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Flushed cruise ship
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cerebral cream nursing home mad-dog skullcap
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splenetic offensive generalized bond
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motley area telephone
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The one about the blacksmith and the devil. Its possibly mor...
wonderful tripping main people
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wonderful tripping main people
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genesis 38:9
Submissive deep marketing idea mental disorder
  02/18/18
http://biblehub.com/2_samuel/13-12.htm
splenetic offensive generalized bond
  02/18/18
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Submissive deep marketing idea mental disorder
  02/18/18
Contemporary English Version She answered, "No! Please...
Racy potus
  04/13/18
valley girl?
splenetic offensive generalized bond
  06/05/18
Harry Potter
Boyish Slate Pit
  02/18/18
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Lavender home goal in life
  02/18/18
Goodnight moon
slap-happy prole
  02/18/18
Titcr
Stimulating locus trump supporter
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Boyish Slate Pit
  04/10/18
2nd place = where the wild things are
Twinkling really tough guy
  04/10/18
Goodnight Room. Goodnight Bboooom. Goodnight Cowgoesmoo.
cyan electric furnace ape
  04/10/18
Goodnight Wheezing Willow. Goodnight Moon.
Twinkling really tough guy
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Diverse honey-headed meetinghouse pozpig
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cracking soggy idea he suggested faggot firefighter
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Anal lodge pisswyrm
  10/09/20
(Jim Kelly)
cracking soggy idea he suggested faggot firefighter
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subtle
alcoholic arousing half-breed step-uncle's house
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Multi-colored field dog poop
  06/04/18
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Razzle-dazzle sienna candlestick maker
  03/31/19
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Frozen Thriller Public Bath Juggernaut
  03/31/19
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Anal lodge pisswyrm
  10/09/20
only this
canary roommate
  04/13/18
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appetizing hall cuckold
  10/09/20
Dragons Love Tacos The Gruffalo
floppy pea-brained roast beef
  02/18/18
lady chatterly
Scarlet Affirmative Action Regret
  02/18/18
(Julia)
kink-friendly 180 stage
  04/10/18
Green Eggs and Ham
alcoholic arousing half-breed step-uncle's house
  02/18/18
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Boyish Slate Pit
  03/01/20
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Ocher Stag Film
  04/10/18
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OiYcq_vxQt4
cracking soggy idea he suggested faggot firefighter
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seedy at-the-ready lay
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probably Goodnight Moon bc it's austere and waspy, it's like...
Out-of-control disturbing point coldplay fan
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lemon hyperventilating sound barrier
  10/09/20
Wait, did I write this? I can't tell anymore with randomize...
lemon hyperventilating sound barrier
  10/09/20
Where the Wild Things Are
iridescent cumskin
  04/10/18
The Rainbow Fish
drunken foreskin
  04/13/18
lol @ bumping this for some fucking commie Rainbow Fish. ...
adventurous pocket flask institution
  04/13/18
I mainly just like that cool looking fish
drunken foreskin
  03/31/19
He's not cool looking at the end brother
Frozen Thriller Public Bath Juggernaut
  03/31/19
Yeah, well, some people say Sharing is Caring
drunken foreskin
  03/31/19
The battle of convoys HX 229 and SC 122
Talking zombie-like round eye tanning salon
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Frog and Toad sorry Libs
brindle godawful stage newt
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CR or possibly Winnie the Pooh
Racy potus
  04/13/18
Cr waspy "Christopher Robins" probably takes it
brindle godawful stage newt
  04/13/18
Runaway Bunny
Metal light patrolman trailer park
  04/13/18
Faggots by Larry Kramer
Multi-colored field dog poop
  04/13/18
Corduroy (the bear)
drunken foreskin
  06/04/18
That gay jweish book. I believe it was called Faggots. By La...
Multi-colored field dog poop
  06/04/18
Rikki Tikki Tavi
Buck-toothed Khaki Depressive Brethren
  06/05/18
tell your kids about jmaw
abusive carnelian school
  06/05/18
Atlas Shrugged
glassy bat-shit-crazy police squad
  06/05/18
Struwwelpeter
Ruby Aromatic Weed Whacker
  06/05/18
my recent favorite is The Very Hungry Caterpillar
drunken foreskin
  06/16/19
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Boyish Slate Pit
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drunken foreskin
  10/09/20
The Day the Crayons Quit and The Day the Crayons Came Back a...
adventurous pocket flask institution
  06/16/19
Tcr is goodnight moon, but another lesser known and imho equ...
Tantric water buffalo
  06/16/19
I recommend this one if you currently have a kid 0-3 http...
charismatic location
  06/16/19
my parents would read the one about the Forest Jew and the p...
stubborn gaping
  06/16/19
Kipling tales of white empire and it's not close
Buck-toothed Khaki Depressive Brethren
  06/16/19
The Jack Tales
Haunting university lettuce
  10/09/20
The Snake
cerebral cream nursing home mad-dog skullcap
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Treasure Island. One chapter per night. Truly 180.
Fuchsia stirring parlour liquid oxygen
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Date: February 18th, 2018 4:50 PM
Author: Flushed cruise ship



