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support the troops bumper stickers cell phone belt clips i...
Cobalt startling mad cow disease
  07/05/06
stfu n00b!
tripping abode corn cake
  07/05/06
Friends IRL
silver rehab
  07/05/06
Secondhand Carhartt clothing. Trashbag over the missing win...
Thriller chartreuse station clown
  07/05/06
Spiderweb tats on the elbow
frum bawdyhouse voyeur
  07/05/06
Good call.
Thriller chartreuse station clown
  07/05/06
The barbed-wire tats 'round the upper arm have become too po...
frum bawdyhouse voyeur
  07/05/06
180 for the no fear t-shirts. great reference.
Disgusting heaven nowag
  07/05/06
In high school we would head to pizza hut for lunch and they...
stubborn blathering lodge
  08/01/06
"Big Johnson" t-shirts HAHAHA. 180 for the referen...
comical grizzly macaca property
  01/30/07
Confederate flag Jesus fish Fox News coffee mug Rus...
stirring faggotry
  07/05/06
You confuse rednecks for poors. A lot of those NASCAR fan...
balding school cafeteria azn
  07/05/06
Yes, but then they have to live in Boone, NC.
Shimmering church haunted graveyard
  07/07/06
No. Southern states have some of the lowest per capita inco...
Pearl Irate Den
  07/14/06
WEAR JC PENNY SUITS PER LAW IS 4 LOSERS
Naked center mad-dog skullcap
  04/06/07
The vast majority of you are poors
Vivacious Mother Garrison
  04/21/07
...
Racy gaping
  12/09/07
diskmen instead of ipods
Cobalt startling mad cow disease
  07/05/06
IPods are disgusting, ugly, poorish, and associated with pre...
supple shaky library travel guidebook
  07/05/06
i'd rather be pretentious than a poor
Cobalt startling mad cow disease
  07/05/06
kinda ironic since most of them will spend their meager payc...
Boyish Kitchen Patrolman
  07/07/06
Gallon jugs of off-brand pink "juice."
frum bawdyhouse voyeur
  07/05/06
it's called "drink". clearly you have never been ...
silver rehab
  07/05/06
I used to drink plastic gas station soda cups full of it wit...
frum bawdyhouse voyeur
  07/05/06
awesome. outstanding feature of teh poors.
Appetizing Goal In Life
  07/06/06
165. solid xoxo post. keep it up
Hyperventilating olive parlor
  01/30/07
LOL I adore the Dave Chappelle bit on this...
Turquoise lay
  07/06/06
juice? Fuck that, gimme some purple drink.
Thriller chartreuse station clown
  07/05/06
TITMFCR
silver rehab
  07/05/06
YASMFRATS
Thriller chartreuse station clown
  07/05/06
Obviously, your experience is limited to chapelle. In rea...
gay federal dopamine
  07/05/06
My experience centers mostly around poor white people, which...
Thriller chartreuse station clown
  07/05/06
Relax man...i'm just messing around. Maybe you're right..im ...
gay federal dopamine
  07/05/06
drink grape soda salt their watermelons say "bling bl...
Vengeful sienna shrine
  07/05/06
More expensive sneakers than you.
silver rehab
  07/05/06
This is amazingly accurate
puce territorial nursing home
  07/05/06
A+
Geriatric Box Office Turdskin
  07/07/06
http://www.theonion.com/content/node/33490
silver rehab
  08/14/06
be black have southern accent eat oppossum
Vengeful sienna shrine
  07/05/06
a fucking possum.
Thriller chartreuse station clown
  07/05/06
southern accent is not by any means something that only poor...
lascivious headpube newt
  08/27/06
shirts w/ dragons on them baggy jean shorts penchant for s...
Cobalt startling mad cow disease
  07/05/06
Not only "I seen," but also "I says" (in...
stirring faggotry
  07/05/06
"We was."
narrow-minded queen of the night pit
  07/06/06
you is.
Boyish Kitchen Patrolman
  07/07/06
jnco jeans - LOLOLOL
Magenta flatulent cruise ship
  07/09/06
"Terrorist Hunting License" sticker on the back of...
Thriller chartreuse station clown
  07/05/06
Miracle Whip is teh good
Awkward Church Building
  07/06/06
I seen 'em eat that shit with a spoon!
concupiscible faggot firefighter skinny woman
  07/08/06
Buy lottery tickets
histrionic puppy dilemma
  07/05/06
Bald head with copious facial hair. Wearing a John Deere ...
Thriller chartreuse station clown
  07/05/06
first statement, on-point; second, not so much.
Irradiated ladyboy
  07/05/06
Chew tobacco Eat pork rinds Go without health insuranc...
histrionic puppy dilemma
  07/05/06
beef jerky hair scrunchies
Cobalt startling mad cow disease
  07/05/06
beef jerky is prestigious, you dolt.
aquamarine marvelous university lettuce
  08/27/06
Discredited.
rebellious theater stage degenerate
  04/06/07
long short-sleeve T-shirts with wolves on them.
laughsome hot dingle berry stage
  07/05/06
Also shirts with maudlin patriotic regalia, like eagles and ...
frum bawdyhouse voyeur
  07/05/06
good call. old navy flag t-shirt.
laughsome hot dingle berry stage
  07/05/06
Shirts with Disney characters
iridescent bat-shit-crazy principal's office
  01/30/07
SPINNING RIMS.
Bull headed main people
  07/05/06
They drive cars with broken trunks, and the trunks are kept ...
frum bawdyhouse voyeur
  07/05/06
Post on XO pretending to be rich and "prestigious"...
supple shaky library travel guidebook
  07/05/06
Own a car that costs more than the house.
thirsty juggernaut plaza
  07/05/06
only the rims cost more
vibrant location
  07/05/06
Conduct yard sale or gargage sale
histrionic puppy dilemma
  07/05/06
In which they sell shit like broken refrigerators and tatter...
frum bawdyhouse voyeur
  07/05/06
and used tampons
thirsty juggernaut plaza
  07/05/06
Some of the shit they put on display is shameful, broken toa...
histrionic puppy dilemma
  07/05/06
I've seen dog-eared romance novels from the early 70's.
frum bawdyhouse voyeur
  07/05/06
old navy talks about her "personal trainer" from ...
Cobalt startling mad cow disease
  07/05/06
your posts in this thread have been spot-on.
Soggy Menage
  07/05/06
I agree with this.
Startled canary regret
  07/05/06
because he is poor
Boyish Kitchen Patrolman
  07/07/06
i live in indiana
Cobalt startling mad cow disease
  07/09/06
Not just tweety bird shirts--> XXXL tweety bird shirts wi...
primrose beady-eyed toilet seat
  01/30/07
...
well-lubricated impressive trailer park jewess
  07/05/06
Definitely
stirring faggotry
  07/05/06
I fucking hate those stickers
thirsty juggernaut plaza
  07/05/06
She looks washed out
thirsty juggernaut plaza
  07/05/06
This is not a very nice way to speak about those less fortun...
multi-colored roommate
  07/05/06
it's not because they're less fortunate. it's they way they...
Cobalt startling mad cow disease
  07/09/06
Have student loans Think BIGLAW is a great salary Have...
silver rehab
  07/05/06
i'm a total poor in this case.
Internet-worthy State
  04/06/07
named wayde icp apparel prepaid cell phones
Cobalt startling mad cow disease
  07/05/06
lol, do they still have prepaid cellphones? what a rip off
thirsty juggernaut plaza
  07/05/06
Some prepaid cell phones are a good deal if you rarely use y...
histrionic puppy dilemma
  07/05/06
I agree. I rarely use mine, and many poors have far more ex...
Avocado contagious area
  07/11/06
"Buy American" stickers Foil on TV antenna D...
stirring faggotry
  07/05/06
Uh, Waffle House is supremely awesome. HTH
Odious Disrespectful Home Old Irish Cottage
  08/27/06
titcream
snowy preventive strike blood rage
  01/27/08
Patches of tarpaper or black plastic on top of the leaks in ...
frum bawdyhouse voyeur
  07/05/06
watch cmt, fox, and spike (if they even have cable) window ...
Cobalt startling mad cow disease
  07/05/06
They can't locate NY state on a map and definitely can't ide...
thirsty juggernaut plaza
  07/05/06
shop at jc penny and sears go to olive garden for special o...
Cobalt startling mad cow disease
  07/05/06
I border on a stunningly hickish/poor area of NY. Those kid...
Thriller chartreuse station clown
  07/05/06
Where in NY?
Bipolar Talented Field Foreskin
  07/10/06
western NY has some filthy human garbage.
lascivious headpube newt
  08/27/06
Be fat. Women: wear sweatshirts with Winnie the Pooh appl...
obsidian shivering philosopher-king
  07/05/06
It's true that the disgusting obese people tend to be low in...
thirsty juggernaut plaza
  07/05/06
Obese poors are often too poor to wear anything other than s...
frum bawdyhouse voyeur
  07/05/06
Correct.
Thriller chartreuse station clown
  07/05/06
...
obsidian shivering philosopher-king
  07/05/06
Keep large stack of reading material next to toilet
histrionic puppy dilemma
  07/05/06
I shamelessly read the Farmer's Almanac on the shitter.
frum bawdyhouse voyeur
  07/05/06
I've always found reading on the toilet to be profoundly off...
histrionic puppy dilemma
  07/05/06
WHHHHHHHHAT?
Thriller chartreuse station clown
  07/05/06
Mark of a prole
histrionic puppy dilemma
  07/05/06
It's because they have a very unhealthy diet and are obese, ...
thirsty juggernaut plaza
  07/05/06
Put BYOB on wedding invitation
histrionic puppy dilemma
  07/05/06
and below that, "No shirt, no cake"
thirsty juggernaut plaza
  07/05/06
On that note: Put a gift registry card in a wedding invitati...
obsidian shivering philosopher-king
  07/05/06
The gift registry is wal-mart and target (for splurges)
thirsty juggernaut plaza
  07/05/06
walk around without a shirt, a la cops guys are either obes...
Cobalt startling mad cow disease
  07/05/06
i drive without a shirt sometimes, but at least i realize it...
lascivious headpube newt
  08/27/06
At least one or two "vintage" cars from the 70's o...
frum bawdyhouse voyeur
  07/05/06
LMAO, I've always wondered what junker cars just sitting the...
misanthropic razzle meetinghouse
  07/05/06
If you actually go up to a poor and ask him why the fuck he ...
frum bawdyhouse voyeur
  07/05/06
a number of these apply to me :(
Charcoal indian lodge police squad
  07/05/06
I still pluck crawdads out of the river and throw them in a ...
frum bawdyhouse voyeur
  07/05/06
What's the temperature of that water?
misanthropic razzle meetinghouse
  07/05/06
Usually cool or lukewarm. Depends on the season. But crawd...
frum bawdyhouse voyeur
  07/05/06
Sounds like you got quite the prime real estate.
misanthropic razzle meetinghouse
  07/05/06
I sure did. I purchased the plot from a dying old man who w...
frum bawdyhouse voyeur
  07/05/06
Recommend the perfect dipping sauce. Butter gets kind of old...
bistre sanctuary new version
  07/05/06
Just add hot sauce and light creme to the melted butter.
frum bawdyhouse voyeur
  07/05/06
see, you're a little more country than me, petro. i'm a l...
Charcoal indian lodge police squad
  07/05/06
Crawdads are fish bait, although they are fun to catch.
histrionic puppy dilemma
  07/05/06
Crawdads rightly have a special place in French cooking. Th...
frum bawdyhouse voyeur
  07/05/06
Bibles. So they can claim their poverty/ignorance is "...
obsidian shivering philosopher-king
  07/05/06
this didn't work
Very Tactful Exciting Senate
  04/07/07
he's right about the bibles though
Crusty boistinker stag film
  04/21/07
Bath towels with hotel/motel logos on them
histrionic puppy dilemma
  07/05/06
Don't forget the music. White poors will have an old worn-o...
frum bawdyhouse voyeur
  07/05/06
kids
bistre sanctuary new version
  07/05/06
umm, that would be a negative ghostrider.
Internet-worthy State
  04/06/07
Pet dog has never been to the vet or eaten store bought dog ...
histrionic puppy dilemma
  07/05/06
pet dog period
misanthropic razzle meetinghouse
  07/05/06
or been neutered or spayed. And male poors say "I ca...
obsidian shivering philosopher-king
  07/05/06
So that's why you always see free puppy signs in bad parts o...
thirsty juggernaut plaza
  07/05/06
Exactly.
obsidian shivering philosopher-king
  07/05/06
"let it be" beetles t-shirts
Cobalt startling mad cow disease
  07/05/06
...
well-lubricated impressive trailer park jewess
  07/05/06
Or a class ring from James Madison University
thirsty juggernaut plaza
  07/05/06
...
well-lubricated impressive trailer park jewess
  07/05/06
see below
thirsty juggernaut plaza
  07/05/06
It's pathetic how sheltered I am. I don't even get most of t...
misanthropic razzle meetinghouse
  07/05/06
I should take you on a narrated white trash trailer tour.
frum bawdyhouse voyeur
  07/05/06
If it's anything like that Iraq and sub sahara africa tour, ...
misanthropic razzle meetinghouse
  07/05/06
that would be so awesome... a really obvious open-air safari...
Crusty boistinker stag film
  04/21/07
"...and on your left, you will see the reticulated hill...
hideous rigor
  04/21/07
This might be the funniest thing I've seen on this board yet...
mind-boggling blue theater telephone
  04/21/07
shut the fuck up, you live in texas you fucking trailer park...
Topaz resort
  07/06/06
thank you.
crystalline frisky gas station pozpig
  07/06/06
although you raise a good point, i still must agree that it ...
saffron forum community account
  07/07/06
That took you a minute to realize.
Magenta flatulent cruise ship
  07/09/06
Inability to tie a necktie
histrionic puppy dilemma
  07/05/06
Wears a polyester clip on instead.
obsidian shivering philosopher-king
  07/05/06
most college kids can't tie a necktie
Boyish Kitchen Patrolman
  07/07/06
doubt it
Cobalt startling mad cow disease
  07/07/06
WTF? My Dad taught me how to do that when I was like 10. Did...
180 nubile striped hyena jew
  07/07/06
That's because of travesties such as student loans, state un...
Avocado contagious area
  07/11/06
i cant tie a necktie and def not teh poor. i get my woman to...
Impertinent henna kitty cat corner
  07/07/06
Old tattered couch is considered "lawn furniture"
histrionic puppy dilemma
  07/05/06
The trampoline is a busted old mattress out front that the k...
frum bawdyhouse voyeur
  07/05/06
home equity loans (lack of) flood insurance
misanthropic razzle meetinghouse
  07/05/06
Attend a state school
thirsty juggernaut plaza
  07/05/06
Burn your own garbage
histrionic puppy dilemma
  07/05/06
Awesome. We used to do this.
Startled canary regret
  07/05/06
League bowling
histrionic puppy dilemma
  07/05/06
bowling
Cobalt startling mad cow disease
  07/05/06
Name their kids after a major deity
thirsty juggernaut plaza
  07/05/06
have kids at 17 years old due to the magic of Jesus think...
Jade heady public bath wrinkle
  07/05/06
*think living in Florida is "making it"* I'm a ...
Internet-worthy State
  04/06/07
Eat government cheese
histrionic puppy dilemma
  07/05/06
Government cheese!
balding school cafeteria azn
  07/05/06
Empty, cracked old cases of Skoal scattered around the dirt.
frum bawdyhouse voyeur
  07/05/06
I saw that at TAMU.
misanthropic razzle meetinghouse
  07/05/06
net zero and similar isp's
Cobalt startling mad cow disease
  07/05/06
Think we are at war with France
thirsty juggernaut plaza
  07/05/06
titcr
hateful becky ticket booth
  07/07/06
Inexplicably have a southern accent, even when they have liv...
Hyperactive flushed address shitlib
  07/05/06
omg yes
Cobalt startling mad cow disease
  07/05/06
nice. Reminds me of ppl I've met from Ohio.
comical grizzly macaca property
  04/21/07
I know people from Syracuse, New York who do this.
hideous rigor
  04/21/07
tend to be angered easily wic paid disability formula fe...
Cobalt startling mad cow disease
  07/05/06
Wait'll your wife's saggy tits drag the floor. You might wis...
obsidian shivering philosopher-king
  07/05/06
formula feeding your kids is fucking bad for them and anyone...
Swollen Indirect Expression Crackhouse
  07/06/06
i saw white trash on the subway giving her child what appear...
Soggy Menage
  07/05/06
Kool aid in a bottle? WTF?
obsidian shivering philosopher-king
  07/05/06
it was bright red. it damn sure wasn't juice.
Soggy Menage
  07/05/06
Pedialyte. Buy some for your sickly bastard spawn.
histrionic puppy dilemma
  07/05/06
a) poor white trash don't know what pedialyte is. b) ...
Soggy Menage
  07/07/06
Pedialyte is a rip off. Get Gatorade. http://www.endonur...
narrow-minded queen of the night pit
  07/08/06
"The study was supported by a grant from The Gatorade S...
Rambunctious Crawly Brunch Antidepressant Drug
  07/09/06
Say things like: "I'll tell you what" "...
thirsty juggernaut plaza
  07/05/06
The biggest vacation in the history of the enitre family was...
thirsty juggernaut plaza
  07/05/06
Get laid off Love to hunt (to be fair, I do too) Blame...
Hyperactive flushed address shitlib
  07/05/06
...
obsidian shivering philosopher-king
  07/05/06
Ha, yes. I know this strictly from reality TV. On this one V...
misanthropic razzle meetinghouse
  07/05/06
Silver Dollar City vacations. EDIT: This keeps posting to...
obsidian shivering philosopher-king
  07/05/06
I LOLed
Razzmatazz Lime Private Investor
  07/07/06
There's rich hunting (Teddy R., Dick Cheney, etc.) and there...
Avocado contagious area
  07/11/06
hooray on the third one.
Internet-worthy State
  04/06/07
the teenage girl poor has wavy hair that's bleached blonde a...
Cobalt startling mad cow disease
  07/05/06
Sports jerseys that cost double their car payment
puce territorial nursing home
  07/05/06
No savings and no rational plan to start saving
thirsty juggernaut plaza
  07/05/06
tries to cash checks at establishments that aren't banks us...
Cobalt startling mad cow disease
  07/05/06
"Payday Loans" Get your next paycheck NOW!!!
puce territorial nursing home
  07/05/06
Well, to be fair, it's hard to save money when you're poor.
obsidian shivering philosopher-king
  07/05/06
Shut the fuck up, poor.
misanthropic razzle meetinghouse
  07/05/06
