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tired meme that needs to go away: evan39 is a biglaw partner

it was funny once and still yields the VERY occasional 180, ...
Yellow nibblets
  11/03/17
No kidding. I preferred the hedge fund/CEO stuff myself.
very tactful range knife
  11/03/17
http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=506746&forum...
slippery corner
  11/03/17
We've been over that several times.
very tactful range knife
  11/03/17
http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=713261&forum...
slippery corner
  11/03/17
Now you're just trying to hurt my feelings.
very tactful range knife
  11/03/17
Bro I'm a shitlawyer making 90k can you hook me up with your...
slippery corner
  11/03/17
That's when I was studying for the LSAT and thought I was go...
very tactful range knife
  11/03/17
Do these ties still exist? Have you ever thought about bein...
slippery corner
  11/03/17
In retrospect, I had no ties and was just an ambitious kid. ...
very tactful range knife
  11/03/17
Nothing is sexier than a frumpy law shrew
slippery corner
  11/03/17
Arent the credentials for paralegal to have a pulse?
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  02/04/21
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Mewling elastic band
  11/03/17
CSLG makes it seem so easy. His office was so minimalistic....
slippery corner
  11/03/17
...
Mewling elastic band
  11/03/17
Florida v. Nuffin
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  11/03/17
If I went solo I'd use my second bedroom (empty) as my offic...
slippery corner
  11/03/17
FYI tips@nsa.gov is a different font.
Sticky roommate sanctuary
  11/09/17
I was reading this thread and came to make the exact same co...
Sticky roommate sanctuary
  12/16/17
Feel like the real evan39 gave his account to community many...
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  11/04/17
Cr if by gave his account to community you mean murdered and...
free-loading national hissy fit
  12/16/17
Cr
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Swashbuckling Goyim Stain
  11/03/17
I might seriously go to law school and become Seattle's answ...
very tactful range knife
  11/03/17
u can maek it!
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slippery corner
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sooty jap
  11/03/17
You should go into BIG FOOD AND DRUG LITIGATION and expose t...
walnut hyperventilating haunted graveyard
  11/03/17
Odd reverse-flame flame.
duck-like khaki party of the first part public bath
  11/03/17
He's a marine biologist, actually
glassy medicated tank
  11/03/17
"Is anyone here a marine biologist?"
very tactful range knife
  11/03/17
"U.S. Marine Corps Biologist and Anatomy Inspector, Dr....
low-t ocher heaven potus
  11/09/17
Drop those pants chad hehe
very tactful range knife
  11/09/17
im not sure how this meme even got started. what does xo thi...
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  11/03/17
Meme?
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  11/03/17
(faggot)
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  11/04/17
Cr it needs a to go
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  11/03/17
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  11/09/17
no true, honest and faithful poster, really believes this. ...
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very tactful range knife
  11/09/17
(guy angry that the new renovations on Evan39's beachfront h...
naked wrinkle
  11/09/17
great post queer
Yellow nibblets
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Yellow nibblets
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it was funny when he was the ONLY prole trash on a board of ...
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r u implying he's "of counsel"?
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  02/03/24
How dare you
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Date: November 3rd, 2017 12:56 AM
Author: Yellow nibblets

it was funny once and still yields the VERY occasional 180, but lazily replying to evan with “hyuck hyuck, how did you find time to write that between client meetings?” and such is a sure sign of a trash poaster trying way too hard.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3784034&forum_id=2#34593499)



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Date: November 3rd, 2017 12:57 AM
Author: very tactful range knife

No kidding. I preferred the hedge fund/CEO stuff myself.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3784034&forum_id=2#34593505)



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Date: November 3rd, 2017 12:58 AM
Author: slippery corner

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=506746&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3784034&forum_id=2#34593506)



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Date: November 3rd, 2017 12:58 AM
Author: very tactful range knife

We've been over that several times.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3784034&forum_id=2#34593511)



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Date: November 3rd, 2017 1:01 AM
Author: slippery corner

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=713261&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3784034&forum_id=2#34593514)



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Date: November 3rd, 2017 1:01 AM
Author: very tactful range knife

Now you're just trying to hurt my feelings.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3784034&forum_id=2#34593516)



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Date: November 3rd, 2017 1:02 AM
Author: slippery corner

