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walnut disturbing nursing home
  08/07/19
https://i.imgur.com/N3UFe.jpg
Outnumbered violent stead
  08/07/19
Heh, Penis Sip
electric gaping
  08/07/19
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Aromatic Address Giraffe
  08/07/19
that's actually a nice jacket
Buff Black Woman School Cafeteria
  08/07/19
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walnut disturbing nursing home
  08/07/19
Breakfast?
jet-lagged pisswyrm
  08/07/19
damn id like to invite her to my associate suite
comical deranged filthpig coffee pot
  08/07/19
lol
Disrespectful narrow-minded cuckold immigrant
  08/07/19
ljl she has a website https://www.kristinvanderpas.com/ab...
confused property
  08/07/19
and a youtube account
hyperventilating rambunctious idea he suggested hell
  08/08/19
what in the fucking shit
metal electric furnace
  08/08/19
would lean that dutch associate over and spank for 1.2 billa...
jet idiot
  08/08/19
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confused property
  08/07/19
OH YEAH that's how a girl should dress
Disrespectful narrow-minded cuckold immigrant
  08/07/19
cr, and 180 that you SPRINTED to my poast.
confused property
  08/07/19
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walnut disturbing nursing home
  08/07/19
looks like he helps tech companies get their coke supply too
comical deranged filthpig coffee pot
  08/07/19
looks like he also sips penis
Poppy French Trailer Park Lettuce
  08/07/19
Cooley attorneys are probably by far the most likable.
Motley theater stage
  08/07/19
I rike a Coorey
house-broken deer antler hospital
  08/07/19
https://www.cooley.com/people/alexandra-cotter "pass...
filthy brunch philosopher-king
  08/07/19
she's like a pretty ellen page wtf is she wearing though?...
Boyish chapel
  08/08/19
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confused property
  08/08/19
why the f--- is DocuSign retaining outside counsel for such ...
jet idiot
  08/08/19
Even the big tech companies will bring in outside counsel to...
Boyish chapel
  08/08/19
woah WTF is going on ITT... http://www.secretsanon.com/re...
confused property
  08/07/19
>> There are always the fake saline breasts to fall ba...
Disrespectful narrow-minded cuckold immigrant
  08/07/19
she went to the USO and cheered for venus: https://www.yo...
confused property
  08/07/19
lol was just going to link to that
Disrespectful narrow-minded cuckold immigrant
  08/07/19
180. seriously, wtf is going on ITT? pumo OP randomly poa...
confused property
  08/07/19
It reeks of ducksauce
house-broken deer antler hospital
  08/07/19
and good content
confused property
  08/07/19
lol I get the point of the thread title now. I thought it wa...
Buff Black Woman School Cafeteria
  08/07/19
it's interesting that there's a website w poasts from 2015-2...
confused property
  08/07/19
undoubtedly created by someone who was no breakfasted back t...
Buff Black Woman School Cafeteria
  08/07/19
the backstory is still interesting.
confused property
  08/07/19
yes it's quite the drama. I imagine these two are like the p...
Buff Black Woman School Cafeteria
  08/07/19
lol seriously, even I've slept with multiple female associat...
Disrespectful narrow-minded cuckold immigrant
  08/07/19
and none were anywhere near as hot as this TOAS chick, i'd i...
confused property
  08/07/19
one was very good looking, the other not so much the good...
Disrespectful narrow-minded cuckold immigrant
  08/07/19
jewish?
confused property
  08/07/19
hot one was jew, not hot was Latina
Disrespectful narrow-minded cuckold immigrant
  08/07/19
uunngghh
confused property
  08/08/19
does PN work at Cooley? that whole thing reads like him tal...
filthy brunch philosopher-king
  08/08/19
Weird that the worst law school has it’s own vault big...
beta insecure international law enforcement agency travel guidebook
  08/07/19
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house-broken deer antler hospital
  08/07/19
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comical deranged filthpig coffee pot
  08/07/19
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Irradiated maize locale
  08/08/19
lmao at the little fucktoy next to him
hyperventilating rambunctious idea he suggested hell
  08/08/19
he has 2.5x the mass
Boyish chapel
  08/08/19
Why did OP just delete the links?
confused property
  08/08/19
were they to that secretsanon site or something else?
Boyish chapel
  08/08/19
firm profiles
hyperventilating rambunctious idea he suggested hell
  08/08/19
Yeah weird. Cat is out of the bag.
confused property
  08/08/19
I assume one of the 300 lbs plus ATL female bloggers is alre...
nighttime base half-breed
  08/08/19
ah
Boyish chapel
  08/08/19
they need to stop slutshaming dutch girl, and get her staffe...
jet idiot
  08/08/19
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electric gaping
  08/08/19
"check her purse for her spare pair of underpants for h...
Boyish chapel
  08/08/19
Can someone repost the links?
Vivacious Angry Forum Puppy
  08/08/19
go to the firm website and let do
hyperventilating rambunctious idea he suggested hell
  08/08/19
So the ex husband of this woman is the pumo? Ljl
nofapping fishy university mad cow disease
  08/08/19
no way a pumo is that chadly
comical deranged filthpig coffee pot
  08/08/19
It's obviously him. He's dragged her through the mud on a bu...
nofapping fishy university mad cow disease
  08/08/19
possibly
confused property
  08/08/19
Partners should be able to treat associates any way they wan...
Chestnut swashbuckling meetinghouse
  08/08/19
Defamation per se anyone? Beware of genital Herpes with K...
nubile avocado persian hall
  08/08/19
truth is an absolute defense. i'd assume the husband of a...
confused property
  08/08/19
given this thread has obviously come to the attention of the...
Buff Black Woman School Cafeteria
  08/08/19
Also: Kristin Vanderpas is the worst croquet player ever !! ...
nubile avocado persian hall
  08/08/19
she looks damn good in a golf miniskirt tho!
confused property
  08/08/19
update?
nubile avocado persian hall
  10/25/20
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Thriller ivory fortuitous meteor sandwich
  07/26/21


