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tired meme that needs to go away: evan39 is a biglaw partner

it was funny once and still yields the VERY occasional 180, ...
buck-toothed saffron old irish cottage toaster
  11/03/17
No kidding. I preferred the hedge fund/CEO stuff myself.
salmon space mexican
  11/03/17
http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=506746&forum...
Nubile school useless brakes
  11/03/17
We've been over that several times.
salmon space mexican
  11/03/17
http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=713261&forum...
Nubile school useless brakes
  11/03/17
Now you're just trying to hurt my feelings.
salmon space mexican
  11/03/17
Bro I'm a shitlawyer making 90k can you hook me up with your...
Nubile school useless brakes
  11/03/17
That's when I was studying for the LSAT and thought I was go...
salmon space mexican
  11/03/17
Do these ties still exist? Have you ever thought about bein...
Nubile school useless brakes
  11/03/17
In retrospect, I had no ties and was just an ambitious kid. ...
salmon space mexican
  11/03/17
Nothing is sexier than a frumpy law shrew
Nubile school useless brakes
  11/03/17
Arent the credentials for paralegal to have a pulse?
Sick magical gaping
  02/04/21
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  11/03/17
CSLG makes it seem so easy. His office was so minimalistic....
Nubile school useless brakes
  11/03/17
...
High-end field factory reset button
  11/03/17
Florida v. Nuffin
Passionate principal's office candlestick maker
  11/03/17
If I went solo I'd use my second bedroom (empty) as my offic...
Nubile school useless brakes
  11/03/17
FYI tips@nsa.gov is a different font.
Canary casino goyim
  11/09/17
I was reading this thread and came to make the exact same co...
Canary casino goyim
  12/16/17
Feel like the real evan39 gave his account to community many...
Spectacular Point Corn Cake
  11/04/17
Cr if by gave his account to community you mean murdered and...
violent arousing police squad
  12/16/17
Cr
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  11/03/17
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Fragrant forum
  11/03/17
I might seriously go to law school and become Seattle's answ...
salmon space mexican
  11/03/17
u can maek it!
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  11/03/17
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Nubile school useless brakes
  11/03/17
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  11/03/17
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  11/03/17
You should go into BIG FOOD AND DRUG LITIGATION and expose t...
Buff locus
  11/03/17
Odd reverse-flame flame.
Passionate principal's office candlestick maker
  11/03/17
He's a marine biologist, actually
out-of-control poppy round eye indirect expression
  11/03/17
"Is anyone here a marine biologist?"
salmon space mexican
  11/03/17
"U.S. Marine Corps Biologist and Anatomy Inspector, Dr....
puce glittery regret
  11/09/17
Drop those pants chad hehe
salmon space mexican
  11/09/17
im not sure how this meme even got started. what does xo thi...
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  11/03/17
Meme?
odious national milk
  11/03/17
(faggot)
Magenta Set
  11/04/17
Cr it needs a to go
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  11/03/17
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  11/09/17
no true, honest and faithful poster, really believes this. ...
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  11/09/17
...
salmon space mexican
  11/09/17
(guy angry that the new renovations on Evan39's beachfront h...
Ivory stage
  11/09/17
great post queer
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  07/05/18
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  12/16/17
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vengeful provocative jap hall
  05/07/18
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buck-toothed saffron old irish cottage toaster
  01/07/19
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Diverse peach crotch
  01/16/19
it was funny when he was the ONLY prole trash on a board of ...
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  01/16/19
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motley international law enforcement agency
  01/14/24
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comical really tough guy headpube
  02/03/24
r u implying he's "of counsel"?
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  02/03/24
How dare you
salmon space mexican
  02/03/24


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Date: November 3rd, 2017 12:56 AM
Author: buck-toothed saffron old irish cottage toaster

it was funny once and still yields the VERY occasional 180, but lazily replying to evan with “hyuck hyuck, how did you find time to write that between client meetings?” and such is a sure sign of a trash poaster trying way too hard.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3784034&forum_id=2#34593499)



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Date: November 3rd, 2017 12:57 AM
Author: salmon space mexican

No kidding. I preferred the hedge fund/CEO stuff myself.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3784034&forum_id=2#34593505)



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Date: November 3rd, 2017 12:58 AM
Author: Nubile school useless brakes

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=506746&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3784034&forum_id=2#34593506)



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Date: November 3rd, 2017 12:58 AM
Author: salmon space mexican

