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support the troops bumper stickers cell phone belt clips i...
Vigorous Brilliant Boiling Water
  07/05/06
stfu n00b!
Glittery Angry Giraffe Stain
  07/05/06
Friends IRL
Sapphire Provocative Famous Landscape Painting Library
  07/05/06
Secondhand Carhartt clothing. Trashbag over the missing win...
snowy ape office
  07/05/06
Spiderweb tats on the elbow
nubile home
  07/05/06
Good call.
snowy ape office
  07/05/06
The barbed-wire tats 'round the upper arm have become too po...
nubile home
  07/05/06
180 for the no fear t-shirts. great reference.
Overrated yapping messiness box office
  07/05/06
In high school we would head to pizza hut for lunch and they...
Yellow Useless Brakes
  08/01/06
"Big Johnson" t-shirts HAHAHA. 180 for the referen...
comical yarmulke indian lodge
  01/30/07
Confederate flag Jesus fish Fox News coffee mug Rus...
Garnet field masturbator
  07/05/06
You confuse rednecks for poors. A lot of those NASCAR fan...
iridescent hairraiser station
  07/05/06
Yes, but then they have to live in Boone, NC.
maize hairy legs
  07/07/06
No. Southern states have some of the lowest per capita inco...
Stimulating Haunted Graveyard
  07/14/06
WEAR JC PENNY SUITS PER LAW IS 4 LOSERS
motley indigo black woman
  04/06/07
The vast majority of you are poors
Carmine ladyboy pisswyrm
  04/21/07
...
Spectacular Self-absorbed Tattoo
  12/09/07
diskmen instead of ipods
Vigorous Brilliant Boiling Water
  07/05/06
IPods are disgusting, ugly, poorish, and associated with pre...
Federal Therapy
  07/05/06
i'd rather be pretentious than a poor
Vigorous Brilliant Boiling Water
  07/05/06
kinda ironic since most of them will spend their meager payc...
Grizzly alcoholic coffee pot
  07/07/06
Gallon jugs of off-brand pink "juice."
nubile home
  07/05/06
it's called "drink". clearly you have never been ...
Sapphire Provocative Famous Landscape Painting Library
  07/05/06
I used to drink plastic gas station soda cups full of it wit...
nubile home
  07/05/06
awesome. outstanding feature of teh poors.
Bisexual multi-colored step-uncle's house laser beams
  07/06/06
165. solid xoxo post. keep it up
amethyst metal meetinghouse milk
  01/30/07
LOL I adore the Dave Chappelle bit on this...
Underhanded Round Eye Deer Antler
  07/06/06
juice? Fuck that, gimme some purple drink.
snowy ape office
  07/05/06
TITMFCR
Sapphire Provocative Famous Landscape Painting Library
  07/05/06
YASMFRATS
snowy ape office
  07/05/06
Obviously, your experience is limited to chapelle. In rea...
Submissive Point Foreskin
  07/05/06
My experience centers mostly around poor white people, which...
snowy ape office
  07/05/06
Relax man...i'm just messing around. Maybe you're right..im ...
Submissive Point Foreskin
  07/05/06
drink grape soda salt their watermelons say "bling bl...
irradiated business firm windowlicker
  07/05/06
More expensive sneakers than you.
Sapphire Provocative Famous Landscape Painting Library
  07/05/06
This is amazingly accurate
smoky dog poop generalized bond
  07/05/06
A+
Gay selfie international law enforcement agency
  07/07/06
http://www.theonion.com/content/node/33490
Sapphire Provocative Famous Landscape Painting Library
  08/14/06
be black have southern accent eat oppossum
irradiated business firm windowlicker
  07/05/06
a fucking possum.
snowy ape office
  07/05/06
southern accent is not by any means something that only poor...
Arousing sticky hell
  08/27/06
shirts w/ dragons on them baggy jean shorts penchant for s...
Vigorous Brilliant Boiling Water
  07/05/06
Not only "I seen," but also "I says" (in...
Garnet field masturbator
  07/05/06
"We was."
Odious Gaping Market
  07/06/06
you is.
Grizzly alcoholic coffee pot
  07/07/06
jnco jeans - LOLOLOL
passionate dilemma goal in life
  07/09/06
"Terrorist Hunting License" sticker on the back of...
snowy ape office
  07/05/06
Miracle Whip is teh good
mind-boggling travel guidebook
  07/06/06
I seen 'em eat that shit with a spoon!
laughsome hall
  07/08/06
Buy lottery tickets
Fiercely-loyal aphrodisiac clown
  07/05/06
Bald head with copious facial hair. Wearing a John Deere ...
snowy ape office
  07/05/06
first statement, on-point; second, not so much.
Crawly zombie-like degenerate roommate
  07/05/06
Chew tobacco Eat pork rinds Go without health insuranc...
Fiercely-loyal aphrodisiac clown
  07/05/06
beef jerky hair scrunchies
Vigorous Brilliant Boiling Water
  07/05/06
beef jerky is prestigious, you dolt.
khaki half-breed
  08/27/06
Discredited.
cracking pearly tanning salon
  04/06/07
long short-sleeve T-shirts with wolves on them.
copper excitant bbw brethren
  07/05/06
Also shirts with maudlin patriotic regalia, like eagles and ...
nubile home
  07/05/06
good call. old navy flag t-shirt.
copper excitant bbw brethren
  07/05/06
Shirts with Disney characters
Bateful zippy police squad property
  01/30/07
SPINNING RIMS.
blue garrison
  07/05/06
They drive cars with broken trunks, and the trunks are kept ...
nubile home
  07/05/06
Post on XO pretending to be rich and "prestigious"...
Federal Therapy
  07/05/06
Own a car that costs more than the house.
Translucent sandwich resort
  07/05/06
only the rims cost more
Azure kitchen electric furnace
  07/05/06
Conduct yard sale or gargage sale
Fiercely-loyal aphrodisiac clown
  07/05/06
In which they sell shit like broken refrigerators and tatter...
nubile home
  07/05/06
and used tampons
Translucent sandwich resort
  07/05/06
Some of the shit they put on display is shameful, broken toa...
Fiercely-loyal aphrodisiac clown
  07/05/06
I've seen dog-eared romance novels from the early 70's.
nubile home
  07/05/06
old navy talks about her "personal trainer" from ...
Vigorous Brilliant Boiling Water
  07/05/06
your posts in this thread have been spot-on.
hideous hospital doctorate
  07/05/06
I agree with this.
Lascivious address tank
  07/05/06
because he is poor
Grizzly alcoholic coffee pot
  07/07/06
i live in indiana
Vigorous Brilliant Boiling Water
  07/09/06
Not just tweety bird shirts--> XXXL tweety bird shirts wi...
ebony trip parlour old irish cottage
  01/30/07
...
pale swashbuckling ratface
  07/05/06
Definitely
Garnet field masturbator
  07/05/06
I fucking hate those stickers
Translucent sandwich resort
  07/05/06
She looks washed out
Translucent sandwich resort
  07/05/06
This is not a very nice way to speak about those less fortun...
Gold mentally impaired area dopamine
  07/05/06
it's not because they're less fortunate. it's they way they...
Vigorous Brilliant Boiling Water
  07/09/06
Have student loans Think BIGLAW is a great salary Have...
Sapphire Provocative Famous Landscape Painting Library
  07/05/06
i'm a total poor in this case.
Adventurous bright mad cow disease feces
  04/06/07
named wayde icp apparel prepaid cell phones
Vigorous Brilliant Boiling Water
  07/05/06
lol, do they still have prepaid cellphones? what a rip off
Translucent sandwich resort
  07/05/06
Some prepaid cell phones are a good deal if you rarely use y...
Fiercely-loyal aphrodisiac clown
  07/05/06
I agree. I rarely use mine, and many poors have far more ex...
lake temple skinny woman
  07/11/06
"Buy American" stickers Foil on TV antenna D...
Garnet field masturbator
  07/05/06
Uh, Waffle House is supremely awesome. HTH
Ungodly umber weed whacker
  08/27/06
titcream
anal disgusting private investor parlor
  01/27/08
Patches of tarpaper or black plastic on top of the leaks in ...
nubile home
  07/05/06
watch cmt, fox, and spike (if they even have cable) window ...
Vigorous Brilliant Boiling Water
  07/05/06
They can't locate NY state on a map and definitely can't ide...
Translucent sandwich resort
  07/05/06
shop at jc penny and sears go to olive garden for special o...
Vigorous Brilliant Boiling Water
  07/05/06
I border on a stunningly hickish/poor area of NY. Those kid...
snowy ape office
  07/05/06
Where in NY?
Stirring purple telephone crotch
  07/10/06
western NY has some filthy human garbage.
Arousing sticky hell
  08/27/06
Be fat. Women: wear sweatshirts with Winnie the Pooh appl...
fragrant pit marketing idea
  07/05/06
It's true that the disgusting obese people tend to be low in...
Translucent sandwich resort
  07/05/06
Obese poors are often too poor to wear anything other than s...
nubile home
  07/05/06
Correct.
snowy ape office
  07/05/06
...
fragrant pit marketing idea
  07/05/06
Keep large stack of reading material next to toilet
Fiercely-loyal aphrodisiac clown
  07/05/06
I shamelessly read the Farmer's Almanac on the shitter.
nubile home
  07/05/06
I've always found reading on the toilet to be profoundly off...
Fiercely-loyal aphrodisiac clown
  07/05/06
WHHHHHHHHAT?
snowy ape office
  07/05/06
Mark of a prole
Fiercely-loyal aphrodisiac clown
  07/05/06
It's because they have a very unhealthy diet and are obese, ...
Translucent sandwich resort
  07/05/06
Put BYOB on wedding invitation
Fiercely-loyal aphrodisiac clown
  07/05/06
and below that, "No shirt, no cake"
Translucent sandwich resort
  07/05/06
On that note: Put a gift registry card in a wedding invitati...
fragrant pit marketing idea
  07/05/06
The gift registry is wal-mart and target (for splurges)
Translucent sandwich resort
  07/05/06
walk around without a shirt, a la cops guys are either obes...
Vigorous Brilliant Boiling Water
  07/05/06
i drive without a shirt sometimes, but at least i realize it...
Arousing sticky hell
  08/27/06
At least one or two "vintage" cars from the 70's o...
nubile home
  07/05/06
LMAO, I've always wondered what junker cars just sitting the...
Narrow-minded Mediation
  07/05/06
If you actually go up to a poor and ask him why the fuck he ...
nubile home
  07/05/06
a number of these apply to me :(
floppy boltzmann
  07/05/06
I still pluck crawdads out of the river and throw them in a ...
nubile home
  07/05/06
What's the temperature of that water?
Narrow-minded Mediation
  07/05/06
Usually cool or lukewarm. Depends on the season. But crawd...
nubile home
  07/05/06
Sounds like you got quite the prime real estate.
Narrow-minded Mediation
  07/05/06
I sure did. I purchased the plot from a dying old man who w...
nubile home
  07/05/06
Recommend the perfect dipping sauce. Butter gets kind of old...
sepia locus
  07/05/06
Just add hot sauce and light creme to the melted butter.
nubile home
  07/05/06
see, you're a little more country than me, petro. i'm a l...
floppy boltzmann
  07/05/06
Crawdads are fish bait, although they are fun to catch.
Fiercely-loyal aphrodisiac clown
  07/05/06
Crawdads rightly have a special place in French cooking. Th...
nubile home
  07/05/06
Bibles. So they can claim their poverty/ignorance is "...
fragrant pit marketing idea
  07/05/06
this didn't work
Henna apoplectic school cafeteria associate
  04/07/07
he's right about the bibles though
sooty theater fanboi
  04/21/07
Bath towels with hotel/motel logos on them
Fiercely-loyal aphrodisiac clown
  07/05/06
Don't forget the music. White poors will have an old worn-o...
nubile home
  07/05/06
kids
sepia locus
  07/05/06
umm, that would be a negative ghostrider.
Adventurous bright mad cow disease feces
  04/06/07
Pet dog has never been to the vet or eaten store bought dog ...
Fiercely-loyal aphrodisiac clown
  07/05/06
pet dog period
Narrow-minded Mediation
  07/05/06
or been neutered or spayed. And male poors say "I ca...
fragrant pit marketing idea
  07/05/06
So that's why you always see free puppy signs in bad parts o...
Translucent sandwich resort
  07/05/06
Exactly.
fragrant pit marketing idea
  07/05/06
"let it be" beetles t-shirts
Vigorous Brilliant Boiling Water
  07/05/06
...
pale swashbuckling ratface
  07/05/06
Or a class ring from James Madison University
Translucent sandwich resort
  07/05/06
...
pale swashbuckling ratface
  07/05/06
see below
Translucent sandwich resort
  07/05/06
It's pathetic how sheltered I am. I don't even get most of t...
Narrow-minded Mediation
  07/05/06
I should take you on a narrated white trash trailer tour.
nubile home
  07/05/06
If it's anything like that Iraq and sub sahara africa tour, ...
Narrow-minded Mediation
  07/05/06
that would be so awesome... a really obvious open-air safari...
sooty theater fanboi
  04/21/07
"...and on your left, you will see the reticulated hill...
amber cuck
  04/21/07
This might be the funniest thing I've seen on this board yet...
lime big regret psychic
  04/21/07
shut the fuck up, you live in texas you fucking trailer park...
stubborn burgundy whorehouse
  07/06/06
thank you.
out-of-control piazza
  07/06/06
although you raise a good point, i still must agree that it ...
tan lay faggotry
  07/07/06
That took you a minute to realize.
passionate dilemma goal in life
  07/09/06
Inability to tie a necktie
Fiercely-loyal aphrodisiac clown
  07/05/06
Wears a polyester clip on instead.
fragrant pit marketing idea
  07/05/06
most college kids can't tie a necktie
Grizzly alcoholic coffee pot
  07/07/06
doubt it
Vigorous Brilliant Boiling Water
  07/07/06
WTF? My Dad taught me how to do that when I was like 10. Did...
Hot menage
  07/07/06
That's because of travesties such as student loans, state un...
lake temple skinny woman
  07/11/06
i cant tie a necktie and def not teh poor. i get my woman to...
Aromatic rough-skinned sound barrier
  07/07/06
Old tattered couch is considered "lawn furniture"
Fiercely-loyal aphrodisiac clown
  07/05/06
The trampoline is a busted old mattress out front that the k...
nubile home
  07/05/06
home equity loans (lack of) flood insurance
Narrow-minded Mediation
  07/05/06
Attend a state school
Translucent sandwich resort
  07/05/06
Burn your own garbage
Fiercely-loyal aphrodisiac clown
  07/05/06
Awesome. We used to do this.
Lascivious address tank
  07/05/06
League bowling
Fiercely-loyal aphrodisiac clown
  07/05/06
bowling
Vigorous Brilliant Boiling Water
  07/05/06
Name their kids after a major deity
Translucent sandwich resort
  07/05/06
have kids at 17 years old due to the magic of Jesus think...
violet dead location
  07/05/06
*think living in Florida is "making it"* I'm a ...
Adventurous bright mad cow disease feces
  04/06/07
Eat government cheese
Fiercely-loyal aphrodisiac clown
  07/05/06
Government cheese!
iridescent hairraiser station
  07/05/06
Empty, cracked old cases of Skoal scattered around the dirt.
nubile home
  07/05/06
I saw that at TAMU.
Narrow-minded Mediation
  07/05/06
net zero and similar isp's
Vigorous Brilliant Boiling Water
  07/05/06
Think we are at war with France
Translucent sandwich resort
  07/05/06
titcr
opaque 180 brunch
  07/07/06
Inexplicably have a southern accent, even when they have liv...
impertinent really tough guy mother
  07/05/06
omg yes
Vigorous Brilliant Boiling Water
  07/05/06
nice. Reminds me of ppl I've met from Ohio.
comical yarmulke indian lodge
  04/21/07
I know people from Syracuse, New York who do this.
amber cuck
  04/21/07
tend to be angered easily wic paid disability formula fe...
Vigorous Brilliant Boiling Water
  07/05/06
Wait'll your wife's saggy tits drag the floor. You might wis...
fragrant pit marketing idea
  07/05/06
formula feeding your kids is fucking bad for them and anyone...
histrionic trailer park mental disorder
  07/06/06
i saw white trash on the subway giving her child what appear...
hideous hospital doctorate
  07/05/06
Kool aid in a bottle? WTF?
fragrant pit marketing idea
  07/05/06
it was bright red. it damn sure wasn't juice.
hideous hospital doctorate
  07/05/06
Pedialyte. Buy some for your sickly bastard spawn.
Fiercely-loyal aphrodisiac clown
  07/05/06
a) poor white trash don't know what pedialyte is. b) ...
hideous hospital doctorate
  07/07/06
Pedialyte is a rip off. Get Gatorade. http://www.endonur...
Odious Gaping Market
  07/08/06
"The study was supported by a grant from The Gatorade S...
galvanic base
  07/09/06
Say things like: "I'll tell you what" "...
Translucent sandwich resort
  07/05/06
The biggest vacation in the history of the enitre family was...
Translucent sandwich resort
  07/05/06
Get laid off Love to hunt (to be fair, I do too) Blame...
impertinent really tough guy mother
  07/05/06
...
fragrant pit marketing idea
  07/05/06
Ha, yes. I know this strictly from reality TV. On this one V...
Narrow-minded Mediation
  07/05/06
Silver Dollar City vacations. EDIT: This keeps posting to...
fragrant pit marketing idea
  07/05/06
I LOLed
Curious sanctuary
  07/07/06
There's rich hunting (Teddy R., Dick Cheney, etc.) and there...
lake temple skinny woman
  07/11/06
hooray on the third one.
Adventurous bright mad cow disease feces
  04/06/07
the teenage girl poor has wavy hair that's bleached blonde a...
Vigorous Brilliant Boiling Water
  07/05/06
Sports jerseys that cost double their car payment
smoky dog poop generalized bond
  07/05/06
No savings and no rational plan to start saving
Translucent sandwich resort
  07/05/06
tries to cash checks at establishments that aren't banks us...
Vigorous Brilliant Boiling Water
  07/05/06
"Payday Loans" Get your next paycheck NOW!!!
smoky dog poop generalized bond
  07/05/06
Well, to be fair, it's hard to save money when you're poor.
fragrant pit marketing idea
  07/05/06
Shut the fuck up, poor.
Narrow-minded Mediation
  07/05/06
And yet they can afford cable and a bigger TV than my family...
