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Mother of God. The Africans are eating chimps to extinction.

http://www.cnn.com/2006/TECH/science/03/05/bonobo.disappeari...
onyx hall
  03/06/06
at least they stopped having sex with them. too bad they man...
adventurous bossy personal credit line
  03/06/06
This should surprise no one. "In living memory, we h...
Avocado cerebral pervert state
  03/06/06
WTF!!!!!!! ""Some of the victims had their sexu...
Amber supple psychic
  03/06/06
That's like not having to pay for the abortion awesome.
beady-eyed library
  03/06/06
Those are some odd lucky charms. Maybe the pygmies are reall...
Amber supple psychic
  03/06/06
It's like the futurama "human horn" thing, which p...
beady-eyed library
  03/06/06
this lends a little more urgency to "They're after me l...
french giraffe clown
  03/06/06
excellent
Brass hideous background story hunting ground
  03/06/06
cannibalism isn't new there. htfh
beady-eyed library
  03/06/06
Ah, yes, the sexed up chimps. I read about them this morning...
underhanded business firm
  03/06/06
san diego zoo has a great bonobo cage, relatively huge. ...
Smoky electric furnace associate
  03/06/06
I wouldn't call it a cage exactly. More like an enclosed ha...
onyx hall
  03/06/06
They can't help it that chimp meat tastes good. Do you ...
Passionate bat shit crazy mexican
  03/06/06
I certainly would rather have a chimp living in my house tha...
Avocado cerebral pervert state
  03/06/06
I bet the saying there is "everything tastes like pygmi...
startled vermilion wagecucks
  03/06/06
...
Amber supple psychic
  03/06/06
That's twice as fucked up as mine. Bravo EDIT: why'd ...
startled vermilion wagecucks
  03/06/06
Ha, jesus. I saw the headline on another page, but I assum...
Exhilarant Glassy Abode Therapy
  03/06/06
There's some kind of social lesson here. Hippie Bonobos get ...
bonkers gas station
  03/06/06
Bump for the chimps.
Avocado cerebral pervert state
  03/06/06
I really don't understand how a thread demonstrating the fac...
Avocado cerebral pervert state
  03/06/06
Sonic Youth and Strom Thurmond are conspicuously absent.
electric sienna office
  03/06/06
In America, cannibalism is generally an activity that is rel...
Brindle painfully honest temple
  03/06/06
link
Amber supple psychic
  03/06/06
Are you comparing some sort of serial killer to not just one...
Avocado cerebral pervert state
  03/06/06
bonobos are cool
Marvelous copper deer antler
  03/06/06
1) eating animals for sustenance 2) fucking animals for p...
Appetizing Yellow Yarmulke
  03/06/06
These crackers are upset that there are less animals to &quo...
jet medicated multi-billionaire corner
  03/06/06
If you had read the article, you would have read that poache...
Avocado cerebral pervert state
  03/06/06
So you're saying its the whites that eat them in the restaur...
jet medicated multi-billionaire corner
  03/06/06
Not many whites, or blacks for that matter, go to Africa.
Avocado cerebral pervert state
  03/06/06
in other words, this thread is a massive self-pwn4ge. congra...
Appetizing Yellow Yarmulke
  03/06/06
i don't get it. this thread is about africans selling chimps...
Appetizing Yellow Yarmulke
  03/06/06
It can't be about both? Blacks kill and sell chimps to othe...
Avocado cerebral pervert state
  03/06/06
["Our ancestors have been eating bonobos for centuries....
electric sienna office
  03/06/06
In Soviet Russia chimp eats you.
Domesticated plaza
  03/06/06
If God didn't want bonobos eaten to extinction he would not ...
Heady Brilliant Ladyboy Puppy
  03/06/06
strange looking fuckers. see the second pic. http://www....
Rose school cafeteria factory reset button
  03/06/06


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Date: March 6th, 2006 1:28 PM
Author: onyx hall

http://www.cnn.com/2006/TECH/science/03/05/bonobo.disappearing.ap/index.html

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=373860&forum_id=2#5262384)





Date: March 6th, 2006 7:36 PM
Author: adventurous bossy personal credit line

at least they stopped having sex with them. too bad they managed to get the AIDS virus into the general population

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=373860&forum_id=2#5266060)





Date: March 6th, 2006 1:34 PM
Author: Avocado cerebral pervert state

This should surprise no one.

