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180 shimmering locus
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Judgmental useless point
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well-lubricated partner station
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Abusive Electric Pit Coffee Pot
  02/18/18
The one about the blacksmith and the devil. Its possibly mor...
Idiotic lay dysfunction
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Idiotic lay dysfunction
  06/04/18
genesis 38:9
Territorial slimy market
  02/18/18
http://biblehub.com/2_samuel/13-12.htm
well-lubricated partner station
  02/18/18
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Territorial slimy market
  02/18/18
Contemporary English Version She answered, "No! Please...
Know-it-all institution digit ratio
  04/13/18
valley girl?
well-lubricated partner station
  06/05/18
Harry Potter
Snowy demanding native kitty cat
  02/18/18
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Pearly soggy range
  02/18/18
Goodnight moon
appetizing emerald son of senegal
  02/18/18
Titcr
Contagious chestnut theatre elastic band
  02/18/18
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Snowy demanding native kitty cat
  04/10/18
2nd place = where the wild things are
odious aquamarine library
  04/10/18
Goodnight Room. Goodnight Bboooom. Goodnight Cowgoesmoo.
wonderful cream ape
  04/10/18
Goodnight Wheezing Willow. Goodnight Moon.
odious aquamarine library
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puce knife internal respiration
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thirsty razzmatazz sweet tailpipe
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Cerebral School Nowag
  10/09/20
(Jim Kelly)
thirsty razzmatazz sweet tailpipe
  04/10/18
subtle
Hilarious stead
  04/10/18
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Tan harsh house
  06/04/18
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Soul-stirring spot
  03/31/19
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dashing mexican twinkling uncleanness
  03/31/19
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Cerebral School Nowag
  10/09/20
only this
arousing vermilion party of the first part yarmulke
  04/13/18
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Green out-of-control dilemma marketing idea
  10/09/20
Dragons Love Tacos The Gruffalo
azure exciting church building
  02/18/18
lady chatterly
charismatic area
  02/18/18
(Julia)
pontificating stubborn chapel
  04/10/18
Green Eggs and Ham
Hilarious stead
  02/18/18
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Snowy demanding native kitty cat
  03/01/20
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ivory lascivious theater stage
  04/10/18
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OiYcq_vxQt4
thirsty razzmatazz sweet tailpipe
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excitant flushed resort
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probably Goodnight Moon bc it's austere and waspy, it's like...
Godawful Supple Dopamine
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Aromatic circlehead
  10/09/20
Wait, did I write this? I can't tell anymore with randomize...
Aromatic circlehead
  10/09/20
Where the Wild Things Are
Fantasy-prone feces whorehouse
  04/10/18
The Rainbow Fish
Slate Indian Lodge Background Story
  04/13/18
lol @ bumping this for some fucking commie Rainbow Fish. ...
seedy center
  04/13/18
I mainly just like that cool looking fish
Slate Indian Lodge Background Story
  03/31/19
He's not cool looking at the end brother
dashing mexican twinkling uncleanness
  03/31/19
Yeah, well, some people say Sharing is Caring
Slate Indian Lodge Background Story
  03/31/19
The battle of convoys HX 229 and SC 122
Racy milk
  04/13/18
Frog and Toad sorry Libs
ebony provocative den giraffe
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CR or possibly Winnie the Pooh
Know-it-all institution digit ratio
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Cr waspy "Christopher Robins" probably takes it
ebony provocative den giraffe
  04/13/18
Runaway Bunny
sticky passionate faggotry
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Faggots by Larry Kramer
Tan harsh house
  04/13/18
Corduroy (the bear)
Slate Indian Lodge Background Story
  06/04/18
That gay jweish book. I believe it was called Faggots. By La...
Tan harsh house
  06/04/18
Rikki Tikki Tavi
sickened curious legal warrant home
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tell your kids about jmaw
cowardly gay quadroon
  06/05/18
Atlas Shrugged
White vigorous crotch
  06/05/18
Struwwelpeter
insane school cafeteria
  06/05/18
my recent favorite is The Very Hungry Caterpillar
Slate Indian Lodge Background Story
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Snowy demanding native kitty cat
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Slate Indian Lodge Background Story
  10/09/20
The Day the Crayons Quit and The Day the Crayons Came Back a...
seedy center
  06/16/19
Tcr is goodnight moon, but another lesser known and imho equ...
walnut candlestick maker
  06/16/19
I recommend this one if you currently have a kid 0-3 http...
zombie-like impressive national sex offender
  06/16/19
my parents would read the one about the Forest Jew and the p...
Irradiated cobalt doctorate
  06/16/19
Kipling tales of white empire and it's not close
sickened curious legal warrant home
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The Jack Tales
diverse crimson cruise ship fanboi
  10/09/20
The Snake
Judgmental useless point
  10/09/20
Treasure Island. One chapter per night. Truly 180.
Amethyst reading party
  10/09/20


