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Date: November 2nd, 2019 2:42 AM Author: DevryMastersCandid...
Peach Disrespectful Knife
  11/02/19
lol at a gook saying that. It’s been available to &ldq...
crawly sticky business firm
  11/02/19
In response to someone who is not in the office at 10pm on...
Peach Disrespectful Knife
  11/02/19
...
Violent shimmering friendly grandma
  11/02/19
shut the fuck up
Avocado galvanic corner tattoo
  11/02/19
...
Heady well-lubricated plaza
  11/02/19
All these gooks need to be run off the board then gassed
crawly sticky business firm
  11/02/19
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Dark Mediation
  11/02/19
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bespoke stimulating garrison masturbator
  11/02/19
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Dark Mediation
  03/11/22
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Violent shimmering friendly grandma
  11/02/19
Shut the fuck up
Avocado galvanic corner tattoo
  11/02/19
...
Violent shimmering friendly grandma
  11/02/19
shut the fuck up
Peach Disrespectful Knife
  11/02/19
...
Violent shimmering friendly grandma
  11/02/19
Date: October 26th, 2019 7:17 AM Author: DevryMastersC...
Peach Disrespectful Knife
  11/02/19
Date: November 1st, 2019 2:48 AM Author: DevryMastersCand...
khaki parlour blood rage
  11/02/19
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Heady well-lubricated plaza
  11/02/19
Lmao. Jfc. How many people have dealt with opposing counsel ...
Multi-colored Buff Gunner
  11/02/19
Date: November 2nd, 2019 12:17 PM Author: DevryMastersCandi...
Peach Disrespectful Knife
  11/02/19
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Peach Disrespectful Knife
  11/02/19
he is an nyuug alt, nyuug really has such a sad empty life t...
crawly sticky business firm
  11/02/19
why did he get modded itt?
hateful university
  11/02/19
his insults are 180. autistic "your mom" burns.
Very tactful sapphire fat ankles nursing home
  11/02/19
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Heady well-lubricated plaza
  11/02/19
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Very tactful sapphire fat ankles nursing home
  03/11/22
Date: February 7th, 2016 11:04 AM Author: DevryMastersCandi...
khaki parlour blood rage
  11/02/19
In my biglaw experience, there were like 2 times when drafti...
pontificating lime theater mad cow disease
  11/02/19
Yeah but you never made it to the space he’s in
Heady well-lubricated plaza
  11/02/19
Right...
pontificating lime theater mad cow disease
  11/02/19
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violet mischievous fanboi
  11/02/19
Date: October 25th, 2019 1:42 AM Author: DevryMastersCandid...
Peach Disrespectful Knife
  11/02/19
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obsidian diverse generalized bond
  03/11/22
Great thread
Sienna menage
  11/02/19
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Fighting violent dopamine love of her life
  05/08/21
Date: March 11th, 2022 7:59 AM Author: DevryMastersCandidat...
jet-lagged resort
  03/11/22
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Very tactful sapphire fat ankles nursing home
  03/11/22
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Dark Mediation
  03/11/22
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internet-worthy cuckold bawdyhouse
  03/11/22
lmao
obsidian diverse generalized bond
  03/11/22
The very definition of "smells like duck sauce"
Soul-stirring orchestra pit background story
  03/11/22
Sounds like Edinburgh.
arrogant center water buffalo
  03/11/22
Holy shit what a fucking faggot.
Smoky nofapping place of business hell
  03/11/22
What kind of mid-wit takes this shit seriously?? You're fili...
Yellow bearded gaming laptop dog poop
  03/11/22
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Dark Mediation
  03/14/22
Date: March 14th, 2022 5:58 AM Author: DevryMastersCandidat...
jet-lagged resort
  03/14/22
lol
Fighting violent dopamine love of her life
  03/14/22
Lmao
chartreuse coffee pot
  03/14/22
...
Dark Mediation
  03/14/22
He actually sounds like a cool dude Id hang with. Fuck off p...
orchid heaven
  03/14/22
He has the personality of a 55 year old balding Jewish Couns...
Soul-stirring orchestra pit background story
  03/14/22
maybe an ARE Reptile alt
jet-lagged resort
  03/14/22
Who is Devry?
Razzle-dazzle pit dragon
  03/14/22
You know those quiet super serious awkward Asians at biglaw ...
Soul-stirring orchestra pit background story
  03/14/22
I think so?
Razzle-dazzle pit dragon
  03/14/22
he's a v10 partner (or former v10, maybe he's at a v50 now) ...
Very tactful sapphire fat ankles nursing home
  03/14/22
In his defense, he also testified that nyuug texts like a gi...
curious self-absorbed quadroon
  03/14/22
does not make up for thinking nyuug is some kind of ladies m...
Very tactful sapphire fat ankles nursing home
  03/15/22
Date: March 16th, 2022 5:18 AM Author: DevryMastersCandidat...
chartreuse coffee pot
  03/16/22
total pwnage. DeVry is actually legit fucking hilarious.
Very tactful sapphire fat ankles nursing home
  03/16/22
...
jet-lagged resort
  03/16/22
jfc
Fighting violent dopamine love of her life
  03/24/22
...
Peach Disrespectful Knife
  12/13/23


