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The law is a miserable profession. There are easier ways ...
Fuchsia plaza
  05/30/06
true, but Chippendales dancer is not a good long term career...
talented black meetinghouse
  05/30/06
Why is law miserable? What would you suggest instead of l...
Out-of-control rose electric furnace internal respiration
  05/30/06
it's miserable because most people go into litigatoin, which...
Fiercely-loyal Boyish Kitty Cat
  05/30/06
Litigation seems cool to me.
hairraiser orchestra pit
  05/30/06
if you can get into the right group, it might not be bad. i...
Fiercely-loyal Boyish Kitty Cat
  05/30/06
I enjoy reading transcripts of depositions and the other sid...
hairraiser orchestra pit
  05/30/06
definitely not....doc review means going through 3 million +...
Fiercely-loyal Boyish Kitty Cat
  05/30/06
Sounds like I either got lucky or chose wisely this summer.
hairraiser orchestra pit
  05/30/06
they don't make summer associates do that shit.
Fiercely-loyal Boyish Kitty Cat
  05/30/06
Some firms hire JD Temps to do that shit now. But, 1st tw...
Turquoise theatre immigrant
  07/20/06
"it's miserable because most people go into litigatoin&...
Fuchsia plaza
  05/30/06
well, in large law firms. obviously, most legal work out th...
Fiercely-loyal Boyish Kitty Cat
  05/30/06
What would you suggest instead of law? Easy. Medicine o...
Fuchsia plaza
  05/30/06
If I could've gone to Med School, I would've. I friggin' ...
Out-of-control rose electric furnace internal respiration
  05/30/06
Just be forewarned that "The law is wayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy...
Fuchsia plaza
  05/30/06
That's OK. The turnover is high.
hairraiser orchestra pit
  05/30/06
For an oversupplied profession, they sure overwork you.
filthy factory reset button
  07/20/06
I thought you'd be taller
Nudist Site Friendly Grandma
  05/30/06
too late dogg
crystalline impressive school masturbator
  05/30/06
what are some easier ways to make money?
Chartreuse vivacious fat ankles point
  05/30/06
This is true. Lawyers spend their lives dealing with people ...
Salmon free-loading ratface location
  05/30/06
Have fun prosecuting college kids for drug possession.
hairraiser orchestra pit
  05/30/06
That and more friend, that and more. My dream is to be a law...
Salmon free-loading ratface location
  05/30/06
I think you forgot to insert the word "African-American...
Thriller crimson casino reading party
  05/30/06
Plead the race card all you want but it won't work. You're a...
Salmon free-loading ratface location
  05/30/06
why are you so racist?
Chartreuse vivacious fat ankles point
  05/30/06
Don't hijack race sympathy for your criminal endeavors you a...
Salmon free-loading ratface location
  05/30/06
I'm so sick of criminals hijacking the USS Race Sympathy.
Thriller crimson casino reading party
  05/30/06
it was a good thing Seagal was a cook on that ship, otherwis...
Nudist Site Friendly Grandma
  05/30/06
We need more law students like the guy above, who will face ...
Thriller crimson casino reading party
  05/30/06
why can't you answer the question?
Chartreuse vivacious fat ankles point
  05/30/06
I hope he prosecutes racists like you as well.
Out-of-control rose electric furnace internal respiration
  05/30/06
Many laws are stupid bullshit, that deserve repeal instead o...
hairraiser orchestra pit
  05/30/06
Then you need to move to another country, because those are ...
Salmon free-loading ratface location
  05/30/06
Right, just like my grandfather needed to move to another co...
hairraiser orchestra pit
  05/30/06
hmmmm. I originally said Batman but this sounds more like t...
Nudist Site Friendly Grandma
  05/30/06
Nice Schtick.
Vengeful idiotic center ladyboy
  07/20/06
The police and criminal legislation are always right! YAY!!...
Thriller crimson casino reading party
  05/30/06
"I would not recommend going into the law for any reaso...
Fuchsia plaza
  05/30/06
It sounds like you would be better served becoming Batman.
Nudist Site Friendly Grandma
  05/30/06
you should have said so a year ago.
buck-toothed famous landscape painting hall
  05/30/06
What else are we supposed to do?
Cyan haunted graveyard gaming laptop
  07/20/06
Now you tell me...
Onyx office
  07/20/06
I definitely would have become a dentist. DEFINITELY
splenetic national persian
  07/20/06
That's supposed to be the sweet life. Plus: all the drugs yo...
passionate fishy spot
  07/20/06
when I was a kid I even wanted to be an orthodontist. weird...
splenetic national persian
  07/20/06
I second this. You can get a job. Just get off of your ass...
Chrome Dashing Love Of Her Life Trailer Park
  07/20/06


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Date: May 30th, 2006 1:16 AM
Author: Fuchsia plaza

The law is a miserable profession.

There are easier ways to make money.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=424994&forum_id=2#5877420)





Date: May 30th, 2006 1:18 AM
Author: talented black meetinghouse

true, but Chippendales dancer is not a good long term career.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=424994&forum_id=2#5877429)





Date: May 30th, 2006 1:19 AM
Author: Out-of-control rose electric furnace internal respiration

Why is law miserable?

