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Don't be me (poignant reddit post about sex)

Do not be me I'm going to keep this short. I came here to...
comical wagecucks public bath
  08/08/19
I feel bad this guy lived his whole life and the only thing ...
Tantric Sound Barrier Nursing Home
  08/08/19
Not his fault he never found zozo.
vivacious maize location factory reset button
  08/08/19
just another sad indictment of our culture
Mind-boggling church antidepressant drug
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Maroon fortuitous meteor
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crimson parlor shitlib
  08/08/19
really faggot? I think the dying 74 year old has a better pe...
Lavender Tripping School Cafeteria Patrolman
  08/08/19
lol xo, home of the call for boomercide, is the wrong plac...
Mind-boggling church antidepressant drug
  08/08/19
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carmine passionate multi-billionaire
  08/08/19
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blue fiercely-loyal becky
  08/08/19
fucking boomers. these are their values.
carmine passionate multi-billionaire
  08/08/19
For sexually minded people, it's about much more than the fl...
Sooty office philosopher-king
  08/08/19
this sad that hypocritical xo puritans (who post out of b...
comical wagecucks public bath
  08/08/19
this guy should have killed himself years ago
iridescent theater stage
  08/08/19
on the other hand he could have done this stuff and realized...
Purple Shrine
  08/08/19
he acknowledges that the physical acts themselves are not si...
comical wagecucks public bath
  08/08/19
I dunno about that. It sounds like even the hookers didn't f...
Indecent headpube
  08/08/19
That was my read, too.
Purple Shrine
  08/08/19
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Maroon fortuitous meteor
  08/08/19
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Mind-boggling church antidepressant drug
  08/08/19
are hookers allowed to do that? (age discriminate)?
comical wagecucks public bath
  08/08/19
totally depends on whether their employment contracts have a...
brass hateful ticket booth
  08/08/19
legit lol
lascivious citrine library volcanic crater
  08/08/19
Sounds like he got unlucky and married a dyke Also, he sh...
Indecent headpube
  08/08/19
just remember all you young bucks you need to build a spank ...
Thriller university
  08/08/19
lol what a fucking mentally ill boomer dying of cancer and...
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Floppy puce really tough guy
  08/08/19
LOL at this hypocritical tinder-obssedd city-hopping porn wa...
comical wagecucks public bath
  08/08/19
WHOOSH
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carmine passionate multi-billionaire
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  08/09/19
flame
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  08/08/19
rage, rage gainst the dying of the chance to fuck a chick up...
lascivious citrine library volcanic crater
  08/08/19
LMAO that this is poignant for you
Bateful Bonkers Foreskin Spot
  08/08/19
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Coiffed green brunch mental disorder
  08/09/19
we will never heal until the boomers are gone from this eart...
offensive adventurous idiot
  08/08/19
why? this poor guy never even had a blowjob. he's a far cry ...
comical wagecucks public bath
  08/08/19
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Cordovan unholy area
  08/09/19
If he didn’t do this stuff before 30 when his endorphi...
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  08/08/19
cr it's sad most people don't realize this brain actually...
comical wagecucks public bath
  08/08/19
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Thriller university
  08/08/19
Wife had a shitty reaction to this. Big surprise! Sad!
sickened nubile property main people
  08/08/19
She now just asked if my mom would be willing to do these th...
sickened nubile property main people
  08/08/19
Yes, see below, dick.
dark mischievous corner
  08/08/19
<3 u two
Purple Shrine
  08/08/19
Thanks! Did you see that Chad Kelly highlight?
sickened nubile property main people
  08/08/19
Oh whatever. I said it wasn't fair to expect his wife, who i...
dark mischievous corner
  08/08/19
Better to force him to fuck whores in Vegas.
sickened nubile property main people
  08/08/19
"Force" MAYBE HE SHOULD GO SPEND TIME WITH HIS ...
dark mischievous corner
  08/08/19
I don't know, maybe you might cut your dying husband some fu...
sickened nubile property main people
  08/08/19
HENCE TELLING HIM TO GO TO VEGAS. IT'S NOT HER FAULT HE FAIL...
dark mischievous corner
  08/08/19
Yeah, there was a better time to do it, but he's not asking ...
Purple Shrine
  08/08/19
Yeah seems weird she never even gave him a HJ but maybe she'...
dark mischievous corner
  08/08/19
Yeah, I think he realizes that he married a frigid cruel wom...
sickened nubile property main people
  08/08/19
It took him 50+ years to realize that?
dark mischievous corner
  08/08/19
Nooooo... not a hand job! What a pervert!
sickened nubile property main people
  08/08/19
this guy misses out because he's not smart. These guys are h...
hot mother
  08/08/19
This is repellent
Cordovan unholy area
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Date: August 8th, 2019 8:32 PM
Author: comical wagecucks public bath

