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10 million but a snail is chasing you for the rest of your life.
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Date: May 25th, 2019 10:20 PM Author: walnut house trump supporter If you tell anyone about the snail, you die.
If the snail touches you, you die.
The snail cannot be killed.
The snail alway knows your location. |
Date: May 25th, 2019 10:20 PM Author: fantasy-prone den can i do something like getting someone else to lock the snail up in a safe? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4269329&forum_id=2#38290133) |
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Date: May 25th, 2019 10:25 PM Author: walnut house trump supporter You die. You cannot tell anyone about the snail. Literally rule #1 dude. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4269329&forum_id=2#38290168) |
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Date: May 25th, 2019 10:26 PM Author: fantasy-prone den i guess i was thinking i could tell someone to lock it up without explaining any of the rest of the rules
also i could just lock it up myself, i could just rent a whole hazmat suit as a one time thing |
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Date: May 25th, 2019 10:29 PM Author: walnut house trump supporter you could try. might want to read the fine print on touching. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4269329&forum_id=2#38290190) |
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Date: May 25th, 2019 10:33 PM Author: fantasy-prone den what exactly does the fine print say on touching? can i touch it with gloves? can i poke it with a pole? or is this all left intentionally ambiguous so i'd need to risk my life to find out the answer? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4269329&forum_id=2#38290214) |
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Date: May 25th, 2019 10:34 PM Author: walnut house trump supporter welcome to xo. where jewing the hypo might result in death. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4269329&forum_id=2#38290220) |
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Date: May 25th, 2019 10:21 PM Author: Mentally impaired deer antler Wtf https://forum.bodybuilding.com/showthread.php?t=177184791 |
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Date: May 25th, 2019 10:26 PM Author: walnut house trump supporter some NBA writer posted it on twitter. its not original to bodyfaggot.com (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4269329&forum_id=2#38290175) |
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Date: May 25th, 2019 10:27 PM Author: Mentally impaired deer antler Oh weird i just saw that earlier (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4269329&forum_id=2#38290179) |
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Date: May 25th, 2019 10:28 PM Author: walnut house trump supporter https://twitter.com/LycaonVictus/status/1131572945703317507?s=20 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4269329&forum_id=2#38290186) |
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Date: May 25th, 2019 10:31 PM Author: talking idiot pit Is the snail subject to the physical constraints of any snail? I’ve never had a snail in my house. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4269329&forum_id=2#38290201) |
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Date: May 25th, 2019 11:38 PM Author: Slate giraffe easy. have a hedgehog eat it, so it will be chilling alive inside the hedgehog. put hedgehog in a safe, drive boat 10 miles out to sea, drop safe into water. say "so long, sucker!" and poast the vid (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4269329&forum_id=2#38290496) |
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Date: June 12th, 2025 6:56 PM Author: shivering cruel-hearted base Could other people find out about the snail without me telling them? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4269329&forum_id=2#49009670) |
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Date: June 12th, 2025 6:59 PM Author: Spectacular fat ankles cruise ship sure. id use some tongs to put it in a jar and put it in my basement.
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Date: June 12th, 2025 7:01 PM Author: Primrose Area Trust Fund i'm assuming the snail is some kind of Terminator creature and will not be contained or stopped perhaps it has an acid slime trail and will burn through any container you put it in. that said some quick math shows that it would take over a day for a snail to travel a single mile so it would be easy to keep away without substantially interrupting your life |
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Date: June 12th, 2025 6:59 PM Author: Primrose Area Trust Fund this is a pretty good deal just move to the opposite coast every 8 and a half years and you will very likely never encounter this snail within a 300 mile radius of your person |