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support the troops bumper stickers cell phone belt clips i...
snowy know-it-all university
  07/05/06
stfu n00b!
hot violent state kitty
  07/05/06
Friends IRL
Vigorous keepsake machete
  07/05/06
Secondhand Carhartt clothing. Trashbag over the missing win...
geriatric deep nibblets step-uncle's house
  07/05/06
Spiderweb tats on the elbow
fragrant twisted jew
  07/05/06
Good call.
geriatric deep nibblets step-uncle's house
  07/05/06
The barbed-wire tats 'round the upper arm have become too po...
fragrant twisted jew
  07/05/06
180 for the no fear t-shirts. great reference.
odious drab principal's office patrolman
  07/05/06
In high school we would head to pizza hut for lunch and they...
Sepia police squad
  08/01/06
"Big Johnson" t-shirts HAHAHA. 180 for the referen...
startled racy national gaping
  01/30/07
Confederate flag Jesus fish Fox News coffee mug Rus...
Slate Bearded Church Masturbator
  07/05/06
You confuse rednecks for poors. A lot of those NASCAR fan...
Exhilarant walnut shrine goal in life
  07/05/06
Yes, but then they have to live in Boone, NC.
exciting insanely creepy meetinghouse factory reset button
  07/07/06
No. Southern states have some of the lowest per capita inco...
harsh swollen wagecucks senate
  07/14/06
WEAR JC PENNY SUITS PER LAW IS 4 LOSERS
Appetizing flesh milk range
  04/06/07
The vast majority of you are poors
Topaz disturbing boltzmann
  04/21/07
...
Twinkling pontificating laser beams kitchen
  12/09/07
diskmen instead of ipods
snowy know-it-all university
  07/05/06
IPods are disgusting, ugly, poorish, and associated with pre...
Saffron Supple Candlestick Maker Public Bath
  07/05/06
i'd rather be pretentious than a poor
snowy know-it-all university
  07/05/06
kinda ironic since most of them will spend their meager payc...
Razzmatazz narrow-minded point
  07/07/06
Gallon jugs of off-brand pink "juice."
fragrant twisted jew
  07/05/06
it's called "drink". clearly you have never been ...
Vigorous keepsake machete
  07/05/06
I used to drink plastic gas station soda cups full of it wit...
fragrant twisted jew
  07/05/06
awesome. outstanding feature of teh poors.
Laughsome business firm
  07/06/06
165. solid xoxo post. keep it up
bateful vermilion garrison weed whacker
  01/30/07
LOL I adore the Dave Chappelle bit on this...
Thriller Irate School
  07/06/06
juice? Fuck that, gimme some purple drink.
geriatric deep nibblets step-uncle's house
  07/05/06
TITMFCR
Vigorous keepsake machete
  07/05/06
YASMFRATS
geriatric deep nibblets step-uncle's house
  07/05/06
Obviously, your experience is limited to chapelle. In rea...
Mind-boggling boiling water
  07/05/06
My experience centers mostly around poor white people, which...
geriatric deep nibblets step-uncle's house
  07/05/06
Relax man...i'm just messing around. Maybe you're right..im ...
Mind-boggling boiling water
  07/05/06
drink grape soda salt their watermelons say "bling bl...
slap-happy multi-colored chapel windowlicker
  07/05/06
More expensive sneakers than you.
Vigorous keepsake machete
  07/05/06
This is amazingly accurate
gay lodge
  07/05/06
A+
Chrome Internet-worthy Locale
  07/07/06
http://www.theonion.com/content/node/33490
Vigorous keepsake machete
  08/14/06
be black have southern accent eat oppossum
slap-happy multi-colored chapel windowlicker
  07/05/06
a fucking possum.
geriatric deep nibblets step-uncle's house
  07/05/06
southern accent is not by any means something that only poor...
Rebellious reading party
  08/27/06
shirts w/ dragons on them baggy jean shorts penchant for s...
snowy know-it-all university
  07/05/06
Not only "I seen," but also "I says" (in...
Slate Bearded Church Masturbator
  07/05/06
"We was."
ocher heady tanning salon
  07/06/06
you is.
Razzmatazz narrow-minded point
  07/07/06
jnco jeans - LOLOLOL
Razzle-dazzle infuriating pozpig orchestra pit
  07/09/06
"Terrorist Hunting License" sticker on the back of...
geriatric deep nibblets step-uncle's house
  07/05/06
Miracle Whip is teh good
Rambunctious Stag Film
  07/06/06
I seen 'em eat that shit with a spoon!
Maroon Brunch
  07/08/06
Buy lottery tickets
crystalline zippy liquid oxygen plaza
  07/05/06
Bald head with copious facial hair. Wearing a John Deere ...
geriatric deep nibblets step-uncle's house
  07/05/06
first statement, on-point; second, not so much.
Stimulating codepig
  07/05/06
Chew tobacco Eat pork rinds Go without health insuranc...
crystalline zippy liquid oxygen plaza
  07/05/06
beef jerky hair scrunchies
snowy know-it-all university
  07/05/06
beef jerky is prestigious, you dolt.
talented claret sanctuary affirmative action
  08/27/06
Discredited.
orange legal warrant property
  04/06/07
long short-sleeve T-shirts with wolves on them.
180 lilac whorehouse
  07/05/06
Also shirts with maudlin patriotic regalia, like eagles and ...
fragrant twisted jew
  07/05/06
good call. old navy flag t-shirt.
180 lilac whorehouse
  07/05/06
Shirts with Disney characters
low-t dragon rigpig
  01/30/07
SPINNING RIMS.
Wild ultramarine piazza background story
  07/05/06
They drive cars with broken trunks, and the trunks are kept ...
fragrant twisted jew
  07/05/06
Post on XO pretending to be rich and "prestigious"...
Saffron Supple Candlestick Maker Public Bath
  07/05/06
Own a car that costs more than the house.
Glittery Set
  07/05/06
only the rims cost more
Fear-inspiring carmine stead bbw
  07/05/06
Conduct yard sale or gargage sale
crystalline zippy liquid oxygen plaza
  07/05/06
In which they sell shit like broken refrigerators and tatter...
fragrant twisted jew
  07/05/06
and used tampons
Glittery Set
  07/05/06
Some of the shit they put on display is shameful, broken toa...
crystalline zippy liquid oxygen plaza
  07/05/06
I've seen dog-eared romance novels from the early 70's.
fragrant twisted jew
  07/05/06
old navy talks about her "personal trainer" from ...
snowy know-it-all university
  07/05/06
your posts in this thread have been spot-on.
green lascivious gas station
  07/05/06
I agree with this.
embarrassed to the bone bright location mediation
  07/05/06
because he is poor
Razzmatazz narrow-minded point
  07/07/06
i live in indiana
snowy know-it-all university
  07/09/06
Not just tweety bird shirts--> XXXL tweety bird shirts wi...
Henna hunting ground
  01/30/07
...
Purple Aphrodisiac Ladyboy
  07/05/06
Definitely
Slate Bearded Church Masturbator
  07/05/06
I fucking hate those stickers
Glittery Set
  07/05/06
She looks washed out
Glittery Set
  07/05/06
This is not a very nice way to speak about those less fortun...
cobalt cerebral water buffalo
  07/05/06
it's not because they're less fortunate. it's they way they...
snowy know-it-all university
  07/09/06
Have student loans Think BIGLAW is a great salary Have...
Vigorous keepsake machete
  07/05/06
i'm a total poor in this case.
Razzle corner
  04/06/07
named wayde icp apparel prepaid cell phones
snowy know-it-all university
  07/05/06
lol, do they still have prepaid cellphones? what a rip off
Glittery Set
  07/05/06
Some prepaid cell phones are a good deal if you rarely use y...
crystalline zippy liquid oxygen plaza
  07/05/06
I agree. I rarely use mine, and many poors have far more ex...
ruby misanthropic center
  07/11/06
"Buy American" stickers Foil on TV antenna D...
Slate Bearded Church Masturbator
  07/05/06
Uh, Waffle House is supremely awesome. HTH
Diverse magenta crackhouse
  08/27/06
titcream
nofapping sapphire roast beef internal respiration
  01/27/08
Patches of tarpaper or black plastic on top of the leaks in ...
fragrant twisted jew
  07/05/06
watch cmt, fox, and spike (if they even have cable) window ...
snowy know-it-all university
  07/05/06
They can't locate NY state on a map and definitely can't ide...
Glittery Set
  07/05/06
shop at jc penny and sears go to olive garden for special o...
snowy know-it-all university
  07/05/06
I border on a stunningly hickish/poor area of NY. Those kid...
geriatric deep nibblets step-uncle's house
  07/05/06
Where in NY?
White contagious menage fat ankles
  07/10/06
western NY has some filthy human garbage.
Rebellious reading party
  08/27/06
Be fat. Women: wear sweatshirts with Winnie the Pooh appl...
Wine Hell Brethren
  07/05/06
It's true that the disgusting obese people tend to be low in...
Glittery Set
  07/05/06
Obese poors are often too poor to wear anything other than s...
fragrant twisted jew
  07/05/06
Correct.
geriatric deep nibblets step-uncle's house
  07/05/06
...
Wine Hell Brethren
  07/05/06
Keep large stack of reading material next to toilet
crystalline zippy liquid oxygen plaza
  07/05/06
I shamelessly read the Farmer's Almanac on the shitter.
fragrant twisted jew
  07/05/06
I've always found reading on the toilet to be profoundly off...
crystalline zippy liquid oxygen plaza
  07/05/06
WHHHHHHHHAT?
geriatric deep nibblets step-uncle's house
  07/05/06
Mark of a prole
crystalline zippy liquid oxygen plaza
  07/05/06
It's because they have a very unhealthy diet and are obese, ...
Glittery Set
  07/05/06
Put BYOB on wedding invitation
crystalline zippy liquid oxygen plaza
  07/05/06
and below that, "No shirt, no cake"
Glittery Set
  07/05/06
On that note: Put a gift registry card in a wedding invitati...
Wine Hell Brethren
  07/05/06
The gift registry is wal-mart and target (for splurges)
Glittery Set
  07/05/06
walk around without a shirt, a la cops guys are either obes...
snowy know-it-all university
  07/05/06
i drive without a shirt sometimes, but at least i realize it...
Rebellious reading party
  08/27/06
At least one or two "vintage" cars from the 70's o...
fragrant twisted jew
  07/05/06
LMAO, I've always wondered what junker cars just sitting the...
insecure stirring personal credit line
  07/05/06
If you actually go up to a poor and ask him why the fuck he ...
fragrant twisted jew
  07/05/06
a number of these apply to me :(
Trip brilliant parlor
  07/05/06
I still pluck crawdads out of the river and throw them in a ...
fragrant twisted jew
  07/05/06
What's the temperature of that water?
insecure stirring personal credit line
  07/05/06
Usually cool or lukewarm. Depends on the season. But crawd...
fragrant twisted jew
  07/05/06
Sounds like you got quite the prime real estate.
insecure stirring personal credit line
  07/05/06
I sure did. I purchased the plot from a dying old man who w...
fragrant twisted jew
  07/05/06
Recommend the perfect dipping sauce. Butter gets kind of old...
Titillating flirting prole
  07/05/06
Just add hot sauce and light creme to the melted butter.
fragrant twisted jew
  07/05/06
see, you're a little more country than me, petro. i'm a l...
Trip brilliant parlor
  07/05/06
Crawdads are fish bait, although they are fun to catch.
crystalline zippy liquid oxygen plaza
  07/05/06
Crawdads rightly have a special place in French cooking. Th...
fragrant twisted jew
  07/05/06
Bibles. So they can claim their poverty/ignorance is "...
Wine Hell Brethren
  07/05/06
this didn't work
Salmon hideous space pervert
  04/07/07
he's right about the bibles though
filthy pistol partner
  04/21/07
Bath towels with hotel/motel logos on them
crystalline zippy liquid oxygen plaza
  07/05/06
Don't forget the music. White poors will have an old worn-o...
fragrant twisted jew
  07/05/06
kids
Titillating flirting prole
  07/05/06
umm, that would be a negative ghostrider.
Razzle corner
  04/06/07
Pet dog has never been to the vet or eaten store bought dog ...
crystalline zippy liquid oxygen plaza
  07/05/06
pet dog period
insecure stirring personal credit line
  07/05/06
or been neutered or spayed. And male poors say "I ca...
Wine Hell Brethren
  07/05/06
So that's why you always see free puppy signs in bad parts o...
Glittery Set
  07/05/06
Exactly.
Wine Hell Brethren
  07/05/06
"let it be" beetles t-shirts
snowy know-it-all university
  07/05/06
...
Purple Aphrodisiac Ladyboy
  07/05/06
Or a class ring from James Madison University
Glittery Set
  07/05/06
...
Purple Aphrodisiac Ladyboy
  07/05/06
see below
Glittery Set
  07/05/06
It's pathetic how sheltered I am. I don't even get most of t...
insecure stirring personal credit line
  07/05/06
I should take you on a narrated white trash trailer tour.
fragrant twisted jew
  07/05/06
If it's anything like that Iraq and sub sahara africa tour, ...
insecure stirring personal credit line
  07/05/06
that would be so awesome... a really obvious open-air safari...
filthy pistol partner
  04/21/07
"...and on your left, you will see the reticulated hill...
aquamarine people who are hurt trailer park
  04/21/07
This might be the funniest thing I've seen on this board yet...
Blue electric french chef home
  04/21/07
shut the fuck up, you live in texas you fucking trailer park...
Concupiscible theater
  07/06/06
thank you.
turquoise idea he suggested
  07/06/06
although you raise a good point, i still must agree that it ...
provocative impressive school cafeteria circlehead
  07/07/06
That took you a minute to realize.
Razzle-dazzle infuriating pozpig orchestra pit
  07/09/06
Inability to tie a necktie
crystalline zippy liquid oxygen plaza
  07/05/06
Wears a polyester clip on instead.
Wine Hell Brethren
  07/05/06
most college kids can't tie a necktie
Razzmatazz narrow-minded point
  07/07/06
doubt it
snowy know-it-all university
  07/07/06
WTF? My Dad taught me how to do that when I was like 10. Did...
curious fishy house
  07/07/06
That's because of travesties such as student loans, state un...
ruby misanthropic center
  07/11/06
i cant tie a necktie and def not teh poor. i get my woman to...
violent striped hyena
  07/07/06
Old tattered couch is considered "lawn furniture"
crystalline zippy liquid oxygen plaza
  07/05/06
The trampoline is a busted old mattress out front that the k...
fragrant twisted jew
  07/05/06
home equity loans (lack of) flood insurance
insecure stirring personal credit line
  07/05/06
Attend a state school
Glittery Set
  07/05/06
Burn your own garbage
crystalline zippy liquid oxygen plaza
  07/05/06
Awesome. We used to do this.
embarrassed to the bone bright location mediation
  07/05/06
League bowling
crystalline zippy liquid oxygen plaza
  07/05/06
bowling
snowy know-it-all university
  07/05/06
Name their kids after a major deity
Glittery Set
  07/05/06
have kids at 17 years old due to the magic of Jesus think...
Alcoholic Dog Poop
  07/05/06
*think living in Florida is "making it"* I'm a ...
Razzle corner
  04/06/07
Eat government cheese
crystalline zippy liquid oxygen plaza
  07/05/06
Government cheese!
Exhilarant walnut shrine goal in life
  07/05/06
Empty, cracked old cases of Skoal scattered around the dirt.
fragrant twisted jew
  07/05/06
I saw that at TAMU.
insecure stirring personal credit line
  07/05/06
net zero and similar isp's
snowy know-it-all university
  07/05/06
Think we are at war with France
Glittery Set
  07/05/06
titcr
Vibrant mental disorder temple
  07/07/06
Inexplicably have a southern accent, even when they have liv...
wonderful den alpha
  07/05/06
omg yes
snowy know-it-all university
  07/05/06
nice. Reminds me of ppl I've met from Ohio.
startled racy national gaping
  04/21/07
I know people from Syracuse, New York who do this.
aquamarine people who are hurt trailer park
  04/21/07
tend to be angered easily wic paid disability formula fe...
snowy know-it-all university
  07/05/06
Wait'll your wife's saggy tits drag the floor. You might wis...
Wine Hell Brethren
  07/05/06
formula feeding your kids is fucking bad for them and anyone...
beady-eyed sadistic deer antler spot
  07/06/06
i saw white trash on the subway giving her child what appear...
green lascivious gas station
  07/05/06
Kool aid in a bottle? WTF?
Wine Hell Brethren
  07/05/06
it was bright red. it damn sure wasn't juice.
green lascivious gas station
  07/05/06
Pedialyte. Buy some for your sickly bastard spawn.
crystalline zippy liquid oxygen plaza
  07/05/06
a) poor white trash don't know what pedialyte is. b) ...
green lascivious gas station
  07/07/06
Pedialyte is a rip off. Get Gatorade. http://www.endonur...
ocher heady tanning salon
  07/08/06
"The study was supported by a grant from The Gatorade S...
Adulterous Goyim
  07/09/06
Say things like: "I'll tell you what" "...
Glittery Set
  07/05/06
The biggest vacation in the history of the enitre family was...
Glittery Set
  07/05/06
Get laid off Love to hunt (to be fair, I do too) Blame...
wonderful den alpha
  07/05/06
...
Wine Hell Brethren
  07/05/06
Ha, yes. I know this strictly from reality TV. On this one V...
insecure stirring personal credit line
  07/05/06
Silver Dollar City vacations. EDIT: This keeps posting to...
Wine Hell Brethren
  07/05/06
I LOLed
poppy marvelous church building private investor
  07/07/06
There's rich hunting (Teddy R., Dick Cheney, etc.) and there...
ruby misanthropic center
  07/11/06
hooray on the third one.
Razzle corner
  04/06/07
the teenage girl poor has wavy hair that's bleached blonde a...
snowy know-it-all university
  07/05/06
Sports jerseys that cost double their car payment
gay lodge
  07/05/06
No savings and no rational plan to start saving
Glittery Set
  07/05/06
tries to cash checks at establishments that aren't banks us...
snowy know-it-all university
  07/05/06
"Payday Loans" Get your next paycheck NOW!!!
gay lodge
  07/05/06
Well, to be fair, it's hard to save money when you're poor.
Wine Hell Brethren
  07/05/06
Shut the fuck up, poor.
insecure stirring personal credit line
  07/05/06
And yet they can afford cable and a bigger TV than my family...
ruby misanthropic center
  07/11/06
shiny hair gel
snowy know-it-all university