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Date: February 18th, 2018 4:50 PM
Author: cerebral cream nursing home mad-dog skullcap



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Date: February 18th, 2018 5:07 PM
Author: splenetic offensive generalized bond



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Date: February 18th, 2018 11:00 PM
Author: motley area telephone



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Date: February 18th, 2018 6:01 PM
Author: wonderful tripping main people

The one about the blacksmith and the devil. Its possibly more than 5,000 years old.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#35432739)



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Date: June 4th, 2018 9:59 PM
Author: wonderful tripping main people



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Date: February 18th, 2018 6:02 PM
Author: Submissive deep marketing idea mental disorder

genesis 38:9

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#35432743)



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Date: February 18th, 2018 6:20 PM
Author: splenetic offensive generalized bond

http://biblehub.com/2_samuel/13-12.htm

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#35432854)



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Date: February 18th, 2018 6:21 PM
Author: Submissive deep marketing idea mental disorder



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#35432858)



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Date: April 13th, 2018 1:39 PM
Author: Racy potus

Contemporary English Version

She answered, "No! Please don't force me! This sort of thing isn't done in Israel. It's disgusting!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#35833438)



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Date: June 5th, 2018 3:14 AM
Author: splenetic offensive generalized bond

valley girl?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#36185767)



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Date: February 18th, 2018 6:03 PM
Author: Boyish Slate Pit

Harry Potter

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#35432752)



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Date: February 18th, 2018 6:10 PM
Author: Lavender home goal in life



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#35432792)



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Date: February 18th, 2018 9:00 PM
Author: slap-happy prole

Goodnight moon

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#35433720)



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Date: February 18th, 2018 9:02 PM
Author: Stimulating locus trump supporter

Titcr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#35433723)



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Date: April 10th, 2018 10:19 PM
Author: Boyish Slate Pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#35812079)



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Date: April 10th, 2018 10:26 PM
Author: Twinkling really tough guy

2nd place = where the wild things are

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#35812126)



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Date: April 10th, 2018 10:30 PM
Author: cyan electric furnace ape

Goodnight Room.

Goodnight Bboooom.

Goodnight Cowgoesmoo.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#35812151)



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Date: April 10th, 2018 10:33 PM
Author: Twinkling really tough guy

Goodnight Wheezing Willow. Goodnight Moon.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#35812175)



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Date: April 10th, 2018 10:34 PM
Author: Diverse honey-headed meetinghouse pozpig



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Date: April 10th, 2018 10:55 PM
Author: cracking soggy idea he suggested faggot firefighter



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#35812351)



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Date: October 9th, 2020 7:00 PM
Author: Anal lodge pisswyrm



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Date: April 10th, 2018 10:55 PM
Author: cracking soggy idea he suggested faggot firefighter

(Jim Kelly)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#35812352)



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Date: April 10th, 2018 10:57 PM
Author: alcoholic arousing half-breed step-uncle's house

subtle

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#35812376)



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Date: June 4th, 2018 10:00 PM
Author: Multi-colored field dog poop



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#36184586)



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Date: March 31st, 2019 6:22 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle sienna candlestick maker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#38021156)



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Date: March 31st, 2019 6:22 PM
Author: Frozen Thriller Public Bath Juggernaut



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Date: October 9th, 2020 7:00 PM
Author: Anal lodge pisswyrm



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Date: April 13th, 2018 1:41 PM
Author: canary roommate

only this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#35833454)



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Date: October 9th, 2020 6:56 PM
Author: appetizing hall cuckold



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Date: February 18th, 2018 9:02 PM
Author: floppy pea-brained roast beef

Dragons Love Tacos

The Gruffalo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#35433724)



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Date: February 18th, 2018 9:05 PM
Author: Scarlet Affirmative Action Regret

lady chatterly

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#35433737)



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Date: April 10th, 2018 10:20 PM
Author: kink-friendly 180 stage

(Julia)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#35812083)



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Date: February 18th, 2018 10:53 PM
Author: alcoholic arousing half-breed step-uncle's house

Green Eggs and Ham

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#35434309)



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Date: March 1st, 2020 6:31 PM
Author: Boyish Slate Pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#39678478)



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Date: April 10th, 2018 10:56 PM
Author: Ocher Stag Film



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Date: April 10th, 2018 10:56 PM
Author: cracking soggy idea he suggested faggot firefighter

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OiYcq_vxQt4

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#35812361)



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Date: April 10th, 2018 10:56 PM
Author: seedy at-the-ready lay



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#35812363)



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Date: April 10th, 2018 11:10 PM
Author: Out-of-control disturbing point coldplay fan

probably Goodnight Moon bc it's austere and waspy, it's like "good night random thing" and a picture of a baby rabbit with a blase face, and also the phone is disconnected because only proles actually make calls from the bedroom

but going outside the canon, it's The Hobbit, which was written by an Oxford professor of Old English as a bedtime story for his children, and it features multiple fully-formed conlangs and a detailed religious framework, plus the main characters sing faggy shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#35812488)



