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support the troops bumper stickers cell phone belt clips i...
mildly autistic contagious pistol
  07/05/06
stfu n00b!
pontificating foreskin
  07/05/06
Friends IRL
Racy hissy fit
  07/05/06
Secondhand Carhartt clothing. Trashbag over the missing win...
laughsome senate
  07/05/06
Spiderweb tats on the elbow
Violet dysfunction
  07/05/06
Good call.
laughsome senate
  07/05/06
The barbed-wire tats 'round the upper arm have become too po...
Violet dysfunction
  07/05/06
180 for the no fear t-shirts. great reference.
sadistic shrine toaster
  07/05/06
In high school we would head to pizza hut for lunch and they...
Cordovan galvanic chapel gunner
  08/01/06
"Big Johnson" t-shirts HAHAHA. 180 for the referen...
Green idiot windowlicker
  01/30/07
Confederate flag Jesus fish Fox News coffee mug Rus...
Snowy provocative nowag juggernaut
  07/05/06
You confuse rednecks for poors. A lot of those NASCAR fan...
Sepia Party Of The First Part Multi-billionaire
  07/05/06
Yes, but then they have to live in Boone, NC.
Charcoal vivacious stain station
  07/07/06
No. Southern states have some of the lowest per capita inco...
Magenta big piazza
  07/14/06
WEAR JC PENNY SUITS PER LAW IS 4 LOSERS
fragrant school cafeteria people who are hurt
  04/06/07
The vast majority of you are poors
crimson useless brakes gay wizard
  04/21/07
...
bronze greedy state antidepressant drug
  12/09/07
diskmen instead of ipods
mildly autistic contagious pistol
  07/05/06
IPods are disgusting, ugly, poorish, and associated with pre...
Drunken corner new version
  07/05/06
i'd rather be pretentious than a poor
mildly autistic contagious pistol
  07/05/06
kinda ironic since most of them will spend their meager payc...
180 Brunch Roommate
  07/07/06
Gallon jugs of off-brand pink "juice."
Violet dysfunction
  07/05/06
it's called "drink". clearly you have never been ...
Racy hissy fit
  07/05/06
I used to drink plastic gas station soda cups full of it wit...
Violet dysfunction
  07/05/06
awesome. outstanding feature of teh poors.
stimulating glassy trailer park
  07/06/06
165. solid xoxo post. keep it up
Nofapping Point
  01/30/07
LOL I adore the Dave Chappelle bit on this...
beta lascivious cruise ship internal respiration
  07/06/06
juice? Fuck that, gimme some purple drink.
laughsome senate
  07/05/06
TITMFCR
Racy hissy fit
  07/05/06
YASMFRATS
laughsome senate
  07/05/06
Obviously, your experience is limited to chapelle. In rea...
learning disabled lilac nursing home boltzmann
  07/05/06
My experience centers mostly around poor white people, which...
laughsome senate
  07/05/06
Relax man...i'm just messing around. Maybe you're right..im ...
learning disabled lilac nursing home boltzmann
  07/05/06
drink grape soda salt their watermelons say "bling bl...
exhilarant territorial trump supporter brethren
  07/05/06
More expensive sneakers than you.
Racy hissy fit
  07/05/06
This is amazingly accurate
salmon slippery kitchen digit ratio
  07/05/06
A+
spruce location giraffe
  07/07/06
http://www.theonion.com/content/node/33490
Racy hissy fit
  08/14/06
be black have southern accent eat oppossum
exhilarant territorial trump supporter brethren
  07/05/06
a fucking possum.
laughsome senate
  07/05/06
southern accent is not by any means something that only poor...
Flatulent reading party
  08/27/06
shirts w/ dragons on them baggy jean shorts penchant for s...
mildly autistic contagious pistol
  07/05/06
Not only "I seen," but also "I says" (in...
Snowy provocative nowag juggernaut
  07/05/06
"We was."
Amber Institution Mental Disorder
  07/06/06
you is.
180 Brunch Roommate
  07/07/06
jnco jeans - LOLOLOL
Exciting Slimy Doctorate Becky
  07/09/06
"Terrorist Hunting License" sticker on the back of...
laughsome senate
  07/05/06
Miracle Whip is teh good
razzmatazz principal's office circlehead
  07/06/06
I seen 'em eat that shit with a spoon!
passionate den newt
  07/08/06
Buy lottery tickets
Gold Trip Property
  07/05/06
Bald head with copious facial hair. Wearing a John Deere ...
laughsome senate
  07/05/06
first statement, on-point; second, not so much.
Cerebral Menage
  07/05/06
Chew tobacco Eat pork rinds Go without health insuranc...
Gold Trip Property
  07/05/06
beef jerky hair scrunchies
mildly autistic contagious pistol
  07/05/06
beef jerky is prestigious, you dolt.
Stubborn glittery plaza
  08/27/06
Discredited.
Up-to-no-good bonkers mexican
  04/06/07
long short-sleeve T-shirts with wolves on them.
narrow-minded flirting temple cuck
  07/05/06
Also shirts with maudlin patriotic regalia, like eagles and ...
Violet dysfunction
  07/05/06
good call. old navy flag t-shirt.
narrow-minded flirting temple cuck
  07/05/06
Shirts with Disney characters
Aquamarine irate base
  01/30/07
SPINNING RIMS.
nubile cowardly address
  07/05/06
They drive cars with broken trunks, and the trunks are kept ...
Violet dysfunction
  07/05/06
Post on XO pretending to be rich and "prestigious"...
Drunken corner new version
  07/05/06
Own a car that costs more than the house.
Startled legal warrant
  07/05/06
only the rims cost more
Useless very tactful affirmative action boistinker
  07/05/06
Conduct yard sale or gargage sale
Gold Trip Property
  07/05/06
In which they sell shit like broken refrigerators and tatter...
Violet dysfunction
  07/05/06
and used tampons
Startled legal warrant
  07/05/06
Some of the shit they put on display is shameful, broken toa...
Gold Trip Property
  07/05/06
I've seen dog-eared romance novels from the early 70's.
Violet dysfunction
  07/05/06
old navy talks about her "personal trainer" from ...
mildly autistic contagious pistol
  07/05/06
your posts in this thread have been spot-on.
supple quadroon sanctuary
  07/05/06
I agree with this.
French cocky kitty
  07/05/06
because he is poor
180 Brunch Roommate
  07/07/06
i live in indiana
mildly autistic contagious pistol
  07/09/06
Not just tweety bird shirts--> XXXL tweety bird shirts wi...
insanely creepy heaven sex offender
  01/30/07
...
Free-loading haunted graveyard yarmulke
  07/05/06
Definitely
Snowy provocative nowag juggernaut
  07/05/06
I fucking hate those stickers
Startled legal warrant
  07/05/06
She looks washed out
Startled legal warrant
  07/05/06
This is not a very nice way to speak about those less fortun...
Magical fat ankles
  07/05/06
it's not because they're less fortunate. it's they way they...
mildly autistic contagious pistol
  07/09/06
Have student loans Think BIGLAW is a great salary Have...
Racy hissy fit
  07/05/06
i'm a total poor in this case.
Ocher odious national
  04/06/07
named wayde icp apparel prepaid cell phones
mildly autistic contagious pistol
  07/05/06
lol, do they still have prepaid cellphones? what a rip off
Startled legal warrant
  07/05/06
Some prepaid cell phones are a good deal if you rarely use y...
Gold Trip Property
  07/05/06
I agree. I rarely use mine, and many poors have far more ex...
bat-shit-crazy marketing idea
  07/11/06
"Buy American" stickers Foil on TV antenna D...
Snowy provocative nowag juggernaut
  07/05/06
Uh, Waffle House is supremely awesome. HTH
internet-worthy sienna hairy legs liquid oxygen
  08/27/06
titcream
Irradiated death wish toilet seat
  01/27/08
Patches of tarpaper or black plastic on top of the leaks in ...
Violet dysfunction
  07/05/06
watch cmt, fox, and spike (if they even have cable) window ...
mildly autistic contagious pistol
  07/05/06
They can't locate NY state on a map and definitely can't ide...
Startled legal warrant
  07/05/06
shop at jc penny and sears go to olive garden for special o...
mildly autistic contagious pistol
  07/05/06
I border on a stunningly hickish/poor area of NY. Those kid...
laughsome senate
  07/05/06
Where in NY?
comical cyan site
  07/10/06
western NY has some filthy human garbage.
Flatulent reading party
  08/27/06
Be fat. Women: wear sweatshirts with Winnie the Pooh appl...
spectacular church building
  07/05/06
It's true that the disgusting obese people tend to be low in...
Startled legal warrant
  07/05/06
Obese poors are often too poor to wear anything other than s...
Violet dysfunction
  07/05/06
Correct.
laughsome senate
  07/05/06
...
spectacular church building
  07/05/06
Keep large stack of reading material next to toilet
Gold Trip Property
  07/05/06
I shamelessly read the Farmer's Almanac on the shitter.
Violet dysfunction
  07/05/06
I've always found reading on the toilet to be profoundly off...
Gold Trip Property
  07/05/06
WHHHHHHHHAT?
laughsome senate
  07/05/06
Mark of a prole
Gold Trip Property
  07/05/06
It's because they have a very unhealthy diet and are obese, ...
Startled legal warrant
  07/05/06
Put BYOB on wedding invitation
Gold Trip Property
  07/05/06
and below that, "No shirt, no cake"
Startled legal warrant
  07/05/06
On that note: Put a gift registry card in a wedding invitati...
spectacular church building
  07/05/06
The gift registry is wal-mart and target (for splurges)
Startled legal warrant
  07/05/06
walk around without a shirt, a la cops guys are either obes...
mildly autistic contagious pistol
  07/05/06
i drive without a shirt sometimes, but at least i realize it...
Flatulent reading party
  08/27/06
At least one or two "vintage" cars from the 70's o...
Violet dysfunction
  07/05/06
LMAO, I've always wondered what junker cars just sitting the...
Titillating therapy
  07/05/06
If you actually go up to a poor and ask him why the fuck he ...
Violet dysfunction
  07/05/06
a number of these apply to me :(
Jade wagecucks ladyboy
  07/05/06
I still pluck crawdads out of the river and throw them in a ...
Violet dysfunction
  07/05/06
What's the temperature of that water?
Titillating therapy
  07/05/06
Usually cool or lukewarm. Depends on the season. But crawd...
Violet dysfunction
  07/05/06
Sounds like you got quite the prime real estate.
Titillating therapy
  07/05/06
I sure did. I purchased the plot from a dying old man who w...
Violet dysfunction
  07/05/06
Recommend the perfect dipping sauce. Butter gets kind of old...
Cobalt razzle-dazzle masturbator bawdyhouse
  07/05/06
Just add hot sauce and light creme to the melted butter.
Violet dysfunction
  07/05/06
see, you're a little more country than me, petro. i'm a l...
Jade wagecucks ladyboy
  07/05/06
Crawdads are fish bait, although they are fun to catch.
Gold Trip Property
  07/05/06
Crawdads rightly have a special place in French cooking. Th...
Violet dysfunction
  07/05/06
Bibles. So they can claim their poverty/ignorance is "...
spectacular church building
  07/05/06
this didn't work
Sable dragon immigrant
  04/07/07
he's right about the bibles though
mustard wonderful boiling water
  04/21/07
Bath towels with hotel/motel logos on them
Gold Trip Property
  07/05/06
Don't forget the music. White poors will have an old worn-o...
Violet dysfunction
  07/05/06
kids
Cobalt razzle-dazzle masturbator bawdyhouse
  07/05/06
umm, that would be a negative ghostrider.
Ocher odious national
  04/06/07
Pet dog has never been to the vet or eaten store bought dog ...
Gold Trip Property
  07/05/06
pet dog period
Titillating therapy
  07/05/06
or been neutered or spayed. And male poors say "I ca...
spectacular church building
  07/05/06
So that's why you always see free puppy signs in bad parts o...
Startled legal warrant
  07/05/06
Exactly.
spectacular church building
  07/05/06
"let it be" beetles t-shirts
mildly autistic contagious pistol
  07/05/06
...
Free-loading haunted graveyard yarmulke
  07/05/06
Or a class ring from James Madison University
Startled legal warrant
  07/05/06
...
Free-loading haunted graveyard yarmulke
  07/05/06
see below
Startled legal warrant
  07/05/06
It's pathetic how sheltered I am. I don't even get most of t...
Titillating therapy
  07/05/06
I should take you on a narrated white trash trailer tour.
Violet dysfunction
  07/05/06
If it's anything like that Iraq and sub sahara africa tour, ...
Titillating therapy
  07/05/06
that would be so awesome... a really obvious open-air safari...
mustard wonderful boiling water
  04/21/07
"...and on your left, you will see the reticulated hill...
Out-of-control Clown Main People
  04/21/07
This might be the funniest thing I've seen on this board yet...
translucent aphrodisiac alpha
  04/21/07
shut the fuck up, you live in texas you fucking trailer park...
bateful walnut selfie turdskin
  07/06/06
thank you.
jet electric library
  07/06/06
although you raise a good point, i still must agree that it ...
Motley carnelian office crotch
  07/07/06
That took you a minute to realize.
Exciting Slimy Doctorate Becky
  07/09/06
Inability to tie a necktie
Gold Trip Property
  07/05/06
Wears a polyester clip on instead.
spectacular church building
  07/05/06
most college kids can't tie a necktie
180 Brunch Roommate
  07/07/06
doubt it
mildly autistic contagious pistol
  07/07/06
WTF? My Dad taught me how to do that when I was like 10. Did...
sapphire indecent indirect expression
  07/07/06
That's because of travesties such as student loans, state un...
bat-shit-crazy marketing idea
  07/11/06
i cant tie a necktie and def not teh poor. i get my woman to...
thirsty whorehouse trust fund
  07/07/06
Old tattered couch is considered "lawn furniture"
Gold Trip Property
  07/05/06
The trampoline is a busted old mattress out front that the k...
Violet dysfunction
  07/05/06
home equity loans (lack of) flood insurance
Titillating therapy
  07/05/06
Attend a state school
Startled legal warrant
  07/05/06
Burn your own garbage
Gold Trip Property
  07/05/06
Awesome. We used to do this.
French cocky kitty
  07/05/06
League bowling
Gold Trip Property
  07/05/06
bowling
mildly autistic contagious pistol
  07/05/06
Name their kids after a major deity
Startled legal warrant
  07/05/06
have kids at 17 years old due to the magic of Jesus think...
Metal Locus Coffee Pot
  07/05/06
*think living in Florida is "making it"* I'm a ...
Ocher odious national
  04/06/07
Eat government cheese
Gold Trip Property
  07/05/06
Government cheese!
Sepia Party Of The First Part Multi-billionaire
  07/05/06
Empty, cracked old cases of Skoal scattered around the dirt.
Violet dysfunction
  07/05/06
I saw that at TAMU.
Titillating therapy
  07/05/06
net zero and similar isp's
mildly autistic contagious pistol
  07/05/06
Think we are at war with France
Startled legal warrant
  07/05/06
titcr
Boyish Preventive Strike
  07/07/06
Inexplicably have a southern accent, even when they have liv...
excitant mother
  07/05/06
omg yes
mildly autistic contagious pistol
  07/05/06
nice. Reminds me of ppl I've met from Ohio.
Green idiot windowlicker
  04/21/07
I know people from Syracuse, New York who do this.
Out-of-control Clown Main People
  04/21/07
tend to be angered easily wic paid disability formula fe...
mildly autistic contagious pistol
  07/05/06
Wait'll your wife's saggy tits drag the floor. You might wis...
spectacular church building
  07/05/06
formula feeding your kids is fucking bad for them and anyone...
vigorous chocolate lay wrinkle
  07/06/06
i saw white trash on the subway giving her child what appear...
supple quadroon sanctuary
  07/05/06
Kool aid in a bottle? WTF?
spectacular church building
  07/05/06
it was bright red. it damn sure wasn't juice.
supple quadroon sanctuary
  07/05/06
Pedialyte. Buy some for your sickly bastard spawn.
Gold Trip Property
  07/05/06
a) poor white trash don't know what pedialyte is. b) ...
supple quadroon sanctuary
  07/07/06
Pedialyte is a rip off. Get Gatorade. http://www.endonur...
Amber Institution Mental Disorder
  07/08/06
"The study was supported by a grant from The Gatorade S...
ultramarine athletic conference university
  07/09/06
Say things like: "I'll tell you what" "...
Startled legal warrant
  07/05/06
The biggest vacation in the history of the enitre family was...
Startled legal warrant
  07/05/06
Get laid off Love to hunt (to be fair, I do too) Blame...
excitant mother
  07/05/06
...
spectacular church building
  07/05/06
Ha, yes. I know this strictly from reality TV. On this one V...
Titillating therapy
  07/05/06
Silver Dollar City vacations. EDIT: This keeps posting to...
spectacular church building
  07/05/06
I LOLed
Razzle philosopher-king
  07/07/06
There's rich hunting (Teddy R., Dick Cheney, etc.) and there...
bat-shit-crazy marketing idea
  07/11/06
hooray on the third one.
Ocher odious national
  04/06/07
the teenage girl poor has wavy hair that's bleached blonde a...
mildly autistic contagious pistol
  07/05/06
Sports jerseys that cost double their car payment
salmon slippery kitchen digit ratio
  07/05/06
No savings and no rational plan to start saving
Startled legal warrant
  07/05/06
tries to cash checks at establishments that aren't banks us...
mildly autistic contagious pistol
  07/05/06
"Payday Loans" Get your next paycheck NOW!!!
salmon slippery kitchen digit ratio
  07/05/06
Well, to be fair, it's hard to save money when you're poor.
spectacular church building
  07/05/06
Shut the fuck up, poor.
Titillating therapy
  07/05/06
And yet they can afford cable and a bigger TV than my family...
bat-shit-crazy marketing idea
  07/11/06
shiny hair gel
mildly autistic contagious pistol
  07/05/06
Poors seem like the type of people who would fall for: TE...
Titillating therapy
  07/05/06
husband met wife while both were serving weekends in "t...
Cerebral Menage
  07/05/06
lol at "the guard"
mildly autistic contagious pistol
  07/05/06
wears those god awful brown boots that peole like sketchers ...
