2006 10:33 PM
Author: Contagious Well-lubricated Half-breed

Stop it immediately or the police will be after you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=352068&forum_id=2#4980615)





Date: February 2nd, 2006 10:31 PM
Author: Autistic pea-brained windowlicker

no I never took her out on a date.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=352068&forum_id=2#4980602)





Date: February 2nd, 2006 10:22 PM
Author: High-end diverse sex offender pit

===D --> (forehead)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=352068&forum_id=2#4980464)





Date: February 2nd, 2006 10:05 PM
Author: Contagious Well-lubricated Half-breed

DON'T YOU DARE HARASS HER OR YOU WILL GO TO JAIL.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=352068&forum_id=2#4980267)





Date: February 2nd, 2006 10:06 PM
Author: Autistic pea-brained windowlicker

she grabbed my package in october, and I didnt even complain.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=352068&forum_id=2#4980286)





Date: February 2nd, 2006 10:07 PM
Author: Contagious Well-lubricated Half-breed

Horace touched you?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=352068&forum_id=2#4980300)





Date: February 2nd, 2006 10:08 PM
Author: Stubborn laser beams step-uncle's house

???

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=352068&forum_id=2#4980316)





Date: February 2nd, 2006 10:12 PM
Author: Contagious Well-lubricated Half-breed

I'm warning Horace to stay away from you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=352068&forum_id=2#4980361)





Date: February 2nd, 2006 10:14 PM
Author: Stubborn laser beams step-uncle's house

Do I know you?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=352068&forum_id=2#4980375)





Date: February 2nd, 2006 10:16 PM
Author: Contagious Well-lubricated Half-breed

We've talked on this board previously. We discussed Aaron Brooks and your dipshit ex-bf.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=352068&forum_id=2#4980400)





Date: February 2nd, 2006 9:59 PM
Author: Autistic pea-brained windowlicker

what are you doing tonight? Not coming to SBA I guess.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=352068&forum_id=2#4980191)





Date: February 2nd, 2006 10:00 PM
Author: Stubborn laser beams step-uncle's house

I'm done w/ law school functions.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=352068&forum_id=2#4980203)





Date: February 2nd, 2006 10:02 PM
Author: Autistic pea-brained windowlicker

even prom?!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=352068&forum_id=2#4980226)





Date: February 2nd, 2006 10:02 PM
Author: Stubborn laser beams step-uncle's house

Only if I find a super hot date.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=352068&forum_id=2#4980238)





Date: February 2nd, 2006 10:05 PM
Author: Autistic pea-brained windowlicker

want my japanese lady friend to set you up with some rich 30 year olds?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=352068&forum_id=2#4980265)





Date: February 2nd, 2006 10:07 PM
Author: Stubborn laser beams step-uncle's house

I have to get over my younger men fetish :(



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=352068&forum_id=2#4980293)





Date: February 2nd, 2006 10:08 PM
Author: Autistic pea-brained windowlicker

I am 26 now. Too old for you... sigh.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=352068&forum_id=2#4980312)





Date: February 2nd, 2006 10:12 PM
Author: Stubborn laser beams step-uncle's house

Yeah, I like 'em 25 and under :( :( :(

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=352068&forum_id=2#4980351)





Date: February 2nd, 2006 10:13 PM
Author: Contagious Well-lubricated Half-breed

Want to go out with me?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=352068&forum_id=2#4980365)





Date: February 2nd, 2006 10:13 PM
Author: Autistic pea-brained windowlicker

no exceptions... even for the tall ones who like orange fleeces and anal?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=352068&forum_id=2#4980372)





Date: February 2nd, 2006 10:14 PM
Author: Stubborn laser beams step-uncle's house

I was turned on by the orange fleece in class today ;-)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=352068&forum_id=2#4980381)





Date: February 2nd, 2006 10:30 PM
Author: High-end diverse sex offender pit

girls in burnt orange coats do it for me for some reason, even ugly ones. it is strange, and i don't understand it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=352068&forum_id=2#4980567)





Date: February 2nd, 2006 9:44 PM
Author: Cream death wish

Olin?

what was that dood's name...? something like that...Onan?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=352068&forum_id=2#4979969)