  07/05/06
Poors seem like the type of people who would fall for: TE...
insecure stirring personal credit line
  07/05/06
husband met wife while both were serving weekends in "t...
Stimulating codepig
  07/05/06
lol at "the guard"
snowy know-it-all university
  07/05/06
wears those god awful brown boots that peole like sketchers ...
snowy know-it-all university
  07/05/06
Iron bars on house doors/windows. Iron bars are rusted/corr...
gay lodge
  07/05/06
no trespassing signs... as if.
snowy know-it-all university
  07/05/06
Amazingly, the only people I have ever known to have those b...
ruby misanthropic center
  07/11/06
uses computers at public library owns a chevy astro van
snowy know-it-all university
  07/05/06
thinks the soldier in iraq are protecting our freedom think...
snowy know-it-all university
  07/05/06
Thinks liberals just want to take our money and give it to b...
gay lodge
  07/05/06
tats: azn symbols something like a flower on the back of a...
snowy know-it-all university
  07/05/06
watches america's funniest videos watches pro wrestling and...
snowy know-it-all university
  07/05/06
watches mad tv and blue collar comdey
snowy know-it-all university
  07/05/06
- Sheets instead of doors inside the house - 5 HBO channe...
spectacular international law enforcement agency
  07/06/06
How the hell would a trampoline warp from sun exposure?
ocher heady tanning salon
  07/06/06
http://www.funspot.com/trampoline_repair.php "Trampo...
spectacular international law enforcement agency
  07/07/06
What does that have to do with warping?
ocher heady tanning salon
  07/07/06
Because I used to jump on it, and there were patches that wo...
spectacular international law enforcement agency
  07/07/06
These are mostly good. Surprised it took so long for someon...
aromatic library son of senegal
  07/06/06
hybrids
Onyx Misunderstood Ceo
  07/06/06
Smoke cigarettes.
curious fishy house
  07/06/06
Whatyoudreamof!
brindle bossy macaca
  07/06/06
wear us polo assn shop at outlet malls
snowy know-it-all university
  07/07/06
A good start, but all y'all missed: 1. 3L sodas 2. M...
tripping electric furnace
  07/07/06
Great. I never met anyone who poured water on cereal, thoug...
aromatic library son of senegal
  07/07/06
I've only heard of that...i think it might be more ghetto th...
tripping electric furnace
  07/07/06
This is largely credited; however, it must be noted that $1 ...
Laughsome business firm
  07/07/06
Very good call on 3L sodas. I forgot they existed-- I must b...
embarrassed to the bone bright location mediation
  07/07/06
All of these are credited except #7
Underhanded galvanic stage
  07/07/06
what's a 3l soda?
snowy know-it-all university
  07/09/06
3 liter?
Razzle-dazzle infuriating pozpig orchestra pit
  07/09/06
i've never seen such a thing
snowy know-it-all university
  07/09/06
Are you serious? They just look like extra huge soda bottles...
Razzle-dazzle infuriating pozpig orchestra pit
  07/09/06
Mostly good, but the only place I heard of a mud room was fr...
ruby misanthropic center
  07/11/06
6 - My parents once bought a whole cow (with one other famil...
Mentally Impaired Canary Generalized Bond Giraffe
  01/30/07
did they watch?
Bespoke Volcanic Crater
  04/21/07
16 is the epitome of poor... buying something normally assoc...
Offensive cracking market queen of the night
  04/06/07
Believe University of Phoenix is a real uni. Try to use the...
Hairraiser Theatre Doctorate
  07/07/06
Wow. You sound completely out of touch.
curious fishy house
  07/07/06
Did somebody mention big screen TVs that constitute half of ...
chest-beating awkward faggot firefighter
  07/07/06
So much of this stuff applies to my family, it's unbelievabl...
Vibrant mental disorder temple
  07/07/06
Grandma and Grandpa Skeletor would also fit nicely in this t...
curious fishy house
  07/07/06
it applies to allll of my family, both sides my immediate...
Vibrant mental disorder temple
  07/07/06
Is that b/c you're black?
chest-beating awkward faggot firefighter
  07/07/06
if i was black, i probably wouldn't be posting on this board...
Vibrant mental disorder temple
  07/07/06
with your booklearnin... Could you have made your Dad a l...
curious fishy house
  07/07/06
my dad was not part of my childhood
Vibrant mental disorder temple
  07/07/06
*whistles nervously, adjusts collar*
curious fishy house
  07/07/06
daddy? DAAAADDDDY! ...where my chile support???
Vibrant mental disorder temple
  07/07/06
LOLZ. I picture him staring darkly at the screen with a ster...
chest-beating awkward faggot firefighter
  07/07/06
REMISSPARENTINGPWN3D
chest-beating awkward faggot firefighter
  07/07/06
LOL
Arousing aqua stock car
  03/06/07
Me too.
White contagious menage fat ankles
  07/09/06
Family that has been killed in a war bellies that hang over...
Chrome Internet-worthy Locale
  07/07/06
Family now serving in I-RAQ is a huge one, currently.
chest-beating awkward faggot firefighter
  07/07/06
I assume you are excluding family that was killed in WWII.
Laughsome business firm
  07/07/06
Yeah, WWII vets are common in classy fams.
chest-beating awkward faggot firefighter
  07/07/06
Talk with the cigarette still in their mouth Distrust the...
wonderful den alpha
  07/07/06
"Fat chicks." It never ceases to amaze me how a...
chest-beating awkward faggot firefighter
  07/07/06
"distrust the govt for the wrong reasons" very ...
Vibrant mental disorder temple
  07/07/06
Morals.
Chrome Internet-worthy Locale
  07/07/06
*chortle* You're thinking of middle class midwesterners, ...
chest-beating awkward faggot firefighter
  07/07/06
I think this is right. Poor people have morals, rich people ...
mischievous philosopher-king parlour
  07/07/06
and what social rules are those?
Razzle corner
  04/06/07
titcr
green lascivious gas station
  07/07/06
'vote republican' bumper stickers
Vibrant mental disorder temple
  07/07/06
So does poor = everyone in America who is not both rich and ...
mischievous philosopher-king parlour
  07/07/06
A lower credit limit than me but a higher balance. "Yi...
fiercely-loyal hissy fit
  07/07/06
Lots of unprotected sex.
Shaky institution double fault
  07/08/06
Read National Enquirer and other tabloids
crystalline zippy liquid oxygen plaza
  07/08/06
Why do you suppose that is?
ocher heady tanning salon
  07/09/06
Stupidity plus bad taste.
crystalline zippy liquid oxygen plaza
  07/09/06
Kankles
poppy marvelous church building private investor
  07/09/06
kankles r so waspy.
green lascivious gas station
  07/09/06
I've seen them overflow out of tennis shoes. Bothing about ...
poppy marvelous church building private investor
  07/09/06
whenever i think 'cankles,' i think middle-aged white woman ...
green lascivious gas station
  07/09/06
But huge amounts of Powerball tix every drawing as a team wi...
Coiffed dark community account native
  07/09/06
shit in bags piss off the porch piss in bottles if it's la...
excitant antidepressant drug
  07/09/06
An enormous brood of dirty, snot-filled children
Effete erotic address
  07/09/06
titcr
snowy know-it-all university
  07/09/06
Looks like 'when cousins marry (and have kids)' Breathes ...
Razzle-dazzle infuriating pozpig orchestra pit
  07/09/06
1. nascar moms instead of soccer mom's 2. 80's hair 3. thi...
snowy know-it-all university
  07/09/06
wonderful
crimson comical resort mexican
  07/11/06
kinves purchased off of qvc or hsn
snowy know-it-all university
  07/09/06
have night jobs as "minute men"
snowy know-it-all university
  07/09/06
Bush/Cheney bumper stickers Support/Pray for Our Troops m...
black lettuce
  07/09/06
would ride in a white limo or a hummer limo
snowy know-it-all university
  07/09/06
Throw a party when daughter finally gets her GED.
Slate Bearded Church Masturbator
  07/09/06
a missing limb
snowy know-it-all university
  07/09/06
drink lots of soda, watch soap operas, smoke non-name brand ...
Startling sound barrier depressive
  07/09/06
smoke or have tattoos period
snowy know-it-all university
  07/09/06
cell phone cases
snowy know-it-all university
  07/09/06
jobs as strip mall security guards
Rambunctious Stag Film
  07/11/06
use Vaseline as lube.
Pale casino puppy
  07/11/06
"work trucks"
snowy know-it-all university
  07/11/06
CAR EDITION! a bumblebee yellow, rusted 1993 Dodge Intrepid...
geriatric deep nibblets step-uncle's house
  07/11/06
sell plasma
snowy know-it-all university
  07/11/06
eat at buffets diabetes
snowy know-it-all university
  07/13/06
"Worst Type of American Whites" threads
charismatic avocado cuckold skinny woman
  07/13/06
Take fiber supplements
spectacular international law enforcement agency
  07/13/06
listen to 3 doors down
snowy know-it-all university
  07/14/06
Wear hats with flames on them.
passionate balding hall
  07/14/06
i saw generic velveta the other day. it was called "pa...
snowy know-it-all university
  08/01/06
"Big Dogs" sportswear Wraparound shades Dial...
histrionic pearl really tough guy
  08/01/06
i literally lol'ed at the motivational posters
snowy know-it-all university
  08/01/06
Ahh, Successories.
geriatric deep nibblets step-uncle's house
  08/01/06
roll their own cigs
snowy know-it-all university
  08/09/06
frozen french toast/pancakes/waffles
snowy know-it-all university
  08/09/06
Low tuition.
cream mother
  08/10/06
Spend thousands to have baby's name tattooed on chest, but d...
vivacious persian
  08/14/06
ask what makes a poor
Self-absorbed indigo boistinker
  08/27/06
Cannot name their state's capital and the current Vice Presi...
Diverse magenta crackhouse
  08/27/06
Have a "college degree" in Air Conditioning repair...
swashbuckling indecent site haunted graveyard
  08/27/06
the red lobster sounds part sounds like more of a black thin...
snowy know-it-all university
  08/27/06
most of costco's clientele are middle to upper middle class ...
mauve locus foreskin
  08/27/06
american cars
snowy know-it-all university
  08/27/06
oversized, dingy parkas
snowy know-it-all university
  09/20/06
watch daytime television
snowy know-it-all university
  11/19/06
live in trailers and collect disability benefits, even if ab...
mewling sickened pit
  11/19/06
Let Maury Povich determine paternity
Coiffed dark community account native
  11/19/06
lol
snowy know-it-all university
  11/19/06
spend more on their rims than on their homes.
mewling sickened pit
  11/19/06
damn it. I have *all* of these things.
Charcoal Office
  11/19/06
frog giggin'
irradiated stage
  11/20/06
glamour shots
irradiated stage
  11/20/06
Glamous shots? novel! What are those?
mewling sickened pit
  11/20/06
The HIV
bronze bisexual box office idiot
  11/20/06
pocket knifes
snowy know-it-all university
  01/30/07
a dead tooth and a factory job
snowy know-it-all university
  01/30/07
a revoked license
snowy know-it-all university
  01/30/07
Furniture that still has the plastic on it (sometimes 10 yea...
startled racy national gaping
  01/30/07
...more sex than the losers here.
navy frozen athletic conference field
  01/30/07
Go to church
Dashing fantasy-prone cruise ship
  01/30/07
Poors always pour the milk in first. Breeding tells.
Soul-stirring aggressive round eye theater stage
  01/30/07
*Poors always pour the milk in first.* wow, good call on ...
Razzle corner
  04/06/07
building a plane from a kit in the front yard. have been do...
bateful vermilion garrison weed whacker
  01/30/07
buy used, usually incomplete encyclopedias that nobody in th...
clear bat-shit-crazy travel guidebook
  01/30/07
light fireworks
clear bat-shit-crazy travel guidebook
  01/30/07
past the age of 13 I agree.
Motley Orchid Area Sweet Tailpipe
  01/30/07
get arrested by the po-lice
snowy know-it-all university
  02/11/07
uncontrolled acne
snowy know-it-all university
  02/11/07
scraggly facial hair
snowy know-it-all university
  02/11/07
don't think 'saw' is a word
snowy know-it-all university
  02/11/07
black guys white girls
snowy know-it-all university
  02/11/07
support our troops and fetuses
snowy know-it-all university
  03/05/07
foreskin.
aquamarine people who are hurt trailer park
  03/05/07
titcp
snowy know-it-all university
  03/05/07
http://good-times.webshots.com/photo/2424346970054106074WFQw...
snowy know-it-all university
  04/06/07
http://good-times.webshots.com/photo/2807105050054106074Gevc...
floppy heaven
  04/06/07
at his wedding, yes
snowy know-it-all university
  04/06/07
His cousin is pretty hot
tan big abode
  04/06/07
buy hummer H3s
ebony idiotic lay
  04/06/07
i vote pro-life bumper stickers bumper stickers
snowy know-it-all university
  04/06/07
...
Purple Aphrodisiac Ladyboy
  04/06/07
own cheap auto accessories like colored mats or dashboard de...
Judgmental jap
  04/06/07
bluetooth earpieces.
mauve locus foreskin
  04/06/07
drink miller lite, smoke cigarettes and weed, and then put t...
Razzle corner
  04/06/07
Have weddings on days other than Saturday
aquamarine people who are hurt trailer park
  04/21/07
make threads about ny being too expensive
snowy know-it-all university
  04/21/07
Or call things "expensive" period.
aquamarine people who are hurt trailer park
  04/21/07
no, a place like stockholm or copenhagen is truly expensive.
Razzmatazz narrow-minded point
  04/21/07
you're almost as cultured as grace kelly. care to tell me a...
snowy know-it-all university
  04/21/07
people in indiana wouldn't know the difference so it'd only ...
Razzmatazz narrow-minded point
  04/21/07
oh i forgot, your passee chunky glasses and circa 1986 lesbi...
snowy know-it-all university
  04/21/07
they don't, but at least i've been out of my state
Razzmatazz narrow-minded point
  04/21/07
oooh, look at me, i've visited every h&m in every wester...
snowy know-it-all university
  04/21/07
and central and eastern
Razzmatazz narrow-minded point
  04/21/07
really? because it looks like you buy all of your clothes t...
snowy know-it-all university
  04/21/07
wrong chain
Razzmatazz narrow-minded point
  04/21/07
*wipes tears of laughter away* *emails thread link to eve...
Bespoke Volcanic Crater
  04/21/07
Too lazy to read the other posts, but... Do: Beat each ot...
Boyish khaki marketing idea voyeur
  04/21/07
DS, you need to read this thread its too funneh!
Bespoke Volcanic Crater
  04/21/07
i've always wondered why they're so violent and have babies....
snowy know-it-all university
  04/21/07
one or more xoxo monikers.
Milky genital piercing
  04/21/07
Walmart McDonalds unkempt children, usually 4+ of them...
Bespoke Volcanic Crater
  04/21/07
lol the cigarette thing always happens whenever i interrupt ...
snowy know-it-all university
  04/21/07
1. Thinks Rolex is the pinnicle of watches 2. Drives a Le...
Topaz disturbing boltzmann
  04/21/07
only brands known are rolex, armani, harvard.
snowy know-it-all university
  04/21/07
my brother had cancer and the radiation made him retarded. ...
snowy know-it-all university
  04/21/07
*Clothing Edition* Jorts, exclusively cargo pants, fabric b...
aquamarine people who are hurt trailer park
  04/21/07
They order steak well-done.
Soggy adventurous dilemma
  04/21/07
premade mixed salad
Charcoal Office
  04/21/07
With dressing in packets.
aquamarine people who are hurt trailer park
  04/21/07
especilly ranch
Charcoal Office
  04/21/07
misspell "especially."
aquamarine people who are hurt trailer park
  04/21/07
pretend typos are spelling errors
Charcoal Office
  04/21/07
touche :)
aquamarine people who are hurt trailer park
  04/21/07
:) Do you ever say "touché" irl?
Charcoal Office
  04/21/07
Yes.
aquamarine people who are hurt trailer park
  04/21/07
tool
Razzle corner
  04/21/07
dude. *shakes head*
Charcoal Office
  04/21/07
wanna date?
Razzle corner
  04/21/07
are you a rasquach h8er? I can't keep track of them any...
Charcoal Office
  04/21/07
nah. i liked the premade mixed salad w/ranch tho. never wo...
Razzle corner
  04/21/07
sorry :( if it make you feel better, I like ranch sometim...
Charcoal Office
  04/21/07
Quarterstaves Leather Armor Clubs Long Swords Stacks of ...
indirect expression bawdyhouse
  04/21/07
180^hizzla
aquamarine people who are hurt trailer park
  04/21/07
Dress up for the Olive Garden Color coordinate their shoe...
fluffy wrinkle gay wizard
  04/21/07
Go to food franchises in general.
aquamarine people who are hurt trailer park
  04/21/07
Nothing wrong with going. I'd go to Olive Garden/etc if its ...
fluffy wrinkle gay wizard
  04/21/07
bad teeth/claim they are afraid of the dentist. bad feet ...
startled racy national gaping
  04/21/07
TVs in cars http://cache.gizmodo.com/assets/resources/200...
Wild ultramarine piazza background story
  09/28/07
Zune
Pink house-broken blood rage
  09/28/07
...
snowy know-it-all university
  12/09/07
awesome thread.
Maroon Brunch
  12/09/07
...
black woman azn
  12/09/07
Say "ignorant" when they mean "rude".
Twinkling pontificating laser beams kitchen
  12/09/07
1. have non-tax deductible cell phone bills 2. say things...
autistic gunner indian lodge
  01/07/08
9. has a myspace
snowy know-it-all university
  01/12/08
use poors as a noun
Ungodly translucent nursing home elastic band
  01/07/08
1. Degree from Indiana 2. False hopes it will get them a ...
black woman azn
  01/12/08
...
Maroon Brunch
  01/27/08
Always ask this question about new restaurants: "Did...
Red half-breed base
  01/27/08
Things they do: Watch their little girl die in the car on...
abnormal hospital
  01/27/08
lolz dead poors are funny
station hairy legs
  01/27/08
don't major in finance, econ, or a hard science
snowy know-it-all university
  03/15/08
Live in ManhaTTTan ROFL
Forum Coldplay Fan
  03/15/08


