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had whiskey dick last night. 2nd time in my life

FML. Met a girl at the bar. 30, 5’2,” blonde,...
opaque seedy prole nowag
  08/14/19
you should have fellated him to help him with that whiskey d...
curious university
  08/16/19
Thoughts and prayers.
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  08/14/19
If you're not drinking to total impotence every night out yo...
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  08/14/19
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  08/14/19
I’m the opposite. I stay harder when I’m trashed...
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  08/14/19
ty. I was thinking about this & this was exactly the poa...
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  08/14/19
RC pwned. He was at her place. Also ljl 20-30 minutes of for...
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fuck, i failed XOSAT. yeah, a travel dickpill in the wallet...
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  08/14/19
if ur waiting to take cialis until ur already pushing rope, ...
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smoky hell
  08/24/19
don't you need a script?
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rookie mistake not to have an emergency boner pill secreted ...
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  08/14/19
only happened to me once before in my entire life, so wasn&r...
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  08/14/19
I wouldn’t worry about it bro. As long as her dick got...
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She came across as super smart yet flaky, so I could see her...
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  08/14/19
Had molly dick this weekend (not even a generic viagra is ge...
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lemon gaming laptop clown
  08/14/19
Jesus Christ you people are gross
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never had dick not get hard but it becomes insanely hard to ...
sooty psychic
  08/14/19
Interesting
opaque seedy prole nowag
  08/14/19
This is me, I've only ever had true whiskey dick once but I'...
Red Dysfunction Milk
  08/19/19
I've had the whiskey dick varieties where you either can't g...
beady-eyed low-t locus ape
  08/14/19
(alcohol user)
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  08/14/19
no homo, but i find this type of thing happens more when i h...
lemon gaming laptop clown
  08/14/19
100%
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Interesting. Could be. I think it’s because I kind of ...
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Always
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  08/14/19
cr, but i think part of it is the pressure if you have a ...
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  08/15/19
do not miss your chance to BLOW
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  08/16/19
how old are u?
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  08/14/19
39
opaque seedy prole nowag
  08/14/19
well yeah at that age u need boner pills
Provocative Garnet Trailer Park
  08/14/19
wrote a dumb text to her tonight. fml.
opaque seedy prole nowag
  08/14/19
What’d you say bro
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  08/14/19
not good. not good at all. i know this shit and my typin...
opaque seedy prole nowag
  08/14/19
Come on bro create us some content
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  08/14/19
it was so bad i can't
opaque seedy prole nowag
  08/14/19
Post and delete bruh
wonderful irate area chad
  08/14/19
i'm usually an open book, but this was too cringeworthy.
opaque seedy prole nowag
  08/14/19
that makes the best content
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  08/15/19
Jfc you can’t tease us like this
Spectacular house-broken mad cow disease
  08/15/19
"so that was a thing haha"
Pale outnumbered chapel
  08/14/19
nah, i was too nice. which is a devastating flaw.
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opaque seedy prole nowag
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learned the soft way
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Diverse Crotch
  08/14/19
Super easy. And now that genetics are out you can cop online...
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  08/15/19
jfc
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  08/14/19
"gimme another shot? haha."
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  08/15/19
that's not much worse. made a bad joke and wished her good n...
opaque seedy prole nowag
  08/15/19
Welcome to low T brother. Just find an asian girl.
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  08/15/19
I refuse. I’ll bounce back. On the whole the night was...
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  08/15/19
woke up to a text from her this AM
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  08/16/19
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  08/16/19
cr, been a stressful week, i need this
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  08/16/19
Nothing to report. Fucked her Tuesday night, though went sof...
opaque seedy prole nowag
  08/16/19
POAST THE FUCKING TEXTS YOU FAGGOT
Shimmering Property Fat Ankles
  08/16/19
cr I’m about to forward this shit to HR
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  08/16/19
this appears over. so no content forthcoming. i have, howeve...
opaque seedy prole nowag
  08/17/19
Describe your hair situation
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  08/19/19
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  08/19/19
Do you wear a ponytail or a bun
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  08/20/19
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What was his name
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Brilliant queen of the night
  08/28/19
she texted me today. i told her to get lost.
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  08/24/19
Fuck off for not poasting the texts
Shimmering Property Fat Ankles
  08/24/19
Lol wtf
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  08/24/19
UPDATE; Went to the bar I met her at before. Which is my reg...
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  08/28/19
elaborate your scholarship
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  08/29/19
unless he's now fucking the 26 yr old bartender, seems that ...
Brilliant queen of the night
  08/29/19
this chick is 30, blonde, blue eyed, from europe, phd, and C...
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  08/29/19
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  08/29/19
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  08/29/19
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  08/29/19
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  08/29/19
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  08/29/19
What did it taste like
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  08/28/19
Old Granddad, which is asurprisingly well-branded bourbon.
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  08/29/19


