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Gold Patrolman
  08/07/19
https://i.imgur.com/N3UFe.jpg
maize mischievous spot
  08/07/19
Heh, Penis Sip
ungodly stag film
  08/07/19
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Carmine home roommate
  08/07/19
that's actually a nice jacket
Canary big-titted dog poop
  08/07/19
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Gold Patrolman
  08/07/19
Breakfast?
Nighttime station
  08/07/19
damn id like to invite her to my associate suite
Vigorous market kitty cat
  08/07/19
lol
house-broken thriller candlestick maker cuck
  08/07/19
ljl she has a website https://www.kristinvanderpas.com/ab...
Diverse cerise nursing home
  08/07/19
and a youtube account
razzle copper resort
  08/08/19
what in the fucking shit
charismatic dilemma alpha
  08/08/19
would lean that dutch associate over and spank for 1.2 billa...
Lime native mother
  08/08/19
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Diverse cerise nursing home
  08/07/19
OH YEAH that's how a girl should dress
house-broken thriller candlestick maker cuck
  08/07/19
cr, and 180 that you SPRINTED to my poast.
Diverse cerise nursing home
  08/07/19
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Gold Patrolman
  08/07/19
looks like he helps tech companies get their coke supply too
Vigorous market kitty cat
  08/07/19
looks like he also sips penis
Chartreuse excitant national
  08/07/19
Cooley attorneys are probably by far the most likable.
Self-centered Vivacious Ticket Booth Milk
  08/07/19
I rike a Coorey
Amber property skinny woman
  08/07/19
https://www.cooley.com/people/alexandra-cotter "pass...
lascivious flesh cruise ship
  08/07/19
she's like a pretty ellen page wtf is she wearing though?...
sepia disturbing gay wizard shrine
  08/08/19
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Diverse cerise nursing home
  08/08/19
why the f--- is DocuSign retaining outside counsel for such ...
Lime native mother
  08/08/19
Even the big tech companies will bring in outside counsel to...
sepia disturbing gay wizard shrine
  08/08/19
woah WTF is going on ITT... http://www.secretsanon.com/re...
Diverse cerise nursing home
  08/07/19
>> There are always the fake saline breasts to fall ba...
house-broken thriller candlestick maker cuck
  08/07/19
she went to the USO and cheered for venus: https://www.yo...
Diverse cerise nursing home
  08/07/19
lol was just going to link to that
house-broken thriller candlestick maker cuck
  08/07/19
180. seriously, wtf is going on ITT? pumo OP randomly poa...
Diverse cerise nursing home
  08/07/19
It reeks of ducksauce
Amber property skinny woman
  08/07/19
and good content
Diverse cerise nursing home
  08/07/19
lol I get the point of the thread title now. I thought it wa...
Canary big-titted dog poop
  08/07/19
it's interesting that there's a website w poasts from 2015-2...
Diverse cerise nursing home
  08/07/19
undoubtedly created by someone who was no breakfasted back t...
Canary big-titted dog poop
  08/07/19
the backstory is still interesting.
Diverse cerise nursing home
  08/07/19
yes it's quite the drama. I imagine these two are like the p...
Canary big-titted dog poop
  08/07/19
lol seriously, even I've slept with multiple female associat...
house-broken thriller candlestick maker cuck
  08/07/19
and none were anywhere near as hot as this TOAS chick, i'd i...
Diverse cerise nursing home
  08/07/19
one was very good looking, the other not so much the good...
house-broken thriller candlestick maker cuck
  08/07/19
jewish?
Diverse cerise nursing home
  08/07/19
hot one was jew, not hot was Latina
house-broken thriller candlestick maker cuck
  08/07/19
uunngghh
Diverse cerise nursing home
  08/08/19
does PN work at Cooley? that whole thing reads like him tal...
lascivious flesh cruise ship
  08/08/19
Weird that the worst law school has it’s own vault big...
Navy mind-boggling hall
  08/07/19
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Amber property skinny woman
  08/07/19
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Vigorous market kitty cat
  08/07/19
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Cheese-eating harsh locale
  08/08/19
lmao at the little fucktoy next to him
razzle copper resort
  08/08/19
he has 2.5x the mass
sepia disturbing gay wizard shrine
  08/08/19
Why did OP just delete the links?
Diverse cerise nursing home
  08/08/19
were they to that secretsanon site or something else?
sepia disturbing gay wizard shrine
  08/08/19
firm profiles
razzle copper resort
  08/08/19
Yeah weird. Cat is out of the bag.
Diverse cerise nursing home
  08/08/19
I assume one of the 300 lbs plus ATL female bloggers is alre...
pale hairraiser hominid
  08/08/19
ah
sepia disturbing gay wizard shrine
  08/08/19
they need to stop slutshaming dutch girl, and get her staffe...
Lime native mother
  08/08/19
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ungodly stag film
  08/08/19
"check her purse for her spare pair of underpants for h...
sepia disturbing gay wizard shrine
  08/08/19
Can someone repost the links?
Blue Pisswyrm
  08/08/19
go to the firm website and let do
razzle copper resort
  08/08/19
So the ex husband of this woman is the pumo? Ljl
heady orange useless brakes
  08/08/19
no way a pumo is that chadly
Vigorous market kitty cat
  08/08/19
It's obviously him. He's dragged her through the mud on a bu...
heady orange useless brakes
  08/08/19
possibly
Diverse cerise nursing home
  08/08/19
Partners should be able to treat associates any way they wan...
slippery hell
  08/08/19
Defamation per se anyone? Beware of genital Herpes with K...
Greedy library
  08/08/19
truth is an absolute defense. i'd assume the husband of a...
Diverse cerise nursing home
  08/08/19
given this thread has obviously come to the attention of the...
Canary big-titted dog poop
  08/08/19
Also: Kristin Vanderpas is the worst croquet player ever !! ...
Greedy library
  08/08/19
she looks damn good in a golf miniskirt tho!
Diverse cerise nursing home
  08/08/19
update?
Greedy library
  10/25/20
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bearded disrespectful center
  07/26/21


