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Imagine if "Amadeus" was about a BIGLAW prodigy instead of Mozart
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Date: April 29th, 2017 1:12 AM Author: low-t roommate On the page it looked nothing. The beginning simple, almost comic. Just a greeting, claims and summary. Then suddenly; high above it, a comma, a single comma, hanging there unwavering, till an Italic took over and sweetened it into a phrase of such delight! This was no composition by a performing monkey! This was a motion I'd never seen. Filled with such longing, such unfulfillable longing. It seemed to me that I was hearing the very voice of G-d.
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Date: April 29th, 2017 1:18 AM Author: alcoholic opaque dragon (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3599176&forum_id=2#33189358) |
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Date: April 29th, 2017 1:27 AM Author: Slippery headpube a competent service partner proudly reads his clear and concise bullet outline for a brief
the biglaw prodigy recites it right back and, then, with nary a pause, begins reciting the caption, neatly parrots back the partner's short outline, and goes right on announcing case after case complete with citations from memory in a monotone. The astonishment from summer associates grows as he confidently reels off the entire TOA, followed by the opening statement and twenty minutes of argument, and then the immediate entry of 20 hours' worth of billing and the immediate release of that time
the service partner slinks back to his office and scowls at the menorah |
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Date: April 29th, 2017 1:30 AM Author: low-t roommate *recites the partner's outline*
"The rest is just the same isn't it?"
*Senior Associate gasps in horror*
"This doesn't really work- does it?"
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Date: April 29th, 2017 1:32 AM Author: azure bonkers box office you need to poast moar (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3599176&forum_id=2#33189431) |
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Date: April 29th, 2017 1:33 AM Author: low-t roommate 180 touch on the menorah (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3599176&forum_id=2#33189439) |
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Date: April 29th, 2017 1:37 AM Author: autistic sepia spot Service partner A. Shmuel Zellerson-Coen's life is never the same afterwards. Twenty years later, he is found muttering and cackling maniacally in the hallways of a nursing home in Greenwich, CT. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3599176&forum_id=2#33189463) |
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Date: April 29th, 2017 1:28 AM Author: Indigo crusty ticket booth quadroon (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3599176&forum_id=2#33189404) |
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Date: April 29th, 2017 1:35 AM Author: excitant brindle roast beef boistinker To be fair,
Partner: "My dear young man, don't take it too hard. Your work is ingenious. It's quality work. And there are simply too few hours billed for it, that's all. Just beef up your time entries and it will be perfect." |
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Date: April 29th, 2017 1:52 AM Author: Mint sick fortuitous meteor theatre (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3599176&forum_id=2#33189529) |
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Date: October 15th, 2018 3:55 PM Author: Flatulent aqua newt piazza (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3599176&forum_id=2#37028822) |
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Date: April 29th, 2017 1:44 AM Author: Nighttime filthy hunting ground university "That was not Mozstein laughing, Father. That was God." (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3599176&forum_id=2#33189496) |
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Date: April 29th, 2017 1:46 AM Author: excitant brindle roast beef boistinker To be fair,
*G-d |
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Date: April 29th, 2017 1:47 AM Author: low-t roommate (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3599176&forum_id=2#33189509) |
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Date: April 29th, 2017 1:58 AM Author: Adventurous unhinged lettuce (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3599176&forum_id=2#33189552) |
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Date: April 29th, 2017 2:01 AM Author: Startled Sound Barrier Mad Cow Disease To be fair, most associates end up right where Mozart did: dead, penniless in a mass grave (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3599176&forum_id=2#33189560) |
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Date: April 29th, 2017 3:09 AM Author: razzle-dazzle circlehead school cafeteria (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3599176&forum_id=2#33189693) |
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Date: September 20th, 2017 1:17 PM Author: low-t roommate (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3599176&forum_id=2#34251036) |
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Date: October 15th, 2018 3:49 PM Author: low-t roommate (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3599176&forum_id=2#37028788) |
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Date: October 15th, 2018 4:11 PM Author: out-of-control feces 180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3599176&forum_id=2#37028931) |
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Date: January 13th, 2021 3:17 PM Author: low-t roommate (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3599176&forum_id=2#41746504) |
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Date: July 31st, 2023 1:30 AM Author: Dull ratface nursing home (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3599176&forum_id=2#46610276) |