Do not be me

I'm going to keep this short. I came here to issue a warning, get out while you can. Do not be me.

I was born in 1945 and was just diagnosed with cancer. I'm 74. Times are a lot different now than they were. When I was courting and found my wife sex was treated completely different than it is now. When the sexual revolution happened, I thought things would get better...they did not. It's now the sunset of my life and there are things I've always wanted to try that I'm never going to. I've never had sex where the woman takes any initiative. It's always me doing things to her. She is the passive receptive party and never had the 'fire' in her eyes for it.

Why did I stay? It's hard to explain, but it boils down to a different era, different generation and different values. Values that I now have come to realize were there to control not just the women, but the men too.

I have less than 6 months to live. My wife will survive me. A few months after I got diagnosed and into my treatment I flew down to Las Vegas and, with the wife's permission, attempted to essentially buy the experiences I wanted. She now looks at me with disgust, even though I failed as she does not believe me.

There are some things even money can't buy. I found out in the worst way that there isn't enough money in the world for even a prostitute. I am 74, old, shriveled up, sickly looking with the sunken eyes from chemo and a mild death rattle in my chest. I don't blame them.

So I will die, having never had any of these experiences. My children have no idea. Of course, again, it's a different era and things like this weren't just not discussed but buried so deep it DIDN'T affect anything.

I've lived a full life but my bucket list, in case anyone is curious, is below. Things I'll die never having experienced and always wanting to. DON'T BE ME. Get out while you still have life left to live. My whole family seems to have the 'long life' gene as we're all in our late 80's and 90's but cancer strikes at random and I'm done. You may think you're fine at 35 with years ahead of you and then the big C. Or a car around a blind corner. Get out, while you still have something to live for.

Blow job

Hand job

Woman on top (Cowgirl I believe they call it?)

Anal sex

Rear entry (Dogstyle)

Rear entry laying down

Adult toy play

Adult films with partner

Anything in public

Please, listen to me. Please learn from me rather than finding out yourself. Don't let this be a waste. Sometimes the purpose of our lives is nothing more than to be a warning for others. Please hear my warning.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4319349&forum_id=2#38658506)



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Date: August 8th, 2019 8:36 PM
Author: Tantric Sound Barrier Nursing Home

I feel bad this guy lived his whole life and the only thing that he can think abt is missing out on fleeting sexual experiences he missed out on

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4319349&forum_id=2#38658525)



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Date: August 8th, 2019 8:39 PM
Author: vivacious maize location factory reset button

Not his fault he never found zozo.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4319349&forum_id=2#38658538)



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Date: August 8th, 2019 8:50 PM
Author: Mind-boggling church antidepressant drug

just another sad indictment of our culture

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4319349&forum_id=2#38658573)



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Date: August 8th, 2019 8:59 PM
Author: Maroon fortuitous meteor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4319349&forum_id=2#38658602)



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Date: August 8th, 2019 9:14 PM
Author: crimson parlor shitlib