Bro I'm a shitlawyer making 90k can you hook me up with your ties

Date: December 18th, 2008 2:47 AM

Author: evan39

I have incredible ties to several attractive secondary markets on the west coast. LOL @ the losers who follow the herd to NYC with no chance of making partner.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3784034&forum_id=2#34593517)



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Date: November 3rd, 2017 1:03 AM
Author: very tactful range knife

That's when I was studying for the LSAT and thought I was going to be hot shit. Fate had other plans.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3784034&forum_id=2#34593522)



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Date: November 3rd, 2017 1:04 AM
Author: slippery corner

Do these ties still exist? Have you ever thought about being a paralegal

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3784034&forum_id=2#34593525)



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Date: November 3rd, 2017 1:05 AM
Author: very tactful range knife

In retrospect, I had no ties and was just an ambitious kid. I've considered paralegal but don't have the credentials and have no desire to get them. I don't want to deal with shrews, either.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3784034&forum_id=2#34593528)



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Date: November 3rd, 2017 1:05 AM
Author: slippery corner

Nothing is sexier than a frumpy law shrew

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3784034&forum_id=2#34593533)



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Date: February 4th, 2021 8:59 AM
Author: Navy international law enforcement agency doctorate

Arent the credentials for paralegal to have a pulse?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3784034&forum_id=2#41883915)



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Date: November 3rd, 2017 1:05 AM
Author: Mewling elastic band



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3784034&forum_id=2#34593532)



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Date: November 3rd, 2017 1:09 AM
Author: slippery corner

CSLG makes it seem so easy. His office was so minimalistic. Looks like a room two guys would play overwatch in. The office was completely paperless. I go into my office and have 35 stacks of discovery to do.

He doesn't advertise at all. He had five new cases on Tuesday alone.

I really want to go solo but I have a ton of expenses and a wife and only 10k in the bank. Sad!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3784034&forum_id=2#34593545)



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Date: November 3rd, 2017 1:18 AM
Author: Mewling elastic band



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3784034&forum_id=2#34593584)



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Date: November 3rd, 2017 1:19 AM
Author: duck-like khaki party of the first part public bath

Florida v. Nuffin

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3784034&forum_id=2#34593590)



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Date: November 3rd, 2017 1:22 AM
Author: slippery corner

If I went solo I'd use my second bedroom (empty) as my office. I'm up to discuss anything. I heard rumors one of the big name PI firms (big marketers) started by being funded by a paralegal who then immediately became partner once he passed the bar

Did tinychat happen last weekend?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3784034&forum_id=2#34593599)



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Date: November 9th, 2017 4:46 AM
Author: Sticky roommate sanctuary

FYI tips@nsa.gov is a different font.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3784034&forum_id=2#34641221)



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Date: December 16th, 2017 7:11 AM
Author: Sticky roommate sanctuary

I was reading this thread and came to make the exact same comment again. Biglaw training!!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3784034&forum_id=2#34933569)



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Date: November 4th, 2017 12:54 AM
Author: lavender bisexual garrison

Feel like the real evan39 gave his account to community many years ago

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3784034&forum_id=2#34600849)



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Date: December 16th, 2017 7:09 AM
Author: free-loading national hissy fit

Cr if by gave his account to community you mean murdered and stored a la Norma Bates

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3784034&forum_id=2#34933564)



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Date: November 3rd, 2017 3:11 AM
Author: kink-friendly curious really tough guy trump supporter

Cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3784034&forum_id=2#34593986)



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Date: November 3rd, 2017 1:07 AM
Author: Swashbuckling Goyim Stain



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3784034&forum_id=2#34593539)



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Date: November 3rd, 2017 1:09 AM
Author: very tactful range knife

I might seriously go to law school and become Seattle's answer to Saul Goodman. Don't crash your car if you see huge billboards with EVAN GOLDSTEIN ATTORNEY AT LAW on I-5 in a few years.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3784034&forum_id=2#34593549)



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Date: November 3rd, 2017 1:14 AM
Author: vibrant spot liquid oxygen

u can maek it!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3784034&forum_id=2#34593567)



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Date: November 3rd, 2017 1:16 AM
Author: slippery corner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3784034&forum_id=2#34593574)



