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support the troops bumper stickers cell phone belt clips i...
Pale Stage
  07/05/06
stfu n00b!
frozen boiling water center
  07/05/06
Friends IRL
mind-boggling hospital shitlib
  07/05/06
Secondhand Carhartt clothing. Trashbag over the missing win...
Autistic pearly marketing idea
  07/05/06
Spiderweb tats on the elbow
Mint Haunting Pit
  07/05/06
Good call.
Autistic pearly marketing idea
  07/05/06
The barbed-wire tats 'round the upper arm have become too po...
Mint Haunting Pit
  07/05/06
180 for the no fear t-shirts. great reference.
Amber partner
  07/05/06
In high school we would head to pizza hut for lunch and they...
Aphrodisiac orchid parlor
  08/01/06
"Big Johnson" t-shirts HAHAHA. 180 for the referen...
razzmatazz slimy space selfie
  01/30/07
Confederate flag Jesus fish Fox News coffee mug Rus...
aquamarine old irish cottage
  07/05/06
You confuse rednecks for poors. A lot of those NASCAR fan...
Iridescent adventurous lodge mediation
  07/05/06
Yes, but then they have to live in Boone, NC.
Honey-headed Concupiscible Senate Tattoo
  07/07/06
No. Southern states have some of the lowest per capita inco...
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  07/14/06
WEAR JC PENNY SUITS PER LAW IS 4 LOSERS
sepia gas station
  04/06/07
The vast majority of you are poors
Unhinged crystalline friendly grandma
  04/21/07
...
sooty native
  12/09/07
diskmen instead of ipods
Pale Stage
  07/05/06
IPods are disgusting, ugly, poorish, and associated with pre...
vivacious theater stage potus
  07/05/06
i'd rather be pretentious than a poor
Pale Stage
  07/05/06
kinda ironic since most of them will spend their meager payc...
curious plaza
  07/07/06
Gallon jugs of off-brand pink "juice."
Mint Haunting Pit
  07/05/06
it's called "drink". clearly you have never been ...
mind-boggling hospital shitlib
  07/05/06
I used to drink plastic gas station soda cups full of it wit...
Mint Haunting Pit
  07/05/06
awesome. outstanding feature of teh poors.
Doobsian indian lodge
  07/06/06
165. solid xoxo post. keep it up
cerise disturbing chapel
  01/30/07
LOL I adore the Dave Chappelle bit on this...
supple kitty cat dysfunction
  07/06/06
juice? Fuck that, gimme some purple drink.
Autistic pearly marketing idea
  07/05/06
TITMFCR
mind-boggling hospital shitlib
  07/05/06
YASMFRATS
Autistic pearly marketing idea
  07/05/06
Obviously, your experience is limited to chapelle. In rea...
Lilac Appetizing Stead Wrinkle
  07/05/06
My experience centers mostly around poor white people, which...
Autistic pearly marketing idea
  07/05/06
Relax man...i'm just messing around. Maybe you're right..im ...
Lilac Appetizing Stead Wrinkle
  07/05/06
drink grape soda salt their watermelons say "bling bl...
pink gay wizard stage
  07/05/06
More expensive sneakers than you.
mind-boggling hospital shitlib
  07/05/06
This is amazingly accurate
provocative dead puppy
  07/05/06
A+
Flesh comical business firm rigor
  07/07/06
http://www.theonion.com/content/node/33490
mind-boggling hospital shitlib
  08/14/06
be black have southern accent eat oppossum
pink gay wizard stage
  07/05/06
a fucking possum.
Autistic pearly marketing idea
  07/05/06
southern accent is not by any means something that only poor...
Federal Pearl Ticket Booth
  08/27/06
shirts w/ dragons on them baggy jean shorts penchant for s...
Pale Stage
  07/05/06
Not only "I seen," but also "I says" (in...
aquamarine old irish cottage
  07/05/06
"We was."
gay abode
  07/06/06
you is.
curious plaza
  07/07/06
jnco jeans - LOLOLOL
Snowy national pistol
  07/09/06
"Terrorist Hunting License" sticker on the back of...
Autistic pearly marketing idea
  07/05/06
Miracle Whip is teh good
Flickering narrow-minded multi-billionaire library
  07/06/06
I seen 'em eat that shit with a spoon!
lime vengeful temple roast beef
  07/08/06
Buy lottery tickets
Fear-inspiring market
  07/05/06
Bald head with copious facial hair. Wearing a John Deere ...
Autistic pearly marketing idea
  07/05/06
first statement, on-point; second, not so much.
floppy translucent locus
  07/05/06
Chew tobacco Eat pork rinds Go without health insuranc...
Fear-inspiring market
  07/05/06
beef jerky hair scrunchies
Pale Stage
  07/05/06
beef jerky is prestigious, you dolt.
High-end gaping lay
  08/27/06
Discredited.
Opaque giraffe
  04/06/07
long short-sleeve T-shirts with wolves on them.
Bespoke Piazza
  07/05/06
Also shirts with maudlin patriotic regalia, like eagles and ...
Mint Haunting Pit
  07/05/06
good call. old navy flag t-shirt.
Bespoke Piazza
  07/05/06
Shirts with Disney characters
Bonkers site
  01/30/07
SPINNING RIMS.
Heady knife den
  07/05/06
They drive cars with broken trunks, and the trunks are kept ...
Mint Haunting Pit
  07/05/06
Post on XO pretending to be rich and "prestigious"...
vivacious theater stage potus
  07/05/06
Own a car that costs more than the house.
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  07/05/06
only the rims cost more
Vibrant theater
  07/05/06
Conduct yard sale or gargage sale
Fear-inspiring market
  07/05/06
In which they sell shit like broken refrigerators and tatter...
Mint Haunting Pit
  07/05/06
and used tampons
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Some of the shit they put on display is shameful, broken toa...
Fear-inspiring market
  07/05/06
I've seen dog-eared romance novels from the early 70's.
Mint Haunting Pit
  07/05/06
old navy talks about her "personal trainer" from ...
Pale Stage
  07/05/06
your posts in this thread have been spot-on.
Beady-eyed grizzly jew range
  07/05/06
I agree with this.
Hairraiser aggressive new version whorehouse
  07/05/06
because he is poor
curious plaza
  07/07/06
i live in indiana
Pale Stage
  07/09/06
Not just tweety bird shirts--> XXXL tweety bird shirts wi...
Amethyst garrison
  01/30/07
...
Hot locale
  07/05/06
Definitely
aquamarine old irish cottage
  07/05/06
I fucking hate those stickers
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  07/05/06
She looks washed out
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  07/05/06
This is not a very nice way to speak about those less fortun...
Cocky Multi-colored Electric Furnace Shrine
  07/05/06
it's not because they're less fortunate. it's they way they...
Pale Stage
  07/09/06
Have student loans Think BIGLAW is a great salary Have...
mind-boggling hospital shitlib
  07/05/06
i'm a total poor in this case.
Ruby meetinghouse
  04/06/07
named wayde icp apparel prepaid cell phones
Pale Stage
  07/05/06
lol, do they still have prepaid cellphones? what a rip off
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  07/05/06
Some prepaid cell phones are a good deal if you rarely use y...
Fear-inspiring market
  07/05/06
I agree. I rarely use mine, and many poors have far more ex...
wine razzle-dazzle sanctuary double fault
  07/11/06
"Buy American" stickers Foil on TV antenna D...
aquamarine old irish cottage
  07/05/06
Uh, Waffle House is supremely awesome. HTH
180 heaven
  08/27/06
titcream
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  01/27/08
Patches of tarpaper or black plastic on top of the leaks in ...
Mint Haunting Pit
  07/05/06
watch cmt, fox, and spike (if they even have cable) window ...
Pale Stage
  07/05/06
They can't locate NY state on a map and definitely can't ide...
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  07/05/06
shop at jc penny and sears go to olive garden for special o...
Pale Stage
  07/05/06
I border on a stunningly hickish/poor area of NY. Those kid...
Autistic pearly marketing idea
  07/05/06
Where in NY?
Sinister vermilion school police squad
  07/10/06
western NY has some filthy human garbage.
Federal Pearl Ticket Booth
  08/27/06
Be fat. Women: wear sweatshirts with Winnie the Pooh appl...
tantric titillating church building becky
  07/05/06
It's true that the disgusting obese people tend to be low in...
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Obese poors are often too poor to wear anything other than s...
Mint Haunting Pit
  07/05/06
Correct.
Autistic pearly marketing idea
  07/05/06
...
tantric titillating church building becky
  07/05/06
Keep large stack of reading material next to toilet
Fear-inspiring market
  07/05/06
I shamelessly read the Farmer's Almanac on the shitter.
Mint Haunting Pit
  07/05/06
I've always found reading on the toilet to be profoundly off...
Fear-inspiring market
  07/05/06
WHHHHHHHHAT?
Autistic pearly marketing idea
  07/05/06
Mark of a prole
Fear-inspiring market
  07/05/06
It's because they have a very unhealthy diet and are obese, ...
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  07/05/06
Put BYOB on wedding invitation
Fear-inspiring market
  07/05/06
and below that, "No shirt, no cake"
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  07/05/06
On that note: Put a gift registry card in a wedding invitati...
tantric titillating church building becky
  07/05/06
The gift registry is wal-mart and target (for splurges)
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  07/05/06
walk around without a shirt, a la cops guys are either obes...
Pale Stage
  07/05/06
i drive without a shirt sometimes, but at least i realize it...
Federal Pearl Ticket Booth
  08/27/06
At least one or two "vintage" cars from the 70's o...
Mint Haunting Pit
  07/05/06
LMAO, I've always wondered what junker cars just sitting the...
Dark reading party
  07/05/06
If you actually go up to a poor and ask him why the fuck he ...
Mint Haunting Pit
  07/05/06
a number of these apply to me :(
jade jet-lagged nibblets main people
  07/05/06
I still pluck crawdads out of the river and throw them in a ...
Mint Haunting Pit
  07/05/06
What's the temperature of that water?
Dark reading party
  07/05/06
Usually cool or lukewarm. Depends on the season. But crawd...
Mint Haunting Pit
  07/05/06
Sounds like you got quite the prime real estate.
Dark reading party
  07/05/06
I sure did. I purchased the plot from a dying old man who w...
Mint Haunting Pit
  07/05/06
Recommend the perfect dipping sauce. Butter gets kind of old...
Trip insane idiot
  07/05/06
Just add hot sauce and light creme to the melted butter.
Mint Haunting Pit
  07/05/06
see, you're a little more country than me, petro. i'm a l...
jade jet-lagged nibblets main people
  07/05/06
Crawdads are fish bait, although they are fun to catch.
Fear-inspiring market
  07/05/06
Crawdads rightly have a special place in French cooking. Th...
Mint Haunting Pit
  07/05/06
Bibles. So they can claim their poverty/ignorance is "...
tantric titillating church building becky
  07/05/06
this didn't work
Yellow Wonderful Bawdyhouse
  04/07/07
he's right about the bibles though
Smoky cruise ship philosopher-king
  04/21/07
Bath towels with hotel/motel logos on them
Fear-inspiring market
  07/05/06
Don't forget the music. White poors will have an old worn-o...
Mint Haunting Pit
  07/05/06
kids
Trip insane idiot
  07/05/06
umm, that would be a negative ghostrider.
Ruby meetinghouse
  04/06/07
Pet dog has never been to the vet or eaten store bought dog ...
Fear-inspiring market
  07/05/06
pet dog period
Dark reading party
  07/05/06
or been neutered or spayed. And male poors say "I ca...
tantric titillating church building becky
  07/05/06
So that's why you always see free puppy signs in bad parts o...
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  07/05/06
Exactly.
tantric titillating church building becky
  07/05/06
"let it be" beetles t-shirts
Pale Stage
  07/05/06
...
Hot locale
  07/05/06
Or a class ring from James Madison University
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...
Hot locale
  07/05/06
see below
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It's pathetic how sheltered I am. I don't even get most of t...
Dark reading party
  07/05/06
I should take you on a narrated white trash trailer tour.
Mint Haunting Pit
  07/05/06
If it's anything like that Iraq and sub sahara africa tour, ...
Dark reading party
  07/05/06
that would be so awesome... a really obvious open-air safari...
Smoky cruise ship philosopher-king
  04/21/07
"...and on your left, you will see the reticulated hill...
Massive alcoholic hominid
  04/21/07
This might be the funniest thing I've seen on this board yet...
underhanded histrionic principal's office
  04/21/07
shut the fuck up, you live in texas you fucking trailer park...
cerebral medicated place of business
  07/06/06
thank you.
Contagious black woman public bath
  07/06/06
although you raise a good point, i still must agree that it ...
arousing really tough guy
  07/07/06
That took you a minute to realize.
Snowy national pistol
  07/09/06
Inability to tie a necktie
Fear-inspiring market
  07/05/06
Wears a polyester clip on instead.
tantric titillating church building becky
  07/05/06
most college kids can't tie a necktie
curious plaza
  07/07/06
doubt it
Pale Stage
  07/07/06
WTF? My Dad taught me how to do that when I was like 10. Did...
light brunch
  07/07/06
That's because of travesties such as student loans, state un...
wine razzle-dazzle sanctuary double fault
  07/11/06
i cant tie a necktie and def not teh poor. i get my woman to...
Ruddy incel
  07/07/06
Old tattered couch is considered "lawn furniture"
Fear-inspiring market
  07/05/06
The trampoline is a busted old mattress out front that the k...
Mint Haunting Pit
  07/05/06
home equity loans (lack of) flood insurance
Dark reading party
  07/05/06
Attend a state school
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  07/05/06
Burn your own garbage
Fear-inspiring market
  07/05/06
Awesome. We used to do this.
Hairraiser aggressive new version whorehouse
  07/05/06
League bowling
Fear-inspiring market
  07/05/06
bowling
Pale Stage
  07/05/06
Name their kids after a major deity
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  07/05/06
have kids at 17 years old due to the magic of Jesus think...
bistre laughsome parlour sex offender
  07/05/06
*think living in Florida is "making it"* I'm a ...
Ruby meetinghouse
  04/06/07
Eat government cheese
Fear-inspiring market
  07/05/06
Government cheese!
Iridescent adventurous lodge mediation
  07/05/06
Empty, cracked old cases of Skoal scattered around the dirt.
Mint Haunting Pit
  07/05/06
I saw that at TAMU.
Dark reading party
  07/05/06
net zero and similar isp's
Pale Stage
  07/05/06
Think we are at war with France
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  07/05/06
titcr
Dashing Hyperventilating Kitchen
  07/07/06
Inexplicably have a southern accent, even when they have liv...
Scarlet Hall Karate
  07/05/06
omg yes
Pale Stage
  07/05/06
nice. Reminds me of ppl I've met from Ohio.
razzmatazz slimy space selfie
  04/21/07
I know people from Syracuse, New York who do this.
Massive alcoholic hominid
  04/21/07
tend to be angered easily wic paid disability formula fe...
Pale Stage
  07/05/06
Wait'll your wife's saggy tits drag the floor. You might wis...
tantric titillating church building becky
  07/05/06
formula feeding your kids is fucking bad for them and anyone...
Stirring Dun Cumskin Nursing Home
  07/06/06
i saw white trash on the subway giving her child what appear...
Beady-eyed grizzly jew range
  07/05/06
Kool aid in a bottle? WTF?
tantric titillating church building becky
  07/05/06
it was bright red. it damn sure wasn't juice.
Beady-eyed grizzly jew range
  07/05/06
Pedialyte. Buy some for your sickly bastard spawn.
Fear-inspiring market
  07/05/06
a) poor white trash don't know what pedialyte is. b) ...
Beady-eyed grizzly jew range
  07/07/06
Pedialyte is a rip off. Get Gatorade. http://www.endonur...
gay abode
  07/08/06
"The study was supported by a grant from The Gatorade S...
poppy telephone
  07/09/06
Say things like: "I'll tell you what" "...
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  07/05/06
The biggest vacation in the history of the enitre family was...
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  07/05/06
Get laid off Love to hunt (to be fair, I do too) Blame...
Scarlet Hall Karate
  07/05/06
...
tantric titillating church building becky
  07/05/06
Ha, yes. I know this strictly from reality TV. On this one V...
Dark reading party
  07/05/06
Silver Dollar City vacations. EDIT: This keeps posting to...
tantric titillating church building becky
  07/05/06
I LOLed
Shimmering field fanboi
  07/07/06
There's rich hunting (Teddy R., Dick Cheney, etc.) and there...
wine razzle-dazzle sanctuary double fault
  07/11/06
hooray on the third one.
Ruby meetinghouse
  04/06/07
the teenage girl poor has wavy hair that's bleached blonde a...
Pale Stage
  07/05/06
Sports jerseys that cost double their car payment