And yet they can afford cable and a bigger TV than my family...
Avocado contagious area
  07/11/06
shiny hair gel
Cobalt startling mad cow disease
  07/05/06
Poors seem like the type of people who would fall for: TE...
misanthropic razzle meetinghouse
  07/05/06
husband met wife while both were serving weekends in "t...
Irradiated ladyboy
  07/05/06
lol at "the guard"
Cobalt startling mad cow disease
  07/05/06
wears those god awful brown boots that peole like sketchers ...
Cobalt startling mad cow disease
  07/05/06
Iron bars on house doors/windows. Iron bars are rusted/corr...
puce territorial nursing home
  07/05/06
no trespassing signs... as if.
Cobalt startling mad cow disease
  07/05/06
Amazingly, the only people I have ever known to have those b...
Avocado contagious area
  07/11/06
uses computers at public library owns a chevy astro van
Cobalt startling mad cow disease
  07/05/06
thinks the soldier in iraq are protecting our freedom think...
Cobalt startling mad cow disease
  07/05/06
Thinks liberals just want to take our money and give it to b...
puce territorial nursing home
  07/05/06
tats: azn symbols something like a flower on the back of a...
Cobalt startling mad cow disease
  07/05/06
watches america's funniest videos watches pro wrestling and...
Cobalt startling mad cow disease
  07/05/06
watches mad tv and blue collar comdey
Cobalt startling mad cow disease
  07/05/06
- Sheets instead of doors inside the house - 5 HBO channe...
Electric hospital
  07/06/06
How the hell would a trampoline warp from sun exposure?
narrow-minded queen of the night pit
  07/06/06
http://www.funspot.com/trampoline_repair.php "Trampo...
Electric hospital
  07/07/06
What does that have to do with warping?
narrow-minded queen of the night pit
  07/07/06
Because I used to jump on it, and there were patches that wo...
Electric hospital
  07/07/06
These are mostly good. Surprised it took so long for someon...
spectacular space immigrant
  07/06/06
hybrids
Arousing Ungodly School
  07/06/06
Smoke cigarettes.
180 nubile striped hyena jew
  07/06/06
Whatyoudreamof!
fragrant alcoholic twinkling uncleanness
  07/06/06
wear us polo assn shop at outlet malls
Cobalt startling mad cow disease
  07/07/06
A good start, but all y'all missed: 1. 3L sodas 2. M...
provocative chrome business firm
  07/07/06
Great. I never met anyone who poured water on cereal, thoug...
spectacular space immigrant
  07/07/06
I've only heard of that...i think it might be more ghetto th...
provocative chrome business firm
  07/07/06
This is largely credited; however, it must be noted that $1 ...
Appetizing Goal In Life
  07/07/06
Very good call on 3L sodas. I forgot they existed-- I must b...
Startled canary regret
  07/07/06
All of these are credited except #7
Hilarious Excitant Tanning Salon
  07/07/06
what's a 3l soda?
Cobalt startling mad cow disease
  07/09/06
3 liter?
Magenta flatulent cruise ship
  07/09/06
i've never seen such a thing
Cobalt startling mad cow disease
  07/09/06
Are you serious? They just look like extra huge soda bottles...
Magenta flatulent cruise ship
  07/09/06
Mostly good, but the only place I heard of a mud room was fr...
Avocado contagious area
  07/11/06
6 - My parents once bought a whole cow (with one other famil...
opaque stage
  01/30/07
did they watch?
Gold diverse parlour hominid
  04/21/07
16 is the epitome of poor... buying something normally assoc...
sable cheese-eating institution legal warrant
  04/06/07
Believe University of Phoenix is a real uni. Try to use the...
Ruby charismatic idiot native
  07/07/06
Wow. You sound completely out of touch.
180 nubile striped hyena jew
  07/07/06
Did somebody mention big screen TVs that constitute half of ...
misunderstood sooty hell
  07/07/06
So much of this stuff applies to my family, it's unbelievabl...
hateful becky ticket booth
  07/07/06
Grandma and Grandpa Skeletor would also fit nicely in this t...
180 nubile striped hyena jew
  07/07/06
it applies to allll of my family, both sides my immediate...
hateful becky ticket booth
  07/07/06
Is that b/c you're black?
misunderstood sooty hell
  07/07/06
if i was black, i probably wouldn't be posting on this board...
hateful becky ticket booth
  07/07/06
with your booklearnin... Could you have made your Dad a l...
180 nubile striped hyena jew
  07/07/06
my dad was not part of my childhood
hateful becky ticket booth
  07/07/06
*whistles nervously, adjusts collar*
180 nubile striped hyena jew
  07/07/06
daddy? DAAAADDDDY! ...where my chile support???
hateful becky ticket booth
  07/07/06
LOLZ. I picture him staring darkly at the screen with a ster...
misunderstood sooty hell
  07/07/06
REMISSPARENTINGPWN3D
misunderstood sooty hell
  07/07/06
LOL
violet doobsian legend brethren
  03/06/07
Me too.
Bipolar Talented Field Foreskin
  07/09/06
Family that has been killed in a war bellies that hang over...
Geriatric Box Office Turdskin
  07/07/06
Family now serving in I-RAQ is a huge one, currently.
misunderstood sooty hell
  07/07/06
I assume you are excluding family that was killed in WWII.
Appetizing Goal In Life
  07/07/06
Yeah, WWII vets are common in classy fams.
misunderstood sooty hell
  07/07/06
Talk with the cigarette still in their mouth Distrust the...
Hyperactive flushed address shitlib
  07/07/06
"Fat chicks." It never ceases to amaze me how a...
misunderstood sooty hell
  07/07/06
"distrust the govt for the wrong reasons" very ...
hateful becky ticket booth
  07/07/06
Morals.
Geriatric Box Office Turdskin
  07/07/06
*chortle* You're thinking of middle class midwesterners, ...
misunderstood sooty hell
  07/07/06
I think this is right. Poor people have morals, rich people ...
french medicated sandwich
  07/07/06
and what social rules are those?
Internet-worthy State
  04/06/07
titcr
Soggy Menage
  07/07/06
'vote republican' bumper stickers
hateful becky ticket booth
  07/07/06
So does poor = everyone in America who is not both rich and ...
french medicated sandwich
  07/07/06
A lower credit limit than me but a higher balance. "Yi...
Walnut halford mood
  07/07/06
Lots of unprotected sex.
dashing bright set ceo
  07/08/06
Read National Enquirer and other tabloids
histrionic puppy dilemma
  07/08/06
Why do you suppose that is?
narrow-minded queen of the night pit
  07/09/06
Stupidity plus bad taste.
histrionic puppy dilemma
  07/09/06
Kankles
Razzmatazz Lime Private Investor
  07/09/06
kankles r so waspy.
Soggy Menage
  07/09/06
I've seen them overflow out of tennis shoes. Bothing about ...
Razzmatazz Lime Private Investor
  07/09/06
whenever i think 'cankles,' i think middle-aged white woman ...
Soggy Menage
  07/09/06
But huge amounts of Powerball tix every drawing as a team wi...
outnumbered fantasy-prone hunting ground whorehouse
  07/09/06
shit in bags piss off the porch piss in bottles if it's la...
Honey-headed Temple
  07/09/06
An enormous brood of dirty, snot-filled children
pink fortuitous meteor
  07/09/06
titcr
Cobalt startling mad cow disease
  07/09/06
Looks like 'when cousins marry (and have kids)' Breathes ...
Magenta flatulent cruise ship
  07/09/06
1. nascar moms instead of soccer mom's 2. 80's hair 3. thi...
Cobalt startling mad cow disease
  07/09/06
wonderful
Translucent Passionate Market
  07/11/06
kinves purchased off of qvc or hsn
Cobalt startling mad cow disease
  07/09/06
have night jobs as "minute men"
Cobalt startling mad cow disease
  07/09/06
Bush/Cheney bumper stickers Support/Pray for Our Troops m...
pearly bonkers boiling water
  07/09/06
would ride in a white limo or a hummer limo
Cobalt startling mad cow disease
  07/09/06
Throw a party when daughter finally gets her GED.
stirring faggotry
  07/09/06
a missing limb
Cobalt startling mad cow disease
  07/09/06
drink lots of soda, watch soap operas, smoke non-name brand ...
Lilac national
  07/09/06
smoke or have tattoos period
Cobalt startling mad cow disease
  07/09/06
cell phone cases
Cobalt startling mad cow disease
  07/09/06
jobs as strip mall security guards
Awkward Church Building
  07/11/06
use Vaseline as lube.
razzle-dazzle cream range cuck
  07/11/06
"work trucks"
Cobalt startling mad cow disease
  07/11/06
CAR EDITION! a bumblebee yellow, rusted 1993 Dodge Intrepid...
Thriller chartreuse station clown
  07/11/06
sell plasma
Cobalt startling mad cow disease
  07/11/06
eat at buffets diabetes
Cobalt startling mad cow disease
  07/13/06
"Worst Type of American Whites" threads
orchid buck-toothed goyim
  07/13/06
Take fiber supplements
Electric hospital
  07/13/06
listen to 3 doors down
Cobalt startling mad cow disease
  07/14/06
Wear hats with flames on them.
Floppy mauve marketing idea base
  07/14/06
i saw generic velveta the other day. it was called "pa...
Cobalt startling mad cow disease
  08/01/06
"Big Dogs" sportswear Wraparound shades Dial...
Big Garnet Chapel
  08/01/06
i literally lol'ed at the motivational posters
Cobalt startling mad cow disease
  08/01/06
Ahh, Successories.
Thriller chartreuse station clown
  08/01/06
roll their own cigs
Cobalt startling mad cow disease
  08/09/06
frozen french toast/pancakes/waffles
Cobalt startling mad cow disease
  08/09/06
Low tuition.
Spruce aphrodisiac roast beef office
  08/10/06
Spend thousands to have baby's name tattooed on chest, but d...
Amethyst Stead
  08/14/06
ask what makes a poor
up-to-no-good death wish site
  08/27/06
Cannot name their state's capital and the current Vice Presi...
Odious Disrespectful Home Old Irish Cottage
  08/27/06
Have a "college degree" in Air Conditioning repair...
Cerebral Deer Antler
  08/27/06
the red lobster sounds part sounds like more of a black thin...
Cobalt startling mad cow disease
  08/27/06
most of costco's clientele are middle to upper middle class ...
Adulterous house
  08/27/06
american cars
Cobalt startling mad cow disease
  08/27/06
oversized, dingy parkas
Cobalt startling mad cow disease
  09/20/06
watch daytime television
Cobalt startling mad cow disease
  11/19/06
live in trailers and collect disability benefits, even if ab...
Cordovan cowardly piazza
  11/19/06
Let Maury Povich determine paternity
outnumbered fantasy-prone hunting ground whorehouse
  11/19/06
lol
Cobalt startling mad cow disease
  11/19/06
spend more on their rims than on their homes.
Cordovan cowardly piazza
  11/19/06
damn it. I have *all* of these things.
Lavender point doctorate
  11/19/06
frog giggin'
Scarlet glittery cuckold water buffalo
  11/20/06
glamour shots
Scarlet glittery cuckold water buffalo
  11/20/06
Glamous shots? novel! What are those?
Cordovan cowardly piazza
  11/20/06
The HIV
aggressive aromatic scourge upon the earth locus
  11/20/06
pocket knifes
Cobalt startling mad cow disease
  01/30/07
a dead tooth and a factory job
Cobalt startling mad cow disease
  01/30/07
a revoked license
Cobalt startling mad cow disease
  01/30/07
Furniture that still has the plastic on it (sometimes 10 yea...
comical grizzly macaca property
  01/30/07
...more sex than the losers here.
pungent glassy fat ankles
  01/30/07
Go to church
free-loading spot giraffe
  01/30/07
Poors always pour the milk in first. Breeding tells.
bateful fluffy tank
  01/30/07
*Poors always pour the milk in first.* wow, good call on ...
Internet-worthy State
  04/06/07
building a plane from a kit in the front yard. have been do...
Hyperventilating olive parlor
  01/30/07
buy used, usually incomplete encyclopedias that nobody in th...
sapphire theatre double fault
  01/30/07
light fireworks
sapphire theatre double fault
  01/30/07
past the age of 13 I agree.
Maize alcoholic step-uncle's house
  01/30/07
get arrested by the po-lice
Cobalt startling mad cow disease
  02/11/07
uncontrolled acne
Cobalt startling mad cow disease
  02/11/07
scraggly facial hair
Cobalt startling mad cow disease
  02/11/07
don't think 'saw' is a word
Cobalt startling mad cow disease
  02/11/07
black guys white girls
Cobalt startling mad cow disease
  02/11/07
support our troops and fetuses
Cobalt startling mad cow disease
  03/05/07
foreskin.
hideous rigor
  03/05/07
titcp
Cobalt startling mad cow disease
  03/05/07
http://good-times.webshots.com/photo/2424346970054106074WFQw...
Cobalt startling mad cow disease
  04/06/07
http://good-times.webshots.com/photo/2807105050054106074Gevc...
Abusive trust fund
  04/06/07
at his wedding, yes
Cobalt startling mad cow disease
  04/06/07
His cousin is pretty hot
vigorous casino
  04/06/07
buy hummer H3s
Trip Organic Girlfriend
  04/06/07
i vote pro-life bumper stickers bumper stickers
Cobalt startling mad cow disease
  04/06/07
...
well-lubricated impressive trailer park jewess
  04/06/07
own cheap auto accessories like colored mats or dashboard de...
zippy locale sneaky criminal
  04/06/07
bluetooth earpieces.
Adulterous house
  04/06/07
drink miller lite, smoke cigarettes and weed, and then put t...
Internet-worthy State
  04/06/07
Have weddings on days other than Saturday
hideous rigor
  04/21/07
make threads about ny being too expensive
Cobalt startling mad cow disease
  04/21/07
Or call things "expensive" period.
hideous rigor
  04/21/07
no, a place like stockholm or copenhagen is truly expensive.
Boyish Kitchen Patrolman
  04/21/07
you're almost as cultured as grace kelly. care to tell me a...
Cobalt startling mad cow disease
  04/21/07
people in indiana wouldn't know the difference so it'd only ...
Boyish Kitchen Patrolman
  04/21/07
oh i forgot, your passee chunky glasses and circa 1986 lesbi...
Cobalt startling mad cow disease
  04/21/07
they don't, but at least i've been out of my state
Boyish Kitchen Patrolman
  04/21/07
oooh, look at me, i've visited every h&m in every wester...
Cobalt startling mad cow disease
  04/21/07
and central and eastern
Boyish Kitchen Patrolman
  04/21/07
really? because it looks like you buy all of your clothes t...
Cobalt startling mad cow disease
  04/21/07
wrong chain
Boyish Kitchen Patrolman
  04/21/07
*wipes tears of laughter away* *emails thread link to eve...
Gold diverse parlour hominid
  04/21/07
Too lazy to read the other posts, but... Do: Beat each ot...
Sadistic galvanic orchestra pit feces
  04/21/07
DS, you need to read this thread its too funneh!
Gold diverse parlour hominid
  04/21/07
i've always wondered why they're so violent and have babies....
Cobalt startling mad cow disease
  04/21/07
one or more xoxo monikers.
fear-inspiring mexican
  04/21/07
Walmart McDonalds unkempt children, usually 4+ of them...
Gold diverse parlour hominid
  04/21/07
lol the cigarette thing always happens whenever i interrupt ...
Cobalt startling mad cow disease
  04/21/07
1. Thinks Rolex is the pinnicle of watches 2. Drives a Le...
Vivacious Mother Garrison
  04/21/07
only brands known are rolex, armani, harvard.
Cobalt startling mad cow disease
  04/21/07
my brother had cancer and the radiation made him retarded. ...
Cobalt startling mad cow disease
  04/21/07
*Clothing Edition* Jorts, exclusively cargo pants, fabric b...
hideous rigor
  04/21/07
They order steak well-done.
filthy french chef
  04/21/07
premade mixed salad
Lavender point doctorate
  04/21/07
With dressing in packets.
hideous rigor
  04/21/07
especilly ranch
Lavender point doctorate
  04/21/07
misspell "especially."
hideous rigor
  04/21/07
pretend typos are spelling errors
Lavender point doctorate
  04/21/07
touche :)
hideous rigor
  04/21/07
:) Do you ever say "touché" irl?
Lavender point doctorate
  04/21/07
Yes.
hideous rigor
  04/21/07
tool
Internet-worthy State
  04/21/07
dude. *shakes head*
Lavender point doctorate
  04/21/07
wanna date?
Internet-worthy State
  04/21/07
are you a rasquach h8er? I can't keep track of them any...
Lavender point doctorate
  04/21/07
nah. i liked the premade mixed salad w/ranch tho. never wo...
Internet-worthy State
  04/21/07
sorry :( if it make you feel better, I like ranch sometim...
Lavender point doctorate
  04/21/07
Quarterstaves Leather Armor Clubs Long Swords Stacks of ...
sepia hall
  04/21/07
180^hizzla
hideous rigor
  04/21/07
Dress up for the Olive Garden Color coordinate their shoe...
Motley Party Of The First Part
  04/21/07
Go to food franchises in general.
hideous rigor
  04/21/07
Nothing wrong with going. I'd go to Olive Garden/etc if its ...
Motley Party Of The First Part
  04/21/07
bad teeth/claim they are afraid of the dentist. bad feet ...
comical grizzly macaca property
  04/21/07
TVs in cars http://cache.gizmodo.com/assets/resources/200...
Bull headed main people
  09/28/07
Zune
yapping
  09/28/07
...
Cobalt startling mad cow disease
  12/09/07
awesome thread.
concupiscible faggot firefighter skinny woman
  12/09/07
...
transparent mental disorder
  12/09/07
Say "ignorant" when they mean "rude".
Racy gaping
  12/09/07
1. have non-tax deductible cell phone bills 2. say things...
Painfully Honest Self-absorbed Electric Furnace
  01/07/08
9. has a myspace
Cobalt startling mad cow disease
  01/12/08
use poors as a noun
Stimulating talking
  01/07/08
1. Degree from Indiana 2. False hopes it will get them a ...
transparent mental disorder
  01/12/08
...
concupiscible faggot firefighter skinny woman
  01/27/08
Always ask this question about new restaurants: "Did...
vermilion greedy yarmulke
  01/27/08
Things they do: Watch their little girl die in the car on...
Swashbuckling abnormal tattoo
  01/27/08
lolz dead poors are funny
exhilarant sinister
  01/27/08
don't major in finance, econ, or a hard science
Cobalt startling mad cow disease
  03/15/08
Live in ManhaTTTan ROFL
rose hairraiser rigpig
  03/15/08