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Date: August 14th, 2019 12:26 PM
Author: opaque seedy prole nowag

FML.

Met a girl at the bar. 30, 5’2,” blonde, blue eyes, C cups, Euro.

She struck up a convo with me & started touching me at every opportunity, so I knew it was on, & so did the bartenders there who know me.

The hot young chick bartender seemed annoyed, was treating my target with disdain, & at one point herself commented how she “liked older guys” — lmao at female competition. If one wants you, suddenly they all do.

Anyway, eventually we get back to her place. I’m choking her with my tie, hair pulling, smacking her ass, but I start to go soft, & then the deadly thinking about it kicked in & I knew I was done for.

Sucks, because I’d love to bang her again, & it was at a bar where I know everyone & I sure as fuck don’t want word getting out. A 26 y/o regular I’m buds with was going after her, too, & she made an incredibly deft move pushing him out of the bar when she was setting up to leave with me. Don’t really want him knowing I didn’t have my full A game.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4323109&forum_id=2#38685661)



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Date: August 16th, 2019 10:41 AM
Author: curious university

you should have fellated him to help him with that whiskey dick

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4323109&forum_id=2#38695563)



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Date: August 14th, 2019 12:29 PM
Author: Stimulating Godawful Community Account Hominid

Thoughts and prayers.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4323109&forum_id=2#38685673)



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Date: August 14th, 2019 12:31 PM
Author: irradiated goal in life orchestra pit

If you're not drinking to total impotence every night out you're not drinking hard enough.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4323109&forum_id=2#38685688)



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Date: August 14th, 2019 12:33 PM
Author: lemon gaming laptop clown



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4323109&forum_id=2#38685695)



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Date: August 14th, 2019 12:34 PM
Author: wonderful irate area chad



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4323109&forum_id=2#38685700)



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Date: August 14th, 2019 12:35 PM
Author: opaque seedy prole nowag

I’m the opposite. I stay harder when I’m trashed because I don’t think. Thinking is a perverse curse god gave me, with the sicker twist that booze solves it. If I’m sufficiently drunk, I’m a Chad with a jaw & lightning wit going on instincts.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4323109&forum_id=2#38685707)



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Date: August 14th, 2019 12:41 PM
Author: Diverse Crotch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4323109&forum_id=2#38685756)



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Date: August 14th, 2019 12:40 PM
Author: beady-eyed low-t locus ape



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4323109&forum_id=2#38685746)



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Date: August 16th, 2019 10:49 AM
Author: vermilion marvelous national selfie



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4323109&forum_id=2#38695638)



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Date: August 19th, 2019 8:20 PM
Author: motley flirting internal respiration dingle berry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4323109&forum_id=2#38711473)



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Date: August 24th, 2019 3:52 PM
Author: smoky hell



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4323109&forum_id=2#38736110)



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Date: August 29th, 2019 2:29 AM
Author: Brilliant queen of the night



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4323109&forum_id=2#38758050)



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Date: August 14th, 2019 12:35 PM
Author: lemon gaming laptop clown

time to get some generic viagra for the medicine cabinet as an emergency backup.

next time this shit happens, excuse yourself to the bathroom really quick, pop a dickpill and foreplay for 20-30 min. sometimes the placebo affect will have you hard in 5-10.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4323109&forum_id=2#38685705)



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Date: August 14th, 2019 12:36 PM
Author: opaque seedy prole nowag

ty. I was thinking about this & this was exactly the poast I needed.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4323109&forum_id=2#38685723)



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Date: August 14th, 2019 12:37 PM
Author: black cuckold stag film

RC pwned. He was at her place. Also ljl 20-30 minutes of foreplay is a long time.