lake temple skinny woman
  07/11/06
shiny hair gel
Vigorous Brilliant Boiling Water
  07/05/06
Poors seem like the type of people who would fall for: TE...
Narrow-minded Mediation
  07/05/06
husband met wife while both were serving weekends in "t...
Crawly zombie-like degenerate roommate
  07/05/06
lol at "the guard"
Vigorous Brilliant Boiling Water
  07/05/06
wears those god awful brown boots that peole like sketchers ...
Vigorous Brilliant Boiling Water
  07/05/06
Iron bars on house doors/windows. Iron bars are rusted/corr...
smoky dog poop generalized bond
  07/05/06
no trespassing signs... as if.
Vigorous Brilliant Boiling Water
  07/05/06
Amazingly, the only people I have ever known to have those b...
lake temple skinny woman
  07/11/06
uses computers at public library owns a chevy astro van
Vigorous Brilliant Boiling Water
  07/05/06
thinks the soldier in iraq are protecting our freedom think...
Vigorous Brilliant Boiling Water
  07/05/06
Thinks liberals just want to take our money and give it to b...
smoky dog poop generalized bond
  07/05/06
tats: azn symbols something like a flower on the back of a...
Vigorous Brilliant Boiling Water
  07/05/06
watches america's funniest videos watches pro wrestling and...
Vigorous Brilliant Boiling Water
  07/05/06
watches mad tv and blue collar comdey
Vigorous Brilliant Boiling Water
  07/05/06
- Sheets instead of doors inside the house - 5 HBO channe...
Dun crusty heaven
  07/06/06
How the hell would a trampoline warp from sun exposure?
Odious Gaping Market
  07/06/06
http://www.funspot.com/trampoline_repair.php "Trampo...
Dun crusty heaven
  07/07/06
What does that have to do with warping?
Odious Gaping Market
  07/07/06
Because I used to jump on it, and there were patches that wo...
Dun crusty heaven
  07/07/06
These are mostly good. Surprised it took so long for someon...
shaky fortuitous meteor
  07/06/06
hybrids
obsidian thriller theatre filthpig
  07/06/06
Smoke cigarettes.
Hot menage
  07/06/06
Whatyoudreamof!
primrose crackhouse community account
  07/06/06
wear us polo assn shop at outlet malls
Vigorous Brilliant Boiling Water
  07/07/06
A good start, but all y'all missed: 1. 3L sodas 2. M...
razzmatazz main people
  07/07/06
Great. I never met anyone who poured water on cereal, thoug...
shaky fortuitous meteor
  07/07/06
I've only heard of that...i think it might be more ghetto th...
razzmatazz main people
  07/07/06
This is largely credited; however, it must be noted that $1 ...
Bisexual multi-colored step-uncle's house laser beams
  07/07/06
Very good call on 3L sodas. I forgot they existed-- I must b...
Lascivious address tank
  07/07/06
All of these are credited except #7
Marvelous Theater Stage
  07/07/06
what's a 3l soda?
Vigorous Brilliant Boiling Water
  07/09/06
3 liter?
passionate dilemma goal in life
  07/09/06
i've never seen such a thing
Vigorous Brilliant Boiling Water
  07/09/06
Are you serious? They just look like extra huge soda bottles...
passionate dilemma goal in life
  07/09/06
Mostly good, but the only place I heard of a mud room was fr...
lake temple skinny woman
  07/11/06
6 - My parents once bought a whole cow (with one other famil...
blathering hissy fit trust fund
  01/30/07
did they watch?
Carnelian Headpube Death Wish
  04/21/07
16 is the epitome of poor... buying something normally assoc...
Outnumbered electric school
  04/06/07
Believe University of Phoenix is a real uni. Try to use the...
thirsty massive reading party
  07/07/06
Wow. You sound completely out of touch.
Hot menage
  07/07/06
Did somebody mention big screen TVs that constitute half of ...
Silver Incel Jewess
  07/07/06
So much of this stuff applies to my family, it's unbelievabl...
opaque 180 brunch
  07/07/06
Grandma and Grandpa Skeletor would also fit nicely in this t...
Hot menage
  07/07/06
it applies to allll of my family, both sides my immediate...
opaque 180 brunch
  07/07/06
Is that b/c you're black?
Silver Incel Jewess
  07/07/06
if i was black, i probably wouldn't be posting on this board...
opaque 180 brunch
  07/07/06
with your booklearnin... Could you have made your Dad a l...
Hot menage
  07/07/06
my dad was not part of my childhood
opaque 180 brunch
  07/07/06
*whistles nervously, adjusts collar*
Hot menage
  07/07/06
daddy? DAAAADDDDY! ...where my chile support???
opaque 180 brunch
  07/07/06
LOLZ. I picture him staring darkly at the screen with a ster...
Silver Incel Jewess
  07/07/06
REMISSPARENTINGPWN3D
Silver Incel Jewess
  07/07/06
LOL
boyish patrolman sex offender
  03/06/07
Me too.
Stirring purple telephone crotch
  07/09/06
Family that has been killed in a war bellies that hang over...
Gay selfie international law enforcement agency
  07/07/06
Family now serving in I-RAQ is a huge one, currently.
Silver Incel Jewess
  07/07/06
I assume you are excluding family that was killed in WWII.
Bisexual multi-colored step-uncle's house laser beams
  07/07/06
Yeah, WWII vets are common in classy fams.
Silver Incel Jewess
  07/07/06
Talk with the cigarette still in their mouth Distrust the...
impertinent really tough guy mother
  07/07/06
"Fat chicks." It never ceases to amaze me how a...
Silver Incel Jewess
  07/07/06
"distrust the govt for the wrong reasons" very ...
opaque 180 brunch
  07/07/06
Morals.
Gay selfie international law enforcement agency
  07/07/06
*chortle* You're thinking of middle class midwesterners, ...
Silver Incel Jewess
  07/07/06
I think this is right. Poor people have morals, rich people ...
Ruddy principal's office gaming laptop
  07/07/06
and what social rules are those?
Adventurous bright mad cow disease feces
  04/06/07
titcr
hideous hospital doctorate
  07/07/06
'vote republican' bumper stickers
opaque 180 brunch
  07/07/06
So does poor = everyone in America who is not both rich and ...
Ruddy principal's office gaming laptop
  07/07/06
A lower credit limit than me but a higher balance. "Yi...
heady juggernaut
  07/07/06
Lots of unprotected sex.
talking rehab cumskin
  07/08/06
Read National Enquirer and other tabloids
Fiercely-loyal aphrodisiac clown
  07/08/06
Why do you suppose that is?
Odious Gaping Market
  07/09/06
Stupidity plus bad taste.
Fiercely-loyal aphrodisiac clown
  07/09/06
Kankles
Curious sanctuary
  07/09/06
kankles r so waspy.
hideous hospital doctorate
  07/09/06
I've seen them overflow out of tennis shoes. Bothing about ...
Curious sanctuary
  07/09/06
whenever i think 'cankles,' i think middle-aged white woman ...
hideous hospital doctorate
  07/09/06
But huge amounts of Powerball tix every drawing as a team wi...
dashing frum circlehead
  07/09/06
shit in bags piss off the porch piss in bottles if it's la...
Puce national affirmative action
  07/09/06
An enormous brood of dirty, snot-filled children
sable double fault
  07/09/06
titcr
Vigorous Brilliant Boiling Water
  07/09/06
Looks like 'when cousins marry (and have kids)' Breathes ...
passionate dilemma goal in life
  07/09/06
1. nascar moms instead of soccer mom's 2. 80's hair 3. thi...
Vigorous Brilliant Boiling Water
  07/09/06
wonderful
doobsian corner
  07/11/06
kinves purchased off of qvc or hsn
Vigorous Brilliant Boiling Water
  07/09/06
have night jobs as "minute men"
Vigorous Brilliant Boiling Water
  07/09/06
Bush/Cheney bumper stickers Support/Pray for Our Troops m...
Peach Antidepressant Drug
  07/09/06
would ride in a white limo or a hummer limo
Vigorous Brilliant Boiling Water
  07/09/06
Throw a party when daughter finally gets her GED.
Garnet field masturbator
  07/09/06
a missing limb
Vigorous Brilliant Boiling Water
  07/09/06
drink lots of soda, watch soap operas, smoke non-name brand ...
Lemon sweet tailpipe nursing home
  07/09/06
smoke or have tattoos period
Vigorous Brilliant Boiling Water
  07/09/06
cell phone cases
Vigorous Brilliant Boiling Water
  07/09/06
jobs as strip mall security guards
mind-boggling travel guidebook
  07/11/06
use Vaseline as lube.
bistre idea he suggested center
  07/11/06
"work trucks"
Vigorous Brilliant Boiling Water
  07/11/06
CAR EDITION! a bumblebee yellow, rusted 1993 Dodge Intrepid...
snowy ape office
  07/11/06
sell plasma
Vigorous Brilliant Boiling Water
  07/11/06
eat at buffets diabetes
Vigorous Brilliant Boiling Water
  07/13/06
"Worst Type of American Whites" threads
useless shrine pistol
  07/13/06
Take fiber supplements
Dun crusty heaven
  07/13/06
listen to 3 doors down
Vigorous Brilliant Boiling Water
  07/14/06
Wear hats with flames on them.
Ocher Friendly Grandma
  07/14/06
i saw generic velveta the other day. it was called "pa...
Vigorous Brilliant Boiling Water
  08/01/06
"Big Dogs" sportswear Wraparound shades Dial...
Hyperactive orchestra pit volcanic crater
  08/01/06
i literally lol'ed at the motivational posters
Vigorous Brilliant Boiling Water
  08/01/06
Ahh, Successories.
snowy ape office
  08/01/06
roll their own cigs
Vigorous Brilliant Boiling Water
  08/09/06
frozen french toast/pancakes/waffles
Vigorous Brilliant Boiling Water
  08/09/06
Low tuition.
Chartreuse potus native
  08/10/06
Spend thousands to have baby's name tattooed on chest, but d...
jet contagious cruise ship wrinkle
  08/14/06
ask what makes a poor
Twisted navy knife
  08/27/06
Cannot name their state's capital and the current Vice Presi...
Ungodly umber weed whacker
  08/27/06
Have a "college degree" in Air Conditioning repair...
ultramarine internal respiration abode
  08/27/06
the red lobster sounds part sounds like more of a black thin...
Vigorous Brilliant Boiling Water
  08/27/06
most of costco's clientele are middle to upper middle class ...
Coiffed crystalline kitty
  08/27/06
american cars
Vigorous Brilliant Boiling Water
  08/27/06
oversized, dingy parkas
Vigorous Brilliant Boiling Water
  09/20/06
watch daytime television
Vigorous Brilliant Boiling Water
  11/19/06
live in trailers and collect disability benefits, even if ab...
Frozen den wagecucks
  11/19/06
Let Maury Povich determine paternity
dashing frum circlehead
  11/19/06
lol
Vigorous Brilliant Boiling Water
  11/19/06
spend more on their rims than on their homes.
Frozen den wagecucks
  11/19/06
damn it. I have *all* of these things.
up-to-no-good range rigor
  11/19/06
frog giggin'
dark church background story
  11/20/06
glamour shots
dark church background story
  11/20/06
Glamous shots? novel! What are those?
Frozen den wagecucks
  11/20/06
The HIV
Mustard appetizing scourge upon the earth
  11/20/06
pocket knifes
Vigorous Brilliant Boiling Water
  01/30/07
a dead tooth and a factory job
Vigorous Brilliant Boiling Water
  01/30/07
a revoked license
Vigorous Brilliant Boiling Water
  01/30/07
Furniture that still has the plastic on it (sometimes 10 yea...
comical yarmulke indian lodge
  01/30/07
...more sex than the losers here.
Shivering shimmering senate
  01/30/07
Go to church
Soul-stirring pearl dysfunction
  01/30/07
Poors always pour the milk in first. Breeding tells.
well-lubricated cerebral azn
  01/30/07
*Poors always pour the milk in first.* wow, good call on ...
Adventurous bright mad cow disease feces
  04/06/07
building a plane from a kit in the front yard. have been do...
amethyst metal meetinghouse milk
  01/30/07
buy used, usually incomplete encyclopedias that nobody in th...
misanthropic shitlib macaca
  01/30/07
light fireworks
misanthropic shitlib macaca
  01/30/07
past the age of 13 I agree.
Spruce indecent stage
  01/30/07
get arrested by the po-lice
Vigorous Brilliant Boiling Water
  02/11/07
uncontrolled acne
Vigorous Brilliant Boiling Water
  02/11/07
scraggly facial hair
Vigorous Brilliant Boiling Water
  02/11/07
don't think 'saw' is a word
Vigorous Brilliant Boiling Water
  02/11/07
black guys white girls
Vigorous Brilliant Boiling Water
  02/11/07
support our troops and fetuses
Vigorous Brilliant Boiling Water
  03/05/07
foreskin.
amber cuck
  03/05/07
titcp
Vigorous Brilliant Boiling Water
  03/05/07
http://good-times.webshots.com/photo/2424346970054106074WFQw...
Vigorous Brilliant Boiling Water
  04/06/07
http://good-times.webshots.com/photo/2807105050054106074Gevc...
aqua spot water buffalo
  04/06/07
at his wedding, yes
Vigorous Brilliant Boiling Water
  04/06/07
His cousin is pretty hot
geriatric alcoholic new version
  04/06/07
buy hummer H3s
coral stead
  04/06/07
i vote pro-life bumper stickers bumper stickers
Vigorous Brilliant Boiling Water
  04/06/07
...
pale swashbuckling ratface
  04/06/07
own cheap auto accessories like colored mats or dashboard de...
emerald diverse plaza
  04/06/07
bluetooth earpieces.
Coiffed crystalline kitty
  04/06/07
drink miller lite, smoke cigarettes and weed, and then put t...
Adventurous bright mad cow disease feces
  04/06/07
Have weddings on days other than Saturday
amber cuck
  04/21/07
make threads about ny being too expensive
Vigorous Brilliant Boiling Water
  04/21/07
Or call things "expensive" period.
amber cuck
  04/21/07
no, a place like stockholm or copenhagen is truly expensive.
Grizzly alcoholic coffee pot
  04/21/07
you're almost as cultured as grace kelly. care to tell me a...
Vigorous Brilliant Boiling Water
  04/21/07
people in indiana wouldn't know the difference so it'd only ...
Grizzly alcoholic coffee pot
  04/21/07
oh i forgot, your passee chunky glasses and circa 1986 lesbi...
Vigorous Brilliant Boiling Water
  04/21/07
they don't, but at least i've been out of my state
Grizzly alcoholic coffee pot
  04/21/07
oooh, look at me, i've visited every h&m in every wester...
Vigorous Brilliant Boiling Water
  04/21/07
and central and eastern
Grizzly alcoholic coffee pot
  04/21/07
really? because it looks like you buy all of your clothes t...
Vigorous Brilliant Boiling Water
  04/21/07
wrong chain
Grizzly alcoholic coffee pot
  04/21/07
*wipes tears of laughter away* *emails thread link to eve...
Carnelian Headpube Death Wish
  04/21/07
Too lazy to read the other posts, but... Do: Beat each ot...
Vermilion voyeur legal warrant
  04/21/07
DS, you need to read this thread its too funneh!
Carnelian Headpube Death Wish
  04/21/07
i've always wondered why they're so violent and have babies....
Vigorous Brilliant Boiling Water
  04/21/07
one or more xoxo monikers.
brindle racy state
  04/21/07
Walmart McDonalds unkempt children, usually 4+ of them...
Carnelian Headpube Death Wish
  04/21/07
lol the cigarette thing always happens whenever i interrupt ...
Vigorous Brilliant Boiling Water
  04/21/07
1. Thinks Rolex is the pinnicle of watches 2. Drives a Le...
Carmine ladyboy pisswyrm
  04/21/07
only brands known are rolex, armani, harvard.
Vigorous Brilliant Boiling Water
  04/21/07
my brother had cancer and the radiation made him retarded. ...
Vigorous Brilliant Boiling Water
  04/21/07
*Clothing Edition* Jorts, exclusively cargo pants, fabric b...
amber cuck
  04/21/07
They order steak well-done.
Exhilarant swollen church building gay wizard
  04/21/07
premade mixed salad
up-to-no-good range rigor
  04/21/07
With dressing in packets.
amber cuck
  04/21/07
especilly ranch
up-to-no-good range rigor
  04/21/07
misspell "especially."
amber cuck
  04/21/07
pretend typos are spelling errors
up-to-no-good range rigor
  04/21/07
touche :)
amber cuck
  04/21/07
:) Do you ever say "touché" irl?
up-to-no-good range rigor
  04/21/07
Yes.
amber cuck
  04/21/07
tool
Adventurous bright mad cow disease feces
  04/21/07
dude. *shakes head*
up-to-no-good range rigor
  04/21/07
wanna date?
Adventurous bright mad cow disease feces
  04/21/07
are you a rasquach h8er? I can't keep track of them any...
up-to-no-good range rigor
  04/21/07
nah. i liked the premade mixed salad w/ranch tho. never wo...
Adventurous bright mad cow disease feces
  04/21/07
sorry :( if it make you feel better, I like ranch sometim...
up-to-no-good range rigor
  04/21/07
Quarterstaves Leather Armor Clubs Long Swords Stacks of ...
Chrome Chapel Becky
  04/21/07
180^hizzla
amber cuck
  04/21/07
Dress up for the Olive Garden Color coordinate their shoe...
Razzle public bath pozpig
  04/21/07
Go to food franchises in general.
amber cuck
  04/21/07
Nothing wrong with going. I'd go to Olive Garden/etc if its ...
Razzle public bath pozpig
  04/21/07
bad teeth/claim they are afraid of the dentist. bad feet ...
comical yarmulke indian lodge
  04/21/07
TVs in cars http://cache.gizmodo.com/assets/resources/200...
blue garrison
  09/28/07
Zune
judgmental charismatic site
  09/28/07
...
Vigorous Brilliant Boiling Water
  12/09/07
awesome thread.
laughsome hall
  12/09/07
...
maroon legend
  12/09/07
Say "ignorant" when they mean "rude".
Spectacular Self-absorbed Tattoo
  12/09/07
1. have non-tax deductible cell phone bills 2. say things...
Ivory wonderful bawdyhouse
  01/07/08
9. has a myspace
Vigorous Brilliant Boiling Water
  01/12/08
use poors as a noun
exciting stag film
  01/07/08
1. Degree from Indiana 2. False hopes it will get them a ...
maroon legend
  01/12/08
...
laughsome hall
  01/27/08
Always ask this question about new restaurants: "Did...
razzle-dazzle lodge
  01/27/08
Things they do: Watch their little girl die in the car on...
bipolar institution
  01/27/08
lolz dead poors are funny
Titillating university striped hyena
  01/27/08
don't major in finance, econ, or a hard science
Vigorous Brilliant Boiling Water
  03/15/08
Live in ManhaTTTan ROFL
Vibrant insane indirect expression
  03/15/08