Poast new message in this thread





Date: July 5th, 2006 9:59 PM
Author: Cobalt startling mad cow disease

support the troops bumper stickers

cell phone belt clips

ill fitting nascar shirts



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6146888)





Date: July 5th, 2006 9:59 PM
Author: tripping abode corn cake

stfu n00b!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6146893)





Date: July 5th, 2006 9:59 PM
Author: silver rehab

Friends IRL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6146894)





Date: July 5th, 2006 10:01 PM
Author: Thriller chartreuse station clown

Secondhand Carhartt clothing.

Trashbag over the missing window of their car.

"Big Johnson" or "No Fear" t-shirts.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6146911)





Date: July 5th, 2006 10:04 PM
Author: frum bawdyhouse voyeur

Spiderweb tats on the elbow

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6146940)





Date: July 5th, 2006 10:11 PM
Author: Thriller chartreuse station clown

Good call.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147026)





Date: July 5th, 2006 10:14 PM
Author: frum bawdyhouse voyeur

The barbed-wire tats 'round the upper arm have become too popular with fanboi yuppies. Spiderweb tats are still a step beyond.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147072)





Date: July 5th, 2006 11:27 PM
Author: Disgusting heaven nowag

180 for the no fear t-shirts. great reference.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147839)





Date: August 1st, 2006 2:47 PM
Author: stubborn blathering lodge

In high school we would head to pizza hut for lunch and they had one of those "claw" vending machines where you try to grab your goodies with the beg metal hand. My friend spent like 10 bucks trying to grab a cheap, knock-off hat in it that had "Not Scared" instead of "No Fear" printed on it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6353874)





Date: January 30th, 2007 5:15 AM
Author: comical grizzly macaca property

"Big Johnson" t-shirts HAHAHA. 180 for the reference.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#7511099)





Date: July 5th, 2006 10:03 PM
Author: stirring faggotry

Confederate flag

Jesus fish

Fox News coffee mug

Rusted dryer on lawn

J.D. from Thomas M. Cooley Law School

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6146934)





Date: July 5th, 2006 10:40 PM
Author: balding school cafeteria azn

You confuse rednecks for poors.

