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Has the George Luce / Vinson & Elkins email been posted yet?

It's hilarious.
Out-of-control Slippery Theater Stage
  06/30/06
details?
Canary Dilemma
  06/30/06
From: Chatman, Carliss Sent: Monday, May 15, 2006 11:42 AM ...
Out-of-control Slippery Theater Stage
  06/30/06
...
hairless home
  06/30/06
I really wonder what possessed him to write something like t...
Out-of-control Slippery Theater Stage
  06/30/06
Sounds like a pretty typical TTT NU student to me.
Internet-worthy parlour
  06/30/06
TTT? But he had the highest grade in legal writing!!!!!
Out-of-control Slippery Theater Stage
  06/30/06
It was probably pass/fail.
Galvanic Translucent Knife
  06/30/06
underappreciated post.
Lavender disturbing point mood
  07/21/06
I appreciated it... Truly
thriller lime stead regret
  03/13/07
He should apply for academic positions.
Galvanic Translucent Knife
  06/30/06
AHAHAHAHAHA That is the best thing I have read in awhile.
soul-stirring ultramarine base boltzmann
  06/30/06
39? jesus christ. what do these nontrads think they are doin...
clear gaming laptop national
  06/30/06
You'd think someone his age would know better.
Out-of-control Slippery Theater Stage
  06/30/06
This is what bothers me about the whole ordeal: First, wh...
soul-stirring ultramarine base boltzmann
  06/30/06
...
hairless home
  06/30/06
x
soul-stirring ultramarine base boltzmann
  06/30/06
it's especially sad because he was a computer programmer bef...
clear gaming laptop national
  06/30/06
did he get the job?
Duck-like chapel
  06/30/06
...
hairless home
  06/30/06
You know I've occassionally thought about emailing to ask wh...
irradiated mad cow disease
  06/30/06
It's actually ok to send the recruiter a brief email and ask...
Avocado Son Of Senegal
  06/30/06
this thread is absolutely beautiful.
Lavender disturbing point mood
  07/21/06
bump
soul-stirring ultramarine base boltzmann
  06/30/06
An absolute classic. "Is it my age? (I'm 39, but I'm...
hateful degenerate
  06/30/06
...
hairless home
  06/30/06
i love the glaring grammatical error in his last sentence ...
Lemon concupiscible cuckold organic girlfriend
  06/30/06
this is why xoxo makes fun of nontrads
mentally impaired gas station
  06/30/06
Yeah, seems like a disproportionate number of these emails c...
Out-of-control Slippery Theater Stage
  06/30/06
x
soul-stirring ultramarine base boltzmann
  06/30/06
at least he's modest
Lascivious Yellow Stage
  06/30/06
...
hairless home
  06/30/06
Hell, some partners there are probably almost 10 years young...
Out-of-control Slippery Theater Stage
  06/30/06
This letter should be made into a template where you can jus...
soul-stirring ultramarine base boltzmann
  06/30/06
fucking awesome idea.
Duck-like chapel
  06/30/06
I love this idea. The ultimate "fuck you" to a fir...
hateful degenerate
  06/30/06
It would be especially great if one firm were to receive mul...
soul-stirring ultramarine base boltzmann
  06/30/06
yasfrat
clear gaming laptop national
  06/30/06
This is exactly what would be great about it. The first one ...
hateful degenerate
  06/30/06
haha, yep
soul-stirring ultramarine base boltzmann
  06/30/06
Extreme quality.
wine bonkers plaza voyeur
  06/30/06
Someone needs to email him this thread.
Galvanic Translucent Knife
  06/30/06
Dear Greg Luce: I was messing around on the internet last...
Duck-like chapel
  06/30/06
Pretty good, but let's send it through editing first.
soul-stirring ultramarine base boltzmann
  06/30/06
uh oh
Duck-like chapel
  06/30/06
...
hairless home
  06/30/06
...
hateful degenerate
  06/30/06
Why did you wear a pink shirt to the interview?
soul-stirring ultramarine base boltzmann
  06/30/06
he must not have seen that simpsons episode
clear gaming laptop national
  06/30/06
I read the thread title as George Lucas email
hot abode candlestick maker
  06/30/06
pwn3d.
Duck-like chapel
  06/30/06
99 Nw. U.L. Rev. 437 is his student note. Author footnote...
Out-of-control Slippery Theater Stage
  06/30/06
lame. if I write a note I'm going to put either something fu...
clear gaming laptop national
  06/30/06
I can't believe his student note is 85 pages.
Out-of-control Slippery Theater Stage
  06/30/06
LOL and it's about age discrimination SHOULDHAVESEENITCOM...
clear gaming laptop national
  06/30/06
lol
Duck-like chapel
  06/30/06
180LOL180
soul-stirring ultramarine base boltzmann
  06/30/06
175
Bronze Arousing Public Bath
  06/30/06
180!!!
lilac ceo center
  06/30/06
let me add my lol
Yapping erotic station
  07/21/06
this is one of the best "-PWN3D" combos I've seen.
sable foreskin
  07/26/06
a milli
turquoise bateful university mediation
  08/22/08
HAHHAHAHA, that is awesome! Who would publish that?!
soul-stirring ultramarine base boltzmann
  06/30/06
After reading his email, I can.
Avocado Son Of Senegal
  06/30/06
x
soul-stirring ultramarine base boltzmann
  06/30/06
It's like he won a fucking Oscar or something. Woohoo, I co...
Galvanic Translucent Knife
  06/30/06
"I convinced a bunch of 25 year-old fags to print my sl...
zippy mind-boggling ladyboy
  07/21/06
But he has to thank his library widow and the prof who taugh...
Out-of-control Slippery Theater Stage
  06/30/06
If anyone ever told me to "think like a lawyer" I ...
soul-stirring ultramarine base boltzmann
  06/30/06
credited.
lilac ceo center
  06/30/06
Fortunately, no one would ever expect you to.
charcoal heady state preventive strike
  06/30/06
"think like a lawyer," the battle cry of TTT stude...
Lascivious Yellow Stage
  06/30/06
The resourcefulness of this board never ceases to amaze me. ...
hateful degenerate
  06/30/06
BASH BASH
cracking bawdyhouse
  03/13/07
This can't be real, right? I mean, it can't be.
Carnelian death wish
  06/30/06
I'd like to think people like this don't exist, but then aft...
Out-of-control Slippery Theater Stage
  06/30/06
v
soul-stirring ultramarine base boltzmann
  06/30/06
if you knew the guy you would know that it is real
smoky wonderful locale
  06/30/06
does anyone on xoxo know him IRL?
Duck-like chapel
  06/30/06
His grandkids might post here.
hateful degenerate
  06/30/06
lulz
Awkward racy factory reset button
  08/22/08
No wonder everyone assumes all us nontrads are gunner-douche...
provocative trailer park
  06/30/06
at least he understands that this isn't going to work. he mi...
razzle deranged hissy fit
  06/30/06
Well this email is starting to circulate widely (there were ...
Out-of-control Slippery Theater Stage
  06/30/06
Especially when this thread starts showing up on Google.
soul-stirring ultramarine base boltzmann
  06/30/06
GOERGE LUCE NORTHWESTERN LAW REVIEW EMPLOYMENT FIRED GOERGE ...
Duck-like chapel
  06/30/06
Yep, that should do it.
soul-stirring ultramarine base boltzmann
  06/30/06
Not cool, man. You just really fucked some innocent dude nam...
hateful degenerate
  06/30/06
who knows, they might misspell his name when they run the se...
Duck-like chapel
  06/30/06
LOL
Insane citrine business firm fanboi
  07/21/06
You clearly have no idea how google works.
puce community account striped hyena
  07/26/06
When I am a BIGLAW partner in 8 years, I am going to persona...
hateful degenerate
  06/30/06
someone will hire him. he's got a decent resume. he's ...
razzle deranged hissy fit
  06/30/06
George Luce has a son at Minnesota?
hateful degenerate
  06/30/06
douches of a feather flock together.
razzle deranged hissy fit
  06/30/06
also, this is like saying my letter to brooklyn was widely c...
razzle deranged hissy fit
  06/30/06
George Luce = nontrad douchebag at NU = Moonshine Hillbilly?...
Internet-worthy parlour
  06/30/06
own3d.
Duck-like chapel
  06/30/06
This guy is already one year out, so no.
Out-of-control Slippery Theater Stage
  06/30/06
you guys are funny
Umber medicated milk property
  06/30/06
here's "Carliss Chatman," the attorney who forward...
Umber medicated milk property
  06/30/06
that is so not what i expected a Carliss Chatman to look lik...
razzle deranged hissy fit
  06/30/06
Her blog is entitled "It's Easy to Find Jesus When You'...
Bronze Arousing Public Bath
  06/30/06
Fwiw, Bush could always afford cocaine.
charcoal heady state preventive strike
  06/30/06
i thought it'd be a prissy dude
Umber medicated milk property
  06/30/06
exactly. some WASPy fucker.
razzle deranged hissy fit
  06/30/06
i imagine there's a lot of quickly concealed confusion at me...
Brindle multi-billionaire
  06/30/06
This is funny!
Sticky burgundy ticket booth fortuitous meteor
  06/30/06
She needs a retro-active ding. What a beast.
amethyst range nibblets
  07/21/06
ty ty ty.
swollen international law enforcement agency jewess
  06/30/06
This thread = instant classic.
Bronze Arousing Public Bath
  06/30/06
Unbelievable. Best of all, its poorly written.
stirring tripping goyim
  06/30/06
I love this guy!!! He really deserved to get the job!!!
insecure aromatic site
  06/30/06
Beautiful
gay spectacular pit
  06/30/06
This could and should get him fired from his clerkship. You...
Red Glittery Water Buffalo Jap
  06/30/06
he also attacks the skills of the "oil and gas" as...
Umber medicated milk property
  06/30/06
LOL.... that part was the highlight of his arrogant gunner-d...
plum frum hunting ground
  06/30/06
Yeah, I already copied that section for pasting: "Th...
charcoal heady state preventive strike
  06/30/06
the total lack of self-awareness is priceless. i keep readin...
Umber medicated milk property
  06/30/06
I read it with Dwight Schrutte's voice in my head.
Cream trip coffee pot orchestra pit
  06/30/06
He'll get in everywhere he re-applies!