provocative dead puppy
  07/05/06
No savings and no rational plan to start saving
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  07/05/06
tries to cash checks at establishments that aren't banks us...
Pale Stage
  07/05/06
"Payday Loans" Get your next paycheck NOW!!!
provocative dead puppy
  07/05/06
Well, to be fair, it's hard to save money when you're poor.
tantric titillating church building becky
  07/05/06
Shut the fuck up, poor.
Dark reading party
  07/05/06
And yet they can afford cable and a bigger TV than my family...
wine razzle-dazzle sanctuary double fault
  07/11/06
shiny hair gel
Pale Stage
  07/05/06
Poors seem like the type of people who would fall for: TE...
Dark reading party
  07/05/06
husband met wife while both were serving weekends in "t...
floppy translucent locus
  07/05/06
lol at "the guard"
Pale Stage
  07/05/06
wears those god awful brown boots that peole like sketchers ...
Pale Stage
  07/05/06
Iron bars on house doors/windows. Iron bars are rusted/corr...
provocative dead puppy
  07/05/06
no trespassing signs... as if.
Pale Stage
  07/05/06
Amazingly, the only people I have ever known to have those b...
wine razzle-dazzle sanctuary double fault
  07/11/06
uses computers at public library owns a chevy astro van
Pale Stage
  07/05/06
thinks the soldier in iraq are protecting our freedom think...
Pale Stage
  07/05/06
Thinks liberals just want to take our money and give it to b...
provocative dead puppy
  07/05/06
tats: azn symbols something like a flower on the back of a...
Pale Stage
  07/05/06
watches america's funniest videos watches pro wrestling and...
Pale Stage
  07/05/06
watches mad tv and blue collar comdey
Pale Stage
  07/05/06
- Sheets instead of doors inside the house - 5 HBO channe...
Sticky Generalized Bond
  07/06/06
How the hell would a trampoline warp from sun exposure?
gay abode
  07/06/06
http://www.funspot.com/trampoline_repair.php "Trampo...
Sticky Generalized Bond
  07/07/06
What does that have to do with warping?
gay abode
  07/07/06
Because I used to jump on it, and there were patches that wo...
Sticky Generalized Bond
  07/07/06
These are mostly good. Surprised it took so long for someon...
thriller self-centered crackhouse
  07/06/06
hybrids
pea-brained gold voyeur
  07/06/06
Smoke cigarettes.
light brunch
  07/06/06
Whatyoudreamof!
Exciting cowardly stock car
  07/06/06
wear us polo assn shop at outlet malls
Pale Stage
  07/07/06
A good start, but all y'all missed: 1. 3L sodas 2. M...
Charismatic sadistic masturbator
  07/07/06
Great. I never met anyone who poured water on cereal, thoug...
thriller self-centered crackhouse
  07/07/06
I've only heard of that...i think it might be more ghetto th...
Charismatic sadistic masturbator
  07/07/06
This is largely credited; however, it must be noted that $1 ...
Doobsian indian lodge
  07/07/06
Very good call on 3L sodas. I forgot they existed-- I must b...
Hairraiser aggressive new version whorehouse
  07/07/06
All of these are credited except #7
passionate azure school cafeteria azn
  07/07/06
what's a 3l soda?
Pale Stage
  07/09/06
3 liter?
Snowy national pistol
  07/09/06
i've never seen such a thing
Pale Stage
  07/09/06
Are you serious? They just look like extra huge soda bottles...
Snowy national pistol
  07/09/06
Mostly good, but the only place I heard of a mud room was fr...
wine razzle-dazzle sanctuary double fault
  07/11/06
6 - My parents once bought a whole cow (with one other famil...
Charcoal messiness
  01/30/07
did they watch?
crimson rehab ratface
  04/21/07
16 is the epitome of poor... buying something normally assoc...
mildly autistic purple base
  04/06/07
Believe University of Phoenix is a real uni. Try to use the...
Fragrant chest-beating macaca
  07/07/06
Wow. You sound completely out of touch.
light brunch
  07/07/06
Did somebody mention big screen TVs that constitute half of ...
fighting apoplectic property nowag
  07/07/06
So much of this stuff applies to my family, it's unbelievabl...
Dashing Hyperventilating Kitchen
  07/07/06
Grandma and Grandpa Skeletor would also fit nicely in this t...
light brunch
  07/07/06
it applies to allll of my family, both sides my immediate...
Dashing Hyperventilating Kitchen
  07/07/06
Is that b/c you're black?
fighting apoplectic property nowag
  07/07/06
if i was black, i probably wouldn't be posting on this board...
Dashing Hyperventilating Kitchen
  07/07/06
with your booklearnin... Could you have made your Dad a l...
light brunch
  07/07/06
my dad was not part of my childhood
Dashing Hyperventilating Kitchen
  07/07/06
*whistles nervously, adjusts collar*
light brunch
  07/07/06
daddy? DAAAADDDDY! ...where my chile support???
Dashing Hyperventilating Kitchen
  07/07/06
LOLZ. I picture him staring darkly at the screen with a ster...
fighting apoplectic property nowag
  07/07/06
REMISSPARENTINGPWN3D
fighting apoplectic property nowag
  07/07/06
LOL
Violent state
  03/06/07
Me too.
Sinister vermilion school police squad
  07/09/06
Family that has been killed in a war bellies that hang over...
Flesh comical business firm rigor
  07/07/06
Family now serving in I-RAQ is a huge one, currently.
fighting apoplectic property nowag
  07/07/06
I assume you are excluding family that was killed in WWII.
Doobsian indian lodge
  07/07/06
Yeah, WWII vets are common in classy fams.
fighting apoplectic property nowag
  07/07/06
Talk with the cigarette still in their mouth Distrust the...
Scarlet Hall Karate
  07/07/06
"Fat chicks." It never ceases to amaze me how a...
fighting apoplectic property nowag
  07/07/06
"distrust the govt for the wrong reasons" very ...
Dashing Hyperventilating Kitchen
  07/07/06
Morals.
Flesh comical business firm rigor
  07/07/06
*chortle* You're thinking of middle class midwesterners, ...
fighting apoplectic property nowag
  07/07/06
I think this is right. Poor people have morals, rich people ...
Self-absorbed jap coldplay fan
  07/07/06
and what social rules are those?
Ruby meetinghouse
  04/06/07
titcr
Beady-eyed grizzly jew range
  07/07/06
'vote republican' bumper stickers
Dashing Hyperventilating Kitchen
  07/07/06
So does poor = everyone in America who is not both rich and ...
Self-absorbed jap coldplay fan
  07/07/06
A lower credit limit than me but a higher balance. "Yi...
Swashbuckling stag film
  07/07/06
Lots of unprotected sex.
zippy international law enforcement agency
  07/08/06
Read National Enquirer and other tabloids
Fear-inspiring market
  07/08/06
Why do you suppose that is?
gay abode
  07/09/06
Stupidity plus bad taste.
Fear-inspiring market
  07/09/06
Kankles
Shimmering field fanboi
  07/09/06
kankles r so waspy.
Beady-eyed grizzly jew range
  07/09/06
I've seen them overflow out of tennis shoes. Bothing about ...
Shimmering field fanboi
  07/09/06
whenever i think 'cankles,' i think middle-aged white woman ...
Beady-eyed grizzly jew range
  07/09/06
But huge amounts of Powerball tix every drawing as a team wi...
Angry Razzle Pocket Flask
  07/09/06
shit in bags piss off the porch piss in bottles if it's la...
puce marvelous cuck forum
  07/09/06
An enormous brood of dirty, snot-filled children
Claret organic girlfriend set
  07/09/06
titcr
Pale Stage
  07/09/06
Looks like 'when cousins marry (and have kids)' Breathes ...
Snowy national pistol
  07/09/06
1. nascar moms instead of soccer mom's 2. 80's hair 3. thi...
Pale Stage
  07/09/06
wonderful
Glittery lake step-uncle's house trust fund
  07/11/06
kinves purchased off of qvc or hsn
Pale Stage
  07/09/06
have night jobs as "minute men"
Pale Stage
  07/09/06
Bush/Cheney bumper stickers Support/Pray for Our Troops m...
galvanic crotch prole
  07/09/06
would ride in a white limo or a hummer limo
Pale Stage
  07/09/06
Throw a party when daughter finally gets her GED.
aquamarine old irish cottage
  07/09/06
a missing limb
Pale Stage
  07/09/06
drink lots of soda, watch soap operas, smoke non-name brand ...
maniacal codepig area
  07/09/06
smoke or have tattoos period
Pale Stage
  07/09/06
cell phone cases
Pale Stage
  07/09/06
jobs as strip mall security guards
Flickering narrow-minded multi-billionaire library
  07/11/06
use Vaseline as lube.
Hairless hell
  07/11/06
"work trucks"
Pale Stage
  07/11/06
CAR EDITION! a bumblebee yellow, rusted 1993 Dodge Intrepid...
Autistic pearly marketing idea
  07/11/06
sell plasma
Pale Stage
  07/11/06
eat at buffets diabetes
Pale Stage
  07/13/06
"Worst Type of American Whites" threads
Olive Big Cuckold
  07/13/06
Take fiber supplements
Sticky Generalized Bond
  07/13/06
listen to 3 doors down
Pale Stage
  07/14/06
Wear hats with flames on them.
bateful onyx home
  07/14/06
i saw generic velveta the other day. it was called "pa...
Pale Stage
  08/01/06
"Big Dogs" sportswear Wraparound shades Dial...
Excitant spot
  08/01/06
i literally lol'ed at the motivational posters
Pale Stage
  08/01/06
Ahh, Successories.
Autistic pearly marketing idea
  08/01/06
roll their own cigs
Pale Stage
  08/09/06
frozen french toast/pancakes/waffles
Pale Stage
  08/09/06
Low tuition.
hyperactive orchestra pit
  08/10/06
Spend thousands to have baby's name tattooed on chest, but d...
Soul-stirring startled office mother
  08/14/06
ask what makes a poor
boyish casino mad-dog skullcap
  08/27/06
Cannot name their state's capital and the current Vice Presi...
180 heaven
  08/27/06
Have a "college degree" in Air Conditioning repair...
electric address alpha
  08/27/06
the red lobster sounds part sounds like more of a black thin...
Pale Stage
  08/27/06
most of costco's clientele are middle to upper middle class ...
odious ladyboy
  08/27/06
american cars
Pale Stage
  08/27/06
oversized, dingy parkas
Pale Stage
  09/20/06
watch daytime television
Pale Stage
  11/19/06
live in trailers and collect disability benefits, even if ab...
Ocher Faggotry
  11/19/06
Let Maury Povich determine paternity
Angry Razzle Pocket Flask
  11/19/06
lol
Pale Stage
  11/19/06
spend more on their rims than on their homes.
Ocher Faggotry
  11/19/06
damn it. I have *all* of these things.
red motley church headpube
  11/19/06
frog giggin'
fuchsia resort chad
  11/20/06
glamour shots
fuchsia resort chad
  11/20/06
Glamous shots? novel! What are those?
Ocher Faggotry
  11/20/06
The HIV
lascivious nofapping corner affirmative action
  11/20/06
pocket knifes
Pale Stage
  01/30/07
a dead tooth and a factory job
Pale Stage
  01/30/07
a revoked license
Pale Stage
  01/30/07
Furniture that still has the plastic on it (sometimes 10 yea...
razzmatazz slimy space selfie
  01/30/07
...more sex than the losers here.
Spectacular sable deer antler
  01/30/07
Go to church
irradiated disgusting queen of the night
  01/30/07
Poors always pour the milk in first. Breeding tells.
ultramarine party of the first part
  01/30/07
*Poors always pour the milk in first.* wow, good call on ...
Ruby meetinghouse
  04/06/07
building a plane from a kit in the front yard. have been do...
cerise disturbing chapel
  01/30/07
buy used, usually incomplete encyclopedias that nobody in th...
French Flirting Volcanic Crater
  01/30/07
light fireworks
French Flirting Volcanic Crater
  01/30/07
past the age of 13 I agree.
Emerald trailer park boistinker
  01/30/07
get arrested by the po-lice
Pale Stage
  02/11/07
uncontrolled acne
Pale Stage
  02/11/07
scraggly facial hair
Pale Stage
  02/11/07
don't think 'saw' is a word
Pale Stage
  02/11/07
black guys white girls
Pale Stage
  02/11/07
support our troops and fetuses
Pale Stage
  03/05/07
foreskin.
Massive alcoholic hominid
  03/05/07
titcp
Pale Stage
  03/05/07
http://good-times.webshots.com/photo/2424346970054106074WFQw...
Pale Stage
  04/06/07
http://good-times.webshots.com/photo/2807105050054106074Gevc...
tan ape box office
  04/06/07
at his wedding, yes
Pale Stage
  04/06/07
His cousin is pretty hot
Talented wild background story dilemma
  04/06/07
buy hummer H3s
Racy Point Faggot Firefighter
  04/06/07
i vote pro-life bumper stickers bumper stickers
Pale Stage
  04/06/07
...
Hot locale
  04/06/07
own cheap auto accessories like colored mats or dashboard de...
frum infuriating digit ratio
  04/06/07
bluetooth earpieces.
odious ladyboy
  04/06/07
drink miller lite, smoke cigarettes and weed, and then put t...
Ruby meetinghouse
  04/06/07
Have weddings on days other than Saturday
Massive alcoholic hominid
  04/21/07
make threads about ny being too expensive
Pale Stage
  04/21/07
Or call things "expensive" period.
Massive alcoholic hominid
  04/21/07
no, a place like stockholm or copenhagen is truly expensive.
curious plaza
  04/21/07
you're almost as cultured as grace kelly. care to tell me a...
Pale Stage
  04/21/07
people in indiana wouldn't know the difference so it'd only ...
curious plaza
  04/21/07
oh i forgot, your passee chunky glasses and circa 1986 lesbi...
Pale Stage
  04/21/07
they don't, but at least i've been out of my state
curious plaza
  04/21/07
oooh, look at me, i've visited every h&m in every wester...
Pale Stage
  04/21/07
and central and eastern
curious plaza
  04/21/07
really? because it looks like you buy all of your clothes t...
Pale Stage
  04/21/07
wrong chain
curious plaza
  04/21/07
*wipes tears of laughter away* *emails thread link to eve...
crimson rehab ratface
  04/21/07
Too lazy to read the other posts, but... Do: Beat each ot...
plum internet-worthy weed whacker
  04/21/07
DS, you need to read this thread its too funneh!
crimson rehab ratface
  04/21/07
i've always wondered why they're so violent and have babies....
Pale Stage
  04/21/07
one or more xoxo monikers.
Cracking Copper Regret
  04/21/07
Walmart McDonalds unkempt children, usually 4+ of them...
crimson rehab ratface
  04/21/07
lol the cigarette thing always happens whenever i interrupt ...
Pale Stage
  04/21/07
1. Thinks Rolex is the pinnicle of watches 2. Drives a Le...
Unhinged crystalline friendly grandma
  04/21/07
only brands known are rolex, armani, harvard.
Pale Stage
  04/21/07
my brother had cancer and the radiation made him retarded. ...
Pale Stage
  04/21/07
*Clothing Edition* Jorts, exclusively cargo pants, fabric b...
Massive alcoholic hominid
  04/21/07
They order steak well-done.
crusty location
  04/21/07
premade mixed salad
red motley church headpube
  04/21/07
With dressing in packets.
Massive alcoholic hominid
  04/21/07
especilly ranch
red motley church headpube
  04/21/07
misspell "especially."
Massive alcoholic hominid
  04/21/07
pretend typos are spelling errors
red motley church headpube
  04/21/07
touche :)
Massive alcoholic hominid
  04/21/07
:) Do you ever say "touché" irl?
red motley church headpube
  04/21/07
Yes.
Massive alcoholic hominid
  04/21/07
tool
Ruby meetinghouse
  04/21/07
dude. *shakes head*
red motley church headpube
  04/21/07
wanna date?
Ruby meetinghouse
  04/21/07
are you a rasquach h8er? I can't keep track of them any...
red motley church headpube
  04/21/07
nah. i liked the premade mixed salad w/ranch tho. never wo...
Ruby meetinghouse
  04/21/07
sorry :( if it make you feel better, I like ranch sometim...
red motley church headpube
  04/21/07
Quarterstaves Leather Armor Clubs Long Swords Stacks of ...
crawly scourge upon the earth university
  04/21/07
180^hizzla
Massive alcoholic hominid
  04/21/07
Dress up for the Olive Garden Color coordinate their shoe...
orange menage indirect expression
  04/21/07
Go to food franchises in general.
Massive alcoholic hominid
  04/21/07
Nothing wrong with going. I'd go to Olive Garden/etc if its ...
orange menage indirect expression
  04/21/07
bad teeth/claim they are afraid of the dentist. bad feet ...
razzmatazz slimy space selfie
  04/21/07
TVs in cars http://cache.gizmodo.com/assets/resources/200...
Heady knife den
  09/28/07
Zune
Vigorous Free-loading Idea He Suggested Persian
  09/28/07
...
Pale Stage
  12/09/07
awesome thread.
lime vengeful temple roast beef
  12/09/07
...
chartreuse station people who are hurt
  12/09/07
Say "ignorant" when they mean "rude".
sooty native
  12/09/07
1. have non-tax deductible cell phone bills 2. say things...
Elite depressive tanning salon
  01/07/08
9. has a myspace
Pale Stage
  01/12/08
use poors as a noun
gaped kink-friendly halford brethren
  01/07/08
1. Degree from Indiana 2. False hopes it will get them a ...
chartreuse station people who are hurt
  01/12/08
...
lime vengeful temple roast beef
  01/27/08
Always ask this question about new restaurants: "Did...
diverse theatre skinny woman
  01/27/08
Things they do: Watch their little girl die in the car on...
Talking juggernaut
  01/27/08
lolz dead poors are funny
aromatic alcoholic
  01/27/08
don't major in finance, econ, or a hard science
Pale Stage
  03/15/08
Live in ManhaTTTan ROFL
mauve outnumbered windowlicker
  03/15/08