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Date: July 5th, 2006 9:59 PM
Author: snowy know-it-all university

support the troops bumper stickers

cell phone belt clips

ill fitting nascar shirts



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6146888)





Date: July 5th, 2006 9:59 PM
Author: hot violent state kitty

stfu n00b!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6146893)





Date: July 5th, 2006 9:59 PM
Author: Vigorous keepsake machete

Friends IRL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6146894)





Date: July 5th, 2006 10:01 PM
Author: geriatric deep nibblets step-uncle's house

Secondhand Carhartt clothing.

Trashbag over the missing window of their car.

"Big Johnson" or "No Fear" t-shirts.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6146911)





Date: July 5th, 2006 10:04 PM
Author: fragrant twisted jew

Spiderweb tats on the elbow

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6146940)





Date: July 5th, 2006 10:11 PM
Author: geriatric deep nibblets step-uncle's house

Good call.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147026)





Date: July 5th, 2006 10:14 PM
Author: fragrant twisted jew

The barbed-wire tats 'round the upper arm have become too popular with fanboi yuppies. Spiderweb tats are still a step beyond.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147072)





Date: July 5th, 2006 11:27 PM
Author: odious drab principal's office patrolman

180 for the no fear t-shirts. great reference.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147839)





Date: August 1st, 2006 2:47 PM
Author: Sepia police squad

In high school we would head to pizza hut for lunch and they had one of those "claw" vending machines where you try to grab your goodies with the beg metal hand. My friend spent like 10 bucks trying to grab a cheap, knock-off hat in it that had "Not Scared" instead of "No Fear" printed on it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6353874)





Date: January 30th, 2007 5:15 AM
Author: startled racy national gaping

"Big Johnson" t-shirts HAHAHA. 180 for the reference.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#7511099)





Date: July 5th, 2006 10:03 PM
Author: Slate Bearded Church Masturbator

Confederate flag

Jesus fish

Fox News coffee mug

Rusted dryer on lawn

J.D. from Thomas M. Cooley Law School

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6146934)





Date: July 5th, 2006 10:40 PM
Author: Exhilarant walnut shrine goal in life

You confuse rednecks for poors.