Date: February 2nd, 2006 9:47 PM
Author: lascivious tan jewess area

UGLYPWN3D!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=352068&forum_id=2#4980016)





Date: February 2nd, 2006 9:42 PM
Author: Vibrant insecure lettuce

yikes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=352068&forum_id=2#4979916)





Date: February 2nd, 2006 9:43 PM
Author: razzle patrolman theater stage

c'mon, it's not *that* bad, is it? i bet there are lots of guys out there like me. at least i'd like to think so.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=352068&forum_id=2#4979936)





Date: February 2nd, 2006 9:44 PM
Author: Gold up-to-no-good immigrant digit ratio

the man i want to marry is a 27 year old virgin

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=352068&forum_id=2#4979965)





Date: February 2nd, 2006 9:46 PM
Author: razzle patrolman theater stage

we are pretty cool, i must admit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=352068&forum_id=2#4979986)





Date: February 2nd, 2006 9:46 PM
Author: Gold up-to-no-good immigrant digit ratio

i completely adore him.

he's just the most asexual person ive ever met.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=352068&forum_id=2#4979996)





Date: February 2nd, 2006 10:21 PM
Author: Contagious Well-lubricated Half-breed

When did you meet him?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=352068&forum_id=2#4980456)





Date: February 2nd, 2006 9:46 PM
Author: Vibrant insecure lettuce

its got to be less than a few percent of the 27 yr old population. even less if you take the infirm and malformed out of the pool.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=352068&forum_id=2#4979997)





Date: February 2nd, 2006 9:47 PM
Author: razzle patrolman theater stage

oh, is being malformed an excuse? then i'm off the hook! i'm actually missing a finger on my left hand.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=352068&forum_id=2#4980014)





Date: February 2nd, 2006 9:50 PM
Author: Vibrant insecure lettuce

are you Frodo Baggins?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=352068&forum_id=2#4980066)





Date: February 2nd, 2006 9:51 PM
Author: razzle patrolman theater stage

what? no. but i am pretty short.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=352068&forum_id=2#4980077)





Date: February 3rd, 2006 7:11 AM
Author: Contagious Well-lubricated Half-breed

Shorter thsn vir?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=352068&forum_id=2#4983191)





Date: February 3rd, 2006 5:06 PM
Author: Contagious Well-lubricated Half-breed



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=352068&forum_id=2#4987223)





Date: February 2nd, 2006 9:51 PM
Author: Autistic pea-brained windowlicker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=352068&forum_id=2#4980082)





Date: February 2nd, 2006 9:52 PM
Author: razzle patrolman theater stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=352068&forum_id=2#4980097)





Date: February 2nd, 2006 9:52 PM
Author: Autistic pea-brained windowlicker

i will try not to stare at your tits.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=352068&forum_id=2#4980106)





Date: February 2nd, 2006 9:57 PM
Author: razzle patrolman theater stage

it's hard having man tits. the dr says that almost 5% of the male population suffers from estrogen production syndrome.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=352068&forum_id=2#4980166)





Date: February 2nd, 2006 10:00 PM
Author: High-end diverse sex offender pit

are you a fatty?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=352068&forum_id=2#4980202)





Date: February 2nd, 2006 10:01 PM
Author: razzle patrolman theater stage

not fat. i just have some unsightly breast tissue.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=352068&forum_id=2#4980219)





Date: February 2nd, 2006 10:34 PM
Author: Contagious Well-lubricated Half-breed

You want a bro or a manziere?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=352068&forum_id=2#4980626)





Date: February 2nd, 2006 9:44 PM
Author: big theatre scourge upon the earth

if you live anywhere near Washington, DC you should start by going to an asian massage parlor for a happy ending. most of the girls will offer you "girlfriend experience" after you go back once or twice.. no pressure, sex if you want it.

perfect for a virgin like you. they advertise in the washington post sports section every weekday. apparently it's very common for hill staffers to go.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=352068&forum_id=2#4979956)





Date: February 2nd, 2006 9:45 PM
Author: razzle patrolman theater stage

i'm not in dc, but i bet it's only a 4 hour train ride from nyc. maybe i'll take a couple long weekends.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=352068&forum_id=2#4979974)