A lot of those NASCAR fans with cell phone belt clips make more running a masonry business than most of us will ever make as a lawyer.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147346)





Date: July 7th, 2006 8:48 AM
Author: Shimmering church haunted graveyard

Yes, but then they have to live in Boone, NC.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6157158)





Date: July 14th, 2006 8:15 AM
Author: Pearl Irate Den

No. Southern states have some of the lowest per capita incomes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6209349)





Date: April 6th, 2007 9:38 PM
Author: Naked center mad-dog skullcap

WEAR JC PENNY SUITS PER LAW IS 4 LOSERS

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#7887393)





Date: April 21st, 2007 6:54 PM
Author: Vivacious Mother Garrison

The vast majority of you are poors

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#7977128)





Date: December 9th, 2007 3:37 PM
Author: Racy gaping



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#9001829)





Date: July 5th, 2006 10:00 PM
Author: Cobalt startling mad cow disease

diskmen instead of ipods

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6146903)





Date: July 5th, 2006 10:18 PM
Author: supple shaky library travel guidebook

IPods are disgusting, ugly, poorish, and associated with pretentious trash. Discmen are just as bad, but don't have the negative associations.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147122)





Date: July 5th, 2006 10:19 PM
Author: Cobalt startling mad cow disease

i'd rather be pretentious than a poor

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147141)





Date: July 7th, 2006 2:53 AM
Author: Boyish Kitchen Patrolman

kinda ironic since most of them will spend their meager paychecks on an actual copy of the cd, while ipod kids pirate their songs

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6156559)





Date: July 5th, 2006 10:00 PM
Author: frum bawdyhouse voyeur

Gallon jugs of off-brand pink "juice."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6146905)





Date: July 5th, 2006 10:01 PM
Author: silver rehab

it's called "drink". clearly you have never been poor.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6146913)





Date: July 5th, 2006 10:03 PM
Author: frum bawdyhouse voyeur

I used to drink plastic gas station soda cups full of it with my potted meat. We just called it "juice."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6146930)





Date: July 6th, 2006 7:05 PM
Author: Appetizing Goal In Life

awesome. outstanding feature of teh poors.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6153742)





Date: January 30th, 2007 1:12 PM
Author: Hyperventilating olive parlor

165. solid xoxo post. keep it up

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#7512126)





Date: July 6th, 2006 7:08 PM
Author: Turquoise lay

LOL I adore the Dave Chappelle bit on this...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6153768)





Date: July 5th, 2006 10:01 PM
Author: Thriller chartreuse station clown

juice? Fuck that, gimme some purple drink.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6146918)





Date: July 5th, 2006 10:02 PM
Author: silver rehab

TITMFCR

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6146924)





Date: July 5th, 2006 10:10 PM
Author: Thriller chartreuse station clown

YASMFRATS

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147011)





Date: July 5th, 2006 10:33 PM
Author: gay federal dopamine

Obviously, your experience is limited to chapelle.

In real life they call it juice.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147289)





Date: July 5th, 2006 10:34 PM
Author: Thriller chartreuse station clown

My experience centers mostly around poor white people, which I'm quite familiar with. Poor black people? Less so.

Also, it's a fucking joke.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147298)





Date: July 5th, 2006 10:37 PM
Author: gay federal dopamine

Relax man...i'm just messing around. Maybe you're right..im more experienced blacks.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147321)





Date: July 5th, 2006 10:02 PM
Author: Vengeful sienna shrine

drink grape soda

salt their watermelons

say "bling bling"



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6146919)





Date: July 5th, 2006 10:02 PM
Author: silver rehab

More expensive sneakers than you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6146927)





Date: July 5th, 2006 10:57 PM
Author: puce territorial nursing home

This is amazingly accurate

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147541)





Date: July 7th, 2006 9:58 AM
Author: Geriatric Box Office Turdskin

A+

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6157336)





Date: August 14th, 2006 11:57 AM
Author: silver rehab

http://www.theonion.com/content/node/33490

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6436025)





Date: July 5th, 2006 10:04 PM
Author: Vengeful sienna shrine

be black

have southern accent

eat oppossum

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6146947)





Date: July 5th, 2006 10:08 PM
Author: Thriller chartreuse station clown

a fucking possum.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6146993)





Date: August 27th, 2006 12:32 PM
Author: lascivious headpube newt

southern accent is not by any means something that only poors have.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6509619)





Date: July 5th, 2006 10:07 PM
Author: Cobalt startling mad cow disease

shirts w/ dragons on them

baggy jean shorts

penchant for saying "i seen"

jnco jeans



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6146981)





Date: July 5th, 2006 10:12 PM
Author: stirring faggotry

Not only "I seen," but also "I says" (instead of I said). I hear this crap all the time from local poors.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147041)





Date: July 6th, 2006 4:34 AM
Author: narrow-minded queen of the night pit

"We was."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6149442)





Date: July 7th, 2006 2:54 AM
Author: Boyish Kitchen Patrolman

you is.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6156564)





Date: July 9th, 2006 3:58 PM
Author: Magenta flatulent cruise ship

jnco jeans - LOLOLOL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6171321)





Date: July 5th, 2006 10:09 PM
Author: Thriller chartreuse station clown

"Terrorist Hunting License" sticker on the back of their truck.

Irrational love of the Earnhardt family.

Buy "Miracle-Whip"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147006)





Date: July 6th, 2006 7:03 PM
Author: Awkward Church Building

Miracle Whip is teh good

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6153736)





Date: July 8th, 2006 3:14 AM
Author: concupiscible faggot firefighter skinny woman

I seen 'em eat that shit with a spoon!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6164450)





Date: July 5th, 2006 10:11 PM
Author: histrionic puppy dilemma

Buy lottery tickets

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147027)





Date: July 5th, 2006 10:11 PM
Author: Thriller chartreuse station clown

Bald head with copious facial hair.

Wearing a John Deere hat, sans irony.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147038)





Date: July 5th, 2006 11:12 PM
Author: Irradiated ladyboy

first statement, on-point; second, not so much.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147677)





Date: July 5th, 2006 10:13 PM
Author: histrionic puppy dilemma

Chew tobacco

Eat pork rinds

Go without health insurance

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147062)





Date: July 5th, 2006 10:14 PM
Author: Cobalt startling mad cow disease

beef jerky

hair scrunchies



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147076)





Date: August 27th, 2006 5:45 PM
Author: aquamarine marvelous university lettuce

beef jerky is prestigious, you dolt.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6511076)





Date: April 6th, 2007 4:16 PM
Author: rebellious theater stage degenerate

Discredited.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#7885713)





Date: July 5th, 2006 10:14 PM
Author: laughsome hot dingle berry stage

long short-sleeve T-shirts with wolves on them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147078)





Date: July 5th, 2006 10:16 PM
Author: frum bawdyhouse voyeur

Also shirts with maudlin patriotic regalia, like eagles and cliffs and flags.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147098)





Date: July 5th, 2006 10:17 PM
Author: laughsome hot dingle berry stage

good call.

old navy flag t-shirt.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147107)





Date: January 30th, 2007 9:42 AM
Author: iridescent bat-shit-crazy principal's office

Shirts with Disney characters

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#7511346)





Date: July 5th, 2006 10:15 PM
Author: Bull headed main people

SPINNING RIMS.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147084)





Date: July 5th, 2006 10:15 PM
Author: frum bawdyhouse voyeur

They drive cars with broken trunks, and the trunks are kept in place with old trash can bungee cords.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147087)





Date: July 5th, 2006 10:16 PM
Author: supple shaky library travel guidebook

Post on XO pretending to be rich and "prestigious".

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147093)





Date: July 5th, 2006 10:16 PM
Author: thirsty juggernaut plaza

Own a car that costs more than the house.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147103)





Date: July 5th, 2006 11:16 PM
Author: vibrant location

only the rims cost more

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147712)





Date: July 5th, 2006 10:17 PM
Author: histrionic puppy dilemma

Conduct yard sale or gargage sale

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147114)





Date: July 5th, 2006 10:19 PM
Author: frum bawdyhouse voyeur

In which they sell shit like broken refrigerators and tattered, soil-stained baby clothes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147134)





Date: July 5th, 2006 10:19 PM
Author: thirsty juggernaut plaza

and used tampons

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147142)





Date: July 5th, 2006 10:23 PM
Author: histrionic puppy dilemma

Some of the shit they put on display is shameful, broken toaster ovens and chairs with three legs.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147186)





Date: July 5th, 2006 10:26 PM
Author: frum bawdyhouse voyeur

I've seen dog-eared romance novels from the early 70's.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147218)





Date: July 5th, 2006 10:18 PM
Author: Cobalt startling mad cow disease

old navy

talks about her "personal trainer" from curves

hair that's obviously dyed

disney clothing

tweety bird shirts

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147120)





Date: July 5th, 2006 11:00 PM
Author: Soggy Menage

your posts in this thread have been spot-on.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147565)





Date: July 5th, 2006 11:03 PM
Author: Startled canary regret

I agree with this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147585)





Date: July 7th, 2006 2:55 AM
Author: Boyish Kitchen Patrolman

because he is poor

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6156569)





Date: July 9th, 2006 5:04 PM
Author: Cobalt startling mad cow disease
Subject: i live in indiana

upper middle class peolple and poors live side by side here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6171769)





Date: January 30th, 2007 3:40 PM
Author: primrose beady-eyed toilet seat

Not just tweety bird shirts--> XXXL tweety bird shirts with black spandex tights and white socks; another common accessory is screaming over-nourished children.

I see these at Wal-marts nationwide.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#7513005)





Date: July 5th, 2006 10:18 PM
Author: well-lubricated impressive trailer park jewess



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147129)





Date: July 5th, 2006 10:23 PM
Author: stirring faggotry
Subject: Definitely

Also: "Friends don't let friends drive Chevys"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147181)





Date: July 5th, 2006 10:24 PM
Author: thirsty juggernaut plaza

I fucking hate those stickers

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147190)





Date: July 5th, 2006 10:18 PM
Author: thirsty juggernaut plaza

She looks washed out

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147130)





Date: July 5th, 2006 10:20 PM
Author: multi-colored roommate

This is not a very nice way to speak about those less fortunate, but I acknowledge your right to speak as you please.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147147)





Date: July 9th, 2006 5:06 PM
Author: Cobalt startling mad cow disease

it's not because they're less fortunate. it's they way they conduct themselves

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6171774)





Date: July 5th, 2006 10:20 PM
Author: silver rehab

Have student loans

Think BIGLAW is a great salary

Have credit card debt

Rent places



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147149)





Date: April 6th, 2007 9:21 PM
Author: Internet-worthy State

i'm a total poor in this case.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#7887307)





Date: July 5th, 2006 10:21 PM
Author: Cobalt startling mad cow disease

named wayde

icp apparel

prepaid cell phones

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147153)





Date: July 5th, 2006 10:21 PM
Author: thirsty juggernaut plaza

lol, do they still have prepaid cellphones? what a rip off

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147168)





Date: July 5th, 2006 10:25 PM
Author: histrionic puppy dilemma

Some prepaid cell phones are a good deal if you rarely use your phone.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147198)





Date: July 11th, 2006 12:44 AM
Author: Avocado contagious area

I agree. I rarely use mine, and many poors have far more expensive cell phones than I do, along with two-year contracts that they'll have to charge to the 24.99% APR credit card.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6183847)





Date: July 5th, 2006 10:21 PM
Author: stirring faggotry

"Buy American" stickers

Foil on TV antenna

Dine at Waffle House

Enlist in U.S. Army

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147164)





Date: August 27th, 2006 12:42 PM
Author: Odious Disrespectful Home Old Irish Cottage

Uh, Waffle House is supremely awesome. HTH

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6509686)





Date: January 27th, 2008 2:48 PM
Author: snowy preventive strike blood rage

titcream

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#9229659)





Date: July 5th, 2006 10:25 PM
Author: frum bawdyhouse voyeur

Patches of tarpaper or black plastic on top of the leaks in the trailer's roof.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147208)





Date: July 5th, 2006 10:25 PM
Author: Cobalt startling mad cow disease

watch cmt, fox, and spike (if they even have cable)

window mounted air conditioners

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147209)





Date: July 5th, 2006 10:27 PM
Author: thirsty juggernaut plaza

They can't locate NY state on a map and definitely can't identify Iraq.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147220)





Date: July 5th, 2006 10:27 PM
Author: Cobalt startling mad cow disease

shop at jc penny and sears

go to olive garden for special occasions

have facial hair

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147221)





Date: July 5th, 2006 10:31 PM
Author: Thriller chartreuse station clown

I border on a stunningly hickish/poor area of NY. Those kids can find NY on a map, but not much else, and that includes North.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147261)





Date: July 10th, 2006 11:53 AM
Author: Bipolar Talented Field Foreskin

Where in NY?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6177298)





Date: August 27th, 2006 12:34 PM
Author: lascivious headpube newt

western NY has some filthy human garbage.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6509636)





Date: July 5th, 2006 10:27 PM
Author: obsidian shivering philosopher-king

Be fat.

Women: wear sweatshirts with Winnie the Pooh appliqued on them.

Chew gum.

Have at least two televisions.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147222)





Date: July 5th, 2006 10:28 PM
Author: thirsty juggernaut plaza

It's true that the disgusting obese people tend to be low income

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147230)





Date: July 5th, 2006 10:29 PM
Author: frum bawdyhouse voyeur

Obese poors are often too poor to wear anything other than spandex or giant sundresses.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147238)





Date: July 5th, 2006 10:30 PM
Author: Thriller chartreuse station clown

Correct.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147251)





Date: July 5th, 2006 10:32 PM
Author: obsidian shivering philosopher-king



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147278)





Date: July 5th, 2006 10:29 PM
Author: histrionic puppy dilemma

Keep large stack of reading material next to toilet

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147243)





Date: July 5th, 2006 10:30 PM
Author: frum bawdyhouse voyeur

I shamelessly read the Farmer's Almanac on the shitter.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147256)





Date: July 5th, 2006 10:31 PM
Author: histrionic puppy dilemma

I've always found reading on the toilet to be profoundly offensive.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147266)





Date: July 5th, 2006 10:44 PM
Author: Thriller chartreuse station clown

WHHHHHHHHAT?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147397)





Date: July 5th, 2006 10:49 PM
Author: histrionic puppy dilemma

Mark of a prole

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147452)





Date: July 5th, 2006 10:31 PM
Author: thirsty juggernaut plaza

It's because they have a very unhealthy diet and are obese, which causes abnormal bowel movements.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147260)





Date: July 5th, 2006 10:30 PM
Author: histrionic puppy dilemma

Put BYOB on wedding invitation

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147258)





Date: July 5th, 2006 10:32 PM
Author: thirsty juggernaut plaza

and below that, "No shirt, no cake"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147270)





Date: July 5th, 2006 10:33 PM
Author: obsidian shivering philosopher-king

On that note: Put a gift registry card in a wedding invitation.