Poast new message in this thread





Date: July 5th, 2006 9:59 PM
Author: Vigorous Brilliant Boiling Water

support the troops bumper stickers

cell phone belt clips

ill fitting nascar shirts



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6146888)





Date: July 5th, 2006 9:59 PM
Author: Glittery Angry Giraffe Stain

stfu n00b!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6146893)





Date: July 5th, 2006 9:59 PM
Author: Sapphire Provocative Famous Landscape Painting Library

Friends IRL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6146894)





Date: July 5th, 2006 10:01 PM
Author: snowy ape office

Secondhand Carhartt clothing.

Trashbag over the missing window of their car.

"Big Johnson" or "No Fear" t-shirts.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6146911)





Date: July 5th, 2006 10:04 PM
Author: nubile home

Spiderweb tats on the elbow

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6146940)





Date: July 5th, 2006 10:11 PM
Author: snowy ape office

Good call.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147026)





Date: July 5th, 2006 10:14 PM
Author: nubile home

The barbed-wire tats 'round the upper arm have become too popular with fanboi yuppies. Spiderweb tats are still a step beyond.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147072)





Date: July 5th, 2006 11:27 PM
Author: Overrated yapping messiness box office

180 for the no fear t-shirts. great reference.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147839)





Date: August 1st, 2006 2:47 PM
Author: Yellow Useless Brakes

In high school we would head to pizza hut for lunch and they had one of those "claw" vending machines where you try to grab your goodies with the beg metal hand. My friend spent like 10 bucks trying to grab a cheap, knock-off hat in it that had "Not Scared" instead of "No Fear" printed on it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6353874)





Date: January 30th, 2007 5:15 AM
Author: comical yarmulke indian lodge

"Big Johnson" t-shirts HAHAHA. 180 for the reference.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#7511099)





Date: July 5th, 2006 10:03 PM
Author: Garnet field masturbator

Confederate flag

Jesus fish

Fox News coffee mug

Rusted dryer on lawn

J.D. from Thomas M. Cooley Law School

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6146934)





Date: July 5th, 2006 10:40 PM
Author: iridescent hairraiser station

You confuse rednecks for poors.

