With the musclenuts swelling and everyone telling you

"Give me a schmear!"

It's the most wonderful time, to stim here!

It's the hap-happiest season of all!

With those beefy gym greetings, not gay, simple meetings,

for draining your balls!

It's the hap-happiest season of all!

There'll be dicks for the boasting

Bald twinks for spitroasting

and nude lifting out in the snow

There'll be scary clothed stories

and tales of the glories

of Dragoncocks long, long ago!

It's the most wonderful time to stim here!

There'll be much nut a flowing

and sperm will be blowing

and it's so not queer!

It's the most wonderful time of the year!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4160118&forum_id=2#37443548)