Just have one in ur pocket and eat it when ready to bang lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4323109&forum_id=2#38685726)



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Date: August 14th, 2019 12:47 PM
Author: lemon gaming laptop clown

fuck, i failed XOSAT. yeah, a travel dickpill in the wallet is also clutch. can also be consumed in the same fashion as a home dickpill. go to her/his/zers bathroom, ingest pill, steal some of her/his/zers mouthwash, get back out there.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4323109&forum_id=2#38685791)



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Date: August 16th, 2019 10:56 AM
Author: Shimmering Property Fat Ankles

if ur waiting to take cialis until ur already pushing rope, ur fucked. just take it as things are winding down at the bar so you can be assured of an absolute UNIT when back at apartment. ANY sign of soft dick will devastate a chick's psyche

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4323109&forum_id=2#38695688)



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Date: August 24th, 2019 3:54 PM
Author: smoky hell



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4323109&forum_id=2#38736115)



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Date: August 19th, 2019 8:16 PM
Author: Big codepig

don't you need a script?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4323109&forum_id=2#38711453)



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Date: August 24th, 2019 3:54 PM
Author: smoky hell



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4323109&forum_id=2#38736116)



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Date: August 14th, 2019 12:35 PM
Author: black cuckold stag film

rookie mistake not to have an emergency boner pill secreted away

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4323109&forum_id=2#38685714)



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Date: August 14th, 2019 12:38 PM
Author: opaque seedy prole nowag

only happened to me once before in my entire life, so wasn’t a priority. I’m almost 40 though so this was a harsh wake up.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4323109&forum_id=2#38685735)



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Date: August 14th, 2019 12:36 PM
Author: salmon yarmulke church building

I wouldn’t worry about it bro. As long as her dick got hard she won’t care.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4323109&forum_id=2#38685722)



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Date: August 14th, 2019 12:42 PM
Author: opaque seedy prole nowag

She came across as super smart yet flaky, so I could see her completely ghosting me.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4323109&forum_id=2#38685765)



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Date: August 14th, 2019 12:40 PM
Author: black cuckold stag film

Had molly dick this weekend (not even a generic viagra is getting through that) so I strapped on the sleeve and pounded away. She loved it obviously.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4323109&forum_id=2#38685751)



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Date: August 14th, 2019 12:48 PM
Author: opaque seedy prole nowag



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4323109&forum_id=2#38685798)



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Date: August 14th, 2019 12:49 PM
Author: lemon gaming laptop clown



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4323109&forum_id=2#38685806)



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Date: August 16th, 2019 10:43 AM
Author: Free-loading blathering hall doctorate

Jesus Christ you people are gross

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4323109&forum_id=2#38695578)



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Date: August 14th, 2019 12:42 PM
Author: sooty psychic

never had dick not get hard but it becomes insanely hard to nut. I feel like that's just an evolutionary protection mechanism

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4323109&forum_id=2#38685757)



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Date: August 14th, 2019 12:48 PM
Author: opaque seedy prole nowag

Interesting

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4323109&forum_id=2#38685801)



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Date: August 19th, 2019 8:07 PM
Author: Red Dysfunction Milk

This is me, I've only ever had true whiskey dick once but I'm good for just POUNDING away until it was raw and long after any pleasure had been had by either of us at least a couple times a year.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4323109&forum_id=2#38711420)



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Date: August 14th, 2019 12:53 PM
Author: beady-eyed low-t locus ape

I've had the whiskey dick varieties where you either can't get hard, or can't nut, many many times.