provocative trailer park
  06/30/06
i'm gonna fuck the living shit out of josefina luce sounds ...
Umber medicated milk property
  06/30/06
Who the fuck uses exclamation points in a business letter?
electric round eye
  06/30/06
George Luce, thats who
mildly autistic underhanded office coldplay fan
  08/22/08
tragic. this is almost as good as "bla bla bla"...
abnormal white piazza
  06/30/06
The pink shirt and the hair transplants might bring it about...
lilac ceo center
  06/30/06
This is the best law review at NU will get you? HAHA. Wh...
Avocado Son Of Senegal
  06/30/06
He might not have been on law review at Northwestern. In fa...
splenetic razzmatazz doctorate wagecucks
  06/30/06
True. I posted that mostly to bring Joe_Vaj out of the wood...
Avocado Son Of Senegal
  06/30/06
holy crap. I know that guy. I graduated in his class at NU...
smoky wonderful locale
  06/30/06
Fat? He sounds fat.
electric round eye
  06/30/06
no. really skinny. The funny thing is that the two weirdes...
smoky wonderful locale
  06/30/06
Is his speech impediment really noticable?
electric round eye
  06/30/06
George's? no, not particularly. I assumed he would get a j...
smoky wonderful locale
  06/30/06
Zve Rosenberg sounds like a fundamentalist Jew of some sort....
Avocado Son Of Senegal
  06/30/06
no. he just had a really strong lisp and stutter and was am...
smoky wonderful locale
  06/30/06
That's incorrect, ttboy
Slimy therapy
  08/13/06
...
hairless home
  06/30/06
99th percentile LSAT --> NU? Law review + clerkship --...
lilac ceo center
  06/30/06
I think upon reading closely, you'll see that those accompli...
Tantric Boiling Water Circlehead
  06/30/06
It reads as if he did an externship AND a clerkship. And ...
lilac ceo center
  06/30/06
I didn't see anything about a clerkship, I'll have to read i...
Tantric Boiling Water Circlehead
  06/30/06
His email is at Louisiana Middle District.
Avocado Son Of Senegal
  06/30/06
It doesn't appear that he was on LR. At least, he was never...
Avocado Son Of Senegal
  06/30/06
Holyfuckingshit. The NU law review publishes 85 page crap o...
lilac ceo center
  06/30/06
Unless all NU LR members don't become members, apparently ye...
Avocado Son Of Senegal
  06/30/06
i have never heard of a non lr student getting published in ...
high-end feces
  06/30/06
But if he'd been on LR, his name would have been listed as s...
Avocado Son Of Senegal
  06/30/06
he would either be listed as an editor during his 3L year or...
high-end feces
  06/30/06
OK, I didn't see staff members listed anywhere, but he was n...
Avocado Son Of Senegal
  06/30/06
They were too dumb for me. My lack of "experience"...
appetizing topaz whorehouse tank
  06/30/06
Fish?
sick hell
  06/30/06
Fish is one or two years behind this guy (I think). He's wor...
irradiated mad cow disease
  06/30/06
I live for threads like this. Does "library widow&qu...
Tantric Boiling Water Circlehead
  06/30/06
perhaps the 161 is accurate after all.
Brindle multi-billionaire
  06/30/06
I'm glad this joke will never get old. ty
Tantric Boiling Water Circlehead
  06/30/06
I commend GTO as the OP, and every single comment contained ...
Sticky burgundy ticket booth fortuitous meteor
  06/30/06
WOW! This is Big Tex quality douchebaggery. I can't beli...
Charismatic pungent scourge upon the earth
  06/30/06
I like the pink shirt line, with the (very important) caveat...
Tantric Boiling Water Circlehead
  06/30/06
Which basically says he can't pick his own clothes out, but ...
Charismatic pungent scourge upon the earth
  06/30/06
ti,oc,tcr. The continued and unnecessary use of parenthes...
Tantric Boiling Water Circlehead
  06/30/06
LOL
Out-of-control Slippery Theater Stage
  07/01/06
"The career clerk in my judge's chambers has 20+ years ...
charcoal heady state preventive strike
  06/30/06
After rereading the email, I now think this has to be flame....
Charismatic pungent scourge upon the earth
  06/30/06
>>Who would say something so stoopid. Have you e...
Avocado Son Of Senegal
  06/30/06
Sure. Some dood in my section is 30-35 and he is one of the...
Charismatic pungent scourge upon the earth
  06/30/06
Where do you go to school? I'm going to send a team of anth...
Avocado Son Of Senegal
  06/30/06
I really don't think this dood is indoicative of any class o...
Charismatic pungent scourge upon the earth
  06/30/06
No, I definitely can think of at least four nontrads I gradu...
Avocado Son Of Senegal
  06/30/06
Obiously worse even than LLMs.
lilac ceo center
  06/30/06
The best part about this thread is that someone reading this...
Tantric Boiling Water Circlehead
  06/30/06
bla bla bla
appetizing topaz whorehouse tank
  06/30/06
I can't believe it's real; it's just too perfect for xoxo......
titillating twinkling uncleanness
  06/30/06
wow are people at my law school such douchetards?
high-end feces
  06/30/06
See, for example, Reade_Seligmann
Tantric Boiling Water Circlehead
  06/30/06
getting into b-school wipes away all my sins
high-end feces
  06/30/06
You may be right about that
Tantric Boiling Water Circlehead
  06/30/06
Confidentiality
Bat-shit-crazy black woman church
  07/21/06
Go right ahead, jackass.
irradiated mad cow disease
  07/21/06
Hi George. P.S.: What the hell were you thinking?
ocher toilet seat
  07/21/06
I just didn't understand why they didn't hire me and wanted ...
Bat-shit-crazy black woman church
  07/21/06
I suggest dropping this whole thing now before you make it a...
Galvanic Translucent Knife
  07/21/06
It actually wasn't a bad letter until you got to the paragra...
ocher toilet seat
  07/21/06
You are either wonderful flame or the best new poster in age...
Vivacious cheese-eating stage hominid
  07/21/06
Welcome, George!!! Oh my God...
marvelous primrose liquid oxygen
  07/21/06
i think it's jess_w3@hotmail.com see the last comment ht...
Idiotic wrinkle institution
  07/21/06
He seems to have admitted that he's George, or at least flam...
marvelous primrose liquid oxygen
  07/21/06
email the addy above
Idiotic wrinkle institution
  07/21/06
Um, what was the confidential information that she disclosed...
Vivacious cheese-eating stage hominid
  07/21/06
Good catch. I was wondering about that. As for the "...
irradiated mad cow disease
  07/21/06
I don't think there's much to be gained by getting this emai...
Vivacious cheese-eating stage hominid
  07/21/06
I was leaning toward that conclusion. You are a calm voice i...
irradiated mad cow disease
  07/21/06
Google is now aware of this thread: http://www.google.com/se...
irradiated mad cow disease
  07/21/06
Beautiful.
Vivacious cheese-eating stage hominid
  07/21/06
It's number 4 on google. Let's try to make it #1 by tonight....
Insane citrine business firm fanboi
  07/21/06
a good way to do that is to click on the link after searchin...
Lavender disturbing point mood
  07/21/06
...
mauve dysfunction
  07/21/06
How long till this email shows up in law blogs like the huds...
Lavender disturbing point mood
  07/22/06
http://www.legalreader.com/archives/003352.html http://drun...
ocher toilet seat
  07/22/06
nice. hopefully it will make its way into the higher traffic...
Lavender disturbing point mood
  07/22/06
It's already been forwarded around by my school's career ser...
Contagious Blood Rage
  07/22/06
thats awesome. what kind of introduction did it come with?
Lavender disturbing point mood
  07/22/06
It seems to be picking up some momentum.
Out-of-control Slippery Theater Stage
  07/26/06
he was a computer programmer in his past life? well, it cert...
Sienna Impressive Lodge Gaping
  07/22/06
SOMEONE PWN GEORGE LUCAS WITH A WIKIPEDIA ARTICLE COMPLETE W...
supple magical ratface
  07/26/06
THIS THREAD IS NOW #1 ON GOOGLE FOR GEORGE LUCE!!!! SOMEONE ...
supple magical ratface
  07/26/06
how did google get wind of this so fast?
supple magical ratface
  07/26/06
Does anyone know which judge he clerked for? I have a feeli...
crusty karate windowlicker
  07/26/06
You know, except for the paragraph about his experience as...
dead poppy idea he suggested gunner
  07/26/06
...
180 sneaky criminal
  07/28/06
I missed this thread when it first came out. I am very grat...
Adulterous shitlib
  07/31/06
Did he go to a TTT undergrad?
cobalt indian lodge
  08/13/06
BASH, BASH
cracking bawdyhouse
  03/13/07
GTO google-bombed George Luce: http://www.google.com/search...
cracking bawdyhouse
  03/13/07
Just read a post from a year ago but ill comment anyway... ...
Navy ape
  03/13/07
He didn't show up on Martindale, think he is employed anywhe...
Brilliant Frisky Heaven
  03/13/07
looks like he may still be clerking... ? http://www.lsba....
Peach Aphrodisiac Boistinker Forum
  06/09/07
Sucks to not get a job, huh GTO?
cracking bawdyhouse
  05/03/07
thing is, *he* probably got a firm job eventually.
Crystalline place of business step-uncle's house
  06/08/07
...
green prole cruise ship
  05/03/07
Wow... just came across this thread... I was in George's ...
bossy floppy box office really tough guy
  06/09/07
"(No, I am not George)" - hi george
alcoholic adventurous principal's office
  06/09/07
titcr.
vibrant travel guidebook stag film
  06/09/07
...
lake well-lubricated address tattoo
  06/09/07
The real villian in this whole affair was that mean bitch Ca...
violet rambunctious bbw
  08/22/08
i was gonna jump on board until i noticed she was black. pr...
Dun Masturbator
  08/22/08
I would hope you wouldn't hire anyone to fight a $20 traffic...
Talented Rigpig
  08/22/08
Seems like guy ended up finding a job in his home state and ...
anal hyperactive antidepressant drug
  08/22/08


