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Me: aggressively shorting Tesla because logic. U: ask about retarded coins

Lololololol
marvelous travel guidebook
  09/18/18
Enjoy the squeeze
flushed mischievous scourge upon the earth hospital
  09/18/18
I will never not have money to fund a margin call here. I&rs...
marvelous travel guidebook
  09/18/18
i understand and respect the rational argument for why to sh...
flushed mischievous scourge upon the earth hospital
  09/18/18
I agree with your sentiment too. Exactly why my principal ve...
marvelous travel guidebook
  09/18/18
just be careful bro - those puts are expensive for a reason....
flushed mischievous scourge upon the earth hospital
  09/18/18
I also think TSLA is a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity. Th...
Citrine Prole
  09/18/18
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marvelous travel guidebook
  09/18/18
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Sable Low-t Mexican
  09/29/18
one of the hardest self-pwns ever
startled macaca filthpig
  02/23/20
cp
insecure stage fanboi
  09/18/18
...
Citrine Prole
  09/18/18
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Citrine Prole
  09/18/18
We agree that Tesla is a joke. What is your biggest fear re...
marvelous travel guidebook
  09/18/18
It's already known that the SEC/DOJ are probing civil and cr...
Citrine Prole
  09/18/18
I'm 100% positive that even after TSLAQ, you'll be able to h...
Citrine Prole
  09/18/18
Fuck fuck fuck fuck
marvelous travel guidebook
  10/24/18
Grats
Sable Low-t Mexican
  09/27/18
Thanks friend. Fwiw I’m confident $267 is still cartoonishly...
marvelous travel guidebook
  09/29/18
Those PUTS on Wednesday would've been 180 too
Sable Low-t Mexican
  09/29/18
Not unreasonable to think it'll drop to 200-220
Sable Low-t Mexican
  09/29/18
...
marvelous travel guidebook
  09/29/18
elon out as chairman. holy shit lol.
marvelous travel guidebook
  09/29/18
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marvelous travel guidebook
  10/08/18
What are some painless ways to kill oneself? Asking for a fr...
marvelous travel guidebook
  10/24/18
lol another $TSLA victim seen so many of you suckers get b...
Gold Trailer Park
  10/24/18
To be clear I’m certain Elon just jammed through a bun...
marvelous travel guidebook
  10/24/18
lol yes you do monkeyface
very tactful french chef
  10/24/18
“I’m literally too stupid and poor to have anyth...
marvelous travel guidebook
  10/24/18
I know better than to regurgitate freshman year econ notes a...
very tactful french chef
  10/24/18
Why sidetrack an interesting thread with literally nothing w...
marvelous travel guidebook
  10/24/18
this thread is in no way interesting it is just you being...
very tactful french chef
  10/24/18
I sorry for not being sufficiently humble in a cesspool of m...
marvelous travel guidebook
  10/24/18
Why would I care about some dumb nigger from the internet ta...
very tactful french chef
  10/24/18
NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER lmao you dumb fucking faggot do ...
marvelous travel guidebook
  10/24/18
lol how red in the face were you when you slammed this out o...
very tactful french chef
  10/24/18
...
mewling shrine digit ratio
  10/24/18
Lol I can’t be red faced I’m black. And I’...
marvelous travel guidebook
  10/24/18
come on dude you can't let money matter that much to you ...
very tactful french chef
  10/25/18
classic "i'm in it for the tech" poast after losin...
Gold Trailer Park
  10/24/18
Lol what tech??? I’m still convinced Tesla is a joke a...
marvelous travel guidebook
  10/24/18
Unique and interesting take. You must be the only person any...
blue ticket booth
  10/25/18
Really just brutal thread. Ive been following Tesla only ...
blue ticket booth
  10/25/18
You think this is the end lmao? I expected this to happen. I...
marvelous travel guidebook
  10/25/18
Of course its not the end, but you were so smug and so wrong...
blue ticket booth
  10/25/18
If you think I’m wrong, you don’t understand my ...
marvelous travel guidebook
  10/26/18
Updates?
blue ticket booth
  02/04/20
must suck to be retarded and an incel :(
marvelous travel guidebook
  05/22/19
http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3694990&mc=1...
motley abode nowag
  10/31/18
Absolutely devastating
anal ultramarine masturbator
  10/31/18
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rebellious vibrant pit
  10/31/18
because logic!
motley abode nowag
  10/31/18
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Appetizing Godawful Locus
  01/07/19
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blue ticket booth
  11/01/18
hahahahahahhahahahahahahahaha you dumb cocksucker I&rsquo...
marvelous travel guidebook
  10/31/18
Do you not have anything to say for yourself? If only your c...
marvelous travel guidebook
  10/31/18
...
marvelous travel guidebook
  10/31/18
I've never put a cent into crypto, just seems odd that you n...
motley abode nowag
  10/31/18
i feel smart people generally are more likely to change thei...
marvelous travel guidebook
  10/31/18
You didn’t sell anything. Just lol tell us more about ...
anal ultramarine masturbator
  10/31/18
http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4018285&fo...
marvelous travel guidebook
  10/31/18
fair
motley abode nowag
  10/31/18