Date: February 2nd, 2006 9:46 PM
Author: buff market pozpig

Hi, future me.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=352068&forum_id=2#4979990)





Date: February 2nd, 2006 9:47 PM
Author: Avocado buck-toothed site antidepressant drug

What is your main area of problem that's causing this?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=352068&forum_id=2#4980017)





Date: February 2nd, 2006 9:48 PM
Author: razzle patrolman theater stage

what are you, roger luo?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=352068&forum_id=2#4980030)





Date: February 2nd, 2006 9:49 PM
Author: Avocado buck-toothed site antidepressant drug

i think we've discovered it! you're a faggot, unfunny prick.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=352068&forum_id=2#4980048)





Date: February 2nd, 2006 9:50 PM
Author: razzle patrolman theater stage

i would think of all the people here, you would be the most sympathetic.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=352068&forum_id=2#4980069)





Date: February 2nd, 2006 9:52 PM
Author: Avocado buck-toothed site antidepressant drug

i was trying to help, but then you decided to drop an unfunny joke to impress online peepz, which is fucking gay

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=352068&forum_id=2#4980101)





Date: February 2nd, 2006 9:48 PM
Author: Vibrant insecure lettuce

How did you not get laid in college?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=352068&forum_id=2#4980028)





Date: February 2nd, 2006 9:49 PM
Author: razzle patrolman theater stage

well...i went away for school for one semester, but i couldn't handle being away from home so i came back. after that i commuted to a nearby state school, and didn't meet many people.

edit: i'm very shy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=352068&forum_id=2#4980052)





Date: February 2nd, 2006 9:51 PM
Author: Vibrant insecure lettuce

I guess that'll do it. Do you have any friends now? I'm sure they would be happy to set you up with someone.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=352068&forum_id=2#4980086)





Date: February 2nd, 2006 9:53 PM
Author: razzle patrolman theater stage

not many. i moved to the city for school and don't really know anyone here.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=352068&forum_id=2#4980108)





Date: February 2nd, 2006 9:55 PM
Author: Vibrant insecure lettuce

join some clubs

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=352068&forum_id=2#4980139)





Date: February 2nd, 2006 9:57 PM
Author: rambunctious marvelous office filthpig

more like join AdultFriendFinder....he might end up part of a threesome with a 50's couple....but at least he'll get it over with

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=352068&forum_id=2#4980172)





Date: February 2nd, 2006 9:52 PM
Author: buff market pozpig

yeah, houston, problem found

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=352068&forum_id=2#4980091)





Date: February 2nd, 2006 9:52 PM
Author: emerald shivering gas station

Were you sheltered by an overbearing parent(s)? Commuter schools suck.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=352068&forum_id=2#4980102)





Date: February 2nd, 2006 9:53 PM
Author: Cream death wish

did you have a father figure in your life?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=352068&forum_id=2#4980107)





Date: February 2nd, 2006 9:58 PM
Author: razzle patrolman theater stage

funny you should mention it. my father was an asshole...he used to hit my mom and abused her verbally. he left when i was six. good riddance.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=352068&forum_id=2#4980183)





Date: February 2nd, 2006 9:53 PM
Author: Autistic pea-brained windowlicker

Why are you living in Brooklyn - surely this cannot be helping.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=352068&forum_id=2#4980111)





Date: February 2nd, 2006 9:54 PM
Author: razzle patrolman theater stage

it's a pretty hip place, or so it seems. lots of young people. if i ever went out maybe i'd meet some.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=352068&forum_id=2#4980129)





Date: February 2nd, 2006 9:54 PM
Author: Vibrant insecure lettuce

Its no harder to get laid in Brooklyn. If anything its easier.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=352068&forum_id=2#4980132)





Date: February 2nd, 2006 9:55 PM
Author: Autistic pea-brained windowlicker

yeah but its harder to socially meet the people you are around every day - your classmates.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=352068&forum_id=2#4980148)





Date: February 2nd, 2006 9:57 PM
Author: Vibrant insecure lettuce

dating classmates is for suckers.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=352068&forum_id=2#4980173)