A lot of those NASCAR fans with cell phone belt clips make more running a masonry business than most of us will ever make as a lawyer.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147346)





Date: July 7th, 2006 8:48 AM
Author: exciting insanely creepy meetinghouse factory reset button

Yes, but then they have to live in Boone, NC.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6157158)





Date: July 14th, 2006 8:15 AM
Author: harsh swollen wagecucks senate

No. Southern states have some of the lowest per capita incomes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6209349)





Date: April 6th, 2007 9:38 PM
Author: Appetizing flesh milk range

WEAR JC PENNY SUITS PER LAW IS 4 LOSERS

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#7887393)





Date: April 21st, 2007 6:54 PM
Author: Topaz disturbing boltzmann

The vast majority of you are poors

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#7977128)





Date: December 9th, 2007 3:37 PM
Author: Twinkling pontificating laser beams kitchen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#9001829)





Date: July 5th, 2006 10:00 PM
Author: snowy know-it-all university

diskmen instead of ipods

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6146903)





Date: July 5th, 2006 10:18 PM
Author: Saffron Supple Candlestick Maker Public Bath

IPods are disgusting, ugly, poorish, and associated with pretentious trash. Discmen are just as bad, but don't have the negative associations.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147122)





Date: July 5th, 2006 10:19 PM
Author: snowy know-it-all university

i'd rather be pretentious than a poor

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147141)





Date: July 7th, 2006 2:53 AM
Author: Razzmatazz narrow-minded point

kinda ironic since most of them will spend their meager paychecks on an actual copy of the cd, while ipod kids pirate their songs

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6156559)





Date: July 5th, 2006 10:00 PM
Author: fragrant twisted jew

Gallon jugs of off-brand pink "juice."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6146905)





Date: July 5th, 2006 10:01 PM
Author: Vigorous keepsake machete

it's called "drink". clearly you have never been poor.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6146913)





Date: July 5th, 2006 10:03 PM
Author: fragrant twisted jew

I used to drink plastic gas station soda cups full of it with my potted meat. We just called it "juice."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6146930)





Date: July 6th, 2006 7:05 PM
Author: Laughsome business firm

awesome. outstanding feature of teh poors.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6153742)





Date: January 30th, 2007 1:12 PM
Author: bateful vermilion garrison weed whacker

165. solid xoxo post. keep it up

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#7512126)





Date: July 6th, 2006 7:08 PM
Author: Thriller Irate School

LOL I adore the Dave Chappelle bit on this...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6153768)





Date: July 5th, 2006 10:01 PM
Author: geriatric deep nibblets step-uncle's house

juice? Fuck that, gimme some purple drink.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6146918)





Date: July 5th, 2006 10:02 PM
Author: Vigorous keepsake machete

TITMFCR

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6146924)





Date: July 5th, 2006 10:10 PM
Author: geriatric deep nibblets step-uncle's house

YASMFRATS

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147011)





Date: July 5th, 2006 10:33 PM
Author: Mind-boggling boiling water

Obviously, your experience is limited to chapelle.

In real life they call it juice.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147289)





Date: July 5th, 2006 10:34 PM
Author: geriatric deep nibblets step-uncle's house

My experience centers mostly around poor white people, which I'm quite familiar with. Poor black people? Less so.

Also, it's a fucking joke.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147298)





Date: July 5th, 2006 10:37 PM
Author: Mind-boggling boiling water

Relax man...i'm just messing around. Maybe you're right..im more experienced blacks.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147321)





Date: July 5th, 2006 10:02 PM
Author: slap-happy multi-colored chapel windowlicker

drink grape soda

salt their watermelons

say "bling bling"



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6146919)





Date: July 5th, 2006 10:02 PM
Author: Vigorous keepsake machete

More expensive sneakers than you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6146927)





Date: July 5th, 2006 10:57 PM
Author: gay lodge

This is amazingly accurate

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147541)





Date: July 7th, 2006 9:58 AM
Author: Chrome Internet-worthy Locale

A+

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6157336)





Date: August 14th, 2006 11:57 AM
Author: Vigorous keepsake machete

http://www.theonion.com/content/node/33490

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6436025)





Date: July 5th, 2006 10:04 PM
Author: slap-happy multi-colored chapel windowlicker

be black

have southern accent

eat oppossum

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6146947)





Date: July 5th, 2006 10:08 PM
Author: geriatric deep nibblets step-uncle's house

a fucking possum.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6146993)





Date: August 27th, 2006 12:32 PM
Author: Rebellious reading party

southern accent is not by any means something that only poors have.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6509619)





Date: July 5th, 2006 10:07 PM
Author: snowy know-it-all university

shirts w/ dragons on them

baggy jean shorts

penchant for saying "i seen"

jnco jeans



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6146981)





Date: July 5th, 2006 10:12 PM
Author: Slate Bearded Church Masturbator

Not only "I seen," but also "I says" (instead of I said). I hear this crap all the time from local poors.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147041)





Date: July 6th, 2006 4:34 AM
Author: ocher heady tanning salon

"We was."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6149442)





Date: July 7th, 2006 2:54 AM
Author: Razzmatazz narrow-minded point

you is.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6156564)





Date: July 9th, 2006 3:58 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle infuriating pozpig orchestra pit

jnco jeans - LOLOLOL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6171321)





Date: July 5th, 2006 10:09 PM
Author: geriatric deep nibblets step-uncle's house

"Terrorist Hunting License" sticker on the back of their truck.

Irrational love of the Earnhardt family.

Buy "Miracle-Whip"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147006)





Date: July 6th, 2006 7:03 PM
Author: Rambunctious Stag Film

Miracle Whip is teh good

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6153736)





Date: July 8th, 2006 3:14 AM
Author: Maroon Brunch

I seen 'em eat that shit with a spoon!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6164450)





Date: July 5th, 2006 10:11 PM
Author: crystalline zippy liquid oxygen plaza

Buy lottery tickets

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147027)





Date: July 5th, 2006 10:11 PM
Author: geriatric deep nibblets step-uncle's house

Bald head with copious facial hair.

Wearing a John Deere hat, sans irony.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147038)





Date: July 5th, 2006 11:12 PM
Author: Stimulating codepig

first statement, on-point; second, not so much.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147677)





Date: July 5th, 2006 10:13 PM
Author: crystalline zippy liquid oxygen plaza

Chew tobacco

Eat pork rinds

Go without health insurance

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147062)





Date: July 5th, 2006 10:14 PM
Author: snowy know-it-all university

beef jerky

hair scrunchies



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147076)





Date: August 27th, 2006 5:45 PM
Author: talented claret sanctuary affirmative action

beef jerky is prestigious, you dolt.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6511076)





Date: April 6th, 2007 4:16 PM
Author: orange legal warrant property

Discredited.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#7885713)





Date: July 5th, 2006 10:14 PM
Author: 180 lilac whorehouse

long short-sleeve T-shirts with wolves on them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147078)





Date: July 5th, 2006 10:16 PM
Author: fragrant twisted jew

Also shirts with maudlin patriotic regalia, like eagles and cliffs and flags.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147098)





Date: July 5th, 2006 10:17 PM
Author: 180 lilac whorehouse

good call.

old navy flag t-shirt.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147107)





Date: January 30th, 2007 9:42 AM
Author: low-t dragon rigpig

Shirts with Disney characters

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#7511346)





Date: July 5th, 2006 10:15 PM
Author: Wild ultramarine piazza background story

SPINNING RIMS.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147084)





Date: July 5th, 2006 10:15 PM
Author: fragrant twisted jew

They drive cars with broken trunks, and the trunks are kept in place with old trash can bungee cords.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147087)





Date: July 5th, 2006 10:16 PM
Author: Saffron Supple Candlestick Maker Public Bath

Post on XO pretending to be rich and "prestigious".

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147093)





Date: July 5th, 2006 10:16 PM
Author: Glittery Set

Own a car that costs more than the house.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147103)





Date: July 5th, 2006 11:16 PM
Author: Fear-inspiring carmine stead bbw

only the rims cost more

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147712)





Date: July 5th, 2006 10:17 PM
Author: crystalline zippy liquid oxygen plaza

Conduct yard sale or gargage sale

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147114)





Date: July 5th, 2006 10:19 PM
Author: fragrant twisted jew

In which they sell shit like broken refrigerators and tattered, soil-stained baby clothes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147134)





Date: July 5th, 2006 10:19 PM
Author: Glittery Set

and used tampons

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147142)





Date: July 5th, 2006 10:23 PM
Author: crystalline zippy liquid oxygen plaza

Some of the shit they put on display is shameful, broken toaster ovens and chairs with three legs.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147186)





Date: July 5th, 2006 10:26 PM
Author: fragrant twisted jew

I've seen dog-eared romance novels from the early 70's.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147218)





Date: July 5th, 2006 10:18 PM
Author: snowy know-it-all university

old navy

talks about her "personal trainer" from curves

hair that's obviously dyed

disney clothing

tweety bird shirts

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147120)





Date: July 5th, 2006 11:00 PM
Author: green lascivious gas station

your posts in this thread have been spot-on.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147565)





Date: July 5th, 2006 11:03 PM
Author: embarrassed to the bone bright location mediation

I agree with this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147585)





Date: July 7th, 2006 2:55 AM
Author: Razzmatazz narrow-minded point

because he is poor

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6156569)





Date: July 9th, 2006 5:04 PM
Author: snowy know-it-all university
Subject: i live in indiana

upper middle class peolple and poors live side by side here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6171769)





Date: January 30th, 2007 3:40 PM
Author: Henna hunting ground

Not just tweety bird shirts--> XXXL tweety bird shirts with black spandex tights and white socks; another common accessory is screaming over-nourished children.

I see these at Wal-marts nationwide.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#7513005)





Date: July 5th, 2006 10:18 PM
Author: Purple Aphrodisiac Ladyboy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147129)





Date: July 5th, 2006 10:23 PM
Author: Slate Bearded Church Masturbator
Subject: Definitely

Also: "Friends don't let friends drive Chevys"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147181)





Date: July 5th, 2006 10:24 PM
Author: Glittery Set

I fucking hate those stickers

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147190)





Date: July 5th, 2006 10:18 PM
Author: Glittery Set

She looks washed out

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147130)





Date: July 5th, 2006 10:20 PM
Author: cobalt cerebral water buffalo

This is not a very nice way to speak about those less fortunate, but I acknowledge your right to speak as you please.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147147)





Date: July 9th, 2006 5:06 PM
Author: snowy know-it-all university

it's not because they're less fortunate. it's they way they conduct themselves

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6171774)





Date: July 5th, 2006 10:20 PM
Author: Vigorous keepsake machete

Have student loans

Think BIGLAW is a great salary

Have credit card debt

Rent places



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147149)





Date: April 6th, 2007 9:21 PM
Author: Razzle corner

i'm a total poor in this case.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#7887307)





Date: July 5th, 2006 10:21 PM
Author: snowy know-it-all university

named wayde

icp apparel

prepaid cell phones

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147153)





Date: July 5th, 2006 10:21 PM
Author: Glittery Set

lol, do they still have prepaid cellphones? what a rip off

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147168)





Date: July 5th, 2006 10:25 PM
Author: crystalline zippy liquid oxygen plaza

Some prepaid cell phones are a good deal if you rarely use your phone.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147198)





Date: July 11th, 2006 12:44 AM
Author: ruby misanthropic center

I agree. I rarely use mine, and many poors have far more expensive cell phones than I do, along with two-year contracts that they'll have to charge to the 24.99% APR credit card.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6183847)





Date: July 5th, 2006 10:21 PM
Author: Slate Bearded Church Masturbator

"Buy American" stickers

Foil on TV antenna

Dine at Waffle House

Enlist in U.S. Army

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147164)





Date: August 27th, 2006 12:42 PM
Author: Diverse magenta crackhouse

Uh, Waffle House is supremely awesome. HTH

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6509686)





Date: January 27th, 2008 2:48 PM
Author: nofapping sapphire roast beef internal respiration

titcream

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#9229659)





Date: July 5th, 2006 10:25 PM
Author: fragrant twisted jew

Patches of tarpaper or black plastic on top of the leaks in the trailer's roof.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147208)





Date: July 5th, 2006 10:25 PM
Author: snowy know-it-all university

watch cmt, fox, and spike (if they even have cable)

window mounted air conditioners

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147209)





Date: July 5th, 2006 10:27 PM
Author: Glittery Set

They can't locate NY state on a map and definitely can't identify Iraq.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147220)





Date: July 5th, 2006 10:27 PM
Author: snowy know-it-all university

shop at jc penny and sears

go to olive garden for special occasions

have facial hair

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147221)





Date: July 5th, 2006 10:31 PM
Author: geriatric deep nibblets step-uncle's house

I border on a stunningly hickish/poor area of NY. Those kids can find NY on a map, but not much else, and that includes North.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147261)





Date: July 10th, 2006 11:53 AM
Author: White contagious menage fat ankles

Where in NY?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6177298)





Date: August 27th, 2006 12:34 PM
Author: Rebellious reading party

western NY has some filthy human garbage.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6509636)





Date: July 5th, 2006 10:27 PM
Author: Wine Hell Brethren

Be fat.

Women: wear sweatshirts with Winnie the Pooh appliqued on them.

Chew gum.