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Date: August 7th, 2019 11:40 AM
Author: walnut disturbing nursing home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4318372&forum_id=2#38651231)



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Date: August 7th, 2019 10:31 PM
Author: Outnumbered violent stead

https://i.imgur.com/N3UFe.jpg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4318372&forum_id=2#38654286)



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Date: August 7th, 2019 11:42 AM
Author: electric gaping

Heh, Penis Sip

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4318372&forum_id=2#38651237)



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Date: August 7th, 2019 11:44 AM
Author: Aromatic Address Giraffe



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4318372&forum_id=2#38651244)



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Date: August 7th, 2019 11:43 AM
Author: Buff Black Woman School Cafeteria

that's actually a nice jacket

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4318372&forum_id=2#38651241)



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Date: August 7th, 2019 11:44 AM
Author: walnut disturbing nursing home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4318372&forum_id=2#38651247)



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Date: August 7th, 2019 11:45 AM
Author: jet-lagged pisswyrm

Breakfast?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4318372&forum_id=2#38651249)



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Date: August 7th, 2019 10:15 PM
Author: comical deranged filthpig coffee pot

damn id like to invite her to my associate suite

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4318372&forum_id=2#38654197)



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Date: August 7th, 2019 10:54 PM
Author: Disrespectful narrow-minded cuckold immigrant

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4318372&forum_id=2#38654439)



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Date: August 7th, 2019 10:43 PM
Author: confused property

ljl she has a website

https://www.kristinvanderpas.com/about

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4318372&forum_id=2#38654378)



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Date: August 8th, 2019 12:01 AM
Author: hyperventilating rambunctious idea he suggested hell

and a youtube account

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4318372&forum_id=2#38654754)



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Date: August 8th, 2019 12:03 AM
Author: metal electric furnace

what in the fucking shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4318372&forum_id=2#38654761)