We've been over that several times.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3784034&forum_id=2#34593511)



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Date: November 3rd, 2017 1:01 AM
Author: Nubile school useless brakes

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=713261&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3784034&forum_id=2#34593514)



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Date: November 3rd, 2017 1:01 AM
Author: salmon space mexican

Now you're just trying to hurt my feelings.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3784034&forum_id=2#34593516)



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Date: November 3rd, 2017 1:02 AM
Author: Nubile school useless brakes

Bro I'm a shitlawyer making 90k can you hook me up with your ties

Date: December 18th, 2008 2:47 AM

Author: evan39

I have incredible ties to several attractive secondary markets on the west coast. LOL @ the losers who follow the herd to NYC with no chance of making partner.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3784034&forum_id=2#34593517)



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Date: November 3rd, 2017 1:03 AM
Author: salmon space mexican

That's when I was studying for the LSAT and thought I was going to be hot shit. Fate had other plans.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3784034&forum_id=2#34593522)



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Date: November 3rd, 2017 1:04 AM
Author: Nubile school useless brakes

Do these ties still exist? Have you ever thought about being a paralegal

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3784034&forum_id=2#34593525)



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Date: November 3rd, 2017 1:05 AM
Author: salmon space mexican

In retrospect, I had no ties and was just an ambitious kid. I've considered paralegal but don't have the credentials and have no desire to get them. I don't want to deal with shrews, either.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3784034&forum_id=2#34593528)



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Date: November 3rd, 2017 1:05 AM
Author: Nubile school useless brakes

Nothing is sexier than a frumpy law shrew

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3784034&forum_id=2#34593533)



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Date: February 4th, 2021 8:59 AM
Author: Sick magical gaping

Arent the credentials for paralegal to have a pulse?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3784034&forum_id=2#41883915)



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Date: November 3rd, 2017 1:05 AM
Author: High-end field factory reset button



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3784034&forum_id=2#34593532)



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Date: November 3rd, 2017 1:09 AM
Author: Nubile school useless brakes

CSLG makes it seem so easy. His office was so minimalistic. Looks like a room two guys would play overwatch in. The office was completely paperless. I go into my office and have 35 stacks of discovery to do.

He doesn't advertise at all. He had five new cases on Tuesday alone.

I really want to go solo but I have a ton of expenses and a wife and only 10k in the bank. Sad!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3784034&forum_id=2#34593545)



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Date: November 3rd, 2017 1:18 AM
Author: High-end field factory reset button



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3784034&forum_id=2#34593584)



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Date: November 3rd, 2017 1:19 AM
Author: Passionate principal's office candlestick maker

Florida v. Nuffin

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3784034&forum_id=2#34593590)



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Date: November 3rd, 2017 1:22 AM
Author: Nubile school useless brakes

If I went solo I'd use my second bedroom (empty) as my office. I'm up to discuss anything. I heard rumors one of the big name PI firms (big marketers) started by being funded by a paralegal who then immediately became partner once he passed the bar

Did tinychat happen last weekend?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3784034&forum_id=2#34593599)



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Date: November 9th, 2017 4:46 AM
Author: Canary casino goyim

FYI tips@nsa.gov is a different font.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3784034&forum_id=2#34641221)



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Date: December 16th, 2017 7:11 AM
Author: Canary casino goyim

I was reading this thread and came to make the exact same comment again. Biglaw training!!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3784034&forum_id=2#34933569)



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Date: November 4th, 2017 12:54 AM
Author: Spectacular Point Corn Cake

Feel like the real evan39 gave his account to community many years ago

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3784034&forum_id=2#34600849)



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Date: December 16th, 2017 7:09 AM
Author: violent arousing police squad

Cr if by gave his account to community you mean murdered and stored a la Norma Bates

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3784034&forum_id=2#34933564)



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Date: November 3rd, 2017 3:11 AM
Author: Razzle-dazzle burgundy whorehouse

Cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3784034&forum_id=2#34593986)



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Date: November 3rd, 2017 1:07 AM
Author: Fragrant forum



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3784034&forum_id=2#34593539)



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Date: November 3rd, 2017 1:09 AM
Author: salmon space mexican

I might seriously go to law school and become Seattle's answer to Saul Goodman. Don't crash your car if you see huge billboards with EVAN GOLDSTEIN ATTORNEY AT LAW on I-5 in a few years.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3784034&forum_id=2#34593549)