A lot of those NASCAR fans with cell phone belt clips make more running a masonry business than most of us will ever make as a lawyer.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147346)





Date: July 7th, 2006 8:48 AM
Author: maize hairy legs

Yes, but then they have to live in Boone, NC.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6157158)





Date: July 14th, 2006 8:15 AM
Author: Stimulating Haunted Graveyard

No. Southern states have some of the lowest per capita incomes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6209349)





Date: April 6th, 2007 9:38 PM
Author: motley indigo black woman

WEAR JC PENNY SUITS PER LAW IS 4 LOSERS

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#7887393)





Date: April 21st, 2007 6:54 PM
Author: Carmine ladyboy pisswyrm

The vast majority of you are poors

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#7977128)





Date: December 9th, 2007 3:37 PM
Author: Spectacular Self-absorbed Tattoo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#9001829)





Date: July 5th, 2006 10:00 PM
Author: Vigorous Brilliant Boiling Water

diskmen instead of ipods

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6146903)





Date: July 5th, 2006 10:18 PM
Author: Federal Therapy

IPods are disgusting, ugly, poorish, and associated with pretentious trash. Discmen are just as bad, but don't have the negative associations.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147122)





Date: July 5th, 2006 10:19 PM
Author: Vigorous Brilliant Boiling Water

i'd rather be pretentious than a poor

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147141)





Date: July 7th, 2006 2:53 AM
Author: Grizzly alcoholic coffee pot

kinda ironic since most of them will spend their meager paychecks on an actual copy of the cd, while ipod kids pirate their songs

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6156559)





Date: July 5th, 2006 10:00 PM
Author: nubile home

Gallon jugs of off-brand pink "juice."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6146905)





Date: July 5th, 2006 10:01 PM
Author: Sapphire Provocative Famous Landscape Painting Library

it's called "drink". clearly you have never been poor.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6146913)





Date: July 5th, 2006 10:03 PM
Author: nubile home

I used to drink plastic gas station soda cups full of it with my potted meat. We just called it "juice."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6146930)





Date: July 6th, 2006 7:05 PM
Author: Bisexual multi-colored step-uncle's house laser beams

awesome. outstanding feature of teh poors.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6153742)





Date: January 30th, 2007 1:12 PM
Author: amethyst metal meetinghouse milk

165. solid xoxo post. keep it up

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#7512126)





Date: July 6th, 2006 7:08 PM
Author: Underhanded Round Eye Deer Antler

LOL I adore the Dave Chappelle bit on this...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6153768)





Date: July 5th, 2006 10:01 PM
Author: snowy ape office

juice? Fuck that, gimme some purple drink.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6146918)





Date: July 5th, 2006 10:02 PM
Author: Sapphire Provocative Famous Landscape Painting Library

TITMFCR

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6146924)





Date: July 5th, 2006 10:10 PM
Author: snowy ape office

YASMFRATS

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147011)





Date: July 5th, 2006 10:33 PM
Author: Submissive Point Foreskin

Obviously, your experience is limited to chapelle.

In real life they call it juice.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147289)





Date: July 5th, 2006 10:34 PM
Author: snowy ape office

My experience centers mostly around poor white people, which I'm quite familiar with. Poor black people? Less so.

Also, it's a fucking joke.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147298)





Date: July 5th, 2006 10:37 PM
Author: Submissive Point Foreskin

Relax man...i'm just messing around. Maybe you're right..im more experienced blacks.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147321)





Date: July 5th, 2006 10:02 PM
Author: irradiated business firm windowlicker

drink grape soda

salt their watermelons

say "bling bling"



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6146919)





Date: July 5th, 2006 10:02 PM
Author: Sapphire Provocative Famous Landscape Painting Library

More expensive sneakers than you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6146927)





Date: July 5th, 2006 10:57 PM
Author: smoky dog poop generalized bond

This is amazingly accurate

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147541)





Date: July 7th, 2006 9:58 AM
Author: Gay selfie international law enforcement agency

A+

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6157336)





Date: August 14th, 2006 11:57 AM
Author: Sapphire Provocative Famous Landscape Painting Library

http://www.theonion.com/content/node/33490

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6436025)





Date: July 5th, 2006 10:04 PM
Author: irradiated business firm windowlicker

be black

have southern accent

eat oppossum

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6146947)





Date: July 5th, 2006 10:08 PM
Author: snowy ape office

a fucking possum.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6146993)





Date: August 27th, 2006 12:32 PM
Author: Arousing sticky hell

southern accent is not by any means something that only poors have.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6509619)





Date: July 5th, 2006 10:07 PM
Author: Vigorous Brilliant Boiling Water

shirts w/ dragons on them

baggy jean shorts

penchant for saying "i seen"

jnco jeans



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6146981)





Date: July 5th, 2006 10:12 PM
Author: Garnet field masturbator

Not only "I seen," but also "I says" (instead of I said). I hear this crap all the time from local poors.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147041)





Date: July 6th, 2006 4:34 AM
Author: Odious Gaping Market

"We was."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6149442)





Date: July 7th, 2006 2:54 AM
Author: Grizzly alcoholic coffee pot

you is.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6156564)





Date: July 9th, 2006 3:58 PM
Author: passionate dilemma goal in life

jnco jeans - LOLOLOL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6171321)





Date: July 5th, 2006 10:09 PM
Author: snowy ape office

"Terrorist Hunting License" sticker on the back of their truck.

Irrational love of the Earnhardt family.

Buy "Miracle-Whip"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147006)





Date: July 6th, 2006 7:03 PM
Author: mind-boggling travel guidebook

Miracle Whip is teh good

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6153736)





Date: July 8th, 2006 3:14 AM
Author: laughsome hall

I seen 'em eat that shit with a spoon!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6164450)





Date: July 5th, 2006 10:11 PM
Author: Fiercely-loyal aphrodisiac clown

Buy lottery tickets

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147027)





Date: July 5th, 2006 10:11 PM
Author: snowy ape office

Bald head with copious facial hair.

Wearing a John Deere hat, sans irony.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147038)





Date: July 5th, 2006 11:12 PM
Author: Crawly zombie-like degenerate roommate

first statement, on-point; second, not so much.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147677)





Date: July 5th, 2006 10:13 PM
Author: Fiercely-loyal aphrodisiac clown

Chew tobacco

Eat pork rinds

Go without health insurance

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147062)





Date: July 5th, 2006 10:14 PM
Author: Vigorous Brilliant Boiling Water

beef jerky

hair scrunchies



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147076)





Date: August 27th, 2006 5:45 PM
Author: khaki half-breed

beef jerky is prestigious, you dolt.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6511076)





Date: April 6th, 2007 4:16 PM
Author: cracking pearly tanning salon

Discredited.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#7885713)





Date: July 5th, 2006 10:14 PM
Author: copper excitant bbw brethren

long short-sleeve T-shirts with wolves on them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147078)





Date: July 5th, 2006 10:16 PM
Author: nubile home

Also shirts with maudlin patriotic regalia, like eagles and cliffs and flags.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147098)





Date: July 5th, 2006 10:17 PM
Author: copper excitant bbw brethren

good call.

old navy flag t-shirt.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147107)





Date: January 30th, 2007 9:42 AM
Author: Bateful zippy police squad property

Shirts with Disney characters

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#7511346)





Date: July 5th, 2006 10:15 PM
Author: blue garrison

SPINNING RIMS.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147084)





Date: July 5th, 2006 10:15 PM
Author: nubile home

They drive cars with broken trunks, and the trunks are kept in place with old trash can bungee cords.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147087)





Date: July 5th, 2006 10:16 PM
Author: Federal Therapy

Post on XO pretending to be rich and "prestigious".

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147093)





Date: July 5th, 2006 10:16 PM
Author: Translucent sandwich resort

Own a car that costs more than the house.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147103)





Date: July 5th, 2006 11:16 PM
Author: Azure kitchen electric furnace

only the rims cost more

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147712)





Date: July 5th, 2006 10:17 PM
Author: Fiercely-loyal aphrodisiac clown

Conduct yard sale or gargage sale

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147114)





Date: July 5th, 2006 10:19 PM
Author: nubile home

In which they sell shit like broken refrigerators and tattered, soil-stained baby clothes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147134)





Date: July 5th, 2006 10:19 PM
Author: Translucent sandwich resort

and used tampons

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147142)





Date: July 5th, 2006 10:23 PM
Author: Fiercely-loyal aphrodisiac clown

Some of the shit they put on display is shameful, broken toaster ovens and chairs with three legs.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147186)





Date: July 5th, 2006 10:26 PM
Author: nubile home

I've seen dog-eared romance novels from the early 70's.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147218)





Date: July 5th, 2006 10:18 PM
Author: Vigorous Brilliant Boiling Water

old navy

talks about her "personal trainer" from curves

hair that's obviously dyed

disney clothing

tweety bird shirts

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147120)





Date: July 5th, 2006 11:00 PM
Author: hideous hospital doctorate

your posts in this thread have been spot-on.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147565)





Date: July 5th, 2006 11:03 PM
Author: Lascivious address tank

I agree with this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147585)





Date: July 7th, 2006 2:55 AM
Author: Grizzly alcoholic coffee pot

because he is poor

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6156569)





Date: July 9th, 2006 5:04 PM
Author: Vigorous Brilliant Boiling Water
Subject: i live in indiana

upper middle class peolple and poors live side by side here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6171769)





Date: January 30th, 2007 3:40 PM
Author: ebony trip parlour old irish cottage

Not just tweety bird shirts--> XXXL tweety bird shirts with black spandex tights and white socks; another common accessory is screaming over-nourished children.

I see these at Wal-marts nationwide.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#7513005)





Date: July 5th, 2006 10:18 PM
Author: pale swashbuckling ratface



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147129)





Date: July 5th, 2006 10:23 PM
Author: Garnet field masturbator
Subject: Definitely

Also: "Friends don't let friends drive Chevys"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147181)





Date: July 5th, 2006 10:24 PM
Author: Translucent sandwich resort

I fucking hate those stickers

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147190)





Date: July 5th, 2006 10:18 PM
Author: Translucent sandwich resort

She looks washed out

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147130)





Date: July 5th, 2006 10:20 PM
Author: Gold mentally impaired area dopamine

This is not a very nice way to speak about those less fortunate, but I acknowledge your right to speak as you please.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147147)





Date: July 9th, 2006 5:06 PM
Author: Vigorous Brilliant Boiling Water

it's not because they're less fortunate. it's they way they conduct themselves

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6171774)





Date: July 5th, 2006 10:20 PM
Author: Sapphire Provocative Famous Landscape Painting Library

Have student loans

Think BIGLAW is a great salary

Have credit card debt

Rent places



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147149)





Date: April 6th, 2007 9:21 PM
Author: Adventurous bright mad cow disease feces

i'm a total poor in this case.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#7887307)





Date: July 5th, 2006 10:21 PM
Author: Vigorous Brilliant Boiling Water

named wayde

icp apparel

prepaid cell phones

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147153)





Date: July 5th, 2006 10:21 PM
Author: Translucent sandwich resort

lol, do they still have prepaid cellphones? what a rip off

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147168)





Date: July 5th, 2006 10:25 PM
Author: Fiercely-loyal aphrodisiac clown

Some prepaid cell phones are a good deal if you rarely use your phone.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147198)





Date: July 11th, 2006 12:44 AM
Author: lake temple skinny woman

I agree. I rarely use mine, and many poors have far more expensive cell phones than I do, along with two-year contracts that they'll have to charge to the 24.99% APR credit card.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6183847)





Date: July 5th, 2006 10:21 PM
Author: Garnet field masturbator

"Buy American" stickers

Foil on TV antenna

Dine at Waffle House

Enlist in U.S. Army

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147164)





Date: August 27th, 2006 12:42 PM
Author: Ungodly umber weed whacker

Uh, Waffle House is supremely awesome. HTH

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6509686)





Date: January 27th, 2008 2:48 PM
Author: anal disgusting private investor parlor

titcream

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#9229659)





Date: July 5th, 2006 10:25 PM
Author: nubile home

Patches of tarpaper or black plastic on top of the leaks in the trailer's roof.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147208)





Date: July 5th, 2006 10:25 PM
Author: Vigorous Brilliant Boiling Water

watch cmt, fox, and spike (if they even have cable)

window mounted air conditioners

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147209)





Date: July 5th, 2006 10:27 PM
Author: Translucent sandwich resort

They can't locate NY state on a map and definitely can't identify Iraq.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147220)





Date: July 5th, 2006 10:27 PM
Author: Vigorous Brilliant Boiling Water

shop at jc penny and sears

go to olive garden for special occasions

have facial hair

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147221)





Date: July 5th, 2006 10:31 PM
Author: snowy ape office

I border on a stunningly hickish/poor area of NY. Those kids can find NY on a map, but not much else, and that includes North.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147261)





Date: July 10th, 2006 11:53 AM
Author: Stirring purple telephone crotch

Where in NY?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6177298)





Date: August 27th, 2006 12:34 PM
Author: Arousing sticky hell

western NY has some filthy human garbage.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6509636)





Date: July 5th, 2006 10:27 PM
Author: fragrant pit marketing idea

Be fat.

Women: wear sweatshirts with Winnie the Pooh appliqued on them.

Chew gum.