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Date: November 2nd, 2019 2:46 AM
Author: Peach Disrespectful Knife

Date: November 2nd, 2019 2:42 AM

Author: DevryMastersCandidate

In your 40s, pussy is really not that high on your list of priorities. It's like a buffet and is always available.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3688527&forum_id=2#39060496)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4374632&forum_id=2#39060508)



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Date: November 2nd, 2019 10:26 AM
Author: crawly sticky business firm

lol at a gook saying that. It’s been available to “him”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4374632&forum_id=2#39061045)



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Date: November 2nd, 2019 2:48 AM
Author: Peach Disrespectful Knife

In response to someone who is not in the office at 10pm on a Friday night, this is how a biglaw senior associate would handle it:

Date: July 30th, 2017 12:05 PM

Author: DevryMastersCandidate

If you were my junior I would just tell every partner I know that you're a lazy unreliable piece of shit with questionable work ethic and poor work quality behind your back and suggest staffing someone else on our deals. I would smile and be super friendly to you every day. You'd be out of a job within a year and you would have no idea why.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3687848&forum_id=2#33884669)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4374632&forum_id=2#39060510)



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Date: November 2nd, 2019 5:46 AM
Author: Violent shimmering friendly grandma

Post removed by moderator for violating The Law of The Land.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4374632&forum_id=2#39060646)



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Date: November 2nd, 2019 5:47 AM
Author: Avocado galvanic corner tattoo

shut the fuck up

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4374632&forum_id=2#39060647)



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Date: November 2nd, 2019 5:49 AM
Author: Heady well-lubricated plaza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4374632&forum_id=2#39060650)



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Date: November 2nd, 2019 10:27 AM
Author: crawly sticky business firm

All these gooks need to be run off the board then gassed

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4374632&forum_id=2#39061048)



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Date: November 2nd, 2019 12:58 PM
Author: Dark Mediation



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4374632&forum_id=2#39061607)



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Date: November 2nd, 2019 2:26 PM
Author: bespoke stimulating garrison masturbator



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4374632&forum_id=2#39061946)



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Date: March 11th, 2022 10:04 AM
Author: Dark Mediation



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4374632&forum_id=2#44128522)



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Date: November 2nd, 2019 5:52 AM
Author: Violent shimmering friendly grandma

Post removed by moderator for violating The Law of The Land.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4374632&forum_id=2#39060654)



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Date: November 2nd, 2019 5:52 AM
Author: Avocado galvanic corner tattoo

Shut the fuck up

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4374632&forum_id=2#39060658)



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Date: November 2nd, 2019 5:53 AM
Author: Violent shimmering friendly grandma

Post removed by moderator for violating The Law of The Land.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4374632&forum_id=2#39060659)



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Date: November 2nd, 2019 5:53 AM
Author: Peach Disrespectful Knife

shut the fuck up

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4374632&forum_id=2#39060660)