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Date: November 3rd, 2017 1:14 AM
Author: honey-headed incel public bath

u can maek it!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3784034&forum_id=2#34593567)



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Date: November 3rd, 2017 1:16 AM
Author: Nubile school useless brakes



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3784034&forum_id=2#34593574)



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Date: November 3rd, 2017 1:41 AM
Author: Gaped twinkling uncleanness



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3784034&forum_id=2#34593663)



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Date: November 3rd, 2017 1:44 AM
Author: Topaz territorial newt



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3784034&forum_id=2#34593683)



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Date: November 3rd, 2017 1:49 AM
Author: Elite sooty elastic band



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3784034&forum_id=2#34593717)



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Date: November 3rd, 2017 3:59 AM
Author: Buff locus

You should go into BIG FOOD AND DRUG LITIGATION and expose the "use by" date fraud

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3784034&forum_id=2#34594086)



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Date: November 3rd, 2017 1:17 AM
Author: Passionate principal's office candlestick maker

Odd reverse-flame flame.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3784034&forum_id=2#34593579)



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Date: November 3rd, 2017 1:19 AM
Author: out-of-control poppy round eye indirect expression

He's a marine biologist, actually

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3784034&forum_id=2#34593588)



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Date: November 3rd, 2017 1:21 AM
Author: salmon space mexican

"Is anyone here a marine biologist?"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3784034&forum_id=2#34593597)



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Date: November 9th, 2017 1:57 AM
Author: puce glittery regret

"U.S. Marine Corps Biologist and Anatomy Inspector, Dr. Evan Goldstein"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3784034&forum_id=2#34640802)



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Date: November 9th, 2017 1:59 AM
Author: salmon space mexican

Drop those pants chad hehe

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3784034&forum_id=2#34640810)



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Date: November 3rd, 2017 1:58 AM
Author: sepia bbw

im not sure how this meme even got started. what does xo think happens to lib arts grads from prole families?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3784034&forum_id=2#34593764)



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Date: November 3rd, 2017 3:16 AM
Author: odious national milk

Meme?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3784034&forum_id=2#34593996)



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Date: November 4th, 2017 12:48 AM
Author: Magenta Set

(faggot)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3784034&forum_id=2#34600829)



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Date: November 3rd, 2017 3:52 AM
Author: Cobalt thriller water buffalo

Cr it needs a to go

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3784034&forum_id=2#34594071)



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Date: November 9th, 2017 1:24 AM
Author: slippery station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3784034&forum_id=2#34640641)



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Date: November 9th, 2017 1:26 AM
Author: Carnelian rambunctious corner jewess

no true, honest and faithful poster, really believes this.

we know evan is a grocer.

evan is a grocer.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3784034&forum_id=2#34640650)



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Date: November 9th, 2017 1:41 AM
Author: salmon space mexican



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3784034&forum_id=2#34640727)



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Date: November 9th, 2017 5:35 AM
Author: Ivory stage

(guy angry that the new renovations on Evan39's beachfront home in Southhampton now COMPLETELY block his view of the ocean)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3784034&forum_id=2#34641260)



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Date: July 5th, 2018 2:36 AM
Author: buck-toothed saffron old irish cottage toaster

great post queer

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3784034&forum_id=2#36366489)



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Date: December 16th, 2017 5:44 AM
Author: adulterous queen of the night



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3784034&forum_id=2#34933389)



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Date: May 7th, 2018 6:29 AM
Author: vengeful provocative jap hall



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3784034&forum_id=2#35997081)



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Date: January 7th, 2019 7:12 AM
Author: buck-toothed saffron old irish cottage toaster



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3784034&forum_id=2#37542445)



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Date: January 16th, 2019 10:08 AM
Author: Diverse peach crotch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3784034&forum_id=2#37601634)



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Date: January 16th, 2019 10:11 AM
Author: green dilemma mad cow disease

it was funny when he was the ONLY prole trash on a board of lawyers and scholars, but now...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3784034&forum_id=2#37601654)



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Date: December 3rd, 2020 4:50 AM
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Date: February 3rd, 2024 10:00 PM
Author: Razzmatazz degenerate

r u implying he's "of counsel"?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3784034&forum_id=2#47363705)



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Date: February 3rd, 2024 10:01 PM
Author: salmon space mexican

How dare you

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3784034&forum_id=2#47363713)