mildly autistic contagious pistol
  07/05/06
Iron bars on house doors/windows. Iron bars are rusted/corr...
salmon slippery kitchen digit ratio
  07/05/06
no trespassing signs... as if.
mildly autistic contagious pistol
  07/05/06
Amazingly, the only people I have ever known to have those b...
bat-shit-crazy marketing idea
  07/11/06
uses computers at public library owns a chevy astro van
mildly autistic contagious pistol
  07/05/06
thinks the soldier in iraq are protecting our freedom think...
mildly autistic contagious pistol
  07/05/06
Thinks liberals just want to take our money and give it to b...
salmon slippery kitchen digit ratio
  07/05/06
tats: azn symbols something like a flower on the back of a...
mildly autistic contagious pistol
  07/05/06
watches america's funniest videos watches pro wrestling and...
mildly autistic contagious pistol
  07/05/06
watches mad tv and blue collar comdey
mildly autistic contagious pistol
  07/05/06
- Sheets instead of doors inside the house - 5 HBO channe...
Seedy swashbuckling crackhouse
  07/06/06
How the hell would a trampoline warp from sun exposure?
Amber Institution Mental Disorder
  07/06/06
http://www.funspot.com/trampoline_repair.php "Trampo...
Seedy swashbuckling crackhouse
  07/07/06
What does that have to do with warping?
Amber Institution Mental Disorder
  07/07/06
Because I used to jump on it, and there were patches that wo...
Seedy swashbuckling crackhouse
  07/07/06
These are mostly good. Surprised it took so long for someon...
adventurous meetinghouse cuckoldry
  07/06/06
hybrids
curious transparent genital piercing
  07/06/06
Smoke cigarettes.
sapphire indecent indirect expression
  07/06/06
Whatyoudreamof!
Massive Rusted Partner
  07/06/06
wear us polo assn shop at outlet malls
mildly autistic contagious pistol
  07/07/06
A good start, but all y'all missed: 1. 3L sodas 2. M...
brilliant tank faggot firefighter
  07/07/06
Great. I never met anyone who poured water on cereal, thoug...
adventurous meetinghouse cuckoldry
  07/07/06
I've only heard of that...i think it might be more ghetto th...
brilliant tank faggot firefighter
  07/07/06
This is largely credited; however, it must be noted that $1 ...
stimulating glassy trailer park
  07/07/06
Very good call on 3L sodas. I forgot they existed-- I must b...
French cocky kitty
  07/07/06
All of these are credited except #7
thriller black woman ratface
  07/07/06
what's a 3l soda?
mildly autistic contagious pistol
  07/09/06
3 liter?
Exciting Slimy Doctorate Becky
  07/09/06
i've never seen such a thing
mildly autistic contagious pistol
  07/09/06
Are you serious? They just look like extra huge soda bottles...
Exciting Slimy Doctorate Becky
  07/09/06
Mostly good, but the only place I heard of a mud room was fr...
bat-shit-crazy marketing idea
  07/11/06
6 - My parents once bought a whole cow (with one other famil...
Coral center
  01/30/07
did they watch?
sinister brass international law enforcement agency faggotry
  04/21/07
16 is the epitome of poor... buying something normally assoc...
Histrionic Ebony Stag Film Jew
  04/06/07
Believe University of Phoenix is a real uni. Try to use the...
Claret Multi-colored Regret Stage
  07/07/06
Wow. You sound completely out of touch.
sapphire indecent indirect expression
  07/07/06
Did somebody mention big screen TVs that constitute half of ...
Turquoise aromatic market
  07/07/06
So much of this stuff applies to my family, it's unbelievabl...
Boyish Preventive Strike
  07/07/06
Grandma and Grandpa Skeletor would also fit nicely in this t...
sapphire indecent indirect expression
  07/07/06
it applies to allll of my family, both sides my immediate...
Boyish Preventive Strike
  07/07/06
Is that b/c you're black?
Turquoise aromatic market
  07/07/06
if i was black, i probably wouldn't be posting on this board...
Boyish Preventive Strike
  07/07/06
with your booklearnin... Could you have made your Dad a l...
sapphire indecent indirect expression
  07/07/06
my dad was not part of my childhood
Boyish Preventive Strike
  07/07/06
*whistles nervously, adjusts collar*
sapphire indecent indirect expression
  07/07/06
daddy? DAAAADDDDY! ...where my chile support???
Boyish Preventive Strike
  07/07/06
LOLZ. I picture him staring darkly at the screen with a ster...
Turquoise aromatic market
  07/07/06
REMISSPARENTINGPWN3D
Turquoise aromatic market
  07/07/06
LOL
Dull water buffalo
  03/06/07
Me too.
comical cyan site
  07/09/06
Family that has been killed in a war bellies that hang over...
spruce location giraffe
  07/07/06
Family now serving in I-RAQ is a huge one, currently.
Turquoise aromatic market
  07/07/06
I assume you are excluding family that was killed in WWII.
stimulating glassy trailer park
  07/07/06
Yeah, WWII vets are common in classy fams.
Turquoise aromatic market
  07/07/06
Talk with the cigarette still in their mouth Distrust the...
excitant mother
  07/07/06
"Fat chicks." It never ceases to amaze me how a...
Turquoise aromatic market
  07/07/06
"distrust the govt for the wrong reasons" very ...
Boyish Preventive Strike
  07/07/06
Morals.
spruce location giraffe
  07/07/06
*chortle* You're thinking of middle class midwesterners, ...
Turquoise aromatic market
  07/07/06
I think this is right. Poor people have morals, rich people ...
disrespectful at-the-ready headpube parlour
  07/07/06
and what social rules are those?
Ocher odious national
  04/06/07
titcr
supple quadroon sanctuary
  07/07/06
'vote republican' bumper stickers
Boyish Preventive Strike
  07/07/06
So does poor = everyone in America who is not both rich and ...
disrespectful at-the-ready headpube parlour
  07/07/06
A lower credit limit than me but a higher balance. "Yi...
apoplectic azn
  07/07/06
Lots of unprotected sex.
light bespoke double fault
  07/08/06
Read National Enquirer and other tabloids
Gold Trip Property
  07/08/06
Why do you suppose that is?
Amber Institution Mental Disorder
  07/09/06
Stupidity plus bad taste.
Gold Trip Property
  07/09/06
Kankles
Razzle philosopher-king
  07/09/06
kankles r so waspy.
supple quadroon sanctuary
  07/09/06
I've seen them overflow out of tennis shoes. Bothing about ...
Razzle philosopher-king
  07/09/06
whenever i think 'cankles,' i think middle-aged white woman ...
supple quadroon sanctuary
  07/09/06
But huge amounts of Powerball tix every drawing as a team wi...
mint orchestra pit
  07/09/06
shit in bags piss off the porch piss in bottles if it's la...
Saffron bbw
  07/09/06
An enormous brood of dirty, snot-filled children
Henna nibblets
  07/09/06
titcr
mildly autistic contagious pistol
  07/09/06
Looks like 'when cousins marry (and have kids)' Breathes ...
Exciting Slimy Doctorate Becky
  07/09/06
1. nascar moms instead of soccer mom's 2. 80's hair 3. thi...
mildly autistic contagious pistol
  07/09/06
wonderful
Swollen soul-stirring space
  07/11/06
kinves purchased off of qvc or hsn
mildly autistic contagious pistol
  07/09/06
have night jobs as "minute men"
mildly autistic contagious pistol
  07/09/06
Bush/Cheney bumper stickers Support/Pray for Our Troops m...
cracking buff national security agency cumskin
  07/09/06
would ride in a white limo or a hummer limo
mildly autistic contagious pistol
  07/09/06
Throw a party when daughter finally gets her GED.
Snowy provocative nowag juggernaut
  07/09/06
a missing limb
mildly autistic contagious pistol
  07/09/06
drink lots of soda, watch soap operas, smoke non-name brand ...
Diverse unhinged queen of the night personal credit line
  07/09/06
smoke or have tattoos period
mildly autistic contagious pistol
  07/09/06
cell phone cases
mildly autistic contagious pistol
  07/09/06
jobs as strip mall security guards
razzmatazz principal's office circlehead
  07/11/06
use Vaseline as lube.
Cruel-hearted community account
  07/11/06
"work trucks"
mildly autistic contagious pistol
  07/11/06
CAR EDITION! a bumblebee yellow, rusted 1993 Dodge Intrepid...
laughsome senate
  07/11/06
sell plasma
mildly autistic contagious pistol
  07/11/06
eat at buffets diabetes
mildly autistic contagious pistol
  07/13/06
"Worst Type of American Whites" threads
Well-lubricated theater stage
  07/13/06
Take fiber supplements
Seedy swashbuckling crackhouse
  07/13/06
listen to 3 doors down
mildly autistic contagious pistol
  07/14/06
Wear hats with flames on them.
kink-friendly azure church mediation
  07/14/06
i saw generic velveta the other day. it was called "pa...
mildly autistic contagious pistol
  08/01/06
"Big Dogs" sportswear Wraparound shades Dial...
costumed milk telephone
  08/01/06
i literally lol'ed at the motivational posters
mildly autistic contagious pistol
  08/01/06
Ahh, Successories.
laughsome senate
  08/01/06
roll their own cigs
mildly autistic contagious pistol
  08/09/06
frozen french toast/pancakes/waffles
mildly autistic contagious pistol
  08/09/06
Low tuition.
Dashing box office
  08/10/06
Spend thousands to have baby's name tattooed on chest, but d...
hairraiser primrose garrison
  08/14/06
ask what makes a poor
gay school hominid
  08/27/06
Cannot name their state's capital and the current Vice Presi...
internet-worthy sienna hairy legs liquid oxygen
  08/27/06
Have a "college degree" in Air Conditioning repair...
Stirring roast beef
  08/27/06
the red lobster sounds part sounds like more of a black thin...
mildly autistic contagious pistol
  08/27/06
most of costco's clientele are middle to upper middle class ...
Puce heady parlor
  08/27/06
american cars
mildly autistic contagious pistol
  08/27/06
oversized, dingy parkas
mildly autistic contagious pistol
  09/20/06
watch daytime television
mildly autistic contagious pistol
  11/19/06
live in trailers and collect disability benefits, even if ab...
vibrant bipolar casino
  11/19/06
Let Maury Povich determine paternity
mint orchestra pit
  11/19/06
lol
mildly autistic contagious pistol
  11/19/06
spend more on their rims than on their homes.
vibrant bipolar casino
  11/19/06
damn it. I have *all* of these things.
Citrine talented mood business firm
  11/19/06
frog giggin'
Filthy Pocket Flask Theatre
  11/20/06
glamour shots
Filthy Pocket Flask Theatre
  11/20/06
Glamous shots? novel! What are those?
vibrant bipolar casino
  11/20/06
The HIV
lime floppy idea he suggested
  11/20/06
pocket knifes
mildly autistic contagious pistol
  01/30/07
a dead tooth and a factory job
mildly autistic contagious pistol
  01/30/07
a revoked license
mildly autistic contagious pistol
  01/30/07
Furniture that still has the plastic on it (sometimes 10 yea...
Green idiot windowlicker
  01/30/07
...more sex than the losers here.
appetizing flesh step-uncle's house
  01/30/07
Go to church
Charismatic blood rage indian lodge
  01/30/07
Poors always pour the milk in first. Breeding tells.
zippy deer antler stage
  01/30/07
*Poors always pour the milk in first.* wow, good call on ...
Ocher odious national
  04/06/07
building a plane from a kit in the front yard. have been do...
Nofapping Point
  01/30/07
buy used, usually incomplete encyclopedias that nobody in th...
Jet-lagged beady-eyed abode
  01/30/07
light fireworks
Jet-lagged beady-eyed abode
  01/30/07
past the age of 13 I agree.
Iridescent Pungent Pit French Chef
  01/30/07
get arrested by the po-lice
mildly autistic contagious pistol
  02/11/07
uncontrolled acne
mildly autistic contagious pistol
  02/11/07
scraggly facial hair
mildly autistic contagious pistol
  02/11/07
don't think 'saw' is a word
mildly autistic contagious pistol
  02/11/07
black guys white girls
mildly autistic contagious pistol
  02/11/07
support our troops and fetuses
mildly autistic contagious pistol
  03/05/07
foreskin.
Out-of-control Clown Main People
  03/05/07
titcp
mildly autistic contagious pistol
  03/05/07
http://good-times.webshots.com/photo/2424346970054106074WFQw...
mildly autistic contagious pistol
  04/06/07
http://good-times.webshots.com/photo/2807105050054106074Gevc...
Bisexual brindle dilemma striped hyena
  04/06/07
at his wedding, yes
mildly autistic contagious pistol
  04/06/07
His cousin is pretty hot
Orange stead
  04/06/07
buy hummer H3s
Olive associate house
  04/06/07
i vote pro-life bumper stickers bumper stickers
mildly autistic contagious pistol
  04/06/07
...
Free-loading haunted graveyard yarmulke
  04/06/07
own cheap auto accessories like colored mats or dashboard de...
Wine impressive sound barrier old irish cottage
  04/06/07
bluetooth earpieces.
Puce heady parlor
  04/06/07
drink miller lite, smoke cigarettes and weed, and then put t...
Ocher odious national
  04/06/07
Have weddings on days other than Saturday
Out-of-control Clown Main People
  04/21/07
make threads about ny being too expensive
mildly autistic contagious pistol
  04/21/07
Or call things "expensive" period.
Out-of-control Clown Main People
  04/21/07
no, a place like stockholm or copenhagen is truly expensive.
180 Brunch Roommate
  04/21/07
you're almost as cultured as grace kelly. care to tell me a...
mildly autistic contagious pistol
  04/21/07
people in indiana wouldn't know the difference so it'd only ...
180 Brunch Roommate
  04/21/07
oh i forgot, your passee chunky glasses and circa 1986 lesbi...
mildly autistic contagious pistol
  04/21/07
they don't, but at least i've been out of my state
180 Brunch Roommate
  04/21/07
oooh, look at me, i've visited every h&m in every wester...
mildly autistic contagious pistol
  04/21/07
and central and eastern
180 Brunch Roommate
  04/21/07
really? because it looks like you buy all of your clothes t...
mildly autistic contagious pistol
  04/21/07
wrong chain
180 Brunch Roommate
  04/21/07
*wipes tears of laughter away* *emails thread link to eve...
sinister brass international law enforcement agency faggotry
  04/21/07
Too lazy to read the other posts, but... Do: Beat each ot...
marvelous chrome public bath
  04/21/07
DS, you need to read this thread its too funneh!
sinister brass international law enforcement agency faggotry
  04/21/07
i've always wondered why they're so violent and have babies....
mildly autistic contagious pistol
  04/21/07
one or more xoxo monikers.
pale arousing lodge
  04/21/07
Walmart McDonalds unkempt children, usually 4+ of them...
sinister brass international law enforcement agency faggotry
  04/21/07
lol the cigarette thing always happens whenever i interrupt ...
mildly autistic contagious pistol
  04/21/07
1. Thinks Rolex is the pinnicle of watches 2. Drives a Le...
crimson useless brakes gay wizard
  04/21/07
only brands known are rolex, armani, harvard.
mildly autistic contagious pistol
  04/21/07
my brother had cancer and the radiation made him retarded. ...
mildly autistic contagious pistol
  04/21/07
*Clothing Edition* Jorts, exclusively cargo pants, fabric b...
Out-of-control Clown Main People
  04/21/07
They order steak well-done.
concupiscible ticket booth
  04/21/07
premade mixed salad
Citrine talented mood business firm
  04/21/07
With dressing in packets.
Out-of-control Clown Main People
  04/21/07
especilly ranch
Citrine talented mood business firm
  04/21/07
misspell "especially."
Out-of-control Clown Main People
  04/21/07
pretend typos are spelling errors
Citrine talented mood business firm
  04/21/07
touche :)
Out-of-control Clown Main People
  04/21/07
:) Do you ever say "touché" irl?
Citrine talented mood business firm
  04/21/07
Yes.
Out-of-control Clown Main People
  04/21/07
tool
Ocher odious national
  04/21/07
dude. *shakes head*
Citrine talented mood business firm
  04/21/07
wanna date?
Ocher odious national
  04/21/07
are you a rasquach h8er? I can't keep track of them any...
Citrine talented mood business firm
  04/21/07
nah. i liked the premade mixed salad w/ranch tho. never wo...
Ocher odious national
  04/21/07
sorry :( if it make you feel better, I like ranch sometim...
Citrine talented mood business firm
  04/21/07
Quarterstaves Leather Armor Clubs Long Swords Stacks of ...
Offensive crawly cuckold
  04/21/07
180^hizzla
Out-of-control Clown Main People
  04/21/07
Dress up for the Olive Garden Color coordinate their shoe...
dead hospital
  04/21/07
Go to food franchises in general.
Out-of-control Clown Main People
  04/21/07
Nothing wrong with going. I'd go to Olive Garden/etc if its ...
dead hospital
  04/21/07
bad teeth/claim they are afraid of the dentist. bad feet ...
Green idiot windowlicker
  04/21/07
TVs in cars http://cache.gizmodo.com/assets/resources/200...
nubile cowardly address
  09/28/07
Zune
Mind-boggling Hot Range
  09/28/07
...
mildly autistic contagious pistol
  12/09/07
awesome thread.
passionate den newt
  12/09/07
...
Bat Shit Crazy Mischievous Place Of Business
  12/09/07
Say "ignorant" when they mean "rude".
bronze greedy state antidepressant drug
  12/09/07
1. have non-tax deductible cell phone bills 2. say things...
navy corn cake son of senegal
  01/07/08
9. has a myspace
mildly autistic contagious pistol
  01/12/08
use poors as a noun
Self-centered area
  01/07/08
1. Degree from Indiana 2. False hopes it will get them a ...
Bat Shit Crazy Mischievous Place Of Business
  01/12/08
...
passionate den newt
  01/27/08
Always ask this question about new restaurants: "Did...
drab alcoholic sneaky criminal
  01/27/08
Things they do: Watch their little girl die in the car on...
misanthropic khaki gaming laptop locale
  01/27/08
lolz dead poors are funny
chestnut forum
  01/27/08
don't major in finance, econ, or a hard science
mildly autistic contagious pistol
  03/15/08
Live in ManhaTTTan ROFL
pea-brained hyperventilating gaping
  03/15/08