Poast new message in this thread





Date: July 5th, 2006 9:59 PM
Author: Pale Stage

support the troops bumper stickers

cell phone belt clips

ill fitting nascar shirts



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6146888)





Date: July 5th, 2006 9:59 PM
Author: frozen boiling water center

stfu n00b!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6146893)





Date: July 5th, 2006 9:59 PM
Author: mind-boggling hospital shitlib

Friends IRL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6146894)





Date: July 5th, 2006 10:01 PM
Author: Autistic pearly marketing idea

Secondhand Carhartt clothing.

Trashbag over the missing window of their car.

"Big Johnson" or "No Fear" t-shirts.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6146911)





Date: July 5th, 2006 10:04 PM
Author: Mint Haunting Pit

Spiderweb tats on the elbow

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6146940)





Date: July 5th, 2006 10:11 PM
Author: Autistic pearly marketing idea

Good call.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147026)





Date: July 5th, 2006 10:14 PM
Author: Mint Haunting Pit

The barbed-wire tats 'round the upper arm have become too popular with fanboi yuppies. Spiderweb tats are still a step beyond.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147072)





Date: July 5th, 2006 11:27 PM
Author: Amber partner

180 for the no fear t-shirts. great reference.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147839)





Date: August 1st, 2006 2:47 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac orchid parlor

In high school we would head to pizza hut for lunch and they had one of those "claw" vending machines where you try to grab your goodies with the beg metal hand. My friend spent like 10 bucks trying to grab a cheap, knock-off hat in it that had "Not Scared" instead of "No Fear" printed on it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6353874)





Date: January 30th, 2007 5:15 AM
Author: razzmatazz slimy space selfie

"Big Johnson" t-shirts HAHAHA. 180 for the reference.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#7511099)





Date: July 5th, 2006 10:03 PM
Author: aquamarine old irish cottage

Confederate flag

Jesus fish

Fox News coffee mug

Rusted dryer on lawn

J.D. from Thomas M. Cooley Law School

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6146934)





Date: July 5th, 2006 10:40 PM
Author: Iridescent adventurous lodge mediation

You confuse rednecks for poors.

A lot of those NASCAR fans with cell phone belt clips make more running a masonry business than most of us will ever make as a lawyer.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147346)





Date: July 7th, 2006 8:48 AM
Author: Honey-headed Concupiscible Senate Tattoo

Yes, but then they have to live in Boone, NC.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6157158)





Date: July 14th, 2006 8:15 AM
Author: Cream nubile turdskin antidepressant drug

No. Southern states have some of the lowest per capita incomes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6209349)





Date: April 6th, 2007 9:38 PM
Author: sepia gas station

WEAR JC PENNY SUITS PER LAW IS 4 LOSERS

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#7887393)





Date: April 21st, 2007 6:54 PM
Author: Unhinged crystalline friendly grandma

The vast majority of you are poors

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#7977128)





Date: December 9th, 2007 3:37 PM
Author: sooty native



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#9001829)





Date: July 5th, 2006 10:00 PM
Author: Pale Stage

diskmen instead of ipods

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6146903)





Date: July 5th, 2006 10:18 PM
Author: vivacious theater stage potus

IPods are disgusting, ugly, poorish, and associated with pretentious trash. Discmen are just as bad, but don't have the negative associations.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147122)





Date: July 5th, 2006 10:19 PM
Author: Pale Stage

i'd rather be pretentious than a poor

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147141)





Date: July 7th, 2006 2:53 AM
Author: curious plaza

kinda ironic since most of them will spend their meager paychecks on an actual copy of the cd, while ipod kids pirate their songs

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6156559)





Date: July 5th, 2006 10:00 PM
Author: Mint Haunting Pit

Gallon jugs of off-brand pink "juice."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6146905)





Date: July 5th, 2006 10:01 PM
Author: mind-boggling hospital shitlib

it's called "drink". clearly you have never been poor.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6146913)





Date: July 5th, 2006 10:03 PM
Author: Mint Haunting Pit

I used to drink plastic gas station soda cups full of it with my potted meat. We just called it "juice."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6146930)





Date: July 6th, 2006 7:05 PM
Author: Doobsian indian lodge

awesome. outstanding feature of teh poors.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6153742)





Date: January 30th, 2007 1:12 PM
Author: cerise disturbing chapel

165. solid xoxo post. keep it up

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#7512126)





Date: July 6th, 2006 7:08 PM
Author: supple kitty cat dysfunction

LOL I adore the Dave Chappelle bit on this...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6153768)





Date: July 5th, 2006 10:01 PM
Author: Autistic pearly marketing idea

juice? Fuck that, gimme some purple drink.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6146918)





Date: July 5th, 2006 10:02 PM
Author: mind-boggling hospital shitlib

TITMFCR

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6146924)





Date: July 5th, 2006 10:10 PM
Author: Autistic pearly marketing idea

YASMFRATS

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147011)





Date: July 5th, 2006 10:33 PM
Author: Lilac Appetizing Stead Wrinkle

Obviously, your experience is limited to chapelle.