Have a cash bar at a wedding.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147290)





Date: July 5th, 2006 10:34 PM
Author: thirsty juggernaut plaza

The gift registry is wal-mart and target (for splurges)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147300)





Date: July 5th, 2006 10:33 PM
Author: Cobalt startling mad cow disease

walk around without a shirt, a la cops

guys are either obeses or skinny, pale little runts



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147284)





Date: August 27th, 2006 12:36 PM
Author: lascivious headpube newt

i drive without a shirt sometimes, but at least i realize it's trashy as hell and not cool.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6509644)





Date: July 5th, 2006 10:34 PM
Author: frum bawdyhouse voyeur

At least one or two "vintage" cars from the 70's or earlier that they tried to "restore," but failed, and thus, the rotting shell of an Econoline or whatever is still up on blocks in the yard.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147293)





Date: July 5th, 2006 10:39 PM
Author: misanthropic razzle meetinghouse

LMAO, I've always wondered what junker cars just sitting there were doing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147342)





Date: July 5th, 2006 10:42 PM
Author: frum bawdyhouse voyeur

If you actually go up to a poor and ask him why the fuck he has cars up on blocks, he'll give some nonspecific answer along the lines of "I'm workin' on it, I'll fix 'er one day."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147374)





Date: July 5th, 2006 10:36 PM
Author: Charcoal indian lodge police squad

a number of these apply to me :(

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147313)





Date: July 5th, 2006 10:37 PM
Author: frum bawdyhouse voyeur

I still pluck crawdads out of the river and throw them in a bucket when I go swimming, so that I can cook them up later. Old habits die hard.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147326)





Date: July 5th, 2006 10:41 PM
Author: misanthropic razzle meetinghouse

What's the temperature of that water?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147367)





Date: July 5th, 2006 10:43 PM
Author: frum bawdyhouse voyeur

Usually cool or lukewarm. Depends on the season. But crawdads/crayfish are delicious.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147384)





Date: July 5th, 2006 10:44 PM
Author: misanthropic razzle meetinghouse

Sounds like you got quite the prime real estate.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147400)





Date: July 5th, 2006 10:46 PM
Author: frum bawdyhouse voyeur

I sure did. I purchased the plot from a dying old man who wanted to divest his property quickly, and who apparently hated his son. I think he sold it to me for cheap just to spite his kid. It was a strange dynamic going on there, but I'm glad I stumbled into it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147421)





Date: July 5th, 2006 10:57 PM
Author: bistre sanctuary new version

Recommend the perfect dipping sauce. Butter gets kind of old after a while

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147545)





Date: July 5th, 2006 10:59 PM
Author: frum bawdyhouse voyeur

Just add hot sauce and light creme to the melted butter.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147562)





Date: July 5th, 2006 10:50 PM
Author: Charcoal indian lodge police squad

see, you're a little more country than me, petro.

i'm a little country but more ghetto, though i spent more time in the country (moved from city --> country when a kid)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147468)





Date: July 5th, 2006 10:54 PM
Author: histrionic puppy dilemma

Crawdads are fish bait, although they are fun to catch.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147511)





Date: July 5th, 2006 10:57 PM
Author: frum bawdyhouse voyeur

Crawdads rightly have a special place in French cooking. Those shrimpy little lobsters are tasty.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147542)





Date: July 5th, 2006 10:36 PM
Author: obsidian shivering philosopher-king

Bibles. So they can claim their poverty/ignorance is "God's Will."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147316)





Date: April 7th, 2007 12:42 AM
Author: Very Tactful Exciting Senate

this didn't work

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#7888221)





Date: April 21st, 2007 5:57 PM
Author: Crusty boistinker stag film

he's right about the bibles though

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#7976807)





Date: July 5th, 2006 10:39 PM
Author: histrionic puppy dilemma

Bath towels with hotel/motel logos on them

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147340)





Date: July 5th, 2006 10:40 PM
Author: frum bawdyhouse voyeur

Don't forget the music. White poors will have an old worn-out cassette tape of "Appetite for Destruction" somewhere around the house.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147347)





Date: July 5th, 2006 10:40 PM
Author: bistre sanctuary new version

kids

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147348)





Date: April 6th, 2007 9:25 PM
Author: Internet-worthy State

umm, that would be a negative ghostrider.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#7887321)





Date: July 5th, 2006 10:40 PM
Author: histrionic puppy dilemma

Pet dog has never been to the vet or eaten store bought dog food

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147350)





Date: July 5th, 2006 10:41 PM
Author: misanthropic razzle meetinghouse

pet dog period

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147360)





Date: July 5th, 2006 10:41 PM
Author: obsidian shivering philosopher-king

or been neutered or spayed.

And male poors say "I cain't do that to another man" in reference to neutering his dog.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147366)





Date: July 5th, 2006 10:42 PM
Author: thirsty juggernaut plaza

So that's why you always see free puppy signs in bad parts of town

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147376)





Date: July 5th, 2006 10:43 PM
Author: obsidian shivering philosopher-king

Exactly.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147385)





Date: July 5th, 2006 10:41 PM
Author: Cobalt startling mad cow disease

"let it be" beetles t-shirts

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147357)





Date: July 5th, 2006 10:43 PM
Author: well-lubricated impressive trailer park jewess



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147379)





Date: July 5th, 2006 10:44 PM
Author: thirsty juggernaut plaza

Or a class ring from James Madison University

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147396)





Date: July 5th, 2006 10:50 PM
Author: well-lubricated impressive trailer park jewess



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147465)





Date: July 5th, 2006 10:51 PM
Author: thirsty juggernaut plaza

see below

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147473)





Date: July 5th, 2006 10:43 PM
Author: misanthropic razzle meetinghouse

It's pathetic how sheltered I am. I don't even get most of these. Even the blacks around where I live are somewhat well behaved.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147390)





Date: July 5th, 2006 10:56 PM
Author: frum bawdyhouse voyeur

I should take you on a narrated white trash trailer tour.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147532)





Date: July 5th, 2006 10:58 PM
Author: misanthropic razzle meetinghouse

If it's anything like that Iraq and sub sahara africa tour, I'm in for a real treat.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147551)





Date: April 21st, 2007 5:58 PM
Author: Crusty boistinker stag film

that would be so awesome... a really obvious open-air safari bus with an announcer blatantly making fun of the white trash as they pass while all the tourists snap pictures and look through binoculars. i would totally pay to go on one.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#7976817)





Date: April 21st, 2007 6:10 PM
Author: hideous rigor

"...and on your left, you will see the reticulated hilljack emerging from his double-wide dwelling, having already engaged in hunting and gathering behavior for the day, evinced by the mini-bag of Cool Ranch doritos in his hand."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#7976877)





Date: April 21st, 2007 7:49 PM
Author: mind-boggling blue theater telephone

This might be the funniest thing I've seen on this board yet.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#7977481)





Date: July 6th, 2006 6:39 PM
Author: Topaz resort

shut the fuck up, you live in texas you fucking trailer park faggot.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6153601)





Date: July 6th, 2006 9:52 PM
Author: crystalline frisky gas station pozpig

thank you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6154936)





Date: July 7th, 2006 11:56 AM
Author: saffron forum community account

although you raise a good point, i still must agree that it is pathetic how sheltered :D is

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6157904)





Date: July 9th, 2006 4:02 PM
Author: Magenta flatulent cruise ship

That took you a minute to realize.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6171336)





Date: July 5th, 2006 10:44 PM
Author: histrionic puppy dilemma

Inability to tie a necktie

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147394)





Date: July 5th, 2006 10:45 PM
Author: obsidian shivering philosopher-king

Wears a polyester clip on instead.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147410)





Date: July 7th, 2006 2:57 AM
Author: Boyish Kitchen Patrolman

most college kids can't tie a necktie

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6156582)





Date: July 7th, 2006 2:58 AM
Author: Cobalt startling mad cow disease

doubt it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6156589)





Date: July 7th, 2006 10:11 AM
Author: 180 nubile striped hyena jew

WTF? My Dad taught me how to do that when I was like 10. Did your parents tie your tie for dances and stuff in highschool?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6157397)





Date: July 11th, 2006 12:48 AM
Author: Avocado contagious area

That's because of travesties such as student loans, state universities, need-based financial aid.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6183891)





Date: July 7th, 2006 10:08 AM
Author: Impertinent henna kitty cat corner

i cant tie a necktie and def not teh poor. i get my woman to tie one.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6157387)





Date: July 5th, 2006 10:46 PM
Author: histrionic puppy dilemma

Old tattered couch is considered "lawn furniture"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147419)





Date: July 5th, 2006 10:47 PM
Author: frum bawdyhouse voyeur

The trampoline is a busted old mattress out front that the kids jump on.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147434)





Date: July 5th, 2006 10:48 PM
Author: misanthropic razzle meetinghouse

home equity loans

(lack of) flood insurance

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147449)





Date: July 5th, 2006 10:50 PM
Author: thirsty juggernaut plaza

Attend a state school

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147459)





Date: July 5th, 2006 10:51 PM
Author: histrionic puppy dilemma

Burn your own garbage

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147484)





Date: July 5th, 2006 10:57 PM
Author: Startled canary regret

Awesome. We used to do this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147540)





Date: July 5th, 2006 10:53 PM
Author: histrionic puppy dilemma

League bowling

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147497)





Date: July 5th, 2006 11:02 PM
Author: Cobalt startling mad cow disease

bowling

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147576)





Date: July 5th, 2006 10:53 PM
Author: thirsty juggernaut plaza

Name their kids after a major deity

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147498)





Date: July 5th, 2006 10:54 PM
Author: Jade heady public bath wrinkle

have kids at 17 years old due to the magic of Jesus

think living in Florida is "making it"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147509)





Date: April 6th, 2007 9:27 PM
Author: Internet-worthy State

*think living in Florida is "making it"*

I'm a total poor!!!!



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#7887330)





Date: July 5th, 2006 10:55 PM
Author: histrionic puppy dilemma

Eat government cheese

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147520)





Date: July 5th, 2006 10:57 PM
Author: balding school cafeteria azn

Government cheese!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147536)





Date: July 5th, 2006 10:55 PM
Author: frum bawdyhouse voyeur

Empty, cracked old cases of Skoal scattered around the dirt.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147525)





Date: July 5th, 2006 11:00 PM
Author: misanthropic razzle meetinghouse

I saw that at TAMU.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147566)





Date: July 5th, 2006 10:56 PM
Author: Cobalt startling mad cow disease

net zero and similar isp's



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147533)





Date: July 5th, 2006 10:56 PM
Author: thirsty juggernaut plaza

Think we are at war with France

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147534)





Date: July 7th, 2006 10:05 AM
Author: hateful becky ticket booth

titcr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6157377)





Date: July 5th, 2006 10:58 PM
Author: Hyperactive flushed address shitlib

Inexplicably have a southern accent, even when they have lived in the midwest their entire lives.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147553)





Date: July 5th, 2006 10:59 PM
Author: Cobalt startling mad cow disease

omg yes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147558)





Date: April 21st, 2007 9:10 PM
Author: comical grizzly macaca property

nice. Reminds me of ppl I've met from Ohio.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#7977957)





Date: April 21st, 2007 9:12 PM
Author: hideous rigor

I know people from Syracuse, New York who do this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#7977965)





Date: July 5th, 2006 10:59 PM
Author: Cobalt startling mad cow disease

tend to be angered easily

wic

paid disability

formula feed their kids

kool aid



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147556)





Date: July 5th, 2006 11:04 PM
Author: obsidian shivering philosopher-king

Wait'll your wife's saggy tits drag the floor. You might wish she'd bottled fed the kids.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147598)





Date: July 6th, 2006 7:15 PM
Author: Swollen Indirect Expression Crackhouse

formula feeding your kids is fucking bad for them and anyone who does it without having to for medical reasons is a bad mother

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6153829)





Date: July 5th, 2006 11:06 PM
Author: Soggy Menage

i saw white trash on the subway giving her child what appeared to be kool-aid in a bottle and off-brand "cheese puffs." i was properly horrified.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147611)





Date: July 5th, 2006 11:07 PM
Author: obsidian shivering philosopher-king

Kool aid in a bottle? WTF?