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Date: February 18th, 2018 4:50 PM
Author: 180 shimmering locus



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#35432344)



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Date: February 18th, 2018 4:50 PM
Author: Judgmental useless point



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#35432348)



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Date: February 18th, 2018 5:07 PM
Author: well-lubricated partner station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#35432457)



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Date: February 18th, 2018 11:00 PM
Author: Abusive Electric Pit Coffee Pot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#35434342)



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Date: February 18th, 2018 6:01 PM
Author: Idiotic lay dysfunction

The one about the blacksmith and the devil. Its possibly more than 5,000 years old.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#35432739)



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Date: June 4th, 2018 9:59 PM
Author: Idiotic lay dysfunction



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#36184576)



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Date: February 18th, 2018 6:02 PM
Author: Territorial slimy market

genesis 38:9

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#35432743)



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Date: February 18th, 2018 6:20 PM
Author: well-lubricated partner station

http://biblehub.com/2_samuel/13-12.htm

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#35432854)



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Date: February 18th, 2018 6:21 PM
Author: Territorial slimy market



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#35432858)



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Date: April 13th, 2018 1:39 PM
Author: Know-it-all institution digit ratio

Contemporary English Version

She answered, "No! Please don't force me! This sort of thing isn't done in Israel. It's disgusting!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#35833438)



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Date: June 5th, 2018 3:14 AM
Author: well-lubricated partner station

valley girl?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#36185767)



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Date: February 18th, 2018 6:03 PM
Author: Snowy demanding native kitty cat

Harry Potter

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#35432752)



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Date: February 18th, 2018 6:10 PM
Author: Pearly soggy range



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#35432792)



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Date: February 18th, 2018 9:00 PM
Author: appetizing emerald son of senegal

Goodnight moon

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#35433720)



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Date: February 18th, 2018 9:02 PM
Author: Contagious chestnut theatre elastic band

Titcr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#35433723)



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Date: April 10th, 2018 10:19 PM
Author: Snowy demanding native kitty cat



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#35812079)



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Date: April 10th, 2018 10:26 PM
Author: odious aquamarine library

2nd place = where the wild things are

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#35812126)



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Date: April 10th, 2018 10:30 PM
Author: wonderful cream ape

Goodnight Room.

Goodnight Bboooom.

Goodnight Cowgoesmoo.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#35812151)



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Date: April 10th, 2018 10:33 PM
Author: odious aquamarine library

Goodnight Wheezing Willow. Goodnight Moon.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#35812175)



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Date: April 10th, 2018 10:34 PM
Author: puce knife internal respiration



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#35812177)



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Date: April 10th, 2018 10:55 PM
Author: thirsty razzmatazz sweet tailpipe



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#35812351)



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Date: October 9th, 2020 7:00 PM
Author: Cerebral School Nowag



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#41082849)



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Date: April 10th, 2018 10:55 PM
Author: thirsty razzmatazz sweet tailpipe

(Jim Kelly)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#35812352)



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Date: April 10th, 2018 10:57 PM
Author: Hilarious stead

subtle

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#35812376)



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Date: June 4th, 2018 10:00 PM
Author: Tan harsh house



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#36184586)



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Date: March 31st, 2019 6:22 PM
Author: Soul-stirring spot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#38021156)



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Date: March 31st, 2019 6:22 PM
Author: dashing mexican twinkling uncleanness



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#38021157)



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Date: October 9th, 2020 7:00 PM
Author: Cerebral School Nowag



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#41082850)



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Date: April 13th, 2018 1:41 PM
Author: arousing vermilion party of the first part yarmulke

only this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#35833454)



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Date: October 9th, 2020 6:56 PM
Author: Green out-of-control dilemma marketing idea



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#41082826)



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Date: February 18th, 2018 9:02 PM
Author: azure exciting church building

Dragons Love Tacos

The Gruffalo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#35433724)



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Date: February 18th, 2018 9:05 PM
Author: charismatic area

lady chatterly

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#35433737)



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Date: April 10th, 2018 10:20 PM
Author: pontificating stubborn chapel

(Julia)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#35812083)



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Date: February 18th, 2018 10:53 PM
Author: Hilarious stead

Green Eggs and Ham

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#35434309)



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Date: March 1st, 2020 6:31 PM
Author: Snowy demanding native kitty cat



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#39678478)



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Date: April 10th, 2018 10:56 PM
Author: ivory lascivious theater stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#35812358)



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Date: April 10th, 2018 10:56 PM
Author: thirsty razzmatazz sweet tailpipe

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OiYcq_vxQt4

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#35812361)



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Date: April 10th, 2018 10:56 PM
Author: excitant flushed resort



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#35812363)



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Date: April 10th, 2018 11:10 PM
Author: Godawful Supple Dopamine

probably Goodnight Moon bc it's austere and waspy, it's like "good night random thing" and a picture of a baby rabbit with a blase face, and also the phone is disconnected because only proles actually make calls from the bedroom

but going outside the canon, it's The Hobbit, which was written by an Oxford professor of Old English as a bedtime story for his children, and it features multiple fully-formed conlangs and a detailed religious framework, plus the main characters sing faggy shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#35812488)



