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Bright aggressive native
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trip queen of the night public bath
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Geriatric talented quadroon
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histrionic mildly autistic stain
  02/18/18
The one about the blacksmith and the devil. Its possibly mor...
Saffron hateful church building pisswyrm
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Saffron hateful church building pisswyrm
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genesis 38:9
well-lubricated state
  02/18/18
http://biblehub.com/2_samuel/13-12.htm
Geriatric talented quadroon
  02/18/18
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well-lubricated state
  02/18/18
Contemporary English Version She answered, "No! Please...
Nubile lake ratface bawdyhouse
  04/13/18
valley girl?
Geriatric talented quadroon
  06/05/18
Harry Potter
Ocher crackhouse deer antler
  02/18/18
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learning disabled ticket booth national security agency
  02/18/18
Goodnight moon
scarlet garrison factory reset button
  02/18/18
Titcr
Charismatic parlor
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Ocher crackhouse deer antler
  04/10/18
2nd place = where the wild things are
tan cuck
  04/10/18
Goodnight Room. Goodnight Bboooom. Goodnight Cowgoesmoo.
Deranged useless brakes
  04/10/18
Goodnight Wheezing Willow. Goodnight Moon.
tan cuck
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yellow painfully honest dingle berry
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Cracking university
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Frozen bat-shit-crazy institution idiot
  10/09/20
(Jim Kelly)
Cracking university
  04/10/18
subtle
bisexual laughsome gas station french chef
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fragrant idiotic dysfunction
  06/04/18
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Filthy up-to-no-good hall
  03/31/19
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Tantric depressive lay
  03/31/19
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Frozen bat-shit-crazy institution idiot
  10/09/20
only this
Red bespoke internal respiration area
  04/13/18
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multi-colored ungodly masturbator
  10/09/20
Dragons Love Tacos The Gruffalo
Lime odious abode
  02/18/18
lady chatterly
Cerise self-centered filthpig generalized bond
  02/18/18
(Julia)
Honey-headed mentally impaired lodge
  04/10/18
Green Eggs and Ham
bisexual laughsome gas station french chef
  02/18/18
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Ocher crackhouse deer antler
  03/01/20
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bearded fuchsia dopamine community account
  04/10/18
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OiYcq_vxQt4
Cracking university
  04/10/18
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jade candlestick maker
  04/10/18
probably Goodnight Moon bc it's austere and waspy, it's like...
submissive location weed whacker
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Razzmatazz Fanboi Indian Lodge
  10/09/20
Wait, did I write this? I can't tell anymore with randomize...
Razzmatazz Fanboi Indian Lodge
  10/09/20
Where the Wild Things Are
passionate trailer park
  04/10/18
The Rainbow Fish
slate startling international law enforcement agency
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lol @ bumping this for some fucking commie Rainbow Fish. ...
Abusive stirring regret volcanic crater
  04/13/18
I mainly just like that cool looking fish
slate startling international law enforcement agency
  03/31/19
He's not cool looking at the end brother
Tantric depressive lay
  03/31/19
Yeah, well, some people say Sharing is Caring
slate startling international law enforcement agency
  03/31/19
The battle of convoys HX 229 and SC 122
Aromatic locus
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Frog and Toad sorry Libs
Pink Den Tattoo
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CR or possibly Winnie the Pooh
Nubile lake ratface bawdyhouse
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Cr waspy "Christopher Robins" probably takes it
Pink Den Tattoo
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Runaway Bunny
exciting domesticated menage
  04/13/18
Faggots by Larry Kramer
fragrant idiotic dysfunction
  04/13/18
Corduroy (the bear)
slate startling international law enforcement agency
  06/04/18
That gay jweish book. I believe it was called Faggots. By La...
fragrant idiotic dysfunction
  06/04/18
Rikki Tikki Tavi
vibrant narrow-minded roommate boltzmann
  06/05/18
tell your kids about jmaw
chartreuse spot rigpig
  06/05/18
Atlas Shrugged
Soul-stirring circlehead sneaky criminal
  06/05/18
Struwwelpeter
stubborn roast beef
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my recent favorite is The Very Hungry Caterpillar
slate startling international law enforcement agency
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Ocher crackhouse deer antler
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slate startling international law enforcement agency
  10/09/20
The Day the Crayons Quit and The Day the Crayons Came Back a...
Abusive stirring regret volcanic crater
  06/16/19
Tcr is goodnight moon, but another lesser known and imho equ...
frum hairraiser tanning salon
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I recommend this one if you currently have a kid 0-3 http...
bateful library old irish cottage
  06/16/19
my parents would read the one about the Forest Jew and the p...
Lascivious avocado theatre
  06/16/19
Kipling tales of white empire and it's not close
vibrant narrow-minded roommate boltzmann
  06/16/19
The Jack Tales
House-broken Chocolate Halford Stag Film
  10/09/20
The Snake
trip queen of the night public bath
  10/09/20
Treasure Island. One chapter per night. Truly 180.
Curious space
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Date: February 18th, 2018 4:50 PM
Author: Bright aggressive native