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147624)





Date: July 5th, 2006 11:10 PM
Author: Soggy Menage

it was bright red. it damn sure wasn't juice.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147655)





Date: July 5th, 2006 11:26 PM
Author: histrionic puppy dilemma

Pedialyte. Buy some for your sickly bastard spawn.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147821)





Date: July 7th, 2006 11:31 AM
Author: Soggy Menage

a) poor white trash don't know what pedialyte is.

b) you do not bring a dehydrated child onto the subway and feed them "cheese puffs."

kill self.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6157781)





Date: July 8th, 2006 1:51 AM
Author: narrow-minded queen of the night pit

Pedialyte is a rip off. Get Gatorade.

http://www.endonurse.com/hotnews/5ah261635288077.html



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6164101)





Date: July 9th, 2006 5:07 PM
Author: Rambunctious Crawly Brunch Antidepressant Drug

"The study was supported by a grant from The Gatorade Sports Science Institute."

hmmmmmmmmm........

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6171792)





Date: July 5th, 2006 11:00 PM
Author: thirsty juggernaut plaza

Say things like:

"I'll tell you what"

"Fixin"



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147568)





Date: July 5th, 2006 11:05 PM
Author: thirsty juggernaut plaza

The biggest vacation in the history of the enitre family was to one of the following:

Disney World

Las Vegas

Some TTT cruise



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147599)





Date: July 5th, 2006 11:05 PM
Author: Hyperactive flushed address shitlib

Get laid off

Love to hunt (to be fair, I do too)

Blame everything negative on "niggers"

Think cargo pants are dressing up

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147600)





Date: July 5th, 2006 11:05 PM
Author: obsidian shivering philosopher-king



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147609)





Date: July 5th, 2006 11:07 PM
Author: misanthropic razzle meetinghouse

Ha, yes. I know this strictly from reality TV. On this one Vegas reality show, this black dad took a family trip to Vegas to win enough money for a real vacation. He played craps.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147623)





Date: July 5th, 2006 11:08 PM
Author: obsidian shivering philosopher-king

Silver Dollar City vacations.

EDIT: This keeps posting to the wrong spot. I don't know why.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147633)





Date: July 7th, 2006 12:29 PM
Author: Razzmatazz Lime Private Investor

I LOLed

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6158093)





Date: July 11th, 2006 12:52 AM
Author: Avocado contagious area

There's rich hunting (Teddy R., Dick Cheney, etc.) and there's poor hunting (gun rack on pickup truck).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6183939)





Date: April 6th, 2007 9:29 PM
Author: Internet-worthy State

hooray on the third one.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#7887343)





Date: July 5th, 2006 11:05 PM
Author: Cobalt startling mad cow disease

the teenage girl poor has wavy hair that's bleached blonde and always looks wet and walks around with a 3/4" thick nokia cell phone from 1996 and uses it not only to talk, but to gesture and smokes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147606)





Date: July 5th, 2006 11:06 PM
Author: puce territorial nursing home

Sports jerseys that cost double their car payment

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147617)





Date: July 5th, 2006 11:07 PM
Author: thirsty juggernaut plaza

No savings and no rational plan to start saving

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147625)





Date: July 5th, 2006 11:09 PM
Author: Cobalt startling mad cow disease

tries to cash checks at establishments that aren't banks

uses money orders frequently

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147642)





Date: July 5th, 2006 11:09 PM
Author: puce territorial nursing home

"Payday Loans"

Get your next paycheck NOW!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147645)





Date: July 5th, 2006 11:10 PM
Author: obsidian shivering philosopher-king

Well, to be fair, it's hard to save money when you're poor.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147647)





Date: July 5th, 2006 11:11 PM
Author: misanthropic razzle meetinghouse

Shut the fuck up, poor.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147658)





Date: July 11th, 2006 12:54 AM
Author: Avocado contagious area

And yet they can afford cable and a bigger TV than my family has.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6183959)





Date: July 5th, 2006 11:12 PM
Author: Cobalt startling mad cow disease

shiny hair gel

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147672)





Date: July 5th, 2006 11:13 PM
Author: misanthropic razzle meetinghouse

Poors seem like the type of people who would fall for:

TEXT SEXY1 to 44338 and get hot text messages sent right to your phone!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147688)





Date: July 5th, 2006 11:14 PM
Author: Irradiated ladyboy

husband met wife while both were serving weekends in "the guard"

first date at Denny's; makeout session afterward; guy chivalrously shares cig with woman

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147702)





Date: July 5th, 2006 11:17 PM
Author: Cobalt startling mad cow disease

lol at "the guard"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147731)





Date: July 5th, 2006 11:16 PM
Author: Cobalt startling mad cow disease

wears those god awful brown boots that peole like sketchers and american eagle make

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147721)





Date: July 5th, 2006 11:23 PM
Author: puce territorial nursing home

Iron bars on house doors/windows. Iron bars are rusted/corroded, and would probably fail at protecting the occupants.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147788)





Date: July 5th, 2006 11:25 PM
Author: Cobalt startling mad cow disease

no trespassing signs... as if.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147818)





Date: July 11th, 2006 12:56 AM
Author: Avocado contagious area

Amazingly, the only people I have ever known to have those bars are my aunt and uncle when they had an apartment on Beacon Hill.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6183990)





Date: July 5th, 2006 11:23 PM
Author: Cobalt startling mad cow disease

uses computers at public library

owns a chevy astro van



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147802)





Date: July 5th, 2006 11:26 PM
Author: Cobalt startling mad cow disease

thinks the soldier in iraq are protecting our freedom

thinks we should just blow iraq up

thinks kerry would have legalized gay marriage if he won



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147825)





Date: July 5th, 2006 11:27 PM
Author: puce territorial nursing home

Thinks liberals just want to take our money and give it to black people for fun

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147834)





Date: July 5th, 2006 11:28 PM
Author: Cobalt startling mad cow disease

tats:

azn symbols

something like a flower on the back of a pale, skinny shoulder revealed by a halter top

ankle tats

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147852)





Date: July 5th, 2006 11:38 PM
Author: Cobalt startling mad cow disease

watches america's funniest videos

watches pro wrestling and has a favorite pro wrestler

thinks getting dressed up is putting on a cheap polo, khakis, and sketcher boots

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147940)





Date: July 5th, 2006 11:41 PM
Author: Cobalt startling mad cow disease

watches mad tv and blue collar comdey

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147971)





Date: July 6th, 2006 3:52 AM
Author: Electric hospital

- Sheets instead of doors inside the house

- 5 HBO channels, Showtime, and Cinemax but no air conditioning

- Cheetos always available

- Warped trampoline from excessive sun exposure

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6149368)





Date: July 6th, 2006 4:42 AM
Author: narrow-minded queen of the night pit

How the hell would a trampoline warp from sun exposure?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6149457)





Date: July 7th, 2006 2:51 AM
Author: Electric hospital

http://www.funspot.com/trampoline_repair.php

"Trampoline repair becomes necessary after perimeter stitching deteriorates in the sun's UV-rays. Depending on your location and your trampoline's sun exposure, stitching typically lasts 3 to 8 years before failure."

Never doubt me.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6156554)





Date: July 7th, 2006 2:55 AM
Author: narrow-minded queen of the night pit

What does that have to do with warping?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6156572)





Date: July 7th, 2006 3:00 AM
Author: Electric hospital

Because I used to jump on it, and there were patches that would throw you in weird directions, because it was warped, presumably from uneven deterioration of stitching...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6156598)





Date: July 6th, 2006 4:00 AM
Author: spectacular space immigrant

These are mostly good. Surprised it took so long for someone to mention hunting.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6149381)





Date: July 6th, 2006 4:01 AM
Author: Arousing Ungodly School

hybrids

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6149384)





Date: July 6th, 2006 6:55 PM
Author: 180 nubile striped hyena jew

Smoke cigarettes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6153698)





Date: July 6th, 2006 9:53 PM
Author: fragrant alcoholic twinkling uncleanness

Whatyoudreamof!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6154939)





Date: July 7th, 2006 2:55 AM
Author: Cobalt startling mad cow disease

wear us polo assn

shop at outlet malls



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6156567)





Date: July 7th, 2006 8:47 AM
Author: provocative chrome business firm

A good start, but all y'all missed:

1. 3L sodas

2. Miller High Life cans

3. Jello shots at memorial day picnic

4. 7 foot wide sat dish

5. "who needs boobs with an ass like mine?" t-shirt

6. purchasing any amount of meat in excess of 1 pound

7. troll doll stuck to dashboard

8. beanie baby collection in closet "increasing in value"

9. Holiday glasses/mugs from fast food restaurant

10. Footstools in living room

11. Reference to "mud room" or "rec room"

12. Unfinished basement

13. Set of "snow tires" in garage

14. piles of camel cash sitting around kitchen

15. Water on cereal instead of milk

16. Above ground swimming pool

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6157156)





Date: July 7th, 2006 8:52 AM
Author: spectacular space immigrant

Great. I never met anyone who poured water on cereal, though.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6157161)





Date: July 7th, 2006 8:56 AM
Author: provocative chrome business firm

I've only heard of that...i think it might be more ghetto than poor, to be honest.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6157174)





Date: July 7th, 2006 9:31 AM
Author: Appetizing Goal In Life

This is largely credited; however, it must be noted that $1 high life bottles at a bar with a patio and live music is one of the joys of life, and even the participation of a poor or two cannot ruin it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6157250)





Date: July 7th, 2006 11:56 AM
Author: Startled canary regret

Very good call on 3L sodas. I forgot they existed-- I must be losing touch with my roots.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6157903)





Date: July 7th, 2006 12:21 PM
Author: Hilarious Excitant Tanning Salon

All of these are credited except #7

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6158052)





Date: July 9th, 2006 4:53 PM
Author: Cobalt startling mad cow disease

what's a 3l soda?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6171702)





Date: July 9th, 2006 4:58 PM
Author: Magenta flatulent cruise ship

3 liter?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6171730)





Date: July 9th, 2006 5:00 PM
Author: Cobalt startling mad cow disease

i've never seen such a thing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6171742)





Date: July 9th, 2006 5:02 PM
Author: Magenta flatulent cruise ship

Are you serious? They just look like extra huge soda bottles.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6171757)





Date: July 11th, 2006 1:03 AM
Author: Avocado contagious area

Mostly good, but the only place I heard of a mud room was from my mom, who had one in her 30-room house in Westchester when she was growing up.

Also, an unfinished basement is sometimes okay; until my family finished ours, it had a dirt floor (for its first 250 years of existence).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6184046)





Date: January 30th, 2007 9:58 AM
Author: opaque stage

6 - My parents once bought a whole cow (with one other family) and had it butchered.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#7511387)





Date: April 21st, 2007 6:04 PM
Author: Gold diverse parlour hominid

did they watch?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#7976849)





Date: April 6th, 2007 3:00 PM
Author: sable cheese-eating institution legal warrant

16 is the epitome of poor... buying something normally associated with wealth but doing it cheaply.

also, cars that were once expensive but are now 15 years old and have no value.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#7885262)





Date: July 7th, 2006 9:34 AM
Author: Ruby charismatic idiot native

Believe University of Phoenix is a real uni.

Try to use their degree in "Business Administration" from there to apply to HBS.

Nickname things that shouldn't be nicknamed (Coffee = Joe, Coors = Colorado Kool Aid, Gasoline = Go Juice)

Celebrate their farts. "Damn! Good One!!!!"

Still wear mullets.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6157260)





Date: July 7th, 2006 9:47 AM
Author: 180 nubile striped hyena jew

Wow. You sound completely out of touch.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6157291)





Date: July 7th, 2006 9:51 AM
Author: misunderstood sooty hell

Did somebody mention big screen TVs that constitute half of their assets in worth?

Also, say "INsurance" instead of "inSURance."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6157307)





Date: July 7th, 2006 9:52 AM
Author: hateful becky ticket booth

So much of this stuff applies to my family, it's unbelievable.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6157311)





Date: July 7th, 2006 9:56 AM
Author: 180 nubile striped hyena jew

Grandma and Grandpa Skeletor would also fit nicely in this thread.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6157327)





Date: July 7th, 2006 9:57 AM
Author: hateful becky ticket booth

it applies to allll of my family, both sides

my immediate family as well... i've always been considered the nigger sheep

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6157333)





Date: July 7th, 2006 9:59 AM
Author: misunderstood sooty hell

Is that b/c you're black?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6157342)





Date: July 7th, 2006 9:59 AM
Author: hateful becky ticket booth

if i was black, i probably wouldn't be posting on this board.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6157345)





Date: July 7th, 2006 10:01 AM
Author: 180 nubile striped hyena jew

with your booklearnin...

Could you have made your Dad a lot prouder by making the All-State football team in highschool?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6157351)





Date: July 7th, 2006 10:02 AM
Author: hateful becky ticket booth

my dad was not part of my childhood

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6157360)





Date: July 7th, 2006 10:03 AM
Author: 180 nubile striped hyena jew

*whistles nervously, adjusts collar*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6157365)





Date: July 7th, 2006 10:04 AM
Author: hateful becky ticket booth

daddy? DAAAADDDDY! ...where my chile support???