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Date: June 30th, 2006 1:41 AM
Author: Out-of-control Slippery Theater Stage

It's hilarious.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=445136&forum_id=2#6108781)





Date: June 30th, 2006 1:44 AM
Author: Canary Dilemma

details?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=445136&forum_id=2#6108798)





Date: June 30th, 2006 1:45 AM
Author: Out-of-control Slippery Theater Stage

From: Chatman, Carliss

Sent: Monday, May 15, 2006 11:42 AM

To: Rumbaugh, Holly; Dennis, Patrick; Lankau, Tim

Subject: FW: request to reconsider George Luce

This is a guy I interviewed last week. WTF?

-----Original Message-----

From: George_Luce@lamd.uscourts.gov [mailto:George_Luce@lamd.uscourts.gov]

Sent: Monday, May 15, 2006 11:25 AM

To: Johnson, Loreatha

Cc: Schick, Robert M.; Davidow, Jennifer; Harvin, David; Pipkin, Emily; Kornegay, Nancy; Mehta, Persis; Murphy, George; Hodge, Justin; Reeder, James; Chatman, Carliss; Held, Kenneth; Lawson, Corey; Powers, Jason; Omar, Amin

Subject: request to reconsider George Luce

Dear Loreatha,

I received your letter dated May 11, and I am extremely disappointed that Vinson & Elkins has chosen not to extend me an offer. I remain convinced that V&E is the right firm for me. While it is hard to quibble with the verdict of a panel of 14 people, I believe that a real mistake was made, and I ask that my application be reconsidered.

I assume that V&E's chief objective in hiring new associates is to get the best people it can get. Please consider the fact that in law school, I earned the top score in my section on EVERY PAPER in both of my legal writing courses. (The grading was done anonymously.) My article was selected for publication in the Northwestern Law Review, which is one of the top law reviews in the country. Judge Amy St. Eve, a federal judge with whom I externed, will tell you that I was the best extern she ever had (and her externs were mostly cream-of-the-crop Northwestern students, many of whom went on to federal appellate clerkships). The Judge I work for now, as well as other people with whom I have worked, will tell you that I have unusual talent as a legal analyst. I suggest that before you conclude that I don't measure up to V&E's standards, you ask people with whom I have worked what they think about my work and my abilities. At risk of sounding arrogant, I submit that I would be a standout performer at V&E, even though V&E is an elite firm that can select from among the best candidates.

I sensed that some of my interviewers were uncomfortable with the fact that I am not committed to a specific substantive area of law. I would argue, however, that the tools that we bring to the table as lawyers are far more important than the direct, "relevant" experience we bring. "Practical" experience is no substitute for creative intelligence, intellectual sophistication, and pure tenacity. The career clerk in my judge's chambers has 20+ years of experience, so she knows a lot of things that I don't know. But she is not in my league as a legal analyst and writer. I have seen enough during my clerkship to say with confidence that I am capable of better work - far better work - than most of the "experienced" attorneys who practice before my judge.

As a judicial clerk, I have been deeply immersed in all sorts of cases at every phase of the litigation process. There are many procedural issues that are common across all different substantive areas of law. There are many connections and overlaps between the different substantive areas. Even within a given substantive area, every case is different, turning on its own facts. The relatively inexperienced associates who specialize in a particular area will have only seen a small part of the universe of possible issues that may arise in their area. Given these facts, I am highly skeptical that, say, a 3rd-year associate who has specialized in "oil and gas" is going to be light years ahead of me in that field. The hypothetical 3rd-year associate will certainly know a lot more than I know about the art and practice of lawyering. But it is highly doubtful that her substantive oil and gas knowledge (which of course exceeds mine) will give her a significant advantage over me when it comes time to analyze the next oil and gas case (which will no doubt involve issues that neither of us have seen before). I want to work on interesting, challenging cases, but I don't believe it would be rational for me to arbitrarily limit myself to a specific substantive area of law at this point in my career. I'll find my niche down the road. I would think that V&E would prefer that their new associates be open-minded enough to try different things.

I would also add that there are intangible factors to be considered. I left a lucrative job in my mid-thirties, working hard to score in the top 1% nationwide on the LSAT so I could go to an elite law school. (I was the oldest guy in my class.) When I was a computer programmer, I was a one-man consulting firm, saving my employer (the state of Louisiana) millions of dollars in costs and making the lives of thousands of people (the system's users) easier. Often, I would go to bed at night, half dreaming, half awake, obsessing over a thorny problem that I encountered. When the creative inspiration would come in the morning, those were the greatest thrills of my life. I know what its like to work 80-hour weeks for months on end. I know what's it like to be considered the expert of last resort - the guy they call in the middle of the night when the data gets corrupted and no one else can figure out what to do. I take my work SERIOUSLY and I take great pride in what I do. I would submit that these are the qualities that can make me a "franchise player" at V&E.

I recognize that the chance that you will reconsider and extend me an offer are very slim. (Lawyers tend to be extremely risk-averse and unwilling to do things differently than they've done before.) But please give this request some serious consideration. I suggest that you begin by talking with some of the folks who have worked with me.

Finally, if you are not willing to change your verdict on me, would you please do the favor of giving me some honest feedback about why you were not impressed enough with me to make an offer? Is it my age? (I'm 39, but I'm healthier than most 25-year-olds.) Is it that I'm losing my hair? (I am willing to undergo transplants!) Is it the fact that I wore a pink shirt to my interview? (My wife picked it out.) Is it the fact that I took the Louisiana bar exam before taking the Texas bar exam? (I took the Louisiana exam because I wanted to get licensed in my home state, and I wanted to get it out of the way first because I had to learn all that civil code stuff.) Is it because I have spent most of my life in Louisiana? (Houston is only a 3-hour car ride or a 40-minute plane ride from Baton Rouge.) Is it because I have a minor speech impediment (a "lacerated S")? Is it because I am introverted? Do I come across as arrogant? Too timid? Is it because I'm not committed to a specific substantive area of litigation?

You judged me as a qualified candidate based on my paper credentials, as evidenced by your willingness to expend the resources to bring me in for an interview. I assure you that I am a much better lawyer than even my paper credentials suggest! Please give me another look. It would be a shame if V&E and me are deprived of a mutually profitable relationship because I failed to present myself well in person on May 8.

Sincerely,

George Luce

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=445136&forum_id=2#6108803)





Date: June 30th, 2006 1:49 AM
Author: hairless home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=445136&forum_id=2#6108836)





Date: June 30th, 2006 1:53 AM
Author: Out-of-control Slippery Theater Stage

I really wonder what possessed him to write something like that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=445136&forum_id=2#6108856)





Date: June 30th, 2006 1:55 AM
Author: Internet-worthy parlour

Sounds like a pretty typical TTT NU student to me.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=445136&forum_id=2#6108861)





Date: June 30th, 2006 1:56 AM
Author: Out-of-control Slippery Theater Stage

TTT? But he had the highest grade in legal writing!!!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=445136&forum_id=2#6108865)





Date: June 30th, 2006 1:57 AM
Author: Galvanic Translucent Knife

It was probably pass/fail.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=445136&forum_id=2#6108879)





Date: July 21st, 2006 10:08 PM
Author: Lavender disturbing point mood

underappreciated post.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=445136&forum_id=2#6270857)





Date: March 13th, 2007 1:13 PM
Author: thriller lime stead regret

I appreciated it... Truly

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=445136&forum_id=2#7747719)





Date: June 30th, 2006 1:56 AM
Author: Galvanic Translucent Knife

He should apply for academic positions.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=445136&forum_id=2#6108870)





Date: June 30th, 2006 1:56 AM
Author: soul-stirring ultramarine base boltzmann

AHAHAHAHAHA

That is the best thing I have read in awhile.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=445136&forum_id=2#6108871)





Date: June 30th, 2006 1:57 AM
Author: clear gaming laptop national

39? jesus christ. what do these nontrads think they are doing? a first year associate shouldn't be older than the partners

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=445136&forum_id=2#6108878)





Date: June 30th, 2006 1:59 AM
Author: Out-of-control Slippery Theater Stage

You'd think someone his age would know better.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=445136&forum_id=2#6108894)





Date: June 30th, 2006 2:05 AM
Author: soul-stirring ultramarine base boltzmann

This is what bothers me about the whole ordeal:

First, who expends that much energy writing to any firm after a ding?