Have at least two televisions.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147222)





Date: July 5th, 2006 10:28 PM
Author: Translucent sandwich resort

It's true that the disgusting obese people tend to be low income

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147230)





Date: July 5th, 2006 10:29 PM
Author: nubile home

Obese poors are often too poor to wear anything other than spandex or giant sundresses.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147238)





Date: July 5th, 2006 10:30 PM
Author: snowy ape office

Correct.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147251)





Date: July 5th, 2006 10:32 PM
Author: fragrant pit marketing idea



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147278)





Date: July 5th, 2006 10:29 PM
Author: Fiercely-loyal aphrodisiac clown

Keep large stack of reading material next to toilet

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147243)





Date: July 5th, 2006 10:30 PM
Author: nubile home

I shamelessly read the Farmer's Almanac on the shitter.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147256)





Date: July 5th, 2006 10:31 PM
Author: Fiercely-loyal aphrodisiac clown

I've always found reading on the toilet to be profoundly offensive.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147266)





Date: July 5th, 2006 10:44 PM
Author: snowy ape office

WHHHHHHHHAT?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147397)





Date: July 5th, 2006 10:49 PM
Author: Fiercely-loyal aphrodisiac clown

Mark of a prole

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147452)





Date: July 5th, 2006 10:31 PM
Author: Translucent sandwich resort

It's because they have a very unhealthy diet and are obese, which causes abnormal bowel movements.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147260)





Date: July 5th, 2006 10:30 PM
Author: Fiercely-loyal aphrodisiac clown

Put BYOB on wedding invitation

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147258)





Date: July 5th, 2006 10:32 PM
Author: Translucent sandwich resort

and below that, "No shirt, no cake"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147270)





Date: July 5th, 2006 10:33 PM
Author: fragrant pit marketing idea

On that note: Put a gift registry card in a wedding invitation.

Have a cash bar at a wedding.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147290)





Date: July 5th, 2006 10:34 PM
Author: Translucent sandwich resort

The gift registry is wal-mart and target (for splurges)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147300)





Date: July 5th, 2006 10:33 PM
Author: Vigorous Brilliant Boiling Water

walk around without a shirt, a la cops

guys are either obeses or skinny, pale little runts



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147284)





Date: August 27th, 2006 12:36 PM
Author: Arousing sticky hell

i drive without a shirt sometimes, but at least i realize it's trashy as hell and not cool.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6509644)





Date: July 5th, 2006 10:34 PM
Author: nubile home

At least one or two "vintage" cars from the 70's or earlier that they tried to "restore," but failed, and thus, the rotting shell of an Econoline or whatever is still up on blocks in the yard.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147293)





Date: July 5th, 2006 10:39 PM
Author: Narrow-minded Mediation

LMAO, I've always wondered what junker cars just sitting there were doing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147342)





Date: July 5th, 2006 10:42 PM
Author: nubile home

If you actually go up to a poor and ask him why the fuck he has cars up on blocks, he'll give some nonspecific answer along the lines of "I'm workin' on it, I'll fix 'er one day."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147374)





Date: July 5th, 2006 10:36 PM
Author: floppy boltzmann

a number of these apply to me :(

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147313)





Date: July 5th, 2006 10:37 PM
Author: nubile home

I still pluck crawdads out of the river and throw them in a bucket when I go swimming, so that I can cook them up later. Old habits die hard.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147326)





Date: July 5th, 2006 10:41 PM
Author: Narrow-minded Mediation

What's the temperature of that water?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147367)





Date: July 5th, 2006 10:43 PM
Author: nubile home

Usually cool or lukewarm. Depends on the season. But crawdads/crayfish are delicious.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147384)





Date: July 5th, 2006 10:44 PM
Author: Narrow-minded Mediation

Sounds like you got quite the prime real estate.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147400)





Date: July 5th, 2006 10:46 PM
Author: nubile home

I sure did. I purchased the plot from a dying old man who wanted to divest his property quickly, and who apparently hated his son. I think he sold it to me for cheap just to spite his kid. It was a strange dynamic going on there, but I'm glad I stumbled into it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147421)





Date: July 5th, 2006 10:57 PM
Author: sepia locus

Recommend the perfect dipping sauce. Butter gets kind of old after a while

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147545)





Date: July 5th, 2006 10:59 PM
Author: nubile home

Just add hot sauce and light creme to the melted butter.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147562)





Date: July 5th, 2006 10:50 PM
Author: floppy boltzmann

see, you're a little more country than me, petro.

i'm a little country but more ghetto, though i spent more time in the country (moved from city --> country when a kid)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147468)





Date: July 5th, 2006 10:54 PM
Author: Fiercely-loyal aphrodisiac clown

Crawdads are fish bait, although they are fun to catch.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147511)





Date: July 5th, 2006 10:57 PM
Author: nubile home

Crawdads rightly have a special place in French cooking. Those shrimpy little lobsters are tasty.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147542)





Date: July 5th, 2006 10:36 PM
Author: fragrant pit marketing idea

Bibles. So they can claim their poverty/ignorance is "God's Will."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147316)





Date: April 7th, 2007 12:42 AM
Author: Henna apoplectic school cafeteria associate

this didn't work

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#7888221)





Date: April 21st, 2007 5:57 PM
Author: sooty theater fanboi

he's right about the bibles though

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#7976807)





Date: July 5th, 2006 10:39 PM
Author: Fiercely-loyal aphrodisiac clown

Bath towels with hotel/motel logos on them

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147340)





Date: July 5th, 2006 10:40 PM
Author: nubile home

Don't forget the music. White poors will have an old worn-out cassette tape of "Appetite for Destruction" somewhere around the house.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147347)





Date: July 5th, 2006 10:40 PM
Author: sepia locus

kids

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147348)





Date: April 6th, 2007 9:25 PM
Author: Adventurous bright mad cow disease feces

umm, that would be a negative ghostrider.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#7887321)





Date: July 5th, 2006 10:40 PM
Author: Fiercely-loyal aphrodisiac clown

Pet dog has never been to the vet or eaten store bought dog food

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147350)





Date: July 5th, 2006 10:41 PM
Author: Narrow-minded Mediation

pet dog period

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147360)





Date: July 5th, 2006 10:41 PM
Author: fragrant pit marketing idea

or been neutered or spayed.

And male poors say "I cain't do that to another man" in reference to neutering his dog.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147366)





Date: July 5th, 2006 10:42 PM
Author: Translucent sandwich resort

So that's why you always see free puppy signs in bad parts of town

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147376)





Date: July 5th, 2006 10:43 PM
Author: fragrant pit marketing idea

Exactly.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147385)





Date: July 5th, 2006 10:41 PM
Author: Vigorous Brilliant Boiling Water

"let it be" beetles t-shirts

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147357)





Date: July 5th, 2006 10:43 PM
Author: pale swashbuckling ratface



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147379)





Date: July 5th, 2006 10:44 PM
Author: Translucent sandwich resort

Or a class ring from James Madison University

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147396)





Date: July 5th, 2006 10:50 PM
Author: pale swashbuckling ratface



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147465)





Date: July 5th, 2006 10:51 PM
Author: Translucent sandwich resort

see below

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147473)





Date: July 5th, 2006 10:43 PM
Author: Narrow-minded Mediation

It's pathetic how sheltered I am. I don't even get most of these. Even the blacks around where I live are somewhat well behaved.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147390)





Date: July 5th, 2006 10:56 PM
Author: nubile home

I should take you on a narrated white trash trailer tour.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147532)





Date: July 5th, 2006 10:58 PM
Author: Narrow-minded Mediation

If it's anything like that Iraq and sub sahara africa tour, I'm in for a real treat.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147551)





Date: April 21st, 2007 5:58 PM
Author: sooty theater fanboi

that would be so awesome... a really obvious open-air safari bus with an announcer blatantly making fun of the white trash as they pass while all the tourists snap pictures and look through binoculars. i would totally pay to go on one.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#7976817)





Date: April 21st, 2007 6:10 PM
Author: amber cuck

"...and on your left, you will see the reticulated hilljack emerging from his double-wide dwelling, having already engaged in hunting and gathering behavior for the day, evinced by the mini-bag of Cool Ranch doritos in his hand."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#7976877)





Date: April 21st, 2007 7:49 PM
Author: lime big regret psychic

This might be the funniest thing I've seen on this board yet.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#7977481)





Date: July 6th, 2006 6:39 PM
Author: stubborn burgundy whorehouse

shut the fuck up, you live in texas you fucking trailer park faggot.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6153601)





Date: July 6th, 2006 9:52 PM
Author: out-of-control piazza

thank you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6154936)





Date: July 7th, 2006 11:56 AM
Author: tan lay faggotry

although you raise a good point, i still must agree that it is pathetic how sheltered :D is

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6157904)





Date: July 9th, 2006 4:02 PM
Author: passionate dilemma goal in life

That took you a minute to realize.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6171336)





Date: July 5th, 2006 10:44 PM
Author: Fiercely-loyal aphrodisiac clown

Inability to tie a necktie

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147394)





Date: July 5th, 2006 10:45 PM
Author: fragrant pit marketing idea

Wears a polyester clip on instead.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147410)





Date: July 7th, 2006 2:57 AM
Author: Grizzly alcoholic coffee pot

most college kids can't tie a necktie

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6156582)





Date: July 7th, 2006 2:58 AM
Author: Vigorous Brilliant Boiling Water

doubt it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6156589)





Date: July 7th, 2006 10:11 AM
Author: Hot menage

WTF? My Dad taught me how to do that when I was like 10. Did your parents tie your tie for dances and stuff in highschool?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6157397)





Date: July 11th, 2006 12:48 AM
Author: lake temple skinny woman

That's because of travesties such as student loans, state universities, need-based financial aid.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6183891)





Date: July 7th, 2006 10:08 AM
Author: Aromatic rough-skinned sound barrier

i cant tie a necktie and def not teh poor. i get my woman to tie one.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6157387)





Date: July 5th, 2006 10:46 PM
Author: Fiercely-loyal aphrodisiac clown

Old tattered couch is considered "lawn furniture"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147419)





Date: July 5th, 2006 10:47 PM
Author: nubile home

The trampoline is a busted old mattress out front that the kids jump on.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147434)





Date: July 5th, 2006 10:48 PM
Author: Narrow-minded Mediation

home equity loans

(lack of) flood insurance

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147449)





Date: July 5th, 2006 10:50 PM
Author: Translucent sandwich resort

Attend a state school

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147459)





Date: July 5th, 2006 10:51 PM
Author: Fiercely-loyal aphrodisiac clown

Burn your own garbage

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147484)





Date: July 5th, 2006 10:57 PM
Author: Lascivious address tank

Awesome. We used to do this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147540)





Date: July 5th, 2006 10:53 PM
Author: Fiercely-loyal aphrodisiac clown

League bowling

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147497)





Date: July 5th, 2006 11:02 PM
Author: Vigorous Brilliant Boiling Water

bowling

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147576)





Date: July 5th, 2006 10:53 PM
Author: Translucent sandwich resort

Name their kids after a major deity

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147498)





Date: July 5th, 2006 10:54 PM
Author: violet dead location

have kids at 17 years old due to the magic of Jesus

think living in Florida is "making it"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147509)





Date: April 6th, 2007 9:27 PM
Author: Adventurous bright mad cow disease feces

*think living in Florida is "making it"*

I'm a total poor!!!!



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#7887330)





Date: July 5th, 2006 10:55 PM
Author: Fiercely-loyal aphrodisiac clown

Eat government cheese

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147520)





Date: July 5th, 2006 10:57 PM
Author: iridescent hairraiser station

Government cheese!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147536)





Date: July 5th, 2006 10:55 PM
Author: nubile home

Empty, cracked old cases of Skoal scattered around the dirt.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147525)





Date: July 5th, 2006 11:00 PM
Author: Narrow-minded Mediation

I saw that at TAMU.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147566)





Date: July 5th, 2006 10:56 PM
Author: Vigorous Brilliant Boiling Water

net zero and similar isp's



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147533)





Date: July 5th, 2006 10:56 PM
Author: Translucent sandwich resort

Think we are at war with France

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147534)





Date: July 7th, 2006 10:05 AM
Author: opaque 180 brunch

titcr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6157377)





Date: July 5th, 2006 10:58 PM
Author: impertinent really tough guy mother

Inexplicably have a southern accent, even when they have lived in the midwest their entire lives.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147553)





Date: July 5th, 2006 10:59 PM
Author: Vigorous Brilliant Boiling Water

omg yes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147558)





Date: April 21st, 2007 9:10 PM
Author: comical yarmulke indian lodge

nice. Reminds me of ppl I've met from Ohio.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#7977957)





Date: April 21st, 2007 9:12 PM
Author: amber cuck

I know people from Syracuse, New York who do this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#7977965)





Date: July 5th, 2006 10:59 PM
Author: Vigorous Brilliant Boiling Water

tend to be angered easily

wic

paid disability

formula feed their kids

kool aid



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147556)





Date: July 5th, 2006 11:04 PM
Author: fragrant pit marketing idea

Wait'll your wife's saggy tits drag the floor. You might wish she'd bottled fed the kids.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147598)





Date: July 6th, 2006 7:15 PM
Author: histrionic trailer park mental disorder

formula feeding your kids is fucking bad for them and anyone who does it without having to for medical reasons is a bad mother

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6153829)





Date: July 5th, 2006 11:06 PM
Author: hideous hospital doctorate

i saw white trash on the subway giving her child what appeared to be kool-aid in a bottle and off-brand "cheese puffs." i was properly horrified.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147611)





Date: July 5th, 2006 11:07 PM
Author: fragrant pit marketing idea

Kool aid in a bottle? WTF?



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147624)





Date: July 5th, 2006 11:10 PM
Author: hideous hospital doctorate

it was bright red. it damn sure wasn't juice.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147655)





Date: July 5th, 2006 11:26 PM
Author: Fiercely-loyal aphrodisiac clown

Pedialyte. Buy some for your sickly bastard spawn.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147821)





Date: July 7th, 2006 11:31 AM
Author: hideous hospital doctorate

a) poor white trash don't know what pedialyte is.

b) you do not bring a dehydrated child onto the subway and feed them "cheese puffs."

kill self.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6157781)





Date: July 8th, 2006 1:51 AM
Author: Odious Gaping Market

Pedialyte is a rip off. Get Gatorade.

http://www.endonurse.com/hotnews/5ah261635288077.html



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6164101)





Date: July 9th, 2006 5:07 PM
Author: galvanic base

"The study was supported by a grant from The Gatorade Sports Science Institute."

hmmmmmmmmm........