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6157374)





Date: July 7th, 2006 10:05 AM
Author: misunderstood sooty hell

LOLZ. I picture him staring darkly at the screen with a stern look on his face.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6157380)





Date: July 7th, 2006 10:03 AM
Author: misunderstood sooty hell

REMISSPARENTINGPWN3D

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6157368)





Date: March 6th, 2007 12:16 AM
Author: violet doobsian legend brethren

LOL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#7714687)





Date: July 9th, 2006 5:15 PM
Author: Bipolar Talented Field Foreskin

Me too.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6171836)





Date: July 7th, 2006 10:01 AM
Author: Geriatric Box Office Turdskin

Family that has been killed in a war

bellies that hang over their belt

cheeto fingers

edit: i would continue this to say a minibag of chips or a soda in their hands at all times.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6157353)





Date: July 7th, 2006 10:04 AM
Author: misunderstood sooty hell

Family now serving in I-RAQ is a huge one, currently.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6157372)





Date: July 7th, 2006 10:05 AM
Author: Appetizing Goal In Life

I assume you are excluding family that was killed in WWII.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6157378)





Date: July 7th, 2006 10:09 AM
Author: misunderstood sooty hell

Yeah, WWII vets are common in classy fams.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6157389)





Date: July 7th, 2006 10:07 AM
Author: Hyperactive flushed address shitlib

Talk with the cigarette still in their mouth

Distrust the government for the wrong reasons

Work at a "plant" or a "shop"

Fat chicks



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6157384)





Date: July 7th, 2006 10:11 AM
Author: misunderstood sooty hell

"Fat chicks."

It never ceases to amaze me how accurate this is. They should sell their blubber to the Eskimos or something.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6157393)





Date: July 7th, 2006 10:13 AM
Author: hateful becky ticket booth

"distrust the govt for the wrong reasons"

very accurate.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6157402)





Date: July 7th, 2006 10:09 AM
Author: Geriatric Box Office Turdskin

Morals.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6157390)





Date: July 7th, 2006 10:16 AM
Author: misunderstood sooty hell

*chortle*

You're thinking of middle class midwesterners, dood. Poors are violent and negligent.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6157420)





Date: July 7th, 2006 11:34 AM
Author: french medicated sandwich

I think this is right. Poor people have morals, rich people have social rules.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6157794)





Date: April 6th, 2007 9:33 PM
Author: Internet-worthy State

and what social rules are those?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#7887367)





Date: July 7th, 2006 11:36 AM
Author: Soggy Menage

titcr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6157806)





Date: July 7th, 2006 10:14 AM
Author: hateful becky ticket booth

'vote republican' bumper stickers

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6157405)





Date: July 7th, 2006 11:22 AM
Author: french medicated sandwich

So does poor = everyone in America who is not both rich and from a city or a suburb?



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6157726)





Date: July 7th, 2006 11:32 AM
Author: Walnut halford mood

A lower credit limit than me but a higher balance.

"Yiz"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6157785)





Date: July 8th, 2006 1:52 AM
Author: dashing bright set ceo

Lots of unprotected sex.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6164105)





Date: July 8th, 2006 2:04 AM
Author: histrionic puppy dilemma

Read National Enquirer and other tabloids

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6164181)





Date: July 9th, 2006 3:31 PM
Author: narrow-minded queen of the night pit

Why do you suppose that is?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6171185)





Date: July 9th, 2006 6:32 PM
Author: histrionic puppy dilemma

Stupidity plus bad taste.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6172327)





Date: July 9th, 2006 3:33 PM
Author: Razzmatazz Lime Private Investor

Kankles

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6171193)





Date: July 9th, 2006 3:46 PM
Author: Soggy Menage

kankles r so waspy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6171274)





Date: July 9th, 2006 3:52 PM
Author: Razzmatazz Lime Private Investor

I've seen them overflow out of tennis shoes. Bothing about that woman said wasp.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6171300)





Date: July 9th, 2006 3:53 PM
Author: Soggy Menage

whenever i think 'cankles,' i think middle-aged white woman with short, greying hair, a long skirt or khakis and loafers for folks with wide feet.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6171304)





Date: July 9th, 2006 3:42 PM
Author: outnumbered fantasy-prone hunting ground whorehouse

But huge amounts of Powerball tix every drawing as a team with their coworkers.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6171255)





Date: July 9th, 2006 3:47 PM
Author: Honey-headed Temple

shit in bags

piss off the porch

piss in bottles if it's late

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6171276)





Date: July 9th, 2006 3:56 PM
Author: pink fortuitous meteor

An enormous brood of dirty, snot-filled children

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6171314)





Date: July 9th, 2006 5:13 PM
Author: Cobalt startling mad cow disease

titcr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6171827)





Date: July 9th, 2006 4:08 PM
Author: Magenta flatulent cruise ship

Looks like 'when cousins marry (and have kids)'

Breathes through their mouth

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6171374)





Date: July 9th, 2006 5:29 PM
Author: Cobalt startling mad cow disease

1. nascar moms instead of soccer mom's

2. 80's hair

3. thinks pontiac g6s are "awesome"

4. camaros

5. four-wheelers

6. dirt bikes

7. brown lip liner rings

8. at least one dead tooth

9. the only ones in suits at weddings are the groom and best men

11. pajama pants

12. work boots

13. carpenter jeans

14. fossil is the holy grail of watches

15. short sleaved button shirts

16. if he even has a dress shirt, the collar has a button 17. in each corner

18. can be seen walking around with a generic bottle of water, thinking they're the shit for drinking bottled water

19. think dkny jeans is actual dkny

20. bleach stained clothing



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6171925)





Date: July 11th, 2006 12:55 AM
Author: Translucent Passionate Market

wonderful

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6183983)





Date: July 9th, 2006 5:38 PM
Author: Cobalt startling mad cow disease

kinves purchased off of qvc or hsn

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6171966)





Date: July 9th, 2006 6:27 PM
Author: Cobalt startling mad cow disease

have night jobs as "minute men"



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6172289)





Date: July 9th, 2006 6:29 PM
Author: pearly bonkers boiling water

Bush/Cheney bumper stickers

Support/Pray for Our Troops magnets

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6172303)





Date: July 9th, 2006 7:21 PM
Author: Cobalt startling mad cow disease

would ride in a white limo or a hummer limo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6172705)





Date: July 9th, 2006 7:44 PM
Author: stirring faggotry

Throw a party when daughter finally gets her GED.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6172887)





Date: July 9th, 2006 8:14 PM
Author: Cobalt startling mad cow disease

a missing limb

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6173090)





Date: July 9th, 2006 8:18 PM
Author: Lilac national

drink lots of soda, watch soap operas, smoke non-name brand cigarettes, drive irocs or old camrys, watch nascar, have a broken piece of exercise equipment in their living room, go to county fairs, live in a trailer, eat tv dinners, have tattoos with signifcant others name (that they are no longer with), kids out of wedlock... need i go on?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6173123)





Date: July 9th, 2006 8:24 PM
Author: Cobalt startling mad cow disease

smoke or have tattoos period

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6173178)





Date: July 9th, 2006 8:24 PM
Author: Cobalt startling mad cow disease

cell phone cases



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6173181)





Date: July 11th, 2006 12:53 AM
Author: Awkward Church Building

jobs as strip mall security guards

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6183945)





Date: July 11th, 2006 1:05 AM
Author: razzle-dazzle cream range cuck

use Vaseline as lube.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6184062)





Date: July 11th, 2006 2:38 PM
Author: Cobalt startling mad cow disease

"work trucks"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6187079)





Date: July 11th, 2006 2:41 PM
Author: Thriller chartreuse station clown

CAR EDITION!

a bumblebee yellow, rusted 1993 Dodge Intrepid.

A mustang from the 1980s

A "pimped" Dodge Aries

A door of a different color than the rest of the car.

A Git-R-Done bumper sticker.

IROC...need I say more?

Jesus/abortion bumper stickers.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6187102)





Date: July 11th, 2006 2:43 PM
Author: Cobalt startling mad cow disease

sell plasma

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6187113)





Date: July 13th, 2006 3:24 AM
Author: Cobalt startling mad cow disease

eat at buffets

diabetes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6199730)





Date: July 13th, 2006 3:26 AM
Author: orchid buck-toothed goyim

"Worst Type of American Whites" threads

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6199742)





Date: July 13th, 2006 3:39 AM
Author: Electric hospital

Take fiber supplements

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6199792)





Date: July 14th, 2006 3:57 AM
Author: Cobalt startling mad cow disease

listen to 3 doors down



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6209092)





Date: July 14th, 2006 10:45 AM
Author: Floppy mauve marketing idea base

Wear hats with flames on them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6209872)





Date: August 1st, 2006 2:36 PM
Author: Cobalt startling mad cow disease

i saw generic velveta the other day. it was called "pasteurized cheese spread."

i also so a coon hunting liscense on a truck

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6353776)





Date: August 1st, 2006 2:48 PM
Author: Big Garnet Chapel

"Big Dogs" sportswear

Wraparound shades

Dial-up internet access on 28.8K modem

Motivational posters at workplace - "Teamwork", "Excellence", etc.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6353880)





Date: August 1st, 2006 3:06 PM
Author: Cobalt startling mad cow disease

i literally lol'ed at the motivational posters

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6354036)





Date: August 1st, 2006 3:08 PM
Author: Thriller chartreuse station clown

Ahh, Successories.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6354064)





Date: August 9th, 2006 12:54 AM
Author: Cobalt startling mad cow disease

roll their own cigs

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6404774)





Date: August 9th, 2006 2:20 AM
Author: Cobalt startling mad cow disease

frozen french toast/pancakes/waffles

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6405171)





Date: August 10th, 2006 8:27 AM
Author: Spruce aphrodisiac roast beef office

Low tuition.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6412804)





Date: August 14th, 2006 12:10 PM
Author: Amethyst Stead

Spend thousands to have baby's name tattooed on chest, but don't pay child support.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6436107)





Date: August 27th, 2006 12:25 PM
Author: up-to-no-good death wish site

ask what makes a poor

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6509578)





Date: August 27th, 2006 12:43 PM
Author: Odious Disrespectful Home Old Irish Cottage

Cannot name their state's capital and the current Vice President.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6509697)





Date: August 27th, 2006 4:36 PM
Author: Cerebral Deer Antler

Have a "college degree" in Air Conditioning repair from a place that advertises on the subway.

Still wear neon clothing

Go to Red Lobster whenever there is a big family celebration

Have a half-erased tattoo on their body (saving money to get the rest done)

waist-length hair

Have their own name, or a boyfriend or girlfriend's tattooed on their arm

Shop at Costco

Drink beer with every meal

Think "Reader's Digest" is sophisticated reading material

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6510681)





Date: August 27th, 2006 5:25 PM
Author: Cobalt startling mad cow disease

the red lobster sounds part sounds like more of a black thing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6510931)





Date: August 27th, 2006 5:30 PM
Author: Adulterous house

most of costco's clientele are middle to upper middle class suburbanites.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6510967)





Date: August 27th, 2006 6:11 PM
Author: Cobalt startling mad cow disease

american cars

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6511197)





Date: September 20th, 2006 1:21 PM
Author: Cobalt startling mad cow disease

oversized, dingy parkas

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6646503)





Date: November 19th, 2006 11:34 PM
Author: Cobalt startling mad cow disease

watch daytime television

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#7030604)





Date: November 19th, 2006 11:36 PM
Author: Cordovan cowardly piazza

live in trailers and collect disability benefits, even if able-bodied.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#7030621)





Date: November 19th, 2006 11:36 PM
Author: outnumbered fantasy-prone hunting ground whorehouse

Let Maury Povich determine paternity

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#7030633)





Date: November 19th, 2006 11:46 PM
Author: Cobalt startling mad cow disease

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#7030730)





Date: November 19th, 2006 11:39 PM
Author: Cordovan cowardly piazza

spend more on their rims than on their homes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#7030666)





Date: November 19th, 2006 11:40 PM
Author: Lavender point doctorate

damn it. I have *all* of these things.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#7030670)





Date: November 20th, 2006 12:06 AM
Author: Scarlet glittery cuckold water buffalo

frog giggin'

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#7030946)





Date: November 20th, 2006 12:07 AM
Author: Scarlet glittery cuckold water buffalo

glamour shots

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#7030953)





Date: November 20th, 2006 12:09 AM
Author: Cordovan cowardly piazza

Glamous shots? novel! What are those?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#7030974)





Date: November 20th, 2006 12:07 AM
Author: aggressive aromatic scourge upon the earth locus

The HIV

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#7030958)





Date: January 30th, 2007 4:38 AM
Author: Cobalt startling mad cow disease

pocket knifes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#7511069)





Date: January 30th, 2007 4:43 AM
Author: Cobalt startling mad cow disease

a dead tooth and a factory job

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#7511074)





Date: January 30th, 2007 5:01 AM
Author: Cobalt startling mad cow disease

a revoked license

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#7511094)





Date: January 30th, 2007 5:14 AM
Author: comical grizzly macaca property

Furniture that still has the plastic on it (sometimes 10 years later).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#7511098)





Date: January 30th, 2007 5:22 AM
Author: pungent glassy fat ankles

...more sex than the losers here.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#7511102)





Date: January 30th, 2007 5:57 AM
Author: free-loading spot giraffe

Go to church

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#7511114)





Date: January 30th, 2007 1:06 PM
Author: bateful fluffy tank

Poors always pour the milk in first.