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#35432344)



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Date: February 18th, 2018 4:50 PM
Author: trip queen of the night public bath



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#35432348)



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Date: February 18th, 2018 5:07 PM
Author: Geriatric talented quadroon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#35432457)



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Date: February 18th, 2018 11:00 PM
Author: histrionic mildly autistic stain



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Date: February 18th, 2018 6:01 PM
Author: Saffron hateful church building pisswyrm

The one about the blacksmith and the devil. Its possibly more than 5,000 years old.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#35432739)



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Date: June 4th, 2018 9:59 PM
Author: Saffron hateful church building pisswyrm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#36184576)



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Date: February 18th, 2018 6:02 PM
Author: well-lubricated state

genesis 38:9

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#35432743)



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Date: February 18th, 2018 6:20 PM
Author: Geriatric talented quadroon

http://biblehub.com/2_samuel/13-12.htm

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#35432854)



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Date: February 18th, 2018 6:21 PM
Author: well-lubricated state



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#35432858)



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Date: April 13th, 2018 1:39 PM
Author: Nubile lake ratface bawdyhouse

Contemporary English Version

She answered, "No! Please don't force me! This sort of thing isn't done in Israel. It's disgusting!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#35833438)



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Date: June 5th, 2018 3:14 AM
Author: Geriatric talented quadroon

valley girl?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#36185767)



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Date: February 18th, 2018 6:03 PM
Author: Ocher crackhouse deer antler

Harry Potter

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#35432752)



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Date: February 18th, 2018 6:10 PM
Author: learning disabled ticket booth national security agency



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#35432792)



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Date: February 18th, 2018 9:00 PM
Author: scarlet garrison factory reset button

Goodnight moon

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#35433720)



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Date: February 18th, 2018 9:02 PM
Author: Charismatic parlor

Titcr

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Date: April 10th, 2018 10:19 PM
Author: Ocher crackhouse deer antler



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#35812079)



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Date: April 10th, 2018 10:26 PM
Author: tan cuck

2nd place = where the wild things are

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#35812126)



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Date: April 10th, 2018 10:30 PM
Author: Deranged useless brakes

Goodnight Room.

Goodnight Bboooom.

Goodnight Cowgoesmoo.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#35812151)



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Date: April 10th, 2018 10:33 PM
Author: tan cuck

Goodnight Wheezing Willow. Goodnight Moon.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#35812175)



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Date: April 10th, 2018 10:34 PM
Author: yellow painfully honest dingle berry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#35812177)



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Date: April 10th, 2018 10:55 PM
Author: Cracking university



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#35812351)



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Date: October 9th, 2020 7:00 PM
Author: Frozen bat-shit-crazy institution idiot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#41082849)



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Date: April 10th, 2018 10:55 PM
Author: Cracking university

(Jim Kelly)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#35812352)



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Date: April 10th, 2018 10:57 PM
Author: bisexual laughsome gas station french chef

subtle

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#35812376)



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Date: June 4th, 2018 10:00 PM
Author: fragrant idiotic dysfunction



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#36184586)



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Date: March 31st, 2019 6:22 PM
Author: Filthy up-to-no-good hall



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#38021156)



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Date: March 31st, 2019 6:22 PM
Author: Tantric depressive lay



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#38021157)



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Date: October 9th, 2020 7:00 PM
Author: Frozen bat-shit-crazy institution idiot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#41082850)



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Date: April 13th, 2018 1:41 PM
Author: Red bespoke internal respiration area

only this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#35833454)



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Date: October 9th, 2020 6:56 PM
Author: multi-colored ungodly masturbator



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Date: February 18th, 2018 9:02 PM
Author: Lime odious abode

Dragons Love Tacos

The Gruffalo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#35433724)



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Date: February 18th, 2018 9:05 PM
Author: Cerise self-centered filthpig generalized bond

lady chatterly

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#35433737)



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Date: April 10th, 2018 10:20 PM
Author: Honey-headed mentally impaired lodge

(Julia)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#35812083)



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Date: February 18th, 2018 10:53 PM
Author: bisexual laughsome gas station french chef

Green Eggs and Ham

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#35434309)



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Date: March 1st, 2020 6:31 PM
Author: Ocher crackhouse deer antler



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#39678478)



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Date: April 10th, 2018 10:56 PM
Author: bearded fuchsia dopamine community account



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#35812358)



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Date: April 10th, 2018 10:56 PM
Author: Cracking university

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OiYcq_vxQt4

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#35812361)



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Date: April 10th, 2018 10:56 PM
Author: jade candlestick maker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#35812363)



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Date: April 10th, 2018 11:10 PM
Author: submissive location weed whacker

probably Goodnight Moon bc it's austere and waspy, it's like "good night random thing" and a picture of a baby rabbit with a blase face, and also the phone is disconnected because only proles actually make calls from the bedroom

but going outside the canon, it's The Hobbit, which was written by an Oxford professor of Old English as a bedtime story for his children, and it features multiple fully-formed conlangs and a detailed religious framework, plus the main characters sing faggy shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#35812488)