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Date: August 8th, 2019 12:56 AM
Author: jet idiot

would lean that dutch associate over and spank for 1.2 billable hours

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4318372&forum_id=2#38654957)



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Date: August 7th, 2019 10:44 PM
Author: confused property



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4318372&forum_id=2#38654385)



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Date: August 7th, 2019 10:47 PM
Author: Disrespectful narrow-minded cuckold immigrant

OH YEAH that's how a girl should dress

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4318372&forum_id=2#38654403)



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Date: August 7th, 2019 10:49 PM
Author: confused property

cr, and 180 that you SPRINTED to my poast.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4318372&forum_id=2#38654413)



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Date: August 7th, 2019 10:12 PM
Author: walnut disturbing nursing home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4318372&forum_id=2#38654181)



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Date: August 7th, 2019 10:15 PM
Author: comical deranged filthpig coffee pot

looks like he helps tech companies get their coke supply too

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4318372&forum_id=2#38654196)



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Date: August 7th, 2019 10:17 PM
Author: Poppy French Trailer Park Lettuce

looks like he also sips penis

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4318372&forum_id=2#38654203)



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Date: August 7th, 2019 10:34 PM
Author: Motley theater stage

Cooley attorneys are probably by far the most likable.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4318372&forum_id=2#38654301)



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Date: August 7th, 2019 10:42 PM
Author: house-broken deer antler hospital

I rike a Coorey

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4318372&forum_id=2#38654366)



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Date: August 7th, 2019 10:43 PM
Author: filthy brunch philosopher-king

https://www.cooley.com/people/alexandra-cotter

"passions: game of thrones"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4318372&forum_id=2#38654375)



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Date: August 8th, 2019 12:41 AM
Author: Boyish chapel

she's like a pretty ellen page

wtf is she wearing though? some sort of cape?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4318372&forum_id=2#38654913)



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Date: August 8th, 2019 12:43 AM
Author: confused property



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4318372&forum_id=2#38654918)



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Date: August 8th, 2019 12:59 AM
Author: jet idiot

why the f--- is DocuSign retaining outside counsel for such small aquisitions

their in-house counsel need to grow some balls and handle it without bringing in Cooley for CYA

(and while DocuSign is at it they need to pay their in-house team more to stop their ridiculous attrition rate)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4318372&forum_id=2#38654959)



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Date: August 8th, 2019 1:12 PM
Author: Boyish chapel

Even the big tech companies will bring in outside counsel to work on small deals. You'll have, e.g., MoFo working on a $10m acquisition for Intuit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4318372&forum_id=2#38656630)



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Date: August 7th, 2019 10:47 PM
Author: confused property

woah WTF is going on ITT...

http://www.secretsanon.com/readsecret.php?id=61794

David Peinsipp is a sleazy, repulsive, manipulative lawyer and partner at the San Francisco office of Cooley LLP who uses women like objects and has been serially cheating on his live-in girlfriend of 15 years.

...

He's been #####ing Kristin VanderPas and had her moved to his San Francisco office.

...

Older Cooley LLP partner David Peinsipp loves himself some subordinate herpetic vagina from younger cheating married junior associate Kristin Vanderpas. Congratulations on the merit based promotion!

----

OP definitely knows something

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4318372&forum_id=2#38654402)



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Date: August 7th, 2019 10:50 PM
Author: Disrespectful narrow-minded cuckold immigrant

>> There are always the fake saline breasts to fall back on!! <<

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4318372&forum_id=2#38654415)



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Date: August 7th, 2019 10:51 PM
Author: confused property

she went to the USO and cheered for venus:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cFsaARNYWMY

would u use that against her?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4318372&forum_id=2#38654422)



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Date: August 7th, 2019 10:53 PM
Author: Disrespectful narrow-minded cuckold immigrant

lol was just going to link to that

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4318372&forum_id=2#38654435)



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Date: August 7th, 2019 10:57 PM
Author: confused property

180.