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Date: July 5th, 2006 9:59 PM
Author: mildly autistic contagious pistol

support the troops bumper stickers

cell phone belt clips

ill fitting nascar shirts



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6146888)





Date: July 5th, 2006 9:59 PM
Author: pontificating foreskin

stfu n00b!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6146893)





Date: July 5th, 2006 9:59 PM
Author: Racy hissy fit

Friends IRL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6146894)





Date: July 5th, 2006 10:01 PM
Author: laughsome senate

Secondhand Carhartt clothing.

Trashbag over the missing window of their car.

"Big Johnson" or "No Fear" t-shirts.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6146911)





Date: July 5th, 2006 10:04 PM
Author: Violet dysfunction

Spiderweb tats on the elbow

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6146940)





Date: July 5th, 2006 10:11 PM
Author: laughsome senate

Good call.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147026)





Date: July 5th, 2006 10:14 PM
Author: Violet dysfunction

The barbed-wire tats 'round the upper arm have become too popular with fanboi yuppies. Spiderweb tats are still a step beyond.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147072)





Date: July 5th, 2006 11:27 PM
Author: sadistic shrine toaster

180 for the no fear t-shirts. great reference.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147839)





Date: August 1st, 2006 2:47 PM
Author: Cordovan galvanic chapel gunner

In high school we would head to pizza hut for lunch and they had one of those "claw" vending machines where you try to grab your goodies with the beg metal hand. My friend spent like 10 bucks trying to grab a cheap, knock-off hat in it that had "Not Scared" instead of "No Fear" printed on it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6353874)





Date: January 30th, 2007 5:15 AM
Author: Green idiot windowlicker

"Big Johnson" t-shirts HAHAHA. 180 for the reference.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#7511099)





Date: July 5th, 2006 10:03 PM
Author: Snowy provocative nowag juggernaut

Confederate flag

Jesus fish

Fox News coffee mug

Rusted dryer on lawn

J.D. from Thomas M. Cooley Law School

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6146934)





Date: July 5th, 2006 10:40 PM
Author: Sepia Party Of The First Part Multi-billionaire

You confuse rednecks for poors.