Everything works fine for me normally.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4323109&forum_id=2#38685826)



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Date: August 14th, 2019 12:54 PM
Author: Azure theater stage legend

(alcohol user)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4323109&forum_id=2#38685827)



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Date: August 14th, 2019 12:58 PM
Author: lemon gaming laptop clown

no homo, but i find this type of thing happens more when i haven't formed much of a connection or developed physical chemistry with the girl.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4323109&forum_id=2#38685843)



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Date: August 14th, 2019 1:10 PM
Author: black cuckold stag film

100%

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4323109&forum_id=2#38685909)



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Date: August 14th, 2019 1:12 PM
Author: opaque seedy prole nowag

Interesting. Could be. I think it’s because I kind of liked her.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4323109&forum_id=2#38685918)



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Date: August 14th, 2019 2:26 PM
Author: beady-eyed low-t locus ape

Always

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4323109&forum_id=2#38686399)



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Date: August 15th, 2019 2:09 PM
Author: thriller location

cr, but i think part of it is the pressure

if you have a connection with the chick, you probably know a busted session isn't a big deal. if it's a ONS, you only have one shot, one opportunity

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4323109&forum_id=2#38691580)



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Date: August 15th, 2019 2:13 PM
Author: irradiated goal in life orchestra pit

do not miss your chance to BLOW

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4323109&forum_id=2#38691600)



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Date: August 16th, 2019 11:10 AM
Author: Shimmering Property Fat Ankles



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4323109&forum_id=2#38695814)



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Date: August 14th, 2019 1:15 PM
Author: Provocative Garnet Trailer Park

how old are u?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4323109&forum_id=2#38685928)



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Date: August 14th, 2019 1:31 PM
Author: opaque seedy prole nowag

39

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4323109&forum_id=2#38686010)



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Date: August 14th, 2019 2:26 PM
Author: Provocative Garnet Trailer Park

well yeah

at that age u need boner pills

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4323109&forum_id=2#38686397)



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Date: August 14th, 2019 11:37 PM
Author: opaque seedy prole nowag

wrote a dumb text to her tonight. fml.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4323109&forum_id=2#38689341)



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Date: August 14th, 2019 11:38 PM
Author: wonderful irate area chad

What’d you say bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4323109&forum_id=2#38689345)



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Date: August 14th, 2019 11:43 PM
Author: opaque seedy prole nowag

not good. not good at all.

i know this shit and my typing fingers still body betray me.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4323109&forum_id=2#38689368)



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Date: August 14th, 2019 11:46 PM
Author: wonderful irate area chad

Come on bro create us some content

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4323109&forum_id=2#38689376)



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Date: August 14th, 2019 11:47 PM
Author: opaque seedy prole nowag

it was so bad i can't

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4323109&forum_id=2#38689383)



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Date: August 14th, 2019 11:48 PM
Author: wonderful irate area chad

Post and delete bruh

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4323109&forum_id=2#38689385)



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Date: August 14th, 2019 11:53 PM
Author: opaque seedy prole nowag

i'm usually an open book, but this was too cringeworthy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4323109&forum_id=2#38689400)



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Date: August 15th, 2019 2:04 PM
Author: abnormal tanning salon

that makes the best content

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4323109&forum_id=2#38691545)



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Date: August 15th, 2019 10:09 PM
Author: Spectacular house-broken mad cow disease

Jfc you can’t tease us like this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4323109&forum_id=2#38693777)



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Date: August 14th, 2019 11:44 PM
Author: Pale outnumbered chapel

"so that was a thing haha"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4323109&forum_id=2#38689370)



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Date: August 14th, 2019 11:45 PM
Author: opaque seedy prole nowag

nah, i was too nice. which is a devastating flaw.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4323109&forum_id=2#38689373)



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Date: August 14th, 2019 11:51 PM
Author: slate hairraiser kitty liquid oxygen

I've gotten Adderall dick a few times and shrugged it off, the women understood and let me fuck them later. Don't be an embarrassed bitch, it will come off as you're using whiskey dick as an excuse for low-T/not being attracted to her.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4323109&forum_id=2#38689394)