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Date: August 7th, 2019 11:40 AM
Author: Gold Patrolman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4318372&forum_id=2#38651231)



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Date: August 7th, 2019 10:31 PM
Author: maize mischievous spot

https://i.imgur.com/N3UFe.jpg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4318372&forum_id=2#38654286)



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Date: August 7th, 2019 11:42 AM
Author: ungodly stag film

Heh, Penis Sip

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4318372&forum_id=2#38651237)



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Date: August 7th, 2019 11:44 AM
Author: Carmine home roommate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4318372&forum_id=2#38651244)



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Date: August 7th, 2019 11:43 AM
Author: Canary big-titted dog poop

that's actually a nice jacket

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4318372&forum_id=2#38651241)



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Date: August 7th, 2019 11:44 AM
Author: Gold Patrolman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4318372&forum_id=2#38651247)



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Date: August 7th, 2019 11:45 AM
Author: Nighttime station

Breakfast?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4318372&forum_id=2#38651249)



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Date: August 7th, 2019 10:15 PM
Author: Vigorous market kitty cat

damn id like to invite her to my associate suite

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4318372&forum_id=2#38654197)



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Date: August 7th, 2019 10:54 PM
Author: house-broken thriller candlestick maker cuck

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4318372&forum_id=2#38654439)



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Date: August 7th, 2019 10:43 PM
Author: Diverse cerise nursing home

ljl she has a website

https://www.kristinvanderpas.com/about

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4318372&forum_id=2#38654378)



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Date: August 8th, 2019 12:01 AM
Author: razzle copper resort

and a youtube account

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4318372&forum_id=2#38654754)



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Date: August 8th, 2019 12:03 AM
Author: charismatic dilemma alpha

what in the fucking shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4318372&forum_id=2#38654761)