Date: February 2nd, 2006 9:58 PM
Author: Autistic pea-brained windowlicker

true - but if you are desperate and dont want to try hard, its perfect.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=352068&forum_id=2#4980182)





Date: February 2nd, 2006 9:59 PM
Author: Vibrant insecure lettuce

id say the opposite. the last place a 27 yr old virgin wants to start trying to meet people is the place he has to go every day. this guy needs the comfort of relative anonymity.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=352068&forum_id=2#4980199)





Date: February 2nd, 2006 10:04 PM
Author: Autistic pea-brained windowlicker

fair enough. if you are obviously a virgin, you may not wanting that to get around.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=352068&forum_id=2#4980251)





Date: February 2nd, 2006 10:08 PM
Author: Vibrant insecure lettuce

exactly, there are 8 million other people within a 10 mile radius of this guy. dont shit where you eat.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=352068&forum_id=2#4980306)





Date: February 2nd, 2006 9:53 PM
Author: rambunctious marvelous office filthpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=352068&forum_id=2#4980116)





Date: February 2nd, 2006 9:55 PM
Author: razzle patrolman theater stage

that might work. i do have a fair share of tattoos...that will help my 'badboy' image i guess.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=352068&forum_id=2#4980143)





Date: February 2nd, 2006 9:56 PM
Author: Avocado buck-toothed site antidepressant drug

i bet theyre try hard and off putting

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=352068&forum_id=2#4980159)





Date: February 2nd, 2006 10:01 PM
Author: Fighting hairraiser garrison

Kewl. Do you have the Oriental symbol for "honor" or some tribal tats? Maybe a sun on your belly button?

I have a tattoo of a robot someone drew on their torts final.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=352068&forum_id=2#4980223)





Date: February 2nd, 2006 10:02 PM
Author: Autistic pea-brained windowlicker

nice.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=352068&forum_id=2#4980235)





Date: February 2nd, 2006 10:07 PM
Author: razzle patrolman theater stage

i have a giant tat of the crucifiction on my chest. the cross is not just two boards, but a tree trunk and a crossbar. the spikes are driven into the forearms where the two bones make a natural holder...see, you can't hang on a cross w/spikes driven through your palms, they'd rip through.

the crown of thorns has driven into the flesh to the bone, and the blood drips down into Christ's matted beard. nothing is muddied up; you can see His face as clear as you can see where the whips came down, the wound in His side, the arms pulled out of the sockets, and the broken legs.

i call it "the Power and the Passion." it's from a drawing of mine.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=352068&forum_id=2#4980297)





Date: February 2nd, 2006 10:09 PM
Author: Autistic pea-brained windowlicker

do you want to design our banner for the ALL UNIVERSITY GAMES?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=352068&forum_id=2#4980323)





Date: February 2nd, 2006 10:12 PM
Author: razzle patrolman theater stage

sure, that might be fun.

edit: is there a christian theme? my art is devoted to my relgion.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=352068&forum_id=2#4980346)





Date: February 2nd, 2006 10:16 PM
Author: Autistic pea-brained windowlicker

are you serious? so you are a christian virgin, but you are willing to go out and get drunk and score some pussy?

You could do a mural of an NYU law student smiting Stern like Gomorrah.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=352068&forum_id=2#4980399)





Date: February 2nd, 2006 10:10 PM
Author: Vibrant insecure lettuce

you could definitely parlay that into sex with the right girl.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=352068&forum_id=2#4980325)





Date: February 2nd, 2006 10:16 PM
Author: Avocado buck-toothed site antidepressant drug

If god is merciful, why can't you get laid?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=352068&forum_id=2#4980398)





Date: February 2nd, 2006 10:17 PM
Author: High-end diverse sex offender pit

ha

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=352068&forum_id=2#4980411)





Date: February 2nd, 2006 10:00 PM
Author: Fighting hairraiser garrison

This is actually a very credited resposne. I might just start saying this anyway. There were a lot of soaps and dramas on thid theme, like The Thornbirds, that women loved.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=352068&forum_id=2#4980201)