seriously, wtf is going on ITT? pumo OP randomly poasted links to these two characters.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4318372&forum_id=2#38654452)



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Date: August 7th, 2019 11:08 PM
Author: house-broken deer antler hospital

It reeks of ducksauce

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4318372&forum_id=2#38654502)



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Date: August 7th, 2019 11:10 PM
Author: confused property

and good content

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4318372&forum_id=2#38654513)



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Date: August 7th, 2019 11:10 PM
Author: Buff Black Woman School Cafeteria

lol I get the point of the thread title now. I thought it was saying that the cooley people look like drama club geeks because of the black backgrounds in teir photos. lol yawn at a partner sleeping with a senior associate. we have that at my firm too. get over it it happens. ME SO SOLLY!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4318372&forum_id=2#38654514)



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Date: August 7th, 2019 11:12 PM
Author: confused property

it's interesting that there's a website w poasts from 2015-2018 talking shit about them

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4318372&forum_id=2#38654523)



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Date: August 7th, 2019 11:14 PM
Author: Buff Black Woman School Cafeteria

undoubtedly created by someone who was no breakfasted back then and probably now posted here by some who is just getting shit on by some combination of these two

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4318372&forum_id=2#38654537)



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Date: August 7th, 2019 11:15 PM
Author: confused property

the backstory is still interesting.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4318372&forum_id=2#38654547)



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Date: August 7th, 2019 11:17 PM
Author: Buff Black Woman School Cafeteria

yes it's quite the drama. I imagine these two are like the partner and recently promoted senior associate at my firm: just too powerful to give a fuck about being seen talking to each other. the underlings (including me) are going to snipe

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4318372&forum_id=2#38654554)



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Date: August 7th, 2019 11:13 PM
Author: Disrespectful narrow-minded cuckold immigrant

lol seriously, even I've slept with multiple female associates, though nobody was married and i was an associate too, but still

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4318372&forum_id=2#38654532)



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Date: August 7th, 2019 11:16 PM
Author: confused property

and none were anywhere near as hot as this TOAS chick, i'd imagine

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4318372&forum_id=2#38654550)



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Date: August 7th, 2019 11:17 PM
Author: Disrespectful narrow-minded cuckold immigrant

one was very good looking, the other not so much

the good looking one wore skirts that showed a hint of asscheek

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4318372&forum_id=2#38654555)



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Date: August 7th, 2019 11:19 PM
Author: confused property

jewish?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4318372&forum_id=2#38654570)



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Date: August 7th, 2019 11:27 PM
Author: Disrespectful narrow-minded cuckold immigrant

hot one was jew, not hot was Latina

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4318372&forum_id=2#38654616)



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Date: August 8th, 2019 12:03 AM
Author: confused property

uunngghh

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4318372&forum_id=2#38654763)



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Date: August 8th, 2019 12:06 AM
Author: filthy brunch philosopher-king

does PN work at Cooley? that whole thing reads like him talking to himself.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4318372&forum_id=2#38654771)



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Date: August 7th, 2019 10:51 PM
Author: beta insecure international law enforcement agency travel guidebook

Weird that the worst law school has it’s own vault biglaw firm. I wonder if other schools will try this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4318372&forum_id=2#38654424)



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Date: August 7th, 2019 10:53 PM
Author: house-broken deer antler hospital



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4318372&forum_id=2#38654428)



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Date: August 7th, 2019 10:56 PM
Author: comical deranged filthpig coffee pot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4318372&forum_id=2#38654450)



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Date: August 8th, 2019 12:34 AM
Author: Irradiated maize locale



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4318372&forum_id=2#38654893)



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Date: August 8th, 2019 12:35 AM
Author: hyperventilating rambunctious idea he suggested hell

lmao at the little fucktoy next to him

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4318372&forum_id=2#38654896)



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Date: August 8th, 2019 12:42 AM
Author: Boyish chapel

he has 2.5x the mass

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4318372&forum_id=2#38654915)