"In living memory, we have seen cruelty, massacres, and genocide, but we have never seen human beings hunted down as though they were game animals," he said.

"Pygmies are being pursued in the forests. People have been eaten. This is nothing more, nothing less, than a crime against humanity."

More than 600,000 pygmies are believed to live in the DR Congo's vast forests, where they survive by hunting and gathering.

Both sides in the war regard them as "subhuman", and some say their flesh can confer magical powers.

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/africa/2933524.stm

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=373860&forum_id=2#5262422)





Date: March 6th, 2006 1:37 PM
Author: Amber supple psychic

WTF!!!!!!!

""Some of the victims had their sexual organs missing after tribal fighters cut them off to use as charms," he said.

Tribal fighters had also been seen wandering around the bush with human organs "draped from their weapons". "

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/africa/2933524.stm

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=373860&forum_id=2#5262441)





Date: March 6th, 2006 1:38 PM
Author: beady-eyed library

That's like not having to pay for the abortion awesome.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=373860&forum_id=2#5262449)





Date: March 6th, 2006 1:41 PM
Author: Amber supple psychic

Those are some odd lucky charms. Maybe the pygmies are really packing and the Congo dudes hope to gain some length

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=373860&forum_id=2#5262479)





Date: March 6th, 2006 1:43 PM
Author: beady-eyed library

It's like the futurama "human horn" thing, which parodied the use of animal genitals as aphrodesiacs. Apparently DR don't have a good sense of satire.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=373860&forum_id=2#5262490)





Date: March 6th, 2006 4:15 PM
Author: french giraffe clown

this lends a little more urgency to "They're after me lucky charms!"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=373860&forum_id=2#5263971)





Date: March 6th, 2006 7:35 PM
Author: Brass hideous background story hunting ground

excellent

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=373860&forum_id=2#5266055)





Date: March 6th, 2006 1:35 PM
Author: beady-eyed library

cannibalism isn't new there.

htfh

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=373860&forum_id=2#5262423)





Date: March 6th, 2006 1:39 PM
Author: underhanded business firm

Ah, yes, the sexed up chimps. I read about them this morning. They have much to teach us about conflict resolution.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=373860&forum_id=2#5262457)





Date: March 6th, 2006 1:42 PM
Author: Smoky electric furnace associate

san diego zoo has a great bonobo cage, relatively huge.

some southern university also has a bonobo program.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=373860&forum_id=2#5262484)





Date: March 6th, 2006 2:17 PM
Author: onyx hall

I wouldn't call it a cage exactly. More like an enclosed habitat.

I saw a couple of bonobos sexing it up right in front of the glass when I visited. Missionary style.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=373860&forum_id=2#5262757)





Date: March 6th, 2006 1:55 PM
Author: Passionate bat shit crazy mexican

They can't help it that chimp meat tastes good.

Do you actually expect them to show some contraint? I think the bonobos may be more civlized than they are.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=373860&forum_id=2#5262616)





Date: March 6th, 2006 2:10 PM
Author: Avocado cerebral pervert state

I certainly would rather have a chimp living in my house than a black person.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=373860&forum_id=2#5262712)





Date: March 6th, 2006 2:12 PM
Author: startled vermilion wagecucks

I bet the saying there is "everything tastes like pygmie."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=373860&forum_id=2#5262725)





Date: March 6th, 2006 2:30 PM
Author: Amber supple psychic



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=373860&forum_id=2#5262854)





Date: March 6th, 2006 2:40 PM
Author: startled vermilion wagecucks

That's twice as fucked up as mine.