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6171792)





Date: July 5th, 2006 11:00 PM
Author: Translucent sandwich resort

Say things like:

"I'll tell you what"

"Fixin"



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147568)





Date: July 5th, 2006 11:05 PM
Author: Translucent sandwich resort

The biggest vacation in the history of the enitre family was to one of the following:

Disney World

Las Vegas

Some TTT cruise



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147599)





Date: July 5th, 2006 11:05 PM
Author: impertinent really tough guy mother

Get laid off

Love to hunt (to be fair, I do too)

Blame everything negative on "niggers"

Think cargo pants are dressing up

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147600)





Date: July 5th, 2006 11:05 PM
Author: fragrant pit marketing idea



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147609)





Date: July 5th, 2006 11:07 PM
Author: Narrow-minded Mediation

Ha, yes. I know this strictly from reality TV. On this one Vegas reality show, this black dad took a family trip to Vegas to win enough money for a real vacation. He played craps.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147623)





Date: July 5th, 2006 11:08 PM
Author: fragrant pit marketing idea

Silver Dollar City vacations.

EDIT: This keeps posting to the wrong spot. I don't know why.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147633)





Date: July 7th, 2006 12:29 PM
Author: Curious sanctuary

I LOLed

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6158093)





Date: July 11th, 2006 12:52 AM
Author: lake temple skinny woman

There's rich hunting (Teddy R., Dick Cheney, etc.) and there's poor hunting (gun rack on pickup truck).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6183939)





Date: April 6th, 2007 9:29 PM
Author: Adventurous bright mad cow disease feces

hooray on the third one.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#7887343)





Date: July 5th, 2006 11:05 PM
Author: Vigorous Brilliant Boiling Water

the teenage girl poor has wavy hair that's bleached blonde and always looks wet and walks around with a 3/4" thick nokia cell phone from 1996 and uses it not only to talk, but to gesture and smokes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147606)





Date: July 5th, 2006 11:06 PM
Author: smoky dog poop generalized bond

Sports jerseys that cost double their car payment

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147617)





Date: July 5th, 2006 11:07 PM
Author: Translucent sandwich resort

No savings and no rational plan to start saving

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147625)





Date: July 5th, 2006 11:09 PM
Author: Vigorous Brilliant Boiling Water

tries to cash checks at establishments that aren't banks

uses money orders frequently

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147642)





Date: July 5th, 2006 11:09 PM
Author: smoky dog poop generalized bond

"Payday Loans"

Get your next paycheck NOW!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147645)





Date: July 5th, 2006 11:10 PM
Author: fragrant pit marketing idea

Well, to be fair, it's hard to save money when you're poor.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147647)





Date: July 5th, 2006 11:11 PM
Author: Narrow-minded Mediation

Shut the fuck up, poor.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147658)





Date: July 11th, 2006 12:54 AM
Author: lake temple skinny woman

And yet they can afford cable and a bigger TV than my family has.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6183959)





Date: July 5th, 2006 11:12 PM
Author: Vigorous Brilliant Boiling Water

shiny hair gel

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147672)





Date: July 5th, 2006 11:13 PM
Author: Narrow-minded Mediation

Poors seem like the type of people who would fall for:

TEXT SEXY1 to 44338 and get hot text messages sent right to your phone!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147688)





Date: July 5th, 2006 11:14 PM
Author: Crawly zombie-like degenerate roommate

husband met wife while both were serving weekends in "the guard"

first date at Denny's; makeout session afterward; guy chivalrously shares cig with woman

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147702)





Date: July 5th, 2006 11:17 PM
Author: Vigorous Brilliant Boiling Water

lol at "the guard"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147731)





Date: July 5th, 2006 11:16 PM
Author: Vigorous Brilliant Boiling Water

wears those god awful brown boots that peole like sketchers and american eagle make

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147721)





Date: July 5th, 2006 11:23 PM
Author: smoky dog poop generalized bond

Iron bars on house doors/windows. Iron bars are rusted/corroded, and would probably fail at protecting the occupants.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147788)





Date: July 5th, 2006 11:25 PM
Author: Vigorous Brilliant Boiling Water

no trespassing signs... as if.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147818)





Date: July 11th, 2006 12:56 AM
Author: lake temple skinny woman

Amazingly, the only people I have ever known to have those bars are my aunt and uncle when they had an apartment on Beacon Hill.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6183990)





Date: July 5th, 2006 11:23 PM
Author: Vigorous Brilliant Boiling Water

uses computers at public library

owns a chevy astro van



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147802)





Date: July 5th, 2006 11:26 PM
Author: Vigorous Brilliant Boiling Water

thinks the soldier in iraq are protecting our freedom

thinks we should just blow iraq up

thinks kerry would have legalized gay marriage if he won



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147825)





Date: July 5th, 2006 11:27 PM
Author: smoky dog poop generalized bond

Thinks liberals just want to take our money and give it to black people for fun

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147834)





Date: July 5th, 2006 11:28 PM
Author: Vigorous Brilliant Boiling Water

tats:

azn symbols

something like a flower on the back of a pale, skinny shoulder revealed by a halter top

ankle tats

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147852)





Date: July 5th, 2006 11:38 PM
Author: Vigorous Brilliant Boiling Water

watches america's funniest videos

watches pro wrestling and has a favorite pro wrestler

thinks getting dressed up is putting on a cheap polo, khakis, and sketcher boots

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147940)





Date: July 5th, 2006 11:41 PM
Author: Vigorous Brilliant Boiling Water

watches mad tv and blue collar comdey

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147971)





Date: July 6th, 2006 3:52 AM
Author: Dun crusty heaven

- Sheets instead of doors inside the house

- 5 HBO channels, Showtime, and Cinemax but no air conditioning

- Cheetos always available

- Warped trampoline from excessive sun exposure

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6149368)





Date: July 6th, 2006 4:42 AM
Author: Odious Gaping Market

How the hell would a trampoline warp from sun exposure?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6149457)





Date: July 7th, 2006 2:51 AM
Author: Dun crusty heaven

http://www.funspot.com/trampoline_repair.php

"Trampoline repair becomes necessary after perimeter stitching deteriorates in the sun's UV-rays. Depending on your location and your trampoline's sun exposure, stitching typically lasts 3 to 8 years before failure."

Never doubt me.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6156554)





Date: July 7th, 2006 2:55 AM
Author: Odious Gaping Market

What does that have to do with warping?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6156572)





Date: July 7th, 2006 3:00 AM
Author: Dun crusty heaven

Because I used to jump on it, and there were patches that would throw you in weird directions, because it was warped, presumably from uneven deterioration of stitching...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6156598)





Date: July 6th, 2006 4:00 AM
Author: shaky fortuitous meteor

These are mostly good. Surprised it took so long for someone to mention hunting.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6149381)





Date: July 6th, 2006 4:01 AM
Author: obsidian thriller theatre filthpig

hybrids

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6149384)





Date: July 6th, 2006 6:55 PM
Author: Hot menage

Smoke cigarettes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6153698)





Date: July 6th, 2006 9:53 PM
Author: primrose crackhouse community account

Whatyoudreamof!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6154939)





Date: July 7th, 2006 2:55 AM
Author: Vigorous Brilliant Boiling Water

wear us polo assn

shop at outlet malls



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6156567)





Date: July 7th, 2006 8:47 AM
Author: razzmatazz main people

A good start, but all y'all missed:

1. 3L sodas

2. Miller High Life cans

3. Jello shots at memorial day picnic

4. 7 foot wide sat dish

5. "who needs boobs with an ass like mine?" t-shirt

6. purchasing any amount of meat in excess of 1 pound

7. troll doll stuck to dashboard

8. beanie baby collection in closet "increasing in value"

9. Holiday glasses/mugs from fast food restaurant

10. Footstools in living room

11. Reference to "mud room" or "rec room"

12. Unfinished basement

13. Set of "snow tires" in garage

14. piles of camel cash sitting around kitchen

15. Water on cereal instead of milk

16. Above ground swimming pool

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6157156)





Date: July 7th, 2006 8:52 AM
Author: shaky fortuitous meteor

Great. I never met anyone who poured water on cereal, though.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6157161)





Date: July 7th, 2006 8:56 AM
Author: razzmatazz main people

I've only heard of that...i think it might be more ghetto than poor, to be honest.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6157174)





Date: July 7th, 2006 9:31 AM
Author: Bisexual multi-colored step-uncle's house laser beams

This is largely credited; however, it must be noted that $1 high life bottles at a bar with a patio and live music is one of the joys of life, and even the participation of a poor or two cannot ruin it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6157250)





Date: July 7th, 2006 11:56 AM
Author: Lascivious address tank

Very good call on 3L sodas. I forgot they existed-- I must be losing touch with my roots.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6157903)





Date: July 7th, 2006 12:21 PM
Author: Marvelous Theater Stage

All of these are credited except #7

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6158052)





Date: July 9th, 2006 4:53 PM
Author: Vigorous Brilliant Boiling Water

what's a 3l soda?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6171702)





Date: July 9th, 2006 4:58 PM
Author: passionate dilemma goal in life

3 liter?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6171730)





Date: July 9th, 2006 5:00 PM
Author: Vigorous Brilliant Boiling Water

i've never seen such a thing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6171742)





Date: July 9th, 2006 5:02 PM
Author: passionate dilemma goal in life

Are you serious? They just look like extra huge soda bottles.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6171757)





Date: July 11th, 2006 1:03 AM
Author: lake temple skinny woman

Mostly good, but the only place I heard of a mud room was from my mom, who had one in her 30-room house in Westchester when she was growing up.

Also, an unfinished basement is sometimes okay; until my family finished ours, it had a dirt floor (for its first 250 years of existence).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6184046)





Date: January 30th, 2007 9:58 AM
Author: blathering hissy fit trust fund

6 - My parents once bought a whole cow (with one other family) and had it butchered.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#7511387)





Date: April 21st, 2007 6:04 PM
Author: Carnelian Headpube Death Wish

did they watch?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#7976849)





Date: April 6th, 2007 3:00 PM
Author: Outnumbered electric school

16 is the epitome of poor... buying something normally associated with wealth but doing it cheaply.

also, cars that were once expensive but are now 15 years old and have no value.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#7885262)





Date: July 7th, 2006 9:34 AM
Author: thirsty massive reading party

Believe University of Phoenix is a real uni.

Try to use their degree in "Business Administration" from there to apply to HBS.

Nickname things that shouldn't be nicknamed (Coffee = Joe, Coors = Colorado Kool Aid, Gasoline = Go Juice)

Celebrate their farts. "Damn! Good One!!!!"

Still wear mullets.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6157260)





Date: July 7th, 2006 9:47 AM
Author: Hot menage

Wow. You sound completely out of touch.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6157291)





Date: July 7th, 2006 9:51 AM
Author: Silver Incel Jewess

Did somebody mention big screen TVs that constitute half of their assets in worth?

Also, say "INsurance" instead of "inSURance."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6157307)





Date: July 7th, 2006 9:52 AM
Author: opaque 180 brunch

So much of this stuff applies to my family, it's unbelievable.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6157311)





Date: July 7th, 2006 9:56 AM
Author: Hot menage

Grandma and Grandpa Skeletor would also fit nicely in this thread.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6157327)





Date: July 7th, 2006 9:57 AM
Author: opaque 180 brunch

it applies to allll of my family, both sides

my immediate family as well... i've always been considered the nigger sheep

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6157333)





Date: July 7th, 2006 9:59 AM
Author: Silver Incel Jewess

Is that b/c you're black?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6157342)





Date: July 7th, 2006 9:59 AM
Author: opaque 180 brunch

if i was black, i probably wouldn't be posting on this board.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6157345)





Date: July 7th, 2006 10:01 AM
Author: Hot menage

with your booklearnin...

Could you have made your Dad a lot prouder by making the All-State football team in highschool?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6157351)





Date: July 7th, 2006 10:02 AM
Author: opaque 180 brunch

my dad was not part of my childhood

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6157360)





Date: July 7th, 2006 10:03 AM
Author: Hot menage

*whistles nervously, adjusts collar*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6157365)





Date: July 7th, 2006 10:04 AM
Author: opaque 180 brunch

daddy? DAAAADDDDY! ...where my chile support???

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6157374)





Date: July 7th, 2006 10:05 AM
Author: Silver Incel Jewess

LOLZ. I picture him staring darkly at the screen with a stern look on his face.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6157380)





Date: July 7th, 2006 10:03 AM
Author: Silver Incel Jewess

REMISSPARENTINGPWN3D

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6157368)





Date: March 6th, 2007 12:16 AM
Author: boyish patrolman sex offender

LOL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#7714687)





Date: July 9th, 2006 5:15 PM
Author: Stirring purple telephone crotch

Me too.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6171836)





Date: July 7th, 2006 10:01 AM
Author: Gay selfie international law enforcement agency

Family that has been killed in a war

bellies that hang over their belt

cheeto fingers

edit: i would continue this to say a minibag of chips or a soda in their hands at all times.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6157353)





Date: July 7th, 2006 10:04 AM
Author: Silver Incel Jewess

Family now serving in I-RAQ is a huge one, currently.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6157372)





Date: July 7th, 2006 10:05 AM
Author: Bisexual multi-colored step-uncle's house laser beams

I assume you are excluding family that was killed in WWII.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6157378)





Date: July 7th, 2006 10:09 AM
Author: Silver Incel Jewess

Yeah, WWII vets are common in classy fams.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6157389)





Date: July 7th, 2006 10:07 AM
Author: impertinent really tough guy mother

Talk with the cigarette still in their mouth

Distrust the government for the wrong reasons

Work at a "plant" or a "shop"

Fat chicks



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6157384)





Date: July 7th, 2006 10:11 AM
Author: Silver Incel Jewess

"Fat chicks."

