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Vivacious bonkers pit
  06/22/18
Ljl fuck you I quit.
pearl set
  06/22/18
CR friend
Vivacious bonkers pit
  06/22/18
Is what I though before saying "Thank, no weekend plans...
pearl set
  06/22/18
Thx for your hard work on this. I'll be out of town that wee...
Vivacious bonkers pit
  06/22/18
Fuck you i quit
pearl set
  06/22/18
Unfortunately, as you're no doubt aware from having read the...
fishy blood rage home
  06/22/18
Is my wife linda fucking 11 year old chad students in this s...
pearl set
  06/22/18
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Fantasy-prone azure rehab haunted graveyard
  05/23/25
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shaky ticket booth keepsake machete
  06/22/18
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histrionic box office jew
  06/22/18
client called on Wednesday morning, partner sends you this ...
Cerise Cruise Ship Incel
  06/22/18
I do this to ppl and it makes me feel like a dick. truth is...
Swashbuckling spot
  06/22/18
More like, client lazily-works on item all week. Doesnt fini...
heady masturbator abode
  06/22/18
tbf, I haven't actually heard bandwidth used in a long while...
Swashbuckling spot
  06/22/18
I hear both used often
pearl set
  06/22/18
20 MHz
Henna Dopamine Hell
  06/22/18
Let's rock and roll. Shoot it over to me; I'm going to call...
fishy blood rage home
  06/22/18
Good God
Stubborn medicated lay international law enforcement agency
  06/22/18
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Henna Dopamine Hell
  06/22/18
Fifty lawyers, in phalanx formation, shout "WILL DO!&qu...
Vivacious bonkers pit
  06/22/18
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fishy blood rage home
  06/22/18
(pls move decimal one to right thank)
fishy blood rage home
  06/22/18
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arousing area
  06/22/18
Guys, sorry, I had to jump off because my flight is taking o...
fishy blood rage home
  06/22/18
I want to thank everyone for a job well done this weekend. ...
fishy blood rage home
  06/25/18
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Fantasy-prone azure rehab haunted graveyard
  05/23/25
i'm renting out some servers in the utah desert. dropbox awa...
Electric shrine fortuitous meteor
  06/22/18
There’s a lot of hair on this deal, buddy. Lotta hair. We’re...
Talented aggressive corner twinkling uncleanness
  06/22/18
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Amethyst voyeur clown
  06/25/18
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silver passionate meetinghouse idea he suggested
  10/05/18
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free-loading circlehead
  05/23/25
I have AT&T 1G fiber, so it's pretty good. But the c...
comical piazza mood
  05/23/25
40 Mbps at home.
cheese-eating spectacular philosopher-king nursing home
  05/23/25


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Date: June 22nd, 2018 7:55 AM
Author: Vivacious bonkers pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4007873&forum_id=2#36289245)



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Date: June 22nd, 2018 8:02 AM
Author: pearl set

Ljl fuck you I quit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4007873&forum_id=2#36289259)



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Date: June 22nd, 2018 8:39 AM
Author: Vivacious bonkers pit

CR friend

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4007873&forum_id=2#36289361)



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Date: June 22nd, 2018 8:46 AM
Author: pearl set

Is what I though before saying "Thank, no weekend plans, happy to be in early Saturday, how do cronuts from Dominique Ansel sound :)!"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4007873&forum_id=2#36289376)



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Date: June 22nd, 2018 11:41 AM
Author: Vivacious bonkers pit

Thx for your hard work on this. I'll be out of town that weekend so I won't see you in the office, but feel free to call if you hit any roadblocks. Cell service is spotty in the Rockies but I'll try to return your call within a few hours.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4007873&forum_id=2#36290364)



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Date: June 22nd, 2018 11:48 AM
Author: pearl set

Fuck you i quit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4007873&forum_id=2#36290443)



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Date: June 22nd, 2018 11:51 AM
Author: fishy blood rage home

Unfortunately, as you're no doubt aware from having read the entrance paperwork, you've entered into a binding, comprehensive whole-life agreement with the Firm and its extended corporate network embedded throughout society. Your informed consent to joining this institution is a matter of clear record. And you of course care about the well-being of your wife, Linda, Age 42, current location: 416 Pine St. (teaching adjunct, St. Elmo's Elementary, M-R, Classroom 12) and your daughter Lauren, Age 7, current location: 14th & Main (1st grade, Pfizer Academy for the Troubled, M-F, Boarding Room A).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4007873&forum_id=2#36290475)



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Date: June 22nd, 2018 10:29 PM
Author: pearl set

Is my wife linda fucking 11 year old chad students in this situation?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4007873&forum_id=2#36294341)



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Date: May 23rd, 2025 12:53 PM
Author: Fantasy-prone azure rehab haunted graveyard



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4007873&forum_id=2#48956363)



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Date: June 22nd, 2018 11:23 AM
Author: shaky ticket booth keepsake machete



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4007873&forum_id=2#36290245)



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Date: June 22nd, 2018 8:40 AM
Author: histrionic box office jew



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4007873&forum_id=2#36289363)



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Date: June 22nd, 2018 8:40 AM
Author: Cerise Cruise Ship Incel

client called on Wednesday morning, partner sends you this at 4:15 Friday afternoon

