I'm funny guys, right? Right?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3970380&forum_id=2#36135907)

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3987676&mc=1&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3970380&forum_id=2#36135928)

try a little harder than your current unfunny horseshit, or better yet just don't try to be funny at all

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3970380&forum_id=2#36135906)

it was a dark couple of years when i was in your crosshairs, i'm glad i'm not anymore

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3970380&forum_id=2#35999767)

Author: .,.,.;.,..,..,.,:,,:,..,..,::,..,:,.,.:...:,:;.:,. (aktp)

Look at how utterly fucking banal it is. Look at how it is me making a point of mentioning my girlfriend in possibly the most colorless way imaginable just to weave her into a conversation. This post absolutely levels me: it takes the worst of my r-threading and compresses it into the most compact utterance I can imagine. There is just no parody thread about me its equal.

Indeed, the fact that you find this not even noteworthy in light of my posting--"Yeah, that's the kind of thing askav might say, so what?"--is, if anything, clear testament to just how threadbare I have become as a poster and hollow I have become as a person. That it isn't even remarkable that I would say such a singularly trite thing is really sad. Really really sad. And McBeef knew that, and said it, and so with this facially plain post he has absolutely unmade me as a human being.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1632923&forum_id=2#18473793

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3970380&forum_id=2#36217160)