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Date: August 8th, 2019 12:56 AM
Author: Lime native mother

would lean that dutch associate over and spank for 1.2 billable hours

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4318372&forum_id=2#38654957)



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Date: August 7th, 2019 10:44 PM
Author: Diverse cerise nursing home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4318372&forum_id=2#38654385)



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Date: August 7th, 2019 10:47 PM
Author: house-broken thriller candlestick maker cuck

OH YEAH that's how a girl should dress

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4318372&forum_id=2#38654403)



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Date: August 7th, 2019 10:49 PM
Author: Diverse cerise nursing home

cr, and 180 that you SPRINTED to my poast.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4318372&forum_id=2#38654413)



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Date: August 7th, 2019 10:12 PM
Author: Gold Patrolman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4318372&forum_id=2#38654181)



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Date: August 7th, 2019 10:15 PM
Author: Vigorous market kitty cat

looks like he helps tech companies get their coke supply too

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4318372&forum_id=2#38654196)



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Date: August 7th, 2019 10:17 PM
Author: Chartreuse excitant national

looks like he also sips penis

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4318372&forum_id=2#38654203)



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Date: August 7th, 2019 10:34 PM
Author: Self-centered Vivacious Ticket Booth Milk

Cooley attorneys are probably by far the most likable.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4318372&forum_id=2#38654301)



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Date: August 7th, 2019 10:42 PM
Author: Amber property skinny woman

I rike a Coorey

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4318372&forum_id=2#38654366)



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Date: August 7th, 2019 10:43 PM
Author: lascivious flesh cruise ship

https://www.cooley.com/people/alexandra-cotter

"passions: game of thrones"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4318372&forum_id=2#38654375)



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Date: August 8th, 2019 12:41 AM
Author: sepia disturbing gay wizard shrine

she's like a pretty ellen page

wtf is she wearing though? some sort of cape?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4318372&forum_id=2#38654913)



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Date: August 8th, 2019 12:43 AM
Author: Diverse cerise nursing home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4318372&forum_id=2#38654918)



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Date: August 8th, 2019 12:59 AM
Author: Lime native mother

why the f--- is DocuSign retaining outside counsel for such small aquisitions

their in-house counsel need to grow some balls and handle it without bringing in Cooley for CYA

(and while DocuSign is at it they need to pay their in-house team more to stop their ridiculous attrition rate)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4318372&forum_id=2#38654959)



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Date: August 8th, 2019 1:12 PM
Author: sepia disturbing gay wizard shrine

Even the big tech companies will bring in outside counsel to work on small deals. You'll have, e.g., MoFo working on a $10m acquisition for Intuit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4318372&forum_id=2#38656630)



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Date: August 7th, 2019 10:47 PM
Author: Diverse cerise nursing home

woah WTF is going on ITT...

http://www.secretsanon.com/readsecret.php?id=61794

David Peinsipp is a sleazy, repulsive, manipulative lawyer and partner at the San Francisco office of Cooley LLP who uses women like objects and has been serially cheating on his live-in girlfriend of 15 years.

...

He's been #####ing Kristin VanderPas and had her moved to his San Francisco office.

...

Older Cooley LLP partner David Peinsipp loves himself some subordinate herpetic vagina from younger cheating married junior associate Kristin Vanderpas. Congratulations on the merit based promotion!

----

OP definitely knows something

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4318372&forum_id=2#38654402)



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Date: August 7th, 2019 10:50 PM
Author: house-broken thriller candlestick maker cuck

>> There are always the fake saline breasts to fall back on!! <<

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4318372&forum_id=2#38654415)



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Date: August 7th, 2019 10:51 PM
Author: Diverse cerise nursing home

she went to the USO and cheered for venus:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cFsaARNYWMY

would u use that against her?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4318372&forum_id=2#38654422)



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Date: August 7th, 2019 10:53 PM
Author: house-broken thriller candlestick maker cuck

lol was just going to link to that

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4318372&forum_id=2#38654435)



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Date: August 7th, 2019 10:57 PM
Author: Diverse cerise nursing home