Have at least two televisions.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147222)





Date: July 5th, 2006 10:28 PM
Author: Glittery Set

It's true that the disgusting obese people tend to be low income

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147230)





Date: July 5th, 2006 10:29 PM
Author: fragrant twisted jew

Obese poors are often too poor to wear anything other than spandex or giant sundresses.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147238)





Date: July 5th, 2006 10:30 PM
Author: geriatric deep nibblets step-uncle's house

Correct.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147251)





Date: July 5th, 2006 10:32 PM
Author: Wine Hell Brethren



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147278)





Date: July 5th, 2006 10:29 PM
Author: crystalline zippy liquid oxygen plaza

Keep large stack of reading material next to toilet

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147243)





Date: July 5th, 2006 10:30 PM
Author: fragrant twisted jew

I shamelessly read the Farmer's Almanac on the shitter.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147256)





Date: July 5th, 2006 10:31 PM
Author: crystalline zippy liquid oxygen plaza

I've always found reading on the toilet to be profoundly offensive.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147266)





Date: July 5th, 2006 10:44 PM
Author: geriatric deep nibblets step-uncle's house

WHHHHHHHHAT?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147397)





Date: July 5th, 2006 10:49 PM
Author: crystalline zippy liquid oxygen plaza

Mark of a prole

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147452)





Date: July 5th, 2006 10:31 PM
Author: Glittery Set

It's because they have a very unhealthy diet and are obese, which causes abnormal bowel movements.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147260)





Date: July 5th, 2006 10:30 PM
Author: crystalline zippy liquid oxygen plaza

Put BYOB on wedding invitation

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147258)





Date: July 5th, 2006 10:32 PM
Author: Glittery Set

and below that, "No shirt, no cake"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147270)





Date: July 5th, 2006 10:33 PM
Author: Wine Hell Brethren

On that note: Put a gift registry card in a wedding invitation.

Have a cash bar at a wedding.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147290)





Date: July 5th, 2006 10:34 PM
Author: Glittery Set

The gift registry is wal-mart and target (for splurges)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147300)





Date: July 5th, 2006 10:33 PM
Author: snowy know-it-all university

walk around without a shirt, a la cops

guys are either obeses or skinny, pale little runts



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147284)





Date: August 27th, 2006 12:36 PM
Author: Rebellious reading party

i drive without a shirt sometimes, but at least i realize it's trashy as hell and not cool.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6509644)





Date: July 5th, 2006 10:34 PM
Author: fragrant twisted jew

At least one or two "vintage" cars from the 70's or earlier that they tried to "restore," but failed, and thus, the rotting shell of an Econoline or whatever is still up on blocks in the yard.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147293)





Date: July 5th, 2006 10:39 PM
Author: insecure stirring personal credit line

LMAO, I've always wondered what junker cars just sitting there were doing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147342)





Date: July 5th, 2006 10:42 PM
Author: fragrant twisted jew

If you actually go up to a poor and ask him why the fuck he has cars up on blocks, he'll give some nonspecific answer along the lines of "I'm workin' on it, I'll fix 'er one day."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147374)





Date: July 5th, 2006 10:36 PM
Author: Trip brilliant parlor

a number of these apply to me :(

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147313)





Date: July 5th, 2006 10:37 PM
Author: fragrant twisted jew

I still pluck crawdads out of the river and throw them in a bucket when I go swimming, so that I can cook them up later. Old habits die hard.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147326)





Date: July 5th, 2006 10:41 PM
Author: insecure stirring personal credit line

What's the temperature of that water?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147367)





Date: July 5th, 2006 10:43 PM
Author: fragrant twisted jew

Usually cool or lukewarm. Depends on the season. But crawdads/crayfish are delicious.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147384)





Date: July 5th, 2006 10:44 PM
Author: insecure stirring personal credit line

Sounds like you got quite the prime real estate.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147400)





Date: July 5th, 2006 10:46 PM
Author: fragrant twisted jew

I sure did. I purchased the plot from a dying old man who wanted to divest his property quickly, and who apparently hated his son. I think he sold it to me for cheap just to spite his kid. It was a strange dynamic going on there, but I'm glad I stumbled into it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147421)





Date: July 5th, 2006 10:57 PM
Author: Titillating flirting prole

Recommend the perfect dipping sauce. Butter gets kind of old after a while

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147545)





Date: July 5th, 2006 10:59 PM
Author: fragrant twisted jew

Just add hot sauce and light creme to the melted butter.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147562)





Date: July 5th, 2006 10:50 PM
Author: Trip brilliant parlor

see, you're a little more country than me, petro.

i'm a little country but more ghetto, though i spent more time in the country (moved from city --> country when a kid)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147468)





Date: July 5th, 2006 10:54 PM
Author: crystalline zippy liquid oxygen plaza

Crawdads are fish bait, although they are fun to catch.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147511)





Date: July 5th, 2006 10:57 PM
Author: fragrant twisted jew

Crawdads rightly have a special place in French cooking. Those shrimpy little lobsters are tasty.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147542)





Date: July 5th, 2006 10:36 PM
Author: Wine Hell Brethren

Bibles. So they can claim their poverty/ignorance is "God's Will."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147316)





Date: April 7th, 2007 12:42 AM
Author: Salmon hideous space pervert

this didn't work

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#7888221)





Date: April 21st, 2007 5:57 PM
Author: filthy pistol partner

he's right about the bibles though

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#7976807)





Date: July 5th, 2006 10:39 PM
Author: crystalline zippy liquid oxygen plaza

Bath towels with hotel/motel logos on them

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147340)





Date: July 5th, 2006 10:40 PM
Author: fragrant twisted jew

Don't forget the music. White poors will have an old worn-out cassette tape of "Appetite for Destruction" somewhere around the house.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147347)





Date: July 5th, 2006 10:40 PM
Author: Titillating flirting prole

kids

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147348)





Date: April 6th, 2007 9:25 PM
Author: Razzle corner

umm, that would be a negative ghostrider.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#7887321)





Date: July 5th, 2006 10:40 PM
Author: crystalline zippy liquid oxygen plaza

Pet dog has never been to the vet or eaten store bought dog food

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147350)





Date: July 5th, 2006 10:41 PM
Author: insecure stirring personal credit line

pet dog period

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147360)





Date: July 5th, 2006 10:41 PM
Author: Wine Hell Brethren

or been neutered or spayed.

And male poors say "I cain't do that to another man" in reference to neutering his dog.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147366)





Date: July 5th, 2006 10:42 PM
Author: Glittery Set

So that's why you always see free puppy signs in bad parts of town

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147376)





Date: July 5th, 2006 10:43 PM
Author: Wine Hell Brethren

Exactly.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147385)





Date: July 5th, 2006 10:41 PM
Author: snowy know-it-all university

"let it be" beetles t-shirts

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147357)





Date: July 5th, 2006 10:43 PM
Author: Purple Aphrodisiac Ladyboy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147379)





Date: July 5th, 2006 10:44 PM
Author: Glittery Set

Or a class ring from James Madison University

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147396)





Date: July 5th, 2006 10:50 PM
Author: Purple Aphrodisiac Ladyboy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147465)





Date: July 5th, 2006 10:51 PM
Author: Glittery Set

see below

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147473)





Date: July 5th, 2006 10:43 PM
Author: insecure stirring personal credit line

It's pathetic how sheltered I am. I don't even get most of these. Even the blacks around where I live are somewhat well behaved.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147390)





Date: July 5th, 2006 10:56 PM
Author: fragrant twisted jew

I should take you on a narrated white trash trailer tour.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147532)





Date: July 5th, 2006 10:58 PM
Author: insecure stirring personal credit line

If it's anything like that Iraq and sub sahara africa tour, I'm in for a real treat.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147551)





Date: April 21st, 2007 5:58 PM
Author: filthy pistol partner

that would be so awesome... a really obvious open-air safari bus with an announcer blatantly making fun of the white trash as they pass while all the tourists snap pictures and look through binoculars. i would totally pay to go on one.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#7976817)





Date: April 21st, 2007 6:10 PM
Author: aquamarine people who are hurt trailer park

"...and on your left, you will see the reticulated hilljack emerging from his double-wide dwelling, having already engaged in hunting and gathering behavior for the day, evinced by the mini-bag of Cool Ranch doritos in his hand."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#7976877)





Date: April 21st, 2007 7:49 PM
Author: Blue electric french chef home

This might be the funniest thing I've seen on this board yet.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#7977481)





Date: July 6th, 2006 6:39 PM
Author: Concupiscible theater

shut the fuck up, you live in texas you fucking trailer park faggot.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6153601)





Date: July 6th, 2006 9:52 PM
Author: turquoise idea he suggested

thank you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6154936)





Date: July 7th, 2006 11:56 AM
Author: provocative impressive school cafeteria circlehead

although you raise a good point, i still must agree that it is pathetic how sheltered :D is

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6157904)





Date: July 9th, 2006 4:02 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle infuriating pozpig orchestra pit

That took you a minute to realize.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6171336)





Date: July 5th, 2006 10:44 PM
Author: crystalline zippy liquid oxygen plaza

Inability to tie a necktie

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147394)





Date: July 5th, 2006 10:45 PM
Author: Wine Hell Brethren

Wears a polyester clip on instead.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147410)





Date: July 7th, 2006 2:57 AM
Author: Razzmatazz narrow-minded point

most college kids can't tie a necktie

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6156582)





Date: July 7th, 2006 2:58 AM
Author: snowy know-it-all university

doubt it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6156589)





Date: July 7th, 2006 10:11 AM
Author: curious fishy house

WTF? My Dad taught me how to do that when I was like 10. Did your parents tie your tie for dances and stuff in highschool?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6157397)





Date: July 11th, 2006 12:48 AM
Author: ruby misanthropic center

That's because of travesties such as student loans, state universities, need-based financial aid.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6183891)





Date: July 7th, 2006 10:08 AM
Author: violent striped hyena

i cant tie a necktie and def not teh poor. i get my woman to tie one.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6157387)





Date: July 5th, 2006 10:46 PM
Author: crystalline zippy liquid oxygen plaza

Old tattered couch is considered "lawn furniture"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147419)





Date: July 5th, 2006 10:47 PM
Author: fragrant twisted jew

The trampoline is a busted old mattress out front that the kids jump on.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147434)





Date: July 5th, 2006 10:48 PM
Author: insecure stirring personal credit line

home equity loans

(lack of) flood insurance

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147449)





Date: July 5th, 2006 10:50 PM
Author: Glittery Set

Attend a state school

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147459)





Date: July 5th, 2006 10:51 PM
Author: crystalline zippy liquid oxygen plaza

Burn your own garbage

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147484)





Date: July 5th, 2006 10:57 PM
Author: embarrassed to the bone bright location mediation

Awesome. We used to do this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147540)





Date: July 5th, 2006 10:53 PM
Author: crystalline zippy liquid oxygen plaza

League bowling

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147497)





Date: July 5th, 2006 11:02 PM
Author: snowy know-it-all university

bowling

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147576)





Date: July 5th, 2006 10:53 PM
Author: Glittery Set

Name their kids after a major deity

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147498)





Date: July 5th, 2006 10:54 PM
Author: Alcoholic Dog Poop

have kids at 17 years old due to the magic of Jesus

think living in Florida is "making it"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147509)





Date: April 6th, 2007 9:27 PM
Author: Razzle corner

*think living in Florida is "making it"*

I'm a total poor!!!!



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#7887330)





Date: July 5th, 2006 10:55 PM
Author: crystalline zippy liquid oxygen plaza

Eat government cheese

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147520)





Date: July 5th, 2006 10:57 PM
Author: Exhilarant walnut shrine goal in life

Government cheese!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147536)





Date: July 5th, 2006 10:55 PM
Author: fragrant twisted jew

Empty, cracked old cases of Skoal scattered around the dirt.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147525)





Date: July 5th, 2006 11:00 PM
Author: insecure stirring personal credit line

I saw that at TAMU.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147566)





Date: July 5th, 2006 10:56 PM
Author: snowy know-it-all university

net zero and similar isp's



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147533)





Date: July 5th, 2006 10:56 PM
Author: Glittery Set

Think we are at war with France

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147534)





Date: July 7th, 2006 10:05 AM
Author: Vibrant mental disorder temple

titcr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6157377)





Date: July 5th, 2006 10:58 PM
Author: wonderful den alpha

Inexplicably have a southern accent, even when they have lived in the midwest their entire lives.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147553)





Date: July 5th, 2006 10:59 PM
Author: snowy know-it-all university

omg yes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147558)





Date: April 21st, 2007 9:10 PM
Author: startled racy national gaping

nice. Reminds me of ppl I've met from Ohio.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#7977957)





Date: April 21st, 2007 9:12 PM
Author: aquamarine people who are hurt trailer park

I know people from Syracuse, New York who do this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#7977965)





Date: July 5th, 2006 10:59 PM
Author: snowy know-it-all university

tend to be angered easily

wic

paid disability

formula feed their kids

kool aid



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147556)





Date: July 5th, 2006 11:04 PM
Author: Wine Hell Brethren

Wait'll your wife's saggy tits drag the floor. You might wish she'd bottled fed the kids.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147598)





Date: July 6th, 2006 7:15 PM
Author: beady-eyed sadistic deer antler spot

formula feeding your kids is fucking bad for them and anyone who does it without having to for medical reasons is a bad mother

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6153829)





Date: July 5th, 2006 11:06 PM
Author: green lascivious gas station

i saw white trash on the subway giving her child what appeared to be kool-aid in a bottle and off-brand "cheese puffs." i was properly horrified.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147611)





Date: July 5th, 2006 11:07 PM
Author: Wine Hell Brethren

Kool aid in a bottle? WTF?