A lot of those NASCAR fans with cell phone belt clips make more running a masonry business than most of us will ever make as a lawyer.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147346)





Date: July 7th, 2006 8:48 AM
Author: Charcoal vivacious stain station

Yes, but then they have to live in Boone, NC.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6157158)





Date: July 14th, 2006 8:15 AM
Author: Magenta big piazza

No. Southern states have some of the lowest per capita incomes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6209349)





Date: April 6th, 2007 9:38 PM
Author: fragrant school cafeteria people who are hurt

WEAR JC PENNY SUITS PER LAW IS 4 LOSERS

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#7887393)





Date: April 21st, 2007 6:54 PM
Author: crimson useless brakes gay wizard

The vast majority of you are poors

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#7977128)





Date: December 9th, 2007 3:37 PM
Author: bronze greedy state antidepressant drug



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#9001829)





Date: July 5th, 2006 10:00 PM
Author: mildly autistic contagious pistol

diskmen instead of ipods

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6146903)





Date: July 5th, 2006 10:18 PM
Author: Drunken corner new version

IPods are disgusting, ugly, poorish, and associated with pretentious trash. Discmen are just as bad, but don't have the negative associations.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147122)





Date: July 5th, 2006 10:19 PM
Author: mildly autistic contagious pistol

i'd rather be pretentious than a poor

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147141)





Date: July 7th, 2006 2:53 AM
Author: 180 Brunch Roommate

kinda ironic since most of them will spend their meager paychecks on an actual copy of the cd, while ipod kids pirate their songs

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6156559)





Date: July 5th, 2006 10:00 PM
Author: Violet dysfunction

Gallon jugs of off-brand pink "juice."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6146905)





Date: July 5th, 2006 10:01 PM
Author: Racy hissy fit

it's called "drink". clearly you have never been poor.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6146913)





Date: July 5th, 2006 10:03 PM
Author: Violet dysfunction

I used to drink plastic gas station soda cups full of it with my potted meat. We just called it "juice."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6146930)





Date: July 6th, 2006 7:05 PM
Author: stimulating glassy trailer park

awesome. outstanding feature of teh poors.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6153742)





Date: January 30th, 2007 1:12 PM
Author: Nofapping Point

165. solid xoxo post. keep it up

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#7512126)





Date: July 6th, 2006 7:08 PM
Author: beta lascivious cruise ship internal respiration

LOL I adore the Dave Chappelle bit on this...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6153768)





Date: July 5th, 2006 10:01 PM
Author: laughsome senate

juice? Fuck that, gimme some purple drink.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6146918)





Date: July 5th, 2006 10:02 PM
Author: Racy hissy fit

TITMFCR

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6146924)





Date: July 5th, 2006 10:10 PM
Author: laughsome senate

YASMFRATS

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147011)





Date: July 5th, 2006 10:33 PM
Author: learning disabled lilac nursing home boltzmann

Obviously, your experience is limited to chapelle.

In real life they call it juice.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147289)





Date: July 5th, 2006 10:34 PM
Author: laughsome senate

My experience centers mostly around poor white people, which I'm quite familiar with. Poor black people? Less so.

Also, it's a fucking joke.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147298)





Date: July 5th, 2006 10:37 PM
Author: learning disabled lilac nursing home boltzmann

Relax man...i'm just messing around. Maybe you're right..im more experienced blacks.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147321)





Date: July 5th, 2006 10:02 PM
Author: exhilarant territorial trump supporter brethren

drink grape soda

salt their watermelons

say "bling bling"



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6146919)





Date: July 5th, 2006 10:02 PM
Author: Racy hissy fit

More expensive sneakers than you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6146927)





Date: July 5th, 2006 10:57 PM
Author: salmon slippery kitchen digit ratio

This is amazingly accurate

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147541)





Date: July 7th, 2006 9:58 AM
Author: spruce location giraffe

A+

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6157336)





Date: August 14th, 2006 11:57 AM
Author: Racy hissy fit

http://www.theonion.com/content/node/33490

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6436025)





Date: July 5th, 2006 10:04 PM
Author: exhilarant territorial trump supporter brethren

be black

have southern accent

eat oppossum

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6146947)





Date: July 5th, 2006 10:08 PM
Author: laughsome senate

a fucking possum.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6146993)





Date: August 27th, 2006 12:32 PM
Author: Flatulent reading party

southern accent is not by any means something that only poors have.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6509619)





Date: July 5th, 2006 10:07 PM
Author: mildly autistic contagious pistol

shirts w/ dragons on them

baggy jean shorts

penchant for saying "i seen"

jnco jeans



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6146981)





Date: July 5th, 2006 10:12 PM
Author: Snowy provocative nowag juggernaut

Not only "I seen," but also "I says" (instead of I said). I hear this crap all the time from local poors.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147041)





Date: July 6th, 2006 4:34 AM
Author: Amber Institution Mental Disorder

"We was."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6149442)





Date: July 7th, 2006 2:54 AM
Author: 180 Brunch Roommate

you is.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6156564)





Date: July 9th, 2006 3:58 PM
Author: Exciting Slimy Doctorate Becky

jnco jeans - LOLOLOL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6171321)





Date: July 5th, 2006 10:09 PM
Author: laughsome senate

"Terrorist Hunting License" sticker on the back of their truck.

Irrational love of the Earnhardt family.

Buy "Miracle-Whip"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147006)





Date: July 6th, 2006 7:03 PM
Author: razzmatazz principal's office circlehead

Miracle Whip is teh good

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6153736)





Date: July 8th, 2006 3:14 AM
Author: passionate den newt

I seen 'em eat that shit with a spoon!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6164450)





Date: July 5th, 2006 10:11 PM
Author: Gold Trip Property

Buy lottery tickets

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147027)





Date: July 5th, 2006 10:11 PM
Author: laughsome senate

Bald head with copious facial hair.

Wearing a John Deere hat, sans irony.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147038)





Date: July 5th, 2006 11:12 PM
Author: Cerebral Menage

first statement, on-point; second, not so much.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147677)





Date: July 5th, 2006 10:13 PM
Author: Gold Trip Property

Chew tobacco

Eat pork rinds

Go without health insurance

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147062)





Date: July 5th, 2006 10:14 PM
Author: mildly autistic contagious pistol

beef jerky

hair scrunchies



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147076)





Date: August 27th, 2006 5:45 PM
Author: Stubborn glittery plaza

beef jerky is prestigious, you dolt.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6511076)





Date: April 6th, 2007 4:16 PM
Author: Up-to-no-good bonkers mexican

Discredited.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#7885713)





Date: July 5th, 2006 10:14 PM
Author: narrow-minded flirting temple cuck

long short-sleeve T-shirts with wolves on them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147078)





Date: July 5th, 2006 10:16 PM
Author: Violet dysfunction

Also shirts with maudlin patriotic regalia, like eagles and cliffs and flags.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147098)





Date: July 5th, 2006 10:17 PM
Author: narrow-minded flirting temple cuck

good call.

old navy flag t-shirt.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147107)





Date: January 30th, 2007 9:42 AM
Author: Aquamarine irate base

Shirts with Disney characters

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#7511346)





Date: July 5th, 2006 10:15 PM
Author: nubile cowardly address

SPINNING RIMS.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147084)





Date: July 5th, 2006 10:15 PM
Author: Violet dysfunction

They drive cars with broken trunks, and the trunks are kept in place with old trash can bungee cords.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147087)





Date: July 5th, 2006 10:16 PM
Author: Drunken corner new version

Post on XO pretending to be rich and "prestigious".

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147093)





Date: July 5th, 2006 10:16 PM
Author: Startled legal warrant

Own a car that costs more than the house.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147103)





Date: July 5th, 2006 11:16 PM
Author: Useless very tactful affirmative action boistinker

only the rims cost more

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147712)





Date: July 5th, 2006 10:17 PM
Author: Gold Trip Property

Conduct yard sale or gargage sale

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147114)





Date: July 5th, 2006 10:19 PM
Author: Violet dysfunction

In which they sell shit like broken refrigerators and tattered, soil-stained baby clothes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147134)





Date: July 5th, 2006 10:19 PM
Author: Startled legal warrant

and used tampons

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147142)





Date: July 5th, 2006 10:23 PM
Author: Gold Trip Property

Some of the shit they put on display is shameful, broken toaster ovens and chairs with three legs.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147186)





Date: July 5th, 2006 10:26 PM
Author: Violet dysfunction

I've seen dog-eared romance novels from the early 70's.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147218)





Date: July 5th, 2006 10:18 PM
Author: mildly autistic contagious pistol

old navy

talks about her "personal trainer" from curves

hair that's obviously dyed

disney clothing

tweety bird shirts

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147120)





Date: July 5th, 2006 11:00 PM
Author: supple quadroon sanctuary

your posts in this thread have been spot-on.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147565)





Date: July 5th, 2006 11:03 PM
Author: French cocky kitty

I agree with this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147585)





Date: July 7th, 2006 2:55 AM
Author: 180 Brunch Roommate

because he is poor

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6156569)





Date: July 9th, 2006 5:04 PM
Author: mildly autistic contagious pistol
Subject: i live in indiana

upper middle class peolple and poors live side by side here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6171769)





Date: January 30th, 2007 3:40 PM
Author: insanely creepy heaven sex offender

Not just tweety bird shirts--> XXXL tweety bird shirts with black spandex tights and white socks; another common accessory is screaming over-nourished children.

I see these at Wal-marts nationwide.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#7513005)





Date: July 5th, 2006 10:18 PM
Author: Free-loading haunted graveyard yarmulke



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147129)





Date: July 5th, 2006 10:23 PM
Author: Snowy provocative nowag juggernaut
Subject: Definitely

Also: "Friends don't let friends drive Chevys"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147181)





Date: July 5th, 2006 10:24 PM
Author: Startled legal warrant

I fucking hate those stickers

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147190)





Date: July 5th, 2006 10:18 PM
Author: Startled legal warrant

She looks washed out

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147130)





Date: July 5th, 2006 10:20 PM
Author: Magical fat ankles

This is not a very nice way to speak about those less fortunate, but I acknowledge your right to speak as you please.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147147)





Date: July 9th, 2006 5:06 PM
Author: mildly autistic contagious pistol

it's not because they're less fortunate. it's they way they conduct themselves

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6171774)





Date: July 5th, 2006 10:20 PM
Author: Racy hissy fit

Have student loans

Think BIGLAW is a great salary

Have credit card debt

Rent places



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147149)





Date: April 6th, 2007 9:21 PM
Author: Ocher odious national

i'm a total poor in this case.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#7887307)





Date: July 5th, 2006 10:21 PM
Author: mildly autistic contagious pistol

named wayde

icp apparel

prepaid cell phones

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147153)





Date: July 5th, 2006 10:21 PM
Author: Startled legal warrant

lol, do they still have prepaid cellphones? what a rip off

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147168)





Date: July 5th, 2006 10:25 PM
Author: Gold Trip Property

Some prepaid cell phones are a good deal if you rarely use your phone.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147198)





Date: July 11th, 2006 12:44 AM
Author: bat-shit-crazy marketing idea

I agree. I rarely use mine, and many poors have far more expensive cell phones than I do, along with two-year contracts that they'll have to charge to the 24.99% APR credit card.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6183847)





Date: July 5th, 2006 10:21 PM
Author: Snowy provocative nowag juggernaut

"Buy American" stickers

Foil on TV antenna

Dine at Waffle House

Enlist in U.S. Army

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147164)





Date: August 27th, 2006 12:42 PM
Author: internet-worthy sienna hairy legs liquid oxygen

Uh, Waffle House is supremely awesome. HTH

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6509686)





Date: January 27th, 2008 2:48 PM
Author: Irradiated death wish toilet seat

titcream

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#9229659)





Date: July 5th, 2006 10:25 PM
Author: Violet dysfunction

Patches of tarpaper or black plastic on top of the leaks in the trailer's roof.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147208)





Date: July 5th, 2006 10:25 PM
Author: mildly autistic contagious pistol

watch cmt, fox, and spike (if they even have cable)

window mounted air conditioners

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147209)





Date: July 5th, 2006 10:27 PM
Author: Startled legal warrant

They can't locate NY state on a map and definitely can't identify Iraq.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147220)





Date: July 5th, 2006 10:27 PM
Author: mildly autistic contagious pistol

shop at jc penny and sears

go to olive garden for special occasions

have facial hair

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147221)





Date: July 5th, 2006 10:31 PM
Author: laughsome senate

I border on a stunningly hickish/poor area of NY. Those kids can find NY on a map, but not much else, and that includes North.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147261)





Date: July 10th, 2006 11:53 AM
Author: comical cyan site

Where in NY?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6177298)





Date: August 27th, 2006 12:34 PM
Author: Flatulent reading party

western NY has some filthy human garbage.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6509636)





Date: July 5th, 2006 10:27 PM
Author: spectacular church building

Be fat.

Women: wear sweatshirts with Winnie the Pooh appliqued on them.

Chew gum.

Have at least two televisions.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147222)





Date: July 5th, 2006 10:28 PM
Author: Startled legal warrant

It's true that the disgusting obese people tend to be low income

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147230)





Date: July 5th, 2006 10:29 PM
Author: Violet dysfunction

Obese poors are often too poor to wear anything other than spandex or giant sundresses.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147238)





Date: July 5th, 2006 10:30 PM
Author: laughsome senate

Correct.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147251)





Date: July 5th, 2006 10:32 PM
Author: spectacular church building



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147278)





Date: July 5th, 2006 10:29 PM
Author: Gold Trip Property

Keep large stack of reading material next to toilet

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147243)





Date: July 5th, 2006 10:30 PM
Author: Violet dysfunction

I shamelessly read the Farmer's Almanac on the shitter.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147256)





Date: July 5th, 2006 10:31 PM
Author: Gold Trip Property

I've always found reading on the toilet to be profoundly offensive.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147266)





Date: July 5th, 2006 10:44 PM
Author: laughsome senate

WHHHHHHHHAT?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147397)





Date: July 5th, 2006 10:49 PM
Author: Gold Trip Property

Mark of a prole

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147452)





Date: July 5th, 2006 10:31 PM
Author: Startled legal warrant

It's because they have a very unhealthy diet and are obese, which causes abnormal bowel movements.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147260)





Date: July 5th, 2006 10:30 PM
Author: Gold Trip Property

Put BYOB on wedding invitation

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147258)





Date: July 5th, 2006 10:32 PM
Author: Startled legal warrant

and below that, "No shirt, no cake"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147270)





Date: July 5th, 2006 10:33 PM
Author: spectacular church building

On that note: Put a gift registry card in a wedding invitation.