180.

seriously, wtf is going on ITT? pumo OP randomly poasted links to these two characters.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4318372&forum_id=2#38654452)



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Date: August 7th, 2019 11:08 PM
Author: Amber property skinny woman

It reeks of ducksauce

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4318372&forum_id=2#38654502)



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Date: August 7th, 2019 11:10 PM
Author: Diverse cerise nursing home

and good content

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4318372&forum_id=2#38654513)



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Date: August 7th, 2019 11:10 PM
Author: Canary big-titted dog poop

lol I get the point of the thread title now. I thought it was saying that the cooley people look like drama club geeks because of the black backgrounds in teir photos. lol yawn at a partner sleeping with a senior associate. we have that at my firm too. get over it it happens. ME SO SOLLY!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4318372&forum_id=2#38654514)



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Date: August 7th, 2019 11:12 PM
Author: Diverse cerise nursing home

it's interesting that there's a website w poasts from 2015-2018 talking shit about them

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4318372&forum_id=2#38654523)



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Date: August 7th, 2019 11:14 PM
Author: Canary big-titted dog poop

undoubtedly created by someone who was no breakfasted back then and probably now posted here by some who is just getting shit on by some combination of these two

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4318372&forum_id=2#38654537)



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Date: August 7th, 2019 11:15 PM
Author: Diverse cerise nursing home

the backstory is still interesting.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4318372&forum_id=2#38654547)



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Date: August 7th, 2019 11:17 PM
Author: Canary big-titted dog poop

yes it's quite the drama. I imagine these two are like the partner and recently promoted senior associate at my firm: just too powerful to give a fuck about being seen talking to each other. the underlings (including me) are going to snipe

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4318372&forum_id=2#38654554)



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Date: August 7th, 2019 11:13 PM
Author: house-broken thriller candlestick maker cuck

lol seriously, even I've slept with multiple female associates, though nobody was married and i was an associate too, but still

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4318372&forum_id=2#38654532)



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Date: August 7th, 2019 11:16 PM
Author: Diverse cerise nursing home

and none were anywhere near as hot as this TOAS chick, i'd imagine

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4318372&forum_id=2#38654550)



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Date: August 7th, 2019 11:17 PM
Author: house-broken thriller candlestick maker cuck

one was very good looking, the other not so much

the good looking one wore skirts that showed a hint of asscheek

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4318372&forum_id=2#38654555)



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Date: August 7th, 2019 11:19 PM
Author: Diverse cerise nursing home

jewish?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4318372&forum_id=2#38654570)



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Date: August 7th, 2019 11:27 PM
Author: house-broken thriller candlestick maker cuck

hot one was jew, not hot was Latina

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4318372&forum_id=2#38654616)



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Date: August 8th, 2019 12:03 AM
Author: Diverse cerise nursing home

uunngghh

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4318372&forum_id=2#38654763)



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Date: August 8th, 2019 12:06 AM
Author: lascivious flesh cruise ship

does PN work at Cooley? that whole thing reads like him talking to himself.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4318372&forum_id=2#38654771)



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Date: August 7th, 2019 10:51 PM
Author: Navy mind-boggling hall

Weird that the worst law school has it’s own vault biglaw firm. I wonder if other schools will try this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4318372&forum_id=2#38654424)



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Date: August 7th, 2019 10:53 PM
Author: Amber property skinny woman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4318372&forum_id=2#38654428)



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Date: August 7th, 2019 10:56 PM
Author: Vigorous market kitty cat



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4318372&forum_id=2#38654450)



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Date: August 8th, 2019 12:34 AM
Author: Cheese-eating harsh locale



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4318372&forum_id=2#38654893)



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Date: August 8th, 2019 12:35 AM
Author: razzle copper resort

lmao at the little fucktoy next to him

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4318372&forum_id=2#38654896)



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Date: August 8th, 2019 12:42 AM
Author: sepia disturbing gay wizard shrine

he has 2.5x the mass

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4318372&forum_id=2#38654915)