Do you really think it will be worth $50,000 by year end dad...
anal ultramarine masturbator
  10/31/18
Maybe 50,000 Venezuelan Bolivars
marvelous travel guidebook
  10/31/18
This is why I avoid black doctors and investment advisors.
blue ticket booth
  11/01/18
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Appetizing Godawful Locus
  11/01/18
Tesla’s valuation remains a testament to the inherent ...
marvelous travel guidebook
  11/01/18
Right, you know much more than institutional investors pumpi...
Dashing Clown Home
  11/01/18
Literally perfect name/post synergy.
marvelous travel guidebook
  11/01/18
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marvelous travel guidebook
  05/22/19
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stimulating dingle berry
  02/23/20
as a general rule, anyone who uses the phrase “because...
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  01/07/19
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marvelous travel guidebook
  05/22/19
Did u profit or long since get owned
impertinent tantric useless brakes
  05/22/19
I bought a bunch of (then) out of the money puts with a brea...
marvelous travel guidebook
  05/22/19
https://www.cnbc.com/2019/05/22/citi-sees-chance-tesla-drops...
marvelous travel guidebook
  05/22/19
...
impertinent tantric useless brakes
  05/22/19
nice call, hope you held strong
Cracking confused church tattoo
  05/22/19
Elon with the reversal
motley abode nowag
  01/08/20
Rough thread
blue ticket booth
  01/08/20
...
blue ticket booth
  02/04/20
depends on when OP got out of the pozition
ivory drunken station
  02/04/20
http://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4080406&mc=83&...
blue ticket booth
  02/04/20
jfc
Umber deranged pozpig corn cake
  02/04/20
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blue ticket booth
  02/23/20
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Azure Arousing Gas Station Stock Car
  02/23/20
Same pumo: http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4418708&a...
Floppy Son Of Senegal National
  02/23/20
...
blue ticket booth
  02/23/20
http://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4190017&mc=41&...
marvelous travel guidebook
  02/23/20
http://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4172087&mc=21&...
marvelous travel guidebook
  02/23/20
http://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4317326&mc=24&...
marvelous travel guidebook
  02/23/20
And yet the NASDAQ is up 25%. Oh what a E*Trade Pumo scholar...
Floppy Son Of Senegal National
  02/23/20
Using NASDAQ to calculate excess return instead of the S&...
marvelous travel guidebook
  02/23/20
(NOWAG whose highlight reel of investments didn’t beat...
Floppy Son Of Senegal National
  02/23/20
lol OP would literally have been better off buying Boolberry
balding aromatic chad ratface
  02/23/20
Lololololol
Copper partner
  02/23/20
Me: stressing about deadlines and drinking heavily because o...
crusty wild theatre
  02/23/20
OP is a moron but one cant help but share the pain of this m...
well-lubricated flirting volcanic crater
  02/23/20
I’m not a moron and I’m not even 0.000001% embar...
marvelous travel guidebook
  02/23/20
“ No one can see the future.” Then stfu about...
blue ticket booth
  02/23/20
...
Floppy Son Of Senegal National
  02/23/20
Because logic
stimulating dingle berry
  02/23/20
LMAO
sooty death wish indian lodge
  02/23/20
...
Copper partner
  02/23/20
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cerebral amber wrinkle
  02/23/20
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Boyish lettuce
  02/29/20
This thread is proof the LORD truly hates pride
Abnormal iridescent legend range
  02/23/20
now looks like a great time to short tsla
beta frozen senate
  02/23/20
tbf shorting any tech stock looks good right now
aqua business firm elastic band
  02/28/20
i thought tesla sold cars?
marvelous travel guidebook
  02/28/20
Tesla sells Musk
sooty death wish indian lodge
  02/28/20
*space vehicles, miniature cave submarines, etc
aqua business firm elastic band
  02/28/20
😬😬😬 I think the reversion to value only happens ...
marvelous travel guidebook
  02/27/20
this retard op deserves to be wiped out just for formating h...
Copper partner
  02/27/20
before i head to the gym, lemme just say i’m not even ...
marvelous travel guidebook
  02/29/20
Have fun at the “gym” lol
blue ticket booth
  02/29/20
describe the return you made on shorting TSLA the last week
Swashbuckling Internet-worthy Space
  02/29/20
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Lascivious incel people who are hurt
  11/21/20
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blue ticket booth
  11/27/20
Amazing thread
insane state
  11/27/20
still lol @ this thread
blue ticket booth
  04/06/21
lmao who is this retard OP
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motley abode nowag
  04/06/21
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Cracking confused church tattoo
  04/18/21
I fucking love logic
beady-eyed ape
  04/18/21
RIP
angry institution regret
  11/28/21
Holy shit
slap-happy curious parlour psychic
  11/28/21
...
soul-stirring area
  11/29/21
lol
canary new version
  11/29/21
180
charismatic casino background story
  11/29/21
shit like this is why I tuned out anything xo said about mo...
Comical tripping goal in life multi-billionaire
  11/29/21