It never ceases to amaze me how accurate this is. They should sell their blubber to the Eskimos or something.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6157393)





Date: July 7th, 2006 10:13 AM
Author: opaque 180 brunch

"distrust the govt for the wrong reasons"

very accurate.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6157402)





Date: July 7th, 2006 10:09 AM
Author: Gay selfie international law enforcement agency

Morals.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6157390)





Date: July 7th, 2006 10:16 AM
Author: Silver Incel Jewess

*chortle*

You're thinking of middle class midwesterners, dood. Poors are violent and negligent.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6157420)





Date: July 7th, 2006 11:34 AM
Author: Ruddy principal's office gaming laptop

I think this is right. Poor people have morals, rich people have social rules.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6157794)





Date: April 6th, 2007 9:33 PM
Author: Adventurous bright mad cow disease feces

and what social rules are those?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#7887367)





Date: July 7th, 2006 11:36 AM
Author: hideous hospital doctorate

titcr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6157806)





Date: July 7th, 2006 10:14 AM
Author: opaque 180 brunch

'vote republican' bumper stickers

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6157405)





Date: July 7th, 2006 11:22 AM
Author: Ruddy principal's office gaming laptop

So does poor = everyone in America who is not both rich and from a city or a suburb?



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6157726)





Date: July 7th, 2006 11:32 AM
Author: heady juggernaut

A lower credit limit than me but a higher balance.

"Yiz"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6157785)





Date: July 8th, 2006 1:52 AM
Author: talking rehab cumskin

Lots of unprotected sex.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6164105)





Date: July 8th, 2006 2:04 AM
Author: Fiercely-loyal aphrodisiac clown

Read National Enquirer and other tabloids

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6164181)





Date: July 9th, 2006 3:31 PM
Author: Odious Gaping Market

Why do you suppose that is?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6171185)





Date: July 9th, 2006 6:32 PM
Author: Fiercely-loyal aphrodisiac clown

Stupidity plus bad taste.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6172327)





Date: July 9th, 2006 3:33 PM
Author: Curious sanctuary

Kankles

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6171193)





Date: July 9th, 2006 3:46 PM
Author: hideous hospital doctorate

kankles r so waspy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6171274)





Date: July 9th, 2006 3:52 PM
Author: Curious sanctuary

I've seen them overflow out of tennis shoes. Bothing about that woman said wasp.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6171300)





Date: July 9th, 2006 3:53 PM
Author: hideous hospital doctorate

whenever i think 'cankles,' i think middle-aged white woman with short, greying hair, a long skirt or khakis and loafers for folks with wide feet.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6171304)





Date: July 9th, 2006 3:42 PM
Author: dashing frum circlehead

But huge amounts of Powerball tix every drawing as a team with their coworkers.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6171255)





Date: July 9th, 2006 3:47 PM
Author: Puce national affirmative action

shit in bags

piss off the porch

piss in bottles if it's late

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6171276)





Date: July 9th, 2006 3:56 PM
Author: sable double fault

An enormous brood of dirty, snot-filled children

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6171314)





Date: July 9th, 2006 5:13 PM
Author: Vigorous Brilliant Boiling Water

titcr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6171827)





Date: July 9th, 2006 4:08 PM
Author: passionate dilemma goal in life

Looks like 'when cousins marry (and have kids)'

Breathes through their mouth

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6171374)





Date: July 9th, 2006 5:29 PM
Author: Vigorous Brilliant Boiling Water

1. nascar moms instead of soccer mom's

2. 80's hair

3. thinks pontiac g6s are "awesome"

4. camaros

5. four-wheelers

6. dirt bikes

7. brown lip liner rings

8. at least one dead tooth

9. the only ones in suits at weddings are the groom and best men

11. pajama pants

12. work boots

13. carpenter jeans

14. fossil is the holy grail of watches

15. short sleaved button shirts

16. if he even has a dress shirt, the collar has a button 17. in each corner

18. can be seen walking around with a generic bottle of water, thinking they're the shit for drinking bottled water

19. think dkny jeans is actual dkny

20. bleach stained clothing



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6171925)





Date: July 11th, 2006 12:55 AM
Author: doobsian corner

wonderful

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6183983)





Date: July 9th, 2006 5:38 PM
Author: Vigorous Brilliant Boiling Water

kinves purchased off of qvc or hsn

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6171966)





Date: July 9th, 2006 6:27 PM
Author: Vigorous Brilliant Boiling Water

have night jobs as "minute men"



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6172289)





Date: July 9th, 2006 6:29 PM
Author: Peach Antidepressant Drug

Bush/Cheney bumper stickers

Support/Pray for Our Troops magnets

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6172303)





Date: July 9th, 2006 7:21 PM
Author: Vigorous Brilliant Boiling Water

would ride in a white limo or a hummer limo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6172705)





Date: July 9th, 2006 7:44 PM
Author: Garnet field masturbator

Throw a party when daughter finally gets her GED.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6172887)





Date: July 9th, 2006 8:14 PM
Author: Vigorous Brilliant Boiling Water

a missing limb

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6173090)





Date: July 9th, 2006 8:18 PM
Author: Lemon sweet tailpipe nursing home

drink lots of soda, watch soap operas, smoke non-name brand cigarettes, drive irocs or old camrys, watch nascar, have a broken piece of exercise equipment in their living room, go to county fairs, live in a trailer, eat tv dinners, have tattoos with signifcant others name (that they are no longer with), kids out of wedlock... need i go on?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6173123)





Date: July 9th, 2006 8:24 PM
Author: Vigorous Brilliant Boiling Water

smoke or have tattoos period

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6173178)





Date: July 9th, 2006 8:24 PM
Author: Vigorous Brilliant Boiling Water

cell phone cases



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6173181)





Date: July 11th, 2006 12:53 AM
Author: mind-boggling travel guidebook

jobs as strip mall security guards

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6183945)





Date: July 11th, 2006 1:05 AM
Author: bistre idea he suggested center

use Vaseline as lube.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6184062)





Date: July 11th, 2006 2:38 PM
Author: Vigorous Brilliant Boiling Water

"work trucks"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6187079)





Date: July 11th, 2006 2:41 PM
Author: snowy ape office

CAR EDITION!

a bumblebee yellow, rusted 1993 Dodge Intrepid.

A mustang from the 1980s

A "pimped" Dodge Aries

A door of a different color than the rest of the car.

A Git-R-Done bumper sticker.

IROC...need I say more?

Jesus/abortion bumper stickers.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6187102)





Date: July 11th, 2006 2:43 PM
Author: Vigorous Brilliant Boiling Water

sell plasma

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6187113)





Date: July 13th, 2006 3:24 AM
Author: Vigorous Brilliant Boiling Water

eat at buffets

diabetes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6199730)





Date: July 13th, 2006 3:26 AM
Author: useless shrine pistol

"Worst Type of American Whites" threads

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6199742)





Date: July 13th, 2006 3:39 AM
Author: Dun crusty heaven

Take fiber supplements

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6199792)





Date: July 14th, 2006 3:57 AM
Author: Vigorous Brilliant Boiling Water

listen to 3 doors down



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6209092)





Date: July 14th, 2006 10:45 AM
Author: Ocher Friendly Grandma

Wear hats with flames on them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6209872)





Date: August 1st, 2006 2:36 PM
Author: Vigorous Brilliant Boiling Water

i saw generic velveta the other day. it was called "pasteurized cheese spread."

i also so a coon hunting liscense on a truck

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6353776)





Date: August 1st, 2006 2:48 PM
Author: Hyperactive orchestra pit volcanic crater

"Big Dogs" sportswear

Wraparound shades

Dial-up internet access on 28.8K modem

Motivational posters at workplace - "Teamwork", "Excellence", etc.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6353880)





Date: August 1st, 2006 3:06 PM
Author: Vigorous Brilliant Boiling Water

i literally lol'ed at the motivational posters

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6354036)





Date: August 1st, 2006 3:08 PM
Author: snowy ape office

Ahh, Successories.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6354064)





Date: August 9th, 2006 12:54 AM
Author: Vigorous Brilliant Boiling Water

roll their own cigs

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6404774)





Date: August 9th, 2006 2:20 AM
Author: Vigorous Brilliant Boiling Water

frozen french toast/pancakes/waffles

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6405171)





Date: August 10th, 2006 8:27 AM
Author: Chartreuse potus native

Low tuition.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6412804)





Date: August 14th, 2006 12:10 PM
Author: jet contagious cruise ship wrinkle

Spend thousands to have baby's name tattooed on chest, but don't pay child support.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6436107)





Date: August 27th, 2006 12:25 PM
Author: Twisted navy knife

ask what makes a poor

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6509578)





Date: August 27th, 2006 12:43 PM
Author: Ungodly umber weed whacker

Cannot name their state's capital and the current Vice President.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6509697)





Date: August 27th, 2006 4:36 PM
Author: ultramarine internal respiration abode

Have a "college degree" in Air Conditioning repair from a place that advertises on the subway.

Still wear neon clothing

Go to Red Lobster whenever there is a big family celebration

Have a half-erased tattoo on their body (saving money to get the rest done)

waist-length hair

Have their own name, or a boyfriend or girlfriend's tattooed on their arm

Shop at Costco

Drink beer with every meal

Think "Reader's Digest" is sophisticated reading material

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6510681)





Date: August 27th, 2006 5:25 PM
Author: Vigorous Brilliant Boiling Water

the red lobster sounds part sounds like more of a black thing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6510931)





Date: August 27th, 2006 5:30 PM
Author: Coiffed crystalline kitty

most of costco's clientele are middle to upper middle class suburbanites.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6510967)





Date: August 27th, 2006 6:11 PM
Author: Vigorous Brilliant Boiling Water

american cars

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6511197)





Date: September 20th, 2006 1:21 PM
Author: Vigorous Brilliant Boiling Water

oversized, dingy parkas

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6646503)





Date: November 19th, 2006 11:34 PM
Author: Vigorous Brilliant Boiling Water

watch daytime television

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#7030604)





Date: November 19th, 2006 11:36 PM
Author: Frozen den wagecucks

live in trailers and collect disability benefits, even if able-bodied.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#7030621)





Date: November 19th, 2006 11:36 PM
Author: dashing frum circlehead

Let Maury Povich determine paternity

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#7030633)





Date: November 19th, 2006 11:46 PM
Author: Vigorous Brilliant Boiling Water

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#7030730)





Date: November 19th, 2006 11:39 PM
Author: Frozen den wagecucks

spend more on their rims than on their homes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#7030666)





Date: November 19th, 2006 11:40 PM
Author: up-to-no-good range rigor

damn it. I have *all* of these things.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#7030670)





Date: November 20th, 2006 12:06 AM
Author: dark church background story

frog giggin'

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#7030946)





Date: November 20th, 2006 12:07 AM
Author: dark church background story

glamour shots

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#7030953)





Date: November 20th, 2006 12:09 AM
Author: Frozen den wagecucks

Glamous shots? novel! What are those?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#7030974)





Date: November 20th, 2006 12:07 AM
Author: Mustard appetizing scourge upon the earth

The HIV

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#7030958)





Date: January 30th, 2007 4:38 AM
Author: Vigorous Brilliant Boiling Water

pocket knifes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#7511069)





Date: January 30th, 2007 4:43 AM
Author: Vigorous Brilliant Boiling Water

a dead tooth and a factory job

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#7511074)





Date: January 30th, 2007 5:01 AM
Author: Vigorous Brilliant Boiling Water

a revoked license

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#7511094)





Date: January 30th, 2007 5:14 AM
Author: comical yarmulke indian lodge

Furniture that still has the plastic on it (sometimes 10 years later).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#7511098)





Date: January 30th, 2007 5:22 AM
Author: Shivering shimmering senate

...more sex than the losers here.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#7511102)





Date: January 30th, 2007 5:57 AM
Author: Soul-stirring pearl dysfunction

Go to church

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#7511114)





Date: January 30th, 2007 1:06 PM
Author: well-lubricated cerebral azn

Poors always pour the milk in first.