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147624)





Date: July 5th, 2006 11:10 PM
Author: green lascivious gas station

it was bright red. it damn sure wasn't juice.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147655)





Date: July 5th, 2006 11:26 PM
Author: crystalline zippy liquid oxygen plaza

Pedialyte. Buy some for your sickly bastard spawn.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147821)





Date: July 7th, 2006 11:31 AM
Author: green lascivious gas station

a) poor white trash don't know what pedialyte is.

b) you do not bring a dehydrated child onto the subway and feed them "cheese puffs."

kill self.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6157781)





Date: July 8th, 2006 1:51 AM
Author: ocher heady tanning salon

Pedialyte is a rip off. Get Gatorade.

http://www.endonurse.com/hotnews/5ah261635288077.html



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6164101)





Date: July 9th, 2006 5:07 PM
Author: Adulterous Goyim

"The study was supported by a grant from The Gatorade Sports Science Institute."

hmmmmmmmmm........

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6171792)





Date: July 5th, 2006 11:00 PM
Author: Glittery Set

Say things like:

"I'll tell you what"

"Fixin"



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147568)





Date: July 5th, 2006 11:05 PM
Author: Glittery Set

The biggest vacation in the history of the enitre family was to one of the following:

Disney World

Las Vegas

Some TTT cruise



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147599)





Date: July 5th, 2006 11:05 PM
Author: wonderful den alpha

Get laid off

Love to hunt (to be fair, I do too)

Blame everything negative on "niggers"

Think cargo pants are dressing up

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147600)





Date: July 5th, 2006 11:05 PM
Author: Wine Hell Brethren



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147609)





Date: July 5th, 2006 11:07 PM
Author: insecure stirring personal credit line

Ha, yes. I know this strictly from reality TV. On this one Vegas reality show, this black dad took a family trip to Vegas to win enough money for a real vacation. He played craps.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147623)





Date: July 5th, 2006 11:08 PM
Author: Wine Hell Brethren

Silver Dollar City vacations.

EDIT: This keeps posting to the wrong spot. I don't know why.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147633)





Date: July 7th, 2006 12:29 PM
Author: poppy marvelous church building private investor

I LOLed

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6158093)





Date: July 11th, 2006 12:52 AM
Author: ruby misanthropic center

There's rich hunting (Teddy R., Dick Cheney, etc.) and there's poor hunting (gun rack on pickup truck).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6183939)





Date: April 6th, 2007 9:29 PM
Author: Razzle corner

hooray on the third one.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#7887343)





Date: July 5th, 2006 11:05 PM
Author: snowy know-it-all university

the teenage girl poor has wavy hair that's bleached blonde and always looks wet and walks around with a 3/4" thick nokia cell phone from 1996 and uses it not only to talk, but to gesture and smokes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147606)





Date: July 5th, 2006 11:06 PM
Author: gay lodge

Sports jerseys that cost double their car payment

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147617)





Date: July 5th, 2006 11:07 PM
Author: Glittery Set

No savings and no rational plan to start saving

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147625)





Date: July 5th, 2006 11:09 PM
Author: snowy know-it-all university

tries to cash checks at establishments that aren't banks

uses money orders frequently

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147642)





Date: July 5th, 2006 11:09 PM
Author: gay lodge

"Payday Loans"

Get your next paycheck NOW!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147645)





Date: July 5th, 2006 11:10 PM
Author: Wine Hell Brethren

Well, to be fair, it's hard to save money when you're poor.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147647)





Date: July 5th, 2006 11:11 PM
Author: insecure stirring personal credit line

Shut the fuck up, poor.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147658)





Date: July 11th, 2006 12:54 AM
Author: ruby misanthropic center

And yet they can afford cable and a bigger TV than my family has.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6183959)





Date: July 5th, 2006 11:12 PM
Author: snowy know-it-all university

shiny hair gel

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147672)





Date: July 5th, 2006 11:13 PM
Author: insecure stirring personal credit line

Poors seem like the type of people who would fall for:

TEXT SEXY1 to 44338 and get hot text messages sent right to your phone!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147688)





Date: July 5th, 2006 11:14 PM
Author: Stimulating codepig

husband met wife while both were serving weekends in "the guard"

first date at Denny's; makeout session afterward; guy chivalrously shares cig with woman

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147702)





Date: July 5th, 2006 11:17 PM
Author: snowy know-it-all university

lol at "the guard"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147731)





Date: July 5th, 2006 11:16 PM
Author: snowy know-it-all university

wears those god awful brown boots that peole like sketchers and american eagle make

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147721)





Date: July 5th, 2006 11:23 PM
Author: gay lodge

Iron bars on house doors/windows. Iron bars are rusted/corroded, and would probably fail at protecting the occupants.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147788)





Date: July 5th, 2006 11:25 PM
Author: snowy know-it-all university

no trespassing signs... as if.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147818)





Date: July 11th, 2006 12:56 AM
Author: ruby misanthropic center

Amazingly, the only people I have ever known to have those bars are my aunt and uncle when they had an apartment on Beacon Hill.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6183990)





Date: July 5th, 2006 11:23 PM
Author: snowy know-it-all university

uses computers at public library

owns a chevy astro van



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147802)





Date: July 5th, 2006 11:26 PM
Author: snowy know-it-all university

thinks the soldier in iraq are protecting our freedom

thinks we should just blow iraq up

thinks kerry would have legalized gay marriage if he won



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147825)





Date: July 5th, 2006 11:27 PM
Author: gay lodge

Thinks liberals just want to take our money and give it to black people for fun

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147834)





Date: July 5th, 2006 11:28 PM
Author: snowy know-it-all university

tats:

azn symbols

something like a flower on the back of a pale, skinny shoulder revealed by a halter top

ankle tats

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147852)





Date: July 5th, 2006 11:38 PM
Author: snowy know-it-all university

watches america's funniest videos

watches pro wrestling and has a favorite pro wrestler

thinks getting dressed up is putting on a cheap polo, khakis, and sketcher boots

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147940)





Date: July 5th, 2006 11:41 PM
Author: snowy know-it-all university

watches mad tv and blue collar comdey

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147971)





Date: July 6th, 2006 3:52 AM
Author: spectacular international law enforcement agency

- Sheets instead of doors inside the house

- 5 HBO channels, Showtime, and Cinemax but no air conditioning

- Cheetos always available

- Warped trampoline from excessive sun exposure

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6149368)





Date: July 6th, 2006 4:42 AM
Author: ocher heady tanning salon

How the hell would a trampoline warp from sun exposure?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6149457)





Date: July 7th, 2006 2:51 AM
Author: spectacular international law enforcement agency

http://www.funspot.com/trampoline_repair.php

"Trampoline repair becomes necessary after perimeter stitching deteriorates in the sun's UV-rays. Depending on your location and your trampoline's sun exposure, stitching typically lasts 3 to 8 years before failure."

Never doubt me.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6156554)





Date: July 7th, 2006 2:55 AM
Author: ocher heady tanning salon

What does that have to do with warping?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6156572)





Date: July 7th, 2006 3:00 AM
Author: spectacular international law enforcement agency

Because I used to jump on it, and there were patches that would throw you in weird directions, because it was warped, presumably from uneven deterioration of stitching...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6156598)





Date: July 6th, 2006 4:00 AM
Author: aromatic library son of senegal

These are mostly good. Surprised it took so long for someone to mention hunting.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6149381)





Date: July 6th, 2006 4:01 AM
Author: Onyx Misunderstood Ceo

hybrids

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6149384)





Date: July 6th, 2006 6:55 PM
Author: curious fishy house

Smoke cigarettes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6153698)





Date: July 6th, 2006 9:53 PM
Author: brindle bossy macaca

Whatyoudreamof!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6154939)





Date: July 7th, 2006 2:55 AM
Author: snowy know-it-all university

wear us polo assn

shop at outlet malls



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6156567)





Date: July 7th, 2006 8:47 AM
Author: tripping electric furnace

A good start, but all y'all missed:

1. 3L sodas

2. Miller High Life cans

3. Jello shots at memorial day picnic

4. 7 foot wide sat dish

5. "who needs boobs with an ass like mine?" t-shirt

6. purchasing any amount of meat in excess of 1 pound

7. troll doll stuck to dashboard

8. beanie baby collection in closet "increasing in value"

9. Holiday glasses/mugs from fast food restaurant

10. Footstools in living room

11. Reference to "mud room" or "rec room"

12. Unfinished basement

13. Set of "snow tires" in garage

14. piles of camel cash sitting around kitchen

15. Water on cereal instead of milk

16. Above ground swimming pool

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6157156)





Date: July 7th, 2006 8:52 AM
Author: aromatic library son of senegal

Great. I never met anyone who poured water on cereal, though.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6157161)





Date: July 7th, 2006 8:56 AM
Author: tripping electric furnace

I've only heard of that...i think it might be more ghetto than poor, to be honest.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6157174)





Date: July 7th, 2006 9:31 AM
Author: Laughsome business firm

This is largely credited; however, it must be noted that $1 high life bottles at a bar with a patio and live music is one of the joys of life, and even the participation of a poor or two cannot ruin it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6157250)





Date: July 7th, 2006 11:56 AM
Author: embarrassed to the bone bright location mediation

Very good call on 3L sodas. I forgot they existed-- I must be losing touch with my roots.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6157903)





Date: July 7th, 2006 12:21 PM
Author: Underhanded galvanic stage

All of these are credited except #7

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6158052)





Date: July 9th, 2006 4:53 PM
Author: snowy know-it-all university

what's a 3l soda?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6171702)





Date: July 9th, 2006 4:58 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle infuriating pozpig orchestra pit

3 liter?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6171730)





Date: July 9th, 2006 5:00 PM
Author: snowy know-it-all university

i've never seen such a thing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6171742)





Date: July 9th, 2006 5:02 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle infuriating pozpig orchestra pit

Are you serious? They just look like extra huge soda bottles.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6171757)





Date: July 11th, 2006 1:03 AM
Author: ruby misanthropic center

Mostly good, but the only place I heard of a mud room was from my mom, who had one in her 30-room house in Westchester when she was growing up.

Also, an unfinished basement is sometimes okay; until my family finished ours, it had a dirt floor (for its first 250 years of existence).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6184046)





Date: January 30th, 2007 9:58 AM
Author: Mentally Impaired Canary Generalized Bond Giraffe

6 - My parents once bought a whole cow (with one other family) and had it butchered.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#7511387)





Date: April 21st, 2007 6:04 PM
Author: Bespoke Volcanic Crater

did they watch?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#7976849)





Date: April 6th, 2007 3:00 PM
Author: Offensive cracking market queen of the night

16 is the epitome of poor... buying something normally associated with wealth but doing it cheaply.

also, cars that were once expensive but are now 15 years old and have no value.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#7885262)





Date: July 7th, 2006 9:34 AM
Author: Hairraiser Theatre Doctorate

Believe University of Phoenix is a real uni.

Try to use their degree in "Business Administration" from there to apply to HBS.

Nickname things that shouldn't be nicknamed (Coffee = Joe, Coors = Colorado Kool Aid, Gasoline = Go Juice)

Celebrate their farts. "Damn! Good One!!!!"

Still wear mullets.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6157260)





Date: July 7th, 2006 9:47 AM
Author: curious fishy house

Wow. You sound completely out of touch.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6157291)





Date: July 7th, 2006 9:51 AM
Author: chest-beating awkward faggot firefighter

Did somebody mention big screen TVs that constitute half of their assets in worth?

Also, say "INsurance" instead of "inSURance."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6157307)





Date: July 7th, 2006 9:52 AM
Author: Vibrant mental disorder temple

So much of this stuff applies to my family, it's unbelievable.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6157311)





Date: July 7th, 2006 9:56 AM
Author: curious fishy house

Grandma and Grandpa Skeletor would also fit nicely in this thread.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6157327)





Date: July 7th, 2006 9:57 AM
Author: Vibrant mental disorder temple

it applies to allll of my family, both sides

my immediate family as well... i've always been considered the nigger sheep

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6157333)





Date: July 7th, 2006 9:59 AM
Author: chest-beating awkward faggot firefighter

Is that b/c you're black?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6157342)





Date: July 7th, 2006 9:59 AM
Author: Vibrant mental disorder temple

if i was black, i probably wouldn't be posting on this board.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6157345)





Date: July 7th, 2006 10:01 AM
Author: curious fishy house

with your booklearnin...

Could you have made your Dad a lot prouder by making the All-State football team in highschool?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6157351)





Date: July 7th, 2006 10:02 AM
Author: Vibrant mental disorder temple

my dad was not part of my childhood

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6157360)





Date: July 7th, 2006 10:03 AM
Author: curious fishy house

*whistles nervously, adjusts collar*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6157365)





Date: July 7th, 2006 10:04 AM
Author: Vibrant mental disorder temple

daddy? DAAAADDDDY! ...where my chile support???