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4007873&forum_id=2#36289364)



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Date: June 22nd, 2018 8:43 AM
Author: Swashbuckling spot

I do this to ppl and it makes me feel like a dick. truth is i end up poasting instead of taking the time to write an email.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4007873&forum_id=2#36289370)



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Date: June 22nd, 2018 11:41 AM
Author: heady masturbator abode

More like, client lazily-works on item all week. Doesnt finish. Kicks it to outside counsel Friday at 5 PM and asks for it to be done by Monday morning.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4007873&forum_id=2#36290374)



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Date: June 22nd, 2018 8:42 AM
Author: Swashbuckling spot

tbf, I haven't actually heard bandwidth used in a long while. what's your CAPACITY is the new term.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4007873&forum_id=2#36289365)



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Date: June 22nd, 2018 8:49 AM
Author: pearl set

I hear both used often

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4007873&forum_id=2#36289380)



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Date: June 22nd, 2018 8:46 AM
Author: Henna Dopamine Hell

20 MHz

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4007873&forum_id=2#36289374)



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Date: June 22nd, 2018 11:22 AM
Author: fishy blood rage home

Let's rock and roll. Shoot it over to me; I'm going to call an all-hands for 9 p.m. Eastern which I'll scope for an hour, but then let's do a closed group debrief call at 10 p.m. Eastern with team leads. This is a real fire drill gentlemen--we're going to need to step up, lock this down, and knock it out of the park. I want everyone fully wired in here. I want to hear screaming, bleeding, crying all weekend from each office, blazing lights golden glory against the darkness, my little fireflies, each of you dotting the 47th, 48th, 49th floor of the firm Saturday night, early Sunday morning, Sunday night, early Monday morning.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4007873&forum_id=2#36290231)



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Date: June 22nd, 2018 11:28 AM
Author: Stubborn medicated lay international law enforcement agency

Good God

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4007873&forum_id=2#36290274)



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Date: June 22nd, 2018 9:26 PM
Author: Henna Dopamine Hell



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4007873&forum_id=2#36294066)



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Date: June 22nd, 2018 11:44 AM
Author: Vivacious bonkers pit

Fifty lawyers, in phalanx formation, shout "WILL DO!" before breaking and sliding down firepoles and chutes and slides and ropes to their respective billing stations.

One month later, the client receives a bill for $72,852.20 for "Review and revise Letter of Intent."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4007873&forum_id=2#36290395)



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Date: June 22nd, 2018 11:47 AM
Author: fishy blood rage home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4007873&forum_id=2#36290438)



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Date: June 22nd, 2018 11:53 AM
Author: fishy blood rage home

(pls move decimal one to right thank)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4007873&forum_id=2#36290492)



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Date: June 22nd, 2018 10:30 PM
Author: arousing area



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4007873&forum_id=2#36294349)



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Date: June 22nd, 2018 9:25 PM
Author: fishy blood rage home

Guys, sorry, I had to jump off because my flight is taking off in a few minutes. I think it makes sense to reconvene at 1130 pm Eastern—we can tie this discussion up; that should also give everyone a few hours to get started on their various assignments so we can get a sense of whether we’re tilling fertile ground or not with this strategy.

John, please send around a dial-in.

Talk in a few. Thanks

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4007873&forum_id=2#36294063)



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Date: June 25th, 2018 7:54 PM
Author: fishy blood rage home

I want to thank everyone for a job well done this weekend. I just heard back from the client and they are more than pleased. It's a testament to the quality of the team and the capacity of the firm that we are able to so readily answer the bell and come to the mat for our clients, at all hours, across all geographies, under such trying circumstances.

Everyone hit the showers. John and I will join you in a few.

Thanks

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4007873&forum_id=2#36308682)



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Date: May 23rd, 2025 12:16 PM
Author: Fantasy-prone azure rehab haunted graveyard



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4007873&forum_id=2#48956287)



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Date: June 22nd, 2018 11:23 AM
Author: Electric shrine fortuitous meteor

i'm renting out some servers in the utah desert. dropbox away!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4007873&forum_id=2#36290241)



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Date: June 22nd, 2018 9:50 PM
Author: Talented aggressive corner twinkling uncleanness

There’s a lot of hair on this deal, buddy. Lotta hair. We’re going to have to bring our A-game on this one.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4007873&forum_id=2#36294172)



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Date: June 25th, 2018 7:55 PM
Author: Amethyst voyeur clown



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4007873&forum_id=2#36308689)



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Date: October 5th, 2018 1:34 PM
Author: silver passionate meetinghouse idea he suggested



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4007873&forum_id=2#36964372)



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Date: May 23rd, 2025 12:23 PM
Author: free-loading circlehead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4007873&forum_id=2#48956294)



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Date: May 23rd, 2025 12:25 PM
Author: comical piazza mood

I have AT&T 1G fiber, so it's pretty good.

But the client can go fuck himself.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4007873&forum_id=2#48956296)



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Date: May 23rd, 2025 12:53 PM
Author: cheese-eating spectacular philosopher-king nursing home

40 Mbps at home.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4007873&forum_id=2#48956365)