In real life they call it juice.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147289)





Date: July 5th, 2006 10:34 PM
Author: Autistic pearly marketing idea

My experience centers mostly around poor white people, which I'm quite familiar with. Poor black people? Less so.

Also, it's a fucking joke.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147298)





Date: July 5th, 2006 10:37 PM
Author: Lilac Appetizing Stead Wrinkle

Relax man...i'm just messing around. Maybe you're right..im more experienced blacks.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147321)





Date: July 5th, 2006 10:02 PM
Author: pink gay wizard stage

drink grape soda

salt their watermelons

say "bling bling"



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6146919)





Date: July 5th, 2006 10:02 PM
Author: mind-boggling hospital shitlib

More expensive sneakers than you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6146927)





Date: July 5th, 2006 10:57 PM
Author: provocative dead puppy

This is amazingly accurate

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147541)





Date: July 7th, 2006 9:58 AM
Author: Flesh comical business firm rigor

A+

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6157336)





Date: August 14th, 2006 11:57 AM
Author: mind-boggling hospital shitlib

http://www.theonion.com/content/node/33490

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6436025)





Date: July 5th, 2006 10:04 PM
Author: pink gay wizard stage

be black

have southern accent

eat oppossum

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6146947)





Date: July 5th, 2006 10:08 PM
Author: Autistic pearly marketing idea

a fucking possum.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6146993)





Date: August 27th, 2006 12:32 PM
Author: Federal Pearl Ticket Booth

southern accent is not by any means something that only poors have.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6509619)





Date: July 5th, 2006 10:07 PM
Author: Pale Stage

shirts w/ dragons on them

baggy jean shorts

penchant for saying "i seen"

jnco jeans



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6146981)





Date: July 5th, 2006 10:12 PM
Author: aquamarine old irish cottage

Not only "I seen," but also "I says" (instead of I said). I hear this crap all the time from local poors.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147041)





Date: July 6th, 2006 4:34 AM
Author: gay abode

"We was."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6149442)





Date: July 7th, 2006 2:54 AM
Author: curious plaza

you is.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6156564)





Date: July 9th, 2006 3:58 PM
Author: Snowy national pistol

jnco jeans - LOLOLOL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6171321)





Date: July 5th, 2006 10:09 PM
Author: Autistic pearly marketing idea

"Terrorist Hunting License" sticker on the back of their truck.

Irrational love of the Earnhardt family.

Buy "Miracle-Whip"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147006)





Date: July 6th, 2006 7:03 PM
Author: Flickering narrow-minded multi-billionaire library

Miracle Whip is teh good

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6153736)





Date: July 8th, 2006 3:14 AM
Author: lime vengeful temple roast beef

I seen 'em eat that shit with a spoon!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6164450)





Date: July 5th, 2006 10:11 PM
Author: Fear-inspiring market

Buy lottery tickets

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147027)





Date: July 5th, 2006 10:11 PM
Author: Autistic pearly marketing idea

Bald head with copious facial hair.

Wearing a John Deere hat, sans irony.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147038)





Date: July 5th, 2006 11:12 PM
Author: floppy translucent locus

first statement, on-point; second, not so much.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147677)





Date: July 5th, 2006 10:13 PM
Author: Fear-inspiring market

Chew tobacco

Eat pork rinds

Go without health insurance

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147062)





Date: July 5th, 2006 10:14 PM
Author: Pale Stage

beef jerky

hair scrunchies



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147076)





Date: August 27th, 2006 5:45 PM
Author: High-end gaping lay

beef jerky is prestigious, you dolt.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6511076)





Date: April 6th, 2007 4:16 PM
Author: Opaque giraffe

Discredited.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#7885713)





Date: July 5th, 2006 10:14 PM
Author: Bespoke Piazza

long short-sleeve T-shirts with wolves on them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147078)





Date: July 5th, 2006 10:16 PM
Author: Mint Haunting Pit

Also shirts with maudlin patriotic regalia, like eagles and cliffs and flags.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147098)





Date: July 5th, 2006 10:17 PM
Author: Bespoke Piazza

good call.

old navy flag t-shirt.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147107)





Date: January 30th, 2007 9:42 AM
Author: Bonkers site

Shirts with Disney characters

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#7511346)





Date: July 5th, 2006 10:15 PM
Author: Heady knife den

SPINNING RIMS.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147084)





Date: July 5th, 2006 10:15 PM
Author: Mint Haunting Pit

They drive cars with broken trunks, and the trunks are kept in place with old trash can bungee cords.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147087)





Date: July 5th, 2006 10:16 PM
Author: vivacious theater stage potus

Post on XO pretending to be rich and "prestigious".

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147093)





Date: July 5th, 2006 10:16 PM
Author: aqua anal institution mexican

Own a car that costs more than the house.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147103)





Date: July 5th, 2006 11:16 PM
Author: Vibrant theater

only the rims cost more

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147712)





Date: July 5th, 2006 10:17 PM
Author: Fear-inspiring market

Conduct yard sale or gargage sale

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147114)





Date: July 5th, 2006 10:19 PM
Author: Mint Haunting Pit

In which they sell shit like broken refrigerators and tattered, soil-stained baby clothes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147134)





Date: July 5th, 2006 10:19 PM
Author: aqua anal institution mexican

and used tampons

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147142)





Date: July 5th, 2006 10:23 PM
Author: Fear-inspiring market

Some of the shit they put on display is shameful, broken toaster ovens and chairs with three legs.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147186)





Date: July 5th, 2006 10:26 PM
Author: Mint Haunting Pit

I've seen dog-eared romance novels from the early 70's.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147218)





Date: July 5th, 2006 10:18 PM
Author: Pale Stage

old navy

talks about her "personal trainer" from curves

hair that's obviously dyed

disney clothing

tweety bird shirts

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147120)





Date: July 5th, 2006 11:00 PM
Author: Beady-eyed grizzly jew range

your posts in this thread have been spot-on.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147565)





Date: July 5th, 2006 11:03 PM
Author: Hairraiser aggressive new version whorehouse

I agree with this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147585)





Date: July 7th, 2006 2:55 AM
Author: curious plaza

because he is poor

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6156569)





Date: July 9th, 2006 5:04 PM
Author: Pale Stage
Subject: i live in indiana

upper middle class peolple and poors live side by side here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6171769)





Date: January 30th, 2007 3:40 PM
Author: Amethyst garrison

Not just tweety bird shirts--> XXXL tweety bird shirts with black spandex tights and white socks; another common accessory is screaming over-nourished children.

I see these at Wal-marts nationwide.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#7513005)





Date: July 5th, 2006 10:18 PM
Author: Hot locale



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147129)





Date: July 5th, 2006 10:23 PM
Author: aquamarine old irish cottage
Subject: Definitely

Also: "Friends don't let friends drive Chevys"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147181)





Date: July 5th, 2006 10:24 PM
Author: aqua anal institution mexican

I fucking hate those stickers

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147190)





Date: July 5th, 2006 10:18 PM
Author: aqua anal institution mexican

She looks washed out

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147130)





Date: July 5th, 2006 10:20 PM
Author: Cocky Multi-colored Electric Furnace Shrine

This is not a very nice way to speak about those less fortunate, but I acknowledge your right to speak as you please.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147147)





Date: July 9th, 2006 5:06 PM
Author: Pale Stage

it's not because they're less fortunate. it's they way they conduct themselves

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6171774)





Date: July 5th, 2006 10:20 PM
Author: mind-boggling hospital shitlib

Have student loans

Think BIGLAW is a great salary

Have credit card debt

Rent places



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147149)





Date: April 6th, 2007 9:21 PM
Author: Ruby meetinghouse

i'm a total poor in this case.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#7887307)





Date: July 5th, 2006 10:21 PM
Author: Pale Stage

named wayde

icp apparel

prepaid cell phones

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147153)





Date: July 5th, 2006 10:21 PM
Author: aqua anal institution mexican

lol, do they still have prepaid cellphones? what a rip off

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147168)





Date: July 5th, 2006 10:25 PM
Author: Fear-inspiring market

Some prepaid cell phones are a good deal if you rarely use your phone.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147198)





Date: July 11th, 2006 12:44 AM
Author: wine razzle-dazzle sanctuary double fault

I agree. I rarely use mine, and many poors have far more expensive cell phones than I do, along with two-year contracts that they'll have to charge to the 24.99% APR credit card.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6183847)





Date: July 5th, 2006 10:21 PM
Author: aquamarine old irish cottage

"Buy American" stickers

Foil on TV antenna

Dine at Waffle House

Enlist in U.S. Army

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147164)





Date: August 27th, 2006 12:42 PM
Author: 180 heaven

Uh, Waffle House is supremely awesome. HTH

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6509686)





Date: January 27th, 2008 2:48 PM
Author: Stimulating umber house foreskin

titcream

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#9229659)





Date: July 5th, 2006 10:25 PM
Author: Mint Haunting Pit

Patches of tarpaper or black plastic on top of the leaks in the trailer's roof.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147208)





Date: July 5th, 2006 10:25 PM
Author: Pale Stage

watch cmt, fox, and spike (if they even have cable)

window mounted air conditioners

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147209)





Date: July 5th, 2006 10:27 PM
Author: aqua anal institution mexican

They can't locate NY state on a map and definitely can't identify Iraq.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147220)





Date: July 5th, 2006 10:27 PM
Author: Pale Stage

shop at jc penny and sears

go to olive garden for special occasions

have facial hair

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147221)





Date: July 5th, 2006 10:31 PM
Author: Autistic pearly marketing idea

I border on a stunningly hickish/poor area of NY. Those kids can find NY on a map, but not much else, and that includes North.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147261)





Date: July 10th, 2006 11:53 AM
Author: Sinister vermilion school police squad

Where in NY?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6177298)





Date: August 27th, 2006 12:34 PM
Author: Federal Pearl Ticket Booth

western NY has some filthy human garbage.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6509636)





Date: July 5th, 2006 10:27 PM
Author: tantric titillating church building becky

Be fat.

Women: wear sweatshirts with Winnie the Pooh appliqued on them.

Chew gum.

Have at least two televisions.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147222)





Date: July 5th, 2006 10:28 PM
Author: aqua anal institution mexican

It's true that the disgusting obese people tend to be low income

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147230)





Date: July 5th, 2006 10:29 PM
Author: Mint Haunting Pit

Obese poors are often too poor to wear anything other than spandex or giant sundresses.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147238)





Date: July 5th, 2006 10:30 PM
Author: Autistic pearly marketing idea

Correct.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147251)





Date: July 5th, 2006 10:32 PM
Author: tantric titillating church building becky



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147278)





Date: July 5th, 2006 10:29 PM
Author: Fear-inspiring market

Keep large stack of reading material next to toilet

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147243)





Date: July 5th, 2006 10:30 PM
Author: Mint Haunting Pit

I shamelessly read the Farmer's Almanac on the shitter.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147256)





Date: July 5th, 2006 10:31 PM
Author: Fear-inspiring market

I've always found reading on the toilet to be profoundly offensive.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147266)





Date: July 5th, 2006 10:44 PM
Author: Autistic pearly marketing idea

WHHHHHHHHAT?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147397)





Date: July 5th, 2006 10:49 PM
Author: Fear-inspiring market

Mark of a prole

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147452)





Date: July 5th, 2006 10:31 PM
Author: aqua anal institution mexican

It's because they have a very unhealthy diet and are obese, which causes abnormal bowel movements.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147260)





Date: July 5th, 2006 10:30 PM
Author: Fear-inspiring market

Put BYOB on wedding invitation

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147258)





Date: July 5th, 2006 10:32 PM
Author: aqua anal institution mexican

and below that, "No shirt, no cake"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147270)





Date: July 5th, 2006 10:33 PM
Author: tantric titillating church building becky

On that note: Put a gift registry card in a wedding invitation.