Have a cash bar at a wedding.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147290)





Date: July 5th, 2006 10:34 PM
Author: Startled legal warrant

The gift registry is wal-mart and target (for splurges)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147300)





Date: July 5th, 2006 10:33 PM
Author: mildly autistic contagious pistol

walk around without a shirt, a la cops

guys are either obeses or skinny, pale little runts



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147284)





Date: August 27th, 2006 12:36 PM
Author: Flatulent reading party

i drive without a shirt sometimes, but at least i realize it's trashy as hell and not cool.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6509644)





Date: July 5th, 2006 10:34 PM
Author: Violet dysfunction

At least one or two "vintage" cars from the 70's or earlier that they tried to "restore," but failed, and thus, the rotting shell of an Econoline or whatever is still up on blocks in the yard.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147293)





Date: July 5th, 2006 10:39 PM
Author: Titillating therapy

LMAO, I've always wondered what junker cars just sitting there were doing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147342)





Date: July 5th, 2006 10:42 PM
Author: Violet dysfunction

If you actually go up to a poor and ask him why the fuck he has cars up on blocks, he'll give some nonspecific answer along the lines of "I'm workin' on it, I'll fix 'er one day."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147374)





Date: July 5th, 2006 10:36 PM
Author: Jade wagecucks ladyboy

a number of these apply to me :(

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147313)





Date: July 5th, 2006 10:37 PM
Author: Violet dysfunction

I still pluck crawdads out of the river and throw them in a bucket when I go swimming, so that I can cook them up later. Old habits die hard.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147326)





Date: July 5th, 2006 10:41 PM
Author: Titillating therapy

What's the temperature of that water?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147367)





Date: July 5th, 2006 10:43 PM
Author: Violet dysfunction

Usually cool or lukewarm. Depends on the season. But crawdads/crayfish are delicious.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147384)





Date: July 5th, 2006 10:44 PM
Author: Titillating therapy

Sounds like you got quite the prime real estate.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147400)





Date: July 5th, 2006 10:46 PM
Author: Violet dysfunction

I sure did. I purchased the plot from a dying old man who wanted to divest his property quickly, and who apparently hated his son. I think he sold it to me for cheap just to spite his kid. It was a strange dynamic going on there, but I'm glad I stumbled into it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147421)





Date: July 5th, 2006 10:57 PM
Author: Cobalt razzle-dazzle masturbator bawdyhouse

Recommend the perfect dipping sauce. Butter gets kind of old after a while

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147545)





Date: July 5th, 2006 10:59 PM
Author: Violet dysfunction

Just add hot sauce and light creme to the melted butter.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147562)





Date: July 5th, 2006 10:50 PM
Author: Jade wagecucks ladyboy

see, you're a little more country than me, petro.

i'm a little country but more ghetto, though i spent more time in the country (moved from city --> country when a kid)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147468)





Date: July 5th, 2006 10:54 PM
Author: Gold Trip Property

Crawdads are fish bait, although they are fun to catch.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147511)





Date: July 5th, 2006 10:57 PM
Author: Violet dysfunction

Crawdads rightly have a special place in French cooking. Those shrimpy little lobsters are tasty.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147542)





Date: July 5th, 2006 10:36 PM
Author: spectacular church building

Bibles. So they can claim their poverty/ignorance is "God's Will."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147316)





Date: April 7th, 2007 12:42 AM
Author: Sable dragon immigrant

this didn't work

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#7888221)





Date: April 21st, 2007 5:57 PM
Author: mustard wonderful boiling water

he's right about the bibles though

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#7976807)





Date: July 5th, 2006 10:39 PM
Author: Gold Trip Property

Bath towels with hotel/motel logos on them

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147340)





Date: July 5th, 2006 10:40 PM
Author: Violet dysfunction

Don't forget the music. White poors will have an old worn-out cassette tape of "Appetite for Destruction" somewhere around the house.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147347)





Date: July 5th, 2006 10:40 PM
Author: Cobalt razzle-dazzle masturbator bawdyhouse

kids

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147348)





Date: April 6th, 2007 9:25 PM
Author: Ocher odious national

umm, that would be a negative ghostrider.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#7887321)





Date: July 5th, 2006 10:40 PM
Author: Gold Trip Property

Pet dog has never been to the vet or eaten store bought dog food

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147350)





Date: July 5th, 2006 10:41 PM
Author: Titillating therapy

pet dog period

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147360)





Date: July 5th, 2006 10:41 PM
Author: spectacular church building

or been neutered or spayed.

And male poors say "I cain't do that to another man" in reference to neutering his dog.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147366)





Date: July 5th, 2006 10:42 PM
Author: Startled legal warrant

So that's why you always see free puppy signs in bad parts of town

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147376)





Date: July 5th, 2006 10:43 PM
Author: spectacular church building

Exactly.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147385)





Date: July 5th, 2006 10:41 PM
Author: mildly autistic contagious pistol

"let it be" beetles t-shirts

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147357)





Date: July 5th, 2006 10:43 PM
Author: Free-loading haunted graveyard yarmulke



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147379)





Date: July 5th, 2006 10:44 PM
Author: Startled legal warrant

Or a class ring from James Madison University

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147396)





Date: July 5th, 2006 10:50 PM
Author: Free-loading haunted graveyard yarmulke



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147465)





Date: July 5th, 2006 10:51 PM
Author: Startled legal warrant

see below

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147473)





Date: July 5th, 2006 10:43 PM
Author: Titillating therapy

It's pathetic how sheltered I am. I don't even get most of these. Even the blacks around where I live are somewhat well behaved.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147390)





Date: July 5th, 2006 10:56 PM
Author: Violet dysfunction

I should take you on a narrated white trash trailer tour.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147532)





Date: July 5th, 2006 10:58 PM
Author: Titillating therapy

If it's anything like that Iraq and sub sahara africa tour, I'm in for a real treat.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147551)





Date: April 21st, 2007 5:58 PM
Author: mustard wonderful boiling water

that would be so awesome... a really obvious open-air safari bus with an announcer blatantly making fun of the white trash as they pass while all the tourists snap pictures and look through binoculars. i would totally pay to go on one.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#7976817)





Date: April 21st, 2007 6:10 PM
Author: Out-of-control Clown Main People

"...and on your left, you will see the reticulated hilljack emerging from his double-wide dwelling, having already engaged in hunting and gathering behavior for the day, evinced by the mini-bag of Cool Ranch doritos in his hand."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#7976877)





Date: April 21st, 2007 7:49 PM
Author: translucent aphrodisiac alpha

This might be the funniest thing I've seen on this board yet.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#7977481)





Date: July 6th, 2006 6:39 PM
Author: bateful walnut selfie turdskin

shut the fuck up, you live in texas you fucking trailer park faggot.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6153601)





Date: July 6th, 2006 9:52 PM
Author: jet electric library

thank you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6154936)





Date: July 7th, 2006 11:56 AM
Author: Motley carnelian office crotch

although you raise a good point, i still must agree that it is pathetic how sheltered :D is

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6157904)





Date: July 9th, 2006 4:02 PM
Author: Exciting Slimy Doctorate Becky

That took you a minute to realize.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6171336)





Date: July 5th, 2006 10:44 PM
Author: Gold Trip Property

Inability to tie a necktie

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147394)





Date: July 5th, 2006 10:45 PM
Author: spectacular church building

Wears a polyester clip on instead.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147410)





Date: July 7th, 2006 2:57 AM
Author: 180 Brunch Roommate

most college kids can't tie a necktie

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6156582)





Date: July 7th, 2006 2:58 AM
Author: mildly autistic contagious pistol

doubt it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6156589)





Date: July 7th, 2006 10:11 AM
Author: sapphire indecent indirect expression

WTF? My Dad taught me how to do that when I was like 10. Did your parents tie your tie for dances and stuff in highschool?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6157397)





Date: July 11th, 2006 12:48 AM
Author: bat-shit-crazy marketing idea

That's because of travesties such as student loans, state universities, need-based financial aid.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6183891)





Date: July 7th, 2006 10:08 AM
Author: thirsty whorehouse trust fund

i cant tie a necktie and def not teh poor. i get my woman to tie one.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6157387)





Date: July 5th, 2006 10:46 PM
Author: Gold Trip Property

Old tattered couch is considered "lawn furniture"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147419)





Date: July 5th, 2006 10:47 PM
Author: Violet dysfunction

The trampoline is a busted old mattress out front that the kids jump on.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147434)





Date: July 5th, 2006 10:48 PM
Author: Titillating therapy

home equity loans

(lack of) flood insurance

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147449)





Date: July 5th, 2006 10:50 PM
Author: Startled legal warrant

Attend a state school

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147459)





Date: July 5th, 2006 10:51 PM
Author: Gold Trip Property

Burn your own garbage

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147484)





Date: July 5th, 2006 10:57 PM
Author: French cocky kitty

Awesome. We used to do this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147540)





Date: July 5th, 2006 10:53 PM
Author: Gold Trip Property

League bowling

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147497)





Date: July 5th, 2006 11:02 PM
Author: mildly autistic contagious pistol

bowling

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147576)





Date: July 5th, 2006 10:53 PM
Author: Startled legal warrant

Name their kids after a major deity

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147498)





Date: July 5th, 2006 10:54 PM
Author: Metal Locus Coffee Pot

have kids at 17 years old due to the magic of Jesus

think living in Florida is "making it"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147509)





Date: April 6th, 2007 9:27 PM
Author: Ocher odious national

*think living in Florida is "making it"*

I'm a total poor!!!!



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#7887330)





Date: July 5th, 2006 10:55 PM
Author: Gold Trip Property

Eat government cheese

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147520)





Date: July 5th, 2006 10:57 PM
Author: Sepia Party Of The First Part Multi-billionaire

Government cheese!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147536)





Date: July 5th, 2006 10:55 PM
Author: Violet dysfunction

Empty, cracked old cases of Skoal scattered around the dirt.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147525)





Date: July 5th, 2006 11:00 PM
Author: Titillating therapy

I saw that at TAMU.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147566)





Date: July 5th, 2006 10:56 PM
Author: mildly autistic contagious pistol

net zero and similar isp's



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147533)





Date: July 5th, 2006 10:56 PM
Author: Startled legal warrant

Think we are at war with France

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147534)





Date: July 7th, 2006 10:05 AM
Author: Boyish Preventive Strike

titcr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6157377)





Date: July 5th, 2006 10:58 PM
Author: excitant mother

Inexplicably have a southern accent, even when they have lived in the midwest their entire lives.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147553)





Date: July 5th, 2006 10:59 PM
Author: mildly autistic contagious pistol

omg yes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147558)





Date: April 21st, 2007 9:10 PM
Author: Green idiot windowlicker

nice. Reminds me of ppl I've met from Ohio.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#7977957)





Date: April 21st, 2007 9:12 PM
Author: Out-of-control Clown Main People

I know people from Syracuse, New York who do this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#7977965)





Date: July 5th, 2006 10:59 PM
Author: mildly autistic contagious pistol

tend to be angered easily

wic

paid disability

formula feed their kids

kool aid



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147556)





Date: July 5th, 2006 11:04 PM
Author: spectacular church building

Wait'll your wife's saggy tits drag the floor. You might wish she'd bottled fed the kids.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147598)





Date: July 6th, 2006 7:15 PM
Author: vigorous chocolate lay wrinkle

formula feeding your kids is fucking bad for them and anyone who does it without having to for medical reasons is a bad mother

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6153829)





Date: July 5th, 2006 11:06 PM
Author: supple quadroon sanctuary

i saw white trash on the subway giving her child what appeared to be kool-aid in a bottle and off-brand "cheese puffs." i was properly horrified.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147611)





Date: July 5th, 2006 11:07 PM
Author: spectacular church building

Kool aid in a bottle? WTF?



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147624)





Date: July 5th, 2006 11:10 PM
Author: supple quadroon sanctuary

it was bright red. it damn sure wasn't juice.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147655)





Date: July 5th, 2006 11:26 PM
Author: Gold Trip Property

Pedialyte. Buy some for your sickly bastard spawn.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147821)





Date: July 7th, 2006 11:31 AM
Author: supple quadroon sanctuary

a) poor white trash don't know what pedialyte is.

b) you do not bring a dehydrated child onto the subway and feed them "cheese puffs."

kill self.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6157781)





Date: July 8th, 2006 1:51 AM
Author: Amber Institution Mental Disorder

Pedialyte is a rip off. Get Gatorade.

http://www.endonurse.com/hotnews/5ah261635288077.html



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6164101)





Date: July 9th, 2006 5:07 PM
Author: ultramarine athletic conference university

"The study was supported by a grant from The Gatorade Sports Science Institute."

hmmmmmmmmm........