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4319349&forum_id=2#38658674)



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Date: August 8th, 2019 9:39 PM
Author: Lavender Tripping School Cafeteria Patrolman

really faggot? I think the dying 74 year old has a better perspective on life than yo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4319349&forum_id=2#38658810)



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Date: August 8th, 2019 10:16 PM
Author: Mind-boggling church antidepressant drug

lol

xo, home of the call for boomercide, is the wrong place to peddle that retarded appeal to authority

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4319349&forum_id=2#38659040)



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Date: August 8th, 2019 9:46 PM
Author: carmine passionate multi-billionaire



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4319349&forum_id=2#38658850)



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Date: August 8th, 2019 9:01 PM
Author: blue fiercely-loyal becky



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4319349&forum_id=2#38658607)



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Date: August 8th, 2019 9:47 PM
Author: carmine passionate multi-billionaire

fucking boomers. these are their values.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4319349&forum_id=2#38658851)



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Date: August 8th, 2019 9:52 PM
Author: Sooty office philosopher-king

For sexually minded people, it's about much more than the fleeting experience. It's about self-actualization.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4319349&forum_id=2#38658884)



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Date: August 8th, 2019 10:11 PM
Author: comical wagecucks public bath

this

sad that hypocritical xo puritans (who post out of both corners of their mouths on the topic of sex, simply to spite what they perceive as selfish and self-indigulgent "boomers") don't get this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4319349&forum_id=2#38659014)



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Date: August 8th, 2019 8:47 PM
Author: iridescent theater stage

this guy should have killed himself years ago

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4319349&forum_id=2#38658560)



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Date: August 8th, 2019 8:49 PM
Author: Purple Shrine

on the other hand he could have done this stuff and realized how overrated it all is and been disappointed that way, asking what the point of it all is.

grass is always greener.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4319349&forum_id=2#38658568)



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Date: August 8th, 2019 8:58 PM
Author: comical wagecucks public bath

he acknowledges that the physical acts themselves are not significant since he did see hookers. he wishes he were young again and could do that stuff with a hot young girl who was into him

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4319349&forum_id=2#38658600)



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Date: August 8th, 2019 9:06 PM
Author: Indecent headpube

I dunno about that. It sounds like even the hookers didn't fuck him because he was so old and sickly

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4319349&forum_id=2#38658633)



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Date: August 8th, 2019 9:06 PM
Author: Purple Shrine

That was my read, too.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4319349&forum_id=2#38658636)



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Date: August 8th, 2019 9:07 PM
Author: Maroon fortuitous meteor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4319349&forum_id=2#38658639)



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Date: August 8th, 2019 9:08 PM
Author: Mind-boggling church antidepressant drug



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4319349&forum_id=2#38658643)



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Date: August 8th, 2019 9:09 PM
Author: comical wagecucks public bath

are hookers allowed to do that? (age discriminate)?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4319349&forum_id=2#38658648)



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Date: August 8th, 2019 9:12 PM
Author: brass hateful ticket booth

totally depends on whether their employment contracts have an age discrimination clause

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4319349&forum_id=2#38658664)



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Date: August 8th, 2019 9:27 PM
Author: lascivious citrine library volcanic crater

legit lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4319349&forum_id=2#38658761)



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Date: August 8th, 2019 9:18 PM
Author: Indecent headpube

Sounds like he got unlucky and married a dyke

Also, he shouldn't have gone to Vegas. He should have gone to a whorehouse in a place where prostitution is explicitly legal

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4319349&forum_id=2#38658698)



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Date: August 8th, 2019 9:26 PM
Author: Thriller university

just remember all you young bucks you need to build a spank bank to keep you company in old age

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4319349&forum_id=2#38658756)



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Date: August 8th, 2019 9:30 PM
Author: twinkling quadroon national security agency

lol what a fucking mentally ill boomer

dying of cancer and his big regret is he never sucked dick or took it rear entry "doggystyle"

i fucking hate degenerates like this and im sure he'll have plenty of time for getting raped in the lake of fire

