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Date: May 30th, 2006 1:16 AM Author: tan mildly autistic cruise ship The law is a miserable profession. There are easier ways to make money. |
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Date: May 30th, 2006 1:18 AM Author: Vivacious windowlicker crotch true, but Chippendales dancer is not a good long term career. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=424994&forum_id=2#5877429) |
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Date: May 30th, 2006 1:19 AM Author: Thirsty vibrant temple blood rage Why is law miserable?
What would you suggest instead of law?
Also, what if one's current profession is even more miserable than law? Wouldn't that be an upgrade? |
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Date: May 30th, 2006 1:20 AM Author: Milky magical mediation it's miserable because most people go into litigatoin, which is replete with absolutely mindless work and bitter, maligned people. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=424994&forum_id=2#5877435) |
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Date: May 30th, 2006 1:22 AM Author: mentally impaired narrow-minded wagecucks stage Litigation seems cool to me. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=424994&forum_id=2#5877439) |
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Date: May 30th, 2006 1:23 AM Author: Milky magical mediation if you can get into the right group, it might not be bad. if you've spent the last 8 months doing doc review like some of my friends have, it's not as appealing. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=424994&forum_id=2#5877448) |
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Date: May 30th, 2006 1:26 AM Author: mentally impaired narrow-minded wagecucks stage I enjoy reading transcripts of depositions and the other side's shitty briefs. Would you call that document review? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=424994&forum_id=2#5877462) |
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Date: May 30th, 2006 1:28 AM Author: Milky magical mediation definitely not....doc review means going through 3 million + emails and classifying as either "relevant" or "not-relevant"...or several million purchase orders to determine if it's evidence of "price-fixing". (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=424994&forum_id=2#5877472) |
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Date: May 30th, 2006 1:33 AM Author: mentally impaired narrow-minded wagecucks stage Sounds like I either got lucky or chose wisely this summer. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=424994&forum_id=2#5877513) |
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Date: May 30th, 2006 1:35 AM Author: Milky magical mediation they don't make summer associates do that shit. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=424994&forum_id=2#5877524) |
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Date: July 20th, 2006 4:44 PM Author: soggy racy piazza ape Some firms hire JD Temps to do that shit now.
But, 1st two years at a firm are pretty mindless. |
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Date: May 30th, 2006 1:23 AM Author: tan mildly autistic cruise ship "it's miserable because most people go into litigatoin"
I'm adding this link to the shitty sources of information thread. Most people do not, I repeat do not, go into litigation. In fact, very few do.
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Date: May 30th, 2006 1:24 AM Author: Milky magical mediation well, in large law firms. obviously, most legal work out there *isn't* litigation. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=424994&forum_id=2#5877453) |
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Date: May 30th, 2006 1:22 AM Author: tan mildly autistic cruise ship What would you suggest instead of law?
Easy. Medicine or IBanking (via an MBA in finance) if you want $$$.
The law is wayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy OVERSUPPLIED. Please save the ridiculous "it's not oversupplied for top grads" arguments. The vomitably excessive surplus trickles down (or up) to affect everyone. |
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Date: May 30th, 2006 1:26 AM Author: Thirsty vibrant temple blood rage If I could've gone to Med School, I would've.
I friggin' hate banking. Couldn't get a good Ibanking job even if I wanted one, though.
The law is a better profession than the one I'll be able to get into right now with the 'skills and qualifications' that I have. |
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Date: May 30th, 2006 1:32 AM Author: tan mildly autistic cruise ship Just be forewarned that "The law is wayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy OVERSUPPLIED." (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=424994&forum_id=2#5877497) |
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Date: May 30th, 2006 1:58 AM Author: mentally impaired narrow-minded wagecucks stage That's OK. The turnover is high. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=424994&forum_id=2#5877651) |
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Date: July 20th, 2006 5:00 PM Author: Slap-happy Trailer Park For an oversupplied profession, they sure overwork you. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=424994&forum_id=2#6259649) |
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Date: May 30th, 2006 1:41 AM Author: mahogany turdskin Subject: I thought you'd be taller before going to LS, I was the best (or second-best, depending on whom you asked) cooler in the business. That was a tough way to make money. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=424994&forum_id=2#5877566) |
Date: May 30th, 2006 1:18 AM Author: wild telephone too late dogg (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=424994&forum_id=2#5877427) |
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Date: May 30th, 2006 1:19 AM Author: Rough-skinned magenta area what are some easier ways to make money? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=424994&forum_id=2#5877432) |
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Date: May 30th, 2006 1:21 AM Author: obsidian voyeur trump supporter This is true. Lawyers spend their lives dealing with people who broke the law, or were accused of breaking it, i.e. the scum of the earth.
I'm going into the law because I hate these people with a passion and want to do everything I can to punish them.