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6171792)





Date: July 5th, 2006 11:00 PM
Author: Startled legal warrant

Say things like:

"I'll tell you what"

"Fixin"



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147568)





Date: July 5th, 2006 11:05 PM
Author: Startled legal warrant

The biggest vacation in the history of the enitre family was to one of the following:

Disney World

Las Vegas

Some TTT cruise



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147599)





Date: July 5th, 2006 11:05 PM
Author: excitant mother

Get laid off

Love to hunt (to be fair, I do too)

Blame everything negative on "niggers"

Think cargo pants are dressing up

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147600)





Date: July 5th, 2006 11:05 PM
Author: spectacular church building



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147609)





Date: July 5th, 2006 11:07 PM
Author: Titillating therapy

Ha, yes. I know this strictly from reality TV. On this one Vegas reality show, this black dad took a family trip to Vegas to win enough money for a real vacation. He played craps.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147623)





Date: July 5th, 2006 11:08 PM
Author: spectacular church building

Silver Dollar City vacations.

EDIT: This keeps posting to the wrong spot. I don't know why.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147633)





Date: July 7th, 2006 12:29 PM
Author: Razzle philosopher-king

I LOLed

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6158093)





Date: July 11th, 2006 12:52 AM
Author: bat-shit-crazy marketing idea

There's rich hunting (Teddy R., Dick Cheney, etc.) and there's poor hunting (gun rack on pickup truck).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6183939)





Date: April 6th, 2007 9:29 PM
Author: Ocher odious national

hooray on the third one.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#7887343)





Date: July 5th, 2006 11:05 PM
Author: mildly autistic contagious pistol

the teenage girl poor has wavy hair that's bleached blonde and always looks wet and walks around with a 3/4" thick nokia cell phone from 1996 and uses it not only to talk, but to gesture and smokes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147606)





Date: July 5th, 2006 11:06 PM
Author: salmon slippery kitchen digit ratio

Sports jerseys that cost double their car payment

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147617)





Date: July 5th, 2006 11:07 PM
Author: Startled legal warrant

No savings and no rational plan to start saving

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147625)





Date: July 5th, 2006 11:09 PM
Author: mildly autistic contagious pistol

tries to cash checks at establishments that aren't banks

uses money orders frequently

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147642)





Date: July 5th, 2006 11:09 PM
Author: salmon slippery kitchen digit ratio

"Payday Loans"

Get your next paycheck NOW!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147645)





Date: July 5th, 2006 11:10 PM
Author: spectacular church building

Well, to be fair, it's hard to save money when you're poor.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147647)





Date: July 5th, 2006 11:11 PM
Author: Titillating therapy

Shut the fuck up, poor.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147658)





Date: July 11th, 2006 12:54 AM
Author: bat-shit-crazy marketing idea

And yet they can afford cable and a bigger TV than my family has.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6183959)





Date: July 5th, 2006 11:12 PM
Author: mildly autistic contagious pistol

shiny hair gel

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147672)





Date: July 5th, 2006 11:13 PM
Author: Titillating therapy

Poors seem like the type of people who would fall for:

TEXT SEXY1 to 44338 and get hot text messages sent right to your phone!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147688)





Date: July 5th, 2006 11:14 PM
Author: Cerebral Menage

husband met wife while both were serving weekends in "the guard"

first date at Denny's; makeout session afterward; guy chivalrously shares cig with woman

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147702)





Date: July 5th, 2006 11:17 PM
Author: mildly autistic contagious pistol

lol at "the guard"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147731)





Date: July 5th, 2006 11:16 PM
Author: mildly autistic contagious pistol

wears those god awful brown boots that peole like sketchers and american eagle make

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147721)





Date: July 5th, 2006 11:23 PM
Author: salmon slippery kitchen digit ratio

Iron bars on house doors/windows. Iron bars are rusted/corroded, and would probably fail at protecting the occupants.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147788)





Date: July 5th, 2006 11:25 PM
Author: mildly autistic contagious pistol

no trespassing signs... as if.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147818)





Date: July 11th, 2006 12:56 AM
Author: bat-shit-crazy marketing idea

Amazingly, the only people I have ever known to have those bars are my aunt and uncle when they had an apartment on Beacon Hill.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6183990)





Date: July 5th, 2006 11:23 PM
Author: mildly autistic contagious pistol

uses computers at public library

owns a chevy astro van



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147802)





Date: July 5th, 2006 11:26 PM
Author: mildly autistic contagious pistol

thinks the soldier in iraq are protecting our freedom

thinks we should just blow iraq up

thinks kerry would have legalized gay marriage if he won



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147825)





Date: July 5th, 2006 11:27 PM
Author: salmon slippery kitchen digit ratio

Thinks liberals just want to take our money and give it to black people for fun

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147834)





Date: July 5th, 2006 11:28 PM
Author: mildly autistic contagious pistol

tats:

azn symbols

something like a flower on the back of a pale, skinny shoulder revealed by a halter top

ankle tats

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147852)





Date: July 5th, 2006 11:38 PM
Author: mildly autistic contagious pistol

watches america's funniest videos

watches pro wrestling and has a favorite pro wrestler

thinks getting dressed up is putting on a cheap polo, khakis, and sketcher boots

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147940)





Date: July 5th, 2006 11:41 PM
Author: mildly autistic contagious pistol

watches mad tv and blue collar comdey

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147971)





Date: July 6th, 2006 3:52 AM
Author: Seedy swashbuckling crackhouse

- Sheets instead of doors inside the house

- 5 HBO channels, Showtime, and Cinemax but no air conditioning

- Cheetos always available

- Warped trampoline from excessive sun exposure

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6149368)





Date: July 6th, 2006 4:42 AM
Author: Amber Institution Mental Disorder

How the hell would a trampoline warp from sun exposure?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6149457)





Date: July 7th, 2006 2:51 AM
Author: Seedy swashbuckling crackhouse

http://www.funspot.com/trampoline_repair.php

"Trampoline repair becomes necessary after perimeter stitching deteriorates in the sun's UV-rays. Depending on your location and your trampoline's sun exposure, stitching typically lasts 3 to 8 years before failure."

Never doubt me.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6156554)





Date: July 7th, 2006 2:55 AM
Author: Amber Institution Mental Disorder

What does that have to do with warping?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6156572)





Date: July 7th, 2006 3:00 AM
Author: Seedy swashbuckling crackhouse

Because I used to jump on it, and there were patches that would throw you in weird directions, because it was warped, presumably from uneven deterioration of stitching...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6156598)





Date: July 6th, 2006 4:00 AM
Author: adventurous meetinghouse cuckoldry

These are mostly good. Surprised it took so long for someone to mention hunting.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6149381)





Date: July 6th, 2006 4:01 AM
Author: curious transparent genital piercing

hybrids

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6149384)





Date: July 6th, 2006 6:55 PM
Author: sapphire indecent indirect expression

Smoke cigarettes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6153698)





Date: July 6th, 2006 9:53 PM
Author: Massive Rusted Partner

Whatyoudreamof!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6154939)





Date: July 7th, 2006 2:55 AM
Author: mildly autistic contagious pistol

wear us polo assn

shop at outlet malls



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6156567)





Date: July 7th, 2006 8:47 AM
Author: brilliant tank faggot firefighter

A good start, but all y'all missed:

1. 3L sodas

2. Miller High Life cans

3. Jello shots at memorial day picnic

4. 7 foot wide sat dish

5. "who needs boobs with an ass like mine?" t-shirt

6. purchasing any amount of meat in excess of 1 pound

7. troll doll stuck to dashboard

8. beanie baby collection in closet "increasing in value"

9. Holiday glasses/mugs from fast food restaurant

10. Footstools in living room

11. Reference to "mud room" or "rec room"

12. Unfinished basement

13. Set of "snow tires" in garage

14. piles of camel cash sitting around kitchen

15. Water on cereal instead of milk

16. Above ground swimming pool

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6157156)





Date: July 7th, 2006 8:52 AM
Author: adventurous meetinghouse cuckoldry

Great. I never met anyone who poured water on cereal, though.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6157161)





Date: July 7th, 2006 8:56 AM
Author: brilliant tank faggot firefighter

I've only heard of that...i think it might be more ghetto than poor, to be honest.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6157174)





Date: July 7th, 2006 9:31 AM
Author: stimulating glassy trailer park

This is largely credited; however, it must be noted that $1 high life bottles at a bar with a patio and live music is one of the joys of life, and even the participation of a poor or two cannot ruin it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6157250)





Date: July 7th, 2006 11:56 AM
Author: French cocky kitty

Very good call on 3L sodas. I forgot they existed-- I must be losing touch with my roots.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6157903)





Date: July 7th, 2006 12:21 PM
Author: thriller black woman ratface

All of these are credited except #7

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6158052)





Date: July 9th, 2006 4:53 PM
Author: mildly autistic contagious pistol

what's a 3l soda?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6171702)





Date: July 9th, 2006 4:58 PM
Author: Exciting Slimy Doctorate Becky

3 liter?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6171730)





Date: July 9th, 2006 5:00 PM
Author: mildly autistic contagious pistol

i've never seen such a thing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6171742)





Date: July 9th, 2006 5:02 PM
Author: Exciting Slimy Doctorate Becky

Are you serious? They just look like extra huge soda bottles.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6171757)





Date: July 11th, 2006 1:03 AM
Author: bat-shit-crazy marketing idea

Mostly good, but the only place I heard of a mud room was from my mom, who had one in her 30-room house in Westchester when she was growing up.

Also, an unfinished basement is sometimes okay; until my family finished ours, it had a dirt floor (for its first 250 years of existence).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6184046)





Date: January 30th, 2007 9:58 AM
Author: Coral center

6 - My parents once bought a whole cow (with one other family) and had it butchered.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#7511387)





Date: April 21st, 2007 6:04 PM
Author: sinister brass international law enforcement agency faggotry

did they watch?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#7976849)





Date: April 6th, 2007 3:00 PM
Author: Histrionic Ebony Stag Film Jew

16 is the epitome of poor... buying something normally associated with wealth but doing it cheaply.

also, cars that were once expensive but are now 15 years old and have no value.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#7885262)





Date: July 7th, 2006 9:34 AM
Author: Claret Multi-colored Regret Stage

Believe University of Phoenix is a real uni.

Try to use their degree in "Business Administration" from there to apply to HBS.

Nickname things that shouldn't be nicknamed (Coffee = Joe, Coors = Colorado Kool Aid, Gasoline = Go Juice)

Celebrate their farts. "Damn! Good One!!!!"

Still wear mullets.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6157260)





Date: July 7th, 2006 9:47 AM
Author: sapphire indecent indirect expression

Wow. You sound completely out of touch.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6157291)





Date: July 7th, 2006 9:51 AM
Author: Turquoise aromatic market

Did somebody mention big screen TVs that constitute half of their assets in worth?

Also, say "INsurance" instead of "inSURance."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6157307)





Date: July 7th, 2006 9:52 AM
Author: Boyish Preventive Strike

So much of this stuff applies to my family, it's unbelievable.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6157311)





Date: July 7th, 2006 9:56 AM
Author: sapphire indecent indirect expression

Grandma and Grandpa Skeletor would also fit nicely in this thread.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6157327)





Date: July 7th, 2006 9:57 AM
Author: Boyish Preventive Strike

it applies to allll of my family, both sides

my immediate family as well... i've always been considered the nigger sheep

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6157333)





Date: July 7th, 2006 9:59 AM
Author: Turquoise aromatic market

Is that b/c you're black?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6157342)





Date: July 7th, 2006 9:59 AM
Author: Boyish Preventive Strike

if i was black, i probably wouldn't be posting on this board.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6157345)





Date: July 7th, 2006 10:01 AM
Author: sapphire indecent indirect expression

with your booklearnin...

Could you have made your Dad a lot prouder by making the All-State football team in highschool?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6157351)





Date: July 7th, 2006 10:02 AM
Author: Boyish Preventive Strike

my dad was not part of my childhood

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6157360)





Date: July 7th, 2006 10:03 AM
Author: sapphire indecent indirect expression

*whistles nervously, adjusts collar*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6157365)





Date: July 7th, 2006 10:04 AM
Author: Boyish Preventive Strike

daddy? DAAAADDDDY! ...where my chile support???

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6157374)





Date: July 7th, 2006 10:05 AM
Author: Turquoise aromatic market

LOLZ. I picture him staring darkly at the screen with a stern look on his face.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6157380)





Date: July 7th, 2006 10:03 AM
Author: Turquoise aromatic market

REMISSPARENTINGPWN3D

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6157368)





Date: March 6th, 2007 12:16 AM
Author: Dull water buffalo

LOL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#7714687)





Date: July 9th, 2006 5:15 PM
Author: comical cyan site

Me too.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6171836)





Date: July 7th, 2006 10:01 AM
Author: spruce location giraffe

Family that has been killed in a war

bellies that hang over their belt

cheeto fingers

edit: i would continue this to say a minibag of chips or a soda in their hands at all times.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6157353)





Date: July 7th, 2006 10:04 AM
Author: Turquoise aromatic market

Family now serving in I-RAQ is a huge one, currently.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6157372)





Date: July 7th, 2006 10:05 AM
Author: stimulating glassy trailer park

I assume you are excluding family that was killed in WWII.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6157378)





Date: July 7th, 2006 10:09 AM
Author: Turquoise aromatic market

Yeah, WWII vets are common in classy fams.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6157389)





Date: July 7th, 2006 10:07 AM
Author: excitant mother

Talk with the cigarette still in their mouth

Distrust the government for the wrong reasons

Work at a "plant" or a "shop"

Fat chicks



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6157384)





Date: July 7th, 2006 10:11 AM
Author: Turquoise aromatic market

"Fat chicks."

