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Disturbing mind-boggling stag film
  12/27/18
James Joyce
Shivering circlehead
  12/27/18
the fart letter? pls be specific
Disturbing mind-boggling stag film
  12/27/18
The fart letter. Squeaks and all
Shivering circlehead
  12/27/18
Napoleon getting a rimjob during the accords.
Provocative bearded home
  12/27/18
rink
Disturbing mind-boggling stag film
  12/27/18
I made it up, just like a real historian.
Provocative bearded home
  12/27/18
Or napoleon sending some officer away so he could smash his ...
Shivering circlehead
  12/27/18
I've always had a soft spot for William the Conqueror fallin...
Sooty Beady-eyed Hospital Coffee Pot
  12/27/18
Hitler making girls shit on his head, and them committing su...
outnumbered property corn cake
  12/27/18
the reason you know this is a jewish lie is because it's so ...
fragrant primrose ticket booth
  12/27/18
he was a complete freak show. i could see it being true
outnumbered property corn cake
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alcoholic racy old irish cottage
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Yet she became more and more promiscuous as she recalled the...
lavender indecent filthpig
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ungodly main people idiot
  12/27/18
Tyft
Clear know-it-all dilemma
  12/28/18
This isn't even describing an actual event but instead is a ...
Sooty Beady-eyed Hospital Coffee Pot
  12/28/18
Tcr.
Naked Vengeful Library Mother
  12/30/18
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Soggy Chocolate University Sandwich
  12/27/18
For the young man circumcision is followed by subincision wh...
Chestnut French Chef Theater
  12/27/18
i was a big Midnight Oil fan in the early 90s. Lots of songs...
Disturbing mind-boggling stag film
  12/27/18
Newly subincised men rub their blood on the backs of others....
Chestnut French Chef Theater
  12/27/18
Found another fun ritual: In the Brazilian Amazon, young...
Chestnut French Chef Theater
  12/27/18
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Soggy Chocolate University Sandwich
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Soggy Chocolate University Sandwich
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Soggy Chocolate University Sandwich
  12/28/18
bronze age pervert touches on this. dysgenic effect of survi...
Disturbing mind-boggling stag film
  12/27/18
I fucked Abe Lincoln - and he was a bottom!
Cream crusty pocket flask location
  12/27/18
Empress Théodora rising from a freak show prostitute ...
Stirring Ebony Area Hominid
  12/27/18
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Soggy Chocolate University Sandwich
  12/27/18
No, of course not. All ancient history is suspect. But I bet...
Stirring Ebony Area Hominid
  12/27/18
What is this I don't even...
Naked Vengeful Library Mother
  12/27/18
Felix Faure dying mid-blowjob. He was receiving. Clemence...
deranged goyim locale
  12/27/18
Charles XII getting his shit pushed in fighting the Russians
Histrionic native doctorate
  12/27/18
Treaty of Breezewood
Gold menage
  12/27/18
LBJ using his MASSIVE MANMALLET to COMMAND RESPECT
mauve narrow-minded love of her life messiness
  12/28/18
https://gawker.com/lbj-was-obsessed-with-his-dick-1694599317...
Cowardly Sanctuary
  12/28/18
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Soggy Chocolate University Sandwich
  12/30/18
haha penis nsfw btw! go back to reddit faggot
gaped transparent cuckold
  12/28/18
Qaddafi getting butt-raped to death
cruel-hearted odious trump supporter house
  12/30/18
https://forum.facepunch.com/general/brgcu/Muammar-Gaddafi-An...
adventurous brunch
  12/30/18
Trump and the pee pee tapes
Misanthropic plum roast beef boiling water
  12/30/18
Trump said pussy
mauve narrow-minded love of her life messiness
  12/30/18
When soviets soldiers were captured by the Taliban in afghan...
adventurous brunch
  12/30/18


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Date: December 27th, 2018 10:44 AM
Author: Disturbing mind-boggling stag film



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4164687&forum_id=2#37478920)



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Date: December 27th, 2018 10:44 AM
Author: Shivering circlehead

James Joyce

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4164687&forum_id=2#37478927)



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Date: December 27th, 2018 10:44 AM
Author: Disturbing mind-boggling stag film

the fart letter? pls be specific

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4164687&forum_id=2#37478930)



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Date: December 27th, 2018 10:47 AM
Author: Shivering circlehead

The fart letter. Squeaks and all

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4164687&forum_id=2#37478959)



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Date: December 27th, 2018 10:45 AM
Author: Provocative bearded home

Napoleon getting a rimjob during the accords.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4164687&forum_id=2#37478941)



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Date: December 27th, 2018 10:46 AM
Author: Disturbing mind-boggling stag film

rink

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4164687&forum_id=2#37478948)



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Date: December 27th, 2018 10:52 AM
Author: Provocative bearded home

I made it up, just like a real historian.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4164687&forum_id=2#37478995)



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Date: December 27th, 2018 10:48 AM
Author: Shivering circlehead

Or napoleon sending some officer away so he could smash his wife, then the officer returning early and finding out.