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4319349&forum_id=2#38658780)



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Date: August 8th, 2019 9:34 PM
Author: Yellow casino



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4319349&forum_id=2#38658789)



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Date: August 8th, 2019 9:45 PM
Author: Floppy puce really tough guy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4319349&forum_id=2#38658847)



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Date: August 8th, 2019 9:47 PM
Author: comical wagecucks public bath

LOL at this hypocritical tinder-obssedd city-hopping porn watching millenial criticizing some dying dude who never even had a blowjob and probably married a hometown girl who was likely his first and only sexual partner

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4319349&forum_id=2#38658853)



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Date: August 9th, 2019 8:02 AM
Author: Floppy puce really tough guy

WHOOSH

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4319349&forum_id=2#38660324)



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Date: August 8th, 2019 9:47 PM
Author: carmine passionate multi-billionaire



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4319349&forum_id=2#38658861)



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Date: August 8th, 2019 10:56 PM
Author: High-end church building



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4319349&forum_id=2#38659251)



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Date: August 9th, 2019 6:56 AM
Author: Marvelous elastic band famous landscape painting



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4319349&forum_id=2#38660229)



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Date: August 9th, 2019 8:02 AM
Author: Rusted Trump Supporter Sex Offender



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4319349&forum_id=2#38660323)



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Date: August 9th, 2019 8:48 AM
Author: Naked Nofapping Jew Center



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4319349&forum_id=2#38660399)



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Date: August 9th, 2019 8:52 AM
Author: Coiffed green brunch mental disorder



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4319349&forum_id=2#38660407)



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Date: August 8th, 2019 9:35 PM
Author: Flesh station cumskin

flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4319349&forum_id=2#38658794)



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Date: August 8th, 2019 9:59 PM
Author: fragrant primrose den gaping



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4319349&forum_id=2#38658944)



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Date: August 8th, 2019 10:19 PM
Author: lascivious citrine library volcanic crater

rage, rage gainst the dying of the chance to fuck a chick up the ass

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4319349&forum_id=2#38659053)



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Date: August 8th, 2019 9:36 PM
Author: Bateful Bonkers Foreskin Spot

LMAO that this is poignant for you

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4319349&forum_id=2#38658802)



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Date: August 8th, 2019 10:03 PM
Author: ebony genital piercing



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Date: August 9th, 2019 8:53 AM
Author: Coiffed green brunch mental disorder



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4319349&forum_id=2#38660409)



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Date: August 8th, 2019 9:41 PM
Author: offensive adventurous idiot

we will never heal until the boomers are gone from this earth and their memory wiped from our minds

they are the most disgusting aberration in human nature in the history of the species

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4319349&forum_id=2#38658824)



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Date: August 8th, 2019 9:43 PM
Author: comical wagecucks public bath

why? this poor guy never even had a blowjob. he's a far cry from the stereotypical sex-obsessed viagara-popping harley boomers who refuse to relinquish their youth which they already enjoyed.

and the thread is heavily commented and upvoted by millenials

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4319349&forum_id=2#38658838)



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Date: August 9th, 2019 6:34 AM
Author: Cordovan unholy area



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4319349&forum_id=2#38660213)



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Date: August 8th, 2019 9:42 PM
Author: swollen soul-stirring chapel

If he didn’t do this stuff before 30 when his endorphins started dying at a rapid rate then he already lost. The last 45 years are just wasted time

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4319349&forum_id=2#38658828)



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Date: August 8th, 2019 9:44 PM
Author: comical wagecucks public bath

cr it's sad most people don't realize this

brain actually stops growing in mid 20s though, so i'd estimate if you didn't have earth-shattering sex in your TEENS, you missed out on a lot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4319349&forum_id=2#38658842)



