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Mother of God. The Africans are eating chimps to extinction.

http://www.cnn.com/2006/TECH/science/03/05/bonobo.disappeari...
Vivacious thirsty gunner stag film
  03/06/06
at least they stopped having sex with them. too bad they man...
useless rough-skinned goal in life
  03/06/06
This should surprise no one. "In living memory, we h...
Rose vigorous resort
  03/06/06
WTF!!!!!!! ""Some of the victims had their sexu...
Concupiscible claret philosopher-king
  03/06/06
That's like not having to pay for the abortion awesome.
orange judgmental area
  03/06/06
Those are some odd lucky charms. Maybe the pygmies are reall...
Concupiscible claret philosopher-king
  03/06/06
It's like the futurama "human horn" thing, which p...
orange judgmental area
  03/06/06
this lends a little more urgency to "They're after me l...
bipolar field private investor
  03/06/06
excellent
silver marvelous set
  03/06/06
cannibalism isn't new there. htfh
orange judgmental area
  03/06/06
Ah, yes, the sexed up chimps. I read about them this morning...
Cream laser beams
  03/06/06
san diego zoo has a great bonobo cage, relatively huge. ...
Jet-lagged Fanboi
  03/06/06
I wouldn't call it a cage exactly. More like an enclosed ha...
Vivacious thirsty gunner stag film
  03/06/06
They can't help it that chimp meat tastes good. Do you ...
hairraiser insanely creepy menage legend
  03/06/06
I certainly would rather have a chimp living in my house tha...
Rose vigorous resort
  03/06/06
I bet the saying there is "everything tastes like pygmi...
Honey-headed School Striped Hyena
  03/06/06
...
Concupiscible claret philosopher-king
  03/06/06
That's twice as fucked up as mine. Bravo EDIT: why'd ...
Honey-headed School Striped Hyena
  03/06/06
Ha, jesus. I saw the headline on another page, but I assum...
olive associate
  03/06/06
There's some kind of social lesson here. Hippie Bonobos get ...
Tan whorehouse
  03/06/06
Bump for the chimps.
Rose vigorous resort
  03/06/06
I really don't understand how a thread demonstrating the fac...
Rose vigorous resort
  03/06/06
Sonic Youth and Strom Thurmond are conspicuously absent.
glittery boistinker
  03/06/06
In America, cannibalism is generally an activity that is rel...
fragrant becky church
  03/06/06
link
Concupiscible claret philosopher-king
  03/06/06
Are you comparing some sort of serial killer to not just one...
Rose vigorous resort
  03/06/06
bonobos are cool
walnut mad-dog skullcap base
  03/06/06
1) eating animals for sustenance 2) fucking animals for p...
Sticky self-absorbed crotch
  03/06/06
These crackers are upset that there are less animals to &quo...
contagious kitchen double fault
  03/06/06
If you had read the article, you would have read that poache...
Rose vigorous resort
  03/06/06
So you're saying its the whites that eat them in the restaur...
contagious kitchen double fault
  03/06/06
Not many whites, or blacks for that matter, go to Africa.
Rose vigorous resort
  03/06/06
in other words, this thread is a massive self-pwn4ge. congra...
Sticky self-absorbed crotch
  03/06/06
i don't get it. this thread is about africans selling chimps...
Sticky self-absorbed crotch
  03/06/06
It can't be about both? Blacks kill and sell chimps to othe...
Rose vigorous resort
  03/06/06
["Our ancestors have been eating bonobos for centuries....
glittery boistinker
  03/06/06
In Soviet Russia chimp eats you.
Unholy boiling water sneaky criminal
  03/06/06
If God didn't want bonobos eaten to extinction he would not ...
Provocative cruel-hearted space fortuitous meteor
  03/06/06
strange looking fuckers. see the second pic. http://www....
Dead bat-shit-crazy coffee pot cuck
  03/06/06


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Date: March 6th, 2006 1:28 PM
Author: Vivacious thirsty gunner stag film

http://www.cnn.com/2006/TECH/science/03/05/bonobo.disappearing.ap/index.html

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=373860&forum_id=2#5262384)





Date: March 6th, 2006 7:36 PM
Author: useless rough-skinned goal in life

at least they stopped having sex with them. too bad they managed to get the AIDS virus into the general population

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=373860&forum_id=2#5266060)





Date: March 6th, 2006 1:34 PM
Author: Rose vigorous resort

This should surprise no one.

