LOL @ Avengers movie having a 96% of rotten tomatoes.
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Date: April 28th, 2019 4:19 AM Author: boyish base lettuce
https://www.rottentomatoes.com/m/avengers_endgame
Total co-optation of movie reviews since newspapers have been in decline. I remember when these movies would get 28%.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4250520&forum_id=2#38154125) |
Date: April 28th, 2019 6:13 AM Author: cerebral pearly kitty cat school
Rotten Tomatoes only measures what percentage of reviewers thought the movie was competent. A movie universally agreed to be a C+ movie would get 100%.
Metacritic is better. It accounts for the strength of the evaluation. There, Endgame gets a 77.
https://www.metacritic.com/movie/avengers-endgame
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4250520&forum_id=2#38154210) |
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Date: April 28th, 2019 7:38 PM Author: Sienna filthpig locale
him: religious experience watching cape shit.
me: religious experience watching The New World (2005) while high on weed.
meanwhile:
him: bluecheck twitter account
me: poasting on xo
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4250520&forum_id=2#38156606) |
Date: April 28th, 2019 8:14 AM Author: magical smoky gay wizard
Reminds me of those youtube comments.
"4% of critics would rather watch Fantastic Four" or something like that with 500 upvotes.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4250520&forum_id=2#38154354) |
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Date: April 28th, 2019 12:06 PM Author: Wonderful geriatric location community account
In some sense you are right in they they only make like 10 movies now vs hundreds and they all have to be “winners” so they spend huge amounts of money on them. You end up with a lot fewer corny awful movies like Suburban Commando. What you lose is any type of creativity or “risks” - everything is safe processed cheese for the masses.
A good comparison would be Batman (1989). If you watch it now, the special effects and fight scenes seem dated, and overall the movie feels “old” compared to something like Avengers. But Batman had a historically great acting performance, relied on its story and dialogue and also made you think. You rooted for the bad guy even though he was evil, and it made you laugh. The stunts were more complicated so an adult would appreciate them more. For example the fugitive with the guy jumping in the waterfall, which academically is much more interesting than any CGI action scene in black panther, but visually is much more basic of an experience. Falling Down is another good example of this. The downside of this is that there were many more forgettable, painful awful movies like suburban commando or the ninja turtles movies, and today you are much more likely to see a “good” movie than a “bad” one, which of course is all most people want anymore. The folks who want though provoking stuff can specialize and watch Netflix and HBO or whatever in ways not possible in 1989. It’s rare that a major movie can compete on this level - there will be blood, mad max and Annihilation are some exceptions that I thought were actually pretty good, but they won’t make money like avengers.
So I agree with you in some sense that the movies today serve the current client base better than the 1989 movies would, and critics (beyond all being captured by GC) have less of a function to serve vs the 1980s and 90s when there was a lot more variety and of course less ways to check online.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4250520&forum_id=2#38154891) |
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Date: April 28th, 2019 4:05 PM Author: Thriller Locus
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Captain Marvel saves everyone deus ex machina style by showing up to he final battle late and destroying Thanos' ship. Then shortly after, she gets a hold of the Gauntlet which she must transport across the battlefield through a horde of bad guys. Spider Man, who's injured, tells her he doesn't think she'll make it. As she's about to move, one by one, each of the Avengers women appear on screen, ultimately rallying around Captain Marvel and have an Avengers assemble, GIRL POWER! moment. They tell Spider Man, She's not alone!
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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4250520&forum_id=2#38155733) |
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Date: May 2nd, 2019 2:30 PM Author: walnut internal respiration
actually not that bad an article. it agrees that the GRRLPOWER scene in Endgame, and capeshit at large, is empty, unfulfilling tokenism:
"the scene immediately revealed itself as the apotheosis of the studio’s expectation that fans of female superheroes be satisfied with scraps, while courting woke points for its supposed forward thinking.
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The presupposition that we’re supposed to salute fifth-billed characters like Mantis and Pepper Potts just for showing up demonstrates how deep Marvel had to dig to come up with these ostensible triumphs of feminism.
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symptomatic of its overall treatment of female characters as walking applause lines first and people (or space aliens) second. The fans are ready to clap for their female favorites, but Marvel should try giving them something to cheer for first."
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4250520&forum_id=2#38175823) |
Date: May 2nd, 2019 2:36 PM Author: Glittery Black Mad-dog Skullcap
Haven’t seen a Marvel movie for years but was forced to watch this.
It was an absolute chore to sit through. Why are these shit comic book movies 3 hours long? Just succinctly tell the story... this isn’t Citizen Kane.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4250520&forum_id=2#38175893) |
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