while the windspeed has reach 565mph at our charlotte office, it is our every ex
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Date: September 13th, 2018 3:36 PM Author: exciting cream kitty cat elastic band
pectation that you will remain within the confines of the building, at your posts, continuing to engage in the important work of the firm as we endure through this cataclysm of nature together, a single, unified Swiss verein legal family. Perhaps to little surprise of anyone here given the seriousness with which we take contingency planning, our retrofitting of the office in 2016 was designed to enable it to withstand windspeeds of up to 4,000 mph, toxicological, radiation, electromagnetic, biological, and pressure phenomena of a magnitude beyond anything so far observed in recorded human history, temperature extremes between -1,000 to 6,000 F, as well as various forms of historical, current-era, and anticipated near-future lethal and sub-lethal assault, including but not limited to fusion and fission detonations and semi-sentient autonomous mechanized warfare. There is no possible event that would necessitate your departure from its confines and, accordingly, time worked should continue to be billed for the duration of this meteorological happening.
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Date: September 13th, 2018 3:39 PM Author: comical misunderstood coldplay fan
Just a little storm huh? Wouldn't have known haven't been out of the office all week haha
Thank
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Date: September 13th, 2018 3:47 PM Author: Up-to-no-good crackhouse
this is awesome.
I bet there was an email that went around in some biglaw firms today that made some reference to the security and blast force endurance of the windows etc. intended as comforting but actually grimly disheartening. I would love to see the real thing.
"our retrofitting of the office in 2016 was designed to enable it to withstand windspeeds of up to 4,000 mph, toxicological, radiation, electromagnetic, biological, and pressure phenomena of a magnitude beyond anything so far observed in recorded human history, temperature extremes between -1,000 to 6,000 F, as well as various forms of historical, current-era, and anticipated near-future lethal and sub-lethal assault, including but not limited to fusion and fission detonations and semi-sentient autonomous mechanized warfare."
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