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Date: October 9th, 2020 6:54 PM
Author: Aromatic circlehead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#41082813)



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Date: October 9th, 2020 6:55 PM
Author: Aromatic circlehead

Wait, did I write this? I can't tell anymore with randomized monikers.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#41082815)



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Date: April 10th, 2018 11:11 PM
Author: Fantasy-prone feces whorehouse

Where the Wild Things Are

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#35812503)



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Date: April 13th, 2018 1:27 PM
Author: Slate Indian Lodge Background Story

The Rainbow Fish

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#35833367)



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Date: April 13th, 2018 1:37 PM
Author: seedy center

lol @ bumping this for some fucking commie Rainbow Fish.

"Ooh, your friends will only like you if you equally share that which makes you special! No one can be better than anyone else!"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#35833428)



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Date: March 31st, 2019 6:17 PM
Author: Slate Indian Lodge Background Story

I mainly just like that cool looking fish

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#38021133)



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Date: March 31st, 2019 6:22 PM
Author: dashing mexican twinkling uncleanness

He's not cool looking at the end brother

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#38021153)



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Date: March 31st, 2019 6:25 PM
Author: Slate Indian Lodge Background Story

Yeah, well, some people say Sharing is Caring

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#38021172)



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Date: April 13th, 2018 1:37 PM
Author: Racy milk

The battle of convoys HX 229 and SC 122

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#35833433)



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Date: April 13th, 2018 1:39 PM
Author: ebony provocative den giraffe

Frog and Toad sorry Libs

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#35833443)



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Date: April 13th, 2018 1:48 PM
Author: Know-it-all institution digit ratio

CR or possibly Winnie the Pooh

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#35833509)



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Date: April 13th, 2018 1:56 PM
Author: ebony provocative den giraffe

Cr waspy "Christopher Robins" probably takes it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#35833573)



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Date: April 13th, 2018 1:40 PM
Author: sticky passionate faggotry

Runaway Bunny

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#35833450)



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Date: April 13th, 2018 1:41 PM
Author: Tan harsh house

Faggots by Larry Kramer

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#35833456)



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Date: June 4th, 2018 9:53 PM
Author: Slate Indian Lodge Background Story

Corduroy (the bear)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#36184532)



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Date: June 4th, 2018 10:01 PM
Author: Tan harsh house

That gay jweish book. I believe it was called Faggots. By Larry Kramer.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#36184589)



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Date: June 5th, 2018 1:55 AM
Author: sickened curious legal warrant home

Rikki Tikki Tavi

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#36185673)



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Date: June 5th, 2018 2:04 AM
Author: cowardly gay quadroon

tell your kids about jmaw

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#36185686)



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Date: June 5th, 2018 2:14 AM
Author: White vigorous crotch

Atlas Shrugged

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#36185708)



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Date: June 5th, 2018 2:58 AM
Author: insane school cafeteria

Struwwelpeter

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#36185752)



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Date: June 16th, 2019 10:55 PM
Author: Slate Indian Lodge Background Story

my recent favorite is The Very Hungry Caterpillar

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#38398853)



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Date: July 28th, 2019 8:33 PM
Author: Snowy demanding native kitty cat



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#38602684)



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Date: October 9th, 2020 6:37 PM
Author: Slate Indian Lodge Background Story



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#41082737)



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Date: June 16th, 2019 10:57 PM
Author: seedy center

The Day the Crayons Quit and The Day the Crayons Came Back are good ones.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#38398866)



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Date: June 16th, 2019 10:59 PM
Author: walnut candlestick maker

Tcr is goodnight moon, but another lesser known and imho equally good bedtime story is The Big Red Barn. Very soothing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#38398872)



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Date: June 16th, 2019 10:59 PM
Author: zombie-like impressive national sex offender

I recommend this one if you currently have a kid 0-3

https://www.amazon.com/Time-Bed-Pull-Tab-Books/dp/2745981773

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#38398876)



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Date: June 16th, 2019 11:00 PM
Author: Irradiated cobalt doctorate

my parents would read the one about the Forest Jew and the poisoned candy he'd hand out to cute little aryan children to me when i was young

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#38398878)



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Date: June 16th, 2019 11:01 PM
Author: sickened curious legal warrant home

Kipling tales of white empire and it's not close

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#38398888)



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Date: October 9th, 2020 6:39 PM
Author: diverse crimson cruise ship fanboi

The Jack Tales

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#41082745)



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Date: October 9th, 2020 6:57 PM
Author: Judgmental useless point

The Snake

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#41082831)



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Date: October 9th, 2020 7:00 PM
Author: Amethyst reading party

Treasure Island. One chapter per night. Truly 180.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#41082847)