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Date: August 14th, 2019 11:54 PM
Author: opaque seedy prole nowag

this is absolutely Cr. in the moment it's hard to avoid the excuse, though.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4323109&forum_id=2#38689406)



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Date: August 14th, 2019 11:53 PM
Author: abnormal tanning salon

always carry a boner pill in your wallet. and always, regardless of how you feel or how she looks, take it whenever you're about to bone a chick for the first time. you never get a second chance to make a first impression.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4323109&forum_id=2#38689405)



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Date: August 14th, 2019 11:54 PM
Author: opaque seedy prole nowag

learned the soft way

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4323109&forum_id=2#38689409)



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Date: August 19th, 2019 8:14 PM
Author: Federal anal deer antler corner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4323109&forum_id=2#38711447)



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Date: August 20th, 2019 5:46 PM
Author: Claret indian lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4323109&forum_id=2#38715756)



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Date: August 29th, 2019 2:28 AM
Author: dashing twinkling reading party senate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4323109&forum_id=2#38758049)



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Date: August 14th, 2019 11:54 PM
Author: Diverse Crotch

easy to cop said pills?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4323109&forum_id=2#38689411)



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Date: August 15th, 2019 11:24 AM
Author: lemon gaming laptop clown

Super easy. And now that genetics are out you can cop online. I told my doctor a similar story as op and she was like this is pretty common with new sexual partners, want a prescription for 20 100mg?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4323109&forum_id=2#38690745)



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Date: August 14th, 2019 11:58 PM
Author: Cheese-eating sapphire locale water buffalo

jfc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4323109&forum_id=2#38689430)



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Date: August 15th, 2019 12:01 AM
Author: Fiercely-loyal titillating french chef

"gimme another shot? haha."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4323109&forum_id=2#38689448)



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Date: August 15th, 2019 12:05 AM
Author: opaque seedy prole nowag

that's not much worse. made a bad joke and wished her good night. what the living fuck is wrong with me? i'm usually better at this. fucking pissed at myself.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4323109&forum_id=2#38689463)



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Date: August 15th, 2019 11:34 AM
Author: irradiated goal in life orchestra pit

Welcome to low T brother. Just find an asian girl.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4323109&forum_id=2#38690804)



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Date: August 15th, 2019 11:38 AM
Author: opaque seedy prole nowag

I refuse. I’ll bounce back. On the whole the night was actually good for my confidence.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4323109&forum_id=2#38690830)



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Date: August 15th, 2019 2:03 PM
Author: abnormal tanning salon

lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4323109&forum_id=2#38691541)



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Date: August 16th, 2019 10:40 AM
Author: black cuckold stag film



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4323109&forum_id=2#38695557)



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Date: August 20th, 2019 9:53 AM
Author: thriller location



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4323109&forum_id=2#38713497)



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Date: August 20th, 2019 5:46 PM
Author: Claret indian lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4323109&forum_id=2#38715759)



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Date: August 15th, 2019 2:10 PM
Author: thriller location

lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4323109&forum_id=2#38691582)



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Date: August 15th, 2019 10:03 PM
Author: lemon gaming laptop clown



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4323109&forum_id=2#38693719)



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Date: August 15th, 2019 2:08 PM
Author: Trip Menage

(XO 2019)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4323109&forum_id=2#38691575)



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Date: August 15th, 2019 10:10 PM
Author: Spectacular house-broken mad cow disease



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4323109&forum_id=2#38693786)



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Date: August 16th, 2019 10:41 AM
Author: opaque seedy prole nowag

woke up to a text from her this AM

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4323109&forum_id=2#38695562)



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Date: August 16th, 2019 11:12 AM
Author: Shimmering Property Fat Ankles

it's a lazy friday in august, give us some motherfucking CONTENT brother!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4323109&forum_id=2#38695822)



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Date: August 16th, 2019 11:19 AM
Author: thriller location

cr, been a stressful week, i need this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4323109&forum_id=2#38695864)