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Date: September 18th, 2018 12:01 PM
Author: marvelous travel guidebook

Lololololol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4080406&forum_id=2#36832482)



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Date: September 18th, 2018 12:04 PM
Author: flushed mischievous scourge upon the earth hospital

Enjoy the squeeze

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4080406&forum_id=2#36832500)



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Date: September 18th, 2018 12:06 PM
Author: marvelous travel guidebook

I will never not have money to fund a margin call here. I’ve never seen a more obvious short in my entire life.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4080406&forum_id=2#36832509)



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Date: September 18th, 2018 12:16 PM
Author: flushed mischievous scourge upon the earth hospital

i understand and respect the rational argument for why to short $TSLA. As a trader, however, I must advise you that prices are often irrational and such is the case with $TSLA. Everyone and their grandma has been short this thing from 250 for the past four years

my advice is to take your profits quickly on days like today

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4080406&forum_id=2#36832564)



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Date: September 18th, 2018 12:24 PM
Author: marvelous travel guidebook

I agree with your sentiment too. Exactly why my principal vehicle for profiting from the Tesla shitshow has been out of the money long dated puts (which spike violently on days like today)

Fundamentally I’m swinging for a home run here though. They owe 11 billion with $1.3 billion of converts maturing in March. They’ve also never not burned a billion dollars of cash in a quarter and only had less than $1bn of unrestricted cash in the bank as of last June.

This feels like a once in a lifetime opportunity and I want major returns here. There is literally no rational argument to support its valuation and innumerable potential catalysts for a sudden drop to like $20 a share

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4080406&forum_id=2#36832614)



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Date: September 18th, 2018 12:34 PM
Author: flushed mischievous scourge upon the earth hospital

just be careful bro - those puts are expensive for a reason. a lot of people are making the same bet as you, and there are A LOT of short equity positions that will need to be covered between here and your strikes. even if things go according to your plan, this won't be a smooth ride back to 50.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4080406&forum_id=2#36832688)



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Date: September 18th, 2018 2:12 PM
Author: Citrine Prole

I also think TSLA is a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity.

There'll be plenty of shares for the shorts to cover after TSLAQ and Tesla is delisted from the major exchanges.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4080406&forum_id=2#36833321)



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Date: September 18th, 2018 7:42 PM
Author: marvelous travel guidebook



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4080406&forum_id=2#36835906)



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Date: September 29th, 2018 1:03 PM
Author: Sable Low-t Mexican



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4080406&forum_id=2#36921488)



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Date: February 23rd, 2020 12:31 PM
Author: startled macaca filthpig

one of the hardest self-pwns ever

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4080406&forum_id=2#39638717)



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Date: September 18th, 2018 12:35 PM
Author: insecure stage fanboi

cp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4080406&forum_id=2#36832695)



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Date: September 18th, 2018 2:47 PM
Author: Citrine Prole



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4080406&forum_id=2#36833527)



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Date: September 18th, 2018 5:19 PM
Author: Citrine Prole



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4080406&forum_id=2#36834859)



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Date: September 18th, 2018 7:47 PM
Author: marvelous travel guidebook

We agree that Tesla is a joke. What is your biggest fear re: this investment? Mine is that Tesla somehow scrapes together an objectively shitty Q3 that is still marginally less shitty than expected (SOUND THE ALARM MODEL 3 FINALLY HAS A 3% gross margin - never mind that similarly priced cars typically earn ~15%) and the price goes into another idiotic frenzy.

In the long run these guys are fucked. But like the other poster says, there could be lots of zig zags on the way to $0

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4080406&forum_id=2#36835940)



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Date: September 18th, 2018 8:12 PM
Author: Citrine Prole

It's already known that the SEC/DOJ are probing civil and criminal matters. It cannot get more obvious than this. The class action suits are billions in liability.