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6157374)





Date: July 7th, 2006 10:05 AM
Author: chest-beating awkward faggot firefighter

LOLZ. I picture him staring darkly at the screen with a stern look on his face.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6157380)





Date: July 7th, 2006 10:03 AM
Author: chest-beating awkward faggot firefighter

REMISSPARENTINGPWN3D

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6157368)





Date: March 6th, 2007 12:16 AM
Author: Arousing aqua stock car

LOL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#7714687)





Date: July 9th, 2006 5:15 PM
Author: White contagious menage fat ankles

Me too.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6171836)





Date: July 7th, 2006 10:01 AM
Author: Chrome Internet-worthy Locale

Family that has been killed in a war

bellies that hang over their belt

cheeto fingers

edit: i would continue this to say a minibag of chips or a soda in their hands at all times.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6157353)





Date: July 7th, 2006 10:04 AM
Author: chest-beating awkward faggot firefighter

Family now serving in I-RAQ is a huge one, currently.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6157372)





Date: July 7th, 2006 10:05 AM
Author: Laughsome business firm

I assume you are excluding family that was killed in WWII.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6157378)





Date: July 7th, 2006 10:09 AM
Author: chest-beating awkward faggot firefighter

Yeah, WWII vets are common in classy fams.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6157389)





Date: July 7th, 2006 10:07 AM
Author: wonderful den alpha

Talk with the cigarette still in their mouth

Distrust the government for the wrong reasons

Work at a "plant" or a "shop"

Fat chicks



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6157384)





Date: July 7th, 2006 10:11 AM
Author: chest-beating awkward faggot firefighter

"Fat chicks."

It never ceases to amaze me how accurate this is. They should sell their blubber to the Eskimos or something.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6157393)





Date: July 7th, 2006 10:13 AM
Author: Vibrant mental disorder temple

"distrust the govt for the wrong reasons"

very accurate.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6157402)





Date: July 7th, 2006 10:09 AM
Author: Chrome Internet-worthy Locale

Morals.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6157390)





Date: July 7th, 2006 10:16 AM
Author: chest-beating awkward faggot firefighter

*chortle*

You're thinking of middle class midwesterners, dood. Poors are violent and negligent.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6157420)





Date: July 7th, 2006 11:34 AM
Author: mischievous philosopher-king parlour

I think this is right. Poor people have morals, rich people have social rules.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6157794)





Date: April 6th, 2007 9:33 PM
Author: Razzle corner

and what social rules are those?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#7887367)





Date: July 7th, 2006 11:36 AM
Author: green lascivious gas station

titcr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6157806)





Date: July 7th, 2006 10:14 AM
Author: Vibrant mental disorder temple

'vote republican' bumper stickers

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6157405)





Date: July 7th, 2006 11:22 AM
Author: mischievous philosopher-king parlour

So does poor = everyone in America who is not both rich and from a city or a suburb?



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6157726)





Date: July 7th, 2006 11:32 AM
Author: fiercely-loyal hissy fit

A lower credit limit than me but a higher balance.

"Yiz"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6157785)





Date: July 8th, 2006 1:52 AM
Author: Shaky institution double fault

Lots of unprotected sex.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6164105)





Date: July 8th, 2006 2:04 AM
Author: crystalline zippy liquid oxygen plaza

Read National Enquirer and other tabloids

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6164181)





Date: July 9th, 2006 3:31 PM
Author: ocher heady tanning salon

Why do you suppose that is?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6171185)





Date: July 9th, 2006 6:32 PM
Author: crystalline zippy liquid oxygen plaza

Stupidity plus bad taste.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6172327)





Date: July 9th, 2006 3:33 PM
Author: poppy marvelous church building private investor

Kankles

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6171193)





Date: July 9th, 2006 3:46 PM
Author: green lascivious gas station

kankles r so waspy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6171274)





Date: July 9th, 2006 3:52 PM
Author: poppy marvelous church building private investor

I've seen them overflow out of tennis shoes. Bothing about that woman said wasp.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6171300)





Date: July 9th, 2006 3:53 PM
Author: green lascivious gas station

whenever i think 'cankles,' i think middle-aged white woman with short, greying hair, a long skirt or khakis and loafers for folks with wide feet.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6171304)





Date: July 9th, 2006 3:42 PM
Author: Coiffed dark community account native

But huge amounts of Powerball tix every drawing as a team with their coworkers.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6171255)





Date: July 9th, 2006 3:47 PM
Author: excitant antidepressant drug

shit in bags

piss off the porch

piss in bottles if it's late

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6171276)





Date: July 9th, 2006 3:56 PM
Author: Effete erotic address

An enormous brood of dirty, snot-filled children

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6171314)





Date: July 9th, 2006 5:13 PM
Author: snowy know-it-all university

titcr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6171827)





Date: July 9th, 2006 4:08 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle infuriating pozpig orchestra pit

Looks like 'when cousins marry (and have kids)'

Breathes through their mouth

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6171374)





Date: July 9th, 2006 5:29 PM
Author: snowy know-it-all university

1. nascar moms instead of soccer mom's

2. 80's hair

3. thinks pontiac g6s are "awesome"

4. camaros

5. four-wheelers

6. dirt bikes

7. brown lip liner rings

8. at least one dead tooth

9. the only ones in suits at weddings are the groom and best men

11. pajama pants

12. work boots

13. carpenter jeans

14. fossil is the holy grail of watches

15. short sleaved button shirts

16. if he even has a dress shirt, the collar has a button 17. in each corner

18. can be seen walking around with a generic bottle of water, thinking they're the shit for drinking bottled water

19. think dkny jeans is actual dkny

20. bleach stained clothing



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6171925)





Date: July 11th, 2006 12:55 AM
Author: crimson comical resort mexican

wonderful

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6183983)





Date: July 9th, 2006 5:38 PM
Author: snowy know-it-all university

kinves purchased off of qvc or hsn

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6171966)





Date: July 9th, 2006 6:27 PM
Author: snowy know-it-all university

have night jobs as "minute men"



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6172289)





Date: July 9th, 2006 6:29 PM
Author: black lettuce

Bush/Cheney bumper stickers

Support/Pray for Our Troops magnets

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6172303)





Date: July 9th, 2006 7:21 PM
Author: snowy know-it-all university

would ride in a white limo or a hummer limo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6172705)





Date: July 9th, 2006 7:44 PM
Author: Slate Bearded Church Masturbator

Throw a party when daughter finally gets her GED.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6172887)





Date: July 9th, 2006 8:14 PM
Author: snowy know-it-all university

a missing limb

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6173090)





Date: July 9th, 2006 8:18 PM
Author: Startling sound barrier depressive

drink lots of soda, watch soap operas, smoke non-name brand cigarettes, drive irocs or old camrys, watch nascar, have a broken piece of exercise equipment in their living room, go to county fairs, live in a trailer, eat tv dinners, have tattoos with signifcant others name (that they are no longer with), kids out of wedlock... need i go on?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6173123)





Date: July 9th, 2006 8:24 PM
Author: snowy know-it-all university

smoke or have tattoos period

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6173178)





Date: July 9th, 2006 8:24 PM
Author: snowy know-it-all university

cell phone cases



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6173181)





Date: July 11th, 2006 12:53 AM
Author: Rambunctious Stag Film

jobs as strip mall security guards

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6183945)





Date: July 11th, 2006 1:05 AM
Author: Pale casino puppy

use Vaseline as lube.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6184062)





Date: July 11th, 2006 2:38 PM
Author: snowy know-it-all university

"work trucks"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6187079)





Date: July 11th, 2006 2:41 PM
Author: geriatric deep nibblets step-uncle's house

CAR EDITION!

a bumblebee yellow, rusted 1993 Dodge Intrepid.

A mustang from the 1980s

A "pimped" Dodge Aries

A door of a different color than the rest of the car.

A Git-R-Done bumper sticker.

IROC...need I say more?

Jesus/abortion bumper stickers.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6187102)





Date: July 11th, 2006 2:43 PM
Author: snowy know-it-all university

sell plasma

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6187113)





Date: July 13th, 2006 3:24 AM
Author: snowy know-it-all university

eat at buffets

diabetes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6199730)





Date: July 13th, 2006 3:26 AM
Author: charismatic avocado cuckold skinny woman

"Worst Type of American Whites" threads

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6199742)





Date: July 13th, 2006 3:39 AM
Author: spectacular international law enforcement agency

Take fiber supplements

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6199792)





Date: July 14th, 2006 3:57 AM
Author: snowy know-it-all university

listen to 3 doors down



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6209092)





Date: July 14th, 2006 10:45 AM
Author: passionate balding hall

Wear hats with flames on them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6209872)





Date: August 1st, 2006 2:36 PM
Author: snowy know-it-all university

i saw generic velveta the other day. it was called "pasteurized cheese spread."

i also so a coon hunting liscense on a truck

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6353776)





Date: August 1st, 2006 2:48 PM
Author: histrionic pearl really tough guy

"Big Dogs" sportswear

Wraparound shades

Dial-up internet access on 28.8K modem

Motivational posters at workplace - "Teamwork", "Excellence", etc.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6353880)





Date: August 1st, 2006 3:06 PM
Author: snowy know-it-all university

i literally lol'ed at the motivational posters

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6354036)





Date: August 1st, 2006 3:08 PM
Author: geriatric deep nibblets step-uncle's house

Ahh, Successories.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6354064)





Date: August 9th, 2006 12:54 AM
Author: snowy know-it-all university

roll their own cigs

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6404774)





Date: August 9th, 2006 2:20 AM
Author: snowy know-it-all university

frozen french toast/pancakes/waffles

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6405171)





Date: August 10th, 2006 8:27 AM
Author: cream mother

Low tuition.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6412804)





Date: August 14th, 2006 12:10 PM
Author: vivacious persian

Spend thousands to have baby's name tattooed on chest, but don't pay child support.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6436107)





Date: August 27th, 2006 12:25 PM
Author: Self-absorbed indigo boistinker

ask what makes a poor

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6509578)





Date: August 27th, 2006 12:43 PM
Author: Diverse magenta crackhouse

Cannot name their state's capital and the current Vice President.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6509697)





Date: August 27th, 2006 4:36 PM
Author: swashbuckling indecent site haunted graveyard

Have a "college degree" in Air Conditioning repair from a place that advertises on the subway.

Still wear neon clothing

Go to Red Lobster whenever there is a big family celebration

Have a half-erased tattoo on their body (saving money to get the rest done)

waist-length hair

Have their own name, or a boyfriend or girlfriend's tattooed on their arm

Shop at Costco

Drink beer with every meal

Think "Reader's Digest" is sophisticated reading material

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6510681)





Date: August 27th, 2006 5:25 PM
Author: snowy know-it-all university

the red lobster sounds part sounds like more of a black thing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6510931)





Date: August 27th, 2006 5:30 PM
Author: mauve locus foreskin

most of costco's clientele are middle to upper middle class suburbanites.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6510967)





Date: August 27th, 2006 6:11 PM
Author: snowy know-it-all university

american cars

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6511197)





Date: September 20th, 2006 1:21 PM
Author: snowy know-it-all university

oversized, dingy parkas

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6646503)





Date: November 19th, 2006 11:34 PM
Author: snowy know-it-all university

watch daytime television

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#7030604)





Date: November 19th, 2006 11:36 PM
Author: mewling sickened pit

live in trailers and collect disability benefits, even if able-bodied.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#7030621)





Date: November 19th, 2006 11:36 PM
Author: Coiffed dark community account native

Let Maury Povich determine paternity

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#7030633)





Date: November 19th, 2006 11:46 PM
Author: snowy know-it-all university

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#7030730)





Date: November 19th, 2006 11:39 PM
Author: mewling sickened pit

spend more on their rims than on their homes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#7030666)





Date: November 19th, 2006 11:40 PM
Author: Charcoal Office

damn it. I have *all* of these things.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#7030670)





Date: November 20th, 2006 12:06 AM
Author: irradiated stage

frog giggin'

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#7030946)





Date: November 20th, 2006 12:07 AM
Author: irradiated stage

glamour shots

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#7030953)





Date: November 20th, 2006 12:09 AM
Author: mewling sickened pit

Glamous shots? novel! What are those?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#7030974)





Date: November 20th, 2006 12:07 AM
Author: bronze bisexual box office idiot

The HIV

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#7030958)





Date: January 30th, 2007 4:38 AM
Author: snowy know-it-all university

pocket knifes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#7511069)





Date: January 30th, 2007 4:43 AM
Author: snowy know-it-all university

a dead tooth and a factory job

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#7511074)





Date: January 30th, 2007 5:01 AM
Author: snowy know-it-all university

a revoked license

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#7511094)





Date: January 30th, 2007 5:14 AM
Author: startled racy national gaping

Furniture that still has the plastic on it (sometimes 10 years later).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#7511098)





Date: January 30th, 2007 5:22 AM
Author: navy frozen athletic conference field

...more sex than the losers here.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#7511102)





Date: January 30th, 2007 5:57 AM
Author: Dashing fantasy-prone cruise ship

Go to church

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#7511114)





Date: January 30th, 2007 1:06 PM
Author: Soul-stirring aggressive round eye theater stage

Poors always pour the milk in first.