Have a cash bar at a wedding.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147290)





Date: July 5th, 2006 10:34 PM
Author: aqua anal institution mexican

The gift registry is wal-mart and target (for splurges)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147300)





Date: July 5th, 2006 10:33 PM
Author: Pale Stage

walk around without a shirt, a la cops

guys are either obeses or skinny, pale little runts



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147284)





Date: August 27th, 2006 12:36 PM
Author: Federal Pearl Ticket Booth

i drive without a shirt sometimes, but at least i realize it's trashy as hell and not cool.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6509644)





Date: July 5th, 2006 10:34 PM
Author: Mint Haunting Pit

At least one or two "vintage" cars from the 70's or earlier that they tried to "restore," but failed, and thus, the rotting shell of an Econoline or whatever is still up on blocks in the yard.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147293)





Date: July 5th, 2006 10:39 PM
Author: Dark reading party

LMAO, I've always wondered what junker cars just sitting there were doing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147342)





Date: July 5th, 2006 10:42 PM
Author: Mint Haunting Pit

If you actually go up to a poor and ask him why the fuck he has cars up on blocks, he'll give some nonspecific answer along the lines of "I'm workin' on it, I'll fix 'er one day."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147374)





Date: July 5th, 2006 10:36 PM
Author: jade jet-lagged nibblets main people

a number of these apply to me :(

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147313)





Date: July 5th, 2006 10:37 PM
Author: Mint Haunting Pit

I still pluck crawdads out of the river and throw them in a bucket when I go swimming, so that I can cook them up later. Old habits die hard.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147326)





Date: July 5th, 2006 10:41 PM
Author: Dark reading party

What's the temperature of that water?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147367)





Date: July 5th, 2006 10:43 PM
Author: Mint Haunting Pit

Usually cool or lukewarm. Depends on the season. But crawdads/crayfish are delicious.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147384)





Date: July 5th, 2006 10:44 PM
Author: Dark reading party

Sounds like you got quite the prime real estate.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147400)





Date: July 5th, 2006 10:46 PM
Author: Mint Haunting Pit

I sure did. I purchased the plot from a dying old man who wanted to divest his property quickly, and who apparently hated his son. I think he sold it to me for cheap just to spite his kid. It was a strange dynamic going on there, but I'm glad I stumbled into it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147421)





Date: July 5th, 2006 10:57 PM
Author: Trip insane idiot

Recommend the perfect dipping sauce. Butter gets kind of old after a while

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147545)





Date: July 5th, 2006 10:59 PM
Author: Mint Haunting Pit

Just add hot sauce and light creme to the melted butter.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147562)





Date: July 5th, 2006 10:50 PM
Author: jade jet-lagged nibblets main people

see, you're a little more country than me, petro.

i'm a little country but more ghetto, though i spent more time in the country (moved from city --> country when a kid)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147468)





Date: July 5th, 2006 10:54 PM
Author: Fear-inspiring market

Crawdads are fish bait, although they are fun to catch.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147511)





Date: July 5th, 2006 10:57 PM
Author: Mint Haunting Pit

Crawdads rightly have a special place in French cooking. Those shrimpy little lobsters are tasty.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147542)





Date: July 5th, 2006 10:36 PM
Author: tantric titillating church building becky

Bibles. So they can claim their poverty/ignorance is "God's Will."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147316)





Date: April 7th, 2007 12:42 AM
Author: Yellow Wonderful Bawdyhouse

this didn't work

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#7888221)





Date: April 21st, 2007 5:57 PM
Author: Smoky cruise ship philosopher-king

he's right about the bibles though

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#7976807)





Date: July 5th, 2006 10:39 PM
Author: Fear-inspiring market

Bath towels with hotel/motel logos on them

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147340)





Date: July 5th, 2006 10:40 PM
Author: Mint Haunting Pit

Don't forget the music. White poors will have an old worn-out cassette tape of "Appetite for Destruction" somewhere around the house.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147347)





Date: July 5th, 2006 10:40 PM
Author: Trip insane idiot

kids

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147348)





Date: April 6th, 2007 9:25 PM
Author: Ruby meetinghouse

umm, that would be a negative ghostrider.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#7887321)





Date: July 5th, 2006 10:40 PM
Author: Fear-inspiring market

Pet dog has never been to the vet or eaten store bought dog food

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147350)





Date: July 5th, 2006 10:41 PM
Author: Dark reading party

pet dog period

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147360)





Date: July 5th, 2006 10:41 PM
Author: tantric titillating church building becky

or been neutered or spayed.

And male poors say "I cain't do that to another man" in reference to neutering his dog.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147366)





Date: July 5th, 2006 10:42 PM
Author: aqua anal institution mexican

So that's why you always see free puppy signs in bad parts of town

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147376)





Date: July 5th, 2006 10:43 PM
Author: tantric titillating church building becky

Exactly.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147385)





Date: July 5th, 2006 10:41 PM
Author: Pale Stage

"let it be" beetles t-shirts

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147357)





Date: July 5th, 2006 10:43 PM
Author: Hot locale



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147379)





Date: July 5th, 2006 10:44 PM
Author: aqua anal institution mexican

Or a class ring from James Madison University

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147396)





Date: July 5th, 2006 10:50 PM
Author: Hot locale



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147465)





Date: July 5th, 2006 10:51 PM
Author: aqua anal institution mexican

see below

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147473)





Date: July 5th, 2006 10:43 PM
Author: Dark reading party

It's pathetic how sheltered I am. I don't even get most of these. Even the blacks around where I live are somewhat well behaved.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147390)





Date: July 5th, 2006 10:56 PM
Author: Mint Haunting Pit

I should take you on a narrated white trash trailer tour.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147532)





Date: July 5th, 2006 10:58 PM
Author: Dark reading party

If it's anything like that Iraq and sub sahara africa tour, I'm in for a real treat.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147551)





Date: April 21st, 2007 5:58 PM
Author: Smoky cruise ship philosopher-king

that would be so awesome... a really obvious open-air safari bus with an announcer blatantly making fun of the white trash as they pass while all the tourists snap pictures and look through binoculars. i would totally pay to go on one.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#7976817)





Date: April 21st, 2007 6:10 PM
Author: Massive alcoholic hominid

"...and on your left, you will see the reticulated hilljack emerging from his double-wide dwelling, having already engaged in hunting and gathering behavior for the day, evinced by the mini-bag of Cool Ranch doritos in his hand."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#7976877)





Date: April 21st, 2007 7:49 PM
Author: underhanded histrionic principal's office

This might be the funniest thing I've seen on this board yet.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#7977481)





Date: July 6th, 2006 6:39 PM
Author: cerebral medicated place of business

shut the fuck up, you live in texas you fucking trailer park faggot.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6153601)





Date: July 6th, 2006 9:52 PM
Author: Contagious black woman public bath

thank you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6154936)





Date: July 7th, 2006 11:56 AM
Author: arousing really tough guy

although you raise a good point, i still must agree that it is pathetic how sheltered :D is

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6157904)





Date: July 9th, 2006 4:02 PM
Author: Snowy national pistol

That took you a minute to realize.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6171336)





Date: July 5th, 2006 10:44 PM
Author: Fear-inspiring market

Inability to tie a necktie

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147394)





Date: July 5th, 2006 10:45 PM
Author: tantric titillating church building becky

Wears a polyester clip on instead.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147410)





Date: July 7th, 2006 2:57 AM
Author: curious plaza

most college kids can't tie a necktie

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6156582)





Date: July 7th, 2006 2:58 AM
Author: Pale Stage

doubt it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6156589)





Date: July 7th, 2006 10:11 AM
Author: light brunch

WTF? My Dad taught me how to do that when I was like 10. Did your parents tie your tie for dances and stuff in highschool?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6157397)





Date: July 11th, 2006 12:48 AM
Author: wine razzle-dazzle sanctuary double fault

That's because of travesties such as student loans, state universities, need-based financial aid.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6183891)





Date: July 7th, 2006 10:08 AM
Author: Ruddy incel

i cant tie a necktie and def not teh poor. i get my woman to tie one.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6157387)





Date: July 5th, 2006 10:46 PM
Author: Fear-inspiring market

Old tattered couch is considered "lawn furniture"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147419)





Date: July 5th, 2006 10:47 PM
Author: Mint Haunting Pit

The trampoline is a busted old mattress out front that the kids jump on.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147434)





Date: July 5th, 2006 10:48 PM
Author: Dark reading party

home equity loans

(lack of) flood insurance

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147449)





Date: July 5th, 2006 10:50 PM
Author: aqua anal institution mexican

Attend a state school

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147459)





Date: July 5th, 2006 10:51 PM
Author: Fear-inspiring market

Burn your own garbage

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147484)





Date: July 5th, 2006 10:57 PM
Author: Hairraiser aggressive new version whorehouse

Awesome. We used to do this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147540)





Date: July 5th, 2006 10:53 PM
Author: Fear-inspiring market

League bowling

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147497)





Date: July 5th, 2006 11:02 PM
Author: Pale Stage

bowling

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147576)





Date: July 5th, 2006 10:53 PM
Author: aqua anal institution mexican

Name their kids after a major deity

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147498)





Date: July 5th, 2006 10:54 PM
Author: bistre laughsome parlour sex offender

have kids at 17 years old due to the magic of Jesus

think living in Florida is "making it"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147509)





Date: April 6th, 2007 9:27 PM
Author: Ruby meetinghouse

*think living in Florida is "making it"*

I'm a total poor!!!!



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#7887330)





Date: July 5th, 2006 10:55 PM
Author: Fear-inspiring market

Eat government cheese

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147520)





Date: July 5th, 2006 10:57 PM
Author: Iridescent adventurous lodge mediation

Government cheese!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147536)





Date: July 5th, 2006 10:55 PM
Author: Mint Haunting Pit

Empty, cracked old cases of Skoal scattered around the dirt.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147525)





Date: July 5th, 2006 11:00 PM
Author: Dark reading party

I saw that at TAMU.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147566)





Date: July 5th, 2006 10:56 PM
Author: Pale Stage

net zero and similar isp's



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147533)





Date: July 5th, 2006 10:56 PM
Author: aqua anal institution mexican

Think we are at war with France

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147534)





Date: July 7th, 2006 10:05 AM
Author: Dashing Hyperventilating Kitchen

titcr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6157377)





Date: July 5th, 2006 10:58 PM
Author: Scarlet Hall Karate

Inexplicably have a southern accent, even when they have lived in the midwest their entire lives.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147553)





Date: July 5th, 2006 10:59 PM
Author: Pale Stage

omg yes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147558)





Date: April 21st, 2007 9:10 PM
Author: razzmatazz slimy space selfie

nice. Reminds me of ppl I've met from Ohio.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#7977957)





Date: April 21st, 2007 9:12 PM
Author: Massive alcoholic hominid

I know people from Syracuse, New York who do this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#7977965)





Date: July 5th, 2006 10:59 PM
Author: Pale Stage

tend to be angered easily

wic

paid disability

formula feed their kids

kool aid



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147556)





Date: July 5th, 2006 11:04 PM
Author: tantric titillating church building becky

Wait'll your wife's saggy tits drag the floor. You might wish she'd bottled fed the kids.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147598)





Date: July 6th, 2006 7:15 PM
Author: Stirring Dun Cumskin Nursing Home

formula feeding your kids is fucking bad for them and anyone who does it without having to for medical reasons is a bad mother

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6153829)





Date: July 5th, 2006 11:06 PM
Author: Beady-eyed grizzly jew range

i saw white trash on the subway giving her child what appeared to be kool-aid in a bottle and off-brand "cheese puffs." i was properly horrified.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147611)





Date: July 5th, 2006 11:07 PM
Author: tantric titillating church building becky

Kool aid in a bottle? WTF?



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147624)





Date: July 5th, 2006 11:10 PM
Author: Beady-eyed grizzly jew range

it was bright red. it damn sure wasn't juice.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147655)





Date: July 5th, 2006 11:26 PM
Author: Fear-inspiring market

Pedialyte. Buy some for your sickly bastard spawn.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147821)





Date: July 7th, 2006 11:31 AM
Author: Beady-eyed grizzly jew range

a) poor white trash don't know what pedialyte is.

b) you do not bring a dehydrated child onto the subway and feed them "cheese puffs."

kill self.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6157781)





Date: July 8th, 2006 1:51 AM
Author: gay abode

Pedialyte is a rip off. Get Gatorade.

http://www.endonurse.com/hotnews/5ah261635288077.html



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6164101)





Date: July 9th, 2006 5:07 PM
Author: poppy telephone

"The study was supported by a grant from The Gatorade Sports Science Institute."

hmmmmmmmmm........