What would you suggest instead of law?

Also, what if one's current profession is even more miserable than law? Wouldn't that be an upgrade?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=424994&forum_id=2#5877433)





Date: May 30th, 2006 1:20 AM
Author: Fiercely-loyal Boyish Kitty Cat

it's miserable because most people go into litigatoin, which is replete with absolutely mindless work and bitter, maligned people.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=424994&forum_id=2#5877435)





Date: May 30th, 2006 1:22 AM
Author: hairraiser orchestra pit

Litigation seems cool to me.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=424994&forum_id=2#5877439)





Date: May 30th, 2006 1:23 AM
Author: Fiercely-loyal Boyish Kitty Cat

if you can get into the right group, it might not be bad. if you've spent the last 8 months doing doc review like some of my friends have, it's not as appealing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=424994&forum_id=2#5877448)





Date: May 30th, 2006 1:26 AM
Author: hairraiser orchestra pit

I enjoy reading transcripts of depositions and the other side's shitty briefs. Would you call that document review?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=424994&forum_id=2#5877462)





Date: May 30th, 2006 1:28 AM
Author: Fiercely-loyal Boyish Kitty Cat

definitely not....doc review means going through 3 million + emails and classifying as either "relevant" or "not-relevant"...or several million purchase orders to determine if it's evidence of "price-fixing".

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=424994&forum_id=2#5877472)





Date: May 30th, 2006 1:33 AM
Author: hairraiser orchestra pit

Sounds like I either got lucky or chose wisely this summer.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=424994&forum_id=2#5877513)





Date: May 30th, 2006 1:35 AM
Author: Fiercely-loyal Boyish Kitty Cat

they don't make summer associates do that shit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=424994&forum_id=2#5877524)





Date: July 20th, 2006 4:44 PM
Author: Turquoise theatre immigrant

Some firms hire JD Temps to do that shit now.

But, 1st two years at a firm are pretty mindless.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=424994&forum_id=2#6259509)





Date: May 30th, 2006 1:23 AM
Author: Fuchsia plaza

"it's miserable because most people go into litigatoin"

I'm adding this link to the shitty sources of information thread. Most people do not, I repeat do not, go into litigation. In fact, very few do.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=424994&forum_id=2#5877447)





Date: May 30th, 2006 1:24 AM
Author: Fiercely-loyal Boyish Kitty Cat

well, in large law firms. obviously, most legal work out there *isn't* litigation.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=424994&forum_id=2#5877453)





Date: May 30th, 2006 1:22 AM
Author: Fuchsia plaza

What would you suggest instead of law?

Easy. Medicine or IBanking (via an MBA in finance) if you want $$$.

The law is wayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy OVERSUPPLIED. Please save the ridiculous "it's not oversupplied for top grads" arguments. The vomitably excessive surplus trickles down (or up) to affect everyone.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=424994&forum_id=2#5877442)





Date: May 30th, 2006 1:26 AM
Author: Out-of-control rose electric furnace internal respiration

If I could've gone to Med School, I would've.

I friggin' hate banking. Couldn't get a good Ibanking job even if I wanted one, though.

The law is a better profession than the one I'll be able to get into right now with the 'skills and qualifications' that I have.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=424994&forum_id=2#5877458)





Date: May 30th, 2006 1:32 AM
Author: Fuchsia plaza

Just be forewarned that "The law is wayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy OVERSUPPLIED."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=424994&forum_id=2#5877497)





Date: May 30th, 2006 1:58 AM
Author: hairraiser orchestra pit

That's OK. The turnover is high.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=424994&forum_id=2#5877651)





Date: July 20th, 2006 5:00 PM
Author: filthy factory reset button

For an oversupplied profession, they sure overwork you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=424994&forum_id=2#6259649)





Date: May 30th, 2006 1:41 AM
Author: Nudist Site Friendly Grandma
Subject: I thought you'd be taller

before going to LS, I was the best (or second-best, depending on whom you asked) cooler in the business. That was a tough way to make money.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=424994&forum_id=2#5877566)





Date: May 30th, 2006 1:18 AM
Author: crystalline impressive school masturbator

too late dogg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=424994&forum_id=2#5877427)





Date: May 30th, 2006 1:19 AM
Author: Chartreuse vivacious fat ankles point

what are some easier ways to make money?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=424994&forum_id=2#5877432)





Date: May 30th, 2006 1:21 AM
Author: Salmon free-loading ratface location

This is true. Lawyers spend their lives dealing with people who broke the law, or were accused of breaking it, i.e. the scum of the earth.

I'm going into the law because I hate these people with a passion and want to do everything I can to punish them.

But I would not recommend going into the law for any reason other than ensuring proper enforcement of the law.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=424994&forum_id=2#5877436)





Date: May 30th, 2006 1:23 AM
Author: hairraiser orchestra pit

Have fun prosecuting college kids for drug possession.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=424994&forum_id=2#5877446)





Date: May 30th, 2006 1:24 AM
Author: Salmon free-loading ratface location

That and more friend, that and more. My dream is to be a law breaker's worst nightmare. That college kid sitting there doing an illegal drug, I want a world where he is so quivering with fear at the thought of what someone like me will do to him that he puts it away.