Second, it's V&E. It's in Texas. Why would anyone want to work there so badly?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=445136&forum_id=2#6108934)





Date: June 30th, 2006 2:10 AM
Author: hairless home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=445136&forum_id=2#6108960)





Date: June 30th, 2006 2:10 AM
Author: soul-stirring ultramarine base boltzmann

x

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=445136&forum_id=2#6108965)





Date: June 30th, 2006 2:06 AM
Author: clear gaming laptop national

it's especially sad because he was a computer programmer before the dotcom boom (assuming that wasn't another foolish career change) and should have made millions of dollars off some start up

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=445136&forum_id=2#6108941)





Date: June 30th, 2006 2:05 AM
Author: Duck-like chapel

did he get the job?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=445136&forum_id=2#6108933)





Date: June 30th, 2006 2:10 AM
Author: hairless home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=445136&forum_id=2#6108964)





Date: June 30th, 2006 10:31 AM
Author: irradiated mad cow disease

You know I've occassionally thought about emailing to ask why I didn't get an offer at a particular place (for self improvement purposes if there's something obvious I'm screwing up.) This email has scared me straight.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=445136&forum_id=2#6109903)





Date: June 30th, 2006 11:59 AM
Author: Avocado Son Of Senegal

It's actually ok to send the recruiter a brief email and ask for feedback. Worst thing that can happen is they'll ignore it and you'll never see them again. Best thing that can happen is that the hiring partner is a nice guy and he'll answer you himself (I do know someone this happened to).

It's not ok to do what this douchebag did.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=445136&forum_id=2#6110646)





Date: July 21st, 2006 10:05 PM
Author: Lavender disturbing point mood

this thread is absolutely beautiful.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=445136&forum_id=2#6270841)





Date: June 30th, 2006 1:48 AM
Author: soul-stirring ultramarine base boltzmann

bump

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=445136&forum_id=2#6108827)





Date: June 30th, 2006 1:56 AM
Author: hateful degenerate

An absolute classic.

"Is it my age? (I'm 39, but I'm healthier than most 25-year-olds.) Is it that I'm losing my hair? (I am willing to undergo transplants!) ... Is it because I have a minor speech impediment (a "lacerated S")?"

How about all of the above? And nice job of highlighting everything that likely turned them off the first time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=445136&forum_id=2#6108867)





Date: June 30th, 2006 1:57 AM
Author: hairless home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=445136&forum_id=2#6108872)





Date: June 30th, 2006 1:59 AM
Author: Lemon concupiscible cuckold organic girlfriend

i love the glaring grammatical error in his last sentence

also, i love the pithy "this is a guy i interviewed last week. WTF?" by the guy who forwarded the email.

finally, i love how he butresses his academic qualifications with this amazing factoid: ", I earned the top score in my section on EVERY PAPER in both of my legal writing courses. (The grading was done anonymously.)"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=445136&forum_id=2#6108887)





Date: June 30th, 2006 2:00 AM
Author: mentally impaired gas station

this is why xoxo makes fun of nontrads

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=445136&forum_id=2#6108901)





Date: June 30th, 2006 2:04 AM
Author: Out-of-control Slippery Theater Stage

Yeah, seems like a disproportionate number of these emails come from nontrads for some reason.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=445136&forum_id=2#6108922)





Date: June 30th, 2006 2:06 AM
Author: soul-stirring ultramarine base boltzmann

x

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=445136&forum_id=2#6108937)





Date: June 30th, 2006 2:03 AM
Author: Lascivious Yellow Stage

at least he's modest

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=445136&forum_id=2#6108920)





Date: June 30th, 2006 2:04 AM
Author: hairless home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=445136&forum_id=2#6108921)





Date: June 30th, 2006 2:04 AM
Author: Out-of-control Slippery Theater Stage

Hell, some partners there are probably almost 10 years younger than him.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=445136&forum_id=2#6108925)





Date: June 30th, 2006 2:04 AM
Author: soul-stirring ultramarine base boltzmann

This letter should be made into a template where you can just add the firm that dinged you and your law school; every firm that ever dings an xoxo poster should receive this letter.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=445136&forum_id=2#6108926)





Date: June 30th, 2006 2:06 AM
Author: Duck-like chapel

fucking awesome idea.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=445136&forum_id=2#6108936)





Date: June 30th, 2006 2:08 AM
Author: hateful degenerate

I love this idea. The ultimate "fuck you" to a firm that has dinged you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=445136&forum_id=2#6108951)





Date: June 30th, 2006 2:09 AM
Author: soul-stirring ultramarine base boltzmann

It would be especially great if one firm were to receive multiple copies of the letter from students at different schools.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=445136&forum_id=2#6108956)





Date: June 30th, 2006 2:09 AM
Author: clear gaming laptop national

yasfrat

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=445136&forum_id=2#6108959)





Date: June 30th, 2006 2:16 AM
Author: hateful degenerate

This is exactly what would be great about it. The first one they get will get passed around the office and everybody will laugh at the dude who sent it. Then they would receive 10 more identical letters the next day, and they would quickly realize that the joke was on them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=445136&forum_id=2#6108994)





Date: June 30th, 2006 2:18 AM
Author: soul-stirring ultramarine base boltzmann

haha, yep

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=445136&forum_id=2#6109008)





Date: June 30th, 2006 3:47 AM
Author: wine bonkers plaza voyeur

Extreme quality.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=445136&forum_id=2#6109396)





Date: June 30th, 2006 2:06 AM
Author: Galvanic Translucent Knife

Someone needs to email him this thread.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=445136&forum_id=2#6108939)





Date: June 30th, 2006 2:13 AM
Author: Duck-like chapel

Dear Greg Luce:

I was messing around on the internet last night when I came across an (embarrassing) email you had sent to Vinson & Elkins - a moderaltely prestigious law firm located in some shit state - expressing your wish to be reconsidered for an associate position. Your letter was long, self-aggrandizing, immodest, disrespectful, and poorly written. The email was posted on a discussion board, by some random person (rumor has it the poster was a sneaky V&E summer associate), and many posters rightly ridiculed you for it. Here is the link:

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=445136&mc=27&forum_id=2

BAFF.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=445136&forum_id=2#6108983)





Date: June 30th, 2006 2:19 AM
Author: soul-stirring ultramarine base boltzmann

Pretty good, but let's send it through editing first.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=445136&forum_id=2#6109014)





Date: June 30th, 2006 2:20 AM
Author: Duck-like chapel

uh oh

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=445136&forum_id=2#6109019)





Date: June 30th, 2006 2:10 AM
Author: hairless home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=445136&forum_id=2#6108962)





Date: June 30th, 2006 2:11 AM
Author: hateful degenerate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=445136&forum_id=2#6108969)





Date: June 30th, 2006 2:13 AM
Author: soul-stirring ultramarine base boltzmann

Why did you wear a pink shirt to the interview?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=445136&forum_id=2#6108980)





Date: June 30th, 2006 2:14 AM
Author: clear gaming laptop national

he must not have seen that simpsons episode

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=445136&forum_id=2#6108985)





Date: June 30th, 2006 2:13 AM
Author: hot abode candlestick maker

I read the thread title as George Lucas email

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=445136&forum_id=2#6108981)





Date: June 30th, 2006 2:15 AM
Author: Duck-like chapel

pwn3d.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=445136&forum_id=2#6108991)





Date: June 30th, 2006 2:18 AM
Author: Out-of-control Slippery Theater Stage

99 Nw. U.L. Rev. 437 is his student note.

Author footnote:

* I wish to thank Professor Max Schanzenbach and Professor Anthony D'Amato for reading and commenting on an earlier draft of this Comment. I also wish to thank Professor D'Amato for teaching me to "think like a lawyer" - and Clinical Professor Susan Provenzano for teaching me to write like one. I thank the editors and staff members of the Northwestern Law Review for their judicious editorial work. I am especially grateful to Executive Editor Chiawen Kiew for graciously accommodating my last-minute revisions. Finally, I thank my family and friends who believed in me - especially my wife Josefina who patiently endured many nights as a "library widow" while I prepared this Comment.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=445136&forum_id=2#6109009)





Date: June 30th, 2006 2:20 AM
Author: clear gaming laptop national

lame. if I write a note I'm going to put either something funny or something about jews in the media in the author footnote

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=445136&forum_id=2#6109017)





Date: June 30th, 2006 2:23 AM
Author: Out-of-control Slippery Theater Stage

I can't believe his student note is 85 pages.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=445136&forum_id=2#6109043)