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Date: August 8th, 2019 12:48 AM
Author: confused property

Why did OP just delete the links?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4318372&forum_id=2#38654926)



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Date: August 8th, 2019 12:53 AM
Author: Boyish chapel

were they to that secretsanon site or something else?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4318372&forum_id=2#38654943)



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Date: August 8th, 2019 12:53 AM
Author: hyperventilating rambunctious idea he suggested hell

firm profiles

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4318372&forum_id=2#38654945)



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Date: August 8th, 2019 12:54 AM
Author: confused property

Yeah weird. Cat is out of the bag.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4318372&forum_id=2#38654950)



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Date: August 8th, 2019 1:03 AM
Author: nighttime base half-breed

I assume one of the 300 lbs plus ATL female bloggers is already on the story

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4318372&forum_id=2#38654972)



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Date: August 8th, 2019 12:55 AM
Author: Boyish chapel

ah

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4318372&forum_id=2#38654952)



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Date: August 8th, 2019 1:12 AM
Author: jet idiot

they need to stop slutshaming dutch girl, and get her staffed on some deals more higher value

other than Alteryx her deals sound TTT

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4318372&forum_id=2#38654991)



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Date: August 8th, 2019 11:48 AM
Author: electric gaping



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4318372&forum_id=2#38656257)



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Date: August 8th, 2019 1:11 PM
Author: Boyish chapel

"check her purse for her spare pair of underpants for her regular fecal incontinence"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4318372&forum_id=2#38656619)



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Date: August 8th, 2019 1:16 PM
Author: Vivacious Angry Forum Puppy

Can someone repost the links?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4318372&forum_id=2#38656646)



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Date: August 8th, 2019 1:18 PM
Author: hyperventilating rambunctious idea he suggested hell

go to the firm website and let do

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4318372&forum_id=2#38656656)



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Date: August 8th, 2019 1:22 PM
Author: nofapping fishy university mad cow disease

So the ex husband of this woman is the pumo? Ljl

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4318372&forum_id=2#38656671)



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Date: August 8th, 2019 1:24 PM
Author: comical deranged filthpig coffee pot

no way a pumo is that chadly

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4318372&forum_id=2#38656679)



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Date: August 8th, 2019 1:26 PM
Author: nofapping fishy university mad cow disease

It's obviously him. He's dragged her through the mud on a bunch of sites according to that page that was posted.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4318372&forum_id=2#38656685)



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Date: August 8th, 2019 1:56 PM
Author: confused property

possibly

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4318372&forum_id=2#38656823)



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Date: August 8th, 2019 1:40 PM
Author: Chestnut swashbuckling meetinghouse

Partners should be able to treat associates any way they want.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4318372&forum_id=2#38656752)



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Date: August 8th, 2019 2:01 PM
Author: nubile avocado persian hall

Defamation per se anyone?

Beware of genital Herpes with KVP

http://www.secretsanon.com/readsecret.php?id=109953

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4318372&forum_id=2#38656845)



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Date: August 8th, 2019 2:08 PM
Author: confused property

truth is an absolute defense.

i'd assume the husband of a biglaw partner would know this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4318372&forum_id=2#38656882)



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Date: August 8th, 2019 2:19 PM
Author: Buff Black Woman School Cafeteria

given this thread has obviously come to the attention of the principals, I would like to make only one more statement before I stop posting in it: marital infidelity is wrong

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4318372&forum_id=2#38656922)



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Date: August 8th, 2019 2:24 PM
Author: nubile avocado persian hall

Also: Kristin Vanderpas is the worst croquet player ever !!

http://www.secretsanon.com/readsecret.php?id=203605

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4318372&forum_id=2#38656953)



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Date: August 8th, 2019 2:25 PM
Author: confused property

she looks damn good in a golf miniskirt tho!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4318372&forum_id=2#38656958)



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Date: October 25th, 2020 2:42 PM
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Date: July 26th, 2021 11:26 PM
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