But I would not recommend going into the law for any reason other than ensuring proper enforcement of the law. |
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Date: May 30th, 2006 1:23 AM Author: mentally impaired narrow-minded wagecucks stage Have fun prosecuting college kids for drug possession. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=424994&forum_id=2#5877446) |
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Date: May 30th, 2006 1:24 AM Author: obsidian voyeur trump supporter That and more friend, that and more. My dream is to be a law breaker's worst nightmare. That college kid sitting there doing an illegal drug, I want a world where he is so quivering with fear at the thought of what someone like me will do to him that he puts it away.
I can't accomplish my dream in any way other than the law. That's why I'm in law school. |
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Date: May 30th, 2006 1:25 AM Author: hairraiser dull house indirect expression I think you forgot to insert the word "African-American" before "law breaker." (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=424994&forum_id=2#5877456) |
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Date: May 30th, 2006 1:27 AM Author: obsidian voyeur trump supporter Plead the race card all you want but it won't work. You're a criminal and I'll put you behind bars. Prison populations are at an all time high and will continue to grow, thanks to people like me.
If it were up to me I would punish you more for fraudulently pleading racism. |
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Date: May 30th, 2006 1:30 AM Author: Rough-skinned magenta area why are you so racist? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=424994&forum_id=2#5877488) |
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Date: May 30th, 2006 1:31 AM Author: obsidian voyeur trump supporter Don't hijack race sympathy for your criminal endeavors you animal.
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Date: May 30th, 2006 1:34 AM Author: hairraiser dull house indirect expression I'm so sick of criminals hijacking the USS Race Sympathy. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=424994&forum_id=2#5877517) |
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Date: May 30th, 2006 1:40 AM Author: mahogany turdskin it was a good thing Seagal was a cook on that ship, otherwise it could have gotten nasty. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=424994&forum_id=2#5877556) |
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Date: May 30th, 2006 1:41 AM Author: hairraiser dull house indirect expression We need more law students like the guy above, who will face off against race-sympathy hijackers in a deadly knife fight in the ship's control room.
I will content myself with hanging out with the stripper who pops out of the cake. |
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Date: May 30th, 2006 1:40 AM Author: Rough-skinned magenta area why can't you answer the question? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=424994&forum_id=2#5877561) |
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Date: May 30th, 2006 1:34 AM Author: Thirsty vibrant temple blood rage I hope he prosecutes racists like you as well. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=424994&forum_id=2#5877519) |
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Date: May 30th, 2006 1:31 AM Author: mentally impaired narrow-minded wagecucks stage Many laws are stupid bullshit, that deserve repeal instead of zealous enforcement.
I wouldn't want to waste my life prosecuting prostitution and drug crimes. |
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Date: May 30th, 2006 1:32 AM Author: obsidian voyeur trump supporter Then you need to move to another country, because those are the laws here and they will be enforced. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=424994&forum_id=2#5877498) |
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Date: May 30th, 2006 1:34 AM Author: mentally impaired narrow-minded wagecucks stage Right, just like my grandfather needed to move to another country because of Prohibition. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=424994&forum_id=2#5877518) |
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Date: May 30th, 2006 1:37 AM Author: mahogany turdskin hmmmm. I originally said Batman but this sounds more like the Punisher.
Do you have any superpowers? |
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Date: July 20th, 2006 4:42 PM Author: misunderstood codepig rehab Nice Schtick. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=424994&forum_id=2#6259496) |
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Date: May 30th, 2006 1:25 AM Author: hairraiser dull house indirect expression The police and criminal legislation are always right! YAY!!!!! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=424994&forum_id=2#5877455) |
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Date: May 30th, 2006 1:26 AM Author: tan mildly autistic cruise ship "I would not recommend going into the law for any reason other than ensuring proper enforcement of the law." I think this is accurate. |
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Date: May 30th, 2006 1:35 AM Author: mahogany turdskin It sounds like you would be better served becoming Batman. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=424994&forum_id=2#5877525) |
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Date: May 30th, 2006 1:21 AM Author: cerebral jew reading party you should have said so a year ago. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=424994&forum_id=2#5877437) |
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Date: July 20th, 2006 4:14 PM Author: federal bawdyhouse What else are we supposed to do? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=424994&forum_id=2#6259171) |
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Date: July 20th, 2006 4:27 PM Author: Pearly Tantric Factory Reset Button Son Of Senegal Now you tell me... (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=424994&forum_id=2#6259332) |
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Date: July 20th, 2006 4:30 PM Author: Dashing Depressive I definitely would have become a dentist. DEFINITELY (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=424994&forum_id=2#6259368) |
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Date: July 20th, 2006 4:49 PM Author: exhilarant primrose public bath selfie That's supposed to be the sweet life. Plus: all the drugs you can handle! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=424994&forum_id=2#6259565) |
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Date: July 20th, 2006 4:54 PM Author: Dashing Depressive when I was a kid I even wanted to be an orthodontist. weird, but i should have pursued my dreams. what was i thinking? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=424994&forum_id=2#6259602) |
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Date: July 20th, 2006 4:52 PM Author: Avocado Contagious Corner Organic Girlfriend I second this. You can get a job. Just get off of your ass and try a little harder. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=424994&forum_id=2#6259592) |