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Date: August 8th, 2019 12:48 AM
Author: Diverse cerise nursing home

Why did OP just delete the links?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4318372&forum_id=2#38654926)



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Date: August 8th, 2019 12:53 AM
Author: sepia disturbing gay wizard shrine

were they to that secretsanon site or something else?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4318372&forum_id=2#38654943)



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Date: August 8th, 2019 12:53 AM
Author: razzle copper resort

firm profiles

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4318372&forum_id=2#38654945)



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Date: August 8th, 2019 12:54 AM
Author: Diverse cerise nursing home

Yeah weird. Cat is out of the bag.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4318372&forum_id=2#38654950)



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Date: August 8th, 2019 1:03 AM
Author: pale hairraiser hominid

I assume one of the 300 lbs plus ATL female bloggers is already on the story

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4318372&forum_id=2#38654972)



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Date: August 8th, 2019 12:55 AM
Author: sepia disturbing gay wizard shrine

ah

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4318372&forum_id=2#38654952)



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Date: August 8th, 2019 1:12 AM
Author: Lime native mother

they need to stop slutshaming dutch girl, and get her staffed on some deals more higher value

other than Alteryx her deals sound TTT

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4318372&forum_id=2#38654991)



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Date: August 8th, 2019 11:48 AM
Author: ungodly stag film



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4318372&forum_id=2#38656257)



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Date: August 8th, 2019 1:11 PM
Author: sepia disturbing gay wizard shrine

"check her purse for her spare pair of underpants for her regular fecal incontinence"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4318372&forum_id=2#38656619)



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Date: August 8th, 2019 1:16 PM
Author: Blue Pisswyrm

Can someone repost the links?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4318372&forum_id=2#38656646)



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Date: August 8th, 2019 1:18 PM
Author: razzle copper resort

go to the firm website and let do

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4318372&forum_id=2#38656656)



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Date: August 8th, 2019 1:22 PM
Author: heady orange useless brakes

So the ex husband of this woman is the pumo? Ljl

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4318372&forum_id=2#38656671)



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Date: August 8th, 2019 1:24 PM
Author: Vigorous market kitty cat

no way a pumo is that chadly

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4318372&forum_id=2#38656679)



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Date: August 8th, 2019 1:26 PM
Author: heady orange useless brakes

It's obviously him. He's dragged her through the mud on a bunch of sites according to that page that was posted.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4318372&forum_id=2#38656685)



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Date: August 8th, 2019 1:56 PM
Author: Diverse cerise nursing home

possibly

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4318372&forum_id=2#38656823)



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Date: August 8th, 2019 1:40 PM
Author: slippery hell

Partners should be able to treat associates any way they want.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4318372&forum_id=2#38656752)



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Date: August 8th, 2019 2:01 PM
Author: Greedy library

Defamation per se anyone?

Beware of genital Herpes with KVP

http://www.secretsanon.com/readsecret.php?id=109953

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4318372&forum_id=2#38656845)



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Date: August 8th, 2019 2:08 PM
Author: Diverse cerise nursing home

truth is an absolute defense.

i'd assume the husband of a biglaw partner would know this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4318372&forum_id=2#38656882)



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Date: August 8th, 2019 2:19 PM
Author: Canary big-titted dog poop

given this thread has obviously come to the attention of the principals, I would like to make only one more statement before I stop posting in it: marital infidelity is wrong

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4318372&forum_id=2#38656922)



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Date: August 8th, 2019 2:24 PM
Author: Greedy library

Also: Kristin Vanderpas is the worst croquet player ever !!

http://www.secretsanon.com/readsecret.php?id=203605

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4318372&forum_id=2#38656953)



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Date: August 8th, 2019 2:25 PM
Author: Diverse cerise nursing home

she looks damn good in a golf miniskirt tho!

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Date: October 25th, 2020 2:42 PM
Author: Greedy library

update?

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Date: July 26th, 2021 11:26 PM
Author: bearded disrespectful center



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