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Date: August 8th, 2019 10:48 PM
Author: Thriller university



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4319349&forum_id=2#38659198)



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Date: August 8th, 2019 9:45 PM
Author: sickened nubile property main people

Wife had a shitty reaction to this. Big surprise! Sad!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4319349&forum_id=2#38658846)



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Date: August 8th, 2019 9:49 PM
Author: sickened nubile property main people

She now just asked if my mom would be willing to do these things. Disgusting!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4319349&forum_id=2#38658869)



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Date: August 8th, 2019 9:51 PM
Author: dark mischievous corner

Yes, see below, dick.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4319349&forum_id=2#38658877)



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Date: August 8th, 2019 9:54 PM
Author: Purple Shrine

<3 u two

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4319349&forum_id=2#38658903)



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Date: August 8th, 2019 10:10 PM
Author: sickened nubile property main people

Thanks! Did you see that Chad Kelly highlight?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4319349&forum_id=2#38659008)



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Date: August 8th, 2019 9:50 PM
Author: dark mischievous corner

Oh whatever. I said it wasn't fair to expect his wife, who is in her 70s, to do stuff she is probably physically incapable of doing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4319349&forum_id=2#38658874)



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Date: August 8th, 2019 9:52 PM
Author: sickened nubile property main people

Better to force him to fuck whores in Vegas.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4319349&forum_id=2#38658886)



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Date: August 8th, 2019 9:54 PM
Author: dark mischievous corner

"Force"

MAYBE HE SHOULD GO SPEND TIME WITH HIS GRANDKIDS INSTEAD OF SCARING WHORES IN VEGAS

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4319349&forum_id=2#38658906)



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Date: August 8th, 2019 9:57 PM
Author: sickened nubile property main people

I don't know, maybe you might cut your dying husband some fucking slack and not dictate how he spends his last days on Earth!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4319349&forum_id=2#38658931)



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Date: August 8th, 2019 9:58 PM
Author: dark mischievous corner

HENCE TELLING HIM TO GO TO VEGAS. IT'S NOT HER FAULT HE FAILED.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4319349&forum_id=2#38658938)



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Date: August 8th, 2019 9:56 PM
Author: Purple Shrine

Yeah, there was a better time to do it, but he's not asking to tie her up and beat the shit out of her or anything, it's all within the realm of normal sexual behavior (excluding perhaps public). Dude just wants to watch some lez porn while her and wife masturbate together and she gives him a HJ and BJ.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4319349&forum_id=2#38658916)



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Date: August 8th, 2019 9:57 PM
Author: dark mischievous corner

Yeah seems weird she never even gave him a HJ but maybe she's uber religious or something, in which case he's wasting his time trying to get that stuff out of her now.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4319349&forum_id=2#38658934)



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Date: August 8th, 2019 10:02 PM
Author: sickened nubile property main people

Yeah, I think he realizes that he married a frigid cruel woman now. Hence his warning.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4319349&forum_id=2#38658952)



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Date: August 8th, 2019 10:06 PM
Author: dark mischievous corner

It took him 50+ years to realize that?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4319349&forum_id=2#38658974)



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Date: August 8th, 2019 9:58 PM
Author: sickened nubile property main people

Nooooo... not a hand job! What a pervert!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4319349&forum_id=2#38658937)



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Date: August 8th, 2019 10:15 PM
Author: hot mother

this guy misses out because he's not smart. These guys are his age and getting it all:

https://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=ph58cbdffabf766

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4319349&forum_id=2#38659033)



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Date: August 9th, 2019 6:35 AM
Author: Cordovan unholy area

This is repellent

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4319349&forum_id=2#38660214)



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Date: August 9th, 2019 8:00 AM
Author: big-titted plum stock car coldplay fan



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4319349&forum_id=2#38660321)



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Date: August 9th, 2019 8:03 AM
Author: big-titted plum stock car coldplay fan

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