My biggest fear is the amount of STUPID money out there. The worse case scenario is that Elon reveals the massive fraud behind everything -- 420,000 reservations are fake, his Curaçao fund, etc. and the response is... NOTHING.

The Gene Munsters of the world rationalize away everything, it costs money to "save the world" after all. They throw $5B at Elon. Tesla will still go bankrupt, but all shorts/puts out through at least 2020 are wiped out.

The second worst outcome is stupid money throwing about $2B at Elon so that Tesla survives long enough for shorts/puts to be margin called or wiped out.

I don't believe that will happen. Based on Elon's behavior, his best maneuver was "funding secured". This suggests he's out of tricks. I have bet accordingly.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4080406&forum_id=2#36836096)



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Date: September 18th, 2018 8:17 PM
Author: Citrine Prole

I'm 100% positive that even after TSLAQ, you'll be able to have a second crack at shorting. The stock will randomly surge to $10 or above for no reason due to fanbois.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4080406&forum_id=2#36836148)



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Date: October 24th, 2018 8:06 PM
Author: marvelous travel guidebook

Fuck fuck fuck fuck

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4080406&forum_id=2#37088577)



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Date: September 27th, 2018 5:10 PM
Author: Sable Low-t Mexican

Grats

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4080406&forum_id=2#36905990)



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Date: September 29th, 2018 12:45 PM
Author: marvelous travel guidebook

Thanks friend. Fwiw I’m confident $267 is still cartoonishly high and there’s still lots of money to be made on tesla’s demise.

The efficient market hypothesis is a fucking joke

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4080406&forum_id=2#36921405)



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Date: September 29th, 2018 12:48 PM
Author: Sable Low-t Mexican

Those PUTS on Wednesday would've been 180 too

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4080406&forum_id=2#36921414)



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Date: September 29th, 2018 12:48 PM
Author: Sable Low-t Mexican

Not unreasonable to think it'll drop to 200-220

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4080406&forum_id=2#36921416)



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Date: September 29th, 2018 12:43 PM
Author: marvelous travel guidebook



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4080406&forum_id=2#36921394)



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Date: September 29th, 2018 6:06 PM
Author: marvelous travel guidebook

elon out as chairman. holy shit lol.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4080406&forum_id=2#36923405)



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Date: October 8th, 2018 1:53 PM
Author: marvelous travel guidebook



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4080406&forum_id=2#36984990)



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Date: October 24th, 2018 8:05 PM
Author: marvelous travel guidebook

What are some painless ways to kill oneself? Asking for a friend

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4080406&forum_id=2#37088570)



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Date: October 24th, 2018 8:06 PM
Author: Gold Trailer Park

lol another $TSLA victim

seen so many of you suckers get burned

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4080406&forum_id=2#37088580)



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Date: October 24th, 2018 8:08 PM
Author: marvelous travel guidebook

To be clear I’m certain Elon just jammed through a bunch of backlog and simultaneously told his suppliers “funding secured lol.” I remain unmoved.

I just don’t mind making fun of myself.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4080406&forum_id=2#37088594)



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Date: October 24th, 2018 8:08 PM
Author: very tactful french chef

lol yes you do monkeyface

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4080406&forum_id=2#37088600)



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Date: October 24th, 2018 8:10 PM
Author: marvelous travel guidebook

“I’m literally too stupid and poor to have anything to say on the topic at hand so lemme just call you a name.”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4080406&forum_id=2#37088610)



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Date: October 24th, 2018 8:14 PM
Author: very tactful french chef

I know better than to regurgitate freshman year econ notes and act like an MFE and a smug fag

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4080406&forum_id=2#37088647)



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Date: October 24th, 2018 10:44 PM
Author: marvelous travel guidebook

Why sidetrack an interesting thread with literally nothing worth listening to? I literally couldn’t care less about anything you think about anything

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4080406&forum_id=2#37089738)



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Date: October 24th, 2018 10:47 PM
Author: very tactful french chef

this thread is in no way interesting

it is just you being a smug and annoying faggot with zero insight like in every thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4080406&forum_id=2#37089760)



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Date: October 24th, 2018 10:57 PM
Author: marvelous travel guidebook

I sorry for not being sufficiently humble in a cesspool of mostly retarded racist people that call me nigger. Ive changed my mind and take you seriously as a human being now.

Happy now??