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Date: November 2nd, 2019 5:54 AM
Author: Violent shimmering friendly grandma

Post removed by moderator for violating The Law of The Land.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4374632&forum_id=2#39060661)



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Date: November 2nd, 2019 10:15 AM
Author: Peach Disrespectful Knife

Date: October 26th, 2019 7:17 AM

Author: DevryMastersCandidate

I maed it because of my IQ and insane work ethic, yes. You don't make it past year 5 without both.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4369372&forum_id=2#39029202)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4374632&forum_id=2#39061026)



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Date: November 2nd, 2019 10:25 AM
Author: khaki parlour blood rage

Date: November 1st, 2019 2:48 AM

Author: DevryMastersCandidate

Except they don't.

You give them an SPA to markup by tomorrow, and so they'll read through clauses like the indemnification clause and not even think to consider enforceability under the governing law.

I've worked with many midlevels and I've never gotten a markup back where they've identified a valid enforceability concern (other than the really basic stuff like non-solicits or termination fees). They'll markup a Delaware document like a New York deal, or a New York document like a Delaware deal.

Now if you pose the question like a quiz format, i.e., "is this enforceable" then they'll probably be able to do some quick research and come back with an answer, but that's completely different from being able to know that this is an issue and have the answer ready during face to face negotiations where you cannot say "let me get back to you."

To give you another example - let's say I've proposed a 50% indemnity cap on a New York governed law document. You think it's high. How are you going to push back? Say "it's not market practice?" Lol I will run a train through you if you say that. "Sell me on why you think 5% is more appropriate than 10% or 20% or 50% i.e., how you're not just picking an arbitrary number, go." Watches you flail in front of your client like an idiot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4374632&forum_id=2#39061044)



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Date: November 2nd, 2019 2:25 PM
Author: Heady well-lubricated plaza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4374632&forum_id=2#39061943)



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Date: November 2nd, 2019 4:05 PM
Author: Multi-colored Buff Gunner

Lmao. Jfc. How many people have dealt with opposing counsel like this?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4374632&forum_id=2#39062314)



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Date: November 2nd, 2019 12:24 PM
Author: Peach Disrespectful Knife

Date: November 2nd, 2019 12:17 PM

Author: DevryMastersCandidate

Your mom needs to go to the toilet after I pump my load inside her.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4143400&forum_id=2#39061432)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4374632&forum_id=2#39061463)



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Date: November 2nd, 2019 12:25 PM
Author: Peach Disrespectful Knife

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Date: November 2nd, 2019 12:15 PM

Author: DevryMastersCandidate

Why do you think it's amusing that your mom wants my beef with her broccoli? Weren't you taught to respect your elders, son?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4143400&forum_id=2#39061425)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4374632&forum_id=2#39061465)



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Date: November 2nd, 2019 12:55 PM
Author: crawly sticky business firm

he is an nyuug alt, nyuug really has such a sad empty life that he spent hours researching what life might be like for a gook BIGLAW drone.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4374632&forum_id=2#39061596)



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Date: November 2nd, 2019 2:30 PM
Author: hateful university

why did he get modded itt?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4374632&forum_id=2#39061958)



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Date: November 2nd, 2019 2:56 PM
Author: Very tactful sapphire fat ankles nursing home

his insults are 180. autistic "your mom" burns.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4374632&forum_id=2#39062062)



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Date: November 2nd, 2019 3:56 PM
Author: Heady well-lubricated plaza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4374632&forum_id=2#39062303)



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Date: March 11th, 2022 10:13 AM
Author: Very tactful sapphire fat ankles nursing home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4374632&forum_id=2#44128576)



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Date: November 2nd, 2019 4:21 PM
Author: khaki parlour blood rage

Date: February 7th, 2016 11:04 AM

Author: DevryMastersCandidate

If you did M&A at a V10 for years, surely you would know that "well there were 20 deals in [x] industry in 2015 that had 4% reverse break fee" doesn't really work so well. Then it just becomes a pissing match between who has the most number of precedents or which deals are most relevant as a comparison.