Date: June 30th, 2006 2:26 AM
Author: clear gaming laptop national

LOL and it's about age discrimination

SHOULDHAVESEENITCOMINGPWN3D

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=445136&forum_id=2#6109061)





Date: June 30th, 2006 2:26 AM
Author: Duck-like chapel

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=445136&forum_id=2#6109066)





Date: June 30th, 2006 2:30 AM
Author: soul-stirring ultramarine base boltzmann

180LOL180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=445136&forum_id=2#6109088)





Date: June 30th, 2006 10:17 AM
Author: Bronze Arousing Public Bath

175

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=445136&forum_id=2#6109809)





Date: June 30th, 2006 5:02 PM
Author: lilac ceo center

180!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=445136&forum_id=2#6113170)





Date: July 21st, 2006 7:46 PM
Author: Yapping erotic station

let me add my lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=445136&forum_id=2#6270140)





Date: July 26th, 2006 8:59 PM
Author: sable foreskin

this is one of the best "-PWN3D" combos I've seen.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=445136&forum_id=2#6308815)





Date: August 22nd, 2008 6:49 PM
Author: turquoise bateful university mediation

a milli

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=445136&forum_id=2#10087633)





Date: June 30th, 2006 2:29 AM
Author: soul-stirring ultramarine base boltzmann

HAHHAHAHA, that is awesome! Who would publish that?!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=445136&forum_id=2#6109079)





Date: June 30th, 2006 5:05 PM
Author: Avocado Son Of Senegal

After reading his email, I can.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=445136&forum_id=2#6113185)





Date: June 30th, 2006 2:20 AM
Author: soul-stirring ultramarine base boltzmann

x

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=445136&forum_id=2#6109018)





Date: June 30th, 2006 2:21 AM
Author: Galvanic Translucent Knife

It's like he won a fucking Oscar or something. Woohoo, I convinced a bunch of 25 year-old fags to print my slop!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=445136&forum_id=2#6109023)





Date: July 21st, 2006 7:54 PM
Author: zippy mind-boggling ladyboy

"I convinced a bunch of 25 year-old fags to print my slop!"

Possibly my favorite post of the year.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=445136&forum_id=2#6270190)





Date: June 30th, 2006 2:21 AM
Author: Out-of-control Slippery Theater Stage

But he has to thank his library widow and the prof who taught him to think like a lawyer!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=445136&forum_id=2#6109027)





Date: June 30th, 2006 2:31 AM
Author: soul-stirring ultramarine base boltzmann

If anyone ever told me to "think like a lawyer" I would kick them in the teeth.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=445136&forum_id=2#6109092)





Date: June 30th, 2006 5:03 PM
Author: lilac ceo center

credited.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=445136&forum_id=2#6113173)





Date: June 30th, 2006 5:15 PM
Author: charcoal heady state preventive strike

Fortunately, no one would ever expect you to.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=445136&forum_id=2#6113280)





Date: June 30th, 2006 2:22 AM
Author: Lascivious Yellow Stage

"think like a lawyer," the battle cry of TTT students

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=445136&forum_id=2#6109038)





Date: June 30th, 2006 2:26 AM
Author: hateful degenerate

The resourcefulness of this board never ceases to amaze me. Looking up his note on westlaw - on the one hand, so obvious; on the other, pure genius.

I love you people.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=445136&forum_id=2#6109063)





Date: March 13th, 2007 11:21 AM
Author: cracking bawdyhouse

BASH BASH

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=445136&forum_id=2#7747240)





Date: June 30th, 2006 2:23 AM
Author: Carnelian death wish

This can't be real, right? I mean, it can't be.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=445136&forum_id=2#6109041)





Date: June 30th, 2006 2:24 AM
Author: Out-of-control Slippery Theater Stage

I'd like to think people like this don't exist, but then after seeing that long-winded author footnote...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=445136&forum_id=2#6109049)





Date: June 30th, 2006 2:32 AM
Author: soul-stirring ultramarine base boltzmann

v

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=445136&forum_id=2#6109099)





Date: June 30th, 2006 12:03 PM
Author: smoky wonderful locale

if you knew the guy you would know that it is real

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=445136&forum_id=2#6110674)





Date: June 30th, 2006 2:25 AM
Author: Duck-like chapel

does anyone on xoxo know him IRL?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=445136&forum_id=2#6109055)





Date: June 30th, 2006 2:28 AM
Author: hateful degenerate

His grandkids might post here.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=445136&forum_id=2#6109072)





Date: August 22nd, 2008 6:26 PM
Author: Awkward racy factory reset button

lulz

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=445136&forum_id=2#10087575)





Date: June 30th, 2006 2:26 AM
Author: provocative trailer park

No wonder everyone assumes all us nontrads are gunner-douches. What an ass.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=445136&forum_id=2#6109064)





Date: June 30th, 2006 2:26 AM
Author: razzle deranged hissy fit

at least he understands that this isn't going to work. he might get a couple hints about being less of a douche in the future. all he wasted was time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=445136&forum_id=2#6109065)





Date: June 30th, 2006 2:28 AM
Author: Out-of-control Slippery Theater Stage

Well this email is starting to circulate widely (there were 50+ people it was forwarded to before it got to me). At this rate no one is going to want to hire him.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=445136&forum_id=2#6109073)





Date: June 30th, 2006 2:30 AM
Author: soul-stirring ultramarine base boltzmann

Especially when this thread starts showing up on Google.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=445136&forum_id=2#6109086)





Date: June 30th, 2006 2:32 AM
Author: Duck-like chapel

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=445136&forum_id=2#6109098)





Date: June 30th, 2006 2:33 AM
Author: soul-stirring ultramarine base boltzmann

Yep, that should do it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=445136&forum_id=2#6109103)





Date: June 30th, 2006 2:34 AM
Author: hateful degenerate

Not cool, man. You just really fucked some innocent dude name Goerge.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=445136&forum_id=2#6109116)





Date: June 30th, 2006 2:36 AM
Author: Duck-like chapel

who knows, they might misspell his name when they run the search.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=445136&forum_id=2#6109127)





Date: July 21st, 2006 10:17 PM
Author: Insane citrine business firm fanboi

LOL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=445136&forum_id=2#6270909)





Date: July 26th, 2006 9:34 PM
Author: puce community account striped hyena

You clearly have no idea how google works.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=445136&forum_id=2#6309093)





Date: June 30th, 2006 2:31 AM
Author: hateful degenerate

When I am a BIGLAW partner in 8 years, I am going to personally handwrite the address on the ding letter we send to a 47 year-old George Luce.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=445136&forum_id=2#6109090)





Date: June 30th, 2006 2:43 AM
Author: razzle deranged hissy fit

someone will hire him.

he's got a decent resume.

he's screwed for really prestigious places, but i'm sure some v100 will probably give him a shot.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=445136&forum_id=2#6109169)





Date: June 30th, 2006 2:45 AM
Author: hateful degenerate

George Luce has a son at Minnesota?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=445136&forum_id=2#6109179)





Date: June 30th, 2006 2:46 AM
Author: razzle deranged hissy fit

douches of a feather flock together.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=445136&forum_id=2#6109184)





Date: June 30th, 2006 2:45 AM
Author: razzle deranged hissy fit

also, this is like saying my letter to brooklyn was widely circulated and will have a bad effect on me.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=445136&forum_id=2#6109181)





Date: June 30th, 2006 2:32 AM
Author: Internet-worthy parlour

George Luce = nontrad douchebag at NU = Moonshine Hillbilly?

Probably not, but it would be funny.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=445136&forum_id=2#6109102)





Date: June 30th, 2006 2:33 AM
Author: Duck-like chapel

own3d.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=445136&forum_id=2#6109107)





Date: June 30th, 2006 2:34 AM
Author: Out-of-control Slippery Theater Stage

This guy is already one year out, so no.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=445136&forum_id=2#6109112)





Date: June 30th, 2006 3:58 AM
Author: Umber medicated milk property

you guys are funny

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=445136&forum_id=2#6109408)





Date: June 30th, 2006 4:00 AM
Author: Umber medicated milk property

here's "Carliss Chatman," the attorney who forwarded the email

http://wc.studentaffairs.duke.edu/wc/images/fof01_CarlissChatman_385px.jpg

WTF?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=445136&forum_id=2#6109410)





Date: June 30th, 2006 4:12 AM
Author: razzle deranged hissy fit

that is so not what i expected a Carliss Chatman to look like.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=445136&forum_id=2#6109430)





Date: June 30th, 2006 10:23 AM
Author: Bronze Arousing Public Bath

Her blog is entitled "It's Easy to Find Jesus When You've Run Out of Cocaine," which I assume is a dig at the president, which seems pretty ballsy when you work at V & E in Houston. Small wonder she's hidden/deleted it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=445136&forum_id=2#6109848)





Date: June 30th, 2006 5:18 PM
Author: charcoal heady state preventive strike

Fwiw, Bush could always afford cocaine.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=445136&forum_id=2#6113307)





Date: June 30th, 2006 10:26 AM
Author: Umber medicated milk property

i thought it'd be a prissy dude

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=445136&forum_id=2#6109869)





Date: June 30th, 2006 12:15 PM
Author: razzle deranged hissy fit

exactly. some WASPy fucker.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=445136&forum_id=2#6110782)