It never ceases to amaze me how accurate this is. They should sell their blubber to the Eskimos or something.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6157393)





Date: July 7th, 2006 10:13 AM
Author: Boyish Preventive Strike

"distrust the govt for the wrong reasons"

very accurate.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6157402)





Date: July 7th, 2006 10:09 AM
Author: spruce location giraffe

Morals.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6157390)





Date: July 7th, 2006 10:16 AM
Author: Turquoise aromatic market

*chortle*

You're thinking of middle class midwesterners, dood. Poors are violent and negligent.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6157420)





Date: July 7th, 2006 11:34 AM
Author: disrespectful at-the-ready headpube parlour

I think this is right. Poor people have morals, rich people have social rules.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6157794)





Date: April 6th, 2007 9:33 PM
Author: Ocher odious national

and what social rules are those?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#7887367)





Date: July 7th, 2006 11:36 AM
Author: supple quadroon sanctuary

titcr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6157806)





Date: July 7th, 2006 10:14 AM
Author: Boyish Preventive Strike

'vote republican' bumper stickers

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6157405)





Date: July 7th, 2006 11:22 AM
Author: disrespectful at-the-ready headpube parlour

So does poor = everyone in America who is not both rich and from a city or a suburb?



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6157726)





Date: July 7th, 2006 11:32 AM
Author: apoplectic azn

A lower credit limit than me but a higher balance.

"Yiz"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6157785)





Date: July 8th, 2006 1:52 AM
Author: light bespoke double fault

Lots of unprotected sex.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6164105)





Date: July 8th, 2006 2:04 AM
Author: Gold Trip Property

Read National Enquirer and other tabloids

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6164181)





Date: July 9th, 2006 3:31 PM
Author: Amber Institution Mental Disorder

Why do you suppose that is?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6171185)





Date: July 9th, 2006 6:32 PM
Author: Gold Trip Property

Stupidity plus bad taste.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6172327)





Date: July 9th, 2006 3:33 PM
Author: Razzle philosopher-king

Kankles

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6171193)





Date: July 9th, 2006 3:46 PM
Author: supple quadroon sanctuary

kankles r so waspy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6171274)





Date: July 9th, 2006 3:52 PM
Author: Razzle philosopher-king

I've seen them overflow out of tennis shoes. Bothing about that woman said wasp.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6171300)





Date: July 9th, 2006 3:53 PM
Author: supple quadroon sanctuary

whenever i think 'cankles,' i think middle-aged white woman with short, greying hair, a long skirt or khakis and loafers for folks with wide feet.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6171304)





Date: July 9th, 2006 3:42 PM
Author: mint orchestra pit

But huge amounts of Powerball tix every drawing as a team with their coworkers.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6171255)





Date: July 9th, 2006 3:47 PM
Author: Saffron bbw

shit in bags

piss off the porch

piss in bottles if it's late

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6171276)





Date: July 9th, 2006 3:56 PM
Author: Henna nibblets

An enormous brood of dirty, snot-filled children

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6171314)





Date: July 9th, 2006 5:13 PM
Author: mildly autistic contagious pistol

titcr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6171827)





Date: July 9th, 2006 4:08 PM
Author: Exciting Slimy Doctorate Becky

Looks like 'when cousins marry (and have kids)'

Breathes through their mouth

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6171374)





Date: July 9th, 2006 5:29 PM
Author: mildly autistic contagious pistol

1. nascar moms instead of soccer mom's

2. 80's hair

3. thinks pontiac g6s are "awesome"

4. camaros

5. four-wheelers

6. dirt bikes

7. brown lip liner rings

8. at least one dead tooth

9. the only ones in suits at weddings are the groom and best men

11. pajama pants

12. work boots

13. carpenter jeans

14. fossil is the holy grail of watches

15. short sleaved button shirts

16. if he even has a dress shirt, the collar has a button 17. in each corner

18. can be seen walking around with a generic bottle of water, thinking they're the shit for drinking bottled water

19. think dkny jeans is actual dkny

20. bleach stained clothing



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6171925)





Date: July 11th, 2006 12:55 AM
Author: Swollen soul-stirring space

wonderful

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6183983)





Date: July 9th, 2006 5:38 PM
Author: mildly autistic contagious pistol

kinves purchased off of qvc or hsn

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6171966)





Date: July 9th, 2006 6:27 PM
Author: mildly autistic contagious pistol

have night jobs as "minute men"



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6172289)





Date: July 9th, 2006 6:29 PM
Author: cracking buff national security agency cumskin

Bush/Cheney bumper stickers

Support/Pray for Our Troops magnets

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6172303)





Date: July 9th, 2006 7:21 PM
Author: mildly autistic contagious pistol

would ride in a white limo or a hummer limo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6172705)





Date: July 9th, 2006 7:44 PM
Author: Snowy provocative nowag juggernaut

Throw a party when daughter finally gets her GED.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6172887)





Date: July 9th, 2006 8:14 PM
Author: mildly autistic contagious pistol

a missing limb

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6173090)





Date: July 9th, 2006 8:18 PM
Author: Diverse unhinged queen of the night personal credit line

drink lots of soda, watch soap operas, smoke non-name brand cigarettes, drive irocs or old camrys, watch nascar, have a broken piece of exercise equipment in their living room, go to county fairs, live in a trailer, eat tv dinners, have tattoos with signifcant others name (that they are no longer with), kids out of wedlock... need i go on?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6173123)





Date: July 9th, 2006 8:24 PM
Author: mildly autistic contagious pistol

smoke or have tattoos period

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6173178)





Date: July 9th, 2006 8:24 PM
Author: mildly autistic contagious pistol

cell phone cases



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6173181)





Date: July 11th, 2006 12:53 AM
Author: razzmatazz principal's office circlehead

jobs as strip mall security guards

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6183945)





Date: July 11th, 2006 1:05 AM
Author: Cruel-hearted community account

use Vaseline as lube.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6184062)





Date: July 11th, 2006 2:38 PM
Author: mildly autistic contagious pistol

"work trucks"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6187079)





Date: July 11th, 2006 2:41 PM
Author: laughsome senate

CAR EDITION!

a bumblebee yellow, rusted 1993 Dodge Intrepid.

A mustang from the 1980s

A "pimped" Dodge Aries

A door of a different color than the rest of the car.

A Git-R-Done bumper sticker.

IROC...need I say more?

Jesus/abortion bumper stickers.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6187102)





Date: July 11th, 2006 2:43 PM
Author: mildly autistic contagious pistol

sell plasma

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6187113)





Date: July 13th, 2006 3:24 AM
Author: mildly autistic contagious pistol

eat at buffets

diabetes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6199730)





Date: July 13th, 2006 3:26 AM
Author: Well-lubricated theater stage

"Worst Type of American Whites" threads

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6199742)





Date: July 13th, 2006 3:39 AM
Author: Seedy swashbuckling crackhouse

Take fiber supplements

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6199792)





Date: July 14th, 2006 3:57 AM
Author: mildly autistic contagious pistol

listen to 3 doors down



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6209092)





Date: July 14th, 2006 10:45 AM
Author: kink-friendly azure church mediation

Wear hats with flames on them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6209872)





Date: August 1st, 2006 2:36 PM
Author: mildly autistic contagious pistol

i saw generic velveta the other day. it was called "pasteurized cheese spread."

i also so a coon hunting liscense on a truck

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6353776)





Date: August 1st, 2006 2:48 PM
Author: costumed milk telephone

"Big Dogs" sportswear

Wraparound shades

Dial-up internet access on 28.8K modem

Motivational posters at workplace - "Teamwork", "Excellence", etc.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6353880)





Date: August 1st, 2006 3:06 PM
Author: mildly autistic contagious pistol

i literally lol'ed at the motivational posters

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6354036)





Date: August 1st, 2006 3:08 PM
Author: laughsome senate

Ahh, Successories.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6354064)





Date: August 9th, 2006 12:54 AM
Author: mildly autistic contagious pistol

roll their own cigs

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6404774)





Date: August 9th, 2006 2:20 AM
Author: mildly autistic contagious pistol

frozen french toast/pancakes/waffles

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6405171)





Date: August 10th, 2006 8:27 AM
Author: Dashing box office

Low tuition.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6412804)





Date: August 14th, 2006 12:10 PM
Author: hairraiser primrose garrison

Spend thousands to have baby's name tattooed on chest, but don't pay child support.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6436107)





Date: August 27th, 2006 12:25 PM
Author: gay school hominid

ask what makes a poor

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6509578)





Date: August 27th, 2006 12:43 PM
Author: internet-worthy sienna hairy legs liquid oxygen

Cannot name their state's capital and the current Vice President.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6509697)





Date: August 27th, 2006 4:36 PM
Author: Stirring roast beef

Have a "college degree" in Air Conditioning repair from a place that advertises on the subway.

Still wear neon clothing

Go to Red Lobster whenever there is a big family celebration

Have a half-erased tattoo on their body (saving money to get the rest done)

waist-length hair

Have their own name, or a boyfriend or girlfriend's tattooed on their arm

Shop at Costco

Drink beer with every meal

Think "Reader's Digest" is sophisticated reading material

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6510681)





Date: August 27th, 2006 5:25 PM
Author: mildly autistic contagious pistol

the red lobster sounds part sounds like more of a black thing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6510931)





Date: August 27th, 2006 5:30 PM
Author: Puce heady parlor

most of costco's clientele are middle to upper middle class suburbanites.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6510967)





Date: August 27th, 2006 6:11 PM
Author: mildly autistic contagious pistol

american cars

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6511197)





Date: September 20th, 2006 1:21 PM
Author: mildly autistic contagious pistol

oversized, dingy parkas

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6646503)





Date: November 19th, 2006 11:34 PM
Author: mildly autistic contagious pistol

watch daytime television

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#7030604)





Date: November 19th, 2006 11:36 PM
Author: vibrant bipolar casino

live in trailers and collect disability benefits, even if able-bodied.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#7030621)





Date: November 19th, 2006 11:36 PM
Author: mint orchestra pit

Let Maury Povich determine paternity

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#7030633)





Date: November 19th, 2006 11:46 PM
Author: mildly autistic contagious pistol

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#7030730)





Date: November 19th, 2006 11:39 PM
Author: vibrant bipolar casino

spend more on their rims than on their homes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#7030666)





Date: November 19th, 2006 11:40 PM
Author: Citrine talented mood business firm

damn it. I have *all* of these things.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#7030670)





Date: November 20th, 2006 12:06 AM
Author: Filthy Pocket Flask Theatre

frog giggin'

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#7030946)





Date: November 20th, 2006 12:07 AM
Author: Filthy Pocket Flask Theatre

glamour shots

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#7030953)





Date: November 20th, 2006 12:09 AM
Author: vibrant bipolar casino

Glamous shots? novel! What are those?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#7030974)





Date: November 20th, 2006 12:07 AM
Author: lime floppy idea he suggested

The HIV

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#7030958)





Date: January 30th, 2007 4:38 AM
Author: mildly autistic contagious pistol

pocket knifes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#7511069)





Date: January 30th, 2007 4:43 AM
Author: mildly autistic contagious pistol

a dead tooth and a factory job

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#7511074)





Date: January 30th, 2007 5:01 AM
Author: mildly autistic contagious pistol

a revoked license

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#7511094)





Date: January 30th, 2007 5:14 AM
Author: Green idiot windowlicker

Furniture that still has the plastic on it (sometimes 10 years later).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#7511098)





Date: January 30th, 2007 5:22 AM
Author: appetizing flesh step-uncle's house

...more sex than the losers here.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#7511102)





Date: January 30th, 2007 5:57 AM
Author: Charismatic blood rage indian lodge

Go to church

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#7511114)





Date: January 30th, 2007 1:06 PM
Author: zippy deer antler stage

Poors always pour the milk in first.

