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Stim up your dong, you're the Yann-o man! Stim up your dong, tonight!

It's nine inch cock on a Saturday The regular crowd shuffle...
Dashing Regret
  03/18/18
956884234
Thriller yapping dilemma
  03/18/18
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Shaky Internal Respiration Therapy
  03/18/18
FUCK 180 finally a worthy contender to end the IFNB songt...
sick stirring doctorate
  03/18/18
When I write one of these I sing it in my head for like a we...
Dashing Regret
  03/25/18
i have BELTED OUT "Gimme The Beefboy" in front of ...
Duck-like Pearly Parlour
  05/23/18
*hair blown back by this poast*
apoplectic titillating useless brakes fat ankles
  03/25/18
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swashbuckling shivering stead cumskin
  03/25/18
Well it's nine-inch cock on a Saturday...
Dashing Regret
  05/23/18
is Sat the day the for kiddie competitions? Pathetic size fo...
Laughsome wagecucks
  11/03/18
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Duck-like Pearly Parlour
  05/23/18
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harsh old irish cottage
  05/23/18
impressive
Marvelous ocher nibblets filthpig
  11/03/18
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Idiotic 180 Chapel Reading Party
  11/03/18
RESPECT
Coral Cuck
  11/03/18
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Idiotic 180 Chapel Reading Party
  11/03/18
Missed this one first time around. 180.
Milky deranged address codepig
  11/03/18
180 (but I'd change wee to D)
Bonkers ivory crotch boistinker
  11/03/18
CR suggestion brother and edit has been made
Dashing Regret
  11/03/18
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sick stirring doctorate
  01/20/19
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twinkling underhanded tank
  08/03/23


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Date: March 18th, 2018 9:53 PM
Author: Dashing Regret

It's nine inch cock on a Saturday

The regular crowd shuffles in

There's an old man lifting next to me

Trying to get a quick tug and a jizz

He says, "Son can you show me a turtleback?

I'm not really sure how it goes

But it seems really sweet

And would stiffen my meat

If you would just stim up my holes."

Now Dan Otter at the gym is a friend of mine

He gets me my twinks for free

And he's quick with a poke or to get your cock stoked

But there's someplace that he'd rather be

He says, "Yann, I believe this is killing me."

As my cum ran away from his face

"Well, I'm sure that I could be a nudie star

If I could shoot nut into space."

Now Snake is a real estate muscleman

Who is straight as fuck with a wife

And he's talking with JK, whose cock's like an AK

shooting round after round clean and white.

And the towel boy is practicing sucking dicks

As the businessmen slowly get blowed

Yes they're sharing a twink they call "Loneliness"

But it's better than lifting while clothed.

It's a pretty good crowd for a Saturday

The gym manager gives me a smile

'Cause he knows it's my D, they've been coming to see

And get sprayed down with white for a while.

And my balls are packed full like an arsenal

As a tongue penetrates my rear

And they lift up the bar and shoot semen real far

And say, "It's totally not queer!"

Stim up your dong, you're the Yann-o man!

Stim up your dong, tonight

Well we're all in the mood for your massive D

And you've got us feeling alright.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3922446&forum_id=2#35634515)



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Date: March 18th, 2018 9:56 PM
Author: Thriller yapping dilemma

956884234

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3922446&forum_id=2#35634540)



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Date: March 18th, 2018 9:56 PM
Author: Shaky Internal Respiration Therapy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3922446&forum_id=2#35634541)



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Date: March 18th, 2018 9:58 PM
Author: sick stirring doctorate

FUCK 180

finally a worthy contender to end the IFNB songthreading slump

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3922446&forum_id=2#35634558)



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Date: March 25th, 2018 10:59 PM
Author: Dashing Regret

When I write one of these I sing it in my head for like a week after. Always worried there will be some instance where original song is on radio and I am singing to the kids or family in the car or something and will forget the "real" lyrics.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3922446&forum_id=2#35688248)



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Date: May 23rd, 2018 10:37 PM
Author: Duck-like Pearly Parlour

i have BELTED OUT "Gimme The Beefboy" in front of all sorts of polite company

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3922446&forum_id=2#36115764)



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Date: March 25th, 2018 11:32 PM
Author: apoplectic titillating useless brakes fat ankles

*hair blown back by this poast*

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Date: March 25th, 2018 11:33 PM
Author: swashbuckling shivering stead cumskin



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Date: May 23rd, 2018 9:49 PM
Author: Dashing Regret

Well it's nine-inch cock on a Saturday...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3922446&forum_id=2#36115467)



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Date: November 3rd, 2018 3:05 PM
Author: Laughsome wagecucks

is Sat the day the for kiddie competitions? Pathetic size for a PRO.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3922446&forum_id=2#37151303)



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Date: May 23rd, 2018 10:36 PM
Author: Duck-like Pearly Parlour



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Date: May 23rd, 2018 10:36 PM
Author: harsh old irish cottage



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Date: November 3rd, 2018 2:44 PM
Author: Marvelous ocher nibblets filthpig

impressive

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3922446&forum_id=2#37151221)



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Date: November 3rd, 2018 2:52 PM
Author: Idiotic 180 Chapel Reading Party



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Date: November 3rd, 2018 3:00 PM
Author: Coral Cuck

RESPECT

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3922446&forum_id=2#37151283)



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Date: November 3rd, 2018 2:50 PM
Author: Idiotic 180 Chapel Reading Party



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3922446&forum_id=2#37151234)



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Date: November 3rd, 2018 3:00 PM
Author: Milky deranged address codepig

Missed this one first time around. 180.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3922446&forum_id=2#37151285)



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Date: November 3rd, 2018 3:17 PM
Author: Bonkers ivory crotch boistinker

180 (but I'd change wee to D)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3922446&forum_id=2#37151351)



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Date: November 3rd, 2018 9:37 PM
Author: Dashing Regret

CR suggestion brother and edit has been made



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3922446&forum_id=2#37153391)



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Date: January 20th, 2019 3:41 PM
Author: sick stirring doctorate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3922446&forum_id=2#37627206)



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Date: August 3rd, 2023 9:52 AM
Author: twinkling underhanded tank



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3922446&forum_id=2#46624454)