Yeah, in a big public deal the terms are generally very similar, but there are many many nuanced differences (run a blackline against two different MAs provided by the same firm in 2015 to see what I mean). It's the ability to argue about nuances that separate us from any random lawyer who can say "but 3% break fee is the norm

You may think these provisions are not important, or subtle changes are meaningless, but I have seen many instances where these seemingly minor points (such as a 1% difference in a break fee) or change in number of business days for indemnity claims result in millions of dollars of losses/gains for clients.

You seem to have forgotten the multiple day all-night negotiation sessions where you haggle over these points. If you honestly think anyone can do this, and have answers to a myriad of questions on the fly, and have an encyclopedic knowledge of not only the relevant laws but also on market convention, then you are delusional.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4374632&forum_id=2#39062357)



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Date: November 2nd, 2019 4:47 PM
Author: pontificating lime theater mad cow disease

In my biglaw experience, there were like 2 times when drafting/lawyer negotiation actually mattered. Out of 1000s of times.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4374632&forum_id=2#39062416)



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Date: November 2nd, 2019 5:43 PM
Author: Heady well-lubricated plaza

Yeah but you never made it to the space he’s in

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4374632&forum_id=2#39062548)



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Date: November 2nd, 2019 5:49 PM
Author: pontificating lime theater mad cow disease

Right...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4374632&forum_id=2#39062562)



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Date: November 2nd, 2019 9:50 PM
Author: violet mischievous fanboi



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4374632&forum_id=2#39063390)



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Date: November 2nd, 2019 10:49 PM
Author: Peach Disrespectful Knife

Date: October 25th, 2019 1:42 AM

Author: DevryMastersCandidate

I do, because I am in that space. If you include VC / TMT work you are also dealing with WS, Cooley, Fenwick, Weil etc.

And let's get real, even outside of M&A there's a lot of really bad practice groups. Bankruptcy/restrucring, credit, etc., can all be brutal.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4369372&forum_id=2#39024515)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4374632&forum_id=2#39063639)



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Date: March 11th, 2022 9:17 PM
Author: obsidian diverse generalized bond



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4374632&forum_id=2#44132932)



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Date: November 2nd, 2019 10:45 PM
Author: Sienna menage

Great thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4374632&forum_id=2#39063622)



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Date: May 8th, 2021 1:56 AM
Author: Fighting violent dopamine love of her life



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4374632&forum_id=2#42423074)



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Date: March 11th, 2022 10:06 AM
Author: jet-lagged resort

Date: March 11th, 2022 7:59 AM

Author: DevryMastersCandidate

Lol I actually served in the US Army, you coward.

(I find it very interesting that skinny nerds who have never held a rifle are so eager to support a war they will never fight in)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5055887&forum_id=2#44127927)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4374632&forum_id=2#44128540)



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Date: March 11th, 2022 10:13 AM
Author: Very tactful sapphire fat ankles nursing home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4374632&forum_id=2#44128581)



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Date: March 11th, 2022 10:17 AM
Author: Dark Mediation



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4374632&forum_id=2#44128610)



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Date: March 11th, 2022 10:20 AM
Author: internet-worthy cuckold bawdyhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4374632&forum_id=2#44128628)



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Date: March 11th, 2022 10:20 AM
Author: obsidian diverse generalized bond

lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4374632&forum_id=2#44128631)



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Date: March 11th, 2022 10:10 AM
Author: Soul-stirring orchestra pit background story

The very definition of "smells like duck sauce"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4374632&forum_id=2#44128564)



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Date: March 11th, 2022 10:11 AM
Author: arrogant center water buffalo

Sounds like Edinburgh.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4374632&forum_id=2#44128568)



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Date: March 11th, 2022 10:16 AM
Author: Smoky nofapping place of business hell

Holy shit what a fucking faggot.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4374632&forum_id=2#44128605)



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Date: March 11th, 2022 10:23 AM
Author: Yellow bearded gaming laptop dog poop