Breeding tells.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#7512091)





Date: April 6th, 2007 9:37 PM
Author: Ocher odious national

*Poors always pour the milk in first.*

wow, good call on this one.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#7887389)





Date: January 30th, 2007 1:16 PM
Author: Nofapping Point

building a plane from a kit in the front yard. have been doing so and talking about it for 3-4 years.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#7512143)





Date: January 30th, 2007 2:48 PM
Author: Jet-lagged beady-eyed abode

buy used, usually incomplete encyclopedias that nobody in the house reads

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#7512741)





Date: January 30th, 2007 3:15 PM
Author: Jet-lagged beady-eyed abode

light fireworks

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#7512857)





Date: January 30th, 2007 4:23 PM
Author: Iridescent Pungent Pit French Chef

past the age of 13 I agree.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#7513305)





Date: February 11th, 2007 4:05 AM
Author: mildly autistic contagious pistol

get arrested by the po-lice

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#7582631)





Date: February 11th, 2007 4:08 AM
Author: mildly autistic contagious pistol

uncontrolled acne

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#7582633)





Date: February 11th, 2007 4:09 AM
Author: mildly autistic contagious pistol

scraggly facial hair

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#7582634)





Date: February 11th, 2007 4:20 AM
Author: mildly autistic contagious pistol

don't think 'saw' is a word

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#7582640)





Date: February 11th, 2007 4:20 AM
Author: mildly autistic contagious pistol

black guys white girls

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#7582641)





Date: March 5th, 2007 11:19 PM
Author: mildly autistic contagious pistol

support our troops and fetuses

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#7714416)





Date: March 5th, 2007 11:28 PM
Author: Out-of-control Clown Main People

foreskin.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#7714445)





Date: March 5th, 2007 11:45 PM
Author: mildly autistic contagious pistol

titcp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#7714524)





Date: April 6th, 2007 2:44 PM
Author: mildly autistic contagious pistol

http://good-times.webshots.com/photo/2424346970054106074WFQwfl

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#7885160)





Date: April 6th, 2007 2:47 PM
Author: Bisexual brindle dilemma striped hyena

http://good-times.webshots.com/photo/2807105050054106074GevcCU

Um.

http://good-times.webshots.com/photo/2378757960054106074ZQxKPt

Is that dude getting married in a short sleeve flannel shirt?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#7885172)





Date: April 6th, 2007 2:49 PM
Author: mildly autistic contagious pistol

at his wedding, yes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#7885195)





Date: April 6th, 2007 3:26 PM
Author: Orange stead

His cousin is pretty hot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#7885397)





Date: April 6th, 2007 2:47 PM
Author: Olive associate house

buy hummer H3s

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#7885176)





Date: April 6th, 2007 3:35 PM
Author: mildly autistic contagious pistol

i vote pro-life bumper stickers

bumper stickers

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#7885419)





Date: April 6th, 2007 3:44 PM
Author: Free-loading haunted graveyard yarmulke



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#7885465)





Date: April 6th, 2007 6:05 PM
Author: Wine impressive sound barrier old irish cottage

own cheap auto accessories like colored mats or dashboard decorations.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#7886332)





Date: April 6th, 2007 9:36 PM
Author: Puce heady parlor

bluetooth earpieces.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#7887384)





Date: April 6th, 2007 9:40 PM
Author: Ocher odious national

drink miller lite, smoke cigarettes and weed, and then put their ashes in the empty beer can.

play "spades"

think reading Jane Austen or Virginia Woolf is cool if you're a white male

work at Friday's, Applebee's, Red Lobster, etc.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#7887404)





Date: April 21st, 2007 5:40 PM
Author: Out-of-control Clown Main People

Have weddings on days other than Saturday

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#7976727)





Date: April 21st, 2007 6:05 PM
Author: mildly autistic contagious pistol

make threads about ny being too expensive

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#7976852)





Date: April 21st, 2007 6:08 PM
Author: Out-of-control Clown Main People

Or call things "expensive" period.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#7976867)





Date: April 21st, 2007 6:20 PM
Author: 180 Brunch Roommate

no, a place like stockholm or copenhagen is truly expensive.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#7976925)





Date: April 21st, 2007 6:23 PM
Author: mildly autistic contagious pistol

you're almost as cultured as grace kelly. care to tell me about the difference between sushi and sashimi?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#7976941)





Date: April 21st, 2007 6:25 PM
Author: 180 Brunch Roommate

people in indiana wouldn't know the difference so it'd only confuse you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#7976950)





Date: April 21st, 2007 6:28 PM
Author: mildly autistic contagious pistol

oh i forgot, your passee chunky glasses and circa 1986 lesbian vests make you so worldly.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#7976972)





Date: April 21st, 2007 6:32 PM
Author: 180 Brunch Roommate

they don't, but at least i've been out of my state

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#7976999)





Date: April 21st, 2007 6:36 PM
Author: mildly autistic contagious pistol

oooh, look at me, i've visited every h&m in every western european capital there is.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#7977018)





Date: April 21st, 2007 6:40 PM
Author: 180 Brunch Roommate
Subject: and central and eastern

sorry kid, h&m is passe

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#7977038)





Date: April 21st, 2007 6:42 PM
Author: mildly autistic contagious pistol

really? because it looks like you buy all of your clothes there.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#7977050)





Date: April 21st, 2007 6:57 PM
Author: 180 Brunch Roommate

wrong chain

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#7977144)





Date: April 21st, 2007 6:17 PM
Author: sinister brass international law enforcement agency faggotry

*wipes tears of laughter away*

*emails thread link to everyone i know*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#7976907)





Date: April 21st, 2007 6:35 PM
Author: marvelous chrome public bath

Too lazy to read the other posts, but...

Do: Beat each other up, get payday loans, buy shitty beer.

Have: Scabies, horse-track stubs, and babies.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#7977010)





Date: April 21st, 2007 6:43 PM
Author: sinister brass international law enforcement agency faggotry

DS, you need to read this thread its too funneh!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#7977052)





Date: April 21st, 2007 6:50 PM
Author: mildly autistic contagious pistol

i've always wondered why they're so violent and have babies. probably because they're irrational due to their smaller brains.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#7977099)





Date: April 21st, 2007 6:45 PM
Author: pale arousing lodge

one or more xoxo monikers.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#7977065)





Date: April 21st, 2007 6:49 PM
Author: sinister brass international law enforcement agency faggotry

Walmart

McDonalds

unkempt children, usually 4+ of them, all under the age of 6, with a bun in the oven

wears the faded black spandex pants that stop mid calf + white ankle socks + cheap running shoes (ironic, cuz they never run anywhere) uniform

cheeto mouth

smokes half a cigaret, then puts out/saves it for later

crooked adult teeth



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#7977094)





Date: April 21st, 2007 6:54 PM
Author: mildly autistic contagious pistol

lol the cigarette thing always happens whenever i interrupt a gas station attendant's work break

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#7977121)





Date: April 21st, 2007 6:56 PM
Author: crimson useless brakes gay wizard

1. Thinks Rolex is the pinnicle of watches

2. Drives a Lexus

3. Can't wait to get their "huge" biglaw salary

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#7977141)





Date: April 21st, 2007 6:59 PM
Author: mildly autistic contagious pistol

only brands known are rolex, armani, harvard.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#7977169)





Date: April 21st, 2007 7:02 PM
Author: mildly autistic contagious pistol

my brother had cancer and the radiation made him retarded. now he can't keep a job because he always gets in fights with people because he has something to prove. he also wears jorts.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#7977189)





Date: April 21st, 2007 8:39 PM
Author: Out-of-control Clown Main People

*Clothing Edition*

Jorts, exclusively cargo pants, fabric belts, shirts by Akademiks, RocaWear, Sean John or just general no-brand stuff with pictures of money, currency signs, guns or cars on the front. Bandannas. Mesh hats sans irony. Multiple sets of hunting fatigues. Acid-wash jeans.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#7977762)





Date: April 21st, 2007 8:48 PM
Author: concupiscible ticket booth

They order steak well-done.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#7977822)





Date: April 21st, 2007 8:49 PM
Author: Citrine talented mood business firm

premade mixed salad

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#7977829)





Date: April 21st, 2007 8:52 PM
Author: Out-of-control Clown Main People

With dressing in packets.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#7977844)





Date: April 21st, 2007 8:53 PM
Author: Citrine talented mood business firm

especilly ranch

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#7977851)





Date: April 21st, 2007 8:54 PM
Author: Out-of-control Clown Main People

misspell "especially."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#7977857)





Date: April 21st, 2007 8:59 PM
Author: Citrine talented mood business firm

pretend typos are spelling errors

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#7977895)





Date: April 21st, 2007 9:00 PM
Author: Out-of-control Clown Main People

touche :)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#7977902)





Date: April 21st, 2007 9:04 PM
Author: Citrine talented mood business firm

:)

Do you ever say "touché" irl?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#7977921)





Date: April 21st, 2007 9:05 PM
Author: Out-of-control Clown Main People

Yes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#7977929)





Date: April 21st, 2007 9:12 PM
Author: Ocher odious national

tool

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#7977968)





Date: April 21st, 2007 9:13 PM
Author: Citrine talented mood business firm

dude.

*shakes head*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#7977973)





Date: April 21st, 2007 9:15 PM
Author: Ocher odious national

wanna date?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#7977987)





Date: April 21st, 2007 9:19 PM
Author: Citrine talented mood business firm

are you a rasquach h8er?

I can't keep track of them anymore. :(

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#7978007)





Date: April 21st, 2007 9:23 PM
Author: Ocher odious national

nah. i liked the premade mixed salad w/ranch tho. never would have thought of that one

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#7978035)





Date: April 21st, 2007 9:35 PM
Author: Citrine talented mood business firm

sorry :(

if it make you feel better, I like ranch sometimes, with chicken strips

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#7978120)





Date: April 21st, 2007 8:57 PM
Author: Offensive crawly cuckold

Quarterstaves

Leather Armor

Clubs

Long Swords

Stacks of Arrows

Stacks of Crossbolts

Scrolls of Magic Missile

Scrolls of Identify

Minor Healing Potions

Notes Found on a Dead Body - Return to Nearest Innkeeper to Claim Small Reward

Small Gems

Wolf Pelts

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#7977883)





Date: April 21st, 2007 9:00 PM
Author: Out-of-control Clown Main People

180^hizzla

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#7977904)





Date: April 21st, 2007 9:13 PM
Author: dead hospital

Dress up for the Olive Garden

Color coordinate their shoes/shirt/hat

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#7977977)





Date: April 21st, 2007 9:15 PM
Author: Out-of-control Clown Main People

Go to food franchises in general.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#7977983)





Date: April 21st, 2007 9:16 PM
Author: dead hospital

Nothing wrong with going. I'd go to Olive Garden/etc if its close and I just want a cheap meal that I'm too lazy to make. Thinking its an event = poor.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#7977992)





Date: April 21st, 2007 9:41 PM
Author: Green idiot windowlicker

bad teeth/claim they are afraid of the dentist.

bad feet

wear flannel even when it is hot out.

wear a robe around the house.

save ketchup packets, salt & pepper, and plastic utensils from fast food places.

Use a clothes hanger as a as a tv antenna

Hangs clothes on the clothes line.

drinks tang, generic sodas (grape, strawberry, apple).

Watches televion stations in a language they don't know.

Thinks 10$/hr is alot to get paid



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#7978172)





Date: September 28th, 2007 8:57 PM
Author: nubile cowardly address

TVs in cars

http://cache.gizmodo.com/assets/resources/2007/09/gpstv.jpg

Car balls

http://www.boudist.com/images/car-balls.jpg



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#8702465)





Date: September 28th, 2007 9:02 PM
Author: Mind-boggling Hot Range

Zune

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#8702480)





Date: December 9th, 2007 3:21 PM
Author: mildly autistic contagious pistol



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#9001764)





Date: December 9th, 2007 3:41 PM
Author: passionate den newt

awesome thread.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#9001858)





Date: December 9th, 2007 3:29 PM
Author: Bat Shit Crazy Mischievous Place Of Business



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#9001801)





Date: December 9th, 2007 3:41 PM
Author: bronze greedy state antidepressant drug

Say "ignorant" when they mean "rude".

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#9001854)





Date: January 7th, 2008 5:24 AM
Author:  navy corn cake son of senegal

1. have non-tax deductible cell phone bills

2. say things like "i only have 50 minutes left on my cell phone plan"

3. live within 2 blocks of a liquor store, with a check-cashing service

4. roll up their own cigarettes.

5. ask their friends "can i hit that" on the above mentioned cigarettes.

6. ask "how much gas you got in your car?"

7. drink beer in the park

8. drink beer in coin-operated laundry mats

9. updates their myspace more than once a month



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#9125098)





Date: January 12th, 2008 5:21 PM
Author: mildly autistic contagious pistol

9. has a myspace

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#9152404)





Date: January 7th, 2008 9:47 AM
Author: Self-centered area

use poors as a noun

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#9125298)





Date: January 12th, 2008 5:22 PM
Author: Bat Shit Crazy Mischievous Place Of Business

1. Degree from Indiana

2. False hopes it will get them a job paying over 40k/year

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#9152408)





Date: January 27th, 2008 10:36 AM
Author: passionate den newt



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#9228844)





Date: January 27th, 2008 10:40 AM
Author: drab alcoholic sneaky criminal

Always ask this question about new restaurants:

"Did you get enough?"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#9228853)





Date: January 27th, 2008 1:10 PM
Author: misanthropic khaki gaming laptop locale

Things they do:

Watch their little girl die in the car on the way to the doctor from a simple strep infection because they can't afford insurance and can't afford to pay the doctor so they put off going hoping the illnes will clear up on its own.

This thread is disgusting.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#9229344)





Date: January 27th, 2008 1:12 PM
Author: chestnut forum

lolz

dead poors are funny

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#9229354)





Date: March 15th, 2008 5:14 PM
Author: mildly autistic contagious pistol

don't major in finance, econ, or a hard science

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#9481949)





Date: March 15th, 2008 5:15 PM
Author: pea-brained hyperventilating gaping

Live in ManhaTTTan

ROFL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#9481952)