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Wife *only* refers to pussy in public as her "axe wound" or "slut slot."

I get that sometimes, in dynamic conversation, you've got to...
pea-brained tan lay elastic band
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Startling Orchid Base
  09/27/19
did you get married to dogshit?
hilarious international law enforcement agency field
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Nah, just a little one-note, and a tad rough around the edge...
pea-brained tan lay elastic band
  09/27/19
she (i.e. dogshit) was a really crass poster girl from way b...
hilarious international law enforcement agency field
  09/27/19
dogshit was 180000000
soul-stirring self-absorbed party of the first part
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violet police squad
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Lilac abusive pozpig
  09/27/19
lmao
Bearded Arousing Forum
  09/27/19
Dear Abby
comical nighttime gaping blood rage
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passionate prole church
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cock of michael obama
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love box, more like mold jar
Exhilarant slimy doctorate temple
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Up-to-no-good Dopamine Address
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the walter white of this generation (walt jr.)
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Date: September 27th, 2019 1:14 AM
Author: pea-brained tan lay elastic band

I get that sometimes, in dynamic conversation, you've got to bring up your love box. But when past girlfriends would talk about their stench trench they'd use tasteful, or at the very least clinical, terminology, whereas when the wife decides to bust out her latest story about her sideways sloppy joe she only ever uses those two descriptors. I've tried to talk to her about it from the angle that it's inartfully repetitive language to not switch it up a little when discussing her panty hamster, but she tells me to "lighten up if [I] want in [her] Tinderbox tonight."

Am I wrong to care about how my wife talks about what is, after all, *her* peter heater, not mine? Should I just ask her to not talk so much about her jigaboo canoe when we're out with our friends?

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Date: September 27th, 2019 1:19 AM
Author: Startling Orchid Base



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Date: September 27th, 2019 1:20 AM
Author: hilarious international law enforcement agency field

did you get married to dogshit?

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Date: September 27th, 2019 1:32 AM
Author: pea-brained tan lay elastic band

Nah, just a little one-note, and a tad rough around the edges for my tastes, when holding court and dishing it out about the ol' fur burger.

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Date: September 27th, 2019 1:40 AM
Author: hilarious international law enforcement agency field

she (i.e. dogshit) was a really crass poster girl from way back in the day (she's probably like 60 now, or at least would look it).

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Date: September 27th, 2019 7:19 AM
Author: soul-stirring self-absorbed party of the first part

dogshit was 180000000

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Date: September 27th, 2019 1:41 AM
Author: violet police squad



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Date: September 27th, 2019 7:43 AM
Author: Lilac abusive pozpig



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Date: September 27th, 2019 7:57 AM
Author: Bearded Arousing Forum

lmao

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Date: September 27th, 2019 8:00 AM
Author: comical nighttime gaping blood rage

Dear Abby

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Date: September 27th, 2019 9:58 AM
Author: passionate prole church



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Date: May 3rd, 2025 12:39 PM
Author: cock of michael obama



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Date: September 27th, 2019 9:16 AM
Author: Exhilarant slimy doctorate temple

love box, more like mold jar

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Date: September 27th, 2019 9:34 AM
Author: Up-to-no-good Dopamine Address



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Date: May 3rd, 2025 12:35 PM
Author: the walter white of this generation (walt jr.)



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