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tired meme that needs to go away: evan39 is a biglaw partner

it was funny once and still yields the VERY occasional 180, ...
Titillating disgusting striped hyena clown
  11/03/17
No kidding. I preferred the hedge fund/CEO stuff myself.
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  11/03/17
http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=506746&forum...
Turquoise Know-it-all Lodge
  11/03/17
We've been over that several times.
chestnut mexican national security agency
  11/03/17
http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=713261&forum...
Turquoise Know-it-all Lodge
  11/03/17
Now you're just trying to hurt my feelings.
chestnut mexican national security agency
  11/03/17
Bro I'm a shitlawyer making 90k can you hook me up with your...
Turquoise Know-it-all Lodge
  11/03/17
That's when I was studying for the LSAT and thought I was go...
chestnut mexican national security agency
  11/03/17
Do these ties still exist? Have you ever thought about bein...
Turquoise Know-it-all Lodge
  11/03/17
In retrospect, I had no ties and was just an ambitious kid. ...
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  11/03/17
Nothing is sexier than a frumpy law shrew
Turquoise Know-it-all Lodge
  11/03/17
Arent the credentials for paralegal to have a pulse?
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  11/03/17
CSLG makes it seem so easy. His office was so minimalistic....
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  11/03/17
If I went solo I'd use my second bedroom (empty) as my offic...
Turquoise Know-it-all Lodge
  11/03/17
FYI tips@nsa.gov is a different font.
fiercely-loyal institution
  11/09/17
I was reading this thread and came to make the exact same co...
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  12/16/17
Feel like the real evan39 gave his account to community many...
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  11/04/17
Cr if by gave his account to community you mean murdered and...
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Cr
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I might seriously go to law school and become Seattle's answ...
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  11/03/17
u can maek it!
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You should go into BIG FOOD AND DRUG LITIGATION and expose t...
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  11/03/17
Odd reverse-flame flame.
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  11/03/17
He's a marine biologist, actually
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  11/03/17
"Is anyone here a marine biologist?"
chestnut mexican national security agency
  11/03/17
"U.S. Marine Corps Biologist and Anatomy Inspector, Dr....
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  11/09/17
Drop those pants chad hehe
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  11/09/17
im not sure how this meme even got started. what does xo thi...
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  11/03/17
Meme?
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  11/03/17
(faggot)
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  11/09/17
no true, honest and faithful poster, really believes this. ...
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  11/09/17
(guy angry that the new renovations on Evan39's beachfront h...
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  11/09/17
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  02/03/24
r u implying he's "of counsel"?
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How dare you
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Date: November 3rd, 2017 12:56 AM
Author: Titillating disgusting striped hyena clown

it was funny once and still yields the VERY occasional 180, but lazily replying to evan with “hyuck hyuck, how did you find time to write that between client meetings?” and such is a sure sign of a trash poaster trying way too hard.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3784034&forum_id=2#34593499)



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Date: November 3rd, 2017 12:57 AM
Author: chestnut mexican national security agency

No kidding. I preferred the hedge fund/CEO stuff myself.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3784034&forum_id=2#34593505)



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Date: November 3rd, 2017 12:58 AM
Author: Turquoise Know-it-all Lodge

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=506746&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3784034&forum_id=2#34593506)



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Date: November 3rd, 2017 12:58 AM
Author: chestnut mexican national security agency

We've been over that several times.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3784034&forum_id=2#34593511)



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Date: November 3rd, 2017 1:01 AM
Author: Turquoise Know-it-all Lodge

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=713261&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3784034&forum_id=2#34593514)



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Date: November 3rd, 2017 1:01 AM
Author: chestnut mexican national security agency

Now you're just trying to hurt my feelings.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3784034&forum_id=2#34593516)



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Date: November 3rd, 2017 1:02 AM
Author: Turquoise Know-it-all Lodge

Bro I'm a shitlawyer making 90k can you hook me up with your ties

Date: December 18th, 2008 2:47 AM

Author: evan39

I have incredible ties to several attractive secondary markets on the west coast. LOL @ the losers who follow the herd to NYC with no chance of making partner.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3784034&forum_id=2#34593517)



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Date: November 3rd, 2017 1:03 AM
Author: chestnut mexican national security agency

That's when I was studying for the LSAT and thought I was going to be hot shit. Fate had other plans.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3784034&forum_id=2#34593522)



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Date: November 3rd, 2017 1:04 AM
Author: Turquoise Know-it-all Lodge

Do these ties still exist? Have you ever thought about being a paralegal

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3784034&forum_id=2#34593525)



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Date: November 3rd, 2017 1:05 AM
Author: chestnut mexican national security agency

In retrospect, I had no ties and was just an ambitious kid. I've considered paralegal but don't have the credentials and have no desire to get them. I don't want to deal with shrews, either.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3784034&forum_id=2#34593528)



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Date: November 3rd, 2017 1:05 AM
Author: Turquoise Know-it-all Lodge

Nothing is sexier than a frumpy law shrew

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3784034&forum_id=2#34593533)



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Date: February 4th, 2021 8:59 AM
Author: plum orchestra pit kitty

Arent the credentials for paralegal to have a pulse?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3784034&forum_id=2#41883915)



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Date: November 3rd, 2017 1:05 AM
Author: Excitant internal respiration water buffalo



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Date: November 3rd, 2017 1:09 AM
Author: Turquoise Know-it-all Lodge

CSLG makes it seem so easy. His office was so minimalistic. Looks like a room two guys would play overwatch in. The office was completely paperless. I go into my office and have 35 stacks of discovery to do.

He doesn't advertise at all. He had five new cases on Tuesday alone.