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Date: August 16th, 2019 11:30 AM
Author: Shimmering Property Fat Ankles

i've been 1000 yard staring out the window all day, refreshing this thread until i see DAT imgur

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4323109&forum_id=2#38695943)



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Date: August 16th, 2019 11:26 AM
Author: Cheese-eating sapphire locale water buffalo

dude you can't make poasts like this without providing the additional CONTENT

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4323109&forum_id=2#38695904)



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Date: August 16th, 2019 11:38 AM
Author: opaque seedy prole nowag

Nothing to report. Fucked her Tuesday night, though went soft during it. As I was leaving her apt I said I wanted to see her again, & her reaction seemed instantly happy (cracked a huge smile she couldn’t restrain). I texted her Wednesday night at like 11:25, saying I wished the sexy scientist I met didn’t give me a fake # because I wanted to wish her a good night. Got no response. Posted yesterday about my lame text, but by last night I had already written her off in my head (met a hot MILF last night at another bar, which helped). Then this AM when I got out of the shower there was a text from the Tuesday night girl. That’s where it stands. I haven’t replied.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4323109&forum_id=2#38695996)



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Date: August 16th, 2019 11:40 AM
Author: Shimmering Property Fat Ankles

POAST THE FUCKING TEXTS YOU FAGGOT

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4323109&forum_id=2#38696010)



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Date: August 16th, 2019 11:51 AM
Author: wonderful irate area chad

cr I’m about to forward this shit to HR

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4323109&forum_id=2#38696090)



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Date: August 17th, 2019 10:26 AM
Author: opaque seedy prole nowag

this appears over. so no content forthcoming. i have, however, realized that with a few lbs weight loss i am suddenly getting a lot of attention, so i hope to have a storyline by year's end.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4323109&forum_id=2#38700474)



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Date: August 19th, 2019 8:04 PM
Author: lemon gaming laptop clown

Describe your hair situation

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4323109&forum_id=2#38711406)



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Date: August 19th, 2019 8:32 PM
Author: opaque seedy prole nowag

not bad for almost 40. no noticeable gray. norwood 2 if i pull it back.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4323109&forum_id=2#38711532)



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Date: August 20th, 2019 10:05 AM
Author: navy charismatic dragon nursing home

Do you wear a ponytail or a bun

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4323109&forum_id=2#38713531)



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Date: August 20th, 2019 4:07 PM
Author: opaque seedy prole nowag

Nah. I mean if I were to pull it back or buzz it, it would be Norwood 2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4323109&forum_id=2#38715214)



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Date: August 20th, 2019 5:34 PM
Author: lemon gaming laptop clown



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4323109&forum_id=2#38715695)



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Date: August 20th, 2019 5:48 PM
Author: Boyish Doobsian Lettuce Karate

No offense but you deserve to kill urself for not poasting the texts

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4323109&forum_id=2#38715770)



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Date: August 19th, 2019 8:05 PM
Author: arousing brass parlour ladyboy

What was his name

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4323109&forum_id=2#38711411)



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Date: August 19th, 2019 8:19 PM
Author: Big codepig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4323109&forum_id=2#38711466)



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Date: August 28th, 2019 11:55 PM
Author: Brilliant queen of the night



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4323109&forum_id=2#38757724)



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Date: August 24th, 2019 3:30 PM
Author: opaque seedy prole nowag

she texted me today. i told her to get lost.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4323109&forum_id=2#38736016)



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Date: August 24th, 2019 3:38 PM
Author: Shimmering Property Fat Ankles

Fuck off for not poasting the texts

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4323109&forum_id=2#38736048)



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Date: August 24th, 2019 3:51 PM
Author: crystalline business firm generalized bond

Lol wtf

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4323109&forum_id=2#38736106)



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Date: August 28th, 2019 11:49 PM
Author: opaque seedy prole nowag

