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Date: September 13th, 2018 3:36 PM Author: crimson dead immigrant pectation that you will remain within the confines of the building, at your posts, continuing to engage in the important work of the firm as we endure through this cataclysm of nature together, a single, unified Swiss verein legal family. Perhaps to little surprise of anyone here given the seriousness with which we take contingency planning, our retrofitting of the office in 2016 was designed to enable it to withstand windspeeds of up to 4,000 mph, toxicological, radiation, electromagnetic, biological, and pressure phenomena of a magnitude beyond anything so far observed in recorded human history, temperature extremes between -1,000 to 6,000 F, as well as various forms of historical, current-era, and anticipated near-future lethal and sub-lethal assault, including but not limited to fusion and fission detonations and semi-sentient autonomous mechanized warfare. There is no possible event that would necessitate your departure from its confines and, accordingly, time worked should continue to be billed for the duration of this meteorological happening. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4076546&forum_id=2#36802602) |
Date: September 13th, 2018 3:37 PM Author: haunting bat shit crazy brethren It's my pleasure sir (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4076546&forum_id=2#36802610) |
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Date: September 13th, 2018 3:38 PM Author: crimson dead immigrant (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4076546&forum_id=2#36802623) |
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Date: September 13th, 2018 3:39 PM Author: lime fanboi candlestick maker Just a little storm huh? Wouldn't have known haven't been out of the office all week haha
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Date: September 13th, 2018 3:41 PM Author: crimson dead immigrant Hard to hear or see anything of the outside world here in this windowless productivity chamber within the 3rd floor subbasement of the firm! But it's comfortable in this creaking Aeron chair, the food-liquid tube brings in what I need, the waste tube takes out what I don't (most of the time), and the six monitors bathe me in their warm glow through endless nights! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4076546&forum_id=2#36802646) |
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Date: September 13th, 2018 4:12 PM Author: maniacal insecure office (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4076546&forum_id=2#36802796) |
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Date: September 13th, 2018 4:35 PM Author: bateful factory reset button (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4076546&forum_id=2#36802960) |
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Date: September 13th, 2018 3:41 PM Author: Apoplectic cream mad-dog skullcap ... thank (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4076546&forum_id=2#36802640) |
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Date: September 13th, 2018 3:47 PM Author: Chestnut goyim this is awesome.
I bet there was an email that went around in some biglaw firms today that made some reference to the security and blast force endurance of the windows etc. intended as comforting but actually grimly disheartening. I would love to see the real thing.
"our retrofitting of the office in 2016 was designed to enable it to withstand windspeeds of up to 4,000 mph, toxicological, radiation, electromagnetic, biological, and pressure phenomena of a magnitude beyond anything so far observed in recorded human history, temperature extremes between -1,000 to 6,000 F, as well as various forms of historical, current-era, and anticipated near-future lethal and sub-lethal assault, including but not limited to fusion and fission detonations and semi-sentient autonomous mechanized warfare." |
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Date: September 13th, 2018 3:54 PM Author: crawly big ape weed whacker (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4076546&forum_id=2#36802715) |
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Date: September 13th, 2018 3:57 PM Author: harsh location (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4076546&forum_id=2#36802731) |
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Date: September 13th, 2018 4:07 PM Author: tantric beady-eyed knife laser beams (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4076546&forum_id=2#36802766) |
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Date: September 13th, 2018 7:38 PM Author: crimson dead immigrant (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4076546&forum_id=2#36803833) |
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Date: September 13th, 2018 4:34 PM Author: provocative sweet tailpipe (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4076546&forum_id=2#36802953) |
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Date: September 13th, 2018 4:35 PM Author: Doobsian antidepressant drug kitchen (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4076546&forum_id=2#36802959) |
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Date: September 13th, 2018 4:35 PM Author: medicated shrine oh my god (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4076546&forum_id=2#36802961) |
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Date: September 13th, 2018 7:40 PM Author: aromatic flesh codepig (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4076546&forum_id=2#36803841) |