Date: June 30th, 2006 12:28 PM
Author: Brindle multi-billionaire

i imagine there's a lot of quickly concealed confusion at meetings when carliss chatman shows up for the first time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=445136&forum_id=2#6110865)





Date: June 30th, 2006 5:05 PM
Author: Sticky burgundy ticket booth fortuitous meteor

This is funny!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=445136&forum_id=2#6113189)





Date: July 21st, 2006 10:27 PM
Author: amethyst range nibblets

She needs a retro-active ding. What a beast.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=445136&forum_id=2#6270980)





Date: June 30th, 2006 4:38 AM
Author: swollen international law enforcement agency jewess

ty ty ty.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=445136&forum_id=2#6109462)





Date: June 30th, 2006 10:25 AM
Author: Bronze Arousing Public Bath

This thread = instant classic.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=445136&forum_id=2#6109864)





Date: June 30th, 2006 10:30 AM
Author: stirring tripping goyim

Unbelievable. Best of all, its poorly written.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=445136&forum_id=2#6109896)





Date: June 30th, 2006 10:42 AM
Author: insecure aromatic site

I love this guy!!! He really deserved to get the job!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=445136&forum_id=2#6110014)





Date: June 30th, 2006 10:54 AM
Author: gay spectacular pit

Beautiful

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=445136&forum_id=2#6110105)





Date: June 30th, 2006 10:42 AM
Author: Red Glittery Water Buffalo Jap

This could and should get him fired from his clerkship. You think the staff attorney -- or the judge who hired her -- appreciates a clerk talking about how inferior her lawyerly skillz are?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=445136&forum_id=2#6110018)





Date: June 30th, 2006 10:53 AM
Author: Umber medicated milk property

he also attacks the skills of the "oil and gas" associates - apparently thinking this would help land him the job?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=445136&forum_id=2#6110099)





Date: June 30th, 2006 12:12 PM
Author: plum frum hunting ground

LOL.... that part was the highlight of his arrogant gunner-douche missive for me.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=445136&forum_id=2#6110752)





Date: June 30th, 2006 5:20 PM
Author: charcoal heady state preventive strike

Yeah, I already copied that section for pasting:

"The career clerk in my judge's chambers has 20+ years of experience, so she knows a lot of things that I don't know. But she is not in my league as a legal analyst and writer."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=445136&forum_id=2#6113319)





Date: June 30th, 2006 10:46 AM
Author: Umber medicated milk property

the total lack of self-awareness is priceless. i keep reading and re-reading.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=445136&forum_id=2#6110050)





Date: June 30th, 2006 12:21 PM
Author: Cream trip coffee pot orchestra pit

I read it with Dwight Schrutte's voice in my head.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=445136&forum_id=2#6110819)





Date: June 30th, 2006 10:49 AM
Author: provocative trailer park

He'll get in everywhere he re-applies!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=445136&forum_id=2#6110074)





Date: June 30th, 2006 10:56 AM
Author: Umber medicated milk property

i'm gonna fuck the living shit out of josefina luce

sounds like a total venezuelan trophy wife/maid

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=445136&forum_id=2#6110114)





Date: June 30th, 2006 11:17 AM
Author: electric round eye

Who the fuck uses exclamation points in a business letter?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=445136&forum_id=2#6110283)





Date: August 22nd, 2008 6:58 PM
Author: mildly autistic underhanded office coldplay fan

George Luce, thats who

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=445136&forum_id=2#10087666)





Date: June 30th, 2006 11:55 AM
Author: abnormal white piazza

tragic.

this is almost as good as "bla bla bla"



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=445136&forum_id=2#6110613)





Date: June 30th, 2006 5:12 PM
Author: lilac ceo center

The pink shirt and the hair transplants might bring it about even.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=445136&forum_id=2#6113248)





Date: June 30th, 2006 12:01 PM
Author: Avocado Son Of Senegal

This is the best law review at NU will get you?

HAHA. Where's Joe_Vaj when we need him?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=445136&forum_id=2#6110661)





Date: June 30th, 2006 12:03 PM
Author: splenetic razzmatazz doctorate wagecucks

He might not have been on law review at Northwestern. In fact, he could have had bad grades. He just said that he got a paper published on the NU law review.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=445136&forum_id=2#6110676)





Date: June 30th, 2006 12:05 PM
Author: Avocado Son Of Senegal

True. I posted that mostly to bring Joe_Vaj out of the woodwork for some trolling fun.

You could be law review at Harvard, but if you're a giant douchebag like that dude no one will want to hire you. I think we all know someone like that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=445136&forum_id=2#6110691)





Date: June 30th, 2006 12:02 PM
Author: smoky wonderful locale

holy crap. I know that guy. I graduated in his class at NU. He was a 2005 grad so he has been out of work for awhile. He was weird, although not as weird as Zve Rosenberg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=445136&forum_id=2#6110668)





Date: June 30th, 2006 12:06 PM
Author: electric round eye

Fat? He sounds fat.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=445136&forum_id=2#6110703)





Date: June 30th, 2006 12:07 PM
Author: smoky wonderful locale

no. really skinny. The funny thing is that the two weirdest people in our class were George (the oldest) and Zve (the youngest)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=445136&forum_id=2#6110716)





Date: June 30th, 2006 12:08 PM
Author: electric round eye

Is his speech impediment really noticable?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=445136&forum_id=2#6110723)





Date: June 30th, 2006 12:12 PM
Author: smoky wonderful locale

George's? no, not particularly. I assumed he would get a job somewhere. He didn't even look that old.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=445136&forum_id=2#6110751)





Date: June 30th, 2006 12:09 PM
Author: Avocado Son Of Senegal

Zve Rosenberg sounds like a fundamentalist Jew of some sort. Was he? That would explain the weird.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=445136&forum_id=2#6110730)





Date: June 30th, 2006 12:11 PM
Author: smoky wonderful locale

no. he just had a really strong lisp and stutter and was amazingly hard to communicate with. very nice guy though, just was in a different world

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=445136&forum_id=2#6110744)





Date: August 13th, 2006 2:40 AM
Author: Slimy therapy
Subject: That's incorrect, ttboy

Close but wrong. In the 2005 class, Zvi was the third youngest. Hudson Hollister was younger than Zvi and Mike Lawyer was the youngest in the class.

Btw, from what I heard from another 1L in our section at the time, George Luce got a C+ in Civ Pro with Hoskins. I wonder if that's true. Anyways, he sure was a nice, friendly guy. I'm sorry to see him getting so publicly pwned.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=445136&forum_id=2#6429950)





Date: June 30th, 2006 4:47 PM
Author: hairless home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=445136&forum_id=2#6113086)





Date: June 30th, 2006 4:56 PM
Author: lilac ceo center

99th percentile LSAT --> NU?

Law review + clerkship --> Ding at Texas oil firm?

LIFEPWN3D

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=445136&forum_id=2#6113138)





Date: June 30th, 2006 5:08 PM
Author: Tantric Boiling Water Circlehead

I think upon reading closely, you'll see that those accomplishments you say he has were slightly inflated.

He wasn't necessarily ON LR, but had his note published. He didn't have a clerkship, but from what I read, it was an externship.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=445136&forum_id=2#6113220)





Date: June 30th, 2006 5:14 PM
Author: lilac ceo center

It reads as if he did an externship AND a clerkship.

And not even student editors would publish an 85 page note about nothing important for someone who wasn't on LR.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=445136&forum_id=2#6113268)





Date: June 30th, 2006 5:15 PM
Author: Tantric Boiling Water Circlehead

I didn't see anything about a clerkship, I'll have to read it again.

EDIT: Ok, saw that paragraph. RCPWNED. Damn, what a douche

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=445136&forum_id=2#6113279)





Date: June 30th, 2006 5:21 PM
Author: Avocado Son Of Senegal

His email is at Louisiana Middle District.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=445136&forum_id=2#6113331)





Date: June 30th, 2006 5:19 PM
Author: Avocado Son Of Senegal

It doesn't appear that he was on LR. At least, he was never an editor.

http://www.law.northwestern.edu/lawreview/editorialboard/editorialboard2004-2005.html

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=445136&forum_id=2#6113316)





Date: June 30th, 2006 5:27 PM
Author: lilac ceo center

Holyfuckingshit. The NU law review publishes 85 page crap on employment law from non-lr members?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=445136&forum_id=2#6113389)





Date: June 30th, 2006 5:49 PM
Author: Avocado Son Of Senegal

Unless all NU LR members don't become members, apparently yes.

With most journals, everyone becomes some sort of editor. Can any NU students confirm this is true on NULR?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=445136&forum_id=2#6113557)





Date: June 30th, 2006 6:23 PM
Author: high-end feces

i have never heard of a non lr student getting published in the lr. This is a first to my knowledge.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=445136&forum_id=2#6113842)





Date: June 30th, 2006 6:25 PM
Author: Avocado Son Of Senegal

But if he'd been on LR, his name would have been listed as some sort of editor for one of the years he was on it, correct?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=445136&forum_id=2#6113856)





Date: June 30th, 2006 6:27 PM
Author: high-end feces

he would either be listed as an editor during his 3L year or a staff member during his 2L year. sometimes though, people write on and their names don't make the first edition of the staff member section.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=445136&forum_id=2#6113871)





Date: June 30th, 2006 6:28 PM
Author: Avocado Son Of Senegal

OK, I didn't see staff members listed anywhere, but he was never listed as an editor. So does that mean he wasn't on LR? Or that he may have been on as a 2L but quit as a 3L or something?

ty

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=445136&forum_id=2#6113875)





Date: June 30th, 2006 5:44 PM
Author: appetizing topaz whorehouse tank

They were too dumb for me. My lack of "experience" in law reviews is more than compensated for by my general intelligence!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=445136&forum_id=2#6113521)





Date: June 30th, 2006 5:01 PM
Author: sick hell

Fish?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=445136&forum_id=2#6113159)





Date: June 30th, 2006 5:01 PM
Author: irradiated mad cow disease

Fish is one or two years behind this guy (I think). He's working in NYC as a summer associate.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=445136&forum_id=2#6113163)





Date: June 30th, 2006 5:05 PM
Author: Tantric Boiling Water Circlehead

I live for threads like this.

