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Stim up your dong, you're the Yann-o man! Stim up your dong, tonight!

It's nine inch cock on a Saturday The regular crowd shuffle...
Clear native
  03/18/18
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Talented Pisswyrm Weed Whacker
  03/18/18
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contagious disrespectful gunner
  03/18/18
FUCK 180 finally a worthy contender to end the IFNB songt...
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  03/18/18
When I write one of these I sing it in my head for like a we...
Clear native
  03/25/18
i have BELTED OUT "Gimme The Beefboy" in front of ...
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  05/23/18
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  03/25/18
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  03/25/18
Well it's nine-inch cock on a Saturday...
Clear native
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is Sat the day the for kiddie competitions? Pathetic size fo...
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titillating dilemma
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passionate home sound barrier
  05/23/18
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Medicated histrionic faggotry
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crusty heaven blood rage
  11/03/18
RESPECT
Cracking Menage
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crusty heaven blood rage
  11/03/18
Missed this one first time around. 180.
Cordovan Kitchen
  11/03/18
180 (but I'd change wee to D)
copper roast beef hospital
  11/03/18
CR suggestion brother and edit has been made
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Date: March 18th, 2018 9:53 PM
Author: Clear native

It's nine inch cock on a Saturday

The regular crowd shuffles in

There's an old man lifting next to me

Trying to get a quick tug and a jizz

He says, "Son can you show me a turtleback?

I'm not really sure how it goes

But it seems really sweet

And would stiffen my meat

If you would just stim up my holes."

Now Dan Otter at the gym is a friend of mine

He gets me my twinks for free

And he's quick with a poke or to get your cock stoked

But there's someplace that he'd rather be

He says, "Yann, I believe this is killing me."

As my cum ran away from his face

"Well, I'm sure that I could be a nudie star

If I could shoot nut into space."

Now Snake is a real estate muscleman

Who is straight as fuck with a wife

And he's talking with JK, whose cock's like an AK

shooting round after round clean and white.

And the towel boy is practicing sucking dicks

As the businessmen slowly get blowed

Yes they're sharing a twink they call "Loneliness"

But it's better than lifting while clothed.

It's a pretty good crowd for a Saturday

The gym manager gives me a smile

'Cause he knows it's my D, they've been coming to see

And get sprayed down with white for a while.

And my balls are packed full like an arsenal

As a tongue penetrates my rear

And they lift up the bar and shoot semen real far

And say, "It's totally not queer!"

Stim up your dong, you're the Yann-o man!

Stim up your dong, tonight

Well we're all in the mood for your massive D

And you've got us feeling alright.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3922446&forum_id=2#35634515)



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Date: March 18th, 2018 9:56 PM
Author: Talented Pisswyrm Weed Whacker

956884234

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Date: March 18th, 2018 9:56 PM
Author: contagious disrespectful gunner



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Date: March 18th, 2018 9:58 PM
Author: curious anal trailer park

FUCK 180

finally a worthy contender to end the IFNB songthreading slump

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Date: March 25th, 2018 10:59 PM
Author: Clear native

When I write one of these I sing it in my head for like a week after. Always worried there will be some instance where original song is on radio and I am singing to the kids or family in the car or something and will forget the "real" lyrics.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3922446&forum_id=2#35688248)



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Date: May 23rd, 2018 10:37 PM
Author: titillating dilemma

i have BELTED OUT "Gimme The Beefboy" in front of all sorts of polite company

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3922446&forum_id=2#36115764)



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Date: March 25th, 2018 11:32 PM
Author: razzle bespoke cumskin rigor

*hair blown back by this poast*

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Date: March 25th, 2018 11:33 PM
Author: maniacal motley lay people who are hurt



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Date: May 23rd, 2018 9:49 PM
Author: Clear native

Well it's nine-inch cock on a Saturday...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3922446&forum_id=2#36115467)



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Date: November 3rd, 2018 3:05 PM
Author: Razzmatazz Background Story Center

is Sat the day the for kiddie competitions? Pathetic size for a PRO.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3922446&forum_id=2#37151303)



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Date: May 23rd, 2018 10:36 PM
Author: titillating dilemma



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Date: May 23rd, 2018 10:36 PM
Author: passionate home sound barrier



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Date: November 3rd, 2018 2:44 PM
Author: Medicated histrionic faggotry

impressive

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Date: November 3rd, 2018 2:52 PM
Author: crusty heaven blood rage



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Date: November 3rd, 2018 3:00 PM
Author: Cracking Menage

RESPECT

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Date: November 3rd, 2018 2:50 PM
Author: crusty heaven blood rage



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Date: November 3rd, 2018 3:00 PM
Author: Cordovan Kitchen

Missed this one first time around. 180.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3922446&forum_id=2#37151285)



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Date: November 3rd, 2018 3:17 PM
Author: copper roast beef hospital

180 (but I'd change wee to D)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3922446&forum_id=2#37151351)



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Date: November 3rd, 2018 9:37 PM
Author: Clear native

CR suggestion brother and edit has been made



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3922446&forum_id=2#37153391)



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Date: January 20th, 2019 3:41 PM
Author: curious anal trailer park



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Date: August 3rd, 2023 9:52 AM
Author: Vermilion stimulating brunch



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