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6171792)





Date: July 5th, 2006 11:00 PM
Author: aqua anal institution mexican

Say things like:

"I'll tell you what"

"Fixin"



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147568)





Date: July 5th, 2006 11:05 PM
Author: aqua anal institution mexican

The biggest vacation in the history of the enitre family was to one of the following:

Disney World

Las Vegas

Some TTT cruise



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147599)





Date: July 5th, 2006 11:05 PM
Author: Scarlet Hall Karate

Get laid off

Love to hunt (to be fair, I do too)

Blame everything negative on "niggers"

Think cargo pants are dressing up

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147600)





Date: July 5th, 2006 11:05 PM
Author: tantric titillating church building becky



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147609)





Date: July 5th, 2006 11:07 PM
Author: Dark reading party

Ha, yes. I know this strictly from reality TV. On this one Vegas reality show, this black dad took a family trip to Vegas to win enough money for a real vacation. He played craps.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147623)





Date: July 5th, 2006 11:08 PM
Author: tantric titillating church building becky

Silver Dollar City vacations.

EDIT: This keeps posting to the wrong spot. I don't know why.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147633)





Date: July 7th, 2006 12:29 PM
Author: Shimmering field fanboi

I LOLed

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6158093)





Date: July 11th, 2006 12:52 AM
Author: wine razzle-dazzle sanctuary double fault

There's rich hunting (Teddy R., Dick Cheney, etc.) and there's poor hunting (gun rack on pickup truck).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6183939)





Date: April 6th, 2007 9:29 PM
Author: Ruby meetinghouse

hooray on the third one.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#7887343)





Date: July 5th, 2006 11:05 PM
Author: Pale Stage

the teenage girl poor has wavy hair that's bleached blonde and always looks wet and walks around with a 3/4" thick nokia cell phone from 1996 and uses it not only to talk, but to gesture and smokes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147606)





Date: July 5th, 2006 11:06 PM
Author: provocative dead puppy

Sports jerseys that cost double their car payment

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147617)





Date: July 5th, 2006 11:07 PM
Author: aqua anal institution mexican

No savings and no rational plan to start saving

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147625)





Date: July 5th, 2006 11:09 PM
Author: Pale Stage

tries to cash checks at establishments that aren't banks

uses money orders frequently

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147642)





Date: July 5th, 2006 11:09 PM
Author: provocative dead puppy

"Payday Loans"

Get your next paycheck NOW!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147645)





Date: July 5th, 2006 11:10 PM
Author: tantric titillating church building becky

Well, to be fair, it's hard to save money when you're poor.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147647)





Date: July 5th, 2006 11:11 PM
Author: Dark reading party

Shut the fuck up, poor.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147658)





Date: July 11th, 2006 12:54 AM
Author: wine razzle-dazzle sanctuary double fault

And yet they can afford cable and a bigger TV than my family has.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6183959)





Date: July 5th, 2006 11:12 PM
Author: Pale Stage

shiny hair gel

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147672)





Date: July 5th, 2006 11:13 PM
Author: Dark reading party

Poors seem like the type of people who would fall for:

TEXT SEXY1 to 44338 and get hot text messages sent right to your phone!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147688)





Date: July 5th, 2006 11:14 PM
Author: floppy translucent locus

husband met wife while both were serving weekends in "the guard"

first date at Denny's; makeout session afterward; guy chivalrously shares cig with woman

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147702)





Date: July 5th, 2006 11:17 PM
Author: Pale Stage

lol at "the guard"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147731)





Date: July 5th, 2006 11:16 PM
Author: Pale Stage

wears those god awful brown boots that peole like sketchers and american eagle make

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147721)





Date: July 5th, 2006 11:23 PM
Author: provocative dead puppy

Iron bars on house doors/windows. Iron bars are rusted/corroded, and would probably fail at protecting the occupants.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147788)





Date: July 5th, 2006 11:25 PM
Author: Pale Stage

no trespassing signs... as if.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147818)





Date: July 11th, 2006 12:56 AM
Author: wine razzle-dazzle sanctuary double fault

Amazingly, the only people I have ever known to have those bars are my aunt and uncle when they had an apartment on Beacon Hill.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6183990)





Date: July 5th, 2006 11:23 PM
Author: Pale Stage

uses computers at public library

owns a chevy astro van



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147802)





Date: July 5th, 2006 11:26 PM
Author: Pale Stage

thinks the soldier in iraq are protecting our freedom

thinks we should just blow iraq up

thinks kerry would have legalized gay marriage if he won



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147825)





Date: July 5th, 2006 11:27 PM
Author: provocative dead puppy

Thinks liberals just want to take our money and give it to black people for fun

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147834)





Date: July 5th, 2006 11:28 PM
Author: Pale Stage

tats:

azn symbols

something like a flower on the back of a pale, skinny shoulder revealed by a halter top

ankle tats

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147852)





Date: July 5th, 2006 11:38 PM
Author: Pale Stage

watches america's funniest videos

watches pro wrestling and has a favorite pro wrestler

thinks getting dressed up is putting on a cheap polo, khakis, and sketcher boots

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147940)





Date: July 5th, 2006 11:41 PM
Author: Pale Stage

watches mad tv and blue collar comdey

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147971)





Date: July 6th, 2006 3:52 AM
Author: Sticky Generalized Bond

- Sheets instead of doors inside the house

- 5 HBO channels, Showtime, and Cinemax but no air conditioning

- Cheetos always available

- Warped trampoline from excessive sun exposure

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6149368)





Date: July 6th, 2006 4:42 AM
Author: gay abode

How the hell would a trampoline warp from sun exposure?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6149457)





Date: July 7th, 2006 2:51 AM
Author: Sticky Generalized Bond

http://www.funspot.com/trampoline_repair.php

"Trampoline repair becomes necessary after perimeter stitching deteriorates in the sun's UV-rays. Depending on your location and your trampoline's sun exposure, stitching typically lasts 3 to 8 years before failure."

Never doubt me.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6156554)





Date: July 7th, 2006 2:55 AM
Author: gay abode

What does that have to do with warping?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6156572)





Date: July 7th, 2006 3:00 AM
Author: Sticky Generalized Bond

Because I used to jump on it, and there were patches that would throw you in weird directions, because it was warped, presumably from uneven deterioration of stitching...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6156598)





Date: July 6th, 2006 4:00 AM
Author: thriller self-centered crackhouse

These are mostly good. Surprised it took so long for someone to mention hunting.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6149381)





Date: July 6th, 2006 4:01 AM
Author: pea-brained gold voyeur

hybrids

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6149384)





Date: July 6th, 2006 6:55 PM
Author: light brunch

Smoke cigarettes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6153698)





Date: July 6th, 2006 9:53 PM
Author: Exciting cowardly stock car

Whatyoudreamof!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6154939)





Date: July 7th, 2006 2:55 AM
Author: Pale Stage

wear us polo assn

shop at outlet malls



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6156567)





Date: July 7th, 2006 8:47 AM
Author: Charismatic sadistic masturbator

A good start, but all y'all missed:

1. 3L sodas

2. Miller High Life cans

3. Jello shots at memorial day picnic

4. 7 foot wide sat dish

5. "who needs boobs with an ass like mine?" t-shirt

6. purchasing any amount of meat in excess of 1 pound

7. troll doll stuck to dashboard

8. beanie baby collection in closet "increasing in value"

9. Holiday glasses/mugs from fast food restaurant

10. Footstools in living room

11. Reference to "mud room" or "rec room"

12. Unfinished basement

13. Set of "snow tires" in garage

14. piles of camel cash sitting around kitchen

15. Water on cereal instead of milk

16. Above ground swimming pool

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6157156)





Date: July 7th, 2006 8:52 AM
Author: thriller self-centered crackhouse

Great. I never met anyone who poured water on cereal, though.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6157161)





Date: July 7th, 2006 8:56 AM
Author: Charismatic sadistic masturbator

I've only heard of that...i think it might be more ghetto than poor, to be honest.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6157174)





Date: July 7th, 2006 9:31 AM
Author: Doobsian indian lodge

This is largely credited; however, it must be noted that $1 high life bottles at a bar with a patio and live music is one of the joys of life, and even the participation of a poor or two cannot ruin it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6157250)





Date: July 7th, 2006 11:56 AM
Author: Hairraiser aggressive new version whorehouse

Very good call on 3L sodas. I forgot they existed-- I must be losing touch with my roots.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6157903)





Date: July 7th, 2006 12:21 PM
Author: passionate azure school cafeteria azn

All of these are credited except #7

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6158052)





Date: July 9th, 2006 4:53 PM
Author: Pale Stage

what's a 3l soda?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6171702)





Date: July 9th, 2006 4:58 PM
Author: Snowy national pistol

3 liter?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6171730)





Date: July 9th, 2006 5:00 PM
Author: Pale Stage

i've never seen such a thing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6171742)





Date: July 9th, 2006 5:02 PM
Author: Snowy national pistol

Are you serious? They just look like extra huge soda bottles.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6171757)





Date: July 11th, 2006 1:03 AM
Author: wine razzle-dazzle sanctuary double fault

Mostly good, but the only place I heard of a mud room was from my mom, who had one in her 30-room house in Westchester when she was growing up.

Also, an unfinished basement is sometimes okay; until my family finished ours, it had a dirt floor (for its first 250 years of existence).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6184046)





Date: January 30th, 2007 9:58 AM
Author: Charcoal messiness

6 - My parents once bought a whole cow (with one other family) and had it butchered.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#7511387)





Date: April 21st, 2007 6:04 PM
Author: crimson rehab ratface

did they watch?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#7976849)





Date: April 6th, 2007 3:00 PM
Author: mildly autistic purple base

16 is the epitome of poor... buying something normally associated with wealth but doing it cheaply.

also, cars that were once expensive but are now 15 years old and have no value.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#7885262)





Date: July 7th, 2006 9:34 AM
Author: Fragrant chest-beating macaca

Believe University of Phoenix is a real uni.

Try to use their degree in "Business Administration" from there to apply to HBS.

Nickname things that shouldn't be nicknamed (Coffee = Joe, Coors = Colorado Kool Aid, Gasoline = Go Juice)

Celebrate their farts. "Damn! Good One!!!!"

Still wear mullets.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6157260)





Date: July 7th, 2006 9:47 AM
Author: light brunch

Wow. You sound completely out of touch.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6157291)





Date: July 7th, 2006 9:51 AM
Author: fighting apoplectic property nowag

Did somebody mention big screen TVs that constitute half of their assets in worth?

Also, say "INsurance" instead of "inSURance."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6157307)





Date: July 7th, 2006 9:52 AM
Author: Dashing Hyperventilating Kitchen

So much of this stuff applies to my family, it's unbelievable.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6157311)





Date: July 7th, 2006 9:56 AM
Author: light brunch

Grandma and Grandpa Skeletor would also fit nicely in this thread.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6157327)





Date: July 7th, 2006 9:57 AM
Author: Dashing Hyperventilating Kitchen

it applies to allll of my family, both sides

my immediate family as well... i've always been considered the nigger sheep

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6157333)





Date: July 7th, 2006 9:59 AM
Author: fighting apoplectic property nowag

Is that b/c you're black?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6157342)





Date: July 7th, 2006 9:59 AM
Author: Dashing Hyperventilating Kitchen

if i was black, i probably wouldn't be posting on this board.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6157345)





Date: July 7th, 2006 10:01 AM
Author: light brunch

with your booklearnin...

Could you have made your Dad a lot prouder by making the All-State football team in highschool?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6157351)





Date: July 7th, 2006 10:02 AM
Author: Dashing Hyperventilating Kitchen

my dad was not part of my childhood

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6157360)





Date: July 7th, 2006 10:03 AM
Author: light brunch

*whistles nervously, adjusts collar*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6157365)





Date: July 7th, 2006 10:04 AM
Author: Dashing Hyperventilating Kitchen

daddy? DAAAADDDDY! ...where my chile support???

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6157374)





Date: July 7th, 2006 10:05 AM
Author: fighting apoplectic property nowag

LOLZ. I picture him staring darkly at the screen with a stern look on his face.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6157380)





Date: July 7th, 2006 10:03 AM
Author: fighting apoplectic property nowag

REMISSPARENTINGPWN3D

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6157368)





Date: March 6th, 2007 12:16 AM
Author: Violent state

LOL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#7714687)





Date: July 9th, 2006 5:15 PM
Author: Sinister vermilion school police squad

Me too.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6171836)





Date: July 7th, 2006 10:01 AM
Author: Flesh comical business firm rigor

Family that has been killed in a war

bellies that hang over their belt

cheeto fingers

edit: i would continue this to say a minibag of chips or a soda in their hands at all times.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6157353)





Date: July 7th, 2006 10:04 AM
Author: fighting apoplectic property nowag

Family now serving in I-RAQ is a huge one, currently.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6157372)





Date: July 7th, 2006 10:05 AM
Author: Doobsian indian lodge

I assume you are excluding family that was killed in WWII.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6157378)





Date: July 7th, 2006 10:09 AM
Author: fighting apoplectic property nowag

Yeah, WWII vets are common in classy fams.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6157389)





Date: July 7th, 2006 10:07 AM
Author: Scarlet Hall Karate

Talk with the cigarette still in their mouth

Distrust the government for the wrong reasons

Work at a "plant" or a "shop"

Fat chicks



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6157384)





Date: July 7th, 2006 10:11 AM
Author: fighting apoplectic property nowag

"Fat chicks."