Does "library widow" even make sense?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=445136&forum_id=2#6113182)





Date: June 30th, 2006 5:15 PM
Author: Brindle multi-billionaire

perhaps the 161 is accurate after all.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=445136&forum_id=2#6113275)





Date: June 30th, 2006 5:19 PM
Author: Tantric Boiling Water Circlehead

I'm glad this joke will never get old. ty

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=445136&forum_id=2#6113313)





Date: June 30th, 2006 5:08 PM
Author: Sticky burgundy ticket booth fortuitous meteor

I commend GTO as the OP, and every single comment contained herein. This is why I love xoxo more than irl.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=445136&forum_id=2#6113216)





Date: June 30th, 2006 5:08 PM
Author: Charismatic pungent scourge upon the earth

WOW! This is Big Tex quality douchebaggery.

I can't believe he put his LSAT % in the letter. Is he fucking insane? And what was with all his IT bullshit?

Offering to get a hair transplant though is what pushes him over the cliff for me.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=445136&forum_id=2#6113217)





Date: June 30th, 2006 5:14 PM
Author: Tantric Boiling Water Circlehead

I like the pink shirt line, with the (very important) caveat that his wife picked it out.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=445136&forum_id=2#6113264)





Date: June 30th, 2006 5:16 PM
Author: Charismatic pungent scourge upon the earth

Which basically says he can't pick his own clothes out, but was concerned enough about it to seek to distance himself from the decision by throwing her under the bus.

Classy guy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=445136&forum_id=2#6113284)





Date: June 30th, 2006 5:18 PM
Author: Tantric Boiling Water Circlehead

ti,oc,tcr.

The continued and unnecessary use of parentheses also made this very difficult to read

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=445136&forum_id=2#6113308)





Date: July 1st, 2006 12:46 PM
Author: Out-of-control Slippery Theater Stage

LOL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=445136&forum_id=2#6117623)





Date: June 30th, 2006 5:22 PM
Author: charcoal heady state preventive strike

"The career clerk in my judge's chambers has 20+ years of experience, so she knows a lot of things that I don't know. But she is not in my league as a legal analyst and writer."

Better hope the clerk's office doesn't get wind of this statement before the firm calls to re-check his credentials.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=445136&forum_id=2#6113345)





Date: June 30th, 2006 5:27 PM
Author: Charismatic pungent scourge upon the earth

After rereading the email, I now think this has to be flame. How about when he says Lawyers are risk averse. Why say something so stoopid? I mean that is like right off XO.

And he says, "At risk of sounding arrogant ..." Who would say something so stoopid.

If not flame, something like this should really ruin his career if their was any justice in the world.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=445136&forum_id=2#6113386)





Date: June 30th, 2006 5:28 PM
Author: Avocado Son Of Senegal

>>Who would say something so stoopid.

Have you ever talked to a nontrad?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=445136&forum_id=2#6113400)





Date: June 30th, 2006 5:30 PM
Author: Charismatic pungent scourge upon the earth

Sure. Some dood in my section is 30-35 and he is one of the nicest, coolest, most laid back doods in school.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=445136&forum_id=2#6113412)





Date: June 30th, 2006 5:31 PM
Author: Avocado Son Of Senegal

Where do you go to school? I'm going to send a team of anthropologists to observe him.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=445136&forum_id=2#6113421)





Date: June 30th, 2006 5:32 PM
Author: Charismatic pungent scourge upon the earth

I really don't think this dood is indoicative of any class of people, other than the douchebag class.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=445136&forum_id=2#6113430)





Date: June 30th, 2006 5:51 PM
Author: Avocado Son Of Senegal

No, I definitely can think of at least four nontrads I graduated with who would do something like this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=445136&forum_id=2#6113576)





Date: June 30th, 2006 5:31 PM
Author: lilac ceo center

Obiously worse even than LLMs.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=445136&forum_id=2#6113423)





Date: June 30th, 2006 5:33 PM
Author: Tantric Boiling Water Circlehead

The best part about this thread is that someone reading this thread is going to, at some point, run into "George Luce" during the course of his/her career. And promptly burst out laughing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=445136&forum_id=2#6113438)





Date: June 30th, 2006 5:47 PM
Author: appetizing topaz whorehouse tank

bla bla bla

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=445136&forum_id=2#6113539)





Date: June 30th, 2006 5:57 PM
Author: titillating twinkling uncleanness

I can't believe it's real; it's just too perfect for xoxo...but if it's fake, it was incredibly elaborate to research the names of 4 V&E junior associates who were the original forwarders, etc...



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=445136&forum_id=2#6113622)





Date: June 30th, 2006 6:24 PM
Author: high-end feces

wow are people at my law school such douchetards?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=445136&forum_id=2#6113851)





Date: June 30th, 2006 6:27 PM
Author: Tantric Boiling Water Circlehead

See, for example, Reade_Seligmann

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=445136&forum_id=2#6113869)





Date: June 30th, 2006 6:28 PM
Author: high-end feces

getting into b-school wipes away all my sins

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=445136&forum_id=2#6113876)





Date: June 30th, 2006 6:29 PM
Author: Tantric Boiling Water Circlehead

You may be right about that

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=445136&forum_id=2#6113881)





Date: July 21st, 2006 5:56 PM
Author: Bat-shit-crazy black woman church
Subject: Confidentiality

You know, Someone should tell Ms. Chatman it is not a good idea to blast stuff like this in e-mail to people you can't trust (or period for that matter) without deleting some names or something. It would be funny if someone let some partners of this firm know about what was going on. I don't think I'd want Ms. Chatman working for me knowing that she can't keep her mouth shut or take measures to insure confidentiality.

Here are the e-mails (all at velaw.com):

rschick, sdavis (PARTNER), jdavidow, dharvin (PARTNER), epipkin, nkornegay, pmehta, grmurphy (PARTNER), jhodge, jreeder (PARTNER), cchatman (the e-mailer herself), kheld (PARTNER), clawson, jpowers, aomar. Then there are the folks that Ms. Chatman sent the e-mail to that most likely leaked it: hrumbaugh, pdennis, tlankau.

Ms. Chatman, If you are reading this... You chose the wrong people to trust. Next time take out names and such before you forward this around.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=445136&forum_id=2#6269249)





Date: July 21st, 2006 5:58 PM
Author: irradiated mad cow disease

Go right ahead, jackass.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=445136&forum_id=2#6269279)





Date: July 21st, 2006 6:08 PM
Author: ocher toilet seat

Hi George.

P.S.: What the hell were you thinking?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=445136&forum_id=2#6269361)





Date: July 21st, 2006 6:15 PM
Author: Bat-shit-crazy black woman church

I just didn't understand why they didn't hire me and wanted them to reconsider. I was perfect for that job. I just thought that showing them how much I wanted the job they would maybe reconsider. I'm sure I'm smarter than you... You obviously have nothing better to do than sit on a computer and put down other people all day. Get a fucking life.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=445136&forum_id=2#6269417)





Date: July 21st, 2006 6:17 PM
Author: Galvanic Translucent Knife

I suggest dropping this whole thing now before you make it any worse.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=445136&forum_id=2#6269427)





Date: July 21st, 2006 6:18 PM
Author: ocher toilet seat

It actually wasn't a bad letter until you got to the paragraph asking why they didn't hire you and listing all of your insecurities. If you had left that paragraph out (and the line about being smarter than your co-clerk), you wouldn't be the laughing stock of the legal world - there's no way they would have reconsidered and given you the job, but at least you wouldn't have made a fool of yourself.

Also, FYI, telling everybody how smart you are is not the way to get a job, make friends, or accomplish anything else in life.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=445136&forum_id=2#6269447)





Date: July 21st, 2006 6:19 PM
Author: Vivacious cheese-eating stage hominid

You are either wonderful flame or the best new poster in ages. Welcome!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=445136&forum_id=2#6269454)





Date: July 21st, 2006 6:19 PM
Author: marvelous primrose liquid oxygen

Welcome, George!!!