Very 180.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4164687&forum_id=2#37478965)



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Date: December 27th, 2018 10:48 AM
Author: Sooty Beady-eyed Hospital Coffee Pot

I've always had a soft spot for William the Conqueror falling from his horse, impaling his intestines, and dying in agony of sepsis about two weeks later.

Catherine the Great being serviced by her stallion was a good one too, except that it has no basis in fact.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4164687&forum_id=2#37478961)



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Date: December 27th, 2018 10:48 AM
Author: outnumbered property corn cake

Hitler making girls shit on his head, and them committing suicide after

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4164687&forum_id=2#37478963)



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Date: December 27th, 2018 10:50 AM
Author: fragrant primrose ticket booth

the reason you know this is a jewish lie is because it's so gross/weird. jews love to project when lying

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4164687&forum_id=2#37478985)



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Date: December 27th, 2018 10:55 AM
Author: outnumbered property corn cake

he was a complete freak show. i could see it being true

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4164687&forum_id=2#37479023)



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Date: December 27th, 2018 11:25 AM
Author: alcoholic racy old irish cottage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4164687&forum_id=2#37479229)



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Date: December 27th, 2018 10:49 AM
Author: lavender indecent filthpig

Yet she became more and more promiscuous as she recalled the days of her youth, when she was a prostitute in Egypt. There she lusted after her lovers, whose genitals were like those of donkeys and whose emission was like that of horses. So you longed for the lewdness of your youth, when in Egypt your bosom was caressed and your young breasts fondled.

https://biblehub.com/niv/ezekiel/23.htm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4164687&forum_id=2#37478976)



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Date: December 27th, 2018 1:44 PM
Author: ungodly main people idiot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4164687&forum_id=2#37480242)



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Date: December 28th, 2018 11:55 AM
Author: Clear know-it-all dilemma

Tyft

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4164687&forum_id=2#37486178)



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Date: December 28th, 2018 12:01 PM
Author: Sooty Beady-eyed Hospital Coffee Pot

This isn't even describing an actual event but instead is a metaphor for Israel's unfaithfulness to God.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4164687&forum_id=2#37486213)



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Date: December 30th, 2018 11:09 AM
Author: Naked Vengeful Library Mother

Tcr.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4164687&forum_id=2#37496246)



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Date: December 27th, 2018 10:52 AM
Author: Soggy Chocolate University Sandwich



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4164687&forum_id=2#37478996)



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Date: December 27th, 2018 10:57 AM
Author: Chestnut French Chef Theater

For the young man circumcision is followed by subincision when his beard starts to grow. The young man is seated on rock while his penis is split open with a stone knife along its full length on the underside. The penis, once split open, is pressed flat against the rock on which the young man is sitting. The Aboriginals explained that this is done in order to make it “lighter and more beautiful".

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4164687&forum_id=2#37479035)



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Date: December 27th, 2018 10:58 AM
Author: Disturbing mind-boggling stag film

i was a big Midnight Oil fan in the early 90s. Lots of songs about giving Australia back

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4164687&forum_id=2#37479041)



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Date: December 27th, 2018 11:01 AM
Author: Chestnut French Chef Theater

Newly subincised men rub their blood on the backs of others.

Then there's also the re-opening of the subincision. The urethra is cut deeper by an elder with a sharp flake of stone to further strengthen the bonds of kinship.

Just bros being bros.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4164687&forum_id=2#37479051)



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Date: December 27th, 2018 11:05 AM
Author: Chestnut French Chef Theater

Found another fun ritual:

In the Brazilian Amazon, young boys belonging to the indigenous Sateré-Mawé tribe mark their coming of age when they turn 13 in a Bullet and Ant Initiation. The tradition goes as so: they search the jungle for bullet ants which are sedated by a leader who submerges them in an herbal solution. The ants are then weaved into gloves with the stingers pointed inwards. An hour or so later, the ants wake up angrier than ever, and the initiation begins. Each boy has to wear the gloves for ten minutes.

Enduring the pain demonstrates the boys’ readiness for manhood -- so few cry out as doing so would demonstrate weakness. Each boy will eventually wear the gloves 20 times over the span of several months before the initiation is complete.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4164687&forum_id=2#37479087)



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Date: December 27th, 2018 1:25 PM
Author: Soggy Chocolate University Sandwich



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4164687&forum_id=2#37480090)



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Date: December 27th, 2018 11:01 AM
Author: Soggy Chocolate University Sandwich



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4164687&forum_id=2#37479053)



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Date: December 27th, 2018 11:05 AM
Author: Soggy Chocolate University Sandwich



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4164687&forum_id=2#37479083)



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Date: December 27th, 2018 11:54 AM
Author: Soggy Chocolate University Sandwich



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4164687&forum_id=2#37479390)



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Date: December 28th, 2018 11:42 AM
Author: Soggy Chocolate University Sandwich



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4164687&forum_id=2#37486109)



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Date: December 27th, 2018 11:15 AM
Author: Disturbing mind-boggling stag film

bronze age pervert touches on this. dysgenic effect of survivors being those unwilling to die in the face of slavery.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4164687&forum_id=2#37479157)



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Date: December 27th, 2018 11:03 AM
Author: Cream crusty pocket flask location

I fucked Abe Lincoln - and he was a bottom!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4164687&forum_id=2#37479064)



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Date: December 27th, 2018 1:34 PM
Author: Stirring Ebony Area Hominid

Empress Théodora rising from a freak show prostitute to one of the most powerful women in the world.

https://www.purplemotes.net/2017/05/07/empress-theodora-woman-leader/

Theodora herself provided special service to the under-served: she served homosexual men, including slaves, who wanted anal sex.[1] In accordance with hetero-normative ideology, market incentives, and personal preferences and comfort, most women prostitutes historically have focused their practice on heterosexual men. Theodora, in contrast, reached out to serve sexually marginalized men.

