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Well I'm a cummin' down the road, tryna shoot off my load

I got seven twinks on my mind Four that wanna blow me, Tw...
jet roast beef
  05/14/17
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thriller ebony range trump supporter
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jet roast beef
  05/15/17
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Low-t buff meetinghouse
  05/15/17
180. Adding.
wonderful harsh nursing home
  05/16/17
i can't fucking believe you actually wrote out all the lyric...
sooty stage digit ratio
  05/16/17
are you new here? there is a small but dedicated cadre of I...
stirring massive boltzmann legend
  05/16/17
Sarah Hyland is a LONG time contributor to the IFNB Songbook...
wonderful harsh nursing home
  05/16/17
Forgive my oversight. Any friend of the IFNB Songbook CO...
stirring massive boltzmann legend
  05/16/17
jfc 180
Chest-beating faggot firefighter
  05/16/17
Sitting in office singing this in my head today. Gonna be a ...
jet roast beef
  01/08/18
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wonderful harsh nursing home
  12/01/18
lol'd @ we may never jizz here again
charcoal giraffe locus
  12/01/18
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Cracking telephone laser beams
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Cracking telephone laser beams
  05/15/19
Holy shit, this is a masterpiece
exhilarant office genital piercing
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geriatric center hissy fit
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Date: May 14th, 2017 10:38 PM
Author: jet roast beef

I got seven twinks on my mind

Four that wanna blow me,

Two that open hole me,

One's a turtlebackin' kind

Stim it easy, stim it easy

Don't let the sound of your own splooge

drive you crazy

Stiffen up while you still can

don't even try to understand

Just find a place to make your cock stand

and stim it easy

Well, I'm a liftin' on a corner

in Winslow, Arizona

and such a fine sight to see!

It's a hairless stud, bout to pump my blood

slowin' down to work and twerk my peen.

Come on, baby, don't say maybe

I gotta know if this sweet stud is

gonna save me

We may splooge and we may stim

though we will never jizz here again

so open up, I'm sliding in

so stim it easy

Well I'm cumming down the road tired of shootin' my load, got a world of trouble on my mind.

Not lookin' for a lover, just blow me brother

it's so hard and fine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3614453&forum_id=2#33306146)



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Date: May 14th, 2017 10:40 PM
Author: thriller ebony range trump supporter



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Date: May 15th, 2017 10:23 PM
Author: jet roast beef



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Date: May 15th, 2017 10:24 PM
Author: Low-t buff meetinghouse



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Date: May 16th, 2017 1:18 AM
Author: wonderful harsh nursing home

180. Adding.

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Date: May 16th, 2017 1:37 AM
Author: sooty stage digit ratio

i can't fucking believe you actually wrote out all the lyrics

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Date: May 16th, 2017 1:46 AM
Author: stirring massive boltzmann legend

are you new here? there is a small but dedicated cadre of IFNB bros here who will go to great LENGTHS to pay tribute to the craft through parody songs.

it's a glorious thing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3614453&forum_id=2#33315633)



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Date: May 16th, 2017 2:14 AM
Author: wonderful harsh nursing home

Sarah Hyland is a LONG time contributor to the IFNB Songbook. I imagine this comment is simply one of ADMIRATION.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3614453&forum_id=2#33315750)



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Date: May 16th, 2017 7:45 AM
Author: stirring massive boltzmann legend

Forgive my oversight.

Any friend of the IFNB Songbook COMMANDS my respect.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3614453&forum_id=2#33316180)



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Date: May 16th, 2017 8:01 AM
Author: Chest-beating faggot firefighter

jfc 180

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Date: January 8th, 2018 10:37 AM
Author: jet roast beef

Sitting in office singing this in my head today. Gonna be a productive work day!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3614453&forum_id=2#35108424)



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Date: December 1st, 2018 4:23 PM
Author: wonderful harsh nursing home



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Date: December 1st, 2018 4:25 PM
Author: charcoal giraffe locus

lol'd @ we may never jizz here again

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3614453&forum_id=2#37332858)



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Date: May 15th, 2019 2:25 PM
Author: Cracking telephone laser beams



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Date: May 15th, 2019 2:07 PM
Author: Cracking telephone laser beams



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Date: May 15th, 2019 2:09 PM
Author: exhilarant office genital piercing

Holy shit, this is a masterpiece

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3614453&forum_id=2#38238771)



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Date: May 15th, 2019 2:26 PM
Author: geriatric center hissy fit



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