Oh my God...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=445136&forum_id=2#6269452)





Date: July 21st, 2006 6:50 PM
Author: Idiotic wrinkle institution

i think it's jess_w3@hotmail.com

see the last comment

http://prdifferently.typepad.com/my_weblog/2006/07/what_not_to_do_.html

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=445136&forum_id=2#6269720)





Date: July 21st, 2006 7:23 PM
Author: marvelous primrose liquid oxygen

He seems to have admitted that he's George, or at least flaming as George.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=445136&forum_id=2#6269990)





Date: July 21st, 2006 7:59 PM
Author: Idiotic wrinkle institution

email the addy above

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=445136&forum_id=2#6270212)





Date: July 21st, 2006 6:22 PM
Author: Vivacious cheese-eating stage hominid

Um, what was the confidential information that she disclosed here? And how would your judge feel about your insulting his career clerk in an email to a bunch of "the wrong people to trust"?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=445136&forum_id=2#6269480)





Date: July 21st, 2006 6:29 PM
Author: irradiated mad cow disease

Good catch. I was wondering about that.

As for the "career clerk" slight, that's just BS. I wish there was some way of that getting into the hands of the judge (not the career clerk).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=445136&forum_id=2#6269525)





Date: July 21st, 2006 6:31 PM
Author: Vivacious cheese-eating stage hominid

I don't think there's much to be gained by getting this email in the hands of the guy's judge. He's a douchebag, but he's doing a good enough job of self-pwning that there's really no reason to add fuel to the fire.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=445136&forum_id=2#6269539)





Date: July 21st, 2006 6:33 PM
Author: irradiated mad cow disease

I was leaning toward that conclusion. You are a calm voice in these troubled times.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=445136&forum_id=2#6269559)





Date: July 21st, 2006 6:15 PM
Author: irradiated mad cow disease

Google is now aware of this thread: http://www.google.com/search?q=george%20luce

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=445136&forum_id=2#6269414)





Date: July 21st, 2006 6:20 PM
Author: Vivacious cheese-eating stage hominid

Beautiful.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=445136&forum_id=2#6269462)





Date: July 21st, 2006 10:22 PM
Author: Insane citrine business firm fanboi

It's number 4 on google. Let's try to make it #1 by tonight.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=445136&forum_id=2#6270949)





Date: July 21st, 2006 10:28 PM
Author: Lavender disturbing point mood

a good way to do that is to click on the link after searching george luce. also links to this thread on other websites help.

remember when searching miserable failure pointed you at the white house site? thats how they did it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=445136&forum_id=2#6270983)





Date: July 21st, 2006 6:46 PM
Author: mauve dysfunction



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=445136&forum_id=2#6269689)





Date: July 22nd, 2006 12:33 AM
Author: Lavender disturbing point mood

How long till this email shows up in law blogs like the hudson river girl/other email blunders.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=445136&forum_id=2#6271742)





Date: July 22nd, 2006 12:39 AM
Author: ocher toilet seat

http://www.legalreader.com/archives/003352.html

http://drunklaw.blogspot.com/2006/07/schadenfreude.html

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=445136&forum_id=2#6271786)





Date: July 22nd, 2006 12:45 AM
Author: Lavender disturbing point mood

nice. hopefully it will make its way into the higher traffic blogs and eventually a newspaper.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=445136&forum_id=2#6271814)





Date: July 22nd, 2006 12:44 AM
Author: Contagious Blood Rage

It's already been forwarded around by my school's career services.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=445136&forum_id=2#6271810)





Date: July 22nd, 2006 12:45 AM
Author: Lavender disturbing point mood

thats awesome. what kind of introduction did it come with?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=445136&forum_id=2#6271818)





Date: July 26th, 2006 7:33 PM
Author: Out-of-control Slippery Theater Stage

It seems to be picking up some momentum.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=445136&forum_id=2#6308350)





Date: July 22nd, 2006 1:09 AM
Author: Sienna Impressive Lodge Gaping

he was a computer programmer in his past life? well, it certainly shows in his douchey letter.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=445136&forum_id=2#6271938)





Date: July 26th, 2006 7:47 PM
Author: supple magical ratface

SOMEONE PWN GEORGE LUCAS WITH A WIKIPEDIA ARTICLE COMPLETE WITH PICTURES!!!!!!!!!!1

pwn3d!!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=445136&forum_id=2#6308432)





Date: July 26th, 2006 7:49 PM
Author: supple magical ratface

THIS THREAD IS NOW #1 ON GOOGLE FOR GEORGE LUCE!!!! SOMEONE SEND A LINK TO DRUGEREPORT LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOOLOLOLOLOL worldwide pwn georgie-boy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=445136&forum_id=2#6308441)





Date: July 26th, 2006 7:50 PM
Author: supple magical ratface

how did google get wind of this so fast?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=445136&forum_id=2#6308449)





Date: July 26th, 2006 8:34 PM
Author: crusty karate windowlicker

Does anyone know which judge he clerked for? I have a feeling it's the same judge I interned for.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=445136&forum_id=2#6308696)





Date: July 26th, 2006 9:11 PM
Author: dead poppy idea he suggested gunner

You know, except for the paragraph about his experience as an extern, most of this isn't THAT bad. The last paragraph is probably a bit embarassing, but sometimes people make rash decisions.

You don't trash / insult the abilities of others though. That's classless.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=445136&forum_id=2#6308883)





Date: July 28th, 2006 12:33 PM
Author: 180 sneaky criminal
Subject: *bump*



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=445136&forum_id=2#6321966)





Date: July 31st, 2006 11:06 AM
Author: Adulterous shitlib

I missed this thread when it first came out. I am very grateful to have seen it now. Thank you, xoxo.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=445136&forum_id=2#6343265)





Date: August 13th, 2006 5:25 PM
Author: cobalt indian lodge

Did he go to a TTT undergrad?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=445136&forum_id=2#6431428)





Date: March 13th, 2007 11:20 AM
Author: cracking bawdyhouse

BASH, BASH

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=445136&forum_id=2#7747238)





Date: March 13th, 2007 11:22 AM
Author: cracking bawdyhouse

GTO google-bombed George Luce: http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&q=%22george+luce%22

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=445136&forum_id=2#7747245)





Date: March 13th, 2007 11:30 AM
Author: Navy ape

Just read a post from a year ago but ill comment anyway...

This guy wasnt hired because he wasnt qualified or because of his age. He wasnt hired becuase hes a COMPLETE DOUCHEBAG. God who wants people like him as co-workers. He'd be a total cancer to the firm and bring down everyones morale and work product.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=445136&forum_id=2#7747273)





Date: March 13th, 2007 12:51 PM
Author: Brilliant Frisky Heaven

He didn't show up on Martindale, think he is employed anywhere?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=445136&forum_id=2#7747610)





Date: June 9th, 2007 2:41 PM
Author: Peach Aphrodisiac Boistinker Forum

looks like he may still be clerking... ?

http://www.lsba.org/membership/LSBA_Membership.asp?ID=2006569



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=445136&forum_id=2#8234751)





Date: May 3rd, 2007 5:44 PM
Author: cracking bawdyhouse

Sucks to not get a job, huh GTO?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=445136&forum_id=2#8055602)





Date: June 8th, 2007 7:09 PM
Author: Crystalline place of business step-uncle's house

thing is, *he* probably got a firm job eventually.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=445136&forum_id=2#8232177)





Date: May 3rd, 2007 6:01 PM
Author: green prole cruise ship



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=445136&forum_id=2#8055691)





Date: June 9th, 2007 12:41 PM
Author: bossy floppy box office really tough guy

Wow... just came across this thread...

I was in George's section in my first year law class. George is a terrific guy and I hate to see this happening to such a genuinely good person (No, I am not George).

George may have made an error in judgment. If we were all judged solely by the worst decisions we made, none of us would look good in a thread such as this one.

In the event that prospective employers may read this in the future, take it from someone who attended law school with him: George is an industrious, bright guy. He made a mistake and I'm sure he has learned from it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=445136&forum_id=2#8234342)





Date: June 9th, 2007 1:16 PM
Author: alcoholic adventurous principal's office

"(No, I am not George)" - hi george

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=445136&forum_id=2#8234446)





Date: June 9th, 2007 1:21 PM
Author: vibrant travel guidebook stag film

titcr.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=445136&forum_id=2#8234467)





Date: June 9th, 2007 2:07 PM
Author: lake well-lubricated address tattoo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=445136&forum_id=2#8234604)





Date: August 22nd, 2008 7:01 PM
Author: violet rambunctious bbw

The real villian in this whole affair was that mean bitch Carliss Chatman that forwarded the email with snarky comments. Yeah, the guy Luce is nuts but Chatman showed TERRIBLE judgment in the way she handled it. Luckily V&E got rid of that bitch but now she is at Morgan Lewis, even a bigger TTT.

Carliss Chatman, I wouldn't hire you to fight a $20 traffic ticket. You suck.

http://www.morganlewis.com/index.cfm/personID/757ea85c-989f-45a3-ad0f-f616844b73fa/fromSearch/1/fuseaction/people.viewBio

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=445136&forum_id=2#10087685)





Date: August 22nd, 2008 7:27 PM
Author: Dun Masturbator

i was gonna jump on board until i noticed she was black. pretty atypical for a black person to be a snarky passive-aggressive bitch. she must have some white blood as a creole.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=445136&forum_id=2#10087787)





Date: August 22nd, 2008 7:36 PM
Author: Talented Rigpig

I would hope you wouldn't hire anyone to fight a $20 traffic ticket.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=445136&forum_id=2#10087807)





Date: August 22nd, 2008 11:47 PM
Author: anal hyperactive antidepressant drug

Seems like guy ended up finding a job in his home state and actually was on LR - good for him (sort of).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=445136&forum_id=2#10088679)