Bravo

EDIT: why'd you take it down?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=373860&forum_id=2#5262933)





Date: March 6th, 2006 2:24 PM
Author: Exhilarant Glassy Abode Therapy

Ha, jesus. I saw the headline on another page, but I assumed what was eating them were lions or something.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=373860&forum_id=2#5262818)





Date: March 6th, 2006 2:36 PM
Author: bonkers gas station

There's some kind of social lesson here. Hippie Bonobos get eaten, while red-blooded chimps fuck bitches and rip the nuts off anyone who gets close:

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=144093&mc=107&forum_id=2

I've said this before, but pro-bonobo law has to be lucrative.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=373860&forum_id=2#5262894)





Date: March 6th, 2006 4:10 PM
Author: Avocado cerebral pervert state

Bump for the chimps.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=373860&forum_id=2#5263925)





Date: March 6th, 2006 7:11 PM
Author: Avocado cerebral pervert state

I really don't understand how a thread demonstrating the fact that blacks eat both humans and chimps isn't getting more attention.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=373860&forum_id=2#5265835)





Date: March 6th, 2006 7:13 PM
Author: electric sienna office

Sonic Youth and Strom Thurmond are conspicuously absent.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=373860&forum_id=2#5265859)





Date: March 6th, 2006 7:18 PM
Author: Brindle painfully honest temple

In America, cannibalism is generally an activity that is relegated to whites.... So, since you live in America, you should probably focus on the white cannibals here since they often eat their own kind....

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=373860&forum_id=2#5265907)





Date: March 6th, 2006 7:37 PM
Author: Amber supple psychic

link



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=373860&forum_id=2#5266075)





Date: March 6th, 2006 7:46 PM
Author: Avocado cerebral pervert state

Are you comparing some sort of serial killer to not just one African army, but also its opponent? Is this sort of nig logic why the black LSAT average is 140?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=373860&forum_id=2#5266143)





Date: March 6th, 2006 7:15 PM
Author: Marvelous copper deer antler

bonobos are cool

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=373860&forum_id=2#5265876)





Date: March 6th, 2006 7:38 PM
Author: Appetizing Yellow Yarmulke

1) eating animals for sustenance

2) fucking animals for pleasure

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=373860&forum_id=2#5266083)





Date: March 6th, 2006 7:41 PM
Author: jet medicated multi-billionaire corner

These crackers are upset that there are less animals to "score" with.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=373860&forum_id=2#5266106)





Date: March 6th, 2006 7:47 PM
Author: Avocado cerebral pervert state

If you had read the article, you would have read that poachers are selling the chimps, not eating them to survive. Also, what is your view on the African cannibalism?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=373860&forum_id=2#5266156)





Date: March 6th, 2006 7:51 PM
Author: jet medicated multi-billionaire corner

So you're saying its the whites that eat them in the restaurants in the city?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=373860&forum_id=2#5266221)





Date: March 6th, 2006 7:58 PM
Author: Avocado cerebral pervert state

Not many whites, or blacks for that matter, go to Africa.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=373860&forum_id=2#5266278)





Date: March 6th, 2006 8:00 PM
Author: Appetizing Yellow Yarmulke

in other words, this thread is a massive self-pwn4ge. congrats, whites. HAHHAHAHAHA

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=373860&forum_id=2#5266299)





Date: March 6th, 2006 7:52 PM
Author: Appetizing Yellow Yarmulke

i don't get it. this thread is about africans selling chimps, and not about africans eating chimps to extinction?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=373860&forum_id=2#5266233)





Date: March 6th, 2006 7:59 PM
Author: Avocado cerebral pervert state

It can't be about both? Blacks kill and sell chimps to other blacks who eat them, which in turn puts the chimps in danger of extinction. Black logic -> 140 LSAT. So sorry, chinky.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=373860&forum_id=2#5266291)





Date: March 6th, 2006 7:53 PM
Author: electric sienna office

["Our ancestors have been eating bonobos for centuries. How could they disappear?" Ipaka said.]

Is that black logic?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=373860&forum_id=2#5266244)





Date: March 6th, 2006 7:49 PM
Author: Domesticated plaza

In Soviet Russia chimp eats you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=373860&forum_id=2#5266201)





Date: March 6th, 2006 7:55 PM
Author: Heady Brilliant Ladyboy Puppy

If God didn't want bonobos eaten to extinction he would not have made them out of meat and placed them in a starving continent. QED.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=373860&forum_id=2#5266253)





Date: March 6th, 2006 8:08 PM
Author: Rose school cafeteria factory reset button

strange looking fuckers. see the second pic.

http://www.paniscus.net/immag1.htm

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=373860&forum_id=2#5266342)