It never ceases to amaze me how accurate this is. They should sell their blubber to the Eskimos or something.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6157393)





Date: July 7th, 2006 10:13 AM
Author: Dashing Hyperventilating Kitchen

"distrust the govt for the wrong reasons"

very accurate.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6157402)





Date: July 7th, 2006 10:09 AM
Author: Flesh comical business firm rigor

Morals.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6157390)





Date: July 7th, 2006 10:16 AM
Author: fighting apoplectic property nowag

*chortle*

You're thinking of middle class midwesterners, dood. Poors are violent and negligent.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6157420)





Date: July 7th, 2006 11:34 AM
Author: Self-absorbed jap coldplay fan

I think this is right. Poor people have morals, rich people have social rules.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6157794)





Date: April 6th, 2007 9:33 PM
Author: Ruby meetinghouse

and what social rules are those?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#7887367)





Date: July 7th, 2006 11:36 AM
Author: Beady-eyed grizzly jew range

titcr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6157806)





Date: July 7th, 2006 10:14 AM
Author: Dashing Hyperventilating Kitchen

'vote republican' bumper stickers

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6157405)





Date: July 7th, 2006 11:22 AM
Author: Self-absorbed jap coldplay fan

So does poor = everyone in America who is not both rich and from a city or a suburb?



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6157726)





Date: July 7th, 2006 11:32 AM
Author: Swashbuckling stag film

A lower credit limit than me but a higher balance.

"Yiz"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6157785)





Date: July 8th, 2006 1:52 AM
Author: zippy international law enforcement agency

Lots of unprotected sex.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6164105)





Date: July 8th, 2006 2:04 AM
Author: Fear-inspiring market

Read National Enquirer and other tabloids

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6164181)





Date: July 9th, 2006 3:31 PM
Author: gay abode

Why do you suppose that is?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6171185)





Date: July 9th, 2006 6:32 PM
Author: Fear-inspiring market

Stupidity plus bad taste.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6172327)





Date: July 9th, 2006 3:33 PM
Author: Shimmering field fanboi

Kankles

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6171193)





Date: July 9th, 2006 3:46 PM
Author: Beady-eyed grizzly jew range

kankles r so waspy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6171274)





Date: July 9th, 2006 3:52 PM
Author: Shimmering field fanboi

I've seen them overflow out of tennis shoes. Bothing about that woman said wasp.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6171300)





Date: July 9th, 2006 3:53 PM
Author: Beady-eyed grizzly jew range

whenever i think 'cankles,' i think middle-aged white woman with short, greying hair, a long skirt or khakis and loafers for folks with wide feet.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6171304)





Date: July 9th, 2006 3:42 PM
Author: Angry Razzle Pocket Flask

But huge amounts of Powerball tix every drawing as a team with their coworkers.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6171255)





Date: July 9th, 2006 3:47 PM
Author: puce marvelous cuck forum

shit in bags

piss off the porch

piss in bottles if it's late

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6171276)





Date: July 9th, 2006 3:56 PM
Author: Claret organic girlfriend set

An enormous brood of dirty, snot-filled children

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6171314)





Date: July 9th, 2006 5:13 PM
Author: Pale Stage

titcr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6171827)





Date: July 9th, 2006 4:08 PM
Author: Snowy national pistol

Looks like 'when cousins marry (and have kids)'

Breathes through their mouth

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6171374)





Date: July 9th, 2006 5:29 PM
Author: Pale Stage

1. nascar moms instead of soccer mom's

2. 80's hair

3. thinks pontiac g6s are "awesome"

4. camaros

5. four-wheelers

6. dirt bikes

7. brown lip liner rings

8. at least one dead tooth

9. the only ones in suits at weddings are the groom and best men

11. pajama pants

12. work boots

13. carpenter jeans

14. fossil is the holy grail of watches

15. short sleaved button shirts

16. if he even has a dress shirt, the collar has a button 17. in each corner

18. can be seen walking around with a generic bottle of water, thinking they're the shit for drinking bottled water

19. think dkny jeans is actual dkny

20. bleach stained clothing



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6171925)





Date: July 11th, 2006 12:55 AM
Author: Glittery lake step-uncle's house trust fund

wonderful

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6183983)





Date: July 9th, 2006 5:38 PM
Author: Pale Stage

kinves purchased off of qvc or hsn

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6171966)





Date: July 9th, 2006 6:27 PM
Author: Pale Stage

have night jobs as "minute men"



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6172289)





Date: July 9th, 2006 6:29 PM
Author: galvanic crotch prole

Bush/Cheney bumper stickers

Support/Pray for Our Troops magnets

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6172303)





Date: July 9th, 2006 7:21 PM
Author: Pale Stage

would ride in a white limo or a hummer limo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6172705)





Date: July 9th, 2006 7:44 PM
Author: aquamarine old irish cottage

Throw a party when daughter finally gets her GED.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6172887)





Date: July 9th, 2006 8:14 PM
Author: Pale Stage

a missing limb

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6173090)





Date: July 9th, 2006 8:18 PM
Author: maniacal codepig area

drink lots of soda, watch soap operas, smoke non-name brand cigarettes, drive irocs or old camrys, watch nascar, have a broken piece of exercise equipment in their living room, go to county fairs, live in a trailer, eat tv dinners, have tattoos with signifcant others name (that they are no longer with), kids out of wedlock... need i go on?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6173123)





Date: July 9th, 2006 8:24 PM
Author: Pale Stage

smoke or have tattoos period

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6173178)





Date: July 9th, 2006 8:24 PM
Author: Pale Stage

cell phone cases



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6173181)





Date: July 11th, 2006 12:53 AM
Author: Flickering narrow-minded multi-billionaire library

jobs as strip mall security guards

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6183945)





Date: July 11th, 2006 1:05 AM
Author: Hairless hell

use Vaseline as lube.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6184062)





Date: July 11th, 2006 2:38 PM
Author: Pale Stage

"work trucks"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6187079)





Date: July 11th, 2006 2:41 PM
Author: Autistic pearly marketing idea

CAR EDITION!

a bumblebee yellow, rusted 1993 Dodge Intrepid.

A mustang from the 1980s

A "pimped" Dodge Aries

A door of a different color than the rest of the car.

A Git-R-Done bumper sticker.

IROC...need I say more?

Jesus/abortion bumper stickers.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6187102)





Date: July 11th, 2006 2:43 PM
Author: Pale Stage

sell plasma

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6187113)





Date: July 13th, 2006 3:24 AM
Author: Pale Stage

eat at buffets

diabetes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6199730)





Date: July 13th, 2006 3:26 AM
Author: Olive Big Cuckold

"Worst Type of American Whites" threads

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6199742)





Date: July 13th, 2006 3:39 AM
Author: Sticky Generalized Bond

Take fiber supplements

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6199792)





Date: July 14th, 2006 3:57 AM
Author: Pale Stage

listen to 3 doors down



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6209092)





Date: July 14th, 2006 10:45 AM
Author: bateful onyx home

Wear hats with flames on them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6209872)





Date: August 1st, 2006 2:36 PM
Author: Pale Stage

i saw generic velveta the other day. it was called "pasteurized cheese spread."

i also so a coon hunting liscense on a truck

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6353776)





Date: August 1st, 2006 2:48 PM
Author: Excitant spot

"Big Dogs" sportswear

Wraparound shades

Dial-up internet access on 28.8K modem

Motivational posters at workplace - "Teamwork", "Excellence", etc.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6353880)





Date: August 1st, 2006 3:06 PM
Author: Pale Stage

i literally lol'ed at the motivational posters

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6354036)





Date: August 1st, 2006 3:08 PM
Author: Autistic pearly marketing idea

Ahh, Successories.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6354064)





Date: August 9th, 2006 12:54 AM
Author: Pale Stage

roll their own cigs

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6404774)





Date: August 9th, 2006 2:20 AM
Author: Pale Stage

frozen french toast/pancakes/waffles

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6405171)





Date: August 10th, 2006 8:27 AM
Author: hyperactive orchestra pit

Low tuition.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6412804)





Date: August 14th, 2006 12:10 PM
Author: Soul-stirring startled office mother

Spend thousands to have baby's name tattooed on chest, but don't pay child support.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6436107)





Date: August 27th, 2006 12:25 PM
Author: boyish casino mad-dog skullcap

ask what makes a poor

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6509578)





Date: August 27th, 2006 12:43 PM
Author: 180 heaven

Cannot name their state's capital and the current Vice President.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6509697)





Date: August 27th, 2006 4:36 PM
Author: electric address alpha

Have a "college degree" in Air Conditioning repair from a place that advertises on the subway.

Still wear neon clothing

Go to Red Lobster whenever there is a big family celebration

Have a half-erased tattoo on their body (saving money to get the rest done)

waist-length hair

Have their own name, or a boyfriend or girlfriend's tattooed on their arm

Shop at Costco

Drink beer with every meal

Think "Reader's Digest" is sophisticated reading material

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6510681)





Date: August 27th, 2006 5:25 PM
Author: Pale Stage

the red lobster sounds part sounds like more of a black thing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6510931)





Date: August 27th, 2006 5:30 PM
Author: odious ladyboy

most of costco's clientele are middle to upper middle class suburbanites.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6510967)





Date: August 27th, 2006 6:11 PM
Author: Pale Stage

american cars

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6511197)





Date: September 20th, 2006 1:21 PM
Author: Pale Stage

oversized, dingy parkas

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6646503)





Date: November 19th, 2006 11:34 PM
Author: Pale Stage

watch daytime television

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#7030604)





Date: November 19th, 2006 11:36 PM
Author: Ocher Faggotry

live in trailers and collect disability benefits, even if able-bodied.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#7030621)





Date: November 19th, 2006 11:36 PM
Author: Angry Razzle Pocket Flask

Let Maury Povich determine paternity

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#7030633)





Date: November 19th, 2006 11:46 PM
Author: Pale Stage

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#7030730)





Date: November 19th, 2006 11:39 PM
Author: Ocher Faggotry

spend more on their rims than on their homes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#7030666)





Date: November 19th, 2006 11:40 PM
Author: red motley church headpube

damn it. I have *all* of these things.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#7030670)





Date: November 20th, 2006 12:06 AM
Author: fuchsia resort chad

frog giggin'

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#7030946)





Date: November 20th, 2006 12:07 AM
Author: fuchsia resort chad

glamour shots

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#7030953)





Date: November 20th, 2006 12:09 AM
Author: Ocher Faggotry

Glamous shots? novel! What are those?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#7030974)





Date: November 20th, 2006 12:07 AM
Author: lascivious nofapping corner affirmative action

The HIV

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#7030958)





Date: January 30th, 2007 4:38 AM
Author: Pale Stage

pocket knifes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#7511069)





Date: January 30th, 2007 4:43 AM
Author: Pale Stage

a dead tooth and a factory job

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#7511074)





Date: January 30th, 2007 5:01 AM
Author: Pale Stage

a revoked license

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#7511094)





Date: January 30th, 2007 5:14 AM
Author: razzmatazz slimy space selfie

Furniture that still has the plastic on it (sometimes 10 years later).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#7511098)





Date: January 30th, 2007 5:22 AM
Author: Spectacular sable deer antler

...more sex than the losers here.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#7511102)





Date: January 30th, 2007 5:57 AM
Author: irradiated disgusting queen of the night

Go to church

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#7511114)





Date: January 30th, 2007 1:06 PM
Author: ultramarine party of the first part

Poors always pour the milk in first.