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4080406&forum_id=2#37089818)



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Date: October 24th, 2018 10:59 PM
Author: very tactful french chef

Why would I care about some dumb nigger from the internet taking me seriously? Lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4080406&forum_id=2#37089828)



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Date: October 24th, 2018 11:08 PM
Author: marvelous travel guidebook

NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER lmao you dumb fucking faggot do you think saying NIGGER enough times is gonna make some KKK grand dragon appear in my apartment like candyman? I suppose you might because you’re actually retarded.

you can say NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER a hundred thousand more times and you’ll still be poorer and dumber than me.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4080406&forum_id=2#37089880)



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Date: October 24th, 2018 11:37 PM
Author: very tactful french chef

lol how red in the face were you when you slammed this out on your keyboard?

I win

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4080406&forum_id=2#37090030)



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Date: October 24th, 2018 11:37 PM
Author: mewling shrine digit ratio



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4080406&forum_id=2#37090036)



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Date: October 24th, 2018 11:51 PM
Author: marvelous travel guidebook

Lol I can’t be red faced I’m black. And I’m posting on my phone. And nigga i don’t care about you. I would literally tap dance for you like an actual reconstruction era minstrel in public to avoid what happened to my net worth today

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4080406&forum_id=2#37090105)



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Date: October 25th, 2018 12:15 AM
Author: very tactful french chef

come on dude you can't let money matter that much to you

also for what its worth ive always had the same thoughts as you about crypto and tesla

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4080406&forum_id=2#37090229)



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Date: October 24th, 2018 10:51 PM
Author: Gold Trailer Park

classic "i'm in it for the tech" poast after losing money



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4080406&forum_id=2#37089790)



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Date: October 24th, 2018 10:59 PM
Author: marvelous travel guidebook

Lol what tech??? I’m still convinced Tesla is a joke and this is a last ditch effort to avert bankruptcy by getting the stock price over the $360 strike price of the $1.3bn converts that mature in March.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4080406&forum_id=2#37089831)



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Date: October 25th, 2018 12:12 AM
Author: blue ticket booth

Unique and interesting take. You must be the only person anywhere to think this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4080406&forum_id=2#37090202)



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Date: October 25th, 2018 4:34 PM
Author: blue ticket booth

Really just brutal thread.

Ive been following Tesla only to see the OP btfo.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4080406&forum_id=2#37094301)



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Date: October 25th, 2018 6:23 PM
Author: marvelous travel guidebook

You think this is the end lmao? I expected this to happen. I remain unmoved that Elon may have employed all kinds of shenanigans to finally turn a profit (pretty nice when you owe $11 billion to other people)

I’m just laughing at myself.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4080406&forum_id=2#37094974)



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Date: October 25th, 2018 7:32 PM
Author: blue ticket booth

Of course its not the end, but you were so smug and so wrong ITT that its made for a great thread to come back to.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4080406&forum_id=2#37095441)



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Date: October 26th, 2018 2:31 PM
Author: marvelous travel guidebook

If you think I’m wrong, you don’t understand my argument. I literally said last September itt that Tesla might scrape together a solid q3 that triggers a price frenzy.

I’ll consider myself wrong if Tesla manages to thrive over the next 2 years in a higher interest rate environment with stiff competition in the electric vehicle a space. This is still a layup.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4080406&forum_id=2#37100949)



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Date: February 4th, 2020 12:03 PM
Author: blue ticket booth

Updates?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4080406&forum_id=2#39540211)



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Date: May 22nd, 2019 12:31 PM
Author: marvelous travel guidebook

must suck to be retarded and an incel :(

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4080406&forum_id=2#38271770)



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Date: October 31st, 2018 4:44 PM
Author: motley abode nowag

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3694990&mc=12&forum_id=2#33939065

Date: August 7th, 2017 10:20 PM

Author: .....,,.....,,.....,,.................,,,

I poured $5,000 into tezos with the 20% bonus. You really think it'll be worth $50k by year end???? Goddamn that gives me a boner

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3694990&forum_id=2#33939065)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4080406&forum_id=2#37133818)



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Date: October 31st, 2018 4:45 PM
Author: anal ultramarine masturbator

Absolutely devastating

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4080406&forum_id=2#37133821)



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Date: October 31st, 2018 4:47 PM
Author: rebellious vibrant pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4080406&forum_id=2#37133837)



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Date: October 31st, 2018 4:47 PM
Author: motley abode nowag

because logic!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4080406&forum_id=2#37133840)



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Date: January 7th, 2019 2:10 PM
Author: Appetizing Godawful Locus



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4080406&forum_id=2#37544806)



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Date: November 1st, 2018 3:19 PM
Author: blue ticket booth



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4080406&forum_id=2#37139791)



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Date: October 31st, 2018 5:05 PM
Author: marvelous travel guidebook

hahahahahahhahahahahahahahaha you dumb cocksucker

I’ve long since cashed out with a 5x profit. Cry now.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4080406&forum_id=2#37133952)