What kind of mid-wit takes this shit seriously?? You're filing out forms for a living buddy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4374632&forum_id=2#44128661)



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Date: March 14th, 2022 7:01 AM
Author: Dark Mediation



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4374632&forum_id=2#44144605)



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Date: March 14th, 2022 8:45 AM
Author: jet-lagged resort

Date: March 14th, 2022 5:58 AM

Author: DevryMastersCandidate

LJL. I was at Ft. Benning when the 3rd Ranger Battalion returned from Anaconda. Everyone was in awe of them since they were one of the few guys with CIBs and combat patches at the time. But even they were pissed AF at that clusterfuck of an operation.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5058206&forum_id=2#44144536)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4374632&forum_id=2#44144786)



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Date: March 14th, 2022 10:22 AM
Author: Fighting violent dopamine love of her life

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4374632&forum_id=2#44145212)



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Date: March 14th, 2022 10:28 AM
Author: chartreuse coffee pot

Lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4374632&forum_id=2#44145251)



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Date: March 14th, 2022 3:53 PM
Author: Dark Mediation



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4374632&forum_id=2#44147503)



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Date: March 14th, 2022 8:47 AM
Author: orchid heaven

He actually sounds like a cool dude Id hang with. Fuck off pumoscum.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4374632&forum_id=2#44144792)



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Date: March 14th, 2022 9:12 AM
Author: Soul-stirring orchestra pit background story

He has the personality of a 55 year old balding Jewish Counsel at a mid tier firm

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4374632&forum_id=2#44144896)



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Date: March 14th, 2022 9:16 AM
Author: jet-lagged resort

maybe an ARE Reptile alt

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4374632&forum_id=2#44144912)



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Date: March 14th, 2022 9:49 AM
Author: Razzle-dazzle pit dragon

Who is Devry?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4374632&forum_id=2#44145032)



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Date: March 14th, 2022 9:55 AM
Author: Soul-stirring orchestra pit background story

You know those quiet super serious awkward Asians at biglaw firms?



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4374632&forum_id=2#44145056)



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Date: March 14th, 2022 10:21 AM
Author: Razzle-dazzle pit dragon

I think so?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4374632&forum_id=2#44145205)



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Date: March 14th, 2022 10:32 AM
Author: Very tactful sapphire fat ankles nursing home

he's a v10 partner (or former v10, maybe he's at a v50 now) who embodies every terrible biglaw stereotype in existence. his parents apparently own a drycleaner shop, or a chain of them, and are apparently koren royalty.

he hung out with nyuug and poasted here that nyuug is a total player who smashes pussy on the reg. that should tell you something.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4374632&forum_id=2#44145275)



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Date: March 14th, 2022 10:35 AM
Author: curious self-absorbed quadroon

In his defense, he also testified that nyuug texts like a girl (in a language where gender tones are very pronounced) and can't read korean at a college level.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4374632&forum_id=2#44145291)



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Date: March 15th, 2022 9:54 AM
Author: Very tactful sapphire fat ankles nursing home

does not make up for thinking nyuug is some kind of ladies man

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4374632&forum_id=2#44151460)



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Date: March 16th, 2022 10:11 AM
Author: chartreuse coffee pot

Date: March 16th, 2022 5:18 AM

Author: DevryMastersCandidate

The ultimate irony: I’ve never stepped foot in a dry cleaners, yet you seem expert at it rofl.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4434301&forum_id=2#44157190)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4374632&forum_id=2#44157761)



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Date: March 16th, 2022 1:03 PM
Author: Very tactful sapphire fat ankles nursing home

total pwnage. DeVry is actually legit fucking hilarious.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4374632&forum_id=2#44158973)



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Date: March 16th, 2022 1:04 PM
Author: jet-lagged resort



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4374632&forum_id=2#44158980)



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Date: March 24th, 2022 7:56 AM
Author: Fighting violent dopamine love of her life

jfc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4374632&forum_id=2#44207898)



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Date: December 13th, 2023 10:38 AM
Author: Peach Disrespectful Knife



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