Breeding tells.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#7512091)





Date: April 6th, 2007 9:37 PM
Author: Ruby meetinghouse

*Poors always pour the milk in first.*

wow, good call on this one.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#7887389)





Date: January 30th, 2007 1:16 PM
Author: cerise disturbing chapel

building a plane from a kit in the front yard. have been doing so and talking about it for 3-4 years.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#7512143)





Date: January 30th, 2007 2:48 PM
Author: French Flirting Volcanic Crater

buy used, usually incomplete encyclopedias that nobody in the house reads

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#7512741)





Date: January 30th, 2007 3:15 PM
Author: French Flirting Volcanic Crater

light fireworks

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#7512857)





Date: January 30th, 2007 4:23 PM
Author: Emerald trailer park boistinker

past the age of 13 I agree.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#7513305)





Date: February 11th, 2007 4:05 AM
Author: Pale Stage

get arrested by the po-lice

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#7582631)





Date: February 11th, 2007 4:08 AM
Author: Pale Stage

uncontrolled acne

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#7582633)





Date: February 11th, 2007 4:09 AM
Author: Pale Stage

scraggly facial hair

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#7582634)





Date: February 11th, 2007 4:20 AM
Author: Pale Stage

don't think 'saw' is a word

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#7582640)





Date: February 11th, 2007 4:20 AM
Author: Pale Stage

black guys white girls

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#7582641)





Date: March 5th, 2007 11:19 PM
Author: Pale Stage

support our troops and fetuses

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#7714416)





Date: March 5th, 2007 11:28 PM
Author: Massive alcoholic hominid

foreskin.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#7714445)





Date: March 5th, 2007 11:45 PM
Author: Pale Stage

titcp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#7714524)





Date: April 6th, 2007 2:44 PM
Author: Pale Stage

http://good-times.webshots.com/photo/2424346970054106074WFQwfl

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#7885160)





Date: April 6th, 2007 2:47 PM
Author: tan ape box office

http://good-times.webshots.com/photo/2807105050054106074GevcCU

Um.

http://good-times.webshots.com/photo/2378757960054106074ZQxKPt

Is that dude getting married in a short sleeve flannel shirt?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#7885172)





Date: April 6th, 2007 2:49 PM
Author: Pale Stage

at his wedding, yes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#7885195)





Date: April 6th, 2007 3:26 PM
Author: Talented wild background story dilemma

His cousin is pretty hot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#7885397)





Date: April 6th, 2007 2:47 PM
Author: Racy Point Faggot Firefighter

buy hummer H3s

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#7885176)





Date: April 6th, 2007 3:35 PM
Author: Pale Stage

i vote pro-life bumper stickers

bumper stickers

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#7885419)





Date: April 6th, 2007 3:44 PM
Author: Hot locale



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#7885465)





Date: April 6th, 2007 6:05 PM
Author: frum infuriating digit ratio

own cheap auto accessories like colored mats or dashboard decorations.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#7886332)





Date: April 6th, 2007 9:36 PM
Author: odious ladyboy

bluetooth earpieces.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#7887384)





Date: April 6th, 2007 9:40 PM
Author: Ruby meetinghouse

drink miller lite, smoke cigarettes and weed, and then put their ashes in the empty beer can.

play "spades"

think reading Jane Austen or Virginia Woolf is cool if you're a white male

work at Friday's, Applebee's, Red Lobster, etc.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#7887404)





Date: April 21st, 2007 5:40 PM
Author: Massive alcoholic hominid

Have weddings on days other than Saturday

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#7976727)





Date: April 21st, 2007 6:05 PM
Author: Pale Stage

make threads about ny being too expensive

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#7976852)





Date: April 21st, 2007 6:08 PM
Author: Massive alcoholic hominid

Or call things "expensive" period.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#7976867)





Date: April 21st, 2007 6:20 PM
Author: curious plaza

no, a place like stockholm or copenhagen is truly expensive.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#7976925)





Date: April 21st, 2007 6:23 PM
Author: Pale Stage

you're almost as cultured as grace kelly. care to tell me about the difference between sushi and sashimi?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#7976941)





Date: April 21st, 2007 6:25 PM
Author: curious plaza

people in indiana wouldn't know the difference so it'd only confuse you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#7976950)





Date: April 21st, 2007 6:28 PM
Author: Pale Stage

oh i forgot, your passee chunky glasses and circa 1986 lesbian vests make you so worldly.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#7976972)





Date: April 21st, 2007 6:32 PM
Author: curious plaza

they don't, but at least i've been out of my state

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#7976999)





Date: April 21st, 2007 6:36 PM
Author: Pale Stage

oooh, look at me, i've visited every h&m in every western european capital there is.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#7977018)





Date: April 21st, 2007 6:40 PM
Author: curious plaza
Subject: and central and eastern

sorry kid, h&m is passe

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#7977038)





Date: April 21st, 2007 6:42 PM
Author: Pale Stage

really? because it looks like you buy all of your clothes there.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#7977050)





Date: April 21st, 2007 6:57 PM
Author: curious plaza

wrong chain

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#7977144)





Date: April 21st, 2007 6:17 PM
Author: crimson rehab ratface

*wipes tears of laughter away*

*emails thread link to everyone i know*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#7976907)





Date: April 21st, 2007 6:35 PM
Author: plum internet-worthy weed whacker

Too lazy to read the other posts, but...

Do: Beat each other up, get payday loans, buy shitty beer.

Have: Scabies, horse-track stubs, and babies.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#7977010)





Date: April 21st, 2007 6:43 PM
Author: crimson rehab ratface

DS, you need to read this thread its too funneh!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#7977052)





Date: April 21st, 2007 6:50 PM
Author: Pale Stage

i've always wondered why they're so violent and have babies. probably because they're irrational due to their smaller brains.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#7977099)





Date: April 21st, 2007 6:45 PM
Author: Cracking Copper Regret

one or more xoxo monikers.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#7977065)





Date: April 21st, 2007 6:49 PM
Author: crimson rehab ratface

Walmart

McDonalds

unkempt children, usually 4+ of them, all under the age of 6, with a bun in the oven

wears the faded black spandex pants that stop mid calf + white ankle socks + cheap running shoes (ironic, cuz they never run anywhere) uniform

cheeto mouth

smokes half a cigaret, then puts out/saves it for later

crooked adult teeth



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#7977094)





Date: April 21st, 2007 6:54 PM
Author: Pale Stage

lol the cigarette thing always happens whenever i interrupt a gas station attendant's work break

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#7977121)





Date: April 21st, 2007 6:56 PM
Author: Unhinged crystalline friendly grandma

1. Thinks Rolex is the pinnicle of watches

2. Drives a Lexus

3. Can't wait to get their "huge" biglaw salary

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#7977141)





Date: April 21st, 2007 6:59 PM
Author: Pale Stage

only brands known are rolex, armani, harvard.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#7977169)





Date: April 21st, 2007 7:02 PM
Author: Pale Stage

my brother had cancer and the radiation made him retarded. now he can't keep a job because he always gets in fights with people because he has something to prove. he also wears jorts.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#7977189)





Date: April 21st, 2007 8:39 PM
Author: Massive alcoholic hominid

*Clothing Edition*

Jorts, exclusively cargo pants, fabric belts, shirts by Akademiks, RocaWear, Sean John or just general no-brand stuff with pictures of money, currency signs, guns or cars on the front. Bandannas. Mesh hats sans irony. Multiple sets of hunting fatigues. Acid-wash jeans.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#7977762)





Date: April 21st, 2007 8:48 PM
Author: crusty location

They order steak well-done.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#7977822)





Date: April 21st, 2007 8:49 PM
Author: red motley church headpube

premade mixed salad

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#7977829)





Date: April 21st, 2007 8:52 PM
Author: Massive alcoholic hominid

With dressing in packets.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#7977844)





Date: April 21st, 2007 8:53 PM
Author: red motley church headpube

especilly ranch

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#7977851)





Date: April 21st, 2007 8:54 PM
Author: Massive alcoholic hominid

misspell "especially."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#7977857)





Date: April 21st, 2007 8:59 PM
Author: red motley church headpube

pretend typos are spelling errors

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#7977895)





Date: April 21st, 2007 9:00 PM
Author: Massive alcoholic hominid

touche :)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#7977902)





Date: April 21st, 2007 9:04 PM
Author: red motley church headpube

:)

Do you ever say "touché" irl?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#7977921)





Date: April 21st, 2007 9:05 PM
Author: Massive alcoholic hominid

Yes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#7977929)





Date: April 21st, 2007 9:12 PM
Author: Ruby meetinghouse

tool

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#7977968)





Date: April 21st, 2007 9:13 PM
Author: red motley church headpube

dude.

*shakes head*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#7977973)





Date: April 21st, 2007 9:15 PM
Author: Ruby meetinghouse

wanna date?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#7977987)





Date: April 21st, 2007 9:19 PM
Author: red motley church headpube

are you a rasquach h8er?

I can't keep track of them anymore. :(

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#7978007)





Date: April 21st, 2007 9:23 PM
Author: Ruby meetinghouse

nah. i liked the premade mixed salad w/ranch tho. never would have thought of that one

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#7978035)





Date: April 21st, 2007 9:35 PM
Author: red motley church headpube

sorry :(

if it make you feel better, I like ranch sometimes, with chicken strips

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#7978120)





Date: April 21st, 2007 8:57 PM
Author: crawly scourge upon the earth university

Quarterstaves

Leather Armor

Clubs

Long Swords

Stacks of Arrows

Stacks of Crossbolts

Scrolls of Magic Missile

Scrolls of Identify

Minor Healing Potions

Notes Found on a Dead Body - Return to Nearest Innkeeper to Claim Small Reward

Small Gems

Wolf Pelts

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#7977883)





Date: April 21st, 2007 9:00 PM
Author: Massive alcoholic hominid

180^hizzla

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#7977904)





Date: April 21st, 2007 9:13 PM
Author: orange menage indirect expression

Dress up for the Olive Garden

Color coordinate their shoes/shirt/hat

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#7977977)





Date: April 21st, 2007 9:15 PM
Author: Massive alcoholic hominid

Go to food franchises in general.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#7977983)





Date: April 21st, 2007 9:16 PM
Author: orange menage indirect expression

Nothing wrong with going. I'd go to Olive Garden/etc if its close and I just want a cheap meal that I'm too lazy to make. Thinking its an event = poor.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#7977992)





Date: April 21st, 2007 9:41 PM
Author: razzmatazz slimy space selfie

bad teeth/claim they are afraid of the dentist.

bad feet

wear flannel even when it is hot out.

wear a robe around the house.

save ketchup packets, salt & pepper, and plastic utensils from fast food places.

Use a clothes hanger as a as a tv antenna

Hangs clothes on the clothes line.

drinks tang, generic sodas (grape, strawberry, apple).

Watches televion stations in a language they don't know.

Thinks 10$/hr is alot to get paid



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#7978172)





Date: September 28th, 2007 8:57 PM
Author: Heady knife den

TVs in cars

http://cache.gizmodo.com/assets/resources/2007/09/gpstv.jpg

Car balls

http://www.boudist.com/images/car-balls.jpg



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#8702465)





Date: September 28th, 2007 9:02 PM
Author: Vigorous Free-loading Idea He Suggested Persian

Zune

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#8702480)





Date: December 9th, 2007 3:21 PM
Author: Pale Stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#9001764)





Date: December 9th, 2007 3:41 PM
Author: lime vengeful temple roast beef

awesome thread.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#9001858)





Date: December 9th, 2007 3:29 PM
Author: chartreuse station people who are hurt



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#9001801)





Date: December 9th, 2007 3:41 PM
Author: sooty native

Say "ignorant" when they mean "rude".

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#9001854)





Date: January 7th, 2008 5:24 AM
Author: Elite depressive tanning salon

1. have non-tax deductible cell phone bills

2. say things like "i only have 50 minutes left on my cell phone plan"

3. live within 2 blocks of a liquor store, with a check-cashing service

4. roll up their own cigarettes.

5. ask their friends "can i hit that" on the above mentioned cigarettes.

6. ask "how much gas you got in your car?"

7. drink beer in the park

8. drink beer in coin-operated laundry mats

9. updates their myspace more than once a month



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#9125098)





Date: January 12th, 2008 5:21 PM
Author: Pale Stage

9. has a myspace

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#9152404)





Date: January 7th, 2008 9:47 AM
Author: gaped kink-friendly halford brethren

use poors as a noun

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#9125298)





Date: January 12th, 2008 5:22 PM
Author: chartreuse station people who are hurt

1. Degree from Indiana

2. False hopes it will get them a job paying over 40k/year

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#9152408)





Date: January 27th, 2008 10:36 AM
Author: lime vengeful temple roast beef



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#9228844)





Date: January 27th, 2008 10:40 AM
Author: diverse theatre skinny woman

Always ask this question about new restaurants:

"Did you get enough?"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#9228853)





Date: January 27th, 2008 1:10 PM
Author: Talking juggernaut

Things they do:

Watch their little girl die in the car on the way to the doctor from a simple strep infection because they can't afford insurance and can't afford to pay the doctor so they put off going hoping the illnes will clear up on its own.

This thread is disgusting.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#9229344)





Date: January 27th, 2008 1:12 PM
Author: aromatic alcoholic

lolz

dead poors are funny

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#9229354)





Date: March 15th, 2008 5:14 PM
Author: Pale Stage

don't major in finance, econ, or a hard science

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#9481949)





Date: March 15th, 2008 5:15 PM
Author: mauve outnumbered windowlicker

Live in ManhaTTTan

ROFL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#9481952)