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Date: October 31st, 2018 5:07 PM
Author: marvelous travel guidebook

Do you not have anything to say for yourself? If only your capacity to reason (ie, should I not assume he’s already cashed out?) and third grade math (I wonder how much he might’ve made vs his implied entry price w the 20% bonus) rivaled your stalking ability



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4080406&forum_id=2#37133965)



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Date: October 31st, 2018 5:09 PM
Author: marvelous travel guidebook



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4080406&forum_id=2#37133973)



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Date: October 31st, 2018 5:09 PM
Author: motley abode nowag

I've never put a cent into crypto, just seems odd that you now deride xo cryptomos as dumbasses for speculating when you were salivating over some scam just a little bit ago

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4080406&forum_id=2#37133974)



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Date: October 31st, 2018 5:12 PM
Author: marvelous travel guidebook

i feel smart people generally are more likely to change their minds, revisit assumptions and admit to being wrong.

I’m ashamed of my crypto experience. I readily admit to this. Doesn’t mean I don’t get to call people stupid for still HODLing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4080406&forum_id=2#37133994)



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Date: October 31st, 2018 5:13 PM
Author: anal ultramarine masturbator

You didn’t sell anything. Just lol tell us more about LOGIC

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4080406&forum_id=2#37133997)



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Date: October 31st, 2018 5:15 PM
Author: marvelous travel guidebook

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4018285&forum_id=7#36372401



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4080406&forum_id=2#37134007)



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Date: October 31st, 2018 5:16 PM
Author: motley abode nowag

fair

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4080406&forum_id=2#37134009)



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Date: October 31st, 2018 5:17 PM
Author: anal ultramarine masturbator

Do you really think it will be worth $50,000 by year end daddy!?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4080406&forum_id=2#37134018)



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Date: October 31st, 2018 5:20 PM
Author: marvelous travel guidebook

Maybe 50,000 Venezuelan Bolivars

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4080406&forum_id=2#37134039)



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Date: November 1st, 2018 3:20 PM
Author: blue ticket booth

This is why I avoid black doctors and investment advisors.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4080406&forum_id=2#37139796)



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Date: November 1st, 2018 12:41 PM
Author: Appetizing Godawful Locus



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4080406&forum_id=2#37138698)



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Date: November 1st, 2018 1:41 PM
Author: marvelous travel guidebook

Tesla’s valuation remains a testament to the inherent stupidity of mankind.

My guess is the 10-Q (which still isn’t out) will show that Elon merely stopped paying the bills and jammed through a bunch of backlog this quarter to show positive cash flow. Assume I’m treating periods like this to double down on my bet UNLESS the stock price is still > ~$360 on March 15 (what’s the significance of this date and price you ask???? don’t worry about all that just stick to bumping threads when a wildly variable stock behaves like a...wildly variable stock).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4080406&forum_id=2#37139046)



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Date: November 1st, 2018 3:24 PM
Author: Dashing Clown Home

Right, you know much more than institutional investors pumping money into $TSLA right now

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4080406&forum_id=2#37139834)



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Date: November 1st, 2018 4:46 PM
Author: marvelous travel guidebook

Literally perfect name/post synergy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4080406&forum_id=2#37140321)



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Date: May 22nd, 2019 12:21 PM
Author: marvelous travel guidebook



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4080406&forum_id=2#38271700)



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Date: February 23rd, 2020 8:06 PM
Author: stimulating dingle berry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4080406&forum_id=2#39640703)



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Date: January 7th, 2019 2:48 PM
Author: coral concupiscible tank

as a general rule, anyone who uses the phrase “because logic” is absolutely insufferable

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4080406&forum_id=2#37545145)



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Date: May 22nd, 2019 12:14 PM
Author: slap-happy curious parlour psychic



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4080406&forum_id=2#38271651)



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Date: May 22nd, 2019 12:30 PM
Author: Sapphire free-loading codepig fat ankles



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4080406&forum_id=2#38271759)



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Date: May 22nd, 2019 12:13 PM
Author: marvelous travel guidebook



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4080406&forum_id=2#38271647)



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Date: May 22nd, 2019 12:25 PM
Author: impertinent tantric useless brakes

Did u profit or long since get owned

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4080406&forum_id=2#38271722)



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Date: May 22nd, 2019 12:36 PM
Author: marvelous travel guidebook

I bought a bunch of (then) out of the money puts with a break even at ~$230

Life is good

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4080406&forum_id=2#38271803)



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Date: May 22nd, 2019 12:14 PM
Author: marvelous travel guidebook

https://www.cnbc.com/2019/05/22/citi-sees-chance-tesla-drops-to-36.html

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4080406&forum_id=2#38271649)



