| Anybody own a cat? How much work are they? Worth it?
 
 
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 Date:  August 17th, 2018 4:13 PM
 Author: Slate gas station striped hyena
 
 cats require zero effort other than scooping litter. they don't have "accidents", you can leave them over a weekend, etc. they are quiet and clean.
 
  I've raised dogs from puppies and it's not similar at all. 
  
  they may scratch your furniture and shit if you care about that.
 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4054251&forum_id=2#36634403)
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 Date:  August 17th, 2018 4:30 PM
 Author: Slate gas station striped hyena
 
 retarded fake news.
 
  
  I took cats off the street, literally zero litter training.
  
  and they'll scratch whatever they want. you can stop them in the moment but lol at training.
 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4054251&forum_id=2#36634538)
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 Date:  August 17th, 2018 4:25 PM
 Author: Slate gas station striped hyena
 
 you can and should.
 
  they may like something else, though. like your couch.
  
  
  there are different scratching post materials--try them all if your cat doesn't seem to love the one you have.
 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4054251&forum_id=2#36634497)
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 Date:  August 17th, 2018 4:41 PM
 Author: floppy puppy new version
 
 Pasturella multocida.
 Your sweet little cat will go with you everywhere you move throughout life, from apartment to condo, from one coast to the other. It will let you shove it in a crate where it will be trapped for five hours on a plane and it will piss on itself during the flight. 
  It will test you, trying to claim more space in your bed from you. It will scratch and playfully bite you. You will think nothing of the tiny puncture wound, rinse it and wake up the next day with a severe subcutaneous infection. Your doctor will share some very saddening statistics regarding the treatment prognosis for this kind of infection. You will wish you hadn't ever gotten a cat.
 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4054251&forum_id=2#36634610)
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 Date:  August 18th, 2018 2:19 AM
 Author: spectacular resort hairy legs
 
 i have a scar on my forearm from a past beloved kittydood.
 i wouldnt trade that scare for a million dollars, and id give a million to have my fuzball best friend back.
  fuk u, deshaun
  
  
 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4054251&forum_id=2#36637393)
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 Date:  August 17th, 2018 4:52 PM
 Author: Bateful Site
 
 my cat is basically zero work. i would advise trying to potty train your cat while it's still young. buy something like the litter kwitter system - generally it works provided your cat isn't dumb and you start at a young age. now i just have to feed her and take her to the vet occasionally. i can't stand the smell of a litter box.
 
  they are generally good pets. there are certainly shitty cats out there that have little interest in human contact or are very fearful, but they are usually affectionate. my cat waits by the door when i am gone and wants to sit on my lap as soon as i get back home. they aren't quite as loving as dogs, but i prefer not having a very needy pet. 
 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4054251&forum_id=2#36634693)
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 Date:  August 17th, 2018 5:02 PM
 Author: henna market
 