Date: February 2nd, 2006 9:56 PM
Author: High-end diverse sex offender pit
Subject: solution to your problem

sapias, vina liques...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=352068&forum_id=2#4980149)





Date: February 2nd, 2006 10:00 PM
Author: emerald shivering gas station

I've a feeling that not getting laid has to do with the fact that you're probably isolated w/ no friends either.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=352068&forum_id=2#4980208)





Date: February 2nd, 2006 10:02 PM
Author: razzle patrolman theater stage

interesting. sort of a chicken/egg thing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=352068&forum_id=2#4980227)





Date: February 2nd, 2006 10:02 PM
Author: Fighting hairraiser garrison

dulce et decorum est pro patria mori

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=352068&forum_id=2#4980236)





Date: February 2nd, 2006 10:12 PM
Author: emerald shivering gas station

you probably have trouble making meaningful connections with people. A problem with establishing rapport. I can actually relate to this, because I was there. I could suggest some books to overvome this, but the basic thing is mirror the other person to create instant rapport. Try to mimic the other person w/o appearing mocking. If the person seems to be a fast talker, speak fast, if the person uses hand gestures, do likewise, if their voice is raspy or low, etc. Socialites do this unconsciously. Communication is 60% physical, 30% tonality, and 10% the actual words. Try to keep that in mind. People will take to you if you do, I guarantee that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=352068&forum_id=2#4980347)





Date: February 2nd, 2006 10:02 PM
Author: Fighting hairraiser garrison

Have you thought about rape?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=352068&forum_id=2#4980230)





Date: February 2nd, 2006 10:04 PM
Author: Autistic pea-brained windowlicker

why dont you come out to bar night?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=352068&forum_id=2#4980255)





Date: February 2nd, 2006 10:06 PM
Author: High-end diverse sex offender pit

because it will amplify his fears of rejection.

he should take a gradual desensitization approach.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=352068&forum_id=2#4980287)





Date: February 2nd, 2006 10:07 PM
Author: Autistic pea-brained windowlicker

but if he did I would get him anihilated and much hilarity would ensue.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=352068&forum_id=2#4980299)





Date: February 3rd, 2006 7:06 PM
Author: Contagious Well-lubricated Half-breed



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=352068&forum_id=2#4988565)





Date: February 2nd, 2006 10:05 PM
Author: Bearded jew

You've struck me as an ass on the board. Good riddance.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=352068&forum_id=2#4980263)





Date: February 2nd, 2006 10:10 PM
Author: razzle patrolman theater stage

nobody cares about you j. not here, not irl; nowhere.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=352068&forum_id=2#4980329)





Date: February 2nd, 2006 10:14 PM
Author: Bearded jew

Well, some one just blew his chance with me.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=352068&forum_id=2#4980380)





Date: February 2nd, 2006 10:16 PM
Author: razzle patrolman theater stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=352068&forum_id=2#4980406)





Date: February 2nd, 2006 10:16 PM
Author: emerald shivering gas station
Subject:

aren't you more interested in video games anyway?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=352068&forum_id=2#4980408)





Date: February 2nd, 2006 10:06 PM
Author: Contagious Well-lubricated Half-breed

To the criticizers in this thread, there are people who wait until marriage.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=352068&forum_id=2#4980289)





Date: February 2nd, 2006 10:09 PM
Author: Bearded jew

That doesn't appear to be the case with our pal Horace.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=352068&forum_id=2#4980318)





Date: February 2nd, 2006 10:11 PM
Author: Chrome alcoholic stock car

Yeah, I don't get this vibe either

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=352068&forum_id=2#4980339)





Date: February 2nd, 2006 10:10 PM
Author: Autistic pea-brained windowlicker

yeah but that sucks for you and your wife.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=352068&forum_id=2#4980330)





Date: February 2nd, 2006 10:14 PM
Author: Contagious Well-lubricated Half-breed

Why?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=352068&forum_id=2#4980377)





Date: February 2nd, 2006 10:16 PM
Author: Vibrant insecure lettuce

opportunity cost plus bad sex plus guaranteed infidelity.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=352068&forum_id=2#4980401)