Breeding tells.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#7512091)





Date: April 6th, 2007 9:37 PM
Author: Razzle corner

*Poors always pour the milk in first.*

wow, good call on this one.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#7887389)





Date: January 30th, 2007 1:16 PM
Author: bateful vermilion garrison weed whacker

building a plane from a kit in the front yard. have been doing so and talking about it for 3-4 years.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#7512143)





Date: January 30th, 2007 2:48 PM
Author: clear bat-shit-crazy travel guidebook

buy used, usually incomplete encyclopedias that nobody in the house reads

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#7512741)





Date: January 30th, 2007 3:15 PM
Author: clear bat-shit-crazy travel guidebook

light fireworks

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#7512857)





Date: January 30th, 2007 4:23 PM
Author: Motley Orchid Area Sweet Tailpipe

past the age of 13 I agree.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#7513305)





Date: February 11th, 2007 4:05 AM
Author: snowy know-it-all university

get arrested by the po-lice

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#7582631)





Date: February 11th, 2007 4:08 AM
Author: snowy know-it-all university

uncontrolled acne

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#7582633)





Date: February 11th, 2007 4:09 AM
Author: snowy know-it-all university

scraggly facial hair

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#7582634)





Date: February 11th, 2007 4:20 AM
Author: snowy know-it-all university

don't think 'saw' is a word

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#7582640)





Date: February 11th, 2007 4:20 AM
Author: snowy know-it-all university

black guys white girls

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#7582641)





Date: March 5th, 2007 11:19 PM
Author: snowy know-it-all university

support our troops and fetuses

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#7714416)





Date: March 5th, 2007 11:28 PM
Author: aquamarine people who are hurt trailer park

foreskin.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#7714445)





Date: March 5th, 2007 11:45 PM
Author: snowy know-it-all university

titcp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#7714524)





Date: April 6th, 2007 2:44 PM
Author: snowy know-it-all university

http://good-times.webshots.com/photo/2424346970054106074WFQwfl

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#7885160)





Date: April 6th, 2007 2:47 PM
Author: floppy heaven

http://good-times.webshots.com/photo/2807105050054106074GevcCU

Um.

http://good-times.webshots.com/photo/2378757960054106074ZQxKPt

Is that dude getting married in a short sleeve flannel shirt?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#7885172)





Date: April 6th, 2007 2:49 PM
Author: snowy know-it-all university

at his wedding, yes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#7885195)





Date: April 6th, 2007 3:26 PM
Author: tan big abode

His cousin is pretty hot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#7885397)





Date: April 6th, 2007 2:47 PM
Author: ebony idiotic lay

buy hummer H3s

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#7885176)





Date: April 6th, 2007 3:35 PM
Author: snowy know-it-all university

i vote pro-life bumper stickers

bumper stickers

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#7885419)





Date: April 6th, 2007 3:44 PM
Author: Purple Aphrodisiac Ladyboy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#7885465)





Date: April 6th, 2007 6:05 PM
Author: Judgmental jap

own cheap auto accessories like colored mats or dashboard decorations.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#7886332)





Date: April 6th, 2007 9:36 PM
Author: mauve locus foreskin

bluetooth earpieces.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#7887384)





Date: April 6th, 2007 9:40 PM
Author: Razzle corner

drink miller lite, smoke cigarettes and weed, and then put their ashes in the empty beer can.

play "spades"

think reading Jane Austen or Virginia Woolf is cool if you're a white male

work at Friday's, Applebee's, Red Lobster, etc.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#7887404)





Date: April 21st, 2007 5:40 PM
Author: aquamarine people who are hurt trailer park

Have weddings on days other than Saturday

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#7976727)





Date: April 21st, 2007 6:05 PM
Author: snowy know-it-all university

make threads about ny being too expensive

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#7976852)





Date: April 21st, 2007 6:08 PM
Author: aquamarine people who are hurt trailer park

Or call things "expensive" period.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#7976867)





Date: April 21st, 2007 6:20 PM
Author: Razzmatazz narrow-minded point

no, a place like stockholm or copenhagen is truly expensive.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#7976925)





Date: April 21st, 2007 6:23 PM
Author: snowy know-it-all university

you're almost as cultured as grace kelly. care to tell me about the difference between sushi and sashimi?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#7976941)





Date: April 21st, 2007 6:25 PM
Author: Razzmatazz narrow-minded point

people in indiana wouldn't know the difference so it'd only confuse you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#7976950)





Date: April 21st, 2007 6:28 PM
Author: snowy know-it-all university

oh i forgot, your passee chunky glasses and circa 1986 lesbian vests make you so worldly.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#7976972)





Date: April 21st, 2007 6:32 PM
Author: Razzmatazz narrow-minded point

they don't, but at least i've been out of my state

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#7976999)





Date: April 21st, 2007 6:36 PM
Author: snowy know-it-all university

oooh, look at me, i've visited every h&m in every western european capital there is.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#7977018)





Date: April 21st, 2007 6:40 PM
Author: Razzmatazz narrow-minded point
Subject: and central and eastern

sorry kid, h&m is passe

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#7977038)





Date: April 21st, 2007 6:42 PM
Author: snowy know-it-all university

really? because it looks like you buy all of your clothes there.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#7977050)





Date: April 21st, 2007 6:57 PM
Author: Razzmatazz narrow-minded point

wrong chain

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#7977144)





Date: April 21st, 2007 6:17 PM
Author: Bespoke Volcanic Crater

*wipes tears of laughter away*

*emails thread link to everyone i know*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#7976907)





Date: April 21st, 2007 6:35 PM
Author: Boyish khaki marketing idea voyeur

Too lazy to read the other posts, but...

Do: Beat each other up, get payday loans, buy shitty beer.

Have: Scabies, horse-track stubs, and babies.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#7977010)





Date: April 21st, 2007 6:43 PM
Author: Bespoke Volcanic Crater

DS, you need to read this thread its too funneh!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#7977052)





Date: April 21st, 2007 6:50 PM
Author: snowy know-it-all university

i've always wondered why they're so violent and have babies. probably because they're irrational due to their smaller brains.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#7977099)





Date: April 21st, 2007 6:45 PM
Author: Milky genital piercing

one or more xoxo monikers.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#7977065)





Date: April 21st, 2007 6:49 PM
Author: Bespoke Volcanic Crater

Walmart

McDonalds

unkempt children, usually 4+ of them, all under the age of 6, with a bun in the oven

wears the faded black spandex pants that stop mid calf + white ankle socks + cheap running shoes (ironic, cuz they never run anywhere) uniform

cheeto mouth

smokes half a cigaret, then puts out/saves it for later

crooked adult teeth



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#7977094)





Date: April 21st, 2007 6:54 PM
Author: snowy know-it-all university

lol the cigarette thing always happens whenever i interrupt a gas station attendant's work break

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#7977121)





Date: April 21st, 2007 6:56 PM
Author: Topaz disturbing boltzmann

1. Thinks Rolex is the pinnicle of watches

2. Drives a Lexus

3. Can't wait to get their "huge" biglaw salary

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#7977141)





Date: April 21st, 2007 6:59 PM
Author: snowy know-it-all university

only brands known are rolex, armani, harvard.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#7977169)





Date: April 21st, 2007 7:02 PM
Author: snowy know-it-all university

my brother had cancer and the radiation made him retarded. now he can't keep a job because he always gets in fights with people because he has something to prove. he also wears jorts.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#7977189)





Date: April 21st, 2007 8:39 PM
Author: aquamarine people who are hurt trailer park

*Clothing Edition*

Jorts, exclusively cargo pants, fabric belts, shirts by Akademiks, RocaWear, Sean John or just general no-brand stuff with pictures of money, currency signs, guns or cars on the front. Bandannas. Mesh hats sans irony. Multiple sets of hunting fatigues. Acid-wash jeans.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#7977762)





Date: April 21st, 2007 8:48 PM
Author: Soggy adventurous dilemma

They order steak well-done.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#7977822)





Date: April 21st, 2007 8:49 PM
Author: Charcoal Office

premade mixed salad

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#7977829)





Date: April 21st, 2007 8:52 PM
Author: aquamarine people who are hurt trailer park

With dressing in packets.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#7977844)





Date: April 21st, 2007 8:53 PM
Author: Charcoal Office

especilly ranch

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#7977851)





Date: April 21st, 2007 8:54 PM
Author: aquamarine people who are hurt trailer park

misspell "especially."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#7977857)





Date: April 21st, 2007 8:59 PM
Author: Charcoal Office

pretend typos are spelling errors

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#7977895)





Date: April 21st, 2007 9:00 PM
Author: aquamarine people who are hurt trailer park

touche :)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#7977902)





Date: April 21st, 2007 9:04 PM
Author: Charcoal Office

:)

Do you ever say "touché" irl?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#7977921)





Date: April 21st, 2007 9:05 PM
Author: aquamarine people who are hurt trailer park

Yes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#7977929)





Date: April 21st, 2007 9:12 PM
Author: Razzle corner

tool

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#7977968)





Date: April 21st, 2007 9:13 PM
Author: Charcoal Office

dude.

*shakes head*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#7977973)





Date: April 21st, 2007 9:15 PM
Author: Razzle corner

wanna date?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#7977987)





Date: April 21st, 2007 9:19 PM
Author: Charcoal Office

are you a rasquach h8er?

I can't keep track of them anymore. :(

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#7978007)





Date: April 21st, 2007 9:23 PM
Author: Razzle corner

nah. i liked the premade mixed salad w/ranch tho. never would have thought of that one

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#7978035)





Date: April 21st, 2007 9:35 PM
Author: Charcoal Office

sorry :(

if it make you feel better, I like ranch sometimes, with chicken strips

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#7978120)





Date: April 21st, 2007 8:57 PM
Author:  indirect expression bawdyhouse

Quarterstaves

Leather Armor

Clubs

Long Swords

Stacks of Arrows

Stacks of Crossbolts

Scrolls of Magic Missile

Scrolls of Identify

Minor Healing Potions

Notes Found on a Dead Body - Return to Nearest Innkeeper to Claim Small Reward

Small Gems

Wolf Pelts

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#7977883)





Date: April 21st, 2007 9:00 PM
Author: aquamarine people who are hurt trailer park

180^hizzla

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#7977904)





Date: April 21st, 2007 9:13 PM
Author: fluffy wrinkle gay wizard

Dress up for the Olive Garden

Color coordinate their shoes/shirt/hat

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#7977977)





Date: April 21st, 2007 9:15 PM
Author: aquamarine people who are hurt trailer park

Go to food franchises in general.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#7977983)





Date: April 21st, 2007 9:16 PM
Author: fluffy wrinkle gay wizard

Nothing wrong with going. I'd go to Olive Garden/etc if its close and I just want a cheap meal that I'm too lazy to make. Thinking its an event = poor.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#7977992)





Date: April 21st, 2007 9:41 PM
Author: startled racy national gaping

bad teeth/claim they are afraid of the dentist.

bad feet

wear flannel even when it is hot out.

wear a robe around the house.

save ketchup packets, salt & pepper, and plastic utensils from fast food places.

Use a clothes hanger as a as a tv antenna

Hangs clothes on the clothes line.

drinks tang, generic sodas (grape, strawberry, apple).

Watches televion stations in a language they don't know.

Thinks 10$/hr is alot to get paid



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#7978172)





Date: September 28th, 2007 8:57 PM
Author: Wild ultramarine piazza background story

TVs in cars

http://cache.gizmodo.com/assets/resources/2007/09/gpstv.jpg

Car balls

http://www.boudist.com/images/car-balls.jpg



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#8702465)





Date: September 28th, 2007 9:02 PM
Author: Pink house-broken blood rage

Zune

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#8702480)





Date: December 9th, 2007 3:21 PM
Author: snowy know-it-all university



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#9001764)





Date: December 9th, 2007 3:41 PM
Author: Maroon Brunch

awesome thread.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#9001858)





Date: December 9th, 2007 3:29 PM
Author:  black woman azn



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#9001801)





Date: December 9th, 2007 3:41 PM
Author: Twinkling pontificating laser beams kitchen

Say "ignorant" when they mean "rude".

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#9001854)





Date: January 7th, 2008 5:24 AM
Author: autistic gunner indian lodge

1. have non-tax deductible cell phone bills

2. say things like "i only have 50 minutes left on my cell phone plan"

3. live within 2 blocks of a liquor store, with a check-cashing service

4. roll up their own cigarettes.

5. ask their friends "can i hit that" on the above mentioned cigarettes.

6. ask "how much gas you got in your car?"

7. drink beer in the park

8. drink beer in coin-operated laundry mats

9. updates their myspace more than once a month



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#9125098)





Date: January 12th, 2008 5:21 PM
Author: snowy know-it-all university

9. has a myspace

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#9152404)





Date: January 7th, 2008 9:47 AM
Author: Ungodly translucent nursing home elastic band

use poors as a noun

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#9125298)





Date: January 12th, 2008 5:22 PM
Author:  black woman azn

1. Degree from Indiana

2. False hopes it will get them a job paying over 40k/year

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#9152408)





Date: January 27th, 2008 10:36 AM
Author: Maroon Brunch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#9228844)





Date: January 27th, 2008 10:40 AM
Author: Red half-breed base

Always ask this question about new restaurants:

"Did you get enough?"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#9228853)





Date: January 27th, 2008 1:10 PM
Author: abnormal hospital

Things they do:

Watch their little girl die in the car on the way to the doctor from a simple strep infection because they can't afford insurance and can't afford to pay the doctor so they put off going hoping the illnes will clear up on its own.

This thread is disgusting.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#9229344)





Date: January 27th, 2008 1:12 PM
Author:  station hairy legs

lolz

dead poors are funny

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#9229354)





Date: March 15th, 2008 5:14 PM
Author: snowy know-it-all university

don't major in finance, econ, or a hard science

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#9481949)





Date: March 15th, 2008 5:15 PM
Author:  Forum Coldplay Fan

Live in ManhaTTTan

ROFL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#9481952)