"In living memory, we have seen cruelty, massacres, and genocide, but we have never seen human beings hunted down as though they were game animals," he said.

"Pygmies are being pursued in the forests. People have been eaten. This is nothing more, nothing less, than a crime against humanity."

More than 600,000 pygmies are believed to live in the DR Congo's vast forests, where they survive by hunting and gathering.

Both sides in the war regard them as "subhuman", and some say their flesh can confer magical powers.

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/africa/2933524.stm

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=373860&forum_id=2#5262422)





Date: March 6th, 2006 1:37 PM
Author: Concupiscible claret philosopher-king

WTF!!!!!!!

""Some of the victims had their sexual organs missing after tribal fighters cut them off to use as charms," he said.

Tribal fighters had also been seen wandering around the bush with human organs "draped from their weapons". "

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/africa/2933524.stm

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=373860&forum_id=2#5262441)





Date: March 6th, 2006 1:38 PM
Author: orange judgmental area

That's like not having to pay for the abortion awesome.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=373860&forum_id=2#5262449)





Date: March 6th, 2006 1:41 PM
Author: Concupiscible claret philosopher-king

Those are some odd lucky charms. Maybe the pygmies are really packing and the Congo dudes hope to gain some length

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=373860&forum_id=2#5262479)





Date: March 6th, 2006 1:43 PM
Author: orange judgmental area

It's like the futurama "human horn" thing, which parodied the use of animal genitals as aphrodesiacs. Apparently DR don't have a good sense of satire.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=373860&forum_id=2#5262490)





Date: March 6th, 2006 4:15 PM
Author: bipolar field private investor

this lends a little more urgency to "They're after me lucky charms!"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=373860&forum_id=2#5263971)





Date: March 6th, 2006 7:35 PM
Author: silver marvelous set

excellent

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=373860&forum_id=2#5266055)





Date: March 6th, 2006 1:35 PM
Author: orange judgmental area

cannibalism isn't new there.

htfh

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=373860&forum_id=2#5262423)





Date: March 6th, 2006 1:39 PM
Author: Cream laser beams

Ah, yes, the sexed up chimps. I read about them this morning. They have much to teach us about conflict resolution.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=373860&forum_id=2#5262457)





Date: March 6th, 2006 1:42 PM
Author: Jet-lagged Fanboi

san diego zoo has a great bonobo cage, relatively huge.

some southern university also has a bonobo program.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=373860&forum_id=2#5262484)





Date: March 6th, 2006 2:17 PM
Author: Vivacious thirsty gunner stag film

I wouldn't call it a cage exactly. More like an enclosed habitat.

I saw a couple of bonobos sexing it up right in front of the glass when I visited. Missionary style.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=373860&forum_id=2#5262757)





Date: March 6th, 2006 1:55 PM
Author: hairraiser insanely creepy menage legend

They can't help it that chimp meat tastes good.

Do you actually expect them to show some contraint? I think the bonobos may be more civlized than they are.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=373860&forum_id=2#5262616)





Date: March 6th, 2006 2:10 PM
Author: Rose vigorous resort

I certainly would rather have a chimp living in my house than a black person.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=373860&forum_id=2#5262712)





Date: March 6th, 2006 2:12 PM
Author: Honey-headed School Striped Hyena

I bet the saying there is "everything tastes like pygmie."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=373860&forum_id=2#5262725)





Date: March 6th, 2006 2:30 PM
Author: Concupiscible claret philosopher-king



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=373860&forum_id=2#5262854)





Date: March 6th, 2006 2:40 PM
Author: Honey-headed School Striped Hyena

That's twice as fucked up as mine.