Date: February 2nd, 2006 10:17 PM
Author: Contagious Well-lubricated Half-breed

Why would there be an opportunity cost and why do you think there'd be infidelity?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=352068&forum_id=2#4980420)





Date: February 2nd, 2006 10:21 PM
Author: Vibrant insecure lettuce

lots of foregone sex.

human nature and simple curiousity.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=352068&forum_id=2#4980457)





Date: February 2nd, 2006 10:24 PM
Author: Contagious Well-lubricated Half-breed

If you love someone, you won't cheat on the person.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=352068&forum_id=2#4980491)





Date: February 2nd, 2006 10:17 PM
Author: Autistic pea-brained windowlicker

because you will not learn to be good at sex from one person.

I dated a girl on and off for 2 years and had sex 200 times and it was never nearly as good as any of the sex I have now.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=352068&forum_id=2#4980417)





Date: February 2nd, 2006 10:20 PM
Author: Contagious Well-lubricated Half-breed

So what

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=352068&forum_id=2#4980438)





Date: February 2nd, 2006 10:21 PM
Author: Autistic pea-brained windowlicker

umm a lifetime of good sex >>>>> bad sex.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=352068&forum_id=2#4980452)





Date: February 2nd, 2006 10:23 PM
Author: Contagious Well-lubricated Half-breed

It's selfish to have sex with random people.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=352068&forum_id=2#4980475)





Date: February 2nd, 2006 10:26 PM
Author: Autistic pea-brained windowlicker

selfish to who?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=352068&forum_id=2#4980522)





Date: February 2nd, 2006 10:28 PM
Author: Contagious Well-lubricated Half-breed

People who do this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=352068&forum_id=2#4980534)





Date: February 2nd, 2006 10:33 PM
Author: Autistic pea-brained windowlicker

um you cant be selfish if it doesnt involve anyone else.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=352068&forum_id=2#4980613)





Date: February 2nd, 2006 10:17 PM
Author: thriller home

Please let this be flame.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=352068&forum_id=2#4980416)





Date: February 2nd, 2006 10:21 PM
Author: razzle patrolman theater stage

thanks for your advice everyone. i'm going to go masturbate to animal porn and go to bed.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=352068&forum_id=2#4980451)





Date: February 2nd, 2006 10:22 PM
Author: Fighting hairraiser garrison

I've got your mom's video too.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=352068&forum_id=2#4980469)





Date: February 2nd, 2006 10:23 PM
Author: razzle patrolman theater stage

my mother is dead. ass.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=352068&forum_id=2#4980477)





Date: February 2nd, 2006 10:23 PM
Author: Disrespectful headpube lodge

is that or is that not the greatest signoff to a thread in xoxo history?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=352068&forum_id=2#4980479)





Date: February 2nd, 2006 10:24 PM
Author: razzle patrolman theater stage

my honesty is refreshing, i know.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=352068&forum_id=2#4980496)





Date: February 2nd, 2006 10:30 PM
Author: Rusted hairless sanctuary

Do NOT just give away your virginity to some sketchy prostitute. That would be a shame, and wouldn't be enjoyable. I'd suggest going out more. There must be tons of bars in NYC. Join a club to get to know people, or grab some friends from law school, any acquaintances you know, and make a social night of it. DO NOT go with the intention of just banging some random chick though. Go for fun & to improve your social skills. The way I see it, you've waited this long, you might as well make it meaningful. And if you don't bang a chick you meet, you'll feel disappointed which will only decrease your confidence. Just go to have fun, meet a few people, etc... keep doing that, and going out to places where you're likely to meet the type of girls you're into (maybe law events if that's your thing.) Just become more social & confident. From that, everything else will follow, trust me.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=352068&forum_id=2#4980574)





Date: February 2nd, 2006 10:32 PM
Author: razzle patrolman theater stage

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=352068&forum_id=2#4980451

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=352068&forum_id=2#4980606)





Date: February 2nd, 2006 10:34 PM
Author: Rusted hairless sanctuary

animal porn? that made my stomach turn. please at least watch real, human porn. maybe this is why you have trouble meeting people, you sick bastard.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=352068&forum_id=2#4980635)