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Date: November 3rd, 2017 1:41 AM
Author: Abnormal pungent meetinghouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3784034&forum_id=2#34593663)



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Date: November 3rd, 2017 1:44 AM
Author: Dashing Peach Famous Landscape Painting



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3784034&forum_id=2#34593683)



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Date: November 3rd, 2017 1:49 AM
Author: sooty jap



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3784034&forum_id=2#34593717)



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Date: November 3rd, 2017 3:59 AM
Author: walnut hyperventilating haunted graveyard

You should go into BIG FOOD AND DRUG LITIGATION and expose the "use by" date fraud

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3784034&forum_id=2#34594086)



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Date: November 3rd, 2017 1:17 AM
Author: duck-like khaki party of the first part public bath

Odd reverse-flame flame.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3784034&forum_id=2#34593579)



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Date: November 3rd, 2017 1:19 AM
Author: glassy medicated tank

He's a marine biologist, actually

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3784034&forum_id=2#34593588)



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Date: November 3rd, 2017 1:21 AM
Author: very tactful range knife

"Is anyone here a marine biologist?"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3784034&forum_id=2#34593597)



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Date: November 9th, 2017 1:57 AM
Author: low-t ocher heaven potus

"U.S. Marine Corps Biologist and Anatomy Inspector, Dr. Evan Goldstein"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3784034&forum_id=2#34640802)



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Date: November 9th, 2017 1:59 AM
Author: very tactful range knife

Drop those pants chad hehe

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3784034&forum_id=2#34640810)



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Date: November 3rd, 2017 1:58 AM
Author: Transparent heady parlour mexican

im not sure how this meme even got started. what does xo think happens to lib arts grads from prole families?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3784034&forum_id=2#34593764)



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Date: November 3rd, 2017 3:16 AM
Author: Burgundy cumskin tanning salon

Meme?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3784034&forum_id=2#34593996)



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Date: November 4th, 2017 12:48 AM
Author: Buck-toothed lilac electric furnace

(faggot)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3784034&forum_id=2#34600829)



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Date: November 3rd, 2017 3:52 AM
Author: idiotic scarlet pistol filthpig

Cr it needs a to go

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3784034&forum_id=2#34594071)



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Date: November 9th, 2017 1:24 AM
Author: fragrant chocolate useless brakes space



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3784034&forum_id=2#34640641)



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Date: November 9th, 2017 1:26 AM
Author: Federal Citrine Abode

no true, honest and faithful poster, really believes this.

we know evan is a grocer.

evan is a grocer.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3784034&forum_id=2#34640650)



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Date: November 9th, 2017 1:41 AM
Author: very tactful range knife



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3784034&forum_id=2#34640727)



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Date: November 9th, 2017 5:35 AM
Author: naked wrinkle

(guy angry that the new renovations on Evan39's beachfront home in Southhampton now COMPLETELY block his view of the ocean)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3784034&forum_id=2#34641260)



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Date: July 5th, 2018 2:36 AM
Author: Yellow nibblets

great post queer

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3784034&forum_id=2#36366489)



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Date: December 16th, 2017 5:44 AM
Author: Jet parlor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3784034&forum_id=2#34933389)



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Date: May 7th, 2018 6:29 AM
Author: violent house



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3784034&forum_id=2#35997081)



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Date: January 7th, 2019 7:12 AM
Author: Yellow nibblets



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3784034&forum_id=2#37542445)



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Date: January 16th, 2019 10:08 AM
Author: racy shimmering address national security agency



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3784034&forum_id=2#37601634)



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Date: January 16th, 2019 10:11 AM
Author: gold arrogant ratface lay

it was funny when he was the ONLY prole trash on a board of lawyers and scholars, but now...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3784034&forum_id=2#37601654)



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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3784034&forum_id=2#38246823)



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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3784034&forum_id=2#38498467)



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Date: December 3rd, 2020 4:50 AM
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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3784034&forum_id=2#41477575)



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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3784034&forum_id=2#41477577)



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Date: February 3rd, 2024 10:00 PM
Author: Flushed vivacious church

r u implying he's "of counsel"?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3784034&forum_id=2#47363705)



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Date: February 3rd, 2024 10:01 PM
Author: very tactful range knife

How dare you

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3784034&forum_id=2#47363713)