Bravo

EDIT: why'd you take it down?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=373860&forum_id=2#5262933)





Date: March 6th, 2006 2:24 PM
Author: olive associate

Ha, jesus. I saw the headline on another page, but I assumed what was eating them were lions or something.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=373860&forum_id=2#5262818)





Date: March 6th, 2006 2:36 PM
Author: Tan whorehouse

There's some kind of social lesson here. Hippie Bonobos get eaten, while red-blooded chimps fuck bitches and rip the nuts off anyone who gets close:

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=144093&mc=107&forum_id=2

I've said this before, but pro-bonobo law has to be lucrative.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=373860&forum_id=2#5262894)





Date: March 6th, 2006 4:10 PM
Author: Rose vigorous resort

Bump for the chimps.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=373860&forum_id=2#5263925)





Date: March 6th, 2006 7:11 PM
Author: Rose vigorous resort

I really don't understand how a thread demonstrating the fact that blacks eat both humans and chimps isn't getting more attention.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=373860&forum_id=2#5265835)





Date: March 6th, 2006 7:13 PM
Author: glittery boistinker

Sonic Youth and Strom Thurmond are conspicuously absent.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=373860&forum_id=2#5265859)





Date: March 6th, 2006 7:18 PM
Author: fragrant becky church

In America, cannibalism is generally an activity that is relegated to whites.... So, since you live in America, you should probably focus on the white cannibals here since they often eat their own kind....

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=373860&forum_id=2#5265907)





Date: March 6th, 2006 7:37 PM
Author: Concupiscible claret philosopher-king

link



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=373860&forum_id=2#5266075)





Date: March 6th, 2006 7:46 PM
Author: Rose vigorous resort

Are you comparing some sort of serial killer to not just one African army, but also its opponent? Is this sort of nig logic why the black LSAT average is 140?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=373860&forum_id=2#5266143)





Date: March 6th, 2006 7:15 PM
Author: walnut mad-dog skullcap base

bonobos are cool

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=373860&forum_id=2#5265876)





Date: March 6th, 2006 7:38 PM
Author: Sticky self-absorbed crotch

1) eating animals for sustenance

2) fucking animals for pleasure

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=373860&forum_id=2#5266083)





Date: March 6th, 2006 7:41 PM
Author: contagious kitchen double fault

These crackers are upset that there are less animals to "score" with.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=373860&forum_id=2#5266106)





Date: March 6th, 2006 7:47 PM
Author: Rose vigorous resort

If you had read the article, you would have read that poachers are selling the chimps, not eating them to survive. Also, what is your view on the African cannibalism?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=373860&forum_id=2#5266156)





Date: March 6th, 2006 7:51 PM
Author: contagious kitchen double fault

So you're saying its the whites that eat them in the restaurants in the city?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=373860&forum_id=2#5266221)





Date: March 6th, 2006 7:58 PM
Author: Rose vigorous resort

Not many whites, or blacks for that matter, go to Africa.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=373860&forum_id=2#5266278)





Date: March 6th, 2006 8:00 PM
Author: Sticky self-absorbed crotch

in other words, this thread is a massive self-pwn4ge. congrats, whites. HAHHAHAHAHA

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=373860&forum_id=2#5266299)





Date: March 6th, 2006 7:52 PM
Author: Sticky self-absorbed crotch

i don't get it. this thread is about africans selling chimps, and not about africans eating chimps to extinction?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=373860&forum_id=2#5266233)





Date: March 6th, 2006 7:59 PM
Author: Rose vigorous resort

It can't be about both? Blacks kill and sell chimps to other blacks who eat them, which in turn puts the chimps in danger of extinction. Black logic -> 140 LSAT. So sorry, chinky.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=373860&forum_id=2#5266291)





Date: March 6th, 2006 7:53 PM
Author: glittery boistinker

["Our ancestors have been eating bonobos for centuries. How could they disappear?" Ipaka said.]

Is that black logic?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=373860&forum_id=2#5266244)





Date: March 6th, 2006 7:49 PM
Author: Unholy boiling water sneaky criminal

In Soviet Russia chimp eats you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=373860&forum_id=2#5266201)





Date: March 6th, 2006 7:55 PM
Author: Provocative cruel-hearted space fortuitous meteor

If God didn't want bonobos eaten to extinction he would not have made them out of meat and placed them in a starving continent. QED.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=373860&forum_id=2#5266253)





Date: March 6th, 2006 8:08 PM
Author: Dead bat-shit-crazy coffee pot cuck

strange looking fuckers. see the second pic.

http://www.paniscus.net/immag1.htm

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=373860&forum_id=2#5266342)