Date: February 2nd, 2006 10:41 PM
Author: rambunctious marvelous office filthpig

Do you have any skillz? Bo Staff skillz, Nunchuk Skillz, Computer hacking skillz? Girls want guys with skillz.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=352068&forum_id=2#4980694)





Date: February 3rd, 2006 8:10 AM
Author: Ultramarine principal's office azn

Hi 174

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=352068&forum_id=2#4983221)





Date: February 3rd, 2006 8:12 AM
Author: doobsian judgmental box office circlehead

www.eharmony.com

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=352068&forum_id=2#4983224)





Date: February 3rd, 2006 7:32 PM
Author: 180 Transparent House Goal In Life

On being late with losing your virginity

Horace, :D,

The morning of Friday has now come and gone. A few questions and requests:

1. When did you begin seriously trying to lose your virginity?

2. Was it not foreseeable that by mega-posting on xoxo and growing into psychotic morons that you were thereby committing yourself to an extensive loserfucker project that would require you to begin trying to lose your virginity before whatever your answer to #1 above is?

3. In our review session before the 4:00 am role call you sermonized about the professional responsibilities of prestigious xoxo poster. Because we would hold such weighty responsibilities in our careers on the internets you said that you would impose similar responsibilities regarding all threads. In particular, you made it clear that you would brook no excuse regarding a ttt post made after the 8 hour time limit. You made it clear that we were responsible for planning ahead and ensuring that the 8 hour time limit would be honored. Do you feel no reciprocal responsibility toward us, your readers and co-posters? A responsibility that extends beyond ex post facto apologies?

4. Please stop saying "I'm so horny". A) The phrase has lost all meaning from constant repetition throughout the entire history of the board. B) Few posters believe you. C) Fewer posters care whether you subjectively impose upon yourself an appropriate level of guilt.

Sincerely, wiener

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=352653&forum_id=2#4988739)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=352068&forum_id=2#4988774)





Date: February 4th, 2006 12:34 AM
Author: splenetic mother
Subject: ...



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=352068&forum_id=2#4991312)





Date: February 4th, 2006 2:44 AM
Author: deep gay wizard
Subject: Get a prostitute

Get a prostitute and don't worry about STDs, that's what I did. Now i'm a straight-up P.I.M.P

I lost my virginity when I was 16 on a high school art trip to the U.K. I was drinking one night with my roommate and he left our hotel room to fuck some other girl that went on the trip. Lonely and drunk, I jumped out the window and took the Underground to Soho, got 100 pounds out of an ATM and asked some random black dude where I can get a hooker. He led me to some cheap room with a skanky big boned women and she took all my money.

She pulled down her panties and pulled down my pants and slipped a condom on. Then I got on top of her and fucked her loose cunt for about 10 minutes till I got tired. Then she asked me for hand relief and I responded with a "huh" Then she pushed me off her and jacked me off till I blew my load in the condom. After that, she kicked me out.

Then I walked out and I got on the wrong Underground subway and got off somewhere. I left the Underground station and walked out to some desserted area of the city. A guy asked me if I wanted to buy some grass and I was like "yuh maybe." Then i changed my mind, but he continued to walk with me asking me how much money I had. Then he put his arm around me and a pen to my neck and said "I don't want to get mean." So I threw my wallet at him, which luckily didn't include my ATM card, just my student ID and some other BS, and I ran around the block and I got lost. Eventually I found another Underground station, but it was barred closed. So I kept running/walking.

I eventually made it to a large street, but it was almostly completely isolated, one car every 10 seconds or so. Finally, I hailed a taxi and asked him about taking me to an ATM and my hotel's district, but he drove off. Then I got another taxi and just told him to goto my hotel's district and told him along the way I didn't have any money and we needed to stop at an ATM somwhere. He got me to an ATM and then to my hotel's district. I found my hotel and walked in the front door, got in my hotel room and passed out.

While the sex was crap and I was drunk, the bottom line is I got the monkey off my back and no STDs.

P.I.M.P

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=352068&forum_id=2#4992002)





Date: February 4th, 2006 1:44 PM
Author: Contagious Well-lubricated Half-breed

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=352119&mc=64&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=352068&forum_id=2#4993189)