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Date: October 9th, 2020 6:54 PM
Author: lemon hyperventilating sound barrier



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#41082813)



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Date: October 9th, 2020 6:55 PM
Author: lemon hyperventilating sound barrier

Wait, did I write this? I can't tell anymore with randomized monikers.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#41082815)



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Date: April 10th, 2018 11:11 PM
Author: iridescent cumskin

Where the Wild Things Are

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#35812503)



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Date: April 13th, 2018 1:27 PM
Author: drunken foreskin

The Rainbow Fish

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#35833367)



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Date: April 13th, 2018 1:37 PM
Author: adventurous pocket flask institution

lol @ bumping this for some fucking commie Rainbow Fish.

"Ooh, your friends will only like you if you equally share that which makes you special! No one can be better than anyone else!"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#35833428)



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Date: March 31st, 2019 6:17 PM
Author: drunken foreskin

I mainly just like that cool looking fish

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#38021133)



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Date: March 31st, 2019 6:22 PM
Author: Frozen Thriller Public Bath Juggernaut

He's not cool looking at the end brother

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#38021153)



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Date: March 31st, 2019 6:25 PM
Author: drunken foreskin

Yeah, well, some people say Sharing is Caring

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#38021172)



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Date: April 13th, 2018 1:37 PM
Author: Talking zombie-like round eye tanning salon

The battle of convoys HX 229 and SC 122

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#35833433)



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Date: April 13th, 2018 1:39 PM
Author: brindle godawful stage newt

Frog and Toad sorry Libs

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#35833443)



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Date: April 13th, 2018 1:48 PM
Author: Racy potus

CR or possibly Winnie the Pooh

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#35833509)



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Date: April 13th, 2018 1:56 PM
Author: brindle godawful stage newt

Cr waspy "Christopher Robins" probably takes it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#35833573)



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Date: April 13th, 2018 1:40 PM
Author: Metal light patrolman trailer park

Runaway Bunny

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#35833450)



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Date: April 13th, 2018 1:41 PM
Author: Multi-colored field dog poop

Faggots by Larry Kramer

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#35833456)



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Date: June 4th, 2018 9:53 PM
Author: drunken foreskin

Corduroy (the bear)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#36184532)



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Date: June 4th, 2018 10:01 PM
Author: Multi-colored field dog poop

That gay jweish book. I believe it was called Faggots. By Larry Kramer.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#36184589)



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Date: June 5th, 2018 1:55 AM
Author: Buck-toothed Khaki Depressive Brethren

Rikki Tikki Tavi

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#36185673)



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Date: June 5th, 2018 2:04 AM
Author: abusive carnelian school

tell your kids about jmaw

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#36185686)



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Date: June 5th, 2018 2:14 AM
Author: glassy bat-shit-crazy police squad

Atlas Shrugged

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#36185708)



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Date: June 5th, 2018 2:58 AM
Author: Ruby Aromatic Weed Whacker

Struwwelpeter

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#36185752)



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Date: June 16th, 2019 10:55 PM
Author: drunken foreskin

my recent favorite is The Very Hungry Caterpillar

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#38398853)



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Date: July 28th, 2019 8:33 PM
Author: Boyish Slate Pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#38602684)



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Date: October 9th, 2020 6:37 PM
Author: drunken foreskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#41082737)



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Date: June 16th, 2019 10:57 PM
Author: adventurous pocket flask institution

The Day the Crayons Quit and The Day the Crayons Came Back are good ones.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#38398866)



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Date: June 16th, 2019 10:59 PM
Author: Tantric water buffalo

Tcr is goodnight moon, but another lesser known and imho equally good bedtime story is The Big Red Barn. Very soothing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#38398872)



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Date: June 16th, 2019 10:59 PM
Author: charismatic location

I recommend this one if you currently have a kid 0-3

https://www.amazon.com/Time-Bed-Pull-Tab-Books/dp/2745981773

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#38398876)



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Date: June 16th, 2019 11:00 PM
Author: stubborn gaping

my parents would read the one about the Forest Jew and the poisoned candy he'd hand out to cute little aryan children to me when i was young

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#38398878)



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Date: June 16th, 2019 11:01 PM
Author: Buck-toothed Khaki Depressive Brethren

Kipling tales of white empire and it's not close

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#38398888)



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Date: October 9th, 2020 6:39 PM
Author: Haunting university lettuce

The Jack Tales

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#41082745)



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Date: October 9th, 2020 6:57 PM
Author: cerebral cream nursing home mad-dog skullcap

The Snake

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#41082831)



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Date: October 9th, 2020 7:00 PM
Author: Fuchsia stirring parlour liquid oxygen

Treasure Island. One chapter per night. Truly 180.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#41082847)