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Date: May 22nd, 2019 12:19 PM
Author: impertinent tantric useless brakes



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4080406&forum_id=2#38271690)



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Date: May 22nd, 2019 12:25 PM
Author: Cracking confused church tattoo

nice call, hope you held strong



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4080406&forum_id=2#38271730)



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Date: January 8th, 2020 11:21 AM
Author: motley abode nowag

Elon with the reversal

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4080406&forum_id=2#39398815)



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Date: January 8th, 2020 11:22 AM
Author: blue ticket booth

Rough thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4080406&forum_id=2#39398828)



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Date: February 4th, 2020 12:02 PM
Author: blue ticket booth



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4080406&forum_id=2#39540203)



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Date: February 4th, 2020 12:04 PM
Author: ivory drunken station

depends on when OP got out of the pozition

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4080406&forum_id=2#39540217)



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Date: February 4th, 2020 12:07 PM
Author: blue ticket booth

http://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4080406&mc=83&forum_id=2#37100949

Its been almost 2 years

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4080406&forum_id=2#39540232)



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Date: February 4th, 2020 12:03 PM
Author: Umber deranged pozpig corn cake

jfc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4080406&forum_id=2#39540215)



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Date: February 23rd, 2020 9:59 AM
Author: blue ticket booth



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4080406&forum_id=2#39638057)



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Date: February 23rd, 2020 10:00 AM
Author: Azure Arousing Gas Station Stock Car



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4080406&forum_id=2#39638058)



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Date: February 23rd, 2020 10:00 AM
Author: Floppy Son Of Senegal National

Same pumo: http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4418708&mc=167&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4080406&forum_id=2#39638060)



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Date: February 23rd, 2020 10:01 AM
Author: blue ticket booth



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4080406&forum_id=2#39638061)



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Date: February 23rd, 2020 10:06 AM
Author: marvelous travel guidebook

http://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4190017&mc=41&forum_id=2

😳

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4080406&forum_id=2#39638078)



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Date: February 23rd, 2020 10:07 AM
Author: marvelous travel guidebook

http://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4172087&mc=21&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4080406&forum_id=2#39638079)



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Date: February 23rd, 2020 10:09 AM
Author: marvelous travel guidebook

http://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4317326&mc=24&forum_id=2

This was a cool 20% pop

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4080406&forum_id=2#39638084)



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Date: February 23rd, 2020 11:03 AM
Author: Floppy Son Of Senegal National

And yet the NASDAQ is up 25%. Oh what a E*Trade Pumo scholar calling a stock that can't even keep up with its own index.

And more gems of wisdom? Tell us more about all the money you made but never poasted a thread title about E*Trade Pumo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4080406&forum_id=2#39638275)



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Date: February 23rd, 2020 11:37 AM
Author: marvelous travel guidebook

Using NASDAQ to calculate excess return instead of the S&P (up 12ish% since then) is a sign of high intelligence

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4080406&forum_id=2#39638455)



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Date: February 23rd, 2020 1:21 PM
Author: Floppy Son Of Senegal National

(NOWAG whose highlight reel of investments didn’t beat the index, and whose short went 200% against “him”)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4080406&forum_id=2#39639007)



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Date: February 23rd, 2020 10:10 AM
Author: balding aromatic chad ratface

lol OP would literally have been better off buying Boolberry

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4080406&forum_id=2#39638090)



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Date: February 23rd, 2020 10:11 AM
Author: Copper partner

Lololololol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4080406&forum_id=2#39638093)



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Date: February 23rd, 2020 10:15 AM
Author: crusty wild theatre

Me: stressing about deadlines and drinking heavily because of logic.

You: probably the same but with a lot less money.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4080406&forum_id=2#39638100)



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Date: February 23rd, 2020 12:36 PM
Author: well-lubricated flirting volcanic crater

OP is a moron but one cant help but share the pain of this miscue when reading this record of it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4080406&forum_id=2#39638737)



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Date: February 23rd, 2020 1:22 PM
Author: marvelous travel guidebook

I’m not a moron and I’m not even 0.000001% embarrassed. No one can see the future. short covering, delta hedging and a retail frenzy combined to drive Tesla to Jupiter. That’s fine congrats everyone that made money. I still think it’s an awful long term investment

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4080406&forum_id=2#39639014)



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Date: February 23rd, 2020 1:38 PM
Author: blue ticket booth

“ No one can see the future.”