Theodora worked hard and was dedicated to her career. She unfortunately lacked natural talent in singing and dancing. Not letting that discourage her, she took up work providing background sexual displays in mime shows:

There was no shame at all in her, and no one ever saw her embarrassed. …. Often she would take her clothes off and stand in the middle of the stage by the mimes, alternately bending backwards or drawing attention to her rear, advertising her special brand of gymnastics both to those who had more intimate knowledge of it and to those who did not — yet. Thus did she abuse her own body licentiously, making it seem that she had genitals not in the place where nature ordained for all other women, but in her face. [2]



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4164687&forum_id=2#37480155)



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Date: December 27th, 2018 1:38 PM
Author: Soggy Chocolate University Sandwich



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4164687&forum_id=2#37480197)



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Date: December 27th, 2018 1:41 PM
Author: Stirring Ebony Area Hominid

No, of course not. All ancient history is suspect. But I bet she was like an ancient Angelina Jolie.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4164687&forum_id=2#37480223)



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Date: December 27th, 2018 1:38 PM
Author: Naked Vengeful Library Mother

What is this I don't even...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4164687&forum_id=2#37480204)



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Date: December 27th, 2018 1:40 PM
Author: deranged goyim locale

Felix Faure dying mid-blowjob. He was receiving.

Clemenceau made an incredibly XO joke about this: "Il voulait être César, il ne fut que Pompée" ("He wanted to be Caesar, but he was only Pompey", but it could also mean "but he only got a blowjob").

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4164687&forum_id=2#37480217)



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Date: December 27th, 2018 1:43 PM
Author: Histrionic native doctorate

Charles XII getting his shit pushed in fighting the Russians

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4164687&forum_id=2#37480238)



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Date: December 27th, 2018 1:54 PM
Author: Gold menage

Treaty of Breezewood

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4164687&forum_id=2#37480300)



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Date: December 28th, 2018 11:59 AM
Author: mauve narrow-minded love of her life messiness

LBJ using his MASSIVE MANMALLET to COMMAND RESPECT

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4164687&forum_id=2#37486198)



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Date: December 28th, 2018 12:05 PM
Author: Cowardly Sanctuary

https://gawker.com/lbj-was-obsessed-with-his-dick-1694599317

The 36th president of the United States reportedly refused to accept staff arguments that outfitting the shower with the demanded features—including one nozzle aimed "directly at the president's penis"—would require a great deal of plumbing work. "If I can move 10,000 troops in a day, you can certainly fix the bathroom any way I want it," Johnson told the staff, according to the book.

He early became fabled for a Rabelaisian earthiness, urinating in the parking lot of the House Office Building as the urge took him; if a colleague came into a Capitol bathroom as he was finishing at the urinal there, he would sometimes swing around still holding his member, which he liked to call "Jumbo," hooting once, "Have you ever seen anything as big as this?," and shaking it in almost a brandishing manner as he began discoursing about some pending legislation.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4164687&forum_id=2#37486229)



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Date: December 30th, 2018 4:53 AM
Author: Soggy Chocolate University Sandwich



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4164687&forum_id=2#37495729)



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Date: December 28th, 2018 12:00 PM
Author: gaped transparent cuckold

haha penis nsfw btw! go back to reddit faggot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4164687&forum_id=2#37486206)



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Date: December 30th, 2018 6:12 AM
Author: cruel-hearted odious trump supporter house

Qaddafi getting butt-raped to death

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4164687&forum_id=2#37495776)



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Date: December 30th, 2018 10:48 AM
Author: adventurous brunch

https://forum.facepunch.com/general/brgcu/Muammar-Gaddafi-Anal-raped-by-an-sharp-wooden-object/1/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4164687&forum_id=2#37496188)



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Date: December 30th, 2018 6:41 AM
Author: Misanthropic plum roast beef boiling water

Trump and the pee pee tapes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4164687&forum_id=2#37495792)



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Date: December 30th, 2018 10:20 AM
Author: mauve narrow-minded love of her life messiness

Trump said pussy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4164687&forum_id=2#37496084)



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Date: December 30th, 2018 10:52 AM
Author: adventurous brunch

When soviets soldiers were captured by the Taliban in afghan the Taliban would sometimes butt rape them while having someone else slice their skin at their stomach, pull it up over their head on either side, and tie it in a bow over their heads.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4164687&forum_id=2#37496200)