Breeding tells.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#7512091)





Date: April 6th, 2007 9:37 PM
Author: Internet-worthy State

*Poors always pour the milk in first.*

wow, good call on this one.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#7887389)





Date: January 30th, 2007 1:16 PM
Author: Hyperventilating olive parlor

building a plane from a kit in the front yard. have been doing so and talking about it for 3-4 years.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#7512143)





Date: January 30th, 2007 2:48 PM
Author: sapphire theatre double fault

buy used, usually incomplete encyclopedias that nobody in the house reads

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#7512741)





Date: January 30th, 2007 3:15 PM
Author: sapphire theatre double fault

light fireworks

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#7512857)





Date: January 30th, 2007 4:23 PM
Author: Maize alcoholic step-uncle's house

past the age of 13 I agree.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#7513305)





Date: February 11th, 2007 4:05 AM
Author: Cobalt startling mad cow disease

get arrested by the po-lice

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#7582631)





Date: February 11th, 2007 4:08 AM
Author: Cobalt startling mad cow disease

uncontrolled acne

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#7582633)





Date: February 11th, 2007 4:09 AM
Author: Cobalt startling mad cow disease

scraggly facial hair

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#7582634)





Date: February 11th, 2007 4:20 AM
Author: Cobalt startling mad cow disease

don't think 'saw' is a word

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#7582640)





Date: February 11th, 2007 4:20 AM
Author: Cobalt startling mad cow disease

black guys white girls

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#7582641)





Date: March 5th, 2007 11:19 PM
Author: Cobalt startling mad cow disease

support our troops and fetuses

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#7714416)





Date: March 5th, 2007 11:28 PM
Author: hideous rigor

foreskin.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#7714445)





Date: March 5th, 2007 11:45 PM
Author: Cobalt startling mad cow disease

titcp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#7714524)





Date: April 6th, 2007 2:44 PM
Author: Cobalt startling mad cow disease

http://good-times.webshots.com/photo/2424346970054106074WFQwfl

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#7885160)





Date: April 6th, 2007 2:47 PM
Author: Abusive trust fund

http://good-times.webshots.com/photo/2807105050054106074GevcCU

Um.

http://good-times.webshots.com/photo/2378757960054106074ZQxKPt

Is that dude getting married in a short sleeve flannel shirt?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#7885172)





Date: April 6th, 2007 2:49 PM
Author: Cobalt startling mad cow disease

at his wedding, yes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#7885195)





Date: April 6th, 2007 3:26 PM
Author: vigorous casino

His cousin is pretty hot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#7885397)





Date: April 6th, 2007 2:47 PM
Author: Trip Organic Girlfriend

buy hummer H3s

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#7885176)





Date: April 6th, 2007 3:35 PM
Author: Cobalt startling mad cow disease

i vote pro-life bumper stickers

bumper stickers

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#7885419)





Date: April 6th, 2007 3:44 PM
Author: well-lubricated impressive trailer park jewess



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#7885465)





Date: April 6th, 2007 6:05 PM
Author: zippy locale sneaky criminal

own cheap auto accessories like colored mats or dashboard decorations.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#7886332)





Date: April 6th, 2007 9:36 PM
Author: Adulterous house

bluetooth earpieces.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#7887384)





Date: April 6th, 2007 9:40 PM
Author: Internet-worthy State

drink miller lite, smoke cigarettes and weed, and then put their ashes in the empty beer can.

play "spades"

think reading Jane Austen or Virginia Woolf is cool if you're a white male

work at Friday's, Applebee's, Red Lobster, etc.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#7887404)





Date: April 21st, 2007 5:40 PM
Author: hideous rigor

Have weddings on days other than Saturday

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#7976727)





Date: April 21st, 2007 6:05 PM
Author: Cobalt startling mad cow disease

make threads about ny being too expensive

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#7976852)





Date: April 21st, 2007 6:08 PM
Author: hideous rigor

Or call things "expensive" period.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#7976867)





Date: April 21st, 2007 6:20 PM
Author: Boyish Kitchen Patrolman

no, a place like stockholm or copenhagen is truly expensive.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#7976925)





Date: April 21st, 2007 6:23 PM
Author: Cobalt startling mad cow disease

you're almost as cultured as grace kelly. care to tell me about the difference between sushi and sashimi?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#7976941)





Date: April 21st, 2007 6:25 PM
Author: Boyish Kitchen Patrolman

people in indiana wouldn't know the difference so it'd only confuse you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#7976950)





Date: April 21st, 2007 6:28 PM
Author: Cobalt startling mad cow disease

oh i forgot, your passee chunky glasses and circa 1986 lesbian vests make you so worldly.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#7976972)





Date: April 21st, 2007 6:32 PM
Author: Boyish Kitchen Patrolman

they don't, but at least i've been out of my state

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#7976999)





Date: April 21st, 2007 6:36 PM
Author: Cobalt startling mad cow disease

oooh, look at me, i've visited every h&m in every western european capital there is.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#7977018)





Date: April 21st, 2007 6:40 PM
Author: Boyish Kitchen Patrolman
Subject: and central and eastern

sorry kid, h&m is passe

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#7977038)





Date: April 21st, 2007 6:42 PM
Author: Cobalt startling mad cow disease

really? because it looks like you buy all of your clothes there.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#7977050)





Date: April 21st, 2007 6:57 PM
Author: Boyish Kitchen Patrolman

wrong chain

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#7977144)





Date: April 21st, 2007 6:17 PM
Author: Gold diverse parlour hominid

*wipes tears of laughter away*

*emails thread link to everyone i know*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#7976907)





Date: April 21st, 2007 6:35 PM
Author: Sadistic galvanic orchestra pit feces

Too lazy to read the other posts, but...

Do: Beat each other up, get payday loans, buy shitty beer.

Have: Scabies, horse-track stubs, and babies.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#7977010)





Date: April 21st, 2007 6:43 PM
Author: Gold diverse parlour hominid

DS, you need to read this thread its too funneh!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#7977052)





Date: April 21st, 2007 6:50 PM
Author: Cobalt startling mad cow disease

i've always wondered why they're so violent and have babies. probably because they're irrational due to their smaller brains.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#7977099)





Date: April 21st, 2007 6:45 PM
Author: fear-inspiring mexican

one or more xoxo monikers.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#7977065)





Date: April 21st, 2007 6:49 PM
Author: Gold diverse parlour hominid

Walmart

McDonalds

unkempt children, usually 4+ of them, all under the age of 6, with a bun in the oven

wears the faded black spandex pants that stop mid calf + white ankle socks + cheap running shoes (ironic, cuz they never run anywhere) uniform

cheeto mouth

smokes half a cigaret, then puts out/saves it for later

crooked adult teeth



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#7977094)





Date: April 21st, 2007 6:54 PM
Author: Cobalt startling mad cow disease

lol the cigarette thing always happens whenever i interrupt a gas station attendant's work break

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#7977121)





Date: April 21st, 2007 6:56 PM
Author: Vivacious Mother Garrison

1. Thinks Rolex is the pinnicle of watches

2. Drives a Lexus

3. Can't wait to get their "huge" biglaw salary

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#7977141)





Date: April 21st, 2007 6:59 PM
Author: Cobalt startling mad cow disease

only brands known are rolex, armani, harvard.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#7977169)





Date: April 21st, 2007 7:02 PM
Author: Cobalt startling mad cow disease

my brother had cancer and the radiation made him retarded. now he can't keep a job because he always gets in fights with people because he has something to prove. he also wears jorts.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#7977189)





Date: April 21st, 2007 8:39 PM
Author: hideous rigor

*Clothing Edition*

Jorts, exclusively cargo pants, fabric belts, shirts by Akademiks, RocaWear, Sean John or just general no-brand stuff with pictures of money, currency signs, guns or cars on the front. Bandannas. Mesh hats sans irony. Multiple sets of hunting fatigues. Acid-wash jeans.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#7977762)





Date: April 21st, 2007 8:48 PM
Author: filthy french chef

They order steak well-done.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#7977822)





Date: April 21st, 2007 8:49 PM
Author: Lavender point doctorate

premade mixed salad

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#7977829)





Date: April 21st, 2007 8:52 PM
Author: hideous rigor

With dressing in packets.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#7977844)





Date: April 21st, 2007 8:53 PM
Author: Lavender point doctorate

especilly ranch

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#7977851)





Date: April 21st, 2007 8:54 PM
Author: hideous rigor

misspell "especially."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#7977857)





Date: April 21st, 2007 8:59 PM
Author: Lavender point doctorate

pretend typos are spelling errors

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#7977895)





Date: April 21st, 2007 9:00 PM
Author: hideous rigor

touche :)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#7977902)





Date: April 21st, 2007 9:04 PM
Author: Lavender point doctorate

:)

Do you ever say "touché" irl?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#7977921)





Date: April 21st, 2007 9:05 PM
Author: hideous rigor

Yes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#7977929)





Date: April 21st, 2007 9:12 PM
Author: Internet-worthy State

tool

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#7977968)





Date: April 21st, 2007 9:13 PM
Author: Lavender point doctorate

dude.

*shakes head*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#7977973)





Date: April 21st, 2007 9:15 PM
Author: Internet-worthy State

wanna date?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#7977987)





Date: April 21st, 2007 9:19 PM
Author: Lavender point doctorate

are you a rasquach h8er?

I can't keep track of them anymore. :(

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#7978007)





Date: April 21st, 2007 9:23 PM
Author: Internet-worthy State

nah. i liked the premade mixed salad w/ranch tho. never would have thought of that one

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#7978035)





Date: April 21st, 2007 9:35 PM
Author: Lavender point doctorate

sorry :(

if it make you feel better, I like ranch sometimes, with chicken strips

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#7978120)





Date: April 21st, 2007 8:57 PM
Author: sepia hall

Quarterstaves

Leather Armor

Clubs

Long Swords

Stacks of Arrows

Stacks of Crossbolts

Scrolls of Magic Missile

Scrolls of Identify

Minor Healing Potions

Notes Found on a Dead Body - Return to Nearest Innkeeper to Claim Small Reward

Small Gems

Wolf Pelts

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#7977883)





Date: April 21st, 2007 9:00 PM
Author: hideous rigor

180^hizzla

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#7977904)





Date: April 21st, 2007 9:13 PM
Author: Motley Party Of The First Part

Dress up for the Olive Garden

Color coordinate their shoes/shirt/hat

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#7977977)





Date: April 21st, 2007 9:15 PM
Author: hideous rigor

Go to food franchises in general.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#7977983)





Date: April 21st, 2007 9:16 PM
Author: Motley Party Of The First Part

Nothing wrong with going. I'd go to Olive Garden/etc if its close and I just want a cheap meal that I'm too lazy to make. Thinking its an event = poor.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#7977992)





Date: April 21st, 2007 9:41 PM
Author: comical grizzly macaca property

bad teeth/claim they are afraid of the dentist.

bad feet

wear flannel even when it is hot out.

wear a robe around the house.

save ketchup packets, salt & pepper, and plastic utensils from fast food places.

Use a clothes hanger as a as a tv antenna

Hangs clothes on the clothes line.

drinks tang, generic sodas (grape, strawberry, apple).

Watches televion stations in a language they don't know.

Thinks 10$/hr is alot to get paid



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#7978172)





Date: September 28th, 2007 8:57 PM
Author: Bull headed main people

TVs in cars

http://cache.gizmodo.com/assets/resources/2007/09/gpstv.jpg

Car balls

http://www.boudist.com/images/car-balls.jpg



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#8702465)





Date: September 28th, 2007 9:02 PM
Author: yapping

Zune

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#8702480)





Date: December 9th, 2007 3:21 PM
Author: Cobalt startling mad cow disease



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#9001764)





Date: December 9th, 2007 3:41 PM
Author: concupiscible faggot firefighter skinny woman

awesome thread.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#9001858)





Date: December 9th, 2007 3:29 PM
Author: transparent mental disorder



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#9001801)





Date: December 9th, 2007 3:41 PM
Author: Racy gaping

Say "ignorant" when they mean "rude".

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#9001854)





Date: January 7th, 2008 5:24 AM
Author: Painfully Honest Self-absorbed Electric Furnace

1. have non-tax deductible cell phone bills

2. say things like "i only have 50 minutes left on my cell phone plan"

3. live within 2 blocks of a liquor store, with a check-cashing service

4. roll up their own cigarettes.

5. ask their friends "can i hit that" on the above mentioned cigarettes.

6. ask "how much gas you got in your car?"

7. drink beer in the park

8. drink beer in coin-operated laundry mats

9. updates their myspace more than once a month



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#9125098)





Date: January 12th, 2008 5:21 PM
Author: Cobalt startling mad cow disease

9. has a myspace

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#9152404)





Date: January 7th, 2008 9:47 AM
Author: Stimulating talking

use poors as a noun

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#9125298)





Date: January 12th, 2008 5:22 PM
Author: transparent mental disorder

1. Degree from Indiana

2. False hopes it will get them a job paying over 40k/year

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#9152408)





Date: January 27th, 2008 10:36 AM
Author: concupiscible faggot firefighter skinny woman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#9228844)





Date: January 27th, 2008 10:40 AM
Author: vermilion greedy yarmulke

Always ask this question about new restaurants:

"Did you get enough?"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#9228853)





Date: January 27th, 2008 1:10 PM
Author: Swashbuckling abnormal tattoo

Things they do:

Watch their little girl die in the car on the way to the doctor from a simple strep infection because they can't afford insurance and can't afford to pay the doctor so they put off going hoping the illnes will clear up on its own.

This thread is disgusting.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#9229344)





Date: January 27th, 2008 1:12 PM
Author: exhilarant sinister

lolz

dead poors are funny

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#9229354)





Date: March 15th, 2008 5:14 PM
Author: Cobalt startling mad cow disease

don't major in finance, econ, or a hard science

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#9481949)





Date: March 15th, 2008 5:15 PM
Author: rose hairraiser rigpig

Live in ManhaTTTan

ROFL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#9481952)