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Date: October 9th, 2020 6:54 PM
Author: Razzmatazz Fanboi Indian Lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#41082813)



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Date: October 9th, 2020 6:55 PM
Author: Razzmatazz Fanboi Indian Lodge

Wait, did I write this? I can't tell anymore with randomized monikers.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#41082815)



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Date: April 10th, 2018 11:11 PM
Author: passionate trailer park

Where the Wild Things Are

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#35812503)



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Date: April 13th, 2018 1:27 PM
Author: slate startling international law enforcement agency

The Rainbow Fish

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#35833367)



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Date: April 13th, 2018 1:37 PM
Author: Abusive stirring regret volcanic crater

lol @ bumping this for some fucking commie Rainbow Fish.

"Ooh, your friends will only like you if you equally share that which makes you special! No one can be better than anyone else!"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#35833428)



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Date: March 31st, 2019 6:17 PM
Author: slate startling international law enforcement agency

I mainly just like that cool looking fish

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#38021133)



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Date: March 31st, 2019 6:22 PM
Author: Tantric depressive lay

He's not cool looking at the end brother

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#38021153)



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Date: March 31st, 2019 6:25 PM
Author: slate startling international law enforcement agency

Yeah, well, some people say Sharing is Caring

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#38021172)



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Date: April 13th, 2018 1:37 PM
Author: Aromatic locus

The battle of convoys HX 229 and SC 122

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#35833433)



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Date: April 13th, 2018 1:39 PM
Author: Pink Den Tattoo

Frog and Toad sorry Libs

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#35833443)



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Date: April 13th, 2018 1:48 PM
Author: Nubile lake ratface bawdyhouse

CR or possibly Winnie the Pooh

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#35833509)



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Date: April 13th, 2018 1:56 PM
Author: Pink Den Tattoo

Cr waspy "Christopher Robins" probably takes it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#35833573)



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Date: April 13th, 2018 1:40 PM
Author: exciting domesticated menage

Runaway Bunny

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#35833450)



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Date: April 13th, 2018 1:41 PM
Author: fragrant idiotic dysfunction

Faggots by Larry Kramer

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#35833456)



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Date: June 4th, 2018 9:53 PM
Author: slate startling international law enforcement agency

Corduroy (the bear)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#36184532)



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Date: June 4th, 2018 10:01 PM
Author: fragrant idiotic dysfunction

That gay jweish book. I believe it was called Faggots. By Larry Kramer.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#36184589)



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Date: June 5th, 2018 1:55 AM
Author: vibrant narrow-minded roommate boltzmann

Rikki Tikki Tavi

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#36185673)



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Date: June 5th, 2018 2:04 AM
Author: chartreuse spot rigpig

tell your kids about jmaw

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#36185686)



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Date: June 5th, 2018 2:14 AM
Author: Soul-stirring circlehead sneaky criminal

Atlas Shrugged

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#36185708)



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Date: June 5th, 2018 2:58 AM
Author: stubborn roast beef

Struwwelpeter

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#36185752)



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Date: June 16th, 2019 10:55 PM
Author: slate startling international law enforcement agency

my recent favorite is The Very Hungry Caterpillar

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#38398853)



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Date: July 28th, 2019 8:33 PM
Author: Ocher crackhouse deer antler



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#38602684)



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Date: October 9th, 2020 6:37 PM
Author: slate startling international law enforcement agency



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#41082737)



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Date: June 16th, 2019 10:57 PM
Author: Abusive stirring regret volcanic crater

The Day the Crayons Quit and The Day the Crayons Came Back are good ones.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#38398866)



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Date: June 16th, 2019 10:59 PM
Author: frum hairraiser tanning salon

Tcr is goodnight moon, but another lesser known and imho equally good bedtime story is The Big Red Barn. Very soothing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#38398872)



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Date: June 16th, 2019 10:59 PM
Author: bateful library old irish cottage

I recommend this one if you currently have a kid 0-3

https://www.amazon.com/Time-Bed-Pull-Tab-Books/dp/2745981773

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#38398876)



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Date: June 16th, 2019 11:00 PM
Author: Lascivious avocado theatre

my parents would read the one about the Forest Jew and the poisoned candy he'd hand out to cute little aryan children to me when i was young

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#38398878)



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Date: June 16th, 2019 11:01 PM
Author: vibrant narrow-minded roommate boltzmann

Kipling tales of white empire and it's not close

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#38398888)



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Date: October 9th, 2020 6:39 PM
Author: House-broken Chocolate Halford Stag Film

The Jack Tales

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#41082745)



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Date: October 9th, 2020 6:57 PM
Author: trip queen of the night public bath

The Snake

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#41082831)



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Date: October 9th, 2020 7:00 PM
Author: Curious space

Treasure Island. One chapter per night. Truly 180.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#41082847)