 “Between dogs and cats my degree of choice is so great that it would never occur to me to compare the two. I have no active dislike for dogs, any more than I have for monkeys, human beings, negroes, cows, sheep, or pterodactyls; but for the cat I have entertained a particular respect and affection ever since the earliest days of my infancy. In its flawless grace and superior self-sufficiency I have seen a symbol of the perfect beauty and bland impersonality of the universe itself, objectively considered; and in its air of silent mystery there resides for me all the wonder and fascination of the unknown. The dog appeals to cheap and facile emotions; the cat to the deepest founts of imagination and cosmic perception in the human mind. It is no accident that the contemplative Egyptians, together with such later poetic spirits as Poe, Gautier, Baudelaire, and Swinburne, were all sincere worshippers of the supple grimalkin.
      Naturally, one’s preference in the matter of cats and dogs depends wholly upon one’s temperament and point of view. The dog would appear to me to be the favourite of superficial, sentimental, emotional, and democratic people—people who feel rather than think, who attach importance to mankind and the popular conventional emotions of the simple, and who find their greatest consolation in the fawning and dependent attachments of a gregarious society. Such people live in a limited world of imagination; accepting uncritically the values of common folklore, and always preferring to have their naive beliefs, feelings, and prejudices tickled, rather than to enjoy a purely aesthetic and philosophic pleasure arising from discrimination, contemplation, and the recognition of austere absolute beauty. This is not to say that the cheaper emotions do not also reside in the average cat-lover’s love of cats, but merely to point out that in ailurophily there exists a basis of true aestheticism which kynophily does not possess. The real lover of cats is one who demands a clearer adjustment to the universe than ordinary household platitudes provide; one who refuses to swallow the sentimental notion that all good people love dogs, children, and horses while all bad people dislike and are disliked by such. He is unwilling to set up himself and his cruder feelings as a measure of universal values, or to allow shallow ethical notions to warp his judgment. In a word, he had rather admire and respect than effuse and dote; and does not fall into the fallacy that pointless sociability and friendliness, or slavering devotion and obedience, constitute anything intrinsically admirable or exalted. Dog-lovers base their whole case on these commonplace, servile, and plebeian qualities, and amusingly judge the intelligence of a pet by its degree of conformity to their own wishes. Catlovers escape this delusion, repudiate the idea that cringing subservience and sidling companionship to man are supreme merits, and stand free to worship aristocratic independence, self-respect, and individual personality joined to extreme grace and beauty as typified by the cool, lithe, cynical, and unconquered lord of the housetops.”
 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4054251&forum_id=2#36634758)
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 Date:  August 17th, 2018 5:13 PM
 Author: Amber institution
 
 Highly dependent on the individual cat. I'm a hardcore dogmo to the core, but there are some 180 cats.
 
  Make damn sure you are not allergic to cats beforehand. If it turns out you are allergic, you will be miserable while the cat lives in your place, and it will be difficult to find someone to take your cat.
 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4054251&forum_id=2#36634823)
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 Date:  August 17th, 2018 5:17 PM
 Author: citrine wonderful parlor gay wizard
 
 Try and get a cat that doesn't shed hair. Nightmare if you're an autist who only wears black and covered in grey cat hair.
 
  
 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4054251&forum_id=2#36634841)
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 Date:  August 17th, 2018 11:32 PM
 Author: awkward lemon area
 
 They suck.  They aren't loyal like dogs, you really don't want to travel with them, they aren't useful unless you have mice, etc.  They're a surprising pain in the ass.  Litter box means they're still shitting in the house.  97% they shit in the box.  3% they decide they want to shit somewhere else.  Cat people will tell you that it's your fault because their litter box wasn't clean enough or whatever, but it is BS because cats are malicious assholes that don't are about what you like.  They vomit.  Hairballs, grass, ate too much food, whatever.  They scratch your furniture even though they have scratching posts.  The only good thing is that you can lock them outside periodically (I think people who keep cats locked inside their entire lives are insane).
 
  They shed a surprising amount.  Bathing them is awful, though with mine the few times I gave him a full on bath I was able to shampoo and wash him in under 2 minutes.  They still need to go to the vet once a year.  They meow, they go crazy at 5am, they decide to bother you at 3am and have none of the charisma and don't draw the love you feel for a dog.  I've had this little bastard for maybe 6-7 years and after he finally kicks the bucket I hope to never own another cat again.
 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4054251&forum_id=2#36636827)
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 Date:  August 18th, 2018 3:15 PM
 Author: Peach fear-inspiring brunch wagecucks
 
 In general, the dynamic between man and dog = dog is your faithful sidekick who likes to chill with you and will give up his life for you.
 
  The dynamic between man and cat = the man is like a cuck bitch who caters to the Queen Cat, who regards him with disdain and would kill him if they were the same size.
  
  This is not always true, because I have encountered some friendly and affectionate cats, but is a good general rule.
 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4054251&forum_id=2#36639571)
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