I really want to go solo but I have a ton of expenses and a wife and only 10k in the bank. Sad!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3784034&forum_id=2#34593545)



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Date: November 3rd, 2017 1:18 AM
Author: Excitant internal respiration water buffalo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3784034&forum_id=2#34593584)



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Date: November 3rd, 2017 1:19 AM
Author: Impertinent razzmatazz set

Florida v. Nuffin

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3784034&forum_id=2#34593590)



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Date: November 3rd, 2017 1:22 AM
Author: Turquoise Know-it-all Lodge

If I went solo I'd use my second bedroom (empty) as my office. I'm up to discuss anything. I heard rumors one of the big name PI firms (big marketers) started by being funded by a paralegal who then immediately became partner once he passed the bar

Did tinychat happen last weekend?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3784034&forum_id=2#34593599)



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Date: November 9th, 2017 4:46 AM
Author: fiercely-loyal institution

FYI tips@nsa.gov is a different font.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3784034&forum_id=2#34641221)



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Date: December 16th, 2017 7:11 AM
Author: fiercely-loyal institution

I was reading this thread and came to make the exact same comment again. Biglaw training!!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3784034&forum_id=2#34933569)



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Date: November 4th, 2017 12:54 AM
Author: maroon stirring stage genital piercing

Feel like the real evan39 gave his account to community many years ago

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3784034&forum_id=2#34600849)



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Date: December 16th, 2017 7:09 AM
Author: mind-boggling menage gay wizard

Cr if by gave his account to community you mean murdered and stored a la Norma Bates

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3784034&forum_id=2#34933564)



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Date: November 3rd, 2017 3:11 AM
Author: violet vigorous hell circlehead

Cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3784034&forum_id=2#34593986)



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Date: November 3rd, 2017 1:07 AM
Author: Talented Mad-dog Skullcap



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Date: November 3rd, 2017 1:09 AM
Author: chestnut mexican national security agency

I might seriously go to law school and become Seattle's answer to Saul Goodman. Don't crash your car if you see huge billboards with EVAN GOLDSTEIN ATTORNEY AT LAW on I-5 in a few years.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3784034&forum_id=2#34593549)



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Date: November 3rd, 2017 1:14 AM
Author: appetizing amethyst associate

u can maek it!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3784034&forum_id=2#34593567)



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Date: November 3rd, 2017 1:16 AM
Author: Turquoise Know-it-all Lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3784034&forum_id=2#34593574)



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Date: November 3rd, 2017 1:41 AM
Author: Drunken Address Old Irish Cottage



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Date: November 3rd, 2017 1:44 AM
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Date: November 3rd, 2017 1:49 AM
Author: burgundy cuckold



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Date: November 3rd, 2017 3:59 AM
Author: sepia free-loading plaza chad

You should go into BIG FOOD AND DRUG LITIGATION and expose the "use by" date fraud

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3784034&forum_id=2#34594086)



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Date: November 3rd, 2017 1:17 AM
Author: Impertinent razzmatazz set

Odd reverse-flame flame.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3784034&forum_id=2#34593579)



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Date: November 3rd, 2017 1:19 AM
Author: Red costumed bbw marketing idea

He's a marine biologist, actually

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3784034&forum_id=2#34593588)



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Date: November 3rd, 2017 1:21 AM
Author: chestnut mexican national security agency

"Is anyone here a marine biologist?"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3784034&forum_id=2#34593597)



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Date: November 9th, 2017 1:57 AM
Author: Aquamarine hospital background story

"U.S. Marine Corps Biologist and Anatomy Inspector, Dr. Evan Goldstein"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3784034&forum_id=2#34640802)



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Date: November 9th, 2017 1:59 AM
Author: chestnut mexican national security agency

Drop those pants chad hehe

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3784034&forum_id=2#34640810)



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Date: November 3rd, 2017 1:58 AM
Author: iridescent casino

im not sure how this meme even got started. what does xo think happens to lib arts grads from prole families?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3784034&forum_id=2#34593764)



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Date: November 3rd, 2017 3:16 AM
Author: Razzle-dazzle white main people

Meme?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3784034&forum_id=2#34593996)



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Date: November 4th, 2017 12:48 AM
Author: adventurous space

(faggot)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3784034&forum_id=2#34600829)



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Date: November 3rd, 2017 3:52 AM
Author: learning disabled arousing senate coldplay fan

Cr it needs a to go

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3784034&forum_id=2#34594071)



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Date: November 9th, 2017 1:24 AM
Author: autistic lascivious kitty cat



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Date: November 9th, 2017 1:26 AM
Author: Ultramarine crotch sweet tailpipe

no true, honest and faithful poster, really believes this.

we know evan is a grocer.

evan is a grocer.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3784034&forum_id=2#34640650)



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Date: November 9th, 2017 1:41 AM
Author: chestnut mexican national security agency



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3784034&forum_id=2#34640727)



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Date: November 9th, 2017 5:35 AM
Author: Drab laughsome feces

(guy angry that the new renovations on Evan39's beachfront home in Southhampton now COMPLETELY block his view of the ocean)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3784034&forum_id=2#34641260)



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Date: July 5th, 2018 2:36 AM
Author: Titillating disgusting striped hyena clown

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Date: January 7th, 2019 7:12 AM
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Date: January 16th, 2019 10:11 AM
Author: crawly masturbator

it was funny when he was the ONLY prole trash on a board of lawyers and scholars, but now...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3784034&forum_id=2#37601654)



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Date: February 3rd, 2024 10:00 PM
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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3784034&forum_id=2#47363705)



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Date: February 3rd, 2024 10:01 PM
Author: chestnut mexican national security agency

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3784034&forum_id=2#47363713)