Breeding tells.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#7512091)





Date: April 6th, 2007 9:37 PM
Author: Adventurous bright mad cow disease feces

*Poors always pour the milk in first.*

wow, good call on this one.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#7887389)





Date: January 30th, 2007 1:16 PM
Author: amethyst metal meetinghouse milk

building a plane from a kit in the front yard. have been doing so and talking about it for 3-4 years.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#7512143)





Date: January 30th, 2007 2:48 PM
Author: misanthropic shitlib macaca

buy used, usually incomplete encyclopedias that nobody in the house reads

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#7512741)





Date: January 30th, 2007 3:15 PM
Author: misanthropic shitlib macaca

light fireworks

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#7512857)





Date: January 30th, 2007 4:23 PM
Author: Spruce indecent stage

past the age of 13 I agree.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#7513305)





Date: February 11th, 2007 4:05 AM
Author: Vigorous Brilliant Boiling Water

get arrested by the po-lice

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#7582631)





Date: February 11th, 2007 4:08 AM
Author: Vigorous Brilliant Boiling Water

uncontrolled acne

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#7582633)





Date: February 11th, 2007 4:09 AM
Author: Vigorous Brilliant Boiling Water

scraggly facial hair

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#7582634)





Date: February 11th, 2007 4:20 AM
Author: Vigorous Brilliant Boiling Water

don't think 'saw' is a word

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#7582640)





Date: February 11th, 2007 4:20 AM
Author: Vigorous Brilliant Boiling Water

black guys white girls

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#7582641)





Date: March 5th, 2007 11:19 PM
Author: Vigorous Brilliant Boiling Water

support our troops and fetuses

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#7714416)





Date: March 5th, 2007 11:28 PM
Author: amber cuck

foreskin.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#7714445)





Date: March 5th, 2007 11:45 PM
Author: Vigorous Brilliant Boiling Water

titcp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#7714524)





Date: April 6th, 2007 2:44 PM
Author: Vigorous Brilliant Boiling Water

http://good-times.webshots.com/photo/2424346970054106074WFQwfl

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#7885160)





Date: April 6th, 2007 2:47 PM
Author: aqua spot water buffalo

http://good-times.webshots.com/photo/2807105050054106074GevcCU

Um.

http://good-times.webshots.com/photo/2378757960054106074ZQxKPt

Is that dude getting married in a short sleeve flannel shirt?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#7885172)





Date: April 6th, 2007 2:49 PM
Author: Vigorous Brilliant Boiling Water

at his wedding, yes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#7885195)





Date: April 6th, 2007 3:26 PM
Author: geriatric alcoholic new version

His cousin is pretty hot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#7885397)





Date: April 6th, 2007 2:47 PM
Author: coral stead

buy hummer H3s

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#7885176)





Date: April 6th, 2007 3:35 PM
Author: Vigorous Brilliant Boiling Water

i vote pro-life bumper stickers

bumper stickers

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#7885419)





Date: April 6th, 2007 3:44 PM
Author: pale swashbuckling ratface



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#7885465)





Date: April 6th, 2007 6:05 PM
Author: emerald diverse plaza

own cheap auto accessories like colored mats or dashboard decorations.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#7886332)





Date: April 6th, 2007 9:36 PM
Author: Coiffed crystalline kitty

bluetooth earpieces.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#7887384)





Date: April 6th, 2007 9:40 PM
Author: Adventurous bright mad cow disease feces

drink miller lite, smoke cigarettes and weed, and then put their ashes in the empty beer can.

play "spades"

think reading Jane Austen or Virginia Woolf is cool if you're a white male

work at Friday's, Applebee's, Red Lobster, etc.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#7887404)





Date: April 21st, 2007 5:40 PM
Author: amber cuck

Have weddings on days other than Saturday

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#7976727)





Date: April 21st, 2007 6:05 PM
Author: Vigorous Brilliant Boiling Water

make threads about ny being too expensive

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#7976852)





Date: April 21st, 2007 6:08 PM
Author: amber cuck

Or call things "expensive" period.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#7976867)





Date: April 21st, 2007 6:20 PM
Author: Grizzly alcoholic coffee pot

no, a place like stockholm or copenhagen is truly expensive.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#7976925)





Date: April 21st, 2007 6:23 PM
Author: Vigorous Brilliant Boiling Water

you're almost as cultured as grace kelly. care to tell me about the difference between sushi and sashimi?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#7976941)





Date: April 21st, 2007 6:25 PM
Author: Grizzly alcoholic coffee pot

people in indiana wouldn't know the difference so it'd only confuse you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#7976950)





Date: April 21st, 2007 6:28 PM
Author: Vigorous Brilliant Boiling Water

oh i forgot, your passee chunky glasses and circa 1986 lesbian vests make you so worldly.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#7976972)





Date: April 21st, 2007 6:32 PM
Author: Grizzly alcoholic coffee pot

they don't, but at least i've been out of my state

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#7976999)





Date: April 21st, 2007 6:36 PM
Author: Vigorous Brilliant Boiling Water

oooh, look at me, i've visited every h&m in every western european capital there is.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#7977018)





Date: April 21st, 2007 6:40 PM
Author: Grizzly alcoholic coffee pot
Subject: and central and eastern

sorry kid, h&m is passe

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#7977038)





Date: April 21st, 2007 6:42 PM
Author: Vigorous Brilliant Boiling Water

really? because it looks like you buy all of your clothes there.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#7977050)





Date: April 21st, 2007 6:57 PM
Author: Grizzly alcoholic coffee pot

wrong chain

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#7977144)





Date: April 21st, 2007 6:17 PM
Author: Carnelian Headpube Death Wish

*wipes tears of laughter away*

*emails thread link to everyone i know*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#7976907)





Date: April 21st, 2007 6:35 PM
Author: Vermilion voyeur legal warrant

Too lazy to read the other posts, but...

Do: Beat each other up, get payday loans, buy shitty beer.

Have: Scabies, horse-track stubs, and babies.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#7977010)





Date: April 21st, 2007 6:43 PM
Author: Carnelian Headpube Death Wish

DS, you need to read this thread its too funneh!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#7977052)





Date: April 21st, 2007 6:50 PM
Author: Vigorous Brilliant Boiling Water

i've always wondered why they're so violent and have babies. probably because they're irrational due to their smaller brains.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#7977099)





Date: April 21st, 2007 6:45 PM
Author: brindle racy state

one or more xoxo monikers.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#7977065)





Date: April 21st, 2007 6:49 PM
Author: Carnelian Headpube Death Wish

Walmart

McDonalds

unkempt children, usually 4+ of them, all under the age of 6, with a bun in the oven

wears the faded black spandex pants that stop mid calf + white ankle socks + cheap running shoes (ironic, cuz they never run anywhere) uniform

cheeto mouth

smokes half a cigaret, then puts out/saves it for later

crooked adult teeth



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#7977094)





Date: April 21st, 2007 6:54 PM
Author: Vigorous Brilliant Boiling Water

lol the cigarette thing always happens whenever i interrupt a gas station attendant's work break

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#7977121)





Date: April 21st, 2007 6:56 PM
Author: Carmine ladyboy pisswyrm

1. Thinks Rolex is the pinnicle of watches

2. Drives a Lexus

3. Can't wait to get their "huge" biglaw salary

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#7977141)





Date: April 21st, 2007 6:59 PM
Author: Vigorous Brilliant Boiling Water

only brands known are rolex, armani, harvard.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#7977169)





Date: April 21st, 2007 7:02 PM
Author: Vigorous Brilliant Boiling Water

my brother had cancer and the radiation made him retarded. now he can't keep a job because he always gets in fights with people because he has something to prove. he also wears jorts.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#7977189)





Date: April 21st, 2007 8:39 PM
Author: amber cuck

*Clothing Edition*

Jorts, exclusively cargo pants, fabric belts, shirts by Akademiks, RocaWear, Sean John or just general no-brand stuff with pictures of money, currency signs, guns or cars on the front. Bandannas. Mesh hats sans irony. Multiple sets of hunting fatigues. Acid-wash jeans.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#7977762)





Date: April 21st, 2007 8:48 PM
Author: Exhilarant swollen church building gay wizard

They order steak well-done.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#7977822)





Date: April 21st, 2007 8:49 PM
Author: up-to-no-good range rigor

premade mixed salad

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#7977829)





Date: April 21st, 2007 8:52 PM
Author: amber cuck

With dressing in packets.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#7977844)





Date: April 21st, 2007 8:53 PM
Author: up-to-no-good range rigor

especilly ranch

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#7977851)





Date: April 21st, 2007 8:54 PM
Author: amber cuck

misspell "especially."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#7977857)





Date: April 21st, 2007 8:59 PM
Author: up-to-no-good range rigor

pretend typos are spelling errors

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#7977895)





Date: April 21st, 2007 9:00 PM
Author: amber cuck

touche :)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#7977902)





Date: April 21st, 2007 9:04 PM
Author: up-to-no-good range rigor

:)

Do you ever say "touché" irl?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#7977921)





Date: April 21st, 2007 9:05 PM
Author: amber cuck

Yes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#7977929)





Date: April 21st, 2007 9:12 PM
Author: Adventurous bright mad cow disease feces

tool

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#7977968)





Date: April 21st, 2007 9:13 PM
Author: up-to-no-good range rigor

dude.

*shakes head*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#7977973)





Date: April 21st, 2007 9:15 PM
Author: Adventurous bright mad cow disease feces

wanna date?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#7977987)





Date: April 21st, 2007 9:19 PM
Author: up-to-no-good range rigor

are you a rasquach h8er?

I can't keep track of them anymore. :(

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#7978007)





Date: April 21st, 2007 9:23 PM
Author: Adventurous bright mad cow disease feces

nah. i liked the premade mixed salad w/ranch tho. never would have thought of that one

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#7978035)





Date: April 21st, 2007 9:35 PM
Author: up-to-no-good range rigor

sorry :(

if it make you feel better, I like ranch sometimes, with chicken strips

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#7978120)





Date: April 21st, 2007 8:57 PM
Author: Chrome Chapel Becky

Quarterstaves

Leather Armor

Clubs

Long Swords

Stacks of Arrows

Stacks of Crossbolts

Scrolls of Magic Missile

Scrolls of Identify

Minor Healing Potions

Notes Found on a Dead Body - Return to Nearest Innkeeper to Claim Small Reward

Small Gems

Wolf Pelts

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#7977883)





Date: April 21st, 2007 9:00 PM
Author: amber cuck

180^hizzla

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#7977904)





Date: April 21st, 2007 9:13 PM
Author: Razzle public bath pozpig

Dress up for the Olive Garden

Color coordinate their shoes/shirt/hat

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#7977977)





Date: April 21st, 2007 9:15 PM
Author: amber cuck

Go to food franchises in general.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#7977983)





Date: April 21st, 2007 9:16 PM
Author: Razzle public bath pozpig

Nothing wrong with going. I'd go to Olive Garden/etc if its close and I just want a cheap meal that I'm too lazy to make. Thinking its an event = poor.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#7977992)





Date: April 21st, 2007 9:41 PM
Author: comical yarmulke indian lodge

bad teeth/claim they are afraid of the dentist.

bad feet

wear flannel even when it is hot out.

wear a robe around the house.

save ketchup packets, salt & pepper, and plastic utensils from fast food places.

Use a clothes hanger as a as a tv antenna

Hangs clothes on the clothes line.

drinks tang, generic sodas (grape, strawberry, apple).

Watches televion stations in a language they don't know.

Thinks 10$/hr is alot to get paid



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#7978172)





Date: September 28th, 2007 8:57 PM
Author: blue garrison

TVs in cars

http://cache.gizmodo.com/assets/resources/2007/09/gpstv.jpg

Car balls

http://www.boudist.com/images/car-balls.jpg



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#8702465)





Date: September 28th, 2007 9:02 PM
Author: judgmental charismatic site

Zune

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#8702480)





Date: December 9th, 2007 3:21 PM
Author: Vigorous Brilliant Boiling Water



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#9001764)





Date: December 9th, 2007 3:41 PM
Author: laughsome hall

awesome thread.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#9001858)





Date: December 9th, 2007 3:29 PM
Author: maroon legend



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#9001801)





Date: December 9th, 2007 3:41 PM
Author: Spectacular Self-absorbed Tattoo

Say "ignorant" when they mean "rude".

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#9001854)





Date: January 7th, 2008 5:24 AM
Author: Ivory wonderful bawdyhouse

1. have non-tax deductible cell phone bills

2. say things like "i only have 50 minutes left on my cell phone plan"

3. live within 2 blocks of a liquor store, with a check-cashing service

4. roll up their own cigarettes.

5. ask their friends "can i hit that" on the above mentioned cigarettes.

6. ask "how much gas you got in your car?"

7. drink beer in the park

8. drink beer in coin-operated laundry mats

9. updates their myspace more than once a month



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#9125098)





Date: January 12th, 2008 5:21 PM
Author: Vigorous Brilliant Boiling Water

9. has a myspace

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#9152404)





Date: January 7th, 2008 9:47 AM
Author: exciting stag film

use poors as a noun

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#9125298)





Date: January 12th, 2008 5:22 PM
Author: maroon legend

1. Degree from Indiana

2. False hopes it will get them a job paying over 40k/year

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#9152408)





Date: January 27th, 2008 10:36 AM
Author: laughsome hall



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#9228844)





Date: January 27th, 2008 10:40 AM
Author: razzle-dazzle lodge

Always ask this question about new restaurants:

"Did you get enough?"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#9228853)





Date: January 27th, 2008 1:10 PM
Author: bipolar institution

Things they do:

Watch their little girl die in the car on the way to the doctor from a simple strep infection because they can't afford insurance and can't afford to pay the doctor so they put off going hoping the illnes will clear up on its own.

This thread is disgusting.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#9229344)





Date: January 27th, 2008 1:12 PM
Author: Titillating university striped hyena

lolz

dead poors are funny

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#9229354)





Date: March 15th, 2008 5:14 PM
Author: Vigorous Brilliant Boiling Water

don't major in finance, econ, or a hard science

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#9481949)





Date: March 15th, 2008 5:15 PM
Author: Vibrant insane indirect expression

Live in ManhaTTTan

ROFL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#9481952)