I can't accomplish my dream in any way other than the law. That's why I'm in law school.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=424994&forum_id=2#5877451)





Date: May 30th, 2006 1:25 AM
Author: Thriller crimson casino reading party

I think you forgot to insert the word "African-American" before "law breaker."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=424994&forum_id=2#5877456)





Date: May 30th, 2006 1:27 AM
Author: Salmon free-loading ratface location

Plead the race card all you want but it won't work. You're a criminal and I'll put you behind bars. Prison populations are at an all time high and will continue to grow, thanks to people like me.

If it were up to me I would punish you more for fraudulently pleading racism.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=424994&forum_id=2#5877464)





Date: May 30th, 2006 1:30 AM
Author: Chartreuse vivacious fat ankles point

why are you so racist?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=424994&forum_id=2#5877488)





Date: May 30th, 2006 1:31 AM
Author: Salmon free-loading ratface location

Don't hijack race sympathy for your criminal endeavors you animal.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=424994&forum_id=2#5877495)





Date: May 30th, 2006 1:34 AM
Author: Thriller crimson casino reading party

I'm so sick of criminals hijacking the USS Race Sympathy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=424994&forum_id=2#5877517)





Date: May 30th, 2006 1:40 AM
Author: Nudist Site Friendly Grandma

it was a good thing Seagal was a cook on that ship, otherwise it could have gotten nasty.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=424994&forum_id=2#5877556)





Date: May 30th, 2006 1:41 AM
Author: Thriller crimson casino reading party

We need more law students like the guy above, who will face off against race-sympathy hijackers in a deadly knife fight in the ship's control room.

I will content myself with hanging out with the stripper who pops out of the cake.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=424994&forum_id=2#5877565)





Date: May 30th, 2006 1:40 AM
Author: Chartreuse vivacious fat ankles point

why can't you answer the question?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=424994&forum_id=2#5877561)





Date: May 30th, 2006 1:34 AM
Author: Out-of-control rose electric furnace internal respiration

I hope he prosecutes racists like you as well.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=424994&forum_id=2#5877519)





Date: May 30th, 2006 1:31 AM
Author: hairraiser orchestra pit

Many laws are stupid bullshit, that deserve repeal instead of zealous enforcement.

I wouldn't want to waste my life prosecuting prostitution and drug crimes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=424994&forum_id=2#5877494)





Date: May 30th, 2006 1:32 AM
Author: Salmon free-loading ratface location

Then you need to move to another country, because those are the laws here and they will be enforced.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=424994&forum_id=2#5877498)





Date: May 30th, 2006 1:34 AM
Author: hairraiser orchestra pit

Right, just like my grandfather needed to move to another country because of Prohibition.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=424994&forum_id=2#5877518)





Date: May 30th, 2006 1:37 AM
Author: Nudist Site Friendly Grandma

hmmmm. I originally said Batman but this sounds more like the Punisher.

Do you have any superpowers?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=424994&forum_id=2#5877541)





Date: July 20th, 2006 4:42 PM
Author: Vengeful idiotic center ladyboy

Nice Schtick.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=424994&forum_id=2#6259496)





Date: May 30th, 2006 1:25 AM
Author: Thriller crimson casino reading party

The police and criminal legislation are always right! YAY!!!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=424994&forum_id=2#5877455)





Date: May 30th, 2006 1:26 AM
Author: Fuchsia plaza

"I would not recommend going into the law for any reason other than ensuring proper enforcement of the law."

I think this is accurate.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=424994&forum_id=2#5877461)





Date: May 30th, 2006 1:35 AM
Author: Nudist Site Friendly Grandma

It sounds like you would be better served becoming Batman.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=424994&forum_id=2#5877525)





Date: May 30th, 2006 1:21 AM
Author: buck-toothed famous landscape painting hall

you should have said so a year ago.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=424994&forum_id=2#5877437)





Date: July 20th, 2006 4:14 PM
Author: Cyan haunted graveyard gaming laptop

What else are we supposed to do?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=424994&forum_id=2#6259171)





Date: July 20th, 2006 4:27 PM
Author: Onyx office

Now you tell me...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=424994&forum_id=2#6259332)





Date: July 20th, 2006 4:30 PM
Author: splenetic national persian

I definitely would have become a dentist. DEFINITELY

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=424994&forum_id=2#6259368)





Date: July 20th, 2006 4:49 PM
Author: passionate fishy spot

That's supposed to be the sweet life. Plus: all the drugs you can handle!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=424994&forum_id=2#6259565)





Date: July 20th, 2006 4:54 PM
Author: splenetic national persian

when I was a kid I even wanted to be an orthodontist. weird, but i should have pursued my dreams. what was i thinking?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=424994&forum_id=2#6259602)





Date: July 20th, 2006 4:52 PM
Author: Chrome Dashing Love Of Her Life Trailer Park

I second this. You can get a job. Just get off of your ass and try a little harder.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=424994&forum_id=2#6259592)