Then stfu about your reddit level predictions and boasting.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4080406&forum_id=2#39639113)



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Date: February 23rd, 2020 6:40 PM
Author: Floppy Son Of Senegal National



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4080406&forum_id=2#39640368)



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Date: February 23rd, 2020 6:44 PM
Author: stimulating dingle berry

Because logic

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4080406&forum_id=2#39640385)



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Date: February 23rd, 2020 1:38 PM
Author: sooty death wish indian lodge

LMAO

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4080406&forum_id=2#39639116)



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Date: February 23rd, 2020 7:48 PM
Author: Copper partner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4080406&forum_id=2#39640600)



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Date: February 23rd, 2020 7:49 PM
Author: cerebral amber wrinkle



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4080406&forum_id=2#39640609)



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Date: February 29th, 2020 6:25 PM
Author: Boyish lettuce



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4080406&forum_id=2#39673913)



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Date: February 23rd, 2020 6:54 PM
Author: Abnormal iridescent legend range

This thread is proof the LORD truly hates pride

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4080406&forum_id=2#39640418)



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Date: February 23rd, 2020 6:54 PM
Author: beta frozen senate

now looks like a great time to short tsla

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4080406&forum_id=2#39640421)



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Date: February 28th, 2020 5:37 PM
Author: aqua business firm elastic band

tbf shorting any tech stock looks good right now

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4080406&forum_id=2#39669674)



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Date: February 28th, 2020 6:23 PM
Author: marvelous travel guidebook

i thought tesla sold cars?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4080406&forum_id=2#39669842)



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Date: February 28th, 2020 6:24 PM
Author: sooty death wish indian lodge

Tesla sells Musk

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4080406&forum_id=2#39669845)



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Date: February 28th, 2020 6:30 PM
Author: aqua business firm elastic band

*space vehicles, miniature cave submarines, etc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4080406&forum_id=2#39669872)



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Date: February 27th, 2020 10:37 AM
Author: marvelous travel guidebook

😬😬😬

I think the reversion to value only happens in a downturn

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4080406&forum_id=2#39660948)



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Date: February 27th, 2020 7:37 PM
Author: Copper partner

this retard op deserves to be wiped out just for formating his thread title like a reddit asshole

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4080406&forum_id=2#39664243)



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Date: February 29th, 2020 6:54 PM
Author: marvelous travel guidebook

before i head to the gym, lemme just say i’m not even 0.0000000000000000001% ashamed of this thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4080406&forum_id=2#39674017)



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Date: February 29th, 2020 7:44 PM
Author: blue ticket booth

Have fun at the “gym” lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4080406&forum_id=2#39674267)



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Date: February 29th, 2020 8:03 PM
Author: Swashbuckling Internet-worthy Space

describe the return you made on shorting TSLA the last week

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4080406&forum_id=2#39674335)



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Date: November 21st, 2020 9:18 AM
Author: Lascivious incel people who are hurt



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4080406&forum_id=2#41408986)



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Date: November 27th, 2020 9:48 PM
Author: blue ticket booth



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4080406&forum_id=2#41448004)



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Date: November 27th, 2020 9:50 PM
Author: insane state

Amazing thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4080406&forum_id=2#41448012)



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Date: April 6th, 2021 12:38 AM
Author: blue ticket booth

still lol @ this thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4080406&forum_id=2#42228863)



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Date: April 6th, 2021 12:50 AM
Author: glittery disturbing sweet tailpipe

lmao who is this retard OP

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4080406&forum_id=2#42228890)



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Date: April 6th, 2021 12:58 AM
Author: motley abode nowag



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4080406&forum_id=2#42228906)



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Date: April 18th, 2021 3:58 PM
Author: Cracking confused church tattoo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4080406&forum_id=2#42302690)



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Date: April 18th, 2021 3:59 PM
Author: beady-eyed ape

I fucking love logic

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4080406&forum_id=2#42302694)



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Date: November 28th, 2021 10:43 PM
Author: angry institution regret

RIP

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4080406&forum_id=2#43524882)



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Date: November 28th, 2021 10:57 PM
Author: slap-happy curious parlour psychic

Holy shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4080406&forum_id=2#43524962)



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Date: November 29th, 2021 12:05 AM
Author: soul-stirring area



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4080406&forum_id=2#43525277)



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Date: November 29th, 2021 12:15 AM
Author: canary new version

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4080406&forum_id=2#43525326)



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Date: November 29th, 2021 12:16 AM
Author: charismatic casino background story

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4080406&forum_id=2#43525329)



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Date: November 29th, 2021 12:28 AM
Author: Comical tripping goal in life multi-billionaire

shit like this is why I tuned out anything xo said about money including crypto. now I realize my flaw was just not detecting the rudolph AI (dozens of pumos implementing the core rudolph directives) and filter that out.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4080406&forum_id=2#43525394)