UPDATE; Went to the bar I met her at before. Which is my regular local bar. She was there, sitting next to my friend, leading him on but she toned it back when I arrived. At one point I walked downstairs to the bathroom & when I walked back up she was on the steps — obviously timed it. I walked right past as she tried a flirtatious smile. When I didn’t acknowledge she said, “you aren’t even going to say hi? What a mean man!” She no doubt wanted me to throw her against the wall in the stairwell, but my attraction was gone. When she came back up, she went outside to smoke with some mulatto, came, sat near me; when I didn’t look at her she sidled up to another attractive guy who ignored her, & then she walked out defeated.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4323109&forum_id=2#38757695)



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Date: August 29th, 2019 2:32 AM
Author: dashing twinkling reading party senate

elaborate your scholarship

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4323109&forum_id=2#38758053)



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Date: August 29th, 2019 2:36 AM
Author: Brilliant queen of the night

unless he's now fucking the 26 yr old bartender, seems that he possibly made a mistake. or was his dick soft because this old shrew bitch was all wrinkly and stuff? in that case credited either way i suppose.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4323109&forum_id=2#38758059)



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Date: August 29th, 2019 2:44 AM
Author: opaque seedy prole nowag

this chick is 30, blonde, blue eyed, from europe, phd, and C cups. and i fucked her the night i met her, even if i went soft halfway through.

the 26 yr old bartender i haven't fucked yet, but she's not as good looking. not bad. she told me to meet her at a bar monday after she got off her shift, but i had a fantasy football draft.

got another bartender's number tuesday. she texted me today but i ignored it. she's super nice with perky tits, but i saw some older pics of her on FB that turned me off, though she looks a lot better now.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4323109&forum_id=2#38758065)



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Date: August 29th, 2019 2:53 AM
Author: Brilliant queen of the night

if you don't cum in the pussy not sure you can call it a "fuck." i mean you tried but

i thought you said the 26 year old was hot, and at least she has (relative) youth on her side

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4323109&forum_id=2#38758076)



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Date: August 29th, 2019 3:01 AM
Author: opaque seedy prole nowag

eh, come on. sounds kind of like something a girl would say ("i didn't orgasm, so all the rawdog pounding doesn't count!") i mean, by your logic every girl i've pulled out on doesn't count as a fuck. and maybe every girl i've worn a condom with.

anyway, the 26 year old is weirdly hot, but not conventionally so. a lot of it is probably her youth. but she's also a pierced tatted gamer with perky boobs. wouldn't normally be my type, but actually seems like she'd be a lot of fun.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4323109&forum_id=2#38758085)



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Date: August 29th, 2019 3:10 AM
Author: Brilliant queen of the night

oh you count in their numbers for sure. but you can't really "fuck" a girl unless you're able to bring matters to a natural completion.

as to ms. "not conventionally" attractive, get on it and try to finish, good sir.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4323109&forum_id=2#38758102)



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Date: August 29th, 2019 3:26 AM
Author: opaque seedy prole nowag

i see your point, but i count rawdogging a girl for some time as a "fuck," even if i couldn't blow a load.

anyway, we'll see about the 26 y/o. was talking to a couple other girls on bumble today, and i'm going to be away this weekend, so i get the feeling a lot of this could fizzle. the good thing was just seeing the incredible change with 10 lbs. of weight loss. i had figured since i was nearly 40 i was done here, and i had forgotten what it was like even in my early 30s. but now it has all come rushing back.

there's a manager at another bar who i find extremely pretty; i catch her looking at me sometimes. going to approach her.

there's also the blue-haired chick at my local small grocer who flirts with me every time i'm in there. she's sort of in the 26-year-old's category in that she's not my usual type -- except she's objectively hotter and easily a 7.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4323109&forum_id=2#38758120)



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Date: August 29th, 2019 3:31 AM
Author: Diverse Crotch

Dr T is right here. If you put your dick inside her vag and thrust a while, thats a fuck

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4323109&forum_id=2#38758125)



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Date: August 28th, 2019 11:56 PM
Author: talking feces resort

What did it taste like

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4323109&forum_id=2#38757730)



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Date: August 29th, 2019 12:04 AM
Author: opaque seedy prole nowag

Old Granddad, which is asurprisingly well-branded bourbon.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4323109&forum_id=2#38757757)